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Oct. 6, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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GOML LIVE #168 - SHARTLES

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	I'm from New York.
	It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
	No glory is divided on fire in the street.
	They say build and back better make America great.
	If that's a wave of the future, all I've got to say.
	Stick your progress where the sun don't shine.
	Keep your big mess away from me and mine.
	And if you leave us alone, we'll We'd all be just with the sun down ship.
	That was John Rich of Big and Rich fame telling the laugh, telling Joe Biden to take his progress and lube it up, make it aerodynamic, and shove it up your fucking ass.
	What do you think of that, Ryan?
	Shine it up real nice, turn it sideways, and stick it up their candy.
	Stick it up your buns.
	Why don't you show the people at home what you're wearing?
	Wow, wow, West.
	Why don't you go to camera three, the main entire studio camera, and just come out here so people can see what I have to put up with on a daily basis?
	I wouldn't say a daily basis.
	So you've got a hot topic kilt.
	No, no, no.
	Come here.
	You've got a sporin from the dollar store.
	You have women's sexy goth socks.
	Air Jordans, what are those?
	Force One duck boots.
	And then the only reasonable thing is...
	Oh, there's my pass at Comic-Con.
	And you're still wearing that.
	Why?
	When in Rome?
	You're not in Rome.
	You're not at Comic-Con.
	When in Rome?
	Can you imagine putting up with shit like that on a regular basis?
	The shirts we're wearing were sent in by a fan.
	Sorry, I hate that word.
	Baby monster.
	Wawa West.
	You may be confused at first, but if you think hard, you'll recall that that is Eric Adams, who is so stupid and such a 13-year-old kid that he doesn't know the term is Wild West.
	So when he talks about New York City getting too dangerous, he goes, I don't want this to turn in.
	He has the weirdest accent in the world.
	He sounds like a baby.
	We don't want New York City to turn into the Wild, Wild West.
	Because he thinks that's the phrase.
	We've made fun of him for that recently.
	You can find that on the World Wide Web, on the Wild, Wild West.
	The Wild, Wild West.
	World Wide Wide Web.
	The Wild, Wild West.
	Look at her.
	You're not in the military, you dumb cunt.
	...to ensure that only those who are fully qualified can obtain a carry license.
	A carry license.
	That the police commissioner who's joining me today.
	I think of baby food when I see licensing division is aware.
	He can't read.
	We will work together to limit the risk.
	Did you hear that?
	The word work is spelled R is aware.
	U-U-H-R-G.
	Work together.
	We will work together to limit the risk.
	No, we will work together.
	It's all one word.
	We'll create it.
	And we cannot allow New York to become the wild, wild...
	I'm bound for your health, looking damn good, though, if I could say it myself.
	Told me Loveless is a madman.
	Wild, Wild West.
	I wonder if he ran that speech past some people there, and not one person goes, wait, Eric, do you think that the Wild West is called the Wild, Wild West?
	Because of that shitty movie with Will Smith?
	His relationship with the English language is Loveless.
	Remember from the movie?
	No.
	The main bad guy.
	Loveless is the bad guy in the Wild Wild West movie?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Okay, well, being not a member of the Down syndrome community, I have not seen Wild, Wild West, the movie.
	My wife suspects he has fetal alcohol syndrome.
	Oh, I don't hate that idea.
	Well, she's probably saying that because he carries around a picture of his wife in a Hennessy glass.
	I mean, his mother in a Hennessy glass.
	Although I have a new theory about that.
	It's not a glass.
	It's a halo above her head that's way too big.
	And then the lines on the side of the glass are just like lines of like angelic lines.
	No, I think I've seen that before.
	That's like a typical thing.
	I've actually seen other things like that.
	Where you put your dead mom in a glass.
	In a glass, yeah.
	It's like some sort of weird fucking tribute thing.
	I want to drink my mom?
	My dead mom?
	She's using it.
	You stir up her ashes in some sort of water.
	No, that's 100% a glass.
	Yeah, look.
	It's got a stem and everything.
	Yeah, I'm wrong.
	I am wrong.
	That is a fucking glass.
	What?
	Do they think that a glass is a fancy thing?
	Is that like the equivalent of like a gold trophy or something?
	What?
	Why is your mom in a glass, Eric?
	That'll be the only good thing when my mom dies is I'm going to put her in a glass like that and carry her around.
	To make fun of Eric.
	All right, we're getting ahead of ourselves here.
	We haven't done any of the reads.
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	You know, I was just reading that going, Gavin, you are nailing this reed.
	You haven't stuttered once.
	And then I started stuttering.
	That is weird.
	Hubris.
	Hubris.
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	I was talking to a CBD guy today who said it's fucked because they have all this cash and they can't give it to banks because banks have dealt with drug dealers before and they go, we're not drug dealers.
	Everything's legal.
	So Congress is trying to pass the Safe Banking Act, where if you're not breaking the law in your state, then you can not be prosecuted and you get to function as a normal citizen.
	And their argument is, our shit is illegal federally, but within the state, we're doing everything legally.
	So why can't we do this?
	They find banks eventually.
	Banks will always take your money.
	But in fact, I think the drug cartels saved us during the credit crisis because the banks were doing badly.
	They didn't have any money, and they started taking drug dealers' millions.
	And it saved us because all of a sudden we had cash.
	So thank you, drug dealers.
	What the fuck?
	It's a thing.
	Oh, I don't understand that.
	You think it's like a trashy hood thing?
	But wine is a vice.
	It's not good.
	Like, maybe if you're a Somalier and, you know, you live in the south of France, you could see a wine glass.
	But that's like a very specific industry thing.
	As far as the other 99% of us, wine is beer, is whiskey, is pot.
	It's a vice.
	I don't understand this.
	I think it's just like a really tacky thing from like maybe the 80s or the 70s.
	I don't know.
	I remember seeing those growing up, though.
	When my daughter was, when we lived in Brooklyn, one of my daughter's friends was named, oh, shit.
	It's a cheap, stupid, colored wine that's not even expensive.
	Alize?
	Alize.
	Her name was Alize.
	And I was like, I get Hennessy or like Moet.
	Moet, but like, that's not expensive.
	No.
	And they used to rappers rapped about this and they were like, yo, we got some Alise.
	And it's like cheap and shitty and it isn't strong.
	So I'm like, so this is what they're drinking?
	I'm drinking this.
	I'm 13.
	It's a monster energy drink of fruity wine.
	And they mix it with Hennessy and it turns green.
	They call it the Incredible Hulk.
	Yep.
	Good to know.
	Ryan's always good for some ghetto stuff.
	Go back to it.
	One, two, by the way.
	Because that song that we just played, Progress, is, he's a fairly successful country singer, but he's not a god.
	And he put that song out, and it just fucking blew up.
	He put a song out called Progress.
	Within six hours of it being out, it was the number one most downloaded song of all formats.
	Urban, rap, country, didn't matter.
	To give me an idea of who was number two was Beyonce.
	Number three was Lizzo.
	Number four was Billie Eilish.
	I mean, you're talking about artists that are 100 times bigger than I am.
	But there sits my song, Progress, for 12 days in a row.
	Labels would have never allowed a song that says, stick your progress where the sun don't shine, to ever come out.
	If I was still at a record label and wrote that exact song that I knew was how I felt, and I knew there's a big section of America that would love that song and probably make it a number one downloaded song, you would never hear it.
	I could have written it, but I would have to have the label's permission for that song to come out and they're not going to grant permission on that.
	And then so I put it out by myself and the sucker's sitting at number one.
	So I put a song out called Progress.
	Gatekeepers or Toast.
	Yep.
	Speaking of gatekeepers, I told Maddie that he cannot be on the show tonight.
	And I sent him, I said, you need to get your tits done.
	Right.
	So he's had triple D breasts installed.
	Let's check in on him and see, because it's got to hurt.
	No matter what, operations hurt.
	I mean, you cut the skin, you put in the silicon, you sew it up.
	You've been cut.
	I don't care how you slice it.
	Your body knows that you've been severed.
	You've been sliced and diced.
	Fucking.
	Just kidding.
	He had, well, we talked about it last week.
	He had some weird camera go up his femoral artery and then pierce his heart and then burn it again.
	Right?
	It's the second time he's had a blowtorch inserted inside his heart.
	What?
	We are in the future.
	Remember that show, V?
	You're too young.
	But when I was 13, there was a show called V. I've heard of V. Where these aliens come down.
	They remade it in the, I don't know, 90s, 2000s.
	These aliens come down and they just cure us of all our ailments using their fancy medicine.
	And then we realize later, oh, it's because you're lizards and you want to eat us.
	We're like farm animals to you.
	Good plot.
	Cool concept.
	I have the action figure somewhere behind your desk right now, Ryan.
	Can you turn your mic on?
	Thank God no one heard that.
	But that's how I feel when I see what our doctors do today.
	It's Martian shit.
	Speaking of Martian shit.
	Oh, I think he's going to call us right back.
	That's a good nickname for Maddie.
	Martian shit.
	What's up, Martian shit?
	Yo, Martian shit.
	You know that a nickname is stuck when you're fucking a girl and she says it.
	She's like, oh, fuck me, Martian shit.
	When we were in college, we were learning about like in early caveman.
	There was Java Man and there was Joe Man, like Neanderthal era.
	And we were like, our buddy John loves coffee.
	Let's call him Joe Man.
	So we called him Joe Man from then on.
	And he goes, I didn't like the name.
	And I knew it stuck when some chick I was fucking said, fuck me, Joe Man.
	I was like, I'm fucking Joe Man now.
	Joe Man.
	Yeah, I had a nickname in the old restaurant I worked at.
	It was Charlie.
	And then it's just funny, like, the most serious situation could happen.
	Like, I'm getting yelled at, and he's calling me Charlie.
	Charlie, get the fuck down there.
	You've got fucking grills open and shit.
	Take away the H, take away the L, take away the I, and you have the perfect nickname.
	Chair?
	We remove the H, retard.
	Care.
	O. That was a hurtful subtraction of letters.
	Where's Maddie O?
	I think he's calling me Benny.
	What do you call him?
	He said something like, I gotta call you right back.
	Oh, a nurse probably came in to blow him.
	Hey.
	Sometimes the nurses will come in wearing lingerie.
	Or if he did get tits, he's probably.
	They'll have like white thigh-high stockings, like Benny Hill.
	Why don't they do that?
	Why don't they do that?
	Fuck.
	Why doesn't my wife do that?
	All right, so we'll get back to Maddie.
	We've got articles here.
	We've got things to discuss.
	I don't know.
	It's kind of like I like doing that during the week when we can sit down and really get into shit and go off at a tangent.
	Here we only have two hours.
	We're taking calls.
	We're reading letters.
	Oh, I forgot to screen the letters.
	And we're also putting up a super chat to raise money for Max and John.
	Two men who were looking at, or just finishing up four years.
	I'm going to visit them this weekend.
	Four years in prison for fighting Antifa for 17 seconds.
	I saw those lawyers who threw the Molotov cocktail into a cop car are facing a year and a half.
	This is terrorism, textbook terrorism.
	And it's not some random car.
	It's a fucking police van.
	Not even just a cop car.
	It's a police van.
	They threw, and it worked.
	The Molotov cocktail exploded.
	They were also handing out Molotov cocktails to other Antifa rioters.
	And their defense is...
	And I'd been drinking.
	I was drunk.
	And I was drinking because of the stress.
	So can we come down from a year and a half?
	Bitch, take your year and a half and say thank you very much.
	But no, not on the left, not on the radical left.
	Speaking of take your year and a half, I've got some disturbing news to relay.
	Noble Beard, I guess, is becoming ignoble Noble Beard.
	1-9, he's going to flip on Joe Biggs and Ethan Nordine.
	What?
	He's going to snitch.
	What is there to snitch?
	That's the other thing.
	The only thing worse than a snitch is a guy who's not snitching on anything.
	So that's a different video, unfortunately, very annoying.
	But go back.
	I never knew his name until right now.
	Jeremy Bertino, first Prowboy leader to plead guilty to seditious conspiracy for Capitol Riot.
	So to play devil's advocate and to defend him, maybe he's looking at 25 years, and I would hope that I could stand my ground if I was facing 25 years for something I didn't do.
	And I'd say, fuck you.
	I'm not bending.
	But who knows?
	You got kids.
	He has kids.
	They threaten you with, you know, decades in prison.
	Maybe you just snap and go, okay, what do you want it to be?
	That we were trying to overthrow the U.S. government?
	Okay, yep, let's do it.
	That was me.
	And Ethan and Joe Biggs.
	Don't take that fucking segment out of context.
	Zoom in on it, though?
	No, what are you doing?
	Obviously, the first paragraph, penis face.
	A North Carolina pleaded guilty, blah, blah, blah, to plotting with other members of the far-right Proud Boys to finally stop the transfer of power.
	Meanwhile, that allegation, right?
	Is that so bad?
	Say that was all true, and it is not true.
	But so the crime here is delaying Joe Biden's inauguration by a couple hours.
	Okay.
	That's inconvenient.
	Doesn't like the rain do that too?
	Wouldn't a traffic jam also be equally guilty of such a horrific crime?
	Making him the first member of the extremist group to plead guilty to a seditious conspiracy charge.
	He's agreed to corrupt.
	He wasn't even there.
	No, he didn't want to go at all.
	No, well, that's the crazy thing.
	If you look at 2-0, he's our pinned tweet at censored.tv on Twitter.
	And it's me.
	That's him.
	That's Ignoble Beard.
	This is me saying, don't go to that thing.
	And he goes, we're not.
	Don't even go.
	Well, we are officially not going.
	After this last showing, we are officially not going.
	We have to take some time.
	We have to regroup.
	We love to support Trump.
	We'd love to support the country.
	We'd love to support the normies.
	However, January 6th, with everything that's going on, We need to take a step back.
	We need to reorganize.
	We need to figure out the best strategy.
	So, yeah, so we're off the table for two years.
	It's one thing when people want you dead, right?
	Like, people want gangsters dead all the time.
	But in this case, you also have the politicians and the justice system and the media also wanting you dead.
	So, when you get stabbed, it becomes four people were stabbed at a Proud Boys thing.
	And when you stop a man from being killed, it's preferential treatment from the police.
	And then they actually catch the perp and he's gone with a misdemeanor.
	I mean, all of those factors together is a perfect storm for murder.
	Ashley Babbitt was killed a week after I said that.
	I warned you.
	I warned you!
	Let's look at some light news.
	I was happy to see Gary Goleman.
	He's a giant Jewish comedian who, my problem with comedians is they tell us how to live our lives, and most of their lives suck.
	They never have like a normal family with plenty of kids.
	Gary, for example, has tried to take his own life many times.
	I think he lives with his mother, and he's on lots of medication.
	But that being said, he's a fucking great comedian, drenched in sprinkles.
	And I was happy to hear he's a butt boy.
	And again, folks at home, a butt-boy is someone who is a member of our anti-butting club where you're not allowed to butt in line.
	And it's especially important on planes.
	If you're in row 23 and you let someone from row 24 get out before you, you're not a butt boy.
	You're a failure.
	I just knew.
	It was during the day, so she was wealthy, entitled, aggressive, pushy.
	I even predicted the first two words of her sentence when she returned.
	Because she came back armful of frozen foods.
	Meaning she went downstairs to frozen foods, a 10-minute round trip, the audacity.
	Nay, the temerity.
	She puts him into the carriage, and I knew the first two words.
	She says, yeah, no.
	She talks about too expensive.
	And so I said, no, yeah.
	Flipped it.
	You were ahead of me.
	Until you went shopping.
	You can't go downstairs to frozen foods, come back with an armful, and take your spot in line.
	The best I can offer you at this point is back of cutsies.
	And that's incredibly generous.
	What a man.
	Hell yeah.
	What a man.
	What a mighty good man.
	What a Matty Odell man.
	Oh, we got him?
	Oh, I think we got ourselves some mats.
	E. Matty O!
	What's going on here, bud?
	How'd your top surgery go?
	Yeah, you know, it's good.
	Double D's in here.
	So you have, what is that battery pack on your chest?
	It's a heart monitor.
	It's connected to, like, it's not even connected to my room.
	It's like out in like a control center.
	It's got every patient on the floor monitored.
	Like, people just sit there and stare up at the monitor to see who's going off.
	That's amazing.
	I saw you had your TV was on the ceiling because you weren't allowed to move for five hours.
	Yeah, that's the worst part.
	Whenever they go through your arteries, you can't move your legs because it can't hold them shut.
	They use this thing called like a maverick.
	I guess it's just like putty or something.
	They put it over it.
	So if you move your legs or anything, it has a chance to fall off and you'll bleed out and die.
	And no one will know because the blood will just pool in the back of your legs and your back.
	Ah.
	Yeah, so you're on your back flat staring at the ceiling for like five hours.
	No good.
	But at least they were smart enough to put the TVs on the ceiling.
	So you had a camera and a blowtorch sent up your femoral artery from your groin.
	It went up to your heart, punctured the walls of your heart, and then burnt another piece of skin.
	No, no, this one, the transeptal, they punched holes in, and they put this big mechanical, like metal mechanical device in.
	Oh, the umbrella thing.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I thought you already got that.
	No, no, no.
	I have the mechanical device, like the heart monitor in plant.
	So you got the burning wall thing before, and now today.
	In September, I had the burning done.
	And today you got the steel umbrella.
	That was last September.
	So how do you feel right now?
	I'm still a little dopey.
	Like, I'm still, like, head fog, but I'm sore.
	Like, I got bloodstains on my gown.
	That's a good name for your autobiography, bloodstains on my gown.
	I was looking at my bed before, and like, I don't know if you can see it.
	There's like these brownish marks.
	And I'm like, did I shit myself?
	And then I realized that it's blood that must have went down between my thighs and collected on my butt or iodine.
	Is it a big hole they dig in your groin to put all that shit up there?
	I don't know.
	Let me get a little risky.
	Yeah, let's get in there.
	cover of yoke We got a little Maddie's balls there.
	Welcome to Maddie's Balls.
	Those are some good hangers, my friend.
	Nice balls, dude.
	Are those new?
	They just had a tune-up in the oil chain.
	They shine the balls?
	That's fucking sick.
	So when do you get out of there?
	Me?
	I hate hospitals because, you know, I'm in New York City.
	So every hospital, you still got to wear these fucking things.
	But they want you to sit in this bed and lay here with a man.
	Like, get the fuck out of here.
	And do you get drugs?
	Yeah, they just, like, just, like, Ryan tried to call me just before my nurse came in and they had to do my vitals and give me some medication and check my wounds and stuff.
	So, you know, it's mostly like wound care.
	Because I'm on blood thinners Still, obviously, and I, you know, it takes a while to bleed it.
	I mean, stop the bleeding.
	That's why it's all over my butt, my legs, and my gown, the bed.
	So, I mean, if you can get a Xanax or some opioids and just watch Censored.tv for fucking two days, that'd be fun.
	Yeah.
	We'll catch up.
	Catch up on the episodes I didn't see.
	But, yeah, the food sucks, you know.
	Typical hospital fare garbage.
	What about, do any of the nurses come by wearing sexy lingerie and high-heeled shoes?
	Actually, my nurse today was good.
	Pretty good, huh?
	She was a bueno.
	I would say a nice, thick, Latino woman.
	Long dark hair.
	Perfect.
	Latinx.
	Nice.
	Yeah, she was probably mid-30s.
	That's a great age.
	That's when they really start getting good at it.
	Getting good at it, if you will.
	All right, man.
	Well, we wish you nothing but the best.
	Keep in touch, and let's celebrate when you get out.
	Yeah, I'll hit you up tomorrow during the day anyway.
	All right, man.
	Let you know what's going on.
	I'll see you when I'm looking at you.
	Thanks, everybody.
	Two fingers.
	See you, Maddie.
	He's got a catchphrase.
	My fellow Americans, if you have an IRA 401k savings account, things are getting scary out there.
	President Mr. Magoo has been printing money like he's in the movie Idiocracy, or like we're in Zimbabwe.
	He's the Mugabe of the West.
	For, I don't know, a year and a half now.
	Our money's about to be worth nothing.
	The Biden administration has already printed more money in the past two years than the previous 100 years combined.
	That sounds like a lie, doesn't it?
	It's true.
	The national debt just hit a record $30 trillion.
	Inflation is the highest we've seen since 1982, before Reagan came in and saved the day.
	Let's hope Trump or DeSantis comes in and saves the day in 2024.
	It's only a matter of time before the House of Cards comes crashing down.
	If you have retirement savings, your money could be at serious risk.
	Talk to my friends at GoldCo to see how you can protect your retirement with gold and silver.
	As I keep saying, don't put all your money in gold and silver, but why would you not put some in?
	Why would you not hedge your bets just a little bit?
	Just to have that on the back burner.
	Change your mind?
	Sell it.
	You know, when Biden was elected, my dad took all of his money out of all of his investments.
	And my brother and I made fun of him.
	I think he lost something like $50,000 in, what do they call it, actual gains or actual losses or some shit.
	I'm not very good with finance.
	And my dad has since saved a fortune by having just cash.
	That was a brilliant move.
	He's got a savings account.
	He probably makes 1% interest a year.
	And he's way ahead of the rest of us.
	I think they say the average American is down 9% on their investments because of this shit.
	Go to gavinlikesgold.com.
	They built a URL just for this ad to monitor the success.
	You got to go to gavinlikesgold.com.
	What?
	Go to gavinlovesgold.com lest you come across well first go to gavinlikesgold.com because it's funny but then go to gavin loves gold this guy is sending the same mistake every week well no it's the same read so um well it's go to gavinlovesgold.com they'll give you up to ten thousand dollars in free silver when you open an account that's gavinlovesgold.com
	you don't need a a funny passcode because once you're there they know that you went through gavinlovesgold.com and they'll know you came from us and of course if you don't go there then they won't advertise with us anymore and we'll go broke and be on the streets and there'll be no more show and everyone will die i love gold the taste of it the smell of it the texture i love gold so much that i even lost my genitalia
	in an unfortunate smelting accident.
	Back when Mike Myers was funny.
	Yeah.
	By the way, another client we like to push here is Nita Fashions.
	I just had my meeting with them.
	It's a male spa, folks.
	Are they still in the city?
	Because I want to go.
	No, you blew it.
	Fuck.
	So apparently, 100% of our viewers talk to Nita Fashions via Instagram.
	Okay.
	I guess that's what the kids are up to.
	I got the craziest shit.
	First of all, I got four too.
	shirts that are as thick as cardboard.
	I'm sick of these thin dress shirts.
	I want thick, thick, thick ones.
	Right?
	And then I got a tweed hunting suit with like leather.
	It's green tweed.
	It's got the leather elbow patches.
	An action back, it's called.
	Slid up the back.
	Oh, we did a little fun video.
	I Like, that's not easy to do.
	Yeah, I go, guys, are you sure you want to sully your brand with me?
	I'm toxic.
	And they go, no, Mr. Gavin.
	You've done very well.
	We have so many baby monsters.
	We have one a day.
	Literally one a day.
	Hey, everyone on Instagram.
	We're back in New York, and we have one and only Mr. Gavin McInnes here.
	Hello.
	Every time you laugh, we lose your eyes.
	I know, I know.
	We're going to drop the mask because, you know, we're safe when we're in your presence.
	like how they're just proud supporters, yeah what do you get now if you go back to hong kong and you have covet um that's definitely they randomly test people on the street and if you have covet you get a fine and if you're not wearing a mask you get a fine and if you're outside on the street in hong kong and you smoke a cigarette like this you get a fine because you lowered your mask but it's not as bad as it was it used to be three weeks when those guys would go back to Hong Kong, they'd have to spend three weeks in quarantine.
	But anyway, another thing I got was: I go, What's your thickest shit here?
	And they go, Well, Mr. Buddy, we've got a crazy suit that's like almost like a gray fur.
	It's so hairy.
	You asked for a Mugabe?
	What?
	Did you ask for a Mugabe suit?
	Oh, yeah, we'll play that.
	And I go, I want that in a suit.
	And they go, well, you can do a blazer.
	It's crazy hot.
	It's this thick.
	You're nuts, man.
	It's like a, you'll be a polar bear.
	And I'm like, I want the pants.
	You can only wear it in February outside.
	And they go, I like the way you're talking, dude.
	Okay.
	Let me summarize.
	See this suit?
	Let me get my list and I'll show you how we can.
	Sure.
	So, Mugabe always wears suits with his face on them.
	Now, I know you don't have that in this thing, but if I was to get you this fabric, could you make a suit like this out of it?
	Yes, definitely.
	That's great, because I need to have this.
	Now, I talked to some people that can do these prints.
	I don't know if you can hear them.
	I don't have any yards.
	There are African Americans outside on their stupid quads and motorcycles.
	Oh, I heard that, yeah.
	Tearing up the Bronx.
	Fucking assholes.
	Anyway, you can check that out.
	And when you contact them, make sure you mention me and you'll get a discount.
	Speaking of cops, I sent you one of our own.
	NYPD Bronx cop.
	He was dealing with an EDP.
	Emotionally disturbed person with a knife.
	The guy was flailing around like that.
	Now, you're not allowed to shoot people anymore if they have a knife.
	So you have to approach them and try to calm them down and say, look, man, please give me the knife.
	I don't want to lose my pension, so I'm not going to just shoot you.
	I've got to get close to you and endanger my own life.
	So first show the article about this guy.
	This is three blocks from here.
	Bronx cops slash in nose trying to apprehend emotionally disturbed man.
	Bronx cop was slashed in the nose as he tried to take an apparently emotionally disturbed man into custody early Thursday.
	Maybe he wasn't emotionally disturbed.
	The officer's partner tased the unhinged man during the attack at the corner of West Fordham Road and Grand Avenue in Fordham Heights at about 7.20 a.m.
	Officers were called to Andrews Avenue on a report of a man with a knife outside a grocery.
	I've been to that exact grocery, by the way.
	But when they got there, the man was gone.
	The 52nd Precinct cops found the man about a block away and asked him to raise his hands when the man lunged with his blade, catching the officer's nose.
	Again, we have defunded the police.
	We have vilified the police.
	They are petrified of being sued, killed, losing their pensions.
	Remember Derek Chauvin, they had to have a whole armed security around his house?
	So they don't want to shoot someone.
	They'd rather get hurt.
	So we have put cops' lives in jeopardy.
	My son was asking me, he goes, I got to do an essay about racism.
	And I go, why don't you talk about these rich Westchester elites who are petrified of blacks going to their kids' schools and the zoning affecting it?
	It's the only racism I see.
	And he goes, what about like unarmed blacks getting killed?
	I go, okay, there's 60 million interactions with police every year in America.
	There's about six cases of unarmed blacks being killed where you're like, hmm, that one sounds pretty bad, actually.
	That's not a Trayvon.
	That's not a Mike Brown.
	That guy seemed pretty innocent.
	Okay.
	So let's say there's about half a dozen serious, unjust cases of unarmed blacks being killed.
	That's six out of 60 million.
	That's not one in a million.
	That's one in 10 million.
	That's pretty good.
	If the odds of me dying when I walk outside are one in 10 million, I've been living in a safe neighborhood.
	So blacks are living in a safe country.
	And then I told him like Breonna Taylor was living with a drug dealer and participating in that life.
	She got killed in a shootout.
	Sandra Bland was suicidal.
	Freddie Roach was trying to hurt himself so he could sue the city.
	Mike Brown didn't have his hands up.
	Trayvon Martin was beating the shit out of George Zimmerman.
	And George was about to lose consciousness, so he pulled his gun lest it be pulled on him.
	Anyway, the real thing, I didn't bring this up with my son because it's too heavy of a red pill, but why does the media lie about these cases?
	Why do they want Trayvon to be an innocent guy just going to get jujubes?
	Black failure, white guilt.
	They need a reason that blacks are doing badly in this country.
	And if it's racism and evil racist cops, that makes them feel better.
	And I don't need to feel better.
	I'm not looking for any excuses.
	I don't care.
	Anyway, let's continue with this article about our boy down the street.
	The blade caught the officer's nose.
	It sounds like he nicked his nose a little bit.
	A nose nick.
	A little nose nick.
	Just a little...
	The partner then uses taser to incapacitate the attacker.
	The cop was taken to St. Barnabas Hospital, where it's believed the cop may need stitches to close the wound.
	Now, often when they say may need stitches, I see it and I'm like, no, you could just get a band-aid.
	You'll be fine.
	Put some ice on it.
	Crazy glue at the most.
	crazy glue, ice.
	How bad can it be?
	What happened?
	Looks like a lot of glue.
	Oh, his nose is gone.
	Okay.
	All right.
	So it's Tales from the Crypt, Michael Jackson.
	The nose is fucking not there anymore.
	We probably should have said NSFW.
	That's insane.
	That's a cop living under the new NYPD rules.
	That's kind of a cool tattoo.
	But zoom in on that nose.
	You may want to look away if you're eating Cheerios right now.
	It's gone.
	Like, both his nostrils are on the other side.
	He has zero nostrils.
	That is a fucking sharp knife, by the way.
	Holy crap.
	Wait, the cartilage.
	Yeah, the cartilage has been cut through, too.
	Anyway, cops are pussies, man.
	Why didn't wait.
	Couldn't he just move?
	Go like that.
	Why don't they just tase him?
	Maybe that's why.
	Well, they were too scared to even tase him.
	And when I say scared, I mean of the fucking paperwork, vilification, end of your career.
	You know why we abuse cops as a society?
	Because we can.
	That's why we abuse ex-cons.
	Anyone that we can abuse gets tons of abuse.
	It's the same reason you see blacks preying on old Asians.
	It's nothing to do with race.
	They just, they can.
	If someone is below us and we can torture them, we do it.
	We're not nice people, us civilized society.
	But wait, there was another cop.
	Why of things?
	There was another cop thing I wanted to.
	Oh, yeah.
	This is another perfect example of cops too scared to do their job.
	This woman, I think, was mad about the capital gains tax.
	So her problem was you work hard, you build an LLC, and you want to capitalize on that.
	Now, the money that the LLC made, you've already paid taxes on.
	So she's the owner of her company, I think they sell pumpkin cupcakes.
	It's mostly for Halloween, October.
	That's their rush season is October.
	And her point to the police officer was, how is it that when I want to take money out of my own LLC, the capital gains is up to whatever it is now, 25, 30%?
	It used to be 12% in that particular community.
	And she goes, that's my net.
	That's my nut.
	And you're preventing me from making it.
	And his point was, lady, I don't make the laws.
	But yeah, capital gains tax is what it is today, and you have to follow that law.
	And she lost it.
	And she said, I want to talk to your supervisor.
	And he said, my supervisor is back at the station.
	We can't go there.
	And she said, well, I'm going there.
	And that's when she commandeered his vehicle.
	This is 2.9, Ryan.
	So it helps to know the context behind this dispute.
	So it helps to know the context behind this dispute.
	She was also very warm.
	She was airing out her buttocks.
	And her breasts were sweaty during the heated debate.
	It's in Chicago where capital gains taxes through the roof.
	Look, he can't shoot her.
	He can't tase her.
	He can't punch her in the face.
	So what does he do?
	Just please stop, emotionally disturbed person.
	Please.
	Just be normal.
	Oh, no.
	Look, he almost died of political correctness.
	And she's off to the station to discuss tax law with his chief lieutenant.
	I wonder if anybody else in her path is safe as well.
	You know, it's totally legit to shoot someone when they're driving away in a car like that because the car is a weapon now.
	I talked to a cop once.
	I said, is it ever acceptable to shoot someone in the back running away?
	And he goes, yeah, yeah.
	If they've been violent before and they have a weapon or a knife or it's conceivable that they're about to go do more damage, like they're headed to a fair or something with a gun, you got to shoot them in the back.
	Shoot them all, kill them all.
	All right.
	We should go behind the paywall.
	I like to try to keep this to half an hour, but it always goes to an hour.
	Let's pull up the super chat.
	Oh, yeah.
	And show how much money we've raised for Max and John.
	They're going to have a nice little $10,000 each at least.
	They don't get out until March, I believe.
	I can't bring them anything, by the way.
	We usually bring them cigarettes, avocados, all kinds of produce, all kinds of shit.
	And this time I said, what are we allowed to bring?
	And they said, absolutely nothing because people were dipping it in LSD.
	I'm like, LSD?
	It's been around since the 70s.
	You just caught onto the LSD thing now?
	So, no.
	Which is fine with me.
	It saves me a lot of money.
	Cigarettes are expensive.
	If you check out my email with the subject Gavin Indian Joker face painting, you can see how life imitates art.
	I have a feeling that I've already seen this and it sucked so bad I didn't even put a purple flag on it.
	I'll hail Zorf.
	Gavin, will you be replacing Ryan with a shemail Tesla robot?
	Yes.
	Big fucking tits.
	$5 is spelled wrong on purpose.
	Ryan, open my video I just emailed you with a five-minute video I made that puts full display how the FDA drifted from basic immunology.
	Well, that doesn't sound oh, that's really good.
	Oh, I see.
	He's pulling up some classic painting that looks like me doing Indian Joker face.
	Okay.
	Sure, that sounds like a really boring video, but you donated 50 bucks to these guys.
	So I guess we'll start it, and then people can see the title and they can look it up on their own time.
	Look it up on your own damn time.
	Speaking of looking up shit on your own damn time, I started watching Atheism is Unstoppable, which is pretty amazing how a Christian company has an atheist on the roster.
	That's pretty darn open-minded, is it not?
	We think atheists are going to hell, but we're happy to have them.
	He did a great video about this idiotic Muslim who murdered a Korean girl, and they lost in court.
	They appealed it, lost in court, they went to the Supreme Court.
	No, you clearly murdered her.
	Then it became a podcast on NPR.
	And now he's free to go.
	And I'm watching it, feeling prejudiced, and I go, you know, I used to think big government and big business together were the worst thing in the world.
	But it looks like with this thing, big Muslim and big Jew getting together, it's even worse.
	Because it was his family friend who's clearly linked up to big Arab money.
	And then she goes to NPR and HBO, and the Jews there are like, yeah, let's run with it.
	And now he's free to go.
	And what I love About this series, it's only part one that he's put out yet.
	Is Devin goes, This is not about Said or the Korean girl or HBO or anything.
	It's about the fact that we have a justice system and we've pushed it aside and let podcasters decide who must go free.
	And it's always a certain person that they choose.
	Like, Kim Kardashian's Innocence Project is an absolute travesty.
	She's working on men who murdered children, murdered families.
	She's a fucking psycho, and it's always blacks with her.
	And then you have that guy, what's his name, Halstead?
	Asian dude that Michelle Malcolm was working with.
	Daniel Hotzclaw, H-O-T-Z-C-L-A-W.
	This guy's this Asian cop.
	This black woman said, he made me suck him off to avoid a parking ticket or a traffic citation.
	And he's like, no, dude, we wear like spanks with the thing and Velcro and then the weight belt thing.
	You know how like cops can be real gearheads?
	And he has that thing that stops you from getting a hernia.
	And then he's got his vest with his shit.
	Like the way I always described it when this was a big subject was, say that was his girlfriend.
	And she's like, I just, can I blow you during work?
	He'd be like, I mean, hold on.
	No.
	It's going to take me like four minutes to get my, to get to my dick.
	So, no.
	And the jury, of course, hates cops.
	They were all black.
	They ran with it.
	They weren't all black, but they were predominantly black.
	And they ran with it.
	He's in jail right now.
	And I checked up on the case recently, and the family is suing him.
	He's in prison for a crime he didn't do, and the family is suing him.
	Because he's a cop.
	And none of these wrongfully accused charities would ever go near the case.
	It has to be a black dude for some weird reason.
	You're not going to pull up any Hotsclaw?
	Why did that not occur to you?
	Riggs Huang Huang?
	I just spelled his last name, genius.
	I thought it was Halstead.
	Hotsclaw.
	I spelled it.
	What were you doing, jerking off in your kilt?
	I would never do that.
	Hotsclaw.
	Daniel Hotzclaw.
	I like, too, that Devin doesn't script his shit.
	Convicted of raped, sentenced to 263 years in prison.
	It was a day for singing.
	I see freedom.
	A day for justice.
	And this was a big group.
	Oh, you don't say the bird which is the bald eagle was there to throw away the key.
	How fucking amazing is that?
	It's ironic.
	They're all singing about freedom, too.
	Freedom and justice.
	Make up a rape story.
	For all women all over the world.
	A day they made a wall.
	Look at her hat.
	You see the hat?
	Who's raping that?
	She's wearing a fox furry hat as someone is sentenced to 263 years in prison.
	Daniel Holtz call intercourse.
	It's a haunt.
	Oh, I think I watched this guy's confession thing.
	Not a confession, his interrogation.
	Even with the filing of the motion of a new trial, it does not end by him giving a sentencing which should have happened two hours ago.
	In the end, though, Judge Henderson stuck with the jury, sentencing Daniel Hulch Glaud at 263 years to be served consecutively, celebrated by victims.
	You absolute animal retard.
	You threw a man in jail forever.
	For what?
	And I will tell you, these women didn't think that either, but we did, and you see what happened.
	Yeah, way to go, guys.
	Save the day.
	So let's pull up that thing that the $50 dude made us look at.
	All right, $50.
	He's forcing us at gunpoint.
	Evolution of Fauci, natural immunity versus vaccine-induced immune.
	Dude, I'm trying to entertain people here.
	Maybe you mean just like watching.
	If she really has the flu, if she really has the flu, she definitely doesn't need a flu vaccine.
	Italian speaking with a Jewish ass.
	She should not be a vaccine.
	She really has the flu.
	Oy vey.
	What are you going to do?
	Vaccination is getting infected yourself.
	I think we get the gist.
	But, sir, we get it.
	If you say watch it, we'll watch it our own time, and we promise.
	But zoom out so others can watch it.
	It's a link.
	He paid good money.
	Wait, he sent that link and no one else can see it?
	Yeah, it is a Google Drive link.
	Wait, so this is a link to Google if that didn't work.
	Yeah, so this is all like a private Google thing.
	You might have made the video, fuck.
	Okay, well, that's gay and stupid.
	Some guy named Danny Robinson sent me probably 100 DND Vin Diesel emails with an old footage of Vin Diesel.
	Don't show it.
	Vin Diesel playing D ⁇ D, so we're punishing you by reading your name and refusing to play your stupid video, which is already an ancient Chinese secret, so fuck you.
	You fucking shithead.
	By the way, speaking of the next email is about Jordan Peterson, I think Jordan Peterson stole the Clean Your Room thing from me.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	Because I stole it from this dude Kennedy who wrote a book called Knockout that I edited.
	And his thing was he went from like $500 in debt, $500,000 in debt, to being a millionaire.
	And it was about getting in shape, working hard.
	He's not particularly smart.
	He was doing like real estate and stuff.
	It's not like he's a genius.
	And he turned his whole life around, saved his marriage.
	And it was all just by like buckling down and working hard.
	And he wrote a book about it, I believe called Knockout.
	And one of his first steps was to Clean your room.
	And this is like 20, I don't know, 13.
	Here's some that are like so many came in that these got pushed down.
	We never read them.
	$25.
	My wife.
	Oh, is that from last week?
	From today, actually, but they got pushed down by the newest five.
	We only see the newest five on the other one.
	So my wife wants me to cancel my subscription.
	Fuck her.
	Okay.
	By exit life.
	Of course, we have here Robot Dick.
	Starship Technologies HR manager, Portland, UGRAD, hates and openly discriminated against straight white Christian men.
	PSTJ is a bastard.
	Robot Dick.
	Yeah.
	The book, pull this up.
	Pull this up, Jamie.
	It's called Knockout, Emanual for Success, My Million Dollar Shift.
	I'm kind of disappointed, Mike Kennedy, that you didn't actually get punched in the face for your book cover.
	It's not that painful.
	That guy introduced the Clean Your Room thing.
	Clean Your Room.
	That's 2013 when that book came out.
	So he's probably working on it 2011.
	11?
	11!
	Sorry, let's go back to those unread thingamadoodles.
	Thing diddly bobbers.
	Let's take a call, too.
	I think we're ready for calls.
	I forgot to mention Maddie's Liken's special on the network after blah, blah, blah.
	Retarded cop.
	I remember that from last week.
	I'm pretty sure we read that one.
	Oh, here.
	What about this?
	Think of all factors.
	What is Larry David out of 10?
	Oh, that's a good one.
	So, looks-wise, Larry David is a three, two, but he's worth a billion dollars.
	And I'm not saying I want to fuck him, but women do.
	I'm going to change my shirt, actually.
	I'm sick of this.
	Whoever sent us these shirts smokes.
	Smells like a bonfire to me.
	No, it smells like cigarettes.
	I actually like the smell because cigarettes smell like freedom.
	I just got this at the Mets game where we beat the Nationals for no reason.
	It's not part of the wild card.
	We're never going to be the top of the league.
	So it has zero bearing on the World Series.
	Look at this cool shirt.
	Sick.
	Mets and my PDFs.
	Did you see that?
	It's still broken.
	See the fucking Mets subway trains?
	They decked them all out and all Mets shit.
	It was kind of cool.
	No, I didn't see that.
	It's fucking cool.
	My son bought this shirt, and I thought, that's cool.
	So I went downstairs and I bought it.
	And he goes, you bought the same shirt as me?
	I go, yeah.
	I copied you.
	It's called copying.
	Remember that was big in grade school?
	They copied me.
	Now at 52, I'm a proud copier.
	I'm a fucking Xerox machine, bitch.
	So let's do the intro to the thank you for calling.
	We'll take a call, then we'll go behind the paywall.
	Oh, that looks great.
	It's very Mets.
	Yes, good point, Ryan.
	Look at that.
	They took it over.
	They said, this is our time.
	I think the World Series is totally possible.
	Mr. and Mrs. Mets.
	As my son said, rarely do the top two teams make it to the World Series.
	It's really that predictable.
	By the way, we haven't talked about you and your fucking Comic-Con today.
	I went to Comic-Con today.
	Fun time, lots of...
	Okay, regular face that is, yes, chinky.
	I agree.
	I got some videos, B-roll.
	And it was just a lot of nerdy shopping stuff.
	You don't say Comic-Con was nerdy?
	That's basically what it was.
	I thought it would be cool, tough guys.
	No, it was not that.
	Like, here's a guy with a turtle, dressed as a ninja turtle.
	He's got little katanas on his back that are taped on his back.
	He's got little katanas taped on his back.
	So animal abuse?
	Good thing animals are inferior.
	It's okay to abuse.
	A lot of cosplay.
	A lot of people dressing up.
	That's why I wore my kilt.
	I thought it would be a fun kind of thing.
	There's like a guy that I called a mountie.
	He was very upset by that.
	He was a Marine, actually.
	That is a Toys for Tots outfit.
	He's a gunny sergeant.
	He might be based.
	Okay.
	Let's see.
	No, go back.
	Why?
	I don't know.
	That last couple, like, I want to see them fuck.
	Let me see.
	I didn't even catch them.
	What goes on with them?
	Oh, those two?
	No, no, not those two.
	Not the Waddle Crew?
	No.
	Those two.
	Her.
	Her and him.
	Like, what do they do?
	I want to know about their lives.
	So they watch anime.
	They play video games.
	They just sit and read comic books.
	Is your brother cheating on his fiance?
	His wife?
	Does kind of look like my brother.
	My brother doesn't have retarded tattoos.
	Ryan, why are you with the lowest human life forms?
	I like the events.
	They put on a really big, you know, high-budget event.
	I love the break.
	Right.
	Well, it's just, you know, they got all these cool displays and stuff, and it's just an exciting thing for New York.
	Every fucking baby is going, what the fuck are we doing here?
	So, like, what cool displays?
	Can we see one?
	Yeah.
	Let me just do these in order so I don't lose track.
	Okay.
	Yeah, what do we got here?
	Wow.
	Yeah, just a big, big-ass high-budget event.
	I like shit like that.
	They got out-of-shape cosplayers with skin-tight uniforms, out of breath from sitting on a thing.
	Look at that.
	I mean, they really go all out for this.
	No, they don't.
	It's just a bunch of flags and panels, and the Jacob Javits Center is already there.
	What have they done?
	They stuck an inflatable dragon in the sky?
	Wow.
	I thought it was kind of cool.
	Nope.
	The boat show is fucking cool.
	And the food there?
	Oh, the food was so expensive.
	Nice.
	Wasn't good.
	Great story.
	Thank you, sir.
	Nice bounty outfit.
	Oh, it's a Marine.
	I'm sorry.
	Like I said.
	That was the exchange.
	It lived up to my expectations.
	Yeah, no, I'm not saying that it was the most exciting thing ever, but there was a little bit of drama.
	This guy was running around saying, like, this guy stole my fucking stool.
	And then there's this, and I couldn't tell if it was a bit or not.
	The guy's really upset.
	He was screaming for security.
	Because this guy, who has no teeth, and punched him, stole his, he's taking a hit of an asthma inhaler, stole his stool.
	Is that him sitting on it right there?
	Yeah.
	So those are your peers, by the way.
	Mentally ill people who complain about chairs.
	I like events, you know, and this is a nice event.
	I've been there once before.
	I was, you know, working with Compound Media at the time, and I was like, you know, I saw all these people dressed up like, you know, comic book people.
	How much did it cost?
	I was just standing outside and somebody sold me their badge for like five bucks.
	So I went in and I it was a good time.
	I wore my MAGA hat the whole time.
	Nobody gave me any guff because these are all nerds.
	They don't know anybody.
	It was fun.
	It was fun.
	But you keep saying it's fun.
	It was awesome.
	I have no evidence.
	I have nothing.
	Well, for instance, me and Hollowed, we went to go see Dragon Ball Z, the movie, a couple weeks ago.
	And then they have this great little setup, like diorama setup for them.
	Wow.
	So it's like you get to see these things that you know.
	Oh, my God.
	That must have been awesome.
	Shenron Dragon.
	It's a Shenron Dragon.
	So my buddy went there.
	You know, I convinced him to go.
	He's all about that stuff.
	He got a Gundam wing, and I bought him an extra Gundam wing, about $50 for his birthday.
	He was so happy about it.
	And I got a Gundam.
	What's the Gundam wing?
	Well, I'll show you.
	It's a Japanese robot that you build.
	It's like a model kit.
	You're a grown man.
	We like to get swept away in like little, you know, this is a cultural happening.
	Look how many people are there.
	It's sold out.
	And it's a huge event.
	This is what people are into.
	You sit there and you glue pieces.
	Is it even glue or do you just click them together like Lego?
	There's different sets.
	The one I got is entry-level.
	I'm not going to get into it.
	I'm just going to like, it was $14.
	I was like, yeah, why not?
	And I got like, think this guy.
	So you snap them together.
	Snap them together.
	That is pathetic.
	That's for nine-year-olds.
	But there's also gluey ones, too.
	Gluey cutty.
	That's for 11-year-olds.
	I'll go up to 11.
	11.
	This guy's got a guitar.
	So, you know, these are cool.
	Holy shit.
	I like participating in things, you know?
	Well, let's try to cleanse the palate with some fucking phone calls because I'm disturbed.
	So play the thing.
	You are on air.
	This is a fucking loser.
	You know, I'm here to learn, share, listen, understand why.
	Hey, why does everyone get two things?
	You have one thing.
	Thank you for calling.
	It's great hearing from you.
	Bye-bye.
	All right, next call.
	Next call.
	All right, so let's put the motherfucking number up now.
	The number up there.
	Yeah, if you're listening, it's 718-400-6959.
	That number, again, is 718-400-69.
	Fucking yeah.
	That's funny.
	That's a sexual position.
	Yeah.
	When the girl's upside down or whatever.
	You put your pee-pee in your face.
	You're drunk eater out when you're getting a beege.
	Long time no see, Jennifer Tennis on the line.
	Oh.
	Hey, guys.
	Hey.
	How are you?
	Good.
	Good.
	How are you?
	I'm good.
	This is for Ryan.
	Oh.
	Oh, well, excuse me.
	Ryan, so the best part of the show is, of course, your impressions.
	Thank you.
	Frankly, thank you very much.
	I'm Trump.
	Go ahead.
	Well, it's funny you say that because I was going to say, I love the face thing to go along with it.
	Except for Trump, do you think you could do some of Trump without?
	Because your Trump impression, the best part is the emoting in your face.
	Frankly, that's a great point.
	Ed, we're going to look into it.
	We're going to look into it in a big way.
	No, I get that.
	All right.
	Totally makes sense.
	Thanks, John.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	All right.
	Bye.
	This is from a chick.
	It's called I Live in This Shit Hole.
	Shithole is one word, my dear.
	Hi, Gavin.
	Ryrai.
	We just moved to the area a few months ago for work.
	First week in our house, it was broken into.
	Each of my kids' schools send at least two alerts a day about terroristic threats or stabbings.
	Basically, we got the message, and no amount of money is worth this shit.
	Working on getting the fuck out.
	Nursery intruder says, die as he chokes, shakes newborn.
	I read this story today.
	He attacked several newborns in IQ.
	Attempted.
	If I catch any of you fuckers alone, I'm going to fucking kill you.
	Okay.
	Let's hear the newspiece.
	This violent details were being revealed after an assault on infants last night at Odessa Regional Medical Center.
	An 18-year-old is behind bars tonight after police say he attacked two newborns and tried to strangle them.
	Thank you for joining us.
	And I'm Carson Blush Jones.
	ABCB News Mike Money breaks down what we know so far in tonight's big story.
	18-year-old Marcus McCowan Jr. is facing several charges today after an assault on two newborns, a mother and hospital staff at the ORMC Neonatal Intensive Care Unit.
	Around 6.30 Monday night, OPD officers arrived at the ORMC after receiving a call about multiple assaults.
	During their investigation, a nurse told police that McCowan Jr. was not a motive because his girlfriend had gone into labor.
	Police were told that McCowan Jr. grabbed the nurse and was seen running around the labor and delivery area.
	Next, McCowan Jr. reportedly lies.
	The media lies about cops shooting black people because they see stories like that and their brain just cannot process it.
	So they go, blacks are being hunted by police and they're like going crazy from the stress and it's systemic racism and it's brutal and it's harsh and it's a living hell.
	So that's why you hear about stories like that.
	Nope.
	All right, let's take another call and then we'll get behind the paywall.
	I can't believe how boring your Comic-Con stories were.
	It was just a nice, fun time.
	Hey.
	Hey, Gavin, a guru.
	Hey.
	So this is for both Ryan and Gavin.
	I know you guys are both war movie veterans.
	And so I ask, if you were both 18 again and Gungy Your Head had to join one of the branches of the military, which would it be and why would it be the Coast Guard?
	I don't know.
	I'm a pussy.
	So I'd want to see the least combat possible.
	Is that the Navy?
	Like I said, that's why I said the Coast Guard.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I don't want like the, I'll never recover from seeing the beginning of saving Private Ryan Stoned.
	I don't want bullets going past my head.
	Choo-ching.
	Shook.
	I'm not.
	Mine would be mine would be Army because my grandfather was in the Army and I would join Marines, but I just don't like the taste of crayons.
	Am I right?
	Uh.
	And about face?
	I think you could be a real asset to...
	Wait, lean your head forward?
	Oh, it's just hair.
	Okay.
	I thought you had monkey pox.
	The good thing about you being in the army is we could send you to the front lines because your life doesn't matter.
	That's not true.
	I would go into the front lines because of my skills, dedication, loyalty, and leadership.
	Yeah, I'm not saying the other guys are their lives don't matter.
	I'm just saying it would be very unique because he'd be the one guy where if you get shot in the head, it's not a big deal.
	And I don't think anyone would notice if you got shot in the head.
	They would.
	They would cry, but they'd have to.
	I'd say.
	No, you might be able to still function as you do now.
	I would be like this.
	You went to Comic-Con and thought it was awesome.
	I'd be like this.
	You might end up smarter if you got shot in the head.
	Don't worry about me.
	Go.
	You might kickstart you.
	I could still do my 15-count manual arms from what means.
	It's from drill.
	Not color guard shit either.
	I'm talking about exhibition drill.
	Sounds like you'd be really good at stolen valor.
	All right.
	All right.
	210.
	We're on the line.
	Go ahead.
	Yo.
	Yo.
	Hey, so I got a question for Gav.
	What do you think about I can't remember if it was on this one or.
	It might have been Joe Rogan.
	But y'all talked about cell memory on like...
	Do you think that is prevalent in humans, too?
	Like slavery?
	Like, do you think that Blackstave and Padley is a product of that?
	Is there some kind of cell memory there?
	No, that's one of those nurture arguments you hear.
	I'll answer your question, though.
	Thanks for calling.
	Yeah, there is some evidence that there is cell memory.
	And they talk about these people who get eyes donated after they lose their eyes.
	They're seeing.
	And every time they keep having this nightmare about Jesus killing them.
	And then they talk to the people who gave them their eyes, and they go, oh yeah, the guy that we got those eyes from, he got shot by this hippie.
	He had a big beard and long hair.
	Whoa.
	I know, it sounds crazy, but look it up.
	It was on like 60 Minutes.
	I know they're not reputable, but this wasn't on some weird blog somewhere.
	It's a pretty mainstream concept where you give organs to someone and they retain some sort of bizarre memory.
	So I'm open to that possibility.
	I don't know how true it is, but I could believe the eye story.
	I'm not sure either way.
	I'm not a scientist.
	But to stretch that out to fucking slavery.
	Yeah, there's nothing in there that would say that like, oh, my parents or their parents are like in a pass-down thing.
	You're talking about a person's memories from their life.
	And those eyeballs are like an hour old.
	They're not 400 years old.
	I saw some article that said, blacks don't swim because of slavery.
	And they saw the other slaves get thrown off the boat, and they're still traumatized by that.
	That's why they're scared of water.
	I've had the privilege of growing up in a tradition that didn't believe in the myths and the legends because we had to bear the brunt of them.
	Dude, if he was my friend, I would be happy as a clam because I would be laughing all day.
	I guess he wouldn't like the friendship because I'd be laughing at him, not with him.
	And I think I know why.
	Like, I got a fancy credit card because I have the shitty debit card.
	And I was like, I got a nice wallet.
	Why is my, I got to get a nice credit card.
	So I went to my bank's website and I was like, I want like a black one.
	So they sent me a fancy credit card.
	Whatever.
	Is it metal?
	No, I can't.
	I'm not good enough for those.
	But when I got the package, I laughed out loud.
	Why?
	It was this big, fancy, long rectangle with like a thing around it that you had to unfurl, like an elastic band thingamedoodle.
	Then you open it up and there's like seven pamphlets and some gold paper, and then the actual card came on this cardstock.
	We had to pop it out through almost like a rubbery kind of a cunt.
	Shut the fuck up.
	Nothing wrong with that.
	No, there is something wrong with that.
	You weren't listening.
	And it reminds me of what we're talking about.
	But anyway, yeah, there's no way slavery is still there.
	And the other problem, every time someone comes up with a theory like, oh, it was slavery, you have to explain now the non-slave blacks.
	Like, why doesn't anyone swim in South Africa?
	Why doesn't anyone swim in any coastal country in Africa?
	And being good at it, if you will.
	We will.
	This guy wants to know, female sprinkles and a 10.
	Oh, female sprinkles.
	Okay.
	Let's see.
	Devin, in that same video, no, sorry, in another AIU video, he talks about what female comedian is going to replace Trevor Noah.
	And he's like, Nikki Glazer trying to be sexy and also funny is gross.
	I agree.
	It is a weird sell.
	I'm sure she's a nice woman.
	When a woman's on stage.
	I know her.
	Right, newer.
	But when a woman's wearing like stilettos and a beautiful gown and then doing comedy, it's like this is not...
	Coming all night long, but then he pulls out and man, it's just hard.
	It's been a while since he's seen a hole that big.
	That's pretty funny.
	I don't know about sprinkles.
	Wait, is she doing the joke, though?
	Someone else wrote that joke.
	It's her reacting to it.
	You could put a fucking retarded.
	You just showed a woman reacting to a hilarious male joke that someone worked really hard on, wrote, recorded, added the background noise.
	Let's see.
	Maybe she got more.
	Okay, her flying to sneak into a Delta Sky Club.
	Ting drinking is very bad.
	Yo, I got a fake ID, though.
	Yeah.
	Sir, you are a fucking idiot.
	You wasted our fucking time.
	Sir, you suck.
	You suck.
	I'm usually not very mean to people, but you're a bad person.
	No.
	No, not my first time.
	What is your idea of comedy?
	garbage TikTok shit.
	That guy's...
	Sprinkles?
	You know what?
	We should probably just go with purple flags at this point.
	We got a 410 on the line.
	410.
	You're on the line.
	We hear you.
	Yes, sir.
	Hello?
	Is this Matt?
	Oh, hello?
	410.
	What do you think he's doing now?
	I think he was listening to the show and he's picking his nose.
	And then he felt like a blood booger.
	And then he saw blood and went, oh, what the fuck?
	And he's like, did I...
	Hello?
	Are you back from the bathroom?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	So what was the nosebleed about?
	Did you pick your nose too hard?
	Or is your nails long?
	Your nails long and you scratched the inside of your nose?
	Yeah.
	What nosebleed?
	What the fuck are you talking about?
	Okay, you can lie about it.
	All right, anyway.
	The viewers want to know when you're going to open the show with a fish song, Gavin.
	Oh.
	Is this Matt?
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	Our buddy Matt was wearing a fish shirt in Dallas, and I'm like, dude, what the fuck are you doing?
	See, I'm going with him to the fish concert in New York City.
	And then his argument was, what about Godspeed You Black Emperor?
	They're just noise.
	It's garbage, too.
	I had to walk out of the show.
	No.
	Godspeed You Black Emperor aren't pretending to do songs.
	They have a soundscape.
	It's almost like sound art.
	It's like a new form of classical music.
	It's an experience.
	These fuckers are just noodling away on guitars like a hundred studio musicians with no leader.
	Ugh.
	It's like a bunch of guitar teachers at Guitar Center all got together to bore you to death.
	A long clinic.
	Yeah.
	Like, they sound like they're testing out the instruments for the band that's about to come up.
	Yeah, there's like the fucking the sound check crew, but they're like, they're getting way too comfortable.
	Is that a midget?
	Or it's at a wedding and there's a lot of musicians at the wedding and your dad was in a band in the 70s and then the everyone leaves but there's some stragglers because we got the place for the whole night.
	And then the stragglers start getting up on the stage.
	The lights are off.
	And they just start jamming up.
	They do Louie Louie and stuff.
	Oh shit.
	Mattio says, fuck Fish, the drummer or bassist is a pedo.
	Oh.
	Another reason to hate them.
	Maybe he's been catching fished.
	Oh, sure.
	We forgot to go behind the paywall.
	Yeah.
	All right, so that's enough free shit for you, you greedy mooches.
	And if you're a fish fan, don't subscribe to the network.
	We don't want your money.
	Buy tickets to the fucking show.
	Yes, Chicago.
	It's in a nice part of Chicago.
	It might bomb.
	The ticket sales are not going well.
	People are afraid of Chicago because they don't know it's in a safe part.
	We haven't announced it as broadly as we should.
	We should announce the venue.
	Not the venue itself, but it's in the west suburb area of Chicago.
	Obviously, we're not going to the south side of Chicago, guys.
	Hello.
	It's chill.
	Hello.
	It's a base.
	That's a huge thing.
	Josh was like, dude, I'm worried about the ticket sales in Chicago.
	Every place is sold out so far, but not Chicago.
	And I was sort of like, I understand you want to make money and stuff, but I'm doing this for the experience.
	And I kind of would like to experience a terrible bomb.
	Yeah, me too.
	Like, it would be kind of cool to come out and there's like 30 seats sold.
	And just people like, you suck!
	Wow.
	Like, we already have the packed thing.
	So, if we're putting it in a movie, we already got all the cool shots of lots of people.
	How about some shots of no people?
	That's funny.
	Anyway, so we're going to go behind the paywall now and do all kinds of fun stuff that the freeloaders are not allowed to see.
	And plus, it's much more controversial behind the paywall.
	It's naughty behind the paywall.
	So we're going to go put on our lingerie and do rude business.
	We wish you would subscribe.
	It's $10 a month.
	Unlimited data.
	I don't think that you could possibly watch all the shows we provide.
	I can't.
	Nope.
	And I don't even watch my own show, obviously.
	So, yeah.
	Please subscribe to censored.tv.
	Please buy tickets to the show in Chicago and New York.
	They're both coming up very soon.
	And get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.
	Let go of Jesus.
	Let government say.
	You can have back your freedoms if you do what you say.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.
	Violent protest over a speaker on campus here.
	Fuck you, Norman.
	He is a prominent Canadian, writer, actor, comedian.
	He's the co-founder of Viking.
	Oh, fuck another vagina, you gross pig.
	That's a movie plug on empty movie of the speaker.
	You got big fucking pigs.
	I watched that and I said, this shit's too retarded to fuck.
	You shouldn't do it.
	They take anything you say and then fucking twist it around.
	This is the part of Seth that's going to get real mean before I leave.
	Wow.
	No more filthy.
	You king.
	They think we want to tell those kind of jokes.
	I'm taking order.
	I do.
	Let governments say you can have back your freedoms if you do what we say.
	Stick your progress where the sun don't shine.
	Keep your big mouth away from me, mine.
	If you leave us alone, when we'd all be just mine, stick your progress with the sun.
	Oh, Gary.
	Where's Gary?
	I miss Gary.
	Is Gary alive?
	Every time I ignored him, like when he was talking to me after the show, I'd be wrapping up stuff and doing stuff.
	I feel bad now.
	I don't.
	I wish I had nothing for Gary.
	Gary doesn't give a fuck.
	Dude, he would not.
	If you were drowning and you had a cigarette on your hat, he would take the cigarette and watch you drown.
	Oh, it's wet.
	He would like, yeah.
	He doesn't give her a drink.
	You got a lighter?
	I don't fucking care about you or anyone but Gary.
	Sylvia's not here tonight.
	She took an oxy.
	Oh.
	Yeah, she was feeling some pain, so she's too high to come.
	Spread the wealth yourself.
	She said to me, I'm getting a test from my lungs for cancer.
	It could be cancer.
	Pray for me.
	I was like, okay.
	So then I started to pray for her, and then I thought, what if God is sort of like, what are you doing?
	I'm like, I'm praying.
	I don't want Sylvia to have cancer.
	He's like, why?
	I don't know.
	She's a friend of mine.
	She's 78 years old.
	She lives alone in a studio apartment with a blind chihuahua that shits all over the rug.
	What shits itself?
	What shits itself?
	How long should I go for this?
	And then I'd be like, I don't know, like another five years?
	Five years?
	I should do this for five more years?
	Why are you meddling?
	I've been doing this for billions of years.
	Yeah, your Mets prayers just went through, you motherfucker.
	Yeah, fuck you.
	I've kept the Mets afloat all season because of your stupid bet, which, by the way, I'm at $268.
	Don't be a cutie pie, okay?
	Maybe God is Trump.
	I'm feeling upset.
	We have Christopher on the line, 920.
	Christopher from the Sopranos?
	Whoa, Christopher.
	Oh!
	Oh, me!
	What the fuck are you doing?
	Yo, what's going on, guys?
	Hey, hey man.
	So I wanted to talk to Ryan.
	Am I going to get to meet Ryan at the Chicago show?
	Yes.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Wonderful.
	If you got to meet him.
	If you talk to him then, too.
	Real quick, so Gavin knows basically nothing about religion, and he'll never listen to me because I'm real young, and he's like old as hell.
	So, Ryan, ignore the dinosaur stuff.
	Kind of ignore creation for now.
	Kind of ignore the end times for now.
	You've got to actually get to the basics, my guy.
	Like, who is Jesus Christ?
	What is salvation?
	Sin.
	Don't be Catholic, first of all.
	That's a bad choice.
	Interesting.
	You got to go to a Baptist church, dude.
	You got to get to a, I don't know, evangelical free church, some conservative Presbyterian.
	There's like four different types of Presbyterian.
	Choose the right one.
	You got to talk to him about religion.
	He knows nothing about it, man.
	Baptist.
	Straight up.
	What's the right Baptist religion?
	You said there's four?
	Okay, so there's three Presbyterian types of denominations.
	There is the PCUSA, which is like sort of pretty liberal.
	They don't really believe so much in Christianity.
	They're kind of like a feel-good type, whoa, what's going on, guys?
	How about live a good life?
	Not really what it's about.
	There's no way, which is so radically, like, left-wing garbage that I can't even remember the name of it.
	I disassociate with them entirely.
	And then there's OPC, Orthodox Presbyterian Church, which is good stuff.
	I mean, there's a lot of, yeah, people are always selling me on the church, and they all sound really good.
	And I feel like, Not that there's no wrong way to eat the Reeses of believing in Christ and stuff, but I don't think you're going to hell if you're like if you are one of these denominations.
	You never said what denomination we should be or he should be.
	Baptist or evangelical?
	My vote would be for Orthodox Presbyterian Church or a Southern Orthodox Presbyterian.
	Are the people there hot?
	You know my issue with Christianity is God though, dude.
	Come on.
	Real quick is like Jews are so good at looking out for their own, othering other people.
	We're like, you're not one of us, so fuck you.
	We don't do that enough.
	In fact, we're just so schismed, if that's a word, that it's just really upsetting.
	So I don't like any really like infighting.
	I think whatever your denomination is, probably because your parents were that.
	But guys, get over it.
	It's about Christ.
	My mother was a crackdown whore.
	Okay, well, that's an interesting choice, too.
	She's not a Christian.
	Yeah.
	So, okay, so I agree with you.
	Here's the thing, though, right?
	We've got to start doing that, too.
	Like, Christians generally, I would say I would put a Roman Catholic or an Eastern Orthodox in the same camp as I would give them preferential treatment if it came down to it or whatever.
	But we're also not raising our children as Christians.
	We were doing the Western thing, the white thing, which says we're the only masochistic ethnic group or religious group.
	And we're also doing some nonsense where we don't actually even help our friends, let alone the people who we don't necessarily get along with.
	But like we go to church with, it's not a place of community anymore, which is a tragedy, obviously.
	And that's why we have so many leftists in the country, so many, how do you say, libtards in the country who are pushing politics as the new community, as the new main force driving what you're doing in your house.
	Yeah, thanks for calling, guys.
	I appreciate you.
	Thanks for calling.
	I was checking out Baptist stuff, actually.
	I started drawing.
	This Appalachian Aesthetics is a great follow.
	And somebody noticed that I liked this.
	They're like, Ryan's on a weird rabbit hole.
	Yeah, we read the tweet, Ryan.
	We got it.
	This is how they preach.
	For the old path of this heaven today, and when you find it, walk in it.
	And there were some back in that day, as they are today.
	And they said, it's interesting.
	It would feel like Stoltz.
	It's like that rapper.
	Huh.
	That Memphis rapper, what was his name?
	Early Otts guy.
	J. Fuck.
	Yeah, I know what you're talking about.
	Fucking.
	That's a thing, yeah.
	It's like a rappy thing.
	I like it.
	Yeah, it's kind of cool.
	Like it says, hey, you hearing me?
	Everybody tell it, da-da-da-da-da.
	Bling bling.
	And all of you could have a tas, bling, bling.
	Hell yeah.
	By the way, congrats.
	I'm giving you a clue to find it up.
	That's a terrible clue.
	Find it up.
	Juvenile.
	Oh, okay.
	That's his name.
	Juvenile.
	Huh.
	Yeah, look at the song.
	Huh.
	Hi.
	Yeah, it's the first one that comes up.
	Juvenile.
	Do you not know Juvenile?
	Oh, of course I know Juvenile.
	He's got the grill.
	This is what that is.
	You ain't scared, huh?
	You know how to play it, huh?
	I know you ain't gonna let somebody come and punk you, huh?
	I want to start doing that.
	Thanks for calling, huh?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, huh?
	It's pretty addicting, huh?
	Stop saying addicting.
	Addictive.
	Addictive, huh?
	You don't really want nothing to do with it.
	Stop saying addicting, huh?
	It's addictive, huh?
	It's addictive, huh?
	Addictive, huh?
	It's what we see in Canada where we'd say fuck at the end of everything.
	Or A. What's going on, fuck?
	Isn't A the backwards of huh?
	It is.
	Yeah, fuck.
	If you've seen this, congratulations to Dan Lyme and all the other guys.
	We met them at AFPAC.
	Frankly, great guys.
	Tucker Charleston.
	Original about fucking testosterone and men.
	Oh, that's in my notes.
	to the people of America about a subject which I believe to be most important and that is the subject of physical fitness that that that that that that that A country is as strong, really, as its citizens, and I think that mental and physical health go hand in hand.
	Are you hearing more unfortunate than to have soft, chubby, fat-looking children?
	I hope that all of you will join and everybody in the United States to make sure that our children participate fully in a vigorous and adventurous life which is possible for them in this very rich country of ours.
	There's been a 50% decline in sperm counts in the last 40 years, along with the decline testosterone.
	We're at it for a calamity, and that's not hyperbole.
	Did they record this like on a bumpy truck?
	No, he has a speech disorder.
	He has a disease.
	I love that guy.
	But dude, dude, can you not do something about it?
	Like take a cigarette and burn your larynx.
	You know?
	Like, Maddie was just in the hospital with a fucking camera and a steel umbrella that followed his femoral artery and went into his heart and then was left there like a piece of space garbage to expand and cover it over with scar tissue.
	Can you get your hair?
	That's not a good look.
	And you speak for a living, basically, RFK.
	So fucking...
	The chick from Curb Your Enthusiasm in the first season, Cheryl, what's her name?
	No kidding.
	Yeah.
	Just fucking eat a cigarette.
	Eat a live cigarette.
	Exaggeration is just a mathematical fact.
	You're breaking up.
	Are you going through a tunnel?
	I'm just kidding.
	I like that guy a lot for the record, but it's very funny to make fun of me.
	No, he's not great.
	He's got weird shit about.
	Oh, really?
	Oh, fuck.
	He believes in those stupid machines that can harness the energy of the universe.
	Oh, yeah.
	And the aliens tried to tell us about this.
	And if you look at ancient rock formations, You can see the all that stupid shit.
	And they have a cure for cancer, but they don't want to show us because they make money off of cancer.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	Kind of based.
	Yeah, he's as stupid as you, basically.
	my brother's bachelor party.
	I've not tried the sunning the balls yet.
	I don't believe in it.
	You believe in fitness?
	You're in hard times, well.
	Hard iron sharpens iron, as they say.
	And those hard times inevitably produce men who are tough, men who are resourceful, men who are strong enough to survive.
	Then they go on to re-establish order, and so the cycle begins again.
	Cerdovich is in this.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	you you I think I was not invited to be in it because of my body.
	Not being nice enough.
	Harsh.
	Fucking sucks.
	But yeah, there's a real war on masculinity.
	It started in the 80s when everything was perfect.
	They had to wreck it.
	Gloria Steinem ended it.
	And look at the Proud Boys.
	Men's clubs were ubiquitous from the Industrial Revolution until the 80s.
	And then the Oaks Lodge, they started shutting them all down.
	Now there's the Knights of Columbus, there's the Masons.
	You can list them all in one hand.
	And when you go to those meetings, everyone is 70.
	No disrespect to my chapter of the Knights of Columbus.
	I fucking love those guys, best guys ever.
	But I'm the young buck there.
	I'm 52 years old, and I'm the little kid at those meetings.
	So men's clubs are about to go extinct.
	And as they said in another trailer for that same thing, they talk about men's clubs and they say there's something incredibly dangerous about masculine men getting together.
	And they said it only takes a few hundred to overthrow a government.
	Not that that's what happened on Gen 6.
	Shut the fuck up.
	So there's a war on that.
	They want you to be complacent and overweight and shitty because you're not a threat to them then.
	So they want you to live in a pod and eat bugs and not be an independent thinker and not get in shape.
	By the way, slightly off topic.
	Ladies, lesbians who are cutting your tits off, 72% of my male friends have tits.
	So you can be a dude with tits.
	Go to Great Wolf Lodge.
	Go to any water park.
	Tits abound.
	Tits of tons.
	Ha.
	What?
	Tucker Carlson has been placed on the Ukrainian government's official kill list?
	Yes, that's a thing, he says.
	I'm going to cover it tonight on stream.
	Remember correctly?
	NATO co-hosts the website domain or something.
	I'll have the details tonight.
	Who's that guy, Jackson Hinkle?
	Is that a dude that you like?
	I don't know him.
	He's popped up.
	Most censored man on YouTube.
	Well, I beg to disagree.
	If you have a YouTube.
	Yeah.
	For real.
	We're the most censored people off YouTube.
	Did you know?
	Well, I have YouTube.
	My son, when he was, my eldest boy, when he was like five, he just had all these sayings that he would repeat again and again.
	I've told you them before, right?
	But one of them was, did you know that you're not fair?
	You're laughing at me, not with me.
	The Bob Marley has begun.
	Scientists say when you read a book to love, you just fall apart.
	These are good.
	What the fuck they do?
	It sounds like an audience.
	I go with them.
	Nothing comes up.
	It sounds like a random word generator, but they make sense.
	There's almost a poeticness to them.
	Bow was another thing he would say all the time.
	And a more recent one is, nobody does that.
	Instead of does.
	Pretty good.
	I don't know.
	Pretty, pretty.
	Anyway, did you know that there is a huge beef going on with line wives and bucket bunnies?
	Pardon?
	So this is 1.6.
	So there's all these, the linemen, right?
	The guys who make sure your power comes on.
	Oh, I. They're obviously headed down to Florida, and the wives of the linemen, the line wives, are concerned that groupies, how are there groupies?
	You don't have any electricity.
	You're not even there.
	Are bars even open?
	So the groupies of the linemen are threatening the livelihood and the sanctity of the line wives' lives.
	And so a lot of line wives are just like, look, they might fuck a couple of bucket bunnies when they're down in Florida.
	Let it go.
	You're going to lose your whole marriage and everything.
	It's just part of the life we chose.
	And the other line wives are like, fuck that.
	I'll slit a bucket bunny's throat.
	Wait, go back to the first one.
	Is that a video or is it a picture of a video?
	Watch me pack my lineman boyfriend's lunch.
	Hit the triangle, shitlips.
	That is a screenshot.
	Okay.
	So.
	That's a lineman's.
	That's a line wife.
	Unfortunately, if you are a line wife, you know what I'm doing right now.
	What?
	Checking his underwear?
	Checking for calm stains?
	Checking for pussy juice?
	This life isn't a trend, and being a bucket bunny isn't attractive.
	You see that bucket bunnies?
	No blue-collar man sitting of the air with the guys talking about how their wives are cringe.
	Sit down.
	All those blue-collar guys make fun of the wives who say stuff like lineman wife.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	Okay, so see if you can find a video, though.
	This is a massive thread of people going back.
	No, no, go back to that.
	Look at that thread and go down.
	Pray for Florida.
	I'm your only.
	I'm a gangster's wife.
	Do it.
	Anybody.
	Daddy, let me know that I'm your only.
	Let me explain something to y'all.
	And I'm pretty sure I can speak for majority of the line wives, lying girlfriends, lying old ladies, whatever the heck you want to call it.
	I promise you, the men fear the wrath of their old lady a lot more than anything Hurricane Ian is dishing out right now.
	I know that's a natural disaster, but baby, this will be hell brought to you in a motherfucking handbasket if mine and I'm sure all the others are ever call on them TikToks.
	I'm a gangster.
	I'm a gangster.
	What black female mannerisms there with the line wives?
	I want to see one of them bitching about bucket bunnies.
	I've got the Minnesota Cavalry of Line Men and women that just moved into Cape Coral.
	Yeah, that's it.
	The center is about to be so lit.
	Tell the woman who want to head to Florida snatching linemen, listen up.
	Keep going.
	Keep going.
	Show more Rohn.
	Bucket bunnies.
	Wouldn't it be cool to see a line wife beating the shit out of a bucket bunny?
	Cat fight.
	Stay away from my line man.
	Okay, I'm sorry.
	I shouldn't have brought this up.
	Rojos.
	Rojos.
	Keep going.
	Oh.
	Pick up his spit cups.
	Fucking spit cups.
	Dude, if you have a friend who chews tobacco, once a year, you're going to grab a beer and go like this, and it will be fucking that disgusting spit that you realize you grabbed his spit beer.
	It sucks.
	You know, there's another beef going online.
	Indians versus blacks on Twitter.
	Now, it happened about 10 years ago where they were just calling each other out for the shitty things that they do.
	And it's back, apparently.
	I don't know how to find it, but my friend said he's going to link me.
	Yeah, that rings a bell.
	I saw that.
	I can't remember what set it off.
	But it was.
	Was it 40-year-old virgin?
	No, no.
	Why you gotta...
	Yeah, it's a recent new beef on Twitter where the blacks and Indians are coming at each other.
	Oh, I remember what it was.
	It was some sort of Indian wedding or something or thing.
	And then some black dude was like, you can just smell what it smells like over there.
	You can just smell this picture.
	And like, motherfucker, you reek.
	No, sorry.
	Motherfucker, you reek way more than we do.
	What are you talking about?
	All right, let's get back to the calls.
	That was a weird break.
	We lost a lot of subscribers with that.
	Yes, we're watching the numbers go down.
	518.
	You're in the late.
	Hey, can you guys hear me?
	Yes, sir.
	Yes.
	Okay, so I was watching the last compound censored video where you and Anthony were talking about how giving the black community opportunities hasn't worked.
	So what can we do to get these niggas under control?
	Well, sir, we're going to have to say thank you for calling.
	Unfortunately, on the live show, we can't screen calls, and occasionally people are going to use horrible racial epithets like that.
	That word, which I don't think I've ever said.
	No.
	But if he's asking how to get the black community under control, or he's speaking about a particular type of black person, I would say try to reunite the black family with itself by abolishing welfare.
	Anyway, hey, Gab, loving your G-Sauce from Silky Hot Sauces.
	Can I get my bottle signed?
	Yes.
	Absolutely.
	$25 there to Max and John.
	Holy shit, the Presbyterian guy's on 90 milligrams of Adderall.
	Yeah, he didn't seem to have a lot of adrenaline control.
	He seemed like really excited that he's going to tell me that I don't know shit about religion.
	Like I was going to argue with that.
	And then once he made, it's sort of like when someone bursts through one of those paper barriers for the team.
	Once he bursts through that paper barrier and he's like, I'm here, I'm queer, get used to it.
	No one had a problem with it.
	And then he was sort of like, he had all that momentum and nowhere to put it.
	That thought spurred a thought.
	We need a term for the opposite of sprinkles.
	Chartles?
	Yeah, tinkles?
	Tinkles.
	Dust?
	Dust bunnies?
	Yeah, bucket.
	Dirt.
	I guess shardles are kind of good.
	All right.
	I don't know anything better than shardles, so we'll stick with that for now.
	Mets win 101.
	Losses 61.
	Dodgers win 111.
	Losses 51.
	Why are you gay?
	So, yeah, the Mets beat the Braves less than the Braves beat the Mets.
	So that's why they're the head of the league.
	But I don't understand what this guy's trying to say here.
	Me neither.
	That the Dodgers are way better than the Mets?
	Okay.
	Yep.
	But if we're talking about the MLB, there's like five teams at the top of the entire MLB, and the Mets are like third or fourth.
	So you're talking to a Mets fan, so we're used to suffering and pain.
	And the fact that we're in the top five now, and you're making fun of me, that just seems stupid.
	Sex, bomb, sex.
	Dodgers, Astros, Braves, Mets.
	Above the Yankees.
	The Yankees are one, two, three, four, fifth.
	We are fourth.
	We only have three teams ahead of us.
	And there's a whole lot of other teams.
	Like the Nats at the bottom and the Oakland A's.
	This is from the other, the last super chat on that list there.
	One of his favorite videos.
	Please play it.
	He mine so good.
	I'm going to show you something.
	Get that ball over here, dog.
	Come on.
	Let's get your dog.
	Let's get your ball and play with it.
	I ain't got no nigga ball with it.
	That's what I want y'all to see how good he minds me.
	Come on, bring the ball back.
	See, he working his way over this way.
	Bring the ball back, boy.
	Bring it on back son.
	Joby I'm over here boy.
	Hey boy.
	Don't go in that damn water.
	I'm over here.
	Don't go.
	You gonna get wet.
	You gonna get wet.
	I ain't gonna take you home.
	Oh come on.
	He got his damn feet wet now.
	Shit dog.
	Come on over here Joby.
	Come on.
	Let's show him how good you do now.
	Come on right here to me boy.
	Come on right here.
	I want you to show him how good you know how to mind me.
	Come on.
	I'm waiting on you to throw your ball back to you boy.
	Bring it on back.
	He just studied it right now.
	Come on boy.
	He got to do a little meditation.
	This is two million views.
	I've never seen this before.
	whole situation.
	I'm hoping Godzilla just stamps on him or something.
	Jobin, that's the nastiest thing I ever seen you doing thingy balls.
	You never seen him shit before?
	Bring it on back.
	Oh, boy.
	No, you making a mess.
	Oh, God.
	Crack the cop, girl.
	Crack the cop.
	Get me all out of here.
	I ain't taking that on.
	Shit, no, I want me.
	I don't know.
	I like that.
	Got some more super cheats.
	Let's clear them out.
	These ones got left behind also, so we can breeze through them.
	We talked with that gentleman already, Ryan.
	Can you tell the PJ Bank story, bud?
	50 Bones.
	Okay.
	It's not really a story.
	When my eldest boy was very young, he was really into Yo Gabba Gabba.
	And he would dress up as the star of that show, DJ Lance.
	And we bought him a DJ Lance costume.
	He had the fur hat and the track suit and the glasses.
	And he had a little ghetto blaster that had all the characters.
	He's an African-American gentleman.
	And my dad has shitty hearing.
	And we would go, look, there's DJ Lance.
	And he'd go, it is PJ Banks.
	One time we were talking about Snookie in the living room.
	My dad wanted to be a part of the conversation.
	He's like, and Snookie is?
	Every time I see her now, like in People magazine, I just hear, and Snookie is?
	How do you feel about Andrew Tate technically being less banned than you, even when he calls himself the most banned man on the planet?
	Yeah.
	What a pussy.
	I'm going to fight him.
	Got some new ones came in here.
	Watch the new Gillian Keeves episode, Hilarious Grill Sergeant.
	Okay?
	What is Gillian Keeves?
	Is that Shane Gillis?
	It is.
	All right, I'll check that out.
	Maybe true.
	Read your Gitter post.
	Can you explain why the Prowboys talk about the treatment of Indians at every meetup?
	Sounds fucking gay.
	It's actually a page from Death of the West where Pat Buchanan says our treatment of the Indians was not what one would expect from those to whom the Sermon on the Mount was divine command.
	We did participate in slavery.
	And then he says, but in this Republican need for absolution and apologies, we, I don't know, prostrate ourselves, blah, blah, blah.
	The time for apologies has passed.
	Nowhere is man more free than in the West.
	The West didn't invent slavery.
	The West alone abolished it.
	So he concedes that we did some crimes.
	But he said, we're the best of the best.
	The West is the best.
	But yeah, we don't sit there apologize.
	I just thought when I read last time I was at Proud Boy's Church, I'm reading it and listening to like, we don't care what your sexual preferences are.
	I was like, how are these guys known as far-right?
	None of this shit is far-right.
	It's basically libertarians for strong borders.
	You know, that's weird.
	Think about what you think about.
	Come on, man.
	They're fat.
	No one fucks with a Biden.
	Are they rolling out trannies because the right is okay with gays now?
	They're like, all right, well, you're okay with gays.
	What about these guys?
	Yeah, I think so.
	I think a lot of Drag Queen Story Hour is just to antagonize us.
	Right.
	Because regular gays don't piss off conservatives as much as they should.
	But they're just trying to make us mad.
	What's this now?
	Gillene Keeves.
	You could sample it.
	What's up, gang?
	I'm Toby Picteron.
	And not only am I a military vet, but I'm also a grilled meat connoisseur.
	I went through hell and back to defend this country.
	Now I'm traveling all over it to find the best greasy grum.
	When I was in war, I went through a pretty dramatic experience that left my memory fragment, but my taste bud perfectly intact.
	Whoa!
	And sure, sometimes...
	Fuck!
	Whoa, not cool, gang.
	But I'll never forget these tasty flavors.
	So join me while I'm trying to remember who I am with some unforgettable food.
	I am the Grill Sergeant.
	That's awesome.
	Great.
	I feel like we didn't give it credit by watching it so quickly here.
	I love that guy.
	Great guy.
	Great guy.
	Go back to the super chats.
	I want to catch up on all those.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	How did that happen?
	That was actually all of them.
	So we're all caught up.
	We're all caught up.
	Well, just have it sitting there so people can see that beautiful total.
	It does take away my screen, so I won't be able to use it for other things like the drop.
	We got to break this 18K.
	I want to get to 20.
	Let's get to 20, guys.
	Come on.
	Oh, we got one just came in.
	We were very close to breaking 20.
	Take my call, please.
	I have a question about bar culture.
	Okay, that's one of my favorite subjects.
	We do have calls, frankly.
	But how am I going to know who you are?
	So we're just going to take a call, and maybe it's you.
	Josh, 325.
	Hey, what's up, guys?
	Hey, man.
	I was at the Dallas show, and I got to say, that was one of the best fucking times I've had in a long time.
	Right?
	Yeah, that was fucking hilarity.
	I was there for the last show on Saturday night.
	It was fucking insane.
	I literally dropped the mic at the end.
	Did you come to the meet and greet?
	What's that?
	Did you do the meet and greet?
	Oh, yeah, I got the VIP.
	I was in the booth at the show right in front of where you guys were sitting.
	Who was in the show right in front of me?
	Okay, you're with the Proud Boys?
	Yeah.
	Right.
	Yeah, that was a great night.
	Yeah, it was a fucking awesome time.
	Speakeasy underneath the place was fucking great.
	Yeah, all of these venues have something weird and different about it, so you don't want to miss.
	You know how stupid I am, by the way?
	Were you there for the karaoke at the very, very end?
	I was not.
	I was drunk and put in an Uber before that.
	Yeah, so there was karaoke on the stage, and I went down to the basement.
	We go there, down by the bathroom there.
	We come back up by the front door, walk around, and then I hear people are doing karaoke.
	So I go down by the upstairs bar, and then I see there's this bar, this stage, where they're doing karaoke.
	I'm like, this place goes on and on forever.
	No fucking way.
	And they have another stage set up here?
	That's huge.
	Like, how big is this fucking place?
	Oh, my God.
	And I didn't realize until, like, three songs in, it's the same fucking stage you were just on, you retard.
	Lighting's a little different, but.
	That was the best, though, because I basically was doing my job here.
	I was controlling the lights.
	I put the music up.
	It wasn't the easiest thing to do.
	It was a little whatever, like a little janky, but yeah, it was like, you know, do the thing, put the music up.
	That's a cool venue to do it.
	And so, you know, Chicago's going to have things about it that are super cool.
	Maybe some cons, too.
	Who knows?
	Things we've got to get with.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	They're all like a fingerprint.
	Next call.
	We've got to find this guy who's freaking out.
	Oh, check this by the who way.
	Fish's bassist in a jam.
	Maddie sent this.
	He was taking art photos of a Hells Angels nine-year-old daughter at a concert in Joan Beach, and he got the shit kicked out of him by the Hells Angels.
	Goodbye.
	I think that's.
	What kind of moron takes a picture of a nine-year-old girl under any circumstances if it's not his own daughter?
	Yeah, Fish Bassist.
	What did you think was going to happen, dudes?
	Beat Gordon up and held him until police arrived.
	Nice.
	Interesting.
	He might be so stupid, though, that he didn't realize.
	I don't know, man.
	Next call.
	All right.
	We've got seven minutes.
	Five, four, one.
	You're on bullet line.
	Hey, G-Dog, I had a question about your Mets bet.
	Wanted to talk about that.
	The way you did your bet, and, you know, the Mets ended up with 100 wins to 60 losses, and you're only going to end up with, like, $260.
	My question is, isn't it kind of depressing that the fact that you came out that far ahead but are only going to end up with like $260 when if you would have done maybe the bet in a different way, if you did do it again in the future, would you do it a different way?
	Maybe just like I liked the part where when they're at the top of their game and they're playing a loser, the loss is really intense.
	Like if they were the Oakland A's this year, every time the Oakland A's won, I'd win like fucking 500 bucks because they're such a shitty team.
	So it's more of a math experiment.
	But my thought more or less was like, wouldn't you do better if you just tried to guess like each game individually instead of the map?
	Yeah, that's not about that.
	It was about a commitment to the whole season.
	By the way, I also tricked myself into watching every single Mets game with baited breath.
	What really fucked me, I was at $1,800.
	What really nailed me were those two losses to the Cubs where I lost $350 with one game and then $450 the next game.
	$800 in two games on $100 bets.
	Youch.
	You have hurt me.
	I actually, they've paid me back and forth.
	So this is neither here nor there, but I actually owe the bookie $1,000 this week because he's paid me in the past.
	So I've been behind.
	He wanted to always settle up at around $500, but we got to $1,000.
	But anyway, that's not the point.
	The point is that I'm up $200-something.
	I assumed I was going to be down $1,800.
	So I like the experiment.
	I think it went well.
	You did like lose money, correct?
	Because are you still riding it throughout the playoffs?
	Yeah, I'm going right to the playoffs.
	I'm going right to the playoffs.
	Yeah, so you could still end up losing for a season that is like way over $500, which is bizarre to me.
	But I'm just curious what you thought about that.
	Yeah, well, thanks for calling.
	I mean, I could have lost $16,000.
	I could have won $16,000.
	That was the range.
	Being this close to zero, I think, is a win.
	Blake wrote in 952, so he is on the line because of that extra info.
	Okay.
	Hello.
	Hello.
	Okay, so bar culture.
	So I really like a happy hour.
	However, I don't like when people start to come in and my rule for bar culture, when it's time to leave, right, is like if there's people joining the bar that are, you know, two seats next to me, then it's time to get the fuck out, right?
	Because I go between around 2 p.m.
	I go once a week.
	I sit down.
	I order a burger.
	I get my fucking, you know, my stuff on the rocks, not creep on the rocks.
	But once the bar starts to get sort of full, I leave.
	Right.
	Because I don't like the whole fucking crazy, there's a dude that smells, that reeks of booze, that's, you know, stumbling over himself and asking the bartender, you know, what he wants to drink and stuff like that.
	Like, what's your thoughts on that?
	Like, I don't like the nighttime bar scene.
	No, me neither.
	How old are you?
	27.
	It's pretty young to be adverse to averse, sorry, to nightclub party times.
	You only go to a bar once a week?
	Yeah.
	Yep.
	Nice.
	That's kind of weird, too.
	You're weird.
	Well, I did a lot of bar time in the Marine Corps.
	I can do 3 p.m.
	My problem with 2 p.m. is I feel like I haven't accomplished enough to enjoy a drink.
	What do you mean by that?
	Well, I have to have done like a hard day's work or like checked off some boxes or repaired something at the house before I can enjoy a beer.
	If I've just been like by 2 p.m., I haven't really done anything.
	Yeah, yeah.
	My problem is too, like, I work at 4.30 in the morning.
	Oh, okay, so that's different.
	That's what I'm doing.
	Yeah, so like I get off, you know, at around 1, and then I'm just like, well, fuck.
	I got to go get out of the house.
	I got to go grab a beer, get a burger, just have my time.
	Yeah, I totally agree with you.
	That's a great bar experience.
	And it sucks when people get drunk and they start putting on music on the jukebox.
	Oh, I'm so fucking disgusting.
	Or an acoustic performance.
	You know the worst thing in the world?

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