Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E238 - UNDERCOVER RETARD
Aired: 2023-04-10
Duration: 04:58


=== Missing Palm Sunday (03:47) ===

[00:01:11]  That was Glas Vegas.
[00:01:13]  Are they Scottish by any chance?
[00:01:16]  A wee bat.
[00:01:17]  Okay.
[00:01:18]  I'm a sucker for anything Scottish, especially Glasgow.
[00:01:22]  One of the most violent cities in the world.
[00:01:26]  One of the most beautiful cities in the world.
[00:01:29]  I have a love-hate relationship with my parents' hometown.
[00:01:33]  I don't like violence.
[00:01:36]  But everyone in that fucking country is funny.
[00:01:39]  Every single person.
[00:01:41]  And all the banter at every pub is just quality.
[00:01:45]  Walk into any pub, just start talking to people.
[00:01:48]  And it's hilarity from top to bottom.
[00:01:51]  They say the same of the Mexicans.
[00:01:53]  See?
[00:01:54]  They say that the northern Mexicans are all funny.
[00:01:58]  And that's what we get up here.
[00:02:00]  That's why Mexicans are always riffing in the restaurant.
[00:02:04]  Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn.
[00:02:06]  Ladies and gentlemen, Ryan Katsu-Rivera is here.
[00:02:10]  Boy.
[00:02:13]  How are you doing?
[00:02:13]  Good?
[00:02:14]  What'd you do this weekend?
[00:02:16]  Easter.
[00:02:17]  I've been ramping up for Easter.
[00:02:20]  You spent the weekend ramping up for Sunday.
[00:02:23]  Because Friday was a big day.
[00:02:25]  Saturday's a big day, and Sunday's a big day, too.
[00:02:28]  So I was reflecting on Jesus a lot more than usual because when you're a Catholic, you're kind of held to a higher standard of devotion, I think.
[00:02:36]  You have to do shit.
[00:02:37]  Did you attend church?
[00:02:39]  Oh, my God.
[00:02:40]  Did I ever?
[00:02:40]  I was upset when we were at the live show that I couldn't go to Palm Sunday.
[00:02:46]  I was waiting all year for Palm Sunday because you get the palm and you fold it up and then you give back.
[00:02:50]  Then those become the ashes for Ash Wednesday.
[00:02:53]  And now it's like that whole cycle when it comes around, you get your ashes, you're like, these are from the palms that we got.
[00:02:58]  And I was like bummed out.
[00:02:59]  And I was looking for churches out in the area there.
[00:03:02]  And you're already bored.
[00:03:05]  So why didn't you go?
[00:03:07]  Because they were before 8 p.m.
[00:03:09]  I was trying to get it around.
[00:03:11]  We had dinner with Brett Eastonellis at 7, and the mass they had was Saturday.
[00:03:15]  Oh, you're talking about when we were in L.A. L.A. That's last weekend, Ryan.
[00:03:19]  Yeah, yeah, that's what I meant.
[00:03:21]  What?
[00:03:22]  Last weekend, we missed Palm Sunday.
[00:03:24]  But we're talking about this weekend, and you just went off on a tangent about 10 days ago.
[00:03:28]  Yeah, you were saying it ramps up, and you said, why is it ramp up?
[00:03:32]  And I said, well, I'll tell you.
[00:03:35]  It's been ramping up since Lent, the beginning of Lent.
[00:03:38]  It goes in the desert.
[00:03:39]  You've been ramping up for Easter for 40 days.
[00:03:42]  Yes.
[00:03:42]  Okay.
[00:03:43]  I've been thinking about it.
[00:03:44]  Why do I ever ask anything?
[00:03:46]  Why?
[00:03:46]  It's like the Mets.
[00:03:48]  I refuse to be entertaining.
[00:03:49]  I'm not going to punish myself by following this team.
[00:03:52]  I was talking to Fleckis yesterday because I was at the Mets game.
[00:03:56]  And I told you my favorite story about the Mets is when I said to Fleckis, dude, you seem like a Mets fan.
[00:04:02]  You're a fat dude.
[00:04:03]  You got a beard.
[00:04:04]  You're from Queens.
[00:04:06]  Why don't you like the Mets?
[00:04:07]  And he said, not kidding.
[00:04:10]  He goes, well, let's see.
[00:04:11]  I'm not a Jew.
[00:04:12]  I'm not a retard.
[00:04:13]  So why would I?
[00:04:15]  And I love that story because he's not trying to be funny.
[00:04:17]  He was definitely, he was being analytical and trying to break down why he's not a Mets fan.
[00:04:22]  And after he said that, every time I go to City Field, I see nothing but retards and Jews.
[00:04:29]  And then I saw there were some hipsters.
[00:04:31]  Hipsters seem to be getting into the Mets.
[00:04:33]  And my buddy goes, oh, look, it's not just Jews and retards.
[00:04:37]  And then we're like, well, what are hipsters, though?
[00:04:40]  Ultimately, they're Jewish retards.
[00:04:43]  So we're still at 100%.
[00:04:44]  They're super fans.
[00:04:45]  At one point, I saw a guy like, and there was a dude with a yamuka like directing him around.
[00:04:52]  Wow.
[00:04:52]  I'm like, holy shit.
[00:04:53]  I took a picture of him actually, but it's not very good.
[00:04:56]  But I was like, holy shit, a Jew and a retard together.