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I Wish I Was Special
00:04:45
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| Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes. | |
| What you're here for, couldn't lock you in the eye. | |
| You're just like an angel. | |
| Your skin makes me cry. | |
| You won't like a better, in a beautiful world. | |
| I wish I was special, so fucking special. | |
| I'm going here You definitely do not belong there, Joe. | |
| I think we're all unanimous. | |
| I think I read recently 72% of Democrats say that the documents, the top secret classified documents in the garage are the end of Joe. | |
| I think that's just like a thing. | |
| It's just a random excuse. | |
| Like say you were in a relationship and the dude kept cheating on you, beating the shit out of you, doing heroin. | |
| And then he like slapped your mom. | |
| You're like, this mom slap is enough. | |
| It's not the mom slap. | |
| It's every fucking thing he's done. | |
| done you losers chose him you keep choosing these fucking freaks Eric Swalwell even Nancy Pelosi Chuck Schumer. | |
| It's a loser convention. | |
| Yet they keep winning. | |
| I smell corruption. | |
| Maddie Odell sent me a John Fetterman thing. | |
| Did he send it to you? | |
| He did, yeah. | |
| Oh, so he likes you as much as me? | |
| Maybe even more. | |
| See if you can pull that up. | |
| Because you see the people while he's talking, and you can tell they voted for him. | |
| And they're just like, what the fuck was I thinking? | |
| Oh, well, at least I can have abortions. | |
| And he's pro-working class. | |
| Who are they going to run? | |
| Gavin Newsom? | |
| The man who ruined California? | |
| Look at the fucking borders. | |
| Imagine going, being in California, seeing the COVID hypocrisy that Gavin Newsom perpetrated and just going, I think we have presidential material here. | |
| We've got a winner. | |
| Yeah, this is it. | |
| I think every man that ever plays football in high school was at a kind of like a trade-out kind of football camp. | |
| A trade-out? | |
| You see that guy in the background? | |
| He's like, what have we done? | |
| This is not good. | |
| That's America with Biden now. | |
| So we got a My Pet Biden segment. | |
| I want to get into that. | |
| I want to talk about Louis C.K. and we got to do a few Tyree Nichols updates. | |
| We'll see what we have time for here. | |
| I chose that song to sort of foreshadow the imminent investigation of the worst president in American history. | |
| But I was going to go with Sam Smith's new hit. | |
| He's managed to out-skeeve the fucking unholy video. | |
| Look at this. | |
| I don't even want to call him a faggot. | |
| It's like an insult to homosexuals. | |
| He's sub-fag. | |
| Yeah, gays sure are. | |
| This is what happens when they always say if you want to ruin a man, give him everything he wants. | |
| If you want to ruin him, a fag, it's even worse. | |
| Look at this. | |
| It's just like gross. | |
| Remember before he was nauseating? | |
| Used to be like an okay homo, you didn't mind. | |
| Go to 1-3. | |
| He'd have on like a pea coat and a suit on, and you'd be like, okay, fag, go do your thing. | |
| Like, that's just a gay British guy. | |
| Very Smiths. | |
| Almost like the gay Michael Bouble. | |
| He almost had. | |
| Yeah, just like, go do your thing. | |
| I don't want to hear about it. | |
| Enjoy yourself. | |
| Go to your little gay things and do gay stuff. | |
| Now it's just like, he's just pouring cum all over your face. | |
| Yeah. | |