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Feb. 17, 2023 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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GOML LIVE #182 - COPS AND ROBBER "NEW COPS"

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	New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McKinnick.
	Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn Live.
	Here we are, Thursday night.
	It's free.
	Lap it up, motherfuckers.
	We used to do this show in many different ways.
	It's meant to advertise the brand, but the strange part about this Thursday night show is it's nothing like any other show.
	It's a very unique show.
	It's become a cops and robber show.
	We have a bunch of cops and we have a robber.
	And we talk about shit.
	We go through cop videos.
	We take calls.
	We discuss the day's events.
	We also promote our sponsors.
	We don't do sponsors normally.
	So this show is meant to advertise the brand.
	It has nothing to do with the brand whatsoever.
	That opening band was Zulu, a very awesome hardcore band, black dudes.
	I think they're from LA.
	And they're not a big fan of the white guys, which hurts my feelings because I'm one of those dudes.
	But I can take it.
	I don't think you can enjoy art if you are hung up about what the people making the art feel.
	So if you hate me and you make good art, I don't care.
	I actually have friends that don't like me.
	Like Jay Johnson, one of the funniest people in the world, comedian in LA.
	Not a comedian, a funny dude in L.A. I don't think he's a big fan of the G. But when I go down there, I hang out with him.
	I torture him with my personality, and we have a good time.
	We have been drinking all day.
	We recording Anal Chinook songs with Rick Rubin.
	Rick Rubin came to my house and set up a studio.
	And we recorded seven of eight of our live songs.
	What's going on with that framing there, Ryan?
	It's avant-carde.
	Oh, okay.
	So, Rick, thank you for the songs today.
	I don't know why you're cropped out like that.
	We recorded Pubic Lice, Women's Rights song, Red Blisters.
	We recorded a song about the ozone layer, a song about acid rain.
	It's weird recording songs from a 1980s hardcore band because none of these things exist anymore.
	There is no acid rain.
	There is no ozone layer problem anymore.
	That's like a Portlandia sketch where it's like, in 2023, you're going to be dead.
	Yeah.
	And it's like 2023.
	Well, back then, we were like, in 1990, we're all going to be dead.
	Yeah.
	It's like, well, it's been 23 years since then.
	No, 33 years.
	We also have some cops here.
	John and John, retired cops from the Bronx.
	They will be confronting Rick Rubin about various cop videos we have.
	You might be asking, where the fuck is Maddie?
	True.
	Dude, do you know this story?
	No.
	I went to pick him up and he was dying of AIDS.
	What?
	He was doing the weirdest cough I've ever heard.
	We started out joking like, ha ha, what the fuck?
	What is that?
	And then 17 coughs later.
	What?
	Like it was non-stop coughs?
	Hey, man, are you okay?
	It was a weird, froggy, like, and he was puking.
	Jesus.
	He looks horrible.
	And he goes, should I come, boss?
	Should I come?
	And I was like, I'm not going to say yes to that.
	Make you sit on that chair and then you die.
	And you died for a show.
	But what I was saying to John Budd, I'm going to call you Bud and Camo.
	What I said to Bud was, his dad died like five years ago when he was this age.
	So he's kind of living on borrowed time.
	Damn.
	I'm scared of that.
	Yeah, but what was that whole thing with selling the bongo drums in the meantime?
	His roommate is a Peruvian musician.
	So he was going to a concert to play bongos.
	His roommate plays like merengue shit.
	Merenge, podo posanto.
	Mira, mira!
	Pretty much.
	But then you get your half-dying friend to be your roadie and move all the instruments for you.
	That's, I don't know.
	Well, yeah.
	I don't know.
	A little strange.
	A little strange.
	His roommate's name's like Yayo, and Coke is Yayo.
	So he's very sensitive about being called Yayo.
	But I'm like, sorry, I can't remember your stupid names, guys.
	Every time somebody's like, I put two kilos of Yayo up my ass for a flight, he's like, don't do it, Dad.
	But everybody loves Coke.
	Sorry, Ryan, can you pull up what a kilo of Coke is?
	If you make it into a tube.
	No, it's too late.
	It's too late.
	You just said someone put two kilos of Coke up their ass.
	I'm guessing this is a kilo of Coke.
	No, you can't do that.
	There's no two kilos of Coke up your ass.
	Let me see.
	Okay.
	I want to see a kilo of Coke next to like a jar of pickles or a banana.
	Looks like no bananas.
	Would you even put a jar of banana?
	How convenient for you?
	Would you even make it with a jar of pickles?
	No.
	You know what I could fit up my ass?
	A grain of rice.
	I could shit out a polar bear, but I could get back in one of his eyelashes.
	That's true.
	That's what I always thought with fags.
	I'm like, why do you guys want huge cocks?
	If I was a fag, I'd want the tiniest dick around.
	And I said that once to Taylor Mead at Max Fish of the Mead, you know, Mead Paper.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, the notebook.
	Yeah, he was in Andy Warhol movies in the 50s and 60s.
	He was a washed-up old, decrepit 70s, 70-year-old fag at our bar in Lorry's side on Ludlow Street.
	And I said, Taylor, I don't get the huge cock thing.
	Wouldn't you want a small dick?
	Like, I would want to date an Asian baby if I was a fag.
	And he slams his fists on the table and he goes, I hate lazy thinking.
	He kept screaming that, and the bouncers had to grab him and take him out of the bar.
	There he is.
	They had to drag him out of the bar as he screamed, I hate lazy thinking.
	I think he's dead now.
	I was like, I don't think it's lazy thinking.
	I think it's a great point.
	I hate lazy assholes.
	Yeah.
	Be brave.
	I am a lazy asshole, but.
	All right, so as you know, the way this show goes is we take calls, we look at cop videos, we read emails, and we raise money for Max and John.
	Max and John are two proud boys who beat the shit out of Antifa, not even badly.
	Like, they were fine in three days.
	And they got four years, so we raised money for them via super chats.
	They're getting out, dude, now.
	Like, two months?
	What?
	No, it's February 16th.
	They're getting out, I think, in a month.
	We have been following them, supporting them, helping them for four years, and it's over in a month.
	Wow.
	Wow.
	That's crazy.
	Big deal.
	So we'll be reading these, and then we go behind the paywall.
	I always say we're going to go behind the paywall, and I never really get around to it until the end of the show.
	So we'll see what happens.
	These are t-shirts we saw on the site.
	It says what happened in Vegas.
	Ryan made these.
	That's correct.
	I think it's a very relevant shirt.
	What happened in Vegas?
	Who knows?
	Nobody fucking knows.
	Why don't we know?
	Because it stays in Vegas.
	I don't know anything about what happened in Vegas.
	I don't know anything about those fucking bombs, the pipe bombs that were in front of the DNC and the RNC headquarters.
	Nothing, no information.
	But we hear a lot about some country singer who said the N-word on his way home one night.
	Wallen Morgan.
	We got plenty of that.
	Thank God.
	We have plenty of that.
	Paula Dean, she'll never have a career again.
	Pull up the super chats there, right, guys?
	All right.
	And we'll read those out to start the show.
	Also, get Sean's.
	I forgot to print out Sean's emails of the spots.
	What's God, I've been singing hardcore punk all day, and the headaches you get from that is brutal.
	It's hard to yell all day.
	And then I got my daughter.
	There's this retarded woman's rights song I wrote in 1987 when I was 17.
	And I got my daughter to sing the middle part.
	And I go, I want you to scream.
	You're really mad.
	You're like, you don't trust us.
	We don't know.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	We're human beings.
	All that dumb shit that you say when you're 17.
	And she was like, you don't trust us.
	We don't know.
	I go, can you get a little matter, please?
	Nope.
	And then I go, this is not usable.
	And she goes, actually, my lyrics are fire.
	The way I did it was fire.
	That's a good attitude.
	Remember that, Rick Rubin?
	That's a good attitude.
	Isn't that like Tracy Chapman angst?
	Yeah.
	It was terrible.
	So we finally got an okay take after, I'm going to say, 12 takes.
	A lot of takes.
	A lot of takes?
	A lot of takes.
	I did like 45 takes for this, like these solos.
	45 takes?
	Yeah, because you're just trying new stuff and the timing.
	You have to feel the timing out.
	Maybe you suck.
	That's not what the tape says, right?
	We should have got Yingi Maumstein.
	No.
	Was he available?
	He will not work with you.
	Why not?
	Because.
	What is Yingi Maumstein anyway?
	Is that Turkish?
	Ingve.
	I believe it's German.
	What's an Ingve?
	He's German?
	I believe so.
	I always thought of him as more ethnic than that.
	Ingve Maumstein.
	Ingi Maumstein.
	Ingwe.
	Ingve Maumstein.
	Now I'm saying it wrong.
	Because you.
	On purpose.
	Oh, no, is he?
	Where is he from?
	We should also announce it Nita Fashions.
	Our most exciting.
	He's Swedish.
	By the way, one of the cops here didn't come because he wants to go see Gino Biscante.
	So, fuck that guy.
	He's dead to us.
	We're going to kill him.
	As long as he greets him like Pat Dixon would.
	Let me go into my WhatsApp because I'm not allowed on normal.
	What?
	Can you hold up on those ass pilots?
	Okay.
	But before we do that, let's talk about Nita Fashions.
	Nita Fashions are the people who make my suits.
	I'm wearing a t-shirt tonight.
	I wear t-shirts on Thursday nights to advertise our t-shirts.
	But 100% of the rest of the week, I'm wearing a suit.
	And the suits I wear are made by Nita Fashions.
	And what they do is they live in Hong Kong, but they travel the world.
	You go meet them.
	They size you up.
	The pampering is amazing.
	It's a male spa.
	Men aren't used to being pampered because we don't like it.
	I don't like a massage.
	You're rubbing me.
	Get the fuck, get off of me.
	But when someone is like, what do you think of this fabric, Gavin?
	I'm like, this feels like a nice fabric.
	How would you like a custom shirt with that fabric?
	I go, yeah, I would like that.
	And the beauty of them being in the turd world is you can get a shirt for 50 bucks.
	You can get a suit for 500 bucks.
	Now, obviously, that's the baseline.
	You move up to like a, I don't know, a $100 shirt and a thousand dollar suit, but it's the Turd World.
	So it's a company for cheap rich guys.
	And as you go up and up the line, they keep customizing it to your exact desires.
	Like what pocket goes where, what button shape is that.
	It's the faggiest heterosexuals can get.
	And it's pretty fun.
	So in fact, did you know if you got a good haberdasher, he should know which side you hang on because he makes that leg a little bigger.
	Exactly.
	They know what side your dick is on.
	So they're going to be in Adelaide.
	They're in Australia right now.
	They're going to be in Adelaide on March 1st.
	Ryan, pull up the chart here.
	They're going to be in Melbourne, 2nd, 3rd, 4th of March.
	They're going to be in Brisbane, 5th, 6th, 7th of March.
	I don't know if you guys know this, but it's no longer a prison.
	We sent our ex-cons there so long ago.
	They built a society.
	And now there's an opera house and all kinds of shit.
	People hanging out with kangaroos, fighting them.
	And then they'll be in Sydney 8th, 9th, and 10th of March.
	And I think I forgot to say the hotels, Intercontinental Adelaide Hotel, Intercontinental Melbourne, the Rialto, Sofatel, Brisbane, Central, Intercontinental Sydney Hotel.
	They will be there.
	And I think the whole idea of Taylors is dying.
	I don't think these guys are going to be around for very long.
	Unless we do something about it.
	Unless we fight back.
	That's right.
	All right, so let's catch up on the super chats.
	What super chats do we got?
	We're 15 minutes into the show.
	Oh, no, I'm not the only one.
	I think I'm drunk because I forgot which side my hair goes on.
	Gavin and Ryan, my mother invited me to see my brother for his birthday this weekend.
	We are not very close.
	That's sad.
	I don't like that.
	We are not very close family, so she gets excited to have a reason to get us together.
	My mother and her husband, weird, and my half-siblings are very democratic and have always been.
	However, it's gone too far, as now my brother wants to take hormone medication and wear dresses.
	I'm so revolted by this gross Nazi experiment being played on my brother that I cannot stand to look at him without wanting to throw up.
	My mother immediately accepted him as a chick because they're so fucking brainwashed and accepting of all the bullshit.
	Everyone is triple vaxed and the likes.
	But between that and the hormone meds and everything, I feel like his time is limited as it is with the rest of my family.
	And so I need to take time to be with them.
	But at the same time, I'm just so fucking grossed out.
	I don't know if I can stop from dry heaving.
	And I don't want to be in public around this twisted Nazi experiment.
	I'm thinking of not going because of that, but just wanted to get the thoughts from the real deal man of steel resolve.
	I can't see this very well, by the way.
	That's why I'm reading badly.
	Thank you if you have any questions and suggestions.
	I'll be at the chat today or I can be reached at.
	And they list his phone number, which is weird.
	Which sounds like bullshit.
	Maybe someone is putting up a fake phone number to fuck with the guy.
	And these are from last week.
	There's a police question here.
	Where's Asian Gav McInnis?
	I had a great idea for a show.
	Movie commentary tracks with Gav, Ryer, Maddie.
	You could do Falling Down or Saving Private Ryan, something like that.
	War movie vet tracks.
	Yeah, we comment on movies.
	Sure, sure.
	We're doing you people when I go away.
	What else do we have?
	Why do police always arrest?
	Oh, you can't see that.
	That's my bad.
	That's my motherfucking bad.
	All right, we're scooching.
	Why do police always arrest the man in a domestic dispute, even if it's clear the man did nothing?
	Lawyers tell me not to call the police or abusive female partners because the cops would just show up and arrest the man.
	Let's bring that to John and John from the Bronx.
	It's not 100% like that anymore.
	At one time, everybody was against the man.
	It was the same thing in divorce court.
	It was why the man lost his kids.
	It was why the man had to pay alimony.
	It was why the man had to pay child support because it was automatically assumed that the woman was the victim.
	We're more enlightened these days.
	We realize that women can be the aggressors.
	Women can be the people initiating the violence.
	Wait, what do you mean we?
	You've been retired for like 15 years.
	How do you know?
	No, I would say, generally speaking, yeah, it's pretty much even now.
	I mean, it's, you know, when people show up, if she says that, if he says she did something, she's going to go.
	It really is not like that anymore at all.
	Well, I've heard dudes will call the cops when they're getting abused, not because they give a shit about the scratches on their face or their hair being pulled or anything, but because they know that she might call the cops and they want something on record so it counteracts that narrative.
	Yeah, when that happens, it's usually that usually the rule is everybody goes at that point.
	You know, if somebody calls and she said this, he said that, well, you know what?
	Take everybody in and let the courts figure it out on the other end.
	Yeah, good.
	If I'm going, I want her to go too.
	Everybody goes.
	Although I will say I had a case one time where we went to a domestic violence call and the woman called and she came to the door and she was a big girl.
	She was probably close to my size.
	Was she African American?
	Negative.
	She was not.
	She was...
	She was some ethnicity.
	I'm not quite sure What?
	Well, there's not that many.
	But I was more concerned with her poor husband, who was cowering behind her, looking like he had been thrown into a bag of cats.
	At which point, we said, No, he's not getting arrested.
	Nobody's getting arrested.
	If you're not hurt and you're not showing us any reason to arrest him, we're not arresting him.
	So did you just leave?
	We did because he didn't want her arrested.
	And at the time, domestic violence laws still needed a complainant to make an arrest.
	But the point is, there can be situations where you've got a guy who gets beat up and hurt.
	He doesn't want anything done.
	What are you going to do?
	Well, this brings me to one of my favorite topics, and it's an obsession of mine.
	I don't think women should be cops.
	I think cops should be either six feet tall or able to beat up someone who's six feet tall.
	They should be around 200 pounds, and they should be able to run, you know, five blocks.
	Female cops can do none of that shit.
	And I forgot to number these links, Ryan, but if you look at female cop should be called female cope, we have a clip here where, and I've seen this one billion times.
	Your job as a cop, for the most part, is to deal with liars and wrestle someone to the ground who doesn't want to go to the ground.
	That's probably, what, 80% of the job?
	Yeah, when it gets physical, yeah.
	If you can't do either of those things, why are you here?
	Why do women want to be cops anyway?
	I don't get it.
	I'm getting good at it.
	Yeah, probably for the same reason guys want to be cops.
	You want to, listen, on some level, you want to do good.
	You really do.
	And I get it.
	Listen, I've worked with women, some good, some not so good.
	But I tell you what, I've worked with guys who are useless too.
	Okay, John, but come on.
	You pull up to some dude, some simian monster who's six foot four.
	He's beating the shit out of everything that moves, and you and your fucking Leah Romini from King of Queens saddle up to them.
	You're alone.
	Yeah.
	You're kind of worse than alone.
	I think it goes to the point where probably a lot of people shouldn't be cops.
	This is wishy-washy BS.
	Well, I mean, let's notice patterns, guys.
	Listen, there was an old saying among cops when they first started doing the I'm Okay, You're Okay Academy, as they used to call it.
	You'd go up to a situation and the way the city hampered you, you'd say, police, stop, don't move.
	If you move, I'm going to say, police, stop, don't move again.
	Meaning that you have to do the dirty work.
	Cops are there for a reason.
	Cops are there because people don't want to do the dirty work.
	They're human janitors.
	They have to pick up human traps.
	And I think you've said it before, like, I don't think you should be a cop if you've never been punched in the face before.
	Absolutely.
	You know, I don't think you should be a cop.
	Honestly, I think that we should get rid of the college requirement and say, you know what?
	You should be at least 25 years old, have had some prior work experience.
	Military experience.
	Military experience is good, but just some kind of other work experience.
	You shouldn't be 21, out of college.
	You've never even cleaned your room before.
	We're going to give you a gun and say, go help other people do some stuff.
	Absolutely.
	I think you shouldn't be a cop if you don't like being punched in the face.
	You should get punched in the face and go, oh, that was a good one.
	All right, you got me.
	But look at this woman.
	Like, I once, I fell asleep on this, on the Metro North coming home.
	I ended up in Stanford, Connecticut.
	And I couldn't.
	I left my phone on the train.
	So I couldn't call an Uber or anything.
	So I'm wandering around looking for a taxi.
	There's no taxi anywhere.
	I'm in an abyss.
	And I finally see a cop card and I wave it down.
	I'm like, hey, can you help me out here?
	I need a taxi.
	This Vietnamese woman was shorter than Ryan, if you can even imagine.
	So she was like 4'2.
	Ryan's tall.
	He's at least 4'8.
	Thank you.
	She must have weighed, honestly, 80 pounds.
	Now, I'm not a malicious person.
	I'm not an evil person, so I don't want to hurt her.
	But part of my drunken ass was like, I could fucking punch my fist through her face and take her gun and her car if I was an asshole.
	And it popped into my head.
	It's going to pop into your head.
	Like, imagine you call the cops and a 10-year-old boy shows up.
	You're going to be like, I could throw you across the road.
	Like, you're nothing.
	You're ephemera.
	You're a bubblegum rapper.
	W-R-A-P, not R-A-P.
	So I just thought, why is this person, you know, part of our authority?
	Like, this person, zoom out from her, Ryan, so we can see her better.
	This person is in charge of the law.
	So you've murdered like three people in your life because they were getting in the way of your drug trade.
	And then fucking Pamela shows up and goes, party's over, boys.
	Like, come on, you guys are being very politically correct.
	But I know that if she was your partner, they were like, hey, you're with Pamela today.
	You would both go, okay.
	Yeah, I mean, I think if you standardize things across the board, like you said, six feet tall, 180, 200 pounds, that would probably eliminate most women anyway.
	Right.
	So you're correct.
	And I don't mind if they're pencil pushers at the station.
	Go ahead, fill out all the forms you want.
	And I also don't care about some Finnish bulldyke who could beat up everyone in this room.
	By all means, lady, get in there, Ronda Rousey.
	I met her.
	Ronda Rousey, the Finnish cop you were talking about.
	Wait a minute.
	Is this metaphorical or literal?
	You met Ronda Rousey?
	No, I didn't meet Ronda Rousey.
	Oh, okay.
	You met the super cop.
	I was a young lad with Stars in my eyes.
	And I was on the four train coming home from work, another drone job for a 20-something year old before I had the career of a lifetime in the NYPD.
	And I remember some young chap with his feet up on the pole, blocking everybody from walking.
	And here comes in this transit of 1984.
	A big, doughy blonde looked like she had 67 years on the job.
	And I'm thinking, this is really God.
	Well, she was.
	And the young gentleman didn't decide to move his feet quickly enough, to which he said, hey, fucko, if you don't move your feet, I'll move them for you.
	He took one look at her.
	I looked at him.
	He looked at me and went, that's the type of woman I would have known.
	Fucko's a great heart.
	Now, that fat bulldyke represents 1% of female cops.
	Okay, but then hire her.
	Absolutely.
	I'm not against that.
	By the way, I'm not against that at all.
	I'm not some nut who's like, you got a pussy?
	No way, Jose.
	I'm talking about patterns.
	Like, look at this.
	Look at these female cops trying to subdue a female perp.
	And it's not going well for them because they have no...
	That takes upper body strength.
	They have no upper body strength.
	It's not gymnastics.
	Please, stop it.
	What are you guys doing to me?
	Stop it.
	What are you guys doing to me?
	We're arresting you, bitch.
	Stop it.
	And they're trying to arrest another girl.
	Why are you greeting me?
	Why are you breathing?
	What is it?
	Two women arresting one woman?
	Why are you guys greeting me?
	Zoom in on it, Ryan.
	We don't need the top and bottom.
	Ow!
	You just stop raising me.
	Ow!
	I can't breathe!
	Oh, it is three, yeah.
	I can't breathe!
	Yeah, but here, that's the problem.
	The problem is that we cater to the criminal.
	Years ago, cops had tools and it didn't go straight from talking to the gun.
	You had a thing called a nightstick, and it was used to clap people in the shins so that they got the idea that there was pain involved and they would submit to being arrested.
	And by the way, I never met anybody who got arrested and fought who wasn't guilty.
	Right.
	You know, there's a reason people fight.
	They're not fighting because they're standing on the Constitution.
	They're fighting because they know they're caught.
	One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
	This is not efficient here.
	And as a taxpayer, I'm like, I want one beast.
	I want one Hulk Hogan to be just fucking kicking this bitch out from under her ankles and throwing her in the back of the car.
	You go back to the whole scenario.
	Cops do the jobs that people find distasteful.
	People don't want to wrestle other people.
	People don't want to stop robbers.
	They don't want to stop rapists.
	That's what you hired the cops for?
	Let the cops do their job.
	Stop telling the cops.
	It's like if you went to McDonald's and ordered a Big Mac and you stood there over the fry cook going, hey, pal, you got to center that burger better.
	And you're not flipping it quick enough.
	And by the way, the cheese is off-center and you have to have three pickles instead of two.
	No, what do you do?
	Yeah, you know what kind of burger you're getting and what special sauce you're getting with that?
	Yeah, not everybody wants to go around smelling kids' heads, man.
	It takes a special guy for the job, man.
	Come on.
	Joe, we're talking about police work.
	That's nothing to do with what we're doing.
	It's about family.
	Well, you're here, you're family.
	All right, have it your way, Totshot.
	If you had your break today, you'd break me up, piece of candy.
	Can somebody play Hail to the Chief?
	Joe, we're talking about police work and how hard it is.
	Why are you talking about...
	But you got cops, you got Cyclops, man.
	Cops and Cyclops?
	You got one eye, man.
	That ain't a lie, Fat.
	I'm not kidding, man.
	This is not a joke.
	What?
	That's not totally off-topic.
	We have the most off-topic president we've ever had in our lives.
	I have an off-topic pregnancy, man.
	No, that's a different kind of...
	It's actually really horrible.
	I made a pun like that early, like this weekend, and my wife's like, do you know what that is?
	And I said, no.
	And she told me, I said, that's not funny.
	I'm not going to do that again.
	Here I am.
	Octopic?
	Is it octopic pregnancy?
	No, ectopic pregnancy.
	Ectopic pregnancies?
	Yeah.
	It's horrific.
	I think it's when you're white and your kid comes out black.
	Yes, I believe that's it.
	It means your wife was cheating on you.
	Can you print out the sponsors tonight, Ryan?
	We're already half an hour in.
	I haven't read the sponsors.
	I can put them on your desk.
	Come on, here we are.
	Hey, see, now you know what it's like to be me, man.
	Come on.
	Come on, man.
	I was the vice principal under Barack Tobagon.
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	No, that's got to be fake.
	What do you mean it's got to be fake?
	I'll sue.
	Well, it's real.
	You could say it's fake that you, you could say you don't suck, but that is the promo code for 10% off.
	I groaned just then in anger.
	Yeah, let's all get that in the back of our trucks.
	My biggest fear, my two biggest fears this month are fighting Mike Tyson in his prime.
	I guess I'd have to go in a time machine and be in the ring at Madison Square Garden.
	And my second biggest fear is a massive pileup of like 80 cars during an ice storm.
	What the fuck do you do?
	Do you leave your vehicle?
	There's an 18-wheeler coming.
	No one's picking you up, by the way.
	There's not a jumbo jet that's going to land next to the highway, fill it up with people, and then fly away.
	They can't land either.
	All right.
	Medicine for if you're gay.
	What?
	Medicine for if you're gay.
	Medicine if you're gay.
	Take all gay thoughts away.
	We're talking about like tourniquets if you're bleeding to death and like getting it.
	Being gay is not high on the priority list of fixes.
	I'll turn a kid.
	Kids walking away from you.
	Turn around, sniff his ear real quick.
	Come here, everybody.
	No, no, no.
	Where you going?
	Turn a kid.
	Tourniquet.
	Tourniquet.
	It's a French word.
	I wouldn't turn a cat, man.
	I'll turn a dog.
	You see my dog out there?
	No, that's not what we're talking about at all.
	My dog.
	You see that video of Biden?
	Someone is like leaning in front of him and he goes, it's in my Evergreens, Ryan, under My Pet Biden.
	He like rubs his nose.
	It's not gay.
	It's not pedo.
	It's insane.
	Like if I did it to either of you three dudes, I was just like, hey, man.
	You'd go like, what the fuck?
	What are you doing?
	I see it.
	Oh, I'm just rubbing my nose on your back.
	What?
	You know, as one does.
	I can explain.
	Why are you doing that?
	I'm not going to, but I could.
	Okay.
	Like, maybe if I was handcuffed and I had a bee on my nose.
	Why's it got to be handcuffs?
	Fuzzy handcuffs.
	If you've had no arms, that's better.
	And, like, someone put a spider on my nose.
	I'd be like, I got to get this fucking spider off my nose.
	What are you doing?
	What are you doing, Joe?
	Having some fun.
	All right.
	Are we all caught up with the super chats?
	Oh, we can't be sure.
	By the way, guys, this is over soon.
	A free portion.
	For $25,000.
	We're going to give $12,000 each to what I mean, $12,500, to John and Max when they get out.
	They're getting out within the month.
	So let's ramp it up here.
	Let's go bananas.
	We don't need the $5 ones.
	They don't deserve it.
	Damn.
	But it's appreciated.
	But hey guys, Aussie Baby Monster here.
	Love the show.
	You should go to Nita Fashions.
	We showed you the schedule.
	I have my own show that I think is quite good.
	However, I'm getting screwed with censorship.
	My dream is to be on censor, to keep fighting without the constant suppression of my views.
	I don't expect much.
	I'm the opposite of Crowder.
	Slave wage all day.
	I bet the guy's show sucks.
	Let's look it up.
	Culture on Fire.
	Okay.
	Fuck Trudeau.
	The reason your show isn't popular is because it reeks, sir.
	I know I sound mean, but I'm right.
	Watch this.
	It looks pretty quality to me.
	Okay.
	Guys.
	How many views?
	Good thumbnails?
	14 views.
	Uh-oh.
	This one's about Sam Smith.
	Okay.
	How many views?
	14 views.
	Good intro.
	99 views.
	Almost bring it to me.
	99 views.
	Okay, let's check this out.
	Wasn't there a song about that?
	99 Loof Balloon.
	So you're just showing someone else's awesome content?
	That's fine.
	White Claws, let's go.
	White Claws, I like white claws.
	Guns, good focus.
	Isn't that Maddie's favorite drink?
	A White Claw?
	He likes the White Claws, yes.
	He does.
	Cool background.
	Cool background.
	Hardscape.
	Welcome to Culture on Fire.
	I'm James Jeffrey.
	Oh.
	Hello.
	There's a bit going on.
	There's a new social trend of women filming themselves at the gym trying to catch men glancing at them.
	Right?
	And then on social media.
	I hate when that happens.
	It happens to me all the time.
	12 days ago.
	61 days ago.
	Okay, so that was a hot topic 12 days ago.
	That seems pretty good.
	He only started four months ago.
	I went to shit on the guy, but he actually, it looks good.
	He's only four months old, 35 views.
	That's not bad.
	It's hard to get traction making videos.
	No, it looks like a quality show, and the production's nice.
	Let's see how he's grown.
	I was wrong.
	I was wrong.
	Look at this.
	He's had this good set for the whole time.
	He came in there prepared.
	Ready to rock.
	Let's see here.
	No, that's not him.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	No, I was wrong.
	I was wrong.
	I assumed it would be a total amateur doing a piece of shit.
	And you know what?
	Completely wrong.
	I'll subscribe.
	Boom.
	Boom.
	Better not let me down, man.
	Come on.
	Come on, man.
	Come on, guy.
	You know, it looks like you're pissing under your desk, man.
	What's going on?
	You got a bottle of piss.
	Don't show your dick, man.
	on Twitch.
	I had no...
	Should we open up the phone lines?
	We could open up the phone lines.
	Are we caught up on the chats?
	I don't believe, sir.
	Oops.
	And you're showing us your desktop.
	I don't care about fives.
	I care about hundreds.
	Okay.
	Is there any cop coming in?
	Who plays Gav in his tribute movie?
	Obviously, Brad Pitt, Toy.
	No, Jason Statham.
	That don't impress me much.
	Okay.
	That don't impress me much.
	Any hundreds I've ignored?
	Narr okay.
	So let's open up the phone lines and open up the fucking doohickeys.
	But at the same time, I would like to talk to our cop friends, both from the Bronx.
	Well, sorry.
	John A., you were Washington Heights, right?
	Yes, sir.
	And that's mostly Dominicans, isn't it?
	It was back then.
	Now it's changed.
	Now, one thing I've noticed with Dominicans in Washington Heights is they cut their hair every two days.
	Is that true, other John?
	Yeah, pretty much.
	Are you Dominican?
	What is your ethnicity, John A?
	No, you're not Dominican.
	Yeah, half Dominican.
	Half Dominican, half jihadist.
	Yeah.
	I get all my incense for free when I go into the votes.
	Suicide bombs.
	Why?
	Can we see your hair there, John A. Yeah.
	Do you get a haircut every two days?
	Nice.
	Yeah.
	I want to say I'm due for one.
	I think I had one around seven this morning.
	Yeah.
	Well, at least I know where my hair went now.
	Yeah, it looks like it got taped up this morning.
	Yeah, man.
	That's the only way to be.
	That's fun.
	They love their haircuts, and they love projecting a movie onto the side of a building at 9 p.m. and just watching movies all night as toddlers just roam around.
	Yeah.
	Like, do kids have bedtimes in Washington Nights?
	Yeah, it's pretty wild.
	I mean, especially, I mean, not just the movie things, but now it's just street parties all day.
	Listen, I love my Dominican brothers.
	They're just darker versions of the Irish.
	They live on a island.
	I feel like Irish people always have bedtimes.
	They live on an island.
	None of them can swim.
	There's more of them here than they are now.
	They're all second generation, and they're kicking all our asses because they're doing better than us.
	Kicking all our asses, being on welfare?
	That's not really kicking our asses.
	Come on.
	Come on.
	Selling love drugs.
	It's weird.
	I guess that might be a right-wing racist because every time I talk to cops, they're always like, nah, nah, nah, that's an exaggeration.
	Come on.
	Yeah.
	You're making a drastic pattern here.
	All jokes aside, you know, we really do have to get along, you know, because we're in this together and a Nazi.
	Because I swear to God, like the worst cop I talked to, he's like, even like one cop I talked to, who was like, he seemed super racist to me.
	And I was like, I was talking about Farrakhan or something.
	And he's like, yo, the thing about Farrakhan is he likes, he's taking care of his people.
	He's looking out for his people.
	I respect that.
	Which is like kind of prison talk.
	It's like, yeah, I'm racist.
	I'm looking out for whites.
	Don't take that out of context.
	Farrakhan, he's racist.
	He's looking out for blacks.
	I respect that.
	That was a dude.
	I've told you about him on the show before, but I haven't told you two guys.
	He was in the Bronx in the 90s, and he goes, we had an apartment in the precinct.
	You had the what?
	An apartment.
	An apartment?
	An apartment.
	An apartment.
	Where'd you have your apartment?
	In the precinct.
	Listen, Pally.
	Like with a fucking sink and like a bed and a kitchen.
	No, shit.
	Man, who were they?
	The Rockefellers?
	They were fucking Rockefellers.
	And we fucked it up ourselves because we started shooting at street lights at night.
	Cops don't do that.
	Cops do not shoot their guns off at all.
	Yes, they shot their guns.
	What I probably meant.
	I have no knowledge.
	What you meant, though, is they had an apartment in the confines, not in the actual building.
	Well, when I questioned him, I go, what do you mean you had an apartment in the precinct?
	And he goes, we had an apartment in the precinct.
	Yeah.
	So yeah, you're probably right.
	Because that doesn't make sense that there's a room that has like a kitchen and a bedroom.
	Yeah, that was pretty common.
	I mean, what guys would do historically would everybody would chip in.
	Let's say the apartment was $1,000.
	So if the whole precinct chips in $10, you can get an apartment.
	Yes.
	Finally, the penny drops.
	That makes 100% more sense than the fucking.
	The problem becomes when everybody wants to get laid at once.
	Then you got 100 guys in there with the gumad going, hey, come on, it's my turn, not your turn, it's my turn.
	What are you talking about?
	Hurry up.
	Well, the beauty of being, that's the problem too with cops is they're young.
	So they want to fuck for like 20 minutes.
	You get to our age, where all cops are retired.
	We're like, six minutes, I'm in and out.
	Let's go.
	When you guys hear about the, well, you were both kind of around in the crazy days.
	Like, when I think of the crazy days, I think of 1992.
	I think of David Dinkins.
	And that was anarchy in New York City.
	But every time I talk to a cop who was in that time, they go, it was awesome.
	Like, they enjoyed the chaos.
	What do you prefer?
	Dinkins, New York, Giuliani's, New York, or de Blasio's, New York?
	John A. Dinkins, New York.
	Because Dinkins understood that even though we had to let people vent, we had to enforce laws.
	Giuliani Giuliani was all about Manhattan.
	You know, the Outer Boroughs, not so much.
	Then he came to de Blasio.
	De Blasio was about de Blasio.
	I don't know what he was about.
	He was about getting a warchest together because he thought he was going to be president.
	So if I could make you a time-traveling cop and you do 20 years, what would your 20 years be?
	Dinkins.
	So let's say 80 to 2010?
	No, 2000?
	No, no, no, no.
	Dinkins was a one-term mayor.
	Yeah, early 90s.
	Well, you have 20 years to spend, my friend.
	Early 90s.
	Now you're killing me.
	Now you're killing me.
	What am I going to do?
	So you would be a Dinkins cop.
	But you weren't a Dinkins cop.
	You were a Giuliani cop.
	Actually, I was an Ed Koch cop to begin with.
	Oh, really?
	And then I was a Dinkins cop, and then I was a Giuliani cop, and then I was a Bloomberg cop.
	And your favorite was the blind retard Dinkins?
	No, that was David Patterson you talked about.
	I know, but Dinkins was just as blind as Patterson.
	Dinkins played to the crowd.
	Dinkins knew what was right.
	He just knew he had.
	He did.
	Dinkins admitted.
	Dinkens one time was interviewed and admitted that even though he thinks the cops should go easier on the minority community, that he was straightened out by a couple of cops, meaning he was smacked around a little bit and that changed his life.
	He admitted that.
	But nobody remembers that.
	Wow.
	So cops like Dinkins.
	What do you think about that, John B.?
	I mean, I was Giuliani and forward era.
	So the only thing I knew about Dinkins as far as cop was from other cops.
	But as far as, I mean, I obviously live in the city.
	I lived in the Bronx.
	I grew up in the Bronx.
	So, I mean, as far as being a resident, obviously I would say Giuliani.
	Yeah.
	And that would just be because, you know, even though, I mean, to his point that, you know, Giuliani was obviously heavily focused on Manhattan, that kind of still expanded.
	You know, because no matter what you do, if you clean up something else, it's going to keep going.
	But the problem with anything is that no one ever knows how to put the brakes on.
	So Giuliani did this amazing job.
	He cleaned it up to the nth degree.
	Bloomberg kept it going.
	But what ended up happening was that even though crime was so low, guys still needed to get things to do.
	They had to find people to arrest.
	So when you walk out of the street with a beer, you end up getting jumped by six guys, and that's draconian.
	Well, remember he had the cabaret law where he was arresting people for dancing in bars.
	And then they had to reenact their dance in the courtroom.
	What the fuck is that?
	My bad.
	What are you doing?
	All right, let's change over to taking calls.
	Uh-huh.
	Sorry about that also.
	Do the taking calls thing.
	My wife's out of town, so I have to check my phone to see if my children are alive.
	Gavin, can I do it?
	Caller One, you're on the air.
	Yes, you may.
	We were on the air.
	Caller One, you're on the air.
	You want me to learn, share, listen?
	Understand why.
	Hey, why does everyone get two things?
	You have one thing.
	Thank you for calling.
	It's great to keep me from you.
	Bye-bye.
	All right, next call.
	Bye-bye.
	Doesn't that make you miss Trump?
	I miss Trump all the time.
	Bye-bye.
	Do you guys like Trump?
	Yeah.
	Bye-bye.
	Do you like him, John B.?
	Yep.
	Just the entertainment value.
	Like that whole, pull up Brian on my Evergreen.
	The Trump.
	It's in My Pet Biden.
	Trump versus Obama.
	Now, Jimmy Kimmel put this up on his show many years ago.
	And he was like, what a fucking Luddite loser Trump is.
	Look at how he reacts to killing Al-Baghadi Badabadbasi, whatever his name was.
	Al-Baghdadi.
	Compared to Obama, who's so cool and collected.
	And you're like, I think I'd rather hang out with the guy Jimmy Kimmel doesn't like.
	Because this dude, this Hawaiian chick, this fat Hawaiian woman, which is what he is, he's his mother.
	He's not a black dude.
	He doesn't know anything about black people.
	He can't play basketball.
	He smokes Newports because some black person told him to.
	He's not black.
	The United States has conducted an operation that killed Osama bin Laden.
	Abu Bakar al-Badari is dead.
	The United States launched a targeted operation against that compound.
	They did a lot of shooting.
	Even not going through the front door.
	You know, you think you go through the door.
	If you're a normal person, say, knock, knock, may I come in.
	They killed Osama bin Laden and took custody of his body.
	He died like a dog.
	There's nothing wrong with that.
	It doesn't work, right?
	I know.
	Isn't it funny?
	Like, just pause for a sec, Ryan.
	This shows how divorced we are as a country.
	Because this is propaganda to show how dumb MAGA Republicans are.
	And we're watching it going.
	This is fucking great.
	Best guy ever.
	I fucking love this.
	He did die like a dog.
	He died like a dog.
	You'd think you'd go through the front door.
	Knock, knock.
	Hello, I'm at the front door.
	But not these guys.
	They went around the side.
	For the man.
	It's like an episode of Family Guy.
	Yeah.
	And I don't get any credit for this, but that's okay.
	That's okay.
	And here we are.
	May God bless you.
	And may God bless the United States of America.
	And I'm writing a book.
	So there were 12 books.
	I would just love to know the thought process of the people laughing at.
	The United States has conducted.
	Yeah.
	Like, because they're not laughing at what we're laughing at.
	Yeah, dude, you know the thought process.
	If you sat with them, they'd be like, oh, he grabs one by the pussy.
	Well, he's racist.
	He's sexist.
	Well, can you give me an example?
	Oh, where to begin?
	I don't even know where to begin.
	He's so racist.
	They don't know where to begin.
	So much.
	You know someone is full of shit.
	When you ask them for an example of what they're talking about and they go, where to begin?
	Oh, my God.
	Like, if you asked me why I think Ryan is an idiot, I would go, where to begin?
	I'll begin today.
	I'll begin with what he did today.
	And I'm not going to bring it up because she'll probably be like, no, that was actually.
	And then we'll get in a whole fucking dumb shit on what a retard he is.
	Or how much of a retard he isn't.
	See?
	See?
	Maddie's sitting at home watching the show right now going, stop it.
	I need him for my ex-episode.
	I'm doing ribs.
	No, country style ribs, regular ass ribs.
	But I don't think we can do it tomorrow night.
	Dude, Maddie's a cough today.
	I'm worried like someone who's standing on a Komodo dragon.
	Dude, I texted him.
	He didn't tell me back.
	He's puking?
	This will make it worse.
	I may have to take this night off.
	But I thought he was sick for like two weeks.
	And I said to you, I said, how long has he been sick?
	And you were like, since yesterday.
	Well, holy Jesus.
	That's a subjective question.
	I mean, he's been sick for, I'm going to say six years, but as far as this new thing.
	Dude, I've sat on a bar stool next to the guy.
	He didn't sound like that two weeks ago.
	No.
	No, he's in a very bad way.
	Can I just throw something out there?
	We're bringing him hauls.
	When we leave here, we're bringing him a big bag.
	Sit that in the car.
	You want hauls?
	The guy's dying.
	I just want halls.
	But can I just say something really inappropriate?
	And please tell me that...
	When someone is really sick and you think they might be dying, do you ever indulge in you at the funeral doing an awesome speech?
	I know.
	You start planning it out right away.
	Yeah, am I the only guy that does that?
	Oh, my God.
	Like your dad is like, he follows going up the stairs.
	You're like, this might be the end of him.
	And you're like, you got to have a tearful moment.
	I'm going to have like a tuxedo on.
	You got to have some laughs.
	No, dude, I want to write my own eulogy.
	I want to pick somebody, you know, like.
	Oh, I'm going to be at your funeral, Eddie.
	Oh, listen, I want you.
	I want you to do my eulogy.
	I will write it for you and by you.
	John always wondered if it was possible to cure his homosexuality.
	And I think he finally has.
	He is in heaven now.
	He wanted to transition, but his penis was so huge that he didn't want to get rid of it.
	Him and Paul Lynn and Liberace are dancing around on rainbow clouds.
	Hey, hey, hey, hey.
	And his poor wife has to subject herself to the knowledge that he's in a gay cloud orgy right now.
	I watch this clip every now and then, and I love it.
	Just him throwing the ball?
	Just being good at everything?
	You see that clip where he throws a football through a little tiny hole for a million dollars?
	And he gives it to charity?
	No.
	These mechanics aren't bad.
	There'll be nobody like Marianne.
	Is this it?
	1992?
	Does that ring a bell?
	That rings a bell.
	What is that?
	I've never seen this.
	What a gorgeous hunk.
	What a dude.
	What a man.
	What a dude-ass dude.
	Fuck it.
	It's hard to see.
	They didn't film it very well, but he does get it through the hole.
	Dude, he's a million dollars for charity.
	Total Chad.
	Who is that?
	How did you do that?
	I don't know.
	Don Trump.
	Listen to this.
	How did you do that?
	I don't know.
	I have no idea.
	Who says there's not luck in football?
	You are the man.
	One time, everybody, Donald Trump.
	Jesus chose him a long-ass time ago.
	All right, let's take some calls.
	You know what amazes me about Trump?
	What?
	When he was just a real estate magnet, everybody loved him.
	Right.
	The minute he became president, everybody hated him.
	And the same thing.
	Race became a thing.
	No one discussed race and Donald Trump ever.
	Well, you've got to have file footage of Donald Trump with Mike Tyson, Al Sharpton.
	Of course.
	I'm sure there's rap videos with Donald Trump in it.
	Oh, my God.
	I mean, I think he got an award from the NAACP.
	Oh, he absolutely did.
	But all of a sudden, he became president.
	Well, all of a sudden, he put an R in front of his name.
	Such a dumb allegation.
	I don't think people understand that men are too lazy to be racist.
	Yeah, that requires a lot of.
	We don't have it in us.
	Hey, I got Mets tickets.
	Yeah, okay, cool.
	But one of the guys coming is a black man.
	Okay, he buys the first round.
	Well, I'm out.
	He buys the first round.
	No thank you.
	Really, he's super funny, and he's an awesome dude.
	I've known him my whole life.
	Yeah, that's not how I roll.
	I won't be sitting with a Negro at our front row seats right behind home plate at the Mets game.
	No thank you.
	We got our first call at the line.
	919, you're on the line.
	Who, what?
	919.
	919.
	919, you're on the line.
	I feel like this would be a chick.
	Let's see.
	I can't hear you.
	Your technology is not working.
	I can't hear you.
	Hey, Rick, can you get me a beer?
	They're all warm.
	You sound like you're going to kill yourself.
	We'll put them back on the queue and we'll take the next call.
	Let's see.
	They're all warm.
	I bet the next call won't work either.
	It's not a class show.
	All the beers are warm at this point.
	Are you sure?
	Yes.
	I am because they're not in the refrigerator.
	No, the refrigerator's full.
	602, you've got to welcome them.
	It was full.
	What are you talking about?
	There's fucking 50.
	You obviously have not been paying attention.
	Dude, there's like three shelves of fucking bud in that fridge.
	Ryan, would you go to the fridge, please?
	I could.
	Welcome the caller.
	602, please.
	Oh, what a coincidence.
	The other caller isn't hearing.
	So the other caller's wrong and retarded, and not you.
	602?
	I can't hear you.
	Told you.
	You can't hear us?
	Hello?
	You can or you can't?
	I notice you're already bragging about how awesome you are handling calls.
	Talk to him.
	Hello, how are you, sir?
	Yeah, Ryan, this isn't working.
	Believe it or not, for a change.
	Okay, I'm going to add another person in.
	630.
	That doesn't fix the problem.
	Hello, hello, 630.
	No, I can hear you guys.
	It's okay, brother.
	Hey, appreciate you.
	Wait, we got three people here.
	Wait, 630, we're going to mute you for a second.
	Give a conference call.
	Cool.
	One of you, hold.
	Hold.
	Okay, 602 is on the line.
	I 4066.
	What?
	What's happening?
	Sorry, I come every week.
	I have a dedicated round on here.
	Oh, no, he's talking to somebody.
	I think he's a truck driver.
	Hey, asshole!
	You're on a show!
	I hardly ever take Ubers because most of the time I usually just.
	Okay, just cut that guy.
	Thank you for calling.
	You suck.
	Ryan, you're fired.
	How?
	I'm not the guy.
	Let's see.
	630.
	What about the guy you pick hold?
	Yeah, how you doing?
	I'm hitting.
	Call.
	Get through.
	Yeah, so I'm calling about Dave Rubin.
	Any new updates?
	Did he have his fake kid yet?
	He said his fake kid?
	His fake kid?
	Any updates?
	Yeah, I don't like Dave Rubin's fucking fake kid.
	I don't like when gays get a surrogate and make an orphan from scratch that they then adopt.
	So here's what I don't understand.
	Did he donate his own sperm or did they just swab out his mouth?
	Yeah, I thought that was a good one.
	I guess they like, what are the ovaries?
	Like someone's sister?
	It doesn't seem very Christian.
	Like he talks about what a Christian he is.
	It doesn't seem very Christian to me to make an orphan from scratch.
	And it also seems kind of racist because there's plenty of orphans and they're all black.
	So you didn't want a black baby.
	You wanted to make your own white baby.
	It's not Build-A-Bear, Davey.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	Great point.
	Yep.
	But I thought it was funny that, what was it, Media Matters talked about how evil Tim Poole is.
	And they said he platforms Nazis.
	And you're like, ooh, that sounds bad.
	Don't platform Nazis.
	And then you read the list of the Nazis.
	And it's like Dave Rubin, fucking Matt, what's his name?
	The Dilbert guy?
	Oh, yeah.
	Matt Walsh is on the list, too, actually.
	Scott Adams.
	Gilbert Gottfried.
	He's Michael Knowles.
	Michael Knowles.
	You're like, Michael Knowles?
	Michael Knowles is the least offensive person in the world.
	I love him, but he's not going to make your ears burn.
	We have seven.
	Black History Month.
	Thomas Jefferson had a slave named Sally Hemmings.
	She was 75% white, 25% black.
	Jefferson raped her starting at age 14 and had six kids who were 1 8th black, 7 eighth white.
	Jefferson enslaved his own children and had them work on his plantation.
	Does Jefferson deserve to be kank?
	Ryan's band sucks.
	Oh, he stopped his thought to say that, which is cancelled.
	I see.
	So wait a minute.
	If you make a kid mow your lawn, you're enslaved.
	Why is it assumed that he raped that chick, too?
	I know 14 is obviously rapidly.
	Oh, Jerry Lewis raped the chick then because he married his cousin who was 13.
	Yeah, back then, is that really rape?
	Isn't that part of their culture, though?
	Maybe they were in love.
	Everybody wants to apply 21st century morals to.
	Oh, look at Christopher Columbus.
	They're like, he cut out the tongues of the Aboriginals there, the natives.
	And you're like, yeah, they were cutting each other's tongues out.
	When Christopher Columbus got there, they said, can you help us?
	This tribe keeps eating us.
	I'm yelling, especially because I'm right.
	Gavin's bullshit patent quote was from 1967.
	Polish mercenary Rafael Gabolik was asked what it felt like to take a human life.
	He said, I wouldn't know.
	I've only ever killed communists.
	Sorry, I got the wrong guy.
	What?
	On an earlier episode, I said that Patton was asked what it's like to kill a man, and Patton said, I wouldn't know I've only ever killed communists.
	I was wrong.
	It was a Polish mercenary from 1967.
	Who's on the line there chatting away in the background?
	701.
	701?
	You're having fun?
	I'm here, having fun, freezing my ass off.
	Up in Vergu.
	Hey, can you turn up the cops' mics?
	You and Ryan are really loud.
	I can barely hear the cops.
	Count to five real quick, guys.
	One, two, three.
	Hello.
	Four, five.
	There you go.
	Six, seven.
	How's that?
	Ten.
	I don't know.
	I can't hear shit.
	You sound like shit while I'm listening to you on the phone, but okay, we'll see that.
	I assure you, sir, we are not shit.
	Anyway, thanks for calling.
	Love you more than a friend.
	On the above-referenced episode of Joe Rogan with Crystal and Sagar, Joe makes a reference to something you said.
	I'm sorry to say he refers to you as a fucking idiot.
	So stop saying you love him and call out his bullshit some more.
	I'm glad to hear you're calling him out on the misrepresentation of the Proud Boys origin story.
	If you got that so wrong, what else is wrong?
	Yes.
	He called me an idiot?
	What a jerk.
	I don't like being called an idiot.
	It hurts my feelings.
	Let's take a little cop break here and go to the top of the cop links and show this non-lethal rounds.
	Because the general consensus with the population is cops are killing black people, which is mean.
	And if they would only use their tasers or non-lethal rounds or maybe shoot them in the toe, they wouldn't have to murder them.
	And the assumption is that if you shoot them with like a fucking bean bag of pepper balls, they'll lie down and go ow, which, you know, most of us would.
	You shoot me with a bean bag of pepper balls, I'm going to scream ow and lie on the ground.
	But when someone's on drugs or really fucking mad because their wife fucked their brother, they're pepperball proof and a lot of other proofs.
	So let's check this out.
	I think the guy on the right, yeah, you can see he's got a paintball gun, right?
	Make that full screen, man.
	Who the fuck is that now?
	he's got a knife Hey, stay back.
	Stay back.
	Listen, come on there.
	What are you going to do, nigga?
	Don't worry.
	I have a paintball gun.
	I'll handle this.
	Drop the knife.
	Drop it.
	Drop the knife.
	Drop the knife.
	You like that shirt?
	Then back up.
	You're about to get yellow paint on your Patagonia.
	On your Mermont.
	Well, they call it Mermont.
	Your Montclair is about to be splattered with color.
	For God's sake, why don't we go back to the TJ Hooker scenario?
	You take your nightstick and take his legs out doing it tomahawk style.
	With a knife?
	No, with the night stick.
	Remember?
	I know, but he's got a knife.
	TJ Hooker?
	He's got a knife.
	I don't want to hit him with a nightstick.
	No, you took it.
	You took him out with a knife.
	TJ Hooker was the best cop that ever was.
	Don't you know that?
	That was actually a good idea.
	Other than Cagney and Lacey.
	Other than Cagney and Lacey, TJ Hooker was the best cop that ever was.
	Just saying.
	Bring back Cagney, Lacey, and TJ.
	There you go.
	Yeah, just people on the whole, they just have such a misconception as to how this works.
	If you have something that's deadly, that's how it's going to go.
	So wait, did they only shoot him with pepper balls in this scenario?
	No, you can see the first pepper ball.
	It hits his shoulder and it smokes.
	For whatever reason.
	And then they went to live rounds.
	That's the pepper ball.
	That just pissed him off.
	And then now he's fucking mad and he's like, I'm going to go low and stab you all.
	Listen, I've seen people.
	He's got tasers.
	He's fucking Freddy.
	I've seen people get tasered and pull the darts out and just get madder.
	So when we do our training, there's a 20-foot rule.
	And what they do always is you have your simmunition rounds, not actual rounds, but there.
	And by the time that person gets to you within 20 feet, you're already stabbed.
	And you haven't even let a round go yet.
	That's always a scenario.
	Always the case.
	So there's just this disconnection between the public, which they shouldn't have to know this stuff because they're the fucking public.
	Like, why do they need to know if someone's going to stab me?
	But if they don't know, they shouldn't comment.
	Go back to the McDonald's scenario.
	You're slipping the burger wrong.
	You put it in the wrong corner.
	The cheese is off center.
	Listen, if you want to do the job, I've got the perfect solution.
	How about, hey, congratulations on your 21st birthday.
	Welcome to the NYPD.
	Your next two years of service begin on Friday, whatever, whatever.
	Come down, get your gun, get your shield, and get ready for your training.
	If everybody in the city had to do the job that they say they know how to do best, then maybe they'd have a little more sympathy for the people who do it for 20 years.
	And also, if someone has a knife around cops and they say, put down the gun, and he says, no, this guy isn't someone who's a pepper ball away from going, you know what?
	That was kind of a wake-up call.
	I hadn't had a pain in my right shoulder yet.
	So now that I do, I'm like, I don't want to kill anyone.
	Yeah, I mean, I think the only other maybe, you know, the couple things that I've seen where they shoot like, you know, sticky nets.
	There's a couple of other things that they have out there.
	But, you know, it's a deadly weapon.
	And people don't understand that when you have a deadly weapon, that, you know, our training is you go one step up.
	So if someone has fists, you have a stick.
	If someone has a deadly weapon, you interact with them with a deadly weapon.
	That's not just training, that's the law.
	Police are allowed to use one level of force higher than the force being used against them.
	Sounds logical to me.
	Suspects down.
	Oh, yeah, that was a great video.
	Yeah.
	Which one is that one?
	That's the one that's.
	And that's not because cops want to be the more powerful.
	Most cops I know are there to feed their families and go home.
	Of course.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	You know, and my perspective is.
	Tell me that don't matter.
	I'm not a cop.
	I'm a taxpayer.
	I want my money to go to fighting crime.
	Absolutely.
	I want my money to go to taking a guy out who's going to kill people.
	That's what I signed up for when I write my taxes.
	I'm like, go get those guys to get the bad guys.
	Because I don't want to.
	Yeah, I don't want to.
	Right.
	I won't love it, but I'll kiss.
	Look at these white dudes trying to, because I don't want this to get racist.
	That's my biggest fear.
	But look at these white dudes, just like...
	When a cop shows up, you go, fuck.
	Party's over.
	Shit hit the fan.
	We're dead.
	Like, this is over.
	My dad's going to fucking kill me.
	I'm going to jail.
	What the fuck were we thinking?
	The idea, I've said this a million times on this show.
	The idea of going up to a cop and going, what, bitch?
	It's so far from my fucking mind.
	Yeah, but you know why?
	Because you gotta situation where the cops were involved.
	You were happy that you only got smacked around by the cops because if your parents found out, you get a real smack in a real life.
	Right, right, right.
	Now, instead of that, your parents are on the phone with Jacoby and Myers going, how much can we get to this?
	Yeah, and the parents are suing.
	Yeah, yeah.
	They're on your side.
	And the long term is, okay, yeah, maybe you get 10 grand, but what's the lesson here?
	Oh, Junior thinks, well, mom and dad say money is more important than being a moral person and being an upstanding citizen.
	I guess that's the way I'll teach my kids.
	Yeah, and also and also part of it, I think it was, I forget who, I think it was Kingface that said, it was an interview that he did, and he made reference to, it's obviously a lie that black people believe that a cop can shoot them indiscriminately.
	And the reason why that's, you know, that's a lie is because they wouldn't be so confrontational.
	Like if you thought this person can just shoot you and have no repercussions, why would you get in his face?
	Why would you, you know, curse him out and do all this shit if you thought he could just go, you know what, fuck it, boom.
	Which is why the same people that will do that to a cop wouldn't dream of doing it to a drug dealer or some gangbanger because they know what the outcome is going to be.
	Yeah.
	You don't come to Amistini and go, what are you going to do, bitch?
	Right.
	And that was actually, I think, part of that same interview that he did.
	He said, everyone respects the shooter on the block.
	He said, if you know that that dude is a shooter, you're going to have the utmost respect and you're going to stay away from him.
	He said, I think it was saying, this guy is getting paid to shoot you and you're going to come at him.
	It doesn't make sense.
	It doesn't make sense.
	It's true of Proud Boys too, where they go, these guys are an evil gang.
	They're killing everyone.
	I'm going to write about how evil they are and use my real name or I'm going to confront them and go, you guys are Nazis.
	And you're like, if they were this evil KKK group that was killing everyone, you'd be running from them.
	Not provoking.
	You don't talk about MS-13 that way.
	No one talks about MS-13 at all in any capacity.
	Exactly.
	Because they're fucking scary.
	They'll kill you.
	All right, let's look at these dudes showing cops what time it is.
	Oh, yeah, bitch.
	I'll fuck you up.
	Of course, a woman is there with her bun to help save the day.
	Go back, Ryan.
	To where I came from?
	What did we say?
	Yeah, go back to Japar Rico.
	So that's like normal men.
	Big muscles on those guys.
	They're dealing with fucking idiots who think they can beat up cops.
	And who's helping them?
	A woman in a bun.
	I got to say this.
	There's one thing I will criticize cops about.
	Every time I shit on female cops, cops are like, well, they're not so bad.
	Fuck you.
	Fuck you, pigs.
	All cops are bastards.
	They are the worst.
	Female cops are the worst.
	Why do you defend them?
	Look at this useless, fat mom with her top bun.
	Go back, Ryan.
	Go back!
	Good taste.
	Okay, dude, things are being handled now, and then mom comes in.
	My sister shows up.
	So she's literally 100% useless.
	They get the first guy.
	They George Floyd him with the knee.
	Good.
	Everything's going great right now.
	Uh-oh.
	Not so great, actually.
	Oh, this is it.
	I've never seen this technique before.
	Grab him, don't cuff him, just get him in the back seat.
	Is that a thing?
	I've never heard of that before.
	Shouldn't be.
	Should not be.
	I mean, if it's a really bad situation, you know.
	The only reason you throw somebody in the back seat uncuffed is if you're trying to get them away from being beaten up or hurt.
	Well, this guy is a beater and a hurdle.
	Yeah, if he's under arrest, you have to cuff him.
	Yeah.
	And then this dude comes back.
	Because he wasn't searched.
	You don't know what else he has on him.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Dude, if you're shirtless, a tase works 100% of the time.
	He got a tased of his own medicine.
	Good one.
	Wow.
	Wow.
	Is it possible that tasers work better on whites than blacks?
	Is that possible?
	Well, I would say race are whites shirtless more than blacks on average.
	How many people have each of you tased?
	Never tased anybody.
	Didn't have them back when I was in college.
	And never tased anybody.
	How many guys have you shot?
	None.
	Zero.
	Why the fuck are you here?
	What the fuck is this?
	What about these fucking traffic cops?
	I was a loving not.
	I hate it.
	You know, they beat them up with their bare hands because they use Purple Works Nutrition, probably.
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	What was the first one, though?
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	Today's first experiment, it went very well.
	But I do regret taking a coffee at the same time because it made me into Retzo Rizzo from Midnight Cowboy.
	Let's take, show that second video.
	Black dude tries to take off.
	They tase him.
	Let me ask you a question, John A and John B. You have a son.
	He's 17 years old, 18 years old.
	He's like, Dad, I want to join the police force.
	I want to go to the academy.
	Would you say yes or no?
	Negative.
	I mean, at this point, it's tough.
	You know, the problem is that, you know, I'm actually in that position a little bit.
	Oh, really?
	I didn't know that.
	How old's your son?
	I mean, we have a 16-year-old son, 16-year-old daughter, a bunch of kids.
	We have a bunch.
	A bunch of kids.
	So, I mean, you know what the thing is, they see the life that it provides, and it's kind of alluring.
	It's a good life.
	It's alluring after retirement.
	That's true.
	That's true.
	It's not alluring before retirement.
	So the thing is, from the people that I speak to now that are still on, it's so different and it's just so dangerous.
	Dangerous in the sense that if you grab somebody the wrong way at this point, you're going to be prosecuted.
	That's not even an exaggeration.
	And that's goodbye to $4 million of a pension.
	Right.
	Now, so what ultimately ends up happening is what's happening now and what's going to keep happening is, and I've been saying this for a long time, is what you're going to get is an influx of people that don't care about the pension.
	And who is that?
	That's going to be people that are essentially criminals.
	You're going to get the gang members.
	That's what you're going to get, an influx now into these departments because they don't care about the 20-year pension.
	They just care about how much can they make while they're on, doing whatever crooked shit they got to do.
	So yeah, I mean, at this point now, if they really want to do it, I would still help them as much as I can to get into a decent spot.
	But I'm not as happy as I was promoting it anyway.
	Listen, there are plenty of jobs you can make money at that appreciate you more for not being appreciated.
	Sanitation.
	These platitudes like, oh, thank you for your service.
	Yeah.
	Okay, great.
	And go back to wherever you're from.
	And then meanwhile, you're dealing with some psycho or somebody who's jacked up on fentanyl or whatever.
	And like John said, the next thing, you've got to worry about a lawsuit and losing your means of making a living.
	And people don't realize that you actually have to go through training.
	They act like you're handed a shield and gun and go out, go ahead, enforce laws, whatever they want.
	Well, they keep talking about better training.
	You need more training.
	Better training.
	The New York City Police Force is one of the best trained departments.
	How long is the training?
	The training starts out for six months.
	Then you go into field training for, depending on the administration, another six months, a year, possibly 18 months.
	And it's all on the job training.
	You are trained every day.
	You have to deal with people every day.
	You have to figure out how not to resort to weaponry.
	How to talk to you.
	And those guys during training, they're told, don't move.
	Just watch what I do.
	Well, that's the biggest farce of the whole thing.
	You cannot train for this stuff.
	You can train for a car stop as far as positioning and blah, blah, blah, and all this stuff like that.
	There's no training when you have a guy who's on PCP.
	There's no training for that.
	Like that dude who had two knives who had a knife in each hand and a knife in his sock running from that garage after being shot with that pepper ball.
	Yeah, you just have to be confronted with the situations over and over again, and it just becomes a point where your heart rate doesn't go up that much.
	You can keep your focus, and that's only because you've been put in those situations time and time and time again.
	You can't really train for that.
	But even so, I mean, the Monday morning quarterbacks are all over the place, and they'll say, oh, you know, all kidding aside, you talk about little girls and how they're not a threat.
	Well, guess what?
	A little girl can pull a gun just like a big man.
	And you pull a little girl out of a car and you get too complacent or you get too laid back.
	Oh, honey, don't worry.
	It's just a summon.
	You don't know if she's got a warrant.
	And the next thing she's pulling out, either a knife or a gun.
	And it doesn't matter that she only weighs 90 pounds as opposed to 180-pound male.
	You're still getting stabbed or shot.
	And let me just be clear.
	You can train for that.
	But it's in these situations where you're SEAL Team 6 and you're training 300 days a year and you're doing one mission, right?
	You can't be a police department with 10,000 people and have these guys training 300 days a year.
	You have to go work.
	You have to do the job.
	Right.
	Which is the training.
	That's what it is.
	The training is doing the work.
	Let's show this clip here of this guy who took off after he got tased.
	It's the second link after the white dudes link.
	It's coming up here.
	It's awesome.
	How long is this?
	Two minutes, 11 seconds.
	Oh, this is horrible.
	This is bad.
	I've seen this.
	It is horrible.
	He has an old reason.
	So look how useless a taser is.
	It did knock him down twice.
	Right?
	By the way, these two...
	These two officers survived.
	Yeah, they did.
	They did survive.
	Yeah, okay, good.
	Yeah, because I remember just the sounds.
	I don't want to...
	Well.
	Not often.
	It depends on the day.
	Right.
	But look.
	But there are still people who, Monday morning quarterback, oh, well, you know, they didn't use proper tactics.
	They should have.
	Listen, when you're in the thick of a situation, you know, it's all you can do to keep yourself from getting killed.
	Yeah, I've noticed that with my boxing gym, like retired cops, they don't have any fear glands.
	Like, they don't mind being punched in the face.
	I think it's good that cops retire after 20 years because they become so complacent and so unflappable that it's dangerous for them.
	Like they'll walk into a fucking bloods and crips war and be like, guys, guys, let's slow it down.
	Not happening on my watch.
	It's true.
	And you're like, dude, there's a shootout.
	Okay, I just chatted through cops being murdered.
	Let's go back a little bit.
	They weren't murdered, apparently, right?
	No, they weren't.
	They were not murdered, but back when it was.
	I'm chatting away about adrenaline control when.
	Now, if somebody were to pull up and try to assist you guys, wouldn't that be not good?
	Because now you're worried about who they are.
	Well, you never know who's coming up and what the motivation is.
	Right.
	You know, you're happy.
	It's legal not to help cops.
	But to pull over and to insert yourself in that situation.
	well, you're always scared that the person pulling up might be trying to aid the person you're trying to arrest.
	So it's a tense situation.
	You don't know where a civilian is coming from.
	Maybe if you come from their line of sight, you pull ahead, and then you're like, you have your hands on the floor.
	Oh, remember George Floyd?
	There were civilians all over that shit.
	Yeah, but they were filming.
	They weren't in the city.
	I would say that, I mean, because it's happened to me where you're grappling with somebody and somebody lends a hand, I mean, especially once you're past the point of adrenaline and you're exhausted, it's a well-welcomed.
	Oh, you're grateful.
	Yeah, cool.
	However, once gunplay comes into effect, you just got to just get the fuck out of it.
	And now you're probably worried about what if there's another casualty if this person trying to help.
	Now you have to save them and you, and now it's a whole fucking thing.
	Right.
	I mean, that's the whole point.
	The point is to take out the bad guy and not get anybody else.
	Yeah, when you're in a grappling situation, it can be a good thing, but once there's a weapon involved, it's best just to keep civilians out of it.
	Yeah, absolutely.
	So he gets out, he reaches into his car, grabs his gun, and starts fucking shooting.
	Yep.
	Look at that.
	It's gun on gun.
	The gun jam there.
	So that guy jumps over the barrier.
	He's definitely been shooting.
	He's going to turn around and say things like, oh, they didn't know he had a gun.
	They shouldn't have talked.
	They shouldn't have done that to him.
	Maybe he would have complied if they hadn't been so forceful.
	You know, you get all the nonsense in the world to justify the actions of people trying to kill police.
	I mean, one of the biggest problems is, you know, we work in a gray area, right?
	Like, there's constitutional laws and stuff like that.
	And we have to kind of like, you know, we work in this gray area.
	You know, like the law says that, you know, in order to make a drug arrest, you have to see the drug and money and go like this.
	Nobody sees that.
	Never.
	You see somebody giving a pound, right?
	I saw it once.
	I saw it once.
	It actually happened once.
	20 years on the force.
	20 years on the force.
	I saw it once.
	But when a cop who specializes in narcotics, when they see that exchange, they know they've seen a drug transaction and then they enforce whatever they have to do at the time.
	But, you know, people just think that, you know, things are...
	Nothing is cut and dry.
	Look, it's like when you see the woman walking down by the bus terminal up and down in the short skirt and she's waving at every car.
	Yeah, she meets every guy passing by.
	Chances are she's a working girl.
	But you have to articulate before a judge and possibly a jury if it ever went that far, which it never does, how you knew she was a prostitute.
	And people go, well, she could have been looking for a ride home.
	Well, she did.
	Yeah, okay.
	Well, then you keep letting people out like that.
	And when your neighborhood gets overrun with people like that and you complain that the cops are watching it and don't do anything, it's because people like you don't understand that the cops know what's going on and don't back them up.
	So, John A., how many people have you put in prison for heinous crimes?
	None.
	None?
	None.
	Swear.
	Shut up.
	You know, they didn't, when I was a cop, they didn't do that on the street.
	They had the decency to go to a motel room.
	No, I'm not talking about prostitutes.
	I mean, your entire career, murderers, bank robbers, all those bad men.
	How many did you arrest that were real arrests that went to jail?
	You know what the funny thing is?
	You bring people to jail.
	You go see the ADA.
	You speak to the ADA.
	You tell your story.
	They nod and smile at you and basically pat you on the head and send you home.
	And very seldom do you get a letter from the ADA telling you if you've got a conviction or not.
	I've gotten probably a dozen letters over the year for the hundreds of arrests I've made.
	But the system...
	No.
	What about you, John?
	You're in an unfortunate situation.
	So, I mean, I probably arrested around 400 or so.
	400 people you've arrested.
	Yeah, and to be honest with you, with the people that I ran with, that was pretty low.
	Wow.
	But for the most part, you know, like just – Yeah, yeah, with my group.
	But, you know, like for what he said, you know, I mean, they'll go through the process.
	They'll go to central booking and they'll do all that stuff like that.
	But as far as like, you know, the majority of these things, they either get, I mean, the decline of prosecution rate, you know, which is when you arrest somebody, you have probable cause, they go through the system, but the DA's office just says, you know what, we're just going to, for whatever reason, not go forward.
	Like in the Bronx, like during the previous administration was like 50%.
	Yeah.
	If that.
	And what's it now?
	It's a little bit better, but it's still not.
	Maybe we should bring back Charles Bronson.
	I think five.
	For every 10 people, you know, they get arrested, six just walk right out.
	What do you guys think of Eric Adams?
	Yeah, I mean, look how tired John A. is.
	I don't think he's a cop.
	Like, the New York Post was so excited.
	We got a cop.
	Well, did you see his interview?
	I think it was, who's the, I forget, who was the one that was with Greg Kelly, the girl, the Maria Scott, I think she did an interview with him.
	Yes.
	And she asked him how many arrests he had.
	You know what is the same question you asked.
	Right.
	I think his answer was, he gave some political answer, but the answer was 12.
	I've had 12 citizens' arrests.
	I've arrested people for going through red lights.
	I'm at 12.
	Yeah.
	There you go.
	Me and Eric Adams are the same.
	All he did was join those dumb, like, black officers' unions and complain about racism.
	And he complained his way to the top.
	It worked.
	I got to hand it to him.
	He did a good job.
	All right, let's take some calls.
	All right.
	All right.
	Let's see if 602 is ready.
	Idly.
	602.
	How about any of your closest?
	602, we're talking to you.
	Oh, sorry, we tried.
	It's not your fault, 602.
	It's Ryan Katsu Rivera's fault.
	Okay, let the next call be the judge of that.
	Oh, I hear activity.
	919, you're on the line.
	What's up?
	What's up?
	Hey, I don't know if you're aware.
	You probably are, but I accidentally took a screenshot while I was watching your show on my iPhone.
	And I'm looking through my pictures one day, and I get this odd alert that I've never seen before asking me, I forget exactly what the wording was, but it was like, it was only on your picture.
	And it was like asking me if I wanted to delete certain pictures, like offensive pictures or something.
	Easy with the P's, sir.
	Which was crazy because that was on my actual iPhone, not any website or anything else.
	It was just a picture on my phone.
	And the iPhone was asking me basically if I was okay with having your face.
	Whoa.
	Wow.
	In my phone.
	That's amazing.
	That is fucking amazing.
	Are you in America?
	My face is cunt.
	I felt ugly.
	I felt gay.
	My wife's vagina and my face are the same thing.
	I guess I want to eat my face.
	It doesn't say that.
	You're a lion.
	No, I'm not lying, dude.
	I swear to God.
	That's crazy.
	It's frightening how censored you actually are.
	Yeah, that is pretty impressive.
	I don't love it all.
	I'm impressed.
	I think you are Hitler.
	It's clubby.
	I'll tell you what, I bet if you had a screen grab of Hitler on your phone, they'd be like, whatever, he's a World War II buff.
	But you have a better mustache.
	I took a picture of what it said, and I'll try to send it to you.
	Yeah, send it to us.
	But also, do me a favor, take a bunch of pictures of Hitler and swastikas.
	I'm not joking.
	And see if people...
	Do you really want that?
	I bet they will not have a problem with it.
	I bet they're fine with Hitler and swastikas.
	And I mean, I'm sure you're aware of this as well, but I was messing with that chat GPT thing, and I asked it to write an article, you know, basically explaining how the Crowdboys have been misunderstood and they're not radical extremists.
	And it wouldn't do it.
	I also took a screenshot of what it told me.
	And then I asked it the same exact question on Antifa.
	And it wrote this crazy long article about how, in the end, Antifa is a net positive.
	Wow.
	Even though they were violent.
	And that's fucking huge.
	Dude, it's fucking frightening is what it is.
	This is The Matrix.
	And if The Matrix hates us, it's not going to bode well.
	Even in the movie.
	Even in the movie in The Matrix, The Matrix doesn't hate the people in the pods.
	It's just like they're human garbage, and we're going to use them to make shit.
	We're going to put a thing in their necks.
	But they don't hate them.
	In this version, reality version, The Matrix actually dislikes us.
	That's not good.
	At least in the Matrix, the movie, they let the people live in the pods.
	I don't think they're going to let us live in the pods.
	No, they view us.
	Dude, I've been a fan for a while, and I got a tattoo, and it just says, it's just proud of your boy with the laurels around it.
	Nice.
	But it doesn't even say Proud Boys.
	It says P-O-Y-B with the laurels.
	And this was before, you know, Proud Boys exploded into this extremist group.
	But the people at my job have seen it.
	And it's like they treat me differently now.
	It's insane, man.
	And trying to explain to these people the truth, you just inevitably look at it.
	Are you a part of a chapter?
	Are you in a Proud Boys chapter?
	No, I never actually did anything officially.
	I was just a fan before.
	Well, you should.
	You should join a chapter.
	Where do you live?
	I'm in North Carolina.
	Yeah, there's great chapters over there.
	Super fun guys.
	Yeah, I've got a family.
	I would.
	I just don't have the time to be.
	It's a night a month.
	Well, that's another thing, dude.
	It's like, where do you go to reach out?
	You search programming.
	That's all part of the screening process.
	If you can figure that out, then you're in.
	Anyway.
	Wow.
	Great call.
	Thanks for calling.
	Send us those screen grabs of those various scenarios.
	With subject screen grab.
	I can't believe they hate us so much.
	Isn't it part of the radical left taking over the mainstream and talking with us?
	Maybe I'm drunk.
	Maybe I'm drunk, but I'm...
	Thanks for calling.
	No, there's a new guy.
	Oh, okay.
	Oh, we're kidding.
	You're not out, you're out.
	I can talk about that.
	Isn't part of it, doesn't part of you be like, Like, I'm a nice guy.
	I think it's just because we're rational.
	I'm not afraid of stuff.
	Yeah, like, when your girlfriend dumps you, she's like, I don't want to be with you anymore, but I think you're a good guy.
	It's not my cup of tea anymore.
	And like, I want to start dating this dude.
	I think the problem is because they can't argue their points.
	So once you can't make your point clear, No, we're not talking to you yet, sir.
	I don't know why you're on the line.
	Okay, fair.
	But yeah, the left hates us with such vitriol.
	Like, they want to kill not just us, But they want to kill our kids and like our mom and our grandmother's friend.
	And I'm like, I don't hate you.
	Dennis Prager said it beautifully, and I think he stole it from Charles Krauthammer.
	He said, They think we're evil.
	We just think they're wrong.
	Yeah, that definitely was crowded.
	Like, I don't want to cut off AOC's fingers.
	Yeah.
	I just don't want her to be in a position of power.
	I want her to have a wonderful life as a barmaid.
	By all means.
	I want her to get the biggest tips in town.
	Enjoy yourself, babe.
	But, like, being in the White House, no.
	You're not qualified.
	All right, let's talk to this guy.
	Hello?
	This crazy Canadian?
	Let's talk to this crazy Canadian.
	Hello.
	What's up, Gavin?
	Hey, man.
	I've been a supporter since like day one.
	Right on.
	So 1994.
	I listen like every week.
	I'm not a fan of the cops, though, to be quite honest.
	I agree with almost 99% of what Gavin says, but I hate cops and I don't support any cops.
	Are you a criminal?
	I can hate cops.
	And I can argue my point pretty easily.
	Oh, I absolutely hate it.
	Okay, so you're a cop hater.
	So tell me about a scenario where there's no cops.
	Like, should there be no cops in society?
	I think there should be absolutely no cops.
	And for my lifestyle that I live, no cops makes my life so much better.
	And where do you live?
	I don't think that there would be like all these gang members.
	I live in British Columbia.
	I'm from Ontario.
	But I think the whole thing that you're talking about.
	Yeah, but I'm from Ontario, so I grew up in British Columbia.
	I know, but where in British Columbia are you now where you don't need cops?
	I'm in Kamloops in the mountains, like an hour outside of Kamloops.
	Dude, Dominican gangs of Negroes where you are.
	I was imagining that place over.
	There actually is quite a bit of Negroes in Kamloops.
	If there were no cops in the United States, there's a lot of blacks in Kamloops, British Columbia?
	Yeah, there is actually.
	Because Calgary, too, there's a lot of blacks.
	What are the demographics of Kamloops, British Columbia?
	As of 2015.
	So, sir, you're saying if there were no cops and no guns, there'd be no crime, correct?
	No, I think guns are a plus, but no cops is for me.
	Cops ruin my life.
	I'm a cannabis grower.
	I have two young kids, and me and my wife, I use cannabis as medicine.
	Isn't that lawmaker?
	I've been in the industry for a long time.
	Even though they've legalized cannabis, I'm part of the black market still, so they can come and arrest me at any point in time and ruin my life.
	But I think the, you know, you're talking about the police.
	So the police, you hate cops because they monitor your cannabis.
	No, anytime I get pulled over, they pull up my record.
	I tell the cops I hate them every time they pull me over.
	I say, I wish you didn't exist.
	I hate you.
	And I mean it because they literally, my life is, I can't live a normal, happy life because of the police.
	Well, the police don't make the rules, to be fair.
	Because I have to worry about them arresting me at all times.
	Well, then you need to go to your politicians and change the laws.
	I work with all these bad guys that are actually the good guys.
	Should there be cops in Harlem?
	Should there be cops in Baltimore?
	Should there be cops in East New York?
	Should there be cops in the South Bronx?
	Maybe in those places, but even there, I don't think there should be.
	I think if there was no cops, those places would work themselves out so quickly.
	Yeah, the gangs would decide who is in charge.
	The gangs would decide who is in charge, and that's what you're advocating for.
	Yeah, the Latin kings and Dominicans don't play and fucking people like me and other people that are legit would go around and kill all these faggots, losers, who are just killing people for no reason.
	So why don't they do it now?
	Why not put the cops out of business?
	Let the legitimate people kill them now.
	No, but who decides who kills who?
	Where does that come into play?
	If you kill two, well, if I'm living where I live, which is on 200 acres, which most people should be living that way, they should have a huge plot of land to themselves.
	If somebody comes on your plot of land and without permission, you just shoot them.
	That's it.
	Okay.
	Totally, you have this myopic understanding of the world that involves you and no one else.
	I don't.
	Oh, hell.
	No, I don't.
	That's not true.
	I just think that better.
	So if grandma comes onto your land, you're going to shoot her.
	If somebody strolls onto your land and they just got lost, you have the right to shoot them.
	That's what you're advocating.
	I totally advocate for that because I have a lot of passing signs.
	Wow.
	I hope everybody carries a roadmap in your world, sir.
	Well, not only that, you realize that the average major city is maybe about 1,000 acres.
	So you're talking about that everyone should have a fifth of where you live?
	Like, literally.
	I believe the biggest guard dogs will have face nearby.
	What if I'm just a head of a family and I'm a guy and I have to go to work and I can't defend my family while I'm at work?
	Unbelievable.
	Well, I mean, he's just talking about.
	Okay, I'm looking up Kam Loops in British Columbia here.
	There are a lot of South Asians for some reason.
	My property right now, I have 300-pound dogs, and if you walk on the property, there are no black people.
	What about the people of Kam Loops?
	What about the people that can't be as privileged as you to have 200 acres?
	What do they do?
	Like the people that have to live in an apartment?
	Like, what do they do?
	Anyway, that's enough.
	Thanks for calling.
	What a fucking idiot.
	You're a retard.
	You're a fucking stupid retard.
	You live in the middle of nowhere, and you're telling the rest of us how to live.
	You don't exist.
	Shut up.
	What a fucking moron.
	Unbelievable.
	Unbelievable.
	There's balls.
	This is my land.
	I will shoot you if you set one foot on it.
	This guy is in Kamloops.
	Where the fuck is Kam Loops?
	It's probably like five hours.
	Kam Loops, British Columbia.
	And you know what the reality Is if a group of six gang members came onto his property and beat him to the ground, he'd be begging for his life and the lives of his family and begging for cops to show up and help him.
	Absolutely.
	No, I wouldn't.
	I'd shoot them.
	Oh, actually?
	I'd shoot them with my pea shooter.
	Enough.
	This is what's wrong.
	Everybody wants cop in a box.
	They want cops when they want them, but when they don't want them, they don't want to see them.
	Absolutely.
	That's the problem.
	And this whole idea of like, I lived a life today that was totally normal and I didn't have cops.
	So ergo, we don't need cops because I'm everyone in the world.
	And that's the thing.
	Like a lot of people don't understand that a lot of cops don't agree with some of the laws that we have.
	Right.
	Whether it's cannabis laws or whatever it is.
	And do we have some discretion and some leeway in what we do?
	Yeah, we do.
	And we can choose to implement.
	Less and less because of politicians.
	Right.
	But what I'm saying, in the end, it's the laws that need to be changed if somebody wants to live how they want to live.
	Absolutely.
	And that just, you know, that's who you vote in.
	Okay, dudes, Kamloops is four hours north of Vancouver, B.C. It's deep, deep in the Rockies.
	So he's on a fucking mountain.
	How is he growing?
	On a snowy mountain right now in the safest part possibly in the world.
	And he's like, why the fuck do we need cops?
	And fuck weather too with this snow shit.
	This is bullshit.
	I can't grow fucking shit out here.
	Yeah.
	Well, unless it's indoors, of course.
	Why do we even need beaches?
	Beaches are gay.
	There's no beaches around me, so they don't exist.
	Yeah, he's got to be gay.
	I don't like the potchiller.
	Also, if you're in British Columbia and you're a pot dude, things are going pretty good for you.
	Calm the fuck down.
	What a moron.
	We got another call.
	And let me tell you, 928, you're on the list.
	What's up, 928?
	Yeah, I just wanted to ask, when are we going to create some kind of peace treaty between Ron DeSantis and Trump?
	Because they're going to kneecap each other and it's going to destroy the Republican Party next time around.
	Yeah, maybe, or maybe it's healthy.
	I mean, they obviously have to compete for a little bit.
	You know, when you're at a bar and you both like this chick, I've always said that it's important not to cock block, but you can compete.
	So it's like two speedboats going, me, me, and you're both, you know, making lines with her.
	You're both talking with her.
	And then you get to a point where you're like, she definitely prefers John A over John B. And at that point, John B is like, you just turn right.
	But you both try for a while.
	It's in a benevolent way.
	You're both competing for the chick in a, a normal way.
	But when she's like, oh, that's my type of guy, blah, blah, blah.
	I like this kind of guy.
	Then you peel out.
	And this goes back to the acronym Downer, which is don't cock block, only 12 hours, water aplenty, never after four, eat your dinner, and regulate your bumps.
	That's the secret to partying.
	And I think Ron DeSantis and Trump are in that.
	So you're saying they're going after Nikki Halley?
	What?
	I think we're more divided in the Republican Party right now than we've ever been between like and Tim Poole in the quartering and just all the other divisions that are happening right now.
	Elijah Schaefer and that Sydney girl, it's like we're less unified now than we were in 2020.
	And it seems like the two major leaders of the Conservative Party are going for each other's throats.
	I agree with you.
	I agree with you.
	And I'm a big unity guy.
	I don't even shit on guys that have fucked me over, but like the Blaze.
	In the sense that let's wait until it's not like it's going to be election time and there'll be a DeSantis box and a Trump box.
	By the time we get to the ballot box, there will be one of those guys.
	So let's let them fight it out a little bit.
	I think most people disagree, but I think DeSantis is probably going to, at some point, maybe bow out only because And he may not.
	Florida doesn't want to run.
	But here's the thing.
	DeSantis has another 30 years of politics ahead of him.
	Trump, this is it.
	Trump is going to be going into that ring, throwing the, if you thought he was crazy before, he's going to be throwing the haymakers of all haymakers.
	Yep.
	Because this is his last run.
	That's all he got left.
	But DeSantis can use that to his advantage.
	If Trump's in office, I think they're going to kiss and make up, and they're going to be a good partnership.
	Florida's going to stay strong.
	Trump is going to try to bring back the U.S. Whether it's too late or not, who knows?
	I think what's going to happen is Trump is going to run.
	DeSantis is going to not run.
	Joe Biden is going to run and win.
	I like him too, but I don't know if I like him that much.
	The retard is going to win again.
	I think that's probably the most important thing.
	Did they talk about Kamala Harris with Gavin Newsome?
	No.
	The fucking dog from up is going to win with his voice box around his neck, and he's going to successfully perpetrate four more years of devastation with his unprecedented retardation.
	This fucking loser is going to keep going.
	He's going to keep wandering off stage.
	It's going to be the most embarrassing time in American history.
	Wrong.
	Another weekend at Joey's.
	Another weekend at Joey's.
	It's going to shut.
	Like our grandchildren would go, wait a minute, you were around for the years where that mentally ill guy was.
	And I'm like, mentally ill?
	That's a compliment.
	Mentally destroyed.
	There was an article in USA Today.
	You know what?
	It said, what if Joe Biden develops dementia?
	What if?
	What if?
	Let me try to imagine.
	Was that written in 2002?
	What if?
	What the fuck would that be like?
	It's funny, too, because you see the footage of him from the 90s, and he's like, We need to fucking put these criminals in jail and not take any more bullshit.
	I don't want my kids living in the fucking jungle.
	I want to fucking take it.
	And you're like, you sound awesome, dude.
	Who are you?
	And then they have this guy with his chocolate ice cream falling over things.
	Oh, shit.
	Sorry.
	What are you talking about, man?
	Come on.
	Oh, we're talking about a different dude.
	We're talking about this guy, Mr. Magoo.
	He's in a cartoon.
	Mr. Magoo is an American idea.
	What do you think that the United States could actually handle four more years of Joe Biden and come out not a third world country?
	I feel like I'm a doad.
	That's a good question.
	That's a really good question.
	Can we survive for, well, what are we at now?
	Five more years of Biden?
	Yeah.
	That's a great question.
	I mean, the good thing is, you know, the way this was built was built to move slowly.
	The gridlock is part of the system.
	That's part of the design.
	So that's why we can probably survive a long ways before we're at the point of no return.
	At least, you know, I would hope.
	Alexis Docfell said that.
	He said, democracy is slow and sluggish and inefficient.
	But once it starts turning, once the wheels start turning, it's like a giant cement wheel and nothing going.
	So I think we're all on the same page, left and right, that Biden is fucking retarded.
	They all hate Trump.
	I'm not asking for people to like Trump.
	I know that's esoteric.
	It's like liking the sex pistols.
	I appreciate them, but I understand if other people don't.
	But hating Biden is not that challenging.
	And I think everyone is on the same page that we have the worst president in history.
	But getting him out of there, getting women out of the ballot box, because you know it's going to be woman to re-elect him.
	That's going to take some time.
	But the damage he can do in five more years?
	But is it even him doing the damage?
	That's the big question.
	Well, it sure looks like it.
	Well, not only that, you would have to.
	I don't know what I'm saying.
	Listen.
	I know what you're saying.
	I'm going to put my hand in the back of Jerry Mahoney and Jerry Mahoney's doing the damage.
	You understand what I'm saying?
	Yeah.
	He's doing the real damage.
	That's what you have.
	You know, some people say this is Obama's third term.
	Right.
	I don't care.
	I don't care that Joe Biden is the face of it.
	I just know that the damage is being done.
	And if he continues for five years, it will be the same fucking shit crew that is destroying the country.
	Well, if he continues for five years, then either the election is rigged or people are just brain dead.
	Because even the people who voted for him and admitted they voted for him the first time are saying, I would never vote for him again.
	They would never vote for him again unless it's him against Trump.
	Unless what?
	Unless it's him against Trump.
	Anything but Trump.
	Then they'll vote for him again.
	Ew.
	Anything but Trump.
	Ew, Trump.
	You want some good news?
	Let's do some good news.
	You know what I have to say to people?
	I lie and I go, look, I don't like Trump.
	If he wanted to come over to my house for dinner, I'd say no.
	I like his policies.
	And liberals lap that up.
	I'm lying.
	I would fucking blow my dad to have Trump over for dinner.
	But I don't say that because you guys can't handle it.
	What did he do?
	What did he do that made people paid him a bus?
	He fucked a porn star?
	What's your problem?
	He's a racist.
	Tell it to Alice Sharpton who had his hands around.
	What thing did he do?
	Tell me.
	Oh, Mike Tyson.
	He was grabbing him like his brother.
	Hey, when he threw that football, man, he had a little kid.
	Do you see Mike Tyson hugging Joe Biden?
	That little kid fell down into the well.
	And he had a cold.
	What?
	And that well reservoir got everybody sick.
	That's not true.
	What?
	He hit that poor kid with a football, man.
	He knocked him right down.
	He threw a thing.
	it was at a football thing.
	Like the, the ball just bounced on the, I know.
	I do know.
	That's an idea, man.
	Come on.
	An idea?
	What are you talking about?
	You want some good news real quick?
	Sure.
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	That's right.
	That's fucking right.
	Damn it.
	All right, are we done?
	I got a quick thing that I think will make you smile.
	Oh, yeah, good news.
	Cappallot Cleanser?
	on a more positive mood.
	The good news is, Congratulations.
	Sorry to keep you waiting.
	I cheer up for happy that people eat animal dicks and jump out of helicopters.
	I gotta cry now from thinking about it.
	Okay.
	Why is this call-in thing still here when we don't want people to call in?
	Well, they could just ignore it.
	Or we could do this.
	But now it takes me that extra second to get all set up.
	So we like Sam Smith.
	Sam Smith's great.
	He's wonderful.
	He's the best.
	I like his satanic anti-genderism.
	Me too.
	So it's a good thing that he gets a warm welcome here in New York City, the melting pot, where you can find a woman from Ireland who's a big fan.
	You belong in hell!
	Sam Smith belongs in hell!
	You demonic, twisted, sick bastard!
	Leave the kids alone, you sick fucker!
	Sam Smith is a pedophile!
	Broom and the kids!
	You sick motherfucker, Sam Smith!
	You evil!
	God save the queen!
	That cheers me up.
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	What's your breakfast?

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