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Incredibly Hungover Right Now
00:03:29
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| Richard hung himself. | |
| Richard did not. | |
| Well, Richard did hang himself. | |
| He didn't hung himself. | |
| Richard hanged himself. | |
| Things are hung. | |
| People are hanged. | |
| That's a very shitty band called D.I. that I hate. | |
| And every time I hear them, I hear what people who hate punk hear when they hear punk. | |
| I think they're from L.A. I never gave LA any credence. | |
| I mean, fear were great. | |
| But X. Johnny and Ron Pauline. | |
| Ew. | |
| The singing in unison thing. | |
| Egg. | |
| So I don't even want to call it gay. | |
| I'm incredibly hungover right now. | |
| Partied last night with my wife. | |
| I quit hard liquor for Lent, but Sundays are anything goes. | |
| So I started it Saturday, on Saturday at midnight. | |
| So that's why my hair hasn't even been styled, Ryan. | |
| It's been riled. | |
| Riled up. | |
| I was listening to all my teenage year music, MDC and Dead Kennedy's Let's Lynch the Landlord. | |
| And I was listening to it going, I believed those things when I was 16. | |
| But now it's mainstream. | |
| Like one of those songs, police-related death from the Millions of Dead Cops album, Millions of Damn Christians. | |
| And I think the first line of it is, racism is American as apple pie. | |
| Like you'd hear that in Congress now. | |
| You'd hear AOC say that. | |
| Basically, all those dummies who didn't grow up from the 80s are in power now. | |
| And they're fucking morons. | |
| And then I'm listening to the song, and I'm like, this song is all lies. | |
| Like, elderly South Bronx woman couldn't pay her rent, so the SWAT team was sent. | |
| No, they weren't. | |
| They don't send a SWAT team because someone can't pay their rent. | |
| They slowly evict them. | |
| And if she's in the Bronx, she's on a million fucking welfare programs. | |
| This entire neighborhood is welfare. | |
| Even the people with jobs, it's jobs like postmen. | |
| There's no entrepreneurs in the South Bronx outside of the retailers on our street here selling cakes and liquor. | |
| This place is a favor. | |
| The South Bronx is paid for by the rest of New York. | |
| And what does Eric Adams want? | |
| More money. | |
| He'd like $100 billion, please. | |
| Wow, wow, West. | |
| He fucking just hired this bitch who is retarded, but it's all part of the South Africanization of America. | |
| And her claim to fame was there's this cool school program that NYPD does to encourage young girls. | |
| Or if young girls are into the NYPD, they can go to this little class. | |
| It's like a rookie cadet type of thing, right? | |
| They do it with the military, too. | |
| This bitch invites Cardi B. Go to my getter. | |
| She invites Cardi B to do a talk. | |
| Cardi B is a fucking blood. | |
| She hates cops. | |
| She's trash. | |
| And, you know, I opened with a punk song. | |
| So I'm cool with fucking garbage music, right? | |