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Sept. 12, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S4E161 - LEAVING LAS VEGAS
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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
Both middle fingers going in the air.
I don't care till I'm a ghost or cripple.
I ain't going to chill, homie, sit down.
I am still the biggest who the f*** now.
I am independent, you are bitter and pathetic.
When it's up, then it's up, then it's up.
Come and get down.
everywhere Welcome back to the work week.
Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn.
Ladies and gentlemen, Ryan Katsu Rivera is here.
Dressed awesome, by the way.
Not even remotely annoying.
Your bangs look great.
I love that you're wearing a wool hat in 85-degree weather.
It's nylon.
And it's just like the fact that you're a father with that hair is not one bit annoying.
It's totally dope.
Best bangs ever.
The best bang for your buck.
Yeah, it looks really cool to have your fucking hair in your face as a 30-year-old.
How old are you?
Thank you.
33.
33.
And that was Jesus' age, by the way.
I think bangs in your face.
Big disgrace.
That really is 13?
Like, 14's getting old to have bangs in your face.
Bangs in your face, big disgrace.
Rocking and rolling all over the place.
Everybody!
Do you have anything in your mouth?
No.
Besides my teeth.
Yeah, he doesn't have veneers, by the way, guys.
No, thank you.
I like that you keep your shitty teeth because it shows the world that you were not loved as a child and not cared for.
And then also, I'm a man of the people.
Like Steve Buscemi.
You know, he didn't sell out and get new chompers.
He's him, and I'm me.
I can't do this.
Get your fucking hair.
Are you doing that to make me mad?
No, it's forming my hair into a good hair.
But you've had your hat on all day.
Yeah, it didn't work.
Why is your hair in your face?
Your fake teeth are less annoying than your hair in your face.
Yeah, people were happy for me.
They're like, I'm glad he got his teeth fixed.
That hurt my feelings.
Remember when Milo did it?
He looked like a horse.
They have to set or something?
So he looks normal now, but when he first did it, he looked like a weird horseman.
Oh, yeah, your face has to get used to it.
Yeah, it was disturbing.
So we got a problem coming up, dudes.
Now, why didn't you take your vacation while I was in jail?
That would have been good, but I didn't know that that was happening at the time.
Hmm.
Yeah, and one problem is we can't announce when we're going away.
That's a big thing.
Or I can't because people might come to my house and fuck it up.
Okay, I didn't know we could say that publicly.
That's one of the main reasons why we do these little stunts and stuff.
Yeah, let's not peel back the inner name too much.
A lot of stuff to talk about today.
A lot of racial shit.
Westfest, Proud Boys, Galore.
I want to dip back into September 11th.
We had the fight.
Everyone was in Vegas this weekend.
Rogan, Shane Gillis.
Diaz versus Ferguson.
Aaron Berg was there, Gomez.
Yeah, you've said Gomez twice.
He's not really famous enough to say, holy shit, Luis Gomez was in Vegas.
Like, I'm talking about major things here.
And you're like, don't forget Luis Gomez.
Oh, yeah.
The 40 people who know who he is who watch this show are thrilled.
He's one of our New York guys.
Very, very weird experience at Westfest that I'll get to.
But we like to start with some fun stuff, light stuff.
See, while we're away, I was thinking of banking shows, and then I was looking at these notes going, maybe there's some evergreen shit here, but not really.
News gets old fast.
What would an evergreen thing be?
Like, hey, Abe Lincoln would have been 200 years old today.
So we got to think of something.
I know I'm thinking out loud here, going behind the curtain too much.
Maybe we watch a movie, and that's in four parts.
We can't do the live show this week.
Maybe we could do the live show tomorrow night.
Yeah, that sounds cool.
Yeah, that's what we'll do.
Tuesday's show is going to be live.
Tomorrow's show is going to be live.
And then Thursday and Friday will be normal shows like this.
Sweet.
We're piecing it together, folks.
We're piecing it together.
I wanted to break down Bill Burr's new special, too.
That would be a good green screen.
Big long green screen.
Ah, dude.
Because he talks in it about, I had to stop it.
I was like, I'm not going to watch this.
I'm going to watch this on the air.
Because he talks about woke and how white women stole it.
And it was supposed to be about racial empowerment.
It's like, no, we started making fun of it.
No one stole it.
We ruined it.
And then black people say that white people have to do their part and be allies.
And then they don't want the help, like the expansion of woke.
Expansion?
I just said we ruined it.
Is that expanding?
They tried to expand it, but then they wound up.
Oh, yeah, I see what you're saying.
Yeah.
It was black people are smart and awesome.
And then for about a week, it was so are we.
And then we came along, the new right, and just steamrolled the whole thing.
And now it's an awesome word that's super funny.
And now everyone goes, that new movie's woke, and you know it sucks.
Like the fucking Woman King, which exactly as I predicted, got 100% on Rotten Tomatoes.
Yeah, I saw a tweet that was like, finally, they've made the perfect movie.
And I looked up that actual battle.
It was the French colonizers who were going there to beg them to stop slave trading because slavery is now abolished.
And they got their asses handed to them.
I think 2,000 woman kings were killed And about 400 French because the woman king had a bunch of fucking spears and swords and shit, and the French had things called guns.
Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.
Yeah, nothing's really changed.
What do you mean?
Is there still slave?
Well, there's a lot less slavery in that.
They're still gunning down people in the street because they're black.
No, that's not.
Black people are doing that, yeah.
But no, they're not gunning people down on the street because they're black.
That's because you watch Fox News and stuff.
That myth, by the way, isn't just in America.
It's permeated Europe.
Irish people think that's true.
Isn't it funny how much is stacked on a lie?
Like, the whole notion of racism is based on the assumption that white people and the system follow the one-drop rule, which means if you have one bit of race in you, you're bad and you shouldn't be around.
Nobody fucking thinks that.
And even the Nazis said that's a bit much when they were trying to figure out how to decide what's a Jew and what isn't.
But it's the basis for an entire line of thinking that is pretty much dominating the Western world.
It's near 50%, I'd say, this belief that systemic racism exists.
And then you have things like what's her name's cabinet, the new prime minister.
And it's like we finally have an all-black cabinet because we're going up against that one-drop rule.
Like Kamala Harris.
There's nothing black about her.
Sean King is more black than Kamala Harris.
But because we live in a racist society, it's fantastic that the vice president is a black woman.
Fuck man.
Kyle Rittenhouse is a G. I am a woman.
I am black.
One, two.
Glad to see he's out there getting pussy.
I was riding shotgun with my hair undone in the front seat of his car.
He's got a one handbale on the steering wheel, the other on my heart.
I look around, turn the radio down.
He puts their hand on someone's heart when you're driving.
Very dangerous.
Yeah.
Just use a seatbelt.
It doesn't help.
If I catch any of you fuckers alone, I'm going to fucking kill him.
I forgive him for flipping on me and the proud boys.
That's fine.
The guy's fucking almost ended up in jail.
What does that tweet say, though?
Let me see.
Before the video?
Kyle Rittenhouse is a multi-millionaire teenager who dropped two grown men trying to kill him in street warfare before becoming an adult.
Every gangsta rapper should just retire.
What does he get money from?
I don't know.
I saw somebody else tweet, you know, that I changed my mind, put him in jail.
A lot of people not liking him doing these little videos.
Have you seen the other one?
Oh, yeah.
Bill Bird hates him.
Bill Bird calls him a racist.
He's a racist.
What?
There's a new hottie on the right, I discovered.
Lindsay Rives is her name.
Just such a healthy young lady.
Sometimes I see a woman like this and I go, I'm very happy for you, but this quality of woman, I'd rather just breed and make more quality people.
There she is, posing.
I like the look of high-waisted pants on a lady.
Looks good.
Except if they have a gunt, which of course this girl's too young to have.
Go to the other video where she's walking.
It's always good to see a video of someone.
Too young to have a gun here.
Hello, County Citizens.
I'm Lindsay Rivas, your national media correspondent here at CCDF headquarters.
And this page is going to take you behind the scenes of how we create content and even some funny moments.
So stay tuned.
Hello, county citizens.
What is her?
What is her, her?
What is her?
What is her?
Well, a chick that walks from a perfectly good lit set into the darkness for some reason.
Their producers thinking outside the box.
I like it.
You can always forgive a pretty girl for everything.
What is Lindsay Rives?
Click on her so we can see what her job is.
Read this.
She is CCDF national media correspondent, shining light on corruption.
Now, what's CCDF?
Chicks can do fuck.
You're really good at spontaneous.
Well, what's yours?
You come up with one.
Just look it up.
What is CCDF?
Or go down a bit and you can see it's another one of these little mini networks?
Child Care and Development Fund.
No, it's probably not that, Ryan.
Go to her Twitter.
Yeah, wait, wait.
Go back up.
There you go.
CCDF USA.
out.
Preserving the America you love.
Zoom out.
County citizens defending freedom.
Ah.
And what's the county?
Aren't we all in a county?
I guess maybe that's it, like counties overall, right?
Because it doesn't say like Wisconsin or anything.
What we believe.
Go back up a bit.
We believe in God, country, family.
America's greatest country, blah, blah, blah.
So it's a very Christian-based right-wing group.
So she probably is going to get married soon.
You better hurry.
Okay, so the big fight this weekend.
I missed it.
I was at Westfest visiting Proud Boys who are not a fan of the G anymore.
So that's fucking weird.
I guess I'll just jump ahead here.
It was the weirdest experience of my life.
My goal for this Westfest was to try to unite the two because there seems to be a split.
And one half is okay with me.
The other half is really pissed off about the prank and other things, I guess.
And they don't like me.
And so I've been to, this is the sixth Westfest.
And I show up there.
Yay, proud of your boy.
Well, we sing a song.
Headlocks, beers, haha, fighting.
Yeah, what's up, Gav?
Tussle, tussle, hee hee hee.
This one, you know, it's like the fawn shows up to the diner.
And this time I walk up, hey, all right, guys, what's up?
Try to keep.
Oh, no one's looking.
Okay.
All right.
and then I look over one guy and he's just holding his beer, going, and he goes, This is my town.
Okay, so you're from Vegas.
Got it.
He goes, who let you in?
I was like, wow.
And then I just walked around and dudes were like just turning their backs on me and shit.
Some guys were, they didn't even know what was going on.
Once some guy from Vice Japan, Japanese dude, was like, what's up, man?
Like, I'm throwing around the nose beers and beers and stuff.
So there was plenty of that.
But there was a lot of just like, yeah, it was weird.
So I said, I guess I'll go.
I guess I'm not going to Westfest anymore.
Although, even the guys who hate me showed up to the comedy show.
So maybe I'll just go do a show and then get on a plane.
Or I could have gone to the fight with Rogan and Kumiya.
But I thought, no, I have to go to Westfest.
So I go to Westfest and they go, no, you probably should have gone to the fight.
Oh, shit.
There's some pics here.
That's good Photoshop.
And you have sandals on?
Foot-flops?
Oh, yeah, that was heavy.
The Golden Nugget is not happy that Prowboys use that for Westfest.
So they were booting guys out, kicking them out, and then they put up these signs saying no gang colors.
They also had the governor of Vegas condemn the gathering.
They also had, they had rented a boxing gym.
This was the first Westfest I've been to that didn't have boxing.
And the boxing gym said, no, and shut it down.
Here's your money back.
We don't want anything to do with you.
Could have told us that a little sooner.
What?
They could have told them that a little sooner.
Yeah.
Wait, how did they photoshop the back of Dana White?
That's really impressive.
They got Pelosi back there.
Here's some more.
About to board a flight to Vegas.
There's already a weird vibe.
Bunch of Prowboys with Prowboy tats.
Walt.
Yeah.
Please breaking up a shouting fight.
I'm a weirdo gambler.
I just got to stick that in.
A bunch of weirdo gamblers like me.
Depressed.
Depressed gambler is his name.
Gross.
But let's plow through this.
I also want to talk briefly about September 11th.
1-5 is the fight that I could have been at.
Because Rogan, I would be in the front row.
Front row?
Again.
I'd be next to my old pal, Tommy Lee.
Hey, remember I made a boner joke and you told me to fuck off?
This has been, this whole let you in and losing friends has been going on for a long time.
I blew my friendship with him 20 years ago.
Of course, everyone remembers the story.
He wanted to meet me because he read the do's and don'ts book.
I gave him a hug and then I said, hey, this guy's got a boner to like his friends at the table.
And instead of him going, fuck off dude, he went and left.
So I sat down with his friends.
This was exactly like Westmast.
So I sat down with his friends and they were all like, they must have been pissed that I made their friend leave too.
They're only there for him.
And he goes and picks up some chick and takes her upstairs.
And then I sip with my beer and I'm looking around.
They're not looking at me.
And I'm like, they're all wearing like affliction shirts and stressed denim with like bandanas on, even though they're 48.
And I just went, all right, well, this isn't pleasant.
And I walked away.
I'm burning some bridges.
What happened to 1-5?
Oh, you put it up.
Yeah.
And this was weird.
1-6, John Kavanaugh, Conor McGregor's...
He's Conor McGregor's coach.
But his guy, Johnny Walker, fucking, they finish the fight.
He wins.
He takes him down in the first round, submission.
And then they're like, you got to go.
Like, he's barefoot with his gloves on, and he's walking down the street.
Like, you don't have to go back to your green room.
Don't go to your green room.
Just, you got to go.
And I think what was going on is there was a fight early in the week at the press conferences, and they didn't want the fighters being together.
So there's other guys in the green room.
You can't go to the green room.
I don't want violence.
So you got to just walk through the streets.
But John's attitude was, hey, we won 50 grand.
You can kick me out anytime you want.
Yeah, here he is.
There he is.
So here we are back at the hotel.
Johnny still has his gloves on.
Didn't get a chance to get changed.
They kicked me back now like a you win the fight.
Come back, motherfucker.
I didn't take my gloves off.
Dana Boyd's reaction.
Apparently, he didn't really know what was going on.
Johnny had no shoes on.
They weren't allowed to stay, watch the fights, or anything.
Do you know what went on?
I don't.
Lene just told me a little bit about it before we walked in here.
I guess ever since COVID, they started this thing where they get the fighters right out of here.
I don't know why that happened or what happened.
I mean, we're not throwing Johnny Walker out in the street shoeless, I'm sure.
There was a picture of him with no shoes on.
We fucking threw him right out in the streets, huh?
Apparently, it's rough around here.
I don't know.
A lot of police presents, too, this weekend.
Yeah, they were giving him presents yesterday.
That was the fault of the boys.
Okay, I know September 11th was yesterday.
I was on a plane on September 11th.
Luckily, it wasn't 22 years ago.
But I don't want to gloss over it.
It's a very important day.
Changed my life forever.
Me, Pamela Geller, Anthony Kumi weren't really political dudes before that day.
I was reading Death of the West that same year.
And changed me forever.
I think I should have an Islamophobia pass.
I watched both planes hit the tower out of my window, from the roof of my building, I should say.
It was maybe two miles away.
174 Ludlow Street in the East Village.
But yeah.
Let's go to 18.
Oh, this was fucking funny.
I don't know if this woman's kidding or not.
Dropping the price of my OnlyFans to $9.11 for the rest of the day to honor the victims.
That's probably true.
I mean, that's probably real, right?
How fucking sad is OnlyFans?
How, that makes, like, I used to say, the idea of a sex doll being procured for anything but a joke at a bachelor party makes me want to cry.
Can you imagine a guy fucking a doll?
You're just on top of her?
Oh, oh, God.
I don't even like it in my brain.
Imagine the conversations they have.
We talked about this before.
My theory is that he beats her.
This fictional guy, not fictional, this real guy.
They must exist, right?
Dan Harmon.
They come home.
They hit her.
She's like, and then he kicks her onto the ground.
Fuck, because he hates himself because he knows this is pathetic.
And then he cries, and he brushes her hair and talks about how he's sorry.
Meanwhile, she's unfazed.
She didn't mind.
She's non-existent.
It's okay.
You can beat dolls.
And then OnlyFans, that's kind of worse.
So she's just selling her chastity to a bunch of disgusting men jerking off in their bedroom with the fucking thing of Kleenex.
Ew, I wonder if they think about her like the way you'd think about your girlfriend.
You're being strangely quiet, Ryan.
Do you pay for OnlyFans?
No, I don't.
No, I really don't.
But another thing, too, is the Broads don't get that.
Once we've seen you naked, you're like, you're done.
Yeah.
Like, I don't, you go, you return back to see more of them.
I don't know.
Isn't it a monthly thing?
You pay, like, $10 a month?
I don't know.
But I know my friend, he's kind of an overweight dude who was.
He would do that.
And, like, I'm like, what's the point of keep returning?
Once you see her naked, it's like, it's done, right?
Why do you have to keep seeing her naked?
But porn's free.
No, no, this is more intimate.
No.
No, it's more expensive.
Yeah.
You're not friends.
Right.
I wonder if they think that.
What about you, Gavin?
You can make people pay you $10 a month.
Yeah, I bust my ass trying to give you these news segments and gayness.
Yeah.
I bust my ass, not my ass hole.
God, that butt plug thing is still going.
I wonder if Bam Margera gets some shit for his butt plug.
No.
Remember when you put anal beads up his ass and then a kite pulled him out?
Be like, some guy was saying to me, why don't you go fuck another dude to show you're not gay?
What?
Now I fucked a dude?
That's a game of telephone.
Weird.
1-9.
So now we're in the September 11th segment.
This is actually, I thought this was real.
This was going around.
But I looked online.
There is some shit about soft bigotry in the Atlantic, but not this.
By giving credit to Bush, a cis-het white male, conspiracy theorists show a lack of respect for the agency of Muslim immigrants.
It's good satire.
And again, in Clown World, it takes a lot of research to figure out if something's fake, because I could totally see this in The Atlantic.
And it reminds me, too, of a really awesome sketch.
You got to hand it to The Onion.
When they did their sketches, it was high quality.
Good production.
Do they still do these?
Not sure.
Not sure.
A new book called The Truth About September 11th claims to present evidence that the destruction of the World Trade Center was not the work of terrorists, but was in fact perpetrated by the U.S. government.
With us, the much-baligned book's author William Gerard.
Most of the mainstream media, they're just too afraid to even have me on, so thank you.
Also joining us is Omar Al-Farouk of the United States.
He wouldn't have a sweater vest.
Too afraid to even have me on.
Truthers wear t-shirts.
Also, joining us is Omar Al-Farouk of Al-Qaeda.
He's an outspoken critic of what he calls Gerard's 9-11.
Wait, that's a really good shirt.
Because you'd be wearing a t-shirt, and you're saying truthers wear t-shirts.
What?
If you have a shirt that says Truthers Wear T-shirts, if you're wearing a T-shirt, conspiracy theories.
Yes, Michael, I assure you, that is all this book is.
It's complete nonsense.
Mr. Gerard, how did you arrive at the conclusions in your book?
Where are the facts?
Through scientific examination of ground zero.
For example, the melted core and the evidence that the thermite bombs were used to bring down those.
I can assure you, we did not use thermite bombs.
I did the research myself.
It would not have worked.
We flew an enormous airplane into a building.
Okay, I think it is obvious what caused the building to crumble.
How did you encourage you spent two months in a mountain cave sleeping on rocks, planning something really special, only to have someone take the credit away from you?
Oh, no, you don't deserve the credit for it.
Why in the world would the U.S. government want to stage this attack on their own soil?
Greed, of course.
And to increase the oil revenues, the weapons industry, and security industry.
And these are all things that Bush and Puppet Master Cheney, they've got their stakes in.
Bush's administration, they're a den of jackals.
There's certainly common ground there.
But what does not follow is why would this follow?
Why would they kill 3,000 of their own infantry?
Well, of course, because think about it.
It was all part of their plan to build a case for the war.
At the end of it, he goes, you know what, you should visit the Jefferson Memorial on October 12th at 9 a.m.
Then maybe you'll see how good Al-Qaeda is.
Be there at about 9 a.m.
Go to the top.
Speaking of Bush, we had Bush's old, what was he, the press secretary for George W. Bush?
Ari Fleischer, pussy out of criticizing Saudi Arabia.
I love catching people doing shit like this.
So go to the first one.
As I do every year, tomorrow I will live tweet my memories of what happened 17 years ago on September 11th, 2001.
I hope everyone will remember and say a prayer for those who were killed and for their families.
Time passes by, but what took place must never be forgotten.
Ring, ring.
Yes, Ari.
Yeah, yeah.
Hi.
What time is it in Saudi Arabia?
No, no, you're tweet.
Don't do it.
Take it down.
Well, September 11th was a big deal for me.
I was working in the Bush administration.
Yes, I don't care.
If you want to keep getting checks, you shut your mouth about September 11th.
Got it?
Okay.
This just feels weird.
You're this Muslim guy telling me what to do.
My mother's family died in the Holocaust, and here I am bootlicking Muslims.
Huh.
And that's exactly what happened.
Go to the next pick.
The LIV Golf Invitational Series has hired...
The agency started work in February and is assisting on everything under the comms consulting umbrella, said Derry Fleischer, former White House press secretary at Fleischer Communications.
Fleischer Communication.
This is a very difficult communication.
What's next?
And then we see that Saudi Arabia owns that.
And then what do we see?
In all cases, I have decided that my story has been told.
And I will not live tweet what took place on 9-11 again.
In truth, it is exhausting to relive the day.
Oh, good.
He's spinning it.
See, this is what happens when you have a master of communications.
He spins his bullshit.
It wears me down to go through it, even though I am not the one who has suffered the most.
Yeah, we know you didn't suffer the most in 9-11.
You're still typing.
The ones who suffered the most are dust.
And the reason I'm covering September 11th a day late is I was fucking stunned, stunned to see people comparing it to Jan 6.
3,000 dead is the same as zero dead.
Did you know that?
Damn center compares 9-11 terrorists to January 6 riders suggest domestic insurgents are now a bigger threat.
It's just mathematically false.
This is one great thing about the death of math.
People are easier to manipulate.
You can say 3,000 is not as bad as zero and get away with it.
You can say Islamists are not responsible disproportionately for terror attacks because no one does the numbers.
Go down a bit?
Oh, good.
We have the actual video of it.
It's hard to be shocked in 2022, but it happens.
The country came together.
In many ways, we defeated the terrorists because of the resilience of the American public, because of our intelligence community.
And we are safer, better prepared.
The stunning thing to me is here we are 20 years later, and the attack on the symbol of our democracy was not coming from terrorists, but it came from literally insurgents attacking the capital on January 6th.
So I believe we are stronger.
I believe our intelligence community has performed remarkably.
I think the threat of terror has diminished.
I think we still have new challenges in terms of nation state challenges.
Russia and longer term, a technology competition with China.
But I do worry about some of the activity in this country where the election deniers, the insurgency that took place on January 6th.
That is something I hope we could see that same kind of unity of spirit.
And as we mentioned last week, now that we have all this evidence of voter fraud, the people of January 6th are no longer deranged lunatics who'd been brainwashed by a cult leader.
They are justifiably angry about an election that was stolen.
So I argue that that should change all the sentencing.
I'm repeating myself from last week.
But if you smash up a random dude's car, the punishment should be different if he was just a random dude or if it's someone who fucked your wife.
I know the car experiences the same damage, but it's different context, right?
Okay, this one I didn't actually include in my notes, so I don't know why you're doing my job, Ryan.
But if you Google it, a lot of the results include the 19 hijackers.
Yikes.
So I'll forgive her for that.
I'll allow her to argue that it could have been a typo.
But anyway, back to the show before we so rudely interrupted.
This Brooklyn Bernie Sanders, right?
Wait, what are you doing?
You're skipping one.
2-3.
Is this job five-year-old?
No, that was Jan 6 was worse.
What?
2-3.
Jan 6 was worse.
What are you doing?
Hold on a second.
How could you not figure that out?
It says 2-3, and it has the thing, and it took you like five minutes to figure that out.
My bad.
Folks, look at this.
It says a little subject line.
Then I have each link numbered.
How long did it take him to get to that 2-3?
Alarming.
I'm not even mad.
I'm interested now.
I didn't know someone could be this retarded.
I am traumatized all over again while watching this video recap.
Don't try to tell me January 6th was not worse.
So his argument here is that the rioters were Americans.
We don't even get called Americans.
I have to go in quotes.
So it's worse because it's from our own people.
That's what the senator or whatever that Democrat was just saying.
That it's worse because it's us.
Yeah, but dude, what is us doing?
Us is mad about a stolen election.
That's patriotic.
You want the democracy to work.
You want voting to work because if voting doesn't work, America's over.
That's the only thing that distinguishes us.
Or I'm sorry.
That's the most important thing that distinguishes us from dictatorships and other shitty third world countries is the fact that we can vote out our leaders.
Take that away?
This is Zimbabwe.
And Biden's Mugabe.
By the way, Brooklyn Dad, in his avatar, the picture he always uses him being a tough black dude.
But I think he's a homo.
I think he may have adopted the kids.
Or maybe just very low T. Check out 2-4.
This is Brooklyn Dad defiant when he opens his mouth.
It was Elizabeth Warren, actually.
Elizabeth Warren.
And they're a little bit more ideologically.
He's got the I'm not bald hat.
Although, you know, the Bernie's, the Bernie bros, they don't think Elizabeth Warren is it.
So she's not.
But yeah, that ain't it.
Neither one of us are happy right now because we, I mean, we're happy.
He's wearing his merch.
Right.
But neither of us.
Unless you're wearing your merch.
Power merch didn't make it.
But one of the things that where we intersected.
He's got a weird little nasally voice.
Is he one of like the tough guy Jewish dudes?
What?
Like John Berthal.
I think he's black.
Or half.
His persona is definitely tough black dude from Brooklyn.
That's not what I just saw.
Okay, then we'll end this depressing montage with a montage of some of the worst just so we can never forget.
Never forget about it.
That's what New Yorkers say.
And while you're watching these, remember that on January 6th, someone broke a window.
Remember that Joe Biggs went and used the bathroom and then left when he was told to.
Remember that someone was shoved.
Oh, wait a minute.
I'm saying zero deaths.
We had, I think, two deaths of Ashley Babbitt and that other woman.
So yeah, the only deaths there were our guys.
And we're supposed to compare it to this.
It's important to show this in the light of the January 6th because it shows how fucking deranged they are.
Anyway, go ahead.
These are the French.
That's the French camera crew that caught it by accident.
Like his camera was at his hip.
And boom.
So I saw, my wife, a girlfriend at the time, woke me up, said, turn on the TV.
I saw that happening, right?
Post-impact.
And we got up on the roof and we just watched the other one hit.
And the entire sky, all of New York, out to Brooklyn, was just smoke.
I haven't been able to watch these yet.
It's been too soon for 20 years.
21 years Get the fuck out of there.
Get the fuck out of there.
Remember, I told you about my friend Sprague who said he had to pick up body parts and put them on pallets from people that jumped.
That was before the towers fell?
I believed him for 15 years, and I just started doing the math.
Wait a minute.
You would have been crushed when the buildings fell.
You're lying.
And there was my other buddy Derek who told me his mom was in the towers.
That was a lie.
Remember that comedian who said he was there?
Yes.
And then 10 years later, he's like, that was a lie.
I just sort of got caught up into it.
Remember Vampire Weekend?
There were all these kids, rich kids from Westchester whose dads were in finance who got all this inheritance money.
So they've got like 2 million bucks in the bank and they're depressed because their dad died.
So they start doing heroin.
So you had all these rich kids ODing.
And the vibe I got from Vampire Weekend, who was part of that demographic, was like, let's try to stay positive, guys, and be upbeat and not OD.
Holy crap.
I haven't seen a lot of this clip.
You ever seen that clip before?
That one, I think so.
I used to do it every year, just like remind myself and get angry.
*music*
We're at war.
You know, my one regret is this made me so focused on Islam, I kind of turned a blind eye to the Marxists who have been trying to take apart the American family and brainwash our children.
Because I think as of today, the Marxists and the socialists are a bigger threat to our democracy than Muslims.
Muslims are still pretty bad.
But Muslims are 1% of the American population.
They are about 50% of terrorist attacks.
But right now, I would say just the numbers, I think there's like 100 million socialists who want to raise all of America to the ground and then rebuild it in their socialist utopia.
Which I think we've tried about 30 times in history.
Communist utopias, they don't do well.
All right, let's jump to the fucking Proud Boys.
Do the Proud Boys intro.
Okay.
Because it was a hell of a weekend.
Stand back, stand by.
Not Proud Boys.
Somebody's got to do something about Antifa and the left.
Antifa is an idea, not an organization.
Look at it, not belittling.
Stand back.
Stand by.
I think that's a Pew Blong.
Dang it.
So the comedy show we did on the weekend was a raging hit.
At the risk of tooting my horn, I would have to say I was hilarious.
It's the funniest I've ever been.
People were fucking hysterical.
I hope I united the factions of Proud Boys at least a little bit in laughs.
I was getting heckled by some of the guys who are not a fan of the G. I gotta say, Ryan, I gotta hand it to you.
Very, very good stuff.
You liked it?
Cool.
You did a very good job.
You were very funny.
Thanks.
I'm impressed.
I appreciate that.
Thank you.
Great Jesse Lee Peterson.
Great Trump.
Amazing.
Frankly, it's amazing.
Your Trump froze, though.
Yeah, that was disappointing.
Luckily, that's the strongest one.
And it doesn't, like, Jesse Lee Peterson needs the face, but with Trump, the mannerisms kind of...
Why did...
Yes.
Jordan Lee Peterson introduces Jordan Peterson Pekumia.
Oh, yeah, and then Jesse Lee Peterson introduces me.
Yes.
Baita!
I might have to retire that one.
Why?
I think it's a little weak.
I don't know.
Or people are uncomfortable with it?
Because it seems racist?
I don't know.
I thought that one was the funnest one.
Speaking of racism, someone wrote a good article about Proud Boys that's completely fair.
What?
What?
What is this?
Clown World?
Clown World?
Double risk goods.
It's people on opposite day standing upside down?
What the fuck?
This guy says all the points I've been saying, which is, okay, if it's a racist organization, why would it pretend to be multiracial and allow blacks and Hispanics in?
You're just giving yourself extra work.
Like, if it's an all-male club, why wouldn't we just pretend that we have women in it?
That's equally retarded.
Because then the woman would show up and you'd be like, sorry, we were just pretending to allow women.
We don't.
I guess I can't say we anymore.
But in that article, he says, on the Proud Boys' official website, it says white supremacy is not listed among the group's tenets.
In fact, according to the website, the core values of the Proud Boys include anti-racism and in clearly stated language, a refusal to discriminate based on race or sexual preference orientation.
I guess one could argue that this is exactly what a group of white supremacists would put out if it didn't want the world to know its members were a bunch of white supremacists.
But then how would said white supremacist group attract further white supremacists to its cause?
Yeah.
It's like an anti-dog whistle.
Yeah.
And he says in that article that he debated people online, and they would send him shit like Jews who helped the Nazis and black Confederate soldiers and stuff.
And I always say to these people, okay, I get that it's all a lie and stuff, right?
How are black people treated at the meetups?
Are they just abused?
Do people just sit and stare at them the way they stare at me when I go to the meetups now?
And they say, who let you in?
Everybody points at them and recreates that set that Kramer did at the Laugh Factory.
Dude, it's the weirdest thing to be the founder of a club and you're standing looking at someone and they're just talking to a friend and not looking at you.
Yeah.
And it's even weirder that you didn't notice this because you were busy mopping?
At the second place, yeah.
Well, that's the place I'm talking about.
I also hung out with other guys, Ohio dudes and Florida guys.
Oh, yeah.
So the meeting.
So I said, okay, there's this massive split.
There's like standard and national or something like that.
And I go, this is terrible.
Because I remember last year, I went to see Anthony's show, and I looked down, and there's like all these Prowboys that I hadn't seen yet.
I'm like, dude, you guys are here?
I didn't even know you were here.
And they go, yeah, well, you were with those guys.
And I'm like, what's the matter with those guys?
They go, oh, it's the big rift.
I go, what's the origin of the rift?
Racism or some guy docks someone?
They go, it seemed to come down to like, they don't think I have a mortician license or some really retarded reason.
So then this year I go, I got it.
We'll have a big sit-down.
And I'm obviously not your boss, but I feel I could make a compelling argument for unity.
Because one thing I've learned about this club is, and no one ever mentions this, it's a talking club.
Yeah.
That's why they like nose beers so much.
Because when you go to the meetups, what are meetups?
It's just talking.
And talking is a very important part of American history.
That's how we had the American Revolution.
Guys went to taverns and talked and realized we don't have to pay taxes to the king.
Fuck this.
So that was going to be one of my pitches.
I was also going to say, if any racists show up, you have to be vigilant about this.
And I was going to be like, even if I was racist, I would say this because Nazis are nuts.
They tend to be mentally ill.
They tend to have no social skills.
They tend to be wild card saboteurs who end up being hurt that someone doesn't like them and doxing everyone.
If albinos were like that, I'd say, dude, don't have albinos in the club.
They're bad news.
That was going to be part of my pitch.
So they rent a conference room for me.
And nobody showed.
Like, about 20 guys showed, but they were all on the same page.
So it was supposed to be reps from both sides meeting and me making my case for unity.
And it was just the guys that, I don't know if it was standard or national or what side is which, but it was guys saying, yeah, we want everything to be cool too.
Yeah, I heard a lot of that.
And people confused, they didn't even know there was a rift.
Like the guys that we did the Schnoofen Tobacco Machina thing with, he was like, I don't know.
He's just there to party and hang out.
Which I think the general consensus.
And then the other guys said that they didn't know where it was.
You know what drives me crazy?
I just hate the notion that there's all these guys flying in from different parts of the world and they don't meet.
Yeah.
Like you have a convention where people are not meeting up.
It felt very sparse.
Each place was huge, like mansion size.
Well, the other one was.
And there's like nobody there.
No, the one they didn't like me was jammed.
We were there pretty late, too.
But here's the good news.
Apparently, I don't know if this is a secret or not, but they had a president's meeting around the same time as my meeting, kind of as a fuck you to me, which I'm fine with, as long as the end game is the same.
And there was lots of unity at that.
Okay, cool.
And I think they made a little charter stating all the rules, and the charter says no Nazis and all that kind of stuff.
So I wasn't in control of it, but it happened, and that's all you can ask for, right?
That's awesome.
Yeah, one of the close friends of ours, I don't want to say his name, he's friendly with both, and he's trying to do the same thing, too.
And we did a little stream with the Prowboys before a couple days before.
And I don't know, a lot of guys, their hang-ups didn't seem like unsolvable.
here's a tough one to solve.
If a guy is disavowed from a chapter, Why do they say chapter instead of charter?
I think that might be a typo that's my fault.
Oops.
I think Hell's Angels say charter.
But anyway, if a guy's disavowed, he should be disavowed from the same club.
Because if you sit and work hard and decide this guy's out of New York and then he shows up in Jersey, that's a fuck you to New York.
So I get that.
I don't have an answer to that.
You're right.
I don't have to have an answer to that.
But what they do, I like what the Hell's Angels do, and I think clubs should look to other clubs for help with the rules, from Knights of Columbus to Hell's Angels.
And what the Hell's Angels do is, if a guy's voted out of his chapter, he cannot talk to any Hell's Angels for a year, and then he reapplies to that same spot to see if he's still disavowed.
If they say no a year later, you're out.
Oh, that seems fair.
Yeah.
Here you go.
Seems like a good rule.
Chapter versus charter is probably not even that interesting, actually.
A book is divided while charters a document.
What?
Oh, wait.
No, this one.
Localized groups are charters, and the first chapter established is the mother charter.
So the chapter should be like the main one in which.
I think they may be doing it that way, too.
Okay.
But, you know, these clubs attract alpha males, and alpha males, like wolves, wolves have to fight every day to maintain the alpha status.
So maybe fighting is an inevitable part of this.
I just gotta say, it's weird.
And a lot of times when they say to me, too, they're like, good.
I'm glad you're out, you fag.
I'm kicked out of a club for my own club for being gay.
What's 3-3?
This is a funny little Proud Boy sketch.
Actually, I'm not sure Godzilla is destroying that hat.
One deck, I think it's the Proud Boy.
What are you talking about?
How do we know that's Godzilla up there and not 10,000 Proud Boys in a trench cup?
This is slightly off topic, but SPLC is getting sued again.
This one seems very legit.
So this guy started this group called Ice Voice where they try to get bad men deported.
Here, go to 4-5.
We're now way off topic, but whatever.
This woman was beheaded by a shithead illegal immigrant, right?
And he's still wandering around.
So this guy with the ICE voice is trying to help ICE facilitate the removal of illegal aliens.
Go down?
No, not that.
That's the guy.
Jose Landeta Solano from Venezuela.
Into the country to tourists 10 years ago and never left.
Okay, so he has been apprehended.
But if you go back to 3-4, this dude who started the group because of this, 21 years ago, Dustin and a 16-year-old boy, lost his life to a Mexican illegal alien.
That alien is still a wanted fugitive.
Under the Trump administration, the Ice Voice office was established to help victims of illegal aliens.
Dustin's killer appear on its most wanted list.
In one of his numerous acts of calculated cruelty, Biden shut down Ice Voice.
Yes, sorry.
So it was Trump who started Ice Voice.
Biden shut it down.
But this guy who started the Dustin Iman Society for that 16-year-old boy.
And the SPLC listed it as a fucking hate group.
And if you recall, the Family Research Council, who was listed as a hate group on the SPLC site, was a victim of a psychotic liberal terrorist who went there to shoot and kill everyone because he thought they were homophobes.
And in his backpack, he brought a Chick-fil-A sandwich because he thinks Chick-fil-A is homophobic.
He was going to stick in their dead bodies in their mouths.
Luckily, a black security guard showed up, stopped him, disarmed him, got shot for it.
So the SPLC got a black man shot.
Anyway, these admissions taken together show that the defendant SPLC not only fails to investigate or have expertise at all on groups of monitors, but instead shows reckless disregard for the truth and does not appear to perform any fact-finding at all, the complaint charges.
So this could revive my case.
And then I thought this was a fucking crazy little nugget that says a lot about the left.
Last year, the SPLC announced it would stop monitoring black racial separatist groups because, quote, black separatism was born out of valid anger against very real historical and systemic oppression.
And the SPLC was adopting, quote, an understanding of racism grounded in nuance and the realities of racial power dynamics.
Was that meant?
Was that black racism?
What that meant was that black racism wasn't racist.
So it's okay.
That's why the riots and BLM and Antifa burning down the place was perfectly justified.
Okay, so by that logic, if there was election fraud, then January 6th was justified.
That's the game we're playing.
Nick Ox is taking a plea.
The founder of the Proud Boys chapter in Hawaii, who stormed the Capitol.
Look at the way he's writing.
Who stormed the Capitol has pleaded guilty to felony obstruction of an official proceeding and faces 20 years in prison.
You spoke to him about this, Ryan, right?
Yeah.
I don't know.
He said there were some things he couldn't mention.
Well, I'll tell you what the rumors are.
And what I've heard is that they said we're going to add charges if you take this to trial.
So in America, just like I was saying, America is founded on democracy, it's also founded on a strong justice system.
And in the justice system, if you're innocent, then you go to court, present your case, and then you're found innocent.
Nick should be charged with trespassing.
He should get a $1,000 fine and call it a misdemeanor.
But they're charging him and then saying, if you don't take this plea, we're going to add charges.
Does that sound like America to you?
It sounds like Stalinism to me.
It sounds like the Soviet Union.
Say, admit that you did this.
Or it's going to get much worse.
Okay.
How are we doing for time here?
I'm coming up in an hour.
I think that's it for that stuff.
Should we do a quick LGBT?
No.
Yeah, let's just do a quick LGBT.
We can do that, and we will do that.
Good.
And it's starting now.
And keep it short.
Why are you?
I felt ugly.
I felt gay.
And then we fell in love.
And then they eat.
That's enough.
Drag Queen still going strong?
I gotta admit, I'm kind of surprised.
Like, we keep discovering that these people are pedophiles or disproportionately grooming young people.
And you'd go, well, take the L left and don't do that again.
But it's still going strong.
Isn't that weird?
Look at this.
Look at my ass.
He's wearing a thong and he's showing it to a child.
And then he's wagging his legs up and down in and out with his tits hanging out.
Like, that would get your ass kicked in my day.
Oh, my God, yeah.
No, you would be, like, strung up in public to be an example of.
Get that kid's body language.
Some dude with fake tits comes up and starts shoving his ass in your kid's face.
No, we give him money to give the guy.
The body language of the kid is very telling, too.
Facing towards the mother, but looking into the right, pure fascination.
It's called a defensive stance.
He's ready to get the fuck out of there.
Right.
Yeah, he gave the money like when you're feeding a goat and you're a kid and you're afraid of getting bit.
Yeah, yeah.
He's like, here, take it, get the fuck out of here.
It's a justified fear.
One time we were at a petting zoo and my boy was like four and he was giving the pig grain and the pig bit his fingers.
And I thought, well, I was trusting everyone because it said petting zoo.
But then I thought, did I almost get my son's fingers bitten off?
Wait.
This is blasphemous, but very funny.
I'm offended and amused at the same time.
Fuck.
Here's some kid, black kid, clearly being brainwashed.
And you'll notice when parents talk to their trans kids, you can hear this tone of say it like we told you to say it.
And shit, the kid's adopted.
So he's just like, I don't want to go back to the orphanage.
I'll say whatever you want.
Yeah, I'm a chick.
I'll wear a dress, sure.
At least I got three hots in a cot.
This is a Telegram link opening right now.
It reminds me, too.
Remember those lesbians that adopted like 10 black kids and ended up driving them all off a cliff?
I should have made my pocket square yellow.
I'm sorry about that, guys.
Is that like a nod to Proud Boys Colors?
I don't know.
Let me see.
I'm still getting it ready.
What is taking you so fucking long?
It has to open in Telegram.
It's a Telegram link.
Oh.
Get out.
I don't wag your shit on camera.
I pull up and do this shit, man.
What them niggas say?
No faking.
No faking.
Are you sure you clicked the right link?
And it's Tommy Robinson's?
Yeah.
Well, here, go into Tommy Robinson's getter.
Okay.
And look up the words physically sick because you need to see this video.
I'm sorry, I don't know what happened there.
Well, pull it up live.
Let's look at it.
I think it's about a day or two old.
He posts a lot.
He's a busy boy.
Why is your computer so slow?
I'd be repping gay games.
No, you'll see it's a video.
Wait.
You gotta see him say this makes me sick.
No, no, no.
No, no.
No.
Wait, what is that one?
There's more.
Oh my god.
It just won't quit.
Accidentally stumbling across more examples.
That's another important detail, by the way.
If you show up to one of these things, please do not say faggot.
That totally justifies what they're doing.
Their whole argument is that there's lots of homophobia around, and we need to combat it.
So when you say faggot, you're confirming that there is homophobia.
Yeah, there we go.
Do you want to talk about gender today?
Yes.
So what is gender to you?
Like my birth parents said that I was a girl, but they made a mistake.
Yeah, us too.
Yeah.
Right?
So your mommy and I, we assumed that you were a girl.
But then when did you set a straight girl?
Well, I was at least like five or six.
But it started before that.
You kept sending us signals.
You take, sometimes I want to be a boy.
Sometimes I want to be a girl.
Sometimes it doesn't seem like it.
I want to be a girl or a boy.
So what are you?
My mind.
Good morning.
And how do you feel about being momby?
Good.
Your mom and I have tried our best to support you and make that like something that's celebrated in our household.
Have you ever spoken to your pronouns about your gender?
What have you told them?
I told them my pronouns.
My name.
What are your pronouns important to you?
It'd be like if I just was like, I can't remember your name.
I'm just going to call you Juzy.
That wouldn't be so cool, would it?
If you ever forget somebody's name, you can answer them.
Yeah, if you forgot their name, you can ask them.
Or if you don't know somebody's pronouns, you can ask them, right?
Yeah, so this name is very important.
Yeah.
It represents you, right?
Yeah.
Like, how did it feel to be able to share your story?
Objection, leading the witness.
Yeah.
It's weird that that's not edited for our side.
That's their propaganda they're putting out.
You'd think they'd want to hide something like that.
I mean, that was glaringly obvious what was going on there.
Here's a spooky one.
In the need to be as politically correct as possible, a teacher tells her class that it's okay to fuck kids.
Texas teacher was fired for telling students, don't judge people for wanting to have sex with five-year-olds and ask them to call pedophiles minor attractive persons.
You know what's amazing about this too?
She just ruined her family's life.
Right, yeah, true.
Like, her son will...
Here, go full screen on that.
You're all about the blight.
Stop this.
D-A-A.
We're not going to call them that.
We're going to call them maps.
No.
Modern attractive persons.
So don't judge people just because I want to have sex with a five-year-old.
Stop calling them that.
You're all about to blame.
Stop this.
D-A-A.
If there's one person you should be judging in this world, it's a pedophile.
Even the Bible will say, yeah, you can cast the first stone.
Judge, that less be judged.
Unless it's the pedophile.
Cast away.
Obviously.
3-0, we have Chloe Cole.
Whoa.
What?
Her kids are like five.
Yeah, not good.
That's 100%.
Not good.
Oh, my.
I'm all for being open-minded.
This is an exception to the rule.
Do you favor?
Just stay there, lady.
I'm going to judge you.
Call me a radical right-wing lunatic.
I'm judging your ass.
Home of the Cougars.
Well, that explains it.
Yeah, I like this chick, Chloe Cole.
She argues online a lot about, she's against puberty blockers and tit removal, eating the teats.
And I saw one tweet, she's arguing with someone, and she just goes, yeah, I just want my tits back, which I'm not going to get.
So that's really unfortunate.
Like, she was pushed, pretty girl, too.
She was pushed into malehood when she was about 12.
Isn't that fucking bizarre?
I just want my tits back, Don, but that ain't happening.
If wanting to end child castration is drinking the lemonade, then I'll set up a stand.
This is what it looks like when Don Ennis tries to, quote-unquote, help me.
Don Ennis is a trans writer who did a big piece on her and said, she's the left's darling because she was on Laura Ingram, this girl, Chloe Cole.
Well, yeah, no one else wants to talk to me.
MSNBC isn't having me on.
I thought you were pursuing trans equality and advocating for marginalized youth.
Who cares if we call it bottom surgery or vagina plastic or top surgery?
What does it matter?
It matters because there are euphemisms.
That doesn't make me the author of what you call ideologies.
So what's wrong with euphemism?
Have you ever read 1984?
It lays out exactly what happened with these experiments.
Anyway, you get the idea.
Check into her.
She's fighting the good fight.
Like, I don't even understand the concept of puberty blockers.
You don't want to grow pubes?
How does that help?
You know what happens to the penis, right?
You have a little kid penis.
You don't go through puberty.
You still have a little kid penis.
So you're an adult male, like this, with a little tiny dick.
A weird little dick, dude.
Not a short dick.
A child's penis.
Skinny and short and small.
Don't sound like mine.
And then you have, so you have your fake tit.
You're male, right?
Cis male.
You've got these fake tits, and you go, gee, thank God I have a tiny dick and not a reasonable sized dick.
How did that help?
Well, it confuses them to go through puberty.
What?
So you give a girl puberty blockers and what?
She doesn't menstruate?
Is that less confusing than menstruating?
What a weird thing to do.
Permanent damage to your body so you don't menstruate.
And where's all the evidence that this helps them feel better?
You know what I mean?
Weird.
I swear to God, if it's the last thing I do, I'm going to get my hands around your throat.
Funny little moment with Ethan Klein talking to Cathols, who is the one who had that Takiwi Farms shutdown for doxing and harassment.
Yeah, I believe they were doxing and harassing pedophiles who were sending hormone blockers to little kids illegally without the parents' consent.
So that's pretty bad, right?
And so that's who he's about to say goodbye to.
But he accidentally said yes, sir, to the guy.
It is.
Well, let's just hope this is the start.
Yes, sir.
Yes, ma'am.
And so Twitch guys.
Oh, it is.
Well, let's just hope this is the start.
Yes, sir.
Yes, ma'am.
That happened to me, actually.
Oh, I know, me too.
Really?
Isn't it the worst thing?
No, it's definitely not the worst.
When you call a woman, yes, sir, it feels very worst.
No, I mean, I did it to a tranny.
Oh.
We were at a diner, and it's clearly a man that wanted to be a woman, long hair.
And I said, thank you, sir.
Man.
Exactly like that, actually.
And I saw him go, march off.
I'm like, I'm not the bad guy here.
You played dress up.
I got your rules wrong.
You're the bad guy.
If I dress up as Batman and you accidentally call me Gavin, not Batman, I'm the bad guy.
Except it's not October 31st, so get my fucking food.
Dude, I was thinking the same thing.
There was this woman.
She was kind of an older woman.
And I'm in the x-ray thing at the airport.
And she said, put your hands up.
And I almost said, yes, sir.
And I said, yes.
And then just stopped it.
And I was like, and I thought to myself, living in the south, that must be hard.
Because my immediate reaction is, yes, sir.
And then I just went.
All right, let's do the mailbag.
Okay.
If you wish.
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
Let me touch it.
Doodle doodle doo, doo-doo-doo.
This is weird.
Oh, I know.
Why?
I think I know why.
Sometimes you have something in the search bar, and then it pulls up all these emails from like three years ago.
And you go, I haven't had a letter in three years.
Uh-oh.
I got to plug it in here.
Plug it in.
Plug it.
Did you steal my charger?
Yes, I did.
Oh, fuck.
That was very inconsiderate.
That was a shitty thing that I did.
That's correct.
And I was even looking at it in my bag going, wow, that was a really shitty thing to do.
I have a phone, too.
I didn't know I could be so shitty.
Didn't you have no phone on the way up?
I had no AirPods on the way up, so I read Dostoevsky, and I'm still reading it now.
Pretty good guy.
He's good.
Yeah, he's pretty good at writing.
Yeah.
And now I'm struggling to learn which translation I should be reading because there's a couple of, there's like five main ones.
And I want to get it as Russian and Dostoevsky as possible because he had kind of idiosyncrasies or whatever.
So I want to.
You know what I wish that book had?
An index.
This one does.
Where you go to the back and it's of Kozlanov.
And it has a drawing of a guy with a beard, and it's like, first guy who murdered his mom.
Yes.
And then Shlupenplav, the police officer who arrested Kozmanov.
Because all those Russian names, I just, I kept forgetting who's who.
Vlitsimbov and Duvanov and Sritzelkov.
Where I got confused, they don't even tell you this, but first the character's Alexei, but then this Alexi or something, a totally different spelling.
And that's the same guy.
It's just I had to Google it, and it was like, yeah, that's a nickname for Alexei.
I was like, well, fucking, hey, sir.
Put it in the index.
Put it in the picture cards at the back.
What he tends to do, though, when he says the full name.
So even though you know it's Dimitri Karamazov, they still say the full name.
So that way, in the future, when they, I don't know, but he says the full name of the person.
Like every time.
Yeah, that book took so long for me to read.
When I bought it, it was like this thick.
By the time I was done, it was a ball.
Because of the paging and holding it forever.
It was spherical.
That's sick.
But yeah, those Russians know how to scribe a tale.
I haven't read it for fucking 30 years.
It's about a murder, right?
Apparently, it's about a murder, a trial, freedom.
I haven't gotten to that part yet.
I bet you'll be reading it, and it'll sound more fair than what the Jan 6 guys and the Prowboys go through.
Like that.
Wait, you got to do this.
This was go to 4-0.
I was looking at Max and John's.
Remember, we have it on the site, their appeal.
And it was three black judges, three women, who've totally fucked up the appeal.
They got Max and John confused, and they were rolling their eyes half the time.
And then there was the Asian guy who just left like a third of the way in.
And I'm looking at the three black female judges going, what are the odds they're there because of affirmative action?
And what are the odds they're there for meritocracy because they're just hardworking people?
Because we know black female judges tend to be really qualified and are never just the result of some bullshit policy.
And then when I saw this woman, I was like, is this the kind of person that decides Max and John's fate?
Someone is complaining about her.
I think the guy might be homosexual.
And she calls them gay racist faggots.
And she also adds that being gay is an abomination to mankind.
The Holy Ghost going get them.
She's also said litigants were liars if they have a Spanish sounding name.
Because Spanish people, so that's Colombians, Mexicans, all these different type of criminals, they have a deceitful trait that goes back to biblical times.
Huh.
That's a judge.
Judge hates white people.
She hates gay racist faggots.
And she thinks that Hispanics are natural liars.
You know what I heard from a cop once?
He said, yeah, Hispanics always flip.
Wow.
He goes, blacks, they'll hold out before ratting on their friends, but Hispanics, I can get them to flip in seconds.
Wow.
They don't even need encouraging.
They just hear that it's a better deal and boom.
Funny the things you hear when you listen to cops talk to cops.
Okay, glad you didn't go to jail for those warrants.
Isn't that the thing, though?
You didn't tell us what happened, so everyone drew conclusions, but a number of us drew the conclusion that it was one of those Gavin pranks because if something really bad happens, wouldn't Ryan announce it?
I just listened to the wrong opinion Josh interview with Owen.
Here are a few things I gathered.
Owen is a comedic policeman.
Owen says he cares, but not enough to find out more information on his own before blabbing to his viewers to create more content.
Owen is jealous of Gavin's wealth because Gavin has been more career successful than he has, but also doesn't seem to listen to Gavin enough to know how he became wealthy.
I started one of the largest media companies in the world and sold my shares at their peak.
That got me some scratch.
I sold an ad agency to Havas, one of the biggest ad agencies in the world.
That helped.
I bought a penthouse apartment at the peak of the real estate boom, Or, sorry, sold it at the peak right before Trump.
And also, we have 25,000 people spending $10 a month.
What's the confusion here?
And that's what's weird.
People say I stole money from the SPLC thing.
That money's there.
Talk to Ron Coleman.
And that's not that much money either for me living off for many years with my entire family.
The $17,000 donated to Proud Boys, was that including the art the art octopus.
Okay.
That's already given to Zenoa.
Right.
That's liquid money in her pocket, helping the kids.
Yeah.
I guess I should go back to doing those.
It's just hard.
I don't know if I have the octopus skills to draw, take super chats.
Plus, to be totally honest, it was a massive pain in the ass putting those things, the drawings in with the cardboard, sealing it up, getting all the addresses correct, going to the post office.
I remember after the shows, you would just be doing that.
It took me, like, it would take about an entire day at least.
And dealing with the complaints, and this is late, or I got the wrong one or some shit.
And then the platform banned us, so I don't even know if we had a platform last I checked, right?
Yeah.
Or do we?
I don't know.
I'd rather just give my own money than sell drawings.
Cameo was perfect.
Cameo was just, I would just sit down on my phone, make a funny face, whatever, and boom, a check would go to Zenoa.
But, what was his name, Ian Cox?
Look up the Vice article that says the founder of the Proud Boys, who are January 6th, is still on Cameo.
He got that shut down.
He lost Zenoa.
Dude, I think we were raising like $2,000 a month.
That's not bad.
That's a lot of scratch for a single mom with three kids.
There's a couple.
The Bears are spies on the censored network and how they suck at spying.
Yep.
So let's see his name.
Joseph Cox.
Joseph Cox.
Joseph, I think about you a lot.
Every time I look at Zenoa's kids, I remember Joseph Cox.
Although I did just forget his name.
Owen runs a new age pyramid scheme that's not shaped like a pyramid.
Basically, it's donate to Barteri, but I cannot have you live there for the safety of my family, but it's yours too, but you're not on the deed.
Owen thinks that money Gavin raises for the guys in lockup might be a scam.
Also, if you have a theory like that that I'm ripping off all these money, you can talk to Max and John.
They're on JPEG.
Their numbers, their address is public information.
Oh, this guy looks like a weasel.
He's one of those short alpha male, I mean, beta male British guys who has skinny arms.
France is full of them.
Fucking douche.
Might be a scam.
Mr. Sally Struthers himself.
Here's one thing I don't get, and I want to drop the subject of this guy.
I'm never speaking to him again.
But we did show that documentary here on the show, right?
Where people were there building cabins.
So one side of the story is that he took the money and just kept it for himself.
The other side is that Bear Terry exists.
I guess the million-dollar question is, can you show up and stay in one of those cabins?
The only way to find out would be to come a bear.
Hey, I'm fag bear.
Can I come stay at the cabin?
Someone sends an article going, this sounds like bullshit.
Man murdered wife, shot daughter after being sucked down cue rabbit hole, family confirms.
Well, this is a very convenient narrative because if you can prove something like this, then the next step is, this is why we have to ban right-wing media.
It saves lives.
These people become murderers after they follow Trump.
So let's make supporting Trump the same as QAnon.
And then once we establish that, we can ban everything right wing because it's QAnon related and QAnon leads to death.
QAnon doesn't say kill your...
It's like I was.
Columbine was inspired by Dancing Queen by ABBA.
It's like, that's weird.
They never mentioned killing people.
And for the 10 billionth time, we can't even find QAnon.
It's not like a Twitter feed.
Someone's mad at me for saying I don't get colonization.
It sounds like liberal stuff.
He goes, just buying stuff doesn't cut it.
Colonization is a way to make sure you have reliable access not only to the supplies you want, but the systems that produce them.
It is a way to establish sovereign control and financial accounting, and it makes it way cheaper to get that stuff.
The East India Company almost single-handedly reversed the trend of gold and silver being drained to the East, something that had been happening since Roman times.
That's an interesting point.
So there's a mine in Brazil or even South Africa, and the Chinese are mining it, and they're getting all the diamonds.
We should get it.
Like, if you don't colonize, someone else will.
It could be a baddie.
Something that had been happening since Roman times and produced a monumental boom back in Europe, especially England.
Had this not happened, today we could have lived in a world of Chinese supremacy.
Besides, we're talking the era of wooden ships.
You need to be able to defend your traders from hostiles, so you might as well build some bases and take over.
One of your problems with colonization is that it Africanizes and Arabizes Europe, but this is a very recent phenomenon that's left.
And then he says, beyond all that, you've got to admit it's a pretty cool expression of the male drive.
Show the picture that comes with this, Ryan.
It's something that only people with a winner's mindset can do and has allowed Europe to enjoy dominion over most of the world.
I know, I know, but I just look at that map and I go, I don't want that.
I don't want Africa.
I don't want South America.
I definitely don't want the Middle East or India.
I'll take New Zealand and Australia, I guess.
They're pretty cool.
I want South Africa, I guess.
The rest can go fuck themselves.
The Vegas show.
Hey, Gavin, team, I had the opportunity to attend the Vegas show, and I'm glad I brought the good tickets.
Unfortunately, nobody bonked the Jew-obsessed dudes in the back.
Oh, some guy yelled out $6 million wasn't enough when I was doing a Jewish joke.
But it was pretty funny despite the troll.
I don't think the Prowboys in Vegas understand the top button thing.
My buddies and I have been doing the top button since before the club.
It didn't originate with the club.
Well, mods used to button their top button on their polos.
I brought a family member who knows nothing about the culture, which was half the entertainment for me to totally expose a family member to the culture with no prior warning.
It was fantastic.
We skipped out on the selfies, but I'm sure my phone will be really disappointed.
Oh, yeah, there's two guys that got tattooed.
Well, a man and a woman couple that got tattoos.
Did you see those?
Yeah.
So did they show up at the thing?
Yeah, they did.
They didn't know how to redeem it, no.
So I'm going to reimburse them and then just.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, maybe they got confused.
When they bought the ticket, they were like, I guess that's it for us, but they should have showed them at the gate.
Here's the picture.
Wait, no, no, I'm not refunding.
If you bought your ticket and then you want it refunded because you have the ego tattoo, that's a no.
If you get to the door and you show your ego tattoo and they say no, you can't come in, that I'll refund.
I'll ask them.
She took some liberties.
Yeah, because I was very strict about it in Orlando.
Yeah, that's not the exact tattoo, but we'll take it.
He's got the sparkle.
Stupid angle on the abortion thing, says this guy.
And he says, what if they are pressuring for day of birth operations just so they can experiment on human fetuses?
The more they can convince the public to separate it from being an actual baby, the more likely they can convince them to allow for science to mess with it.
I would have called you a nut six years ago.
Not today.
I am totally okay with that theory.
I think it's totally possible.
Six years ago, I would have said, no, no, no, that's crazy.
No one's doing experiments on babies.
It's just what, and this is, still part of me thinks this is the most likely thing.
The left are so arrogant and they hate us so much that they take our worst case scenario and they own it.
Yeah.
Oh, you're gay?
Okay, but are you going to start grooming kids?
Yeah, I am, actually.
I'm going to call them minor attracted persons.
Don't say the word pedophile.
Like that woman, that teacher.
I don't think she's a pedophile.
I think she was trying to shock us and be so outside the box.
And Beto O'Rourke did it too.
He goes, yeah, we are coming for your guns.
We're going to take them.
And I think with that, we said, okay, well, I know you want to have an abortion, but can we at least say no to 27 weeks or at least no third trimester?
And so to spite us, they go, no, we're not saying no to that.
We're saying yes to that.
Third trimester is no problem.
The day it's born, you can get an abortion.
It's a fuck you.
I'd say 85%.
That's what it is.
But I think there's a 15% chance this guy's right.
I mean, we caught them selling them, right?
In Britain, we caught them using abortions to heat the building.
They were being used as firewood.
Oh, my.
What?
Yes.
I must have missed that one or purposely forgot it because that's horrific.
Yeah.
Look it up.
Hospital, UK Bio-Waste, Babies, Heating.
Paul Joseph Watson broke it.
This guy wants fanny pack advice.
I think the only way you can pull off a fanny pack.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
Telegraph is reported that in the United Kingdom, bodies of more than 15,000 aborted and miscarried babies have been burned in incinerators over the past two years.
Wow.
That turns my stomach in a way that it's never turned before.
So this guy wants fanny pack advice.
And here's my two cents.
You can wear a fanny pack if it's silly.
So you have red shorts on, chucks, low-cut chucks with no socks.
The fanny pack says USA on it.
Maybe a tank top with Budweiser on it.
And maybe a hat, a baseball hat that says NASCAR.
That's fine.
You cannot wear a fanny pack business casual like a cool leather one.
Yeah, I'm not sure I can support Joe on that.
I wonder what's in there, though.
Thank God I didn't go with him and Kumia to one of the biggest fights of the year so I could go to a meeting where people say, who the fuck let you in?
We did go to Nobu.
That shit ruled.
Yeah, like Kumia's seat was like three back.
Yeah.
He's going to be in the next meme of Rogan going.
Fuck.
Fucking Mark Wahlberg was there, fuck.
Fucking Mark Wahlberry, fuck.
I saw some meme going around of Calvin Klein 1992, Calvin Klein, 2022.
And the 1992 is Mark Wahlberg and Kate Moss with their shirts off wearing Calvin Klein like this.
They both look like Aryan superheroes.
And then the modern one was some fucking brown tranny guy with huge tits and some other fucking humpty-dumpty.
There we go.
Big fucking tits.
Did we drop that this time?
That did not make an appearance this show, right?
The big fucking tits?
The crowd was waiting for it.
What do you mean, like on stage?
Yeah, was that said?
No, he did it in the podcast.
I don't think we're going to do the podcast next time.
Okay.
We'll still do the meet and greet, but it's really anticlimactic to have three guys come out and give their best material, and then I end with my whole slam dunk thing.
Yeah!
And then you come out and sit down and just natter.
I don't know.
Maybe do the podcast first.
But then that's getting off the stage.
No, it's better to do a stand-up set and have jokes you've been working on.
Bing, bang, boom.
You know, I think it would be cool.
Backstage, we'll get you a little set up so you could do a podcast, decompress, and talk, and then we can get a little bit of a push-up.
That's not a bad idea.
Yeah, and then have it somewhere else.
Sure, that works.
But yeah, I don't know.
And then we said, well, we'll do a Q ⁇ A. No one had any questions.
No one was asking if bum bags in Australia are acceptable.
Okay, we'll end with this one.
As we said earlier, Woman King defending slavery gets 100% on the tomato meter.
I think it's the Tom-anometer.
All right, let's do the...
What did you call it?
Tomatometer?
Tomometer.
Yeah, you're right.
Let's get down to some fucking final vids.
This is one of the most beautiful knockouts I've ever seen in my life.
This knockout is a knockout.
This is a knockout of a knockout.
What?
Did I hear someone talk about did poo-poo?
By the way, wait, before you show this, there's a moral here.
You'll notice I've seen this a few times.
The guy with the biggest mouth talking the most shit is the one who gets laid out.
Well, I just gave away the ending.
Uh-oh.
They've got kind of Northern English accents, I think.
You got your fucking nose.
Get the fucking cutscene.
Get the fuck off.
I'll mock you in the next week.
You cut.
That's my line.
You moved to the rear for a fucking bat anoint.
I'll knock you in the next week.
It's a laugh, too.
I'm with you.
Your kids are over there.
No, fuck off.
Go away.
You moved over here for a fucking bad night.
We'll get the fuck out of my head.
Holy cow.
Holy cow.
Good night.
I love when guys just walk away after a knockout, too.
It's so cool.
*Fucking fat noise* *Fucking fat noise* *Fucking fat noise* *Fucking fat noise* Anyway, I'm outta here.
*Fucking fat noise*
I hope when you see someone knocked out, too, and everyone starts trying to pick him up.
Yeah.
He's just going to fall again.
Just leave him be there.
Yeah, check his pulse.
It's kind of a bro instinct here where he's falling and you're like, I don't know if he tried.
Is that another punch?
He doesn't know that it was successful.
It just happened a nanosecond ago.
He's making sure the guy's out.
And he's out for a week.
Fuck.
All right, lads.
So I guess we'll see you tomorrow night, 8 to 10, the live show.
Exciting.
And shit like that.
Until then, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
Oh yes, till I'm dead I swear to God I'll do it my way.
Pride it all my life now every day is Friday.
Independent legend unheard of at my age.
Middle finger flipping got scribbles on my face.
I will not go mainstream dog, you know I hate pop.
I'll be screaming, the industry is.
To my face, pop.
No one knows your name, that's why you always got the name.
Middle fingers, in the face.
I ain't gonna chill, homie, what now?
I'm so the biggest in the f found.
I'm a nigga independent with much more.
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