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Snake Eyes: Brighton's Magical Three-Piece
00:02:19
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| It's hard to see what's clear within our mind. | |
| You're impossible, can't you just be kind? | |
| They need it all, we're all done. | |
| *thud* | |
| What a great band. | |
| Couple years old, Snake Eyes started in Brighton, UK. | |
| During COVID, started in the guys Basimint. | |
| The Bassimint. | |
| Bassmint. | |
| I like a three-piece. | |
| That's not the first three-piece we've had with a chick. | |
| What was They See Us or something? | |
| Remember that band where the logo, the front of the album cover is The Royal Wheeze. | |
| That's another three-piece with a chick. | |
| Something magical about that combination. | |
| It's easy to distinguish the notes. | |
| So that's Snake Eyes. | |
| Their song, Skeletons, a couple years old now. | |
| Not to be confused with a million other bands named Snake Eyes, metal and hardcore bands. | |
| What was that, The Royal Wheeze? | |
| Is she hot? | |
| Is she a hottie? | |
| No, go back. | |
| I want to see the video. | |
| Why'd you leave? | |
| I'm going to see more pictures of her. | |
| Well, videos are a lot of pictures of her. | |
| Cute. | |
| cutesy What a dope. | |
| it's a four piece They're good at music, these young people, aren't they? | |
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Politicking With Dead Children
00:02:06
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| Playing with her boobs? | |
| Anyway, great bands. | |
| Fun stuff. | |
| What are we going to do? | |
| Joke around? | |
| Have fun. | |
| Oh, look, we changed the Megan Kelly. | |
| Much better. | |
| Much less distracting. | |
| Thank you for that, sir. | |
| Yeah, mass shooting yesterday. | |
| We didn't cover on the show. | |
| It was over. | |
| I mean, the show was done before the news came out. | |
| And then us not lefts were very excited. | |
| We got so happy when we saw that it was a trans person. | |
| We thought, we can use this, we can politicize this, and we can use these dead children to our advantage, which is what we should all do. | |
| Whenever there's a mass shooting, the first thing you should do is say, how can I make this about me? | |
| And how can I use these cadavers, the dead children, to further my own political agenda? | |
| And sort of almost like stand on their dead bodies as you climb up to grab your trophy as the winning political view. | |
| So that's what we're going to do today is gloat and ignore the deaths. | |
| Here are the victims. | |
| I think there was, what was it, six? | |
| Three young children. | |
| Right? | |
| Seven dead, including the shooter, which we don't really count. | |
| I think it was three kids and three adults. | |
| But, you know, a good news person doesn't pay attention to these people, the shooters, because they go for fame and they should focus on the victims. | |
| So here we have one, two, three, four, five, six. | |
| The picture on the right is actually of two kids, I believe. | |
| Is it two babies that were killed? | |