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Welcome Back to GOMML
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| Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn Live. | |
| That was Demon Something 13. | |
| What are they called? | |
| Demon System 13. | |
| Demon System 13, an old hardcore band from Sweden from the 90s that are back. | |
| They're back in the old as hell. | |
| 30 years plus. | |
| Yeah. | |
| That's basically my entire life is 95 till now. | |
| Before that, you know, you're basically a fag when you're 20. | |
| Right, we're all agreed on that? | |
| Yep. | |
| Yeah, I guess. | |
| Yeah. | |
| You're coming into yourself. | |
| Well, when you're 20, you will do whatever a girl tells you to do, including grow dreads. | |
| You grow dreads? | |
| I did have dreads for age 20, yeah. | |
| And learn French. | |
| What? | |
| The only way again you get laid when you're 20. | |
| Anything. | |
| Anything. | |
| Absolutely. | |
| Made aid in murder. | |
| Welcome back to Cop Panel. | |
| We've got Neil and Tim and John. | |
| Didn't have Neil last week, but we had him before. | |
| I'm worried about next week, though. | |
| Why that? | |
| Because John and Tim are going to be away. | |
| Neil, will you join us? | |
| I should be able to be on scene. | |
| Good. | |
| Fingers crossed. | |
| You know what I was thinking about, hobby? | |
| What about Izzy? | |
| We could talk to him. | |
| He might do it. | |
| Yeah, he was a cop in the Bronx. | |
| Izzy? | |
| Oh. | |
| Oh, he was. | |
| Izzy, that black dude who was a cop in the Bronx, but he quit after his nephew got killed by cops. | |
| Oh. | |
| Wow. | |
| And his nephew was a cop. | |
| His nephew was also fucking wasted waving a gun around, and they told him to put it down, and he didn't listen. | |
| Is that the guy on Webster Avenue at the Strip Club? | |
| No, not the Strip Club. | |
| It was where you get those murder burgers at White Castle. | |
| Murder burgers. | |
| Murder burgers? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Or belly bombers? | |
| Maybe. | |
| This would probably be like 10 years ago. | |
| But I'll find out. | |
| He's a good guy. | |
| Yeah, don't wave guns at cops. | |
| That's always been my number one rule. | |
| No, he was, I think there was a guy down there intoxicated, drinking some beers, hanging out. | |
| Black guy. | |
| Cop. | |
| I thought he was Spanish. | |
| I think he's an Afro, like whatever you want to call it. | |
| And it really shook him up a lot. | |
| That was in the 4-6 present, right by the Webster and the Cross Bronx. | |
| I remember that. | |
| That sounds like the right thing. | |
| You might be talking about the same person. | |
| Because Izzy tried to get his brother to talk to that dude, the cop who shot him, and he's like, I don't want to fucking talk to that guy. | |
| Yeah, Freddy was real shook up about that. | |
| He was a great cop. | |
| He still is. | |
| Oh, he still is. | |
| He's retired now, so. | |
| He's not retarded. | |
| He's a fucking genius. | |
| You're retarded. | |
| Fuck you. | |
| So welcome back to the panel, and welcome back our co-host, Maddie O'Dell. | |
| All right, everybody. | |
| Good to see you. | |
| Good to be seeing. | |
| And I've never done this before, but how do you not welcome back Ryan Rivera over here? | |
| Take the shitty. | |
| I appreciate it. | |
| Sorry you're back. | |
| I wish you weren't back. | |
| I don't know how to undo that. | |
| Can we pay him to go away? | |
| And if you want to know why, it might be because you have the hair of a fucking sheepdog in a cartoon. | |
| I guess the term is cartoon sheepdog. | |
| Judge me not by my hair, but my stuff. | |
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God's Punishment?
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| Of course you judge someone by their hair. | |
| If there's one thing you're in control of, it's your fucking hair. | |
| Not if you're going bald. | |
| That's true. | |
| True. | |
| That's true. | |
| But you have ways to deal with that. | |
| That's a good point. | |
| Rogue, baby. | |
| I would know. | |
| Like, what's that? | |
| Jamie Siskin. | |
| Is that his name? | |
| Jamie Raskin. | |
| Raskin. | |
| We always made fun of him. | |
| He has the ugliest hair in the history of politics. | |
| And now God gave him cancer just out of pure being annoyed. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Does he really have cancer? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Oh, man. | |
| Poor guy. | |
| Hey, don't shoot the message. | |
| He must have done something bad. | |
| Yeah, God gave him cancer because of his. | |
| So now he's a hat guy? | |
| So now he wears a fortune-teller hat. | |
| Holy shit. | |
| Like, what are you doing? | |