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Sept. 14, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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GOML LIVE #165 - DISNEY BABY (Part 1)

Live show is early this month so Ryan can take his baby to Disney. Matty describes what it’s like to get out of prison. Spoiler alert - it’s complicated.

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	BANG BANG Live from New York, it's "Get Off My Lawn" with Gavin McInnis! it's "Get Off My Lawn" with Gavin McInnis!
	BANG Whoa.
	You included too much in the intro.
	I've got to wait it out, because it gets good.
	That was Moat by The Faint from their album Dance Macabre.
	I believe that song was written and composed by Sonic Youth, who I used to like till they said bad things about me.
	And I discovered it on a mixtape I made for my wife called, and I'm not proud of this, but Emily is a red nigger skunk.
	It was taken from a CD by a horrific band called Vaginal Jesus.
	Their logo was a swastika on fire.
	And they had a song called Indians are Red Nigger Skunks.
	Terrible, horrific, offensive.
	Also funny.
	And I made that tape for her back when we were courting and you could be funny.
	And I found it recently and been playing it in my car and I was like, this is a fucking masterpiece.
	Pull up the pictures from that, Ryan.
	That's the front.
	We went to some art museum and they had a thing where they recognize your face.
	So I put that on the front and then there's the side.
	That's it.
	Yeah.
	In the song, Indians Are Reddinger Skunks, they talk about how I'm gonna burn your teepee.
	April 11th, 20 years ago.
	Just kidding, you're my blob for life.
	I'm gonna burn your casino.
	It just seems like a weird thing to be mad at.
	Like to hate Indians.
	You don't really see them.
	It's like hating albinos.
	Yeah, I thought it was funny.
	By the way, Matty Odell here.
	What's up everybody?
	Good to see you.
	Good to be back.
	Back in town.
	Doing a Tuesday show because Ryan is taking his baby to Disneyland.
	Which is the same as taking your baby to Rikers.
	It is totally irrelevant.
	I don't know.
	She's not going to remember anything.
	Not going to remember anything.
	And you're lining up for like an hour to get on a ride and then I guess you step aside with the baby one time and she takes the ride?
	When we're done with it, they're going to call it Babyland!
	We asked you a question about the semantics of your ridiculous vacation.
	Why you get two vacations, I'm not sure.
	You got a vacation when I was away.
	You didn't tell us that that was happening.
	We planned this months ago and you told us a week before it happened.
	Okay.
	So, uh... Is Daphne gonna ride the rides, too?
	She can ride a couple of them.
	On the small world, I'm pretty sure.
	Tea cups?
	I don't think she can even do tea cups, dude.
	Because you gotta, like, sit down.
	It's a baby.
	So, if you're lining up for a fun thing, like Space Mountain, which isn't that fun, are you gonna just sit with her in the line?
	And then get out of the line and take the baby and your wife can go on the ride?
	I could do that, but we're going to Animal Kingdom.
	She loves zoos, loves animals.
	She doesn't.
	Yeah, she does.
	I have a video of her like touching a goat and going, yeah, that could be a fur pillow.
	Well, it doesn't matter to me.
	Yeah, it's a beautiful thing.
	I want to show her nice things.
	And also, dude, you could take her here to studio land.
	She could touch the fur thing that Sylvia sits on.
	Now she's disenfranchised by mundane things these days.
	You know how women are.
	It's not a woman.
	It's a baby.
	It's an infant.
	We've decided her gender is female.
	Is she even at infant yet?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	When you come out of the womb, you're an infant.
	Right out of the JJ.
	We like, excuse me, we like to call it the stork bag in our house.
	Whoa!
	Okay.
	Are you trying to make another one?
	Uh, not yet, but very soon.
	Why?
	Because.
	Be cute to have two little cuties around.
	No, no, I don't mean why you have any other baby.
	Why are you waiting?
	Just keep churning them out.
	Alright.
	Keep droppin' hot ones!
	You said something the other day about how... Regression.
	If they're too close together, the first one regresses?
	Okay, regress it up!
	She's not gonna, like, become a retard.
	No, it's just a pain in the ass to raise them because their sleep gets all fucked up and they get more needy, so now you have two really big concerns on your hands instead of one kind of matured baby and one baby.
	What do you think happens when people have twins?
	And triplets?
	Well, that's better because they're with each other.
	You know what I mean?
	But if you have one that's grown so far and like gotten a proper sleep schedule, and then there's another baby introduced.
	But a proper sleep schedule is like seven weeks.
	I don't know.
	I'm not a fucking baby doctor.
	Somebody told me about this and they were like, we've been through it.
	Yeah, don't listen to them.
	Don't listen to people with kids.
	Yeah.
	Don't listen to people who don't know what they're talking about.
	These guys have three kids.
	I got kids.
	I've heard this plenty of times.
	I got three kids.
	I'm telling you not to wait.
	How old are they apart?
	Two years.
	The first two are two years apart.
	Sure.
	And then the last one is four years apart.
	Mistake.
	So you totally... Mistake.
	You bypassed the regression, so of course you don't know what you're talking about with that.
	Wow.
	I've talked to somebody who literally has a little baby right now.
	Oh, it literally has a little baby or not figuratively?
	It's actually metaphorically has a little baby.
	Okay.
	It's actually a little stone.
	Fag baby.
	You take a fag baby and you regress it and now it's a super fag baby.
	What about Irish twins?
	They're only nine months apart.
	Well, that's why the Irish come out so violent.
	Because they're like, fucking I'm regressed.
	The Irish come out so violent because they have to deal with people like you.
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	Uh, dude, I just came back from the craziest place.
	Ever.
	Bruner Avenue in the Bronx by the bus station.
	There's a baseball field there.
	No one gave a shit about it because parents in the South Bronx don't give a shit about their kids.
	So they don't maintain the baseball fields.
	So the Westchester people maintain it and then drive down the 20 minutes, 22 minutes from Westchester to the Bronx to play their things there and then they get the fuck out of Dodge.
	And there's no Bronx teams there.
	It's just middle-class white people in hell.
	But a beautifully maintained field.
	And isn't it amazing?
	Well, it's a matter of money.
	No, it's not that much money.
	And it's a bunch of parents chipping in.
	So you have these parents who care about their kids, maintaining baseball fields in the Bronx that were totally overgrown weed festivals before they were discovered by these middle class parents.
	And you know if the New York Times went near this story, they would say, well not, like Bruner's a very long avenue.
	So you wanna go, well I sent you pictures of it actually, Ryan.
	It's Burning Man.
	There's a white castle of course.
	There's all these RVs parked there.
	People living in cars.
	Look at that.
	There it is.
	So the baseball field is right here.
	And then these are all RVs and all these people are living in cars.
	Now I'm told by the locals that it's people who work at the bus station and they don't want to spend any money so they live in a shithole RV like this.
	Tarps everywhere, but there's also a lot of people living in cars.
	One of the cars I saw, I hope I have the picture of it, is covered in vines.
	It's been there so long.
	There's no parking enforcement.
	It's Burning Man!
	So here I am going down the street.
	That looks like a pretty good RV.
	That's the crazy part.
	A lot of the RVs are garbage.
	That's probably used $80,000.
	$80,000 to $100,000 probably used.
	I married one of these.
	They're expensive.
	And then if you keep going, have you got another one?
	That one's a pop out there.
	The pop outs are a fucking fortune.
	That's a pop out right there.
	That's a pop-out.
	The other one was a pop-out?
	That's for the Big Bang.
	Look at that.
	Yeah.
	I looked these up.
	The Rock has one.
	They're like 200 grand.
	That's like a tour bus over there.
	Yeah, Will Smith lives in one of these.
	And it's got a scooter in front of it.
	Are they shitting me?
	I don't get it.
	It's Burning Man, homeless people, vines on cars, and then also a quarter of a million dollar IV with a scooter there.
	That's fucking nuts.
	I gotta go down there.
	It is so weird.
	You're a man on the street or something.
	Like, what do you do?
	Yes, please.
	You should probably wear a bulletproof vest.
	I have that.
	Show another pic.
	I think I got the Vines in there.
	Yeah, that's the car with the Vines.
	That guy's been living in his car so long.
	Vines are on his fucking car.
	And then a school bus with, like, duct tape and white paint on the windows.
	There's Habibi riding on there.
	What?
	You see the Habibi riding?
	Where?
	What's that?
	Right under that yellow trim, that's ISIS Habibi writing.
	Zoom in.
	What do you mean ISIS Habibi writing?
	That's Sanskrit or Arabic.
	Okay, but that could be a million Sikhs, Indians, Arabs.
	I'm just saying, I'm just looking for any sort of clues here.
	He's got a flat tire.
	That's why he's got vines growing on him.
	It looks like he washed that car.
	Yeah, it doesn't look dirty.
	That's a good condition.
	So you clean your car as vines grow over it?
	When it rains.
	He's out there with a bucket and soap.
	I'm lost.
	I'm totally lost.
	With a flat tire.
	Yeah, you're right.
	The rims look beautiful.
	They're clean.
	It looks like a brand new car.
	I mean, it did rain today.
	And I looked it up online, there's nothing about Bruner Avenue.
	Or at least this part of Bruner Avenue in the Bronx.
	Anywhere.
	They gotta do a documentary about that place.
	The problem is if you go down there, you're gonna get killed.
	So I would recommend we send Ryan down.
	But then I would die.
	I'm still a person.
	Where are your chest plates?
	Right, but that wouldn't be a major loss.
	Oh, I see.
	I'm saying you don't want to send a real person down.
	That's it.
	Uh, what else?
	Joe Big's defense fund could do with a boost.
	Here's why Joe needs money.
	He has to fly experts down.
	To talk about what happened that day, to go through the thousands of hours of video.
	And Joe is up against a place called America.
	And I'm, I don't know if you're familiar with America, but they just threw 40 billion at a bullshit war in Ukraine because the president's son is involved in some nefarious activities down there.
	And he wants to make sure Ukraine never investigates his son or tells anyone what the fuck is going on.
	So it's a bribe.
	He bought Ukraine's support so his son could never get in shit.
	That's the kind of money they have flying around.
	And we don't even know if they have that money because they just print it and then give it to people and devalue it.
	So we're heading for an inflation tsunami while Hunter Biden's dad blows all this money.
	Isn't it amazing, by the way, that Hunter Biden fucked that stripper and she has a baby And that baby is in some shitty apartment right now with a tattooed stripper mom.
	And the mom is like, see that guy on the TV who can't speak English?
	That's your grandpa.
	That's the one he put the gun to her head?
	What?
	No, that's a different stripper.
	Oh, different stripper.
	I follow this stripper that he impregnated on Instagram.
	She seems pretty cool.
	She's got a boyfriend.
	She's got some other kids.
	I don't know.
	She's kind of funny and horny.
	She must have got a check, right?
	Maybe she got a check directly from Ukraine.
	But put up Joe's defense fund, Ryan.
	Gotcha.
	And then you could also email his lawyer for anonymous donations, too.
	Right.
	So we've promoted the anonymous donations.
	That's for the rich guys.
	But for the peasants who aren't scared.
	Wait, that's not it.
	Shit for brains.
	I sent it to you.
	Oh, in a text?
	Yeah.
	I don't know what that one is.
	I only send you things that are triple quadruple verified.
	Oh, here we are.
	Yeah, this is real.
	And here's a general, it's only got $3,000 on it.
	But here's a general rule of thumb with defense funds.
	Make sure it's going to a lawyer.
	Lawyers have paper trails.
	Lawyers don't disappear.
	Lawyers can be tracked down.
	This is Dan Hall.
	I talk to him every day and he is trustworthy.
	So what's the URL for this?
	How do people get to this?
	GiveSendGo.com slash SSGBDF.
	SSG, Big Defense Fund.
	Like as in Staff Sergeant BDF.
	Right?
	SSG, BDF.
	Big Defense Fund.
	SSG, Big Defense Fund.
	Joe Biggs signed up to the military after 9-11.
	Drove over an IUD.
	Is that what it's called?
	IED?
	IED.
	Got two Purple Hearts.
	But because he went to the bathroom in a building that was being vandalized, he's been in solitary confinement for a year and a half and is facing 20 years.
	Yeah, but it was an insurrection.
	I know we're in the middle of a national divorce.
	I've never met anyone in person that talks about January 6th as horrific and an insurrection.
	I don't know if I could not punch someone if they say that to my face.
	I don't know if I'd be able to resist.
	It might be just sort of a natural instinct.
	I gotta change the color?
	I couldn't imagine meeting someone who thinks something so retarded.
	Like Brooklyn, what's his name?
	We talked about him the other day.
	Brooklyn Dad Defiant?
	Whatever the fuck his retarded name is.
	It's a little made-up name.
	Gay black dude.
	He's like, this was way worse.
	The insurrection was way worse than 9-11.
	No one died on their end.
	We lost two Patriots.
	On 9-11 we lost about 3,000 Patriots.
	Or Americans.
	What the fuck?
	Yeah, so that super chat that we have up on the wall.
	Why did it appear green?
	Hey, I never noticed that before.
	The guy who was like, I just got shot in the face.
	Is he wearing a blacks for Trump shirt?
	Get rid of the super chat for a second.
	It's it's going to come up in the loop.
	And you won't be able to pause it, of course.
	Oh, you can pause it.
	Oh, yeah.
	OK, keep going.
	This is what you're seeing right there is worse than 9-11, by the way.
	Because they were Americans.
	Oh, you can even fast forward it.
	Look at the technology there.
	Stop.
	Looks like it.
	That's blacks for Trump.
	That's cultural appropriation.
	Can't wear that.
	Or maybe it says, I sucks Trump stick.
	I see ACKS.
	Right?
	Yeah.
	That's blacks for Trump.
	So he's funny too.
	Um, yeah.
	So the super chats, a totally different thing, although it's similar in the same in that it's the same persecution, pretty ugly color scheme you got there.
	Um, So, hey, this is Fox Day.
	I'm wondering if I put anything in my ass, will that make me gay?
	I am really worried about that.
	I just can't be gay ever.
	What would my soccer team think of me?
	Please, please don't let me be gay.
	Hey, do you have Milo's phone number?
	I just want to tell him being gay is bad.
	Yeah, it's a weird accusation I keep getting about being a fag.
	Like, I wouldn't care if I was a fag.
	Well, I guess I'd be bummed.
	It's a non-factor.
	And my marriage wouldn't be doing great after that, but I wouldn't have been married if I was gay.
	But if I was a homo, I'd be sitting right here.
	I'd have a boyfriend, I guess.
	I might have a husband.
	I don't think so, but maybe.
	But that wouldn't affect my ideas.
	Like, it's not the own you think it is, this gay accusation.
	It would be weird to be gay in the closet, but like, I remember Every time we'd like a band in high school, they'd go, yeah, the singer's a fag.
	They wanted to ruin him.
	Like with Rod Stewart, when I was a little kid, they'd go, yeah, he sucked off so many sheep, they had to pump his stomach because of the cum.
	And you're like, well, first of all, that's not possible.
	But secondly, how is that this sort of like deal breaker?
	Yeah.
	You put a butt plug in your ass.
	Anyway, even me talking about it is taking the bait.
	The new chat single, The Price of Smokes, is so good.
	Check it out.
	We have read that one, but I don't know if we listened to it last week.
	So you got repeats?
	Those are just, yeah, from nobody sent new ones.
	Well, we should explain what we do on the show in case you're new to the show.
	This night, which is usually Thursday night, but babies have to meet Mickey Mouse, we go through letters sent in here to the show that have been pre-screened, so none of them are boring.
	We take calls, number two.
	We allow super chats, number three.
	I think that's it.
	Go through a couple news items.
	And the Super Chats, guaranteed gonna be red if they're $100.
	Probably will be red if they're not, but no guarantee.
	And then this dollar sign here is for Max and John to give them in cash when they get out for some sort of nest egg because they just served four years for fighting Antifa for 17 seconds and we live in Clown World where that's a crime.
	So it'd be cool for them to have some scratch when they get out, which I believe is in March.
	I think it's after Christmas.
	Four Christmases down the drain.
	They worked hard to get out early.
	They filed an appeal, which was accepted or at least officiated by three black female judges.
	Who rolled their eyes and laughed and got Max and John confused several times.
	Didn't work.
	No appeal there.
	And they also took tons of courses and shit to get out early.
	John is a welder so he taught a welding class.
	Max taught an electrician class.
	They were both the sort of heads of their block and they got six months off their sentence For doing all those extracurricular activities.
	And then they just, the prison said, man, no.
	And didn't just obliterate their early time, which was only six months off four years, but they obliterated, obliterated everyone in the prisons.
	We're not doing it anymore.
	We changed our mind.
	Now my theory is because they cut the prison population in half, the prison said, we need more customers.
	So no one's leaving.
	Cause you got to be here.
	I don't get paid.
	What do you think of that theory, Manny?
	It's possible.
	Because Governor and Bear Hill now are pretty darn sparse.
	Yeah, they're probably, what, less than 50% of capacity.
	I don't know exactly why.
	I guess they said they let out a bunch for COVID.
	I think they let out a bunch because they want their arrest records to look better.
	So they're like crimes down the prisons are empty no crimes not down you just let them all get away with it Okay, would you rather receive the most excruciating toothiest blowjob that leaves you needing stitches from a ten no, thank you Dude, I'm 52.
	We don't care about tens anymore or be the most mind numbingly euphoric be But BJ, but you're blindfolded Well, is it a dude?
	I'm not.
	I guess you don't know.
	Okay.
	So I almost did the chick thing where I'm like, neither.
	But, uh, so the real question is, would you risk getting your dick sucked by a gay?
	And the answer is no.
	And that has less to do with me scared of gays, but my own sort of, uh, Or it could be a retard.
	Or a retard.
	Or a kid.
	What do they call that?
	Your own facility.
	Like your own freedom.
	Your own ability to decide who blows you.
	So I'll take the stitches.
	Thanks.
	Let's play The Price of Smoke.
	Okay.
	I already love it.
	I love it so much I can get over the fact that the singer wears socks with sandals.
	Australia is... The Australian music scene this year is as good as London and New York in the late 70s.
	They are going through a renaissance.
	Better.
	This is better than fucking Richard Hell and the Voidoids.
	Good stuff.
	You never see Burlington, don't it, because he's poor about...
	Max and John are going to love when they're out.
	Nothing in the world is like freedom after incarceration.
	Water tastes sweet.
	Air is thick.
	Bright future ahead.
	I remember, Matty, you told me something where you go, I just woke up in the middle of the night.
	I went and I wanted a water.
	So I got up and I got at me a glass of water.
	Go there and get some milk and cookies and whatever.
	Just have that freedom.
	Maybe not go back to bed.
	Maybe watch some TV.
	Turn on the TV!
	It's up to you when you watch TV and watch the show you want to watch.
	Exactly.
	What's the first thing you do when you get out?
	Like describe, can you just break it down for me?
	Okay, Odell.
	Well, you gotta go to what they call R&D, which is receiving and discharge.
	So you're sitting there anticipating your name to be called by the block officer.
	Okay, let's go back even further.
	You wake up that morning, I assume super early at like six.
	You probably don't go to sleep.
	Right.
	I didn't sleep much the night I was getting released, the night before.
	You don't party the night before, right?
	No.
	So you're up all night, barely sleep.
	Right.
	You're anxious.
	Yeah.
	So, you know, you're up, you're antsy, you're probably pacing a little bit.
	And then... Wait, let me interrupt again.
	Is the guy next to you, the guy you're showing the South, a little bit jealous?
	Oh yeah.
	I remember when I was leaving Allenwood, My cellie was doing life and he was like, oh, it's getting, I remember like about a month out before I was, knew I was getting, I got my release date and stuff.
	You know, you start taking your personal effects from the cell and you either send them home or you just get rid of them.
	So now like you're, yeah, like you have these cork boards and like some, you put your stuff up on there.
	So like your side of it's getting empty and his is still full with all his shit.
	And he's like, yeah, it's getting real sparse in here.
	He goes, you know how many times I've seen this?
	He had life.
	He was never going home.
	I'm like, oh, Jesus Christ.
	What did he do?
	Murder.
	How?
	What?
	He was a military prisoner.
	Oh, yeah.
	You told me about this guy.
	Sorry, but go ahead.
	And, you know, you start packing up your stuff.
	You want to go back to his murder.
	Oh, he he was a military prisoner and he killed a guy in Germany.
	He was he had a very bad heroin addiction.
	And he was like in the middle of getting divorced from his wife.
	He was bummed out.
	So the guy says, Hey, come on, I'll take you to town and buy you a couple of drinks.
	So I guess he thought the guy had money and then probably killed him.
	And he, did he kill him by accident?
	Yeah.
	He killed him by accident.
	No, no.
	He says he doesn't remember.
	He blacked out.
	He went into like a rage, but put it this way.
	He's never getting out because they said his crime was so heinous.
	Wow.
	He says all he remembers is he woke up, he had blood all over his hands, he had the guy's gold chain.
	He killed him for like $28.
	And a gold chain.
	Jesus.
	And he was 20 at the time that happened.
	I met him, he was 37.
	He had 17 years in him and was never going home.
	Okay, so his corkboard's chock-a-block.
	Yep.
	It's got Mickey Mouse on there.
	Now I start taking down my pictures and letters and stuff and start packing it up because, you know, you're going home.
	And then, do they call you on a speaker?
	No, the CO will just call you.
	Like, he'll come out of his little, what they call the bubble.
	He'll come out of the bubble and call your name.
	Odell!
	Yeah, yeah.
	Let's go.
	Odell.
	And they call you, they give you a, you know, pass, go to receiving, R&D, process out.
	A lot of that sound.
	And then the doors go.
	Where I was in the Feds, a lot of it was mechanical keys.
	They had to actually physically go around Oh, okay.
	Like, county jails and stuff like that, they're electronic, where they open up, you know, they're like man-trap doors.
	No two doors open at once.
	Right.
	Like, you have to, this door will open, you step in, this closes, and this one opens.
	Those are all automated and stuff like that, but...
	So then you go there, they give you, do they have that paper bag with the jeans you got arrested in five years ago?
	No, no, no, no, no.
	Like I had clothes sent in so I could go home with.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	I mean, they'll give you clothes to leave with, like, just like, like New York State President, they give you like khaki pants and a white button-up shirt.
	But you go to R&D, they start processing you out, and then they run your name and fingerprints through NCIC to see if there are any warrants or holds.
	Because just because you go to R&D and your time's done in that jail doesn't necessarily mean you're going home.
	Oh, shit.
	Many people go to the county jail because you get turned over to the local authorities because you have a hold.
	Then you go to that county jail, and whatever jurisdiction or whatever agency has a hold on you, they come and pick you up.
	and you start the whole process over again. - Oh, fantastic.
	Oh, yeah.
	So then you get like a what a bus back to?
	Well, you could take a bus like all this like you go to your counselors and stuff like that.
	Like you go through like these pre release courses.
	And they ask you if you're going to get picked up or you're taking public transportation and whatever.
	So they arrange all like, when I was leaving the feds, I wasn't released to general public.
	I had to go to halfway house.
	Oh, yeah, that's anticlimactic.
	Well, I had to go to the halfway aisle.
	I think I had 90 days or six months or something in the halfway house.
	Oh, fuck.
	Did you ever get out and you're just out?
	You can drink a bottle of whiskey?
	Yeah, full term.
	When the last time I left the feds, I was doing my second violation with incarceration is, you know, I had to do all my sentence.
	So it was called FTR, full term release.
	And you just walk out the door and that's it.
	Wait, didn't you choose that on purpose because you didn't want to deal with any probation bullshit?
	Yeah, I didn't want to be on paper anymore.
	So you said, I'll just do the extra time.
	Yeah, yeah, I'll just do all the time, fuck it.
	So how much was all the time?
	43 months.
	And what were they going to let you out in if they had had it their way?
	No, I had done the majority of it, and then when I went home, I was on... Like, they changed it from parole to supervised release.
	It's not parole anymore.
	They just changed the fucking name.
	Um... And... I did... Two years on supervised release, and they violated my last day.
	They sent me back to prison for another 10 months.
	So when I came out after doing that 10 months, I was back on, they gave me another two more years of supervised release.
	So when I went back, I said, fuck you, I'm not doing this.
	I'm not going to do two more years, so you can violate me on the last fucking day again.
	Right.
	I said, I'm not reporting, I'm not taking drug tests, fuck you, fuck your office, suck my dick, send me my paperwork for a violation, and I'll show up to court and go do my fucking time.
	And my PO was like, no, I want you to really fucking do, want you to complete.
	I go, you don't want me to do a fucking thing.
	I was like, go fucking suck my dick.
	Please don't sell me a line of bullshit.
	I said, put the fucking paperwork in.
	Cause this is the last time you'll see me until I report to court for my violation.
	And that's what I did.
	And then what was the punishment for that?
	Another 10 months.
	Whenever I hear these stories, I just think about the way the state abuses anyone they possibly can.
	And he goes, well, you know, they could possibly give you more supervised relief.
	I said, well, the majority of the time, from what I've understood and the research I've done, your second violation with incarceration, they just terminate your supervised release because they deem you unsupervisable.
	I said, well, I'll take my chances with that.
	Yeah.
	And I got another 10 month hint and that was it.
	Full term release.
	So you get out, you go through that, there's a halfway house, blah, blah, blah.
	You're back at your apartment.
	I don't know how you get an apartment.
	Yeah.
	Someone set it up for you, I guess.
	Well, when I got released from state prison last time in New York, because I couldn't go back to the house that I was living in, because there was no order of protections and stuff like that.
	Oh, right.
	I didn't, they, like, you have to be released to an established residence.
	So, you know, my family said, well, we'll just get you an apartment.
	And they were like, no.
	So they actually paroled me to a fucking homeless shelter.
	Holy shit.
	Yeah.
	That's why last week I wanted to mention that.
	Somebody said, John.
	Yeah, I think John's doing that.
	Declare himself homeless.
	Yeah.
	He's going right to a homeless shelter.
	Yeah.
	That's and what's really bad is, is he's going to be stuck in New York until he gets the New York State Division of Parole to do what they call an interstate compact.
	To change it to where he lives in Chicago.
	I don't know exactly where he lives.
	I think Chicago or something like that?
	Yeah, Zenoa's in Chicago, but I think they're moving to... At this point in time in state prison, in New York State, he should have already been dealing with this with his counselor and stuff like that.
	Setting up his interstate compact so that when he gets released, he goes directly to Illinois.
	Yeah, these guys aren't dummies.
	Okay, so I want to get to where it's your first night.
	You open the door.
	You drop your bags down.
	Oh, it depends.
	I've come home from being out of county jails or halfway houses.
	Go straight to a party, start fucking ripping lines and fucking drinking and all sorts of shit.
	Don't get laid.
	The first time I was released from federal custody, my ex-wife came and picked me up with my son and my mother.
	I was going to the halfway house anyway.
	But that first night when you're back with your wife, there's obviously some horsing around.
	Oh, big delicious roast beef dinner.
	Oh, yeah.
	Food.
	I mean, you try to go somewhere as soon as you get like when they pick you up, you either go straight to the hotel and get ass, get you get a piece of pussy and then go eat.
	So.
	Fun stuff.
	Good stuff.
	What's the thing you enjoy most when you get out?
	Like TV?
	Freedom.
	Junk food?
	Water at night?
	Just freedom.
	Just walking down the street.
	Yeah, not having to do something that you don't want to do because someone is making you do it.
	It's amazing how we all take... Alright, it's 3.30 in the afternoon.
	It's time for Afternoon Count.
	Get in the cell.
	Yeah.
	3.30 to 4.30.
	It's amazing how we all take this for granted.
	Like, when I get up hungover, you know, with the tears in the middle of the night, I go and get a Gatorade from the fridge downstairs.
	All of that is a pain in the ass.
	Yeah, there is no fridge in the cell.
	Right, but I'm saying, like, I'm bummed.
	I'm like, ah, fuck.
	I'm super parched.
	I gotta go all the way downstairs to get the Gatorade.
	Meanwhile, that's such a gift.
	That's such a, what's the word I'm looking for?
	Privilege.
	Yeah.
	To be able to go down there and open a brand new, fresh, freezing cold Gatorade, orange Gatorade, and cure my dehydration instantly.
	Boom.
	I should be thankful that I had that opportunity.
	Yeah.
	It's I mean, it's a totally different thing.
	Like New York State.
	It's weird like in the mediums only maximum security are in cells in New York State.
	But being in cells and being in like a dorm or two different like like where Max and John are, it's all dorms.
	Yeah, they play guitar.
	Well, Max plays guitar all day.
	John draws.
	Yeah.
	Anyway, Ryan, that super chat doesn't seem to be rolling in.
	Replenishing itself.
	Maybe we should tell people how to watch it.
	Yeah, that's a good idea.
	I'm thinking we should.
	It's a little bit tricky.
	Also, Tuesday is a weird time to have the live show.
	Yeah, I don't think a lot of people are expecting it.
	I mean, I know you announced it yesterday.
	So you hit, we are streaming, watch live, you click on that.
	Gotta do it on the browser now folks.
	Do it on the browser, not the app.
	Right beneath these pretty mugs right here.
	We got these.
	Donate to read a message on air.
	So you gotta do it on censored.tv.
	It's true.
	I've obviously never done it because I'm always sitting here.
	There's 96 users in this little chat here, which is the free chat, but that wouldn't incentivize people to... Does that stay up after the show?
	I think people hang out there for a bit, yeah.
	No, but I'm saying, like, could I, like... Oh, watch it afterwards?
	Could I pull up the... I don't think so.
	Now that you mention it, I think it kind of dies with the stream.
	I'll ask the super smart tech guy, too.
	I'd love to see what people write in the comments.
	Because we're on the show, we don't get to see it.
	It doesn't taste better.
	It quenches your thirst better, too.
	Oh, it doesn't just taste better.
	Glacier Cherry Gatorade.
	I like orange.
	Holy fuck, that's disgusting, somebody says.
	Disgusting?
	How can you hate orange Gatorade?
	You know which one I like?
	What?
	And it's crazy, it's Cucumber Lime.
	What the hell?
	That exists?
	Yeah, Cucumber Lime Gatorade.
	Isn't it a bummer where you go to get Gatorade and you get like the frozen one, like the one that's freeze or whatever, the white one.
	Frost.
	Frost.
	Or whatever, frost.
	You get it, you get it home and you realize you accidentally bought the zero one with zero sugar and it has that aspartame taste and you're like, ah, fuck.
	Fuck.
	I've never had that before.
	Yeah.
	Cucumber lime.
	I love it.
	It's one of my favorite.
	If you don't like Gatorade, you're not an alcoholic.
	Put a lot of vodka in that bad boy and let me tell ya.
	Good stuff.
	Guys, we have new sauces coming next week.
	A new precious metals company coming onto the show this month.
	Sports betting is coming back this month.
	And those established titles guys are coming on in November.
	You're actually gonna be able to buy a plot of land next to my plot of land in Scotland.
	Stay tuned.
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	All right, so I got a couple of news items to discuss.
	Not really, just one.
	And then we have FOP Medals we got to promote, but we also want to go behind the paywall.
	But before we go behind the paywall, we'd like to give you a sort of better picture of the show.
	So why don't we open up the phone lines while I Open up the emails.
	And we can't open up the emails unless you play the song that makes fun of you, Ryan, for not having a loving father.
	Oh, I thought we would do the thanks for calling.
	That would give me just enough time.
	Oh yeah, let's do that too.
	Hell yeah!
	You are on the air.
	Um, we need to have a conversation.
	This is a fucking loser.
	You know, I'm here to learn, share, listen, understand why.
	Hey, why does everyone get two things?
	You have one thing.
	Thank you for calling.
	It was great hearing from you.
	Alright, next call.
	So true.
	How do I watch the live show on the Roku app?
	I have no idea.
	Well, I got the Roku app.
	It'd be weird to see us on the big screen.
	Never tried.
	I can maybe get an answer for that, but in the meantime, can you boys turn your microphones on?
	They're on.
	Hello, hello, hello.
	Matty's a good guy.
	Gavin, are you a good guy?
	Oh yeah.
	- Hey, Gavin, are you a good guy? - Challenge point up from the weekend.
	- Oh yeah. - Added to the trinket wall.
	- Oh, and also that bottle of Breaking Bad vodka. - That tasted fucking gross.
	It was very bad.
	It was smoky tequila.
	Smoky tequila.
	No thanky.
	Yeah.
	I was at the airport and I asked the security guy, I was like, can I bring this?
	He's like, no fucking way.
	He's like, you could dump it out in the garbage can.
	Thanks.
	And then there was this like Antifa looking fat chick with her boyfriend.
	She was like, that's a shame.
	That's good stuff too.
	You would think that.
	You would.
	I hate any kind of smoky, even scotch.
	Why are you smoking it?
	You like smoky scotch?
	You like peat in your scotch?
	I like the smoky scotch.
	That's part of the process.
	Why'd you put an ashtray in my drink?
	But it's signed by Cranston and Aaron Paul, which is very cool.
	Yeah, that's the thing.
	So someone gave us that at the show in Vegas, and it's got a little, it's the two Breaking Bad guys, and they've signed the bottle, and they're like, that's really valuable, man.
	That's a great gift.
	Yeah.
	Thanks, but I'm not, I can't carry it on a plane.
	I'm not checking baggage for it.
	So we'll put it on here.
	So then I felt really bad until I tasted it and went, oh good, I don't want this in my life.
	We're gonna put it on the uh, on the bar though.
	It'll be a cool little thing.
	We got the... Oh, you got the bottle?
	Yep.
	Yeah, okay.
	Sweet.
	Yeah.
	We got the Dan Aykroyd... Do we have the Dan Aykroyd skull bottle there?
	Do we have the Dan Aykroyd skull?
	Yeah, we got a bunch of stuff up there.
	We got Carl's... I will put the... Dearest Gavin, I know you slept with lots of women in your vice years.
	Would you mind listing a few of your more famous fucks?
	I vaguely remember you saying you banged Halle Berry.
	That was a joke.
	I don't have any famous fucks.
	No one does.
	Who has famous fucks?
	Sting, maybe?
	Like, no one's fucked a bunch of famous chicks.
	Maybe Tommy Lee?
	Yeah.
	I've never fucked anyone remotely famous, ever.
	I've met a handful of celebrities over the years, but they didn't want to fuck me.
	Maybe this next caller, 210, wants to fuck you.
	I think they're calling about your cologne.
	Okay, what's up?
	Hey, what's going on?
	Gav, I don't think your mic's... Oh, yeah, you never turned your mic on.
	I don't think your mic's on, Gavin.
	Oh, shit.
	I can hear Matty perfectly fine, though.
	You're right!
	My mic was not on!
	My bad!
	Matty good, Gavin bad.
	My bad.
	Matty bad.
	Now it's on.
	30 feet away.
	Here we go.
	Can you hear me now?
	Oh, that sounds much better.
	Thank you, sir.
	I appreciate that.
	What's up?
	I wanted to talk about Gavin's hatred for Cologne.
	I must admit that I'm an avid cologne collector.
	Got about 30 bottles myself.
	Good for you.
	I'm trying to grasp my mind around it.
	Do you hate anything with a scent?
	Like what you use in your hair?
	Does that have a scent?
	Or is that scentless?
	It's scentless as far as I know.
	I forgot to bring it to on vacation and my son found something in a local pharmacy that was like hairspray and it was just we just went and then I could smell it when I was walking down the street and it was infuriating.
	My deodorant is Arm and Hammer, baking powder, whatever that stuff is.
	Totally scentless.
	I love the smell of cut grass.
	I love the smell of nature.
	I love it when it's real.
	But I hate that some chemist made a fake thing.
	I kind of want to send you a bottle of a cologne that you might like.
	My address is Your Garbage.
	Thanks for calling.
	Big fucking kiss!
	Alright, thanks for calling.
	Oh, and Ryan, yes, they did do that at the show.
	Oh, they did?
	Okay, okay.
	Good.
	If anyone wants to send me cologne, go to your kitchen.
	If you go by the sink, there, just to the right or left of the sink, there'll be a thing you pull out.
	It'll have a sort of plastic bag in there.
	You'll notice there's some carrot shavings and a Diet Coke can.
	Put it in there, and I will get it.
	You can send it to this motherfucker right here!
	Does your, does your wife like cologne?
	Yeah.
	There's one of her, one of them that reminds her of the day that we met.
	And there's one of them that she just likes.
	And then there's one of them that's the, like the, one of the few reasons I've forced myself to enjoy autumn.
	Cause I don't like the chilly weather.
	So I have a Burberry London and it makes me feel like a little toasty.
	Do I deserve the Nobel Peace Prize for not shooting him?
	We have guns here.
	In the studio.
	I feel like your mother and your grandparents should send me a nice handwritten letter saying we really appreciate you not shooting Ryan Rivera in the face.
	Now, I am hamming it up a little bit to be more obnoxious because it's a no-win situation, but I really do like cologne.
	No, you don't have to ham it up.
	Even the general concept that you chose a cologne because you get chilly in autumn and this makes you like autumn.
	Even if you're overstating that, understating that, the fact that that thing exists on Earth is hell.
	Burberry linen's fantastic.
	It's fantastic.
	How long have fragrances been around?
	It's just a thing in this world that... Yeah, you know why they've been around?
	Because people reeked.
	People didn't bathe.
	You know what the aristocrats used to do when they walked through the streets of London?
	They would put orange citrus on a serviette and as they walked by the homeless they would put it over their face so they didn't have to smell the disgusting homeless person.
	We don't need it anymore.
	We have real smells in the world.
	It's just that... I don't know.
	It's a thing.
	I think it's an art.
	I'll tell you what.
	It's very artful.
	It's an art?
	Yes.
	An art?
	Yes.
	It's an art.
	They mix together leather, tobacco, some fresh notes, some aqua notes.
	It's really, like, brilliant.
	I don't know.
	Those are all chemicals.
	Yeah, of course.
	No, some of them come from organic matter, like little bugs and weird little bugs and bigger little bugs.
	Rosewood.
	You're not interested at all in like the science that goes... Science?
	Mixing chemicals?
	Yeah.
	And what's with the little bugs?
	Exactly.
	Seinfeld.
	What's with the little bugs?
	469, you're online.
	Go ahead, caller.
	Yes, am I on?
	Yes, sir.
	Yes, sir.
	Okay, great.
	There's something I've been wanting to mention for a while.
	About peeing sitting down at home.
	That's gay.
	You say it's gay.
	I disagree.
	You disagree?
	Okay.
	You say you disagree.
	Hear me out.
	Sitting pissing at any time of the day is unforgivable.
	You should be murdered.
	You should have your dick chopped off and fed to your dad.
	But it's three in the morning.
	You don't want to wake anyone up.
	It's black.
	You can't see anything.
	So you sit down to pee.
	You don't flush.
	You don't want to wake anyone up.
	I'm not, I do that.
	Now it makes you fart.
	Then you're gay.
	You are gay!
	So what do you do?
	You flick on the light and you make a big loud piss and then flush it?
	Yeah?
	No.
	What I'm saying is that peeing sitting down isn't as gay as you might think.
	I agree that it is very gay on the surface.
	But there are utilitarian benefits.
	Sure.
	That's what I'm saying.
	That's what I'm saying.
	Let's hear that.
	I want to hear these benefits.
	You don't wake anyone up.
	I'm not worried about waking anyone up.
	Okay.
	I got a wife.
	I got kids.
	Is there a door?
	I got a rabbit and a dog.
	The time of day is irrelevant.
	The benefits are this.
	I used to live in a house as a single man.
	What?
	Wait a minute, wait a minute.
	You don't know how to pee.
	Do you have a foreskin?
	over the place.
	There was no good spot to pee to where it would just go down, you know, nice and smooth with no splatter.
	- What?
	Wait a minute, wait a minute.
	You don't know how to pee.
	Do you have a foreskin?
	- No.
	- Okay.
	- My cock is regular size.
	What I'm saying is-- - Your cock size has nothing to do with whether you're circumcised or not.
	I've never heard somebody be defensive over their cock being too big.
	When they circumcise you, they don't take like two inches off.
	So he's saying his stream is hitting the toilet water and it's splashing.
	That doesn't make sense.
	Sure, let's hear his theory.
	Let me explain my theory.
	Okay, so the theory is this.
	When you pee sitting down, there's less splatter and you have to clean your bathroom less.
	Your bathroom will smell like piss if you're constantly peeing in it, standing up, depending on the type of toilet you have.
	So by sitting down, I'm saving myself work.
	By not having to clean my bathroom as much because I'm not getting any splatter anywhere because I'm sitting down.
	Okay, that was when I was a bachelor.
	You gotta send us a picture of your toilet.
	I've never heard of a toilet where every time you piss, no matter how good you are at pissing, which is not hard, there's splatters everywhere.
	It's not every time.
	It's called recognizing patterns, Gavin.
	You know about it.
	And when your bathroom will smell like pee quicker, Then, when you sit down versus when you stand up, you can notice that.
	I'm telling you, I must have a shitty toilet.
	I don't live in this house anymore.
	I'm just saying, now I'm married and I have a wife, and I still pee sitting down, but she's forbidden to ever see me do it, and I piss outside.
	Does she watch the show?
	Multiple times a day, and she witnesses that, and so does my nine-month-old baby girl.
	So they think you stand and piss.
	She's always witnessed me peeing outside 50% of the time, but I pee Well, you're a hero.
	No, dude, you gotta learn how to pee.
	I'm cool with my excuse, which is not to wake people up.
	Your excuse of it splashes everywhere.
	And also, if it splashes, you take two squares and you just go bloop bloop.
	Anyway, thanks for calling.
	Real quick, I'd like to see, are you interested in seeing this?
	Why I piss sitting down.
	I don't make a lot of controversial videos in my day, but I think today is going to be the biggest one because I'm going to be stating a point that I don't think I've ever heard on the internet.
	I've never heard this advocated for, but I piss sitting down and here is why.
	There has always been a social stigma around guys pissing sitting down.
	Oh, you're not a real man.
	You're a woman.
	Hey!
	You guys there?
	You're this and that.
	There's just so many things.
	Ryan, I said thanks for calling because I'm done with this subject.
	I didn't want to watch a YouTube video about a guy playing with his hair more than you do.
	That's interesting.
	I wonder when...
	You can look that up on your own time.
	Well, we have a caller.
	I believe Tony25.
	Where's the super chat?
	Oh.
	Hey.
	Hello.
	You guys there?
	Hi.
	Hey.
	Am I really on the line?
	Yes, sir.
	All right.
	Well, I just wanted to thank you so much, Gavin.
	You were right once again.
	You know, I live on the West Coast, and if you didn't know it, it's a utopia.
	You know why?
	Because they did exactly what you wanted.
	They legalized all hard drugs and let all the criminals out.
	And now, if you walk in Seattle, or Portland, or San Francisco, or L.A., you're probably going to get stabbed to death, or mugged, or carjacked, or shot in the head, or stumble over a dead body.
	I can't believe you're on the same side of George Soros on that subject, my friend.
	Of course, I started off sarcastic, but we need more prisons.
	We need no drugs legalized.
	170,000 people died of fentanyl overdoses last year, my friend.
	That's from Tucker Carlson last night, said that stat.
	And I think at one time, maybe I was in agreement, but now that I've gotten a little taste of what it's like, it is nothing but hope.
	It is a zombie movie where I live.
	There's tents everywhere.
	The people are stumbling around.
	Spraying the air and washing the air with like a rag like it's a car.
	Feet from a nursing school.
	The police aren't even around, so the bloods now are the police in the city closest to me.
	It is absolute hellhole.
	I almost hope we do go to World War III and China nukes the West Coast.
	Go up and smoke, but it'll be worth it just to kill all the dead generations on the West Coast and start over.
	But here's the problem with, when you have a libertarian notion like legalized drugs, legalized prostitutions, it cannot be combined with socialism.
	And they have combined this supposed legalization with socialism, with free syringes, With free money, with all kinds of other shit, with no police, with no one allowed to have a gun, no one allowed to enforce any kind of order in their own neighborhoods.
	So it's sort of like the mortgage collapse, where it was the evil of the free market and the government combined.
	Drugs, I want all guns legal.
	I want all drugs legal.
	I want prostitution legal.
	And I want people to have the facility, the power to enforce order in their own neighborhoods.
	And I want police to be able to do their jobs.
	And when I said I want people out of prison, I didn't want the people out of prison that they're letting out of prison.
	I want drug guys to be out of prison.
	I want gun guys to be out of prison.
	I want all these fake domestic abuse cases to be out of prison.
	But they're letting murderers out.
	And that wasn't part of the deal.
	Did you see that?
	The Illinois?
	The list of crimes that they're now gonna have.
	Oh yeah, that's insane.
	Second-degree murders on there for Nobel.
	Murdering because of drug-related murders?
	That was nuts too.
	Nobel!
	That's insane.
	So the reason your neighborhood is Covered in shit is because of socialism, not because of the legalization of drugs.
	Here's what I don't understand about like that.
	The way these liberal Democrat cities are in the West Coast, and on the East Coast, and in the South, the people who live there are staying there by choice.
	Because if that was me, and I lived in Portland, this is America.
	You could pick up and move to a state that is better suited to your liking.
	Nobody's holding you in Portland.
	Leave!
	Yeah.
	Get the fuck out of there!
	Or Tacoma in this guy's case.
	You know, like, why tolerate that?
	But then you also go, do I want to just keep being on the run, running from socialist policies all the time?
	Or do I fix my community?
	Like Kyle Rittenhouse.
	He's a good example of someone who said, I'm not going to sit here and let you destroy my city.
	And he policed it himself.
	The people that keep voting in these politicians that allow this.
	That's the insanity also.
	Right.
	Where does this work?
	Where does this work anywhere in the world?
	Nowhere.
	Like where?
	Drug legalization?
	Amsterdam has legalized prostitution and drugs.
	I mean America has legalized prostitution.
	Portugal?
	You have to drive in the middle of the desert though.
	You know in the middle of nowhere for a For legalized prostitution in Nevada or whatever.
	I'm just saying, do you want legalized, do you want a whorehouse right next door to your house?
	If it's legal or a fuckin' heroin den?
	You know, right next to your house.
	I just don't think it works.
	But you're combining it with other things like socialism, like in my utopia we have loony bins where people are treated for their various problems.
	We have fathers because we don't have welfare, so we have families sticking together.
	I think it's worked pretty well in Portugal.
	I don't think it has.
	Their unemployment is like 40% or something like that.
	Their crime's bad.
	What is the unemployment rate in Portugal?
	I'm asking Siri right now.
	I mean, is there a reason that you're staying there?
	Dude, the unemployment rate in Portugal is 5.9%.
	I'm thinking about moving to Coeur d'Alene.
	It is a utopia in Coeur d'Alene.
	I was there last summer.
	I will say, though, you know, it's weird bringing up Coeur d'Alene.
	I'm no Patriot Front fan, but that those guys all got arrested in a U-Haul?
	What's the crime?
	Standing in a U-Haul?
	I mean, that you were going to commit a crime?
	That you were going to use your First Amendment right of protesting gays in your town?
	Well, I'm no fan of James Fields running over Heather Heyer, but who the fuck gets life plus 470 years?
	There's clearly two types of justice here, and being a racist is 470 years worse than a normal murder.
	Yeah, they just fined the owner of the Phoenix Suns for saying the N-word.
	Guess what his fine was?
	Ten million dollars.
	And they said in the report, he didn't even say it in a racist, um, hateful manner.
	It was kind of like, what's up, my nigga?
	And they're like, ten million bucks, asshole.
	You're lucky you didn't mean that in a hateful manner, or it would have been a hundred million.
	Oh my god, that's insane.
	And he's suspended from the NBA for a year.
	He's the owner of the Phoenix Suns that just broke, like, I don't know, an hour ago.
	And so there you go.
	You can't even... But that's that Patriot Front thing.
	I want to follow it in Coeur d'Alene and see what happens to those guys and see what's the charge.
	You know, having a different opinion of having transsexuals give my eight-year-old a lap dance.
	Like, I'm sorry.
	Most of the country's on board with that.
	You know, about 80% of the world's population is either Hindu, Muslim, Christian, or Buddhist, or Jewish.
	They're all in Jewish 0.001.
	And all those religions teach homosexuality is a sin, or immoral, or bad.
	So you have 20% of the world that are like atheists that's dictating to the other 80% that their religion's wrong.
	Yeah.
	It's the tail wagging your dog.
	I just saw a thing in the New York Times about Hasidic Jews and the New York Times did this deep dive, like January 6th level, super deep dive, where they said their education is not sufficient and these kids Hasidic Jews aren't learning anything and they translated all these Hebrew documents and if you read between the lines the real problem is Hasidic Jews don't teach Drag Queen Story Hour, LGBT, BLM.
	And so the New York Times, and it's ironic because it's mostly secular Jews trying to shut down Hasidic Jews.
	I've never heard more anti-Hasidic Jewism, including Nazis, from secular Jews.
	They absolutely despise them.
	I don't know why.
	Leave them alone.
	They're Amish, basically.
	They're Amish.
	This deep dive was all about how the education that Hasidic schools, and not just Hasidic, Orthodox too.
	These Orthodox Jewish schools are child abuse because they're not learning anything.
	And by learning anything, of course, they mean not gay enough.
	Critical race theory.
	Yeah.
	Oh, I know.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Well, I'm glad Maddie's not in jail.
	At least they didn't get that guy.
	But, um, You know, guys like Matty should be let out, but I know a lot of violent drug dealers out there that they didn't get put away for shooting someone, which they have done, but got away with.
	But they sell drugs and they get busted for that.
	They're still, drug dealers are insanely violent and criminal.
	I just had a guy, I have law enforcement memorial plates on my car.
	I'm driving through my piece of shit town, Tacoma, about two, three nights ago.
	This gang member sees I have law enforcement plates.
	We're going 70.
	He goes 90 to get ahead of me, slams on his brakes to 30 miles per hour, and flips me off.
	And my buddy just was shot by one of these guys a week ago, driving.
	Same exact same thing.
	Black guy pulls up, starts screaming at him, flipping him off.
	My buddy flips him off.
	The black guy just shoots his car.
	And luckily, it was a Jaguar.
	Which Jaguars, I guess, are bulletproof on 9mm.
	I saw the bullet.
	It went into the car.
	And when you're driving and shooting, accuracy is not the easiest thing.
	I was at the range the other day.
	I'm trying to shoot it as straight as possible.
	My variation was, like, two feet on the target, like, up and down.
	And I'm, like, keeping it, I think, the same exact precision.
	So, this black guy, he didn't care if he was going to shoot him in the face or shoot him in the sternum.
	He just was going to shoot him because he was white and, you know... And did he have law enforcement stuff on his car?
	Why?
	So, when the guy screeched on his brakes and flipped me out, you know what I did?
	I pretended like he wasn't there because he was hoping I was going to freak out so he could shoot me.
	Your buddy who got shot, did he have markings on his car?
	Oh, dude, his car will not open.
	There's a bullet hole.
	No, no, not the bullet.
	Was there like law enforcement stuff to further incite the guy?
	Nothing.
	Nothing.
	So what set him off?
	My buddy says, I don't know, maybe I pulled out of the driveway of a pizza place and the guy thought I, you know, didn't leave enough of a buffer between us when I pulled out.
	But he goes, he was like, you know, a couple hundred yards away when I pulled out.
	He was going 45 or something.
	I pull out, start going 45.
	And he felt disrespected is what my buddy thinks.
	He's like, oh, I pulled out in front of you.
	I better shoot you.
	But in the Pacific Northwest, aren't there like four black guys?
	There's high concentration levels in areas.
	In the urban areas, they've taken over.
	I talk to guys every day.
	All my buddies are on the SWAT team and everything.
	They're like, Unless we see it, we can't do anything.
	The other night, my buddy called the cops on these black guys robbing a convenience store at one in the morning.
	They're just literally loading up a truck full of boxes.
	The police don't come for two hours.
	The black guys came back to load up more boxes.
	The cops catch them red-handed.
	The cops let them go.
	And my buddy comes running up, goes, what the hell are you doing letting them go?
	And they go, Are you the owner of this convenience store?
	He goes, no!
	I'm the neighbor.
	And he goes, well, our new laws are that you can't call the police on someone if you're not the one that owns the property.
	So we had to let them go.
	And the cops are all telling all my friends in town, you better vote.
	You better vote differently next time.
	Sorry.
	And all my friends are going, We didn't vote for these people.
	That's when it's time to vote.
	But go ahead.
	Well, that's amazing.
	Alright, well, thanks for calling and this is all about Tacoma?
	Tacoma, Seattle, San Francisco, Portland.
	But the stories you're telling with the shooting and stuff, those are Tacoma and Seattle?
	Yes, Tacoma, Seattle.
	All right, buddy.
	Well, thanks for calling.
	Have a good one.
	All right.
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	And I guess we're going to do our normal goodbye, but it's not a real goodbye.
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	Matty O. Matty O. Cooking with Matty's Shitty Little Kitchen.
	Cooking with Matty.
	Well, Matty's Shitty Little Kitchen.
	But yeah, I got a friend of mine who could probably stand in and press a couple buttons.
	I showed him some cursory things.
	Oh, that super fan guy?
	He's a big fan, yeah.
	I told him to chill out and just do your job.
	No, I don't know.
	I don't think he can chill out.
	Alright, so it's sounding like I'm saying goodbye, but I'm just saying goodbye to the freeloaders.
	By the way, who does this?
	Who takes the audio and puts it on the podcasts?
	Uh, me.
	And you still do that every week?
	Well, I didn't do it the last live show for certain reasons.
	Right.
	But every other live show we do, you select the audio and you put it into the podcast world.
	It's in the podcast.
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	You could also go to GabTV.
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	You can go to BitChute and you watch the first part.
	This is streaming on Twitch also.
	I don't know how we're still here.
	But yeah, you could show your friends that.
	Then maybe they'll love us.
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	I'm going to go pee, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	Get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting. and never stop fighting.
	music Violent protest over a speaker on campus here.
	Fuck you, Normie.
	He is apparently a Canadian writer, actor, comedian.
	He's the co-founder of Vice.
	Go fuck another vagina, you gross pigs.
	Serious XF pulling the plug on Anthony Cumia this week.
	What's that?
	Who's that?
	Sirius XF pulling the plug on Anthony Cumia this week.
	You got big fucking tits.
	Crazy shit, man.
	Crazy shit.
	I watched that and I said, this chick's too retarded to fuck.
	You shouldn't do it.
	They take anything you say and then fucking twist it around.
	This is the part of Seth that's going to get real mean before I leave.
	No more!
	Filthy c***.
	You c***.

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