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Oct. 28, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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GOML LIVE #171 - TERRYOLOGY (Part 1)

Terrence Howard has some new "owdest symbos" and everyone pretends he's not insane. Then, we take a hundred calls and learn listening to music is gay.

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	BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG Live from New York, it's "Get Off My Lawn" with Gavin McInnis!
	BANG BANG BANG BANG Ah.
	Hello, folks.
	Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn Live, our Thursday live show where we take calls, read letters, communicate with the people.
	We have the co-host, Matty Odell is back.
	What's up, everybody?
	Good to see you.
	Looking young.
	You look like you've lost a lot of weight.
	I'm down.
	I'm in like the high 180s right now.
	180s?
	Yeah.
	Remember you said you couldn't break 200?
	Well, yeah, I'm down to like, I weighed myself out there as like 188.
	Can you see your penis in the shower?
	Oh, yeah.
	I think that's every man's goal, but with you it's different because your cock is so huge that you could be.
	According to Ryan, I got a nice set of hangers.
	So you guys just made scotch eggs on Matty's shitty little kitchen.
	Yeah, it came out yesterday on the drop Wednesday.
	Despite being Scottish and spending summers in Scotland, I never had scotch eggs.
	Had you?
	No.
	First time I've actually eaten them.
	Maybe it's like Canadian bacon.
	It's one of these things that the people of that place don't have.
	Yeah.
	And what was the sauce you used?
	Sausage.
	Oh, that was like mayonnaise and like a Dijon mustard with chives in it.
	And that's what they usually do?
	Yeah.
	I mean, you could use HP sauce, brown sauce, you know, anything preferred.
	What did you think of them, Ryan?
	Dude.
	Yeah, really good.
	I mean, you guys are used to eating dogs, right?
	So, you're grossed out by it.
	No, I've never eaten a dog.
	But it was delicious, and really, it was like just... I've never tasted anything like it.
	Like, it's a crunchy outside, you get like a nice, you know, firm sausage, and then inside... Ooh, a nice firm sausage.
	That sounds yummy.
	What's wrong with that?
	Yeah.
	You like a nice firm sausage, don't you?
	Anyway, yeah, it's a nice firm sausage that melts in your mouth.
	Well, you got to chew it.
	You got to work it in your mouth a little bit.
	And then besides the firm sausage, now you have like a runny, beautiful egg that's just like... Yeah, soft-boiled egg in the middle is the best.
	Dude.
	It looks like it's kind of a pain in the ass to make, though.
	No, well, as long as you have enough time and you don't have to, like, rush to get out of there to play D&D.
	Yeah, you know, if your camera guy's not in a time constraint to play Dungeons & Dragons.
	Well, we'll get to that, but, like, it's not plausible that you'd live in a Scottish home and be making Scotch eggs before going to work.
	No, you'd have to, like, plan, like, you're planning to make that.
	Yeah.
	You can make a big old batch, right?
	It's weird, though, because it's such a breakfast-y food.
	Oh, yeah.
	And it's something you can't make in a rush.
	Right.
	Oh, maybe it's like a hungover Saturday.
	Yeah.
	So how long did it take you?
	Believe it or not, from start to finish, it was less than an hour.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, that's a good Saturday hangover food.
	Yeah.
	But I'll tell you what, it was worth... It was definitely... It was good.
	How many did you make?
	I just made two for the show.
	But I have plenty of sausage on standby and all the fixings to make it.
	So it was one for the money and two for the show.
	That's how you do that joke, Ryan.
	Pretty much.
	You don't just go, two for the money?
	Money for nothing, your tricks are free.
	Yeah, but Ryan ate everything.
	He ate the bed of arugula, he ate everything that was on the plate.
	Your buddy was there, he's like, uh oh, he's eating the garnish.
	Who was the buddy?
	My buddy Dean.
	Great guy.
	By the way, that opening band was called La Misma.
	Misma.
	That means the same.
	And the song is Saudade.
	Dada don't know what the fuck it is.
	But it's all these hardcore bands.
	It's a compilation of hardcore bands who were around during 9-11.
	And it's called Ground Zero.
	Wow.
	And it's real good, real raw.
	So, I guess we have to get to this.
	Ryan, you hurried away from the Scotch Eggs shoot to play Dungeons & Dragons!
	That's true.
	Let me see.
	So, what do you want to know?
	I hear it was a real intense sesh.
	Yes, it was.
	Who told you that?
	You've heard?
	What's with your gay smirk?
	Well, word travels around the Shire pretty fast, of our travels through the realms.
	And who is this group?
	Did you meet them through Baby Monsters?
	I just, I was talking about it, and I said, email me on the show.
	And then I got emailed by a lot, like it's got 30 people.
	Yeah, the short answer is yes.
	Yeah, it's got 30 people in it, but our campaign that we've been doing for weeks now is like a prolonged story.
	And you met the DM, he went to Dallas.
	Um...
	And he gave me those awesome dice.
	Anyway, so basically what happened was... I loved Dungeons & Dragons when I was 11.
	Did you play it for real?
	Yeah, yeah.
	I made my own book.
	Whoa.
	A dungeon book.
	That's awesome.
	But then I turned like 12, 13, and I was getting a little old.
	It gets more complicated, so... It starts hurting.
	A lot of the noobs... It starts seeming like a waste of time when you're about 14.
	A lot of the noobs drop out around that time.
	Yeah.
	So anywho... You will die hard.
	Virgins.
	Go.
	Should I just do it?
	You should just fucking shoot yourself is what you should do.
	So, uh, what, what was this important event that you were talking about?
	Oh, yeah.
	Well, so, we just left the Swamp of Sorrows, and thanks to the Druid... Is that Washington, D.C.?
	Yes.
	We had to drain the swamp.
	And, no, I mean, this fucking Elven ship came around, and they boarded us.
	They linked their ropes onto us.
	They anchored onto us.
	And then three, like, soldiers came on, and then there was, like, this Elven princess woman who came on.
	She's, like, she's got this Guidestone detector, And she's like, it's glowing.
	You have our guide stone.
	And it's true.
	We did get a guide stone from a sunken ship at the Swamp of Stars after battling the three dragons, our first dragons of the campaign.
	So she sensed your stone.
	Yeah.
	And so I told her, listen, how'd she know that?
	Are you guys all on a Zoom while this is going on?
	It's on a Discord.
	So it's all a video chat.
	Yeah, so I I tell the lady I use my charisma and I have to roll In order to convince her and it is not if you do a bad roll.
	She's just like fuck you and you're all dead Well, she a human we'll start the battle then at that is this person who well, she's an elf elf elf An elf.
	But is it a computer program that goes, we know that you have a thing?
	Or it's some girl, like, who lives in where?
	DC?
	It's literally our dungeon master, Phil the Thrill, who just says what's happening.
	So you're kind of pissed, too.
	Like, when things start fucking up against you, you're like, there's three dragons, a guy here, and there's a fucking spear up your ass.
	You're like, what the fuck?
	It's like he's making all of it up.
	And you're kind of dealing with his storytelling.
	That's enough of that.
	But let me tell you.
	No.
	It was wild.
	I'm done.
	I'm done with that.
	So we have a weird thing here.
	The ad guy sent me reads.
	Okay.
	And I'm like, we went through this, you know, you're fired, right?
	So I assume he's listening.
	I don't know.
	I just want to make sure we're clear here.
	Hello, you've reached Vincent.
	Just blew up his spot.
	OK, so somebody said the audio is echoing.
	Let me make sure that that's not just that person.
	I've heard that from one person.
	OK.
	And not our usual guy.
	I'm hearing nothing echo.
	Bob.
	Yeah, you're wrong.
	Why are the sponsors printed out like five times?
	Is anyone else hearing an echo?
	No.
	Now we should make it clear how you can communicate with us.
	Email, don't email.
	We have 8,000 letters.
	We have the calls that are gonna be coming in soon.
	And then we have, explain that Discord thing.
	Oh, well, no, this, right?
	Yeah, that's what I meant.
	So, yeah, audio's fine.
	Super chat.
	Super chat.
	So you would click here, donate to read a message on there.
	The way you get here is through the desktop version.
	So you go to sensor.tv on your computer.
	You click the live banner at the top here, and then you'll click that.
	You can chat for free in here, you know, if you're signed up.
	And then we'll read your message here.
	And then, yeah, people donate.
	They leave messages and we donate the money to Max and John, the Proud Boys who got us.
	Oh, hit the 20k mark!
	Oh, good.
	We cleared 20.
	So that's 10 each for them.
	Outstanding.
	And we'll give them a bunch of money when they get out.
	Because no matter where you are on the political spectrum, you should not have to serve four years in prison for a fistfight when the victim said, No, I don't want to press charges.
	And the victims started the fight.
	And the fight was 17 seconds.
	So we'll read those in a second.
	But I think what we have to do with the sponsors is we have to pay our debt.
	So I'm still reading these because they've already paid us.
	But then we're going to need a new ad guy.
	If anyone does podcast ad sponsorship, please let us know.
	We fired the previous guy because his negligence led to a website for one of our sponsors that had the anti-semitic, goyish, whatever, the Jewish guy as me with the tartan hat on and it was a gold company.
	So we were not impressed with that.
	It didn't impress us much.
	And whether he did it on purpose is irrelevant.
	Because he was so bad at his job, we considered that he was a brilliant prankster.
	I'm still 50-50 on that.
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	New York Giants and Seattle Seahawks.
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	A trillion, 300 million, billion dollars.
	Okay.
	Also in the news.
	We've got a lot.
	I could talk news all day.
	It's kind of the problem with the structure of the show is we have too much content.
	Like I have a thousand emails I haven't read that I've read myself and I go, these are good.
	And then I have at least a hundred stories I could talk about.
	I guess we'll get it all taken care of in the marathon.
	In December, right before Christmas, we're going to do a No Sleep Till Christmas Super Marathon, which will be a non-stop Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, five-day show.
	And being good at it, if you will.
	So see if you can handle that.
	But we're obviously going to be on meth the whole time.
	And poppers.
	A little bit of poppers.
	Have you ever done poppers?
	I've sniffed a poppers thing, yeah.
	Have you ever done poppers?
	Anal nitrate?
	Oh, no, no, no.
	That fag drug?
	I thought it was called anal nitrate because it loosens your asshole.
	I know you did.
	You don't even have to tell me that.
	I can tell that you're the kind of person that thinks it's anal nitrate.
	I did it before I knew it was like a gay drug and then I looked back and I was like, was that guy trying to fuck me?
	It got zero other vibes.
	I got a splitting headache from it.
	I was like, why would he want to sniff?
	It's like a little yellow and red vial, right?
	Yeah, it's got a lightning bolt on it.
	It's in all the gay bars.
	Speaking of gay...
	I moved to Montreal in 1988.
	I was obviously drowning in homosexuals.
	They were everywhere.
	We would go to gay bars to pick up chicks because fag hags would be lonely.
	There was a bar called Cox there.
	There'd be homosexuals everywhere.
	Didn't mean anything to us and we would prey on the fag hags.
	My wife's a fag hag.
	That's how I met my wife.
	Well, I didn't meet her at a gay bar but She was part of that culture.
	She was in fashion.
	I've never not been around homosexuals.
	I don't dislike them.
	It's like Hasidic Jews.
	I get that they have a thing and it's none of my beeswax and go bananas, kids.
	Not a thing on my radar.
	Um, I feel bad for them that they fuck so much they get monkey pox and AIDS.
	It's sort of like the drill rappers in the Bronx.
	I couldn't give less of a shit about them.
	That kid who got murdered down the street, I feel nothing.
	But generally I kind of feel bad that they're killing each other with no, they're not even doing it for drug territory for crying out loud.
	So that's how I feel about homos.
	And Proud Boys was formed in New York City, so it was obviously plenty of homos, plenty of Jews, plenty of visible minorities, because that's New York City.
	It's just the way we are.
	And it's funny how outsiders just assume that you're this weird redneck who hates gays and blacks.
	I've lived in New York City for most of my life at this point.
	25 years.
	Actually, almost half my life.
	And you don't hate blacks and gays and Jews or anything Chinese here.
	It'd be like hating giraffes when you lived in the zoo.
	Come on now, doll.
	So this retaliation is bizarre.
	I'm preparing you for something that is so fucking retarded.
	So what this is, is this is kids in Pennsylvania, which is basically like the Midwest, really, where Penn State is.
	Like the culture is very Madison, very normie, very white.
	They had a drag queen rally called Together We Are.
	At the same time, I was meant to have my talk, and this was a protest.
	And what it actually is, is probably straight kids.
	I don't even think these guys are gay voguing.
	Now I was around for voguing in the eighties.
	It was a big thing in New York where these homos do this, like they're all on fucking Coke and they dance around, they collapse.
	And they just like, it went from like a fashion show walk to like over the top fashion show walk, I guess, because men have more energy and testosterone.
	So they take the silly gay fashion walk and they make it through the roof.
	Right.
	So what you're about to see is possibly gay, probably not, white male college students voguing to protest me and Alex Stein.
	And it's pathetic.
	I bet you he's not gay.
	they're figures i think his teeth fly out at some point Yeah, right there.
	I don't know what that was.
	Maybe an earring?
	That was his Viola Coke.
	And then she's Dora the Mexican drunk who's drinking tequila.
	I think that's a chick.
	I think this is a chick, too.
	I think this is a girl doing a drag queen thing.
	And then when they do vogue movements like this, everyone goes nuts.
	Because they saw a documentary about voguing.
	And then look at this guy.
	As Matty pointed out, you're 20, you did a cartwheel.
	Yeah, you probably should be able to do a cartwheel at that age.
	I could do that right now.
	Any college student should be able to do a cartwheel.
	Fuck you, he says.
	They're on your side, Stu.
	Like, who are you rebelling against?
	I don't want drag shows for little kids, but a bunch of adults doing drag show?
	Okay.
	Voguing?
	Okay.
	You know, this is happening all around us right now in New York City, a hundred times over.
	Oh, yeah.
	Well, you used to have a place called Lips and... Yeah, I went there with Milo and Pamela Geller.
	All the waitresses were, uh...
	Drag queens.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Oh, it's not a new thing.
	You're not blowing our minds, guys.
	It was like a novelty.
	Guys would go there.
	Groups of guys would go.
	Oh, the tourists are there.
	It's like half tourists laughing their heads off.
	Yeah.
	Moms from Ireland and stuff.
	Like, you're not...
	You're not blowing any minds.
	And then the last news item I really want to get to is, uh, our buddy Terrence.
	What's his name?
	Terrence Crawford.
	Otis Simbos.
	Terrence Howard.
	Terrence Howard.
	So dude, like we live in a country that has a black worship problem where when black guys do anything, we start shitting ourselves and going, this is awesome without checking what it is.
	Now, Terrence Howard has decided that math is wrong.
	One times zero is not zero.
	That doesn't make sense to him, so it's wrong.
	And the square root of four is not two.
	That sounds weird to him, so it's wrong.
	I've heard meth heads talk like this.
	Crystal meth.
	You've done a lot of meth, Matty.
	Did you ever get into these meth conversations where you thought you had outsmarted physics?
	No.
	Zero times anything is zero.
	I still believe that to this day.
	Yeah, things can seem weird.
	Here's something that seems weird to me.
	If you flip a coin and it's heads 20 times, the odds of it being heads the next time are still 50-50.
	As my dad said, punching his desk, coins don't have a fucking memory.
	That sounds weird to me, but I know it's mathematically true, so I accept it.
	Not Terrence.
	He goes, nice try.
	Nice try, physics.
	And then he goes farther than just reinventing mathematics.
	He calls it, what does he call it?
	Terrence-ology?
	Terry-ology or something like that.
	Even the name Terrence, like why the fuck wouldn't you be Terry?
	Then he goes, there's actually symbols that were sent here, I think from outer space, to, uh, that can help us harness their energy.
	And you can just like power a truck from a symbol.
	Really?
	No gas necessary.
	Huh.
	But the gas companies, they keep that.
	Is that kind of like Prince's symbol?
	It's more of a repeating shape.
	The princess symbol is very non-repeatable.
	And because the West worships black people, they had them at Oxford do a talk.
	- Now you know this is one of the oldest symbols. - Jesus Christ.
	- He's one of the oldest himbos.
	- Don't, don't, yeah.
	Don't you want him to sit with mathematicians I want him to sit with the top mathematicians and physicists in the world in a room.
	Now my dad and my father-in-law are both very successful physicists.
	My dad's a mathematician and my father-in-law is a biochemist and I show them this kind of shit and they don't laugh.
	They don't like it.
	They just go, this is very tedious.
	I'm like, this is pure rubbish!
	You're the ones I want to watch this with!
	Like, I sat my father-in-law and my dad down with a documentary about this symbol that the alien sent us and how it provides us the evidence on how to harness the energy of the universe without using gas, and they're just like, halfway through, they're just like, this is tedious, this is garbage.
	I'm like, no.
	I need you to tell me exactly how ludicrous it is.
	Anyway, so I don't think top scientists in the world would want to sit down with Terrence, but that would be fun.
	And I have a feeling that the first, like, half hour would be them going, wait, what?
	I can't even, like, they couldn't even get out the door.
	Like, is this a joke?
	Like, what do you, wait, wait, what does that mean?
	What is a multi-plane thing?
	And remember, if you, we watched his Oxford talk on the show, and he kept, he was frustrated that he didn't bring this symbol, this chart, this structure, and he didn't have a PowerPoint.
	So he kept saying, it's hard to do without showing you.
	With the view, He was fully prepared and he has the Simbo with him.
	So the view was like, yeah, you talked at Oxford.
	And by the way, his credibility becomes cumulative.
	So because he's been on, did a talk at Oxford, now he can do, say it on the talk show.
	Now, because he's been at the View in Oxford, I guess the White House is next.
	And he can explain to Mr. Magoo, the president, uh, how the Otis Simbos can run the economy.
	He's already had an interview with the Rolling Stones.
	Oh yeah, yeah, he said I wrote an article for Rolling Stones Magazine.
	Oh this is great mate, thanks.
	What?
	We just did a little fanzine about our band because we're hoping to get off the ground.
	We've only been around for half a century.
	It's called Rolling Stones Magazine.
	We're currently in litigation with Jan Wenner.
	Well, I'm gonna talk about this since we're here.
	Now, a couple years ago, I did an article for the Rolling Stones, and they said I was crazy because I was telling them that the square root of 2 was a rational number.
	This is the proof that the square root of 2 is a rational number.
	Well, you went to Oxford to present, right?
	What's the square root of 2?
	And when I was at Oxford, now this is the point where four bubbles meet.
	Bubbles.
	Equally and oppositely.
	Can I touch it?
	Yes.
	Equally and oppositely.
	And it's where twelve planes meet.
	That looks like a balloon art animal from a clown.
	It is.
	So, Noodles the Clown made this for me at a birthday.
	Yeah, that was given out at a four-year-old's birthday party.
	I went to Barnum and Berry, and I stayed afterwards, and the Rodeo Clown made me this.
	I made this for the Rolling Stones.
	What is a rational number?
	I think it's a non-infinite number.
	I know whole numbers are like non decimal point.
	Rational numbers?
	Is it a number that can't be?
	What is a rational number?
	I think it's a non infinite number.
	Or it doesn't have a decimal points, right?
	Can be expressed as the quotient of two integers.
	Oh, I'm a retard.
	It's above my pay grade.
	I don't know what integers are.
	Would you like to do some math in public, Matty?
	No, never do math in public.
	And this is why, look at Terrence.
	The square root of two is one.
	He also said, I think he said, remember he said something like, people think that zero times one is zero.
	And I got, if you believe that, then, oh, he said that at the Oxford talk, then I'll give you a pound.
	You can multiply by zero and we'll watch it disappear.
	No, I can't believe I'm saying this, but one times zero means the list of ones is at zero, so there's no ones.
	The occurrences are zero of that.
	How many oranges are there?
	There's zero oranges.
	Okay, so there's no orange there.
	But you said orange.
	It doesn't mean we take an orange, we put it into a thing, and it vanishes.
	That's called magic.
	Yeah.
	When you times it.
	Or your mouth.
	Where's the orange peel?
	You can't eat that.
	People thought I was crazy until I showed this.
	This is an undiscovered geometry that I'm now making known to the world here on this show.
	Thank you so much.
	There was a little bit of tremor in his voice there.
	Yeah, yeah there was.
	He sounded like he was gonna cry.
	Yeah, it must be very emotional for him to do such a... Yeah.
	He must get pussy from this.
	You know how hard it is to... Because first she's like, bullshit, you're just a psycho meth head.
	Oh really?
	Why was I invited to Oxford then?
	Why was I on The View?
	Hmm.
	Because you're a clown.
	They can't all be nuts.
	He's emotional because you know how hard it is to transport a balloon?
	You gotta blow it up.
	Dude, that was in a crazy box.
	And he was like, where my box at?
	Yeah.
	It's right next to you, Terrence.
	We haven't moved yet.
	Okay, okay, okay.
	This is very important.
	This is one of the oldest symbols.
	It's an undiscovered geometrical shape.
	They were so upset.
	Because how can a man that didn't graduate from one of their prestigious schools come and tell them that the square root of two was a rational number?
	And I said, I didn't come to tell you guys this, I just came to prove to you that it's a rational number.
	Wouldn't it be awesome if this was a documentary just like Joaquin Phoenix did that thing, where he was going deep undercover?
	And then at the end of it, he's like, look how much they kiss my ass because I'm an idiot, but I'm black.
	I think it would be more awesome if he was right.
	And he found a loophole in mathematics.
	And we were all driving around in Otis Symbolmobiles for free.
	The economy was just through the roof.
	No more pollution.
	Wormholes and black holes.
	Left and right are happy now because we have infinite power and we're not hurting the environment anymore.
	He saved the world.
	King Terrence Howard.
	Maybe the D.O.D.
	and the Pentagon have called him up.
	Yeah.
	He's the new Tony Stark.
	They didn't like it.
	That's true.
	That's the only thing he said that's true.
	The academics at Oxford did not like it.
	Not that they have any credentials.
	I like it.
	Terrence, we love it.
	I love it.
	Can I have one?
	I'm making these balloons out in the hallway when you're done.
	He's the most confident scientist I've ever come across in my life.
	Next to Neil deGrasse Tyson.
	They didn't like what I had to do.
	He's the most confident scientist I've ever come across in my life.
	Next to Neil deGrasse Tyson.
	He just breaks down his whole order of operations to discover that.
	I had to show them.
	THEIR OWNERS.
	Why didn't I like it?
	Because you didn't go to Oxford?
	Well, because... That I'm aware of?
	Well, you have to remember our entire world economy is based on one times one equaling one.
	So if you can prove that an action times an action equals a reaction, which science proves, then one times one must equal more than one.
	And to have the physical proof of it, that kind of shakes things up a bit.
	His phone goes off, by the way, or somebody's phone.
	I'm guessing it's his because I'm pretty sure they know the drill.
	Yeah, I'm pretty sure people who have a daily TV show know how to turn your fucking phone off.
	That's my default ringtone.
	I love this blazer.
	And to have the physical proof of it, that kind of shakes things up a bit.
	Well, you're a shaker-upper.
	Speaking of shaking up, could you put your shit on vibrate, sir?
	You're a shaker.
	I like how Meghan McCain didn't fall for it.
	Look at this.
	He tweeted, I don't know when this is.
	Oh, November 2017.
	So this is ancient tiny.
	This is the proof to the world of science mathematics that one times one equals two.
	I don't want to nitpick.
	I think he might be thinking of one plus one.
	So there he has a massive chart that he wrote for the Rolling Stones.
	When you stop me up!
	Wait a second, Terrence is outside.
	Keith Richards probably really enjoyed this presentation.
	This is excellent.
	People wonder why the Rolling Stones have lasted so long.
	It's because they follow Terrence-ology.
	Okay, wait, wait.
	Unbalance equation.
	We will call the first value of one, the second value of one.
	What?
	Mathematics doesn't usually have this many sentences.
	Is it a finished equation?
	Yes or no?
	Hmm.
	Okay, wait, that's the meat of it right there.
	A, B, and C. Okay, A, we will call the first value of 1.
	B, we will call the second value of 1.
	C, we will call the third value of 1 on the opposite end of the equation.
	Plus 1, plus 1.
	What?
	That's not how you letter things either, list things.
	Wait, keep going?
	How much is it by the way if 101 so 1 times 1 is is 2 so we were close wait a minute wait 3 equals 2 The basic laws of common sense Hmm wait keep going with that.
	What's the next page that doesn't look like the balanced equation does it oh?
	My god.
	Yeah Terrence math is almost no words.
	Oh Like you look at Einstein with the theory of relativity, it's just a fucking big pile of numbers and cosines and those little squiggly long division signs and fractions.
	This is a man who walked in, like, Gordon Ramsay's kitchen and he was like, here's a piece of shit with a leaf on top.
	And pardon my French.
	Otherwise, there's no way to make mathematical sense or solve for the impossible hypothesis of one times one equals one.
	I hereby call, and pardon my French, bullshit on one times one equal-ing.
	Equaling.
	On that note, I must immediately declare that it's a false statement Wow Wow, so what do people say to that?
	This is like I wish real mathematicians would respond Yeah, anyone else You show him, Terrence, with that number shit.
	Oh, Jesus Christ.
	My brother, you're confusing me.
	How do the people that handle him or that are around him let him?
	Does one times three equal four?
	What?
	It's going back to the time of the Egyptians.
	doesn't reach 6,000 years ago.
	Multiplication table and a flat view of universal geometry.
	Yeah, okay.
	The poor misguided people, false axiom.
	Oh, so he's, oh, is this like a Hebrew Israelites kind of thing?
	Yeah, it's going back to the time of the Egyptians.
	Yeah, honestly, what the fuck?
	Can we get an update?
	That's how they built the pyramid.
	Oh, I remember this.
	Golden Globes?
	and Golden Globes.
	Golden Globes?
	How many Golden Globes did you win?
	As a child, I studied chemical engineering at Pratt Institute, was there for two years until I saw that there was an inconsistency with the math there.
	And so I went out to explore a new way-- Isn't Pratt like an art school?
	Yeah, in Brooklyn.
	Are you kidding?
	Yeah, Pratt's an art school.
	I don't think they have a chemical engineering program.
	Maybe.
	I'm banned from Pratt.
	Yeah, I did a talk there on cool in like 2003 or 2000.
	Is it in the city or in Brooklyn?
	It's in Brooklyn.
	It's in Brooklyn.
	Yeah, I think it's in like Park Slope.
	Yeah.
	And at one point during the talk, they I made a joke about like, yeah, I have a mustache.
	A lot of gays have mustaches, but I'm not I'm not gay.
	It's not a gay thing at all.
	It was a really obvious silly joke about pretending that I'm worried people think I'm gay because I have a mustache.
	Total throwaway line.
	They were so mortified that not only am I banned but the talk and it was called like it was sponsored by I think Red Bull or some shit.
	They canceled that entire series and ended those cool hipster talks because of my gay joke.
	So we were nuts we've been nuts for a good 20 years so this person did a presumptive article they did Terry ology on Terry's math and came to such conclusions like we've all got tons of Metaphorical faces your body is a temple and other people's temple mankind needs more socialism haters don't actually exist people are clueless Like, I'm okay with that kind of silly thinking when it's philosophy, because everything is subjective when you get like that.
	But the fact that he's trying to apply ridiculous, I don't know, artistic philosophy to mathematics... Explain this.
	Crazy is as crazy does do the math.
	Let's start doing the math on that thing.
	Okay.
	Those are stacked.
	That is proof.
	Is that supposed to be like a double helix?
	Like...
	I guess.
	Look at his blown out low res.
	What the fuck is this?
	Jesse Spallette.
	Terrence Howard.
	My nigga, you could get a full res image.
	Whatever.
	Poor guy.
	I'll follow him.
	He's too busy.
	Yeah, follow him, man.
	I want more of that.
	Oh, he does some art, too.
	He does art?
	I do everything.
	I learned art at MIT.
	I think we've done the arts justice.
	I had a biology teacher named William Tisdale when I was 14.
	No you didn't.
	He always spoke about biology in relation to... You just want to push him to go to Pratt.
	...and shapes.
	It made me respect nature.
	It made me respect life.
	It made me respect myself.
	He would tell me keep it simple... Well stop.
	...nature does.
	You know what I'm remembering right now?
	Remember he was in that pimp movie?
	Yeah.
	Hustle and Flow.
	Yeah, Hustle and Flow.
	Justin Theroux told me a long time ago that Terrence Howard told him how to be a pimp.
	And he had interviewed a bunch of pimps for the show, for the movie, in advance.
	What the fuck was it?
	Character research.
	It's like you start dating a girl and you leave her some money afterwards and you keep doing that until she gets used to it and then you start slowly farming her out.
	Like you pay her to go out with your friend and then you slowly do that until the next thing they know they're a prostitute.
	I'm probably not doing it justice.
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	Things are getting scary out there.
	The Biden administration has already printed more money in the past two years than the previous 100 years combined.
	The national debt just hit a record $30 trillion.
	Inflation is the highest we've seen since 1982.
	I was just at the bar talking to a guy who looked up his 401k and was mortified at the damage that had been done, and I reminded him That my dad took out all of his money when Biden was elected and my brother and I laughed at him because he lost $50,000.
	I mean actualized losses.
	And now he's sitting pretty.
	$50,000 is a great loss.
	He's making like 1% in a savings account in the bank and kicking all of our asses.
	By the way, Sean Hannity is fucking loaded.
	He's got money from real estate, not from Fox News.
	I think he's worth a hundred million bucks.
	Um, the national debt just hit a record 30 trillion.
	Inflation is the highest we've ever had since the 80s.
	It's only a matter of time before this house of cards comes crashing down.
	If you have retirement savings, your money could be at serious risk.
	Talk to my friends at Gold Co.
	to see how you can protect your retirement with gold and silver before it's too late.
	Go to, and this is very important folks, don't go to the wrong site because that's where people get fired.
	gomlgold.com.
	Is that where you're at right now, Ryan?
	That is, well, that's where you go if you want the motherfucking this, where you'll actually put in your info and stuff.
	That's where your promo code will work.
	Gold Co.
	will give you $10,000 in free silver when you open a qualified account.
	That's G-O-M-L.
	Gold.com.
	Again, G-O-M-L, gold.com.
	You know what I always say about this.
	It makes sense to have some of your money in gold.
	At least some.
	Okay, we'll be going behind the paywall soon.
	You freeloaders have had almost as much free content as you deserve.
	But let's take a couple calls, maybe look at a couple letters.
	Oh, let's read some Super Chats.
	Thursday night is the night we get back in touch with the people.
	If they've got a problem with the show, we're all ears.
	Usually it's someone anonymous telling me I'm a pussy.
	Seems to be the pattern.
	You got a problem?
	Yo, I'll solve it.
	Oh, here we go.
	I have a degree in mathematics.
	He's trying to prove the square root of two is rational, but the proof that the square root of two is irrational is a famously simple proof.
	The blue box in this link is the entire proof.
	You might not understand the proof, but you'll notice the proof doesn't require balloon animals.
	Math profs do actually contain a lot of words, but he is just rambling nonsensically.
	Well, my dad made me take mathematics, calculus, and algebra, but calculus I remember the most, in university.
	I said, I'm not going to pay for this unless you take math, but Canadian University, it's mostly paid for by the government.
	So it's like four or five grand a year.
	So I just said, uh, I'll just work as a janitor at the school and pay for this.
	Cause fuck this shit.
	It is way too hard.
	I had to sit at the front of the class with like five coffees just to get a 51 in Canada.
	It's like 51% to pass.
	But I remember, I think one of my final exams was just, what is the surface area of 3x plus y cubed spun about the z-axis?
	And it was five pages of no words.
	Suppose two, okay, we're not gonna understand this, we're all too dumb.
	That's like Chinese on the screen.
	But pull out so someone smart can understand that he's wrong.
	Like zoom out.
	All right.
	So that looks pretty simple. - Oh, that's cool.
	For those of you who know what you're looking at.
	What's a reasonable pussy eating to BJ ratio you have if you have a girlfriend that doesn't like sucking dick?
	We've been dating for a month or so.
	It's like 8 to 1.
	Wow.
	I mean, it depends on ages, but yeah, I think that blowjobs to pussy should be like 8 to 1.
	Not the other way around.
	She doesn't like sucking dick.
	Yeah, blowjobs are easy.
	Doesn't like sucking dick.
	Get together with a girl who doesn't.
	Like giving them.
	Yeah.
	Blowjobs are easy.
	Eating pussy is hard.
	Eight to one is totally unacceptable.
	It should be reversed.
	Do you think conservative college talks will ever happen again, now that the left knows they can just pepper spray themselves to get it shut down?
	Also, when are you guys doing a show in Dayton?
	Well, I think we'll start up the comedy tours out in the new year.
	But they're getting more and more hard to put on.
	Especially above the Mason-Dixon line.
	If everyone in the U.S.
	agreed that we should split into two or more countries and we all agreed, what the... Let me scoot it.
	What the new borders would be will be the best way to divide them.
	I don't like this kind of talk.
	It's never going to be two countries.
	It's just young people are so hypothetical.
	You know, it's never happening.
	Great times minus a VIP ticket price.
	Got the VIP experience regardless.
	Cut your hair, Ryan.
	You looked really good with slick back hair.
	I guess he's talking about Chicago.
	Because he certainly didn't get a VIP experience at fucking Penn State.
	Whoa, did we just fart at the same time?
	No, no, no.
	I did an FF.
	Fake fart.
	Yes.
	Let's get to those $100 ones.
	Let's.
	So let's see, let's line them up here nice and sexy.
	I thought our tech guy had a whole system.
	He does, but that's only the last five that show.
	This one is $50.
	What the fuck am I looking at?
	What happened to the cool thing?
	See only the last five show.
	Hello, G-Doug.
	I have two friends who are 21.
	They've fucked over 50 women.
	One of them has even fucked moms.
	Almost all of these women are from Tinder or parties.
	What are your thoughts?
	That's leading a gay lifestyle.
	That's what homosexuals do.
	This one, $100K.
	Gavin, please look into this awesome brother.
	He gave me permission to use the n-word three times per year, but I'll just say brother.
	He goes by the name of Black Rosebud or Lonnell Harris.
	He's a legit black Trump supporter.
	Good father.
	Child groomer.
	Clowns on Joe Biden.
	Black spamming badly.
	He said he liked Archie Bunker and racial but not racist jokes.
	He had positive interviews.
	When I spoke to him in person, he brought up he had positive interviews with PB and has witnessed PB offering security escort services.
	He laughed at the media calling him racist.
	He was outside on the 6th.
	He didn't recognize a photo of you when I showed him.
	Maybe because he's relatively recently red-pilled, but I told him about you.
	I told him blah, blah, blah.
	He's been cancelled, censored, banned, lost, friends.
	Uh-oh.
	That didn't sound good, dude.
	No, it was just a juicy one.
	He needs to get a show uncensored, blah, blah, blah.
	Okay, let's look him up.
	Sounds like you deflated Terrence Howard's balloon.
	Don't you wish at least one of those women at the table went, this is absolute horseshit.
	Never happened on The View.
	What?
	You're deranged.
	Never happened on the stage.
	You're deranged.
	At least one.
	Look up Black Rose Bud, I guess we have to.
	He paid a hundred bucks.
	Yeah, let's check this dude out real quick.
	It's BLAQ.
	He black, he funny.
	Let's do, uh... Here's Why Scrooge McDuck, My Hero.
	Or Hip Hop Makes Women Work So Hard.
	Any of these?
	Go for the biggest number.
	Okay, big number coming up, K. Obviously, you want to sort by... Popular.
	I checked the social media page before the show.
	Said a lot of church people supposed to be here.
	Is that true?
	A lot of people?
	Why do they have text on all comedy?
	Okay, questions in the building.
	Praise God.
	My question for you Christians is, um, how come ain't none of y'all saved when y'all driving?
	What?
	Y'all been out in these streets recently?
	There is none righteous in these streets.
	No, not one.
	That's pretty funny.
	It took a second to get there, but so does he have political?
	Oh, he does have political.
	Non-righteous.
	Um, transcends race.
	All right, let's get to the next one.
	We gave this guy enough for his hundred bucks.
	He's got stuff.
	Check him out.
	Bam.
	Boom.
	We've done it.
	This is 25.
	This guy's married.
	His marriage question.
	These go over pretty good.
	It turned pretty good.
	I'm married, two kids, another on the way.
	Problem is my wife wants nothing to do with my mother and is affecting the relationship that our children have with my parents.
	My wife and my mother got along prior to the birth of our child.
	I guess there were times when my mother stepped on her toes.
	Me being a new parent at 23, I didn't recognize that the relationship deteriorated exponentially from there.
	Despite my mother's frequent attempts to reconcile and my wife's utter disregard.
	Gee, that's a tough one.
	My parents live on the other side of the country.
	So it's not like we see them often.
	I don't know how to fix this.
	I'm tired of being in the middle of this fucking shit!
	I love my wife, but I also owe my parents a relationship with their grandchildren.
	Hmm.
	Uh, she's gotta go.
	I don't mean you have to dump her.
	I mean, when you go visit your parents, she has to come.
	And she has to be amicable.
	Sorry.
	That's just the way it is.
	You gotta drop the hammer here and go, we're visiting my folks, or your folks are visiting us.
	She doesn't have to go out partying with her, but when mom is in the house, no matter how much mom, your wife hates her, She just has to smile and, yeah.
	Do you guys want anything to drink?
	You okay?
	I mean, that's pretty rudimentary.
	If your wife can't handle that, she's a fucking bitch.
	Don't divorce her, but come on.
	Smile and take it.
	My parents are a fucking two bulls in a china shop.
	And my wife just smiles and bears it.
	I mean, she doesn't dislike them, but...
	My dad is a lot to handle.
	Screaming, yelling, falling down the stairs, breaking shit.
	Like he's no small beans.
	He's no shrinking violet.
	And he'll scream at strangers.
	He'll scream at my in-laws.
	I mean, he is not, he cannot be censored.
	He's Scottish.
	Yeah.
	From Glasgow.
	The only time he's, I think, the only person who's ever been able to handle him is Unreliable at our bar.
	Oh yeah.
	Because he said, my dad was like, yes, could I get a tenant's lager, please?
	And Unreliable goes, dude, I don't know what the fuck you're saying.
	Speak English or I'm going to call ICE.
	We will get you out of this country so fucking fast.
	And my dad was just like, he loved it.
	Oh yeah.
	Yeah, you've got family comes first.
	Oh yeah, great time with your dad arguing.
	I told him that the sun's not really hot.
	He goes, what the fuck are you talking about?
	I go, well, when you go to space, it's fucking 250 degrees below zero.
	Where's all the fucking heat?
	Wait, really?
	Oh my God.
	He went mental.
	Wait, is it because there's no object to absorb it?
	Well, the atmosphere helps.
	I see.
	The light rays hit the atmosphere Now if you look at the Sun and the shimba oh Here we go $100 from our cause Tommy's sort of mayor been on the show many times Yes, his YouTube channels are always getting removed, and I think you'd be a great addition to sensor TV Thank you.
	You may want to just I don't know look at Google him on our site Like do a search.
	I've had him on my old show a million times He's one of the oldest Simbos.
	50 bucks.
	We get along very well, Tommy and I.
	50 bucks.
	Gavin and Ryan for Press VB Combo.
	President, VP.
	Yeah, that's a good idea.
	Don't I have to have been born here, though, to be president?
	Yeah, you're disqualified.
	Is Al Franken on your radar someone you respect on the left?
	Why would that be the case?
	Pfft!
	Why would that be the case?
	Uh, no.
	Damn.
	Absolutely not.
	Suck my dick, Al Franken.
	You fucking loser.
	This is really funny, so there's five bucks, though.
	Thank God the Mets season is over.
	I got so sick of your commentary on baseball considering you became a fan like eight seconds ago.
	You're basically a confused blue-haired lesbian.
	But thank you for being a dad that still takes his boy to the ballpark.
	See, it's nice.
	Gets you with a sting and then sweetens you up.
	I was thinking about this today.
	I get no summers.
	Like a hundred percent of my weekends and I can't we can't go anywhere because of baseball.
	So I hope my sons appreciate that I have completely abandoned any kind of free time outside of work to baseball.
	There's always one of the boys has a game every every Saturday or Sunday and it's like fucking hours and that's if we're not driving to a game or something.
	Baseball is my life.
	$50 from Bryce.
	He's a great guy for the boys looking into getting John employed when he gets out.
	Regardless of what type of bullshit paperwork they say that he needs.
	So we got a couple of new ones here.
	The degree in mathematics was old news, so the one after that.
	Love wearing flip-flops with my new sunglasses.
	Playing video games as a woman.
	Also talked to Bryce and Gray.
	You should invite him on the show.
	Yeah, he's a great guy.
	Great guy!
	I'm sick of trying to get guests.
	They always ghost me.
	This guy seconds giving Lionel Harris a show.
	I guess they've heard of him.
	Math is easy.
	Matty, if you were like Jeffrey Dahmer, how would you cook human liver?
	Also, did you ever eat any man meat in prison?
	No man meat in prison.
	There's plenty of people giving it away.
	You cook that in the showers, I believe.
	You eat liver raw, but I like it with bacon and onions myself.
	Raw with bacon and onions?
	No, I cook it with bacon and onions.
	You like the texture?
	Um, I actually learned to like liver in prison.
	It used to be served every Monday night in F.C.I.
	Allenwood.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah.
	And it would be cooked?
	Yeah.
	Liver and onions.
	It's good for you, right?
	Yeah.
	Oh, it's phenomenal for you.
	One of the most nutrient-dense.
	Yeah.
	Well, there's that bodybuilder dude, Liver King, that you do.
	Yeah, he's all juiced up.
	Yeah, all the rest of that.
	Allegedly.
	You know.
	I don't want to get sued.
	Anginondolone and Dembolone, Trembolone, Dembolone.
	But yeah, it's like when wolves and stuff like that make a kill, like the alpha wolf gets the liver because it's the most nutrient-dense organ in the body.
	Then the heart next.
	Let's take some calls.
	There's a $50 one right there.
	Where?
	It's about math.
	Math is easy.
	That black dude's a fraud.
	Proof, a number times a number equals that number added the times of the other number.
	Fast addition, multiplication, vice versa.
	Exponents are fast multiplication, vice versa, with roots.
	We learned this in fifth grade at blue ribbon schools for the perhaps autistic or not retarded like Ryan.
	Excuse you.
	You know, I had your... You know, I regret pointing you out, sir.
	You've hurt me.
	God damn it, fix your sound.
	Why is that so hard?
	I have everything on full blast and it sounds like you're vomiting into a pillow.
	Is that the one guy?
	What is his name?
	Brian.
	Yeah, I think that's the same guy who said that.
	I mean, I just opened up the app and I heard it real nice.
	I know, that's a weird thing.
	That's the thing about audio is you get these complaints and then you check it on your thing and it's fine.
	It's not loud.
	God damn it, fix your sound.
	Why is that so hard?
	I have everything on full blast and it sounds like I think that's as loud as anything else That sounds pretty good to me Maybe I'm I mean I did crank it up after I saw that I'm not ignoring you But we could only do so much because I'm looking at the levels and they're going into the red And I just don't want you can't salvage distorted audio You know so No clipping no clipping
	Unfortunately I looked at my phone and a cop has sent me a picture of a man who fell on a fence and has spikes going through his scrotal sack.
	That's gonna look lovely!
	So that's not good.
	Well at least it didn't remove said scrotum sack and other appendage.
	I don't know if this scrotum is gonna make it.
	Might not make it, but it's got a lot of spike going through it.
	We might have to save this for... Behind the paywall?
	Yeah, let's do this behind the paywall because you guys gotta see this.
	We're here with Twitch still, so if we haven't been banned, I don't know how.
	Okay, so I'm going to send these to you now, Ryan, because it shows him initially on the fence fully dressed and then it shows him, I'm sorry to laugh, it shows him nude at the hospital where they have this sawed off piece of fence and they are trying to figure out what to do with his fucking balls.
	That is correct, Gavin.
	That is the primordial thing for our ancestors to do.
	Just like Liver King, sleeping on the ground with pieces of hay stuck in by... You know what?
	I'm gonna call it the Yazoo.
	Because in Liver King, we don't curse.
	Our primary ancestors never cursed.
	They ate liver instead.
	Nice to meet you.
	So let's do the thanks for calling thing.
	Okay.
	We can open that up.
	Thanks for calling.
	We can do whatever you want.
	You gotta turn your mic on now, buddy.
	You are on the air.
	This is a fucking loser.
	Hey, why does everyone get two things?
	You have one thing.
	Thank you for calling.
	It was great hearing from you.
	All right, next call.
	Oops.
	There we go.
	Blam.
	The numbers on the screen.
	718-400-0695.
	While we wait for callers to come in.
	718-400-6959.
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	When was that?
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	Matty, didn't you have a CBD store for a while?
	- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I was part of it, starting it in New York before it was legal.
	- When was that?
	- Right about the time I got sick, around 2017.
	- And it was illegal?
	No, no.
	The CBD was legal.
	And where were the stores?
	There was a bunch in New York City.
	And there was the original store we started down in Wilmington, North Carolina.
	It was cheaper to buy property and stuff than in New York.
	Our ancestors never got high.
	But there once THC became legal there was loopholes and stuff like you could start gifting programs and stuff like where you don't sell it like if you bought $100 worth of stuff from the store you could get a pick off a gift list Hmm.
	It's a tough business to invest in, because you never know if it's going to get shut down.
	Yeah, it was hard to get credit card processors and banking people to do business with you at that time.
	You could die from aneurysm on the toilet.
	You never know.
	Could happen.
	It could happen.
	Hello, G-Dog and Ryguy, help me understand this joke.
	I know everything about the kitchen sink.
	What's going on with Elon Musk?
	No, no, no.
	It's let that sink in.
	Let that sink in.
	Yes.
	I, I go to this email.
	Yeah.
	I was equally confused, sir.
	I'm opening.
	I like you was thinking everything but the kitchen sink.
	Like I'm buying everything but the kitchen sink at Twitter.
	But, um, Matty and Ryan explained to me that it's let that sink in.
	This is, um, Orange flag.
	It's everything but the kitchen sink.
	Unflagged.
	It's got a purple flag.
	Purple.
	That helps me.
	And that's why I got it.
	I just made it orange.
	I just got it, okay?
	We're gonna open it up.
	We're gonna really look at it.
	In the biggest way.
	Probably the biggest way.
	Okay, this is a very anticlimactic way to end.
	See, he just said it when he walked in.
	I don't even get it.
	I guess I get it.
	Let this sink in.
	Like yes, it's really happening.
	I'm here.
	thing.
	He was like, you know, let it sink in.
	Yeah.
	Let this sink in.
	If you see without the caption, like, yes, it's really happening.
	Right.
	I'm here.
	As of right now, actually, 15 minutes ago, Anjal Dappadoody left.
	Oh, no.
	Yeah.
	We are losing criteria.
	We are losing the staffers.
	Why is it every time there's a big tech controversy, or you talk to someone at a big tech company, they are from India, buddy.
	Like, remember when Jack Dorsey was on Joe Rogan?
	And who was he with?
	Nanjil Dupandapi.
	Every single time.
	Every fucking time, buddy.
	They're smart to do buggers.
	Well, I think it's they're cheap.
	They have the VH1 visas things they do and they come in and then they start dominating the culture until it's weird if you're white there.
	I'll tell you what, they dominate hotels in this country.
	Yes.
	50% of motels are owned by someone with the last name Patel.
	Yeah.
	And the last name Patel represents a fraction of 1% of the American population.
	I wonder what's gonna change, like, in minutes.
	So, a half hour ago, Elon Musk takes control of Twitter.
	I feel like, wouldn't he have a rollout ready to be like, hey, bam.
	Like, where would that be?
	It's about to turn nine o'clock in one minute.
	What if some, like, crazy shit happens?
	Let's hope.
	Let's pray.
	Well, nothing really crazy could happen.
	Well, I have insiders there who work there.
	And I said, so, uh, when he buys this, am I getting back on?
	And they're like, no.
	What?
	Never, my friend.
	What happens to free speech?
	Apparently the plan is to allow 90% of the people back on, but 5% on the far right and 5% on the far left are never coming back no matter what.
	And I was like, but I'm not far right.
	And they go, yeah, that's the perception.
	So, that's the reality.
	Fuck.
	That shit sucks, though.
	I'm out the motherfucking face, yo.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	They didn't walk out.
	He fired them.
	Ooh!
	Yeah, dude.
	That's pretty funny.
	Parag Argawal.
	Bless you.
	What kind of name is that?
	I mean, like, let's take away the fact that it's in a different language.
	Even in a different language, that seems like a pain in the ass.
	Yeah.
	Parag Argawal?
	Oh, shit.
	He fired that vagina.
	Oh, that's the girl I was just talking about.
	Yeah.
	Who made the decision to permanently suspend Donald Trump.
	Wow.
	She's the one who said I was banned because of hate speech.
	Wow, I thought this whole deal was falling apart.
	I think they were bound to be fiduciary.
	Oh!
	Because he offered double what the stock price was.
	It would be like financial... They wouldn't be fiduciary to look out for their shareholders.
	Oh, I see.
	They're obligated to.
	Right, right, right.
	There's a reason he came in and doubled the asking price for it.
	What the shares were.
	Right, because they can't say no to that.
	They can't say no.
	It's like forcing him to commit.
	Yeah.
	Because if they had said no, then the stockholder should be like, what are you doing?
	Yeah, we want to make money, moron.
	You're recklessly playing with our money.
	Our investment, yeah.
	Yeah.
	This is a Fox News alert.
	Elon Musk officially owns Twitter.
	He bought it not to make money, but to restore free speech to America.
	If he actually does that, this country will change forever.
	Immediately after the news came out, the CEO of Twitter, Parag Agarwal, who came to this country and immediately started destroying our most sacred freedom, and the CFO, Ned Siegel, are both gone.
	Yesterday, Musk walked in the door of Twitter with a sink.
	Let that sink in, he said.
	As of tonight, the old regime is officially out and Elon Musk runs Twitter.
	Let's see what happens.
	It could be amazing.
	They were talking all about last night about how, uh, like the deep state, like all the, uh, intelligence communities have like NGOs, which are non-government organizations and cutouts that do a lot of stuff behind the scenes there.
	And it's like, it's going to be a, an interesting time for Mr. Elon Musk in the near future.
	Meaning what?
	I don't know.
	They wouldn't really allude to it, but they're like, I hope you understand what powers to be you're going against.
	Right, right, right.
	There's certain things that like the government basically said that it's against national security.
	It's a matter of national security.
	Yeah.
	Certain things are like this or... Because everyone uses Twitter.
	Like the government uses Twitter.
	Right.
	So it's kind of, it's an interesting I think they have to buy the balls, like he's got no way to change certain things, basically.
	Anyway.
	If the West is the best and Germany is among the best of the West, how do you explain all the Nazi bullshit?
	Asking for my friend who's too chicken shit and cheap to ask for himself.
	That was what, like a couple years?
	Nobody's perfect.
	Germany's a fantastic country, wonderful people.
	Been back since like the 40s and 50s.
	And they're really fucking up now.
	What's going on with this background, Ryan?
	Is that on purpose?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Do we have any calls?
	We do have calls.
	And here's our first one here.
	It's Brian.
	You're on the line.
	Brian 765.
	Hey man.
	Can you guys hear me?
	Dude, your boys from England, the Northern boys, they got another hit out today.
	Just dropped like six hours ago.
	Oh, cool.
	Yeah, you guys should check it out.
	It's called, uh, Nobody Likes Me.
	Okay, we'll check that out.
	Thanks for calling.
	Also, Gavin, you fucked up.
	No, you get one thing.
	Thanks for calling.
	We don't do the word also on the show.
	You get the fade.
	You get faded out.
	You could try to make it a run on sentence.
	I can't get faded out because that fucking new barbershop, the guy is, it's like getting a brunch date with Mick Jagger.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	If you go on his site now, the next available time is like November 3rd.
	What?
	Which is like what, Tuesday or something like that?
	I'm not, I'm not, that's not how haircuts work.
	You don't go, I'm going to want to get a haircut in a week.
	No.
	614 is on the lower.
	I gotta get back to my old gym, man.
	Fuck this new gym.
	I'm missing out on that awesome pizza place, a great barber shop, all my buddies.
	Boxing buddies.
	To what?
	Do aerobics with some Mexican teenager?
	Are you working on a plan?
	Yes.
	But the last words I had with the gym coach was, never text me again.
	Right.
	And I don't text people when they say that.
	People say things in the heat of the moment.
	I know, but I don't, I don't text people who say never text me again.
	Cavemen never kept their word because they never said words.
	They just said liver and onions.
	Okay.
	Uh, we have somebody on the line.
	Go ahead there.
	Call her.
	Hey, can you guys hear me?
	Yes, sir.
	So, um, Gavin, I wanted to know why you're going over everything Kanye's been saying with a fine tooth comb, like scrutinizing all of his statements, clowning him and his message.
	Uh, I don't think I've been clowning him.
	I, in fact, I think you've been clowning him very hard.
	No, I think what I've been saying is I don't think he said anything that outrageous.
	The outtakes with the Tucker interview were pretty absurd, but I think I made it clear that that's to be expected.
	When you're doing an interview, there's going to be some dumb shit, but Jews are wildly disproportionately represented in the media, in management.
	You'd be a fool to deny that.
	The question is, is there malfeasance?
	Are they out to destroy America?
	Yeah, true.
	I don't know, I feel like the way you've been commenting on this or providing your commentary, you just kind of make him look like a fucking idiot who doesn't know what he's talking about, and I don't think that's very positive for us guys.
	No, we joke about him because he says some goofy shit.
	So do you think I'm a coward who's scared of Jewish power in America?
	No, no, no.
	I think you're having fun just laughing at someone, but I think that has repercussions, I guess, throughout our culture, you know, on the right.
	I can't fully accept Kanye as a political dude.
	Dude, live by the Kanye, die by the Kanye.
	If we jump in with both feet to Kanye's message, he's going to say something that we go, what?
	He didn't deny that he was a black Hebrew Israelite, and he says that I am Jew, and he says some other shit that isn't necessarily Christian.
	You know, not everything he says is awesome.
	Why is Ryan doing the talking for you?
	I want to hear from Gavin.
	I know more about Kanye than you could ever hope to.
	Well, bro, I'm asking Gavin about it.
	Yeah, I think I already responded.
	I said, we've been joking around because he's a weird dude who's funny, but I think I've been giving him a lot of credibility.
	I actually had a whole segment on Kanye and the Jewish question.
	I guess we'll do it on Monday.
	Yeah.
	But I think I've been pretty fair to him.
	You do support him and what he's trying to do.
	Here's my thing about the J's.
	I think it's a bad distribution of your anger to focus on Jews.
	There is a problem in the white community that is self-hatred and ethno-masochism.
	This happens especially with elite Jews.
	I mean, sorry, elite whites.
	Now, a lot of elite whites are Jewish.
	And yes, they do dominate the media, banking, whatever.
	They also dominate medicine and all kinds of things.
	There are characteristics that are Jewish.
	I think a lot of them are very positive.
	I remember I would go to these secret talks that were like these alt-right dinners, and John Derbyshire would be there, Peter Brimelow, Jared Taylor was there once, Ann Coulter, and I remember John Derbyshire saying, your movement is nothing without Jews.
	And he just said, and this is the alt-right movement, and it was just like, I don't know what it is about them, they're just great at organizing, they're great at getting things going, and whether it's a magazine or an alt-right dinner party, the Jews are really good at it.
	And you know what's funny?
	We had that Jewish guy, Mike, as one of the OG Proud Boys here in New York City, and I kicked him out for going to Charlottesville, but The night of my talk at the Metropolitan Club, he called me, sorry, the night before the talk, he called me and he goes, look man, here's what's going on.
	The media really needs there to be violence from the right.
	So they're going to be spending lots of money to taunt you, to try to get you to fight.
	And if you take the bait, they're going to blow it up and make it a big thing for the midterms.
	So here's what you do.
	You bring pillows.
	This is after he's already kicked out of the club, by the way.
	You bring pillows to the talk.
	All the Proud Boys should be walking around with pillows.
	And when they get jumped by Antifa, they start swinging pillows.
	And then the media is going to get these shots of Proud Boys with pillows fighting Antifa.
	Now, that night, Proud Boys brought pillows.
	Oh.
	And then they left them at the Metropolitan Club because they thought the whole night was over.
	Yeah.
	But our friend Michael was correct.
	That Jew nailed it, and if we had listened to him, two guys wouldn't be in prison.
	When you say he nailed it, do you mean our Lord and Savior to the cross?
	Anyway, thanks for calling.
	Can I say one thing?
	I was watching Tim Poole the other day, and Ian Crossan, who usually says retarded shit, brought up a good point, and I thought Tim Poole was going to be like, Ian, shut up.
	But he made a good point.
	He said that he talked to people that practice Judaism and he said one of the tenets is if you have an opportunity and you don't take it, that you're basically insulting God because that's greatness and an opportunity that you are, you know, His greatness is supposed to shine through you.
	Everything that you do in your greatness shows the blessings and greatness of God.
	So, but then there's that element of greed.
	So, you take all the opportunities, then you get to like a really top position, and then you start doing fucky shit.
	And now all of a sudden, a couple of really bad apples make the whole enterprise of being opportunistic look bad and greedy.
	And, um, it's, it's, that was a good point.
	Another thing I hate about the JQ is how it dominates conversations.
	It's almost like a computer virus.
	And it just, you bring it up once, and then every show, every call has to be about Jews.
	I like what Cernovich said, he's like, I'll talk about Jews, like, once a week for like an hour, and then we gotta get on with our lives.
	What's that super chat talk?
	It's called fiduciary responsibility, retards.
	JK.
	Elon, buying Twatter is huge.
	Deep State is freaking out.
	Twitter equals CIA psyop.
	Here's $100 bucks for the boys.
	My wife, who's Japanese, calls you the fuck you guy because every time she hears me listening to you, there's some vulgarity coming across the speaker.
	Fuck you!
	The favor I'm asking is that you say the most vulgar thing you can in Japanese.
	So I can share with her.
	That's kind of a lot to ask for.
	Yeah, vulgar Japanese.
	Now I gotta go look up like... How do you say idiot again?
	Worst... I mean baka is stupid.
	You can say like baka gaijin.
	You get that a lot when you're white in Japan.
	Even though they don't think you know what it means.
	The kyo pie is big titties.
	Oh wow.
	Chi-sai-ching-ching is small dick.
	Wow.
	They must use that a lot.
	Do they ever not say that?
	I mean, these might be slang terms.
	I mean, I've only been to Japan three times.
	I'm just kidding.
	$25.
	Oh, yeah.
	She could so she could so she could so could so.
	It could be like it means fuck and damn and shit.
	You know, it was fun when I was teaching English in Taiwan.
	I would get these.
	It was mostly kindergarten kids because no one else wanted to teach them.
	But I'd also do business people and they'd be sitting down.
	I'm talking to some woman who, by the way, would pick her nose.
	Chinese people would just like pick their nose and like, Talk or just like cough in your face or sneeze in your face.
	But anyway, they'd be talking and they'd go so Motherfucker, that's bad, right?
	I'm like, yeah.
	Yeah, you don't say that.
	What about fucking shit?
	Like when are times when you could fucking say shit about some fucking whore slut fuck face?
	I would avoid all of those.
	Maybe if you're not at work and you're at a bar, you might go with shit or goddamn, but motherfucker, that's just, I wouldn't, no, no.
	It's not going to come up.
	Most languages, the first words learned are the insults and curses.
	Yeah.
	Aho.
	Aho?
	What's this one?
	Shithead.
	That's a shithead.
	So that's funny that that's an insult over there too.
	You don't want your head to be made of poo.
	No.
	Terrible.
	Here's a couple more of those chats.
	They look pretty cool.
	$50 right at the bottom.
	$50, yep.
	I'm a female sergeant, army, vet.
	Can you please start a Proud Girls Club since I can't be in the Proud Boys?
	Well, there was the Proud Boys Girls.
	Yeah.
	For a while.
	Hope that you Proud Boys Suffering in Prison get some sort of their life back.
	We got a lot of good options for them when they get out.
	I think Max can just go back to the railroads.
	But John's got that welding company that contacted us and a few other ideas.
	Now that's $50 at the bottom.
	See, the ones at the bottom are likely to disappear quicker.
	Okay, pardon me for asking so many times about a Swiss Army Knife.
	Yeah, yeah.
	We already got that.
	We don't have to read ones that aren't 100 bucks.
	BAM!
	And should we say bye?
	So, I hope you're keeping an eye on that so we don't not read some.
	Okay.
	Because I did not like the aesthetics of that... I see.
	...fucking... Oh, yeah.
	...when they're off the chart.
	That's why I'm trying to blast out the bottom ones first.
	Yeah, let's blast out the bottom.
	It's basically every hangover.
	Is that like Beat on the Brat?
	The explicit version?
	Yes.
	I was shaping, sharpening a large pencil on Wednesday and someone here wants us to see that here's a tip for sharpening larger than average pencils.
	I'm glad you brought this up because tonight my son was doing, my nine-year-old was doing his math homework and he was trying to sharpen with those little sharpeners.
	Have they ever worked?
	Those things suck shit.
	They always get a piece of graphite at the tip and then you don't get sharp or they just keep breaking your pencil and he was sitting there for like a minute.
	I go, give me that.
	I took a sharp knife like a carry around you're gonna stab someone knife and just went and had a perfect A nice long piece of graphite too.
	Now if you're sharpening them and the graphite keeps shooting out, throw that pencil out.
	It's a piece of shit pencil.
	It's broken inside the pen.
	Or it's such crappy graphite that it keeps falling apart.
	I hate those pencils that aren't like real wood.
	Yeah.
	They look like wood, but they're like plastic.
	What the hell is this shit?
	Right.
	Not a Ticonderoga.
	They'll never do that to you.
	But you go through your pencils a lot faster.
	That's a carbonist pencil though.
	Yeah, that's a different ass pencil.
	No, this is still a good tip though.
	Nice pun.
	So by the time you get something that's useful, you've taken half an inch off your pencil.
	The better way, and the way everyone should do it, and everyone does do it, This is why I'm gay for men.
	Look at those hot fucking meaty hands.
	Are these cares about the length of the life of the pencil?
	leverage that exists in the palm of your hand.
	This is why I'm gay for men.
	Look at those hot fucking meaty hands.
	He cares about the length of the life of a pencil.
	Is this what you want, trans men?
	If you aren't getting the same kind of boner I'm getting, you're not a trans man.
	Oh my god!
	Like you should want to jump into the screen right now and have a beer with this guy.
	This really is like a woman eating a banana, but for men.
	Yeah, like I want to go work.
	What are you working on?
	Can I carry some 2x4s?
	Like I want to work with him.
	I want to prance around on his feet like that puppy girl on a leash.
	Wait, I've never seen one of those before.
	There's a sharpener for a square pencil?
	When I'm sharpening, pulling towards me in the palm of my hand.
	Can you see the difference?
	Now I know that these things exist.
	They're sort of a modern adaptation.
	A pencil sharpener, right?
	Forget it.
	Now you may use that in your shop.
	You may use that at your bench.
	You may use that in a more sort of sanitary environment.
	He's laying out a foundation there.
	Anyway, what are we working on?
	What do you got there?
	Are you building a deck?
	You got some rebar there?
	Foundation?
	Can I get in there?
	What do you want me to do?
	Want me to bring in some cement?
	What do I do?
	Exactly.
	Okay, I think we can get behind the paywall and then we can show that guy with the balls.
	The spike through his balls.
	My balls hurt.
	So that's sort of what the show is like.
	Actually, no show is ever like this.
	I guess you get to learn a bit about our personalities, but Matty's only here for the live show.
	We do letters, but we don't take calls on any other day.
	So it's weird that we do this because we do this to give non-subscribers a taste of the show and then we give them a show that's nothing like any show during the week.
	But I think if you go to censored.tv you can see the free samples and get a better idea on what the show is usually like.
	You can get tickets for the new show coming up in New York City.
	Yeah when is that?
	Fucking great question.
	The 10th I think?
	Is it?
	November 10th?
	Oh boy.
	Someone was saying, you should get the Hells Angels to do security and just beat everyone up.
	First of all, I don't think they're looking to do bodyguard work.
	Secondly, though, everyone just goes to jail when they do security at my things.
	And then someone else was saying, why didn't you go out with Alex Stein and fuck with people, you pussy?
	That's a good question.
	I definitely considered it, but I just really wanted the show to go on.
	And I knew if I went out there, there'd be pepper spray.
	And also I would get violent and start fighting people.
	And that would be two arrests at least, maybe more and four years in jail.
	So not worth it.
	It's not worth it.
	It's not exactly a fair fight.
	Okay, we're gonna go keep doing what we're doing.
	We got another 35 minutes.
	And for all you freeloaders, you should subscribe to Censored.TV.
	It's 10 bucks a month.
	That's like, what, a beer and a half a month, depending on where you live.
	Until then, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	Get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	music Violent protests over a speaker on campus here.
	Fuck you, Normie.
	He is apparently a Canadian writer, actor, comedian.
	He's the co-founder of Vice.
	Go fuck another vagina, you gross pigs.
	Serious XF pulling the plug on Anthony Cumia this week.
	You've got big fucking tits!
	I watched that and I said, this chick's too retarded to fuck.
	You shouldn't do it.
	They take anything you say and then fucking twist it around.
	This is the part of Seth that's going to get real mean before I leave.
	Wow.

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