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Oct. 28, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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GOML LIVE #171 - TERRYOLOGY

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	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!
	Oops.
	Hello, folks.
	Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn Live, our Thursday live show where we take calls, read letters, communicate with the people.
	We have the co-host, Maddie O'Dell, is back.
	What's up, everybody?
	Good job.
	Looking young.
	You look like you've lost a lot of weight.
	I'm in like the high 180s right now.
	180s?
	Yeah.
	Remember you said you couldn't break 200?
	Well, yeah, I'm down to like, I weighed myself down there as like 188.
	Can you see your penis in the shower?
	Oh, yeah.
	Wow.
	I think that's every man's goal.
	Well, with you, it's different because your cock is so huge that you could be.
	According to Ryan, I got a nice set of hangers.
	Oh, yeah.
	So you guys just made scotch eggs on Maddie's shitty little kitchen.
	Came out yesterday on the dropped Wednesday.
	Despite being Scottish and spending summers in Scotland, I never had scotch eggs.
	Had you?
	No.
	Oh, well.
	First time I've actually eaten them.
	Maybe it's like Canadian bacon.
	It's one of these things that the people of that place don't have.
	And what was the sauce you used?
	Sausage.
	Oh, that was like mayonnaise and like a Dijon mustard with chives in it.
	And that's what they usually do?
	Yeah, I mean, you could use HP sauce, brown sauce, you know, anything you preferred.
	What did you think of them, Ryan?
	Dude.
	Yeah, really.
	Well, you guys are used to eating dogs, right?
	So you're grossed out by the girl.
	I've never eaten a dog.
	But it was delicious and really, it was like just, I've never tasted anything like it.
	Like it's a crunchy outside.
	You got like a nice, you know, firm sausage.
	And then inside.
	Oh, nice firm sausage.
	That sounds yummy.
	What's wrong with that?
	Yeah.
	Anyway.
	You like a nice firm sausage, don't you?
	Anyway, yeah.
	It's a nice firm sausage that melts in your mouth.
	Well, you got to chew it.
	You got to work it in your mouth a little bit.
	But, and then besides the firm sausage, now you have like a runny, beautiful egg that's just like.
	Yeah, soft boiled egg in the middle is the best.
	Dude.
	It looks like it's kind of a pain in the ass to make though.
	No.
	Well, as long as you have enough time and you don't have to like rush to get out of there to play D&D.
	Yeah.
	You know, if your camera guy's not in a time constraint to play Dungeons and Dragons.
	Well, we'll get to that.
	But, like it's not plausible that you'd live in a Scottish home and be making scotch eggs.
	No, you'd have to like play it.
	Like, you're planning to make that.
	Yeah.
	You can make a big old batch, right?
	It's weird though because it's such a breakfast-y food.
	Oh, yeah.
	And it's something you can't make in a rush.
	Right.
	Oh, maybe it's like a hungover Saturday.
	Yeah.
	So, how long did it take you?
	Believe it or not, from start to finish, it was less than an hour.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, that's a good Saturday hangover food.
	Yeah.
	But, I'll tell you what, it was worth, it was definitely, it was good.
	How many did you make?
	I just made two for the show.
	Oh.
	Two for the money?
	But I have plenty of sausage on standby and all the fixings to make it.
	So, it was one for the money and two for the show.
	That's how you do that joke, Ryan.
	Pretty much.
	You don't just go, two for the money?
	Money for nothing?
	Your checks are free?
	Yeah, but Ryan ate everything.
	Oh, my God.
	He ate the bed of arugula.
	He ate everything that was on the plate.
	Your buddy was there.
	He's like, uh-oh, he's eating the garnish.
	Who was the buddy?
	My buddy, Dean.
	Oh.
	Great guy.
	By the way, that opening band was called La Misma.
	Misma.
	That means the same.
	And the song is Saudade.
	Dad, I don't know what the fuck it is.
	But it's all these hardcore bands.
	It's a compilation of hardcore bands who were around during 9-11.
	And it's called Ground Zero.
	Wow.
	And it's real good, real raw.
	So, I guess we have to get to this.
	Ryan, you hurried away from the Scotch Eggs shoot to play Dungeons & Dragons.
	That's true.
	Let me see.
	So, what do you want to know?
	I hear it was a real intense sesh.
	Yes, it was.
	Who told you that?
	You've heard?
	What's with your gay smirk?
	Well, word travels around the Shire pretty fast of our travels through the realm.
	And who is this group?
	Did you meet them through Baby Monsters?
	I was talking about it.
	And I said, email me on the show.
	And then I got emailed by a lot.
	The short answer is yes.
	Yeah.
	It's got 30 people in it.
	But our campaign that we've been doing...
	for weeks now is like a prolonged story and uh you met the dm he went to dallas um and he gave me those awesome dice anyway so basically what happened was i loved dungeons and dragons when i was 11.
	Did you play it for real?
	Yeah, yeah.
	I made my own book.
	Whoa.
	The dungeon book.
	That's awesome.
	But then I turned like 12, 13, and I was getting a little old.
	It gets more complicated.
	It starts hurting.
	A lot of the noobs.
	It starts seeming like a waste of time when you're about 14.
	A lot of the noobs drop out around that time.
	Yeah.
	So anywho.
	Die hard.
	Virgins.
	Go.
	Should I just do it?
	You should just fucking shoot yourself is what you should do.
	So what was this important event that you were talking about?
	Oh, yeah.
	Well, so we just left the Swamp of Sorrows, and thanks to the Druid.
	Is that Washington, D.C.?
	Yes.
	We had to drain the swamp.
	And no, I mean, this fucking elven ship came around, and they boarded us.
	They linked their ropes onto us.
	They anchored onto us.
	And then three soldiers came on, and then there was this elven princess woman who came on.
	She's got this guidestone detector, and she's like, it's glowing.
	You have our guidestone.
	And it's true, we did get a guide stone from a sunken ship at the swamp of stars after battling the three dragons our first dragons of the campaign so she sensed your your stone yeah and so i told her listen how'd she know how'd she know that is this are you guys all on a zoom while this is going on it's on a discord so it's all a video chat yeah so i I tell the lady, I use my charisma and I have to roll in order to convince her.
	And it is not.
	If you do a bad roll, she's just like, fuck you, and you're all dead.
	Wow.
	Is she a human?
	We'll start the battle then at that point.
	Is this person who...
	Elf.
	An elf.
	But is it a computer program that goes, we know that you have a thing?
	Or it's some girl like who lives in where?
	DC?
	It's literally our dungeon master, Phil the Thrill, who just says what's happening.
	So you're kind of pissed too.
	Like when things start fucking up against you, or like there's three dragons, a guy here, and there's a fucking spear up your ass.
	You're like, what the fuck?
	It's like he's making all of it up.
	And you're kind of dealing with his storytelling.
	That's enough of that.
	But let me tell you.
	No.
	It was wild.
	I'm done.
	I'm done with that.
	So we have a weird thing here.
	The ad guy sent me reads.
	Okay.
	And I'm like, we went through this.
	You know you're fired, right?
	So I assume he's listening.
	I don't know.
	I just want to make sure we're clear here.
	Hello, you've reached Vincent.
	Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
	Just blew up his spot.
	Okay, so somebody said the audio is echoing.
	Let me make sure that that's not just that person.
	I've heard that from one person.
	Okay?
	And not our usual guy.
	I'm hearing nothing echo.
	Bob.
	Bob.
	Yeah, you're wrong.
	Why are the sponsors printed out like five times?
	Is anyone else hearing an echo?
	No.
	Now we should make it clear how you can communicate with those.
	Email, don't email.
	We have 8,000 letters.
	we have the calls that are going to be coming in soon.
	And then we have a, Oh, well, no, this, right?
	Yeah, that's what I meant.
	So, yeah, audio is fine.
	Super chat.
	Super chat.
	So you would click here, donate to read a message on there.
	The way you get here is through the desktop version.
	So you go to sensor.tv on your computer.
	You watch the click the live banner at the top here.
	Yep.
	And then you'll click that, and then you'll fucking, bam.
	You can chat for free in here, you know, if you're signed up.
	And then we'll read your fucking message there.
	And then, yeah, people donate.
	They leave messages, and we donate the money to Max and John, the Prowboys who got 20km.
	Oh, good.
	We cleared 20.
	So that's 10 each for them.
	Outstanding.
	And we'll give them a bunch of money when they get out.
	Because no matter where you are in the political spectrum, you should not have to serve four years in prison for a fist fight when the victim said, no, I don't want to press charges.
	And the victims started the fight.
	And the fight was 17 seconds.
	So we'll read those in a second.
	But I think what we have to do with the sponsors is we have to pay our debt.
	So I'm still reading these because they've already paid us.
	But then we're going to need a new ad guy.
	If anyone does podcast ad sponsorship, please let us know.
	We fired the previous guy because his negligence led to a website for one of our sponsors that had the anti-Semitic, goyish, whatever, the Jewish guy as me with the tartan hat on, and it was a gold company.
	So we were not impressed with that.
	It didn't impress us much.
	And whether he did it on purpose is irrelevant.
	Because he was so bad at his job, we considered that he was a brilliant prankster.
	I'm still 50-50 on that.
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	Okay, also in the news, we've got a lot.
	I could talk news all day.
	It's kind of the problem with the structure of this show is we have too much content.
	Like I have a thousand emails I haven't read that I've read myself, and I go, these are good.
	And then I have at least 100 stories I could talk about.
	I guess we'll get it all taken care of in the marathon.
	In December, right before Christmas, we're going to do a no-sleep till Christmas super marathon, which will be a non-stop Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
	Five-day show.
	And being good at it, if you will.
	So see if you can handle that.
	Damn.
	But we're obviously going to be on math the whole time.
	And poppers.
	Poppers.
	A little bit of poppers.
	Well, have you ever done poppers?
	I've sniffed the poppers thing, yeah.
	Have you ever done poppers?
	I mean, anal nitrate.
	Oh, no, no, no.
	Fag drug?
	I thought it was called anal nitrate because it loosens your asshole.
	I know you did.
	Oh.
	You don't even have to tell me that.
	I can tell that you're the kind of person that thinks it's anal nitrate.
	I did it before.
	I knew it was like a gay drug, and then I looked back and I was like, was that guy trying to fuck me?
	It got zero other vibes.
	I had a splitting headache from it.
	I was like, why would he want to sniff?
	It's like a little yellow and red vial, right?
	Yeah, it's got a lightning bolt on it.
	It's in all the gay bars.
	Speaking of gay, I moved to Montreal in 1988.
	I was obviously drowning in homosexuals.
	They were everywhere.
	We would go to gay bars to pick up chicks because fag hags would be lonely.
	There was a bar called Cox there.
	There'd be homosexuals everywhere.
	Didn't mean anything to us.
	And we would prey on the fag hags.
	My wife's a fag hag.
	That's how I met my wife.
	Well, I didn't meet her at a gay bar, but she was part of that culture.
	She was in fashion.
	I've never not been around homosexuals.
	I don't dislike them.
	It's like Hasidic Jews.
	I get that they have a thing, and it's none of my beeswax, and go bananas, kids.
	Not a thing on my radar.
	I feel bad for them that they fuck so much, they get monkeypox and AIDS.
	It's sort of like the drill rappers in the Bronx.
	I couldn't give less of a shit about them.
	That kid who got murdered down the street, I feel nothing.
	But generally, I kind of feel bad that they are killing each other with no, they're not even doing it for drug territory for crying out loud.
	So that's how I feel about homos.
	And Proud Boys was formed in New York City.
	So it was obviously plenty of homos, plenty of Jews, plenty of visible minorities, because that's New York City.
	It's just the way we are.
	And it's funny how outsiders just assume that you're this weird redneck who hates gays and blacks.
	I've lived in New York City for most of my life at this point, 25 years, actually almost half my life.
	And you don't hate blacks and gays and Jews or anything Chinese here.
	It'd be like hating giraffes when you lived in the zoo.
	Come on now, dog.
	So this retaliation is bizarre.
	I'm preparing you for something that is so fucking retarded.
	So what this is, is this is kids in Pennsylvania, which is basically like the Midwest, really, where Penn State is.
	Like the culture is very Madison, very normy, very white.
	They had a drag queen rally called Together We Are.
	At the same time, I was meant to have my talk.
	And this was a protest.
	And what it actually is, is probably straight kids.
	I don't even think these guys are gay.
	Voguing.
	Now, I was around for Voguing in the 80s.
	It was a big thing in New York where these homos do this like, they're all on fucking Coke and they dance around, they collapse, and they just like, it went from like a fashion show walk to like over-the-top fashion show walk, I guess, because men have more energy and testosterone, so they take the silly gay fashion walk and they make it through the roof, right?
	So what you're about to see is possibly gay, probably not white male college students voguing to protest me and Alex Stein.
	and it's pathetic I bet you he's not gay.
	They're figures.
	I think his teeth fly out at some point.
	I don't know what that was.
	Maybe an earring?
	That was his violet Coke.
	And then she's Dora, the Mexican drunk, who's drinking tequila.
	In the morning to make the pain go away?
	Woo!
	I think that's a chick.
	I think this is a chick, too.
	I think this is a girl doing a drag queen thing.
	And then when they do Vogue movements like this, everyone goes nuts.
	Because they saw a documentary about Voguing.
	And then look at this guy.
	As Maddie pointed out, you're 20, you did a cartwheel.
	Yeah, you probably should be able to do a cartwheel at that age.
	I could do that right now.
	Any college student should be able to do a cartwheel.
	Fuck you, he says.
	They're on your side, Steve.
	Like, who are you rebelling against?
	I don't want drag shows for little kids, but a bunch of adults doing drag shows?
	Okay.
	Voguing?
	Okay.
	You know, this is happening all around us right now in New York City, 100 times over.
	Oh, yeah.
	Well, you used to have a place called Lips and Milo and Pamela Geller.
	All the waitresses were drag queens.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Oh, it's not a new thing.
	You're not blowing our minds, guys.
	Yeah, we're blowing Lips.
	It was like a novelty.
	Guys would go there.
	Groups of guys would go.
	Oh, the tourists are there.
	It's like half tourists laughing their heads off.
	Yeah.
	Moms from Ireland and stuff.
	Like, you're not blowing any minds.
	And then the last news item I really want to get to is our buddy, Terrence.
	What's his name, Terrence Crawford?
	Otis Simbos?
	Terrence Howard.
	Terrence Howard.
	So, dude.
	Like, we live in a country that has a black worship problem where when black guys do anything, we start shitting ourselves and going, this is awesome, without checking what it is.
	Now, Terrence Howard has decided that math is wrong.
	One times zero is not zero.
	That doesn't make sense to him, so it's wrong.
	And the square root of four is not two.
	That sounds weird to him, so it's wrong.
	I've heard meth heads talk like this: crystal meth.
	You've done a lot of meth, Maddie.
	Did you ever get into these math conversations where you thought you had outsmarted physics?
	No.
	Zero times anything is zero.
	I still believe that to this day.
	Yeah, things can seem weird.
	Here's something that seems weird to me.
	If you flip a coin and it's heads 20 times, the odds of it being heads the next time are still 50-50.
	As my dad said, punching his desk, coins don't have a fucking memory.
	That sounds weird to me, but I know it's mathematically true, so I accept it.
	Not Terrence.
	He goes, nice try.
	Nice try.
	Physics.
	And then he goes farther than just reinventing mathematics.
	He calls it, what does he call it?
	Terrenceology?
	Teriology or something like that?
	Something like that.
	Even the name Terrence.
	Like, why the fuck wouldn't you be Terry?
	Then he goes, there's actually symbos that were sent here, I think, from outer space, that can help us harness their energy.
	And you can just power a truck from a symbol.
	Really?
	No gas necessary.
	But the gas companies, they keep that.
	Is that kind of like Prince's symbol?
	No, it's more of a repeating shape.
	The prince's symbol is very non-repeatable.
	And because the West worships black people, they had him at Oxford do a talk.
	This is one of the oldest symbols.
	Jesus Christ.
	He's one of the oldest himbos.
	Don't you want him to sit with mathematicians?
	I want him to sit with the top mathematicians and physicists in the world in a room.
	Now, my dad and my father-in-law are both very successful physicists.
	My dad's a mathematician, and my father-in-law is a biochemist.
	And I show them this kind of shit, and they don't laugh.
	They don't like it.
	They just go, this is very tedious.
	I'm like, this is pure rubbish.
	You're the ones I want to watch this with.
	Like, I sat my father-in-law and my dad down with a documentary about this symbol that the alien sent us and how it provides us the evidence on how to harness the energy of the universe without using gas.
	And they're just like halfway through.
	They're just like, this is tedious.
	This is garbage.
	Like, no.
	Need you to tell me exactly how ludicrous it is.
	Anyway, so I don't think top scientists in the world would want to sit down with Terrence, but that would be fun.
	And I have a feeling that the first like half hour would be them going, wait, what?
	I can't even, like, they couldn't even get out the door.
	Like, is this a joke?
	Like, what do you, wait, wait, what does that mean?
	What is a multi-plane thing?
	And remember, if you, we watched his Oxford talk on the show, and he kept, he was frustrated that he didn't bring this symbol, this chart, this structure, and he didn't have a PowerPoint.
	So he kept saying, it's hard to do without showing you.
	With the view, he was fully prepared, and he has the symbo with him.
	So the view was like, yeah, you talked at Oxford.
	And by the way, his credibility becomes cumulative.
	So because he's been on, did a talk at Oxford, now he can say it on the talk show.
	Now because he's been at The View in Oxford, I guess the White House is next and he can explain to Mr. Magoo, the president, how the Otis Simbos can run the economy.
	He's already had an interview with the Rolling Stones.
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	He said I wrote an article for Rolling Stones.
	This is great, mate.
	Thanks.
	Well, we just have it.
	We did a little fanzine about our band because we're hoping to get off the ground.
	We've only been around for half a century.
	It's called Rolling Stones magazine.
	We're currently in litigation with Jan Winner.
	Well, I'm going to talk about this since we're here.
	Go ahead.
	Now, a couple years ago, I did an article for Rolling Stones, and they said I was crazy because I was telling them that the square root of two was a rational number.
	This is the proof that the square root of two is a rational number.
	Well, you went to Oxford to present, right?
	Square root of two?
	Yes.
	And when I was at Oxford, now this is the point where four bubbles meet equally and oppositely.
	Yeah.
	Equally and oppositely.
	And it's where 12.
	That looks like a balloon.
	And they're going to be a clown.
	So Noodles a Clown made this for me at a both day.
	Yeah, that was given out at a four-year-old's birthday party.
	I went to Barnum and Bawie, and I stayed afterwards, and the Romeo clown made me this.
	I made this for the Rolling Stones.
	The square root of two is a rational number?
	What are rational numbers?
	I know whole numbers are like non-decimal points.
	Rational numbers?
	Is it a number that can't be...
	I think it's a non-infinite number.
	Or it doesn't have decimal points, right?
	Can be expressed as the quotient of two integers.
	Oh, I'm a retard.
	It's above my pay grade.
	I don't know what integers are.
	Would you like to do some math in public, Maddie?
	No.
	Never do math in public.
	And this is why.
	Look at Terrence.
	The square root of two is one.
	He also said I think he said Remember he said something like People think that Zero times one is zero And I got If you believe that Then I'll give you a pound.
	You can multiply by zero and we'll watch it disappear.
	No.
	I can't believe I'm saying this, but one times zero means the list of ones is at zero.
	So there's no ones.
	The occurrences are zero of that.
	How many oranges are there?
	There's zero oranges.
	Okay, so there's no orange there.
	But you said orange.
	It doesn't mean we take an orange.
	We put it into a thing and it vanishes.
	It's called magic.
	Yeah.
	When you times it.
	Or your mouth.
	You can't eat that.
	The rational numbers.
	People thought I was crazy until I showed this.
	Rational number, yeah.
	Number that ends.
	This is an undiscovered geometry that I'm now making known to the world here on this show.
	Isn't that fantastic?
	Thank you so much.
	There was a little bit of tremor in his voice there.
	Yeah, yeah, there was.
	He sounded like he was going to cry.
	Yeah, it was.
	It must be very emotional for him to do such a he must get pussy from this.
	You know how hard it is to.
	Because first she's like, bullshit, you're just a psycho-meth head.
	Oh, really?
	Why was I invited to Oxford then?
	Why was I on the view?
	Hmm.
	Because you're a clown.
	Then I'll be nice.
	He's emotional, because you know how hard it is to transport a balloon.
	You got to blow it up.
	Dude, that was in a crazy box.
	And he was like, where my box at?
	Yeah.
	It's right next to you, Terrence.
	We haven't moved yet.
	Okay, okay, okay.
	It's very important.
	This is one of the oldest symboss.
	It's an undiscovered geometrical shape.
	They were so upset because how can a man that didn't graduate from one of their prestigious schools come and tell them that the square root of two was a rational number?
	And I said, I didn't come to tell you guys this.
	I just came to prove to you that it's a rational number.
	Wouldn't it be awesome if this was a documentary just like Joaquim Phoenix did that thing where he was going deep undercover?
	And then at the end of it, he's like, look how much they kiss my ass because I'm an idiot, but I'm black.
	I think it would be more awesome.
	It would be more awesome if he was right and he found a loophole in mathematics and we were all driving around in Odyssey mobiles for free.
	The economy was just through the roof.
	No more pollution.
	Wormholes and pollution.
	Left and right are happy now because we have infinite power and we're not hurting the environment anymore.
	He saved the world.
	King Terrence Howard.
	Maybe the DOD and the Pentagon have called him up.
	Yeah.
	We're using They didn't like it.
	No one likes it.
	That's the only thing you said that's true.
	You didn't go to Oxford.
	The academics at Oxford did not like it.
	Not that they have any credentials.
	I like it.
	Yeah.
	I love it.
	Terrence.
	We love it.
	I love it.
	Can I have one?
	I'm making these balloons out in the hallway when you're done.
	That I'm aware of.
	Wait, go back.
	Go back.
	You got to hand it to him.
	He's the most confident scientist I've ever come across in my life, next to Neil deGrasse Dyson.
	He just breaks down his whole.
	They didn't like what I had to do.
	I had to show them.
	Nobody likes it.
	I like it because you didn't go to Oxford?
	Well, you have to remember our entire world economy is based on one times one equaling one.
	So if you can prove that an action times an action equals a reaction, which science proves, then one times one must equal more than one.
	And to have the physical proof of it, that kind of shakes things up a bit.
	His phone goes off, by the way, or somebody's phone.
	I'm guessing it's his because it's got to be.
	I'm pretty sure they know the drill.
	Yeah.
	I'm pretty sure people who have a daily TV show know to turn your fucking phone off.
	That's my default ringtone.
	I love this blazer.
	And to have the physical proof of it, that kind of shakes things up a bit.
	Well, you're a shaker-upper.
	That's the Oxford shaker.
	Speaking of shaken up.
	That's not a thing.
	Speaking of shaking up, could you put your shit on vibrate, sir?
	I guess that they don't like to be.
	You're a shaker.
	I like how Megan McCain didn't fall for it.
	Look at this.
	He tweeted.
	I don't know when this is.
	Oh, November 2017.
	So this is ancient Tai Neesi.
	This is the proof to the world of science and mathematics that one times one equals two.
	I don't want a nitpick.
	I think you might be thinking of one plus one.
	So there he has a massive chart that he wrote for the Rolling Stones.
	When you start me up, wait a second, Terence is outside.
	Keith Richards probably really enjoyed this presentation.
	This is excellent.
	People wonder why the Rolling Stones have lasted so long.
	It's because they follow Terenceology.
	Okay, wait, wait.
	Unbalance equation.
	We will call the first value of one.
	The second value of one.
	What?
	Mathematics doesn't usually have this many sentences.
	Is it a finished equation, yes or no?
	Okay, wait.
	That's the meat of it right there.
	A, B, and C. Okay, A, we will call the first value of one.
	B, we will call the second value of one.
	C, we will call the third value of one on the opposite end of an equation.
	Plus one, plus one.
	What?
	That's not how you letter things either.
	Let's go.
	Keep going.
	How much is it, by the way?
	So one times one is two.
	So we were close.
	Wait a minute.
	Three equals two?
	The basic laws of common sense.
	Wait, keep going with that.
	What's the next page?
	That doesn't look like the balanced equation, does it?
	Oh, my God.
	Yeah, Terrence, math is almost no words.
	Look at this shit.
	Like, you look at Einstein with the theory of relativity, it's just a fucking big pile of numbers and cosines and those little squiggly long division signs and fractions.
	This is a man who walked into Gordon Ramsey's kitchen and he was like, here's a piece of shit with a leaf on top.
	And pardon my French, otherwise there's no way to make mathematical sense or solve for the impossible hypothesis of one times one equals one.
	I hereby call, and pardon my French, bullshit.
	On one times one equal ing equaling equal ing.
	He adds an ing to an equal sign in.
	On that note, I must immediately declare that it's a false statement.
	Wow.
	Wow.
	So what do people say to that?
	This is like, I wish real mathematicians would respond.
	That's what they say.
	Look at Putin.
	He enjoys it.
	Yeah.
	Anyone else?
	You show him Terrence with that number shit.
	Oh, Jesus Christ.
	My brother, you're confusing addiction with all the people that handle him or that are around him let him.
	Does one times three equal four?
	What?
	Some people call the Anarchist Guy people, whoever gave the naive negative race 6,000 years ago.
	Multiplication table and a flat view of universal geometric.
	"Poor Miss Guided People False Axiom." Yeah, it's going back to the time of the Egyptians.
	Dan, honestly, what the fuck?
	Can we get an update?
	That's how they built the Egyptian.
	Oh, I remember this.
	Golden Globes.
	How many Golden Globes did you do?
	That really moved me.
	As a child, I studied chemical engineering at Pratt Institute.
	Was there for two years until I saw that there was an inconsistency with the math there?
	And so I went out to explore a new way of.
	Isn't Pratt like an art school?
	Yeah, in Brooklyn.
	Are you kidding?
	Yeah, Pratt's art.
	I don't think they have a chemical engineering program.
	Maybe.
	Big Terrence Teriology.
	I'm banned from Pratt.
	Get out of here.
	Yeah, I did a talk there on Cool in like 2003 or 2000.
	Is Pratt in the city or in Brooklyn?
	It's in Brooklyn.
	It's in Brooklyn.
	Yeah, I think it's in like Park Slope.
	Yeah.
	And at one point during the talk, I made a joke about like, yeah, I have a mustache.
	A lot of gays have mustaches, but I'm not gay.
	It's not a gay thing at all.
	It was a really obvious, silly joke about pretending that I'm worried people think I'm gay because I have a mustache.
	Total throwaway line.
	They were so mortified that not only am I banned, but the talk, and it was called like, it was sponsored by, I think, Red Bull or some shit.
	They canceled an entire series and ended those cool hipster talks because of my gay joke.
	So we were nuts.
	We've been nuts for a good 20 years.
	So this person did a presumptive article.
	They did Teriology on Terry's math and came to such conclusions like, we've all got tons of metaphorical faces.
	Your body's a temple and other people's temple.
	Mankind needs more socialism.
	Haters don't actually exist.
	People are clueless.
	Like, I'm okay with that kind of silly thinking when it's philosophy because everything is subjective when you get like that.
	But the fact that he's trying to apply ridiculous, I don't know, artistic philosophy to mathematics.
	Explain this.
	Crazy is as crazy does.
	Do the math.
	Let's start doing the math on that thing.
	Okay.
	Those are stacked.
	That is proof.
	Is that supposed to be like a double helix?
	I guess.
	Look at his blown out low-res.
	What the fuck is this?
	Jesse Spolette.
	Temerce Howard.
	My nigga, you could get a full res image.
	Whatever.
	Poor guy.
	I'll follow him.
	He's too bad.
	I'll follow him, man.
	I want more of that.
	Oh, he does some art too.
	He does art?
	I do everything.
	I learned art at MIT.
	I think we've done the arts justice.
	I had a biology teacher named William Tisdale when I was 14.
	No, you did.
	I just want to push him to go to Pratt.
	And shapes.
	It made me respect nature.
	It made me respect life.
	It made me respect myself.
	He would tell me, keep it simple.
	We'll stop.
	Nature does.
	You know what I'm remembering right now?
	Remember, he was in that pimp movie?
	Yeah.
	Hustle and flow.
	Yeah, Hustle and Flow.
	Justin Thoreau told me a long time ago that Terrence Howard told him how to be a pimp.
	With your art.
	And he had interviewed a bunch of pimps for the show, for the movie, in advance.
	What the fuck was it?
	Character research.
	It's like you start dating a girl and you leave her some money afterwards and you keep doing that until she gets used to it.
	And then you start slowly farming her out.
	Like you pay her to go out with your friend and then you slowly do that until the next thing they know they're a prostitute.
	I'm probably not doing it justice.
	My fellow Americans, if you have an IRA, 401k, or savings account, then I encourage you to contact my friends at GoldCo.
	Things are getting scary out there.
	The Biden administration has already printed more money in the past two years than the previous 100 years combined.
	The national debt just hit a record $30 trillion.
	Inflation is the highest we've seen since 1982.
	I was just at the bar talking to a guy who looked up his 401k and was mortified at the damage that had been done.
	And I reminded him that my dad took out all of his money when Biden was elected.
	And my brother and I laughed at him because he lost $50,000 in actualized losses.
	And now he's sitting pretty.
	$50,000 is a great loss.
	He's making like 1% in a savings account in the bank and kicking all of our asses.
	By the way, Sean Hannity is fucking loaded.
	He's got money from real estate, not from Fox News.
	I think he's worth $100 million.
	The national debt just hit a record $30 trillion.
	Inflation is the highest we've had since the 80s.
	It's only a matter of time before this house of cards comes crashing down.
	If you have retirement savings, your money could be at serious risk.
	Talk to my friends at Goldco to see how you can protect your retirement with gold and silver before it's too late.
	Go to, and this is very important, folks, don't go to the wrong site because that's where people get fired.
	GOMLGO.com.
	Is that where you're at right now, Ryan?
	That is, well, that's where you go if you want the motherfucking this, where you'll actually put in your info and stuff.
	That's where your promo code will work.
	Goldco will give you $10,000 in free silver when you open a qualified account.
	That's G-O-M-LGO.com.
	Again, G-O-M-LGOL.com.
	You know what I always say about this?
	It makes sense to have some of your money in gold.
	At least some.
	Okay, we'll be going behind the paywall soon.
	You freeloaders have had almost as much free content as you deserve.
	But let's take a couple calls, maybe look at a couple letters.
	Oh, let's read some super chats.
	Thursday night is the night we get back in touch with the people.
	If they've got a problem with the show, we're all ears.
	Usually it's someone anonymous telling me I'm a pussy.
	That seems to be the pattern.
	You got a problem.
	Yo, I'll solve it.
	Show me, something, show me what he did.
	Oh, here we go.
	I have a degree in mathematics.
	He's trying to prove the square root of two is rational, but the proof that the square root of two is irrational is a famously simple proof.
	The blue box in this link is the entire proof.
	You might not understand the proof, but you'll notice the proof doesn't require balloon animals.
	Math profs do actually contain a lot of words, but he is just rambling nonsensically.
	Well, my dad made me take mathematics, calculus, and algebra, but calculus I remember the most.
	In university, he said, I'm not going to pay for this unless you take math.
	But Canadian university, it's mostly paid for by the government.
	So it's like four to five grand a year.
	So I just said, I'll just work as a janitor at the school and pay for this because fuck this shit.
	It is way too hard.
	I had to sit at the front of the class with like five coffees just to get a 51.
	In Canada, it's like 51% to pass.
	But I remember, I think one of my final exams was just what is the surface area of 3x plus y cubed spun about the z-axis.
	And it was five pages of no words.
	Suppose two, okay, we're not going to understand this.
	We're all too dumb.
	That's like Chinese on the screen.
	But pull out so someone smart can understand that he's wrong.
	Like zoom out.
	All right, so that looks pretty simple.
	For those of you who know what you're looking at, it's one of the outer shimbaus.
	What's a reasonable pussy eating to BJ ratio you have if you have a girlfriend that doesn't like sucking dick?
	We've been dating for a month or so, it's like eight to one.
	Wow.
	I mean, it depends on ages, but yeah, I think that blowjobs to pussy should be like eight to one.
	Yes, depends.
	Not the other way around.
	The guy's preferences are.
	If you like blowjobs, don't like sucking dick.
	Get together with a girl who doesn't like giving them.
	Yeah, blowjobs are easy.
	Even pussy is hard.
	Eight to one is totally unacceptable.
	It should be reversed.
	Do you think conservative college talks will ever happen again now that the left knows they can just pepper spray themselves to get it shut down?
	Also, when are you guys doing a show in Dayton?
	Well, I think we'll start up the comedy tours out in the new year.
	but they're getting more and more hard to put on, especially above the Mason-Dixon line.
	If everyone in the U.S. agreed that we should split into two or more countries and we all agreed what the...
	What the new borders would be would be the best way to divide them.
	I don't like this kind of talk.
	It's never going to be two countries.
	It's just, young people are so hypothetical.
	You know?
	It's never happening.
	Great times minus a VIP.
	Take a price.
	Got the VIP experience regardless.
	Cut your hair, Ryan.
	You looked really good with slick back hair.
	I guess he's talking about Chicago.
	Because you certainly didn't get a VIP experience at fucking Penn State.
	Whoa, did we just fart at the same time?
	No, no, no, no, no, no.
	I did an FF.
	Fake fart.
	Let's get to those $100 ones.
	Let's.
	So let's see.
	Let's line him up here nice and sexy.
	I thought our tech guy had a whole system.
	He does, but that's only the last five that show.
	This one is $50.
	What the fuck am I looking at?
	What happened to the cool thing?
	See, only the last five show.
	Hello, G-Doug.
	I have two friends who are 21.
	They fucked over 50 women.
	One of them has even fucked moms.
	Almost all of these women are from Tinder or parties.
	What are your thoughts?
	You're leading a gay lifestyle.
	That's what homosexuals do.
	This one, $100 a K. Gavin, please look into this awesome brother.
	He gave me permission to use the N-word three times per year, but I'll just say brother.
	He goes by the name of Black Rosebud or Lonnell Harris.
	He's a legit black Trump supporter, good brother.
	Child groomer, clowns on Joe Biden, and blacks behaving badly.
	He said he liked Archie Bunker and racial, but not racist, jokes.
	He had positive interviews.
	When I spoke to him in person, he brought up he had positive interviews with PB and has witnessed PB offering security escort services.
	He laughed at the media calling them racist.
	He was outside on the six.
	He didn't recognize a photo of you when I showed him.
	Maybe because he's relatively recently red pill, but I told him about you.
	I told him, oh, he's been canceled, censored, banned, lost, friends.
	Uh-oh.
	Oh, that didn't show.
	That's good, dude.
	No, it was just a juicy one.
	He needs to get a show uncensored, blah, blah, blah.
	Okay, let's go.
	It looks like we deflated Terrence Howard's balloon.
	That's not enough.
	Don't you wish at least one of those women at the table went, this is absolute horseshit.
	Never happened on the view.
	What?
	Never happened on the shape.
	Deranged.
	You're deranged.
	At least one.
	Look up Black Rosebud, I guess.
	We have to.
	He paid $100.
	Yeah, let's check this dude out real quick.
	It's B-L-H-Q.
	He black.
	He funny.
	Let's do a...
	Or Hip Hop Makes Women Work So Hard.
	Any of these?
	Go for the biggest number.
	Okay, big number coming up, game.
	Obviously, you want to sort by.
	Popula.
	I checked the social media page before the show.
	Said a lot of church people supposed to be here.
	Is that true?
	A lot of people.
	Look at this.
	Text on all comments.
	Okay, come sit in the building.
	Praise God.
	My question for you, Christians, is how come ain't none of y'all save when y'all driving?
	Y'all been out in these streets recently?
	There is none righteous in these streets.
	No, not one.
	That's pretty funny.
	It took a second to get there, but so does he have political taste.
	Oh, he does have political taste.
	Unrighteous?
	Transcends race.
	All right, let's get to the next one.
	We gave this guy enough for his hundred bucks.
	He's got stuff.
	Check him out.
	Bam.
	Boom.
	We've done it.
	This is 25.
	This guy's married.
	His marriage question.
	I think these go over pretty good.
	You drink pretty good.
	I married two kids.
	Another on the way.
	Problem is my wife wants nothing to do with my mother and it's affecting the relationship that our children have with my parents.
	My wife and my mother got along prior to the birth of her child.
	I guess there were times when my mother stepped on her toes.
	Me being a new parent at 23, I didn't recognize it.
	The relationship deteriorated exponentially from there.
	Despite my mother's frequent attempts to reconcile and my wife's utter disregard.
	Gee, that's a tough one.
	My parents live on the other side of the country, so it's not like we see them often.
	I don't know how to fix this.
	I'm tired of being in the middle of this fucking shit.
	I love my wife, but I also owe my parents' relationship with their grandchildren.
	She's got to go.
	I don't mean you have to dump her.
	I mean, when you go visit your parents, she has to come.
	And she has to be amicable.
	Sorry.
	That's just the way it is.
	You got to drop the hammer here and go, we're visiting my folks.
	Or your folks are visiting us.
	She doesn't have to go out partying with her, but when mom is in the house, no matter how much mom, your wife hates her, she just has to smile.
	And, yeah, do you guys want anything to drink?
	You okay?
	I mean, that's pretty rudimentary.
	If your wife can't handle that, she's a fucking bitch.
	Don't divorce her, but come on.
	Smile and take it.
	My parents are a fucking two bulls in a china shop.
	And my wife just smiles and bears it.
	I mean, she doesn't dislike them, but my dad is a lot to handle.
	Screaming, yelling, falling down the stairs, breaking shit.
	Like, he's no small beans.
	He's no shrinking violet.
	And he'll scream at strangers.
	He'll scream at my in-laws.
	I mean, he is not, he cannot be censored.
	Oh, he's Scottish.
	Yeah.
	From Glasgow.
	The only time he's, I think anyone, the only person who's ever been able to handle him is Unreliabil at our bar.
	Oh, yeah.
	Because he said, my dad was like, yes, could I get a tenant lager, please?
	And Unreliabil goes, dude, I don't know what the fuck you're saying.
	Speak English or I'm going to call ICE.
	We will get you out of this country so fucking fast.
	And my dad was just like, he loved it.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah, family comes first.
	Oh, yeah.
	Great time with your dad arguing.
	I told him that the sun's not really hot.
	And he goes, what the fuck are you talking about?
	I go, well, when you go to space, it's fucking 250 degrees below zero.
	Where's all the fucking heat?
	Wait, really?
	Oh, my God.
	He went mental.
	He went mental.
	Wait, is it because there's no object to absorb it?
	Well, the atmosphere helps.
	I see.
	The light rays hit the atmosphere and heat.
	Now, if you look at the sun and the shimbos.
	Oh, here we go.
	$100 from our coffee.
	Has Tommy Sotomayor been on the show?
	Many times?
	Yes.
	His YouTube channels are always getting removed, and I think he'd be a great addition to sensor.tv.
	Thank you.
	You may want to just, I don't know, Google him on our site.
	Like, do a search.
	I've had him on my old show a million times.
	He's one of the oldest Simbos.
	We get along very well, Tommy and I. 50 bucks.
	Gavin and Ryan for press VB combo, president, VP.
	Yeah, that's a good idea.
	Don't I have to have been born here, though, to be president?
	You're disqualified.
	Is Al Franken on your radar someone you respect and left?
	Why would that be the case?
	Why would that be the case?
	No.
	Damn.
	Absolutely not.
	Suck my dick, Al Franken.
	You fucking.
	This is really funny.
	So this is five bucks, though.
	Thank God the med season is over.
	I got so sick of your commentary on baseball, considering you became a fan like eight seconds ago.
	You're basically a confused blue-haired lesbian.
	But thank you for being a dad that still takes his boy to the ballpark.
	See, it's nice.
	It gets you with a sting and then sweetens you.
	I was thinking about this today.
	I get no summers.
	Like 100% of my weekends.
	And we can't go anywhere because of baseball.
	So I hope my sons appreciate that I have completely abandoned any kind of free time outside of work to baseball.
	There's always one of the boys has a game every Saturday or Sunday.
	And it's like fucking hours.
	And that's if we're not driving to a game or something.
	Baseball is my life.
	$50 from Bryce.
	He's a great guy for the boys looking into getting John employed when he gets out, regardless of what type of bullshit paperwork they say that he needs.
	So we've got a couple of new ones here.
	The degree in mathematics was old news.
	So the one after that, love wearing flip-flops with my new sunglasses, playing video games as a woman.
	Also talked to Bryson Gray.
	You should invite him on the show.
	Yeah, he's a great guy.
	Great guy.
	I'm sick of trying to get guests.
	They always ghost me.
	This guy seconds giving Lonnell Harris a show.
	I guess they've heard of him.
	Math is easy.
	Maddie, if you were like Jeffrey Dahmer, how would you cook human liver?
	Oh, yeah.
	Also, did you ever eat any man-meat in prison?
	No man-meat in prison.
	Oh, yeah, sure.
	Plenty of people giving it away.
	You cooked that in the showers, I believe.
	You eat liver raw, but I like it with bacon and onions myself.
	Raw with bacon and onions?
	No, I cook it with bacon and onions.
	Do you like the texture?
	I actually learned to like liver in prison.
	It used to be served every Monday night in FCI Allenwood.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah.
	And it would be cooked.
	Yeah.
	Liver and onions.
	It's good for you, right?
	Yeah.
	Oh, it's the most nutrient-dense.
	Yeah.
	Well, there's that bodybuilder dude, Liver King, that you do.
	He's all juiced up.
	Yeah, also that and gets sued.
	Anginandolone and Dembalone, Trembolone, Dembolone.
	But yeah, it's the, like, when wolves and stuff like that make a kill, like, the alpha wolf gets the liver because it's the most nutrient-dense organ in the body.
	Then the heart next.
	Huh.
	Let's take some calls.
	There's a $50 one there right there, though, too.
	Where?
	It's about math.
	Math is easy.
	That black dude's a fraud.
	Proof, a number times a number equals that number added the times of the other number.
	Fast addition, multiplication, vice versa.
	Exponents are fast multiplication, Vice versa with roots.
	We learned this in fifth grade at blue ribbon schools for the perhaps autistic or not retarded, like Ryan.
	Excuse you.
	You know, I had your.
	You know, I regret pointing you out, sir.
	You've hurt me.
	God damn it, fix your sound.
	Why is that so hard?
	I have everything on full blats and it sounds like you're vomiting into a pillow.
	It's weird.
	Is that the one guy?
	What is his name?
	Brian.
	Yeah, I think that's the same guy who said that.
	I mean, I just opened up the app and I heard it real nice.
	I know.
	That's a weird thing.
	That's the thing about audio is you get these complaints and then you check it on your thing and it's fine.
	Is that loud?
	God damn, it fixes your sound.
	Why is that so hard?
	How are they all voluminous?
	It sounds like you're vomiting into a pillow.
	I think that's as loud as anything else that comes out of my phone.
	That sounds pretty good to me.
	I'm not ignoring you, but we can only do so much because I'm looking at the levels and they're going into the red, and I just don't.
	You can't salvage distorted audio.
	No clipping.
	No clipping.
	Unfortunately, I looked at my phone, and a cop has sent me a picture of a man who fell on a fence and has spikes going through his scrotal sack.
	I don't want to see that, but you're going to make me show it?
	That's going to look lovely.
	So that's not good.
	Well, at least it didn't remove said scrotum sack and other appendage.
	I don't know if this scrotum is going to make it.
	It might not make it.
	But it's the meat.
	It's got a lot of spike going through it.
	We might have to save this for when we show it.
	Yeah, let's do this behind the paywall because you guys got to see this.
	We're here with Twitch still, so we haven't been banned.
	I don't know how.
	Okay, so I'm going to send these to you now, Ryan, because it shows him initially on the fence, fully dressed, and then it shows him, I'm sorry to laugh, it shows him nude at the hospital where they have the sawed-off piece of fence, and they are trying to figure out what to do with his fucking balls.
	That is correct, David.
	That is the primordial thing for our ancestors to do.
	Just like Liver King, sleeping on the ground with pieces of hay stuck in my...
	I'm going to call it the Yazoo.
	Because in Liverking, we don't curse.
	Our primary ancestors never cursed.
	They ate liver, that's sad.
	Nice to meet you.
	So let's do the thanks for calling thing.
	Okay.
	We can open that up.
	Thanks for calling.
	We can do whatever you want.
	Got to turn your mic on now, buddy.
	You are on air.
	This is a fucking loser.
	You want me to learn, share, listen, understand why.
	Hey, why does everyone get two things?
	You have one thing.
	Thank you for calling.
	It's great hearing from you.
	Bye-bye.
	All right, next call.
	Oops.
	There we go.
	Blam.
	The numbers on the screen, 718-4006.
	While we wait for callers to come in, 718-400-6959.
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	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I was part of it, starting it in New York before it was legal.
	When was that?
	Right about the time I got sick, around 2017.
	And it was illegal?
	No, no, the CBD was legal.
	And where were the stores?
	There was a bunch in New York City, and there was the original store we started down in Wilmington, North Carolina.
	It was cheaper to buy property and stuff.
	R. Than in New York.
	Our ancestors never got high.
	I don't know if that's not.
	But once THC became legal, there was loopholes and stuff.
	Like you could start gifting programs and stuff.
	Like where you don't sell it.
	Like if you bought $100 worth of stuff from the store, you could pick off a gift list.
	Hmm.
	It's a tough business to invest in because you never know if it's going to get shut down.
	Yeah, it was hard to get credit card processors and banking people to do business with you at that time.
	You could die from aneurysm on the toilet.
	You never know.
	Could happen.
	It could happen.
	Hello, G-Dog and Rye Guy.
	Help me understand this joke.
	I know everything but the kitchen sink.
	What's going on with Elon Musk?
	No, no, no.
	It's let that sink in.
	Let that sink in.
	Yes.
	Go to this email.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I was equally confused, sir.
	I, like you, was thinking everything but the kitchen sink.
	Like I'm buying everything but the kitchen sink at Twitter.
	But Maddie and Ryan explained to me that it's let that sink in.
	This is orange flag?
	It's everything but the kitchen sink.
	Unflagged.
	It's got a purple flag.
	Purple.
	That helps me.
	And that's why I got it.
	I just made it orange.
	I just got it, okay?
	We're going to open it up.
	We're going to really look at it.
	In the biggest way.
	Probably the biggest way.
	Okay, this is a very anticlimactic way to handle it.
	And what was it saying?
	You just can't help it.
	See, he just Said it when he walked in.
	Yeah.
	I don't even get it.
	If you see the video without the thing, he was like, you know, let it sink in.
	Yeah.
	Let this sink in.
	If you see it without the caption, I guess it's really happening.
	Right.
	I'm here.
	As of right now, actually, 15 minutes ago, Anjal Dapaduti, Bapaduti, left.
	Oh, no.
	Yeah.
	We are losing criteria.
	We are losing the staffers.
	Why is it every time there's a big tech controversy or you talk to someone at a big tech company, they are from India, buddy?
	Yeah.
	Like, remember when Jack Dorsey was on Joe Rogan?
	And who was he with?
	Nanjil Dupandapi.
	Every single time.
	Every fucking time, buddy.
	They are smart to do buggers.
	Every one time?
	Well, I think they're cheap.
	They have the VH1 visas things they do.
	And they come in, and then they start dominating the culture until it's weird if you're white there.
	I'll tell you what, they dominate hotels in this country.
	Yes.
	50% of motels are owned by someone with the last name Patel.
	Yeah.
	And the last name Patel represents a fraction of 1% of the American population.
	I wonder what's going to change like in minutes.
	So a half hour ago, Elon Musk takes control of Twitter.
	I feel like, wouldn't he have a rollout ready to be like, hey, bam?
	Like, where would that be?
	It's about to turn 9 o'clock in one minute.
	What if some crazy shit happens?
	Let's hope.
	Let's pray.
	Well, nothing really crazy could happen.
	Well, I have insiders there who work there.
	And I said, so when he buys this, am I getting back on?
	And they're like, no.
	Never, my friend.
	What happens to free speech?
	Apparently, the plan is to allow 90% of people back on, but 5% on the far right and 5% on the far left are never coming back no matter what.
	And I was like, but I'm not far right.
	And they go, yeah, that's the perception.
	So that's the reality.
	Fuck.
	That shit sucks, though.
	I'm not the motherfucking face.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	They didn't walk out.
	He fired them.
	Yeah, dude.
	That's pretty funny.
	Parag Argawal.
	Bless you.
	What kind of name is that?
	I mean, like, let's take away the fact that it's in a different language.
	Even in a different language, that seems like a pain in the ass.
	Yeah.
	Parag Argawal?
	Oh, shit.
	He fired that vagina.
	Oh, that's the girl I was just talking about.
	Yeah.
	Who made the decision to permanently suspend Donald Trump?
	Wow.
	She's the one who said I was banned because of hate speech.
	Wow.
	I thought this whole deal was falling apart.
	I think they were bound to be fiduciary.
	Because he offered double what the stock price was.
	It would be like financial where they wouldn't be fiduciary to look out for their shareholders.
	Oh, I see.
	They're obligated to.
	Right, right, right.
	So there's a reason he came in and doubled the asking price for it, what the shares were.
	Right, because they can't say no to them.
	They can't say no.
	Yeah, it's like forcing him to commit.
	Yeah.
	Because if they had said no, then the stockholders could be like, what are you doing?
	Yeah, we want to make money, moron.
	You're recklessly playing with our money.
	Yeah.
	This is a Fox News Alert.
	Elon Musk officially owns Twitter.
	He bought it not to make money, but to restore free speech to America.
	If he actually does that, this country will change forever.
	Immediately after the news came out, the CEO of Twitter, Prague Agarwal, who came to this country and immediately started destroying our most sacred freedom, and the CFO Ninth Siegel, are both gone.
	Yesterday, Musk walked in the door of Twitter with a sink.
	Let that sink in, he said.
	As of tonight, the old regime is officially out, and Elon Musk runs Twitter.
	We'll see what happens.
	It could be amazing.
	Amazing.
	They were talking last night about how the deep state, like all the intelligence communities have NGOs, which are non-government organizations and cutouts that do a lot of stuff behind the scenes there.
	And it's like it's going to be an interesting time for Mr. Elon Musk in the near future.
	Meaning what?
	They wouldn't really allude to it, but they're like, I hope you understand what powers to be you're going against.
	Right, right, right.
	There's certain things that, like, the government basically said that it's against national security.
	It's a matter of national security.
	Yeah.
	Certain things are like this.
	Because everyone uses Twitter.
	Like, the government uses Twitter.
	Right.
	So it's kind of, it's going to be an interesting takeover.
	I think they have by the balls.
	Like, he's got no way to change certain things, basically.
	Anyway.
	If the West is the best and Germany is among the best of the West, how do you explain all the Nazi bullshit?
	Asking for my friend who's too chicken shit and cheap to ask for himself.
	That was what?
	Like a couple years?
	Nobody's perfect.
	Germany's a fantastic country.
	Wonderful.
	They've been back since like the 40s or something.
	And they're really fucking up now.
	What's going on with this background, Ryan?
	Is that on purpose?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Do we have any calls?
	We do have calls.
	And here's our first one here.
	It's Brian.
	You're on the line.
	Brian, 765.
	Yo.
	Hey, man.
	You guys hear me?
	These are your boys from England, the Northern boys.
	They got another hit out today.
	Just dropped like six hours ago.
	Oh, cool.
	Yeah, you guys should check it out.
	It's called Nobody Likes Me.
	Okay, we'll check that out.
	Thanks for calling.
	Also, Gavin, you fucking get one thing.
	Thanks for calling.
	Thanks for calling.
	We don't do the word also on this.
	You get the fade.
	You get faded out.
	You could try to make it a run-on sound.
	I can't get faded out because that fucking new barbershop, the guy is, it's like getting a brunch date with Mick Jagger.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	If you go on his site now, the next available time is like November 3rd.
	What?
	Which is like, what, Tuesday or something like that?
	that's not how haircuts work.
	You don't go, I'm going to want to get a haircut in a week.
	No. 614 is on the lore.
	I've got to get back to my old gym, man.
	Fuck this new gym.
	I'm missing out on that awesome pizza place, a great barbershop, all my buddies, boxing buddies, to what?
	Do aerobics with some Mexican teenager?
	Are you working on a plan?
	Yes.
	But the last words I had with the gym coach was, never text me again.
	I don't text people when they say.
	People say things in the heat of the moment.
	I know, but I don't text people who say never text me again.
	Cavemen never kept their word because they never said words.
	They just said, liver.
	Okay.
	We have somebody online.
	What you guys say?
	Go ahead there.
	Caller.
	Hey, can you guys hear me?
	Yes, sir.
	East.
	So, Gavin, I wanted to know why you're going over everything Kanye's been saying with a fine-tooth comb, like scrutinizing all of his statements, clowning him and his message.
	I don't think I've been clowning him.
	In fact, my job.
	You've been clowning him very hard.
	No, I think what I've been saying is I don't think he said anything that outrageous.
	The outtakes with the Tucker interview were pretty absurd, but I think I made it clear that that's to be expected.
	When you're doing a long interview, there's going to be some dumb shit.
	But Jews are wildly, disproportionately represented in the media, in management.
	You'd be a fool to deny that.
	The question is, is there malfeasance?
	Are they out to destroy America?
	Yeah, true.
	But I don't know.
	I feel like the way you've been commenting on this or providing your commentary, you just kind of make him look like a fucking idiot who doesn't know what he's talking about.
	And I don't think that's very positive for us guys.
	No, we joke about him because he says some goofy shit.
	So do you think I'm a coward who's scared of Jewish power in America?
	No, no, no, no.
	I think you're having fun just laughing at someone, but I think that has repercussions, I guess, throughout our culture, you know, on the right.
	I can't fully accept Kanye as a live by the Kanye, die by the Kanye.
	If we jump in with both feet to Kanye's message, he's going to say something that we go, what?
	He didn't deny that he was a black Hebrew Israelite, and he says that I am Jew, and he says some other shit that isn't necessarily Christian.
	It's just like, you know, not everything he says is Christian.
	Shut up, Ryan.
	Why is Ryan doing the talking for you?
	I want to hear from Gavin.
	I know more about Kanye than you could ever hope to.
	Well, bro, I'm asking Gavin about it.
	Yeah, I think he responded.
	I said, we've been joking around because he's a weird dude who's funny, but I think I've been giving him a lot of credibility.
	I actually had a whole segment on Kanye and the Jewish question.
	I guess we'll do it on Monday.
	Yeah.
	But I think I've been pretty fair to him.
	You do support him and what he's trying to do.
	Here's my thing about the Jays.
	I think it's a bad distribution of your anger to focus on Jews.
	There is a problem in the white community that is self-hatred and ethnomasochism.
	This happens especially with elite Jews.
	I mean, sorry, elite whites.
	Now, a lot of elite whites are Jewish.
	And yes, they do dominate the media, banking, whatever.
	They also dominate medicine and all kinds of things.
	There are characteristics that are Jewish.
	And I think a lot of them are very positive.
	I remember I was with the, I would go to these secret talks that were like these alt-right dinners.
	And John Derbyshire would be there, Peter Brimelow, Jared Taylor was there once, Ann Coulter.
	And I remember John Derbyshire saying, your movement is nothing without Jews.
	And he just said, and this is the alt-right movement.
	And it was just like, I don't know what it is about them.
	They're just great at organizing.
	They're great at getting things going.
	And whether it's a magazine or an alt-right dinner party, the Jews are really good at it.
	And you know what's funny?
	We had that Jewish guy, Mike, as one of the OG Proud Boys here in New York City.
	And I kicked him out for going to Charlottesville.
	But the night of my talk at the Metropolitan Club, he called me, sorry, the night before the talk, he called me and he goes, look, man, here's what's going on.
	The media really needs there to be violence from the right.
	So they're going to be spending lots of money to taunt you, to try to get you to fight.
	And if you take the bait, they're going to blow it up and make it a big thing for the midterms.
	So here's what you do.
	You bring pillows.
	This is after he's already kicked out of the club, by the way.
	You bring pillows to the talk.
	All the Proud Boys should be walking around with pillows.
	And when they get jumped by Antifa, they start swinging pillows.
	And then the media is going to get these shots of Proud Boys with pillows fighting Antifa.
	Now, that night, Proud Boys brought pillows.
	Oh.
	And then they left them at the Metropolitan Club because they thought the whole night was over.
	Yeah.
	But our friend Michael was correct.
	That's crazy.
	I do remember.
	Jew nailed it.
	And if we had listened to him, you guys wouldn't be in prison.
	When you say he nailed it, do you mean our Lord and Savior to the cross?
	Anyway, thanks for calling.
	Can I say one thing?
	I was watching Tim Pool the other day, and Ian Crossland, who usually says retarded shit, brought up a good point.
	And I thought Tim Poole was going to be like, Ian, shut up.
	But he made a good point.
	He said that he talked to people that practice Judaism, and he said one of the tenets is if you have an opportunity and you don't take it, that you're basically insulting God because that's greatness and an opportunity that you are, you know, his greatness is supposed to shine through you.
	Everything that you do in your greatness shows the blessings and greatness of God.
	But then there's that element of greed.
	So you take all the opportunities, then you get to like a really top position, and then you start doing fucky shit.
	And now all of a sudden, a couple of really bad apples make the whole enterprise of being opportunistic look bad and greedy.
	And that was a good point.
	Another thing I hate about the JQ is how it dominates conversations.
	It's almost like a computer virus.
	And it just, you bring it up once, and then every show, every call has to be about Jews.
	I like what Cernovich said.
	He's like, I'll talk about Jews like once a week for like an hour, and then we got to get on with our lives.
	What's that super chat talk?
	It's called Fiduciary Responsibility Retards, JK.
	Elon buying Twatter is huge.
	Deep State is freaking out.
	Twitter equals CIA PSYOP.
	Here's $100 for the boys.
	My wife, who's Japanese, calls you the fuck you guy because every time she hears me listening to you, there's some vulgarity coming across the speaker.
	Fuck you!
	The favor I'm asking is that you say the most vulgar thing you can in Japanese so I can share with her.
	That's kind of a lot to ask for.
	Yeah, vulgar Japanese.
	Now I've got to go look up, like...
	Worst Japanese.
	I mean, baka is stupid.
	Baka is stupid.
	She can say like baka gai jing.
	You get that a lot when you're white in Japan, even though they don't think you know what it means.
	Kuraso, the kaio pie is big titties.
	Oh, wow.
	Chi side ching-ching is small dick.
	Wow.
	They must use that a lot.
	Do they ever not say that?
	I mean, these might be slang terms.
	I mean, I've only been to Japan three times, but.
	I'm a just a kiding at it.
	$25 one.
	Kutsno.
	Oh, yeah.
	Shikuso.
	Kutso?
	Yeah.
	It means fuck and damn and shit.
	You know what was fun?
	When I was teaching English in Taiwan, I would get these, it was mostly kindergarten kids because no one else wanted to teach them, but I'd also do business people.
	And they'd be sitting down.
	I'm talking to some woman who, by the way, would pick her nose.
	Chinese people would just like pick their nose and like talk or just like cough in your face or sneeze in your face.
	But anyway, they'd be talking and they'd go, so motherfucker, that's bad, right?
	I'm like, yeah, yeah, you don't say that.
	What about fucking shit?
	Like, when are times when you could fucking say shit about some fucking whore slut fuck face?
	And you're like, wow.
	I would avoid all of those.
	Maybe if you're not at work and you're at a bar, you might go with shit or goddamn.
	But motherfucker, that's just...
	No.
	It's not going to come up.
	Most languages, the first words learned are the insults and curses.
	Yeah.
	Aho.
	Aho.
	What's this one?
	Again?
	Shithead.
	Kusuyaro!
	Kusuyaro!
	That's a shithead.
	So that's funny that that's an insult over there, too.
	You don't want your head to be made of poo.
	No, terrible.
	Here's a couple more of those chats.
	They look pretty cool.
	$50 right at the bottom.
	$50.
	Yep.
	I'm a female Sergeant Army vet.
	Can you please start a Proud Girls Club since I can't be in the Proud Boys?
	There was the Proud Boys Girls for a while.
	Hope that you probably suffer from prison and get some sort of life back.
	We got a lot of good options for them when they get out.
	I think Max can just go back to the railroads.
	But John's got that welding company that contacted us and a few other ideas.
	Now, it's $50 one at the bottom.
	See, the ones at the bottom are likely to disappear quicker.
	Okay, pardon me for asking so many times about a Swiss Army knife.
	Yeah, yeah.
	We already got that.
	We don't have to read ones that aren't $100.
	Bamp and should we say bottom?
	So I hope you're keeping an eye on that so we don't not read some.
	Okay.
	Because I did not like the aesthetics of that fucking off the chart.
	That's why I'm trying to blast out the bottom ones first.
	Yeah, let's blast out the bottom.
	It's basically every hangover.
	Is it like beat on the brat?
	The explicit version?
	Yes.
	Beat out the brat.
	I was sharpening a large pencil on Wednesday, and someone here wants us to see that here's a tip for sharpening larger than average pencils.
	I'm glad you brought this up because tonight my son was doing, my nine-year-old was doing his math homework, and he was trying to sharpen with those little sharpeners.
	Have they ever worked?
	Those things suck shit.
	They always get a piece of graphite at the tip and then you don't get sharp or they just keep breaking your pencil.
	And he was sitting there for like a minute.
	I go, give me that.
	I took a sharp knife, like a carry around, you're going to stab someone knife, and just went and had a perfect, a nice long piece of graphite, too.
	Now, if you're sharpening them and the graphite keeps shooting out, throw that pencil out.
	It's a piece of shit pencil.
	It's broken inside the pen.
	Or it's such crappy graphite that it keeps falling apart.
	I hate those pencils that aren't like real wood.
	Yeah.
	They look like wood, but they're like plastic.
	Right.
	Not a Ticonaroga.
	They'll never do that to you.
	You should go through your pencils a lot faster because it's a carbonous pencil, though.
	Yeah, that's a different ass pencil.
	No, this is still a good tip, though.
	Nice pun.
	And so by the time you get something that's useful, you've taken half an inch off your pencil.
	The better way, and the way everyone should do it, and everyone does do it, is by turning it around, bracing your thumb against the side of the pencil, and then carefully using the increased leverage that exists in the palm of your hand.
	Look at those hot, fucking meaty hands.
	Sausage fingers.
	He cares about the length of the life of a pencil.
	Is this what you want, trans men?
	If you aren't getting the same kind of boner I'm getting, you're not a trans man.
	Oh my God.
	Like you should want to jump into the screen right now and have a beer with this guy.
	This really is like a woman eating a banana, but for men, yeah, like I want to go work.
	What are you working on?
	Can I carry some 2x4s?
	Like I want to work with him.
	I want to prance around on his feet like that puppy girl On a leash.
	Wait, I've never seen one of those before.
	There's a sharpener for a square pencil versus what I'm sharpening pulling towards me in the palm of my hand.
	Can you see the difference?
	Now I know that these things exist.
	They're sort of a modern adaptation, a pencil sharpener, right?
	Forget it.
	Now, you may use that in your shop.
	You may use that at your fence.
	You may use that in a more sort of sanitary environment.
	But just keep a sharp utility.
	Draw it towards you carefully using the leverage between.
	Anyway, what are we working on?
	What do you got there?
	Are you building a deck?
	You got some rebar there?
	Foundation for something.
	Foundation?
	Can I get in there?
	What do you want me to do?
	Want me to bring in some cement?
	What do I do?
	Exactly.
	Cement.
	Okay, I think we can get behind the paywall.
	And then we can show that guy with the balls.
	The spike through his balls.
	But my balls are.
	So that's sort of what the show is like.
	Actually, no show is ever like this.
	I guess you get to learn a bit about our personalities, but Maddie's only here for the live show.
	We do letters, but we don't take calls on any other day.
	So it's weird that we do this because we do this to give non-subscribers a taste of the show, and then we give them a show that's nothing like any show during the week.
	But I think if you go to censored.tv, you can see the free samples and get a better idea on what the show is usually like.
	You can get tickets for the new show coming up in New York City.
	Yeah, when is that?
	Fucking great question.
	The 10th, I think?
	Is it?
	November 10th?
	Oh, boy.
	Someone was saying, you should get the Hells Angels to do security and just beat everyone up.
	First of all, I don't think they're looking to do bodyguard work.
	Secondly, everyone just goes to jail when they do security at my things.
	And then someone else was saying, why didn't you go out with Alex Stein and fuck with people, you pussy?
	That's a good question.
	I definitely considered it, but I just really wanted the show to go on.
	And I knew if I went out there, there'd be pepper spray.
	And also, I would get violent and start fighting people.
	And that would be two arrests at least.
	Maybe more.
	And four years in jail.
	So not worth it.
	It's not worth it.
	It's not exactly a fair fight.
	Need anger.
	Okay, we're going to go keep doing what we're doing.
	We've got another 35 minutes.
	And for all you freeloaders, you should subscribe to censored.tv.
	It's 10 bucks a month.
	That's like, what, a beer and a half a month, depending on where you live.
	Until then, get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.
	Oh.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.
	Violent protest over a speaker on campus here.
	Fuck you, Normie.
	He is apparently a Canadian writer, actor, comedian.
	He's the co-founder of Vice.
	Go fuck another vagina, you gross pigs.
	SiriusXF, who was the plug on Anthony Cooney this week.
	You got big fucking pigs.
	I watched that and I said, this chick's too retarded to fuck.
	You shouldn't do it.
	They take anything you say and then fucking twist it around.
	This is the part of Seth that's going to get real mean before I leave.
	Wow.
	I've been made noise.
	I've been bullied.
	I've made my IT.
	No more.
	Filthy.
	You can't.
	They think we want to tell those kind of jokes.
	They think we want to tell those kind of jokes.
	Is that the Northern Boys?
	It is.
	It is.
	What's the song?
	Nobody likes me.
	bowling that's bowling in the uk i got a cat and his name is patrick pkj got jealous of the tactic when i say hi i get shut down When I'm outside, I get stressed out.
	When I got people around, I'm anxious.
	Nobody likes me.
	What the fuck now?
	When I say hi, that's really good.
	I call bullshit on this.
	That they write it or say.
	Millie Vanilli.
	Yeah.
	This is Milly Vanilli.
	Some young people are writing those lyrics.
	That's Sucky Vanuckies, because that's fucking dopey Gnope.
	Doesn't get on your own nerves.
	2-1-0, you're on the low.
	What's going on there, Caller?
	Hello?
	Hey, how are y'all?
	Good.
	How you doing?
	Doing good.
	That $100 caller called in and didn't get his whole thing.
	It's Lonel Harris Live 2.
	Yeah, what is that?
	Lonel Harris Harris 2.
	I thought we already covered it.
	I mean, what's so great about this?
	No, it's not that guy.
	It's the wrong guy.
	He has 36,000 subscribers.
	There's two black comedians called Lonnell Harris.
	I'm pretty sure the other guy probably is hating on the other guy because he's conservative.
	He gets a lot of hate because he's black and he's conservative.
	The one is Hilarious Dr. Oz and John Fetterman, which was like, I think, yesterday.
	Okay, let's check it out.
	Thanks for calling.
	It's hilarious, yeah.
	Just right in the middle of it.
	It should be good.
	Right in the middle.
	All right.
	Hello.
	That is the American bargain.
	Who in the fuck?
	I heard of American Dream.
	If you work full-time, you should be able to live in dignity as well, true.
	As well, true.
	If you work, you should be able to live in dignity as well.
	True.
	What is true as well, right?
	I mean, is he reading the words backwards?
	This is closed captioning.
	I was tripping on how he was reading the words backwards earlier, right?
	I'm like, why is he making these sentences backwards?
	Now I understand.
	He's reading the fucking words backwards.
	Look when he messes up, right?
	I guess he can frequently discriminate and shit, but look when a closed caption comes up, right?
	That's when he fucked up and reads it backwards.
	Look at it.
	So what about the scenario that his health does get worse?
	And I believe they haven't had any businesses being being subsidized by not paying individuals that just simply can't be to pay their own way.
	And another big issue for voters is abortion.
	Mr. Owens, we will be.
	Anybody that works for him and is putting him up to this needs to be never allowed to abortion.
	Yeah, we're going to do a deep dive tomorrow on this.
	That's terrible.
	What a shit.
	He has no cognitive damage.
	He's toast.
	So that guy, you never see his face?
	Let's see.
	His face.
	The only guy who can pull that off successfully, in my experience, has been AIU.
	Let's see.
	No, so he just comments.
	Wait, what about his shorts?
	Because I thought I saw a black face.
	Well, scroll up.
	There was one, I think, with the guy from Georgia, the racist guy.
	You think this is a Vladimir Putin price hike?
	Oh, okay, no, that's it.
	What was it?
	Scroll down a little bit.
	Oh, wait, it was under videos, right?
	Let's see.
	Right there.
	Is that him?
	Right where?
	Hilarious.
	Oh, no, it's Herschel Warren.
	Stadie Vance, Herschel Washington.
	Warner.
	Maybe he doesn't.
	I mean, his profile picture has a picture.
	Maybe.
	Wait, what is this?
	Oh, he's a cartoon man?
	So kind of like AI.
	Wait, is this him?
	Wait, this is him.
	They down here celebrating on the staple center.
	They're tearing shit up.
	Look at this shit.
	Stopping, stopping.
	They said somebody got stabbed.
	Look, police down that way.
	Yeah, maybe he's anonymous.
	All right, whatever.
	We spent way too much time on that.
	22 calls on the line.
	Do we want to hit those?
	Yes.
	All right.
	Sir.
	We got Troy 630.
	Go ahead, Troy.
	Hey, General.
	What's up?
	Hey, man.
	Hey, my dad and two brothers and I were supposed to go to your show here in Chicago, and after he bought the tickets, it said you had to be 21 to attend, so we couldn't go.
	The question is, what the fuck?
	That's fucked up.
	We could probably work that out when you go to the plate.
	I mean, these aren't purely...
	Oh, I'm 18, and my older brother's 20, and my younger brother's about to be 17.
	Fuck.
	Huh.
	So your teens got gypped.
	Well, send me your information to the mailbag and we'll get you a refund.
	We already got the refund.
	It was taken care of.
	I'm just saying, what the fuck?
	We should be allowed to come see your show.
	That's right.
	Yeah, these aren't just bars, so that doesn't make sense to me.
	We'll look into it.
	Yeah, sorry.
	Life is cruel.
	Thanks for calling.
	You got something to look forward to when you get older.
	There you go.
	Joe, 636, you're in the licks.
	Yo, what's up, cuties?
	What's going on, man?
	So I was wondering, you played Gilliband before the show a couple months ago.
	Yes.
	And I was wondering if you heard about their name change drama.
	That's actually in my notes to discuss at some point.
	Oh, shit, yeah.
	I sent you an email about it, too.
	We didn't get to.
	But yeah, they were called Girl Band for no apparent reason.
	And they pussied out.
	Are you Joey?
	Yeah, it's me.
	Yeah, we got your email.
	They put out a thing.
	Thanks for calling.
	We'll look at this now.
	Gilliband or Pussies.
	Guys, you opened the show with Gilliband.
	They're a great band.
	But check out this notice they put out.
	We are changing our band name.
	Can you not find this, Ryan?
	Yeah, I got it.
	We're changing our band name.
	We'll no longer be performing or releasing records under the name Girl Band.
	We apologize for choosing a misgendered name in the first place.
	And to anyone who has been hurt or affected by it, when we're starting off with chosen without much thought, from a place of naivete, spelled wrong, and ignorance, we had no grasp of the weight of it at the time.
	In the past few years, we have found it impossible to justify or explain this choice.
	What the fuck is happening?
	Who cares what you name your band?
	Yeah, aren't they questioning gender roles anyway?
	They're like, we're guys named girls.
	That seems like.
	Regardless of our intention, the effect of the name has been damaging to individuals.
	Blah, blah, fucking blah.
	Thank you for those who spoke up.
	Capitulating pussies.
	It's like, kill me last.
	I'm so sorry.
	That's a good name for a band.
	Kill me last.
	Capitulating pussies.
	Oh, that's pretty good, too.
	All right, let's take another call.
	There's Claude.
	Hello.
	Claude, Claude.
	Claude the fraud.
	What's up?
	Hey, man, Gavin, Saul, y'all in Orlando, fucking hilarious.
	I encourage y'all to keep on doing that.
	I know that you were recently trying to do something with Alex and was kind of shut down.
	But I was wondering, you know, Alex, Alex is like you in the troll factor, but he hasn't got the baggage.
	You know, and because he hasn't had the baggage, people see how funny he is.
	And I just think that it would be great to see you in the public eye trolling, but also showing that you're not a monster.
	You're just a hilarious freaking troll.
	Yeah, I guess.
	So I should have gone out with those students and started yelling at them and stuff?
	Well, no, I mean, I think that you should do, you could have, but I think that you should do it on your own accord.
	You know, like with confronting politicians or celebrities.
	I'm not saying that you do things like Alex, but you do things off the cuff impromptu where there's no time to develop some sort of protest.
	Yeah, maybe I used to do that a lot more.
	I went to some Trump rallies in 2015, but I don't know.
	Going out in public these days is a constant state of violence.
	It's hard to sort of do corrections.
	Oh, no.
	Yeah, and I know that you've got security and considering the winds of the current political cycle, like legal implications, but I just think that if more people were exposed to who you really are, that's a good point.
	Thanks for calling.
	Yeah.
	Next.
	That guy seems kind of sloppy.
	I think he was using a speech jammer or listening to the show at the same time, so it was distracting him.
	That's my theory.
	Let's look at that guy with the spikes through his balls.
	You ready?
	NSFW, warning, warning.
	This is super hard.
	Oh, my God.
	Oh, you haven't seen it yet?
	No.
	This guy, I don't know if he jumped out a window or what.
	I received this from a police officer.
	All right, I'm getting them all together.
	I got to get all these.
	1410.
	What's the date?
	so it was like a week ago, but I guess he jumped out of a...
	So that doesn't look so bad.
	Oh, well.
	You tried to jump over a fence?
	What happened there?
	You're okay.
	That's fine.
	Oh, wait.
	No.
	Oh, it went through your body.
	Through my balls, dude.
	Oh, okay.
	That's impaling yourself pretty badly.
	We got two garbages there.
	Yeah, well, they had to cut the...
	Wow.
	What's that, like ice?
	What's he lying on?
	Get nice and close on that.
	Oh, for fuck's sake.
	Spoil.
	Go up a bit there.
	I'm glad it's pixelated.
	Now that spike on the left is not a problem.
	The spike on the right seems to be going through his...
	Yeah.
	That's a tough one.
	It's tough.
	You can still make cum with one ball, you know.
	Yeah.
	So that's livable.
	And then the third one seems to be going through some pretty serious skin.
	Yeah, it's like your hip.
	What do we got in the next one?
	Oh, yeah, that's the scrotum.
	That's the jumblies.
	That's in the bag.
	Well, he's lucky it's not through his rectum.
	Oh, my God.
	Nearly killed him.
	Yeah.
	Rectum.
	He's what, an inch away from his taint and all kinds of other more important stuff.
	You're talking about colossum bags.
	So what are we going to do here?
	They're probably going to put him out and then work it out.
	What else can you do?
	You can just become goth and leave it there.
	If you leave it there, that's the coolest piercing ever.
	I think you got a like saw, but now you got steel fragments everywhere.
	You're right.
	No, they're just going to slide it out.
	They don't want to pull that out because it'll bleed everywhere right away.
	Is there much ball blood?
	Or would just cum drip out?
	Would it be like cum blood?
	I don't know.
	Wow.
	Where do they go?
	It's not a good predicament to be in.
	Stay away from those wrought iron fences.
	Wow.
	But they're my balls, dude.
	Maybe he was wasted and he was climbing that tree.
	Who the fuck knows?
	I bet you won't do it again.
	Tell you that much.
	All right, let's get through these calls.
	That's fucking terrible.
	Tevala.
	Penn State, 717.
	You're on 11.
	Hey, obviously, yesterday you went all through the Penn State footage and stuff, but sitting there, like, as a student and someone that was going to actually watch the show, it was so obvious how none of the protesters knew who you are.
	It's insane.
	Yeah.
	I agree with you, and I think the reason they spat on Alex Stein is they thought he was me.
	Well, that's exactly what I was going to say, because I was sitting at the front doors, and Alex was the one walking in and out of the hallway, and people were at the front, like all the protesters.
	And they go, there he is.
	There's the Proud boy.
	There's the main Proud boy.
	I don't want to give away too much of myself just sitting there like, no, actually, that's Alex Stein.
	You're thinking of Gavin McKinnis.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	Yeah, he had to say.
	They were just making stuff up there.
	He was out there totally fine for so long until people were like, I think that's a guy.
	They didn't know what the fuck he even looked like.
	When he pulled out his phone, he started going, hey, guys, I'm here.
	That's when they started yelling at him.
	Well, even you, because there was people waiting outside the parking lot for your car.
	Once you finally left, even all the reporters taking pictures, they were walking around going, wait, is this Gavin?
	Is this Gavin?
	It's just a clear shot of you.
	I'm just thinking, who's in charge here?
	Like, why are you even here?
	Yeah.
	If this person is Hitler and it's your worst nightmare, you should probably know what he looks like.
	Yeah, you should know the basics.
	Right.
	Well, even though you said, like, the Hell's Angels, if they came there, like, obviously everyone would have stayed home.
	I mean, that girl sitting on Alex is yelling the entire time.
	You're the reason I don't feel safe.
	And it's like, you don't even go to school here.
	She was a junior in high school.
	She's a junior in high school.
	But you've got to understand, there was probably 20 to 30 cops, including cops on horseback.
	So I don't know if those kids could be discouraged.
	Yeah.
	I mean, yeah, they just were yelling in everyone's face.
	I like, at least you pointed out the kid.
	The only guy I remember seeing was the guy with the sign that says, like, I punched Nazis, and he had the backward swastika.
	Because when I got there, he's just sitting on the ground, just like with his crisscross applesauce.
	I'm like, oh, yeah, you must have beat up a lot of Nazis before I got here.
	That would be Indian style.
	But he also said, I punched Nazis, come find out.
	And he's standing right next to Alex Stein.
	There's your Nazi.
	Give him a bonk.
	A bunch of babies.
	Uhuru.
	Uhuru.
	Apology and accepted.
	I can't believe he said crisscross applesauce.
	I'll never forget when I learned that term from million-dollar bill, unreliable bill.
	I said, yeah, you know, we all sit around a class in Indian style.
	He goes, no, no, no more of that.
	I go, what are you talking about?
	He goes, it's crisscross applesauce now.
	I go, what?
	They said that it was racist against Indians to say sit around the class in a circle Indian style.
	Well, it implies that Indians used to sit cross-legged, which, of course, they never did.
	They sat in Eames lounge chairs.
	Yeah.
	Smoking the peyote?
	Yeah.
	They invented a way to sit.
	That's a badass.
	Crisscross applesauce.
	He who crosses legs.
	Next call.
	There's another hundred.
	Yeah, we can see it.
	We got Brian on the line.
	402.
	Hey, what's up, guys?
	What's up, God?
	Hey, so you guys are all fathers, and I have a nine-month-old with another one on the way.
	And since having my nine-month-old, I have turned into such a little bitch and am fucking terrified of everything with that kid.
	So my question is, does it wear off, or am I going to just be a little bitch for the rest of my life?
	It totally wears off, and you should be a bitch with a newborn.
	You should be a total hypochondriac.
	You should be going to the doctors every time they have a fever for more than a few hours.
	You should be calling the doctor regularly.
	I mean, this is the age where serious damage can happen if there's any kind of negligence.
	So you should be a raging queen for, I would say, the whole first year.
	And then, no, more than that.
	Because when they start walking, you're worried about them bumping into stuff.
	You're going to be a faggot for at least two years.
	And then they get older and you're like, bah, you're fine.
	Even like that, scared the fucking shit out of me.
	Yes, good.
	That's the deal.
	Yeah, second child, it gets way much easier.
	That's true.
	Absolutely.
	But the third child, you're just like, I don't even know.
	I forgot it was in the house.
	But it's a great instinct to have.
	It's there for a reason.
	You should embrace it.
	Well, good.
	I'm glad that it's not a bad thing that I'm a little bitch.
	And it does go away until they go away to college and then you cry like a faggot for three days.
	Oh, I can't wait.
	All right, guys.
	Thanks for calling.
	Have a good one.
	Thanks for calling.
	Hey, not to get off topic or anything, but that other $100 one at the top there is the guy with the Japanese wife.
	So he said $200.
	Yeah.
	Thank you.
	That's why I didn't read it because we've already read his shit.
	Oh.
	Oh, well, don't discourage repeat offenders.
	801, for instance, like Jim Fannin.
	My brother.
	How's my favorite bedwetter?
	I'm good.
	Whatever happened with you and that girl that you said you were going to marry?
	And we said, no, you're not.
	Well, I'm in the Dominican Republic.
	She's in Vancouver, so we're still working on it.
	I'm going to earn that hundred bucks.
	Hi, Ryan.
	So I was right.
	Shut up.
	You don't have a mic.
	This is my man, Maddie.
	I have one thing, brother, which is the show.
	And I could talk all night to you about the show.
	You know, I'm a huge fan.
	But, dude, can you give me, can you at least offer me a reconsideration on show notes?
	Because you can never zoom big enough for us to see the TikTok address or the, you know, the YouTube title or something like that.
	And I think, I don't know, I think it's a good purposeful function for the, you know, the people that want to help promote what you're talking about.
	You know, we can use clips of you and stuff like that.
	But, man, when you had the show notes, it was so easy to just go click on everything that you're referencing and play it back and rewind and stuff like that.
	And I really miss them, man.
	So if I could say anything else, I would just say I like more than I've seen.
	I mean, I guess I could put it in the write-up.
	It's just so ugly, too.
	Maybe there's like a text page we can just upload to.
	They can make me a new.
	Yeah, maybe I could make a separate website or something.
	I felt ugly.
	I felt gay.
	We'll ask our tech.
	Our tech guys listen to this, so we'll come up with something.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	I don't think there's a massive demand.
	I do think we're pretty good about zooming out and showing you the name of the.
	It's impossible to see, bro.
	But anyways, I'd love to be able to help propagate some of the madness.
	And I can never find the stuff that you're talking about.
	It's too difficult.
	But I like you more than my friends.
	I'm out.
	All right.
	Thanks.
	Okay, Jim.
	That's a bad sign if I'm not hanging up on people and they're doing it on their own.
	Yep.
	All right.
	Our next caller is.
	Oh, Sway is here from MTV.
	Yeah.
	306, you're on the line.
	Go ahead, 306.
	Hello?
	Hello?
	Go ahead.
	Come on.
	Hey, how's it going, dudes?
	All right.
	Good.
	How are you doing?
	Hang on.
	Hello, Babby.
	Hey, this is Matty.
	What's happening?
	Thank you.
	Appreciate it.
	Hang on.
	Ryan, cheers.
	What's up, man?
	Get to the call, please.
	Get your phone out the toilet.
	It was just on the World's Oldest Symbox earlier in the show.
	It just seems like, it seems like the Canadian professor with the fake tits and the wig, it seems like performance arts, his whole career after he had a career.
	Yeah.
	Well, I think the fake tits guy, not him, of course, but the OG, I think he's kidding to freak us out.
	Terrence Howard's not kidding.
	I think he's...
	I think he's just...
	Yeah, I think he did meth, and he was up for like five days, and he had all these revelations about numbers.
	And then he kept doing, like, not a lot of, like, I don't think he was on drugs on the view, but he kind of brainwashed himself.
	You confuse math.
	Yeah, not high at the time on TV.
	You confuse Math on TV at the time, but he probably sat around pretty high talking with.
	You showed the picture, was it Jesse Smollett?
	Because we all remember that.
	I'm Canadian.
	I don't know who the third one was in that picture.
	Me neither.
	Nikki Jones, I think.
	It seems like they got together because, you know, they're famous dudes with money sitting around doing some drugs.
	And they probably thought it would be a good idea to create a performance art to swoo some narrative, get some attention, because their careers are over.
	No way.
	No.
	You don't know a lot of black people, do you?
	I do.
	I live in Saskatchewan, so not really.
	They're like, maybe it's a joke on you.
	And you're like, no, Terrence Howard.
	Oh, wow.
	So it's legitimate.
	Okay, okay, all right.
	Well, I definitely learned that.
	Terrence Howard is a garbage person whose brain is a piece of shit.
	And that's what you're hearing.
	It's that simple.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	Maddie.
	Yep.
	Would you ever do meth in public or just not math?
	I love doing meth in public.
	I loved it.
	Oh, man.
	You did a lot of meth in public.
	Tons.
	Tons.
	I think 90% of the time you did meth, it was in public, right?
	Put it in the Gatorade, go for a ride.
	60, 70%.
	Oh, yeah.
	What did you guys call it when it was in your Gatorade?
	Oh, your special water.
	Or your Gatorade.
	want some of my drink.
	Yeah, it's like...
	It's when you get a boost and, you know, putting those long miles in.
	You could do a pub crawl or you could do a pub lick.
	You're just out there licking shit.
	Good stuff.
	They didn't lick it.
	They would drink it, but okay.
	Yeah.
	We have Men Singing is Gay 515 on the lay.
	Go ahead there, Carl.
	Hello.
	Hello.
	Hey, so, first I just want to say I, too, am gay for men, but I want to make the case that listening to men singing is homosexual.
	Hmm.
	Hmm.
	You know, at my age, 53, I've noticed music is just like I don't like it anymore.
	Like, when we hear a good song, I play it to intro the show, but as far as, like, driving, I'd rather listen to talk radio, and when I do listen to music, I get these earworms where it fucks up my head for, like, four days.
	I think I'm done with music forever.
	Well, maybe, maybe your problem is you listen to too many men sing, because wouldn't you agree?
	I mean, you said it yourself, but women have an inherent beauty and that they're the fair sex, right?
	Yeah, that's a good point.
	Like, Billy Bragg is sitting there, and he's like, Bad timing and me, we work a lot of things out this way.
	And you're listening to a man Yeah, so you're just gonna sit there to try to seduce a woman.
	Yeah, a man's pain whispering into your ear.
	And then there's you A little black cloud in a dress And then claiming That the most precious things we have apart See how they fall Forget the lyrics.
	May May Not fit together again.
	And it's true.
	He's like, Again Look up Let Me Paint You a Picture by Billy Bragg.
	Dude, I think you've come up with a major revelation here.
	It's fucking gay.
	It's groundbreaking.
	To listen to men sing.
	Like, Woman!
	Oh, dude, that one's the worst.
	I need you.
	And you're sitting there like, Yeah, he needs a woman.
	He's moaning in your ear and then once he goes, Aw, Aw, Aw, Aw.
	And you're like, Yeah!
	Yeah, Robert Plant, moan in my ear.
	Or even ACDC, he's raving around.
	He's like, Let me take it.
	It's kind of an emotional experience no matter what you're listening to because it's inspiring feelings and it's not like you're just sitting there listening to the talk radio or someone talking to you.
	You're usually by yourself, taking it in, and you got some man whispering in your ear.
	He's put a lot of thought into this call.
	That's so fucking true.
	Dude, I think you might be right.
	All right, thanks for calling.
	It's like getting a massage by a guy.
	Let's test it with this British guy seducing people in my ears.
	This is gay.
	It is gay.
	What the fuck?
	So he's singing to this woman and I'm, what, next to him?
	Like, you love her.
	Are you guys gonna be dating soon?
	Are you gonna kiss her on the lips?
	It's cocky.
	I love how much you love her.
	Puts it in your little light.
	Yeah, turn it up.
	If this is rain, let it fall on me and drown me.
	If this is rain, let it fall on me and drown me.
	Oh, you love her so much you want to drown in the rain of her.
	You die for her.
	He loves her, you guys.
	Throwing away to her.
	My love for you is strong, girl.
	My love for you is grand.
	It's real.
	What if he was singing to a guy?
	Maybe it's you.
	He's singing to you when you listen to it.
	Who's to do songs are fucking Bob Mould, Fag and El.
	You're reading a love letter.
	Yeah, I'm reading a love letter.
	You're a weirdo.
	I'm literally reading a love letter and just going, oh my god, this guy's head over heels.
	Wow.
	Look at this.
	He would do anything for her.
	This is quality.
	Like I'm reading a her-looking romance book.
	He wants to paint her a picture.
	I wonder what it looks like, you know?
	This guy's definitely in love.
	This guy's got her.
	He's got Julie on the brain.
	Julie?
	His love for her is real, by the way.
	It's not fake.
	Well, here she comes.
	She's got it.
	But wait a minute.
	Now, isn't it even kind of gay to listen to a woman sing?
	In this, because it's within a man's song.
	No, but she singed how much she loves him, so now I'm like, oh, she loves him.
	Yeah.
	So is music all gay?
	She's responding.
	Yeah, music's gay.
	What about instrumentals?
	Might be gay too.
	I don't know.
	I'm new to this.
	I heard it was against the Bible to listen to instrumentals.
	What is this gay music you speak of?
	Why?
	Um, I forgot, but I just heard about this.
	Most important decisions in life.
	Okay, that's enough.
	We've only got a few minutes left.
	That's why I'm straight for liking shit like this.
	And a comb up a sleeve Just in case And a lot of throw in jail In your hair I'd lock it Cause heaven forbid It should fall out of place Whoa, whoa You think you're spiritual Whoa, whoa You think you're something That's part of my leave.
	That don't impress me.
	That's one of my life goals, by the way.
	My goals include punching a deer in the face and going up to Brad Pitt and going, So you're Brad Pitt.
	That don't impress me.
	And then strutting away.
	He's going to be like, with my back to him, going, that don't impress me much.
	He would just whisper it like fifth time today.
	He's been on the news lately getting a bunch of shit from the F1 formula series.
	What?
	He's doing, I guess, research on a role he's doing in an upcoming movie about F1, like the car racing.
	And some like old school English champion does this thing called the gridwalk.
	So he walks up and down and talks to the drivers and stuff.
	And Brad Pitt just either didn't know who the fuck he was or whatever, but just like shit all over me.
	He's like, yeah, yeah, no, no, no.
	Thanks.
	I got no time for you.
	See you later.
	And the fucking fans are like, fuck you, Brad Pitt.
	That's going to flop, dude.
	Oh, you just pissed off the fan base.
	Oh, my God.
	The niche fan base.
	F1 is like nothing in America.
	Right, right.
	Right.
	Like, you have to go elsewhere.
	It's like soccer.
	They just blew it.
	Oh, he's fucking cut.
	One more thing on music being gay.
	Think about how gay rap is, right?
	You're listening to a dude talking about how successful he is, how tough he is.
	How he having sex out there.
	He talked about his penis in the song.
	Probably half the song.
	You're just like, you're so strong.
	So wait, what do you do with your money?
	However, the gayest t-shirt I ever saw was, it says, hip-hop makes me feel invincible.
	Imagine, I'm going to buy that.
	That shirt makes me feel like I'm going to be.
	I look like I got a Fetterman back.
	I got to get that shirt.
	Yeah, that's pretty cool.
	It makes me feel invincible, you guys.
	It's so fucking bad.
	What does the Bible say about instrumental?
	Can you not pull it up, Brian?
	Yeah.
	That they basically has to have lyrics with praising the Lord or something like that and admonishing one another in wisdom singing psalms and his pretty songs.
	Yeah, I heard something about that the other day.
	I'll look into it.
	But I love instrumental music, so that would hurt if I had to.
	I don't care what you love.
	I agree with the noisier songs, the melody of harps.
	I will not listen.
	Oh, whatever.
	We got to go.
	I want to find the hip-hop makes you feel invincible shirt.
	I wonder if it's still a fail.
	You want to take all over the middle?
	Hip-hop.
	Oh, dude, this guy was at the talk.
	He said he'd give us inside info.
	Devin or Deshaun, you're on the line.
	724.
	Hey.
	Hey.
	Guys, can you hear me?
	How you doing?
	Oh, my God.
	Awesome.
	Hey, I love you guys.
	Gavin?
	Yes.
	You hurt me on Monday.
	Uh-oh, sorry.
	Yeah, well, I'm from Pittsburgh.
	I drove out there with my girlfriend, and I just wanted to tell you about these two journalists that I met, and I Project Veritas them and filmed them.
	And I kind of wanted to tell you about them.
	Okay.
	Can you send it to us now?
	I think I could.
	I don't even know what I email.
	But one was from Pittsburgh and one's from Maryland.
	And they were talking to us, and they were like, oh, we're extremist journalists.
	And the one was from Pittsburgh and the one's from Maryland.
	And the one guy was saying, we're like, what's going on?
	We were playing dumb because we got there and the cops said that, oh, the thing's canceled.
	And we're like, fuck.
	Well, we're going to go up there anyway.
	We go up there, we park, we come down.
	And dude, you said there were 30 cops.
	There was like 50 cops with riot gear.
	And there was like 20 cops on horseback and an armored vehicle.
	So I go down there.
	We're going in.
	Basically, we're in the lion's den, but we like, I'm glad I took off my red hat.
	So anyway, we go down in.
	We're like walking in.
	The hyenas were surrounding this one guy that was drunk.
	Like we're kept going, but we're talking to these journalists.
	He's like, you know, we're extremist journalists.
	And he was like, be careful.
	The one was like, be careful going out tonight.
	There's going to be Proud Boys Hunting Pact that's going to go out and basically beat up minorities and liberals.
	He literally said that.
	What a fucking idiot.
	The irony is that that's what my speech was going to be about.
	It's going to be about how you are being lied to.
	Hunting packs.
	Crowdboys hunting packs?
	Dude, I've been watching you for five years.
	I was so excited to see you.
	Hopefully you've maybe come in the Pittsburgh area again.
	But these guys were so insane.
	And the people, to corroborate what the other guys said, no one knew who you were.
	Like, I was playing Dom.
	De and my girlfriend was playing Dom.
	And then they were like, please disperse.
	We just took the first warning and we got out of there.
	But I have the video of these guys.
	The one guy was literally wearing kidney shields and a gas mask.
	And he's like, I'm wearing kidneys and everything.
	And he's the dude that told us about the Proud Boy hunting pack that he witnessed.
	He said, you better watch out tonight when you guys go out.
	Wait, if he was the kidney.
	Wait a minute.
	If he was wearing a gas mask, he could have been the pepper sprayer.
	Because I remember the guy who pepper sprayed had a gas mask.
	He was fat.
	He was a loser.
	I don't know.
	I don't know.
	I haven't seen the footage.
	I heard you on the other show saying about some guy with a hat, but he wasn't wearing a hat.
	Send the video.
	He had a gas mask on, and he literally had kidney shields, and he lifted them up.
	And I Project Veritas, like I said, I have the videos.
	I could send them.
	It might be a nothing burger, but I just couldn't know what the fact is.
	Send it to mailbag at censored.tv and make the subject heading nothing burger.
	I'm not being facetious.
	It's just how I'll find it.
	Hold on.
	You said censored at mailbag.type.tv?
	No, mailbag at censored.tv.
	Okay.
	One word.
	Mailbag is obviously one word.
	But hopefully you can get it for the next show or something.
	But big fan.
	Love you all.
	Brian, you're on.
	Thanks, man.
	Later.
	Got three minutes left.
	Let's see how many calls we can squeeze in.
	Okay.
	An idea.
	Four, zero, three.
	Oh, I'm on.
	Hey, what's going on?
	What's up?
	Hey, man.
	For people just starting out in politics, it would be nice to have a list of books, reliable websites, and just like entertainment in general.
	I don't know, because it's hard to find not woke stuff online.
	How old are you?
	How old are you?
	20.
	20.
	Yeah, it's called Pat Buchanan, and the first book is called Death of the West.
	I've done a lot of reading lists on this show.
	There's Glenn Becker.
	I forgot to say one thing.
	Is there, I don't know if you'd be able to do this, but like maybe like a written list in your website?
	No, but there's many videos, but I'm telling you books now that are going to fill up your year.
	So maybe just listen.
	So write down this.
	Pat Buchanan, Death of the West.
	Michelle Malkin, Who Built That?
	Glenn Beck, Miracles and Massacres.
	Ann Coulter.
	I mean, all of them, but I guess Demonic in Trump We Trust.
	Okay.
	John Stossel.
	Oh, what the fuck?
	No, You Can't.
	Those are all easy, fun, silly books to read.
	Now everyone's sending me fucking nothing burger emails.
	That's crazy.
	It's out there, dude.
	And Milo and Nick Fuentes put out a great list.
	Anyway, thanks for calling.
	All right, we got the last one here on the line, a man named Tony.
	Let's see.
	253, you're on the Leely.
	Hey, guys, so the whole Jewish success thing is biblical.
	It pretty much proves Christianity's right.
	If the New Testament, the Old Testament didn't say that Jews are the chosen people a million times, and then they didn't become successful, it would kill the Bible's credibility.
	If it said New Guineans are the chosen people, the people of New Guinea, you would obviously know that from 1200 BC when it was predicted the Jews would be on top, and it came true 3,000 years later, 3,200 years later, it kind of proves the Bible's right.
	So I think it's a good thing.
	But doesn't that mean that God likes Jews better than Christians?
	Yes, it says that.
	That's why Jesus had to come down and die for our sins so the Gentiles could actually go to heaven because before it was only Jews could.
	So that's the whole movement.
	So if you're Christian, shouldn't you convert to Judaism?
	No, because they stopped reading the book.
	No, because Jesus came down and died for the Gentiles.
	Yeah, but the one thing, Jews don't believe that Jesus was the Son of God.
	I know, but it does state in the Bible that the Jews will have a chance at the altar to go back on that and say, I guess we were wrong.
	I guess you were really the Messiah.
	The liberal Jew-run Pharisees told us you were just like David Koresh guy.
	So we went along with them and had you killed.
	But shit, I'm sorry.
	That was a big fuck-up.
	And so it's biblical that they will have a shot after death to say, sorry, Jesus, I didn't realize you were real.
	So I think that's part of what Jews are doing is they obviously have a liberal agenda, an anti-Christian, even anti-Jewish agenda.
	They don't like their religion.
	Like Gavin says, they're ginos, Jewish name only.
	They're not practicing Jews most of the time.
	The heads of all the Hollywood studios, the heads of all of the media studios and media in general, are Jewish predominantly.
	And it just means they're the chosen people.
	The Bible was right.
	3,200-year-old prediction.
	You can look it up.
	And so I think it proves Christianity and Judaism and really Islam as well.
	I mean, those poor guys, I think it is the same God as like the God of Abraham.
	It's Old Testament.
	Yeah, they all use the biblical Philistines or the Palestinians, you know, Israelis.
	And, you know, when David versus Goliath, that was Israel versus Palestine.
	You know, Philistines, Israel.
	So it just says don't turn on Israel in the Bible.
	The Antichrist turns on Israel in the end days.
	So don't side with the Antichrist, guys.
	If you're anti-Semite.
	All right.
	Thanks for the update, sir.
	Good angle.
	That's it for us, folks.
	We'll see you tomorrow.
	And we'll see Maddie next week.
	Yep.

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