March 31, 2023 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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| Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes. | |
| Mmm, mmm, mmm. | |
| Will you help me repair my gate? | |
| Will you help me repair my door? | |
| Did you find what you was looking for? | |
| Will you help me repair my gate and door? | |
| Would you like a slice of living pound cake? | |
| That's Afro Man. | |
| Guy, he was our age. | |
| He's like probably 50 now. | |
| And he's doing his hit single there, Will You Help Me Repair My Door? | |
| Which is an ode to police. | |
| After kicking down both his gate and his door, he'd like them to repair the gate and the door. | |
| But you guys don't do that, right? | |
| The city will do it in certain instances if we kick down the wrong door. | |
| Exactly. | |
| And then who fixes it? | |
| I think they just covered it. | |
| Oh. | |
| I would like to be a carpenter for the police. | |
| Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn Live, the Thursday night show that is called Cops and Robber. | |
| We have our cops here, John, Dick Mann, and John. | |
| Welcome back, gentlemen. | |
| Thank you for coming. | |
| John 1, I don't like you having a coffee that late in the day. | |
| You're going to be up all night. | |
| It's Irish coffee. | |
| It's Jameson. | |
| Had a late night last night. | |
| Okay. | |
| It's late now. | |
| All day recovering is not enough? | |
| It was a rough night. | |
| And then, of course, we have our robber, Maddie O'Dell. | |
| What's up, everybody? | |
| Good to be here. | |
| Many crimes committed. | |
| Robbery wasn't really your thing, though. | |
| It's ironic we call you the robber. | |
| No. | |
| I did have one. | |
| No, you were getting a guy who was talking shit, right? | |
| Right. | |
| But because we went into the house, they... | |
| No, he wasn't even there or his father. | |
| Oh. | |
| But that's why you went. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So, as you know, this is the fun show where we take calls. | |
| We've got the super chats. | |
| I'm not sure where that money's going to go now. | |
| Probably just into our pockets. | |
| And we read mail. | |
| And we go through cop videos. | |
| And we discuss from two perspectives what they should have done, what they shouldn't have done. | |
| But there's so much fucking news going on right now on this day, Thursday, March, whatever it is, 30th, that we got to talk about some shit before we dive into this. | |
| Yeah. | |
| One being the... | |
| Maddie just had a bunch of shit shoved up his fucking crotch. | |
| Out of the hospital. | |
| Good to be home. | |
| Thanks for all the well wishes and messages and social media outreaches. | |
| You sound like you're dying. | |
| You have a defin? | |
| Are you sure they finished the job? | |
| It's like when you get your car back from the mechanic and the light still comes on. | |
| Exactly. | |
| Sounds like he fucking, you know, has a fucking chicken tender stuck in his fucking shit. | |
| My fucking Josh Denny, what's going on, Josh? | |
| Hey, what's up, man? | |
| How's it going? | |
| Good. | |
| Good to see you. | |
| Maybe dial it down a notch there. | |
| We're trying to... | |
| You guys excited for the show? | |
| We're going to get some big fucking food, okay? | |
| Anthony, you and Anthony Coombe have seen big fucking tits? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Wait till you see the fucking food on my plate, motherfucker. | |
| That's Josh. | |
| We'll be doing a comedy show tomorrow night. | |
| The End Racism Tour begins in Los Angeles. | |
| Saturday, right? | |
| Yep, Saturday night. | |
| 7.30 p.m. show is sold out. | |
| There's still about 40 tickets for the 10 p.m. show. | |
| That's why we're wearing these cognitive dissonance tour shirts because that was the previous comedy tour. | |
| Kind of nervous because Jay Johnson is going to be there and he might be the funniest guy in the world. | |
| That's awesome. |
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