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Acid Rainocalypse
00:03:54
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| Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes. | |
| It's raining, it's barring, the old man is dying! | |
| Acid rain, oh no! | |
| Acid rain, not again! | |
| It's killing our legs, oh no! | |
| What a great mistake! | |
| Ah ha! | |
| Dead fish bloating! | |
| Stealing the f-*Sigh* *Sigh* Very Prussian song that my band did in 1987, and it's called Acid Rain. | |
| You just heard me scream dead fish floating, doing the backstroke. | |
| And we are seeing dead fish floating in Ohio. | |
| The greenies are very concerned about styrofoam cups and leaving your car idling and the lack of windmills, but they don't seem concerned about a toxic attack that's happening now. | |
| Not the whole, will our grandchildren have a planet to live on? | |
| How about this planet now, you fucking lying pussies? | |
| We are in the midst of something very strange. | |
| I want to focus on my Pet Biden today because the fact that this Mr. Magutard is in charge of the free world is a great example of what a mess we are in right now. | |
| From affirmative action hiring like Pete Buttigig, Alfred E. Newman running our infrastructure, trains derailing, UFOs floating around in the sky, massive explosions. | |
| Like in the past two months, this is the beginning of something big. | |
| This could be the beginning of World War III. | |
| And the American reaction is a shrug. | |
| Let's focus on what's really important, your average American says, like white nationalism and tiki tortures and the great replacement theory, which is a myth. | |
| And we can't wait till America becomes brown and we replace you. | |
| Yeah, I told you last week I've been re-recording all the old Anal Chinook songs for my band. | |
| Very cringe. | |
| Lots of talk about acid rain and the ozone layer and boycotting McDonald's. | |
| It's my favorite band. | |
| And then also stuff about pubic lice and stuff. | |
| That was my 10-year-old boy there screaming, it's raining, it's pouring, the old man is dying. | |
| It was fun. | |
| I'm really glad I spent the money. | |
| I'm happy to have it. | |
| It's a banging. | |
| There's a bunch of bangers. | |
| Have you heard the whole album? | |
| I play it on a bunch, you know, but not the whole album, no. | |
| Yeah. | |
| How many tracks? | |
| Eight tracks? | |
| There's nine tracks if you count the live track of People's Playhouse Live. | |
| And then there's an interview with us that'll include on the album. | |
| But it'll be out soon. | |
| And then I'm going to put out my other band, Leather Ass ButtFuck. | |
| Oh. | |
| Yeah. | |
| That'll be fun. | |
| It'll be funny if Antifa tries to get it shut down and removed. | |
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Wrong About Vinyl Chloride
00:00:50
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| I'm just going to make everyone steal it. | |
| And then we'll make a video for each song, but it'll just be like a picture montage of all the pictures and flyers I have. | |
| So not a video video. | |
| Slideshow video. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And it's funny because we were wrong about acid rain. | |
| We were wrong about the ozone layer in the 80s. | |
| But I'm not wrong about a train crashing that's released vinyl chloride. | |
| I can see it. | |
| They show us what happens to the grills of cars that drive through that area. | |
| We see the dead fish floating doing the backstroke. | |
| I almost chose this for the opening song. | |
| This guy personifies divorce, doesn't he? | |
| Yeah. | |
| A past and future one. | |