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Kids, Internet, AI
00:04:39
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| Oh, I from New York. | |
| It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes. | |
| *music* | |
| Now I'm at a party and I hate everyone. | |
| What? | |
| There's a band playing almost on the boombox. | |
| I'm standing at the bar and I hate everyone. | |
| Won't the band finish playing? | |
| Are they never done? | |
| A girl next to me spills out her whiskey sour. | |
| And I'm pretty sour. | |
| You made me wait, this is half an hour. | |
| *music* | |
| Groovy little jam from Molly Nielsen. | |
| She's a Scandinavian hottie who lives in Berlin now. | |
| Her parents are big communist activists. | |
| I was trying to find out if she has kids or not. | |
| There's sort of a weird thing with women where they don't want you to know that they're married and have kids because that doesn't matter. | |
| It's about my art. | |
| And you're like, okay. | |
| I know, but are you married? | |
| Did you have kids or did you end your bloodline? | |
| Well, why don't you want to know that about men? | |
| I kind of do, but it's not a deal breaker with men. | |
| A man can always have a family. | |
| I think it's dumb to wait till you're old because it's hard to chase them around the house when you're 55. | |
| But it's possible. | |
| But with Broad's, it's pretty much over at her age. | |
| She's 38. | |
| So why can't I know that? | |
| Because it doesn't matter. | |
| Yeah, it does matter a lot. | |
| It's a major thing. | |
| Hey, Superman, do you fly? | |
| Like, if someone has a magic power, I want to know if they're using it or not. | |
| Because it's sad if they're not. | |
| And I'm impressed if they are. | |
| And they have like a husband and kids, and they make awesome music. | |
| That makes it way more impressive. | |
| That takes a lot more work and talent. | |
| I don't have the news for you. | |
| I was going to play this groovy jam that uses AI, what is it called? | |
| Dither Master Portrait shit. | |
| Oh no, that's a different one. | |
| Oh, this is just a funny thing. | |
| a drop Wouldn't it be awesome if the DJ really did that? | |
| That's not what I meant, though. | |
| Where is it now? | |
| Oh, yeah, 1.5. | |
| Jump over to 1.5. | |
| This is like a thing in AI where you can send it a bunch of pictures and concepts and have them slowly change over time. | |
| And then, just like on Friday, we were talking about things that let you see God. | |
| AI, the Tower of Babel, lets you see Satan. | |
| And he's gross. | |
| Satan is gross. | |
| Maybe that's the name of today's episode. | |
| Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. | |
| This is a reaction video. | |
| I'm just standing next to this going. | |
| What? | |
| How did you do this? | |
| What did you type in? | |
| And how many times did you type it in? | |
| You see that thing where like AI can't like depict beautiful things like angels and Jesus? | |
| It can't? | |
| Like without being disturbing? | |
| Really? | |
| and I me and my wife think that when you have these kind of vacant thought processes that happen like it's a robot thinking or robot making without a soul it leaves space for evil to inherit it and I think this is This very proves it. | |
| This very image. | |
| Image. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Or maybe it's harvesting images from the internet, and maybe there's more ugliness on the internet than there is beauty because beauty's too busy being beautiful. | |
| And if you're at home alone, you're lonely. | |
| And if you're fucking around the internet, you're lonely and sad. | |
| So you're going to be more drawn to like demons and stuff. | |
| Whereas angels and shit, you're probably out there living your life. | |
| I just made that up. | |
| It might be true. | |
| Sounds pretty good. | |
| The homily that church kind of like had to do with it. | |