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Sept. 29, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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	I'm gonna steal a chance for you.
	What do you do?
	Excuse me!
	I'm gonna steal a chance for you.
	He has the bridge.
	We got some backing backs in here, everybody!
	We got some backing backs in here.
	I'm in fire, we got the side.
	That it is, but it is.
	That's getting me head of the ground.
	You can't let the stars compared me high.
	Forget the hurts to make a dead.
	I've got night lines, good signs.
	You can never wanna live.
	You're fine.
	Yes, I'm fighting.
	That's my life.
	Yes, I'm fine.
	Do it.
	Hey, hey, hey.
	Hey, hey, hey.
	I know.
	Don't be fine.
	When I'm back in bed.
	Way in the back of the neck, you're running with a bullet of a power pay.
	I'm in a fan, with a game.
	You gotta catch me on the game.
	When I'm back in the face, get in the face.
	Body gonna get me on the nutty bed.
	You can be out, I can stick in my pain.
	Get out of my way, look at the pain.
	You feel me?
	I'm gonna fail.
	You're from me.
	Hey, hey, hey.
	Hey, hey, how's my fucking life?
	What about you?
	We'll be right back.
	We'll be right back.
	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
	I got two weapons.
	I want a gun.
	I got two weapons.
	I got two weapons.
	Ravens.
	Hello, folks.
	Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn Live.
	Every Thursday night we do it live.
	Fuck it.
	We're doing it live.
	And we've got Syl.
	Abbreviated Sylvia over there on the couch.
	How are you doing, Syl?
	Good, good.
	What was that, Maddie?
	I don't see you on your desk.
	In a black case?
	Maddie O'Dell, of course, co-host of the show.
	Here every Thursday.
	This is one of two shows he does.
	He also does Maddie's Shitty Little Kitchen, wherein last episode we had some eggplants.
	I don't mean African Americans.
	Rolling teeth.
	It was awesome.
	That was real good.
	As you know, this show is free to the public, which is strange because you'd think you'd make a free show like every other show so people could see what the shows are like.
	But this show is nothing like any other show during the week.
	It is a unique show.
	Sylvia is never here.
	Maddie's never here.
	We don't have the super chat that we do where we raise money for the two proud boys, Max and John, who beat up Antifa for 17 seconds.
	And we don't take calls on other shows.
	So you're actually not hearing a very typical show.
	But that was Private Function is the name of the band.
	The song was, I Wish Australia Had Its Guns Again.
	I've got a good friend on the West Coast who said, it would mean a lot to me if you would play MC Hammer's Pray as the intro to the show.
	We've been friends for a long time.
	I'm not asking for much.
	And I'm going through some stuff in my life right now.
	And Praying has helped me.
	And I know it's a corny song, whatever.
	But I think it would be cool if you would come out to that song comment.
	Yes.
	And then I said, uh-huh.
	And then he goes, I don't want to push it, but if you had MC Hammer pants, I think that would be funny.
	You do a funny dance, and then you do the song Pray by MC Hammer.
	And I said, uh, no.
	Hurtful.
	No, I'm not doing that.
	You got to put boundaries around yourself.
	Like today at the bar, my buddy James was making a joke about my wife hitting on him.
	And I ruined the mood by going, I don't like those jokes.
	Kids, wife, no.
	He said, I didn't say anything about your kids.
	I go, I know.
	I'm just telling you, those are the four people that can't be in your jokes.
	Otherwise, go bananas.
	Parameters, folks.
	And isn't Pray a shitty song anyway?
	Doesn't MC Hammer suck balls?
	This was a really peak garbage time for American media.
	I blame cocaine.
	We were so high on Coke that everything was awesome.
	Imagine liking that stuff.
	Is that why you wore those pants?
	I was hoping for an excuse.
	It's sort of like when you see someone look like a complete fag on the street and I catch myself mouthing the words, please be gay.
	Please be gay.
	Not because I want to fuck him, but because if he's gay, then I can write him off as a homosexual and it's not part of our world.
	But if it's a straight guy dressed like that, that hurts me.
	Nazi fags.
	That dance is way harder than I thought it would be.
	Yeah, well, you're not on cocaine.
	That's true, but I mean like...
	Probably a lot.
	I did come from the streets of Oakland.
	Don't tell me on figure, because it's depending on how much you have, right?
	Elon Musk could bet $10 million doesn't mean anything.
	Nicole.
	Percentage of your savings.
	I would bet like 1% of my savings, maybe?
	Well, 1% of 0 is 0.
	I don't have any savings.
	How are you doing over there, Sylvia?
	Good, good.
	Would you like any cocaine?
	Well, you gotta be in the mood.
	You're not in a cocaine mood?
	I'm in an alcohol mood.
	Do you want a beer?
	We have beer.
	No, no.
	Do you want to do heroin?
	No.
	Heroin puts you to sleep.
	It's more of an afternoon kind of deal.
	Yeah.
	I like doing heroin at breakfast with my eggs.
	Have you ever done cocaine?
	Yeah, twice.
	What was the climate?
	Like I said, the first time I snorted it, it sends you way up to heaven, and then it sends you way down to the pits of hell.
	So to go from feeling wonderful to feeling like a low life to feel like shit is not my cup of tea.
	And the second time I did it, he put it on his genital, and I put it on my private area.
	Hopefully that we could have sex for one Or two hours non-stop without stopping.
	But all it did was numb our private parts.
	It did nothing like the book with Harold Robbins, The Carpet Baggers.
	So that was a waste of good cocaine.
	And what year was that?
	Oh, my God.
	Maybe 30 years ago.
	Okay.
	90s.
	Late 80s.
	90s?
	90s, Coke genitalia?
	I was probably doing the same thing around the same time in the same area.
	99.
	So bigger in my 40s.
	And where were you snorting it?
	When was that?
	In the motel room.
	You say that like I'm dumb for not knowing.
	What motel room?
	Where was it?
	Where and when?
	I think it was the Bronx, I think.
	Okay.
	I can't remember.
	Ryan, I'm getting crazy skips with her.
	Is that just my monitor?
	I'm noticing that.
	Let me unplug that device and then plug it back in.
	Her camera?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	And while you do that, well, actually, no, wait until we do this first read.
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	Wait a minute.
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	Isn't that the ad sales guy's owned company?
	Oh, that's just where he mailed this from.
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	Sylvia, you don't want to smoke marijuana because of your lung problems and your smoking problems, right?
	Right.
	But why don't you take a Shell Shock CBD and get some of that THC to help you relax?
	Maybe.
	Okay, so we'll leave you some when I drop you off tonight.
	All right.
	There we go.
	How are you doing over there, Maddie?
	I'm all right.
	Okay.
	Relaxed.
	Feeling good.
	Getting ready for the surgery next Thursday?
	Now, can Ryan look this up?
	I bet there's a 3D CGI of what they're doing.
	They're sticking a rod.
	Every time you tell me these operations, my mind is blown.
	They stick like a fucking guitar amp cord up your crotch.
	Yeah, like a catheter.
	So does it go, it goes next to your balls?
	Yeah.
	Okay, that's it.
	Last time, last year, I went through both thighs in my jugular vein.
	So I went in three places.
	But this one, I believe, is only one.
	So it'll go in through my femoral vein and up into the right side of my finger.
	Does it go up your femoral?
	Inside your femoral vein?
	It goes inside the vein.
	Yeah.
	Call me old-fashioned, but if you penetrate a femoral artery, does it not bleed everywhere?
	I've had it where they've gone in through the arteries before, but this one they're going through the vein, which isn't like arterial blood.
	It doesn't squirt out.
	It's returning blood.
	But what happens is that you have to go into the right side of the heart and then punch a hole from the right to the left with a big needle.
	That's all in this one tube.
	Yeah.
	And I assume there's a camera in the tube, too.
	Well, they have to like shave my whole back and legs because they put like these like silver stickers, I guess, because they do like fluoroscopy and like active x-rays.
	And they do it live and they watch it on the screen.
	No, they do like, it's like live x-ray.
	I think it's called fluoroscopy.
	So they go.
	So there isn't a camera on the tube.
	No.
	Maddie, why is it?
	I've never seen you look so good.
	Your eyes were gleaming with happiness tonight.
	I've never seen you look so good.
	Thank you.
	She's singing a song from the situation you find exciting, thrilling, and a new journey through your veins is better than Coke, huh?
	Whoa.
	Hey now.
	There we go.
	But yeah, it's.
	Was Ryan showing the right video?
	That was the umbrella thing.
	Yeah, this is the left atrial.
	That's called the left atrial appendage, that little thing that goes down like a cone.
	See, what it is is...
	Or you already had one of those?
	No, no, this is going inside to block off that atrial appendage.
	Oh, my.
	And then skin grows over it.
	So who invented that?
	Was it invented in Africa, this technology?
	Mugabe.
	Mugabe, Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe invented it.
	You just like it because a woman nurse is massaging your balls.
	Oh, they got a standard.
	How many shape it is?
	Is a female nurse going to shave your balls?
	Oh, yeah.
	That's how I met.
	My mother.
	Whoops.
	Yeah.
	They shave me front, back, and the whole genital area.
	I've been fanatically checking the World Wide Web to see evidence of this Hurricane Ian because I didn't think it was real.
	I thought it was a false flag.
	And Alex Jones backed me on that.
	Uh a lot of the times they use movie sets to make a hurricane look worse.
	They'll speed up the photography of normal wind and make it look like crazy wind.
	But I gotta say, doing my research, I think this hurricane may actually have been real, yes.
	Beloved Fort Myers Pier vanishes after Hurricane Ian Tsunami Surge swept through the city, along with hundreds.
	They say hundreds are dead.
	And I put together, I don't know, I kind of like the porn of this kind of shit.
	I couldn't figure out why God did this.
	We know why he did monkeypox and AIDS, but we couldn't figure out why he did Florida.
	And then we realized, oh, because of Disney.
	He blew up Florida because of Disney.
	So I think a class action suit is in order.
	You made God mad with your faggotry.
	By the way, Ryan, what are you going to do as your baby gets older and wants to do Disney?
	You know Disney's done, right?
	You can't be a good dad and feed them that shit.
	Well, it's a tough decision, I suppose.
	I mean, but what isn't dominated by the satanic?
	It's pretty much everything.
	I'm going to feed your daughter Satan.
	I bet Nathan Fielder with his great show.
	He's probably Antifa secretly or something.
	Okay, so.
	I guess Nathan Fielder's off as far as giving your baby entertainment.
	How about Krass's music?
	Wait, we're talking about like when she's two, Dora the Explorer type of age.
	Yeah, it's...
	I mean, Steven Universe and Dora the Explorer.
	Oh, Cartoon Network is out.
	Literally all the cartoons.
	Door's not bad.
	Dora's not that bad.
	I'm sure they've done some LGBT something.
	No, I used to watch that with my daughter.
	Well, it was cool a long time ago.
	I think it's all bad.
	I think you've got to abandon Disney ship soon.
	Luckily, you brought her there where she will have zero recollection of the entire trip, and it was a complete waste of time.
	Thank God.
	That is true.
	So let's just, I mean, over the course of the show, let's just sort of breeze through these.
	I've compiled quite a few.
	Is that the first one I gave you?
	Yeah.
	That pier's gone.
	You know what I was thinking, too, looking at this stuff?
	Anyone who knows anything about construction knows when you have a flooded house that's like second floor or even the entire first floor, what is there of value?
	There's the studs and the roof.
	Electrical's gone.
	Plumbing, I guess, might be okay.
	The drywall's toast.
	And a roof is like, what, 30 grand?
	I mean, you just might as well bulldoze the entire area.
	Like, none of that is salvageable.
	No.
	Those boats are all toast.
	Everything you're looking at is irredeemably toastified.
	Yeah.
	Billions of insurance money.
	Bye-bye.
	That one doesn't have his roof.
	Home to mommy.
	Those are all garbage.
	Like, bulldoze them.
	Rebuild that entire area from scratch.
	Oh, my God.
	Look at those cars.
	Dude, why were those cars there?
	This is what I keep thinking about.
	I understand why those homes were there, but the boats, as Maddie pointed out earlier, that must be some Jewish lightning where you thought, I'm sick of this boat.
	I'm going to leave it here and get the insurance.
	Oh, yeah.
	Because you could have got up to fucking Mobile, Alabama, Tallahassee.
	You could have gone north.
	You could have put it on a tractor and got the fuck out of Dodge.
	I'm sorry to blame the victims, but what are you doing there?
	I had a big fight with my wife during Katrina because I said, get the fuck.
	I have no sympathy for them.
	Why are they there?
	She goes, some of them can't afford to get out.
	I go, they can't afford a bus ticket?
	She goes, no, not even that.
	And I go, okay, walk.
	Walk all day.
	There's a guy with his boat trying to outrun the storm.
	How long can the average person walk in one hour?
	Four miles an hour.
	Right, four miles an hour, right?
	You walk for eight hours.
	You just walked 32 miles.
	We're good.
	You're not near Ian anymore.
	It's true.
	My uncle Ian has had a lot of failed marriages, so a lot of women have learned not to be near Ian.
	The whole concept that it's the result of climate yawn, which is what we are calling climate change starting today, is preposterous.
	This is a one in a 500-year storm.
	Look at this cool graphic from the weather channel.
	These guys are not wasting our money however they get our money.
	Our ad money.
	I know Florence is going to bring one to three feet of inundation across many locations.
	Get out of there, dude.
	It can definitely stall cars out.
	He's really short compared to that fire hydrant.
	Why is he so tiny?
	Yeah, it's going like barely to his belly button.
	It can definitely stall cars out.
	You can carry cars away.
	And certainly flood many of the lower-level constructions.
	But we know Florence is also going to bring water rises well above that, perhaps up to six feet.
	Now, six feet of water.
	I like the music, too.
	That carries large objects in it, like cars, for example, that can act like battering rams and enhance the damage that would otherwise be.
	And also, we know that can flood the lower levels of many structures.
	We also know that Florence is going to carry with it likely storm surge well above that, perhaps nine, ten feet, maybe more.
	Weatherman, where are you?
	Piranhas.
	One-story buildings and structures leading underwater certainly pose a risk to many.
	There are very few places that are safe where the water rises this time.
	So please, follow the advice.
	Yes, Moses, the weatherman, can hold that all back.
	And of course, apparently we were learning today that when you're in these floods and you're in that water, you die because of all the debris.
	It's a meat grinder.
	The broken two by fours and nails and everything.
	That's what's you can survive Water.
	It's called a water slide.
	That's fine.
	It's all the junk that's cutting you and jabbing you and pulling you under.
	Stuff to get stuck on?
	And the sharks.
	The shark.
	That's in my notes.
	I lived in Florida in the 60s before there was a big deal about climate change.
	So one night I was working in the hotel.
	It was in the summer.
	Anyway, the next, it was Hurricane Cleo.
	The next day, I walked with my fiancé to the beach in Miami Beach around 23rd and Collins.
	And to show you, and that wasn't even a super bad hurricane, the palm tree uprooted and was laying on the sand in the beach, okay?
	Just to show you the power of wind.
	The power of wind.
	That was like Hurricane 2 in Force.
	Wait, wait, this was a big one.
	Was it all Hispanics back then in the 60s, like it is today?
	No, not in Miami Beach.
	No, there weren't.
	And before I left, I lived in Miami Beach eight years.
	They put in the hotels one black man as a maintenance and one black female as a maid.
	That was it.
	The good old days.
	And then if you worked on Miami Beach, didn't matter who the hell you were, what kind of job, you needed a police card.
	And they called us northerners from New York.
	They called us snowbirds.
	That's still going strong.
	Look at these actually scary winds.
	One, two.
	What are they, 500 miles an hour or some shit?
	Yeah.
	I think four was 150 miles sustained.
	Yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	See, sometimes it's bullshit what they have these reporters do, and they have to ham it up.
	But this one's real.
	I mean, you get hit with a tree.
	It's real.
	I'm just going to come in here for a second.
	Oh, Fried, I got to send you this.
	What's up?
	Don Lamond has been subjected to this bullshit.
	Like, when you see a reporter doing shit like that, you go, all right, you just started.
	People, you got to pay your dues, right?
	And I appreciate that.
	But if Don Lamon is doing it, the guy who used to have his own show, they're clearly trying to, I think they're trying to bully him out.
	Make him quit so he can't sue for racism.
	Just demote him to the bottom.
	Maybe they'll just leave.
	Well, when you see a cop who's been in the force for 15 years or even five, and he's doing traffic, you go, oh, you fucked up, but you're being punished.
	You pissed on someone's shoes.
	Yeah, Don Lamont pissed on someone's shoes.
	And he's there in these storms reporting.
	And you could just, like, he's been eviscerated twice in the past week.
	He said to that woman, the royal family should pay reparations.
	And she said, yes, they should pay it to the British merchants that tried to stop the slave trade.
	And then he also got eaten alive again.
	Oh, yeah, when he said to some weatherman, this is climate yawn, right?
	And the guy goes, no, no, no, no.
	This has been around forever.
	Don't try to make this about climate change.
	On Don's show.
	So he was humiliated.
	And then look where he is today, folks.
	That's Lemon.
	Don Lamon has been relegated to waiters and hurricanes.
	No more desk job for you, Donnie.
	You've got to fucking get deep into the flood and talk to people about how horrible it is there.
	He has an intern's job.
	And even put his name on the screen.
	Yeah.
	Just a guy.
	And I bet he's digging his heels in.
	He's like, I'll fucking eat shit on air.
	I'm not leaving.
	This is Sharia.
	He's doing Sharia.
	That reminds me, by the way, of seeing him.
	Remember Anderson Cooper?
	Where we made, this is 1-6.
	We made fun of him.
	I forget this particular tragedy.
	Actually, go to the Washington Blade, 1-7.
	So he's shooting there.
	His team is up on a hill, and he's down lower.
	So he chooses to be in a ditch to film, right?
	Now, Anderson Cooper debunks this myth.
	The only way it could be debunked is if it was Photoshopped.
	It's not Photoshopped.
	So Anderson, there's nothing to debunk.
	We know that there was different levels of the flood, and you chose to be in the very worst one when you could have been up there.
	And his defense, by the way, is the reason I'm not higher up is that was a road and I didn't want to get in the way of the rescue people.
	Well, your camera crew's in the way.
	So Donald Trump Jr. goes, it's a shame that CNN's ratings are down 4.1%.
	What's worse is there's a simple solution that they refuse to accept.
	Stop lying.
	And so Anderson Cooper loses his shit.
	Now, I'd like to take a quick aside to describe what I remember.
	I've been in this game a long time.
	I remember Anderson Cooper coming up.
	I remember he came out of nowhere, and all of a sudden he was going to some war-torn country in Africa.
	And I think it was on a very early iteration of Jimmy Kimmel.
	I forget the talk show he was on.
	And he's in this van surrounded by bodyguards, these military dudes.
	And they drive, maybe it was Mogadishu or something.
	They drive around dangerous area.
	He looks out.
	He gets out.
	He gets back in.
	They drive him back to the airport.
	It was crystal clear that Gloria Vanderbilt, Anderson Cooper's aristocratic mom, bought him a trip to a dangerous area to give him credibility to start his career.
	And then she bought him, I assume, some spotted CNN, et cetera.
	For a long time, I don't think this is true anymore, but his Wikipedia said he made his career by bringing a Sony handicam to the Bosnian War.
	What?
	And filming it and then selling the footage to Channel 4.
	Now, Channel 4 is BBC4, basically.
	A well-established news station who had people in Bosnia.
	They were not taking random high-8 tapes off of American Sony handy cams and treating it like war footage.
	That was just a lie.
	So he's very defensive when people call him a fraud because he is a complete fraud.
	He's a rich little gay boy whose mommy saw her first son jump off a balcony because he's so spoiled and she doesn't want to tap in the next son, so she bought him a career in journalism.
	And now he's a well-respected man on the street.
	So here's him reacting to that 2018 controversy where he was seen as a cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater.
	By the way, look how long this is.
	It's 10 minutes debunking the meme and crying about it.
	I rarely respond to online conspiracy theorists or even this card crank.
	That he rarely responds is like two minutes.
	And also, some random dude on Twitter said, he's probably on his knees.
	He's got experience with that.
	This is a dude with like 32 followers who made a gay joke at him.
	And he keeps coming back to, I wasn't on my knees.
	Dude, stop reading the comments.
	Yeah.
	AC.
	Get into a mutually beneficial beef that'll boost their ratings.
	I try not to argue with other TV anchors, and I usually let conspiracy theorists go unanswered.
	Meers Alex Jones claimed that I didn't go to Sandy Cook after the shootings there and claimed an interview I did with a grieving motherfucker.
	It goes on and on my career.
	Here's the picture.
	They were taken out in boats.
	And I point out that there is a road right next to us, which I described because I admitted that there was shallower ground.
	Yeah, that's not what we're talking about, dude.
	You're talking about the fact that you stood in a ditch for your segment.
	People die in hurricanes.
	The water on it, the vehicles are able to move on.
	Now, you can argue, I didn't need to be said to admit he was wrong or one of the president's former advisors or frankly anyone.
	It's crazy because in a 10-minute video, you'd be like, what's the part where he says the main thing where he's down lower and the guy's on the ground?
	Yeah, he says it five times.
	It's a 15-second thing to debunk.
	Every time I drop the needle, he's saying the thing.
	Yeah.
	So he just keeps saying it over and over again.
	Yeah.
	Anderson, the problem we had with you, this is what, four years ago now, was that you chose to stand in the deepest part around and your crew chose not to.
	That's dishonest.
	The end.
	Keeping them honest is the name of this segment, ironically.
	Oh, yeah.
	So go zoom out here.
	Are you on the Blade article?
	Because Donnie Jr., which that's an insult, by the way, from Anderson Cooper.
	He calls him Donnie Jr.
	If you're going to spend 10 minutes crying about a meme, you may want to make sure you're actually right.
	Good article is it shows exactly what CN does daily to sell false truth.
	And that's Daily Wire, of course.
	I never said it was from Florence.
	And the Neese thing is bullshit.
	You had an illusion created.
	Anyway, speaking of illusions, they're still doing this.
	Go to 1-4.
	I'm not saying it wasn't a big hurricane, but it's funny how CNN has to sort of...
	They're blackting here.
	Those little fat, cool bicycle helmets with the thing on it.
	He looks like that dude.
	Who's the alien from the Flintstones?
	Kazoo.
	Kazoo.
	He looks like Kazoo.
	Look, people just go into their car.
	I left my cigarettes in here, fuck.
	Parentally now, Newport.
	No, these aren't Newports.
	Where's my Newports?
	And then there's another one here, 15.
	Tamba.
	The guy's battling the winds as people stroll by, also looking for cigarettes.
	That's what we should do.
	We should send aid down there.
	It should just be cigarettes.
	Proud boys are heading down there, by the way.
	Media will avoid that.
	Look at him.
	He can barely stand.
	And they're just cruising.
	Wondering if they should pick up that pylon thing in a jiggy.
	Should we pick up this barrier?
	It'll probably just blow over again.
	Yeah, forget it.
	Brace yourself, buddy.
	That's crazy.
	It was.
	No one's denying that it was a doozy.
	Look at 1-3 with the Roaring Waters.
	Hello, I am Roaring Waters.
	Oh, Maggie Longclaus is pregnant.
	Oh.
	It is fucking nuts.
	That's intense, dude.
	Yeah.
	This is going to be a Hiroshima Nagasaki thing where you just got to start from scratch.
	Yeah, really, though.
	Holy shit.
	Imagine you just moved from New York down here to escape all the bullshit clown world.
	Yeah.
	And all your shit washes away.
	There was a tornado in 1987 in New Rochelle, okay?
	Uh-huh.
	I remember it was about 12-1 in the morning.
	I was watching TV and all of a sudden the iced tea glass, the ashtray, whatever else was on the coffee table in the living room went sliding off, okay?
	And the living room, everything shook.
	It was like one to three minutes.
	It was scary as hell.
	So it was an earthquake?
	No, it was a tornado.
	It was not an earthquake.
	Okay.
	But the Floridians, unlike the CNN anchors, were still partying through it all.
	Look at this absolute lunatic kite surfing, having a gale time.
	Dude, how scary does that look?
	Look how high you got lifted.
	You better hope you're coming down.
	In the water.
	In the water, yeah.
	Oh, good.
	I came down.
	Or they had this dude wakeboarding just through his neighborhood, passing sharks.
	Florida man, Florida man, Florida man.
	We should get Greg Opie Hughes to narrate this.
	Florida man, Florida man.
	Oh, he's behind the truck.
	Yeah.
	Got a good little velocity there.
	Give me a glance.
	Give me a last-minute glance.
	There we go.
	Fun.
	And then just dude swimming.
	Can you imagine the currents?
	Yeah.
	Well, look at the current here.
	You have the current and you have the waves crashing in.
	Three people there?
	Yeah.
	Holy shit.
	Hey, you guys want to go swimming?
	That's got to be, dude, you're going to get smashed into those pillars.
	What is wrong with people?
	Look at that.
	Dude, are you okay?
	Wait a minute.
	Yeah, look, he's getting smashed into the pillars.
	Get out of there.
	Yeah, that's not smart.
	I mean, maybe if you had a helmet on and football pads, maybe we could talk.
	Something came in with that.
	Get out of there, boys.
	Where are the other two guys?
	And then, of course, there's this dude just partying.
	You can tell the difference, too, between the Floridians and the tourists.
	I want some whiskey.
	That's great.
	Woo!
	But it's kind of hot, too.
	And then here's a local Floridian reporter 2-4.
	This is how you report on it if you're actually from there.
	Turn it up.
	Holy shit.
	We're up to the firewall here on the island right now.
	Pardon me?
	Hurricane Ian.
	Category 4, Hurricane Ian right now.
	Flying degrees inside the field out here.
	Sorry?
	Seeking shelter.
	Watch out for like little rocks too.
	Whipping through the air.
	Hitting you like bullets.
	Drop the storm, man!
	thunder
	What am I waiting for?
	Hey, he tricked us with that wait for it.
	Nope.
	Loud sound
	I think he's filming them.
	Probably a GoPro, right, Ryan?
	Sounds a little GoPro?
	I think GoPro's in a little different.
	Major, I want air hurricane!
	You sound amazing right now, Major!
	Yeah.
	Look at the Sandhill Cranes trying to hold it together.
	I have thousands of these.
	I thought that was a football team.
	Ladies and gentlemen, the Sandhill Cranes coming in 5-0 this season.
	They're doing really good out there.
	Look at these boats moving through the water.
	Let's power through these.
	people are getting bored.
	I got an idea.
	Let's do the next read.
	Oh, my stars.
	Come on.
	You didn't get rid of those boats on purpose.
	You're just trying to turf those things.
	And how about the people still there filming this?
	Yeah, that's smart.
	Look at the water taking over a house.
	Yeah, this is nice.
	Your house is done.
	You might be able to sell some of the copper?
	Somebody said, I posted this and somebody said, why did they stay?
	And I responded with this meme.
	Oh, the Titanic.
	Do you really want to leave your house?
	I don't know.
	Look at this dude swimming in his house.
	swimming in there Oh, my God.
	Oh, my God.
	Maybe there's a market for, like, that lamp and stuff.
	If you're willing to fix it.
	Oh, my God.
	Look at the velocity.
	Look at this picnic table vanish.
	2-9.
	Powering through them.
	We have to show this.
	Boom.
	Look at the velocity here on this one.
	3-0.
	Keep rocking.
	We're rocking it.
	I spent a lot of time on this.
	If you get hit with something like that, you're fucking done.
	Toast.
	Okay, so that's only 150 miles an hour.
	It looks so much more.
	I guess I don't know winds.
	Who knows what the gusts are up to, but that's a stained 150 miles an hour.
	Here's some homes underwater.
	3-1.
	This one is really popular.
	You've seen this one a million times.
	Here's some more homes underwater.
	3-2.
	Did you show that?
	3-2 yet?
	It is 3-2.
	Oh, okay, same thing.
	Now, here's one of the few times I've seen a piece of a house rip off.
	This one's not available.
	3-3 is not available?
	No.
	Oh, well, it's like an awning on the back of a house that's still, you know, steel and wood and aluminum and insulation and stuff.
	It's not just a paper, I mean, a cloth awning.
	It's a big thing with posts.
	It gets ripped right the fuck off.
	Here's some fallen power lines blowing up.
	I saw a fallen power line by my old house once and couldn't even look at it.
	It was unique.
	It was white.
	Yeah.
	I've seen that too.
	It's really stunning to see something that bright in reality.
	What are you, from outer space?
	In reality.
	Are you Johnny Depp playing an alien?
	It's really hard to see stuff like that in reality.
	Especially.
	Yeah, there's no hop there, though.
	Did you not guess that was going to go down?
	Are you guys okay?
	Are these you pulling up your own, Ryan?
	Yeah, well, this one loads.
	I'm just going to go back and forth to that in between.
	Okay.
	Got a lot of tabs.
	Clear these out.
	Your car is garbage.
	Total.
	Couldn't you have got the?
	I mean, call me naive, but we couldn't have got these planes out of here.
	What's a fucking plane worth?
	That's got to be $50 to $100 million each, right?
	Yeah, they're commercial airliners.
	Yeah, they're built.
	You hear about a rich guy who has a $100 million plane, but that's not meant to handle, you know, thousands of people a day.
	So why couldn't those have got out of there?
	Well, we had to fly people to Florida.
	Yeah, I understand at a certain time.
	And then, sorry, no more flights.
	I got to get these planes to Tallahassee.
	Fly them out.
	Fly them the fuck out.
	save yourself I don't know that looked like 12 planes yeah that was Unless it's the same as the boat situation.
	Planes are a little old and long in the tooth.
	I mean, that makes a lot more logical sense than anything else.
	That's the old fleet.
	Planes with ashtray holders.
	That's the truth.
	That one's boring.
	And here's the shark on the highway you showed.
	By the way, Cuba got toasted too.
	Okay, two last things.
	I don't care about Cuba.
	Fuck you.
	You're never going to fix that.
	That's actually Cuba before the hurricane.
	And then just these two.
	18 and 19 are cool pictures of clouds I wanted to show.
	18, 19, 18.
	Oh, whoa.
	Oh.
	Wow.
	What a trip, huh?
	Yeah, it's buggy.
	Look at the way the light.
	Look at what the light hap, what happens to the light on the beach, too.
	Like, it becomes black and white.
	The world becomes an old silent film with that lighting.
	A splash.
	That's more clouds than that.
	And look at that.
	Were those called rain bands?
	You know, shit's about to go down when you see those.
	This is one that I didn't see on the list here.
	Yeah, this tornado footage.
	You see this?
	People were just saying, that guy will do anything to get away from his wife.
	She's like, come back inside.
	Wait, before.
	I saw this before the storm.
	Oh, really?
	Is this fake news here?
	Yeah, I saw that a while ago.
	If that tornado is about to rip apart everything in its path, I've seen this.
	That's what most tornadoes do, to be fair.
	But yes, that is what it is.
	Yeah, I saw this on Wednesday.
	Really?
	Wow.
	Wow, man.
	That's crazy.
	Yesterday was Wednesday.
	I saw it on Tuesday, I think.
	Look at the power on that, man.
	That's nuts.
	Jamie, look that up.
	And also, like, how heavy this fucking debris is.
	You could just hear it go into the water.
	So, yeah, you could get hit with a bunch of shit out there.
	I'm coming.
	I'm actually praying that this takes me away.
	I will.
	Wow.
	So that's...
	What's the date on that?
	Like the power lines getting zapped?
	Usually it says where it's from.
	That might be a re-upload.
	Well, click on the comments on that.
	We've got some local sleuths to tell us what's going on there.
	This is from Irma.
	Yeah, there we go.
	Gotcha.
	Nailed it, Gav.
	This is one of the good things about being addicted to my phone.
	I'm familiar with everything on the entire internet.
	My fellow Americans, if you have an IRA, 401k, or savings account, things are getting scary out there.
	The Biden administration has already printed more money in the past two years than the previous 100 years combined.
	Ryan, please pull up gavinlikesgold.com.
	GavinlovesGold.com.
	Oh, he fucked it up again.
	Maybe both work now.
	Well, try Gavin Likes.
	Looking it up.
	What an absolute imbecile.
	Oh, it does work.
	Okay, they got.
	Oh, wait.
	No, it looks like somebody bought this to make a meme.
	I think it's funny enough to show a picture of you short.
	All right, that's not great for business.
	Very bad.
	The National Jet just hit a record $30 trillion in inflation is the highest we've seen since 1982.
	It's only a matter of time before the House of Cards comes crashing down.
	If you have retirement savings, your money could be at serious risk.
	Talk to my friends at Goldco to see how you can protect your retirement with gold and silver before it's too late.
	Now, no one is suggesting you put all of your money into gold and silver, but you'd be remiss not to at least hedge your bets and have some precious metals in your portfolio.
	Throw 10 grand at it.
	I don't know.
	Throw five grand at it.
	Just have it there.
	You can always change your mind and cash out.
	Go to www.gavinlovesgold.com and they'll give you up to $10,000 in free silver when you open an account.
	That's gavinlovesgold.com.
	I love gold.
	Goldco.
	That's supposed to be a 60-second read, but you get the idea.
	I felt pretty 60-ish.
	Email about what are these other things at the bottom there?
	Of course, you guys can super chat anytime you like.
	Oh, good.
	So we're getting close to $18,000.
	So this is money we're going to give Max and John when they get out.
	You know, what I was noticing today, remember that dude, John Sullivan?
	Yes.
	He's got some name like Jameel Jaden X. Yeah, Jaden X. He dressed up in MAGA gear on January 6th.
	He encouraged people to storm the building.
	He did not have a press pass.
	He was the guy who, next to Ashley Babbitt, said, go, go, go through there.
	Go, go.
	Encouraged her.
	She did jump through, got shot in the neck, and died by another African-American gentleman.
	He's not charged for anything.
	And John Sullivan collected $90,000 from CNN, MSNBC, various news sources for the footage he got.
	Now, Nick Hawks was also there as a media dude recording it.
	Murder of the Media is the name of his media company.
	He's getting five years minimum.
	Joe Biggs was there.
	He did much less than John Sullivan.
	And Joe Biggs is looking at 22 years.
	I'm probably going to be testifying at his trial, trying to defend him, trying to explain to these people what Prowboys are.
	They're not a domestic terrorist organization, despite what some terrorist in Canada thinks, some random Sikh lunatic.
	What's his name?
	Jameel Singh or something.
	And I just, I was amazed to see, because I was going through all this shit, finding those clips for you of the various catastrophes, and there's Jaden X. I mentioned this on Getter.
	Free as a bee, hanging out, commenting on the weather.
	Did you offer anybody a knife?
	Is this their phone?
	Sylvia?
	It makes a noise.
	You've got to turn it off when you're on television.
	Jeez.
	So anyway, we're living in an upside-down world where patriots are prosecuted for loving the country and the country itself, the government, encourages domestic terror like kidnapping Governor Whitmer.
	They commit acts of eco-terrorism, like blowing up the Nord Stream pipe.
	We'll talk about that tomorrow.
	But I like to read these if they're over a certain value.
	For example, $50 definitely gets you a read.
	Hey, Gav, had a blast meeting you and Aunt at Sullivan's Do.
	Wait a minute.
	That's from last week, Ryan.
	Yeah, yeah.
	It's just these two, I think, that are new.
	Or these three.
	The Grayson one and Up.
	What are your thoughts on the name Grayson for a boy?
	My fourth child is due in December.
	My wife's determined to name him this.
	I'm hesitant to do the obvious gay son.
	And that's not that close to Grayson.
	Plus, you don't say Gray Son.
	No.
	You say Grayson.
	Right.
	I'm okay with it.
	A little pretentious, maybe.
	Stand-up name.
	Can you please do some Doctor Now?
	Thank you.
	I don't know what that is.
	Oh, the guy who said.
	Oh, Dr. Doctor.
	That's not his name.
	Doctor, no.
	You send me, what do you like?
	$25, and you want me to read you.
	You're lying to me.
	He also has that sort of pedantic cadence where he's unhappy that he has to talk.
	So we are going to go to the store on Friday.
	We're going to be talking to her.
	And if she's not losing the weight, then we're going to have a problem.
	Dude, don't talk to me if it's that much of a chore.
	I don't need to hear from you.
	Cool.
	Yo, I'm the guy who sending this shit.
	I don't care about riff.
	Thanks for using it.
	Thanks for calling.
	Also, the dude who said WKOK was influential and I sounded like a retard.
	I'm sorry.
	Okay?
	I forgive you.
	Forgiven.
	Okay, so at this point, we're about to go behind the paywall, but we open up the phone lines.
	So the super chat's going, and all the money go to Max Hare and John Kinsman, who fought Antifa for 17 seconds and are doing four years in prison.
	John has never seen his three-year-old ever.
	She was conceived during this bullshit.
	But yeah, during the trial, she was conceived.
	She was born when he was inside.
	He's never seen her.
	She knows him from the phone.
	She only knows her father.
	She's three years old.
	She only knows her father as a voice.
	Why?
	Because John Kinsman kicked an Antifa dude who picked a fight with him.
	And the FBI and the authorities say John's the worst of them.
	He's the one you got to worry about.
	They also try to bribe him with McDonald's.
	Oh, my God.
	I can't box anymore because I have my fractured whatever bone.
	So I started jogging with weights.
	And the pain on your thighs the next days.
	Going up and down stairs is something else, boy.
	Even standing.
	I can't stand to stand.
	How long you been jogging?
	Once?
	Wednesday?
	It blows.
	So we can take calls whenever you want to turn your money down?
	You are on the air.
	This is a fucking loser.
	You want me to learn, share this?
	Understand why.
	Hey, why does everyone get two things?
	You have one thing.
	Thank you for calling.
	It's great hearing from you.
	All right, next call.
	Ask Sylvia for old photos.
	Sylvia, do you have any pictures of you when you were young?
	No.
	Just a memory.
	You really shut that down.
	Okay.
	That's sad.
	There you go.
	Grandpa Gav, Pumpkin, Riced Hot, Gay, and Maddie, the little big man who puts the F in chef.
	You've established the concept of sprinkles.
	Whoever I argue that Bert Chrysler's style of consistency should have a separate category as well.
	I think these types of people have the tinkles.
	Because much like someone who has to piss, they can't sit still and constantly release a trickle of watery, faintly golden substance.
	Before you shit on this style of music, just consider this guy puts out something like a song per week.
	Obviously, they can't all be bangers.
	This is called Not Sprinkles Butt, Ryan.
	I already hate this.
	Garbage.
	Thank you for calling.
	Ooh.
	I like that.
	Yeah, that's a bad sign.
	Hey, Gav, I have a buddy in prison for the January 6th meandering, and he asked for this to be seen.
	It's free to watch tomorrow, September 30th, on the Epoch Times website, link below.
	And it's called The Real Story of January 6th.
	It looks pretty good.
	Let's turn it up.
	I've gone back to normal now, by the way, Ryan.
	Gotcha.
	I was previously sorting by the name Maddie, but it was getting me too much shit.
	They dragged her out.
	It reminded me of deer hunting.
	You drag out a deer carcass.
	He was completely out of control.
	He himself was committing crimes in the process.
	People from all over the nation, from every state.
	There has been a lot of fraud.
	He could stop this.
	At least one person over here is being injured and taken.
	Capitol Hill.
	Overtaken by Americans.
	The story of January 6th changes drastically, depending on who is telling it.
	The House Selected Committee on January 6th has deemed the incident an attack on the American system, comparable to the bombing of Pearl Harbor or even the terrorist attacks on 9-11.
	It's being investigated as a potential insurrection that could allegedly incriminate former President Donald Trump.
	And it's being used domestically to frame a new narrative on domestic extremism.
	Yet is this narrative really the case?
	Imagine if the American people actually saw just what happened to Roseanne Boylan and these officers who portrayed themselves as heroes that day.
	He fires at her and strikes her in the left shoulder.
	It's a failure not only of training, but it's also a failure of bystandership and supervision.
	January 6th demands a full and impartial investigation, one free from foregone conclusions, hidden agendas.
	It's weird to chant the name of the place that you're trying to overtake and destroy, isn't it?
	Yeah, wait, is this the whole movie or a trailer?
	No, this is the whole movie.
	This is an hour, 42 minutes.
	The nation needs a lot of people.
	Good epoch time to go out and get beers and come back.
	One that includes a subjects too often ignored in media coverage and in political speech.
	With interviews, on-the-ground reporting, and exclusive footage will now tell the real story of January 6th.
	Damn, they have like a trailer built into the movie.
	That's pretty cool.
	I'm watching that.
	Yes.
	Here's someone's sending us a Keen Bext.
	That's the guy who used to be Rebel.
	I wonder what happened there.
	Great journalist.
	Great Canadian journalist.
	And his says, don't want the vax?
	Mosquitoes will give it to you.
	A box full of genetically modified mosquitoes successfully vaccinated a human in a trial funded by the National Institute of Health.
	How can this go wrong?
	This is the beginning of a horror movie.
	It starts out with all the best intentions.
	Vaccinated mosquito juice.
	All right, have we got any calls?
	We do.
	Just need to keep turning the super chats and put them up with you.
	Your mic is on.
	Here we go.
	We're rocking and we're thus rolling.
	All right, 928.
	Hello.
	How you doing?
	Good.
	I wanted to talk to you guys about how my family is transitioning my 11-year-old nephew to a girl.
	Oh, my God.
	Horrific it is.
	But, you know, last Christmas, like, so almost a year ago is when this began.
	And it's Phoenix Children's Hospital is the one that's doing it.
	They're giving them puberty blockers.
	He's already started taking puberty blockers.
	Sorry?
	He's already started taking puberty blockers.
	Yes.
	Oh, my God.
	What do you do?
	But, you know, my grandpa and my aunt are like kind of the ones in charge of this happening.
	And we've always disagreed highly politically.
	And he will invite someone into his house to purposely get them riled up and then kick them out.
	Like, because he wants to get in a political debate, but then he'll get way heated and tell you to get out of his house.
	And so he invited me to Christmas.
	And I knew it was with that intention.
	But I knew if I said anything, then he would just blow up and be like, get the hell out of here immediately.
	But my girlfriend is black.
	And I knew that they have this like sick authentic obsession with like black women.
	So I'm like, if she comes and says something, they'll actually listen to what she has to say.
	And so we went.
	And when we asked my aunt, we're like, have you guys thought about it at all?
	Like, what if he changes his mind when he's an adult?
	And she said that Phoenix Children's Hospital doesn't specifically told them they don't like going over statistics like that because every single person is different.
	And so you can't tell one person's story and compare it to another person's.
	I'm like, that's literally what medicine and science is, right?
	Like we like gather data and say, this is how you perform a surgery where it's successful.
	It's just disgusting.
	And I can't believe that that kind of stuff is happening even here in Arizona.
	But wait a minute, wait a minute.
	Your girlfriend didn't say, what about the part where the vast majority of these people regret it?
	Or what about the part where there's mass suicides?
	Maddie, you got to point the mic.
	Right.
	But she said, what if he changes his mind?
	She wasn't talking about anyone else or any patterns at all.
	Right.
	So the data is just, the pattern data, which is relevant, obviously, but you could pretend it's not relevant.
	I just asked about this one case.
	Right.
	And Phoenix Children's Hospital is apparently like they're coming to them and saying each person is different, but like if you needed like some kind of stomach surgery, they wouldn't be like, you know, the last 10 people I've done this surgery on, I've cut open their stomach, but every person's different.
	So we're going to chop off some fingers and see if that works for you.
	That's not how medicine is.
	No, I understand what you're saying.
	You're right.
	But that's not what she said.
	She could say, like, if everyone loved this operation and puberty blockers, what if he doesn't?
	What if, like, fuck the pattern?
	Pretend he's the first person to ever do it.
	What if he doesn't like it?
	What if he changes his mind?
	Because as we keep screaming these past couple weeks, your dick stays as a kid's dick.
	Right, and of course what they said is it's just a pause that he can always.
	No, that's not refuted, though.
	See, you have to somehow calmly and casually convey this to your grandfather and Ann.
	I can't believe an old man is this stupid, but that they're wrong.
	It's not a pause.
	A pause has been disproved.
	That's a myth.
	No, you're absolutely right.
	And, you know, we were also asking, you know, does he know that he might never be able to have children now?
	And what his dad, my uncle, like through marriage or my aunt, was saying was like, you know, I don't even think he wants kids.
	I'm like, he's 11.
	How could he know?
	It's just so messed up.
	And it's unbelievable that this is happening in Phoenix, Arizona, like of all places that we need legislation that really bans this shit from happening.
	Well, that's happening.
	Where was it?
	Is it Tennessee that Matt Walsh helped shut down that hospital that was doing it?
	So who's on your side in this family?
	You know, me and my father, we don't talk very much, but this is one of the few things we've talked about.
	He lives on the other side of the country, and he wasn't, like, we don't really have a relationship, but he's called me and talked about this.
	And basically, just me and my father have, like, tried to reach out to my aunt, my grandfather, and like begged them to look at, like, some of the detransitioners and stuff, but they just think it's like Republican propaganda.
	We've come so far at this country that we can't even agree that it's not okay to poison a child anymore.
	It's not even about it.
	It must be frustrating for you because you feel this sort of obligation to rescue your nephew.
	But what do you do?
	Kidnap him, throw him in a car?
	Now you've got human trafficking.
	I mean, what are the parents doing?
	Who cares about an aunt and the grandfather?
	But no, it's his aunt.
	It's the boy's mother, right?
	Right.
	If it's his nephew, it's got to be.
	Right, so you mean your cousin, dude?
	Your nephew's your sibling's kid.
	Yeah.
	Right, my apologies.
	You're right.
	My cousin.
	I'm sorry.
	Yeah, I'm like.
	You don't know how families were.
	I don't know what you could possibly.
	So it is my cousin.
	That's correct.
	All right.
	My family's from Alabama.
	I get confused sometimes.
	I apologize.
	Yeah, but you could be lying, though.
	That might be why you screwed up nephew and cousin.
	That's a big mess up.
	I'm not making it up.
	I wish I was because the whole situation is extremely fucked up.
	I've confused my cousin from nephew because he's younger.
	I mean, like Phoenix Children's Hospital is giving 11-year-old fucking puberty blockers.
	Yeah, I would think a possible angle here would be to raise awareness about the hospital and see if that can get blown up.
	Not literally blown up, FBI, but that get exposed and maybe shut down.
	Because going the route of the family, I don't see how that couldn't seem to be working, dude.
	Anyway, thanks for calling.
	I think it's like a motorcycle club here in Arizona.
	Yeah, sorry.
	No, you don't get it too faded.
	You do get the fade, though.
	Who blew up the pipeline?
	Joe Biden.
	Ryan, please be Andrew Tate for the rest of this show.
	Again, guys, this money is going to be given to John and Max, so they get out of jail, and then, boom, they've got a nest egg to work with, as opposed to getting out of jail and being flat broke.
	So now they're up to nine grand each, which is pretty cool.
	I still don't think I have a proper bottle of water.
	Have you got a face?
	Let me see.
	I do.
	That's the thing.
	Everybody's got a face.
	But if you're a beta male and you're sitting at home fucking playing video games and shit, now I'm from Philadelphia.
	You won't fucking sit at home?
	You don't fucking hit me.
	He's only 2% British.
	There's only like a word a minute that has British pronunciation.
	The rest is Chicago.
	If you're sitting at home all day doing a whole bunch, I'm just fucking.
	Well, that's not bad.
	That's not terrible.
	It was Philly.
	What do you think about the red heifer?
	My dad is freaking out about it.
	He thinks the end is nigh.
	What's the red heifer?
	Am I stupid?
	Apparently, the red heifers are a sign of the end times.
	Five red heifers arrived in Jerusalem in 2022, which some consider the sign that the end is upon us.
	Don't we have enough real-life tangible clown world shit before we worry about some fucking ginger cows?
	But this is like buy the book bad stuff.
	Yeah, I don't need buy the book.
	I got plenty of in the face.
	It's just to meet a red heifer.
	Yeah, like the president just committed an act of eco-terrorism.
	Okay, so I don't care is the answer to that.
	Next.
	Hey, Gavin, it's nice to meet you.
	Saturday night in Dallas, I was one of the Centex PBs there.
	Nice to meet you, sir.
	Good to have you.
	I'm going to shoot for Joker this Halloween, probably aiming for Joaquin's version.
	Joker face for inspiration.
	I can't keep doing the fucking Joker face every time someone calls me.
	How much did they pay?
	Five bucks?
	I can't even remember how much you paid.
	It's off the screen now.
	Because I'm not your Joker slave.
	I'm not going to be sitting here constantly doing...
	musique Oh.
	What do you think of that, Sylvia?
	It's hard to say.
	Hard to say.
	That's a spooky face that they do in India to freak people out.
	Not scary right now.
	I think you're starting to get tired.
	I know you.
	9 p.m.
	We start to lose you a little bit.
	It's fading out.
	Fading out.
	Look at this.
	Mother being charged for child abuse after tattooed their children.
	This was in 2019.
	What happened to this world?
	Dude, I wish.
	Right?
	That's like fantastic.
	That's good news at this point.
	Yeah.
	I'll take it.
	I'll take tattoo.
	But that first picture was fake.
	Is this picture also fake?
	I bet you the actual tattoo is like a little X on their knuckle or some shit.
	Arrested in New York after the police received the tip she had mistreated her sons, 12 and 13, had their hands tattooed.
	One had ride or die.
	The other one had to die.
	Also, I'll bet you a million dollars the guy was black.
	This is a new thing I'm noticing, too.
	Blacks do something bad, like test scores are down in America.
	And it's because black kids, when they had homeschooling, never went.
	And talk to any teacher in the Bronx, they'll say, I would do the Zoom classes, and there'd be one kid there asleep, another kid playing video games, and the other 28 kids wouldn't even show.
	So test scores have plummeted since the pandemic.
	And you know, it's mostly black kids that just, they didn't have discipline from their parents because they only have one, and she's 16.
	So they, yeah, their scores are down.
	The picture in the New York Post is a white kid going like this.
	Yeah.
	Similarly, that article is so typical.
	She tattooed Ride or Die.
	Her name is Chantaly.
	Her name's Chantaly.
	She tattooed Ride or Die and they use white kids as the picture because they don't dare call a spade a spade.
	Oh, that's racism just before the end of the show.
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	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	It's Australia, I'd expect to have you.
	I want to kill.
	I hope it's true enough.
	You better not.
	For a night.
	Get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	Violent protests.
	So great speaker on campus here.
	Fuck you.
	He's a Canadian writer actor comedian.
	He's the co-founder of Vype.
	Oh, fuck another vagina, you gross pig.
	Serious XM movie plug on Amphien Communia this week.
	You got big fucking pigs.
	I watched that and I said, this chick's too retarded to fuck.
	You shouldn't do it.
	They take anything you say and then fucking twist it around.
	This is the part of Seth that's gonna get real mean before I leave.
	Wow.
	No more filthy.
	You k*ed a **.
	They think we want to tell those kind of jokes.
	We're back.
	We are back.
	You know, when I was on Glenn Beck's show in Dallas, he goes, I can't show that trailer.
	We have to edit it out.
	And I go, wait, we bleeped it.
	There are no swear words on that.
	No, there's swear words.
	And then I watched it through his eyes just then.
	I realized, yeah, it's pretty bad.
	We have a completely censored version, though.
	I didn't know you might need it.
	Poop.
	I forgot that they made us bleep the cusses.
	That was a wild time.
	Here's a weird letter we got.
	Rape me.
	Whoa.
	Not rape me, but pretty close.
	I know it's tedious.
	I don't think it's tedious at all.
	It's embarrassing.
	I don't want to.
	I hate when someone puts themselves out like that.
	The story I always tell is a bunch of dudes are sitting around saying, what are you out of 10?
	It's one of the funnest things guys can do.
	It's so funny because you get to see what guys think of themselves.
	Like, what do you think you are out of 10 just looks-wise?
	A three.
	No.
	That feels too low, isn't it?
	I'm laughing.
	And then what about all the contacts, Hells Angels, blah, blah, blah.
	Oh, like a different scale, like a personality.
	No, you get to add that.
	Oh, yeah.
	It's probably like a seven.
	Okay, okay.
	What about you, Ryan?
	What are you just bare bones looks?
	And don't forget the part where you're a midget.
	I'll be a 7.2.
	A dwarf cannot be a 7.2.
	Of course they can.
	Tom Cruise is a dwarf.
	You sucked him off verbally on the other show the other day.
	You sucked him off verbally on the other show the other day.
	Yes.
	That my cadence is also part of my charm.
	Oh, okay.
	So then you're doing that with the guys, and then some chick walks up and goes, yeah, what am I?
	What am I?
	And you're like, very 10.
	You're a 10.
	Navigate this minefield.
	Yeah.
	You just add two to whatever it is, and they're always outraged.
	You call a six and eight, and they're like, an eight?
	Why do I lose two?
	You should be asking why you lose four.
	But anyway, this chick, I'm just going to be brutally honest.
	So do you have the email?
	Oh, she's got more than one pick?
	I didn't notice the other one.
	Oh, she's got a bunch.
	Okay, so we obviously don't know about her personality, right?
	Although we could try to judge by the art on her walls.
	In the first picture, there seems to be some shit on her lips.
	Like sores.
	There are some lips that are so full they're prone to drying easily.
	I've seen that.
	It's kind of common, that there's so much surface area and it's such tender skin that it gets dry very quick.
	Shut up, Brian.
	I've literally seen it in person.
	So I'm looking at lips.
	There seems to be some blemishes there.
	You maybe should have Photoshopped those out before you entered this contest.
	That would be cheating.
	Also, I'm so sick of fucking nose rings.
	A girl having one nose ring is just, that's the basics now.
	That's nothing.
	That's like having one pierced ear.
	It's not a thing.
	So that's just my personal preference, though.
	So I'm going to ignore the lip lesions because that's just an unfortunate picture or maybe time of the month.
	So let's pretend the lips have nothing on them and the nose rink is inadmissible evidence, right?
	So the thing I love about this game too is as you're sitting here being scientific, a number creeps up behind you and starts going 7.
	7.6 seems nice.
	I can't go even...
	Definitely over 7.
	That's inarguable.
	7.4 seems a little stingy.
	So I'm just going to hedge my bets and go 7.6.
	I might come down to 7.5 if you pointed a gun to my head.
	Now, Ryan, if you fucking throw a six out, you're fired.
	Why would I do that?
	I don't know.
	You have weird rating systems.
	No, she's very pretty.
	I don't know.
	Something point something.
	Fucking.
	7.0?
	What, you weren't watching the show?
	I was looking up the chat list.
	43, 44.
	I said 7.6.
	7.6?
	That's about good.
	Usually your ratings are pretty good, but sometimes you'll throw a bogus one out there.
	That's too high?
	I'm accused.
	I don't get laid much these days.
	So my ratings are very high.
	Yeah, there'll be one that's Sometimes I'll fall in love at a restaurant with a woman or at a bar and with friends, and I'll be like, she's the one.
	I hope my wife dies in a car crash.
	And then I'll see her do an ugly laugh.
	And then I'll notice her shoes suck.
	And then I'll be disgusted with her.
	And by the end, I'll walk out of the bar and go like this to her.
	Like, ugh, don't even look at me.
	We're done.
	What was I thinking?
	I've had an entire relationship with you.
	And now I'm so glad you're not in my life.
	We've never seen this before.
	Somebody, typing that in, I saw this.
	Dude, this is ancient Chinese.
	I don't think we've ever went through this on the show.
	I've seen it a million times.
	You disagree with it, or is it good?
	No, it's pretty good.
	It seems pretty good.
	But move over.
	You're not framing it very well.
	Yeah.
	Sandra O is a three.
	Rachel Drach, I think Sandra O is better than a three.
	Yeah, that's a little silly.
	I would bring her up to five.
	3.5, Rumor Willis.
	She's sort of changed.
	She's come into her own in a little bit.
	Four?
	No, this is too mean.
	Amy Schumer beats out Sandra O. That's strange.
	Maybe because she looks too duty.
	That's a bad picture of her.
	Gabrielle.
	What?
	Yeah, I remember when I saw this, Gabrielle Ellis pissed me off that she only got a 4.5.
	Do you find all this rating stuff sexist, Sylvia?
	What's that?
	Do you think it's sexist that men rate women out of 10?
	I don't understand rape, you know?
	Yeah.
	Supposedly, it's supposed to be not a sex thing, but a control thing.
	But if you're going to rape these women, what would you rape them out of 10?
	I've been raped in my life.
	Okay?
	Would you rape them 10 times or whatever?
	I think it's more aggression and anger than sex.
	Touche.
	Touche.
	Anyway, what would we rape these women?
	Go back.
	This list seems mean, man.
	Sarah Rohner gets a 5.5?
	I'm like one-off.
	Like, these sixes are sevens as far as I'm concerned.
	Those are 7.5s.
	Who are the 10s on this?
	You can skip all the way to the 10s.
	Emily Radajowski is like one of the world's top models.
	Okay.
	9.5.
	No examples because this level is unattainable.
	Look how they stuck in that black chick, just to be politically correct.
	The one on the right.
	And I would be careful with wielding a 9.5 around Frida Pinto until you see her lower back.
	She's hair-shaped.
	No, hairy.
	Oh.
	Hair-shaped are hairy.
	Had an accidental baby at 35.
	I'm wondering why we didn't have kids much sooner.
	This is from a woman.
	I want more kids before I get too old.
	But my husband says, one and done.
	If we happen to accidentally get pregnant, then she puts in brackets.
	How did those birth control pills end up in the toilet?
	Weird.
	Would that be a marriage ruiner?
	Please convince my husband to help me make more babies.
	Like you're more than a friend.
	I'd say just rape them, Jen.
	Just rape him.
	Rape them on a scale from one to ten.
	We got lots of calls.
	Okay, let's start taking calls.
	Lots of calls.
	Lots of calls.
	She probably likes me.
	We got Josh 701.
	Go ahead, Josh.
	Calling from the C-Lab.
	Off Bluetooth, please.
	Yeah, always off Bluetooth, obviously.
	All right, how's that?
	Much better.
	100% better.
	What's going on?
	All right, that, all right, you know that Kaler kid in North Dakota that got killed by the psychotic liberal?
	Yeah, I'm dying to know what extremist group he was in.
	There isn't anything up here.
	I mean, I'm from the region, but the media is freaking stupid.
	Yeah, I figured over here.
	I mean, we're a very, very red state, and the media took way too long here to report on it, even the locals.
	It's been non-existent.
	But, well, back when my sister got killed by a car crossing the street, they couldn't wait long enough to get my unlisted number.
	Interesting.
	To get some kind of comments.
	Huh.
	That's amazing.
	It's crazy.
	18-year-old K. So, how old was your sister when she was killed?
	23.
	Oh, my God.
	I'm sorry to hear that, man.
	That's rough.
	It's been 10 years now, but I mean, still, they couldn't wait to get a comment on that.
	Yeah, he's not a member of an extremist group.
	The guy who called just said he was a radical right-winger, and the media ran with that, and they're hoping to hide it because they know the midterms are coming up with this radical extremist group.
	And it's horseshit.
	There aren't, like, what are radical extremist groups that are bona fide radical extremist groups?
	There's that Adam Waffen.
	I don't even know if they're still around.
	There was, like, the Workers' Family World family guys who had the black sun tattoo.
	I don't know if they're still around.
	There's the Patriot Front.
	We're up to three now.
	Aryan Brotherhood, I don't know, like a little kid is not going to be a member of Aryan Brotherhood.
	That's bikers and fucking convicts.
	So you don't come across Aryan Brotherhood people.
	So what are we talking about here?
	Well, we did a few years back.
	We did have a random guy that was trying to start a basically a white supremacist compound by buying up one of the tiny small towns and buying up everything.
	But basically, everybody in that area of the state drove him out.
	Yeah.
	So that's how it goes down.
	State full of white people is racist like that.
	You know, we live in a country where it's illegal to say it's okay to be white.
	So there's not going to be a bunch of thriving extremist white supremacist groups.
	It's just not a thing.
	But the media wants it to be.
	And how about that FBI whistleblower who said, yeah, I'm not kicking down this old lady's door because she was a Jan 6.
	Why are we spending all our time on Jan 6 and ignoring pedophilia and fentanyl and MS-13 and actual crimes?
	And now the whole FBI is standing by him.
	All these guys are quitting with him, and it's really cool the support he's getting.
	I think his name is Friend, actually, his real last name.
	You know that guy?
	Flat guy, yeah.
	He was on TV last week.
	He was on Project Veritas, was it?
	Is that where he did the thing?
	I can't remember which one.
	He's the guy seen on the regular news.
	What a hero.
	Anyway, thanks for calling.
	I'm going to shoot for Joker.
	Yeah, we already did that.
	Gav, I forgot to ask when we met two weeks ago at Sullivan's, what are modern Scots' opinion on their ancient clan affiliation?
	A recent DNA test revealed my mother's people came from Cathyens, Scotland.
	So I joined Clan Gunn that covers that territory.
	What about your family, or Maddie's?
	He's a Cathnas.
	I guess so.
	If you have an opinion, could you call your old man and ask?
	That guy's comedy gold.
	My dad is totally apathetic to any sort of clan shit.
	He's the opposite of a fierce Scottish nationalist.
	He thinks it's all gay and stupid.
	I bet he doesn't even know what his tartan is.
	A lot of people say that it was the English that got the Scots obsessed with their various tartans because the aristocracy would come up to Scotland and they want to hunt and they'd be like, which is your tartan?
	Which tartan should I be wearing?
	What is the hunting tartan for this particular clan?
	And the Scots, I think they chose their particular tartans based on what berries were available for what dyes.
	So they had a loose affiliation like this area was a lot of blueberries, so tartans tended to be blue.
	But I think it was the hungry English who wanted to sort of appropriate their culture that ended up making them solidify all of these tartans to mean, this is my tartan, my hunting tartan.
	I think it was pretty loose before the English got a boner for it.
	But I don't think I've met a bona fide Scot who gives a shit about any of that stuff.
	Is that what Bon Scott stands for?
	When they moved away and they have our accents and they go back to Scotland for a wedding, they're all into the dagger and the sock and everything.
	In the dark.
	But actual Scots, I've never met one that gave a shit.
	Maybe that's just my experience.
	But what about you, Maddie?
	No, I mean, I've been in plenty of weddings in my family where kilts are born.
	But does your mother talk about her clan and this tartan and that tartan?
	Are you crazy?
	No.
	No, they don't give a shit about that.
	So if you have a name that's not represented here, they're within one of these, I guess.
	I like that number too.
	It's kind of basity rollersy.
	My tartan is a very dark green.
	I was Kind of bummed at my wedding.
	And at my wedding, I didn't wear a kilt or a tuxedo with a tartan tie.
	But I like the red ones.
	I wish we were red.
	I think like the general Scottish tartan is like a reddish.
	Yeah, it looks better.
	It's more punk rock.
	Yeah.
	Trans-military spy for Russia.
	Now, this is an interesting story.
	So Johns Hopkins, doctor, and her U.S. Army major spouse, who's also a doctor, have been inclined, have been indicted for attempting to sell medical information of U.S. military personnel to Russia.
	Those people include intelligence community members who are assisting Ukraine military, blah, blah, blah.
	Anna Gabrelian, first picture, and Jamie Lee Henry, second picture.
	They had security clearance at Fort Bragg.
	They met with an undercover FBI agent who they thought was a Russian agent.
	And Major Jamie Lee Henry is also the first publicly out-transgender active U.S. Army officer.
	In her interview with BuzzFeed, she said, people say, is this a choice, blah, blah, blah.
	So this is the weird part.
	They say she kept telling her wife to stop being a pussy and stop being scared of this because she considers herself a Russian patriot.
	And I'm like, who's she?
	This is the problem.
	I can't tell if the wife was bullying the tranny into doing this or the tranny was bullying the wife because they're both called she.
	This is like when what's her name said I'm they now and it said, what's her name?
	The Demi Lovato is fans bully they for being fat and they are traumatized.
	And you're like, which they?
	The fans?
	The fans are traumatized?
	Who's traumatized?
	They are.
	I sent this to Tommy Ranger, by the way.
	Oh, yeah.
	And he's like, wow, I'm glad we said everyone's out of the closet in 2011.
	We got Chelsea Manning, and now this fucking tranny selling our secrets.
	Did you show the guy?
	Yep.
	He doesn't even look like a chick.
	No.
	Like, you know, you meet some Italian.
	I met this guy named Johnny Makeup, and he just had, like, very dark eyelashes.
	He's like, people call me Johnny Makeup because it looks like I'm wearing makeup.
	So this could be Johnny Makeup.
	Like, grow your hair if you're going to be a fag.
	I'm sick of these half, these underachievers with short hair.
	Your hair should be like past your shoulders if you're going to be a tranny.
	That should be a rule.
	When we were punk rockers, if you had a mohawk but the side has grown in, you're out.
	No.
	It's got to be bald here.
	That's a rule.
	It's harder to be punk than it is to be a woman in 2022.
	There is a retarded cop stalking you here in the comments.
	The bald eagle, which is a bird.
	I hope it's not a female cop because she's going to have a lot of shit to hang her hat on.
	We are past the prophecies.
	No, Sir Damas predicted the world would end in 2000.
	Okay, so this is all gravy now.
	This is where humanity was headed.
	Nuclear war starting in the Valley of the Armageddon in Israel.
	We have passed all the doomsday prophecies.
	We're in the new age of Aquarius.
	An age is 2,000 years old, roughly, such as in the Mayan calendar.
	So if we're going to follow, we got the ginger cows, right?
	Iran is getting uppity.
	Maybe they want to nuclear bomb Israel.
	Do we get involved in that?
	I think Israel's got some pretty good nukes.
	How about Israel just bombs Iran in retaliation and let them have at it?
	We don't have to start a world war with that.
	All right.
	Next call.
	Reach.
	Griffin, 250.
	Oh, hey, there you go.
	Hey, Ryan.
	Hello.
	Did you guys see, Gev, did you see the shooting in Tacoma or like the cop in Tacoma today?
	The cop who just took him out with one shot?
	Yeah, dude.
	Yeah, we're covering that on tomorrow's show.
	Oh, okay.
	Sorry.
	Don't need to apologize.
	I don't have a backup.
	All right.
	Well, thanks for calling.
	Okay.
	183 yards.
	Fuck.
	God damn it.
	It was 183 yards?
	Something like that.
	Beautiful.
	Brian, 516.
	Yo.
	Gavin, I'm a little annoyed based on the way the country is going.
	Sorry about that.
	It seems like after the vaccines and Trump losing, the whole country is just doing whatever the media tells them.
	And, you know, if the media tells them that Putin's bad and Ukraine, we need to all defend Ukraine and they want to spend $100 billion for Ukraine, everyone's just flying their Ukraine flags up.
	Well, there was a study that they did via Twitter where they discovered that people who support Ukraine, something like 70% of the accounts they follow are bots.
	And people who are dubious of Ukraine and aren't that quick to judge Putin have something like 10% bots.
	So the people you're seeing support Ukraine are being brainwashed by robots.
	Well, that's something I haven't considered.
	I'm openly supporting Putin in the war.
	Are you popular at school?
	Where do you live?
	Where does this opinion rear its ugly head?
	I don't want to say where I live, but I live kind of near you, let's put it that way.
	Okay.
	And when you openly support Putin, how does that go down?
	You know, people will basically engage, but they haven't really thought it through.
	That's the thing.
	I mean, I feel like people who support Putin, they really have the best arguments.
	Because, I mean, he warned the NATO countries in Ukraine that if Ukraine tries to join NATO, he's going to have to invade.
	And it's a chance to strike.
	Anyone who gets geopolitics knows that Ukraine joining NATO leaves Putin no choice but to attack.
	I mean, it's a chess game.
	It's check right before checkmate.
	What are you going to do?
	You've got to move your king.
	You've got to move your queen.
	And also, it's the fight of who's going to control the world in the coming decades.
	Is it going to be the U.S. or is it going to be Russia or China?
	And U.S. thinks it's going to be themselves for the future for always.
	And it's just not realistic.
	It's not going to happen.
	And Russia wants to be a formidable superpower in the world in the coming decades.
	And that's what this is really all about.
	And the U.S. thinks it can just throw its fucking weight around.
	And, you know, it's not going to go well.
	So, you know, I don't really want the U.S. to throw its weight around because it's all a bunch of trannies and fucking gay kids.
	And Putin is against that shit.
	So honestly, I'm rooting for Putin.
	And, you know, hopefully he does well.
	Yeah, I get it.
	I think that's a good point.
	Thanks for calling.
	Hey, guys, the Cincinnati Bagels were one of the worst teams in the NFL.
	They just so happened to have the most diverse coaching staff of the NFL.
	What a quinky dink.
	Once the head coach Marvin Lewis was fired, the team found themselves in the Super Bowl a short three years later.
	Completely coincidental, of course, this now Super Bowl-playing team also happens to have the least diverse coaching staff of the NFL.
	Now, the problem with affirmative action, by the way, is people see that and they go, blacks ruin everything.
	And that promotes racism.
	So affirmative action creates racism where there was none.
	It creates racists.
	The truth of the matter is you have to hire based on meritocracy.
	So it's not a black thing.
	If they were hiring left-handed people, if they were hiring gingers, if they had any sort of preference outside of meritocracy, it's going to fail.
	That's the short end of the stick, long and short of it.
	One other neat piece of information is how the Bengals were notoriously being arrested during Marvin Lewis' tenure.
	Second most in the league, but that doesn't fit the narrative.
	Anyway, I'm not reading the article past the headline.
	The story is a non-story.
	That's what he said, by the way.
	But I feel the same way.
	I figured something out about Gavin.
	I noticed on Anthony So, you keep saying you want to hang with dudes like Paul Rubens, Glenn Beck, Adam Carollo, and they don't want to hang with you.
	This is the same with you and your fans.
	They want to hang out, and you ignore them and shit on them.
	I think I've finally figured you out.
	You don't get the attention you want from people you look up to, so you treat your own fans the same way.
	Some sort of retaliation.
	This is a weak theory, sir.
	If you talk to anyone that's at any of the meet and greets, you'll hear that things go along swimmingly.
	But when you hear Anthony and I complaining about fans, we're talking about a very particular group of fans.
	People I would call fans, actually.
	I don't call most people at meet and greets fans.
	We're talking about maybe 3%.
	And those people are annoying.
	They don't represent the typical fan.
	Talk to anyone at the meet and greets.
	We get along great.
	We laugh.
	We riff.
	They're my age.
	They're married.
	They just had kids.
	We're peers.
	And then as far as wanting to chill with celebs, it's a very small percentage.
	In fact, Paul Rubens, that was like 10 years ago.
	Glenn Beck was the other day.
	Adam Carolla was also 10 years ago.
	So it's about 5% of celebrities that I meet that I want to hang out with.
	I don't want to hang out with like the cast of stranger things.
	Never happened in the States.
	Or anyone else.
	Oh, here we go.
	This is a question for Ryan and Maddie.
	Okay.
	Ryan, after stuffing your fat gut with all the incredible, delectable delights Maddie creates for you, slaving over the hot stove, dodging flying shards of glass that misses Juggler by millimeters, did you ever once offer to do the dishes?
	I have not.
	More than likely, you sit back on the couch with your belt loosened off, hairless gut hanging out, burping and farting, while Maddie yet again takes the responsible path and cleans up the carnage that now exists within Maddie's shitty little kitchen.
	And then they call you a disgusting animal.
	Okay, that does hurt.
	You know, actually, next week I was planning on doing the dishes, Maddie.
	Oh.
	I thought it would be cool.
	No need nest is heavy.
	Oh, what a coincidence.
	Right when you get an email.
	This guy must have read my mind.
	He must have read your mind.
	Yes.
	His ears must have been ringing or something.
	I think yours may have been.
	They were talking about you.
	That's true.
	What is on your head?
	You have a rat's nest.
	It's like a.
	It looks like a robin has eggs in it.
	It does not.
	Oh, that's way better.
	That's way less annoying.
	That would drive me crazy.
	Drive me crazy.
	Drive me crazy to own?
	No, if I had that on my head.
	Yeah, try looking at it every day, all fucking day.
	Well, I got to tell you something.
	408 is on the line, so you watch out.
	He's got my back.
	What's up?
	I had that call.
	Hello.
	Hello.
	Oh, hey, sorry about that.
	So, hey, guys, I just want to follow up and touch up on that whole trans-Russia major total on that she's a spy and everything.
	And I just want to say I'm in the army, and that just proves how toxic leadership is right in front of our faces.
	They're so up, they don't give a shit about the fucking lower enlisted people like us.
	And especially like, you know, doctors and all the higher-ups are all heroes.
	It's just the same toxic shit we saw during COVID.
	And this is just a fucking example of so much, like, how, how, like, it's all rotting from the top all the way down.
	And like, frankly, it's just so disappointing to see.
	And this always goes back to the whole, like, can transgenders actually be like in the military?
	Are you going to trust them with like dozens of troops and sensitive information?
	I just think it's an unfortunate, like, just unfortunate what happened.
	And it's a testament of how the military is going downhill.
	They're mentally ill gays.
	Their suicide rate is 18 times that of the general population.
	That's a sign of mental illness.
	You can't do combat if you're flat-footed, for fuck's sakes, or you got shin splints.
	So if you come from the most suicidal demographic in the country by far, like by orders of 10, then no, you cannot.
	And this guy, I can't tell if it's the cis woman Or the fake woman, but one of them tried to join the Russian military to fight against Ukraine.
	Yeah, that was like her plan.
	And the funny thing is that you don't see a mugshot picture or anything, it's her fucking portrait, you know, with the U.S. flag in the background and she's smiling.
	It's almost like the media is like somewhat glamorizing stuff.
	They're gloating.
	They're gloating.
	Yeah.
	To push for extensions.
	It's just unfortunate, you know, and that's one of the reasons why I'm not even looking forward to staying in the military anymore.
	But, you know, I can't say that too loud, but fuck it, you know?
	Be brave, get in trouble, get fired.
	Yeah, they ruined the military.
	Way to go, faggots.
	All right, thanks for calling, buddy.
	Gavin and Rye with the growing number of female-to-male trannies out there, I think a PSA should be put out.
	This guy's kidding, but I totally agree with him.
	So pull up the video he has, Brian.
	This is important video for trans men.
	One, they must watch videos like this and enjoy watching them.
	Two, they have to understand they will be doing the work to create things like this.
	Three, they have to understand the extremely high mortality rate that things like this cost to create.
	I don't think it's the mortality rate's that bad anymore, dude, for building bridges.
	Four, finally, have the foresight to understand that when building things like this, they will need to take into consideration thermal expansion and solutions to solve things like this and any unforeseen natural consequence.
	So if you think that you are male, you're born in a woman's body, but you cut your tits off, I want you to know that we hereby insist that you enjoy this.
	Let's see it.
	You could have had it up this whole time, right?
	This isn't pinned?
	Well, I made it orange now that I've read it, but I told you it's called Important Video for Trans Men.
	Yeah, I typed in Trans Men.
	And the first thing is, oh, sorry, Tans Men.
	You spelt it right.
	Oh, okay.
	Important Video for Tans Men.
	Oh, for guys that go in the sun and it's like Tanmons.
	What an elegant solution for a serious issue.
	However, there is still a small problem to solve.
	The thermal expansion of the steel is slightly higher than that of the concrete.
	This differential expansion can cause trouble for the concrete deck, which is composed of a mixture of concrete and steel bars.
	But this expansion issue is negligible when the length is small.
	This is why the Golden Gate contains tiny expansion joints every 50 feet.
	There we go.
	Problem solved.
	Another great design challenge Mr. Strauss dealt with was the height of the tower.
	Let's do an experiment to gain a better place.
	Okay, skip ahead because this packy's boring.
	We got to get that going, buddy.
	Skip past this guy.
	This is why the short tower fails during the experiment.
	The tall tower will obviously reduce the tension in the cable, but it will cost much more to the market.
	So ladies that want to cut your tits off, are you bored yet?
	Because I'm not.
	I'm in awe.
	I feel like I'm in church right now.
	That this thing exists.
	This is the Golden Gate Bridge.
	So what's that?
	The Pacific Ocean?
	Yes, sir.
	We start with the tower construction.
	And they've got to battle these waves as they dig out a hole for a pillar.
	And obviously, not any rock is going to do.
	You've got to get through all the softer rock layers and get down to, I forget the name of the major bedrock.
	Hard strata.
	You've got to get down to the hard strata.
	Now, the way they create this is, it's actually not that different from the Brooklyn Bridge.
	What's that, 100 years ago?
	Or more?
	You still got to dig a cylinder and then empty the water out of it and still have men down there digging with jackhammers just like we did.
	When was the Brooklyn Bridge built?
	1883.
	How long ago?
	140 something years ago?
	Yep.
	Now that the fender wall is ready, I want to send guys down there, but the pressure might make it collapse on them.
	do you get around that problem?
	The fender wall will have to bear a huge inward force.
	So it's equal pressure.
	Uh, still Still a risk.
	I need something to brace the cylinder.
	Initially, they placed the blasting tubes, the workers' shaft, and the material shaft inside the fender walls.
	The trick was to construct a thick, reinforced concrete slab so that workers can work beneath it.
	Now they can get down there.
	The way workers reached the workers' chamber was quite interesting.
	It was via the workers' shaft.
	They continued to cut your tits off if they were an RCC slab.
	This RCC slab supported the fender walls.
	I wish they told us how they got this.
	During this process, the entire fender wall was allowed to sink slowly.
	You can see its knife-like shape.
	Eventually, they reached the rocky hard strata.
	After leveling the hard strata, you know, you think aliens made the pyramids.
	I feel like we're watching what aliens did and how they built our bridges.
	This is how Zorf came down from Mars and made us our first human bridges.
	Thank you, Zorf.
	All hail, Zorf.
	Once the foundation was ready, they assembled the steel base plate on the side of the corner.
	Is this how they make bridges in Wakanda?
	They assembled and riveted these cells.
	In Wakanda, it's the same, but it's bamboo.
	Is that adamantium?
	You can see how cleverly they had to plan the shapes and sizes of these cells so that the tower would finally achieve the shape which it was intended to be.
	Who is the Martian who made this?
	Mr. Strauss designed this.
	Mr. Strauss, you mean Zorf?
	You mean Gandar.
	Trust me.
	The tower construction was then complete.
	Next, it was time to lay down the main cables.
	For this, they were able to make a campaign of the Brooklyn Ridge.
	The Roebling family came up with those cables.
	You may think that the main cable is a single solid cable.
	D. Schneider came up with Twisted Sister, but it was the Roebling family that brought us Twisted Steel.
	And a total length of 129,000 kilometers length of steel wire was consumed for fabrication of it.
	Crazy.
	Okay.
	Great point.
	Anchored into the ground.
	Hey, Gavin, you often speak about black unemployment rates being an all-time record during the Trump administration.
	You also talk about how companies are clamoring to employ underqualified black people and women, and in the woke era to put them in the front window of the store.
	Is it possible black unemployment rates during the Trump era are an effect of woke corporations hiring affirmative action hires?
	Anyway, I love your new sunglasses and Ryan, cut your fucking hair.
	Will not.
	Worry about your own hair, sir.
	Or ma'am.
	We have more calls.
	Okay.
	A bunch.
	419 is currently on the line.
	Go ahead there, 419.
	Yeah.
	Hello.
	419.
	Hey, what's going on?
	Hey, how's it going, guys?
	All right.
	How are you?
	I'm great.
	I'm in South Carolina running from the hurricane at the moment.
	Yeah, it's supposed to hit there next, right?
	Yeah, it's following us.
	So we're in Greenville, which is awesome.
	And you should definitely check out South Carolina for possible locations for you to move.
	It's really freaking nice.
	But we actually had a question about something that Trump did recently, and we're curious about your opinion on it.
	Okay.
	So he had said at a rally that he thinks that all drug dealers should be given the death penalty.
	Did you hear about that?
	Yeah, he didn't say that.
	I think he said that he was talking about someone who does that, and he said, what do you think of that idea?
	That might not be such a bad idea.
	Maybe.
	I mean, like, he brought it up as like he'd been thinking about it for a long time, and he knew it wasn't going to be a popular opinion, you know, but he was like going to say it anyways.
	And I mean, we're, we're kind of neutral.
	My husband and I are kind of, you know, we're, we don't dislike Trump necessarily, but it just seems with the extreme pendulum that, you know, the politics always seem to swing back and forth, like it just seems to be going in a really steady right-wing authoritarian direction, which, you know, it might save the country, obviously, but it seems a little concerning, too, at some point.
	And what's a drug dealer?
	Like, I dealt weed in college.
	Maddie's dealt drugs.
	Well, yeah, exactly.
	Exactly.
	I mean, it's like it's a little Singaporean, which, like, to some extent, obviously it works for some countries, but I don't know.
	We know that you're a Trump fan, and we're not Trump fans necessarily, but it just seems with the way that everything's being set up.
	And like, we think at this point, like, everything's a psyop, right?
	We're like super skeptical about everything.
	So, like, yeah, like, do you at all think that potentially that he could be being positioned as like the savior for the American people where people really think that he's going to save America, but it's just another step along the way in a bigger plan?
	No, I don't think that.
	I do think, though, that there should be some serious charges for drug dealers who deal fentanil.
	You've got to know that you're killing people.
	Opioids, that should be.
	Correct me if I'm wrong, Maddie, but isn't that the way it is now with drug dealers where if you give someone opioids and they OD, you're fucked.
	That's madness.
	I mean, yeah, it's difficult to prove, but they want to charge you with the homicide.
	Yeah, and that's understandable.
	And I fucking agree with that to a certain extent.
	But we thought it was interesting for him to say that, and it felt a little like do Tyrte-ish.
	And we're just watching the pendulum swing back in the other way, and we're a little about the percussion that America could be facing in general.
	But I'm glad to hear that you don't think that he might be a bigger boy or player in the globalist scheme.
	That's reassuring.
	Yeah, I definitely don't believe that.
	I think that's why you can tell how close someone is to the target by how much they're persecuted.
	And the fact that they're breaking into his house, stealing all of his personal documents, claiming that they were declassified, shows that he is over the target.
	The fact that Matt Goetz is getting framed and accused of raping a 17-year-old shows that he's over the target.
	Ron DeSantis is also being investigated.
	That shows that he's over the target.
	Yeah.
	Well, I really hope you're right, man.
	I think that's really encouraging, actually.
	How old are you, by the way?
	31.
	Any babies on the way?
	Oh, my God.
	Not yet.
	We've been honestly even especially more so since we've been subscribed to you.
	We know that we need to do it.
	We've just had to pull the trigger yet.
	Last call for baby haul.
	You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.
	Oh, my God.
	Get to making the babies.
	What?
	I said, get to making the babies.
	Get to, okay, okay, okay.
	It's a goal by the end of the year that we're at least going to like, we're going to try.
	We live in a little apartment.
	We want to buy a house in Florida when the baby sleeps in your bed for like a year at least.
	Don't worry about the.
	Then there's the bassinet.
	They don't need their own room forever.
	That's what my husband keeps saying.
	So, you know, he seems to be right about most things these days.
	So I guess I should probably do that.
	Yeah, he should just rape you and throw your birth control in the garbage.
	All right, man.
	On a scale of one to ten, he should rape you at ten.
	It's about control, not about sex.
	I'm sure he'll take note of that.
	Okay, thanks for calling.
	Good luck.
	All right, let's see exactly what he said here.
	He said this in 2018, too.
	He flirted with that idea.
	And I think it's much worse than that.
	I think that's only what we hear about.
	It would stop.
	If you didn't get it down 75, 80, 90% from day one, I'd be surprised.
	And these committees that they set up, it's laughable.
	It's a horrible thing.
	We would solve that problem so fast.
	And I'm calling on Republicans and Democrats immediately to institute, to get to Washington and institute the death penalty for drug dealers you will no longer have.
	No, he really didn't say that.
	That's not taken out of context.
	That's 2022.
	You heard it here first, folks.
	And he's pro-life.
	I was like, nah, he didn't.
	What he said was it would, in a hyperbolic example, it could help.
	But no, he definitely said, I'm calling on that.
	So what's a drug dealer?
	If a fentanyl dealer kills someone, I'm open to the death penalty.
	But pot dealers, Coke dealers?
	Yeah, no, not that.
	I know a lot of people who have done Coke very recently who are perfectly good people.
	And the person who supplied that person, this magical hypothetical individual, I don't think deserves to be shot in the head.
	No.
	Maybe a fine.
	They're a good old Texan.
	And, you know.
	No, but for real, I mean, it could be like saving more lives.
	Because one.
	No one dies of Coke.
	Coke empties your bank account and makes you chat too much.
	No one dies.
	The worst thing about weed is you sleep in and you're not really driven.
	All those other psychotropic drugs are cool and they help you understand what's going on.
	Psychedelic drugs, I meant to say.
	And then Adderall makes you rich.
	It's just bad for you in the long run.
	It's oxys, opioids, fentanyl.
	And that's all the drugs that the DEA should be focusing on.
	The fact that, I know a dude, I talked about this on another show.
	When Biden was governor, he was really cracking down on drugs.
	And this guy got caught with three little bags of Coke.
	He wasn't dealing.
	It was a big party coming up, and he wanted everyone to have something.
	I think it was a bachelor party.
	Four and a half years.
	Well, he said if you got caught with a piece of crack the size of a quarter, you should get five years.
	Is that a spherical piece of quarter?
	Or just what if it's a flat piece of crack the size of a quarter?
	That's like enough for a couple hours.
	That's what he said.
	What a dumb time that was.
	Remember Nancy Reagan with her just say no and people were going to jail for 10 years for having pot plant lights?
	And the government was bringing in tons of it.
	I just got an email from my goddaughter's mother, who I haven't spoken to in five years.
	And her baby daddy went on the lamb because he was looking at 10 years for grow plants.
	That's how I met him in Costa Rica.
	He ended up looking after our place.
	He was on the lamb for not no marijuana whatsoever.
	He had gotten rid of it.
	But he still had the lights.
	That's crazy.
	And he's looking at 10 years.
	He had lice.
	So he went on the lamb for 10 years and they expunged his record.
	Okay, we're down to the last six minutes here.
	Aldo on TikTok.
	Sup, dudes.
	Wondering if you can verify sprinkles on this dude's videos.
	He just seems naturally hilarious.
	I have vetted this.
	I don't know how many sprinkles it has, but it's definitely good.
	Kind of Canadian vibes.
	He's probably a Midwesterner.
	Do you know what I'm talking about, Ryan?
	Yep.
	Yeah, there we go.
	Fuck, you scared the shit out of me.
	What are you doing?
	Yeah, sure.
	I mean, no.
	What?
	No.
	Why would you think I was doing that?
	It's disgusting.
	What?
	Fuck, you scared the shit out of me.
	He doing.
	Yeah, sure.
	I mean, no.
	What?
	No.
	All right, good stuff.
	Let's fill up the last five minutes with calls.
	How's the super chat doing?
	Coming right up.
	First, we have 719.
	You're on the line.
	Hello.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	That's my bad.
	You're on the line, 719.
	Hello.
	Hey.
	Hello?
	Yeah, hello.
	What's going on?
	What's up, queer?
	So, I just wanted to call this kind of an old topic about black chick hair, but just in the Army, it's getting really bad.
	Like, black chicks can have whatever they want, no standards whatsoever.
	Like, shaved head, dreadlocks, big-ass afros.
	So, like, the last place where you think they'd have standards, just out the window now, is like kind of like no safe haven.
	Black women kind of run the world now.
	And I bet some of the hairdos are just untenable.
	Like, just ridiculous winding fucking braids that come up with two big things that go around and then things that come out here.
	I mean, there's like bitches with fucking hair down their ass.
	Like, it can't fit underneath their hat, so like, it fits, like, two inches above their head.
	So, it's like, it's just ridiculous.
	And, like, they have it die, too.
	And no one can say anything to them, because if you do, you're racist and you're going to get kicked out of the army.
	So, it's like the weakest people are in charge of the most.
	And it's just an insane thing that's happened.
	Remember that roundtable discussion?
	And I forget who it was, Terena Burke, or the 1619 Project woman, I think, who said, can you believe we had to fight just for the right to have hair grow out of our heads?
	And you're like, no, that's not what the fight's about.
	It's about you looking like a fucking clown child.
	I feel like the military shouldn't be touched, but when you have fucking trainees telling secrets, you know, like, there's really no stopping these people.
	Yeah, it's a rough time.
	All right, thanks for calling, dude.
	Yeah, it's crazy.
	Let's catch up on the super chats there.
	What do we got here?
	$18,295.
	Good look.
	I think we raised about a grand tonight.
	Starship Technologies HR manager, Portland, Newgrad, hates and openly discriminated against straight white Christian men.
	P.S. T.J. is a bastard.
	I don't know what that means.
	Forgot to mention Maddie's Shitty Little Kitchen is the worst show on the network.
	I hate it.
	I wish it would just go away.
	Excuse me.
	That is terrible.
	You read that wrong.
	Oh, I'm pretty sure I read it right.
	I forgot to mention.
	Maddie's Shit Little Kitchen is the best show on the network after GML and Car guys.
	Oh, I read it.
	I don't have my glasses on.
	Those are polar opposites.
	Next call.
	There you go.
	Alright, next call.
	Got Zach.
	Two minutes left, folks.
	7-Oon-5.
	Zach, Zach.
	Hey, what's up, guys?
	So, it's kind of a perfect night.
	I called to complain about this briefing that I had this morning in the military, actually.
	Some big wig dude came down and we had like an all-call, and he told us all, like, right off the bat, that if you weren't supportive of transgender people or gay people or whoever it is in the military, then, you know, the military is a place for you.
	You need to get the hell out.
	We're not going to support it.
	And it's just kind of like a message.
	Are they just trying to get their numbers up?
	Is that what this is about?
	Is this like the way the Catholic Church is all about gays and Mexicans and anyone because they want to get their numbers up?
	Are they just, is it because enrollment is down that they're saying we'll take fucking anyone?
	Black bitches, mentally ill fags.
	We need our numbers.
	It has to be because they're scrambling right now, like trying to get fucking people.
	They're not going to make their recruitment shit this year, 2022.
	And they're all like, oh, what the fuck are we going to do?
	So we'll just go along with the fucking media.
	And, you know, we're going to be inclusive and diverse.
	I get trained on this shit like every other week because people are getting their feelings hurt in the fucking military.
	It's ridiculous.
	Yeah, and the problem is that puts your life in danger because the beauty of hazing in a military sense is you see who's a pussy, who's going to cry, who's going to be a Sergeant Pyle and blow his head off.
	You don't want to be in the trenches, in the foxholes with those guys.
	You want to be with guys who can handle a ribbing.
	Yeah, I don't want some weak-ass fucking trainee who's worried about whether or not they have a dick pulling me out of a foxhole when my leg's been blown off.
	I really don't want that.
	Fuck that.
	You literally want a real man.
	It's insane.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling, buddy.
	That's a great call to end with.
	We are out of here, folks.
	We'll see you tomorrow.
	We're going to talk about...
	What's going on?
	We've got a $50 one that just came in.
	Okay, Ryan, open my video.
	I just emailed you the five-minute video that I made that puts on full display how the FDA drifted from basic immunology.
	Well, it's $50 for Max and John.
	It kind of kills the whole vibe of the show.
	We could do the ending.
	We can carry this over to next week.
	It will be there.
	Yeah, let's do it next week.
	Let's do it next week.
	Sorry, but thank you.
	It will be there.
	I like you guys more than a friend.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.
	I hope it's enough.
	You better not for a night.
	I'm telling you, I can't do it.
	I can't stand your bullshit.
	No more than I'm in my back when I get one.
	I wish Australia had it got to back.
	What are your thoughts on the bird, which is the bald eagle?
	I think it's really great.
	Ryan Catu Rivera says, did you hear what the news is saying about the bird, which is the bald eagle?
	I don't know what that means.
	The bird reaches the bald eagle.
	Hardware!
	The bird witches the bald eagle.
	The bird witch is the bald eagle.
	How the bird witch is the bald eagle.
	It sounds cool when you say the bird witch is the bald eagle.
	The bird witch is the bald eagle.
	the bird which is the bald eagle Come and meet me at my front door tonight, tonight.
	Let me take you on a love tour tonight.
	Now that's how guys talk to one another.
	Let us tear up the stair floor.
	Really, really hard.
	I wanna give it to you, I fall.
	Hot shit.
	Let me love you with my heels on, yeah.
	Introduce me to your ding dumb.
	I've been waiting for you so long.
	Take me to the strings on make love to a show.
	And I think I know why.
	I got a lot of it to show ya That means you're gay I'm gonna love you like I own ya Let me put this money on you Mikey.
	I got my arms open so wide.
	I wanna wrap you deep inside.
	Just doing the thing.
	You know I got mad pride.
	But let me tell you, niche me, I'm so cool.
	Hello, you gotta bait.
	I can see you need action.
	Wait a minute.
	Been being good at it, if you will.
	You know you got a wild one.
	Aren't you embarrassed?
	So let me love you with my heels on you.
	I am beyond angry.
	I've been waiting for you so long.
	Take me to the swing song.
	Make love to a show song.
	I swear to God.
	Last night I do, I'm gonna get my hands around your throat.

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