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Sept. 15, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
	Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes
	Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes That's an interesting jam.
	So I didn't know this album exists, but it's all dub versions of Clash Songs, That's Bank Robber, which was already a heavily reggae, dubbed-out song.
	It's a dub version of a dub song.
	Why were punks doing dub?
	because of a guy named Don Letts.
	A little Jamaican man with long dreads who made...
	You weren't allowed to listen to a lot of stuff, but you were allowed to listen to reggae.
	So that's it.
	That's online.
	That's on YouTube.
	Go back and show it, Ryan.
	Dub is great background music.
	Welcome to Get Off My Lawn.
	We're just going to get started right away.
	Let's just dive into the first segment, new segment we have on the show called Shit I Don't Care About.
	Are you ready for some irrelevant news?
	Here we go, folks.
	Get psyched.
	Shit I don't care about.
	Shit I don't care about.
	Shit I don't care about at all.
	Which got a new TV.
	55 inch.
	Oh, I just got a care.
	Zero inch.
	Things I really don't care about are bullshit.
	I'm the only one that can do bullshit.
	This Chinese woman has a snake in her ear.
	No, she doesn't.
	She doesn't have a snake in her ear.
	Snakes travel head first.
	If you have a snake head poking out of your ear, you have a semi-robotic thing that's moving because you want to go viral because you're fake.
	Why is he poking it like that?
	Grab pliers and yank it out.
	You know what I mean?
	And where's the rest of the snake?
	You don't know how ear holes work.
	If that's the head, it's a fairly large baby snake.
	So, no.
	Not falling for it.
	The green screen today is about this guy who does fake garbage to go viral.
	That's not a good life.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, you're just wasting everyone's time.
	I know what you're saying.
	What about you getting arrested?
	No.
	I think what I did with that was made going away for a week interesting.
	I also don't care if you have a cockroach in your ear.
	1-3.
	This guy was, I think he was swimming.
	What's strange about this article is, so he felt this strange lump in his ear.
	I think this was real, though.
	He really did have a cockroach in his ear.
	But what's strange about this story is the number of pictures they include of the guy.
	I think the Ben Cost, whoever has a crush on him.
	Maybe it's his boyfriend?
	He looks very Benicio del Toro.
	I don't need to see you, dude.
	I need that first picture, and then we're good.
	Unless you have a picture of it in your ear.
	Okay, that we can do.
	Well, you already showed me that.
	Look, why is this here?
	Why does it look Photoshopped?
	And why does a grown man have a hat on the yamula part of his head and then 45 degrees backwards?
	That's a really irritating way to wear a hat.
	You know what that is?
	And we're going to see this in the green screen.
	Someone whose mom loves him too much and doesn't have a dad.
	You know what that is?
	That is a single mom look.
	He's got pumps.
	He buck pumps.
	He bought pumps and he's 35.
	That's what happens when there's no dad.
	You take lots of pictures of yourself and you wear your hat like that.
	Totally unacceptable.
	You can fit five cockroaches in that nostril.
	I also don't care if you have a crab in your ear.
	And by the way, it's not really in your ear.
	It didn't disappear into your ear.
	It was in one of the folds.
	Do we have any video there?
	I don't think we do.
	Wait, who's the author?
	That's the same guy.
	This guy loves ears?
	He's an expert on shit in your ears.
	Where's the other one?
	Let's see.
	What's your beat?
	Shit in ears.
	What do you mean, like, feces?
	No, no, no, sorry.
	Stuff.
	Well, living creatures in ears.
	Oh my god, it's Ben again.
	And there's his viral code.
	Ben Cost.
	So, but go back to the crab in the ear.
	It's not even in her ear.
	It's on her ear.
	And black people don't snorkel.
	This story reeks from top to bottom.
	Snorkeling in San Juan.
	Let's see evidence of a crab in your ear, and let's see evidence of you snorkeling.
	See, then they put the tweezers in after it's gone.
	Fake ity.
	Fake, fake, fake.
	She's crying about it.
	He just put a crab on her ear.
	He might even be dead.
	And then, of course, finally.
	I don't care about sneezes.
	Um, this dude had a USB cord in his pee-pee?
	What?
	Is this fake too?
	You're better.
	You're better at me at almost nothing, but one thing I think you're better at, probably because of your age, is figuring out what's fake.
	This guy seems like a National Inquirer guy working for the post.
	I don't know if this is real.
	Like, why is all that shit in the x-ray?
	And what went down your urethra?
	That big cord part?
	No.
	So you go down a bit more?
	That's totally different than what we just saw, right?
	And if you go down even more...
	So you could argue that he cut it and then put one of the cords down with the cut part, right?
	But that would just be one string.
	You wouldn't have the rest of the USB cord.
	So not only is that fake, it's garbage.
	It's really badly done.
	Good work, New York Post.
	These are his articles.
	Woman claims she found maggots in her McDonald's burger.
	Free protein.
	Jimmy Kimmel accused of white privilege.
	After Quinta Brunson, Emily, Emmy stunt falls flat.
	Only thing.
	Wait, let's see his fake skit.
	He did a really good fake one.
	Remember the woman who was doing a handstand and then she lit her house on fire?
	and then she had burns that was all fake jimmy okay I don't get it.
	It's white because he was trying to overshadow her.
	Oh my God.
	I see it as like cookery almost.
	I think in that moment I was just really happy that it was Jimmy up there.
	I kind of consider him one of the comedy godfathers.
	I'm a huge fan of Will Arnett.
	So I was wrapped up in the moment.
	I don't know.
	Tomorrow maybe I'll be mad at him.
	Wait, I'm a huge fan of Will Arnett.
	I'm not getting any of this.
	What was his joke?
	We'll see what happens.
	Abbott elementary star.
	Bitch, nobody would know who you are if it wasn't for Jimmy Kimmel lying on the ground.
	That's the funny part.
	You know, that's why the Mona Lisa is popular, right?
	Some Italian guy wanted it back in Italy, so he stole it.
	And then it was big news.
	This is a long time ago.
	1800s, 1811, I think.
	Oh, so I guess Will Arnett is the one who dragged him off stage.
	Okay.
	That guy shouldn't be a reporter if that's what you report on.
	It's just doing it for clicks.
	What a sad lie.
	He's definitely gay.
	Ben Cost is gay.
	Let me see.
	I would bet $100,000 that he's gay.
	And, you know, gays tend to have less morals because they've had to spend their entire youth.
	He looks like a racist cartoon of a Jew.
	Sometimes you can see they write for like out magazine or something.
	Shanghai.
	He's Chinese.
	Oh, he Chinese.
	Found Maggie inside a snake in the ear.
	I met some people at the Shanghaiist when I was in Shanghai.
	Zoom in.
	I guess I'm wrong.
	I almost lost.
	I almost lost $100,000 there.
	I don't see any gay magazines.
	I got the beer and the woppa and the fries.
	Okay.
	Huh.
	Wow, so he's just out of touch and just a weird dork.
	That's sick.
	So, yeah.
	Sorry, to get back to the gays.
	That you spend your whole childhood, your whole adolescence, pretending you're something you're not.
	And then when you horse around with another 16-year-old fag, you manage to find one in your little town.
	What you're doing is considered wrong and immoral.
	It's not necessarily.
	You become comfortable with being immoral.
	And that's why my friend Seth was right.
	Gays are more prone to lie.
	I laughed at him when he said it, but I'm finally caught up.
	You take a gay bit.
	No, he said fag.
	You take a fag baby.
	I told you that story, right?
	Yeah.
	He physically had a fag baby in his hand.
	I tend to repeat stories.
	You may have noticed.
	But what do the Rolling Stones do when they go on tour?
	They play the hits.
	Just think of this as a Rolling Stones concert.
	Play a lot of the hits.
	I've never talked about this dude before.
	Now it's things I care about, so get rid of that.
	Is it becoming the norm in politics to be retarded?
	We have the biggest embarrassment in the universe as president.
	If he was at my local bar, I would be embarrassed of my bar.
	Like if I brought my cousin to visit and I walk in and Sleepy Joe's there, I'd be like, oh, fuck.
	And then I'd say to my cousin, he's not usually here.
	It's usually kind of a cool place to hang out, and there's a lot of funny old timers here, but this guy's...
	We're not going to do a whole My Pet Biden.
	Go to 1-8 to see who the President of the United States is.
	A man who cannot speak English.
	People who speak English as a second language speak English better than him.
	1, 1,000 2, 1,003, 1,004, 1,005, 1,006.
	Dude, we've got to figure out your computer.
	That's on your to-do list today.
	We have the most qualified workforce in the world.
	Wait, go back to the beginning.
	Every second of what he says is gold.
	Turn it up.
	We have the most qualified workforce in the world.
	When I was speaking to the Japanese, excuse me, the South Koreans investing in chips factories here with $100 billion.
	I asked, why are you investing in America?
	We have the most qualified workforce.
	What did he end with?
	I asked, why are you Mexican-American?
	Imagine having to do the subtitles for this one.
	Koreans investing in chips factories here with $100 billion.
	I asked, why are you investing in America?
	Why are you messing with America?
	I keep thinking at the end of that, there's going to be something that ties that all together.
	But no, that's impossible.
	Japanese South Koreans.
	Yeah, same thing.
	Are you Chinese or Japanese?
	Okay, so my point is that being retarded is no longer a hindrance.
	Especially to the Dems.
	So we've got this guy, Fetterman.
	My understanding is he lives at home with his mommy.
	He's Harvard educated.
	He's never had a job.
	But his whole thing is I'm a working class Joe.
	And wait, go to 1.7.
	He's got this bizarre lump on the back of his neck.
	So he hides it with a hoodie.
	And you can't wear a hoodie in a suit.
	So because he has to hide that lump on his neck, he always wears a hoodie and shorts and pretends that's his thing.
	He's the blue-collar pro-union guy.
	And I guess what he's banking on is unions are so powerful because they can tell everyone to vote for this guy that even though I'm retarded, we'll win.
	It worked for JFK.
	He got the unions on his side and he won.
	So let's go pro-union.
	Whoever teachers vote for tends to win.
	You could argue unions, well, they say women got Obama elected, but maybe it was unions and teachers, too.
	It's a good thing to bet on, even if you can't speak English.
	And then when they make fun of the fact that you can't speak English, you say, at a stroke, you're making fun of the handicapped.
	Okay.
	I don't care why you're retarded.
	You shouldn't be wielding any power over anyone.
	You can't wield power over your own tongue.
	So listen to this Biden protege do a speech.
	One of you, you didn't have a doctor in your life making fun of it, making light of it, or telling you that you're not fit to be served.
	Can you describe a stroke?
	You know what?
	You're not good enough to go to a restaurant and order food fit to be served.
	So I use the example.
	So pretend I was...
	It's such the most important race for the Senate here for 22.
	We have to replace Pat Toomey.
	oh no senator to me was not very nice to me He had a chance.
	He had a chance to match me up again.
	Abortion is the ballot now in November.
	What sentence was that?
	Abortion is the ballot now in November.
	Kamala Harris, Joe Biden, this, what's his name?
	John Fetterman.
	None of them can speak.
	That should be the number one thing about a presidential or a senator or VP candidate is having the language at your disposal or this fucking bitch.
	Well, she doesn't even talk.
	She just goes, we don't have anything on that for you.
	I don't have anything for you right now.
	Isn't it amazing?
	Isn't it romantic?
	Should we do the War on Kids or should we do the green screen?
	What do you think, Ryan?
	I'm going to flip a coin.
	Heads, green screen.
	Uh-huh.
	Tails, the other one.
	This is like a choose your own adventure show.
	Tails.
	War on Kids.
	War on Kids.
	Okay.
	Well, play the thing and I'll tell you when to stop it.
	Hello, Flam!
	I had a sex change upgrade.
	Who wants to pound my bag?
	We are living in an ageism.
	Okay, now.
	Yeah, you end with Biden.
	Really great article by one of my favorite writers, Carol Moskowicz, Russian Jew bag, just moved from New York to Markowicz, just moved to Florida from New York.
	And I think what's happening to Carol is she's seeing a bit of an IQ drop when she goes from New York to Florida.
	She lived in Manhattan to Florida.
	Sorry, Floridians.
	And they're slightly less sophisticated.
	And she's seeing all these people on screens.
	Now, one thing I will say about Carol, she's talking about how we let kids look at screens too much.
	Yeah, but I've seen restaurants where you go in and the entire family is on screens.
	So the kids are on iPads, yes, but the parents are on their phones.
	Boomers and Gen X are almost as bad with this phone addiction.
	And here's a prime example.
	Last night when I saw that article on my phone, I was downstairs at GazTav watching TV.
	I am looking at my phone.
	I texted my wife that and my kids.
	They all saw it because my wife was sitting on the couch on her laptop watching her show.
	Bloop, it appeared.
	And then the kids were also on their phones.
	One was on her computer, other was on his phone.
	My youngest boy didn't see it.
	He was playing VR.
	So he's on a different type of screen that doesn't get messages.
	So my whole family, including me, is addicted to screens.
	And it's just, it's wrong.
	And there's a great line in that article where she goes, kids should be bored.
	Yeah, people should be bored.
	That's how you get ideas.
	Even at my bar, you look up and there's all these screens going.
	There's like a car show and a commercial and CNN.
	There's four giant TVs.
	And your eyes just can't not look.
	I was talking about it with my mechanic, Jose, who used to drink there.
	And he goes, yeah, that's why I'd always sit around the corner.
	So the screens are out of my purview.
	But then he's staring at the fucking lotto, those gambling card screens.
	White crack, they call it.
	White people crack.
	And the way you think, you forget how to think.
	The way you come up with ideas is you sit there and ponder stuff.
	People don't even ponder when they take a shit.
	The first thing they do when they feel like they have to take a shit is run and make sure they have their phone.
	They unplug it if it's charging.
	This was at the circa.
	Well, that's different, Ryan.
	That's a terrible example.
	These are people who are betting on gambling.
	But it's the epitome of screens.
	Shut up.
	There's a lot of screens.
	Yeah, there's a lot of screens at a casino where you're betting on screens.
	More like a Cascrino.
	And I was also thinking, do kids have time to be depressed?
	How are you sad if you're never thinking?
	You're a slave to the algorithm.
	Anyway, blow it up a little bit.
	Now your child can't function without a phone, and you're not sure what to do.
	I saw this footage of a guy punching his teacher, and it was because she took his phone.
	Click on can't function without a phone.
	Oh, it's a study.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Obesity, inadequate sleep schedules, insufficient sleep, behavioral problems, delays in language and social skills development, violence, attention problems.
	My son will be walking from his room to the shower with a towel around him, staring at his phone.
	And you see people crossing the street with it.
	But go back.
	I think a lot of people don't even, no, to the previous article.
	I think a lot of people don't even recognize that it's bad.
	I had one cop tell me, look, they're here.
	You're not going to stop them.
	Just give in to it.
	No.
	That's like saying obesity is here.
	Just let your kid become fat.
	I've watched families arrive at a beach, lotion up their children, and then tuck them under umbrellas with their phones to spend the day.
	Or arrive at restaurants and hand out iPads for the children with no expectation of any interaction through the meal.
	A play date at a park with friends turns into two kids staring at iPads side by side.
	You guys at home, you don't let your kids pull out their phones at the dinner table, do you?
	If you do, you're bad.
	True.
	And a great sort of lesson for life is not everything has to be Lent.
	Not everything has to be cold turkey.
	Like with reading, you should read more.
	That doesn't mean you have to sit down and devour an entire book for five hours.
	Back when I was a vegetarian, I know this is a bad analogy, but I would say, you know, these vegetarian snobs, their attitude is, if you eat any meat, if you're not vegan, you're a piece of shit.
	If you believe in this sort of vegetarian utopia, which I was dumb enough to fall for as a young man, you just want people to eat less meat.
	You know?
	If fossil fuels were really an issue, then anyone who uses less fossil fuels is doing good.
	All my analogies are for liberals today.
	So I'm not asking you to throw your phone in the garbage, but even if you can just take one shit without it, even if you can go to the bar and not pull it out, the second one guy goes to the bathroom, the other guy's like, he's got to catch up on all the screen time he was missing.
	Sometimes Maddie will just pull out his phone, show me a picture, and then he'll stay stuck there.
	And I'll say, I'm not going to sit here with someone who's on their phone.
	Sometimes, I've noticed with young people, they'll be talking, hanging out at a bar or a restaurant, having a dinner, and then there'll be a lull in the conversation and one, two will pick it up, and then brp, everyone has a break.
	And then they put it down and they start talking.
	Or you'll have like two girls talking and three girls on their phone.
	It's just weird.
	Yeah.
	And then you, Ryan.
	Don't even.
	I'm the best with this.
	So go ahead.
	Go ahead.
	Literally go ahead.
	Oh, literally go ahead.
	Not metaphorically.
	No, actually, literally.
	Go ahead.
	If you're not staring at your phone, you have your AirPods on and you're listening to something.
	Well, I'm not staring at my phone, but yes, I do have my AirPods on.
	During Vegas, the entire time I was not on my phone, I sat down with Anthony Coome before going on the plane, and we were sitting there talking for a while, and then he had to answer.
	He was texting Norton or something.
	And I pulled out my phone to be like, what do I got to do on here?
	I have no Instagram, no nothing.
	I put it back down.
	I was like, I have nothing to do on my phone.
	So now I'm just staring at the waitress while he's getting his shit done.
	I'm not on my phone, ever.
	I don't answer any text messages.
	Yours only.
	You're like the only person I text back.
	My wife, I don't even text back.
	I don't answer anybody in Telegram.
	I tweet one thing and then put it down.
	I don't go on my phone.
	But you told me you hated the week off because you weren't able to post your pics.
	Well, yeah, because that's all I do.
	I'm like, oh, cool.
	Here's let people know what I'm up to.
	I like to document my life because I forget it.
	I have a very bad memory.
	But yeah, no, I listen to stuff all the time, but that's how I'm able to go to bed, but I used to be on video games all the time.
	You were saying two things simultaneously that are the complete opposite.
	I never use my phone.
	I need it to fall asleep, and I love documenting my life because I have no memory.
	I use my phone, but I never post things.
	No, no, I never respond to people.
	You know what I mean?
	So basically, this is how my life works.
	I'd be like, hey, I'm on the show.
	Boom.
	I'll pop it.
	I'll put a little filter on it, and then put my phone down.
	I don't look at the replies.
	I don't look at the comments.
	I'm just like, put it out there.
	But you listen to podcasts.
	Correct.
	I grew up with an iPod.
	I grew up with a Walkman.
	I grew up with a tape player I borrowed from my mom.
	I love audio.
	I love listening to things.
	Yes, that is correct.
	But it doesn't prevent me from falling asleep.
	The screens and the light from the screens is what keeps you up.
	We have the TV off all day.
	We don't allow it to be on while Daphne is awake.
	So there's a very small blip of time.
	We barely use it.
	And I'm very happy with my screen usage.
	So what does your screen time say when you get to...
	I don't know if it counts YouTube when I'm listening to it in background.
	That's why I have YouTube read.
	I can close my phone and still listen to stuff.
	That counts as screen time, though.
	It's not a screen.
	It's an audio.
	Is it screen time if I'm listening to a tape recorder?
	Yeah.
	You're not thinking.
	Someone else is doing your thinking for you.
	Well, I do spend a lot of time without that, too, but I like...
	Where you would be on a screen, I'm on an earbod, bod, bud.
	What's an earbod?
	Well, it's, Ben Cost wrote an article about it.
	A bud got caught in my ear.
	Hey, bud, what are you doing?
	So what does your screen time say on your phone?
	Let's see.
	I bet you it's four and a half hours a day.
	Well, what's yours?
	That's less than yours, I'm sure.
	Mine?
	Yeah, I don't care about yours.
	Mine is like three.
	Okay.
	But I have to comb through Twitter and everything for my job.
	So 80% of me on my phone is me sending myself news articles that we're going through today.
	Yeah, this is all YouTube.
	So three hours and 50 minutes is all YouTube videos.
	The man who doesn't use his phone four hours a day.
	This is how I watched Mike Tyson documentary.
	I just listened to it, and that's it.
	So when he's talking about, and watch how he pivots, I'm like, I'm imagining him pivoting.
	So I'm like not seeing the techniques.
	Five hours, 52 minutes, and four hours of that is YouTube.
	Five hours and 52 minutes?
	Yes.
	So you're on your phone six hours a day?
	Literally don't see my.
	That's a workday.
	Literally don't see my phone.
	I fall asleep to creepypastas that are like three hours long.
	They're like compilations or art bell.
	I listen to creepy stuff to fall asleep and then I'll like wake up and my earbud's still in there.
	So that's a problem.
	I recognize that, but it puts me to sleep.
	Six hours a day.
	The man who doesn't use his phone on his phone six hours a day.
	You see who he's trying to do.
	He's trying to spin the fact that I'm.
	Wait.
	The fact that I'm not looking at my phone into listening to audio.
	Well, let the viewers decide, kids.
	One episode of Rogan is five hours.
	I don't listen to a full Rogan, but I'm just saying I listen to long-form audio, but I do not look at a phone.
	All right, we're boring people.
	2-0, teachers.
	I remember a long time ago I was talking to a dude at Fox, and I was sending him ideas.
	And he said, you know, and it was like a college, and the brainwashing they're doing in college.
	And he said, you know what?
	We're kind of getting away from college as far as relevance goes.
	He said, it's already done as an institution.
	It's irreparable.
	That ship has sailed.
	I'm more interested now in focusing on K through 12 because that's still salvageable.
	And I think he's right.
	And you'll notice Project Veritas has sort of followed suit by focusing on younger and younger students.
	And it really is a brainwashing camp.
	Now, why are they Marxists?
	Ryan, quiz.
	Why are teachers all radical Marxists?
	Is it because they're tenured, the labor?
	Is it like a pro-labor thing?
	The proletariat?
	Yeah, why are they pro-proletariat?
	Because they went to college, and in college, they indoctrinate you to be a common Marxist.
	Yeah.
	Here's what's going on.
	Teachers have the most powerful unions in the world, and they fund both right and left.
	They're bigger donors to right and left than any other group, big pharma, any other group.
	They dominate Capitol Hill.
	So you pay the unions.
	Teachers are essentially members of the gang.
	And the gang is the unions.
	And what do unions support?
	They support things that enable them to exist more.
	And what religion is that?
	Not Christianity.
	Not capitalism.
	Capitalism, you can get fired.
	Capitalism doesn't like paying money to someone else to tell you what to do.
	Communism, Marxism.
	Marx is pro-labor.
	Marx is pro-union.
	So the unions, just like any sort of computer virus, any kind of parasite, they want to support things that help them.
	So the unions push Marxism.
	And how do you push it?
	Through the teachers.
	So the teachers are totally indoctrinated by their gang members, their gang leaders.
	And the gang leaders said, promote Marxism.
	So they do.
	So they don't even know why they're doing it.
	They're just doing it because they're slaves to the cult that they pay for.
	And the union gets them all kinds of great deals.
	They don't have to be good at their job.
	They cannot be fired.
	They get to go home at 320.
	They get four months off a year.
	They get to whine about how underpaid they are.
	Yeah, you're underpaid because you work about a third as much as the rest of Americans.
	When we go per hour, you're making about $60 an hour.
	You're overpaid, even though you make fucking $60,000 a year.
	And when they stick around long enough, they're making more like $120,000 when they get up to vice principal status and all that shit.
	And then what do they do when they become vice principal?
	They just make, especially in New York, they just make up scores.
	Everyone got an 8 plus and fuck each other and then get sent to a rubber room.
	The New York Post had a whole article about these teachers who did heinous things like fucking students and stealing money.
	This one principal, I have her on my phone.
	This one principal set up the school for a robbery.
	And they came in and stole all of these computers.
	And she's still making like $150,000 a year.
	Maybe it's even more than that, dude.
	Maybe it's $260,000.
	I sent it to Anthony Kumya.
	So don't worry, it's coming up, folks.
	Come on, Gabby.
	All the teacher articles on the New York Post are pretty wild.
	Accused of having sex with a 16-year-old in the classroom closet.
	That's what she is.
	Her name is Onitha Swinton.
	So it's spelled like one O-N-E and then Atha, A-T-H-A, one word, one Atha Swinton.
	They removed her as interim principal of Port Richmond High School in June 2018.
	She pled guilty to car insurance fraud, and a probe found she improperly funneled $100,000 to a vendor friend.
	So I guess her friend was...
	I think her friend provided car insurance for various districts.
	So she had the school pay him $100,000 for car insurance for cars that didn't exist.
	And then she, quote unquote, failed to safeguard 600 DOE computers, Department of Education computers, laptops, and printers that vanished when she led John Jay School for Law.
	Her salary, $187,000.
	And every picture of her, she looks absolutely insane.
	Now she has a new job.
	So her punishment for all of that crime is they appointed her head of the Department of Education's Health and Safety.
	She had her thug criminal friends rob $100,000, sorry, 600 computers, laptops, and printers, and they make her head of safety.
	That's what Marxism is.
	That's what Marxism is.
	She's making $187,000 after being caught stealing many times.
	What was that one you just skipped over?
	I know what I'm doing.
	Anyway, so let's get to the Project Veritas compilation of these teachers trying to make our kids become activists.
	They are eating the poo-poo.
	Not directly affecting them.
	Yeah, if you're gonna throw a brick.
	Yeah.
	Throw it at the people that I can actually do in the movie that shows.
	Teacher telling kids to throw bricks at people who need to learn how to change.
	Me.
	I think if you want to really show the world that big government is out of control and you're a true anarchist, I think you should break a window at an overpriced coffee place.
	That really sends a message home.
	How are they organized?
	What's their purpose?
	My kids, we don't stand up for the pain.
	Holy shit.
	Guys, nothing really changes until you guys are ready.
	That's what my job is.
	Yeah, yeah.
	To prepare you to make sure that you don't mess up this world too much.
	That's not your job.
	Your job is math, science.
	Reading, writing.
	Our undercover journalist met up with middle school English teacher Ariane Franco.
	Ms. Franco, who told us, beside teaching English language arts to more than 60 teenage students a day, she says she uses violent protests as a learning tool for brick throwing.
	And protest.
	How did you approach us?
	Was that, I think, like a good two months?
	You just said, like, how are they organized?
	What's their purpose?
	You know, like, the ones that work, A great argument for homeschooling, isn't it?
	Oh, what's that?
	You know that some boarding schools now are taking away kids' phones completely and giving them little flip phones?
	They can just text.
	Anyway, you can watch that on your own time.
	Is anyone remotely surprised by this, by the way?
	I fucking hate teachers.
	I hate them.
	And then if the teachers are not brainwashing you, the unmitigated violence, and you can't do anything about this, you can't defend yourself.
	The school has to handle it.
	Remember in New Rochelle High School?
	A few years ago, there was this football coach, and he saved dozens of lives.
	What do you mean he saved lives, Kevin?
	Gangster, thug kids.
	New Rochelle is a very shitty area.
	It's just north of us here in the Bronx.
	It's all black and some poor whites.
	These kids get into crime.
	Crime is just as bad up there as it is here in the Bronx.
	They shoot each other, and they don't know better.
	They don't have dads.
	This guy was basically a surrogate father to the entire black community, and he would get them into football.
	And he got them to like, I can't remember, but five or six state championships.
	He put New Rochelle on the map.
	Some of them even went on to the NFL.
	The guy was incredible.
	And he took crime away from these kids and replaced it with football.
	He comes to the school once, and he sees his niece is drunk.
	She's 12.
	She's white.
	And so he goes, what the fuck?
	What's the matter with you?
	I'm sorry, Uncle Football Coach.
	Did this do anything?
	So he calls his sister, the girl's mom.
	He goes, what the fuck's going on with you, Sally?
	Your daughter's here, my niece, drunk.
	She's like, oh my God, I'm so, what the hell?
	She comes to the school, grabs her daughter, takes her home, does shots with her.
	They watch the game.
	No.
	He gets fired because he intervened.
	That's the school's business.
	He should have contacted.
	You're looking at your own niece, right?
	Blood.
	This is family.
	You look at your own niece and you go, oh, and you walk backwards away from her and go and get an administrator.
	What the fuck?
	So he quit.
	They reprimanded him.
	They said he was suspended or something.
	He goes, nah, fuck you.
	I quit.
	And then the black kids get back to crime.
	That's Marxism in a nutshell.
	So, and they told my kids that when we lived in Brooklyn.
	I told you that, right?
	They said, if you see someone fighting, you have to get a teacher.
	What if someone's beating up your sister, I say to my son.
	He goes, they told us to go get a teacher.
	And now.
	Someone's beating up your sister.
	You jump them.
	Obviously.
	So violence in school is getting totally unit uninhibited because it's bureaucracy.
	And this is your son.
	Here's your son at school.
	Ready?
	I hate how he's holding his neck.
	Did he break his neck?
	Look at this.
	kicks him in his throat.
	That part at the end there, he was...
	He's not crying.
	He's dry heaving.
	There was some sort of compression on his throat, or maybe he got punched in the throat before he got his head.
	The air knocked out of him, or would he get hit in the throat?
	Feels like he can't breathe.
	All right, let's lighten things up with a Dar Man.
	Ah.
	Yes, we shall, and we will.
	Here we go.
	Come on, everybody.
	Dar Man is back, and I'm Blurry.
	I am Blurry.
	My name is Blurry.
	Parents and I, son's dwarf fiancé.
	Oh, you won't believe how this ends.
	Now, how does it end?
	The way these things usually go is like an old fairy tale, right?
	You're a jerk for drinking water.
	Water's gay.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	People drink water are losers.
	And then at the end, he's in the desert and he's like, oh, I need water.
	And they go, well, it's not so dumb now, is it?
	You learned a lesson.
	But how would you do that with this?
	Like, they get hit by a car and they turn into midgets.
	And they're like, shit, we need new clothes.
	Can you help us?
	No, you made fun of me when I was a midget.
	And I still am.
	So I'm not sure how this goes.
	I'm told that I'm in it, so that's going to be exciting.
	I've always loved looking at myself.
	It's actually my job to look at myself.
	So without further to-do, let's do it.
	What is your problem?
	You just expect me to stand here and watch our son date some midget?
	You might as well be dating Dobby the house elf.
	Throw a sock at her.
	She'll be screaming, Tadya is free!
	That wasn't terrible acting.
	I think Dottie is free, or Dobby is free overdid.
	But the delivery, usually the acting in this, you can just see the script in your head because they sort of shit the words out, you know, like, what are we going to do?
	as opposed to, what are we going to do?
	Rewind the whole thing.
	Got a Tiramizu for me later?
	So their code word for sex is Tarami Su.
	Wait a minute.
	Wait a minute.
	They have an adult son.
	You don't need code words for sex.
	He looks old enough to move out.
	You could just say, do you want to fuck?
	I like this guy's vibe, though.
	Tartan shirt, great mustache, cool beer.
	But check this out.
	They're freaking out the way you would if your daughter came downstairs with, like, heels on and a pearl necklace and a nice evening gown.
	But he's just wearing...
	Ha ha ha ha ha!
	Calm down, mom and dad.
	Oh, honey, look at you.
	Look at him.
	Who the fuck does that when they see their son wearing a shirt?
	Where did you get that shirt?
	And you have pants on and a mic pack.
	You look fantastic.
	Why are you wearing a lav?
	We're in our kitchen.
	You don't need to be mic'd up.
	Holy shit.
	You're so handsome.
	Oh my God.
	I didn't know you even had a shirt.
	What's he usually wearing?
	Panties?
	He takes after his dad.
	But you get your manners from your mother.
	See what I mean about the shitting up the lines?
	Because he takes after his dad.
	But you get your manners from your mother.
	The real problem with these isn't the actors.
	It's the director.
	The director has to go, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
	What are you doing?
	Just saying, you get your manners from your mother.
	You don't have to go, and you get your manners from your mother.
	He gets it from his dad.
	Calm down, everyone.
	So where is the young lady?
	We're dying to meet her.
	Yeah, you kept her from us for the past year.
	I want to be the director here.
	This is how you say that line.
	So where is the young lady?
	We're dying to meet her.
	So where is the young lady?
	We're dying to meet her.
	Why did these two people choose acting?
	I don't audition for the NBA.
	Why did you choose this?
	Yeah, you kept her from us for the past three months.
	She must be special.
	She is.
	She's really special to me.
	So you think she's the one, huh?
	Well, I wouldn't.
	Wait, is he going to fight her?
	Fight him?
	So you think she's the one, huh?
	Well, I don't.
	By the way, you guys don't know she's a midget yet, so you're not supposed to be mad yet.
	You're supposed to go, so you think she's the one, huh?
	Sounds great.
	What do her parents do?
	Well, it's just her mom.
	Her dad died when she was really young.
	But her dad and her mom is a doctor at Eisenhower Medical Center, and she's working on getting her master's so that she can be a doctor, too.
	She loves helping people.
	Wait a minute.
	What's with this guy's fucking face?
	Those caterpillar eyebrows?
	He looks like a Mexican mask.
	Wait a minute.
	She's a doctor?
	Like one of those smart people?
	What the hell is she doing with a guy like you?
	Yeah, I don't know.
	I ask myself that question every day.
	Whatever happens to your ex?
	I can see these people rehearsing.
	This guy, they're terrible.
	They're like old dinner theater people in a small town that doesn't have dinner theater standards.
	So I get them.
	This is the kid's big break.
	That's why he's doing the hair thing.
	He practiced the living shit out of this last night.
	She was really pretty.
	Yeah, she was.
	But looks aren't everything, mom.
	You're telling me.
	Wait, did she just say what happened to that other girl?
	And then did that guy just insult his wife?
	Wow.
	Go back a little bit.
	Sorry.
	There's so much gold here.
	I got to do these.
	Okay, from now on, new rule.
	New rule.
	We have to get on a mailing list with Dar Man and make sure we see every time a new video comes out.
	Because this is unmitigated gold.
	Does he do these regularly?
	Or is this even Dar Man?
	It is?
	Oh, this is the other guy, like, his protege.
	Wait, there's a bunch with dwarves in them?
	I guess they have the set.
	They have the dwarf.
	They might as well do like four.
	By the way, for the record, yeah.
	You would be disappointed if your son was dating a dwarf.
	It's weird.
	They're small.
	It's not ideal.
	You know, you'd be disappointed if your son was dating someone with a prosthetic leg.
	You want like a fully functioning normal human that can breed and make normal babies.
	Can midgets even breed?
	I guess so.
	That's how they make midgets, right?
	And you're taking a midget off of the midget's, you know.
	You're taking another midget's midget.
	Here's why parents don't like midgets.
	Because midgets don't like midgets.
	If you could give a pill to a midget and he could be full-size, he's taking that pill.
	They're not jazzed about midgets either.
	They have kids who are midgets.
	I guess they convince themselves that it's okay, but it's not an ideal situation.
	Same with a really bad burn.
	You know, if your son takes home a girl and half her face is burned off, or she has that weird burn face where it's like nostril, nostril, you know, expressionless eyes and like a hole, you're like, oh.
	Thought you could have done a little better than that.
	So why are they the bad guys?
	She was really pretty.
	Yeah, she was.
	But looks aren't everything, mom.
	You're telling me.
	She hits him in the lav.
	What is this, Scary Perry?
	I'm joking.
	I'm joining.
	The audio, her lav, she either doesn't have a mic or it's not working because she's much quieter than him.
	So she is being picked up on his mic, which we just heard is about there.
	The audio is all over the place.
	I'm riding up and down here.
	Let me just play that last clip without touching the volume.
	Okay.
	You're telling me.
	I'm joking.
	I'm joking.
	It's just the soda talking.
	You're interrupting our son.
	Well, to be very honest, Justine was just completely toxic.
	And the new girlfriend?
	What makes her so special?
	It's just the little things.
	I mean, she helps me in everything.
	She's always there for me.
	She supports me in everything I do.
	Yeah, she's happy to get a tall guy.
	You know, I heard that dude Wee-Man in Jackass?
	He only dates tall girls, normal girls, because that's what he grew up, you know, looking at in magazines and stuff.
	He's not attracted to midgets.
	Why can't you say midget?
	By the way, midget was a good word because midgets are the ones with the legs like that.
	And then dwarves are just like me, shrunk down with normal proportions.
	That helps.
	Little people?
	The fuck?
	What is this?
	Pidgin English?
	They eat the poo-poo.
	Little people go to the book place.
	She's downstairs.
	We'll bring her on up so we can meet the young gal.
	Why is he so confrontational?
	How about we'll bring her up so we can meet the gal?
	We'll bring her on up so we can meet the gal.
	We're gonna have a doctor in the family.
	Do you think I can get my medication for free?
	Hey, do you think she has an older sister?
	No.
	Sister?
	She even say the word sister?
	Here we go, folks.
	The big reveal.
	Hey, do you think she has an older sister?
	It's sister, not sister.
	And yeah, he's implying, does she have a chick for me?
	And then she's like, no, stop it.
	As if the kid shouldn't hear that?
	You're the one who shouldn't be hearing that, idiot.
	Vacation for free?
	Hey, do you think she has an older sister?
	Oh, we got to reshoot that.
	You said sister weird.
	Hey, little Midge.
	Mom?
	Dad?
	I'd like to meet my girlfriend, Talia.
	Talia.
	Talia.
	Not Talia, more like.
	Smallia.
	Oh!
	Jesus Think the meanest thing that ever happened to her in her whole life was this filming of this thing I It's nice to meet you guys.
	Dylan has told me so much about you guys.
	She drunk?
	Oh, my God.
	You had me going for a sec.
	For a moment there, I thought she was actually your girlfriend.
	Oh, my God.
	This is actually my girlfriend, Dad.
	This is my girlfriend, Talia.
	Was he adopted?
	What's he with?
	A Mexican face.
	Excuse me.
	Your dad is just creating a lot of things.
	God, did you catch that?
	He just made a joke about the little things.
	Silly.
	It's nice to meet you, Talia.
	I miss this cannon.
	Nice to meet you, too.
	COVID can't be too safe.
	Yeah, a lot of people don't touch midgets.
	I think you're thinking of Africa, sir.
	And says you're going to school to be a doctor.
	Is that right?
	Oh, he's exaggerating a little bit, but I get my doctor's degree.
	That's a doctor's degree.
	I'm getting my doctor's degree.
	It's a degree in doctors.
	You study doctors.
	So I went to be a pediatrician.
	Oh.
	Work with someone your size.
	You can see them eye to eye.
	Dead.
	No, I just love helping with kids.
	I had a rough childhood growing up, but not only just with my own help, but psychologically, it was nice to have doctors there to help you get through things.
	Well, I guess they helped you with her delivery, dude.
	Maybe she is drunk.
	I heard they party hard, these 40,000 midgets.
	To have doctors there to help you get through things.
	Well, I guess they help you growing up.
	What?
	Extremely disrespectful to my girlfriend right now.
	Apolly.
	Girlfriend?
	You're being extremely disrespectful to my girlfriend right now.
	Apologize.
	Just saying what everyone else is thinking.
	No, wrong.
	Now, I have to admit, I was a little bit in shock because I wasn't expecting to see a small person speaking.
	Why are there subtitles on these things?
	I think it would be ableist to not include that.
	You know, they're very sensitive to all minority groups or whatever.
	But none of that matters.
	The only thing that matters.
	I'm watching a video that caters to deaf people about midgets.
	And by the way, no one on earth makes midget jokes when they meet a midget.
	Some assholes will make a midget jokes behind their back, but whenever you see a midget, you go, hey, hi, all right.
	So you're my son's girlfriend.
	Nice to meet you.
	Nice to meet you.
	And then you, even if you're totally against this relationship, you go, mental note, I got to have a talk with him when she's not around.
	Hers is that you make Dylan happy.
	And Howard, you're being extremely ignorant right now.
	Dev, can I talk to you in private?
	No.
	No.
	He looks so handsome.
	Why don't assholes look like me?
	And why does he have a YouTube Platinum Award that the guy who makes the video got?
	I guess this is his room?
	And why did this guy get a platinum?
	So millions and millions of people like these fucking things?
	That boggles the mind.
	That's really the strangest thing about this whole video is the idea of someone watching it going, that was pretty heavy.
	Nailed it.
	What matters is what's on the inside.
	That makes me scared.
	Let's tell me straight up.
	Do you need money or something?
	Because you can always come to me or your mom if you need money.
	You don't need to date a girl for money.
	Is that what you need to do?
	So wait a minute.
	When you see a guy with a midget, your first instinct is, well, that must be money.
	She's a rich midge.
	Even though she has a jean jacket on and a neck tattoo, she must be a gazillionaire.
	Who thinks that?
	Actually, that chick I was talking about last week, I used to work with, who told me most midgets are rich, but she was, well, she's very litigious.
	I'm not going to say anything bad about her.
	You think I'm dating her because she's a doctor?
	News flash for you, dad.
	I'm dating her because of who she is as a person.
	I love Talia because of the way she makes me feel inside.
	You mean blowjobs?
	No, I don't know what happened to you in your childhood to where you have some kind of prejudice for her and her height, but I'm not going to stand for it.
	Here's another thing.
	Can I say something offensive?
	When you see a guy with a midget, you kind of go, why are you attracted to that?
	And there's kind of some pedophile vibes that sort of go through your head, no?
	Like one time I was on the subway in New York, there was a dude who was like 6'2 ⁇ .
	Look kind of like that, maybe.
	Football looking dude.
	His girlfriend was majorly short, like Ryan Rivera-sized.
	And she had on a baseball tee, piggy tails, short shorts, like 70s short shorts with the white tubing.
	And then knee-high athletic socks with the stripes and little Chuck Taylors.
	So she was dressed like a little girl.
	I'm not going to fault her for, well, maybe I am going to fault her for dressing like that.
	But also, why is that guy into his girlfriend dressing up like a little kid?
	It's sort of like that girl we were talking about with Anthony who is on that show where she had a problem with her pituitary gland and she stopped growing at eight.
	And she wants a boyfriend, but no one wants her to have a boyfriend because the kind of guy that would be into her is fucked in the head.
	So you know, you get that argument, and I know you feel the same way about me about guys that want to fuck her, right?
	Doesn't that same logic pertain to midgets?
	So shouldn't you be questioning someone who wants to fuck a midget?
	Just throwing it out there.
	Maybe you can help her stand.
	I can barely see her in there.
	I can barely see her.
	Wait, midgets are so small now you can't see them?
	They're not that small.
	They're not a grain of sand.
	They're like three or four feet tall.
	Are they too small?
	What about dogs?
	Can you see dogs?
	This dude needs to go to Lenscrafters.
	You disgust me.
	And mom was right.
	Wait, what was that?
	I get my manager from her?
	He has a manager?
	You disgust me.
	And mom was right.
	I did get my manager from her.
	I did get my manager from her.
	Well, your manager just got you a really shitty gig, so you should probably fire him.
	But what did he do?
	Sniff his daddy.
	Give him the red captions.
	Did he sniff his dad?
	I guess maybe to be like, you're drunk, I smell alcohol.
	He's holding a beer.
	And if you're drunk on beer, what do you smell like beer?
	You're pouring it all over your face?
	But if you want to do the sniff thing, you go, you reek of alcohol.
	You don't go, I hate you.
	Go back.
	Let me see him do the sniff test.
	He's like an 80s bad guy.
	You disgust me.
	And mom was right.
	I did get my manners from her.
	Oh, my Platinum YouTube award.
	Come on, let's go.
	Mom, you need to talk.
	Got enough water, guys?
	And there's a fucking queen.
	Flint, Michigan.
	Talk to your husband.
	Because as far as I'm concerned, by the way, buying tons of water is low IQ.
	Oh, my God, dude.
	There's the script.
	Holy shit!
	And that's definitely his place.
	Single men have golden teas.
	What are you doing?
	trying to see if I could actually get there.
	Oh, you want to see if you can read it?
	That's hard.
	No.
	Enhance.
	Computer, enhance.
	Computer, enhance.
	More.
	Computer, make her tall.
	Not my father anymore.
	If you need to reach me, I'll be at Talius.
	Oh, my dad got dumped.
	What is your problem?
	You just expect me to stand here and watch our son date some midget?
	You might as well be dating Dobby the house elf.
	We know how this goes.
	Sock at her mother's mind.
	We saw this in the previews.
	Talia is free.
	You are a disgusting human being right now.
	I can't even believe I'm married to you.
	You are sleeping on the side.
	Have some more beer, you drunk.
	And every other night until you can find how to have some respect for some people.
	Huh.
	Gee.
	Well, he loves his little tips of beer, doesn't he?
	Just something I said.
	He's awfully remorseful for the behavior he just exhibited.
	Yeah.
	All the time.
	Does he know he's disowned, by the way?
	Because he was downstairs when the son said that.
	So, as far as right now goes, he's sleeping on the couch.
	I slept on the couch last night, I think.
	But he's sleeping there for tonight and every other night until he learns.
	Until he likes midgets.
	Okay.
	I used to hate midgets.
	Then I slept uncomfortably.
	Wait, is this how it ends?
	No.
	No.
	Where are they?
	They're just in the hallway of the building?
	We're out of here.
	We're going to the hallway.
	Yes, they are.
	Is there an exit sign behind his head?
	Probably.
	Wait, where are they?
	He said he's going to Talia's.
	Hey, can we go to your house and sit on the floor?
	Does she live under a bridge?
	Like a troll?
	Her furniture's too small for him.
	She shouldn't listen to anything he says in there.
	She doesn't give a shit.
	She's wasted.
	An asshole.
	Ooh.
	And an alcoholic.
	They curse in here.
	Huh.
	And an alcoholic.
	He's addicted to tiny sips of beer.
	He's just a loser.
	Don't listen to anything he has to say.
	No, it's okay.
	That's okay.
	Does this do anything?
	I haven't heard somebody.
	Nobody talked to me like that in a long time.
	But I'm a tough girl.
	I could take it.
	Yeah, but it's not even that.
	She's so fucking percocette.
	Is she so high that she's Latina?
	That she was super nervous because she's never done this before, and it's confronting her own dwarfism, which is obviously an intense subject for her.
	So she took a percocet, and her body's not used to them.
	So she's fucking perked out right now.
	I mean, like that in a long time.
	She's unperkoved out.
	Oh, it's okay, man.
	I got nothing.
	Ain't nothing wrong with the world, my neg.
	She's so high, she's Puerto Rican.
	I've heard somebody talk to me like that in a long time.
	But I'm a tough girl.
	I could take it.
	But it's not even that.
	It's just...
	And sometimes I just want to punch him in the mouth for what comes out of it.
	This guy is not punch him in the mouth for what comes out of it.
	I want to punch him in the mouth for what comes out of it.
	Is he going to kill her?
	Yeah, he looks like a killer.
	Well, violence doesn't solve anything.
	And he is being a violent.
	So let's stop.
	If you're a violent out there, we want you to know that you don't solve anything.
	Fuck you, violent.
	Violence doesn't solve anything.
	But if it did, I'll help.
	But if it did.
	You would help me punch my dad in the face with your little mitts.
	That's the nicest thing a woman has ever said to me.
	You know, I wanted to do this in front of my parents, but I can't wait any longer.
	Will you marry me?
	For this.
	And he just starts fucking her face.
	Talia, this is called a diamond.
	You make me that.
	I want you to go find more of these deep, deep underground.
	I want you to burrow.
	Do you know how to burrow?
	I married a mole woman for a reason.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Whatever.
	I don't give a shit.
	So she didn't get out for that?
	Ah, you're pretty cool.
	Nice hug.
	Okay, now what?
	Mom.
	Mom, so he's dressed.
	Oh, okay, there.
	They better be calling the apologizer.
	I don't want to hear it.
	Hey, mom.
	Oh, my God.
	He's choking and he's coughing.
	Oh, the doctor saves him.
	Oh.
	He's dying of beer sips.
	Slow down.
	What do you mean?
	I should have guessed that.
	Fuck.
	This video taught me a lot about myself and how I'm a bad guesser.
	Mrs. Cannon.
	Give him some of that water you guys are stockpiling.
	Yeah.
	It's important that you do not let him fall asleep on his back.
	Make sure he sits upright.
	If he passes out, lay him on his side.
	This is super important.
	You do not want him choking on his stomach.
	You do not want him choking on his stomach.
	Wow.
	You know you're an alcoholic when your stomach gets lodged in your throat.
	Wow.
	And for real, though, don't you want to be on your stomach?
	Call 911.
	Call 911.
	We are on our way.
	She fucked up that line, so they had to make her come back in.
	Call 911.
	We are on our way.
	She kind of sounded like, what's his name?
	Timothy Hedberg?
	Mitch Hedberg.
	Call 911.
	We are on our way.
	The next morning, he's hungry.
	I can't thank you enough for the advice you gave.
	You saved my husband's life.
	No problem.
	I just want to make sure Mr. Cannon's okay.
	Well, aside from dehydrating my brain and losing a few more brain cells.
	Look, Talia, I need to apologize to you for last year.
	You're not short anymore because you saved my life.
	I could blame the alcohol, but I need to take responsibility for myself.
	Dude, you cannot get that wasted on beer.
	There's too much water in it.
	You pee your pants, maybe.
	I was rude, intolerant, and prejudiced against you.
	And really, I was just projecting my own insecurities on you.
	What?
	You saved my life.
	And for that, I am eternally grateful.
	And you.
	Like, why?
	If we're believing that these people exist, why is there a calendar of this gay dude who makes it?
	And look, he's got a framed letter from YouTube.
	Yeah.
	Oh, so this is the guy's apartment.
	And he decorates his apartment with letters from YouTube.
	And why does he have the same picture of him naked with a dog twice?
	There's one there, and then there's one on the calendar.
	Oh my god, this fucking megalomaniac, he made a calendar of himself.
	To catch a cheater.
	So he also did that?
	Oh, I guess, yeah.
	He used to produce and direct To Catch a Cheater.
	Dude, I know people that worked on that show.
	Alex.
	What?
	Alex Stein?
	Oh, yeah.
	Maybe Alex Stein knows this guy.
	Yeah, he's messing around, man.
	That's his main job.
	He even produces his video.
	Do a screen grab of this.
	Ryan, right now?
	And then we'll text it to Alex Stein.
	Got it.
	Imagine taking a picture of your shirtless self with a puppy.
	And then framing it.
	So that's two things, right?
	And then sending it out to be made into a calendar.
	That's three things.
	And then putting both on your wall.
	How about those four steps?
	This guy is retarded.
	And is that he's hugging his mom on the bed picture?
	Yeah, I think it is.
	You know what I bet it is?
	I bet it was his first day in his new apartment, and he was so proud of himself.
	Oh, I see.
	That he has an apartment.
	And his mom came and she made the bed.
	And he said, I got a picture.
	Got a picture of us, mom.
	I finally did it.
	His dad isn't around.
	Clearly, he has no father, right?
	And that's why the father's such an asshole in this movie.
	Movie.
	You saved my life.
	And I can never repay you for that.
	Well, there is one more pair.
	You come to our wedding.
	Sober.
	Done deal.
	We're all a family now.
	Bring it in.
	Look, he's paralyzed.
	He's so hungover, he has no arms.
	What a fucking clown this dude is.
	If words can hurt, words can heal.
	Let's all do a better job in treating one another with kindness.
	That logic doesn't stand.
	If guns can hurt, guns can heal.
	Let's all do a better job in treating one another.
	That's not proper grammar.
	A better job in?
	Words can hurt, words can heal.
	Let's do a better job with.
	Let's do a better job at.
	Jesus.
	We got to track this dude down.
	We hope you guys enjoyed today's life lesson with Luis.
	Take a picture of him.
	Okay.
	Make sure you smash the subscribe.
	Is that what he's going to say?
	Make sure to like and subscribe to this channel so you get notified every time we release a new video.
	And as always, make sure to share this with someone that you love.
	Done.
	We're in.
	You're our new Dar Man.
	You're better than Darman.
	He just loved to live that way.
	And he loved to steal your money.
	Have you noticed I'm doing something really annoying?
	And they're not just Chucks.
	They're like these Japanese versions of Chuck Taylors that apparently are exact duplicates of the original.
	I got them in Gay Perry at some Japanese Americana file store.
	I saw a lot of Carhartt there, and I realized the LARPing blue-collar thing is now its own subculture where we don't want the Carhartt to look broken in.
	We're owning that we're posers.
	So we wear brand new Carhartts and brand new Red Wings, and we don't want to get them dirty.
	That reminds me of the one time you were talking about the mods versus the punks, right?
	I mean, the way you broke it down with such precision, and it made me feel like I was like there.
	And there's fashion, and then, oh, it was awesome.
	Sorry to interrupt.
	I have no idea who that is.
	I'm Bernard.
	I'm your biggest fan.
	I don't remember you.
	Yeah.
	Ryan has been teaching me the buttons back here, and he said that I could just step in after the green screen.
	So check my watch.
	He just got it done.
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, never stop fighting, right?
	Okay.
	Yes, thank you.
	And by the way, F. Weiss.
	What a bunch of idiots.
	I bet they're kicking themselves now.
	I don't want to abandon that guy that we just showed as a subject, Biggest Super fan.
	No problem.
	Whatever you want, boss, sir.
	I'm very disarmed by this.
	So that's not Darman.
	That's what, Lewis?
	Louie?
	Yes, life with Lewis.
	Caught cheating.
	Here's another one with his videos.
	Okay, this is what he does.
	He just makes things go viral, and he doesn't actually give a shit about how they look.
	Like, her microphone is right there on her shirt.
	Look at it.
	That must be the first interview.
	Okay, please don't act up.
	Hi, I'm Sherry and I'm here for the babysitter interview.
	Oh.
	Actually, Shaniqua, the job has been filled out.
	Thank you so much.
	You said this was the first interview.
	Diamond, grown-ups are talking.
	Okay, I understand.
	He's actually the best actor there.
	How is this justice?
	Oh, yeah, that's so great.
	Okay, I've seen this one.
	So she doesn't want her because she's black, and then she takes a white guy as a babysitter, and he ends up robbing her.
	But why the fuck is a 50-year-old who's adjusting his forehead?
	Look at that.
	He's fixing his forehead skin.
	Charm the crap out of that mother.
	She'll be eating out of my hand.
	Who the fuck hires a 45-year-old man, or whatever he is, an ugly 30-year-old man, as a babysitter?
	Remember to always judge a book by its cover.
	That's not how I think it goes, Mom.
	This is one of many channels that he farms out.
	There's this one and there's To Catch a Cheater.
	Okay, this is my theory on him.
	Jewish, no dad, doting mother.
	The mom got him a job to catch a cheater.
	Maybe she blew someone or something.
	What?
	Oh, wait, maybe he's Mexican?
	I think he is Mexican, yeah.
	He actually got Chris Hansen involved in this.
	How's it going, Chris?
	So how does he have multiple channels with like millions and millions of views?
	Well, he's figured out the algorithm.
	And he does things like fake.
	He does these like stings where someone seduces.
	It's to catch a cheater.
	And it's these stings where he gets a guy to cheat on his girlfriend, but it's all fake.
	He immediately starts by saying he's been divorced for 10 years.
	He's been married for five years, but says he's been divorced for 10.
	The next day, Diana joins us at our Airbnb Stinghouse, and we show her the footage.
	I'm visiting for the week.
	Oh, okay.
	Let's see, yeah.
	And I just think you're really cute.
	Oh, wow, I'm glad someone see you soon.
	No, no, no, no, no, it's not.
	Heather puts on a great performance, like always.
	And she convinces Diana's husband that she's actually interested in going out with him.
	Why is Chris Hansen cheapening himself by appearing on a really shitty fake sting operation?
	That's not illegal, by the way.
	Chris, you caught people that wanted to fuck kids.
	Now you're catching a horny guy?
	He takes the bait and takes it.
	By the way, this is not cheating.
	Cheating is sexual contact with a woman.
	If you get someone's number, that's flirting.
	Maybe you're just, you haven't been hit on by a hot girl.
	I haven't been hit on by a hot girl probably in 25 years.
	So if it were to happen, I might play along for a little bit just for fun.
	It's not cheating until there's contact.
	So if this ruins their marriage, then everyone involved is retarded.
	But this isn't even real.
	Like, who's watching this?
	Diana is shocked by this.
	That's the weirdest part.
	Millions and millions of views on every channel, and they're poorly done, too.
	The audio is terrible.
	Yeah, Alex Stein used to work on that show.
	Ah, straight to voicemail.
	Shoot.
	Wait, was that Ryan is back?
	No, no.
	I do a good Ryan impression, though.
	He's been teaching me how to learn the ways of the voice karate or whatever.
	Any impression you want, I could probably whip up.
	Do John Taffer.
	Okay.
	Oh, these pipes have salmonella.
	We're going to shut it down.
	That just sounds like you saying a John Taffer thing.
	I'm still working on that one.
	It's not my best.
	Alex Stein does not know him.
	He worked on the show Cheaters then.
	I think he's just a really hard-working, low-IQ individual.
	I guess.
	I feel like it's very The Room by Tommy Wiso, where it's so bad it's good, but he's got to know that the script is on the table and the lab mic is showing and the audio is bad and the captions are off.
	And then show those little mini-movies, like the one where there's a blind guy who drops his phone.
	Oh yeah, the shorts.
	And then the guy looks like he's going to steal the phone, but he decides to give it back to the blind guy.
	And it's the acting, this fake gotcha thing is so beyond bad.
	Okay, so I'm sorry I said the Jew thing.
	thought he was rich, but he's not.
	He's a low IQ Mexican whose mom...
	And he just works his ass off.
	We know they're hard workers, right?
	So what you're watching is really lawn care if it was focused on YouTube.
	Or dishwashing if it was YouTube creator.
	Yeah, this one.
	I didn't wear it.
	Did she just flash him?
	It looks like she's showing him his cleavage to test his vision.
	Oh my god.
	Showing him his cleavage.
	Here we are with Ace, and today he's testing his golf band with an iPhone 12.
	Here's your one.
	Here's the short one.
	Okay, this one's insane.
	He picks it up.
	That's tough to resist.
	He looks around.
	No, no, no, no.
	He's blowing it back down.
	And then he pulls it out of his pocket.
	Yeah, that makes him a good guy.
	That's Big D. Hmm.
	I wonder how much money he makes.
	You dropped your iPhone.
	Oh, you know what we're watching?
	We're watching low IQ culture.
	Like, say we were to read a bunch of scientific journals, we'd be in high IQ culture.
	This is what stupid people watch and enjoy, and it's stupid people on it, and it's stupid people producing it and doing the sound and everything.
	This is like we're on a different planet.
	It's stupid down.
	Look, she's so happy he didn't steal the iPhone.
	She proposes to him.
	Of course.
	Oh, God.
	Woo!
	Thank you, American Justice Warriors.
	He just dropped the iPhone in front of him.
	So he's a good guy.
	He thought about taking it for a second, though.
	Put it in his pocket.
	Wow.
	All right.
	We're sort of doing shorter shows these days because Ryan has let us down by taking a baby to Disneyland.
	You know, I love Ryan.
	I don't agree with that move at all, Gab.
	I think you're right.
	I mean.
	Like, for me, this is like a vacation.
	By the way, I would have subscribed to you before, like, Rebel.
	Remember Rebel?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I would watch all those and they're like, oh, Canada.
	And stuff like that.
	So you've changed my life.
	I mean.
	Sorry.
	If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have asked my girlfriend out.
	We're working on a baby.
	Working on a baby?
	Yeah.
	This must be tough.
	All right, let's get to the mailbag.
	Shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	Holy Gavin, I met you guys at WestFest last year in the mansion.
	When I told you I was from Benezuela, you asked if that's why my breath smelled like dogs and cats.
	I crack me up.
	I write you guys because one of you guys that you also know is Zach Riel is in jail because of the meandering.
	You actually interviewed him years ago about the pro-cop.
	Yeah, we talk about Zach all the time, dude.
	The three proud boys that I'm most familiar with in prison right now are Zach Riel, Ethan Nardine, and Joe Biggs.
	And they're all real men who are standing their ground, refusing to cop a plea, refusing to snitch, even though there's nothing to snitch on, and are prepared to sit there forever.
	He's also the guy who had a rally, sort of a put up his thing on the screen, shithead.
	Yeah, I'm looking for it.
	Zach Real, PhillyPB.
	It's a brand new email.
	No, okay, I got it.
	Do they have to have purple flags for you to see them?
	No.
	wait, wait, wait.
	That's what I was looking for it.
	At the end of the bumpers.
	Yeah.
	Thanks, dude.
	Do you watch the show?
	I mean, I guess you don't watch the credits.
	Maybe Venezuela means he has a low IQ.
	Maybe every third world country is just a different IQ set.
	Perhaps.
	But he's the guy.
	He had a boomer rally in Philly, and it was just people with the Constitution.
	He's pro-cop, and they do it all the time.
	I don't think he was even a proud boy at the time.
	And that became, then the synagogue shooting happened, and Antifa and the left and even mainstream media said his rally was a Proud Boys rally, and the purpose of it was to celebrate the Holocaust shooting.
	I mean, sorry, the synagogue shooting.
	And then the Jewish Museum put out a tweet that said, that day that said, we're still open today, despite what the Proud Boys are doing.
	And then Antifa showed up and ended up beating up two Marines, who they assumed were Proud Boys, and calling them Spics and Wetbacks.
	And then that night, they threw a brick through Zach's window that barely missed his girlfriend.
	Almost hit his girlfriend.
	So that guy has been in a clown world shitstorm for a long ass time.
	Oh, wait a minute.
	That email was from July 13th, 2021.
	He's got a new one.
	So I'm the idiot for showing that picture.
	That email we've probably even read before.
	Oh, I see.
	What's new is he has a statement that he put out, right?
	I've watched your show since 2015, hung out with you on previous WestFest, but you are both retarded lately.
	The Westfest you went to last year with a group of disavowed idiots you could barely fit in a hotel room.
	This year they had maybe 40 guys that have been kicked out from other chapters and can't take a hint.
	The real WestFest had 300 guys.
	So that tells you that you guys were hanging out with the wrong idiots.
	I watched your Monday show and you should know that the 40 guys you hung out with supported an actually disavowed guy that stole and keeps stealing money from Zach Real and his family.
	Here's a link to Zach's statement from jail about this from the official Philly Chapter Telegram channel.
	Read it so you know who the fuck you were hanging out with.
	Stop being gay, trying to bring back disavowed idiots.
	Talk to Harry if you need to get up to date.
	Kisses in the butthole for both of you.
	Thank you.
	I want to be clear of the situation so you hear it from me and not anyone else.
	Richard is a con artist who stole thousands of dollars from fundraising use to assist me with my legal fees and put food in my children's mouth while I've been unjustly incarcerated.
	He did this by convincing unsuspecting people into thinking he was helping out and talk to me while donating.
	Hmm.
	Well, you can just pause that and read it on your own time.
	Kill me for a second, Ryan.
	Okay.
	I mean, what's your name?
	Ben?
	I'm back.
	Oh.
	Yeah.
	Kill me, put that up, and then people can pause it if they want to read it.
	Okay.
	Just so I don't show the whole screen, I'm going to do this, but then make it totally there.
	You could pause that, and then you can't pause shit.
	What are you doing?
	You could pause this, read that entire thing, and then I'm going to scroll down, and now you could pause that.
	Because I don't want to show and dox all these guys on Telegram.
	That's the only way I could see it.
	Oh, I see.
	And yeah, there we go.
	And then pause that.
	Okay.
	So a lot of the guys, I want To just say that a lot of the guys that we're hanging out with are great guys.
	A lot of them don't know what's going on.
	They might not know all the details.
	I think there are a couple of bad apples, maybe even in both camps.
	But I don't know exactly who was Richard, but I guess I have to be a little more informed.
	And, you know, for the most part, I've been hearing that it's not like a traitorous move to hang out with them.
	It's just that we were misinformed.
	Now, all of them as a collective, I can't speak on all of them individually, but maybe there is shady shit being done there, which does suck.
	Well, the guys that I met, they said that Florida was split 50-50.
	Anyway, we're boring people with all these details.
	We'll work it out on our own time.
	Someone sent in some caramel popcorn that says, thank you for supporting the Boy Scouts of America.
	And there's a chick on the bag.
	Go to the bottom there.
	Boy Scouts of America, caramel popcorn.
	Oh, so they put out this popcorn.
	Go to the bottom of the bag.
	Got it.
	Thank you for supporting Boy Scouts of America.
	It's at the top and the bottom.
	And there is a chick.
	Why the fuck did chicks join and ruin the Boy Scouts of America?
	She's front and center, too.
	Yeah.
	Damn.
	Is that a trans?
	They're done, right?
	Like, are there anyone...
	It used to be really credible.
	That's trans.
	Look at the body.
	Boy body.
	Girl hands.
	No, it's a little kid.
	can't tell.
	Hero goes around saving kids from trannies.
	No, thanks.
	I'm bored of those.
	One last thing, Gabby.
	I don't know if you're on Reddit before China bought it a few years back, but it used to be the Donald.
	Yes, we're very familiar with that.
	They scrubbed it from the internet, but there's a new thing now, and it's communities.win see the Donald.
	Show people that URL.
	Because I checked it out, and it's pretty cool.
	Communities.win slash the Donald.
	Like, look at this.
	Click on the Biden is a fucking criminal moron.
	And then they have a tweet where Biden goes, I believe we can hang cancer as we know it.
	Even cure cancers once and for all.
	How many cancers are there?
	There's a lot.
	Like the whole notion of curing, there's more than a hundred types of cancer.
	I think for every, almost every part of your body, right?
	Well, actually, they're going to change that.
	Like, they call it lung cancer because almost every time that particular cancer is in your lungs.
	But say lung cancer is C13X.
	You can get C13X in your skin or in your heart or somewhere else.
	Oh, interesting.
	But it's easy to remember lung cancer.
	So the idea of curing cancer, that's insane.
	That's like curing crime.
	Which crime?
	Oh, theft, rape, and murder.
	Okay.
	What about shoplifting?
	Yeah, that too.
	You're going to cure all crime?
	And then the response to Biden's tweet is a Daily Mail article that says Joe Biden's cancer charity spent more than $3.7 million on staff salaries, but distributed zero towards research grants over two years.
	Tax filings reveal.
	Hmm.
	Hmm.
	Uh...
	And then that's the same guy.
	No.
	Sorry.
	You only get one thing.
	Would you rather have got together with your wife, losing your kids, or also stopping 911?
	I don't do kid, would you rathers?
	Don't ever bring anyone's kids into anything.
	I might be late to this one, but I just discovered a new conversation.
	Cutie.
	Her name is Natalie Winters, and she does appearances on OAN and some other minor league outlets at the moment.
	But I think she potential to be a star.
	You must do the closed captions for Lewis's videos.
	Ooh, that's my bread and butter.
	That would make a great mistress.
	Wouldn't she?
	You remember meeting her?
	No?
	Yeah, a friend, we were in D.C. and a friend came up to us.
	He was like, hey, this chick Natalie wants to meet you.
	And then she came up.
	She's like, hey, I'm a big fan.
	Hmm.
	I should make her my mistress.
	Turn it up.
	Today?
	You know, canceling the Keystone Pipeline.
	Go to the beginning of it.
	In the area that the Biden regime really has been just royally messing up, and there are a lot of areas to contend.
	Is that an energy policy?
	And I think it's easy.
	I mean, really, I think the only way you can describe the policies that they have been pursuing as America last and basically any other hostile foreign country, whether it's Russia or China, China first.
	And I think it's interesting to kind of understand why this may be the case.
	So I think the article that you were referencing that we recently published kind of starts to paint the picture of why the Biden regime, the policies that they pursue when it comes to American energy independence or lack thereof, whether it's canceling the Keystone pipeline.
	She's not boring.
	I'm just, you know, the mailbag is not to watch political videos.
	But click on where she works.
	There's so many of these sort of independent right-wing news companies now.
	National Pulse.
	National Pulse.
	Oh, I think I looked up National Pulse and it's got like a billion followers on YouTube.
	Oh, wait, the National Pulse.
	I think it goes like this.
	Whew.
	Yeah, so I guess the mainstream media took over TV and social media, and now we're left with all these OAN, Newsmax, America's Voice, that chick we were talking about yesterday who had that thing, the Christian one, Daily Wire, probably the winner out of all those.
	So Newsmax, I think, is in the lead.
	But Daily Wire is up there.
	MMA is better than boxing.
	Gavin, boxing sucks, and here's a bunch of reasons why.
	It's only one dimension of fighting.
	A lot of the head movement in boxing doesn't work at MMA because it leaves you vulnerable to being kicked, kneed, or grabbed.
	There's still head movement, but it's more subtle.
	You hear boxers talk about the sweet Science.
	The truth is, that sweet science is only one aspect of fighting.
	Boxers have mastered the art of fighting with their hands.
	True fighting is much more chaotic when you have to worry about being grabbed or kicked.
	When these other variables are involved, everything changes in regards to movement.
	Yeah, this is a weird thing to argue with or argue about.
	Have you ever been like boxing's better than MMA?
	I don't think you've ever said that.
	I just, I tried to get into MMA.
	I don't know why.
	It didn't stick.
	Why do you have this fucking background, you moron?
	Oops.
	That was Lewis.
	That was what?
	Lewis.
	I came back after that.
	He's new.
	Wait, Lewis?
	You said his name was Ben.
	Bernard.
	I call him Lewis.
	His name's Bernard, but your nickname for him is Lewis?
	Yeah, so anyway, this takedown happens on their feet, though, to be fair.
	I mean, what ended the fight?
	I don't know.
	Why are you talking about that particular fight?
	That's the one they linked.
	Oh, I see.
	I don't know.
	Maybe it's toes?
	Oh, yeah, I don't like the toes.
	I haven't gotten into it quite yet.
	I know that if I want to be an effective street fighter or something like that, they always go to the ground, so you have to learn that.
	And if you go to the ground with somebody who knows what they're doing, you're fucked.
	But I want to learn boxing first.
	The problem with those MMA sports and all that is, I don't know, it's easy to take down.
	It's good at helping you take down one guy.
	But if there's four guys, you really want to have your knockouts mastered.
	Hey, I recently got out of the hospital being diagnosed with Gian Barr syndrome.
	I learned how to walk again, and now every day of my life, I'm shitting blood.
	Wow.
	I am 30 years old, and my husband is so mad at me because I won't get a job again, but I have been so weak.
	I have worked every day since I was 13.
	So this is disappointing to think that he thinks that of me.
	Every single day there's blood.
	Health insurance, gone, because we worked in automotive repair our whole lives and we have a three-year-old who I love with all of my heart.
	She's sounding pretty fat, huh?
	The other issue is his new quote-unquote best friend likes smoking crack.
	He was in the Marine Corps, spelled wrong, which is weird, for a while and has no place to live right now.
	Anyhow, I feel like this personally, I feel like his personality has gone from me.
	What?
	I feel like his personality has gone from me.
	Talk about not having the language at your disposal.
	He is 40 and I'm 30.
	What to do, Gavin?
	Please help.
	This has been an ongoing problem and I don't have any friends left.
	Is that the saddest letter we've ever received, ever?
	She's regularly shitting blood.
	Her husband hates her because she won't get a job.
	Her husband's hanging out with a crackhead.
	You can't hang out with a crackhead and not smoke crack.
	Sorry.
	You don't sit there watching while your friend smokes crack and then begins to talk at a mile a minute.
	Sounds like America.
	I wonder if that's a good little microcosm of Biden's America.
	People unemployed, shitting blood, doing crack.
	I'm afraid I don't have any advice for you, my dear.
	We could send prayers for sure, though.
	Yeah.
	Go to church, pray to God.
	GBS syndrome seems fucking bad.
	G-Dog, I was hoping you could break down this bad bitch's rap.
	You seem to be a big rap guy.
	I am a rap expert.
	Yes.
	A rap god, even.
	She gon' meet this fucking dream.
	Oh, boy.
	Don't like me.
	Only beef I like is gay.
	Say she wanna fight me.
	Today gonna be her lucky day.
	And these bitches ain't no shit.
	I swear they ain't a way.
	Bitches ducking hiding.
	Told her to come outside.
	And I'm not like these bitches.
	Oh, I'm like the guys.
	We need Dhar Mann's subtitles I don't know I don't like this fucking cultural appropriation goth thing that the blacks are doing these days.
	That's our shit.
	Hey, yeah.
	It's very expensive to shop at Hot Topic for those two years.
	I need a bunny climb.
	Everything got capitalized.
	And they keep saying that I'm up next.
	I think it's fucking time.
	So it sounds like what's happening here is this woman is being threatened by a neighbor.
	And she wants to make it clear to everyone else that she has no problem fighting said neighbor and she will win that fight.
	So if the neighbor's watching this video, I hope she's learning some restraint because that woman's not going to stop.
	All right, let's get to the final vid.
	All right.
	So yeah, as I was saying earlier, the beauty of capitalism and a free market is when you get fucked over, which is what has happened with TV News.
	And we have one station on TV, Fox News.
	And even they are sounding pretty pro-immigration, pretty pro-vax.
	They even had a trans segment, remember last year?
	About some wonderful kid who's taking puberty blockers.
	So I think Fox, the only person over there worth your time is Tucker.
	I like that Sean supports Trump, but he's kind of a prostitute for Trump.
	Tucker doesn't support everything Trump does, which shows that he's not emotional about it.
	And the beauty of our culture is we say, okay, we'll set up censor.tv, daily wire, we'll set up our own things.
	We did this with talk radio.
	They said, you can't have a voice, and we said, all right, we'll get our voice out on the radio.
	And people learn to use the medium.
	And I've noticed since comedy became woke, you're seeing people with the sprinkles appear on social media and do sketches on their own.
	You know, Shane Gillis is a perfect example of this where he gets blackballed by, is that the term?
	Blacklisted?
	Blacklisted.
	What's blackballed?
	Similar.
	He gets blacklisted by the comedy world.
	So he makes sketches and goes around doing podcasts.
	And it's amazing how you see all these unfamous people use the medium perfectly.
	And you go, why aren't you on SNL?
	Oh, I know why you're not on SNL because SNL isn't funny anymore.
	So here's an example of a girl you haven't heard of using the medium perfectly.
	Thank you.
	She goes, I almost did it.
	I almost nailed it.
	Do you want some tea?
	What?
	You want some tea real quick?
	This is the original.
	Oh, did you just ruin it for me?
	So she's just copying him?
	Women are thieves.
	They're less funny and intuitive than men.
	And even this gay guy.
	Oh, great.
	So all she did was take his joke.
	Yes.
	This is a recently discovered thing that she's a thief.
	Oh, so everyone thought that it was her being original?
	Yes.
	And then they found it some homo dude.
	Yes.
	And here I am introducing it as funny people get out there and they show their shit.
	Well, that guy applies to that guy.
	They also get robbed by unfunny bitches.
	Well, that's why you're here, Ryan, to correct us when we're wrong.
	And folks at home, I'd like to apologize for what you saw there.
	That's not who I am.
	It's not what this network represents.
	And if I get fired for this, well, I had a good run.
	I'm not sure who's going to replace me.
	Maybe Ben Shapiro.
	But maybe not.
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	Now love the soul.

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