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Feb. 3, 2023 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
04:59
GOML LIVE #181 - COPS AND ROBBER "SHITTY COPS"
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Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn Live.
That was Demon Something 13.
What are they called?
Demon System 13.
Demon System 13, an old hardcore band from Sweden from the 90s that are back.
They're back in the old as hell.
30 years plus.
Yeah.
That's basically my entire life is 95 till now.
Before that, you know, you're basically a fag when you're 20.
Right, we're all agreed on that?
Yep.
Yeah, I guess.
Yeah.
You're coming into yourself.
Well, when you're 20, you will do whatever a girl tells you to do, including grow dreads.
You grow dreads?
I did have dreads for age 20, yeah.
And learn French.
What?
The only way again you get laid when you're 20.
Anything.
Anything.
Absolutely.
Made aid in murder.
Welcome back to Cop Panel.
We've got Neil and Tim and John.
Didn't have Neil last week, but we had him before.
I'm worried about next week, though.
Why that?
Because John and Tim are going to be away.
Neil, will you join us?
I should be able to be on scene.
Good.
Fingers crossed.
You know what I was thinking about, hobby?
What about Izzy?
We could talk to him.
He might do it.
Yeah, he was a cop in the Bronx.
Izzy?
Oh.
Oh, he was.
Izzy, that black dude who was a cop in the Bronx, but he quit after his nephew got killed by cops.
Oh.
Wow.
And his nephew was a cop.
His nephew was also fucking wasted waving a gun around, and they told him to put it down, and he didn't listen.
Is that the guy on Webster Avenue at the Strip Club?
No, not the Strip Club.
It was where you get those murder burgers at White Castle.
Murder burgers.
Murder burgers?
Yeah.
Or belly bombers?
Maybe.
This would probably be like 10 years ago.
But I'll find out.
He's a good guy.
Yeah, don't wave guns at cops.
That's always been my number one rule.
No, he was, I think there was a guy down there intoxicated, drinking some beers, hanging out.
Black guy.
Cop.
I thought he was Spanish.
I think he's an Afro, like whatever you want to call it.
And it really shook him up a lot.
That was in the 4-6 present, right by the Webster and the Cross Bronx.
I remember that.
That sounds like the right thing.
You might be talking about the same person.
Because Izzy tried to get his brother to talk to that dude, the cop who shot him, and he's like, I don't want to fucking talk to that guy.
Yeah, Freddy was real shook up about that.
He was a great cop.
He still is.
Oh, he still is.
He's retired now, so.
He's not retarded.
He's a fucking genius.
You're retarded.
Fuck you.
So welcome back to the panel, and welcome back our co-host, Maddie O'Dell.
All right, everybody.
Good to see you.
Good to be seeing.
And I've never done this before, but how do you not welcome back Ryan Rivera over here?
Take the shitty.
I appreciate it.
Sorry you're back.
I wish you weren't back.
I don't know how to undo that.
Can we pay him to go away?
And if you want to know why, it might be because you have the hair of a fucking sheepdog in a cartoon.
I guess the term is cartoon sheepdog.
Judge me not by my hair, but my stuff.
Of course you judge someone by their hair.
If there's one thing you're in control of, it's your fucking hair.
Not if you're going bald.
That's true.
True.
That's true.
But you have ways to deal with that.
That's a good point.
Rogue, baby.
I would know.
Like, what's that?
Jamie Siskin.
Is that his name?
Jamie Raskin.
Raskin.
We always made fun of him.
He has the ugliest hair in the history of politics.
And now God gave him cancer just out of pure being annoyed.
Oh, my God.
Does he really have cancer?
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Poor guy.
Hey, don't shoot the message.
He must have done something bad.
Yeah, God gave him cancer because of his.
So now he's a hat guy?
So now he wears a fortune-teller hat.
Holy shit.
Like, what are you doing?
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