Feb. 17, 2023 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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| New York is Devil Monday One with Devon Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn Live. | |
| Here we are, Thursday nights. | |
| It's free. | |
| Lap it up, motherfuckers. | |
| We used to do this show in many different ways. | |
| It's meant to advertise the brand, but the strange part about this Thursday night show is it's nothing like any other show. | |
| It's a very unique show. | |
| It's become a cops and robber show. | |
| We have a bunch of cops and we have a robber. | |
| And we talk about shit. | |
| We go through cop videos. | |
| We take calls. | |
| We discuss the day's events. | |
| We also promote our sponsors. | |
| We don't do sponsors normally. | |
| So this show is meant to advertise the brand. | |
| It has nothing to do with the brand whatsoever. | |
| That opening band was Zulu, a very awesome hardcore band, black dudes. | |
| I think they're from LA. | |
| And they're not a big fan of the white guys, which hurts my feelings because I'm one of those dudes. | |
| But I can take it. | |
| I don't think you can enjoy art if you are hung up about what the people making the art feel. | |
| So if you hate me and you make good art, I don't care. | |
| I actually have friends that don't like me. | |
| Like Jay Johnson, one of the funniest people in the world, comedian in LA. | |
| Not a comedian, a funny dude in L.A. I don't think he's a big fan of the G. But when I go down there, I hang out with him. | |
| I torture him with my personality, and we have a good time. | |
| We have been drinking all day. | |
| We recording Anal Chinook songs with Rick Rubin. | |
| Rick Rubin came to my house and set up a studio. | |
| And we recorded seven of eight of our live songs. | |
| What's going on with that framing there, Ryan? | |
| It's avant-carde. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| So, Rick, thank you for the songs today. | |
| I don't know why you're cropped out like that. | |
| We recorded Pubic Lice, Women's Rights song, Red Blisters. | |
| We recorded a song about the ozone layer, a song about acid rain. | |
| It's weird recording songs from a 1980s hardcore band because none of these things exist anymore. | |
| There is no acid rain. | |
| There is no ozone layer problem anymore. | |
| That's like a Portlandia sketch where it's like, in 2023, you're going to be dead. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And it's like 2023? | |
| Well, back then, we were like, in 1990, we're all going to be dead. | |
| It's like, well, it's been 23 years since then. | |
| No, 33 years. | |
| We also have some cops here. | |
| John and John, retired cops from the Bronx. | |
| They will be confronting Rick Rubin about various cop videos we have. | |
| You might be asking, where the fuck is Maddie? | |
| True. | |
| Dude, do you know this story? | |
| No. | |
| I went to pick him up and he was dying of AIDS. | |
| What? | |
| He was doing the weirdest cough I've ever heard. | |
| We started out joking like, haha, what the fuck? | |
| What is that? | |
| And then 17 coughs later. | |
| What? | |
| Like it was non-stop coughs? | |
| Hey, man, are you okay? | |
| It was a weird, froggy, like, and he was puking. | |
| Jesus. | |
| He looks horrible. | |
| And he goes, should I come, boss? | |
| Should I come? | |
| And I was like, I'm not going to say yes to that. | |
| Make you sit on that chair, and then you die. | |
| And you died for a show. | |
| But what I was saying to John Budd, I'm going to call you Bud and Camo. | |
| What I said to Bud was, his dad died like five years ago when he was this age. | |
| So he's kind of living on borrowed time. | |
| Damn. | |
| I'm scared of that. | |
| Yeah, but what was that whole thing with selling the bongo drums in the meantime? | |
| His roommate is a Peruvian musician. | |
| So he was going to a concert to play bongos. |
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