Of course, our favorite type of music, Witch House.
You know Witch House, right?
It's that form of electronic music that emerged in the late 2000s, born from an electric pool of influences, including drum programming and rhythms derived from southern hip-hop, Memphis rap, the sludge of hypnotic and serial sound mixing techniques of chopped and screwed the minimal, gothic, and sorrowful, dark wave, and ethereal wave.
I'd like to hear Lex Friedman do that.
Hey, Lex Friedman.
Go to Wikipedia and read the rock and roll, the definition of rock and roll.
He can make anything boring.
Rock and roll was invented.
Let's see.
Does it take you a while to pull him up?
I can pull this up.
Assad is really spending some money on PR.
Israel's really getting out there.
That's my conviction.
He came out of nowhere and was getting the best guests in the world and is incredibly popular, and he has zero charisma.
Zero.
That's not even close to true.
So I think it's part of the Israeli secret police, the Mossad.
The same way they created the Epstein thing so they could blackmail Clintons.
They created him so that he could make Jews sound better and do exactly what he did with Kanye, which is push back on you a little there.
I got to push back on that real quick.
Rock and roll, often written as rock ambersant roll, comma, rock.
You're not coming up to speaker, by the way.
Is it hard to hear me whispering like that?
Yeah.
I don't understand why.
Sorry, go back, Lex.
Let's hear you define.
Well, rock and roll, often written as rock ambersant roll, rock and roll with the letter N. Or rock and roll with only one apostrophe.
Is a genre of popular music that evolved in the United States during the late 1940s and early 50s.
Boo.
Oh wow.
I can't even scare people.
No, keep going, though.
I used to read that just to crack myself up.
1940s and early 50s.
It originated from African American music such as jazz, rhythm and blues, boogie woogie, and gospel, as well as country music.
While rock and roll's formative elements can be heard in blues records from the 1920s and in country records in the 1930s, the genre did not acquire its name until 1954.
Alright, that's enough.
According to journalist Greg Cott, I remembered it being way funnier.
I remembered it saying things like, it's made up of A chords and C chords and a rhythmic beat that is usually faster than, it's really clinical.
And that sounds a little woke, too.
It came from blacks.
Really?
Were there a lot of African guitars around at the time?
No.
Here's what rock and roll is.
It's freed slaves.
It's the rage of the Irish, freed slaves, and their guitars, and the beat and rage and excitement of the blacks and their drums and their beat.
So it's a very unified thing.
Of course, in modern America, everything is about bigotry, and we have to make it all about racism, and we stole it.
And Elvis was a hero to me, but I mean, Elvis was a hero to most, but to me, he was a racist.
Straight and plain.
Motherfuck him and John Wayne, because I'm black and I'm proud.