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Sept. 12, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #164 - 50 RAPPERS (Part 1)

Ryan, Matty, and Gav go through a song with 50 rappers on it and take apart every single line they say.

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Ayo, it's DJ K-Slay!
Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!
And just like any other movement, nothing remains the same.
I respect that.
But the one thing that I can't respect is when individuals try to eliminate the original art form and try to rewrite history.
Y'all can try all you want, but it cannot happen.
Because like everything else in existence, from the dust the culture came, and to the dust it shall return.
Who's this?
That EPMD?
Who's that guy?
Sheek Looch.
From Yonkers.
Like DMX.
So what is this garbage now, Ryan?
What is this?
That EPMD?
Who's that guy?
Chicouch.
Chicluch.
Chicluch.
Like DMX.
From Yonkers.
So what is this garbage now, Ryan?
It's a bunch of rappers.
It's 40 or 100 rappers for one song?
This one's 50.
Rolling 50 deep.
There's one with 100 that's 45 minutes long.
Doesn't that mean that rap is garbage?
If you can just have 50 guys?
Like imagine a Rolling Stones song that had 50 guys.
It would be a garbage song.
And it's the same beat, right?
Yes, the whole time through.
It's based on a really old beat.
But, uh... What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Matty, what was that beat that Biggie Smalls did?
That this is based on?
Am I asking Matty?
He knows hip-hop.
So, he didn't mention it earlier, you just thought, like, Matty will know?
Yeah.
Wait, your mic is... You didn't test the mics?
Ryan gets dumber every day.
Yo, Batty, what's that beat that Biggie Smiles took in 1990?
He knows, like, all the rappers in this.
That doesn't mean he knows all the beats.
And he doesn't know all the rappers in this.
Okay, we've got no audio here.
This is already a terrible show.
You look ridiculous.
You look like a gay workout assistant.
So it's just guys showcasing their terrible poetry.
Isn't it weird that rap is guys doing poetry who don't read?
It's like watching people play air guitar.
You're watching someone pretend to know a thing that's not really their forte.
40 rappers in this song.
They all say the same thing.
Undeservedly!
Now my screen's black.
Oh, there we go.
It's always about me, too.
I'm a survivor.
Me, me, me.
They all say the same thing.
Undeservedly.
Now my screen's black.
Oh, there we go.
Check it again, Matt.
It's always about me, too.
I'm a survivor.
Me, me, me.
I didn't ask you about you.
Shouldn't you have been doing a test before we started the show?
Ryan?
Alright, so we have no Matty.
We'll just have him here.
The good news is he's gorgeous, so we'll just have him here for aesthetics.
I'm not gonna turn this song off.
I want it to go for 40 minutes.
Alright, so we have no Maddie.
We'll just have him here.
The good news is he's gorgeous, so we'll just have him here for aesthetics.
I'm not going to turn this song off.
I want it to go for 40 minutes.
Ladies and gentlemen, the most popular mime in New Rochelle, Maddie O'Dell.
And he never talks.
He took a vow of silence several years ago.
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Okay.
Um, can we free Matty from his mime prison yet?
I think that might.
Can we free Matty from his Mime prison yet?
I think that might Oh Wait what's happening Ryan's learning so much about his job right now, live.
Well, I've never dealt with the power outage things that have been going on.
It's possible it blew it.
Because that, I think, is a phantom-powered mic.
And so it's possible it got overloaded and blew.
So we can plug it into the... That's what Matty's doing there, the other mic.
Okay, I hate your theory.
I think it's retarded.
Hello?
Yes, it works.
This one works?
Okay.
The mic blew from the power outage.
No one's using it.
It's just sitting there.
Wait, there's a fast rapper talking.
Who's that?
Yeah, this is Twista.
Mike's dying from powers.
Wait, there's a fast rapper talking.
Who's that?
Yeah, this is Twista.
Oh, I remember him.
I remember he came out in the early 90s, And it was kind of a joke.
It was like a dumb gimmick.
But if you're in rap and you just stick around, eventually you're going to have credibility.
That's just the way it works.
You've been here forever, you're in.
Is there a theme here?
Like, are they all New Yorkers?
This guy's weird.
He's forwarding.
Is there a theme here?
Like, are they all New Yorkers?
No.
No.
Oh, my God.
And you know what's amazing about this song is you know how we know about it.
Lately.
Ryan's mom.
Yes.
Ryan's Puerto Rican mom goes like, yo, Ryan, you gotta check this shit out.
Motherfucker's rollin' deep.
We got 40 motherfuckin' rappers.
Doin' they shit.
Right, Ryan?
Yeah.
Right, Ryan?
Yeah.
She didn't say it quite like that.
Your mom's what?
My age?
Um, I don't think so.
45?
No, she's like 60-something.
What?
Yeah.
Is she really?
I think she's 61.
61?
She had you at 30?
I think she had me when I was like, when she was 27.
That's like a Puerto Rican 82.
Yeah, yeah, she was a latecomer.
Holy shit.
So she's 60 something and she's like, Ryan, she hears this rap and she hears all these rappers and she's like, I gotta text my son.
Yeah.
I can't believe how many rappers are crammed into this song.
Yeah.
I think maybe because I liked rap back in the dizzy that she was like, check this out.
It's got Ice Cube in there.
It's got Melly Mel.
Oh, who's that?
Is that Ice-T?
That's Ice-T.
Turn it up.
So did he write that little rhyme for this particular jam?
Trick Trick, I can't see your face, you're a little dark.
Yeah, they don't pick up well on camera.
White tees and homicide.
So did he write that little rhyme for this particular jam?
"Trick, trick, I can't see your face, you're a little dark." Yeah, they don't pick up well on camera.
Rappers, I mean.
Are there 40 rappers in the world?
What was the other song?
You said there's another song that's like an hour?
Yes.
How many rappers that got?
That's got 101 rappers.
101.
Anyway, let's start the show.
Welcome Matty O'Dell.
I'm glad you finally got a mic.
Yes, you can hear me now.
Good to be seen, good to be back.
Loud and clear, actually.
Allegedly, your previous mic blew out from a power shortage we had today, which is the only thing I could think of.
I mean, I just, this is what I do.
Something new happens, I say, it could be the new thing that happened, because this is a new phenomenon.
All right, anyway.
Anyhoo.
As you know the way things go here, we do the first part of the show for free.
I used to try to keep it to half an hour but it usually ends up being an hour of free shit.
As you can see what you're missing.
But it's a very misleading taste because this is a very atypical show.
Usually I'm wearing a suit, usually we have our intro, our guest, we have regimented sections, we have a green screen, we do the mailbag.
This show is nothing like those shows.
This show is a very unique show and it is the one in five times a week we talk to the people and we hear what they have to say.
They can give me shit, they can correct mistakes.
It's really the people show and it's an easy show to prepare for because it's you the viewer, the baby monsters that are in control.
So on this show we're gonna have the live chat here and I'm sick of you having to make dumb graphics.
What?
I'm sick of you having to make dumb graphics for it.
So I told you like two weeks ago that this better be a live Super Chat.
Are we revealing Super Chats now or starting the show?
Because there are two different setups back here.
We don't really start the show on these shows.
So let's reveal the Super Chat now.
And I said to the tech guy, I go, we have these people raising money for Max and John.
Because we want them to have money when they get out.
We no longer need money for their appeal.
Their appeals didn't work.
If you recall, Max and John are the proud boys who got in a fight with Antifa, did four fucking years.
They did a bunch of courses and classes and they got tons of early time.
That was flushed down the toilet for no reason.
So back to the full sentence, despite doing all the classes and all this shit.
And, uh, I want them to have some cash when they graduate.
So I asked the tech guy to work it out.
And I, he said, I need to know when you started these super chats, we realized we started the super chats at the marathon, which was, uh, December 17th of last year.
And the total, totally total total we've raised so far is I think 16,754 bucks.
Sweet.
So they get out, I think in January, February.
I think we can get that up to 30, give them 15 grand cash each.
That takes the edge off, right?
When you get out.
It helps.
Yeah.
Matty, you've been out of prison.
Yeah.
What did you usually have?
Uh, you know, I had savings and, uh, people helped definitely.
But you got fucked over, too.
Remember you came out and you lost that trailer?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I lost it the last time.
I probably was taking it for about 60 grand.
Oh, shit.
Was that the CBD store?
Well, part of that and personal belongings, motorcycles, trailers, stuff like that.
It's gone.
Gone.
Irretrievable.
Well, yeah.
People got order protections for like 10 years, so it's not worth my freedom.
You can't sue them or something?
No.
I'm not going to have any involvement with said individual.
What a shitbag.
Yeah.
A drug addict, I assume.
Yeah, he partied.
Did his fair share of partying.
So I thought it'd be good for them to have money.
John has plans.
Thanks to this show, John has a job.
I forget the name of the company, but it's in New Hampshire, I believe, a welding company.
And like, we'll take him in.
It's amazing.
Maybe I shouldn't name the name of the company, but that's his plan.
Okay, there we go.
Beautiful.
So that total will stay the same this whole show, um, and, uh, we'll re-up it the next show.
So what you're really seeing is the total up until Thursday night at eight.
Ryan, do you see a problem with this setup that you have?
Um, is it too small?
No.
Okay.
Uh, let's see.
The problems are, it could be more legible, but the most important problem is, I don't know if Sammy Lowe or 44 Magnum Ope has spent a dollar or a thousand dollars.
That's my B, hold on.
Yeah.
She says MSLK has the sprinkles.
Okay.
Now we're cooking with fire.
Hot fire!
Okay, so now I don't want you being in control of this anymore because your tiny brain can't handle too many things.
Correct.
So this should be automated now.
Automated!
It is.
It refreshes every feet.
Hey, Maddie made the panko chicken for the family tonight.
Use a tomato chicken bouillon.
And it turned out amazing.
And everyone was a big fan.
Thanks for the easy idea.
MSLK has the sprinkles.
Can you make a background for that?
It's like white or red or something.
So I. So it stands out?
Yeah, it's when you jump to Maddie, it becomes translucent.
Let me see.
Look at that mess.
I am the punchline.
Hear me roar.
Spread my cheeks.
Holy sats.
What's your favorite sport in high school?
What does that mean?
When you were in high school, what was your favorite sport to play?
I don't know.
Or when you go to a high school to visit?
I don't play.
I never played sports in high school.
I was punk.
But now I guess I would hope it would be baseball.
Aesthetically, you've got to pull the black a little more here.
Well actually just bring it to this line To the halfway mark Josh you were shirking your journalistic integrity by not investigating Gavin's arrest Is it FBI CIA or ATF?
Who's Josh?
Josh Denny?
I guess somebody else was doing a show.
Oh it might have been LaCash Josh call Josh Denny now ask about his tweets about Gavin's arrest So we will, we will do our very best to make sure we acknowledge any contribution that is $100 or more.
We will, we can't guarantee we'll read the $5 ones.
Dude, don't be fancy with like faded shit.
I'm just trying to give you that background you asked for.
So that way you could see it on his screen.
Yeah.
But without it, it would look like this.
I understand.
But don't go translucent.
You want hard?
Yes, always hard.
It would be opaque.
That looks better.
And we will also be taking calls tonight.
I think a lot of people are mad at me, so we'll be hearing their side of the story.
It's important when someone is expressing their side of the story that you give them the freedom to vent.
The freedom to riot, as they would say.
Like in Vice Magazine, I used to respond to all the letters and it became kind of morally wrong.
Because these people want to say, fuck you, you fucked up.
And to be in control of the magazine and then put in the response like, you know, fuck you, you fucked up.
You're like, it's shooting fish in a barrel.
You should give these people the chance to vent.
So we'll let people abuse me, I guess, about last week's shenanigans.
And we'll also have the letters page.
We got plenty of letters.
Actually, weeks and weeks of fun mail.
And of course, because we get so many letters, we get like hundreds a day, a lot get lost.
So what I might do tonight is just sort of type in the word Maddie.
Oh, here we go.
And see how many emails we lost about fucking, um, motorbikes and this shit.
Woke liberals writing for the New York Times, New York Magazine, the Atlantic waste no time attacking the quote-unquote colonizer Queen mere hours after her death age 96 and hours after Twitter took down vile post mocking monarch.
She's a fucking bitch Queen Elizabeth.
It's funny too because we're at an Irish bar.
Usually and our Irish buddies are very happy about her death So we're seeing like these black ingrates bitch about it, but we're also seeing Genuine beef from the Irish I used to hate the Queen because you're supposed to if you're into punk, but I don't know I Saw her enemies the people who hate her and I was like, I like her She's got sass
She's got some spunk.
She did the same job for 70 years.
Yeah.
Got paid lovely too.
What?
Got paid lovely.
Well, yeah, I guess the Scots were supposed to hate her.
Yeah.
I don't see it.
Yeah, me neither.
Ryan, can you move Matty?
Like he's scrunched up against that thing.
He can move, but maybe you can move him.
But someone pointed out they go.
Colonization was, a lot of colonization was British people saying to West Africans, please stop dealing in slavery.
Please stop doing that.
It's morally wrong.
I don't want you doing that anymore.
And like the fucking Dahomeys, Dahomey tribe, that new stupid action movie that's about female black African warriors, which is really about The Brits saying, can you guys stop murdering your countrymen and selling them to everyone?
Like Brazil and Portugal, it's morally wrong.
And then a woman recently pointed out, some young girl online, she goes, Yeah.
Colonization was a humanitarian effort.
It was improving the turd world.
And this is something I've brought up a million times and people always call me a moron for saying this, but why colonize?
Why do it?
Oh, you need to go get the oil and the spices and no, no, just buy those things.
Like buy Saudi Arabia's oil.
Buy the paprika from India.
Show up in a boat, buy the shit, and then leave.
Don't colonize.
Because you look at Paris today, for example, and it's, especially Marseille, where I may or may not have recently been, and you just see fucking all of the people from the colonies coming in and Africanizing it and Arabizing it and ruining it.
Same with the with the pakistization of Britain.
All the Indians and the Pakistanis from the colonies come in and fuck it up.
You're doing a Chicago show.
Is it possible that Nick Fuentes might make a guest appearance?
Sure.
Does he do comedy?
I don't know.
Hey, Maddie, we already talked about that one, right?
I am the punchline, hear me roar, spread my cheeks, slick blah blah blah, what's your favorite sport?
We already got those.
Those are the same ones.
Josh, are you shirking your dress by not investigating Gavin's arrest?
Okay.
So I want to open up the phone lines as soon as possible, but what do you think of my theory?
Let's ask Ryan, because he knows nothing.
Why colonize, Ryan?
Because you need more stuff.
Why can't you just buy the stuff?
Well, because they might not have the same, respect the same currencies that you do.
What?
It's just gold and shit.
I don't know what you mean.
Well colonizing... It's called trading.
It also... You don't have Bitcoin.
I think it allows you to spread religion and ideals.
Yeah, don't do that.
Do not spread Christianity across the world.
Leave Christianity in the West.
Do not go to Africa.
Do not approach aboriginals in Canada as a French priest and try to make them understand Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ!
I am against missionaries.
But they'll go to hell.
No they won't, first of all.
And secondly, it's a fool's errand.
Like what about that stupid island that India owns where that guy died because he wanted to get an Instagram selfie?
Sentinel Island?
And every time you go near it they throw spears at you?
Should we go there and show them the power of Jesus Christ?
Jesus Christ!
No.
We never should have colonized even with the Industrial Revolution in Britain when money was just fucking falling out of the sky Okay, everyone in the on the island of Britain gets gold boots Fine you get a gold top hat every single person in Britain in 1850 at the peak of the Industrial Revolution gets gold boots and a gold hat You don't need to go to India and have a colony.
I am against colonization.
I'm an Antifa.
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Correct.
Uh, shall we take some calls?
I feel like, uh, we, I need an hour and a half of, of being lambasted by strangers.
We could take calls.
One of my favorite things.
Maybe we should switch to the, uh, let's just do, do, do the mailbag thing.
The mailbag interstitial.
Yep.
Well, here we go.
Let me touch it.
I didn't touch it.
Someone sent me a video of a man who split his face in half.
That's gross.
Jumping off a bridge.
I don't think I want to see this.
I don't like the sound of that at all.
Yeah.
Although I saw a guy who a bear bit half his face off and his face was hanging off.
Like a frisbee of meat.
And, uh, he was good.
He eventually patched it up and he just had a weird scar.
I gotta piss.
Uh oh.
So, uh, why don't you, I don't know, take a call or something?
Here we go.
Matty, can you handle it?
Sure.
Any calls?
Uh, not yet, but we could read those last chats there.
There's a $50 one, a $5 one, another $5 one.
You've hurt me last week.
Fuck you.
I hate you.
There you go.
You could express yourself.
Walked out of the Idols concert last night after their BLM liberal nonsense on stage.
What happened to punk?
I guess that was Billy Idol?
I didn't know he was on tour.
I think there's a band called Idols.
Idol?
I don't know.
Yeah.
They're pretty cool, I think.
And happy birthday to Cynthia.
Happy birthday, Cynthia.
Yeah.
God bless you.
A couple of weeks ago, before I went on my vacation, a person called in and asked me if I had known a guy named Kev1 from Bulldoze.
He said he was in the Hells Angels, which is true.
He was.
Unfortunately, I said I had just talked to him a couple days earlier when I spoke to the caller.
Unfortunately, he died.
How did he die?
A couple days ago.
His 17-year-old son came home from school and found him dead.
Drugs?
No, I think it was a health-related issue.
I mean, I reached out to his wife, but you know, she's going through a lot right now, so I didn't press it.
17 years old.
You see your dad dead at home.
Yeah.
That must be rough.
Kev1 from Bulldoze.
His nickname, I knew him by.
He was Breeze in the club and stuff.
But yeah, I couldn't believe it.
I was like, man, that sucks.
So rest in peace, Breeze.
Alina says walked out of Idol's concert last night after their BLM liberal nonsense on stage.
What happened to punk?
Who are the Idols again?
We opened a show with them.
You did?
No, we did.
As a show.
Oh.
It was one of our opener songs.
I believe it was like Car Crash it was called or something like that.
Here it is.
Yeah, Car Crash.
This is Idols, Car Crash.
It again.
All right, I remember this band.
Okay, this video this guy sent me of the guy who split his face in half... Do not look this up.
Okay.
It's the worst thing I've ever seen in my fucking life.
Oh, fuck.
This is like...
A cop text.
When cops send you shit.
I don't know any bikers.
Do bikers send these kind of texts?
What about the second one?
Cop texts are the worst texts in the world.
It's always like a hot chick and then it pans out.
She pulls a dick out and then someone diarrhea is on her face and then there's two other people 69ing with diarrhea everywhere.
This guy's an asshole.
He sent the same video twice, and he titled the second one, Safe for Work.
Diver DOESN'T split his face in half.
And you can see by the link, it's the same video.
He's blocked.
What a piece of shit.
Very funny, but... not cool.
Um...
Okay, this guy sent us pictures of his hot fiancée a million times.
I guess we have to show it.
Engaged?
Last month I asked my girlfriend for a year to marry me, so thanks guys.
She's super hot and we're getting married.
Great.
I love you.
Love the shirt.
Great shirt.
Here's the thing about that stage of your relationship though.
Do not allow your girlfriend to wear clothes in your house.
You get a large Tupperware bucket or like one of those recycling bins, she walks in, all clothes go in there.
Especially at night when you can draw the curtains, whatever.
I regret, because I got kids now, I regret all the time I allowed my girlfriend, who's now my wife, to wear clothes in the house.
What was I thinking?
You probably weren't.
Well turn up the heat!
Here you go.
Walk around in a sweatshirt?
Or my shirt?
And, like, boxer shorts?
No.
Nude.
She should have been fucking nude.
Hey, Chinless and Chink, I tried the push-up challenge.
150 a day, add 50 a week, up to 600 a day?
That's like military prison levels.
Can bench 275 now from 205 at work?
Ryan should try.
Our country is suffering from low testosterone driven by female standards that too self-preferential rewarded blah blah blah.
Is there a solution for this beta masturbation?
So I got my weight set set up now.
I can send you a picture of it, Ryan.
You can show it on the screen.
I don't really know what I'm doing.
What should I do?
As far as reps and sets go?
As far as everything goes.
I can show you.
I'll come over and show you and then depending on what your goals are.
What do you mean my goals?
My goals is to have strong ankles.
Either to grow or be stronger.
I want to have really muscular toes.
Depending on what your goals are?
What do you think your goals are if you're lifting weights?
To have sexy thighs?
No, it's not two different things.
This is something you know nothing about.
This is like you bringing a car to a place and then you're like, no, no, no, I know what to do.
Good analogy, Ryan.
That was epic.
You don't know cars.
Yeah, so the way you do that joke is, this is like you going to a car place and saying, we need a four on the floor with a souped up Hemi and some rack and pinion steering in the front.
But your joke was, it's like you going to a car place and going, yeah, yeah, yeah, cars.
Yeah.
Are you drunk?
No.
I don't consume alcohol.
So what I got here is I got a bar that's like 15 pounds and then I got these two weights that are 25 pounds.
So that's 50-75.
So the first time I did it, seven seemed like a lot and I had to stop.
And the second time I did it, 12 was a lot and I had to stop.
And then just before coming here, I did like 15 and that was a lot and I needed to stop.
Okay, one plate on one plate.
But I was talking to a dude, the guy who told me to buy this whole rig, it's called the Rogue Maglite or something.
Max Light.
And he said he doesn't even like benches.
Yeah, I prefer dumbbells.
Dumbbells?
So I shouldn't have bought any of that shit?
No, it's good.
I mean, because you could also use it for squats.
You're not going to do squats.
Yeah, my legs are already breathtakingly gorgeous.
Perfect.
Strongest legs in the world.
I can beat anyone in a race.
I mean, I have Superman's legs.
You can do with that you could also do like you know bent over rows or you could do like a form of a kind of a rack pull deadlift type of thing.
What are you talking about?
Things that are true.
Rack pull deadlift?
What is that?
It's like... So I put it over my back and I go like that?
No, you put those braces low and then you would just do this and then put it down.
For your back and then your hamstrings.
I think you're... It works a lot of muscle groups.
I want arms and shoulders.
That's all I care about.
Alright, well... Yeah, you could do that with dumbbells, but I mean... No, it's good to... I think benching is still good.
It just compromises your rotary cuff a little bit over time.
So be careful.
And... Rotary cuff?
So what does that mean?
Like your shoulder.
Like you could hurt your shoulder very bad permanently.
Well, my shoulder blade at the back hurts a lot.
That's not good.
But I think you're fine.
We have no information whatsoever.
I've given you information, it just doesn't feel like you're learning anything because you're not.
Correct.
Yes.
But I've given you the information.
No.
Like, what do I do tomorrow?
I'm just saying that you did make a mistake by buying it, but what you have to watch out for is tearing your rotary cuff.
So what do I do tomorrow?
I would rest if you did anything today.
I just told you I did three mini sets.
Of 15?
No, I told you it was 7, 12, 15.
Yeah, that you're gonna want to rest.
With 75 pounds.
If you keep, what you did is broke down muscle, whether you feel it or not, and then tomorrow you have to rest.
Okay, then what about the next day?
Assuming we're not going to Vegas.
Ideally, you would work a different muscle group and then hit it again.
You know?
This is annoying.
I could get you on a simple plan, but... Yeah, get me on a simple plan.
But I don't have any dumbbells.
Actually, my wife has her stupid exercise bike, but I think those are all like 20 pounds.
You heard me last week.
Fuck, I hate you.
You didn't play the Queen is Dead by the Smiths.
I don't like that the Queen is dead.
I don't like rejoicing in death in general, but I like the Queen.
And she seems like an important chick.
She was in World War II.
Yeah, that's wild.
She worked... I don't know what her role was, but she participated in World War II.
She was the fucking Queen when Winston Churchill was PM.
How long has he been dead for?
One million years?
I'm not pooping on her.
Uh, let's take a call.
Oh, alright.
Um, relationship advice with Rob Gablon, fuck.
Hello?
Are you on a plane?
Sounds like it.
No, I'm on my car right now.
Y'all hear me alright?
I can take you off speaker, it's a Bluetooth.
Yes, obviously don't call a radio show with your phone on speaker.
It's the AC.
It's worse.
Oh there you go.
Does that sound better now?
Yes sir.
Obviously it does.
Okay great.
So I wanted to get some relationship advice from the old Gavmeister.
I've been in a relationship, I was in a relationship with this girl for about seven years in San Antonio.
She's originally from Massachusetts.
And we have two kids together, 12 and 13 year old now.
At that time we broke up in 2013 and so we broke up.
So your kids were infants when you broke up?
About two and three years old.
I don't get that.
How do you break up with two infants?
She left me because I was a pretty bad boyfriend piece of shit.
At that time I was managing nightclubs and coming home at like five in the morning and Were you cheating on her?
A few times.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And she, she pretty much caught me and forgave me a few times, but after about the third, she was like, nah, I'm out.
So anyways, um, she ended up packing up and moving to Oklahoma city where her family lives.
And, uh, I ended up, uh, doing the long distance dad thing for about a year.
So San Antonio to Oklahoma, it's about an eight hour drive, got tired of it.
So I packed up everything I own and moved to Oklahoma city.
Uh, just to be, you know, closer to my kids and been there ever since.
So that was in 2013.
Uh, she got remarried, has a daughter from her new husband and they are getting a divorce.
So that's the who, what, when, where, why.
So now we've been talking about getting back together and I just wanted to think, would it be a good idea?
I'm 42.
She's 40.
Do it.
Why not?
You fucked up.
You got wasted.
She obviously was the one for you at one point.
You haven't changed that much.
So... Fuckin' bring it on.
Matty's getting back with his ex-wife.
What are you talking about?
She's leaving her husband, no no, his ex-wife that he has the kid with.
Him and his son and his ex-wife are all moving in together.
Why are you giggling?
The magic is back you said the spark had reignited And you guys are all getting back together, and I got divorced in 2001 Right it took a while, but you guys are back Thank you, no, but dude like why why would you not like I don't understand the the controversy here Why not?
Well, so I haven't had a girlfriend in, fuck, I don't know, four or five years.
Pretty much since I've lived here.
Eight years now in Oklahoma, you know, and I mean, I'm so used to being alone.
I got my own shit.
I got a cool apartment, drive a Maserati.
I mean, I'm set.
Drive a Maserati.
You also have two young kids that need you.
And they're going to be gone soon.
If the youngest is 12, you got six more years with that one or younger, you know, kids go away sometimes to boarding schools or whatever, who knows what's going to happen with you guys.
You could lose her at 16.
So you might just have a few years in the pipe and a pussy is a pussy.
So I say do it.
Anyway, thanks for calling.
Oh, by the way... No, you only get one thing.
Gavin, barbell training is the fastest way to get stronger, put on muscles.
Barbell training, single-handed, changing football forever from thin leather helmets to putting people in wheelchairs in the 60s.
Stick to basic bar... Well, I wish I knew this before I spent $3,000 on that fucking rig.
No, no, no.
He's saying barbell, what you have.
Oh, this is a barbell?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, I'm thinking of a dumbbell, right.
Dumbbells are separate, yeah.
Okay, so maybe, like the guy who said he doesn't like my bench, am I supposed to sit there with just this?
You can curl that 45 pound bar and do straight curls like that, and that's good for your biceps.
I know, that looks gay though.
It doesn't matter if it looks gay, it's effective.
No, I want to look cool.
I would never vape, I'll smoke cigarettes.
Okay, dude, we should smoke Stoges and fucking Lyft.
Yeah.
I'll smoke cigs.
I like it because it's right next to the bar.
So I'll be at the bar.
I'll have, I'll have a couple bourbons and then I'm feeling no pain.
So I just start fucking.
Very dangerous.
Doing.
Oh, very dangerous.
There you go.
Right outside gaff tap.
Yeah.
I think you're gonna be all right with that setup.
I have a feeling.
These boys here.
I'm gonna get ripped.
Oh, those are great for the Jane Fonda workout that you do.
That's pretty gay.
Yeah, that sounds great.
What's that called?
The Jazzercise?
Laugh now!
Look at this.
I buy shirts from YouTubers.
You bought a shirt from a YouTuber who turned out to be a cuck.
What are you talking about?
Okay.
Ryan, your low T comes from your choice to be passive and not assertive more often.
The habit of being passive lowers your T. Psychosomatic.
That's spelled wrong.
Gavin, all you have to do is just work out and stop talking about it.
We get you have a talk show.
You can do 100 pushups quickly, bud.
You have 10 minutes a day.
Do 50 now.
Matt, please explain to Ryan how you're twice as old as him and still have more T. This caller with relationship advice just wants a license to behave badly and should stop being a little baby.
Wow.
A lot of, a lot of, a lot of shit packed into that 10 bucks on everything.
It is true.
I do have more testosterone than Ryan.
Allegedly.
I am over 50.
What do you mean allegedly?
We got to recheck.
I was in a bad way back then.
Oh, you're 30.
33.
Jesus age.
Um, I don't think Jesus was 30.
I Don't think right Jesus was 30 33 right?
Ryan is right on the money about colonialism What would England trade India that India would need?
When you say gold, how do you think England got gold in the first place?
Why would India want gold?
What does gold's inherent value to an uncivilized native?
Let's say India has tons of gold deposit.
How do you motivate natives to work 10 hours a day to mine gold?
Do you use British people?
Colonization is about raw materials and a local workforce to get those raw materials.
Further, why would let local elites reap the benefits of controlling the raw material production when companies like the East Empire Company should?
And when the East Empire Company succeeds, the British Empire profits.
Yeah, but you got to look at the long-term problems.
That was exactly my point.
I said basically the same thing.
Which is what?
I basically said that he's right.
That's exactly what I meant.
5-8-0, you're on the line.
Make it good.
5-8-0, go ahead.
Hey man.
Hey.
What's going on?
Hey.
I was pretty upset when I heard you and Ryan were in jail.
Because I bought tickets for Dallas-Fort Worth.
And I thought, man, what am I going to do if he ain't there?
And then I had an epiphany.
I thought, they may replace them guys with some big fucking tits.
I thought it was hilarious, Gav.
I'm a Gen X, too.
These guys need to grow the fuck up and enjoy the ride.
So, I just thought I'd tell you I'll see you there in Dallas.
Me and my wife are coming to see you, Dave.
Right on, dude.
Look forward to meeting you.
I'll be the guy with the mustache.
Thanks for calling.
Yeah, let's call my mom and see what the Scots think about the Queen dying.
My dad is Scottish and he hates the Queen.
He's also kind of a fake Englishman who likes the Queen.
That's the whole...
Big Jim McGinnis!
Hello?
Whoa. - Whoa!
Great, aliens murdered my mom.
Laureen, what you doing?
Maybe there was a bomb in the phone or maybe there was aliens waiting for me to call and the second she called they just zapped her.
Somebody gonna spill the intergalactic beans on that prank?
We're done.
More vintage cars for Gavin.
Honey, don't question me art.
Gordie, no question, I don't know that.
What is going on with these people?
Oh, maybe her phone's dead?
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm not going to recover from this financially.
Hi, it's Lorraine here.
Leave your name and number and I'll call you back.
Does that sound Scottish to you?
No.
Maybe it's an imposter.
Hello?
Hi.
Hi, honey.
Hey, mom.
I'm sorry.
Hi.
I don't know what's going on.
You know what?
Dad is here and he is my witness.
I said to him, I haven't talked to Gavin in a long time, and you called.
Why do we have phones?
Great point.
You know, we just have to think deeply.
It's so... You know who else believes that?
Shaquille O'Neal.
I saw an interview with him where he goes, I don't need the phone, I just think of someone and they call me.
Who is this?
Shaquille O'Neal, that monstrous basketball player.
Oh yeah.
His penis looks like a leg.
Yeah.
Do you mind, speaker?
Don't cut me off.
Dad wants to hear.
Okay.
Hello?
Hello, hello.
Can you hear me?
Hello?
Hello.
Can you hear me?
Yes, I can hear you, but nothing happened.
Press speaker.
Okay, I can't hear Dad.
Can we get a test?
1, 2, 3 from Dad?
Yeah, come on.
Sit here.
Honey, I've hit the speaker twice!
Okay, here's Mr. Wise Man, Mr. Know-it-all McInnes.
He's staggering up to the phone.
Hi, honey.
Hey, dad.
So you're now on speaker.
Okay.
Um, I gotta be honest, I am kind of devastated by the Queen.
I didn't think I would cry, but I caught myself, you know, getting teary-eyed.
This woman was, was the head of state for 70 years.
That's my people.
- Here, you weren't born in England.
You're an Englishman. - That's my people.
She's my Braveheart.
- Oh God, it's so sad.
You know, but the good news is, which gives me a lot of comfort, is that Charles is the new king.
The queen is dead, long live the king.
Charles.
Exactly.
Charles and the queen consort Camilla.
Camilla Bowles.
It would have been nice if we had.
So what is Camilla?
Is she a princess or what do you call her?
She's going to be, I think her title will be the Queen Consort.
In the same way that Prince Philip was the Queen Consort.
I think the best Queen concert I ever saw was Live Aid, but maybe this will be even better.
We're blessed.
We're blessed.
I understand through the internet, through emails, that you guys are cancelling Christmas.
Well, we're not cancelling Christmas.
We don't have that kind of power.
But you're not coming.
You're not visiting us.
No.
No, it's just, uh, we're getting too old.
We're getting too old.
But you're not too old to fly to Florida.
You're too old to fly back to New York?
Yes.
Well, that's too much traveling.
But wait, but it's like-- I don't understand this.
You fly all the way to Florida.
It's what, a month later?
You hop on a plane.
I pick you up at the airport We have jackets and then you go you get your own bedroom.
You'll be in Johnny's room What's the issue?
Yeah, he'll be the snowbank No, we've got we've got plans for the kids Do you have enough bedrooms?
Bedrooms?
Yeah, we got plenty of bedrooms.
We got a whole setup here where we're giving, yeah, the in-laws, you guys will have your own bedrooms, your own toothbrush.
It's free beer, free food, no curfew.
Our only rules are if you're going to be shagging, try to keep the volume down.
I'm going to come.
Oh, well, you know, the rain sort of screams in her orgasms, so it's going to be tough.
So you're saying that's the deal breaker.
You can't fuck loud enough.
Alright, well, I gotta get back to my show, Dad.
Okay, Pedro.
Is this being recorded?
And broadcast live to the world.
You're disgusting.
I just told you.
I'm going to the lawyer tomorrow to disown you.
You're out of the will.
Go bananas.
Take care, honey.
Alright, cheers.
Homeboy's gonna like, get it.
What's that $100 one?
Get a starting strength barbell trainer.
This is a video of my starting strength strength coach doing a 405 press.
You can do it all virtual.
He sends you your programming, you record it and send it to him.
He tells you how shitty it was, blah, blah, blah.
All right.
Starting strength barbell trainer.
Ryan, maybe we should just Gavin do the starting.
Oh, there we go again.
He went into starting strength.
Let's take a call.
OK.
We got Michael J. Cuban.
All right there, Mike.
All right, Paul.
Hey, what's up, guys?
Can you hear me?
Yeah, what's happening?
Yo, yo.
Hey, Gavin.
It's the guy who emailed you about the Jan 6 pipe bombs and Chrissy Teigen.
The Jan 6 pipe bombs that what?
And Chrissy Teigen.
I don't remember that particular email.
Yeah, it was a little while ago, yeah.
The Chrissy Teigen, the text, Twitter?
Where it was all like that huge slideshow of all the creepy Teigens tweets?
I remember the Chrissy Teigen controversy.
That was from him, yeah.
Where they said that, you know, she was like a weird pedophile.
What's that got to do with Jan Six pipe bombs?
He also sent that, yeah, in the same email.
Because I emailed you about both those things.
But I was just calling in about the Queen and Britain and all that.
And my take on the British Empire is, you know, they've been trying to colonize the world since the 1600s.
And to the modern day, you know, it leads into the World Economic Forum.
And you're looking at it from a human perspective, but it's more of a turning the world into one central point of control.
And it started in like the 1600s.
So a lot of... Should I go on?
Sure.
Oh, so, um, then the past like a year, we've all been hearing that the queen was going to be announced that she, uh, uh, died or whatever.
And so you have a big shakeup in the English government.
Uh, you have all the people resigning recently, the queen going, and people were saying that big change.
Was it going to happen until the queen left?
So it was pretty cool.
A lot of change going on right now.
Wait, we had Boris Johnson resigned before the queen died.
Yeah, yeah.
He's part of the resignations.
There was a whole bunch of them.
I think there was like 50.
Yeah, I do recall all those resignations.
Those were bizarre.
And you're saying those were because they knew the Queen was going to die?
No, it's all part of a change of their government.
It's a changing of power.
The Queen and their people have been in power since as long as we can remember.
Since the 1600s.
So did they kill the Queen?
I'm not sure.
No, I think she just died.
Wait, what?
The monarch, the queen, really doesn't have anything to do with the day-to-day politics of the United Kingdom.
The mass quitting was bizarre, but I don't understand how you link it to the queen dying of old age.
The queen owns more of the planet than any other person.
She has a ton of power.
And she was like one more roadblock in the way of changing the UK in a positive way.
The quitting happened before she died?
Yeah, well, the media rolls it out in a certain way, but we've been hearing about the Queen's going to be announced dead for the past year.
So they've been just sort of keeping her on life support?
I just saw her greet the new Prime Minister.
If I had to guess, I think she died like a year ago and they're just waiting to announce it.
Oh, okay.
All right.
Well, thanks for calling.
Appreciate the call.
No worries.
Yeah, that's great.
Ever since the loss of my old friend, Flat Earth Joey, I have no time for this shit.
The like, Joe Biden is dead and this is his twin brother and all that kind of stuff.
Is Elvis dead?
The left uses that shit to make us look nuts.
That blue-anon, Q-anon shit.
She died.
A year ago.
Yeah, so what was an actress?
Body double.
But he does have a point with the mass quitting.
That was weird.
Yeah.
Remember that?
Yeah, not to say that she's not an influential person, but she really doesn't have anything really to do with the day-to-day politics of the United States.
Hey Ryan, what's with this tally in the top there?
Is it working itself out?
It seems like it's working.
Oh, that's cool!
Our guy's da man.
You know, every time someone accuses me of ripping off Proud Boys or being a grifter or something, call the people.
Like, you can contact Max and John.
We give you their addresses at the end of every show.
Is Gavin ripping off?
Did Gavin pay any of your lawyer bills?
Has Gavin been contacting you?
Did Gavin visit you regularly when you're in prison?
With the SPLC suit, I raised a quarter million dollars.
Did I steal that?
Ask Ron Coleman.
He's a lawyer involved.
Did you guys embezzle it?
Did Gavin buy a bunch of cars with the money?
I mean, these are all easy things to verify.
And I think I know why.
And I think I know why.
It's the oldest symbol.
All right, let's let's go behind the paywall now.
But last thing.
Hey, guys, this girl was convinced she was trans, got a hysterectomy.
Oof.
Doggystyle is getting a hysterectomy, by the way.
Matty?
Yeah, no, I spoke to her today.
I'm not spilling any beans because that's her nickname.
Yeah, yeah.
No, I know.
But that's a big deal.
Miami Mike's going for surgery too.
What's he got?
Torn meniscus.
Oh, is that from wiping out?
I don't know.
If you notice, he's been limping for like the last... Yeah, a long time.
He finally got his MRI and uh... Dude, I saw him tonight.
I was leaving the bar and that fucking pitbull was turning a corner and the way the leash pushed against me was like a man... Two men were holding either end of the leash.
This was not a dog.
Like the torque, the torque on the leash as, as what's her name?
What's that?
Coco.
As Coco turned the corner, it was pushing me dude, like in a strong way.
And I said that to Mike, I go, dude, the torque on that fucking leash is a shark.
That was a car.
That was a car.
You have your leash around a car and it pushed me into the wall.
I felt bad.
I stepped on her tail today.
How'd her tail get so low?
She was laying down on the floor and I like stepped backwards and stood on it.
She didn't bite me.
Yeah.
Well, we should get a transformer to step on her neck.
Uh, she was, she was trans.
She got a hysterectomy, bottom surgery, breasts removed.
Wait, so bottom.
Oh, I think I know who this is.
Riley is the person's name.
That's when they cut the skin off their arm and make a fake burrito penis.
Yeah.
Breast removed, took hormones, whole nine yards.
In this video, it seems like she has recently GT transitioned and the emotions are still very fresh.
It is so sad to watch.
Oh no, this is a totally different person.
This is not the Riley I thought.
It's so sad to watch, especially when she talks about the life she missed out on and the kids she'll never have.
You know, lesbians should be more fucking angry.
You know what this trans shit is?
It's a war on lesbians.
I just don't know how this happened.
Turn it up.
Like a virus or something.
It just... It hated me.
And I'm so sad.
Like I just don't know how this happened.
Like a virus or something.
It just like infected me and it happened so quickly.
It was like I was right there like agreeing to every single thing.
And I don't know how that happened.
Then now I can sit here and look back and be like, why did I do that?
It doesn't make any sense.
None of it makes any sense.
If I just would've waited.
If I just would've waited.
Yeah, dude, or lady, what about all the adults around you who enabled this?
From the doctors to your parents to everyone around you?
Hopefully some people opposed it.
Like what if there was, you know, bottom surgery is fags cutting their dicks off.
You don't really see that that much.
There's Jazz Jennings and everything.
But homos should be mad about being genitally mutilated because of their sexual proclivity.
You talk about lynchings.
The understanding with lynchings is blacks were hanged just because they're black, right?
I'm not saying that's true or false, but that's the general narrative.
That makes people mad.
Biden just passed the anti-lynching bill.
Uh, if gays are having their dicks chopped off for the sin of being gay, that should make people mad.
Similarly, and this is where we're getting the most prevalent cases, if lesbians are cutting their tits off for the sin of being lesbians, I mean, that's a Handmaid's Tale, that's Salem Witch Trials, that's crazy Saudi Arabian, crazy Muslim shit.
I don't get it.
Lesbians should be mad.
Now, that's just top surgery.
I'm not talking about phalloplasty, where this poor bastard, this poor girl you're looking at right now, has had a burrito of skin removed from her arm, which never goes back, by the way.
Your arm's never normal.
Dude, take a fucking...
Take a Gatorade cap of flesh from your forearm and you will have a brutal, weird nipple scar for the rest of your life.
That's not what this is.
This is major fucking flesh.
Like more bacon than you could eat on a hungry morning.
I've seen images of it and it's not pleasant.
A good amount.
You know what it is?
It's a good, healthy, satisfying fish dinner.
Look at the arm.
Oh yeah, she can see it on her arm.
Wait, turn it up.
See where she... See how thin her forearm is?
And look right below her wrist.
Yeah.
And then you see the other forearm and it's normal.
Turn it up.
- I'm so hot. - Turn it up. - Forward in my body.
I just feel so detached from it.
It's hard to look at it.
It's hard to, like, accept that it's mine.
Doing little things, though.
It's like, just trying to find joy.
Oh my God.
That is, like, the worst thing I've ever heard.
I would kill myself.
What did Jack the Ripper do?
Pretty bad stuff.
What did he do, though?
I'm at the point now where I'm defending Jack the Ripper.
I think he, like, cut one tit off.
I think he drove through Memphis trying to kill white people.
You know there's another one?
In the wake of the tragic anti-white killing spree that just occurred, another one, allegedly also in Memphis, is claiming he will continue to target whites tonight and throughout the weekend.
What?
What?
Can I get some subtitles, please?
We got some sub... Never mind.
Oh God, them ain't white, them ain't folks not gonna like black people.
Then, then they finna be marching on the river saying white lies and mouthy.
Y'all ass through, y'all was just white folks gonna hate black people.
I hope y'all know it.
Hey, first of all, Elisa Fletcher.
Hey, let me take this shit back to racism.
I hope y'all heard it.
All right, let's do it with Jeff Fletcher.
Can I get some subtitles, please?
We got some sub...
Never mind.
What does this have to do with the trans chick?
Ryan's not great with segways.
What's going on, Ryan?
Well, Jack the Ripper wasn't as bad as targeting whites in Memphis for the second night.
Oh, another night of targeting.
Yeah, he's a separate guy.
No, but when I talk about Jack the Ripper, I'm talking more about the gore.
So, uh, Jack the Ripper, their throats were cut prior to abdominal mutilations.
The removal of internal organs from at least three of the victims led to proposals that their killer had some anatomical or surgical knowledge.
Rumors that the murders were connected, intensified, blah, blah, blah, Scotland Yard.
So, victims.
Five.
Most of them were prostitutes, I believe.
Yeah.
Who aren't human.
Prostitutes are human garbage and they deserve to die.
No.
Definitely not.
I think Jack the Ripper is a pussy compared to these modern trans doctors.
Yeah, because the victims die after Jack the Ripper does what he does.
Yeah.
These have to live a life where they can't find joy in anything.
Their body feels like a foreign object.
This is a suicidal person, but pre-suicide.
This is worse.
I mean, they're hypocritical.
Doctors are hypocritical.
The first thing is they should not harm.
Right.
It's crazy.
And the second thing is, thou shalt not yeet the teats.
I love how she makes a cute name for it.
Yeet the teats.
Alright, let's go behind the paywall now and start taking some calls and get serious.
So, to all you freeloaders, that was the free show.
It happens once a week.
It's a lot of fun.
Tomorrow we have a pre-tape show because we're off to Vegas, which is why I'm wearing our Vegas shirt.
We're gonna do a hilarious comedy set at 3 p.m.
Josh Denny, Anthony Cumia, Gavin McInnes, Ryan, Katsu Rivera, Matty O'Dell will be there.
We're doing a meet-and-greet hangout after.
Then we're totally parting and destroying all of Vegas.
I'm actually worried about my liver.
It's going to be a fucking self-abuse bloodbath.
Um, but until then, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
We good to go.
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