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Cop Talk Segment
00:04:54
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| I'm sick of all these witches and robots full of shit. | |
| Fucking bitches because you live alive from New York. | |
| It's get off my mind. | |
| I know my chicken, you cute. | |
| I know what you want to do. | |
| I know what you are now, witches and warlocks. | |
| I'm full of shit. | |
| Pumpkin and Popsoms, I'm sick of it. | |
| You keep interrupting me. | |
| All of it's locks. | |
| Because you're lying. | |
| That's why every goddamn thing out of your people's mouths doesn't have proof. | |
| You said it was all over. | |
| You told us to stop. | |
| You. | |
| Oh, God. | |
| Bye. | |
| Witches and warlocks, you're full of shit. | |
| Pumpkin and popsoms. | |
| I'm sick of it. | |
| You keep interrupting me. | |
| All of it's what? | |
| Because you're lying. | |
| That's what. | |
| Witches and warlocks, you're full of shit. | |
| Pumpkin and popsoms. | |
| I'm sick of it. | |
| It's a really good song by a guy named Jonathan Mann. | |
| It's called Alex Jones Breaks Up with QAnon. | |
| Jonathan Mann records a song every day. | |
| He's been doing it for 14 years. | |
| Thousands and thousands of songs. | |
| Unfortunately, he's a lefty. | |
| Not a very impressive creative dude. | |
| When I was watching this, I was like, is he making fun of Alex Jones? | |
| Because I love this song because I love Alex Jones. | |
| But he is making fun of him. | |
| But the funny thing about art is, you know, it's up to interpretation. | |
| And when you hear someone sampling Alex Jones and saying stuff like that, like, I guess the left sees a complete idiot lunatic. | |
| And I see a really fun, cool guy. | |
| I actually, you know what one of my emotions is when I see this? | |
| Jealousy. | |
| I'm like, I got to yell more. | |
| He's so bombastic and effective. | |
| So I guess inspiration, jealousy, admiration. | |
| That's what I feel when I see this video. | |
| But I scrolled through the guy's Twitter to see what his politics were. | |
| And of course, he's against Cop City 1-2. | |
| This is so fucked. | |
| I'm not sure people realize just how bad this Cop City project is. | |
| It's where they're going to practice racism. | |
| That's what cop training is. | |
| You know what? | |
| I'm doing a new segment, Cop Talk. | |
| Can you guys help me make an interstitial that's as good as a final video or mailbag? | |
| Cop talk, talking about cop's day. | |
| Wait, wait, I shouldn't have a... | |
| What? | |
| *cough* | |
| Cop Talk talking about cops today. | |
| Cop Talk talking about cops tonight. | |
| Oh, it's talking about cops. | |
| That's the music. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And then you have a bunch of cop stuff. | |
| And I'll have to get this guy to make me a cop thing that looks like that. | |
| But it's just so much cop shit. | |
| We have a War on Cops one that's super cool. | |
| We never, ever use it. | |
| Only for Skypes. | |
| Okay. | |
| Scratch that. | |
| Do not make one. | |
| We have War on Cops. | |
| So it's a big thing like that? | |
| What do you mean? | |
| Like it's as good as... | |
| Oh. | |
| Yeah, we're down to background. | |
| We still need the song. | |
| Okay, so the background's done. | |
| Yes. | |
| The background's done. | |
| Okay, cool. | |
| Cool. | |
| That's very cool. | |
| It's cool. | |
| So we're going to get into this because on Friday, we told you about the idiots who were arrested fucking with cops over Cop City. | |
| Truck the police. | |
| They put in a bunch of barricades and stuff. | |
| And then one of them, since we last saw you, got shot dead in the head. | |
| No, no, no, sorry. | |
| He got shot on Friday. | |
| We all saw that. | |
| But on Saturday, they burned Atlanta to the ground. | |
| And the guy who just made that song agrees with them. | |
| Apparently, you shouldn't have training grounds. | |
| I talked to a cop who got trained there. | |
| He got trained in the old thing. | |
| It was just an abandoned prison. | |
| Like, guys, they got to train. | |
| Love cops, hate cops. | |
| They have to train. | |
| And by the way, no one else is talking about this. | |
| Firemen are trained there too. | |
| And first responders. | |
| You need those things in a society. | |
| Go have a heart attack. | |
| Try to rely on your community. | |
| Like, go have your fucking, your pipes blow up. | |
| Go rely on your community. | |
| Have someone break into your house. | |
| Go rely on your community. | |
| Well, we all, we don't call 911 for that one. | |
| We just shoot them. | |
| But so this is the thing that he liked. | |
| Atlanta is planning on building a $90 million training ground in the forest to practice urban warfare tactics. | |