Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #182
Aired: 2023-02-17
Duration: 04:59


=== Cops and Robber Show (04:34) ===

[00:00:15]  New York is Devil Monday One with Devon Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn Live.
[00:00:44]  Here we are, Thursday nights.
[00:00:46]  It's free.
[00:00:49]  Lap it up, motherfuckers.
[00:00:52]  We used to do this show in many different ways.
[00:00:55]  It's meant to advertise the brand, but the strange part about this Thursday night show is it's nothing like any other show.
[00:01:01]  It's a very unique show.
[00:01:03]  It's become a cops and robber show.
[00:01:06]  We have a bunch of cops and we have a robber.
[00:01:09]  And we talk about shit.
[00:01:11]  We go through cop videos.
[00:01:13]  We take calls.
[00:01:15]  We discuss the day's events.
[00:01:20]  We also promote our sponsors.
[00:01:22]  We don't do sponsors normally.
[00:01:23]  So this show is meant to advertise the brand.
[00:01:26]  It has nothing to do with the brand whatsoever.
[00:01:28]  That opening band was Zulu, a very awesome hardcore band, black dudes.
[00:01:36]  I think they're from LA.
[00:01:38]  And they're not a big fan of the white guys, which hurts my feelings because I'm one of those dudes.
[00:01:44]  But I can take it.
[00:01:46]  I don't think you can enjoy art if you are hung up about what the people making the art feel.
[00:01:54]  So if you hate me and you make good art, I don't care.
[00:01:57]  I actually have friends that don't like me.
[00:02:01]  Like Jay Johnson, one of the funniest people in the world, comedian in LA.
[00:02:06]  Not a comedian, a funny dude in L.A. I don't think he's a big fan of the G. But when I go down there, I hang out with him.
[00:02:11]  I torture him with my personality, and we have a good time.
[00:02:15]  We have been drinking all day.
[00:02:18]  We recording Anal Chinook songs with Rick Rubin.
[00:02:22]  Rick Rubin came to my house and set up a studio.
[00:02:26]  And we recorded seven of eight of our live songs.
[00:02:33]  What's going on with that framing there, Ryan?
[00:02:37]  It's avant-carde.
[00:02:39]  Oh, okay.
[00:02:40]  So, Rick, thank you for the songs today.
[00:02:43]  I don't know why you're cropped out like that.
[00:02:46]  We recorded Pubic Lice, Women's Rights song, Red Blisters.
[00:02:52]  We recorded a song about the ozone layer, a song about acid rain.
[00:02:59]  It's weird recording songs from a 1980s hardcore band because none of these things exist anymore.
[00:03:05]  There is no acid rain.
[00:03:07]  There is no ozone layer problem anymore.
[00:03:10]  That's like a Portlandia sketch where it's like, in 2023, you're going to be dead.
[00:03:14]  Yeah.
[00:03:15]  And it's like 2023?
[00:03:17]  Well, back then, we were like, in 1990, we're all going to be dead.
[00:03:24]  It's like, well, it's been 23 years since then.
[00:03:27]  No, 33 years.
[00:03:29]  We also have some cops here.
[00:03:31]  John and John, retired cops from the Bronx.
[00:03:35]  They will be confronting Rick Rubin about various cop videos we have.
[00:03:39]  You might be asking, where the fuck is Maddie?
[00:03:43]  True.
[00:03:44]  Dude, do you know this story?
[00:03:46]  No.
[00:03:47]  I went to pick him up and he was dying of AIDS.
[00:03:50]  What?
[00:03:52]  He was doing the weirdest cough I've ever heard.
[00:03:54]  We started out joking like, haha, what the fuck?
[00:03:57]  What is that?
[00:03:58]  And then 17 coughs later.
[00:04:02]  What?
[00:04:02]  Like it was non-stop coughs?
[00:04:04]  Hey, man, are you okay?
[00:04:07]  It was a weird, froggy, like, and he was puking.
[00:04:12]  Jesus.
[00:04:13]  He looks horrible.
[00:04:14]  And he goes, should I come, boss?
[00:04:16]  Should I come?
[00:04:16]  And I was like, I'm not going to say yes to that.
[00:04:20]  Make you sit on that chair, and then you die.
[00:04:23]  And you died for a show.
[00:04:25]  But what I was saying to John Budd, I'm going to call you Bud and Camo.
[00:04:31]  What I said to Bud was, his dad died like five years ago when he was this age.

=== Selling Bongo Drums? (00:23) ===

[00:04:40]  So he's kind of living on borrowed time.
[00:04:43]  Damn.
[00:04:44]  I'm scared of that.
[00:04:45]  Yeah, but what was that whole thing with selling the bongo drums in the meantime?
[00:04:50]  His roommate is a Peruvian musician.
[00:04:55]  So he was going to a concert to play bongos.