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Missing Palm Sunday
00:03:47
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| That was Glas Vegas. | |
| Are they Scottish by any chance? | |
| A wee bat. | |
| Okay. | |
| I'm a sucker for anything Scottish, especially Glasgow. | |
| One of the most violent cities in the world. | |
| One of the most beautiful cities in the world. | |
| I have a love-hate relationship with my parents' hometown. | |
| I don't like violence. | |
| But everyone in that fucking country is funny. | |
| Every single person. | |
| And all the banter at every pub is just quality. | |
| Walk into any pub, just start talking to people. | |
| And it's hilarity from top to bottom. | |
| They say the same of the Mexicans. | |
| See? | |
| They say that the northern Mexicans are all funny. | |
| And that's what we get up here. | |
| That's why Mexicans are always riffing in the restaurant. | |
| Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn. | |
| Ladies and gentlemen, Ryan Katsu-Rivera is here. | |
| Boy. | |
| How are you doing? | |
| Good? | |
| What'd you do this weekend? | |
| Easter. | |
| I've been ramping up for Easter. | |
| You spent the weekend ramping up for Sunday. | |
| Because Friday was a big day. | |
| Saturday's a big day, and Sunday's a big day, too. | |
| So I was reflecting on Jesus a lot more than usual because when you're a Catholic, you're kind of held to a higher standard of devotion, I think. | |
| You have to do shit. | |
| Did you attend church? | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Did I ever? | |
| I was upset when we were at the live show that I couldn't go to Palm Sunday. | |
| I was waiting all year for Palm Sunday because you get the palm and you fold it up and then you give back. | |
| Then those become the ashes for Ash Wednesday. | |
| And now it's like that whole cycle when it comes around, you get your ashes, you're like, these are from the palms that we got. | |
| And I was like bummed out. | |
| And I was looking for churches out in the area there. | |
| And you're already bored. | |
| So why didn't you go? | |
| Because they were before 8 p.m. | |
| I was trying to get it around. | |
| We had dinner with Brett Eastonellis at 7, and the mass they had was Saturday. | |
| Oh, you're talking about when we were in L.A. L.A. That's last weekend, Ryan. | |
| Yeah, yeah, that's what I meant. | |
| What? | |
| Last weekend, we missed Palm Sunday. | |
| But we're talking about this weekend, and you just went off on a tangent about 10 days ago. | |
| Yeah, you were saying it ramps up, and you said, why is it ramp up? | |
| And I said, well, I'll tell you. | |
| It's been ramping up since Lent, the beginning of Lent. | |
| It goes in the desert. | |
| You've been ramping up for Easter for 40 days. | |
| Yes. | |
| Okay. | |
| I've been thinking about it. | |
| Why do I ever ask anything? | |
| Why? | |
| It's like the Mets. | |
| I refuse to be entertaining. | |
| I'm not going to punish myself by following this team. | |
| I was talking to Fleckis yesterday because I was at the Mets game. | |
| And I told you my favorite story about the Mets is when I said to Fleckis, dude, you seem like a Mets fan. | |
| You're a fat dude. | |
| You got a beard. | |
| You're from Queens. | |
| Why don't you like the Mets? | |
| And he said, not kidding. | |
| He goes, well, let's see. | |
| I'm not a Jew. | |
| I'm not a retard. | |
| So why would I? | |
| And I love that story because he's not trying to be funny. | |
| He was definitely, he was being analytical and trying to break down why he's not a Mets fan. | |
| And after he said that, every time I go to City Field, I see nothing but retards and Jews. | |
| And then I saw there were some hipsters. | |
| Hipsters seem to be getting into the Mets. | |
| And my buddy goes, oh, look, it's not just Jews and retards. | |
| And then we're like, well, what are hipsters, though? | |
| Ultimately, they're Jewish retards. | |
| So we're still at 100%. | |
| They're super fans. | |
| At one point, I saw a guy like, and there was a dude with a yamuka like directing him around. | |
| Wow. | |
| I'm like, holy shit. | |
| I took a picture of him actually, but it's not very good. | |
| But I was like, holy shit, a Jew and a retard together. | |