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Hey Shell, We Were Wild Then
00:04:42
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| Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes. | |
| I walked across that burning bridge, mailed my letter off to Dallas, but her reply came from Anchorage, Alaska. | |
| She said, hey girl, it's about time you wrote me. | |
| It's been over two years, you know, my old friend. | |
| Take me back to the days of the foreign telegrams. | |
| And me all night rock and rolling. | |
| Hey, Shell, we were wild then. | |
| I love the keyboards. | |
| Hey, Shell, you know it's kind of funny. | |
| Oh, it seems so big, but you know you'll be the large stay in the union with your anchor, anchoring. | |
| Hey, girl, I think the last time I saw you was on Mi and Leroy's wedding day. | |
| What was the name of that love song? | |
| Can you go forward in it? | |
| I forgot how it goes. | |
| It doesn't look like there's a player. | |
| Great jam. | |
| She goes, what's it like to live in... | |
| Why am I getting teary-eyed? | |
| What does that song remind you of? | |
| What's it like to be in New York City? | |
| New York City, imagine that. | |
| What's it like to be a skateboard punk rocker? | |
| Leroy says, send a picture. | |
| Leroy says, hello? | |
| Friends, keep it in touch. | |
| I'm very menopausal today. | |
| And I also, I walk into work from the parking lot, and I'm like, why do I feel like my outfit sucks? | |
| And then I see myself in the reflection. | |
| I go, I'm fucking Matt Foley. | |
| I'm living in a van down by the river. | |
| Chris Marley? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Matt Foley is the character. | |
| Matt Foley. | |
| Thanks for correcting me. | |
| And now I can't get it out of my head. | |
| Now I'm fucking Matt Foley. | |
| Now I'm living in a van down by the river. | |
| But shit. | |
| It's sort of like in high school, I cut all my hair except for my bangs. | |
| So I had my bangs like this over my face with nothing else. | |
| And my friends Steve and Eric collapsed laughing like they were dying. | |
| And then I'm stuck with those bangs for the rest of the day going, you're right, I look like a fucking idiot. | |
| What was I thinking? | |
| I could still see his face. | |
| He was sort of, he fell down like by the lockers, and he was looking up and he was almost crying with laughter. | |
| But anyway, that song is gone. | |
| It's a beautiful song. | |
| She was kind of punk, that chick, Michelle Schacht. | |
| I remember she would hang out with MDC back in the day. | |
| I think she went cuckoo, became a born-again Christian. | |
| She was born a Mormon. | |
| She was Borman. | |
| And so she was always attached to the punk scene. | |
| I think she went cuckoo and she said some homophobic shit about eight years ago. | |
| God hates fags among them. | |
| She also said gay marriage will be the downfall of society, which she tried to take back, but canceled. | |
| And people talk about the Jews are in control, and it's proof of their power is that you can't criticize them. | |
| Okay, what about the gays? | |
| Like, you say something homophobic, and you're gone. | |
| Try to find that song. | |
| I got it off her website, MichelleShock.com, which strangely, yeah, look, you Google her on Apple Music and you get Billy Bragg. | |
| Nowhere on YouTube. | |
| You might find a live version of it, but that with the beautiful keyboards and all that, it's gone. | |
| It's not on Daily Motion. | |
| It's not on fucking Rumble. | |
| It's not on, what's it called? | |
| Bumble Brumble? | |
| Rumble. | |
| It's not on Vimeo. | |
| She's been deleted from the world. | |
| And this is also a very weird little side note here. | |
| If you look at her website, there's four albums, and one of them fucked Ryan's mom. | |
| Well, the drummer was dating my, he was my stepdad. | |
| Mark. | |
| He was your stepdad? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Well, he was around. | |