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Sept. 23, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S04E167 - LORD OF THE FLIES

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	Video from Iowa, Michigan area, southwest Michigan, northwest Ohio.
	Great video, very outsiders, flassy dudes, hot chicks.
	I've got Canadian tuxedos on.
	Bring back that look, the jean jacket and the jeans.
	Although, I don't think you can do that at 52.
	It's a young man's game.
	Wow.
	We are back.
	Ryan is back from Groomer Central, Disneyland.
	How'd that go?
	Bigger black!
	Did anyone make passes at your baby?
	They did not.
	Disney is not popular with the right.
	Strange time to go.
	I guess no one lusts an infant.
	Yes.
	No, I think she's of the age where she's just a safe little dumpling.
	Did she enjoy it?
	Yes.
	She had a great time.
	She had a great time.
	A baby had a great time in Disneyland.
	Now, on Compound Censored last week, I remember you said that Anthony was like, well, how old is she?
	And you said six months.
	She's 10 months old, almost 11 months old.
	Oh, shit.
	I'm 10 months old.
	She's basically care and a half.
	She's basically walking right now.
	She learned how to.
	I have a video of her before, like the first days of the trip, and we're holding her hands walking, and she's garbage at it.
	By the end of it, she's like walking on her own, but basically with the hands.
	It's crazy.
	Huh.
	There used to be a commercial, a Disney commercial, where the baby takes the first steps, and like, whoa, that happens at Disney Magic.
	So you brought your wife and your kid, but you also brought your parents and your other family members, your cousins?
	What do you mean?
	Well, I saw footage of you there performing break dancing.
	Go to one, two.
	Okay.
	And I didn't know.
	Oh, geez.
	Is that you on the ground there?
	None of those people are me at all.
	Are you singing?
	I can't see very well here if you're the guy doing the dance.
	Whoa, Ryan!
	Yeah, that is impressive.
	You can do handstands?
	No, that's Licky Berwick.
	You look great.
	What song are you singing there?
	I'm neither of...
	Definitely not the little girl with the hat.
	What's that woman in the back doing?
	You should fire her.
	DJing?
	No, she's just barely moving her hands.
	She's trying to stay alive.
	She's just going like this.
	I think that might be the wind.
	That poor fucking gimp in the front is giving her.
	And then this chick in the pink skirt is just barely alive.
	She's just in the way.
	Whoa, watch out.
	Sorry, I'm not sure.
	She actually fucked that guy up.
	Look, now she's laughing.
	She goes, oh, shit.
	What?
	She's just going like this.
	But she was moving the hands before.
	You're out of the band.
	You're fired.
	Bye-bye.
	Home to mommy.
	Did you have fun at Disneyland?
	No, it was a great time.
	I felt fulfilled.
	Did you get drunk?
	I didn't.
	No.
	I didn't drink one sip.
	Not one sip passed these lips.
	And what would you guys do at night?
	Put the baby to bed, go to bed early.
	I went to bed the earliest ever, like on a bed, basically, like 10 o'clock, 10.30.
	And then I started pushing it a little bit.
	But we woke up at 6.30, like every day.
	And did you have the speedy pass?
	How did you get on rides?
	What did you do about rides?
	My wife is a genius with this whole thing.
	We use every program that they have, she's on top of it.
	So as soon as you scan the fast pass, now you're eligible for another fast pass, or she's on it.
	She's like doing all this stuff.
	And yeah.
	I've been to Disney without a person knowing what they're doing.
	And it's like we had to wait online for an hour.
	We didn't wait longer than maybe 20 minutes for the mass.
	That's not rocket science.
	Everyone gets the fast pass now.
	No.
	Everyone gets it.
	I just saw suckers and suckers and suckers sitting on these lines.
	Yeah.
	So when you get, you, you wait in line.
	Well, fast pass, you still have to wait a little bit.
	A little, little, little bit.
	So you get there, and then what happens?
	You give the baby to her, and then you go on the ride?
	Well, that's the thing.
	You could do the rider swap, which isn't even a fast pass thing.
	You do the rider swap.
	Disney is very nice about this.
	So even if you don't have the fast pass, you're like, we're going to swap.
	And you go through the fast lane anyway.
	Because they know that what it's like to have a little baby.
	Okay.
	So it's like a super secret, cool hack having a baby.
	Hack.
	Yes.
	But what would, like, so it's seven o'clock, you have dinner at Disneyland?
	Are you on the premises?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	And then you go home and you go to bed.
	And how many nights were you there?
	We were there seven nights, I think.
	So Thursday.
	And then we have four days of parks.
	One day in the middle where it was a split where my family came over.
	My uncle that lives down there in Florida is based.
	And so is his wife and the kid.
	And it was great.
	Met up with friends down there, too.
	And it was awesome.
	It's really cool.
	And you know what I think is really cool about this?
	Not only did my wife miss out on going to Disney when I went, and she was pregnant.
	She had to stay back last year.
	Which is what this whole trip is about, by the way.
	It has nothing to do with your baby at all.
	It has everything to do with your wife resenting that she didn't get to go to Disneyland.
	That is totally possible.
	It's not an option.
	I'm not open to debate here.
	Babies do not enjoy Disneyland.
	Babies enjoy colors and shapes.
	And you give a baby an empty bag of chips and the way it crinkles, oh my god.
	We're partying.
	You know what?
	I would agree with you, but the past couple of months she's been bored of her surroundings in the apartment.
	So we get these Love Every packages, which is like new toys for her.
	And she'll be infatuated with those for a little bit.
	And then she gets bored of stuff.
	She wants to go outside.
	And then, you know, the weather's starting to turn a little bit, so going outside won't be a thing.
	What?
	It's going to be too cold for us to go on the amount of walks that we go on now.
	What?
	Yeah.
	Well we'll go on them But not as often Not for like Ryan, it's not going to go below 60 for like another month.
	I hope you're right.
	Oh, God.
	Now, you know what else is cool about this is that it was like a teamwork thing.
	So, yes, we could take her when she's a little older, but by then we're going to have another kid.
	So we're going to have an infant and a toddler, which would be tough and more expensive.
	Now we actually have to pay for a ticket for her.
	Yeah, I'm getting bored.
	This was a good practice run on doing Disney with a baby, and she loved it.
	She had a great time.
	Like I said, she could see that little Japan.
	Yeah, there's Japanese.
	Nice stance.
	Little guy there.
	That's good.
	You stand like a fat chick.
	There we are, standing like regular chicks.
	What is your shirt, Dad?
	What else is on it there?
	That was given to me in Orlando at the meet and greet.
	Very nice people.
	I gave that to him.
	It says dad.
	And that's the, not the Hall of Presidence, some other patriotic thing.
	It rained, but that's okay.
	Got some snacks.
	That's her in Harambe.
	Right.
	I've been there.
	It's in the Animal Kingdom.
	That's a cool spot.
	It's very nice.
	Everything's very pleasant.
	That's right around where that water slide is.
	Not water slide, but water ride, where they just drench you like you're underwater.
	And then there's a little store that sells pants and shirts and flip-flops and stuff.
	Oh.
	Yeah, jipperdoodle.
	She loved Donald.
	She didn't like the princesses because they're just women in a lot of makeup.
	But these weird mascots were like, let's see if she's scared of them.
	And she loved them.
	There was a little sand pit there.
	That's her with a little headband on.
	But no, I have footage of her on the ride.
	And she, oh, there's some.
	What ride?
	That's like what her face looks like during the whole thing.
	And she goes, oh, it's a small world.
	Yeah.
	This is new for her.
	She goes, ooh.
	Like she's exaggeratingly excited.
	No, we could skip that one.
	But yeah, so very nice, very magical.
	Had a great time.
	Okay.
	Very boring.
	I had a little discussion on the train last night with an African-American woman.
	We're coming back.
	I was coming back to the Burbs, and she's there with a boy.
	He's about 9, and it's 11 p.m.
	And I'm not impressed.
	But his bedtime at 9 should be 8.30.
	It's a school night.
	He's got his school uniform on.
	It looks like a charter school.
	And so now I'm pissed off.
	And she's got this broken old phone that's just dead.
	And so he comes to get the tickets.
	And she goes, oh, I can't get it because my phone's dead.
	And I'm like, that's, I just, I go, that's not your phone.
	That's an old phone.
	And she goes, I think you need to mind your business.
	Uh-oh.
	And I go, I really hope that you, this doesn't work out for you somehow.
	And then she goes, she just kept saying the same thing.
	Mind your business.
	I go, this is my business.
	No, it ain't.
	And I go, yes, it is.
	Because you're scamming.
	And then I go, and the reason that's my business is we're living in a society.
	And it didn't work.
	Usually that is the magic word where they go, what the fuck?
	It at least phases them.
	But she's like, go fuck it.
	She didn't say, go fuck yourself, but she was just like.
	And then the cops, the train stops.
	And he goes, she's done this before.
	He says to her, you've done this before.
	He gets the cops.
	The cops come on.
	And then I'm like, you see, now we all have to wait because you are a scam artist.
	You want to do a scam and we all have to wait.
	Mind your business.
	And then it's just a dumb gesture.
	Like the cop says, what's going on?
	Do you have ID?
	No, I don't got my ID.
	Meanwhile, I'm there going, who doesn't carry ID?
	Right.
	And the cop's like, oh, well, I'm not going to slow down the entire train.
	So it's just a little pantomime we all do.
	And then we proceed and she doesn't pay and we all pay.
	You know, we're living in a society.
	I'm at the point now where I'm jumping turnstiles in the city.
	You'd get caught.
	They wouldn't take it easy on you.
	Good.
	No, there's no one around.
	And I'm just like, I'm sick of being the only guy who follows the fucking rules.
	That does, yeah, suck.
	It's annoying.
	Also in the news, I had a brilliant invention.
	So I was coming back from a meeting in Troy, New York.
	And it's like it's probably midnight.
	And there's traffic everywhere.
	And this happened on the weekend too.
	My son had a baseball tournament way up in Brewster.
	And there's crazy fucking traffic at like 11 a.m. on the 87.
	And I think you're like this too.
	You're looking at them and you're all like, what are you doing here?
	It's 11 a.m. on a Saturday.
	Where are you going?
	Where are you going?
	Are you all coming back from a baseball game?
	So here's my invention.
	Pull up Waze.
	Do you know Waze?
	I do.
	It's the best ways to go.
	When you're there, when you're on your trip, there's a series of options.
	Why are you on this trip?
	Groceries.
	And it's to and from.
	So to groceries from groceries.
	Two kids baseball from kids baseball.
	To professional sport from professional sport.
	I'm not sure if we could specify the sport, but that's up to ways.
	You break it down to like the 20 main reasons for trips, right?
	And then you punch that in.
	You click yes.
	You do your trip.
	And then when you look at the app, you can see, it's not individual.
	I can't see where this car is going, but I see generally 36% of these people are coming back from church.
	10% of this, or sometimes you'll see like 80% are going to a Harry Styles concert at Madison Square Garden.
	Right?
	And the app tabulates that.
	I'm asking for $250,000 for 5%.
	That's a lot.
	How much did you gross last year?
	Well, none, but it's just an idea.
	I'm actually asking for nothing, sharks.
	You can have this.
	That's my invention.
	So yeah, just make it happen, please.
	How much are you asking for?
	Zero.
	I don't have the time to deal with this shit.
	I got my own stuff going on.
	Wait, that's a show right there.
	Where just schmucks like us with good ideas go to inventors a step below the judges and entrepreneurs.
	We go to like a family that's ambitious.
	What's the prototype for this?
	This is just a meeting with Waze.
	Yeah.
	And then they just steal it.
	I say bye.
	I don't care.
	But anyway, and then there's evolutions to this.
	So you get in the car and you see 72% are people coming back from church.
	So then you go, okay, don't take the 87 on Sundays at 11 because it's right by a super church.
	And when the super church gets out, it's chaos for an hour.
	And you start to learn patterns.
	Then Waze starts to notice patterns.
	And they start going, are you sure you want to do that?
	Oh, I see.
	And it changes.
	They start learning when traffic is bad.
	I mean, they already have that.
	They tell you if you're going to JFK when there's a bad time and when's the best time to leave.
	It doesn't seem to vary that much, actually.
	And it would just help your curiosity.
	You're just like, oh, okay.
	That's why.
	These are all kids' sports on the Hutchinson.
	I had a good one.
	Okay.
	And you can steal this, anybody.
	Don't say...
	Leather socks that go on your feet that have laces and thick rubber soles.
	Those are called shoes.
	They were invented like thousands of years ago.
	How the fuck did you know that?
	Oh, my God.
	But they have different colors.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Let me guess.
	Does it look like this?
	You're good.
	Yeah.
	They've been around.
	That's made of canvas, though.
	Mine will be made of leather.
	These go to a leather.
	My wife has leather Chuck Taylors.
	White leather chucks.
	That's pretty dope.
	So, no, it's when breastfeeding, the baby always claws at...
	Women's happy breakfast.
	They're getting more juice out.
	They're squeezing the lemon.
	Wow.
	So it's a thing that you wrap around.
	You know how you cover a baby when you're in public, too, for the most part.
	You cover the baby so nobody sees a tit when they unlatch.
	It's a thing.
	It rolls up like a handkerchief.
	You put it around your neck, and it drapes down and it has fun little textures that the baby can play with instead of scrape your neck.
	And it covers their head, so you can press V in public.
	Wait, if it covers their head, how do they play with things?
	They're on the inside?
	Well, there's a flap that goes over the thing, and then their hand could just go through it.
	It could work.
	It's just a little string thing.
	How much are you asking for?
	I'm asking for...
	These things will be like...
	Too much.
	Too many delays.
	Too much hesitation.
	I'm out.
	Okay, I guess we should sort of start the show, right?
	I have a new favorite athlete.
	Oh.
	What's this called again when you jump over the little fences?
	When you jump over the little H's?
	Hurdling?
	Hurdling?
	Yeah.
	She's my new favorite hurdle runner.
	Hurdle runner?
	I guess that's track and field.
	Stop!
	Stop!
	This is so refreshing to see a woman be a woman.
	Maybe I should have put this in under feminism, but just like enjoy her femininity, enjoy that she's beautiful, but not be a whore and then not try to be a dude.
	Like this is someone in their element.
	And we're losing this in Western society.
	A hot chick who's like, yeah, I'm having fun with it.
	Life's good.
	Make it full screen.
	music
	Hi, I know.
	I'm gorgeous.
	Enjoy your boners.
	Music
	Watch this.
	Good work, honey.
	Look, we're on camera, by the way.
	Enjoy it.
	Hello.
	So, I'm going to be snipping the brake cables in my wife's car.
	I'm going to be marrying this chick.
	What if she says no?
	And then my wife's dead.
	That would suck.
	Don't murder your wife, guys, until you're positive.
	Look at that.
	What a catch.
	Look at that.
	Woohoo.
	Being a woman and loving life.
	She's funny, too.
	Am I simping?
	Does this count as simping?
	Could be.
	I don't have a boner.
	I'm like admiring her.
	You simped right there.
	Are we in a loop?
	Or this is all still fresh?
	No, it's all fresh.
	That looks hard.
	Yeah, it does.
	I don't think we could do that.
	Yeah, maybe women do have an upper hand on this one because their legs?
	Well, they're more flexible, yeah.
	Look at her.
	My only problem is they got the wrong song.
	But what the fuck are you playing?
	The scene from Ridgemont High.
	Oh, right.
	Oh, that's the car.
	That literally goes so well.
	Beep, boop, boop, beep, boop, beep, beep, boop, boop.
	Judge Reinhold somewhere in the here's a better Judge Reinhold wank fest.
	Someone tracked down that model that I was talking about last week who is a perfect 10.
	Had a long fucking argument with Anthony Cumio last night.
	I think I'm going to bring him in the studio and we're going to have a sit-down, two-hour discussion about Tens.
	Like William F. Buckley versus Gore Vidal.
	My contention is that you should see several tens a year.
	His contention is one 10 in your life.
	And it'll be on your deathbed.
	That's too little.
	So the argument comes down to bell curves.
	Like if you lived in an ugly bubble, right?
	Like say you lived in a midget town.
	Everyone in town is a midget.
	The million-dollar question is, is there a 10 in that little midget town?
	If you're born and raised and you die there and you never leave.
	You can't leave.
	It's walled in.
	Or do you just go, I'm surrounded by twos and threes?
	Right.
	It's the theory of relativity.
	I finally got that.
	Anthony goes, yeah, I'd be on my deathbed and then I'd just go, there's a 10 and die.
	And then that changes all the other ones that you called not tens.
	And then the thing I love about the one to 10 thing is you come up with all this science and math, and then there's just this, this non-scientific feeling you get, where you're like, Megan Kelly seven because she's older, right?
	And then when they had hotornot.com, I don't know if it's still around, but in the early 2000s, they'd have me, hypothetically, right?
	And it would, just based on looks, so we know that I'm a 6.8.
	And it would say 6.8.
	And then it would say, as decided by 350,000 people.
	So now it's like, it's not math.
	It's just this floating thing that everyone agrees on.
	Anyway, this woman, I think we can all agree, from Anthony Kumia to Gavin McInnes, that whole range, is a 10.
	This woman is not improvable.
	Okay, that's not her.
	Too muscular.
	Those shoulders are insane.
	I'd like those shoulders.
	Faked hits.
	There we go.
	My name's Tori Hub.
	I'm from Miami, Florida, and you are watching Shift.
	8.9, 8.8.
	Again, I wouldn't kick any of these women out of bed for trying to kill me.
	This whole thing.
	It's such a dumb concept.
	What are you supposed to wear on the beach?
	Shouldn't fashion have at least a toe in the pool of reality?
	She should be around 1.30.
	I thought I time stamped it.
	Yeah, yeah, boring.
	It looks like a gorgeous young woman on a male athlete's body.
	Okay, she's coming up after this.
	Prepare to freak out.
	I like this stuff.
	There she is.
	Okay, stop.
	Look at that fucking specimen.
	What?
	Now, some guys don't like big asses.
	Is this considered a big ass?
	Well, we're about to see it when she walks away.
	Oh, she's right next to you.
	I would not last more than 10 seconds with that.
	Look at her.
	Like, God gives you a magic pen and he's like, what do you want to fix?
	Uh, nothing.
	You know, the only thing that you could do to improve that?
	Have her have a giant cock.
	Yeah, that would be sick.
	And then she's so pretty that you see this attractive, well, maybe not.
	And you're just like, ew, after to everyone after her.
	Blying, blind, blind.
	A lot of cellulite in these butts.
	Whoa.
	Anyway.
	And speaking of things that we love, actually speaking of butts, butt boys have a new leader, one six.
	Jump ahead, one, Ryan.
	You know what the Butt Boys are.
	That's a club I started.
	Ryan and I are in it.
	I hope you're in it.
	It doesn't require anything.
	Butt Boys.
	And we prevent people from butting in line, butting in line.
	We're mostly prevalent on planes where we worry about people getting off.
	Trains, not so much.
	Sometimes people are fiddling with their stuff.
	It's okay to pass, I think, when you're on a train.
	But on a plane, it goes row by row by row by row.
	I've been buying first class now because I like dealing with it.
	By the way, did you know this?
	Another Anthony Kumi a tip.
	If you buy a first-class ticket two months in advance, it's like $500.
	That's not so bad, right?
	No, it's probably $100.
	I used to always buy tickets within a couple days, and it's always like $600 for coach.
	Which means you have to drink yourself into oblivion so you can tolerate it.
	But anyway, what's this?
	Butters?
	Oh, yeah, I remember this.
	What difference does it make to you?
	We're butting in line.
	Go to the back of the line now.
	Hold on a second.
	I'm not sure I would count this as butting in line.
	Because he was with somebody.
	If you know someone in the lineup, I'll let that go.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	No, absolutely.
	Yeah.
	That's why you say, can you hold my spot?
	If you have to go pee or something.
	But let's see how this...
	I think he kills him or something.
	Fuck it.
	Fuck yourself.
	Such overacting.
	Well, he wounds up.
	You know what that is.
	That's a comedian who got his first acting.
	Rather graphic.
	So this guy's at Popeyes, and someone walks ahead of him and starts ordering.
	So what does he do?
	According to police, McCain and Davis got into a brief verbal argument after the victim cut in front of several customers waiting to order food.
	They both then allegedly got out of the line, walked out of the front door together, and McCain immediately stabbed Davis.
	McCain then fled from the area.
	He's the new president of Butt Boys, and I want you guys to know, butting is ending today.
	Starting with McCain as a new leader of the Butt Boys, we will be stabbing people who butt in line anywhere in the world.
	This includes cars.
	This includes.
	I can't believe how few people understand this concept.
	When we're merging, unless someone cheated and sped ahead, it goes, you car, me, car, you, car, me, car, you, car, me, car.
	Like, someone, I let's, I let this guy go by, and then I go to go in here, and someone's like, fuck, no, no, not on my watch.
	What are you doing, dummy?
	And then they push forward, and so I go behind them, and I'm like, you happy now?
	Holy shit.
	What did you save?
	Three seconds?
	What?
	You know what I saw yesterday?
	Oh, few.
	I thought the TriCaster crashed.
	No.
	This was amazing.
	So we're coming back from JFK and there's people using the breakdown lane to go ahead and zip ahead.
	Now, a cop goes forward.
	There was like three people that did it.
	Cop goes and me and my wife are like, yay, get him.
	The guy in a BMW stays pulled over.
	He stays there and doesn't go in line.
	And then he gets out of his car scratching his head looking at his tire.
	Oh.
	And then when the cop guard goes ahead of him, he just gets right back in.
	I'm like, he's gone already.
	I was like, I...
	Touche.
	I don't agree, but Touche.
	Bravo means you encourage him.
	Touche.
	These are worthy adversaries.
	Correct.
	We have met our match.
	We got to set him up with this McLean guy.
	That's their top guy versus our top guy.
	Damn.
	Oh, yeah, true.
	And then, of course, last silly news segment.
	Shit, I don't.
	Is that the thing with the Butt Boys as the American flag?
	Well, you were making a declaration, right?
	That all the Butt Boys of the world now stab people.
	Yes.
	But that's the logo.
	It's a cartoon butt with a knife up the crack.
	That's sick.
	This says, butt boys.
	That's a shirt.
	What is that?
	Some sort of gay gang?
	It has nothing to do with sex.
	It's about butting and lying.
	Yeah.
	God, everything is sexy.
	Well, you have a giant ass on your chest.
	Yeah, it's a butt.
	Werner Herzog is a national treasure.
	I don't know what category to put this in, so I just stuck it at the front.
	We're so fortunate to have this German immigrant in our midst.
	Blow it up.
	It's just everything he says, everything he does, such incredible high quality.
	High quality.
	You don't need the text, Ryan.
	Okay.
	Now it's something different.
	They frighten me because of the flatness of the...
	That narrow, the kind of stupidity looking at you.
	Yes.
	And it's overwhelming and it's kind of frightening.
	And I have had many chicken in my movies.
	And you see hypnotized chicken in my movies.
	In some of my movies, you can actually hypnotize them.
	If you put the beak on the ground and then with a piece of chalk, draw a very fast straight line from them.
	They stay like that, hypnotized and stare at the straight line.
	You can hypnotize chicken.
	You could do it.
	And by the way, you could do it.
	He means like not one can hypnotize chickens, like it's possible.
	He's saying it's very easy.
	You could do it.
	Do it.
	And he's empowering him to hypnotize chickens.
	I hereby bless you with the hypnosis powers to fucking hypnotize chickens.
	You can hypnotize chicken.
	You could do it.
	I like how he doesn't pluralize chicken, like chicken is the plural.
	You can hypnotize chicken.
	Chicken.
	You could do it.
	And by the way, I like to eat them once in a while.
	A real good roasted chicken on your barbecue is priceless.
	They somehow reconcile me with their stupidity.
	Oh, that's a drop.
	Yeah, that is a drop.
	Holy shit.
	You got that Biden drop I sent you, right?
	I think so, yeah.
	Nazi fags?
	All right.
	Well, wait a minute.
	Wait, a ticket.
	There is a couple more.
	God, I have so much shit to do.
	We're barely past page one.
	One of my favorite nuisances, Robert Reich.
	I hate calling him making fun of his height because it's so easy.
	There's so much more to make fun of him about.
	He just lies.
	He's a socialist economist, if there's such a thing.
	And he just gets up there and just makes up shit.
	Everyone who's looked this up knows, and everyone should know, that most of the world's billionaires are bootstrapped billionaires.
	I think it's two-thirds, but there was a study recently, 2-0, that says, they weren't talking about billionaires, they're talking about 100 millionaires.
	And they go, of these folks, 67.7% were self-made.
	24% had a combination of inherited and self-created wealth.
	Only 8.5% of global high-net worth individuals were categorized as having completely inherited their wealth.
	8.5%.
	And there's a weird thing, too.
	There's so much animosity towards the rich that it's just juvenile and it's just jealousy.
	Like I saw in the post today, it was like, boohoo.
	Mark Zuckerberg's worth goes down $79 billion, but he's still got $55 billion.
	And you're like, so he lost more than half his wealth?
	That's a pretty big deal.
	You like that?
	It's a weird thing to be excited about.
	Or they just go, like, the oil company's made record profits this year.
	Good.
	That's what I'm going for.
	Yeah, I'm a customer.
	I want everyone to have record profits.
	That's good.
	I'm going to check out Robert Reich's Stupid Lie 19.
	Elon Musk, yeah.
	He's just, it's stolen money.
	Go down?
	Like, what they do is they confuse a few Anecdotal cases of rich people who didn't really work hard, and then they juxtapose that, like Kylie Jenner, they compare that to someone who works in the coal mines, and they go, billionaires are fake.
	No, there's some freaks like Kylie Jenner, whose entire family sold their souls to the Hollywood devils a long-ass time ago with sex tapes and exploitation and letting cameras go up their ass.
	Wait, what?
	Well, that really get heavily involved in their lives.
	Not literally video colonoscopies.
	I wouldn't put it past them.
	But damn near.
	That worked in their case.
	Self-made billionaires are a myth, just like unicorns.
	Of course, being self-made is a nice idea.
	It suggests that anybody can claw their way to the top if they're willing to work hard enough.
	It's what the Americans dream.
	Yeah, so he disproves this by showing you people who work hard that aren't billionaires.
	What?
	That's not how it works.
	I hate it.
	If Kylie Jenner can become a self-made billionaire at age 21, so can you and I. Even as wages stay cyclically and wealth inequality grows, it's a comfort to think that we're all simply wealthy.
	This is the thing Margaret Thatcher pointed out a long time ago.
	Yes, wealthy inequality grows, but both are getting richer.
	So I don't really give a shit if there's a wealth gap as long as the general consensus, as long as the general population is getting wealthier.
	Now, that being said, none of us, from the most free market absolutists to the communists, are excited about rail workers making minimum wage when the CEO of the company makes some ridiculous wage like $20 million.
	None of us like that.
	The problem is, how do you regulate it?
	As soon as you start regulating CEO salaries, they just move to China, they get on their boat, they go somewhere else, they do their business from their yacht, and then you have less billionaires.
	So it's a problem that I hope the free market could solve because I know the government absolutely cannot.
	Cosmetics company and some elbow grease away from fortune.
	Unfortunately, a nice idea is all it is.
	The origins of self-made billionaires are often depicted as a rags to riches, rise to the top fueled by nothing but personal grit and the courage to take risks.
	Yeah, it is 67% of the time.
	We're starting a business in a garage, but in reality, the origins of many billionaires aren't so humble.
	Yeah.
	The origins of 8.5% of billionaires aren't so humble.
	Like, shouldn't an economist have some stats?
	...stories rooted in upper-middle-class upbringings.
	How much risk did Bill Gates take on when his mother used her business connections to help Microsoft land a deal-making software?
	Bill Gates world famous for not deserving his money for his operating system sucking.
	By the way, they're totally ripping off Prager U's format, and it's like less good.
	Yeah.
	Musk came from a wealthy family that owned an emerald mine in apartheid, South Africa.
	I don't know enough about it.
	Bezos' garage-based start was funded by a quarter million dollar investment from his parents.
	If your safety net to joining the billionaire class is remaining upper class, that's not pulling yourself up by your bootstraps, nor is failing to pay your fair share of taxes along the way.
	Along with Musk and Bezos, Michael Bloomberg, George Soros, and Carl Eichen have all gotten away with paying zero federal income taxes.
	Stunned he mentioned Soros.
	Yeah.
	The less tax.
	I hate how that's considered bad.
	Like Shakira's in trouble for dodging taxes.
	I'm just like, ah, fuck.
	Sorry you got caught, Shakira.
	Yeah.
	Some beards.
	That's a big helping hand, courtesy of legal loopholes and American taxpayers who pick up the tab.
	All while our tax dollars subsidize the corporations owned by these so-called self-jects require major graphs and stats.
	You've handpicked these cases to support your point with no serious data.
	Did you get a thank you card from any of them?
	I sure still didn't.
	Other common ways that billionaires build their coffers off the backs of others include paying garbage wages and subjecting workers to abusive labor conditions.
	That's a valid point.
	Portraying themselves as rugged individuals who overcame poverty or did it on their own remains an effective propaganda tool for the ultra-wealthy.
	I don't think Warren Buffett talks about his bootstraps.
	Rising up collectively to demand fairer wages and one that ultimately distracts from the role that billionaires play in fostering poverty in the first place.
	What?
	Billionaires say their success proves they can spend money on the business.
	You know what's funny about this boring rant?
	He's always been a government employee.
	So he's sitting there bitching about millionaires and the free money they get, where his whole career has been free money.
	The government.
	Yet they have to do it with government spending when it comes to receiving corporate sellers.
	That's a dirty V-neck sweater and a blue t-shirt.
	When arguing for even more tax breaks, they claim each dollar the government takes from them is a dollar less for their critical role in expanding prosperity for all Americans through job creation and philanthropy.
	Well, that's rubbish.
	Rubbish.
	50 years of tax cuts for the wealthy have failed to trickle down.
	As a result of Trump's tax cuts, 2018 saw the 400 richest American families pay a lower tax rate than the middle class.
	Yeah.
	And U.S. And business was booming.
	Unemployment was at a world low.
	The lowest it's been in American history.
	We were rocking.
	We were on fire.
	And you just said it didn't work?
	What?
	Black unemployment, lowest ever?
	$2 trillion during the first two years of a pandemic that was economically catastrophic for just about everybody else.
	They want to have their cake and everyone else's cake and eat it.
	That's how cake works, anymore.
	He's kind of every...
	Trump isn't the one that made everybody, He was listening to Fauci.
	You were also trying to impeach him when all this shit was going down.
	And finally, in the hodgepodge brick-a-brack news, two more Whitmer convictions.
	You know how pissed off I am about this.
	You know how I think it's an example of terrorism.
	Terrorism is committing an act of violence for political gain.
	If you honeypot lonely, unfortunate, low IQ, patriotic dudes, and you convince them to kidnap the governor and possibly kill her, you are committing terrorism.
	And they say two of these guys got off with that argument.
	In April, a jury acquitted two men, Brandon Caserta and Daniel Harris, on all charges after their attorney successfully argued the men had been framed by the FBI.
	So I think that should make the whole case garbage.
	Like, why is anyone going to court for this?
	You should kidnap the governor.
	Really?
	I don't know.
	Yes, man.
	We need real change.
	Come on.
	I'm not doing it.
	That's illegal.
	I'll do it.
	What?
	I want to do it.
	You said it's real change.
	Yes, that's what I'm talking about.
	Go get some duct tape and some rope and a gun and we'll go to her house.
	Are you, sir?
	Yes, trust me on this one.
	I'm a terrorist brainwashing you.
	All right.
	It's time to have a fun look at shit I don't care about.
	Oh.
	Ryan, roll the interstitial.
	Oh, yeah.
	Shit I don't care about.
	Shit I don't care about.
	Shit I don't care about at all.
	Which got a new TV?
	55 inch.
	Oh, I just got a care.
	Zero inch.
	We have a new theme, though.
	Yeah, someone added.
	So I think I asked you to place the guitars underneath that, right?
	I can absolutely do that.
	And here it sounds.
	Thank you to the baby monster who sent that in.
	Shit, I don't fucking care about.
	Shit, I totally don't even care about.
	Shit, I don't care about.
	Oi!
	You could use that audio now.
	You don't have to mix anything.
	Sweet.
	So the guy from Maroon 5, super hot guy who reminds me of the dude in the leather sleeves at the end of School of Rock.
	I think that is who they're making fun of in School of Rock is Adam Levine.
	I hate Maroon 5, of course.
	Moves like Jagger.
	He's on America's Got Talent or whatever, The Voice or whatever.
	Just gross, gross dude.
	And he's obviously very famous and has been fucking supermodels his entire life since he was a baby.
	He would fuck supermodels as a baby, which I think is illegal.
	He would wear a strap on.
	And after marrying a supermodel and knocking her up, he does what all famous, handsome people do.
	They get bored.
	So he's been hitting on models.
	Did you know about this, Ryan?
	I have heard about this.
	It was front page of the Daily Mail for three days.
	It's truly unreal how fucking hot you are.
	Like, it blows my mind.
	I mean, I think the same.
	Seeing you in person, I was like, I'm fucked.
	You are 50 times hotter in person.
	I may need to see the booty.
	Fuck.
	And then someone goes, I don't really care about Adam Levine, but I'm amazed that he sex like he's 17 and hasn't ever fucked.
	My wife showed me this one.
	It was one of the funniest things.
	Uh-huh.
	Goldilocks, after trying the third bowl of porridge.
	Fuck, I'd do anything for you.
	When Goldilocks tries the first bowl of porridge, he was like, you are so fucked.
	It's unreal how fucking hot you are.
	Like, it blows my mind.
	Well, Ryan, that's the crucial part of the joke.
	Yeah, I know.
	You forgot the whole setup.
	I didn't know.
	There we go.
	Oh, shit.
	Wait a minute.
	Very funny.
	My brain's not working correctly.
	Porridge, like how hot you are.
	Fuck, my brain just broke.
	Were you trying to think of one?
	No.
	Okay, because, yeah, the first bowl of porridge was way too hot.
	It was Papa Bears.
	No, no, I know what I was going to say.
	I've never seen that emoji before.
	Oh, the.
	What's a swirly-eyed emoji?
	Yeah, they got that.
	Look up Dizzy, maybe?
	Dizzy rascal?
	Uh, Dizzy?
	Emoji.
	Here, I'll just text you.
	I'm texting a guy named Ryan.
	There we go.
	Look.
	Dizzy emoji.
	Dizzy.
	Oh, there it is.
	I've never seen that before.
	Dizzy World.
	That's fun.
	He's also sending pictures of himself.
	And his fucking body is amazing.
	1-8.
	This is Joshua Cash pointed this out.
	Joshua Cash is the Adam Levine of this network.
	He's sexy?
	Yeah, well, he cares about his hair and his eyebrows.
	I think he works out just to look skinny.
	Holy fucking fuck.
	The body of yours is absurd.
	Yeah, it's amazing how much traction this got.
	And now they're denying it, and that's a whole other article.
	Oh my God, you're not going to believe it.
	They're not fucking.
	Okay, I don't care.
	I don't care if a rock star cheats on his wife.
	I thought it was kind of a given.
	We all just assume that Adam Levine is fucking modeled.
	But they're coming forth.
	Now there's a whole.
	Look, now I'm getting sucked into it.
	There's a whole bunch coming forth and saying, yeah.
	Do you care about the black mermaid, little mermaid?
	Yeah, Ryan, that's in racism.
	You're just going to start throwing out different news items to see if I care anything.
	I was scared that you wouldn't care about that.
	I care about the blackification of stuff.
	Mostly because when it goes the other way, that's heart attacks all around.
	But I've been meaning to do this green screen because girls are obsessed with astrology.
	They think it's real, or some do.
	A lot do.
	And I want to find some truth in it.
	So through hard work and having several days off to do research, I've managed to come up with a way to make astrology real.
	Let's get into it.
	Come on, everybody.
	That's Sid Vicious covering Eddie Cochrane's Come On, Everybody.
	It's a fucking great song.
	You should check out the original.
	He likes this girl, but he doesn't have a car, and it's the 50s, and you need a car to get a chick.
	You need a rumble seat in the back.
	Anyway, he eventually gets one.
	Did you make little cards for this?
	That's very gay.
	What is that?
	That's just kind of a hodgepodge of imagery of the zodiac size.
	It's gross.
	I hate your sense of design.
	Well, it's like a weird fat lesbian's silky fucking thing that's pinned to her wall.
	That's like a drink.
	Well, yeah, but that's the aesthetic of Zodiacs.
	All right.
	All right.
	So, Ryan, I asked Ryan this earlier.
	This is how Ryan's brain works.
	I go, Ryan, was your mom hot when you were conceived?
	And he goes, I don't know.
	I was a baby.
	I wasn't interested in women at that time.
	So, first of all, you were not a baby when you were conceived.
	Oh, yeah.
	Secondly, I didn't say, did you want to fuck your mom when you were a baby?
	That's very rare.
	Okay.
	Well, you want to fuck hot things.
	No, you don't.
	You don't want to fuck anything when you're a baby.
	You just want to not be killed.
	That's your only goal.
	Not be poisoned or killed.
	That's why you barf all the time.
	That's why they like such lame food because they're worried about dying subliminally.
	I mean, it's all genetics, right?
	And then I said, no, no, but like when she was that age, and he goes, oh, I wasn't attracted to her sexually, obviously.
	No, he would never say obviously.
	Nothing's obvious to Ryan.
	So, Ryan, what sign are you?
	Aries.
	Okay, so we'll get to you.
	You're second.
	But your parents, your catsu probably drilled your mom on the 4th of July.
	But let's start with Pisces, February 19th, March 20th, okay?
	If you are a Pisces, you were probably conceived on Cinco de Mayo.
	That means that you're either Mexican, which is fine.
	I guess that's all you need to know.
	Or you have Mexican-like tendencies.
	So you are good at washing dishes.
	You'd be a good landscaper.
	You're quiet.
	You keep to yourself.
	You can get violent if need be.
	If you're a woman, you probably are very loyal to your man, but if he cheats on you, you'll destroy his car.
	And then if you're a man, pretty good guy, not interested in politics or media.
	You just work your ass off landscaping.
	Then you have about three modellos at the end of the day, and you watch soccer.
	That is the characteristics of a Pisces.
	Now we come to Aries, which is Ryan.
	If you're in Aries, you were probably conceived on July 4th.
	That means you're patriotic.
	You love this country.
	Because if the people who made you are in a good mood...
	Yeah, that's you.
	The people who made you are in a good mood, right?
	They're fucking.
	And if they're doing it on July 4th, they're in a good mood because they love this country.
	So that's not just a genetic thing they pass on.
	They pass on that tradition.
	Your parents are patriotic if you're in Aries.
	And that means you're going to be patriotic.
	I'm not saying it's in your DNA.
	That's the culture you grew up in.
	They obviously love July 4th.
	They're feeling good on July 4th.
	They're partying on July 4th.
	Dad gets a boner for this country and his wife.
	May do.
	Taurus, April 20th to May 20th.
	If you are a Taurus, you were conceived during a heat wave.
	That means your parents are gross.
	It was hot and sweaty out.
	Your parents are like, if you're horny in July when you're all sweaty, you're weird.
	So that means that you're weird.
	Your parents are kind of like these wet perverts that don't mind ass sweat and stuff dripping down on them when they're 69.
	So you're like a gross pervert if you're a Taurus.
	And get away from me.
	I don't want you around.
	You're probably looking at my ass, you weird perv.
	Gemini, May 21st to June 20th.
	I thought you were going to have a card, like a Gemini card.
	Oh, they are there.
	Oh, I see.
	Your parents fucked on Labor Day weekend.
	That's good parents.
	They're working class.
	They love to party.
	That means there's good communities there in the area.
	They have strong family values.
	That means you're going to have a great life.
	If you're a Gemini, you were likely conceived on Labor Day weekend.
	And that means that you're salt of the earth, good quality American stock.
	And you should be proud that your dad came and your mom on Labor Day weekend.
	Cancer.
	I'm cancer.
	June 21st to July 22nd.
	If you're a cancer, you're probably like me.
	You have a perfect penis.
	You're a super nice guy.
	You're perceived as a bad guy.
	But when you get to know you, you realize, wow, this guy really cares about people.
	He's actually kind of a teddy bear and a super smart teddy bear at that.
	And the thing about you is, cancers, is you're amazingly honest.
	You're just like, hey, that's the way it is.
	If you lose an argument, you go, I guess I lost the argument.
	You're not like cheating and scheming to win.
	You want to win, but you want to earn it.
	And you're a man and a woman of your word, too.
	That's what I love about cancers.
	You're handshake, guys.
	And loyalty is big with you guys.
	Like, you never turn on anyone.
	And when someone shows any signs of disloyalty, you X them for life.
	You never speak to them again.
	You're very Scottish culturally, Cancers.
	All right, Leo.
	This has actually inspired this whole thing.
	I realize if you're a Leo, July 23rd to August 22nd, you were likely conceived on Halloween.
	And what happened there was your mom was wearing a slutty costume.
	Could have been like a little miss, like little miss, what's her name?
	Riding Hood.
	And your dad got so horny.
	And like the slutty costumes are relatively new.
	That's a new phenomenon, like the, I'm a sexy devil or whatever.
	But even back in the 70s and 80s, the woman would sort of slut it up.
	Like they'd be a sexy, you know, maid or something.
	It wasn't as slutty as it is now, but it was still pretty hot.
	And your dad, who was probably the elephant man or something, he got so horny he couldn't take it.
	And I don't know if your parents fucked in an alleyway.
	I think they may have fucked in the back.
	I'm actually getting kind of a boner right now.
	They may have fucked in the closet at a Halloween party.
	They just couldn't take it anymore.
	And he jizzed right in her, even though you guys were newlyweds.
	So that means that genetically, you come from horny people.
	Because she, it's not like she was saying, no, no, stop.
	I hate it.
	They were both DTF.
	So you come from horny people.
	You're a very horny person.
	Now, we're going to, you're a whore, basically.
	We're going to see other people who are not horny, like Capricorns.
	So you should check other signs and make sure that you're linked up with a horny sign.
	Like Aries are pretty horny.
	Pisces are pretty horny.
	Capricorn's not horny.
	And you'll see why in a moment.
	Virgo, odds are that's August, September.
	You were likely conceived on Christmas break.
	That's cool.
	That means that you're pro-family.
	That means your parents feel good when everyone's cozy and together and not working and celebrating a Christian holiday.
	I mean, you're a very wholesome person if you're a Virgo.
	Congratulations.
	And it also means you're probably not going to get divorced.
	So that's reliable.
	Ladies, if you meet a guy that's a Virgo and you're not a total whore who wants to get banged every night, I think you should focus on Virgos.
	They're very Christmas friendly.
	And it's confusing because it's August, right?
	But you got to go nine months before.
	Libra, likely conceived on St. Patrick's Day.
	That means your dad's a drunk.
	He doesn't really love your mom, but he's Catholic, so he's not going to get divorced.
	I would try to be picky with Libras because he comes from stock that just gets wasted in bones.
	That means there's a proclivity for alcoholism.
	So watch out, Libra men.
	They tend to be drunks.
	Are you a Scorpio?
	Okay, that means you were probably conceived on New Year's Eve.
	That means your parents are total partiers.
	Your life will be fun, but pretty reckless.
	Your parents probably got divorced, too.
	The children of partiers tend to have an exciting, eventful life with lots of crazy stories, but also a lot of train wrecking, a lot of drunk driving, a lot of accidents, a lot of deaths.
	Scorpios are the bad boys of the astrology world.
	Sagittarius, you were probably conceived on Super Bowl Sunday.
	This means your dad's a winner and he likes to celebrate.
	It also means he's a warrior.
	People don't understand.
	I hate when they talk about sports ball and say you're a cuck if you watch sports because you're watching men play.
	No, we have a natural proclivity for war.
	We want Caligula.
	We want the battles in the Colosseum.
	We ideally want to be standing on a hill and watching our tribe destroy the opposing tribe and watch us get all this cool land.
	That's our goal.
	But we don't do that anymore because it kills people and we're too civilized.
	Well, for the most part, we're still slaughtering people all over the Middle East.
	So what we do with this instinct is we have wars in controlled environments where there's no deaths.
	And you might get a baseball to the face or you might get tackled by a guy, but we get to satiate our war lust without anyone really getting hurt.
	Besides a few football concussions, mental illness over there.
	They break down, get schizophrenia.
	So if your dad is horny on Super Bowl Sunday, that means he has the warrior gene in him, which he's likely passed on to you.
	So male Sagittariuses, you have the warrior gene.
	You should probably enlist.
	Woman Sagittariuses, you sound like you'll be a loyal patriot who waits for your military man while he's away and you won't cheat on him.
	Capricorn, now we discovered this earlier.
	We talked about it, that they're not horny.
	They were conceived during spring break.
	So what that means is the older kids were not around.
	They had the house to themselves.
	There was basically no reason not to have sex.
	And that's why your parents had sex.
	That's why your parents made the love and conceived of you.
	Which means sex isn't a big priority.
	If all the ducks have to be in a row for your parents to have sex, then they're not horny.
	And if they're not horny, then they're passing on not horny jeans to you.
	So you're not a horny person.
	Which is fine.
	No one has a problem with that.
	You know, it's like being tall or short.
	But I would definitely avoid the ones who were conceived on Halloween, which is Leo's.
	And that brings us to Aquarius, of course.
	You were conceived on April Fool's Day.
	Your whole life is a joke.
	You should kill yourself.
	Just nobody coming home.
	Whoa.
	That extra coffee is giving me the business.
	They call it Mr. Brown's for a good reason.
	You know what?
	I said to Nita Fashion is in Hong Kong.
	And when I lived in Taiwan, I would have Mr. Brown.
	And it made me laugh because it was the only time you heard English on TV.
	They'd be like, sure, Mr. Brown.
	And I would always get Mr. Brown.
	It's a lot of sugar.
	And so they said, oh, business is booming.
	Thank you so much, Mr. Gavin, for all your clients.
	I'm like, shit, I should have asked for shares in the company instead of just some ad podcast money.
	And they go, can I get you anything?
	And I'm like, get me a Mr. Brown.
	Meaning one can of that Chinese coffee.
	I get like a fucking case a month.
	That rules.
	It filled up my house and the studio.
	Add Mr. Brown's today.
	I think it's making me fat, too.
	You know what else is making me fat?
	I punched a hole in the wall.
	How does it make you fat?
	I shattered all the bones here, so I can't box.
	Oh, yeah.
	So I'm not going to the gym, and I'm just, my pants are getting tighter and tighter as I get fatter and fatter.
	Oh, boy.
	Gee, whoa.
	You.
	It's a big, big, big man.
	A big fat guy.
	You like a Chris Folly or something.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	You do a Chippendale sketch with your big fat belly.
	Here's my mom.
	Hard to see her because she's got her bangs in her eyes like her boy.
	You know what?
	She's got a very sexy vibe.
	Whoa.
	She looks like kind of a partier, kind of a troublemaker.
	She looks like a Libra.
	I think she's an Aquarius.
	She knew Herve Villichez?
	How did she know?
	Did she work on Fantasy Island?
	What do you mean?
	Isn't that tattoo from Fantasy Island?
	That's me.
	Oh.
	That's me, yeah.
	I'm sorry.
	She looks like a fun chick.
	You know what I don't get about your mom?
	She doesn't have a Puerto Rican accent.
	No.
	Did she, like, fight it?
	Does she say, no, it's not batroom, it's bathroom.
	Well, she says soder.
	She says, oh, can you get a soda?
	That sounds more Midwestern, like Fargo or something.
	She doesn't know.
	They call it pop.
	She's kind of like a watered-down Italian or something.
	I think you've got to really work hard to get rid of that accent.
	It's tough.
	You know what I realized, too?
	I was talking to a woman on the weekend, and she had this brutal Bronx accent, like worse than Cardi B. And I realized, I don't like that accent on women.
	I'm sorry to say this, but it makes you sound dumb.
	It might be Cardi B who ruined it.
	Not only dumb, but like confidently dumb.
	Yeah, just really unsexy, like really unfeminine.
	Pull up Cardi B talking.
	You just want to slap her every time she opens her mouth.
	Everything she says is so dumb.
	She ruined daintiness.
	I think she ruined the accent for me.
	Can you believe that she sat with Joe Biden?
	I like a fucking, yeah, do it on the breakfast club that you get the real her.
	She's not trying to white herself up.
	Look at her.
	She's sucking and effing to get where I'm mad.
	And it's just like, they think I fuck Mona Scott.
	Did you understand a word she just said?
	And what language was that in?
	There's no vulnerability as a thing, too.
	And I got popping because, like, you know, my Instagram followers, like, you just told me I fucked a million people to follow me.
	Plus, you always had a boyfriend, that jail boyfriend.
	He seemed like he's been causing you trouble lately, though.
	He seemed like he not too happy with your current success.
	Yeah.
	They're not together, but it's he got a new girlfriend already?
	No.
	He's in jail.
	Is he out?
	It happens.
	Nah, it's not in jail.
	It's not that.
	We just really, we're really good friends, though.
	What happened, Cardi, now?
	Because you seem like a very loyal person.
	What made you be like, I should have been a little bit more than that.
	She's probably not.
	I am very loyal, and I'm still very loyal now.
	Loyalty.
	He's going to have to be a little bit more.
	I'm still very loyal now.
	Can you imagine her reading a book?
	But the thing is that it's just like, I mean, it's not convenient for me, like, You need dick on demand.
	It's not even about dick.
	It's just like, I know that his attitude, we're both the same.
	And it's just like, it's never going to work.
	To be fair, in this one, she is a little daintier and more vulnerable.
	Even the spices are hanging out.
	And she has hands drawn on her hands.
	Yeah, my double hands.
	I got like fingernails on my glove.
	You got a warrant?
	No more.
	Now, what made you get your teeth fixed?
	Let's see the teeth.
	Let's see the teeth.
	Cheese.
	There you go.
	I even smile when I'm mad.
	Dude, this is like Betelgeuse levels.
	What do you mean?
	She's a wackpacker.
	Yeah.
	Like, this is mean.
	The vibe is very Betelgeuic, too.
	It is.
	Just for anything.
	She's like Wendy the Slow Adult.
	This is Howard Sturge.
	Wow.
	Holy shit.
	You're right.
	I feel shitty watching this.
	People that was offering to do it for free.
	And I just felt like, nope, I'm good because I'm bagging every guy that I like.
	Now, if it was a problem, I wouldn't get these type of guys that I'm begging.
	You know what I'm saying?
	You know what I'm hearing?
	But after a while.
	That's such a weird thing, too.
	Women talking about being so hot, they get to bone hot dudes.
	What?
	That's like a male thing.
	It is.
	I'm a Libra that I like to be like, aha, what you gonna say about me now?
	And it's like, what can people say about me now?
	You can't get caught up in that, though, because they'll start clowning you about something else.
	And you'd be like, oh, you don't get this guy.
	That fashion and that.
	They was talking about that bathtub.
	Yeah.
	That turned into a big deal on social media for some reason.
	If you don't know, she shot a scene in the bathtub and the towels look kind of filthy.
	Tiles.
	The towels are really filthy.
	It was like one of those, they put me like in an Airbnb.
	Part of the towels was filthy.
	No, there really wasn't.
	There really wasn't.
	I swear to God, it was like one of those apartments that they try to make it look very New York scenery style.
	I mean, I feel like I'm at an institution for slow adults and I have a clipboard and she's talking and she's doing really well.
	She's doing great.
	You know what she did?
	She made her own breakfast today.
	Toast?
	At the breakfast club.
	Eggs.
	We obviously had to be their monitor because sometimes they leave the pan on and they burn the Teflon.
	But she made eggs and she worked the coffee machine.
	She learned to work the coffee machine.
	It's a Kurig.
	She put in the little pod.
	So you press the button?
	I don't know.
	Like, you push the button and it's like all this coffee come out and it's like so hot you got to wait a little bit or you burn your lip.
	She's so Puerto Rican, she's Chinese.
	Oh no, Dominican.
	Dominican, sorry.
	Oh yeah, it's up, it's up.
	She wrote a hit song.
	I talked about this yesterday called It's Up, It's Up, It's Up, and It's Stuck.
	And I researched it.
	It's about when you get fucked in the ass so hard that you have impacted feces and you cannot defecate.
	It's up, it's up, it's up, it's stuck.
	Hit song.
	Thanks, Cardi B. Thanks for passing down the knowledge.
	Would you like to interview the president?
	His name's Joey B. And they did.
	Joey B and Cardi B spoke about economics and COVID and idiocracy.
	Once upon a time, man, I heard that I was ugly.
	Came from a bitch who nigga wanna fucking flashlight.
	I've been listening last night.
	Hit him with that good cup.
	Make a nigga act right.
	Broke boys don't deserve no pussy.
	I know that's right.
	She seems so much about her vagina.
	She's a dude, basically.
	I get to fuck hot dudes because I'm popular.
	And why is she barefoot on top of that pedestal?
	Oh, God.
	Anyway.
	Let's dive into some LBGTQ because Matt Walsh has been doing some heavy-ish.
	Here's another picture of her mom.
	She looks smoking, dude.
	She looks kind of like a rice.
	What the fuck is the music?
	No, don't use that music with her.
	Do you think your mom's a MILF?
	No.
	She's mommy.
	Yeah, a mommy I'd like to F. No, don't F. What if I F her and then I abandon her?
	I would hate if you F'd her and Ad H. That sucked.
	They're not all going to be winners, folks.
	It's going to be some stink bombs.
	Sometimes the jokes will be stinkers.
	Cue the LGBTQ intro and cut it short.
	Here, we.
	And, frankly, we go.
	Love, though.
	I felt ugly.
	I felt gay.
	And then we felt ugly.
	That sucked.
	I'm sorry.
	Great job.
	Great job, Brian.
	You played two songs at once and you cut it so short it didn't really exist.
	So the training shit is going down.
	Whoa.
	Whoa.
	Their side is you're putting people's lives in jeopardy.
	They're trying to help trans kids.
	They're trying to help trans kids come out.
	And you know what happens if you get in the way of that?
	They kill themselves.
	Really?
	Why are like 90% of the suicides after they identify as trans?
	And as Matt Walsh pointed out, you told us, because we said, why is trans a thing?
	And it wasn't a thing before.
	And now like one in three kids call themselves trans.
	Well, it's always been that.
	You just made us hide it.
	They're now out of the closet and they can enjoy their trans life.
	Okay, but you just told me that if we don't embrace their transness, they'll kill themselves.
	Where's all the suicide back here?
	When we were apparently allegedly keeping them in the closet, they should have been killing themselves in droves.
	The suicide rate has gone from nothing to a spike like this.
	And it's after you said everyone was trans.
	So the suicide thing doesn't add up.
	But here's the other crazy thing.
	They're all worried about the hospitals.
	Why are you threatening the hospitals?
	Because you're cutting off minors' tits.
	It's horrific to see an adult woman, 19 years old, cut her tits off.
	It's downright apocalyptic when it's a 12-year-old, 13-year-old, 14-year-old.
	A prepubescent girl's cutting her tits off?
	That's scary.
	And here's the scariest part of the whole thing.
	You ready for this?
	It looks like the hospitals are doing it for money.
	And I met a doctor once who told me that he liked having a private practice more because now he's working in a hospital.
	They tell you to keep things in-house.
	So it looks like you're going to need an eye transplant.
	Okay, make sure that they do the eye transplant here and we get the money.
	Well, what if the patient will be better off down the street at a different clinic?
	No, no, we don't want to lose the money.
	It's a problem with capitalism, I guess.
	My team and I have been investigating transgender clinic in Nashville.
	Yep.
	Double mastectomies on minors.
	Next.
	Vanderbilt opened his transclinic in 2018 during the same year.
	Dr. Shane Taylor explained how she convinced Nashville to get into gender transition game because it's a big money maker.
	And the great news about it is there's tons of follow-ups because, and how many videos have we seen of someone in a hospital bed going, they said that my catheter would not get infected, but it did.
	So I'm pissing and shitting into a colostomy bag.
	But I'm hoping that this next 32 surgeries, remember how many surgeries Jazz Jennings got?
	He got like 50.
	Good.
	It's good for business to mutilate children.
	This isn't QAnon shit.
	This is factual research.
	Vanderbilt was apparently concerned that not all the staff would be on board, so they said they would get rid of people who are problematic, especially if they say they can't do it due to religious beliefs.
	We'll have to just fire them.
	Weed out anyone who gets in the way of mutilating children.
	You thought abortion was bad.
	Next.
	They unveiled a problem called trans buddies.
	I've got footage of that too.
	And it seems benign enough.
	Hey, your gender-confused kid is having some trouble.
	I'm there to help.
	No, they're facilitators.
	They're enablers.
	They push it along.
	They're essentially salespeople who are selling this to kids and making sure they don't back out.
	So they're monitoring the doctors To guard against unsafe behavior such as misgendering.
	Like, we gotta, once we get this kid in the tracks, we need a trans buddy to make sure they don't go off the tracks.
	And we follow them all the way to the operating room.
	Trans buddies are available to children, too.
	They make lots of services available to children, including chemical castration.
	And the left rolls their eyes at this.
	Oh, yeah.
	It is literally chemical castration.
	The puberty blockers they get are the same chemicals we give to pedophiles, so they'll stop being horny.
	And again, I only recently learned this, that you take it at 11, you go through puberty blockers, your dick never becomes a man's dick.
	So you change your mind at 27, you look down, and you have a little, tiny, little kid dick, a little pinky, like this.
	That's your dick.
	You have Ryan's dick, if you can imagine that.
	Except small.
	After they drugged and sterilized the kids, Vanderbilt has explained this video presentation, will happily perform double mastectomies on adolescent girls.
	It's financially profitable.
	They threaten staff members, and they now castrate, sterilize, and mutilate minors.
	Next.
	Major update.
	I have met with Tennessee rep William Lambert and Senator Jack Johnson.
	We are working on a bill to shut down Vanderbilt's child gender transition program and ban the practice in the state.
	Tennesseans do not want this barbarism in our state.
	We will put a stop to it.
	Thank God.
	A light at the end of the tunnel.
	I mean, the Hippocratic Oath, I'm against tit jobs, circumcision, plastic surgery.
	That's not the Hippocratic oath.
	You should do plastic surgery if the person is a fucking burn victim, but just cutting people up for profit is taking advantage of the mentally ill.
	And we have reached levels with this, these fake penises and mutilating children.
	It's, as I said on yesterday's show, it's beyond death metal.
	Here's one of the trans buddies telling you how awesome it's going to be.
	My name is Sean Riley, and I'm the program coordinator for TransBuddy at the program for LGBTQ Health at Vanderbilt University.
	TransBuddy provides trained peer advocates for transgender patients who are coming for doctor's appointments or other healthcare-related services.
	Whether you're looking for something that's related to medical transition, such as hormone therapy, or something completely unrelated, like breaking an arm or going to an ENT, we are here to help support any transgender patients that come through our family.
	So you're trans and you broke your arm.
	A trans buddy sits with you so the doctor doesn't misgender you.
	Sounds innocent enough.
	...and continues to consistently be led by trans people in Middle Tennessee.
	Transbody program is a one of a kind in the nation, and institutions are looking to Vanderbilt to replicate and expand programs like ours.
	We're not seeking to find solutions off of it.
	What's with your shirt?
	It looks like Ovri's.
	It looks like a Vulva.
	Marxists all dress like shit.
	Remember Robert Reich's sweater from an hour ago?
	We're just seeking to be there and to accompany and to be a friendly face.
	What if I start to change my mind?
	Are you still a friendly face or do you become a grumpy face?
	God, it would be fun to go undercover in one of these and just be like, wait a minute, maybe I don't want to cut my tits off.
	What are you talking about?
	We talked about this.
	We agreed it was the best path for you.
	Actually, you can't stop now.
	It's already scheduled.
	Yeah, I just, I think I want to hold on to my breast.
	Maybe I'm just a lesbian.
	No, no, you're not a lesbian.
	You're a boy.
	This is another thing I was thinking about.
	Like a lot of these kids, they clearly are gay kids, right?
	I know a lot of you don't believe in that, but it's not sexual, as I keep saying.
	It's an egg.
	It hasn't become a chicken.
	The kid's sexuality is an egg.
	It exists.
	When you see an egg, you're like, that's going to be a chicken when it's hatched.
	When you see a gay kid, you're like, that kid's going to be a fag when he hatches.
	So they make them into girls, which is what Saudi Arabia does to homosexuals because they don't want homos in their culture.
	There's no more lesbian bars in America.
	There's 14.
	We've erased lesbians from the world and turned them into weird wigger boys.
	But part of being a homo, I assume, is not just like being into dicks like women are, and they're not that much.
	But isn't it also like, I'm a dude and I'm a fag and me and my boyfriend are playing with our dicks?
	You know what I mean?
	Like, isn't a lot of it like, yeah, muscle guy, me, a muscle guy, and we're muscle guys.
	Maybe.
	So I talked earlier about that guy, right?
	The guy who's with the trans.
	He must be like, you look like a chick.
	That's not really what I'm into.
	I like dudes.
	So that must be weird.
	But my new thought is, as the trans person, part of being gay is not being a woman.
	It's like, yeah, there's two boners in the room.
	I love both of these.
	Yeah, you like that?
	Rub my abs, fellow dude.
	You know?
	So you're taking that away from the homo.
	A gay relationship is a dude fest.
	You took 50% of the dude fest, dudeness away.
	And that might be, that might be, this sounds like a dumb theory.
	And I know you're saying, can we get on with it, please?
	This is gross.
	That might be part of the suicide.
	You wrecked my whole sexual thing.
	Like, sometimes when I'm having sex, part of it is like, I'm a beast.
	I'm a disgusting animal.
	I'm a pig.
	I'm kind of getting off on my own masculinity and how I'm just like on my wife.
	You know, like, I'm a beast unleashed.
	Yeah.
	My ugliness and like hairiness is part of the turn on that this ugly beast is ravaging her.
	The only thing she ravages is herself via surgery face in a place where everybody coming in the room is going to be a healthcare provider.
	And similarly, stop.
	Similarly, like with Elliot Page, when you're a lesbian, I assume you're both rolling around with your boobies everywhere and it's like flowers and breeding, not breeding, but ladiness and scissoring, and we're all ladies, and there's flowers and there's scented candles, and it's lady, lady, lady.
	Giggling going on.
	You don't want some weird 12-year-old boy with abs going, you like that?
	Or like their weird sort of deep voice where they're sort of like, hey, you like that?
	Yeah.
	If Adam Levine's text were a person.
	Yeah, you like and fucked, don't you?
	By a dude like me.
	Oh, boy.
	No, I'm not a pedophile.
	You're a muscular 12-year-old.
	You're the kid in like American Pie that they root for to get laid finally.
	Yeah.
	And then they're happy like that.
	That doesn't turn woman on.
	I did it, guys.
	You're McLovin.
	You're not a dude.
	You're a weird boy.
	Like in King of Queens, Doug convinces Carrie to shave her head and sell her hair so they can go on a vacation.
	And he can't look at her.
	Look at this up.
	And she goes, what's going on, Doug?
	They're on this awesome cruise that they use with her hair money.
	And he goes, I'm sorry.
	You just, you look like a weird boy.
	The writing on that show is exquisite.
	And I can't figure out why it's so good.
	I looked it up.
	It's some like mediocre stand-up comic who smoked a lot of weed and wrote the funniest plot lines in the world.
	Carrie's new hairstyle?
	Yeah, that's probably it.
	When I was searching for it, an autocorrect thing was like, you look like a seal.
	Is that another moment?
	No.
	Oh, hey, we're leaving now.
	Who the hell are you?
	Who the hell are you?
	I got my haircut, Dad.
	Anyway, we'll be back on Sunday.
	I made you lasagna.
	I'm going to put it in the oven so you can have it for lunch.
	The no-bangs really makes it.
	They're so good at comedy.
	See if you can get to the crews.
	You know who you look exactly like?
	Halle Berry.
	Frank Medford.
	Okay.
	Anyway, that's really funny.
	Yeah, 2-4, Matt was on Tucker explaining this.
	We'll stop watching it if it overlaps too much.
	Oh, there it is.
	Second one?
	No.
	The first one?
	No, she's got hair on that one.
	Wearing a proud boy hoodie.
	What do you think?
	Wow!
	New!
	Looks good.
	Look at you.
	I know.
	Um...
	Yeah, show Matt on Tucker.
	It's a porn tape, a sex tape I found of Matt Walsh lying on top of Tucker Carlson.
	Oh, my God.
	We're debuting it here.
	Oh, that's what you meant by on Tucker.
	Oh, guys, NSFW.
	Oh, wait, I got it wrong.
	Oops.
	This is the foreplay, I suppose?
	Matt Walsh, thank you so much.
	And for, among other things, illustrating how journalism can be a force for good.
	This job, I think yours.
	You know, another thing I was thinking about?
	Matt Walsh should be scared.
	What do you mean?
	Because who is he challenging?
	Mentally ill.
	I'd rather challenge bikers or Nazi skinheads or a group that has some semblance of normalcy and rules and guidelines.
	Like you are picking a fight with the nation's most erratic, unreliable, and unhinged citizens.
	Who knows he's going to show up at his house?
	Have you spoken to anyone at Vanderbilt Hospital about this directly?
	Wait, that's true because they're also suicidal, too.
	Yeah.
	I'm not exaggerating.
	They can comment on that.
	I would be more scared if I was told trannies are looking for me because I did some bad tranny thing and then I was told Nazi skinheads are looking for me, I would be less, I wouldn't be worried about the second one.
	I'd be like, if shit goes down, it goes down.
	And it'll probably be a fair fight.
	When I got beat up by Nazi skinheads in 1986, the skinhead who kicked my ass got his ass kicked because he used 10 guys to gang up on me.
	And that was like a violation that made them look like pussies.
	It should have been one-on-one.
	Trainees don't do that.
	Imagine trainees beating up other trainees for the fight not being one-on-one.
	Well, Vanderbilt Hospital, I mean, we reached out for a statement when we first published the report.
	And at first they didn't want to give a statement, and they actually just took down, as you mentioned, they just deleted, so people have to understand, they deleted their entire transgender clinic website.
	They wiped it from existence.
	And then today, not to us, but in general, they released a statement.
	And the interesting thing about the statement they released is that they do not, while they start by claiming there's misinformation and so on, they don't actually factually dispute anything in my report because they can't because everything that I said wasn't me saying it.
	I was just providing video evidence, much of which you played there.
	Well, we know for a fact, this is an absolute fact, that Vanderbilt, they perform double mastectomies on minor girls, on children.
	They chemically castrate children and they give them irreversible hormone drugs to change their bodies permanently.
	This is not a freak thing in Tennessee.
	This is all over the country.
	Gender-affirming surgery is very profitable and it's very popular coast to coast.
	Do not think this is an anomaly.
	Permanently.
	They're doing all of that to kids.
	And the other thing we should note, and I'm glad you mentioned all the other hospitals around the country because the things I just mentioned, that's happening all across the country in every single state, in many hospitals, and in many other medical clinics.
	All of those things are happening.
	And one of the reasons why it's allowed to keep happening is because people don't know about it because they're not talking about it.
	And I think for a lot of average Americans, people just walking down the street, It's sort of unthinkable.
	They can't imagine that this sort of thing is actually happening.
	But it is, which is why we have to start by raising awareness about it.
	And we have to do that no matter the game the left plays by saying if you if you so much as mention what they're doing, it's incitement and terrorism, which is absurd.
	Stop.
	We can't do that.
	That's the left's argument.
	By mentioning that this, like Boston's, Libs of TikTok was exposing Boston's Children's Hospital for this, and they go, they're getting bomb threats.
	They're going to get killed because of you.
	Okay, so don't mention that they're maiming children because it makes people hate them.
	Great logic.
	Okay.
	Hey, that guy's raping a kid.
	Will you shut up?
	You're going to get his ass kicked.
	Okay.
	That's not my concern.
	Tucker got into trouble for putting up on his screen the entire Vanderbilt administration.
	These are the people that okayed this.
	And that's considered incredibly dangerous.
	The truth is the truth.
	You can't criticize someone for pointing out the truth.
	Get mad at the truth.
	Bend to that tactic.
	We have to keep shining a light on this.
	Cutting the breasts off little girls?
	Sterilizing 14-year-olds?
	Like, yeah, okay.
	Yeah, we're not the criminals here.
	And by the way, I've got to believe that not everyone on the board at Vanderbilt Medical Center is a bad person.
	I've got to believe a lot of these people had no idea this was happening.
	And I hope they know now, and I hope they do something tonight to end it.
	I appreciate your coming on.
	And for all of you, just that picture.
	Thank you.
	Showing the people who are behind this and who could have prevented it.
	And ignorance is no excuse.
	Make a Williams looks like a real ghoul.
	Matt Walsh shouldn't know more about your hospital than you.
	Sorry.
	Oh, I got this, by the way.
	What do you got?
	I don't know if you still want it.
	Oh.
	Robert Goulet laughing at how bad my hair looks.
	We weren't laughing at how bad your hair looks.
	We were laughing with how bad your hair looks.
	I can't believe I convinced myself that this looks stylish and sassy.
	Look at the mental patience.
	I know it's hard.
	Get off me, no touch me.
	You know how humiliated I am, Emmy?
	And you talked me into this.
	I didn't know it was going to look so bad.
	But here's the thing, Carrie.
	You know what?
	Your hair's going to grow back and you never have to do this again.
	Actually, one more time, because the pizza oven was part of the deal.
	Look, we made a mistake.
	What do you want me to do?
	I don't know where the exact park was.
	It must be before that.
	Yeah.
	But see if you can see that they're on the deck.
	I think that's it.
	Was he making fun of my hair?
	Look, I. Hey.
	Hey.
	I just sitting here talking to Mr. Robert Goulet.
	Can you believe it?
	Pinch me.
	No!
	Pinch me!
	Were you talking about my hair?
	No, no.
	Was he making fun of my hair?
	Look, I'm in a hurry.
	I'm gonna call Bingo in the barracuda lounge.
	Yeah, you're not going anywhere, show tune.
	Just tell me, was he here or not?
	Was he?
	He says you look like Pete Rose.
	Pete Rose?
	He's the all-time hits leader.
	He's.
	Oh, buddy, I'm sorry.
	Look, drinks half price, my late, okay?
	See you.
	Oh, we missed it.
	We just watched that whole thing.
	Yeah, just watched the whole episode.
	I know someone who grew up with her.
	Leah Romini?
	Leah Romini, yeah.
	She seems like a goer.
	I said she was in town recently, and I was out of town.
	But I have two questions for Leah Romini.
	One, how is King of Queen so funny?
	How is it written so well?
	Who are these magic men?
	Two, when you were a Scientologist, you must have been coming back to the South Bronx.
	She's from the South Bronx.
	She's from right down the street from us, actually.
	And you were like, oh, yes, I've almost achieved full clarity.
	I talked to the grand Puba Knight of the Dianic Scientology Machine, whatever bullshit, grand harness, chair, flying saucer.
	All your old friends must have been going, all right, that's great.
	I hope you achieve full clarity and solve all the problems of your past lives.
	What?
	And then after you came out of it, did you go back and go, why did you guys, were you humoring me that whole time?
	Or maybe she never even spoke to them.
	Anyway, I will set up a meeting as soon as possible with Mrs. Rominian.
	Try to answer those two things.
	Check out this good documentary about transitioning.
	This is where I learned that their suicide rate is 19 times higher than the rest of the population.
	And we know why this is, right?
	Because they think the problem is the penis or the tits.
	Then they have them removed.
	The problem persists and they go, what the fuck did I just do to myself?
	People transition and end up later regretting it.
	It seems like all of this is based on the fear that if you don't affirm a child's identity right away, they're going to be at a high risk of suicide.
	It's just not true.
	And in fact, those who had transitioned had suicide rates 19 times higher than population-matched controls.
	These vulnerable people were treated incredibly badly by the professionals.
	Stop.
	This reminds me of the whole OxyContin thing.
	Doctors were profiting by over-prescribing it.
	People were dying in droves.
	If you're a socialist and you want to criticize capitalism, I would focus on the fact that we incentivize maiming children and making people into heroin addicts.
	That's a good angle for you guys.
	An hour, and he wrote a letter recommending testosterone for me.
	Spoke to the guy for an hour.
	He said, I will never be able to breastfeed.
	Like I said, I have to now live with what I've done.
	Wait, you got to see this kid's tits.
	Don't take that out of contact.
	That woman's tits.
	That's a woman.
	Look at those sad droopers.
	And again, lesbians, for the millionth time, most men I know have tits.
	So you don't have to cut your tits off to look male.
	Go to a water park.
	Go to, what's it called?
	The Wolf One.
	Something Lodge, right?
	Yeah, Wolf Lodge.
	Go to Wolf Lodge and walk around and you'll see plenty of men who look just like women because they're fat pigs.
	Thank you.
	That's what I hear.
	I have ruined my life.
	I had a perfectly good body, and now it's ruined.
	We're rushing to make a permanent medical transformation.
	It's not right to medicalize perfectly healthy bodies and make them sicker.
	It's not a trans, gay, straight issue.
	This is going to be sexual kids because they're being pushed down a medical path rather than accepting who they are.
	It's trying to protect them from being sterilized.
	So who are our allies in this?
	Lesbians.
	They do a really, really good job.
	And young people, they're buying it.
	They're just buying it.
	Puberty blockers followed by cross-sex hormones.
	The fact they're being offered outside of clinical trials, despite the fact there's so much unknown about long-term risk, is a scandal in and of itself.
	I turned to professionals, doctors, and I wasn't helped.
	I was just ushered along, you know, very mindlessly, and I had permanent damage because of it.
	Pink eyebrows?
	Yeah, the terse.
	Trans-exclusionary radical feminist.
	Remember the gay who strayed?
	I've had a fun crush on her for a long time.
	Arielle something?
	Crushella?
	She said to me once that if she was straight, she would make out with me.
	Not married, assuming we were all single.
	But she's got it.
	She's one of those girls.
	She's not normally like a normal supermodel pretty, but there's just something about her.
	Her lips, I don't know.
	She's just a fucking hot Italian.
	was so happy when she grew her hair long.
	Yeah, that's...
	That means photogenic, but in video.
	Here she is on Tucker talking about how...
	She says, you're giving gays a bad name, and I don't want kids around anything sexual.
	If a kid wants to be gay, he comes out as gay when he's an adult, he's 18, by all means, move to the West Village, run around in red leather short shorts.
	We don't care.
	But as far as eight goes, it shouldn't be on the board.
	So that's all she says.
	And so they cut her bank account.
	No.
	Biggest ones, PayPal and Venmo, which is owned by PayPal, have shut it down.
	Jimmy Mitchell is the founder of Gays Against Groomers and joins us now.
	Jimmy, thanks so much for coming on.
	So on what grounds, so you're not allowed to conduct business in the United States because you think it's wrong when adults enlist children in their sexual fantasies.
	What did Venmo and PayPal say to you?
	Right.
	So, well, thanks for having me.
	Last night at about 2 in the morning, I received an email from PayPal and then Venmo a few minutes later saying that they basically permanently banned our accounts.
	We've never gotten a violation before.
	They said that we violated, though, their user agreements, which we're not sure what in the agreement we violated.
	There was no really detailed message to that, just the notification that we have been banned.
	And yeah, I mean, we're just an organization that is comprised completely of gay people.
	We even have a few trans people within our organization just trying to fight this evil that is happening in the name of LGBTQIA, you know, the whole alphabet mafia now.
	And we're just trying to stand up against it and we're being punished for that.
	So it's, you know, we knew this would happen, but it's always a bit shocking.
	So your position is just leave the kids out.
	You know, do your thing.
	Don't sexualize children, don't mutilate children.
	That seems like a very mainstream position.
	Who at PayPal and Venmo do you know is in favor of sexualizing and mutilating children?
	Do you have any sense?
	I personally, yeah, I mean, that's clearly the position that they're taking now.
	They're defending pedophiles and final piece.
	I can tell he's zinning, by the way.
	What?
	What's a Zinn?
	He's a...
	It's a tobacco pouch.
	He loves the nicotine.
	He has Zin in his mouth right there.
	In the left cheek.
	Oh, come on, dude.
	Right here.
	No Zin on air.
	Wait, you better not have anything in your mouth.
	Can you tell?
	If Tucker can do it, why can't I?
	Because I told you not to have anything in your mouth on the fucking show.
	I thought you said not to chew.
	No, I said don't have anything in your mouth on the show.
	Not even a pouch tucked away.
	That's why they call him Tucker.
	Take that out of your mouth, please.
	For the hundredth time.
	I just showed you.
	I'm clean.
	Pull your lip down.
	Why don't you have a tattoo on your inner lip that says what?
	I was going to get one.
	This looks funny.
	Final piece.
	Trannies beat the shit out of an OG homo who was at Stonewall.
	And this is where we're at now.
	I'm kind of glad because I like homos.
	And I'm glad that they're on our side now.
	I like Jamie hanging out with her.
	I bet I'd love this guy, Fred Sargent, attacked at the 39th Burlington Pride Festival in Vermont after showing up to protest the misogyny and homophobia of the trans community.
	Sargent is famously known in the gay rights movement.
	He's a co-founder of the first Pride Parade in New York City, 1970, when I was born.
	He also participated in this 1960.
	So let's say he was 20 when he did that.
	So the guy must be 72 something years old.
	And trans, which aren't even gays, it's just boring white people who want some sort of ethnic culture.
	They want to be a minority.
	So they put some makeup on and they prance around and say, I'm a lesbian.
	I'm a male lesbian.
	No, so am I, dude.
	Shut the fuck up.
	You're just boring.
	So they see him questioning this narrative and they kick a 70-something's ass.
	Wow.
	Go down?
	Look at that.
	That guy's not even gay.
	The guy on the right is gay.
	And there he is getting attacked.
	Is there a video of it?
	Gay, not queer.
	Wait, go up.
	I love that.
	I love that line.
	Black face.
	No black face, no woman face.
	No thank you.
	Yeah, it's black face.
	Now, I don't mind drag queens at a gay party that no kids are at.
	You want to dress up?
	Who gives a shit?
	Fucking glam, Motley Cruz, Cinderella, Twisted Sister?
	Big deal.
	But when you make it a permanent thing and pretend you're a woman, you're retarded.
	Oh, so they don't have video of it.
	That sucks.
	How can you have pictures of an attack and not...
	By the way, there's so much to know about Stonewall that's fascinating.
	One version of events I got was the police weren't cracking down on it because it was gay.
	They were cracking down on it because it had illegal booze.
	And it had illegal booze because it was sort of off the beaten track.
	And the mob liked those kind of bars because they were less likely to be monitored.
	The mob doesn't want to do a bar in Times Square.
	They're going to get caught.
	So the mob was selling weirdo bars like a gay bar, illegal booze.
	That's why the police stormed it.
	And then I also heard they're injecting all these trannies into the story.
	There was no trannies there.
	One drag queen cross-dresser heard about it, the riots when they started and went down.
	And then they're making a statue of Z, it, for the Stonewall statue, even though it had nothing to do with it, really.
	Chadwick Moore knows all this.
	I said, dude, you got to do a book on gay myths like Matthew Shepard, who wasn't killed for being gay.
	He was killed because he was doing meth and he was getting caught up in the whole meth dealing shit.
	He was killed by meth heads competing.
	And he said, yeah, I don't want to be the gay guy who does gay shit.
	Like, why not?
	That's why I cover so many big cock stories because I'm the big cock guy.
	I like old homos.
	They're not exclusionary.
	You had one person sort of stick up for you, came up to the crowd and said, what are you doing?
	What are you doing?
	You're assaulting this man.
	What was the response of everyone else?
	They were supporting her.
	What you can see on the larger tape is her early Iran pouring coffee on my head.
	Is she even gay?
	I presume she was one of the people slapping me on the back of the head.
	What percentage of people at Pride Parades are actually homosexuals?
	I believe it's about.
	Oh, Chadwick Moore's here.
	Yes, hi.
	What percentage of those people in the audience and in the parade are homos?
	In the parade itself, I would say 90% are actual gays.
	Maybe less.
	But as far as the people cheering on, I'm going to say 10% are gay.
	Yeah, shockingly, it is close to that.
	It's about 18%.
	It's pretty low.
	I hear audio in the background.
	Do you have your TV on?
	What's this?
	I want to see the fight.
	That wasn't much of a kerfuffle.
	Right?
	Too early Iran pouring coffee on my head.
	Mm-hmm.
	Man.
	This is like Fox News where they keep replaying the same clip.
	Too early Iran pouring coffee on my head.
	Mm-hmm.
	I presume she was one of them.
	All right, that's enough homos for one day.
	I think the most important takeaway from that is that hospitals are mutilating children because it's profitable.
	And they especially like that it's a fucking mess.
	And you get to do lots of repair surgeries when you make them a burrito for a dick.
	Sounds like you're preying on the mentally ill to me.
	Let's do some feminism.
	Exactly.
	I'm not going to cover racism today.
	I'm sick of race.
	We are the storm, the very form of change that the world has been waiting for.
	I have an example of sexism.
	Oh.
	That's not bullshit.
	Finally.
	So one of my favorite writers is Candice Millard.
	She did Hero of the Empire about Winston Churchill's first foray into politics when he was a reporter for the Boer War of 1800.
	Or was it 1900?
	Yeah, 1900.
	The research, her and Laura Hillebrand, the research they do is amazing.
	Shel Malkin and Ann Coulter are also great at research.
	Like, they could be full-time researchers.
	And the River of Doubt, I've been sort of going back and forth to it, skipping around other books, which is a, I always say that.
	This whole notion that you have to read a book from cover to cover, you can pick at it, you can nibble.
	You know, when your wife's making dinner and you go by the salad and grab a piece of cheese and a little baby tomato, that's fine.
	Dip.
	It's like records.
	You don't have to listen to every record from beginning to end.
	Play a song or two.
	Enjoy yourself.
	This is what I hate about reading.
	I think we've made it into school has made it into this thing where you have to know everything.
	You can space out.
	You can miss a few pages.
	Go back.
	Read it again.
	Let's take the fucking stigma away from books.
	I offered my son $100 to read that book about Wynn Hoff, Makes Us Stronger, I think it's called.
	And then I offered him $100 to read Michelle Malkin's Who Built That.
	Anyway, she's a fantastic writer, and she'll be writing about the jungle, and then she'll go off in a tangent about the different kinds of snakes that they face down there.
	And it's like you're reading a book by a snakeologist.
	Anyway, if I'm reading a book and I'm doing a long drive, I get the book on tape and I start where I left off in the book.
	And if you pick up a Heather McDonald book, like The War on Cops or The Diversity Myth, it's not Heather McDonald, but it's a woman.
	Dude, this audio book is a dude.
	Interesting.
	What's the matter?
	A woman can't talk about the River of Doubt, about Roosevelt's death-defying journey into the Amazon?
	You're more comfortable with a man telling you that story?
	And I was kind of happy.
	This is all I want these days.
	I want bona fide allegations.
	Call me an Islamophobe and criticize me for it.
	That's good.
	Racist, that's dumb.
	Call me a transphobe.
	That's justified.
	Homophobe, that's retarded.
	I want real.
	Call the Proud Boys.
	What's a negative thing you could say about the Proud Boys?
	Too rally-ish?
	I don't know.
	Maybe too violent?
	Maybe you could do that.
	But white supremacists, shut the fuck up.
	Insensitive to how jokes hurt people, maybe?
	Too edgy?
	Yeah.
	But this is Spotified.
	And it might be the market.
	I don't know.
	Either the market or someone at the book publishing company decided a woman shouldn't be reading a woman's book because it's kind of male subject matter, the dangers of the Amazon.
	And I thought, this is an actual piece of sexism.
	Finally.
	Finally, I've been fucking looking for a needle in a haystack.
	...the expedition on the verge of disaster.
	Roosevelt and his men had already lost five of their seven canoes and most of their provisions, and one man had perished.
	What layer is that?
	You know what's crazy?
	That's a different guy than my guy.
	Yeah.
	So several men have replaced Candace Millard.
	Yeah, it's like the left really makes us defend things that aren't racist and be like, hey, but when things come up that are racist, like this poor kid, there's like this black kid on Omegle.
	Just like, hey, how you doing?
	It's like a chat thing where the video changes like different people.
	And they're just like, I think this is it.
	They're like, what's up, nigger?
	And he's like, what the fuck?
	It was like so mean.
	And the kid just seems so nice.
	Maybe, I don't know if this is it exactly, but there's one.
	You need to get a haircut and nigga.
	What the fuck?
	You're wife.
	That'd be his phone.
	This wasn't the kid.
	It was just like a real sweet.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	I'm not sure I'm going to count that.
	That's people swearing, really.
	Just being mean and swearing, which is what they do.
	Yeah.
	I thought this was funny.
	We're celebrating women, right?
	They don't celebrate Candace Miller.
	Every time they celebrate women, it's for something gay like fashion.
	It's a woman who makes a t-shirt, and some of the money goes to climate change.
	Or soap or candles.
	But look at this success.
	It's never being a housewife.
	Hey, she raised five kids.
	She built a wonderful, loving home, and they're all successful, and they're all educated, and they're all going to get happily married.
	And there's been no drug use by any of the kids.
	Go to 2.8.
	What are you waiting for?
	Join us as we celebrate these inspiring women for Women's Equality Day.
	And you go, okay, they're honoring two amazing female trailblazers.
	Oh, what did you do?
	Well, one of them has a company called Uprisers, a first-of-its-kind brand where fashion meets activism.
	That's never been done.
	Have you ever heard of that?
	Fashion and activism?
	You mean like a t-shirt with a slogan?
	I don't think that's ever been done.
	But also, new feature, there's community at the core.
	It was founded by Michelle K. Handabusa, who is a fucking smoke show, by the way.
	That's my type right there.
	In 2019, the brand is based in L.A., but transmits powerful messages globally, disrupting social norms and amplifying diverse stories.
	Like, that's just so useless.
	What a pile of useless garbage.
	Uprisers has fueled campaigns such as Mang Dang Morinx to challenge traditional beauty standards, and hate is a virus.
	So everyone is beautiful, and you shouldn't hate people.
	Wow.
	To combat racism and xenophobia during the pandemic, this isn't just streetwear.
	It's streetwear with a purpose.
	A microphone for the underrepresented, paving the road for progress.
	Maybe she touches on, I can't tell if she's part Asian.
	Maybe she touches on the violence against Asians, which is a very unfortunate place to go for the left because it ends up being anti-black.
	Sorry.
	Nazi skinheads are not shoving Asians down the stairs of the subway in New York.
	It's deranged black assholes.
	That's a good name for a band.
	Deranged black assholes?
	Yeah, that's pretty sick.
	All right, let's see what this girl does.
	Gritty and Pink.
	What are you up to, Shira?
	The future of music is female and freelance.
	What?
	Freelance?
	As opposed to what?
	Working for Music Co.?
	That's what makes Gritty in Pink a community of diverse women creators in the music industry.
	Oh, so you're not freelance.
	You're part of a group so strong.
	Shira Yevin's mission is equitable and her drive is radical.
	Okay, what does she do?
	From Crashing Warped Tour, a male-dominated music festival with her band Shira Girl and a pink RV.
	Are you following this?
	Yeah.
	So Warped Tour has a bunch of popular punk bands on it.
	If there's a chick punk band like L7, they'd love to have them on.
	We want to sell more tickets.
	Do you honestly think that Warped Tour run by a weird bisexual fat Mexican, Fat Mike, is going to be like, sorry, no checks.
	That's one of my...
	Fat Mike is a cross-dresser.
	I don't think he's excluding any woman.
	And then the fact that her tour bus is pink, like what?
	Are there people going, whoa, whoa, whoa, not on my watch.
	What?
	That's your idea of rebellion?
	Look at her face, too.
	Yeah, that's right.
	I'm the one who drove a pink RV to Warped Tour and played on stage at the No Woman Allowed Music Festival.
	They're dying for chicks.
	And I got some bad news for you.
	Not one person noticed the pink RV.
	Not one person even blinked.
	No, they're probably like, that's Paramore or something.
	That's cool.
	Yeah.
	What is it?
	Oh, it looks like a nice RV.
	To hosting Instagram Live fundraiser during lockdown.
	Whoa, you can't do that.
	She's always made power moves to push progress.
	Now, within Pink, Shira's ready to capitalize on the market.
	That sounds good.
	With a network That caters to diverse women freelancers and elevates the entire music industry.
	But what?
	By promoting female bands?
	Why?
	She's punk, she's pink, and she's fearlessly in pursuit of change.
	Wow, thanks.
	Isn't it funny how those all-female WeWork stations ended up in utter chaos?
	We're just animals at the end of the day.
	What do they do with cows on farms?
	They put a bull there.
	Oh, to have sex with him and procreate?
	No.
	No, they've already had their kids.
	The bull just seems to stabilize the cows.
	What do they do at turkey farms?
	They have one male turkey there.
	Is that called a rooster?
	I don't know.
	A turkey rooster?
	He sits there and it just seems to calm them.
	When women are left to their own devices, they get petty.
	They start backstabbing.
	Look that up.
	Female WeWork turned into gossip, backstabbing, mean girls.
	They had to shut it down.
	I have a funny feeling that's going to happen to your in-pink pushing for punk progress.
	The real reason that it shut down.
	You know, if punk needs one thing, it's less progress.
	just become a PC feminist communist shithole place.
	Jesus.
	Can you just get to the point, please?
	Go, go, go back.
	But in the world of white-collar pressure, it's hard to imagine what's going to be gained by pretending there's going to be some kind of women solidarity in the office.
	At some point, younger women are going to have to figure out how to get the knowledge and workplace skills they need from men, too.
	You're going to first anyway.
	You want to go on Amigo?
	I'd love to go on Amigo.
	Should we do it after the show, or do you want to meetle in Dallas?
	Oh.
	No, not that.
	Like this.
	Hey.
	F19 Instagram.
	That was on my to-do list when you were gone fix your fucking internet.
	I gotta stop saying the F-word this show.
	Sorry.
	You chat.
	Pull your dick out.
	Hey.
	Why are people shutting you down?
	Just the second they see you, they just kill it?
	Maybe they want you?
	Oops.
	Yeah, like I could make it your camera.
	I remember this was big in the 90s.
	Hello?
	Hi.
	Hello.
	Hi.
	How do we know this isn't a kid?
	They have to click a thing that says that they're over 18.
	You're under control.
	Okay, that's you're boring.
	You stink.
	Your life sucks.
	He's right.
	You're stupid.
	Get a job.
	Go work at McDonald's.
	Anything.
	How do you skip the person?
	Make a filet of fish.
	Get out of my life.
	Stop putting your shitty life in my awesome life.
	Hey, from Hong Kong?
	Oh, Nihao.
	Nihao, sure, sir.
	Smash the subscribe.
	Yeah.
	Oh, this is hot fire.
	Stand with Hong Kong against the CC.
	Why do they click away so fast?
	Oh, my chopped liver.
	Hello, buddy.
	Hello.
	How are you?
	Are you in Mumbai?
	I'm fine.
	You're where?
	I'm in Dubai.
	Oh, Dubai.
	Are you allowed to drink alcohol?
	Yeah, you want to see boys?
	Wait.
	Boys.
	Wait, wait.
	Do you want to see boys?
	Yes, say hi.
	Hey, guys.
	Life must suck if you can't drink booze.
	Hey, didn't they have a lot of slavery there like a year ago?
	Oh, my God.
	The turd world is getting worse.
	Kika Chele, y'all.
	TikTok?
	Tikka?
	What the fuck you want?
	Oh, gosh.
	I'm telling you what I want.
	I want some Jabbuti, buddy.
	Okay, that's enough of that.
	I want some Jabbuti, buddy.
	Bye.
	Bye-bye.
	Shukriya, Khudafis.
	Pretty cool language, I'm not going to lie.
	This is awesome.
	Speaking of chicks being dudes, this is so good.
	I showed my daughter this the second I saw it.
	I went through their whole TikTok.
	Don't worry.
	Don't waste your time going through their TikTok.
	Nothing is even close to as good as this.
	Done.
	What the fuck?
	You're kidding.
	Worst table imaginable.
	Wait, they use a table book as a coaster for the vase?
	So it must be the wobbliest thing on earth.
	It's a thin piece of plywood and then four cylindrical plastic tubes.
	So I can't think of a way you would fasten those where this is going to be a stable table.
	Right?
	Would you make your own pants too?
	And then she makes this wobbly piece of shit and then she covers it in like plaster that she glues shells.
	She sticks shells to it.
	So when you touch this thing, imagine it's all like wobbly and then it's all textured.
	Like you couldn't sign anything on that table.
	She wanted a table, so I made one.
	No, you didn't, really.
	If your arms are sweaty, like the paint starts coming off on your forearms.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Every time you lift up your sweaty arm, there's a big white cocaine stain.
	Look at that big fucking mess.
	Like it would be a shitty table even in the background of a play as a set piece.
	It would take you out of it.
	Yeah.
	Why are there shells on it?
	It's a beach table?
	What is that?
	I love how arrogant she is.
	I'm a tough guy.
	Where'd her tips go?
	Top surgery, dude.
	Wow.
	Amazing.
	Officially very, very gay is the name of it.
	Yesterday with Anthony, we were talking about female cops.
	Here's how much they're respected out in the hood and how much they're seen as badasses you need to listen to.
	Hello.
	It does sound pretty good.
	We'll have to go to another location.
	Yeah, we'd probably hit Battle Creek.
	There we go.
	Yeah, we can do that.
	Go to battle creep.
	Yeah, the spicy chip.
	Are we not being verbal split?
	That's not a good idea.
	We're just trying to have a conversation.
	We're trying to yell at you guys.
	I do like the crunch rap supreme.
	I like the cheesey baby rice.
	I like the burrito supreme.
	That's good.
	There's two things going on here.
	One, there's female cops.
	Two, we don't have wood shampoo anymore.
	If we had wood shampoo, these guys would be like, yes, officer.
	Right.
	They know nothing's going to happen.
	We have castrated the police, and it's not just by adding people who don't have testicles.
	And the thing is, if there was like a lady lady, you would respect her and be like, yes, ma'am, hello, ma'am.
	But these are like chicks that want to be dudes, so you can't really take them.
	No, I wouldn't respect.
	If she had long blonde hair and lipstick on, I still wouldn't respect that cop.
	Any cop I can beat up, I don't respect.
	This is so funny.
	Josh's comment there, this is the only way 1A.
	Don't take away my 1A.
	Yeah, this is an extra sour cream.
	I always add extra sour cream, so that puts it overside.
	Yeah, really it does.
	This is one simple burrito that I can make at home for like 50 cents.
	Right, right.
	Crazy.
	It is crazy.
	Totally insane.
	Gentlemen, can we have a conversation about what's going on?
	Okay, remember the mom from Itanya?
	I never saw it, but everybody did it.
	Itanya mom.
	She was a compulsive smoker.
	The actress did an incredible job.
	It's a really good movie.
	But my favorite takeaway from that movie, by the way, is the depiction of the Academy of Figure Skating is they're total snobs and they don't let working class people in.
	Then they let Tanya in and she proceeds to bludgeon her competition.
	In other words, the snobs were right.
	I think Sonia and his mother.
	Isn't that unfortunate?
	Like the story is a lot more heroic if they don't let this working class girl in.
	She gets in, she kicks ass, and she's the greatest figure skater ever.
	No kneecapping.
	But there was kneecapping.
	So they invited in white trash and white trash trash shit happened.
	Oops.
	Bad for the narrative.
	You think Sonia Henney's mother loved her?
	Anyway, are you scared of that woman?
	Poor fucking you.
	I don't know if you better be because she's going to kick your ass in the new Netflix movie, Lou.
	There she is.
	I wish I could say that some good came from what I did.
	Oh, the people you killed when you were a Navy SEAL?
	I left the world a more dangerous place.
	Why you gotta drive so goddamn fast?
	When you know there's a child nearby, world's not a playground.
	Teach a kid to look out for herself.
	She's right, by the way.
	Girl that age should not be near a road.
	I'm just gonna go flip the breaker.
	Can't see, but it's raining and her kids get the black kids getting kidnapped.
	So Lou shows up, Itanya's mom.
	Who did?
	In the woods of the west.
	That man did it.
	That guy's what, like 29 years old, good shape.
	So she's tracking him now.
	She tracks him.
	Finds him in no time, by the way.
	Well, at least in the trailer.
	Disappeared.
	Uh, and this is Stop.
	So you just saw her smoking a cigarette, right?
	She was also in a sitcom, I think, for a while.
	She's a good actress, but no one on earth is intimidated by her because she's not strong, because she's an old lady.
	Oh, yeah?
	Hit it.
	Hit it.
	Where is he taking her?
	She's not even winded.
	Things escalated.
	Yeah, right.
	And here's another ridiculous moment.
	Like Nick DiPaulo said, you know, my suspension of disbelief has a hernia.
	Watching Charlie Starone beat the living shit out of 20 Russian mobsters.
	Or how about guys heavily armored?
	Look at this.
	This was sent in by a baby monster.
	Thanks for the submission.
	This is unbelievable.
	Uh-oh.
	What are you doing, dude?
	Don't do that.
	Why are you unleashing the tiger?
	What?
	You're all gonna die.
	Step forward.
	Uh-oh.
	You mess with the wrong 100-pound girl.
	You ready for this?
	Oh, I'm ready, alright.
	Ow!
	Look at the cuts they have to do.
	Look, she just...
	And they just went in.
	They're like six foot four, 250-pound men.
	Get in there.
	How stupid is that?
	Step forward.
	Wait, why are you showing it again?
	It loops.
	Oh, we got the joke.
	I thought this was funny.
	Some weird.
	Oh, get off it.
	Just touching glass.
	It was a point.
	out Well, someone threw me off their boat!
	Did you see her?
	We saw nothing.
	I like the music.
	Oh, I saw this.
	Another baby monster sent in this movie, Interceptor.
	See if you can pull it up.
	It's like, it's obviously annoying because she's the toughest Green Beret Super soldier, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	But they got some chick from Spain.
	So she's like, I'm ready for anything.
	What are you going to do, you guys?
	I'm totally ready to totally get down and get all this stuff that's bad.
	Are you ready for an English grammar quiz?
	I don't think you are.
	Are you ready to say dancing instead of dancing?
	Everyone wants to be anywhere but here.
	We're the only interceptor platform protecting you from a nuclear missile attack.
	Megan McCain.
	We have a situation.
	Unauthorized missive removal.
	What the hell's going on up there?
	Go for this.
	Don't worry about me, sir.
	Interceptor, what is your standing?
	Seven terrorists seized our vessel.
	And they tried the command center.
	Seize your what?
	Your visal?
	Everyone else on this vessel.
	And we control 16 nuclear missiles.
	I need to disable your command center, so I will be getting into that room.
	Get mounted.
	You want this room?
	Come and get it.
	What?
	Say what?
	Come and get it?
	Come and get it.
	You want in this room?
	Come and get it.
	That move's supposed to look flawless and effortless, by the way.
	Come and get it.
	Is that your first attempt at trying to blow it?
	Damn.
	That sucked.
	Here's women really being violent in real life.
	So this silly little 18-year-old is harassing Marjorie Taylor Greene, and she gets in her face.
	And so Marjorie Taylor Greene sort of kicks her out of the way because she's a strong personality who doesn't like people in her face.
	And so that becomes the takeaway.
	Look her up, Mariana Pecora.
	And then she starts screaming and crying about how she was attacked by MTG.
	And they go, well, you were looking for it.
	And then her reaction is, I'm 18.
	Okay, then don't go harassing politicians and getting in their face.
	These foolish cowards want the government to take away guns and the rights of parents to defend children in schools.
	You have to be an idiot to think gun control will create a utopian society where criminals disarm themselves and obey the law.
	So this silly girl, and I'm fine with 18-year-olds thinking that, she says that, you know, gun school shootings are because we allow guns in America.
	Meanwhile, the guns are there.
	Can we have some good guys with guns, please?
	I like his tie.
	You're getting shot.
	You're helping kids.
	That's not a child.
	No, I'm not.
	No, you're helping.
	Every coward is what you call it.
	You're the one running away.
	You're the one running away.
	That stops people.
	Oh, yeah.
	What does gun rights do for all the kids who keep getting shot in school?
	How am I a coward?
	Representative.
	Am I scared of guns?
	Shame on you.
	Shame on you.
	His bodyguard shouldn't have his phone in his hand.
	This is not a bodyguard.
	No, no, no.
	It's not.
	I don't think you like that.
	You know what?
	You're not a bodyguard.
	That way you can give up your Second Amendment rights.
	So do you and I keep their accounts?
	So do you like living in a country where kids keep getting shot before dying?
	We need access to this.
	My son wanted Crocs and Birkenstocks.
	And I said, there's no Crocs, stocks, or dreadlocks in this house.
	And he goes, why?
	I go, what if someone slaps your girl?
	And he goes, so I can't have a pair of shoes because I can't fight in them?
	Yes.
	And I go, yeah.
	Correct.
	Yep.
	He goes, I'm not going to get in a fight in probably five years.
	And I go, well, that's good.
	That'll be very lucky.
	But we don't plan for things that aren't going to happen.
	We plan for things happening.
	Aren't you the turist?
	And then I was like, I want you by my side.
	If I get into a fight, you're taller than me now.
	Right.
	What if someone slaps my girl?
	Yeah, you're the guy that said that the insurrection must get the driven turrest, right?
	No, yes, I. You want to know what's going on?
	That was you.
	That was the occupant of the Second World.
	The Second Amendment is the one that believes in the moment.
	How does the Second Amendment prevent gun violence?
	Pretty easy, you.
	I don't know.
	Let's Google it.
	Google it.
	It's blocking America Congress.
	Excuse me, ma'am.
	You're mixed with me.
	Laughing is so annoying.
	What guy's got the black watch tartan tie?
	That's McKinnis Tartan.
	Is it?
	Oh, shit.
	Similar.
	Laughing.
	There's the kicking thing.
	You should just flat tired her.
	So this became a big thing.
	The reason I bring that up is because we watch these women kick the living shit out of everyone.
	And in real life, one of them gets kicked after standing in the way of a politician.
	And it's a massive deal.
	This has been her beat for a while.
	This is the same lady, same reporter.
	I guess she was 17 because this was a year ago, May 13th.
	And reporting on Marjorie Taylor Greene again.
	So, man, she's just up her ass.
	It's about time.
	Marjorie Taylor Greene is one of the only brave people in Washington.
	Paul Gosar, of course, the Rand Paul family.
	But they represent less than half a percent of politicians.
	And it's great to see her out there.
	I'm glad she's working with Milo.
	This is considered racist abuse, by the way, 3-4.
	Everything you have.
	Oh, yeah.
	So this is similar.
	That 18-year-old is freaking out about the kick.
	Everyone is freaking out about this attack where this senator from, I think, Tennessee or something brutally attacked this woman and screamed and yelled at her and called her boo, which is racist.
	They say he's abbreviating jigaboo.
	No, he is sarcastically calling her his boo, meaning his girlfriend.
	He's being facetious.
	And he says she wants to end fossil fuels and replace it with, I don't know, solar.
	And he's like, it's not just cars, dummy.
	It's this pen.
	It's this shirt.
	You have.
	Your clothes, your glasses, The car you got her on, your phone, the table you're sitting at, the chair, the carpet under your feet, everything you've got is petrochemical products.
	What would you do with that?
	Tell the world.
	If I had that power in the world, actually, I don't need that power because what I would do is ask you, sir, from Louisiana from Louisiana to search your heart and understand why the EPA knows the toxic petrochemical facilities and some of the most toxic polluting facilities in the world and are killing black people throughout Louisiana.
	So my first thing would be you to search your heart and ask your God what you are doing to the black people.
	It's our God.
	I make no apologies about Louisiana.
	That would be my first step.
	Everything you ask.
	So the backlash against him was crazy because he abused her.
	Did that seem remotely abusive to you?
	I just watched a bunch of movies where women invited terrorists to try to take nuclear facilities where they hunted down kidnappers and killed those involved.
	You can't answer a question about petrochemicals?
	Anyway, on a high note, young girls are not falling for this bullshit.
	They know that being a girl boss is cringe.
	They know they can't fight.
	And they're learning that babies are cute.
	Being a woman is insanity.
	Just smelling this little helpless, warm loaf of bread makes me want to breastfeed the whole nation.
	It makes me want to pop out 12 kids and name them McKinsley, Kinsley, Brick, and Aspen.
	There is some kind of governmental chemicals in this cranium that make women go rabid.
	Like, why am I lactating?
	This is not my baby.
	But I get it.
	Like, y'all, I want one.
	Being a woman is insane.
	You know what she reminded me of?
	The whole burning desire you have to eat them.
	I remember my wife and I with babies, we'd have their legs, and she'd be like, this is a good ham hock.
	This would be good with butter.
	You just fry that up.
	This is delicious.
	Are you like that with yours?
	Yeah, it's hard to just enjoy her without like going, yeah.
	You just want to get some butter on this.
	This is going to be delicious.
	They should have a service where they make a cake of your child that's really realistic.
	Wait, they have those baby cakes.
	They're disturbing.
	You never seen those baby cakes?
	No.
	Cake that looks like baby.
	When they cut it, it starts getting a little disturbing.
	Yeah, it's up to the actual penetration of the skin that it's cute.
	Oh.
	No, I don't want this.
	Yeah, the stop, stop, stop, no, no, no.
	I don't like that.
	Not fun.
	In theory, it's cute.
	Oh, wait, look at this.
	This is what fucking...
	Uh...
	They're probably like, what the fuck is a baby doing here?
	Say bye baby!
	Oh, I didn't know your baby was such a snob.
	Ha ha ha ha ha!
	That face was funny.
	He was loving it.
	All right, one more of women realizing that being magic is kind of cool.
	I can't eat this, but how exciting is it to smell it?
	I can't eat this, but how exciting is it?
	All right, let's jump to my pet Biden.
	He's back in the news, folks.
	Biden, baby.
	Back in the news.
	Biden.
	On him I can depend.
	Biden.
	President.
	He's big and foolish.
	Sleepy.
	But a friendly monster, too.
	My cat.
	Biden.
	Wait, that doesn't rhyme.
	Everyone likes to show this clip and talk about how incoherent he is.
	And I like that too.
	I speak Joe Biden, so I'll be translating this for you.
	But no one's talking about the fact that he compared himself to a fly.
	I'm useless.
	I'm nothing.
	I'm basically a fly.
	You could do that.
	But he does it more on an intellectual level.
	Like a fly is his peer, which is not good.
	You should not be in the same class as flies.
	You shouldn't be in any animal or insect class.
	But if you're going to choose one, choose like a owl or a dolphin or something that's known as smart.
	Don't choose a fly.
	Anyway, take it away, 60 minutes.
	You are the oldest president ever.
	Pretty good shape, huh?
	Which leads to my next question.
	You are more aware of this than anyone.
	Some people ask whether you are fit for the job.
	And when you hear that, I wonder what you think.
	Watch me.
	No, honest to God.
	That's all I think.
	Stop.
	That's not how you say watch me.
	Don't believe me, just watch.
	What do you say to people who think you're not qualified for the job?
	Watch me.
	No, that response is, what do you say to people who say you can't do the job?
	Then you go, oh yeah, watch me.
	It's the wrong answer.
	He's got the question wrong.
	Watch me.
	Watch me.
	What do you say to people who think you're not mentally competent?
	I say, watch what I do.
	I'll prove it.
	But just watch me?
	That's like, you can't jump over that creek.
	It's too wide.
	Oh yeah, watch me.
	Anyway.
	Level of mental acuity then?
	Do you think I don't have the energy level or the mental acuity then?
	I don't have the energy level or the mental acuity then, then, you know, that's one thing.
	It's another thing of just watching and, you know, keep my schedule, do what I'm doing.
	I think that, you know.
	If they think I don't have the mental acuity, that's one thing.
	It's another thing for me to just, Like the one thing, two thing is it's one thing to want to ride a horse because you have to get somewhere.
	It's another thing to be constantly using horses for labor till they die of heat exhaustion.
	I'm not against people working with horses, but there's levels to how much you work them.
	That's the one thing, two thing.
	It's not, there's one thing where people think I'm an asshole.
	It's another thing for me to do my job and work hard.
	What?
	That's not a list.
	That's not how lists work.
	First of all, I don't even like what you're saying.
	And PS, something else.
	No, the proper Joe Biden response would be, and PS, all the above.
	When I sit down with our NATO allies and keep them together, I don't have them saying, wait a minute, what did they say?
	You know, I mean, it's a matter of, you know, that old expression, the proof of the puddings in the eating.
	I mean, this is all.
	I respect the fact that people would say, you know, you're old.
	But I think it relates to how much energy you have and whether or not the job you're doing is one consistent with what any person of any age would be able to do.
	Stop.
	That was all good.
	Yeah, yeah.
	That was Adderall kicking in.
	I don't know what they shot him with.
	Take it easy on that old fucking ticker, dude.
	A man of your age shouldn't be having that much amphetamines, but I'm fine with all that.
	That made perfect sense.
	Good.
	Congratulations.
	You said a sentence.
	What would you say your mental focus is?
	Oh, it's focused.
	I think it's.
	I haven't.
	Look, I have trouble even mentioning, even saying to myself my own head, the number of years.
	I no more think of myself as being as old as I am than fly.
	I mean, it's just not.
	Stop.
	I don't even say to myself, I don't even think of the number of years.
	No one says that about their own age.
	I was thinking about the number of years.
	What do you mean the number of years you've been alive?
	That's not how people describe their own age.
	They say, my age.
	So he's saying, I don't even think about my age.
	And then he says, just like, you know, a fly doesn't think about it.
	A fly doesn't think, moron.
	All a fly does, and a house fly, I think, lives for about a week.
	All a fly does is fly around, barf on some shit, and eat it.
	That's it.
	Flies don't go, holy shit.
	So I was born on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.
	We have the weekend and I'm going to die.
	Probably going to die.
	It's Thursday now.
	I'll go out front.
	You know what?
	I'm going to go out this whole weekend is going to be a major bender because I'm going to die on Monday.
	Right?
	What?
	I think of how old I am about as much as a fly does.
	There's a fly to slip.
	P.S. I'm not a fly.
	I haven't observed anything in terms of there's not things I don't do now that I did before, whether it's physical or mental or anything else.
	Well, I think you, I remember you used to speak English.
	I was talking to a proud boy who did four and a half years in prison for getting caught with three little bags of Coke.
	And it was back in the 90s when Biden was all about throwing everyone in prison for the slightest transgression.
	Camel Harris was also guilty of that.
	Biden and Camel were both famous for throwing blacks in jail for stupid drug charges.
	Is that it for that?
	Yeah.
	I heard you were talking shit about me.
	I tell you, look, I talk shit about you the same as a fly.
	Does a fly talk shit about you?
	No.
	Hey, man, we got nothing to fear, but together we can be strong.
	America's a country about light.
	Look.
	And strength.
	Come on, man.
	I love the look.
	He always says, look, I want to be the look.
	Look, man.
	It's not a joke.
	And this, I don't know if we should include it in my pet Biden, but I demand that you make this a drop every time any kind of racist comes up.
	Okay.
	He's white supremacist, Nazi sympathizers, carrying Nazi fags, flags.
	Juicy needs white supremacists.
	Juzing.
	He said juicing right after Nazi fags.
	I like how he's like a two-man band where he says something retarded, then he shames himself.
	He's like, what the fuck did you just say?
	Stupid, that's going to be a drop on GOML.
	Juicy needs to be.
	God damn it.
	Joe.
	Fucking Joe.
	He's like Homer Simpson.
	He gets mad at his brain.
	He's like Jim Gaviga where he says something.
	He's like, what did he just say?
	Reacting to his own shit.
	Nazi fags.
	And what's this?
	I think is it too bright or is that how he thinks?
	Well, sorry.
	We need lights on you.
	You're not allowed to do that.
	Cornjolio needs TP for his bungalow, man.
	Come on.
	What the fuck are you doing, dude?
	He's like a fly.
	Where's sunglasses?
	I worry about how bright it's in here about as much as a fly.
	This looks so fucking...
	Like, even the flag behind him looks like...
	What is that flag?
	What country is that?
	Evil Knieveland?
	You're doing a mental stunt right now.
	These people out there on motorcycles risking their lives.
	It's a joke.
	I'm super Dave, man.
	These guys are up in the air as much as a fly.
	Buzzing around on their motorcycles, breaking their limbs.
	Come on, man.
	Holy shit.
	Yeah.
	What is with the background of all of his videos lately look like Hitler, and then this one looks like he's the president of America 2029.
	Yeah, that's not even that.
	Post-three civil wars.
	My new favorite thing, though, is him trying to leave a podium.
	He gets lost everywhere he goes.
	And I said this on Getter.
	I've noticed that he talks about Jill Biden, like she's the boss, which, by the way, it's a very boomer, but even like silent generation thing.
	And it doesn't come up anymore.
	Take my wife, please.
	It's sort of the opposite of that.
	And it's like, oh, she's the boss.
	I'll be sleeping on the couch.
	People don't talk like that anymore.
	But so he does this whole like, I'm Joe Biden's husband.
	She's the boss.
	And that's a cover.
	It's a cover for when he's daughtering around and she grabs him and pulls him around.
	That's embarrassing that he needs that kind of direction.
	So what he does is he covers it up by going, I just do what I'm told.
	She's the boss.
	And it's a false modesty thing that, you know, if you were a fucking quarterback for the Raiders, you might be like, oh, I do what I'm told.
	She's the boss.
	You're like, really?
	You're such a big guy.
	And that little lady tells you what to do.
	Oh, you don't get on her wrong side.
	You'll regret it.
	But you're not a quarterback.
	You can't speak English or walk.
	You shake hands with invisible people and you don't know how to exit a podium.
	How bad this is.
	If this was my dad, I would cry.
	This was my dad, I'd hold him.
	Mr. President, thank you.
	Thank you.
	Who the fuck are you?
	President.
	The word thank you seems kind of inadequate.
	What do you mean?
	Hey, man, have you got some fish and chips?
	You just walk through the business.
	To the communities where life will be transformed.
	Thank you, sir.
	The cameraman doesn't know what to do.
	The guy had to wrap it up because he's like, all right, he's walking away from me.
	So thank you, Mr. Biden.
	Mr. President, thank you.
	And there's several exits.
	You can turn right.
	There's a door there.
	You can come back where I am.
	And I remember we talked about this with Anthony.
	I go, someone's got to tell him when you're done, go out here.
	And he goes, they do.
	He just forgets.
	Here's a montage of him trying to exit.
	I wish he succeeded.
	I don't like it.
	I don't enjoy it.
	This is like when I used to get embarrassed when George W. Bush would talk, and I'd be like, don't say something stupid.
	Don't say something stupid.
	This is the same way.
	I don't enjoy these.
	Like, I want him to do well.
	It's for better, for worse, and it's for worse, believe me.
	He's the leader of the country and the leader of the free world and the leader of the Western world.
	I want him to have some gravitas and not be a laughingstock.
	It's not good.
	Yeah, you think people say, you know, Trump embarrassed the world, man.
	Maybe that's true, man.
	But if you think about other countries and say, oh, there's an old feeble man that get away with stuff.
	We can start bombing him.
	We're just doing all this stuff.
	That's not true, man.
	No, I've seen Ireland to Dubai.
	The TV is constantly mocking us.
	Yeah, but you never know what a crazy old man is going to do.
	Maybe I'll press the button, man.
	Good.
	Come on.
	Blow us up and end this nightmare.
	Going out with a bang.
	Big joke.
	Okay, exit the stage, Joe.
	Ziggy Isle.
	What the fuck?
	That was like two Ziggies.
	He went from shading his eyes to saluting everyone.
	All right.
	Alright?
	Or do I?
	No?
	I'm gonna go this way.
	Alright.
	Anyway, this is the exit.
	Great talking news.
	Bye-bye.
	Wait, I thought this was a montage.
	4-0.
	Is that summit?
	Yeah.
	Okay, oh, okay.
	They're in different areas.
	Alright, to your right.
	Now you're going to your old left.
	Oh, at least there's stairs there.
	Okay.
	That was initially the wrong direction.
	May God protect our troops.
	Thank you for listening.
	Why are you holding a microphone in front of two microphones?
	What do we do here?
	Where's Jill?
	Jill?
	Jill.
	Brassett and Jack, come on back up.
	Come on.
	Come on back up and tell me how to get the fuck out of here.
	Maybe his vision is failing too.
	Oh, yeah, maybe that's why the two hands around the eyes thing.
	Hey, how are you?
	Thanks for coming, man.
	Go away.
	We're just going to stand here and shake hands.
	Thank you.
	This guy's strong, man.
	Yeah, I'm strong.
	I lived an ox.
	Stronger than a fly.
	You know, the ant-man, I'm fly man.
	Yeah.
	Tell me where the fuck to walk, man.
	Come on.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I know about as much as how to get out of here as a fly.
	We're waiting for him.
	I don't think about my age.
	Does a fly think about his age?
	Dude, you got to get to know me.
	I'm one of these guys.
	I'm like a fly.
	I buzz around, I barf on shit.
	And he's a good guy.
	He's kind of like, I don't know.
	It's like he's a fly.
	You know what I mean?
	That's the bunny.
	Remember, that's one of my, everyone's favorite.
	That one's the winner.
	Big bunny, man.
	Oh, this might be the montage.
	Okay.
	Oh, you got the shit out of me.
	Nice, nice, nice.
	Okay.
	Oh, I haven't seen this one before.
	This is bad.
	Whoa.
	That was rough.
	He said nice three times after he kissed his wife.
	Wow.
	Nice.
	We'll go back to the nice.
	All right.
	Oh.
	There you are.
	Thanks.
	Thanks.
	So thanks.
	Nice.
	Okay, bye.
	Go.
	I could totally picture.
	Ooh, imagine like he, she walks up like that, like usual.
	She says, oh, you look great today.
	Like, that's like the first time you saw her.
	Ooh.
	Nice.
	I feel like that's around the corner.
	I'm American.
	God bless you all.
	Thank you.
	Joe, I'm invisible.
	Only you can see me.
	You're just blowing up my spot.
	You know what would be really fucked up if somebody did make like an invisible guy that only he could see?
	Just to fuck with?
	You know, be fucked up if he did shake a hand right there.
	A fly's hand.
	Oh.
	He was like, thanks, man.
	Great speech.
	I gotta be honest, it's hard to shake your hand.
	You're so small.
	Okay, just put your hand out and then I'll touch it with one of my guys and I'll just rub like the tip of your finger.
	Okay, whatever works.
	Look, I just want to shake your hand, fly.
	Anyway.
	Bye.
	The estuary of the Delaware River in the Atlantic Ocean, we can do a lot to deal with endangered species.
	And one of the things I would like to raise is that we have to deal with this on an international basis as well.
	Because right now, for example, we have a thing, you know, Brazil.
	And may God protect our troops.
	Thank you, thank you.
	Thank you.
	What do we do now?
	What do we do now?
	Classic joke.
	What do we do now?
	Do they leave?
	I just fly away, go buffering some shit.
	Hey, guys, don't use a fly swatter.
	They hurt.
	Okay.
	I don't see any fly paper.
	Not there.
	Not there.
	We stick to it.
	We can't get off.
	He is like a fly.
	It was a good analogy.
	There you go.
	What's this?
	Wow.
	When a fly is stuck in the car, when a fly is stuck in the car and you open up the window just a little bit to let them out, they can't find the exit.
	That's kind of like Joe.
	President Fly.
	Is that the series episode?
	She always brings this sort of mix of emotions for all of us.
	You know, all at once, we feel the anticipation of the Lord of the Flies.
	You classmates and teachers.
	President of the Flies.
	The relief of not having to hear, I'm bored again.
	Mayor Bowser and Chancellor Ferby.
	You know, thank you for joining us.
	And for families across the country, thank you for joining us.
	People thought that was real, so they had to make an article.
	Oh, wait.
	Is that fake?
	It is.
	Oh, shit.
	I'm an idiot.
	I was laughing my head off.
	Dude, the world thought it was real.
	They had to write articles.
	I'm bored.
	Again, Mayor Bowser and Chancellor Ferribe.
	You know, thank you for joining us as well.
	And for families and friends.
	You're like a fly.
	Yeah, I'm about as smart as a fly.
	What are you guys doing over there?
	The noble majestic flies.
	Barack Obama.
	I know him.
	How do I know him again?
	In this way, he's kind of like a fly on the wall because nobody cares about him.
	I feel like I know him.
	Two blind mice see how they walk.
	They're fucking lost.
	No idea.
	One of the blind mice is alone again.
	He doesn't know what the fuck is going on.
	The real blind guy sees more than the president fly.
	What are you doing now?
	Oh, I remember this one.
	He's directed.
	This is his home, by the way.
	He's direct.
	Sir, obviously you want to go right there.
	You want to go right there.
	It's right there.
	Yeah.
	Just go there.
	And I'll check this other door, but don't follow me.
	No, no, sir.
	Oh, fuck.
	Okay.
	I guess we're going to the side door.
	Whatever works.
	Jesus.
	A poor Secret Service.
	If he gets assassinated, will we even notice?
	Second term at Bernie's?
	Wowzers.
	Here's the one where I came up with my theory that the married to Joe Biden thing is a cover for the fact that he constantly needs direction.
	It appeared to be lost and shuffling around in a British cafe.
	Take a look at his walk here.
	It's more like a shuffle and he's wearing some very odd looking shoes.
	How are your meetings going in Cornwall, Mr. President?
	I beg your pardon?
	How are your meetings going here in Cornwall?
	Come on.
	There's First Lady Jill Biden once again, buddy.
	See that?
	Come on.
	And everyone laughs like it's not real?
	Like he doesn't really need to get over there?
	I mean, it's not a terribly difficult question.
	How are your meetings going?
	Look at the urgency with which she pulls him out of there.
	How are your meetings going here in Cornwall?
	Very well.
	Come on.
	And everyone laughs at the old man being pulled away by his wife.
	Rest assured, though, the world press took notice.
	There was some concern about his mental capacity, which is just painful to watch sometimes for the president.
	Wandering around lost in a cafe in England.
	I come back to the point I've made many times before.
	This guy will be very lucky to last his full term.
	Ouch!
	Wandering around lost is one thing.
	Wandering around lost at a global summit is another.
	When we come back, the president holds more pressure in the world with this Mr. Magoo president.
	Here he is saying the whole Joe Biden thing in 4-2.
	Excuse me, your car is awesome.
	What do you do for a living?
	Well, I'm married to Joe Biden, and I make sure.
	Did you get that meme?
	Wait, what?
	Remember, it was that old guy, and teenagers went up to this old guy, and they said, How did you afford that car?
	Oh, he said he got like a penny off every ATM or something machine.
	No, it was every medical transaction.
	When you pay for your medical, he gets a cut of it.
	Yeah.
	So that's what they were doing?
	Yeah, this is like a play on that.
	I wonder if that's the real audio machine.
	No, no, don't bother.
	Hey, excuse me.
	Your car is awesome.
	What do you do for a living?
	Well, I'm married to Joe Biden, and I make sure we're making a lot more electric vehicles in America.
	Oh, that's amazing.
	What kind of car is this?
	It's a Cadillac.
	Okay.
	And an electric vehicle on that.
	That's exactly right, and it's quick.
	That's awesome.
	Well, thank you so much.
	Excuse me, get in the back and come ride with me.
	But I'm going all the way to Washington here.
	Thank you so much.
	I really appreciate it.
	Thank you, man.
	See you guys.
	When you want to go to Washington, you know.
	You know, this is the first that is.
	Let's go.
	Yeah.
	I don't want to be in that building.
	He's going to hit an important support beam.
	And then finally, Trump and Biden had it out on 60 Minutes, and I'm glad they finally got together because they solved a lot of problems.
	This was a big moment.
	This is big.
	This was big, folks.
	We created the greatest economy in the history of our country.
	Well, first of all, let's put this in perspective.
	The unemployment numbers for African Americans, for Asian Americans, for Hispanic Americans, virtually every number was the best.
	Inflation rate month to month was just an inch.
	Hardly.
	The best stock market price ever.
	You got that.
	But guess what we are?
	We're in a position where for the last several months it hasn't spiked.
	You know what?
	She deleted 33,000 emails.
	How that could possibly happen.
	How anyone could be that irresponsible.
	And I thought, what data was in there that may compromise sources and methods?
	By that, I mean names of people who helped, et cetera.
	And it's just totally irresponsible.
	Yeah, I think it's disgraceful what she's done.
	I mean, honest to God, that's all I think.
	The biggest scandal was when they spied on my campaign.
	I think it's, I haven't.
	They spied on my campaign, they got caught.
	Don't.
	And then they went much further than that, and they got caught.
	It was our Justice Department.
	It was Obama and Biden.
	It's wrong.
	So wrong.
	I think what happened was disgraceful, should never have happened.
	Think about that.
	Should never have happened.
	Think of how that has changed everything.
	What kind of ice cream?
	What flavor ice cream do you have?
	You think I would tell you if I knew exactly what it would be?
	Of course I'm not going to tell you.
	You just come in here with that negative attitude.
	And it's much too early to make that kind of decision.
	And when I finish, this country will be in a position like it hasn't been maybe ever.
	I'm more optimistic than I've been in a long time.
	Quality, man.
	Good editing.
	All right, here in the monster episode that goes on forever and ever, it's time for some racism, folks.
	Holy fucking shit.
	I'm a black female.
	What other difference...
	Black woman?
	It is a dream.
	This is really inconvenient.
	Stop writing!
	There's a common theme here to prove that we live in a racist country that says, how many would trade places with a black person right now?
	Chris Rock did it.
	No one wants to be black.
	No one would trade places with me, and I'm rich.
	It's a trick question.
	No one wants to be something they're not.
	How many of you would trade places to be...
	I'd like to be 6'2.
	I don't know if I would trade places with someone that's 6'2.
	So what am I?
	Just me, but longer?
	How does this work?
	What do I retain of my own self as I make the shift?
	And if you're claiming that no white people want to be black, it's a very common phenomenon.
	Sean King, Rachel Dolozel.
	Remember there was that professor who faked a black accent?
	She said she was Latina, black, Cuban, or some bullshit.
	Remember her?
	And we caught her doing all these accents about the barrio.
	Puerto Ricans don't say barrio.
	And then you have, remember our ADT guy who was like, I'm Indian.
	I'm American Indian.
	What percentage?
	Well, I wish it was more.
	Or all of the professors in Canada who faked their Aboriginal First Nations heritage.
	It's why there's a trans movement because white people want to be more than white.
	They want to be some sort of interesting group.
	So it's a stupid question.
	And especially if you talk to like young white men.
	When I was a kid, every white kid wanted to be black.
	And they would start with the mannerisms and they talk like it.
	You'll notice when white kids get into a fight, they're like, yo, what the fuck, man?
	You want to step to me?
	become black It's a wigger compilation.
	Cool.
	So 4-4.
	Let me ask you a question.
	How many of you would trade places with a black person in this society?
	Raise your hand.
	What does that mean?
	It's a trick question.
	Am I Michelle Obama?
	Well, it's yes or no.
	How many of you would do it?
	I know I wouldn't.
	I mean, I wanted a Hispanic, very dark.
	No, no, I'm not talking about Hispanic.
	White women have been stripped of any kind of character, and now they're empty vessels, and they're being taken advantage of by these racial fucking hustlers.
	So I spent many years thinking of myself of having very dark-skinned children.
	Wait, you skipped ahead.
	She said she almost married a Mexican.
	I wanted a Hispanic, very dark-skinned child.
	No, no, I'm not talking about Hispanic.
	But I was going to have children.
	So I spent Many years thinking of myself of having very dark-skinned children.
	The question is: How many of you would be willing to trade places in this society with a black person?
	Okay, so I turn it back on you.
	If America is so racist and it's so awesome being white, would you want to trade places with any of the women here?
	Would you like to become a white person?
	Right.
	Oh, you mean if I was a black woman, then I would get to dominate the conversation and tell everybody what to say.
	Enjoy black privilege?
	I mean, these women probably, I saw these luncheons where these women will pay like three grand to be racially abused for an hour.
	It's like S ⁇ M. And we're in a funny position, too, because on the one hand, it's these white women that Bill Burke complains about that like attack my children and get me kicked off of fucking PayPal.
	But on the other hand, I feel this sort of sympathy for them because I see white women getting abused.
	Be willing to trade places in this society with a black person.
	I think I would.
	I'm absolutely not.
	Just say that.
	I'm not saying there's not racism.
	Absolutely not.
	It's just saying I don't see it.
	Yeah, but you know how racist this country is.
	Not to the degree that you do.
	Oh, no, you will never know.
	You know, in this country, we created the criminalization of black people.
	Well, I see black people robbing, stealing, and raping had a lot to do with that.
	You're under arrest for what?
	Being black.
	Damn it, I hate that law.
	Well, the good news is Joe Biden made lynching illegal, and there hasn't been any lynching since.
	That worked.
	Skin, as seen as a weapon, you're never unarmed.
	And that's why black boys and men and women are dying in the street with their hands up.
	What a pile of horse shit.
	That's CBC.
	That's Canadian.
	What a pile of just lies.
	And you'll notice how one sided that conversation is.
	They're all sitting there almost like dogs.
	You ever drop your dog off at one of those doggy daycare things if you're going away on vacation or something?
	There's like the dominant force, and then all the other dogs are just sort of waiting to be told what to do.
	This was fun to watch.
	The left has never been questioned.
	They don't do debates.
	We've got this woman running for governor of New York, right, against that Lee Zellner guy, whatever his name is.
	She will not debate.
	We have a lumpy neck, bald guy, John Fetterman?
	Fetterman, also refusing to debate.
	They don't want to debate because they get humiliated every time because they've been in a bubble.
	They've never had their crazy notions questioned.
	Slavery was innocent Africans mowing the lawn, putting up a white picket fence.
	They were ripped from their mud huts and forced to build the Empire State Building.
	That's it.
	And it was evil white men hurting innocent black people.
	That's it.
	That's all you need to know.
	And they've never questioned that narrative.
	So when someone comes up with a new angle, the reaction is, this is why the left should debate.
	You want to know, you want to have a rigorous understanding of your side of the argument.
	And Don Lamond does not, by the way, he looks like shit these days.
	I think getting pushed to the morning on his way out, he's definitely on his way out, is stressing him the fuck out.
	Every time I look at his face, I just think of anti-fascist.
	It's in the name.
	Oh, man, he's down to using a fucking cartoon as his profile pic.
	That's how you know it's bad.
	His cartoon has a zit.
	That's me.
	Is this?
	Those are fake classes.
	Well, this is coming when, you know, there's all of this wealth, and you hear about it comes as England is facing rising costs of living, a living crisis, austerity budget cuts, and so on.
	And then you have those who are asking for reparations for colonialism, and they're wondering, you know, $100 billion, $24 billion here and there, $500 million there.
	Some people want to be paid back, and members of the public are wondering, why are we suffering when you are, you know, you have all of this vast wealth?
	Those are legitimate concerns.
	Well, I think you're right about reparations in terms of if people want it, though, what they need to do is you always need to go back to the beginning of the supply chain.
	Where was the beginning of the supply chain?
	This has never occurred to me.
	And when across the entire world, when slavery was taking place, which was the first nation in the world that abolished slavery?
	The first nation in the world to abolish it.
	It was started by William Wilberforce, was the British.
	In Great Britain, they abolished slavery.
	2,000 naval men died on the high seas trying to stop slavery.
	Why?
	Because the African kings were rounding up their own people.
	They had them on cages waiting in the beaches.
	No one was running into Africa to get them.
	And I think you're totally right.
	If reparations need to be paid, we need to go right back to the beginning of that supply chain and say, who was rounding up their own people and having them handcuffed in cages?
	Absolutely.
	That's where they should start.
	And maybe, I don't know, the descendants of those families where they died in the high seas trying to stop the slavery, those families should receive something too, I think, at the same time.
	It's an interesting discussion, Hillary.
	Thank you very much.
	I appreciate it.
	Blindsided.
	Blindsided.
	I think he gulped.
	Yeah, he did.
	That he didn't know that, not just about the 2000, I don't think I knew that either, but he didn't know that whites, including in the movie Woman King, fought to stop slavery.
	This is what Proud Boys read at meetups.
	The West did not invent slavery, but the West alone abolished it.
	And speaking of Woman King, there's an awesome woke civil war.
	What's better than a woke civil war?
	So half the lefties are saying this movie is bullshit.
	This evil tribe promoted slavery, which is what we say.
	You should boycott it.
	And then the other side Is saying that's racist.
	This is a cool movie that takes a few, what's the word I'm looking for?
	A few something majoodles and liberties.
	And you should just enjoy the movie.
	And if you don't enjoy it, that's because you don't like Viola Davis and you have a trouble, you have trouble with a black woman.
	Okay?
	She's so annoying.
	Whoa, dude.
	Man, that's a startling amount of eyebrow.
	It's all these people who have ruined movies.
	She ruined James Bond.
	Right?
	She was annoying in Black Panther.
	Dude, what?
	I don't know who that is.
	Look at its stupid hair.
	That would be fun, though.
	Your job is just to get in excellent shape.
	Sword play, spears, machetes.
	A lot of punching.
	Again, I mean, we've gone over this ad infinitum, but they were some of the worst fighters in the history of warfare.
	I think the French...
	No, no, they attacked them with bayonets.
	So it was sword against sword.
	And the French lost like eight guys.
	And they slaughtered 2,000 of these wimps.
	Anyway, I thought this was interesting.
	The rebuttals to Little Mermaid.
	And this woman is saying, look, you've replaced people of color with whites for a long time.
	And you're like, really?
	I don't think Conan O'Brien played Martin Luther King.
	And if he did, there'd be riots in the streets, even in a school play, for fuck's sakes.
	And this woman lists all of these people who are white.
	I've said this so many times, and I actually stole it from Milo.
	Hey, Hispanics from Mexico, you're speaking Spanish.
	That's a European language.
	You slaughtered the Aztecs.
	You're the conquistadors.
	You're European.
	You're white.
	You're not oppressed.
	You're the oppressor.
	And the same with Iranians.
	Like, Iranians are non-white.
	Bullshit.
	Egyptians, they're Arabic.
	They look like Anthony Cumia.
	They're white.
	So, yeah.
	Elizabeth Taylor can play a Sicilian, which is basically what Egyptians are and were.
	Angelina Jolie is Afro-Latina woman Marion Pearl.
	Look, Marion Pearl is half-white.
	Can you stop this?
	She's half-white.
	So Angelina Jolie just played a 50% white girl who's grown up white, has white mannerisms.
	That was not a stretch.
	And that's the biggest one they got, by the way.
	That's the slam dunk.
	Ugly.
	White actor Jack Palance is Cuban, Fidel Castro.
	Jack Palance can play a Argentinian.
	He's as white as can be.
	Shea is from Argentina, right?
	So that's perfectly reasonable.
	Next.
	Or if they got the white actor Ben Affleck to play the Mexican-American man, Antonio J. Mendez.
	How different is Antonio Mendez's DNA from Ben Affleck's?
	Pretty darn similar.
	That's why it wasn't alarming to see him play him.
	He just looks like a handsome Antonio Jay Mendez.
	That's not white face.
	Or if they got the white actress Elizabeth Taylor to play the Egyptian Cleopatra.
	She looks Sicilian.
	Okay, here we go.
	So here's an example of an Asian guy being played by a white guy.
	So you've got sort of two so far.
	Sturgis playing Asian American Jeffrey Ma.
	Or if they got white actor Sean Connery to play A-rabs are white.
	Fucking Malay Ahmed Erasuni.
	Or if they put little white Shirley Timothy.
	Congratulations.
	You went back fucking, what, 100 years?
	And you found something racist.
	Good work.
	Blackface as a slave child.
	They cast white actor Joseph Fiennes to play black.
	Michael Jackson fucked up his face, twisted his nose, cut off pieces of his nose until his nose was falling off, bleached his skin to look white.
	Who did you want us to get?
	Alec Weck?
	You want Idris Elba?
	Is he going to play Michael Jackson?
	It's got to be a white guy because Michael Jackson made himself into a white guy.
	So that doesn't count.
	If they got a black guy to play Michael Jackson, they'd have to have tons of white paint on his face.
	Michael Jackson?
	Or even if they got white actor Johnny Depp to play a Native American man.
	Okay, that's sort of three.
	Or white Welsh actress Catherine Zeta Jones to play Griselda Blanco.
	Again, that's could you even imagine putting and that doesn't count if you have to go back to black and white days.
	White actress Catherine Zeta.
	You'll notice too, when we talk about this black evocation, we tend to go back like a year and a half.
	She's got a hundred years of cinema to choose from, and I think she has three, and most of them are from black and white days.
	Yellowface to play Chinese farmer?
	I mean, we couldn't imagine white actress Jennifer Connolly playing a Salvadorian.
	Come on.
	White as can be.
	Or white actor John Wayne playing the Mongolian Genghis Khan.
	Doesn't count too old.
	Or white actor Christian Bayo playing the Egyptian Hebrew Moses.
	Or perhaps Marlon Branch.
	Jews can't be played by a white guy?
	Anyway, you get the idea here.
	Spanish people have a European language.
	Totally reasonable for Brando.
	Brando's part American Indian, too.
	And yeah, you can't do the old blackface shit that doesn't count.
	Imagine white actor Fred Astarian Blackface playing Billy Robinson, right?
	We don't have to answer.
	And Juliet Benoit playing a Chilean Mario Sega.
	Half of them are Spanish.
	Doesn't that chick look like the bad lady in Little Mermaid?
	The queen, whatever?
	Ursula.
	Ursula?
	Of course you would know.
	Of course.
	It's Urs.
	Okay.
	Shit is.
	We almost need a different backdrop for this, but shit is going down.
	Did we get out of the Little Mermaid section yet?
	Because I got a Little Mermaid thing that's pretty funny.
	Okay.
	It's Ryan's area of expertise.
	Arielle of Expertise.
	so this little girl reacts to what's it called?
	Have you seen this yet?
	Yep.
	You have?
	Very funny.
	So she watches the whole Little Mermaid trailer.
	And then she gives a look like.
	Doesn't that look like Donovan when you're interviewing Donovan?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Was it just me, or was that with Whitney Hussen?
	I saw one of this black kid going, that's not Lil Mermaid.
	She's black.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, this whole see it to be it.
	I fitting to be where the people is.
	My wife is a whole-chunk Slovak.
	She's never seen anyone on TV that looks like her.
	She survived.
	You don't need to see it to be it.
	You don't need, I hate this whole like, I finally saw someone who looked like me.
	I saw this really fat mulatto who was like a two talking to Mariah Carey as a fan.
	She was crying and she was like, I was so happy when I saw the TV and I could finally see someone who looks like me.
	Mariah Carey was like, oh, fuck.
	Fuck you, bitch.
	Look at me.
	I am the little mermaid now.
	I have to admit, I'm kind of annoyed that the little mermaid is the one that broke the camel's back.
	Yeah.
	I mean, you shouldn't know about the little mermaid unless you have a three-year-old girl.
	And this one, since we're in racism, is very terrible and not funny and not chill at all.
	Okay.
	Very bad.
	Can I talk about what I want to talk about now?
	No, of course not.
	Are we done worrying about children's cartoons?
	Yes.
	Shit is going off in the UK.
	And I've been saying this for a long time.
	When a minority gets over 10%, if they're not heavily westernized, you get into problems.
	Hindus can get over 10%.
	Jamaicans can get over 10%.
	They are compatible with the Western world.
	The opposite of the Western world is Islam.
	When Somalians get over 10%, you have serious problems.
	When Pakistanis get over 10%, you have serious problems.
	Because they fundamentally hate the West and don't see this country as a country.
	Muslims in Australia don't see it as Australia.
	This is Allah's land.
	A bunch of idiot white people are calling it Australia for some strange reason.
	But this will eventually become Muslim and the crescent flag will fly over all land.
	We will convert you or you will die.
	That's not very conducive to assimilation.
	And the population of Muslims in Tommy Robinson's hometown of Luton is 60%.
	It's probably similar in Birmingham.
	And it's spreading.
	And Muslims hate the West.
	But you know who they really hate?
	Is Hindus.
	They slaughtered a million Hindus, I believe it was.
	Maybe it was a million Sikhs, and many more than that.
	How many?
	That's a good question.
	How many Hindus have been killed by Muslims?
	Prosecution of Hindus, list of Hindus killed in independent.
	How many Hindus were killed?
	I want the total, total.
	How many Hindus were killed by Muslims during Islamic invasion of India?
	Estimated numbers about 80 million and still counting.
	And I'm seeing the 80 million number come up a few times.
	Wow, that's pretty bad.
	They killed a million Sikhs.
	So they don't like Hindus.
	That's why we separated them.
	Evil colonialists noticed there were civil wars going on, so they created Pakistan and said, how about you guys go there and you guys go here?
	They're still fighting along that border.
	And it's Pakistan trying to fight India to expand their borders.
	That's what they do.
	So anyway, these gangs of Muslims are roaming Britain attacking Hindus.
	And the Hindus are fighting back.
	It's a major race war going on.
	I guess you'd call it a religious war because they're both the same race.
	But 4-8, I hope I have the guy predicting all this.
	All of them must.
	All of them must.
	Nobody's doing nothing.
	All of them must.
	All of them are must.
	Yeah, go on.
	Go on.
	Stand here.
	Come on.
	Come on, look, he's got a weapon in his hand.
	I don't know if those are the Hindus or the Muslims.
	Police man, you're alarming the weapon.
	He's got a weapon.
	Leicester.
	Leicester.
	He's got a weapon and you're alarming it.
	Leave us what?
	It's easy.
	Just tell her that he shared a meme that's anti-LGBT.
	I make fun of Nelson Mandela in a cartoon.
	I'm just sending it.
	I'm just sending it recording.
	I'm just thinking recording.
	Can you arrest him for not recognizing trans kids?
	I'm not here to cause no trouble.
	But look at them, all of them must.
	Yo, my battery's dying.
	Give me your battery.
	So it's that forward anymore?
	I'm not, I'm not.
	Yo, give me your battery.
	Come on, record.
	Record, yeah?
	Skip ahead, see if it snaps off.
	I'm just recording.
	Later resulted in the riot.
	Okay, don't worry.
	I got plenty of footage.
	4-9.
	Where is Leicester?
	Oh, this is the guy who predicted it all.
	...the size of the population, or the increase of a certain element of the population, which is, uh, in some way, uh, Yes, have features which are likely to be a problem.
	Of course, we are not concerned with the increase in the total population from, say, 55 to 60 million.
	We are concerned with the increase in an element of a population which is profoundly different in the world.
	Which employed is all Muslim from the rest.
	And that is where the significance both of number and of concentration comes in.
	Now, it could be as serious, indeed it could Be more serious if that different population were white and not coloured.
	I can well imagine that if they were, for example, Germans or Russians who were going to be occupying two-fifths or a half of the beginning of the next century, we should, yes, in occupation, living there.
	But as with some of your American cities, a considerable proportion, in the case of Birmingham, it will be at least two-fifths, will be occupied by the immigrants and their descendants by the early years of the next century.
	Above all.
	Their descendants.
	Yes, indeed.
	But those descendants will still be thoroughly separate for the most part from the rest of the population because of the numbers.
	If the numbers were small, then of course, like any very small minority, they would filter into the population.
	But nobody seriously imagines that if two-fifths of Birmingham consists of a first generation of descendants born here, of people from the West Indies, from Africa, and from Asia, there will not be a profound difference between that part of a population and the rest.
	I think there may be a difference.
	In fact, there certainly will be a difference.
	Whether that difference is enough to promote anxiety, unless someone declares the populations.
	And by the way, he was wrong about Jamaicans.
	They assimilated beautifully into British culture.
	And so did Hindus.
	But he said this Muslim invasion, when they say Asia, they mean Pakistan.
	This Muslim invasion will only be a problem if we, as right-wingers, speak in alarming overtones.
	And we scare people into thinking there's a problem.
	Otherwise, there won't be an issue.
	So I guess I won't be showing you any race riots, any conflict with these savage Muslims, sorry, because the only time it's a problem is if we alarmists make it sound bad.
	In other words, by the way, don't recognize it.
	That's the leftist British angle here.
	Don't report on it, ignore it, call them youths, say there was a scuffle among youths.
	The question about this is whether they will notice with fear and horror unless someone announces to them that fear and horror are appropriate response to such a fact.
	You think that human nature is such that unless somebody referred to this, nobody would notice that their own native cities were transformed, that the white population was Can't believe you cut him off.
	Okay, let's watch the Hindus.
	This is what Muslims do to their Hindu brethren, their comrades, just south of the border in India and north of the border here in Leicester.
	Did they forget how to pronounce it already?
	The Hindus and the Hindus and the Mindus.
	No, Ryan, the Hutsis and the Tutsis thing is me mocking anyone who cares what goes on in Africa.
	This is in our town.
	I was born 40 minutes from here.
	The Hindus aren't taking this lying down, by the way.
	They're not victims here.
	They are ganging up.
	Nice.
	Nice.
	This is like the mods and the rockers, but with machetes.
	Way to go, liberals.
	You imported a third world civil war.
	Here they are brawling at night.
	I hate to be alarmist.
	I hate to tell people to react with horror and fear.
	I hate to acknowledge it.
	Yeah, talk about Muslim attack where, fam?
	There not being one Muslim attack today.
	Instead, we've been pressuring this whole block, fam.
	All of these mushriks.
	that's mad We need better cameramen.
	What's their endgame here?
	I'm just going to kill a bunch of Hindus?
	And then what?
	You take over, Leicester?
	Leicester?
	Why can't I say that word?
	Because it's spelled with extra syllables that you don't use.
	20 people are attacking my house.
	This is going to be the Somalians in Michigan soon.
	What's that town that they dominate?
	What is it?
	Is it Minnesota, right?
	Or Minneapolis?
	Minasomalia they call it.
	Green leg, green leg.
	Somalian city in America.
	Yeah, Minneapolis.
	Minneapolis.
	No, that's not the town.
	Columbus, Seattle, Amarillo.
	Minneapolis, St. Paul, Bloomington, Columbus, Ohio, Seattle, Tacoma, Bellevue, Amarillo.
	Pakistan, Zinzabad, Pakistan, Zinzabad, Pakistan, Zinzabad, Alagbir!
	That's their chant.
	That means Pakistan everywhere.
	And then Nigel Farage explains exactly how this happened.
	Open borders.
	You import the Turd World, you get the Turd World.
	Virtually every single MP in Westminster is responsible for the ethnic and religious violence scene in Leicester.
	Leicester.
	They decided to go down the road of diversity and multiculturalism.
	Our politicians have done this to our great country.
	And again, you can have diversity with assimilation.
	It's called non-Muslim populations.
	But you chose a group that hates our guts, has no affiliation to us.
	Like, jump to 5-4, the Somalians in the USA.
	They see this during COVID.
	They see all this charity going around.
	They have no affinity to Americans.
	They don't feel part of this country.
	You can blame racism if you're stupid and a liar, but it's because they're Somalians first.
	They're Muslims first.
	Food scheme stole 200, a quarter bill, quarter billion meant for low-income children and the largest pandemic fraud in the United States.
	Federal authorities charged 47 people.
	By the way, you've got to do a lot of clicks to get to those 47 people, and they're all Somalians, Muslim Somalians.
	In Minnesota with Conspiracy Nether Counts on Tuesday and what they said was a massive scheme that took advantage of the COVID-19 pandemic to steal $250 million from a federal program.
	So this went all the way up to Washington, and they were encouraged by their Somali counterparts to fake the paperwork needed to get this aid.
	And they just used it.
	Go down a bit?
	Oh, there's a sale on.
	No, not that much.
	You know, go down.
	The defense from a federal childhood has to be feeding you children a little more.
	A little more down.
	Prosecutors say defendants created companies that claim to be offering food to tens of thousands of children across Minnesota, then sought reimbursement for those meals through the U.S. Department of Agriculture, Food Nutrition.
	Prosecutors say a few meals were actually served, and the defendants used the money to buy luxury cars, property, and jewelry.
	Which is where reparations would go.
	And speaking of Africa in America, when I had street carnage right after Vice, we would do zines, and we put out a zine about these South African kids, black kids, who would ride the tops of trains and often die because it's dangerous.
	And it was an interesting little pictorial essay that my buddy Jamie Medina put together when he was down there.
	And you see these kids on top of trains and you're like, wow.
	And never going to happen in the States.
	Never.
	Well, that was my best Tony Soprano I've ever done.
	It was definitely good.
	Never going to happen in the States.
	I lost it.
	You get it for a second.
	Never happened in the States.
	Never happened in the States.
	Never.
	Never.
	So go to 55.
	And you'll see Africa has arrived in New York City.
	This could be Soweto.
	Like, how third world is that?
	Oh, yeah.
	you Please go into our bridge.
	Speaking of third world behavior, Benny Johnson was showing a funny meme about Kamala Harris waving in a bus, but they photoshopped or whatever, video shopped in a sombrero, a cartoon Mexican with a sombrero and made it the bus of illegals.
	It's a 5'6.
	It's a relatively funny meme.
	And this thug, like, what's he doing in college?
	We got ghetto thugs in college now.
	Loses his temper.
	Did you catch racist ass.
	Racist ass shit, fuck you.
	That's what happens when you lower the bar to college admissions.
	Was the professor like Professor's Benny Johnson, dude?
	Oh, yeah, he's a professor.
	He's not a professor.
	Are you kidding?
	He's at a school doing a talk.
	You were the one who called him a professor.
	So the good news is he's become a meme.
	If you go to 5'7, he's everywhere now.
	He was arrested, but nothing happened to him.
	You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin'Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.
	He's asking me!
	Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids.
	That's it.
	Unlike the African American community, with notable exceptions, the Latino community is incredibly diverse.
	Breakfast tacos.
	That's it.
	Got more questions, but I tell you, if you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, and you ain't black.
	That's awesome.
	By the way, just last thing on Muslims.
	I forgot to get to this, but it's exciting to see in Iran, while we sit here and pretend the hijab is some sort of form of empowerment, the ladies in Iran are saying, fuck this.
	There was a woman who was arrested.
	I think she was beaten.
	After anyone was arrested by Islamic police for an alleged hijab violation, died.
	Oh, they beat her to death.
	Women have been burning hijabs in protest.
	Meanwhile, in the West, the hijab is considered a symbol of diversity.
	I consider it a feminist.
	I like when the left goes so far with it, they make a gay hijab, like a rainbow burqa, and you're like, good.
	You're doing my job for me.
	Go ahead.
	Offend the Muslims with your stupid Venn diagram.
	Let's watch this footage, though.
	Something went wrong.
	Is it illegal?
	There we go.
	Like, you want to talk about feminism.
	These women are all risking their lives.
	This is...
	is where feminism should be focusing, in places where sexism exists.
	See, that's balls.
	Shun was arrested and murdered, beaten to death in captivity.
	And they are standing up to these guys.
	Wow.
	Iran, the only country in the world to ever go back in time.
	1969.
	Everyone had long, gorgeous hair, mini skirts, and going to college.
	They can't arrest us all.
	I can't read that.
	Blow it up.
	You are the problem.
	You are not good.
	Four women in this video are still in jail for walking unveiled.
	It's so gross to see other women yelling at women for this, isn't it?
	Get your hijab on, you fucking bitch.
	Do you believe it's revolutionary there to show your fucking hairdo?
	That is nice hair too.
	I guess part of the trick, too, is women don't like being out of the house.
	Because you got to deal with this shit and you're under scrutiny.
	When you're at home, you can wear high-heeled shoes and have long hair and be you.
	They must get fat.
	It's weird seeing actual feminist social justice.
	Yeah.
	And you're not like, and total deafening silence from the left and the feminists here.
	That should be like, I stand with Iran should be a hashtag.
	This is also an Iran.
	Pretty big.
	Apparently you can't go around slapping women anymore.
	What?
	Yeah.
	I'm canceling my ticket.
	Slaps assurance.
	Gives her a slap.
	And basically everybody's like, nah, yo, that ain't it.
	As the kids say.
	Punch him.
	What does that mean?
	I just slapped a woman.
	I don't understand.
	She'll never hear a job on.
	The woman even gets a lick in, which is like really like...
	What are you doing?
	I just slapped a bitch.
	What?
	We don't do that anymore?
	What the map in Iran?
	I'm not going to sit here and let you badmouth the country of Iran where you can slap a woman.
	Fuck off, bitch.
	Dude, this is pretty wild, too.
	This is another...
	I think this is related, too, because it has to do with countries and race and stuff.
	Oh, I saw that.
	Yeah, that's great news.
	And the people overpowered the cops.
	Finally, we get to riot.
	That's what the clash song White Riot is about, by the way.
	He said, why don't we ever have a riot?
	So is the Jamaicans and other people.
	This is bad assimilation news, akin to before.
	This Venezuelan kid is boasting about how the country's going to get taken over by violent fucking criminals that look, you know, like young and just, oh, look, you can trust me.
	I have an honest face.
	And we'll catch you in the subway and kill you.
	You're done out cold.
	Great.
	That's who we sent to Martha's Vineyard, by the way, that crew.
	Didn't Venezuela just release their entire prison and they sent them to the border?
	Yeah, I think they're all rapists, murderers.
	El Salvador was the place where the president arrested 40,000 gang members and threw them in jail, and crime went down 90%.
	Let's look at anti-whiteness for a second.
	I thought this was an interesting.
	I mean, Wikipedia is a dictionary in many ways.
	It's definitely a general consensus dictionary.
	And you look up Black Pride, Asian Pride, Gay Pride.
	They all do pretty well.
	Cool.
	Celebrate heritage.
	Okay, that sounds good.
	You should be proud of that.
	No one has a problem with any of this, by the way.
	That's fine.
	Asian Pride, good, good.
	Being Asian American.
	Oh, boo.
	It's used by white separatists, white nationalists, neo-Nazi, white supremacist organizations to signal their racist viewpoints.
	Well, maybe these guys became racist assholes because of shit like this.
	Where every time they compare themselves to someone and try to emulate pride in any way, you call them disgusting monsters.
	Like this place, this kind of anti-white shit creates white supremacy.
	Because when you tell someone they suck, they look it up and they go, actually, I don't.
	You suck.
	Professor asks, when is it okay to kill whites?
	New York professor says having a white nuclear family promotes white supremacy.
	Professor tweets that white people should commit mass suicide.
	College professor says kill cops, kill all white people.
	That's the head.
	That guy lives upstate New York.
	He used to teach criminal law.
	Used to teach giraffes how to eat from trees.
	I made fun of his neck when he's on Tucker, and he had me doxed.
	He's the one who doxed my house, and he was behind my original phone number getting out.
	He was the one where he told, he called his Antifa, he's Antifa.
	He had them call me and say, what the?
	White genocide turns me on or something.
	I must have had 10,000 people call me and say that.
	And it drained my batteries.
	I'd turn on my phone and be like, and I had to keep my phone off, turn it on, make some calls, turn it off.
	For like weeks.
	Anyway.
	And kill the straits.
	Professor says, all I want for Christmas is white genocide.
	Georgetown professor says all white people are racist.
	Trinity College professor calls white people inhuman.
	Let them fucking die.
	College professor says believing in hard work is a white ideology.
	Isn't it weird how many professors say white people are?
	How many of these people are white?
	Like, well, you keep going with that.
	To commit mass murder.
	A professor equates math with white privilege.
	A professor says white supremacist patriarchy is responsible for the Vegas shooting.
	Professors hold a white racism course at FGCU.
	USC professor calls for a holocaust against all white people.
	Professor says, I'll teach my children to be cautious and distrust friendship with white people.
	Baltimore professor says white people need to personally give all of their money to black people.
	College professor says some white people may have to die to solve racism.
	College professor says white masculinity is a problem for America.
	Georgetown professor says all white people are racist.
	Rutgers professor was taken to the NYC hospital for psychiatric evaluation after he tweeted threatening to kill white people.
	White professor calls all white people to mass suicide because of slavery.
	Here's a slide from a college classroom that says white tears on a mug.
	Here's another slide from a college classroom that says white people stay colonizing.
	White privilege does exist.
	Bigfoot unicorns reverse racism.
	What do they all have in common?
	Stating that reverse racism is all white people.
	No, no, no, I mean I get the analogy.
	People are dangerous.
	The horror story.
	Because white people are a plague to the planet.
	Here's one that says white people are crazy.
	And finally, how white people plagued society.
	But go jump ahead to 6-2, this Antifa sticker.
	It's in Britain.
	It's Antifa.
	So you know it was created, printed, paid for by white people, and it was stuck on that pole by a white person.
	Like white people should kill themselves.
	White people say that.
	So can't you just cut to the quick and blow your own head off?
	So when the guy put that sticker on, he's definitely a white male.
	He was calling himself a Nazi.
	Well, they hate Nazis.
	They're supposed to punch Nazis.
	So punch yourself in the face.
	I thought this was an interesting look at how they see us.
	This is Mark Marin.
	And I'm going to be on Glenn Beck today.
	Very active.
	Yeah, I'm going to be on Glenn Beck today.
	I'll get them to send it.
	Maybe we can put it up on the site.
	And I want to talk to Glenn about allegations.
	Like, I just want allegations against me to be true.
	As I was saying with Ant yesterday, like, I have bad shit about me that are controversial and offensive beliefs.
	But that's never what I'm accused of.
	It's white supremacy.
	Even from the Nazis, they're obsessed with my ass.
	Some faggot hipster who puts things up his ass.
	And they're obsessed with my love of the Jews.
	I'm always checking, what is it, cooking for shekels.
	Can I get a real allegation, please?
	Anyway, this isn't just me.
	This is you, too.
	And I thought this is a great example of how the left sees us and how straw man it is.
	Very shameless and very brazen American fascism happening.
	I mean, I think that's the only thing that's the Christian right because that would give it away.
	It's the Christian right.
	It's fueled by the Christian right.
	Well, I mean, they've always been there.
	I mean, that's a core group, but I think it's also expanded to involve a bunch of sort of And is that an all things comedy?
	Yeah, it is.
	Oh, Jesus.
	It sounded very funny to me.
	Eddie Pepitone.
	You know, angry, broken, fundamentally nihilistic people that needed something to believe in.
	And they like this version of hate and anger and focusing on the marginalized or the minorities.
	And they see themselves as victims.
	Stop.
	Like, no one, that doesn't, you're not describing anyone.
	So they see conservatives, Trump supporters, proud boys, MAGA, as loser, redneck, toothless, inbred, broke fuck-ups who can't get laid and are failed comics probably is another thing comics like to accuse people of.
	Who don't want to look in the mirror and say, I fucked up my life.
	So they make fun of blacks and Asians and Peruvians and Lebanese and go, you, I wish you weren't here.
	I wish we had borders because then my life would be good.
	I'm describing a really weird character.
	Have you ever bumped into anyone like this?
	And he's talking about half the country is like that.
	And then he gets more esoteric.
	They're aggrieved.
	They feel put upon and they're acting on behalf of that.
	And when you have something like QAnon that establishes a sort of factless mythology for people to believe in and fuel them, then you really can't combat that.
	What acts?
	What?
	What acts?
	How are they acting upon that?
	What are you talking about?
	I guess the one guy that shot up Buffalo, Jan 6.
	Yeah.
	Well, it's like that lie about the Proud Boys going up to Harlem to beat up blacks.
	One of the acts.
	The fuck?
	With anything.
	You can't.
	Your internet connection is unstable.
	And also the person you're talking to is unstable.
	You really can't combat that with anything.
	You can't.
	There's no stopping the way these people think or correcting it because they'll just be like, well, maybe you might want to check your facts.
	Well, here's the.
	Yeah, God forbid you should check your facts.
	We say stupid shit like, check your facts.
	We're crazy.
	Wow.
	But keep going.
	That Hillary Clinton doesn't eat babies.
	That's all I'm saying.
	All right.
	Your honor.
	I could just see that court prest.
	You get that?
	So we believe Hillary Clinton eats babies.
	And the adrenochrome thing where they torture children and drink their blood is like, I don't know, 100 people in all of America humor that idea.
	It's not a thing.
	It's not discussed.
	They are hurting children.
	We just went through the beginning of this show with all kinds of mutilation, cutting off tits, chemical castration.
	There is some real validity to the child abuse going on in the radical left, and it's permeating hospitals because they want to make money with it.
	We don't follow QAnon.
	We don't think that Hillary Clinton eats babies.
	Not even close to that.
	I know you're exaggerating.
	And this whole idea that we're angry at you, Mark.
	We're angry at you.
	We're angry at your whitewashing of reality and pretending that there's these white supremacists behind every guard.
	We're actually, it's ironic because the thing we're mad at is the bullshit coming out of your mouth right now.
	That's what pisses us off.
	False allegations.
	A made-up America.
	Denial.
	There's not just a river in Egypt.
	Oh, I knew you were going to say that.
	Like, why doesn't Mark Maron write about the fact that in Chicago or discuss this?
	He would never discuss this.
	This is what pisses us off.
	And this was a big part of January 6th.
	It was anger at the media for not going near anything that makes the left's narrative look bad.
	Did you hear about this?
	Two black guys are having an argument, and these white people are sitting outside in a kind of bourgeois white neighborhood going, what the fuck's going on?
	These guys are having an argument.
	And the guy's, what the fuck you looking at, white motherfuckers?
	Pew, pew, pew.
	Shoots at them for being nosy.
	6'3.
	And he hits a waiter.
	No, he hits the restaurant's owner.
	Video shows Westloop restaurant patrons diving for cover as gunman opens fire.
	Both these clowns out of office.
	What is crinkling over there?
	Are you eating chips?
	A cookie.
	Okay.
	I told you not to eat on the air.
	Nothing is in your mouth but words.
	Go down?
	Oh, good.
	They got it.
	Like, this is privilege.
	I want to be able to shoot people who listen to my conversations in public.
	If I'm yelling at someone and I catch someone staring at me, I want to be able to go, hey, don't be so nosy.
	Phew!
	I mean, it's aristocratic levels.
	This is King Louis XIV levels of privilege.
	Is there audio?
	No.
	Oh, yeah, there they are diving.
	Pretty bad aim.
	We were just trying to make a point.
	It was a warning.
	And white people are just as guilty in many ways.
	They eat this up.
	Here's an exaggerated version of the average white male in America these days, 6'4.
	Turn it up.
	Me pretty much telling him I'm sleeping with whomever I want, and you're just going to sit in the corner and watch.
	So you became the master kind of.
	I did.
	I am.
	In Dakota, how does that sit with you?
	I like it.
	I enjoy it.
	You enjoy it?
	So what does this look like?
	I mean, Sarah will bring home men or tell me what happens.
	Yeah, she'll bring home guys or we'll go meet guys at hotel rooms or stuff.
	But normally she just brings them home.
	Yep.
	I like the comfort of my own home.
	These are just random guys you'll meet?
	Well, I have a black-only preference, so all of them are black, but yes.
	And I've made them on websites.
	They have a fat woman preference.
	That's your match.
	Perfect.
	I knew you were fucking black guys, by the way.
	You didn't have to tell me.
	Do these cuckles, do they jerk off?
	Do they have a boner?
	They must beat off.
	Please tell me they at least beat off.
	Him jerking off with all them rings probably do a lot of damage.
	Giving my number out to people and random and just invited them over like a guy through a drive-through.
	I thought he was cute, so I gave him my number and he showed up that night.
	And this happens how often?
	I try to do it at least once or twice a week, but work, you know, it's really hard.
	You guys are both working.
	The odds of you getting robbed are very high.
	Very high.
	Killed.
	Yes, we work full-time.
	Yeah.
	I do it every opportunity I can when I get free time.
	Twice the past week?
	Yeah, twice so far.
	Ever heard of STDs, lady?
	I remember reading black men have like 800% higher rates of chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis.
	Or you're eight times more likely to get it from black men.
	I'm not sure if that's 800%.
	In the room and watch?
	Watch and record and stuff like that.
	Really?
	Or whatever the guys want me to do if they want me to do stuff.
	So what is your experience of this?
	Is it humiliating?
	Is it tantalizing?
	Is it exciting?
	What is it?
	It is humiliating, but it's also sexy to watch a guy basically perform better than I can.
	It's almost like watching porn.
	Do you think porn is what kind of led you into this?
	Yes.
	Not really.
	Being a voyeur?
	You don't think you would come up with that idea on your own, just sitting around going fucking crazy?
	I got an idea, honey.
	It's called an upside-down cake.
	Like, where you just got the idea from thin air?
	Not really.
	I think it went from, I was doing like, get out of here, get out of my life.
	I don't want that much in my purview anymore.
	I never want to see him again unless he's at the end of my fist.
	I thought this was an interesting set of graphs about how separated we are politically as a nation.
	I remember reading once that if you looked at crime in America with just whites and you removed blacks from all the stats, we would be way down the chain, like down by Norway and Finland as far as violent crime goes.
	And it's the same with test scores.
	America has terrible test scores.
	But if you made it just white, we'd actually be in the top 10 nations.
	Similarly, if just whites voted, America would be completely red.
	And what I find amazing about this is people of color, it's always blue.
	And zoom in on the text at the bottom there.
	He says, the reason I don't break down the people of color vote into various groups by gender, ethnicity, or education level is that no matter how I broke it down, it was always 100% blue.
	So college-educated whites are blue on the coasts, Midwest, Northeast.
	Non-college-educated whites, basically nowhere.
	White men, just Washington State, basically.
	White women, pretty similar to college-educated whites.
	White people, pretty similar to college-educated whites.
	And then go up a bit?
	No, the other way.
	And look at that.
	People of color, 100% blue.
	Women.
	See, women are the ones deciding these elections, really.
	And men would make it all.
	Good thing we got coloreds and women the rat to vote, huh?
	That turned out real good.
	Oh, wow, this is a terrifying search of STDs and African American four times as high for adults for that specific one.
	I thought this was funny.
	Project Veritas has a branch in India now.
	Yeah.
	It's called Gravitas.
	No, I'm just kidding.
	It's just called Gravitas.
	But it's a really like the Mark Marin thing was very telling.
	And by the way, you can tell when Mark's talking, he has no interest in learning if he's right or wrong or meeting any of these people he's talking about.
	They're written off.
	QAnon, evil, the end.
	But this is similar.
	This is how the turd world sees us.
	And they take lies like we were whipping migrants, which is, no, those were the leather straps to guide the horses, you fucking idiots.
	Kamala fell for that.
	Biden fell for that.
	Everyone dumb fell for that.
	But it's this like, you have money and there are people suffering.
	Go and fix it.
	It's a weird kind of white supremacy in a way.
	Because it's like, America is number one.
	And if there's a problem, then they can fix it.
	What the fuck, guys?
	Why are people hungry in Africa?
	America should fix it.
	No.
	America should make sure you don't get in.
	The building behind me is the symbol of America's power, the White House, the home of the U.S. President.
	The White House.
	But you know who built it?
	Slaves.
	In fact, most of the famous buildings in Washington were built by slaves.
	It's an undeniable part of American history.
	Like these pictures, white men whipping slaves.
	Not only was it legal, it was encouraged.
	Do you think those are photos?
	These pictures.
	Do you want to talk about slavery in India, my dear?
	And there's no evidence that the Washington Monument was built by slaves, although that's in the movie Spider-Man.
	The White House was burnt to the ground in 1812.
	When was slavery abolished in America?
	1865.
	I mean, I guess it's possible that some slaves were involved, but the way they say all of these lefty rumors like they're facts.
	And notice the sort of scolding tone.
	Yeah, we behaved very badly during slavery.
	So did you, bitch.
	You want to get into India's crimes?
	The whip was the symbol of America's bigotry, of racism and white supremacy.
	And now that symbol is bad.
	Wait, stop.
	India is still steeped in light-skinned supremacy.
	Their whole caste system is inexorably linked to how light your tone is.
	In fact, they take bleaching creams.
	Remember when I was with advice with Saroosh, his mother would be furious when he got back from vacation and was darker because he hadn't used sunblock.
	Let me show you some pictures.
	These are not from the last century or from a medieval drama.
	It's a video, my dear.
	They're from the Texas border on Monday.
	These men on horseback are U.S. border patrol.
	The people they're herding are migrants.
	And I say herding on purpose because there is no other way to describe what they're doing.
	The border troops are carrying whips.
	They're beating up migrants and pushing them back into the river.
	These are Haitian migrants.
	Thousands of them have amassed the U.S. border.
	They have undertaken a long and dangerous journey.
	They've walked hundreds of kilometers.
	They've crossed rivers all in search of the American dream.
	This is their temporary refuge.
	This is crazy stuff.
	It was 17,000, by the way.
	17,000 Haitians come to our country and we are assholes if we don't let them in.
	Is that how it works?
	So borders don't exist?
	Do other countries get borders?
	Describe your utopia.
	Oh, the fucking, don't get me started on the rape in India.
	It's unbelievable.
	Bridge in Del Rio, Texas.
	At one point, 12,000 people were living here.
	There are children.
	There are pregnant women.
	They pitched their tents and awaited their turn, but the U.S. had other plans.
	They shut the border and began deporting the migrants.
	Talk about cruelty.
	These people were fleeing poverty and violence back home.
	They are desperate.
	They were desperate enough to set out on foot.
	And what does the U.S. do?
	Send them back to the same living helm.
	I feel disappointed because we crossed over to the US and it wasn't what we expected.
	They were very mean to us.
	Just imagine, they treated us like we were thrash.
	They didn't give us food, water, there were no doctors, nothing.
	A lot of children, pregnant women.
	Things are really hard for us.
	I have two children.
	I have been hungry for four days with children.
	And now I have left the United States to find food in Mexico.
	People in the United States don't give us anything, just water.
	Since children only receive water, children are going hungry.
	We are out in the open.
	Sounds like it was a reckless journey you took.
	We're escaping poverty.
	Okay.
	Well, you found more.
	Cruelty.
	That's what these migrants got from America.
	They were beaten with whips and deported against their will.
	Does the U.S. government have a response?
	Here's what Vice President Kamala Harris said.
	What I saw depicted about those individuals.
	Anyway, this is the ancient Chinese secret.
	Last thing on the old racity race.
	I think I mentioned this yesterday, but you can look up the Andy No podcast about it.
	The Proud Boys, those two Marines were seen as Proud Boys, and they were beaten by Antifa.
	The guys, no charges whatsoever.
	Max and John got four years.
	Did they get held?
	And by the way, those are the three who were caught.
	It was a bunch of Antifa mobbing those guys.
	And they said, you're white supremacists, you're proud boys.
	They go, no, we're not.
	We're Mexican.
	We're Hispanics.
	And then they go, you fucking wetbacks, you spicks, spitting on them, punching them.
	These are American Marines.
	So you go, well, you fucked up this time.
	That's basically fighting a cop.
	Nope.
	Soros-funded DA drops the charges.
	Click on the YouTube link so people can look that up on their own time.
	Zoom out a bit.
	They weren't even held during that whole process, though, right?
	No.
	No, they're free to go.
	And that first guy they showed is a bigwig at Antifa, a major player.
	Did you see this guy?
	It got deleted the original, but he was saying we should start killing white people.
	Well, he said, I watched this.
	His whole argument is like, look, these white people just keep killing us.
	We have to start killing them.
	And I'm willing to die to do it.
	And it's like, dude, look up the stats.
	White on black crime is not a thing.
	Black on white crime is a thing, a huge thing.
	And black on black crime is basically everything.
	Maybe that's why blacks kill each other.
	They're trying to stop the black crime.
	They're trying to stop the people killing their fellow black people.
	Yeah.
	Maybe Cornpop was just a good dude.
	He was a guy who was molesting children at the pool.
	Dan is a good follow, by the way.
	I think I'm pretty sure it was Vice that wrote an article about him, how he's got a hate-filled thing.
	But basically, all the hate-filled stuff is just facts and videos of things going down, like this guy getting stabbed for no reason or this other person getting stabbed for no reason.
	Well, let's go back to the video that you were about to show.
	go.
	I actually haven't seen this yet.
	So let me get this straight.
	Every other month, we getting some police body cam footage of a nigga getting shot in his bed or shot getting out of his car.
	I just read an article about some white gang that done killed two niggas in a prison.
	Random niggas, white men killing black women that they meet on Craigslist and shit.
	Not a pattern, dude.
	Not a pattern.
	Just getting away with it.
	When do we change things?
	When do we start killing white people?
	Because that's what they doing to us.
	When do we do an eye for an eye?
	Because it was more nuanced with the rapist thing.
	Because people were like, well, we don't have...
	These white people don't got no motherfucking excuse.
	When do we start killing these crackers?
	Can you pull up the data on white men raping black women?
	I don't even know if they're strong enough.
	It's amazing that you take this anecdote.
	You know, what is racism?
	It's taking anecdotal evidence and using it to fuel your prejudice.
	He used the word racism in his definition of racism.
	Racism is very simple.
	You can notice patterns about a race.
	By the way, you can also notice patterns about a cultural group, about a gender, about a sexual preference, people of a sexual preference.
	You can notice patterns.
	That's not racist.
	That's not prejudice.
	That's not bigotry.
	The bigotry comes in when you meet an individual and you don't give them a blank slate.
	You don't assume this person could be an exception to the rule.
	Yes, the Scots and the Irish are heavy drinkers.
	They tend to have a problem with whiskey in particular.
	I know I do.
	They tend to get violent on whiskey.
	I know I do.
	But when you meet an Irishman, you don't assume that they are drunks and you let them, say, work at a whiskey distillery.
	It would be, well, this would be not racist, but it would be culturally biased to say, oh, an Irishman work at a whiskey distillery?
	Nah, he'll just drink it all.
	No, you have to see if he can do it.
	So patterns exist in groups.
	I'm sorry.
	But I'm not a racist because when I meet a black person, I don't immediately apply that pattern to that person.
	I take that person as an individual.
	And this was made very clear in what everyone sees as the most controversial book next to mine, Kampf, which is The Bell Curve.
	The whole first part of the bell curve is this is just a bunch of patterns.
	You may not apply these patterns to an individual.
	You have to see an individual as an individual.
	So if that guy was to kill me for being white, that'd be pretty darn racist.
	All right, let's do the mailbag.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a damn.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	This might be the longest episode we've done outside of the marathon.
	Maybe.
	By the way, I think for Christmas vacation, we should see if we can do like a fucking 10-day marathon.
	Holy fuck.
	What do you think of that?
	sounds wild and crazy Community theater canceled for cultural appropriation.
	Local community theater in Utah in a small town that is like 95% white was going to do a production of The King and I, and of course the Woke Crowd had to shut it down.
	Kind of sad.
	The ironic thing is, this just means from now on they will only do plays about white people, LOL.
	They said anyone could join, but of course if your community is 95% white.
	What's The King and I again?
	Ben Kingsley was in the remake of it.
	The King and I. Who's the King falls in love with a Packy?
	Right?
	Oh no, Ben Kingsley didn't?
	Oh yeah, that's Yoel Brenner.
	Yeah.
	So I guess it's about some Middle Eastern king and a white woman.
	Maybe he's Asian?
	Yeah, See, when it goes the other way, everyone has a heart attack.
	That's what we said.
	Anyways, white people, you can't do the king and I. Meanwhile, we were busy changing all white characters to black.
	That was an interesting segue.
	Gigantic tit teacher is a pedophile.
	Oh, dude, you know what happened to me the other day?
	You know that symbol?
	The Otis symbol?
	That is the Otis symbol, the pedophile symbol?
	Yes.
	This triangle thing?
	Yeah.
	There's a Viking symbol that looks similar to it, but it's like two or three of them combined.
	I guess there's a dude who liked the Viking version.
	He didn't want to do all three.
	So he had just the one triangle on his arm.
	I don't think he was a pedophile.
	He was ripped.
	He's with a bunch of other families at a baseball game.
	And I want to just pull him aside and go, that fucking symbol, when it's just the one triangle, that's a fucking pedophile thing.
	Right.
	I'm not accusing you.
	I can tell you're not.
	But you got to do something there.
	Add some more Viking shit to it.
	This was bad.
	I noticed this.
	And it's a small world.
	Really?
	That's not good.
	Nope.
	Especially because what are they saying?
	It's supposed to be Greek columns?
	Yeah.
	What up, G-Dog Rye Guy and the OG Baby Monster?
	Just thought I'd share this pic of that huge ditty teacher.
	I noticed one of the pics floating online that he has the national symbol of man-boy love.
	Oh.
	Where?
	Up in the left, that blue bottle.
	Yeah, no, but it's a triangle.
	Yeah, but it still has a spiral aspect to it.
	I don't like googling this.
	Yeah.
	Oh, oops.
	What is that QR code?
	Let me check that out.
	Where?
	Oh, good luck.
	Let's see.
	Yeah, every time I've seen that symbol, it's a triangle.
	But it is always blue and white.
	Pedophile symbol.
	It's funny.
	People are watching me Google shit and they can't see my computer.
	Yeah, I don't see any squares.
	Not that, you know, that absolves them of anything.
	Hey, cat's up.
	You and Gav should really have this comedian named Tyler Fisher on the show.
	Yes, I'm familiar with Tyler.
	I think his manager used to do my podcast free speech.
	Oh.
	Oh.
	There's been a persistent rumor that many schools throughout the state of Indiana have started accommodating students who identify as cats with litter boxes in the bathrooms.
	Yes, I have heard this from parents who have kids in a class that has a cat in it.
	And there is a litter box.
	The kids don't shit in it, but it's part of helping the identity.
	And there'll be several cats in the school, and they're at the bus stop and they lick themselves.
	The fuck?
	Yeah, it's a real thing.
	Wow.
	This goes beyond furries.
	My friend's a cat.
	No, he's not.
	Woman King.
	You mentioned a few times how the Woman King has a near 100% critic score on Rotten Tomatoes.
	95% at the time of this writing.
	I just checked it.
	This audience score is 99%.
	What the fuck?
	That's even higher than the critic score.
	And he goes, to put it in perspective, Goodfellas has a 97%.
	Saving Private Ryan has a 95%.
	And The Shining has a 93%.
	Woman King obliterates all those shitty movies.
	They're going to be quoting it.
	Goodfellas.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Anthony's going to start quoting this.
	Let's see what the...
	That's weird because the likes on this, you see, are 58,000.
	And the dislikes, you see, they trumped that with 493,000.
	Why are you talking like Norm McDonald's nephew?
	Yeah.
	Good question.
	Look at the ratio of dislikes to likes.
	Tremendously disliked, but yet I guess the people that went to Rotten Tomato, they changed their tune or a totally different audience.
	Or Rotten Tomatoes is just lying.
	No, they couldn't do that.
	I don't want to live in a world where Jim Goad can't a 12-gauge pump or where Maddie can't own his weapon of choice.
	I guess he meant to say can't have.
	A federal judge just ruled felons have the right to keep and bear arms under the recent SCOTUS Bruins decision.
	Why don't we save this?
	Well, why don't we save this for when Maddie's here?
	But it looks like, it looks like felons might be able to carry.
	I'm all for that.
	Felons.
	I'm all for you.
	You did your time.
	We're good.
	Going off the quick bio, the author seems like she's a WAPO whack job.
	And check out the price, $6.66.
	They openly embrace Satan.
	Opening it right now.
	Every time I get more than one picture, it's a whole fucking thing.
	But I got them.
	I only had one picture.
	Oh, I see.
	Her name is Carol Vinzant.
	That's annoying.
	Being an adult who did a kid's book about your political enemy is just so corny.
	Actually, it's corny on our side, too.
	Trump coloring book and all that crap.
	They advertise that on Fox all the time.
	Don't be like Donald Trump.
	This has been sent to me a few times, so we might as well show it.
	And stop me if we've already showed it.
	Shown it?
	But this is a Scottish woman on a Judge Judy type show where the dog raped the cat.
	I hope it's not a young student who identifies as a cat.
	The dog raped the cat, and the cat's on medication now going through therapy.
	What is taking you so long?
	It's not the one right after that?
	Yes, it is?
	Not for me.
	Next one for me is shoe design.
	Oh, because I already made it orange that just disappears off your radar?
	Well, it's not there.
	What's the title of it?
	To give a heartfelt apology.
	I do not have that, but I could search for it and it'll pop up.
	Yesterday at 7.43 p.m.
	Type in heartfelt.
	Yep, there we go.
	Why isn't it on your show?
	I don't know.
	I just know that sucks.
	There's Ancient Tyne's Secret?
	Are you familiar with it?
	No, I don't think I've ever seen it.
	Oh.
	You might want to get better than a 56K modem for your computer.
	The dog was trying to help with her cat.
	Okay.
	My cat's now on medication for anxiety and depression.
	What else would you want from Sandra?
	An apology.
	An actual heartfelt apology.
	Why?
	I'm really, really sorry, Nikki.
	I'm really, really, really sorry.
	I didn't realise that it was...
	Why are you laughing?
	Ryan, your fucking internet is just ruining the show.
	Figure that out with our tech guy, please.
	That joke was just destroyed.
	Off on your situation.
	You're not afraid of me.
	Maybe it's one of the cats that the students identify as a cat.
	I already made that joke, thank you.
	Here's something different for Gavman and the Fagman.
	Rate my shoe design.
	Vans lets you make your own shoes to order.
	These are the ugliest, shittiest, stupidest shoes I've ever seen in my life.
	Dude, you should not have the right to design your own shoes.
	Army green, but then a toe that's like a white Hawaiian, pink fucking eyelet holes, and then the checkerboards.
	What?
	This is garbage.
	You suck, dude.
	Wow.
	You're lucky that you live in a world where other people design shit for you.
	What up, dudes?
	Is this a 10?
	Gavin, I've heard about your tasting woman over the years listening to you.
	And when I come across this photo yesterday, I thought she might be a 10.
	She has fascinating tits.
	I think those tits are a lot of fun.
	I've never come across tits like that in my days.
	Have you, Ryan?
	Not quite like the way they sit.
	No.
	They're very unusual.
	They are unusual.
	But I'm a fan.
	It might be the bra doing weird stuff to them.
	I like her fat ass.
	She looks like a great girl next door, great mistress.
	But, you know, kind of a wide, pudgy face.
	I'm not going to be scientific.
	I'm just going to go with my heart.
	And my heart says, what does my heart say right?
	I'm going to say 8.4.
	No, I'm not.
	8.2.
	Anything in the 7s seems wrong.
	I'm going to go 7.99.
	I've never done this before.
	I'm adding a decimal place.
	I just can't go to 8.
	Maybe I could, though.
	Last one, I'm fucking exhausted after this super duper long show.
	We're in Dallas tonight.
	So please buy tickets.
	If you're a Dallas site, you go to, what's the URL, Ryan?
	I'll show you.
	It's right here.
	Tinyurl.com.
	TinyURL.com, censored live.
	We gave away the location, right?
	TK Comedy Club in Addison.
	That's right.
	Fun little part of Dallas.
	It's going to be totally rad.
	Two shows Friday, two shows Saturday, because it's a very small venue and it sold out.
	But now it's not going to sell out because there's four spots.
	So I think we may have overdone it with the spots.
	And now we've gone from two jam-packed shows overflowing to four not busy at all shows.
	But whatever.
	Hey, Gavin Ryan, do you have any advice for going to a show alone?
	The band Turnstyle, Turnstile fucking amazing hardcore band, really good.
	It's coming to Buffalo in November.
	I don't think my friends would be into going because they aren't into hardcore and it's on a weekday.
	I've never been to a hardcore show.
	I don't know what to expect.
	Well, Jay, it's very uncomfortable being a young man, testosterone coursing through your veins, and you're at a hardcore show.
	Me and my buddy Steve used to fantasize about having no arms.
	Because you just walk into the show, you'd be like...
	Crossing your arms is a good one.
	So you're going to feel uncomfortable.
	That's part of being a young man.
	You better be a young man if you're asking such a gay question.
	Is that turnstile?
	I would go to the edge of the pit, assuming there's a pit, and just sort of like police it a little bit.
	So there's going to be guys that are bumping in.
	Don't shove them hard, but you're just, you have your arms out like this, and you're just trying to stop them from careening into people behind you.
	So you're not a security guard, you're just more like a human buffer.
	And you're taking it with some shock.
	And if you see anyone fall, you reach down, you scoop them up.
	And then when you slowly get more acclimated, I think you can get in a bit.
	If it's a circle slam, you can start sort of getting in there.
	I don't know.
	Maybe they're doing that stupid New York thing where you swing your arms around and then slowly get into it.
	But remember, it's not violent.
	It's for friends.
	Anyone falls, they get picked up.
	And then when you get too tired, you go back to the edge and become a human buffer again.
	That's the beauty of hardcore shows, at least how I remember them when I was young, man.
	You get to totally play with how dangerous you wanted things to go.
	All right.
	Final vid.
	Hit it.
	Hit it.
	Jetpacks are here.
	Jetpacks are real.
	Finally, what took you so long?
	2022.
	I thought we were going to have these in the year 2000 at the latest.
	Jetpack 2000.
	That sounds cool.
	Jetpack 2022 sounds late.
	But they are as awesome as you thought they would be.
	Even with the fire shooting out, that's cool.
	This better not be fake.
	I don't think it is.
	If it is, the fake video editing is even cooler than a jetpack.
	Yeah.
	I like that he doesn't have a helmet on.
	That's cool.
	All right, we're ready to go.
	All right, up, and up we go.
	Problem is, you go to the fridge to get a beer.
	How do you grab the beer?
	Use your feet.
	Okay.
	I kind of want them on my feet so I can have hands.
	You knee?
	Yeah.
	I know I'm being picky about my jetpacks very soon into the jetpack discovery.
	That's exactly how you want it to be too.
	Not too crazy.
	You don't want to go 60 miles an hour.
	You just kind of want to float around.
	It'd be good for landmine fields.
	Boing.
	you're on the moon all of a sudden.
	That'd be a fun place to get your hair blow-dried.
	Yeah.
	That's the first thing that came into my mind, too.
	So yeah, folks, we're in Dallas.
	Please come down.
	Come down to the TK Comedy Club.
	Enjoy yourself.
	Still plenty of tickets.
	Plenty of fun to be had.
	Me, Josh, Ryan, Anthony Cumia.
	Rudest, most offensive jokes.
	I hear that Aaron Berg and Puerto Rican Rattlesnake are doing the Offend Everyone tour.
	This is like, I don't want anyone to record it.
	I don't want it to ever get out.
	We're never going to put up the video because it's career-ruining content.
	It's really bad.
	I don't like it.
	That's why I have to have a few beers first because my own material offends me.
	And if you're not within the Dallas vicinity, I hope you're near Chicago when we go or New York when we do that show.
	We're hard-working comedians, which is something I never thought I'd do.
	And in the interim, I'll see you on Monday.

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