Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #189 - COPS AND ROBBER "THE VOMITORIUM"
Aired: 2023-04-14
Duration: 04:55


=== Team Combat League (04:54) ===

[00:00:00]  And we are live.
[00:00:04]  Hi guys.
[00:00:06]  So we're li oh my god.
[00:00:08]  Hold on.
[00:00:10]  Ooh.
[00:00:12]  So, oh, dude, these mics stink.
[00:00:15]  You just farted into it.
[00:00:16]  Wash the mics.
[00:00:17]  You just farted into the mic.
[00:00:18]  Put them in the dishwasher every week.
[00:00:20]  We don't have a dishwasher.
[00:00:21]  You're missing on the action.
[00:00:24]  Maddie's here puking his guts out.
[00:00:26]  He took opioids because he had his teeth pulled out.
[00:00:30]  He's not done?
[00:00:32]  Maddie, you good?
[00:00:35]  Can you see him there?
[00:00:36]  No.
[00:00:38]  I could hear him.
[00:00:41]  Do you want me to point the camera over there?
[00:00:42]  No, no.
[00:00:44]  Let him have his privacy.
[00:00:45]  No, not privacy.
[00:00:47]  Privacy bad.
[00:00:49]  Here, I got a video of him, Ryan.
[00:00:52]  I'm a privacy man.
[00:00:54]  Barfing's not private.
[00:00:56]  It's funny.
[00:00:58]  I need a little time to myself for some private barfing.
[00:01:01]  Seems like that was it, though.
[00:01:03]  I'm a lady.
[00:01:04]  I don't like people seeing me barf.
[00:01:05]  I'm not sure this morning.
[00:01:06]  Because I can't, I got all my fucking stitches on the bottom of my...
[00:01:11]  It looks like you had some lemon Gatorade and about seven pieces of corn.
[00:01:16]  Do you want me to order a slice of pizza for you or something?
[00:01:19]  Yeah.
[00:01:20]  Do you want some warm porridge with vodka on it?
[00:01:25]  That doesn't sound nice.
[00:01:27]  Do you want me to put warm melted butter on my dad's ass crack and you can shoo the flies away and then lick it?
[00:01:33]  What were we talking about before, the mice?
[00:01:36]  Yeah.
[00:01:37]  Do you want to dip some shaved mice into sauce while they're still alive?
[00:01:41]  Three squeaks.
[00:01:42]  Three squeaks.
[00:01:43]  In China, folks at home, they'll have baby mice and they'll dip them in the sauce.
[00:01:48]  No, they'll grab them.
[00:01:48]  That's one squeak.
[00:01:49]  They'll dip them in the sauce.
[00:01:50]  That's two squeaks.
[00:01:51]  Then they'll bite into them.
[00:01:52]  That's three squeaks.
[00:01:52]  It's called three squeaks.
[00:01:54]  Hey, John and John, and we should have worked this out, Ryan, rather than you playing on your fucking phone.
[00:01:58]  Can I switch the camera to John?
[00:02:01]  John 2, can you move closer to John 1?
[00:02:04]  Yeah.
[00:02:04]  And then John 1, can you move over to your left?
[00:02:08]  How about Matty sitting right next to you guys?
[00:02:10]  No, Maddie's puking every time.
[00:02:13]  And then John 1, can you hide the mic?
[00:02:17]  The mic you're not using?
[00:02:19]  yeah These are the kind of things we work out before the show starts.
[00:02:28]  So the reason we're early this week is because something I mentioned the other day where it's called Team Combat League, I believe.
[00:02:37]  And they're trying to get Zoomers and millennials interested in boxing.
[00:02:40]  So it's sort of like the pitch clock where you come out swinging.
[00:02:44]  You have one round and one round only.
[00:02:46]  And there's a team, I think, of 10 New Yorkers.
[00:02:49]  There's a team of around 10 Los Angelesers.
[00:02:54]  It started.
[00:02:55]  It already started.
[00:02:56]  Well, that sucks.
[00:02:59]  These are highlights from other fights.
[00:03:01]  Yeah, this isn't live right now.
[00:03:04]  Okay, so turn it up.
[00:03:05]  What do you mean?
[00:03:06]  Are you showing previous footage?
[00:03:07]  No, this is a live broadcast, but right now this is all the It was.
[00:03:16]  As soon as it started, I clicked over to it.
[00:03:19]  Okay.
[00:03:20]  I'll lick your armpits.
[00:03:21]  I'll fist your animals.
[00:03:22]  Turn it up.
[00:03:23]  Turn it up.
[00:03:25]  So this is just silence?
[00:03:28]  It's called quiet boxing.
[00:03:31]  It looks like the audio fucking floor is alongside of mere titanium.
[00:03:37]  That can't be the right audio.
[00:03:38]  That's the audio.
[00:03:41]  Sounds like someone's playing it on their orange.
[00:03:46]  Sounds like somebody put a speakerphone in that phone and then we got a doubleheader here tonight, but New York City, they are on a roll.
[00:03:56]  Oh, come on.
[00:03:58]  Now I'm trying to find on my phone to prove you wrong, Ryan.
[00:04:02]  If this comes out of my phone sharp, your whole family's dead.
[00:04:05]  But I don't know why it would do that, but I'll bite your toes.
[00:04:10]  Hey, Iron Mike.
[00:04:11]  How you doing, John?
[00:04:12]  How are you?
[00:04:15]  Okay, here we go.
[00:04:15]  Team Combat League week two.
[00:04:17]  I'll f in your and then I'll eat you with my balls.
[00:04:23]  All right, so Ryan, this is what the link should be showing you.
[00:04:27]  That sounds like shit to me.
[00:04:30]  No, but it shouldn't be these guys.
[00:04:32]  Is that the link?
[00:04:34]  Team Combat League.
[00:04:37]  Team Combat League week two, it should say.
[00:04:39]  What are you doing, dude?
[00:04:40]  Please!
[00:04:41]  This is week three.
[00:04:45]  What?
[00:04:45]  This is week three.
[00:04:48]  This is week three?
[00:04:49]  Yes.
[00:04:51]  Are you sure?
[00:04:52]  Yeah.
[00:04:53]  No, you're never sure about anything.