Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E214 - MINOR DETAIL McINNES
Aired: 2023-02-07
Duration: 04:57


=== Oh, Man's Pussy (04:43) ===

[00:00:14]  Live from New York, it's Get Off My Juan with Gavin McQueen.
[00:00:20]  Dove vai stasera?
[00:00:22]  Che paura intorno, è la figlia del mondo.
[00:00:26]  Sopra la rovina sono una regina, ma ma ma non so cosa salvare.
[00:00:35]  Sono a pezzi, già mi manchi, occhi dolci, cuori infranti.
[00:00:43]  Che spavento come il vento, questa terra sparirà nel silenzio della...
[00:00:49]  Oh.
[00:00:53]  home pussy I'm going to go to the next one.
[00:01:02]  Hi, welcome back.
[00:01:04]  Hey, I just got lost thinking about a man's pussy.
[00:01:10]  Like, uh, girls probably talk about their pussies when they're together.
[00:01:14]  I don't know.
[00:01:16]  We can talk about our dinks.
[00:01:20]  And it's funny talking about dinks because they're funny looking.
[00:01:22]  But women probably they talk about what are you doing?
[00:01:25]  Major Keeler.
[00:01:27]  They uh there are probably a bunch of women sitting around talking about their pussies, and then the guy who hasn't even told them that he had a sex change and he's been he's passing, right?
[00:01:37]  And then they're like, oh, yeah, yeah, oh, I gotta, I gotta wash it sometimes.
[00:01:41]  It smells if I don't wash it very much.
[00:01:43]  And then he's like, yeah, me too.
[00:01:45]  But there's just something not right.
[00:01:47]  And then they talk about menstruating.
[00:01:49]  And they're like, oh, my God, my first period, I was wearing white pants.
[00:01:54]  And I got, oh, I was so embarrassed.
[00:01:56]  I was 16.
[00:01:57]  What about you, Cly?
[00:01:59]  He's always got a weird name, right?
[00:02:00]  And he's like, does he go, oh, I was wearing white too.
[00:02:04]  I was playing tennis and I got it on my tennis shorts.
[00:02:08]  I'm like, oh, my God, that must have been so embarrassing.
[00:02:11]  Or does he go, oh, I have a man-made pussy.
[00:02:14]  So no menstruating for me.
[00:02:16]  I'm a dude who turned into a chick.
[00:02:20]  So I can understand maybe a third of what you guys are talking about, like getting fucked and stuff.
[00:02:24]  But when you talk about menstruation and the smells and stuff.
[00:02:28]  I got to peace out.
[00:02:31]  Is that what happens?
[00:02:33]  What a strange.
[00:02:35]  Like you've made us tolerate your world, and you've insisted that we not just tolerate it, but respect it and get involved in it.
[00:02:44]  So we're going to impose logic at some point, right?
[00:02:48]  This happens with games.
[00:02:49]  I've noticed that with comic books when I was a kid, I'd be reading the letters page.
[00:02:54]  I was into the Flash when I was young.
[00:02:56]  And I'd be reading the letters page, and they'd be saying, yeah, one question.
[00:03:01]  In the issue 10 when he was fighting Chunk, wouldn't the air friction of traveling at 500 miles an hour burn up his suit?
[00:03:09]  And the response from the guys who make the comic was always the same.
[00:03:13]  It was always, it's a comic book.
[00:03:15]  But I realized when I was reading those letters that it was guys who were too old to be reading comic books.
[00:03:21]  Because as an eight-year-old, I didn't fucking think, hey, the flash is going too fast.
[00:03:27]  But as an 18-year-old, you start to impose logic.
[00:03:30]  And we don't get it.
[00:03:31]  Anyway, we talked about it enough, homos, last time.
[00:03:36]  This is the chick episode.
[00:03:38]  So ladies, prepare to get laidified.
[00:03:41]  Prepare to get laid.
[00:03:43]  That opening song was La Represantante di Lista by Chow Chow.
[00:03:51]  Representante.
[00:03:52]  It's a popular song because it was on White Lotus season two, which I got a lot of flack for supporting.
[00:03:58]  Some people say, why'd you make me watch this gay shit?
[00:04:00]  It was a really good series.
[00:04:02]  I stand by it.
[00:04:03]  I can see if you didn't like the first series, first season.
[00:04:07]  But the second season of White Lotus.
[00:04:09]  I'm not arguing with you.
[00:04:15]  Have you seen it?
[00:04:16]  No.
[00:04:17]  We're watching a show now called The Last of Us.
[00:04:20]  Oh, I wish you were being that show.
[00:04:23]  Because then I would be dead.
[00:04:26]  Yes.
[00:04:26]  That's what I'm going for.
[00:04:27]  That's the zombie show with the pollen or the mold, right?
[00:04:30]  Well, technically, they're not zombies, okay?
[00:04:32]  It is a fungus that takes over the host, kind of like a parasitic, you know.
[00:04:36]  So you sat and watched that big gay scene that Anthony and I watched on Wednesday with the two guys with the beard?
[00:04:43]  Yeah.
[00:04:45]  Kofferman's the good actor.
[00:04:48]  They wanted to ruin Ron Swanson for us, I guess.
[00:04:51]  They did a lot of it.
[00:04:51]  They did a great job.
[00:04:52]  He did a good job with his stand-up.
[00:04:54]  He's like, well, the reason rednecks are racist is because.