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April 14, 2023 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
04:55
GOML LIVE #189 - COPS AND ROBBER "THE VOMITORIUM"
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And we are live.
Hi guys.
So we're li oh my god.
Hold on.
Ooh.
So, oh, dude, these mics stink.
You just farted into it.
Wash the mics.
You just farted into the mic.
Put them in the dishwasher every week.
We don't have a dishwasher.
You're missing on the action.
Maddie's here puking his guts out.
He took opioids because he had his teeth pulled out.
He's not done?
Maddie, you good?
Can you see him there?
No.
I could hear him.
Do you want me to point the camera over there?
No, no.
Let him have his privacy.
No, not privacy.
Privacy bad.
Here, I got a video of him, Ryan.
I'm a privacy man.
Barfing's not private.
It's funny.
I need a little time to myself for some private barfing.
Seems like that was it, though.
I'm a lady.
I don't like people seeing me barf.
I'm not sure this morning.
Because I can't, I got all my fucking stitches on the bottom of my...
It looks like you had some lemon Gatorade and about seven pieces of corn.
Do you want me to order a slice of pizza for you or something?
Yeah.
Do you want some warm porridge with vodka on it?
That doesn't sound nice.
Do you want me to put warm melted butter on my dad's ass crack and you can shoo the flies away and then lick it?
What were we talking about before, the mice?
Yeah.
Do you want to dip some shaved mice into sauce while they're still alive?
Three squeaks.
Three squeaks.
In China, folks at home, they'll have baby mice and they'll dip them in the sauce.
No, they'll grab them.
That's one squeak.
They'll dip them in the sauce.
That's two squeaks.
Then they'll bite into them.
That's three squeaks.
It's called three squeaks.
Hey, John and John, and we should have worked this out, Ryan, rather than you playing on your fucking phone.
Can I switch the camera to John?
John 2, can you move closer to John 1?
Yeah.
And then John 1, can you move over to your left?
How about Matty sitting right next to you guys?
No, Maddie's puking every time.
And then John 1, can you hide the mic?
The mic you're not using?
yeah These are the kind of things we work out before the show starts.
So the reason we're early this week is because something I mentioned the other day where it's called Team Combat League, I believe.
And they're trying to get Zoomers and millennials interested in boxing.
So it's sort of like the pitch clock where you come out swinging.
You have one round and one round only.
And there's a team, I think, of 10 New Yorkers.
There's a team of around 10 Los Angelesers.
It started.
It already started.
Well, that sucks.
These are highlights from other fights.
Yeah, this isn't live right now.
Okay, so turn it up.
What do you mean?
Are you showing previous footage?
No, this is a live broadcast, but right now this is all the It was.
As soon as it started, I clicked over to it.
Okay.
I'll lick your armpits.
I'll fist your animals.
Turn it up.
Turn it up.
So this is just silence?
It's called quiet boxing.
It looks like the audio fucking floor is alongside of mere titanium.
That can't be the right audio.
That's the audio.
Sounds like someone's playing it on their orange.
Sounds like somebody put a speakerphone in that phone and then we got a doubleheader here tonight, but New York City, they are on a roll.
Oh, come on.
Now I'm trying to find on my phone to prove you wrong, Ryan.
If this comes out of my phone sharp, your whole family's dead.
But I don't know why it would do that, but I'll bite your toes.
Hey, Iron Mike.
How you doing, John?
How are you?
Okay, here we go.
Team Combat League week two.
I'll f in your and then I'll eat you with my balls.
All right, so Ryan, this is what the link should be showing you.
That sounds like shit to me.
No, but it shouldn't be these guys.
Is that the link?
Team Combat League.
Team Combat League week two, it should say.
What are you doing, dude?
Please!
This is week three.
What?
This is week three.
This is week three?
Yes.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
No, you're never sure about anything.
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