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Oct. 31, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S04E180 - HAMMER HALLOWEEN
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I'm from New York.
It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing?
What are you doing, dude?
Come on down.
He's pretty good, man.
Let me grab a hammer.
Have your own hammer.
Go back to the pool.
Take off the pieces.
Fuck off.
i'll hit you with this I'm humbled to do a wellness check.
Motherfuckers reaching for my shit.
And your hammer sucks.
Look at this thing.
Yeah, why do you think I was reaching it for yours?
It's got a real good swing on it.
You gave me the bad one.
This piece of shit.
That was chick, chick, chick.
Exclamation mark, exclamation mark, exclamation mark.
Old band.
It started in the mid-90s.
Sacramento.
It's actually an amalgam of two other bands.
What were the other bands?
Black Licorice and Pope Smashers.
And they merged into this cool dance, kind of pre-what do you call those guys?
Death from Above guys.
Pre-those dudes.
So as you may have guessed, it's Halloween, and Ryan and I have dressed up as Paul Pelosi and his mysterious pedophile, drug addict lover.
Hottest story of the year.
We cannot get over it.
Very spooky costume.
What?
It's a very spooky.
It's our spookiest one.
Spooky.
Spookiest one.
It's also our chilliest.
Yes, it is cold.
I'm too cheap to turn on the heat, and so you may notice our nipples are erect.
So let's just dive right into that, shall we?
Ooh, spooky background.
Oh, yeah.
We had a Halloween party on the weekend.
It ruled.
Jab Tab was a pumpin'.
What were you?
I was a Slav.
What's that got to do with?
The theme was 80s and 90s TV shows.
But I went to a different thing in Tarrytown.
I wanted to be like edgy, so I wore my Yeezys, and I was Russian.
I had a Russian hat.
Nick Rochefort from MDVE, he had a hat that was in Russian.
So I wore that, and I wore the thing, and I would squat down and smoke.
So that party was a higher priority to you than mine.
Well, I didn't have enough time to go back and change.
I don't have a restaurant.
You could have been 80s TV for the other party.
They had no theme.
I don't have a costume.
But you know what I was?
80s, the guys, run DMC.
Run DMC.
I reminded myself by saying the name of the thing I was thinking of.
That was a good clue you gave yourself there.
The actual name.
I like how my wife was Hulk Hogan.
I can't show you any pictures because my friends don't want to be identified, of course.
But my wife was Hulk Hogan and Ryan goes, oh, I have pit vipers you can wear.
And she goes, cool.
And then he looks in his truck and he's like, oh, they're not there.
Oh, my Daphne took them inside.
I'm like, a baby can't really take something inside.
We let her take them in.
No.
The baby was playing with them.
You don't say babies don't take things inside.
We took the baby inside, but she took the glasses.
Yeah, she said some glasses stuck to her when you took her inside.
I guess in a way we took them inside.
Yeah.
And then I gave you the two pieces.
Here are the two stems for the thing.
And she's like, thanks.
That's great.
That's a start.
Any pit viper pieces you can get are great.
I can just get the rest on my own.
It's like money.
Like, I can't give you $100, but here's $10.
Okay.
Yeah.
That'll do.
You know, there was some interesting dynamics because when I first opened Gav's tab, I was like, I'm going to have my baseball dad parties, and then I'm going to have my boxing parties, and then I'm going to have my dive bar parties, and all those, because all those friends are different.
And, you know, when you have just boxing guys, everyone knows what to talk about, sort of.
You have a lot in common.
And you all know each other, have a very similar vibe.
I'm not popular enough.
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