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And we are live.
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Hi guys.
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So we're li oh my god.
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Hold on.
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Ooh.
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So, oh, dude, these mics stink.
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You just farted into it.
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Wash the mics.
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You just farted into the mic.
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Put them in the dishwasher every week.
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We don't have a dishwasher.
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You're missing on the action.
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Maddie's here puking his guts out.
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He took opioids because he had his teeth pulled out.
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He's not done?
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Maddie, you good?
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Can you see him there?
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No.
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I could hear him.
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Do you want me to point the camera over there?
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No, no.
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Let him have his privacy.
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No, not privacy.
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Privacy bad.
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Here, I got a video of him, Ryan.
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I'm a privacy man.
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Barfing's not private.
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It's funny.
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I need a little time to myself for some private barfing.
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Seems like that was it, though.
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I'm a lady.
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I don't like people seeing me barf.
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I'm not sure this morning.
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Because I can't, I got all my fucking stitches on the bottom of my...
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It looks like you had some lemon Gatorade and about seven pieces of corn.
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Do you want me to order a slice of pizza for you or something?
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Yeah.
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Do you want some warm porridge with vodka on it?
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That doesn't sound nice.
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Do you want me to put warm melted butter on my dad's ass crack and you can shoo the flies away and then lick it?
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What were we talking about before, the mice?
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Yeah.
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Do you want to dip some shaved mice into sauce while they're still alive?
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Three squeaks.
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Three squeaks.
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In China, folks at home, they'll have baby mice and they'll dip them in the sauce.
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No, they'll grab them.
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That's one squeak.
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They'll dip them in the sauce.
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That's two squeaks.
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Then they'll bite into them.
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That's three squeaks.
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It's called three squeaks.
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Hey, John and John, and we should have worked this out, Ryan, rather than you playing on your fucking phone.
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Can I switch the camera to John?
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John 2, can you move closer to John 1?
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Yeah.
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And then John 1, can you move over to your left?
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How about Matty sitting right next to you guys?
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No, Maddie's puking every time.
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And then John 1, can you hide the mic?
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The mic you're not using?
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yeah These are the kind of things we work out before the show starts.
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So the reason we're early this week is because something I mentioned the other day where it's called Team Combat League, I believe.
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And they're trying to get Zoomers and millennials interested in boxing.
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So it's sort of like the pitch clock where you come out swinging.
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You have one round and one round only.
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And there's a team, I think, of 10 New Yorkers.
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There's a team of around 10 Los Angelesers.
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It started.
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It already started.
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Well, that sucks.
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These are highlights from other fights.
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Yeah, this isn't live right now.
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Okay, so turn it up.
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What do you mean?
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Are you showing previous footage?
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No, this is a live broadcast, but right now this is all the It was.
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As soon as it started, I clicked over to it.
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Okay.
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I'll lick your armpits.
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I'll fist your animals.
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Turn it up.
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Turn it up.
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So this is just silence?
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It's called quiet boxing.
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It looks like the audio fucking floor is alongside of mere titanium.
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That can't be the right audio.
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That's the audio.
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Sounds like someone's playing it on their orange.
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Sounds like somebody put a speakerphone in that phone and then we got a doubleheader here tonight, but New York City, they are on a roll.
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Oh, come on.
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Now I'm trying to find on my phone to prove you wrong, Ryan.
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If this comes out of my phone sharp, your whole family's dead.
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But I don't know why it would do that, but I'll bite your toes.
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Hey, Iron Mike.
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How you doing, John?
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How are you?
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Okay, here we go.
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Team Combat League week two.
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I'll f in your and then I'll eat you with my balls.
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All right, so Ryan, this is what the link should be showing you.
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That sounds like shit to me.
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No, but it shouldn't be these guys.
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Is that the link?
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Team Combat League.
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Team Combat League week two, it should say.
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What are you doing, dude?
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Please!
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This is week three.
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What?
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This is week three.
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This is week three?
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Yes.
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Are you sure?
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Yeah.
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No, you're never sure about anything.
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