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Oh, Man's Pussy
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| Live from New York, it's Get Off My Juan with Gavin McQueen. | |
| Dove vai stasera? | |
| Che paura intorno, è la figlia del mondo. | |
| Sopra la rovina sono una regina, ma ma ma non so cosa salvare. | |
| Sono a pezzi, già mi manchi, occhi dolci, cuori infranti. | |
| Che spavento come il vento, questa terra sparirà nel silenzio della... | |
| Oh. | |
| home pussy I'm going to go to the next one. | |
| Hi, welcome back. | |
| Hey, I just got lost thinking about a man's pussy. | |
| Like, uh, girls probably talk about their pussies when they're together. | |
| I don't know. | |
| We can talk about our dinks. | |
| And it's funny talking about dinks because they're funny looking. | |
| But women probably they talk about what are you doing? | |
| Major Keeler. | |
| They uh there are probably a bunch of women sitting around talking about their pussies, and then the guy who hasn't even told them that he had a sex change and he's been he's passing, right? | |
| And then they're like, oh, yeah, yeah, oh, I gotta, I gotta wash it sometimes. | |
| It smells if I don't wash it very much. | |
| And then he's like, yeah, me too. | |
| But there's just something not right. | |
| And then they talk about menstruating. | |
| And they're like, oh, my God, my first period, I was wearing white pants. | |
| And I got, oh, I was so embarrassed. | |
| I was 16. | |
| What about you, Cly? | |
| He's always got a weird name, right? | |
| And he's like, does he go, oh, I was wearing white too. | |
| I was playing tennis and I got it on my tennis shorts. | |
| I'm like, oh, my God, that must have been so embarrassing. | |
| Or does he go, oh, I have a man-made pussy. | |
| So no menstruating for me. | |
| I'm a dude who turned into a chick. | |
| So I can understand maybe a third of what you guys are talking about, like getting fucked and stuff. | |
| But when you talk about menstruation and the smells and stuff. | |
| I got to peace out. | |
| Is that what happens? | |
| What a strange. | |
| Like you've made us tolerate your world, and you've insisted that we not just tolerate it, but respect it and get involved in it. | |
| So we're going to impose logic at some point, right? | |
| This happens with games. | |
| I've noticed that with comic books when I was a kid, I'd be reading the letters page. | |
| I was into the Flash when I was young. | |
| And I'd be reading the letters page, and they'd be saying, yeah, one question. | |
| In the issue 10 when he was fighting Chunk, wouldn't the air friction of traveling at 500 miles an hour burn up his suit? | |
| And the response from the guys who make the comic was always the same. | |
| It was always, it's a comic book. | |
| But I realized when I was reading those letters that it was guys who were too old to be reading comic books. | |
| Because as an eight-year-old, I didn't fucking think, hey, the flash is going too fast. | |
| But as an 18-year-old, you start to impose logic. | |
| And we don't get it. | |
| Anyway, we talked about it enough, homos, last time. | |
| This is the chick episode. | |
| So ladies, prepare to get laidified. | |
| Prepare to get laid. | |
| That opening song was La Represantante di Lista by Chow Chow. | |
| Representante. | |
| It's a popular song because it was on White Lotus season two, which I got a lot of flack for supporting. | |
| Some people say, why'd you make me watch this gay shit? | |
| It was a really good series. | |
| I stand by it. | |
| I can see if you didn't like the first series, first season. | |
| But the second season of White Lotus. | |
| I'm not arguing with you. | |
| Have you seen it? | |
| No. | |
| We're watching a show now called The Last of Us. | |
| Oh, I wish you were being that show. | |
| Because then I would be dead. | |
| Yes. | |
| That's what I'm going for. | |
| That's the zombie show with the pollen or the mold, right? | |
| Well, technically, they're not zombies, okay? | |
| It is a fungus that takes over the host, kind of like a parasitic, you know. | |
| So you sat and watched that big gay scene that Anthony and I watched on Wednesday with the two guys with the beard? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Kofferman's the good actor. | |
| They wanted to ruin Ron Swanson for us, I guess. | |
| They did a lot of it. | |
| They did a great job. | |
| He did a good job with his stand-up. | |
| He's like, well, the reason rednecks are racist is because. | |