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This bitch is here in my life talking about I hear the bump talking about live from New York.
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She's trying to get off my lawn with me with it.
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And then she talked about it.
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You know this shit, we fucking comment.
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We fucking done it.
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We fucking run it to the money.
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Got the party fucking jumpin'.
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I pull up stunting.
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I'm watching it.
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I'm anything.
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We got pipes, we ain't jumping.
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I'm watching.
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I fuck up on your beer.
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God damn, why you frontin?
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Call up, bro, like what we doing?
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He said we finna hit a lick.
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We gon' make a movie.
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Oh, there it is.
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That is the jam.
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That is the winter jam.
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Who is that now that we just heard?
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Where are you going?
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We're having some technical difficulties here, folks.
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Sorry to start so late.
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It's 8.05.
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We're five minutes in.
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Maddie's picture isn't working.
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We froze there for a second.
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We don't know who that was that introduced the thing McDoodle.
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This is Gold Soul and your fave ex-boyfriend.
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What do you mean?
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Not your favorite ex-boyfriend.
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That's the name of the guy.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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I thought you knew about my ex-boyfriends.
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I assumed that was a secret.
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I don't know your favorite.
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I'm not afraid now.
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Welcome back, Maddie Odell.
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The Thursday night co-host.
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Hopefully I don't look as bad as two weeks ago.
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And with my surgery, after the pale.
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Well, you just had your heart fucking examined.
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You look like the logo for the camera company.
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Yeah.
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Hey, I'm not a good-looking guy.
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So we've got a marathon coming up on Monday.
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We're starting it on Hanukkah to Christmas Eve.
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But I'm a little concerned because we've never done a five-day long show.
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No breaks.
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And I will prove that it's real.
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I'll have the newspaper there.
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We'll be taking calls.
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But now I'm worried that it's not going to go smoothly.
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I ordered all the meth.
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Good.
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Don't give away our secrets.
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Oh, shoot.
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Shit.
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Did you plug it in?
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It's got power.
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This does not make for good TV, by the way.
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People discussing technical things.
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While you figure that out.
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Well, I guess you can't do that either because you have to show the graphics for it.
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Today we had Nick Oaks in the studio.
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He's the proud boy who's going away for four years for trespassing on the Capitol.
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Him and his buddy were there.
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They were reporting for their Telegram show, Murder the Media.
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But because he's a proud boy, four years in prison.
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That was the guy who was in Vegas, right?
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You see him in the crowd?
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Yeah, yes.
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Yeah, that was the guy.
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And we said, come on backstage, let's hang out.
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And then we were all leaving immediately.
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And he just went back to his hotel.
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We didn't end up partying.
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Well, he's on a pre-trial release.
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We'll party with him tonight.
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Nice.
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Proudboys picked him up and they're taking him off to the city for steak dinner.
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There you go.
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Keen Steakhouse and all that.
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Thank you, Maddie, very much for the Christmas present.
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Oh, yeah.
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I got Basil Hayden.
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That's good stuff.
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Which is fantastic stuff.
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And I've never even seen this before.
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Nature's Mark Cask Strength.
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110.9 proof.
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Good stuff.
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We just had a sip as we were rolling.
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It can't be a coincidence that we started having technical difficulties right after, but I've never had, I've had moonshine before.
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Yeah.
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I guess this is moonshine.
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Most moonshine is 110 proof.
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Yeah.
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So you take a sip, then you have the tinglies, and then about five minutes later, you feel prickles in your hands.
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It's a nice little pow on the tongue.
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Yeah.
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I might have to come up there and have a little nippy sweetie.
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Be my guest.
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Bye.
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Hey, Huh.
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China, Chino.
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Because since my surgery, I haven't been able to partake.
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Oh, really?
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In the last two days, I've been.
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Partaking.
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What did you do today?
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You got drunk at the bar?
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Yeah, so many people were like, oh, you're drinking?
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