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Sept. 26, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S04E168 - VIVA ITALIA!

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	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McGuinness.
	I'm a trouble soul, I'm living in the studio, popped up covered in mold.
	Come outside just to chat with strangers and the crawl in the hole like an ungalimole.
	I love this catchy pill.
	And the baby woman to the ones they killed.
	Quickly, when I go with them, the boys mix me.
	Well, the Yankees know.
	Jump my cards in the big painlow.
	Burn my head to a pound and stole.
	Let day ball turn out to motion.
	That's the last scene in the Patrick show.
	The blue gone paste on my face is busted.
	Gavin and gang back to 1005.
	Right.
	I'm an active guy.
	Lost my wife when I packed goodbye.
	No.
	Hello.
	Talk to me.
	I'll listen to it.
	Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn.
	We just returned from Dallas last night.
	Got a fun show for you today.
	Going to be discussing blacks behaving badly and defending them, explaining the context of this violence and why it happens.
	We're also going to talk about major changes in Italy.
	My pet Biden.
	Lots of racism, of course.
	And the mailbag.
	This is the Northern Boys behind me who made a great song.
	Best song of 2022.
	Turn it up.
	Do you want to make love to a side old man?
	But that's not the Northern Boys you see singing.
	That's some old dudes in the neighborhood that danced around.
	What?
	You didn't know that?
	I fell for that.
	It looks like those voices could come from those men.
	Well, they're probably fellow Manx.
	Fellow Mancurians.
	I assume this is Manchester area.
	Close your eyes.
	Take my face.
	Don't be sick right there.
	I'm a dirty.
	Wretched man.
	Call me granddad because I fucked your nan.
	What the worst?
	Fuck the universalist.
	My favorite magazine, Rolling Stone, was writing about them.
	In a parking lot of Birmingham Sutton Park, the pair takes turns rapping over a groovy disco beat, careening from claims of outrageous drug use to descriptions of masturbating in a tree.
	Retired UK teachers break down their filthy viral hit, party time.
	UK Drill grandfathers.
	Wait, go to the top?
	Very top there?
	Labelmates with UK Drill Grandfathers Pete and Bass has an infectious dance sound all their own.
	Wait, now I'm thinking that is the guys.
	Like, is it?
	Wait, go up above the video.
	Okay.
	Above the video.
	That's the picture.
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	This song may be the best single 222.
	It's breaking out how good it is to be.
	Goodness is not safe for work.
	Quit your job and watch it.
	All had a shared link into electrifying somewhat poorly dubbed music video.
	A crew of three older British blokes, one of whom Kevin just dances.
	The other two are Norman Payne, who sports a shaved head, and Patrick Carring Jr., white hair, blah, blah, blah.
	They rap with a disco bee, go down.
	It's very popular.
	And Payne say they met decades ago to teach us.
	Wait, it is them.
	Right?
	Yeah.
	Because their voices look.
	When I read poorly dubbed, I just assumed it was like they got some bums.
	I mean, obviously they stole the, you know, the beat, right?
	Is American Boy?
	No.
	Take me to New York.
	I'd like to see you.
	Well, really?
	Yeah.
	But I was like, you don't really need to be original when you're old like that.
	No.
	That's fine.
	I guess there's another one by them?
	I told them I'd never do this, but now it's been born.
	County Jr. in Lloyd County.
	Let's go.
	Close your eyes and let the doctors take you slower.
	That's a cool band.
	Yeah, I'm talking to the Blaze, trying to get...
	I did Glenn Beck's show.
	I did a live stream with that other dude that he does a show with.
	And then I did the How's Your News thing with Alex Stein and Sarah Gonzalez.
	One, two, three, I guess three shows.
	But then, I mean, I got up at five in the morning to go to Dallas and then do all those shows.
	And then we did two shows on Friday, two shows on Saturday, and then a meet and greet in between.
	The meet and greets, love baby monsters, but to do a comedy show and then pose for pictures for like an hour, meeting people, shaking hands with my broken knuckles, and then doing another one.
	Now it's like I went on stage at 12.30 Saturday.
	I'm still in New York time, so that's 1.30 a.m.
	And then we're supposed to go back down and do another meet and greet.
	Dude, I was fucking toast.
	It was a little toasty.
	I left after 15 minutes.
	And so I got some angry letters saying, fuck you, you suck.
	You charge $100, and then you take off like a little bitch.
	Well, to be fair, too, the VIP after the first show, people that have VIP for the second show were there.
	So you kind of figured, didn't you kind of figure that you met the second group in that one VIP section between shows?
	You're wearing that annoying guy's shirt.
	This guy's great.
	Classic.
	Saltwater refugees.
	Classic Ryan.
	Classic Ryan.
	I got one from Maddie, too.
	He got kicked out because he was yelling.
	He was heckling.
	He got kicked out.
	Then he sneaks back in.
	Then he smashes a beer on the ground.
	What?
	Gets kicked out again.
	And I was like, he brought a whole Tupperware container of those shirts.
	And I thought, what fuck, that dude's annoying.
	And then, of course, Ryan shows up on Monday.
	Hey!
	Got the shirt from the coolest guy ever.
	Today at the gym, Ryan says to our trainer, yeah, I did some intense training.
	What'd you call it?
	Iron body training.
	I did iron body training this weekend.
	And the trainer goes, oh, fuck, cool.
	Yeah, yeah, we used to do that.
	Where'd you do it?
	What gym?
	Who was your trainer that you were doing with?
	And he goes, oh, I was at a mall and I had my friend punch my stomach.
	And I'm like, yeah, that's called horsing around with your friends.
	That's not iron body training.
	I don't know what changes it because that's exactly what he had us do.
	That's how he taught us how to do it.
	We were just punching each other in the stomach.
	So I was like, you could do this anywhere.
	If you have fists that punch your stomach.
	Was it make it training if you're in a gym?
	Yeah.
	I did some track and field this weekend when I was late for the bus.
	I was running, doing the 10-yard sprint.
	You know how that's different, though?
	Wow.
	Because these are all you need for that training, which he taught us.
	And just the fact that we're in a mall makes it illegitimate?
	Yes.
	No.
	Because I still have a sore stomach.
	And how long did you do it for?
	Like 30 seconds.
	The amount of time you're supposed to, like 30 seconds, about like maybe 50 seconds.
	So your friend punches your belly for 30 seconds at a mall, and you go to a gym and you were like, hey, that's some intense training.
	30 seconds on the belly, 30 seconds on the pecs, and then he gave it to me more on the sides because I wanted to.
	So 90 seconds.
	Yeah.
	You get punched for 90 seconds in any of your things.
	It hurts.
	Yeah, I don't know if I'd go to my gym and tell my trainer that I had been training at the mall.
	But that's exactly what we did.
	And what are people doing when this is how he taught me?
	This is what we did.
	What are they doing when people walk by?
	Like, are you just five guys?
	There was literally a kinsanera next to the Jambajuce that had a woman in a tiara and a dress, and then five Mexicans dressed like cowboys walking past us.
	I was like, nobody cares what anybody wants to do.
	Where was this?
	At the Dallas Galleria.
	Josh Dunny had to get new sunglasses.
	What happened to his sunglasses?
	His were fine, but he wanted new ones.
	And I was doing push-ups in the sunglassing thing.
	She's like, sir, can you?
	I was like, it's not hurting anybody.
	And I just kept doing them.
	So we did the shows.
	We let Lila come on stage, that little midget, half Filipina, who has a beautiful head, but she's like 4'6.
	It wasn't the most perfect comedy show I've ever seen in my life.
	Let's put it that way.
	But that's the beauty of having a handicapped person on stage.
	It's interesting even if they bomb.
	Yeah.
	And then Kumia got up and just eviscerated her.
	Yeah, that was pretty harsh.
	Funny, though.
	But it was fun.
	Good Meet and the Babe monsters.
	I like Dallas a lot.
	Dallas is awesome.
	It was fun downstairs.
	Great venue, too.
	Although it was weird.
	It only fits about 70 people.
	So we sold about 300 tickets, but it was like 70, 70, 70, 70.
	Something like that.
	It doesn't look as cool, the footage.
	I got to say, man, when CR-TV merged with The Blaze and fired me, one of the rumors was that they were losing cash and the two sinking ships had to merge.
	The Blaze doesn't look like it's losing cash.
	It's legit.
	It's like CNN.
	I've been to CNN.
	I've been on CNN.
	Well, actually, I would go to CNN to do Canadian news.
	They would rent out their studio.
	I don't think I've ever been on CNN.
	But I've been to CNN a hundred times.
	And it's like two floors.
	It's not as fancy as you'd think.
	As far as what people walk through, Fox is, you know, there's obviously floors with executives and stuff.
	But as far as like the cameras and everywhere, there's only two at CNN.
	And Fox is like, I think, two also.
	Blaze is one, but, I mean, it's substantial.
	It's like the ceilings, I don't think I'm strong enough to throw a golf ball to hit the ceiling.
	Wow.
	It goes on and on and on.
	It's like a stadium.
	They shot movies there.
	They shot RoboCop there.
	So it's a soundstage for Hollywood Productions.
	And he bought it.
	And he kept a lot of the stuff.
	But when you're in a room, it's a massive like airplane hanger type of room.
	So I guess they're doing pretty good since they got rid of the G-Dog.
	So we'll see if we can get that up in the interview section.
	Should we begin to look at little segments now?
	Anything else we want to talk about the weekend?
	I didn't see you all weekend, Ryan.
	That hurt.
	I know.
	Well, I don't want to bug you guys because I know you guys went to a better hotel.
	You went to the hotel and you're like, oh, yeah, we're not staying here.
	We're going to a fancy.
	Yeah, I'm done with these shitty hotels, Josh Getz.
	It's like, it's black hotels.
	It's black people in a shitty hotel.
	And then some white guy pays for a $15,000 reno, and they call it a boutique hotel.
	And then they have a little reading nook over there.
	And it's just, it's a shithole.
	Crack house.
	Get the hell out of here, brown people.
	That's not what they say when you check in.
	So you know what I did?
	I just went, I did this on the plane.
	I just looked up that area and sorted it by most expensive, ended up with like a $250 a night place.
	Like I'm 52.
	I cannot be staying at boutique hotels.
	I need every, as Anthony put it, I need every floor to look the same.
	No, I didn't see Anthony either.
	I didn't see anyone.
	Oh, I thought you guys were like hanging at the rooftop hotel with the slept the first night.
	The second night, I didn't sleep Saturday into Sunday.
	I just took my flight with no sleep.
	I was hanging out with Nick and Edgar, two cool guys, and our videographer and his brother.
	You mean the guys wearing mullets who look like sickness?
	No, they were cool too.
	But I was hanging out with my friend Phil from the D ⁇ D group.
	He gave me sick-ass dice, metal dice.
	Fucking nice.
	Dude, it was cool.
	Yeah, it was cool.
	And we did karaoke.
	Yeah, Dungeons and Dragons dice.
	Did you see him do Billy Idol on karaoke?
	No.
	He absolutely crushed.
	Like, it was fucking insane.
	And he's like, anyway, he looks just like a nerdy guy who plays Dungeons and Dragons.
	Wait.
	And then killed.
	He plays Dungeons and Dragons, but he looks like a nerd?
	What are the odds?
	That's what I'm saying.
	Anyway, so we hang out with Nick and Edgar, and we were partying the whole night.
	They were the ones that they had, let's just say there was vitamins for prolonged partying available.
	We go to his jewelry store.
	Check out Rah-Raw Jewelry.
	The guy's fucking awesome.
	Okay, yeah.
	He just plays a great play.
	Boom.
	And we hang out at a jewelry store.
	He's polishing my chain and my ring.
	If you notice, it's extra shiny.
	And just till the sun came up.
	And then we went to a diner.
	You could smoke cigars and start smoking cigars, eating food in the morning.
	And then I took my flight.
	So I was having a blast meeting the people.
	And I had enough of me at that time.
	people were talking to me about me, I was like, enough me.
	So I'm asking them about them.
	We're just chatting and being cool guys.
	So very fun.
	And the beauty of coach when you've been up all night is you just sit in a chair and then you open your eyes.
	Yeah, but in your home.
	My flight was delayed like two hours, and we had to sit on the plane for the whole day.
	It sucked.
	No, no.
	After a while, my wife sent me a text recently.
	She was down at something.
	They were on the runway for like three hours.
	It was 100 degrees.
	Yeah.
	They had like the baby had his shirt off.
	He was just in his diaper.
	How is that legal?
	That's murder.
	Dude, it was stunning.
	It was very bad to be that hungover and awake on a plane, not moving.
	It's got to get the AC going.
	Yeah.
	Maybe they did, but it just sucked.
	And you know what else I learned from Anthony, by the way?
	If you buy a first-class ticket two months in advance, it's like $500.
	Oh, yeah, you mentioned that.
	Yeah.
	I've been spending $800 on coach because I scrambled at the last second and buy it two days before.
	No more.
	Nope.
	I'm going to pay less and go first class.
	That's right.
	Literally get your tickets, 10url.com slash censored live.
	There's no way you're not going to have fun.
	It's a really big blast.
	I got to say, so, oh, yeah.
	So let me go back to that first thing.
	If you paid for the meet and greet and I fucked you over, show me proof that you were there.
	And the next time I'm in your town or whatever, I'll make it up to you.
	I think we're talking about five or six people here at the most.
	I already talked to the guy who sent me an angry email, and we worked it out.
	I'm going to blow him next time.
	He's in New York.
	Cool.
	But yeah, the first couple of shows were good.
	The second show, Saturday night's show at 7.30, when I got off stage, I went, that is the funniest I've ever been in my life.
	Second show the first night?
	No, first show the second day.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Like people were screaming.
	It was insanely good.
	Falling out of their chairs.
	I mean, it was ruckus.
	That's a great feeling to get off the stage.
	I end with the whole thing about fun, then literally drop the mic, and I'm doing high fives as I go down the aisle to go back to the green room.
	And wow, what a rush.
	I got to say, crushed it.
	Crushed it.
	And I would admit if I bombed, the second show on Friday night was not great.
	The second show on Friday.
	I thought you did really good on that one, but an artist will be their biggest critic.
	But you know what's funny?
	The last show of the last night, I think because the VIP people got to go to the speakeasy.
	Like I said, ideally it was supposed to be show, VIP, show, VIP.
	But the people with the VIP for the second show were already in there, so they're kind of drinking, hanging out with everybody.
	And they're extra saucy or something.
	But it was a little tamer there.
	And then you came out and you had one of the best sets of the night, I think.
	Yeah.
	In my opinion.
	That's what I do.
	If the audience is bad, then people like Lila, Josh, Anthony, they're stuck with a shitty crowd.
	I come in there and fucking light.
	I just see them as dry tinder.
	And I just light them up.
	Yeah.
	They were lit.
	I've got a talk in Penn State coming up.
	That's going to be a serious one, though.
	I'm going to talk about the decline of Western civilization and all that important stuff.
	It's very serious.
	But that's October.
	I already bought my tickets for that.
	I think they were $600 or some shit.
	North!
	Yeah, that's October 24th at Penn State.
	If you're in the Philadelphia area, I think it's open to the public.
	You need me to go to that?
	Do you need some assistance?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Actually, no.
	No.
	What the fuck?
	Yeah, that was what was cool about not seeing you on the weekend.
	I went to the pool by myself.
	I talked to about 100 Proud Boys all day.
	We'll talk about this announcement.
	Trying to get RR in.
	And yeah, I've been talking to Proud Boys for two weeks, man.
	It's brutal.
	It's brutal.
	Turn it up.
	Burrs got more and more strict.
	Like, think of the programming directors at Comedy Central and Netflix.
	And they say, hey, Bill Burr, if you're going to do a special called Friends Who Kill, make sure you have women and you cover this subject and no one's offended.
	And then there's an Asian guy.
	So the show sucks.
	And people still want comedy.
	It's been around for over 32 years.
	Bad old comedy back to 1966.
	Wow.
	Yeah, it was discovered in 1966 by a guy named Bill Cosby.
	So like the Indian say about a river, you stick a rock in it, it just goes around it.
	So the free market has figured this out.
	And you have guys like Shane Gillis and Joe Rogan and all these guys who, or Anim Corolla, they set up their own things and they're making obscene amounts of money.
	Like I try to scoop them for my network and they're like, do you have 400 grand?
	I'm like, how about 40?
	Like Tim Dillon, Tim Dillon is gay.
	He's not even that canceled, but he will speak to canceled people, which is verboten.
	And he's making like 400 grand a year just with Patreon and that kind of thing.
	It's probably way more than that, right?
	I think it's more, probably.
	He just bought like a brand new Bugatti or some fucking crazy car.
	The record business.
	Yeah, what does a gay man do with 400 grand?
	Do they buy a Bugatti?
	We went around you.
	It was literally the funniest stand-up I've seen in so long.
	What was?
	That show.
	It was just like the top-notchiest comedy.
	Well, I gave up on comedy.
	Because I'm canceled, I can say the N-word.
	I can make fun of retards.
	I can say anything.
	And no one does that.
	So when an audience hears it, it's shocking.
	And then you kind of ride that shock.
	That helps the joke.
	It helps spark the laugh.
	So it's kind of cheating in a sense.
	Also, Ryan, got to say, unbelievable quality from you.
	Thank you.
	Doing the Donald Trump.
	And I'm very mean, so you know this is not fake.
	But it was utter quality.
	Even when you're going in and out of Jesse Lee Peterson and saying that you feel kind of racist because it's so insulting.
	Yeah, I noticed the other shows, people are like, and they quiet it down, so I just tried to let everybody know they could laugh at this and it's okay.
	Yeah.
	And he's like, no, I think the clip.
	Yeah, it's a lot more Jesse than that.
	Yeah, that really happened, and it was very awkward.
	So you could laugh at that.
	All right, let's start the show.
	Okay, so we're going to let everybody know that we're starting the show.
	Yeah, I'm not going to lie.
	No.
	I want to be honest.
	This is the part of the show where it starts.
	That's right.
	It's time to get heavy.
	Yeah, that's exactly.
	Time to get sick.
	Time to simp.
	Got some hot chicks going on.
	Oh, there's a marching song in there, though.
	Oh, yes, no, it's time.
	Oh, yes, no, it's time.
	I don't think it's simping that we look at hot chicks.
	It's appreciating female beauty.
	And that's verboten now, as I said to Glenn Beck, about something totally unrelated.
	But yeah, as long as you're not, you don't have a boner and you're not like, oh, wish I could have her.
	You're just like, look at this beautiful lady.
	And I think, because you should have seen these meet and greets.
	They were like half female.
	Yeah.
	And not fatties, attractive ladies.
	I'm usually married, though, which is weird.
	Having really beautiful women giving you compliments next to their husband.
	I'll never get used to being married in that sense.
	Because I tried to fuck women from like before I knew what that was at 14 to the day, the night before I was married.
	And then all of a sudden you're like, hi, I'm beautiful.
	Let's be friends.
	No.
	Like that Chinese guy said, after I get married, all I care about is my wife.
	Woman come up to me, talk, get the fuck away from me.
	Get the fuck out of here.
	Get the fuck out of here.
	We should make that a drop.
	I could find it.
	I remember.
	Yeah, get the fuck out of here.
	You know what else I told Glenn I would find?
	Please, maybe viewers, you could help me with this.
	There's a scene in a movie starring Steve Coogan where he plays a hated icon, not a politician, maybe a politician, but a Glenn Beck type of guy.
	And I think one of the biggest things that pushed Glenn Beck out of New York was when he was attacked at Battery Park by protesters.
	And he's just sitting on a blanket watching a movie with his family.
	He's like, I got to get the fuck out of here.
	And they recreate that scene, but make it Steve Coogan.
	And I talked to him about it, and he said, can you show me that?
	I want to see it.
	And I couldn't find it.
	You're not going to find it in one second, dude.
	So it's not none of that The Trip stuff.
	I don't think it's in the movie Greed, but I just couldn't dig it up.
	It's none of that other stuff.
	It's not, what's it called?
	The guy he plays.
	Alan Partridge.
	None of that.
	It's not The Trips, not Alan Partridge.
	Like it's like 20 years old?
	No, no, no.
	It's probably less than 10 years old.
	Okay.
	Some guy sent us in a fucking insane tan with big fucking pitch.
	Now, I'm worried about the Russian-sounding last name.
	Is she going to have a Russian accent?
	Look at that.
	If that was your lady, you would just be boning like four or five times a day.
	Your dick would look like Freddy's face.
	That one is crazy.
	That's a weird perspective, too.
	She looks muscular.
	What color are my eyes?
	Is she funny?
	The odds of any of these chicks at this level having a good personality are pretty slim.
	Look at that.
	Which one?
	The one in the middle there.
	What the fuck?
	Here's one of my biggest regrets with my wife.
	Back before we had kids, she'd be hanging around my apartment.
	We'd be watching movies, eating pizza, whatever.
	She had her clothes on.
	That was stupid.
	I should have had a Tupperware bucket by the front door.
	When you come over, you're nude.
	You can wear socks, maybe.
	High heels, of course, that's allowed.
	But nothing else.
	Because I'm never going to get that again.
	Bad move.
	If you're single and dating, do not let your girlfriend wear clothes in your house at any moment ever.
	She has to be like having cereal nude.
	Okay, so that's a 10.
	I'm actually starting to get a bonus.
	We've got to get away from the game.
	Oh, she's not.
	she's not Russian.
	Cute.
	Cute.
	I don't know why I really just growl in the camera.
	What we want!
	She might be funny, dude.
	That would be rough.
	She has a good personality and she looks like that.
	I'm just going to kill myself.
	He's a good singer, too.
	Speaking of Big Tits, by the way, have you seen this rumor going around?
	That Big Tits is fake?
	Yes.
	Fingers crossed.
	I said, if he's an activist, he's the most brilliant activist ever.
	This dude is gaming the system.
	And an on here yesterday was in this dude's class.
	This teacher was almost fired for toxic masculinity last year, as well as not embracing woke culture.
	He dropped red pills to his class, such as how silly gender and neutral bathrooms are.
	The school board hates him.
	He's now upping the ante to exploit the very clown world the school and society itself created.
	His long game is most likely to get fired and then sue for discrimination.
	There is no other explanation, no better way to troll clown world than to become an over-the-top caricature of a woman.
	Wow.
	I'd say the odds of that being true are 67%.
	So you said you knew about this, but you didn't.
	No, I've heard about it recently, that there were like, there's rumblings of this guy isn't serious.
	There's no way if you look at this or you look at that, why would he do this?
	Yeah.
	Why would a shop guy have his hair down when he was doing that cutting and not give a shit about safety?
	You see Crip Daddy?
	He changed his profile to be that guy.
	Yes, and people fell for it.
	Yeah.
	That was fantastic.
	Yeah.
	Some guy tracked down black tape bitch.
	I don't know how you do that.
	I thought we found the black tape bitch, no?
	We found a picture of her from the thing.
	He found the actual woman.
	Oh.
	And he goes, confirmed, she's a 10.
	But you know what vibe I get when I look at these?
	Absolutely zero personality outside of being a 10.
	Oh, yeah.
	Not that anyone wants her to have A personality.
	Go back to that where there's four in one.
	Oh my god.
	Forehead's a little big.
	Aye.
	Aye, aye, aye.
	the Ten, right, Ryan?
	No.
	To me, no.
	I mean, no.
	What's your problem now?
	Her face actually does not do it for me.
	Now, I saw the tape thing.
	The tape thing was very nice.
	But yeah, like the tape thing's cool.
	And this, that eye thing, it's hidden because she has like weird makeup.
	But I don't like her eyes.
	I think her eyes look weird.
	Look at that stupid denim outfit.
	And her shoes are gross, but you know, you forgive anything.
	And there's so much.
	You know what?
	She's so pretty, I would even tolerate if she was a racist.
	And you know how I am about that.
	Oh, she's Portuguese.
	So what rating would you give her?
	Definitely in the eights.
	Eight something.
	Eight what?
	For me, Low Eight's like 8.2.
	Flack.
	I'm laughing.
	Some guy sent me this Eskimo chick.
	Said this is your type.
	I'd already discovered her.
	She's fucking gorgeous.
	But you can see from her mom where things are headed.
	It's finally here.
	It's not just any random seashells.
	I like those facial tattoos by the kids from the film.
	Then it's not stupid.
	It's not like it's writing or anything.
	Okay, this isn't beautiful.
	Look at this.
	Her mom's got some zooms.
	Right now, little four-year-old kids picking them out by the beach.
	Look at these beautiful rolls.
	Guests from kindergartens in Nunavik when we raised $268,000.
	The seashell.
	The marbles.
	So cute.
	You know what Nunavik is?
	No.
	It's a massive swath of land that Canadian gave back to the indigenous peoples, I think mostly Eskimos.
	And they got it.
	It's all snow and stuff.
	And they go, wait, what is this?
	Like, where's the arable land?
	What is this?
	And they go, it's Nunavik.
	Well, how much of it can I farm on and stuff?
	Oh, None of it.
	It's in the fucking name.
	Yep.
	It wasn't a trick if we named it.
	It's in the name, anti-fascist.
	She does a weird thing with her.
	That's kind of cool.
	Like, just does the top lip with lipstick?
	Never seen that before.
	I didn't really notice.
	Yeah.
	I thought she was just chewing on a pen and it broke.
	Beautiful love.
	She's super hot, and then you go, okay, what if I married her?
	And then she shows her beautiful community.
	Oh, she's really pedantic with the bullshit about how evil we are.
	Wow.
	That's tedious.
	But keep going down.
	You got to check out.
	She's like, okay, you got me.
	You sold your soul to the devil and we're getting married.
	Will you stop clicking on shit?
	Yes, keep going.
	Actually, I don't remember these, but keep going.
	Wow, those tattoos have faded quite a bit since she got them.
	See if you can find her community.
	Is that a fucking Sharpie?
	Oh, maybe it was a real.
	It's a Sharpie.
	No, it's real.
	Maybe it's faded because she's starting to have it removed.
	Okay, what is she at a 10?
	That's gotta be a nine.
	music
	This girl talk.
	Oh, that's not a stencil, it's just a.
	Oh, ouchie.
	Anyway, these Eskimo types, they live in these horrific shacks in the north with alcoholism and domestic abuse and skadoos.
	No thanks.
	Let's check out some shit I don't care about, shall we?
	Yeah.
	I think that's always an important part of the show.
	Shit I don't fucking care about.
	Shit I totally don't even care about.
	Shit I don't care about.
	Oi!
	Did you add oi?
	I did.
	Why?
	In the live thing when we did it.
	Oh, that's not really oi.
	That's punk.
	Oi is more anthemic.
	It's linked to soccer hooligan chants and stuff.
	I'll take it up.
	The island boys are beefing, guys.
	Oh, cool.
	Island boys are not getting along.
	They're having crazy beefs.
	Holy shit.
	What have you done?
	What have you done?
	I'm going to target an individual.
	You don't like it because you know I'm targeting.
	Red, you red, you want to be just like me.
	You want to be just like me.
	I think, yeah, that's fair.
	Well, I don't know whoever did the look first.
	The other guy wants to be just like him.
	Yes.
	Red, you want to do everything to meet the island boys.
	Follow the leader.
	Follow the leader.
	I made Island Boys.
	You made Island Boys.
	I'm the one that talked to you.
	I think the guy in the red created Island Boy, because he got the red, and the other guy's got like slime green.
	The dude with the Cheeto puffs, the corn-flavored popcorn hair, he just conceded that the other guy invented Island Boys.
	But he's about to say why he's more important.
	You must get in the Airbnb.
	I'm the one that made the Island Boys.
	And I'm the one that made the actual bars.
	I made the bars.
	I'm the one that you can't.
	Yo, dude.
	I'm the one that picks up the Airbnb.
	We made it.
	Oh, my God.
	You're a hater.
	You see, you talk, you talk, you throw shots, and you don't like your brother back yet.
	But you make this.
	They have to be.
	Right?
	The twins had a falling out.
	Twins don't usually have falling outs.
	Yeah.
	You're a terrible.
	I got you talking.
	Hey, you throw shots.
	You don't like me.
	I went through more than you wait.
	Stop talking.
	Stop.
	Okay, stop talking.
	I don't know what a mitch means.
	Okay, so boom.
	All right, 1.8K, I won.
	You have 173.
	That's 1.8K people that think that I'm nicer than you.
	Bro, I don't care what your poll says.
	Bro, I don't care what you say.
	You said I don't care how much you.
	That didn't seem to get resolved.
	No.
	By the way, that's what it's like.
	You're still doing it, actually.
	That's what it's like investigating a beef with Proud Boys.
	Except it's beards and it's Telegram and it's this circular video that goes like that.
	It's the Tower of Babel Telegram.
	It's too many people.
	I was talking to one dude.
	He was like, there's these studies that show this magic number.
	I think it's like 135.
	When a group gets bigger than 135, it can no longer have any cohesion.
	So a lot of corporations, when they get to 135 people, they'll start a new group because you just can't have, not a new group, but a new office, I should say.
	It's the same company.
	And that was what's great about that club, Proud Boys, is it's like usually 35 to 50 guys, and that's a chapter.
	But Telegram brings in thousands.
	And then it's just, especially a men's club's going to attract alpha males, and they want to fight.
	I've heard about this with biker gangs.
	If biker gangs could get together, they would outnumber the police.
	But anytime you try to bring pagans and hell's angels together or the banditos, it's just, fuck that.
	Never.
	Because it's been tried a few times.
	And there's even some sort of saying for it, like no quarter or some shit like that.
	All right, let's get serious about some exciting news in Italy.
	They got their Trump.
	Sick.
	We don't have an Italy background, but this is fantastic because Italy was sort of the portal for all of Europe.
	All these bullshit refugees would all come up through North Africa into Reggio di Calabria and head up from when, all the way from Italy being swarthy to Italy having blonde hair at the top and then poof into the rest of Europe.
	Not a good look, destroying the country.
	Rape is up a billion percent, especially in Sweden and all these other places.
	So, you know, if you're close to a border, you know what immigration is.
	That's why Texas is so red-pilled.
	That's why Arizona is so red state.
	I can't explain California.
	It's on the border.
	It's getting their illegals, but somehow they still maintain this.
	I mean, it's such a weird state.
	They like Gavin Newsome.
	They're happy with it.
	Good work, Gavin.
	I love the lockdown.
	I love your hypocrisy.
	I love walking around San Francisco and stepping on human feces.
	Anyway, change the background because I do care about this woman.
	And I think it's really funny how the American left is pissed off about this.
	What's that sound?
	Is this Is this 1A?
	It's a...
	Yeah.
	Yep.
	Yep.
	So just keep in mind that this woman is seen as far right.
	All right?
	Okay, let's hear her say racist stuff and talk about how Hitler needs to come back.
	Should we want to recap for the listeners?
	Yeah, it's amazing how extraneous Latin-based languages are, isn't it?
	We have our awesome English.
	You know what I say about English?
	It ain't pretty, but it gets a job done.
	So you see an English sentence and then you wait for 10 minutes of this is about what we're doing here today, she says.
	Why is the family an enemy?
	Why is the family so frightening?
	There is a single answer to all these questions because it defines us.
	Because it is our identity.
	Because everything that defines us is now an enemy.
	For those who would like us to no longer have an identity and to simply be perfect consumer slaves.
	And so they attack national identity.
	They attack religious identity.
	They attack gender identity.
	They attack family identity.
	I can't define myself as Italian, Christian, woman, mother.
	No.
	I must be citizen X, gender X, parent one, parent two.
	I must be a number.
	Because when I am only a number, when I no longer have any identity or roots, then I will be the perfect slave at the mercy of financial speculators.
	perfect consumer.
	The reason why we inspire so much fear.
	That's why this event inspires so much fear.
	She's great.
	Because we do not want to be numbers.
	We will defend the value of the human being, every single human being, because each of us has a unique genetic code that is unrepeatable.
	And like it or not, that is sacred.
	We will defend something.
	We will defend God, country, and family.
	Those things that disgust people so much.
	We will defend it to defend our freedom because we will never be slaves and simple consumers at the mercy of financial speculators.
	That is our mission.
	That is why I came here today.
	Chesterton wrote more than a century ago, let's see if I can find it.
	Two plus two is four.
	Fires will be kindled to testify that two and two make four.
	Swords will be drawn to prove that leaves are green in summer.
	That time has arrived.
	We are ready.
	Thank you.
	She's a great orator.
	And she's right.
	She's recognizing that there's a war on family.
	And they say things like, men are women and women are men and war is peace and peace is war.
	Slavery is freedom.
	We're not falling for it anymore.
	And I see her as a moderate.
	Is that 2-0?
	Yeah, go to 2-0.
	She's pretty normal, guys.
	Yes to natural families, no to the LGBT lobby, yes to sexual identity, no to gender ideology, yes to the culture of life, no to the abyss of death, no to the violence of Islam, yes to safer borders, no to mass immigration, yes to work for our people.
	So you'll see even that yes to sexual identity thing, she's saying, be a fag, I don't care.
	Just don't start meddling in our shit.
	But because her party, if you go back a half a century, you can find Mussolini, then she's a fascist and this is very dangerous.
	By the way, Mussolini didn't like the Auschwitz stuff.
	He said to Hitler, can we not be killing the Jews?
	That seems a little off course.
	Let's just focus on good old-fashioned fascism.
	Look up the mail that says, this is how I know YouTube and Google are corrupt.
	There's vice freaking out about it.
	Italy could elect its first far-right leader since Mussolini.
	What an interesting way to phrase something.
	You just see Italy, Mussolini, gotcha.
	Fascism and Mussolini.
	And look at what this guy Googled to get these results.
	Mussolini was left-wing.
	No, you're not allowed to look that up.
	And then CBS Evening News is totally focused on the Mussolini angle.
	Hey guys, guess what?
	If you want to get into the history of parties, then let's get into the history of the Democrats.
	The Republicans abolished slavery.
	The Republicans were the civil rights guys.
	They were the Jim Crow guys abolishing Jim Crow.
	It was the Democrats who were against desegregation.
	So if we want to go back into the history of, and that's more recent too than Mussolini.
	If you want to get into the history of your party, the Democrats are going to do pretty bad.
	We got Robert Byrd hugging Hillary Clinton.
	Hillary Clinton's at his funeral.
	He was in the KKK, a major player in the KKK.
	That's the Demon Crats, folks.
	What's this affirmative action that you have to say?
	You're poised to make a hard right turn.
	The woman expected to become prime minister leads a party with roots in neo-fascism.
	Chris Lipsay is in Rome.
	Italy is revered for its history, reflected in palazzos and ruins and statues, but not all of that history is beautiful, and many fear that one particularly ugly chapter could soon repeat itself.
	This year marks the 100th anniversary of Mussolini's historic march on Rome, plunging the country into two decades of dictatorship, an alliance with Hitler, and a second world war.
	Today, his party is gone.
	She's left juxtaposition.
	They might as well just show this part in black and white, too.
	...of the brothers of Italy.
	What was once a fringe party has ballooned into the biggest in the country, and it's now poised to lead the most hard-right government...
	You want to know a little minor detail?
	One of the reasons it ballooned is because it rejected fascism and said, let's just focus on borders and Christianity and being traditional right-wing.
	And then people went, oh, okay, so you're not the Mussolini Party anymore?
	Okay, we're in.
	Minor detail left out of this report.
	The fundamental problem in Italy is becoming the illegal immigration.
	Too many immigrants.
	To protect the traditional family, a family composed by a mom, a jad, and so on.
	Italy's conservative superstar remains fiercely opposed to adoptions and surrogacy for same-sex couples.
	The fiery 45-year-old is comfortable with some of the hallmarks of Italian fascism, like this motto: God, fatherland, and family.
	And that's clearly a post-fascist party.
	The post-fascist agenda.
	I love that stuff.
	So you reject fascism and you're post-fascist.
	It's like the Proud Boys where they call them neo-fascists.
	Political scientists at Rome's American University.
	It has the flame in the symbol of the political party that goes back to the idea of the flame on the grave of Mussolini.
	The same flame is on Mussolini's grave.
	Yes.
	Now it's a history of the world.
	Did he invent that, or was that an Italian thing we had to do?
	They have bonfires that is a reference to the fire on Mussolini's grave.
	A lot of their food is heated with flames.
	Collection also because Giorgia Maloney would be Italy's first ever female prime minister.
	An important glass ceiling, but one that's been overshadowed.
	Not an important glass ceiling anymore.
	No one has a problem with women if they agree with what they're saying, like Margaret Thatcher.
	Here's the party's actual history, Tutu.
	Okay, go down one.
	Founded in 2012 after a disagreement amongst members of Il Popolo della Liberta, its roots can be traced to 1946 when a number of Mussolini supporters founded a fascist party named Movimento Social Italiano.
	Their symbol, the tricolor flame, is still used by FDL.
	In 1995, MSI merged with less extreme elements of the right, minor detail folks, to form the National Alliance, thus publicly distancing themselves from fascism, something that is conveniently left out of all these reports.
	It was mainly members of this alliance who broke away from Berlusconi's PDL in 2012 to form Fratala d'Italia.
	Although their platform is more moderate than their political ancestors, an FDL government would still be one of the most right-wing in Western Europe.
	Yeah, that shows you that Western Europe is too left-wing.
	Not that this is right-wing.
	Their leader, Maloney, has promoted herself as a woman, mother, and Christian, God forbid, and has pledged to defend traditional values.
	She's repeatedly drawn attention to Italy's dire birth rate, which she has called a true emergency, because it is.
	And her party has put forward a number of pro-natalist policies such as increasing child benefit, Free child care and reducing tax on products like nappies and formula.
	Sounds very socialist to me.
	She's also called in fiery tones for a naval blockade off the coast of Africa.
	This has always bothered me too: that strong borders are racist.
	Imagine your neighbor comes over and he goes, What are you doing?
	Oh, I'm putting in a second Deadbolt.
	Why?
	Oh, I want to make sure that my door is really secure.
	That's fucked up.
	You shouldn't do that.
	What if I had to get in?
	Why are you mad?
	It's sort of like Cuba, too.
	They go, socialism would have worked in Cuba if we didn't have the sanctions from America.
	So your system is contingent on my money.
	That's not a good system.
	That's not an independent system.
	You got a lot of arable land here.
	You're in Cuba.
	Buy, sell, trade.
	You got sugar.
	To stop the departure of legals.
	She sounds great to me, folks.
	All right, that's enough about her.
	Let's get to our leader, my pet Biden.
	Oh, yeah.
	Got a few things to talk about with him.
	He revealed his love of children, sexual relationships.
	I must have.
	You not ready?
	I must have accidentally deleted it?
	Look, someone made a t-shirt they gave this to us at one of our shows.
	I think it was Vegas or Orlando.
	I don't remember.
	Oh, yeah.
	We're not selling these.
	I just thought you should see.
	Alright, got it.
	Let's do it.
	What did you do?
	Delete it?
	Biden.
	On him I can depend.
	My pet.
	Biden.
	A monster of a president.
	He's big and food.
	Sleepy.
	But a friendly monster too.
	My pet.
	Biden.
	Wait, what?
	That doesn't rhyme.
	This was a fun little glitch.
	He's talking about guns.
	Why do you need an AR-15?
	And then he says, to defend yourself.
	America needs guns to defend themselves.
	This wasn't a retort to what he was saying.
	This is him accidentally saying it.
	And then he ends this to say that he will always stand up to the RNA, which I assume means he doesn't want you to get the vaccine anymore, right?
	The Second Amendment.
	I have two shotguns.
	I'm not, the only thing I really do is really target pragmatic.
	I haven't done that in a long time.
	But here's the thing.
	There's no justification for a weapon of war.
	Not a weapon of war.
	The speed of that bullet is.
	Whip of war.
	No, just gave for a weapon of war.
	Is that an Irish weapon of war?
	A weapon of war.
	Welcome to weapon of wars.
	Still a happy hour.
	It's a weapon of war.
	We're sponsored by the RNA.
	The weapon of war.
	I got to hear that again.
	Can you rewind with these stupid videos?
	No, I can't.
	Nay.
	What do you want a weapon of war?
	Maybe we should rewind the whole thing.
	I don't think that's true, by the way, that these AR-15s, which are not weapons of war, I don't think it's true that the bullet comes out 18 times faster.
	I have two shotguns.
	The only I really do is really target prack.
	I haven't done that in a long time.
	But here's the thing.
	There's no justification for a weapon of war.
	None.
	The speed of that bullet is five times that that comes out of the muzzle of most weapons.
	It can penetrate your vest.
	And by the way, as I pointed out when I got it pass the first time.
	So he's talking about an AR-15, which I don't know anything about guns, but I do know that an AR-15 is just my stupid old Huntington rifle, but black and made to look cool.
	But everything else about it is the same.
	So the idea that you can pierce Kevlar with it is retarded.
	I'm as a senator in Della.
	We're a big gun-owned state, a lot of duck hunters, a lot of hunters.
	And I'd be going, and I literally went up and down the streams campaigning and going to the people who were part, who belonged to the NRA and others.
	And I'd say, how many deer out here are wearing Kevlar vest?
	No, but I'm seriously, think about it.
	What in God's name do you need an assault weapon for?
	It's an assault weapon designed to kill people, to defend America, to defend people.
	But folks, look, it's way out of hand.
	I've taken on the RNA and I've beat them before and I plan on doing it again.
	RNA.
	Weapon of war.
	Defend people.
	What do you need an assault weapon for?
	It's made to defend people.
	You're not a person.
	What?
	We got a weapon of war.
	Here's another glitch.
	He basically said Elton John is responsible for AIDS.
	Hey, it's all his fault that we're spending $6 billion in taxpayer money this month to help AIDS fight HIV AIDS.
	To help AIDS, HIV, HIV AIDS.
	So he obviously meant that Elton John pushed for that, but it sounds like if he knew the English language, he would realize that the way he said that implies that it was Elton John who fucked a monkey and became a flight attendant and spread that vile disease.
	There's another interpretation equally as offensive, which is, what's it called?
	It's his fault that we're having the taxpayers spend this much money.
	It's his idea.
	He's responsible.
	And look at, like, the moment that he ruined by saying that, was like, I'm so thankful.
	Thank you so much.
	And he's like, by the way, let me ruin the mood.
	This is a fag.
	You got to spend all the money.
	Tell me they cut it out at CNN.
	I'd be so happy if they did.
	They're flabbergasted, but I'm flabbergasted and humbled and honored by this incredible award from the United States of America.
	I will treasure this so much, and it will make me double my efforts to make sure this disease goes away.
	Your kindness, America's kindness to me as a musician, is second to none.
	But in the war against AIDS and HIV, it's even bigger.
	And I can't thank you enough.
	I'm really emotional about this.
	It's real nice.
	And then cut it.
	Why is someone clapping at him?
	They never clap at me.
	They fucking cut it.
	It's right here.
	So, well, play it.
	Does it end?
	They cut it.
	Is it the end of the video?
	This is the end of the video.
	It's.
	Yeah.
	That's amazing.
	Mida.
	Wow.
	Wow.
	Every time I see Elton John, I think, is that Rosie O'Donnell?
	Have those two ever been at the same place at the same time?
	Here's my favorite one of the week.
	We go way back.
	She was 12 and I was 30.
	What did you just say?
	Well, we got a lot to do.
	Gotta say hi to me.
	We go back a long way.
	She was 12.
	I was 30.
	But anyway.
	This woman helped me get an awful lot done.
	Anyway.
	What?
	Gotta say hi to me.
	Is that a predator voice or what?
	But guess what?
	We have to find out.
	I told you about secrets.
	What did I say about secrets?
	You see me, you better say hi to me.
	She was 12.
	Because you started this.
	You're the one that let me take your top off.
	Want me to show your parents those pictures?
	You see me, you say hi to me.
	Gotta say hi to me.
	You said a weapon war.
	I'm gonna use a weapon of war on you.
	You don't want me to shoot you to weapon war.
	Bullet comes out so fast.
	See the shadow your cavalry.
	The one that came out today where he, um, there was the kids, the baseball kids, and he said, everybody under 15 over here.
	It's just so weird.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	Oh, my God.
	Well, check this out.
	Rare photo.
	I knew Jill was his babysitter.
	I didn't realize that she was 15.
	And his wife died after they started getting friendly.
	A well-spread photo of Joe Biden in his 30s and Dr. Jill at 15.
	Before the death of Joe's first wife, his friendly acquaintance with this future doctor was already well established as Jill was the Biden family babysitter.
	Dr. Joe Biden is now a reigning first lady.
	Look at her sitting on her lap.
	I've had nannies and babysitters.
	Number 837 on my to-do list is to grab one of the teen babysitters at my house and have her sit on my lap.
	Zoom down.
	Go down.
	Look at that.
	Getting right in there.
	What a fucking pig.
	So he just admitted that he's a pedo.
	Alright, let's do a quick little look at good old racism before we discuss the Proud Boys business.
	It's got a green screen in it.
	Black female.
	What other different Black woman?
	This is really inconvenient.
	Stop breaking!
	I have a dream.
	I have a dream.
	Oh, BlackBerry, Bam Bam.
	Whoa, BlackBerry, Bam Bam.
	New commercials out.
	White guy married to a black woman.
	Mixed kids.
	Something wants to get done, but he's too much of a pussy.
	He's a wimp.
	So what does a black man do?
	He jumps into the house and makes the white guy do it and then jumps back out the house.
	Flight alert.
	Hawaii?
	Can we go?
	Maybe.
	I'll put a request in Monday.
	Unnecessary action, hero!
	Was that necessary?
	No.
	Neither is missing this deal.
	With Paycom, vacation is yours to manage.
	Not to mention benefits, scheduling, payroll.
	It's HR in the palm of your hand.
	Oh.
	Ask your employer about PACOM and make the unnecessary unnecessary.
	Approved.
	Wait, what's...
	I don't quite understand that.
	Doesn't he look like an avatar?
	Like you choose black guy and then you choose pretty eyes and then you choose facial hair?
	Anyway, that's annoying.
	I noticed this guy was saying blackspaving badly is something that we didn't really know until the internet and social media, and now we're mortified to see it every day.
	And it makes him wonder what they were up to beforehand.
	If you want to pull that up, I just gave it away.
	We've seen videos of 50 people storming the Walgreens, stealing every hostess' snack bag, blah, blah, blah.
	Makes me wonder how long this has been going on and media just hid it from us.
	I think that's a really ignorant thing to say, and it doesn't look into the context of a lot of these.
	So I want to briefly do a green screen here and show you exactly what's going on in these videos you see.
	Hit it, green screen.
	This first clip here was a conservative who showed up, black conservative showed up to talk, to protest and to show his support for a Trump supporter who was killed by, well, sorry, beaten.
	Was she beaten to death?
	I don't know.
	She's beaten up by black liberals, which is basically all of them.
	Now, the story you're not getting with this is that the Trump supporter, the black Trump supporter who was attacked, was kind of a bitch and had been making threats to people, threatening their lives.
	And the beating she got, or he got, I don't even know, was self-defense.
	So this is not just a random beating of a black conservative from black people.
	This is a serious disagreement about the person he was defending and whether she was defendable.
	And we could do a whole show on that case.
	It was incredibly complicated.
	Let's just show a little bit of it here.
	Obviously it's the guy in the suit who's the conservative getting...
	He's the one that they don't like.
	Terrible fight.
	I've never seen black people fight so badly.
	Overhanding that overhand, right?
	We get a jab in there.
	Look at that.
	Pulling.
	Street fights always have those big haymakers.
	No one ever does a normal punch.
	So again, this just looks like random violence against Trump supporters, but it's actually a very nuanced disagreement about whether beatings are justified or not in this particular case.
	Holy fucking shit, bro.
	Holy fucking shit.
	Oh, fuck.
	Yo, we need to fucking get it.
	Oh, he got his skin tore off.
	Yeah.
	holy fucking shit, bro.
	You know, I found something unfortunate about my, There's this thing that happens called desquabation to the body.
	And basically, it's so fragile that if you were to touch it, the top layer of skin comes off, and then the black comes off.
	So basically, black people are just white underneath that top layer of skin.
	Right, but when those cuts heal, it's going to be black again.
	Well, yeah, but on.
	Isn't that the same with white people?
	I guess.
	But it's white.
	The second layer of your skin would be white, so you wouldn't really notice it.
	But as you can see here with this damage done to his skin, it's white.
	Weird.
	Fun facts from Ryan Katsu Rivera.
	Fun facts from Ryan Katsu Rivera.
	I didn't know you had a music set up for that.
	This was an interesting debate that went on with two groups of black people.
	One of them were supporting the...
	One half of the black people and people of color generally here were saying that this revolution in Iran going on right now with the burning of the burqas and the hijabs and everything is a fantastic step forward.
	The other half recognized that it's progress, but their contention is that it's some sort of a neocon psyop.
	We'll discuss this on tomorrow's show.
	So what you're really seeing here is a passionate battle between two perceptions of what's happening in Iran right now.
	And I love to see young people caring and excited about global politics.
	Did you hear that?
	Ayatollah Khomeini, one of them said.
	These types of debates get very heated very quick.
	You have to be careful what you're saying because...
	These are people that live thousands of miles away from them, and they're concerned about their future.
	They're concerned about feminism, about women's future, about Iran's future.
	One of them, I think, was, you can overhear him talking about how Iran's been through this before with the Cultural Revolution in, what was that, 79, 69?
	And they're scared to think of a repeat of this.
	This is a good thing about the internet and people following the news is you get this sort of global empathy where everyone cares about everyone.
	And I've got to say, the globalists predicted this and were a big part of it.
	Getting us to be all one, one group.
	We no longer are concerned about the hood and our family and everything.
	We're worried about Iran.
	All right, that seems to have settled down.
	Let's agree to disagree on that.
	I prefer arguments via email.
	Because you can just send your links and your thing, and there's no risk of violence.
	Here's an interesting one.
	So there's an Asian guy on a train, and he was talking to these black kids, and he was defending Mao.
	And their thing was like, what the fuck you talking about?
	80 million dead is cool with you?
	And he goes, the Great Leap Forward was a cultural revolution.
	We needed it.
	It was a reboot of our culture.
	We were stuck in the dynasty culture.
	And yeah, there's one billion of us.
	When there's a fight, when there's a major revolution, you're going to see people die.
	80 million isn't that much when you're looking at 1 billion.
	They said, that's what set them off.
	In many ways, they're a bigger defender of his people than he is.
	Yeah, that's what's crazy about this.
	These two kids care more about Chinese lives than he does.
	And he had a wine there that was called Mao's Surprise.
	I think it's just named after him.
	Obviously, it's not linked to the Mao regime.
	But that's what started the argument.
	I think they hit him with the bottle of Mao's Mao's, what's it called?
	Mao's surprise?
	Mao's surprise.
	He threatens them here, too.
	He says, kill me, hit me with the bottle.
	I'll take my hood off.
	I think the direct translation is surprise of Mao.
	Oh, yeah.
	Because it's Mao Tsing Chule.
	So it's of, chu is of.
	They said, I should smash this bottle.
	Why don't you drink American wine?
	Why are you glorifying a dictator?
	And then he goes, what about Mugabe?
	They go, we don't support Mugabe, you asshole, because we're black.
	You think we support, what do I support EDM in too?
	And then she comes in and she goes, I support EDM in.
	And then he's like, look, we're getting off track here.
	I support Mao.
	Lots of Chinese do.
	And he goes, you know what?
	Fuck you.
	And then he said, right there, he goes, you asked for it.
	And I think right here, the Chinese guy is like, wow.
	Maybe they have a point.
	They agreed after.
	Did they cut it off before they shook hands?
	I mean, it's...
	I guess that communist guy was right because he says, I bleed red.
	Yeah.
	Well, he's looking at the blood on the floor there, and he's thinking about the blood of his people.
	And he's like, those kids, that was a wake-up call.
	It's weird how sobering of a realization that was by alcohol bottle.
	Yeah.
	But these kids need to stick to the history books, stick to their academic debates, and they obviously are too hot-headed to discuss politics in public.
	Oh, this was a really interesting one in Wawa with a great ending.
	So in the Wawa chain, the sandwich makers are the least paid there.
	So they tried to form a union.
	Wawa laughed at them and Fired dozens and dozens of Wawa sandwich makers.
	It was like the Wawa West over there.
	And the local black student council at the local university were so furious.
	A lot of them are pro-socialist.
	I'm not a socialist, but I appreciate their passion.
	They were so angry at Wawa that they went in there yelling and fighting to try to talk to the executives, most of whom are black.
	And there's two executives from Wawa right here.
	These guys are trying to find them to yell at them, and they're throwing chips and stuff in case someone was hiding behind the chips.
	And then one of them says to the Wawa sandwich maker who was filming it, and she knows this is going to be worse for their imminent lawsuits.
	I think that is the chief financial officer, and that's the executive CEO's assistant.
	I'm not positive about that.
	And at the end of the brawl, she sort of reveals herself and says, you're going to make me a sandwich or what?
	Or just keep filming, which is a way of her antagonizing the enemy and saying, you know, we're not going to cave into your demands.
	So we've seen this in Detroit in the 50s and 60s.
	We've seen this in a lot of heavily unionized late.
	This is probably in Pittsburgh.
	Oh, no, this is in the Bronx.
	And I, again, I appreciate their passion.
	I wish it didn't have to get violent.
	Y'all all stupid.
	He's saying y'all stupid to the executives that are in front of him.
	Stupid.
	Broke.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	They're looking for the executives.
	They want a debate.
	It's sad how the media doesn't understand what's going on.
	think to ask questions.
	That's the financial officer.
	Guess she put the clipboard down?
	Yeah.
	She's not wearing a suit because it's a Saturday.
	Listen to that passion.
	I'm walking out here, bro.
	Did you hear what she said there?
	It was very muffled.
	she said are y'all gonna make sandwiches or just keep filming Yeah, so the financial officer knew that this riot was about him, and she said, go make me a sandwich, bitch.
	Incredible tension between unions and big-time CEOs.
	And I see both sides.
	You know, the CEO of Wawa probably makes like $5 million a year.
	Sandwich makers make below minimum wage.
	You see why there's hostility there.
	I don't think unions are the solution, but I understand.
	And then finally, this woman, there was a debate about abortion in the Bronx, and this woman was pro-choice.
	This woman was pro-life.
	She's a Christian.
	And her contention was the baby is a human being at birth.
	And she's saying, no, it's not.
	And she pointed out the law.
	This woman, I mean, rightfully, this is the law.
	She said in New York, this is in the Bronx, it's legal to have an abortion up until nine months.
	And then the woman said, you think that's justified?
	You think that's fair?
	And she goes, yeah.
	And she said, so you're okay with killing a baby at nine months?
	And she goes, yeah, I have.
	Now, she hadn't.
	She was bluffing.
	And the woman lost it.
	So this isn't really a feminist debate.
	This isn't a woman debate.
	This is about the ethics of human life.
	And I totally understand how a pro-lifer and a pro-choicer can get violent with each other because it's a debate about murder.
	So you get passionate.
	You know, you lose it.
	I would never advocate for bombing an abortion clinic.
	Please don't misinterpret what I'm saying.
	But you understand that the person who did that is under the impression that thousands of babies are being killed there.
	So in their mind, they're saving lives.
	That's how contentious this subject is.
	Now, luckily, this woman who was the pro-lifer got on to explain this.
	She narrates the fight, and you can see what's going on when she explains everything.
	And that caption to MBK, My Body, and then the MC for My Choice, they made a new character for it.
	It looks like a K. No, I believe that's My Body Knows.
	My Body, Yes, I'm sorry.
	My Body Knows all that Jackson shitshot.
	In the hood, they called Jackson shit shot all that media claptrap about pro-choice.
	Want to kill babies, she said.
	Right.
	And then the woman there, she goes, yeah, why don't you kill babies all the way down the stairs?
	Go get another abortion, she just said.
	Well, she's yeah, she's replicating.
	All right, you want to have an abortion?
	Like an at-home abortion is usually falling down the stairs, right?
	That old trophy.
	Wait, is that not the one with commentary?
	That one was a broken link, and I couldn't find the reality.
	Well, you'll just have to take my word for it.
	It was about abortion.
	She took one look and she told me no.
	I got a Wangford home and she hates me.
	I sleep outside because she makes me.
	Big bowl of the cocaine asked me breakfast.
	I try crack once.
	I just wanted to test it on a.
	All right, let's get to Proud Boys, the moment you've all been waiting for.
	Let's hit this MFN bumpy stador.
	Stand back, stand by.
	Proud boys boys.
	Proud boys.
	Proud boys.
	Somebody's got to do something about Antifa and the left.
	Antifa is an idea, not an organization.
	You got it, not malicious.
	Powerpoint, stand back.
	Stand by.
	It's a long-ass intro, man.
	Yeah, damn.
	Joe Biggs trial is coming up.
	Well, not now, probably in January, but relative to the time he's been in there for meandering.
	It's coming up.
	He's facing 22 years.
	Guy has two purple hearts.
	He's been blown up by IEDs twice.
	Lost all his benefits for the meandering.
	Went in there.
	Asked the cop where the bathroom is.
	Cop said, right over there.
	He went, pee.
	Came out.
	Cop said, could you get out of here?
	This is not cool.
	And he went, okay, and left.
	22 years for that.
	But you know what they'll do if I go to the trial, they'll have all these the worst quote of the show.
	Like, you said choke a training, choke a bitch.
	Yeah, I did say that.
	I said that right after we showed Antifa spitting in the faces of Trump supporters and then saying, you can't hit me, identify as a woman.
	And I said, if someone spits in your face, you should fight back.
	You should defend yourself.
	That's assault.
	No matter what they are.
	Guilty of one count of hyperbole.
	And the strange thing, of course, about the allegation.
	So what they're implying, I really meant was just fucking choke a tranny.
	Just go up to them on the street.
	No one says that.
	Maybe some weird gang.
	Motherfucker, you should go out and just fucking choke one of these faggots.
	Maybe.
	But normal people who have a show that people pay for, they don't say shit like that.
	It's a retarded allegation.
	And the fact that it makes it into a courtroom blows my mind.
	But it's also a reason why you gotta be not self-censoring, but you gotta have some trepidation.
	Somebody difficult trebitch.
	For example, my favorite example of this is a Drag Queen Story Hour.
	Please don't say Faggot.
	It's exactly what they want you to say.
	You're falling into a trap.
	Pete Buttigig was a trap.
	They don't like Pete Buttigig.
	He fucked up his mayoralship.
	He's a loser.
	But he's gay, and they put him in front of Trump saying, please say anything.
	Light in the Loafers would be good.
	Queer would be great.
	Pansy?
	We'll take anything.
	And he said, Alfred E. Newman.
	Perfect.
	And he also said Peepee Butt, which actually is his initials.
	His middle name is P something.
	So his name is P Pebtagig, or for short, Pee-Pee-Butt.
	Again, didn't take the fagbait.
	Oh, Fagbait are playing at Mercury Lounge if you guys want to check them out.
	This isn't exactly Proud Boys, but it sort of is.
	Tucker went to Sonny Barger's funeral.
	I mentioned this because I'm going to mention the Hells Angels in a second here.
	Fox News host pays tribute to Hells Angels founder and convicted heroin dealer Sonny Barger.
	And I got to say, Tucker, thank you for not dressing cool.
	How cringe would it have been if he had even a jean jacket on?
	Wouldn't that have been horrific?
	Oh my God.
	Or even a t-shirt.
	That would have been lame.
	But you'll notice with Tucker, like he hunts in suits.
	He wears a dress shirt to hunt.
	Go down to his speech.
	My name is Tucker Carlson.
	I flew from Maine to be here, which is at the other end of the country.
	And I flew for two reasons.
	One, I'm from California.
	I grew up here.
	I'm 53 years old.
	So I remember a different state.
	I almost never come back because it makes me sad.
	And standing here with all of you reminds me of the state I grew up in.
	I haven't smelled cigarette smoke in the state of California in 30 years, and I'm just so grateful to smell it.
	So thank you.
	And I'm not joking at all.
	So thank you to those of you who are smoking and persisting.
	Thank you to those of you who are going to the Stockton Gun Show in two days.
	God bless.
	I can't believe they still exist.
	I can't believe this California still exists.
	And I'm just really happy to see that it does.
	When I was a child, I lived in San Francisco, Los Angeles, and San Diego, so the whole coastal range of the state.
	And we'd be on the I-5 and the station wagon.
	We'd hear this noise.
	And every vehicle on the I-5, if you're over 50 and lived in the state, you know exactly, would get to the side as these chop eight hangers, you know, these hard-tailed bikes just come roaring up.
	And everyone was just, it intimidated the shit out of everyone on the freeway as the Hells Angels went by.
	But in respect, those guys are cool.
	And at the first opportunity I had when I was 19 delivering pizza, I bought a 1971 XLCH.
	And the reason I bought it was it had no juice box on the handlebars.
	And I remember the bikes of my childhood, which had no, I mean, obviously they had mechanical brakes, not hydraulic brakes, and I just loved the handlebars and the Hells Angels bikes.
	So you inspired me in my choice of motorcycles.
	I'm still a fan.
	But that's not why I came.
	I came because I never met Sonny Barger, but when he died, his letter to his wife and friends was released.
	And my college roommate, who was also a Harley-Davidson fan, sent it to me.
	We'd always been fans of Sonny Barger.
	But I didn't know what his personal views were apart from representing the club.
	And the letter, if I can just summarize it from memory, was always stand tall, stay loyal, which made me emotional reading it.
	Stay loyal, remain free, and always value honor.
	Stand tall, stay loyal, remain free, and always value honor.
	And I thought to myself, if there is a phrase that sums up more perfectly what I want to be, what I aspire to be, and the kind of man I respect, I can't think of a phrase that sums it up more perfectly than that.
	And I thought, that came from Sonny Barger, the famous outlaw biker that every mom in my neighborhood was scared shitless of as a child.
	That's Sonny Barger's.
	Why are we hearing that from the people who run the country?
	Why is it left to Sonny Barger to say, stand tall, stay loyal, remain free, and always value honor?
	The President of the United States should be saying that every single morning as he salutes the flag, but only Sonny Barger is saying it.
	And I thought to myself, I want to pay tribute to the man who spoke those words.
	And when I was invited to this funeral, I cleared my schedule and I thought, I don't care how hard it is to get from Maine to Stockton.
	I'm going and I'm here and I'm honored to be here.
	Thank you for having me.
	And I hope that you continue to represent those views.
	Amen.
	All right, so I know most people don't care about Proud Boys who watch this show, but every Proud Boy who watches it cares about Proud Boys.
	And sometimes announcements have to be made here because their website was taken down, Jan 6.
	I mean, they're called Terrace in Canada.
	None of this is justified.
	So we make announcements here as a courtesy because it's the only place that these announcements can be made.
	And it's the only place Proud Boys get a fair shake.
	So I spent last week like lots of hours.
	This is also why I was alone in Dallas.
	I spent all day on the phone trying to rectify this problem.
	I noticed at WestFest, there seems to be a massive split between what's called national and what's called standard.
	And it varies, 50-50.
	One of the guys that we're about to discuss says it's 20-national, 20 standard, and 60 don't want to get involved.
	Now, I've investigated these things before.
	I'm obviously fascinated by the club.
	I founded it.
	I support it.
	Out of the about 5,000 Proud Boys I've met around the world, I don't think I've met one I didn't like.
	Maybe one or two.
	Those are pretty good odds.
	And when there's bad guys, you talk to the bad guy, you talk to the person, and usually that club can figure it out.
	Often when there's a real bad guy, like someone stole money, they vanish.
	This guy, AG, will call him, I think stole a lot of money from Joe Biggs.
	He's not returning my calls.
	He doesn't want to talk.
	Last week, I talked to a guy named Dick Schwetz, and I said he stole from Zach Real, one of the J6 prisoners.
	That was very hasty of me.
	I've showed Zach's letter from prison, but I don't think Zach is well informed.
	And when you investigate these things, you know, you've got to be a real journalist and talk to both sides and ask for receipts.
	So I was wrong to accuse Dick Schwetz, that's his actual name, of stealing money.
	And one of the ways I know I was wrong is because when I called him, he said, call the cops, please, I beg you.
	And that's what Kale Hartman said when he's accused of beating his girlfriend.
	He's like, please, let's go to court.
	You didn't name me.
	This is Kale talking in the Kale case.
	So I can't defend myself.
	But I'd love to go to court and go through this.
	And Dick feels the same way.
	Now, other sides say they have proof.
	I got to go through that.
	I don't really have the time or the resource or the inclination.
	That's something an individual chapter should handle, which I guess they did.
	But it's possible some of these things are unfair.
	And that's something I wanted to get to.
	In the Hells Angels, you have someone like Maddie Odell, right?
	He's the president of the New Rochelle chapter.
	He's totally dedicated to the club.
	He goes all over the world, not just the country, but like Tokyo, Germany.
	He's going to all these international meetups, every funeral.
	And over time, they go, where's the rest of your chapter?
	Now, I have to speak carefully here so as not to get my legs broken, but it's possible that one of the reasons that his chapter wasn't there is they were not as ambitious as him.
	And that makes them look bad.
	So by him being such a hardworking Hell's Angel and being so involved in the club, that could also make the club look bad.
	So the club wants you out.
	So they vote.
	He's out.
	Hell's Angels disagree.
	I think Sonny Barger himself may have put in a word and said, this isn't right.
	But the club voted, and they wanted it, and the majority did.
	So that's the way it works.
	He had to remove his tattoos.
	He couldn't talk to a Hell's Angel ever again.
	And if you are rejected from that particular chapter, the only way to get back into the club is to reapply in one year after not talking to anyone, which I bet you never happens.
	So there's collateral damage.
	There's innocent men who go.
	I remember Lincoln said, if I could maintain the union without freeing one slave, I would do it.
	And I think of a manager of a store, if he's a great manager and he's cool, but people aren't getting along with him, you've got to find a new manager.
	Fit in or fuck off, as one of the guys we're about to talk about says.
	It sucks.
	So 99% of the time, when there's a major problem with a guy that I look into, it's pretty darn fixable.
	There was this guy, we'll call him Letter J, and he was VP of a chapter, and I was talking to both sides, and they said he's fucking up, he's doing bad shit.
	And I said, okay, what if that chapter has him step down?
	And they go, that would be cool with us.
	So they do that.
	And he says, yeah, okay, fine.
	That's usually how it goes with these people.
	But in this one case, after a week of investigating, talking on the phone, it seemed like it was just impossible to rectify this.
	And I've never seen this in the club before.
	In the seven years it's been around, I've never seen a situation where one guy was causing such intense division.
	A guy I like.
	And his buddy, who's seen as his sidekick, is also irrevocably incompatible with the club because they see him as the first guy by proxy.
	That's RR.
	I'm talking about.
	BJ is the main guy.
	So their contention is this guy, BJ.
	I don't want to get too into the dirty laundry, but they seem to think that he wants to take over the club and take it in a different direction.
	And it's funny when you talk to both sides.
	Both sides say the other side is racist and tolerates snitches and tolerates pedos and stuff, and both sides are wrong.
	But these are the allegations you get thanks to fucking Telegram and the Tower of Babel.
	It should be destroyed.
	The only time everyone should meet together is WestFest.
	And the fact that they're not together at Westfest drives me nuts.
	Like, you have a Batman convention in Vegas and not everyone is meeting at the same hotel in their Batman costumes?
	Wouldn't that be weird?
	You have a dentist convention and it's in four different hotels?
	We're pro-Vel Kilmer only.
	Yeah.
	We're cluny.
	Fuck you.
	You want to fight each other?
	So, much to my chagrin, this announcement has to be made.
	And it's two dudes, but really one dude.
	And I wish this wasn't so, but let's declare it, shall we?
	Do we got graphics for this?
	The gavel is spoken as of Monday, September 26, 2022.
	BJ and RR are out of the club.
	any chapter that retains them as a member is disavowed.
	BANG
	You're really slamming it there.
	Now, I talked to BJ about this, and I fought for R.R. for many hours, but the boys are autonomous, and they make their decisions on their own.
	And BJ said, What about my group after I leave?
	And I go, It just says that your chapter is just about if you're in it.
	Now, I think the beauty of this decision they come up with is you've got a massive civil war.
	Now it's just two chapters versus everyone else.
	Oh, I see.
	We've isolated the problem.
	Right.
	You see.
	If they stay in, it's just two chapters.
	Most chapters have like 30 guys.
	So we've gone from 2,500 versus 2,500 to 60 versus whatever.
	4,940.
	Yeah.
	So I think it's a win.
	It's sad it had to happen that way.
	Now, I also said to the other guys, well, what if one of these disavowed guys shows up to a party?
	And a standard guy shows up to a national party or something.
	And they said, we're not nuts about it, but as long as they don't do church, that's fine.
	Like the Hells Angels don't let you talk to anyone after you're disavowed.
	That's a biker gang.
	This isn't a gang.
	This is a drinking club.
	And if someone's disavowed, they can't go from one chapter to another.
	That's true of the Knights of Columbus.
	That's true of the Shriners.
	That's true of every club.
	And it makes sense that if someone gets disavowed, they just can't hop to the next one.
	So very, very unique situation with this guy, BJ.
	I've never seen it before.
	It's very strange that one person could cause such intense division.
	A likable guy, as far as I know.
	But then I'm a hippie.
	I love everyone.
	So let's see where this leads us.
	Could make things better, could make things worse.
	I'm all about unity.
	I want this club to be a unified club.
	Even after I die, I want it to continue and I want it to continue with the basic core values of Western chauvinism.
	Doesn't matter what race you are.
	No Nazis, no woman.
	It's a men's club.
	It's basically a young and active Knights of Columbus.
	I don't like all these rallies, but I understand you have to do political activism.
	If there's Drag Queen Story Hour in your community, you've got to go over there and say something.
	You can't let them groom kids.
	If there's a conservative female speaker like Ann Coulter doing a talk, you want to be there to make sure she's okay.
	Some guys disagree with me on this, too.
	I even said, like, what about Karen's, not Karen's, but like old boomer ladies who are anti-vaccine?
	They get preyed on by Antifa.
	And he said to me, yeah, maybe the normies could get their asses kicked for a while.
	We've been going to jail too long to defend them.
	Maybe they can see what it's like to deal with Antifa on their own for a change.
	That's a valid point.
	But I hope that this leads Standard and National to come together and gets the fly out of the ointment.
	But we'll see.
	Anyway, that's enough for people who have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about.
	Let's get to the mailbag.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	Consider it touched.
	That's what you want to add to the end of that?
	No.
	A line about my penis?
	Or my bag?
	The back.
	God, I haven't...
	That's sad.
	When did you last see your bag?
	I saw my bag not too long ago.
	Not too long ago.
	Wow, we got a lot of new ones since I checked it the mail a while ago.
	Newbie, newbie.
	Fly.
	I cannot believe I ought to tell you this, but he's referring to how young people used to speak in the 50s.
	I no more think of myself as old as I am as being fly.
	No, that's not what he means.
	But I do think I got that wrong.
	I think what he meant was, I don't think about how old I am the same way I don't think about what if I could fly.
	He wasn't comparing himself to a fly.
	I found it by the way.
	Somebody's 16, they're like, I would equally have loved to go on.
	What the fuck?
	I think that, just to play devil's advocate, he might be trying to isolate the players from all the execs who want to get pictures and stuff.
	True that.
	But I think what's going on with him is if you're a super racist dude and then you turn 80 and you start getting dementia, there's going to be a black lady, your nurse probably, you know, be like, get your fucking nigga pause off me, fucking black bitch.
	And they're like, Sammy, let's take it easy now.
	What the fuck?
	You should be shining shoot.
	It all comes out.
	The stuff that's in there.
	And I think, I believe he's a pedophile.
	And I think that in his dementia with his brain damage, the curtain accidentally doesn't come off or doesn't slide away.
	Like the hinges come off.
	The little shower curtain things pop off.
	And he just goes, you better say hi to me.
	I was 30.
	She was 13.
	We had some times.
	And she's good at keeping her mouth shut.
	It better stay that way.
	Mr. President, the mic's on and you're saying everything you just thought out loud.
	What?
	Come on, man.
	They somehow reconcile me with their stupidity.
	Let's do the Nazi fag one for no one.
	Nazi fags.
	The fucking hands kill me.
	Troy, one of the producers on Jim and Sam, is a proud butt boy.
	Is he?
	I think I know Troy.
	Troy is the guy who hangs out with Anthony and Keith sometimes.
	Super quiet guy with glasses.
	No.
	No, Troy is a tattooed guy, calmed hair, cool dude.
	He was telling a great story this morning about how a group of teenagers were butting in front of everyone at some sort of theme park.
	Troy wouldn't let them butt ahead of him, and this group of eight Latina cunts started threatening him.
	His Girlfriend threatened to call people to kick his ass.
	Troy and his girlfriend stood their ground and said, Fuck you.
	You want to fight?
	Let's go.
	He never did let them butt.
	I might have to get my butt boy badge renewed or revoked and then renewed.
	I was hungover.
	I hadn't slept.
	And there was a black woman who was sitting in front of me.
	And then she went to the back to get her thing from the overhead.
	And as I'm about to get up, she just zooms past me.
	And then another guy behind her just quietly did this.
	Now, they were seated in front of you.
	That's true.
	And we had a two-hour delay.
	And they had a, what is it, connection from New York that was bound to miss.
	Connections are an exception.
	Connections are exceptions.
	Although people lie.
	Yeah, yeah, of course.
	But I'm still a butt boy.
	And the fact that she was ahead of you is fine.
	Okay.
	But the other guy had no excuse except the connection.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	We'll take that up in Sharia.
	Okay.
	I still want to be a butt boy.
	I'm still proud of the club.
	I feel nothing.
	What do you mean?
	I don't know.
	I mean, I'd be sad if I was out of the butt boys.
	I'm that much of a butt-boy that if someone fucks up and they're gone, I'm just like, sorry.
	It's like the military.
	It's like being a Green Beret.
	But I got to admit, as a butt boy, which is 99% exiting the plane, I get uncomfortable now when it lands, even in first class.
	You can feel in the air it's comfortable.
	Yeah, I got my briefcase and I'm sort of leaning out there, like, don't fucking try.
	You know something that you can't stop is when it goes boom, boom, everybody stands up and you're like, well, easy, easy, easy.
	Hold.
	That's why you want to always get an aisle seat if you can.
	I got it.
	Because when you're fighting as a butt boy, I was an aisle.
	And you're in the window seated, you're like this.
	And if there's a pussy right there who's going to let someone bud, you're sort of like, buddy, don't fucking fail me.
	Yeah.
	Buddy, B-U-T-T Y. We're representing our row.
	Buddy.
	A chip buddy.
	I don't feel comfortable going through these things I haven't watched yet.
	Let me know if I should engage.
	I have it open.
	Don't engage.
	You know what?
	Let's just do purple hearts.
	Okay.
	Dear Gavin Rai, two things.
	One, we conceived our children on Thanksgiving and Father's Day.
	Our children are perfect, much like your theory.
	So on last Friday on the four-hour super show, I broke down all of astrology based on when your parents conceived you.
	Not of you, but actually made you.
	And that defines your personality more than some bullshit star sign.
	Some guy sent me like a four-page thing defending astrology and talking about the stars.
	Like I'm going to read that?
	Here's his second point, 60 Minutes aired an interview Sunday with the head of the cyber part of the Jan 6 investigation, Denver Rigaman.
	What is that name?
	Denver Riggelman.
	He explains that someone called one of the rioters from inside the White House.
	That's the big tagline there propagandizing.
	Now, I've seen this line, and it's Jeremy Raskin with the worst hair in the history of politics, right?
	And he says, the White House was communicating with rioters.
	And rioters were communicating with the White House.
	Doesn't that guy look like a Berenstein bear?
	That one?
	No, the black guy.
	Oh, let me see.
	Looks like a bear.
	And so the implication that they're doing, the allegation that Jeremy Raskin is doing, is it Jerry?
	Jamie Raskin.
	Jamie Raskin.
	His implication is that Trump people were there in the White House going.
	Okay, how's it going?
	You guys in yet?
	All right, good.
	So I need you to storm through their front.
	All right, now go into Congress and just start fucking kicking the shit out of everyone.
	So what's his name?
	Biden doesn't get elected.
	Okay, tell me where you are.
	Where are you right now?
	Meanwhile, it's like, check it out.
	I got a landline.
	Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
	Hey, Ryan, guess where I'm calling you from, fuck.
	Where's that?
	In the White House.
	That's crazy.
	Yeah, I just walked by Nancy Pelosi's deck.
	Some stoner stole a podium.
	It's fucking nuts, man.
	Where are you guys?
	Up front.
	You're what?
	We're up front.
	Oh, okay.
	Can we go in?
	Are you starving?
	I'm fucking dying.
	I am hungry.
	Hold on one second.
	Yeah, we're going.
	One second.
	Hello?
	All right, I'm going to come out.
	Hold on.
	You're coming out?
	Yeah, don't go too.
	Oh, go by the monument.
	Hold on, somebody else call me.
	Wait, wait.
	Never mind.
	All right, let me just.
	Ah, shit.
	Hello?
	That's in the January 6th Committee.
	Pathetic.
	He knows this because all the data from every single person in the area that day, texts, calls, video, has been collected up, and he's in charge of the team that is analyzing it.
	My point is, shouldn't we, the people, be asking why they can collect all that data for the Jan 6 committee to prosecute, but they won't use the data to clear up cases for the Jan 6 prisoners?
	We all know that would close a majority of those cases, and our boys and the MAGA Mimi grandmas would walk free.
	By the way, what happened to Trump saying he's paying for these trials?
	I talked to Joe Bigg's lawyer this morning.
	The guy's broke.
	There's no more money.
	I think we put up his give saying go and we've raised like five grand out of what's needed about infinity grand.
	Did I send you that most recent one?
	Let me see.
	I want to make sure we get the right one.
	It's a give, send, go.
	We've shown it before.
	I mean, I get the feeling that everyone who's donated is going to donate.
	I don't mean to sound like a bummer.
	But if you got some money, I hereby, what's this, September 15th?
	I hereby validate this, and I'm making sure it comes right from the lawyer.
	So it is give, send, go.
	Yeah, it's the one we keep showing.
	SSGBDF.
	$5,000 raised.
	You'll know you're at the right one if it's $5,000 raised out of the goal of $250K.
	the big thing they need money for is to fly down experts.
	But, you know, with Max and John, Max had a cheap lawyer that was the one that was assigned to you, and he just ended up paying him to stay.
	And then John Kinsman's family's middle class, he had normal money and he spent like 50 grand.
	They got the exact same sentence.
	So I know this sounds terrible, but I'm inclined to think that the decision is already made.
	And you can have the $3 million lawyers or just the guy that comes with the court.
	And you're going to get, I think they have Nick Ox's sentence right here.
	Same with Joe, same with Ethan, same with Zach.
	That's the kind of thing that Proud Boys should be focusing on, by the way, is raising money for these guys as lawyers, writing them letters, keeping them positive in there.
	And not getting them involved in things like what Dan Schwetz did.
	As we learned from Maddie, the worst thing about prison is, or sorry, the worst angle, the thing that kills you in prison is if you're trying to fix the outside world.
	You have to forget the outside world and focus on what's in here.
	And he talked about a cellmate of his who kept trying to get custody of his kids and making sure she didn't move too far away from the prison.
	And he was always talking to lawyers about it.
	And his hair was falling out.
	Like, you just can't do that.
	You got to focus on the world inside because that's the world you live in.
	Okay.
	Getting kind of hot in here.
	I'm so glad summer is over.
	I looked at the weather for the week and I saw a bunch of 60s and 70s and I was like, thank you.
	Fudge.
	How about Texas, man?
	96 degrees.
	I love it.
	By the way, I started watching because my son wanted to, Jeffrey Dahmer.
	We had to stop it.
	It got too depressing.
	We went to the basement and started lifting weights, which is one of the funnest things I've ever done.
	Lifting weights with your boy.
	It's sick.
	It's awesome.
	Just talking about stuff, spotting your son.
	It's great.
	But I can tell it's going racial.
	And if we recall, Jeffrey Dahmer was obsessed with his legacy and his reputation, and he called the documentarians when they were doing one of the many, there's like 50 documentaries about him.
	But he said, look, I killed black people because I lived in a black neighborhood.
	I'm not racist.
	Okay, but you are a cannibal?
	Well, yeah.
	That's fine.
	I just don't want to be known as a racist.
	But of course.
	I'm a gay cannibal, but not a racist.
	Yeah, a gay cannibal.
	But Netflix is doing the Jesse Jackson thing, and they're making it all about how black people get killed and no one cares.
	Classic woke movie, it's too bad because it's really well, it's so well-acted that you have to turn it off because it's gross.
	Isn't it crazy?
	You could definitely wear like a Dahmer shirt or like Ted Kaczynski shirt, and people would just be like, oh, they're edgy.
	And then if you wear like a Donald Trump shirt, it's a big deal.
	Not in Texas, but.
	No, that's a good point.
	Here in New York City, if you wear a mega hat, you're getting kicked out of the bar.
	We used to do it all the time just for fun.
	But if you wore a Manson John Wayne Gacy clown shirt, no problem.
	They'd be like, wow, this guy is crazy.
	Yeah.
	Hillside Strangler.
	Scott Peterson even.
	Right.
	Harvey Weinstein.
	But you wear one Jared Fogel hat and everybody thinks you're an asshole.
	I had some time with my teenage boy last night, so I was trying to like, I don't know, bond with him.
	And he wanted to watch American Psycho.
	And I was just like, no, it's gay.
	Over-stylized movie.
	I'm not in the mood.
	I go, but let's check out Pulp Fiction or Face Off, Nicholas Cage.
	So we start Face Off, and he's like, I don't want to watch a movie that's so bad it's good.
	And I go, okay, you just cut out 7,000 movies that rule because they suck.
	That's true.
	So then I put in Pulp Fiction, and he got bored of that too and left.
	But I was watching it, and I noticed it was executive produced by Harvey Weinstein.
	And I'm looking at Uma Thurman.
	Quentin Tarantino was obsessed with her feet.
	That's why her feet are always in movies.
	And I just got a vibe.
	And the vibe I got was that she let Quentin Tarantino's ugly fucking madam puppet face, fuck her, for the roles.
	Because she's an okay actor and pretty okay looking.
	She had a great career.
	And she sucked off Harvey Weinstein.
	I could just feel it when I watched her move around.
	And she just made the business decision in her mind of it'll be a gross 20 minutes with Quentin, disgusting 10 minutes with Harvey.
	Maybe she didn't actually suck his penis, but like he licked her tits as he beat off.
	And then she like touched him or let him kiss her as he jerked off on her leg or something.
	I don't think anyone could actually fuck Harvey Weinstein, but I don't know.
	But anyway, I really got a strong feeling in my gut that she had sex with Harvey and Quentin.
	And that's gross.
	I know this is kind of outdated by this point, but Terminalist is such a great show.
	I believe, is it a sign?
	Have you seen?
	Break your silence.
	Oh, silence, huh?
	Damn.
	Looks like somebody is correct.
	Why don't you break your silence on Quentin Tarantino sucking your toes while he jerked off?
	Yeah, why don't you fart in his face, break your butt silence right on his old schnazen?
	So we were talking about Terminalist.
	Have you seen it yet, dude?
	Come on.
	Not yet.
	You're gay.
	The show?
	I've not seen it.
	No, the salad recipe.
	It could be a sign that PC shows are on a downfall.
	Yeah, maybe, but I don't think Netflix will ever give up.
	I think Amazon Prime might be going, okay, Netflix has the woke shit.
	I'll do this.
	Even my wife, who gets mad at me every time I say something remotely racist, will not watch a show or movie if a black person is a main character.
	She just knows that it's going to be bad.
	Which is, in my opinion, not a good thing because back in the day, I didn't look at it like that.
	Man on Fire with Denzel Washington was one of my favorite movies, and I'm sure there are good movies with black leads.
	I just don't want to waste my time, so I avoid all black movies now.
	Yeah, that's like what I was saying about my son with these stupid reading lists.
	They just turned off books for an entire generation.
	His entire group of kids just go, books are gay.
	They're about homo shit.
	They ruined black entertainment.
	Cat Williams, one of the funniest guys ever.
	And then he got political after Trump and I was like, fuck you.
	Really?
	Funny bass.
	I remember he came out with that video where he was like, just like, I want to talk about racism.
	Or whatever the fuck and Trump.
	Yuck.
	Like, you stink.
	That scene where Reese blows that dude's brains out on the steps of his building was super epic.
	Epic.
	Take it easy, boys, and keep finding the good fight.
	When I had Terminalist on Amazon Prime, I'll say it.
	It was like a fun treat at the end of the day.
	The wife and kids would go to bed, and I just pour myself a small bourbon and sit in GazTab and just watch it.
	And it was like a fun little thing at the end of the day.
	You like having a show, right?
	I think I'm all done having a show, so I have no spots for shows.
	Should I re-watch Sopranos again or pick up Terminalist?
	We'll find out.
	Pick up Terminal List.
	Maybe I'll pick up Terminalist.
	I don't have a show now.
	It was Snow Piercer.
	Reacher was pretty good, too.
	Mine was Snow Piercer, but they won't let me watch the last episode.
	I literally bought the whole season.
	They're like, oh, you can't watch the last episode.
	I started the new season of What We Do in the Shadows.
	I didn't enjoy it as much.
	Maybe I'm over it.
	But try Reacher.
	It's almost as good as Terminalist.
	But if anyone has any suggestions, I'm homeless right now.
	Dude, I saw a compilation of that guy from What We Do in the Shadows.
	I'll see if I can find it.
	It's the funny.
	That is very funny.
	You mean the short guy?
	What's his name, Matt?
	The main guy.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, he's one of the funniest people on earth.
	I literally wish I could find him.
	Are you talking about the montage where he goes up to a woman?
	No, where he says things where he's like, I'm not going to do this a fucking Ohio Mississippi.
	Just weird things.
	New York guy.
	New York sitter.
	Yeah.
	I got a fucking.
	What the fuck's his name?
	Matt Toby?
	I think he had a show called The Box.
	By the way.
	Thanks for the special guest also.
	We didn't mention that he went up.
	Yeah, he went up.
	He went up.
	Got naked.
	We may show that on the site.
	We may not.
	We've recorded everything.
	That's right.
	But I'm not going to cannibalize the live shows by showing it.
	So we'll see.
	So funny, so true.
	Pay for it later or something.
	All right.
	Are you done with all your stupid things that you say that come out of your mouth?
	Well, you agreed to the last one, but yes.
	So do you promise to watch Terminalist and then Reacher?
	Reacher, not so much.
	But Terminalist.
	I don't know.
	That guy bores me.
	The fucking John Krasinski?
	No, that's not that.
	That's not?
	No.
	That's Jack Reacher.
	Reacher is the guy.
	He's a giant beast.
	And he goes to a small town and starts investigating his brother's murder.
	And then he realizes that the town may or may not be about to give it away.
	Yeah, I could feel it.
	He starts uncovering some serious crime.
	Gotcha.
	Oh, cool.
	Maybe I'll watch it.
	That's all just on Amazon Prime?
	Yes.
	All right.
	No one to Shabbs.
	All right, let's get to the final video.
	I meant to do a short show, but this is damn long.
	I meant to do a short show.
	One last thing I just want to say about this Proud Boy stuff.
	I hope their decision means that Standard and National can unite.
	Yes.
	Because the two guys that were preventing that, for better, they weren't doing that.
	They weren't trying to prevent it, but it was happening.
	Are gone.
	So hopefully that means a unity.
	And I know I heard from other guys saying, well, this is just you randomly pick people off from the opposite side.
	And this is the beginning of the end, and you're just going to keep knowing.
	This is a very unique case.
	As I say, in seven years, I've never seen something where one person was causing so much division.
	As far as like the other little cases where one side is mad at that guy or the whole club is mad at this guy because he drove drunk or whatever and there was kids in the car, that kind of thing.
	Those are all fixable little problems.
	This is the first time one person has become a national issue.
	All right.
	This is a cool thing that I want to get.
	Although it doesn't really snow much here in New York.
	But this, I wish I had this in Canada.
	Look how fucking fun this looks.
	So first you get it on your front tires.
	Calik.
	I assume those rubber things there are what you used to wrap around.
	The tire.
	The tire still has to be able to move, though.
	Yeah.
	Look at this shit.
	Up on the curb in your AF Tam.
	What a cool invention.
	What a weird final video to end with.
	It's a little too short for a final video.
	All right, folks.
	So what's our next show?
	Chicago?
	Chicagi, baby.
	What is that?
	When is that?
	Let's just see.
	No, Chicago.
	It's October 20.
	He's covering it with the mic.
	28th.
	October 28th.
	Yeah.
	Wait a minute.
	That's in four days?
	I thought it was October 20th.
	No, that's.
	Sometimes my phone says no SIM card installed.
	Huh.
	I don't know.
	This part of the show feels like an acid trip.
	It really does seem so.
	Let's end it then.
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

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