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Got The Party Jumpin
00:04:34
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| This bitch is here in my life talking about I hear the bump talking about live from New York. | |
| She's trying to get off my lawn with me with it. | |
| And then she talked about it. | |
| You know this shit, we fucking comment. | |
| We fucking done it. | |
| We fucking run it to the money. | |
| Got the party fucking jumpin'. | |
| I pull up stunting. | |
| I'm watching it. | |
| I'm anything. | |
| We got pipes, we ain't jumping. | |
| I'm watching. | |
| I fuck up on your beer. | |
| God damn, why you frontin? | |
| Call up, bro, like what we doing? | |
| He said we finna hit a lick. | |
| We gon' make a movie. | |
| Oh, there it is. | |
| That is the jam. | |
| That is the winter jam. | |
| Who is that now that we just heard? | |
| Where are you going? | |
| We're having some technical difficulties here, folks. | |
| Sorry to start so late. | |
| It's 8.05. | |
| We're five minutes in. | |
| Maddie's picture isn't working. | |
| We froze there for a second. | |
| We don't know who that was that introduced the thing McDoodle. | |
| This is Gold Soul and your fave ex-boyfriend. | |
| What do you mean? | |
| Not your favorite ex-boyfriend. | |
| That's the name of the guy. | |
| Oh, oh, oh. | |
| I thought you knew about my ex-boyfriends. | |
| I assumed that was a secret. | |
| I don't know your favorite. | |
| I'm not afraid now. | |
| Welcome back, Maddie Odell. | |
| The Thursday night co-host. | |
| Hopefully I don't look as bad as two weeks ago. | |
| And with my surgery, after the pale. | |
| Well, you just had your heart fucking examined. | |
| You look like the logo for the camera company. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Hey, I'm not a good-looking guy. | |
| So we've got a marathon coming up on Monday. | |
| We're starting it on Hanukkah to Christmas Eve. | |
| But I'm a little concerned because we've never done a five-day long show. | |
| No breaks. | |
| And I will prove that it's real. | |
| I'll have the newspaper there. | |
| We'll be taking calls. | |
| But now I'm worried that it's not going to go smoothly. | |
| I ordered all the meth. | |
| Good. | |
| Don't give away our secrets. | |
| Oh, shoot. | |
| Shit. | |
| Did you plug it in? | |
| It's got power. | |
| This does not make for good TV, by the way. | |
| People discussing technical things. | |
| While you figure that out. | |
| Well, I guess you can't do that either because you have to show the graphics for it. | |
| Today we had Nick Oaks in the studio. | |
| He's the proud boy who's going away for four years for trespassing on the Capitol. | |
| Him and his buddy were there. | |
| They were reporting for their Telegram show, Murder the Media. | |
| But because he's a proud boy, four years in prison. | |
| That was the guy who was in Vegas, right? | |
| You see him in the crowd? | |
| Yeah, yes. | |
| Yeah, that was the guy. | |
| And we said, come on backstage, let's hang out. | |
| And then we were all leaving immediately. | |
| And he just went back to his hotel. | |
| We didn't end up partying. | |
| Well, he's on a pre-trial release. | |
| We'll party with him tonight. | |
| Nice. | |
| Proudboys picked him up and they're taking him off to the city for steak dinner. | |
| There you go. | |
| Keen Steakhouse and all that. | |
| Thank you, Maddie, very much for the Christmas present. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| I got Basil Hayden. | |
| That's good stuff. | |
| Which is fantastic stuff. | |
| And I've never even seen this before. | |
| Nature's Mark Cask Strength. | |
| 110.9 proof. | |
| Good stuff. | |
| We just had a sip as we were rolling. | |
| It can't be a coincidence that we started having technical difficulties right after, but I've never had, I've had moonshine before. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I guess this is moonshine. | |
| Most moonshine is 110 proof. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So you take a sip, then you have the tinglies, and then about five minutes later, you feel prickles in your hands. | |
|
Partaking Oh
00:00:29
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| It's a nice little pow on the tongue. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I might have to come up there and have a little nippy sweetie. | |
| Be my guest. | |
| Bye. | |
| Hey, Huh. | |
| China, Chino. | |
| Because since my surgery, I haven't been able to partake. | |
| Oh, really? | |
| In the last two days, I've been. | |
| Partaking. | |
| What did you do today? | |
| You got drunk at the bar? | |
| Yeah, so many people were like, oh, you're drinking? | |