April 4, 2023 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
04:57
| 
| Time | Text |
|---|---|
| know it's not the same as it was In this world It's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was As it was Hey guys, welcome back to Get Off My Lam. | |
| We're back from LA, day one of being transient. | |
| Welcome back to New York, Ryan. | |
| Rihanna. | |
| Rihanna. | |
| We have so much to discuss. | |
| It's crazy, you guys. | |
| I had a whole bunch of Proud Boys shit about the trial, and I can't get to it. | |
| There's too much. | |
| We got Trump. | |
| We got MTG. | |
| We got the Budweiser thing. | |
| Please stop sending me the Budweiser thing, okay? | |
| I'm familiar with the story. | |
| I think we got 150 emails telling us, sometimes they're just telling us, hey, did you see this? | |
| Yes, I did see the biggest story in the world. | |
| But we have a lot of catch-amp news. | |
| That opening was Harry Styles as it was, but covered by Mr. Donald Trump. | |
| Donald Trump is being, I don't know, arraigned today, indicted, fucking mugshotted. | |
| We've got to make a t-shirt of that mug shot, right? | |
| It gets mugshatted. | |
| I didn't go down. | |
| I was considering it, but I just got a call from a buddy there who said it was pretty uneventful. | |
| Although it's such a media circus in Manhattan right now that if one person trips, there's 700 stories. | |
| So even though it was mostly peaceful, if you check Daily News and New York Post, you'll still see a lot of stuff. | |
| But wait, before we get to any of this, did you see the comedy clip I sent you, Ryan? | |
| The text? | |
| Text? | |
| Let me see here. | |
| Oh, yeah, from the show? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Sure, sure. | |
| You want me to play it? | |
| Why are you not familiar with your texts? | |
| They ring on your wrist. | |
| I am. | |
| I just didn't know it was for the show that you're showing me. | |
| So you want to play it? | |
| Yeah. | |
| So it was two shows, 150 people each, 300 in total. | |
| I love attention, you see. | |
| Ah, run the attention. | |
| Me, me, me. | |
| Look at me. | |
| Ah, it's so great. | |
| Ah, me, me, ah. | |
| I really know how to make a tailored suit look terrible, don't I? | |
| I'm getting looked at. | |
| I've been wearing that non-stop for 48 hours at that point. | |
| Slept in it. | |
| So it was a good show. | |
| I was hilarious. | |
| You were very funny, Ryan. | |
| I got to hand it to you. | |
| The audience was in stitches. | |
| Thanks. | |
| But I'm pissed at Carl. | |
| Fuck that guy. | |
| What a douche. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I see where he's coming from. | |
| So Ryan introduced Carl at the wrong time. | |
| He's supposed to go in between Anthony and I, which is a weird place to put a guy like him. | |
| He's the guy that does the Sports City Sports Sports show. | |
| And so he was, him and Josh were both such faggots. | |
| I actually thought they might be gay lovers. | |
| Because they were like, what the fuck, man? | |
| That is so fucking... | |
| Big deal. | |
| If I was organizing the show, I would put Anthony in front of a lesbian just to fuck with him. | |
| And he'd go, you dick. | |
| And we'd laugh about it. | |
| But this big ordeal. | |
| And it'd be one thing if it was like a big ordeal and then he went out there and was the funniest guy in the world, but it's pretty mediocre comedy, to be frank. | |
| I felt bad. | |
| Ah, shut up. | |
| Because also I had to write his last name on my hand because I just didn't know it. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And so nobody clapped immediately because I said, ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for Carl. | |
| And they were like, yeah. | |
| Yes. | |
| I didn't give permission for him to be there, too. | |
| Like, Jim Goad wanted to do a set. | |
| And I said, nah, it's just the three of us, dude. | |
| Oh, and now it looks like, oh. | |
| And now Carl can just show up. |
Export Selection