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Sept. 27, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S04E169 - INTERNATIONAL PLAYBOY

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	Hello.
	Lads.
	Everybody!
	Got it?
	Okay.
	That's a band called Brand New, which is a dumb name for a band.
	It's very hard to Google that.
	At least spell it weird.
	Make the A an ad symbol or something, dog.
	Come on.
	You're from Long Island?
	Not around anymore.
	No.
	You know them?
	Yeah, I'm surprised you like Brand New.
	Oh, really?
	The song, what, now you don't like them because I do?
	Yep.
	They're good.
	That one song, I believe you bought my Tommy Gun Don't.
	Woo.
	What a damn.
	Well, wait a minute.
	Now I'm worried.
	No, no.
	You like early Jane's late chains, peppers and rage.
	You know who else does?
	Anthony Coomey.
	When he did his karaoke, he was doing songs that you would normally poo-poo on.
	Anthony and I are not getting married.
	So the fact that he likes video games and Alice in Chains doesn't come up.
	But we're getting married.
	And cats.
	I hate all those things.
	I hate cats.
	You know they're not domesticated?
	I did not know.
	When people talk about their pets, I just go, I just say, I can't help myself anymore.
	I go, just kill it.
	Just put a shovel on its neck and just push down.
	There's a lady you might like that's out killing huskies in the news lately.
	Holy shit, that's rough.
	Have you seen that?
	No.
	She thought it was a wolf.
	It kind of is.
	Well, yeah.
	I mean, this can go back and forth.
	Don't kill huskies.
	Don't kill huskies.
	They're beautiful.
	But don't have huskies around your kids either.
	No.
	And then, of course, whenever you say that, someone sends you a picture of a little kid sleeping on a husky.
	Oh, really?
	Are they so dangerous?
	Shut up.
	Montana woman, Amber Rose, kills Skin's Husky after mistaking it for a wolf.
	And then she posts pictures of her with the skinned husky.
	Oh, shit.
	Is that someone's pet?
	No, it was a wild dog at the time.
	It was somebody.
	It was domesticated and then somebody, I guess, let it run free or it escaped.
	That's the thing.
	She has some sort of license or something that allows her to hunt for wolves or a wolf tag or something.
	And so you think that she would know what a wolf and a dog looks like.
	Sorry for dog lovers, these grotesque pictures, but to be fair, she was so far away from civilization, she doesn't expect to see a dog and it was coming at her, apparently.
	Google Image Wolf.
	I thought huskies are very uniquely white-faced.
	Right, wolf.
	I know a guy who has two huskies way up in northern Ontario.
	Guess what he feeds them?
	Like meat?
	Like raw meat?
	Nothing.
	Oh.
	They get their own meat.
	Oh, they look very different.
	Retard?
	Not even close.
	This one kind of.
	Nope.
	I presume that's a husky on the right.
	Well, if there's presumption, then it looks like it is a little close.
	But yeah, you're right.
	Yeah, they always have white faces.
	Yeah.
	Well, the thing is, so the dog had been living wild for a while.
	Maybe it had a different, you know, kind of look to it.
	No, that's what I'm saying.
	I'm looking at it.
	Yeah, so.
	Wow.
	Yep.
	That's heavy.
	I don't want you to kill dogs.
	I'm just kidding.
	Yes.
	But I do hate when people think you give a shit about their fucking pet.
	It's amazing to me that, I mean, talking about your kids, unless it's applicable to someone else's kids, like kids today and their screens.
	All right, that's sort of a general subject.
	But individual stories about your dog or your kid that are unique to them.
	He thinks he's a little dog.
	He thinks he's a big dog.
	Oh, really?
	Now he thinks he's a dead dog.
	And he's right.
	Or I talked about this before, but there's this dog park, dog beach.
	There's a few dog beaches in Westchester, but there's one by Rye Playland, and you go there and the dog is jumping on you, someone else's dog, and then you look over and he's going.
	Like you're going to go, this is a rambunctious one.
	Or he's doing you a favor by letting you hang out with the dog?
	Literally, yes.
	He's like, I'll give you guys some time, but we do have to go.
	You can enjoy him.
	I'm kind of a cuck, so I'm letting you guys have sex while I watch.
	Fuck you.
	I hate you.
	I told you about my dad, right?
	He hates dogs.
	I don't hate dogs.
	I don't want to hear about your dog.
	I don't want you killing huskies.
	Cats aren't domesticated.
	You're letting an animal in your home that wants you dead.
	Why is it there?
	You're just feeding a wild animal.
	But with dogs, yeah, I get it.
	And little doggies are handy with the yapping.
	You can tell if someone's near your property, they're a good little alarm.
	And if I lived in the hood, I probably would have a pit bull.
	I wouldn't have it around kids, but it's a handy dog to have if you're in a crime-ridden zone because it is a gun.
	But my dad, on the other hand, hates all dogs, wants them all gone, without exception, in any case.
	And in my neighborhood, it's a status symbol to have lots of dogs, big dogs for some stupid reason.
	I guess it shows you have a big house.
	I mean, that's the case in New York City, too.
	If you live in Soho and you have two giant dogs, you must have a giant loft.
	Status.
	God.
	Status is so gay.
	Worrying about what other people think of your bank account or what you've achieved.
	It's embarrassing.
	That's why I like Paris Hilton with the small dogs.
	It's like, this is how rich I am.
	I could have an impractical dog.
	Doesn't protect me.
	Doesn't, you know.
	Just a fashion accessory.
	so this guy has like these two gigantic white dogs, they kind of look like Ivanka Trump's dog that she was accused of racism for owning.
	And my dad's got a bit of a buzz on, and when he has a buzz, he gets confrontational, as all Scottish people do.
	And we're in the park, and my dad's, he's already annoyed, because he's like, you work hard your whole life, you live in this fancy neighborhood, and there's a Muslim in a fucking burqa.
	And so that set him off.
	Like, even in a, he's used the word Tony.
	I'd never heard the word Tony before.
	Even in a tony neighborhood like this, you get fucking Muslims.
	And so that set him off.
	And then he sees someone walking these two giant Ivanka Trump matching dogs.
	And he goes, oh, look what beautiful dogs you have, sir.
	And I'm like, oh boy, here we go.
	Meanwhile, these are my neighbors.
	I'm like, dad, let's take it down, relax, relax.
	No, no, no, no.
	And then the guy, that's why he has the dogs, is for compliments such as this.
	So he's like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Hoping my dad will come over and pet them, and he can tell him all about the breeder and all that bullshit.
	And he goes, what majestic beasts they are.
	And he said it in such an aggressive way that the guy sensed something was up, like he's about to have his dogs killed.
	So he's like, oh, thank you.
	And then galloped away.
	I got to maybe change that story and make the ending a little more exciting.
	Well, there was the other one that was really good where you thought it was a dog and then it was a kid.
	Oh, that's it.
	That one's got a real punchy butt.
	Yeah, when he came to New York, when he comes to New York, I should say, we're at some bar.
	It's called St. Dymphness in the East Village.
	And we're leaving and we leave the bar we're done.
	And he's gone.
	He's gone back in.
	And I'm like, what the fuck?
	So I turn around, because I don't want us to get shot.
	He's constantly picking fights in New York.
	One time we go to this Italian restaurant.
	It's Italian.
	It's called Frank's.
	And he goes, I'll just get fries.
	And they go, we don't serve French fries here, sir, Italian restaurant.
	And he goes, you can't make fries?
	How fucking easy is it to make fries?
	Dad, it's not a matter of easy or not.
	It's just not a place that has fries.
	I'm sure they could get a potato, cut it up into little pieces, but it's a busy restaurant.
	They don't have time to add things to the menu.
	So he turns around and he goes into St. Diffness and he says, you've got a fucking dog.
	You see that dog?
	It's illegal to have a dog at a restaurant.
	You're breaking the law and it's disgusting.
	Luckily, they were yuppies and were not in trouble.
	It wasn't some fucking Latin kings or some bullshit.
	It all comes from when he was a kid and he was on the bus in Glasgow and he saw a dog humping some woman's leg and it ejaculated all over her.
	Are you serious?
	Yes.
	Wow.
	And she just took out a little serveette and just like wiped the calm off her arm.
	And he's from then on.
	He's just been like, I hate this fucking shit.
	Deeply disturbed.
	You know what Elsie told me?
	He said it was just common at Glasgow movie theater for disgusting old pedophiles to put their hand on your leg when you're a little 13 year old.
	What's that?
	Say that again?
	So, and my mom confirmed the story.
	It happened to her, too.
	So they both hate movies.
	They'll watch movies at home, but they hate going to movies.
	Actually, come to think of it, they don't even like movies at home.
	It was a place where you could molest kids.
	Crazy times.
	Shitballs.
	Crazy times in Glasgow.
	All right.
	Someone sent me some sprinkles, and for once it is sprinkles.
	Praise the Lord Jesus Christ in heaven above.
	No way.
	Yeah.
	So, here we go.
	Sprinkle it on, Daddy-O.
	Do you mind texting my girlfriend from Anchor?
	Text from Drive.
	Yeah, smart.
	What do you want me to say?
	Just tell her, just hit the road with Kyle, and I'll let you know when we get closer.
	Cool.
	She responded.
	Says, don't bother.
	I'm sick of your shit.
	We're done.
	Yeah.
	Of course she said that.
	Go ahead and text her.
	You're just lashing out because you found out you were infertile.
	Oh my God, dude.
	I really don't think I should be a part of this.
	I don't mind at all, please.
	She said that's just what I told you.
	It felt nicer than saying I'd rather fucking drown myself than start a family with you.
	Holy shit, man.
	I really don't feel comfortable.
	No, no, no.
	You're doing great.
	You're doing great.
	She's just busting my jobs.
	Go ahead and text back.
	Well, your mother was an abusive drunk, and you will be too.
	It's just comfortable.
	Okay.
	She says, whatever, Mark.
	Have fun fucking Kyle this weekend.
	You've told me how many times you've thought about it?
	Oh, my God.
	Yo, ball and chain, huh?
	Your battle axe.
	Let's pull over and we'll grab some food and we can go off.
	You know what's funny about that?
	Battleaxe.
	The old battle axe.
	When you see the guy with the bug eyes in the back seat, you can tell that he's trying not to laugh and he doesn't have sprinkles.
	But he's literally along for the ride.
	Yeah.
	And his only job is not to blow it.
	Now, I'm not going to say he blew it, but he kind of blew it.
	His face is overacting.
	It turns it from like one type of video to like over the top.
	Can I present some sprinkles?
	Hold on.
	This is how you do that.
	This is what your face should have been in the back, okay?
	You should have been like.
	Yeah.
	Not wide-eyed and bushy-tailed.
	Let me see if I can get a look at that face.
	All right, let's see what sprinkles you got.
	All right.
	I think this is pretty sprinkly.
	Somebody hits a golf ball in our backyard.
	Our dad goes out and lays next to it.
	Oh, that's ancient Chinese, dude.
	God, you're a loser.
	Okay, wait.
	Is this one ancient Chinese?
	I don't think so.
	Check this out.
	What's it going to be?
	Jerky Boys.
	How'd you know that?
	Have you heard of them before?
	I'm slightly familiar.
	This is this guy, Frank Rizzy.
	Why don't you pull up some Foster Brooks videos while you're at it?
	That I don't know.
	You ever see this?
	Yeah, man.
	I was going to talk about me.
	I'm going to be a little slimmer by the end, though.
	A little bit slim.
	I'll lose some of this.
	188 down the.
	Alright, you wanna take this on back?
	Try it.
	laughter laughter laughter laughter laughter laughter laughter Oh my god!
	laughter
	Nice delivery on the white guy there, man.
	Killed it.
	Really good job there.
	You didn't crack up.
	You didn't smile.
	Let's see that again.
	We'll do an instant report.
	I'm really happy about that guy.
	You want to take this on backtrack?
	They always do that with Tommy Robinson.
	They're always fucking with his giving him like a baby seat for the car and stuff.
	That guy looks like he could brawl.
	Also in the important news, shit I care about, we have a Braveheart of the Butt Boys.
	No.
	Our new leader, better than the guy who killed the person who butted.
	This guy gave a woman a nervous breakdown.
	If this folded cuff is annoying you as much as it's annoying me, welcome aboard.
	This right here.
	Fuck.
	That's one problem with Nita Fashions.
	When you get the shirt in the mail from Hong Kong, it's folded very tight.
	So you got to iron out the cuffs, which I forgot to do.
	I don't really like these striped shirts.
	I'm not a striped shirt nigga.
	Really?
	I think it looks very dashing.
	No, I've got an appointment with them next week.
	And I think I'm good for suits.
	I think I'm going to get a series of dress shirts.
	See how this is thin?
	I want to get a series of fucking thick, thick shirts.
	Hell yeah.
	Tucker Carlson thick shirts.
	When they wrinkle, it's not choodalulu.
	It's like chabon, chabon, chaban.
	There's the face, by the way.
	Yeah.
	The other guy's doing great.
	The other guy's doing an excellent job.
	You're trying not to laugh.
	Your eyes are way too big, dude.
	Yeah.
	He's the normie of the group that.
	He's one of these guys who isn't funny but appreciates humor.
	That's a type of person.
	You know who else is like that?
	Name drop?
	Chloe Seveny.
	She's not remotely funny, but she totally gets hilarious jokes and likes being around funny people.
	Ever met someone like that?
	It's a weird type of person.
	Yeah.
	Absolutely.
	They totally appreciate it.
	They get all the high-end quality Sprinkles comedy.
	They don't laugh at this shit.
	And then you're like, how can you appreciate awesome jokes and not be able to do them?
	My friend Peter Harris, I miss him from high school.
	And that was so respectable.
	He wouldn't even be like...
	He was just like, you know what it's like?
	Those dudes in the punk scene that would have a sweater and slacks.
	And they'd be in the mosh pit, and they had brown hair combed to the side.
	They never got into the clothes.
	They just loved the music and moshing and all that stuff.
	Matt Eisman, I bet he was one of those guys.
	He strikes me as one of those normies that hung out in the punk scene.
	Yeah.
	Wouldn't freak out if you started smoking weed or something.
	I had friends that, you know, like in our band community, we'd go see live shows and then we'd smoke weed and they'd be like, guys, guys, come on.
	Like, chill this fuck.
	I don't think in my half a century on earth, I've ever met anyone who's freaked out by smoking weed.
	Well, you grew up in a better generation.
	Better generation.
	It's a better generation.
	Okay, so this bitch butted in line and this butt boy goes, oh, what the fuck are you doing?
	You don't see people here?
	What are you blind?
	You could just go in front of all of us?
	I guess they're in self-checkout at Walmart.
	And he goes, no, no.
	She's never been confronted before.
	She's just used to butting in line and no one having a problem with it.
	She lives alone with her stupid dog.
	And let's see how she reacts to being caught butting.
	I didn't touch you, man.
	Well, no one did that.
	Is this a prank?
	I can't even go away.
	You need to go away.
	You need to go away.
	It's a fucking problem.
	You need to go away.
	I need to leave.
	No, it's just welcome.
	Can you pause it for a second?
	I think filming is gay.
	It feels very beta to pull out a phone and be like, I'm getting you on film being mean to me.
	However, in this day and age where she could sue him or do something, you probably should have it on record.
	It's like domestic abuse on men that makes me laugh.
	The idea of a woman beating up a man and you sitting there crying about it.
	No matter what she does, dude, smashing glasses, all that stuff, you can handle it.
	On the other hand, she's going to eventually accuse you of beating her.
	So you should probably have some paperwork.
	So I think you should call the cops if she's smashing glasses and scratched your face and have it on record.
	So when she accuses you, you're like, actually, does she have any doctor's reports?
	Does she have any criminal complaints?
	Because I do.
	Not sure why you're still in that relationship, but okay.
	Okay, she threw some of my stuff.
	By hell, if I know.
	I'm so sorry.
	Did you hear the beginning of this?
	I was raped not that long ago, and I can't stand a man touching me.
	Yep.
	Trying to introduce some backstory.
	The only thing I've done.
	I only bet the family farm that that rape did not involve any kind of sexual penetration.
	It was like someone grabbed her and said, I want to be with you.
	Or give me a kiss.
	Something like that.
	It was a homeless man who grabbed her and said, you want to kiss me?
	And she was like, great, I just got raped.
	I think it was a president that said, you got to say hi to me.
	Oh, dude, before we finish this video, you know how yesterday we were Saying Joe Biden was 30 and his babysitter was 15, and then his wife died?
	Yes.
	That's bullshit.
	I looked it up.
	He's only eight years older than her.
	He's 78.
	She's 71.
	You got to watch it when you get your news from Twitter.
	You got to say hi to me.
	He did say that.
	Hello, fine, though.
	I'm so sorry.
	Look what he's buying.
	She wasn't sorry when she cut in line and then screamed.
	I didn't see you.
	To make it.
	Oh, I just asked her if she saw anyone in line.
	Just leave.
	Just fucking leave.
	Just go.
	That's an adulter.
	You're making it live.
	I'm just talking.
	What was this?
	What was this?
	I like his cart, by the way.
	Yeah, it's a pair of bat wings.
	You know, that can't be for decorating your house.
	So I guess his cubicle could do with some Halloweening.
	So that's going to go on his monitor, I guess, or next to his pens.
	All right, where are you going?
	We're getting burgers and beer for lunch.
	I'm going to go to Walmart.
	I want to spruce up my cubicle.
	What?
	You're not coming out with us so you can spruce up your cubicle?
	Sally has a bunch of shit she brought in.
	She'll give you some batwings.
	I'd rather choose my own batwings.
	Thank you.
	So it's weird that he's our new leader because he's a fucking loser.
	What is that?
	It's probably like a pumpkin you can inflate.
	How's your cart full of only impulse buy items?
	Yeah.
	Walk through empty.
	Maybe he just likes going to Walmart.
	He walks around.
	He looks at the people of Walmart.
	And then he goes, I should probably get something.
	I'm guilty of that, yeah.
	And then he, in the line, he grabs some stuff.
	Maybe it's his fault because he's clearly staring at the impulse buys.
	Right.
	So he stopped there looking at the impulse buys and she went around him.
	Yeah.
	Maybe he's not the butt boy hero we thought he was.
	Maybe she's innocent.
	Ooh, they got new Snickers?
	I wonder what that's like.
	Pumpkin Snickers.
	Wow.
	What's in her?
	Oh, dog food.
	Of course.
	I called that 100 years ago.
	Okay, but wait, what else?
	Tea?
	Dog toys, maybe?
	Some doggy diapers.
	The dog's 14.
	just shits itself all day.
	Wow, that movement of hers is really...
	Wow.
	By the way, I have to leave early today because that trainer got me paranoid when he said you're never going to box again.
	And I'm feeling this particular bone.
	Yeah.
	And it's gone.
	For real?
	Yeah, you know how there's lines?
	Yeah.
	You go like that.
	You can follow the lines down.
	So line, line, line, line, line, line.
	Start of a line, disappears into a valley.
	And then line.
	Yikes.
	And if I can't box again, I'm going to start going mental.
	Yeah.
	So you're going to get that checked out.
	That's good.
	That's good.
	Check that out today.
	So following Italy yesterday, I know you guys hate anything that doesn't involve your state, but Europe is a harbinger of things to come.
	So is Canada.
	And I was very happy to see this guy in the Dutch parliament describe cultural Marxism.
	This is around the same time where our Italian fascist is gaining momentum.
	She wasn't elected yet when he did this.
	But listen to this or read this speech.
	Or I guess I'll read it with him because some people only listen to the show.
	Entire generations of Europeans were taught by pro-Soviet or pro-Mao Marxist.
	One good example is St. Anthony's College in Oxford.
	Anthony's.
	Sigrid Kog got her Mr. Phil degree there.
	It is a little more than a...
	I guess philosophy.
	M. Phil.
	Municipal philosophy degree there.
	It is little more than a training institution.
	This is so true.
	For Western secret services.
	In other words, for precisely the globalist elite attempting to plan our lives.
	Mr. Baudet, we agreed not to make it personal in the presence of the Minister of Finance, where she studied is irrelevant.
	No, it's totally irrelevant.
	So spreading conspiracy theories is unacceptable.
	No ifs or buts.
	Please continue your speech.
	He's sexy.
	He's a hunk.
	She's hot too.
	St. Anthony's College is known as the Spy College in Oxford.
	The British Secret Intelligence Service recruited from there.
	It seems like that lady behind her to the left believes it too.
	She's like, wait, what?
	The British Secret Intelligence Service recruited from there.
	Yeah, she's like, holy shit.
	I've been sitting next to her this whole time.
	That's a fact.
	Look it up.
	It shows how linked Marxism has been to the deep state for decades.
	Woman in the workforce, what do they do?
	She can't even bear to hear.
	And the men follow.
	Your closing remarks, Mr. Baudet, right.
	Those people, the ones storming off, the heirs of this criminal ideology that caused the French and Russian revolutions, an ideology that transformed into cultural Marxism in the second half of the 20th century.
	They set the agenda of modern globalism.
	Why is the cabinet walking off?
	We both say at the same time.
	It's a fact that Sigrid Kaig studied at St. Anthony's College.
	It's also the perfect example of the ties between intelligence services, Marxism, and the recruitment of the global deep state.
	I suspend the meeting for the moment.
	Look at this.
	Wow.
	You know you did a good job when everyone's gone.
	And then the revolution in Iran, we're told, might be a neocon psyop.
	Doesn't it strike anyone as strange that the quote-unquote leader of this freedom movement in Iran is a U.S. government employee and the bosom buddy of the neocons?
	But hey, sure, it's totally legit.
	That's from the Ron Paul Institute.
	You know what I'd say to that?
	Good.
	At least the neocons are doing some good foreign intervention now.
	Strange idea to cast Alina Jad, who lives in New York City, as the leader of the Iranian protests that are explicitly being done in the name of a local woman murdered by Iranian police.
	Alina Jad is a U.S. government employee who meets regularly with neocon politicians.
	Yeah, I don't like when the neocons start stupid wars that kill our men, like Afghanistan.
	But as far as being behind a revolution in Iran where women are burning burqas, get to work, boys.
	Love it.
	Love to see it.
	We are asking Biden to bring democracy for us.
	People of Iran are brave enough.
	Oh, we aren't asking.
	We don't want them to save us.
	We want them to stop saving the regime.
	Perfect revolution.
	And here's a chick in Canada talking about Iran.
	I just got to say, ladies, this is one of the...
	This woman seems really cool.
	But this look that the lesbians have, it's so weird.
	They look like cool boys.
	A brutal regime killed a 22-year-old girl.
	It's going to be for a free rant.
	That's when we're going to get here together again.
	I have my colleagues with me all the way from Calgary.
	I've got Jazz, Dan, who's come here from Hamilton, and Anna, who's come here from Vaughan.
	And you have friends in the Conservative Party.
	You have friends who are going to stand up to this government and demand that the IRTC is a listed terrorist organization.
	And we are going to continue.
	You want to talk about real women's rights?
	We're talking about real women's rights.
	You want to talk about rights of the LGBT community?
	We are going to talk about rights of the LGBT community.
	Those rights don't exist in the Islamic Republic.
	They don't exist under the mullahs in power.
	We hear you.
	We stand with protesters.
	And I hope, I hope that this 22-year-old girl will say her name, Maximum, that she wakes up the world and she wakes up this country to finally recognize emergency, finally recognize victims of Flight 572, and make sure that we continue to stand against the money laundering, the shutting down of the internet, the shutting down of the voices in this country.
	We will hold the government to account.
	I need your help, and we will be with you every step of the way.
	Thank you, my friend.
	Thank you.
	Yeah, they talk about, and this, you're a Patsy, and this could be a fake psyop.
	To be anti-Iran is to be anti-Obama.
	Remember that shitty deal he gave us with the hostages?
	Remember how much money he gave them?
	Didn't he give them like $4 billion for two hostages?
	He's a Muzzy.
	And then in London, you have people defending the regime, which I do not understand.
	Running street battles ongoing in central London as pro and anti-Iranian regime protesters clash.
	Imagine there was Venezuelans having riots or protests about the regime in Venezuela and there being people there defending it.
	Who's defending the Iranian regime, the Ayatollah Khomeini and all that?
	I mean, you clearly left for a reason.
	What a strange clash.
	This is like Cut the Crap last Clash album.
	It's strange.
	It's a strange clash without Mick Jones.
	This footage isn't very exciting.
	And then last on the global news, this looks like a really cool doc.
	I probably should see it first before I promote it on the show, but I like that people are against it.
	Jihad Rehab.
	Former Guantanamo prisoners call for documentary to be withdrawn.
	Film speaks with men at a rehabilitation center in Saudi Arabia who had previously been held at Guantanamo Bay detention camp.
	I love how everyone's so worried about Guantanamo Bay being unjust.
	Go nuts, boys.
	Sorry.
	Collateral damage.
	All right, we'll start the show without the monster truck and jump right into some LGBTQ stuff.
	Why are you?
	I felt ugly.
	I felt gay.
	And then we fell in love.
	I never eat the poop.
	But we have a very good relationship.
	I don't like the buckshit.
	You don't want to see a close-up picking up.
	She cut it right before.
	What's his name, Ricky Ricardo?
	Ricky Rebel.
	Ricky Rebel, what's he up to these days?
	Ricky was a young boy.
	He's one of the gayest gays I've ever met in my life.
	That is true.
	Totally over the top.
	Every second of his life is raging homosexuality.
	The woman who says, I don't like the butt cheek.
	She's talking about Ricky Rebel.
	Did you know that?
	Yeah, yeah.
	I don't like the butt cheeks either.
	It's too much indecence.
	It really is.
	By the way, people love those drops at Dallas.
	Did you get to see that or were you in the green room for that?
	What drops?
	I was playing music, and then I would throw drops in it.
	And then people were going ape shit for the drops.
	Oh.
	But like the Kyle Rittenhouse one, they laughed their ass off.
	And then the Norm McDonald one got a round of applause.
	Which one is that?
	Sounds like some calmie gobbledygook to me.
	Remember?
	They liked it.
	Oh, yeah.
	No, it sounds like a comie commie bullshit or something.
	Yeah, yeah.
	So those went over well.
	Good, good.
	Being trans is, this is my new thing now.
	Being trans is domestic abuse.
	If you come out of the closet after 15 years of marriage, not only have you abused this woman in the present, but you have just obliterated all the time you've been together.
	It's domestic abuse.
	And this guy used to be an ubermensch alpha male with a big beard and rippling muscles.
	And this chick was also into getting in good shape and working out.
	And she became attracted to him.
	Then he does this to himself.
	Look at his fucking face.
	And you can see her pain.
	And they're continuing their relationship.
	So this woman, who's clearly attracted to Superman, is now with Supertard.
	How did Priscilla handle your transition?
	How did you handle my transition in the beginning?
	In the beginning, with love, acceptance, and compassion, because I didn't want you to take your life.
	It's been really awesome for my freedom and my independence, but at the same time, I totally have moments of missing my big strong man.
	Stop.
	That's what he looked like.
	Did you hear how she said, well, I didn't want you to take your life.
	So there was a threat of, I'm going to kill myself if you leave me.
	Which is kind of a woman thing to do.
	So he's kind of transitioning pretty well.
	That's textbook domestic abuse, the whole I'm going to kill myself thing.
	Okay.
	Bye-bye.
	Home to daddy.
	He probably likes me.
	I pray to him.
	Share life as friends and makeup.
	And makeup and hair and going out.
	And you know what it sounds like?
	It sounds, you know, when these trans parents coach their kids and they're like, and then sometimes you feel like a boy, right?
	Yeah.
	And then other times you feel like a girl.
	Okay.
	But mostly you feel like a girl, right, Kevin?
	Yes.
	And I think I know why.
	Boys, we don't care for you all the time.
	You don't have to understand somebody who's transgender.
	If you haven't gone through it, you don't have to understand it.
	The Kimula.
	That's the intro to Fleckus talks.
	You see the way he's staring at the camera, too?
	How about some stigma for this shit?
	Like Steph on Knee.
	Look up that dude.
	S-T-E-F-O-N-K-N-E-E.
	Big family, six kids.
	And a lot of people are embracing the fact that he's now a giant four-year-old girl.
	How about some stigma?
	How about we don't support it?
	How about we bring back the scarlet letter?
	That guy abandoned his family to be a little girl.
	What a fucking mess.
	Holy shit, that's all I have for LGBT?
	I should have put it under War on Kids.
	Oh my God, Gavin.
	One X-rayed, I fuck up the whole show.
	Let's just do a bit of War on Kids just to recalibrate the brain.
	Hello, class.
	I had a sex change operation.
	Who wants to pound my bag?
	All right, that's quite a...
	Yes.
	This is an intro.
	I'm going to say something controversial here.
	So this is a shooting, and the parents go in to save the day, and the cops stop them.
	There's an argument for that.
	Hear me out.
	Show it first.
	Show it first.
	So the police are holding the parents back who want to get in and save their kids.
	I get both sides of this argument.
	Like, what if it's a hostage situation?
	You can't have renegades coming and shooting up the place, getting everyone killed.
	How can you confirm they're a parent?
	Maybe they're baddies.
	Yeah, maybe they're part of this terrorist act.
	Yeah.
	Or like the gunman maybe wasn't freaking out, and then he sees people, then he starts freaking out.
	I don't know.
	Or maybe they have him in their sights.
	Right.
	Oh, this looks like they already got him.
	Yeah, for the police in there, they see somebody that they don't know who the fuck it is, maybe they could shoot them?
	Yeah, that's another one.
	That's like a third thing.
	Some parent comes in with a gun.
	The cops who were already in there see him and they start shooting the parents.
	Now they aim their attention to the false target, and then the real target gets away.
	It's just like a...
	Of course, as parents, our first instinct is the last big one where the cops fucked up and didn't go in there themselves.
	Like when you see cops guarding someone, you assume that they're handling it.
	But in the case of the previous shooting, where was that again?
	Ovade.
	Ovade.
	Valde.
	Ovalde, sorry.
	Valde.
	The cops are not handling it.
	Yeah.
	This is how Europeans see us, by the way, speaking of Italy and the Netherlands.
	It's just school shooting.
	When you go to Europe and you talk to people about America, they have the most juvenile view of this country.
	It's shocking.
	And I had it too when I lived in Canada.
	Evangelicals have taken over the government.
	They think gays are going to hell and there was never dinosaurs.
	That's America.
	And it's super racist.
	Blacks are segregated.
	No one looks at them.
	It's horrible.
	I told you, when I first moved here, I saw, we were in the, I think I was visiting the South for some reason, and I saw some guy talking to a black dude in the lineup at CVS, and he was asking how his mother's doing.
	I was like, wait, I thought you guys hate each other's guts.
	Okay, here's a doozy, folks.
	Warning, anger alert.
	This is going to piss you off.
	But you've probably seen this.
	It's kind of an ancient Chinese at this point.
	Here's a young girl rubbing a man's balls.
	What the?
	I did not see this one.
	Really?
	Now, she's obviously interested in the textile of his gown.
	She's not literally interested in his cock.
	But if a kid's going for your nuts, you get their hand the fuck away.
	There's a drag queen splaying her legs to little kids.
	It looks like there's only little kids at this thing.
	babies now.
	Yeah, she's not a fan, dude.
	So all you need is music in the background to go around and be a This thing is exclusively kids.
	Oh, here's my child.
	My child doesn't want you.
	Look, she's got money.
	What is happening in the South, by the way?
	This is Tennessee.
	But let's go back to the ball rub.
	Is this legal?
	Are we showing kiddie porn?
	What?
	I got 20.
	But who cares?
	What you do is you turn your fucking leg.
	You're like, oh, yeah.
	All right.
	You could touch the material on my thigh or something.
	Like, something like that.
	You can touch my legs.
	There you go.
	Crazy.
	Even if a dog comes at my balls in public, I'm like, all righty, whoa.
	I got 20.
	But who cares?
	You know what these people are doing, by the way?
	They're putting gay lives in danger.
	Some nut is going to see this and snap and go shoot some innocent homo.
	Here's a fucked up theory.
	She's been to more than one of these, and she was trained to do that somehow.
	That seems oddly specific.
	That's not how you touch a material.
	That's like really, I think that's a bit rich.
	She's being groomed by her parents.
	But the problem with perverts dancing around with kids is you're going to accidentally, and I'm assuming it's accidental, unlike Ryan, have that scenario.
	I don't want that to be even a possibility.
	We need more fags objecting to this.
	We don't need more fags in general.
	But the only solution for black crime is for blacks to get mad about it.
	The only solution for radical Islam is for Muslims to get mad about it.
	And the only solution, well, the best solution for this Drag Queen story hour is for things like gays like groomers.
	I mean, gays against groomers.
	The gay who strayed, Jamie, what's her name?
	Doing that.
	We need gays at this thing.
	Because the trick here is they want us to call them faggots and be homophobic.
	Once we get gays involved, they can't say that.
	What the fuck?
	Thigh-high boots with garters.
	Do you want women dressed like that around kids, kids giving them money?
	I thought that was a great dishonor to her and to her family.
	Number 22, Newsweek seems to be de-wokeifying itself.
	And we have the American Psychological Association is waging war on men and boys.
	Some guy named Chris Ferguson, he's a professor at Stetson University in Florida.
	He's had enough of this shit.
	The video, I don't think, has anything to do with it.
	For decades, radical and intersectional feminists have assured us that it's impossible to be sexist toward men because we live in a patriarchal society.
	No, we don't.
	I wish we did.
	Well, the American Psychological Association is working hard to prove those feminists wrong.
	A few years ago, the APA released practice guidelines for therapy with men and boys, and the new guidelines made clear just what those guidelines amounted to, an assault on traditional men and boys.
	Then he quotes, they draw on more than 40 years of research showing that traditional masculinity is psychologically harmful and that socializing boys to suppress their emotions causes damage, reads the press relief.
	The main thrust of the subsequent research is that traditional masculinity, marked by stoicism, competitiveness, dominance, and aggression, is on the whole harmful.
	I don't even trust the way these are done.
	Like, they take a 1940s version of masculinity and then say, if you watch your parents die in a car crash, can you cry?
	Yes, you can.
	We never said that.
	We said, don't be a pussy.
	You know what's wild is like my father-in-law, he's a masculine dude, but he doesn't exhibit any of the like he's not macho.
	There's a difference.
	There was a difference.
	It was like a man, and there's like a macho man.
	But the man-man back in the day was still a man.
	He still, like, knew shit and worked hard and was an honorable guy or whatever.
	But they just think it's like, what?
	Fucking Marlon Brando and the cool guy?
	Yeah.
	Tough guy.
	That's just one type of guy.
	Well, it comes down to crying.
	That's the basic, that's the litmus.
	When can you cry?
	You can't cry if you're hurt.
	You can't cry if you're being sued.
	You can't cry if something bad is happening in your life.
	Like, I don't know, you got fired.
	You can cry if your kids go away to college.
	That's allowed.
	But it has to be like this.
	Oh, fuck.
	Oh.
	Oh.
	I'm going to miss you a lot.
	You can even do that at a restaurant.
	Yeah.
	If it's for that.
	And movies.
	You can never ugly cry never under any circumstances.
	Your whole, your wife gets your head blown off in front of you.
	You have to be like.
	Ha ha.
	Groans
	You can never go.
	Right?
	I agree.
	Yeah, sure.
	Clinice would, war movies.
	Your beard can be dripping with tears.
	Agreed?
	Yep.
	I'm just looking at men crying now.
	I never saw this, but crying about the custody of his daughter.
	Yeah, that seems worthy of me.
	You're crying.
	But never film yourself crying.
	Film yourself crying.
	That's unacceptable.
	This is all I got.
	Yeah, that's a little dark.
	No, that's totally unacceptable and pathetic.
	Correct.
	That looks funny.
	Being ugly might.
	How long have you been in the ugly community?
	I've seen it.
	So first of all.
	First of all.
	This is my microphone.
	It's quite broken.
	It's ugly, too.
	I've been drinking a lot.
	It was a regular microphone, and then it touched my skin.
	It became ugly.
	I'm drinking ugly juice.
	I've been laid approximately negative 10 times.
	Dude, the solution to all of this is get a band together.
	Join a band.
	Yeah, if that guy's a basis, he's getting laid.
	Marilyn Manson's hideous.
	And because he's in a band, it's like, I'm trying to be this way.
	I want to be hideous.
	Get a mustache, wear a gross t-shirt, and be the singer of a band or the drummer or anything.
	And you're in.
	Same with burn victims.
	Like, say your face is completely mangled, start a metal band, and now your mangled face is like on purpose.
	Now you're cool.
	But let's hear what he has to say about being ugly because I think it is a good point.
	Racism is bullshit.
	Sexism, all those isms are bullshit.
	But uglyism is a thing.
	I've been talking about this for years and comedians keep stealing it from me.
	But it prevents you moving up in the workforce.
	It affects your social life.
	You're not invited to things.
	Being ugly is real.
	Uglyism is real.
	Believe me.
	I'm pretty good right now.
	It's because I'm doing my absolute best to show you that I look good.
	It's also the cam.
	So, first of all...
	What?
	He's an ugly megalam.
	My knees are fucked up and I'm pushing forward my jaw all the time.
	Yeah, that's not a good look.
	I have extremely much blue skin.
	This is nothing I can do anything about.
	I've been checking this a lot.
	I have so much blue skin, it makes me look terrible.
	Grow a beard.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I have a big forehead.
	And my hair is making me look really good.
	But if you would take away the hair, like what have we done?
	We got pretty bad posture.
	We're turning an entire generation into megalomaniacs.
	And like who didn't have it easy.
	And how many views does this have?
	This is an old video.
	I remember seeing this, but this one has 16 million.
	What?
	It's a re-upload.
	Holy crap.
	Yes.
	Now, Never Give Up is the channel.
	So let's see.
	This is an update because this is newer.
	Time has a funny way of repeating itself.
	Okay, he's a furry.
	So you're doing it to me.
	It's not that you're ugly, dude.
	It's that you're a loser.
	That's correct.
	I'm having a rough time in my life.
	I'm feeling like doing something different.
	How about suicide?
	You want to give it out of rule?
	Stick your head in that little stove you got back there.
	Dude, chill with the drinking.
	Go to the gym.
	Fucking fireball.
	Talk about anything besides yourself.
	Sitting home alone drinking fireball.
	I wonder why you're depressed.
	This is my lunch mushroom.
	Having mushrooms and fireball tonight, as I usually do.
	Is he just putting a piece of salmon on the...
	Oh, it's in a pan.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Anyway.
	Ciao, man.
	This is a war on kids.
	We just had the American Psychological Association basically saying boys are evil.
	We've got kids feeling balls.
	We've got parents unable to defend their kids.
	And this one's a doozy.
	I had to look this woman up on Wikipedia.
	She has three little kids.
	She had twins in 2018.
	She had, I think, another kid in 2020.
	She has toddlers in her home.
	And what has she got to say?
	Kids should be able to choose who they have sex with.
	A what?
	But to talk about sex education, for example, which is a right of boys and girls, Madam Deputy, regardless of who their families are.
	Because all the boys, the girls, the children X of this country have the right to get to know their bodies.
	Okay?
	To know that no adult can touch their body if they do not want them to.
	Correct.
	Wait a minute.
	Wait a minute.
	Stop.
	No.
	No, no, no, no.
	No, I don't agree.
	No children can allow adults to touch their body, period.
	There's no do not want them to.
	There's no want them to.
	Sorry.
	Oh, yeah.
	That's tricky.
	You try to trick people up here.
	If they do not want them to, and that is a form of violence.
	Children have the right to know that they can love or have sexual relations with whomever they want to.
	Okay, that.
	So that is fucking radical, dude.
	This is the Minister of Equality in Spain, and she's saying that children can have sex.
	And this woman has, what are we, 22?
	So she has a four-year-old and two two-year-olds, roughly, in her home.
	And she's saying children can, what kind of fucking sex are they having?
	I don't even want to picture that, but you know what I mean.
	What the fuck is she talking about?
	She should be arrested.
	This is a mother of three young kids saying young kids should be able to have sex.
	Are they molesting their children?
	They should at least be investigated, right?
	Imagine you publicly said that toddlers should be able to have sex and you have toddlers in your home.
	That's grounds for a child services visit.
	But keep going with her.
	We didn't finish the whole thing.
	That was the end of the video.
	Oh, it was.
	And finally, in The War on Kids, I like to put this sort of in the middle of the show.
	Oh, shit.
	Oh, no.
	That clock is wrong.
	Chip.
	I'll put some new batteries in here.
	How about the clock at our gym, dude?
	It's just sitting on the wall sideways with the second hand going duck, duck, duck, duck, duck.
	And all that dude does when he's alone is look at his phone.
	There's no love.
	You know, I might actually bring this up to him, too.
	Like, when he's not looking at his phone, he's observing us.
	You know what I mean?
	It, like, makes me feel like that if I'm doing something wrong, I'm going to get some feedback or something.
	Because my uppercut's garbage.
	But he saw my uppercut basically for the first time the last one because he wasn't looking at his phone.
	He's useless.
	We got to get out of there.
	It's a fucking mess.
	I think I'm learning a good amount, but I trust that you have better judgment with trainers than I do.
	So maybe It's gay.
	It's Jane Fonda's workout.
	I mean, I had something else to say about that.
	Oh, you know what happened yesterday?
	My SIM card died.
	What the fuck?
	And I had a much better life from noon till now.
	Past 24 hours, 30 hours, I've had a better life.
	Because I can't look at my phone if I don't have Wi-Fi.
	And I decided I'm going to try to find a phone that can only do calls and texts.
	And that's what I'll give my kids on no screen day.
	It's called a dumb phone.
	A dumb phone.
	Yep.
	Where do you get them?
	Look it up.
	There's a really quality one like this for $300.
	You just get it?
	A lot of them have...
	Checking your email before you brush your teeth is like a side effect of having that.
	To put in my SIM card.
	So it just does.
	The most complex thing I could do is have a calculator.
	It's just calls and phone and text.
	But apparently text is very good.
	To your light phone, let's create your light account.
	It kind of feels like a mini Kindle.
	We have phone.
	God, it would suck to be that short, wouldn't it?
	Oh, you would know.
	There are just three.
	That's an actual midge, right?
	I don't know.
	Like his tiny arms?
	Alright, now that I've got my phone set up, let the experiment begin.
	Nice!
	Because you and I tonight!
	It's nice that I can actually make phone calls with this thing.
	Apparently, texting is very slow and painful.
	NVM found it.
	Alright, so I just got an email.
	So that's an experiment we're going to try.
	Okay, get this.
	2-4.
	This church literally has a closet for closeted gays.
	Here, baby.
	music
	So this is where we start.
	See, come see styles.
	There's a church.
	Kids.
	So when it's a little bit shopping, they can have as many bags as they'd like.
	You set up time via Facebook or the we're just always open.
	And we leave you alone.
	Anybody who depends on the view alone.
	Generally sorted by men.
	Women's, but we'll sometimes put things in other sections.
	This has all the stuff.
	We're trying to get more binders and things like that because we can't get those used.
	We can't get under used.
	Because that's gross.
	but that's all I like the underclothes.
	They also, I think it's really cool with the clothes.
	We took away the stigma of being gay in church and said everyone's welcome, which sounds good at first.
	And what do they do with that freedom?
	They start subsuming the church itself and creating a closet where a girl can go here without her parents' knowledge.
	A girl can go there, try on boy clothes, and be a boy in the closet for a while.
	Conversely, a little boy, a 10-year-old boy, can go in there, put a bra on, and dance around in a dress, and no one needs to know.
	Now, is that not an invitation for predators?
	You're a little gay boy.
	You're 10.
	You're dancing around in a secret closet that no one knows about.
	Click, click, the door opens.
	Let's have some secrets in here.
	We just had the Spanish minister say that kids should be able to choose who they have sex with.
	This is pedophilia central.
	I am gay.
	There's purses, there's hats.
	We need more hats.
	More hats, right?
	Please have something hats.
	We don't have everything.
	I don't know.
	We should still map.
	You want jewelry, Darwin?
	Jewelry.
	I won't say no.
	Jewelry.
	There's purses.
	There's, you know, makeup.
	Necklaces, bracelets, rings.
	How old and gross he is.
	That guy's got predator vibes.
	He's got two faces, gay face and pedo face.
	Anyone can come with the bags, and it's like, I went shopping.
	I went to home goods.
	Yeah, the home goods bags.
	And no one, you know, because from all of their teams and Taylor Hanson got this.
	Here's your underwear.
	Yeah, we have boxes and stuff to put on.
	Oh, so you get new to put on underwear, right?
	Underwear, underwear, underwear, underwear.
	They're boxes too, right?
	There's some boxes mixed in with the box of breed.
	And then the T-shorts aren't sorted by.
	He's really into the underwear, isn't he?
	These guys are slow.
	They're mentally ill.
	Like, who talks this much about the details of clothes?
	You'd be like, oh, here's all the shit.
	I got dresses over there and shit.
	That's basically it.
	So yeah, this is where people dress up.
	Yeah, I kind of got it.
	Yeah.
	In one second.
	So here's a secret closet.
	We close the door and the kids can just dress up.
	Right.
	Got it.
	This is the dress.
	Underwear, underwear, underwear.
	There's boxers.
	There's briefs.
	Wow.
	Taking a second here.
	Just size.
	Okay.
	I've got bigger ones over here.
	But they are sorted by...
	Yeah, they're just sorted by size.
	Nobody gives.
	Yes.
	Okay.
	Yeah, I figured they were sorted by size.
	They usually are.
	Oh, we don't have the scars.
	There used to be so many scars.
	My wife, last weekend they did it in Kanto, and they sang Don't Talk about Bruno.
	And all the kids sang it.
	That's a passage.
	And she's watching it again.
	Yeah, it's all online.
	So you can always attend virtually if you can't attend in person.
	I know it's hard.
	Dude, if you're interested.
	At least she's got some street smarts.
	How is that a church?
	She can do.
	I mean, it's definitely beautiful out here.
	Akatie police officer.
	What was that?
	Let me get that pass.
	Why?
	Because I need it.
	What do you need it for?
	Because you're not going to be coming back on here.
	Whatever.
	But isn't it illegal for officers to work security for private events like this?
	It's not.
	You can record.
	I put in my request and I'm working the church.
	Okay.
	So your request.
	I'm sorry, what's she demanding?
	Can I get the pass?
	The pass to enter the school, I believe.
	Oh, I mean, the church?
	Sorry.
	I'm going to hold on to that.
	Give me the pass, sir.
	That's not illegal for me.
	This is what she wants back.
	Once you register back, then we'll let you in.
	So can I get the pass?
	Well, clearly, she's not, doesn't want me.
	All we have to do, like you said, you have some people coming, correct?
	Yeah, so people are already here and you guys denied them too.
	Not me.
	Not me.
	Well, she denied them too.
	Why are you defending this closet?
	Yeah.
	This is our police force.
	Of course, that's affirmative action.
	Female cops.
	We'll get to that in a second.
	Should you be wrecking a McDonald's because your fries is cold?
	Do you request a word of the pedophiles?
	To serve and protect pedophiles.
	Thanks.
	Thanks, female cop.
	Which brings us to feminism, guys.
	Come on.
	Female cops.
	We are the storm.
	The very form of change that the world has been waiting for.
	Oh, you cut it short.
	Speaking of female cops This is kind of ancient Chinese at this point But who the F27 Parks Parks a...
	So she's...
	Something else is going on.
	So she stops the car and jumps out to deal with the other thing.
	Even though she's on train tracks.
	Stop, stop, stop.
	She's on train tracks and she stops the car and leaves her perp in the back seat to go investigate.
	You could have gone 10 feet forward or 10 feet back, but she leaves the woman in the car.
	And guess what happens?
	The train nails the fucking car.
	The woman is in critical condition, broken ribs, concussion, internal bleeding.
	Almost killed this criminal because she doesn't have the, I don't know, adrenaline control to realize, holy shit, I'm on train tracks.
	I should probably, even though I should jump out now and save the day, I should probably make sure my car is in a safe spot before I jump out.
	Who the F in the world parks on train tracks?
	Like, all the rest of us, every other person on earth, even when we cross over train tracks with all the things up, but it's totally legit, there's part of us that is like, I've driven over train tracks before, and I'm like, is there a train that runs on this thing?
	Because there's no like stoppy things.
	Every time I cross any kind of train track, under any condition, I'm always like, oh boy, here we go.
	It's scary.
	I lift my feet when I'm a passenger.
	You do that?
	No, I'm not eight.
	All right.
	All right.
	No, that's a...
	It's a tire track.
	Oh, my God.
	Oh, my God.
	Move your car.
	Stay back.
	Imagine being a male cop around female cops and seeing this shit on a daily basis and just going, oh my god.
	It's not even like it hits the top.
	It nails that woman.
	You got to hear her mattering away.
	back a bit to the collision and hear her?
	That's the first time anybody's ever gotten a radio in like that.
	My patrol cars got hit by a train.
	...patrol car was just hit by a train.
	Disposed by 345.
	Steadus medical emergent.
	The suspect was in the vehicle that was hit by the train.
	Who is-is that Hart?
	No, that's uh...
	Tomachek.
	Oh, f***.
	Oh my god.
	Oh my god.
	That's flat, by the way.
	You see how flat that geography is, too?
	It's not like that train snuck around.
	You can see those lights.
	It didn't come tearing around a corner.
	Why are they in the police force?
	Wow.
	I have a lot of sympathy for male cops because they have to deal with shit every day, but I have an extra little bit of sympathy for having to deal with this.
	You're trying to do your job, and there's one of your own people.
	And so the last takeaway here is that she's on paid leave.
	Okay, we don't need to hear about Dahmer.
	Take that away.
	She's on paid leave, and that's an example of racism and defund the police and blah, blah, blah.
	No, that's not the takeaway here.
	The takeaway is it's your fault, lefties.
	You're the ones who demanded that chicks get into the police force.
	What's so funny?
	These are good.
	To be fair, there's no way of knowing where that train was going.
	To be fair, you shouldn't stop on the tracks.
	To be fair, trains stop on the tracks all the time.
	To be fair, trains own the tracks in a very territory.
	This is fucking insane.
	Go back to 2.5 now.
	OnlyFans being taught in college.
	OnlyFans, to be clear, ladies, is prostitution.
	You don't get dinks in your vagina, mouth, and butthole, but you're selling sex for money, and it's brutally sad.
	And men, if your daughters end up with an OnlyFans account, you have failed.
	You're a failure.
	Click on the first one.
	Ohio State conducting seminar for students on how to get started in sex work.
	Oh, so OnlyFans is just a stepping stone.
	Ohio State.
	We've got saboteurs in the mix.
	That Dutch politician is right.
	These Marxists start out, the Trojan horse is equality, and it sounds good, and we all fall for it.
	And then once they get in, what do they do?
	They start turning your daughters into whores.
	I dreamt a joke last night.
	Oh, yeah?
	Yeah.
	Did it turn up funny when you woke up?
	Yeah, I'm pretty happy with it.
	It can only be written, though.
	Okay.
	It says, we used to call her a hoarder because she would fuck so many dudes and they wouldn't leave.
	A Hoarder.
	W-H-O-R-E.
	That's pretty good.
	So it doesn't sound good to say, but if you read it in a book, we would call her the hoarder because all the guys she fucked would stick around.
	And to be fair, that is not about Sylvia, okay?
	Sylvia, that was a misunderstanding.
	Yeah, the cop told me that she would always fuck dudes and have them hanging around.
	She told me, no, I adopted two young Dominican boys.
	I kind of believe her.
	Yeah.
	I think as a cop, it's fair to assume that things like that are going on, but in this case, I think you might have been a little off base.
	I'm dying to know what Sylvia looked like when she was young.
	I almost Googled it, and then I realized the internet doesn't know what the fuck that is.
	Ohio State University is encouraging college-age students to pursue a career in sex work.
	It has been reported that the federally funded university held a panel discussion on February 20th to endorse the practice of college students starting OnlyFans accounts.
	What?
	The panel focused on destigmatizing sex work and featured all You know what's going on here, dude?
	We whore these girls out.
	They get money.
	They get more money.
	They can stay in school longer and give us more money.
	They're pimps.
	Ohio State is a pimp university.
	Other panels included Kink 101, Decolonizing Porn, Why We Need Ethical Production, That's Toxic, a talk on healthy versus toxic masculinity, and they work hard for the money, Sex Work with Dr. Tila Sanders.
	Look up Dr. Tila.
	Maybe she's a professor who wants to see some of her students naked.
	She's like.
	I'm becoming a fucking socialist.
	I'm going to vote for Bernie Sanders.
	We've got capitalism leading to hospitals encouraging sex work.
	I mean, sorry, sex reassignment surgery because it's really expensive and leads to a lot more surgeries.
	And now we have schools pimping out girls so they can get more money.
	Let's have a great leap forward.
	Purge all of these.
	Oof.
	Oeesh.
	We should contact her and see if we could fuck her.
	How much to fuck you?
	What?
	That's disgusting.
	Oh, okay.
	So you don't do it?
	I thought you would destigmatize sex work.
	I would fuck her for eight bucks.
	If somebody paid you eight bucks?
	Yeah.
	Oh, it would.
	No, this is bad.
	Let me see.
	I can't.
	It's behind the camera for me.
	Consider yourself lucky.
	Ooh.
	Destigmatize sex work.
	You can see there was a pretty woman in there once.
	Pretty woman.
	And then finally, in feminism, not being attracted to fat people means you're brainwashed, in case you don't know that.
	So that woman you just saw, if you don't want to fuck her, you're a zombie.
	A right-wing zombie from outer space.
	Sent in to destroy the human race.
	Oh, this one.
	The confidence we've given these young pigs is amazing.
	I just had to take my pants off for a second.
	So let's chat, okay?
	I think it's absolutely hysterical.
	Too loud.
	Absolutely hysterical that we have been conditioned as a society to not think that my body is attractive.
	Like, what in the hee-haul hell?
	You're telling me you don't like all this?
	Yes.
	You're telling me that you don't like all this?
	Well, I like your tits.
	Like, what?
	What?
	How did I think I was unlovable for so long?
	It is mind-boggling.
	Because when I tell you, John all but worships me, as he should.
	You're talking about your John because you're a hooker?
	As every man should.
	Like, I just will literally never understand.
	Let me guess.
	John is 48 and black.
	Yeah, you found someone with a fat fetish.
	You're still dying and you're still gross.
	Society that fat women aren't beautiful.
	Like, what in the hee haul hell?
	You said that already.
	All right, let's get to the mailbag.
	Hopefully, there'll be some sanity amongst the baby monsters.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a death.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	Doodle doodle.
	Okay, this one is a little ancient Chinese.
	12-punch rule.
	I remember seeing this a long time ago.
	But I'll be interested to hear what you guys think.
	I believe that you may hit a woman if she hits you 12 times.
	And it's a fun thing to tell people because liberals go, what?
	Fuck that.
	Women are equal.
	We don't want any favors.
	It's one for one.
	A woman hits you once, you can hit her.
	She's the same.
	And conservatives always say, what?
	No.
	Infinity punches.
	No woman, you can never hit a woman under any circumstances.
	She could hit you a billion times till you die, which is also absurd.
	So it's an interesting metric on where people stand.
	But I think 12 is a good number.
	And this baby monster claims this is exactly 12 hits.
	Yeah.
	Take my fucking glasses and brain fucking plants.
	12, 13.
	You're fucking me.
	16.
	She puffs me!
	You need to bat the fuck off, beta.
	That woman's out.
	Yes.
	She's not even in the conversation one.
	No, she's gone.
	But that definitely is it.
	Ancient secret.
	Yeah, we've seen it.
	What do you think, Ryan?
	How many hits?
	That was like 15.
	I think I counted 15.
	I'll go up.
	I'm open to going up.
	I'll go up to 16.
	Definitely double digits.
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, aye.
	Speaking of OnlyFans, I'm tempted to sign up for this.
	Oh, yeah.
	Have you seen the picture?
	I like how she has black women's feet.
	Yeah.
	She's really committed to the bit.
	She's doing Blackfoot.
	That's her Indian name.
	Welcome to my OnlyFans page where I post creative content And interact with fans more than on any other platform.
	Subscribers get to see how my sensual side pairs with my creative spirit.
	This poor woman.
	Do you want to get she overjoined the leftist movement and got too involved in blackness, and now she's a whore because she needs to make money.
	I do feel bad for her.
	Her art is pretty good, not going to lie.
	Have you seen her art?
	It's good.
	Like, I'm not even kidding.
	Yeah, yeah.
	No, I saw her murals and stuff.
	They were impressive.
	I think I feel bad for her, but I have pictures of her.
	They're not safe for work.
	Do we want to see them?
	Yeah, let's do it.
	So, not safe for work, not safe for work.
	We're about to show you something that's not safe for work.
	Get the kids out of the room.
	I think you're going to be surprised.
	She's, besides her goofy, weird face, she's not a bad-looking lady.
	Because she's oh, I love those kind of tits.
	Bam?
	Bam?
	Nothing wrong with that.
	Yeah, she should just be.
	She's got faked hits, though.
	The face is insane.
	The face is disturbing.
	It looks like that tranny we had earlier.
	It looks like Steph on me.
	Goodbye.
	Everything's cool.
	A little too muscular for my taste there.
	And there's another one here.
	This is not safe for work super edition.
	Are her tits fake or not?
	I don't think they're fake.
	They look fake in the other one.
	No, they're really.
	She's got that black giant forehead.
	There's another one.
	That's alrighty.
	Very not safe for work.
	So if you offend black people on the left, you can only live through whoredom.
	Hey, fellas, say what you will about these Irish hippies, but this song is a banger.
	The solo instrument comes in halfway through the Irish bagpipe, aka the Julian pipes, notoriously difficult to play, much quieter and mellowed than the Scottish bagpipe.
	I don't know, take a peep.
	It might not be for you.
	When I hear this stuff, I start bawling my eyes out.
	That's acceptable, by the way.
	Okay, we don't have a lot of time.
	Jump in.
	It's the Kjolong Krizz.
	Zoom out so people can see what it is.
	We killed them to have some diversity in this.
	One African American.
	That's true.
	That's bullshit.
	is racist Okay, that's cool.
	Thank you, sir.
	But we're not going to enjoy it without at least a little bit of diversity.
	Song from Monday, which was yesterday.
	Hello, Gay.
	Norman Payne, who was featured in the intro song on Monday's show, is wildly underrated.
	Here's one of his absolute best songs.
	Let's jump forward a little bit, please.
	Right?
	That's really good.
	Wow.
	He was also featured in a song by Pete and Bass, two other old drillers from the UK.
	Bye.
	That's a very good one.
	I want to play back in the day, so I can move fast when it comes to the crunch.
	89, Sunday lunch, buying bags, plate full of munch, fist full of rings, pricey punch.
	a new genre called geriatric British rappers 91 in a big old band though two got dogs Dave and his Rambo E's in a can like Rubik on Mango Ball and chain Normie won't free but he lost his brain 92 Filler in Spain Pete and Bates are probably the most famous of these geezers, and they're worth falling into a rabbit hole.
	Thanks for the show.
	I'm in.
	Here's a 10.
	Big fucking tits.
	That's proof that you will see less than 10 tens in your lifetime.
	You will never meet a 10 like this in real life.
	Natural big tits like that on a skinny woman are perfect and extraordinarily rare.
	They also rarely have an ass.
	Have you noticed that?
	It's like God didn't want to overspend.
	Balance.
	I bet you won't see her ass in any of these shots.
	Although that staircase looks like she might have an ass.
	Yeah, it seems like you can see the AFF ass from front.
	He also actually claims she has a perfect ass.
	Reading Gavin's dad voice.
	Why even have a simping section segment when the lady is perfection?
	That is a fantastic ass.
	Nice and small.
	They don't all have to be disgusting fat big asses.
	Have you ever had big tits, Ryan?
	In my life?
	Yeah.
	It was sort of like the way I am with money now.
	Like, I'm not really...
	I don't know why.
	Ruben-esque.
	Full.
	It's got more punch to it when they're the big woman on the little sticks, little high heels.
	She looks very European.
	Yeah, I've had a girlfriend with big kids and I was just like, whatever.
	They were just extra.
	I liked them, but it wasn't like I thought about them all the time.
	Okay, this is a really long one.
	I'll just read the first line.
	Missile alert and saboteurs.
	2018 Hawaii false missile alert.
	Ola Gavina.
	Just wanted to plant some conspiracy theories in your mind.
	Did you know the CIA has their own fleet of submarines and aircraft carriers?
	In 2018, you may remember there was a false missile alert.
	I remember that, yeah.
	Citizens of Hawaii got an emergency alert on their phones.
	Many thought it was their last moments, and families called their loved ones.
	The ballistic missile or ICBM was launched by a rogue CIA submarine.
	The Air Force intercepted the ICBM and thus saved the island of Hawaii.
	I thought it was just like a typo.
	Or glitch, yeah.
	They just fired something off accidentally.
	If you remember.
	Great.
	So the Air Force got the missile attack would have been used to destroy Trump.
	If you remember, it was the height of the tensions over North Korea over ballistic missiles.
	Just like Jan 6, it would have been used to destroy him.
	They would claim that Trump provoked him and must be impeached.
	Thank God we are on the good timeline and we have some heroes working on our behalf.
	I know people like to be doomers, but there's so much to be thankful for.
	So this guy claims that that whole thing wasn't a mistake with a false alarm.
	It was a rogue CIA trying to shoot us.
	Trying to shoot Hawaii, and a good guy's intercepted it.
	Did you see the release of the Project Northwoods thing?
	Like the full declassified shit?
	No.
	It was fucking nuts.
	It was like, yeah, we're going to stage things.
	We're going to kill U.S. citizens.
	We're going to frame people.
	We're going to...
	It's the most Alex Jones was right type shit ever.
	And what is it?
	Project Northwoods.
	Project Northwoods.
	Yes.
	And what is Project Northwoods?
	It was during JFK's.
	Oh, I don't care.
	But they were going to kill U.S. citizens and frame people and do all this sort of shit.
	Very Jan 6-feels like.
	Like, frame people, black people up for doing nothing.
	If you can't see Jan 6 for what it is, there's no hope for you.
	I don't want to talk to you.
	You're insane.
	Proud Boys and the People's Voice.
	Well, I'm interested in this one.
	In 2014 or so, David Ick crowdfunded a bunch of money from people, myself included, to create a network called The People's Voice.
	It was uncensored, unlimited network controlled by the people and quickly picked up programming and sponsors.
	There was only one hair in the soup.
	The nice and honest guy David started the network with stole a bunch of the money.
	Oh, the nice and honest guy David started the network with, you need a comma there, dude, stole a bunch of money and fucked off and sabotaged the network.
	The people's voice quickly faded into obscurity.
	Isn't David Ick a Holocaust denier?
	David Ike is a lot of things.
	He could be.
	Maybe I'm thinking of Eichmann or something.
	David Ick.
	Oh, no, I got the wrong guy.
	It was David Eichmann.
	Um, yeah.
	Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	Sorry.
	Oh, David Irving?
	Yeah, David Irving.
	My point is, these syndicates that own the corporations that own the world, they control the media.
	There can be no alternate opinions, groups, or meetings.
	The entire world must hear the message.
	This is changing more recently.
	We're becoming more free, and new broadcasters are coming online, offering different truths, but it has been this way since the advent of television.
	Don't forget, by the way, the incredible trouble we had creating this network, where I lost the URL, even though it was available.
	We had our payment processors shut down.
	We had our mailing list shut down.
	We had to reinvent ourselves several times.
	This has not been smooth sailing.
	The point is these syndicates they control the media.
	So what's that got to do with Proud Boys?
	Now to the saboteurs.
	Call them CIA assets or FBI shills.
	The alphabet doesn't matter.
	There exist trained agents that come into any group when it reaches a certain point of success.
	They sow division within the group, which we saw with Proud Boys, try to split it in two, and then hopefully get everyone fighting so much that it disbands.
	I am not at all insisting that this is what is happening with the Proud Boys because I know less than nothing about the group, but I know that for a fact that any group that reaches national standing will be infiltrated and sabotaged actively, especially a group that is such a hard line against Antifa and their gay little soldier minions.
	You know what's funny?
	My phone died right after that announcement was made, so I could have had a million phone calls screaming at me, and I will never know.
	Well, I won't know for a while.
	They might think they're blocked, and they're like, this motherfucker.
	Okay, last one.
	Funny Italy tweet.
	And it says, can't believe they made a Mussolini.
	I can't believe they made Mussolini a woman in the reboot.
	This woke nonsense has ruined yet another franchise.
	That's good.
	Why aren't you laughing?
	No, that's good.
	I'm more impressed than LOLing.
	Oh, it's one of those jokes it's so good.
	You go.
	You're like, I didn't think of that.
	Fuck.
	I used to hang out with Kirsten Shaw back before the national divorce in Trump.
	And whenever I would say something funny to her, she'd always go, that was very funny.
	That's very amusing.
	Good joke.
	Never laughed.
	Great joke.
	Great joke.
	All right, let's get to the final vid.
	Yay.
	Thank you.
	I looked this up, this flashlight.
	It's the most powerful flashlight in the world.
	A thousand lumens is pretty intense.
	This is 130,000 lumens.
	130,000.
	It's 700 bucks.
	But don't you want it?
	I think I would definitely buy it if I lived in the country.
	Check this out.
	He does a whole TikTok working.
	He wanted me to try the world's brightest flashlight on the highest hotel room I could find in Florida.
	And we're doing that today.
	This is the highest balcony room I could find in Naples, Florida.
	And we're going to see what the world's brightest flashlight can do.
	Obviously, I'd have to be really fast with this.
	I'm not going to point it towards the ocean because of the sea turtles.
	And I'm just going to shine it down there.
	Wish me luck.
	Turning on the world's brightest flashlight in three, two, one.
	What?
	It makes a noise?
	Yeah.
	I'm going to turn that off.
	What?
	It's a sun.
	I want it.
	Apparently, when you point it at bugs, they just die.
	They burst into flames.
	Isn't that cool?
	Yes.
	If you are, like, in the city, it's kind of insane.
	You're just going to call the cops or whatever.
	But if you don't live in the city, you need that thing.
	Start saving $700 so you can have one.
	Wow.
	All right, folks.
	I got to go get an x-ray.
	Thank you for tuning in.
	Tomorrow is Compound Censored, where Anthony Coome and I scream at each other for three hours about the state of the world.
	And until then, get fired, get in trouble, be brave.

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