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Sept. 9, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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GOML LIVE #164 - 50 RAPPERS

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	And it's the same beat, right?
	Yes, the whole time through And it's based on a really old beat but uh what the fuck what the fuck Maddie what was that beat that uh that Biggie Smalls did this is based on Maddie?
	He knows hip-hop So he didn't mention it earlier you just thought like Maddie will know yeah wait your mic is mics Ryan gets dumber every day Yo Batty what's that beat that the Biggie Smiles took in in 1990?
	He knows like all the rappers in this That doesn't mean he knows all the beats and he doesn't know all the rappers in this Hey, we've got no audio here.
	It's already a terrible show.
	You look ridiculous.
	You look like a gay workout assistant.
	So it's just guys showcasing their terrible poetry.
	Isn't it weird that rap is guys doing poetry who don't read?
	It's like watching people play air guitar.
	You're watching someone pretend to know a thing that's not really their forte revolutionary philosopher with supermacy 40 rappers in this song They all say the same thing mostly now my screen's black.
	Oh, there we go Check it again Mike it's always about it's always about me too.
	I'm a survivor me me me I didn't ask you about you shouldn't you have been doing a test before we started the show All right, So we have no Matty.
	We'll just have him here.
	The good news is he's gorgeous.
	So we'll just have him here for aesthetics.
	I'm not going to turn this song off.
	I want it to go for 40 minutes.
	Ladies and gentlemen, the most popular mime in New Rochelle, Matty O'Dell.
	Man, he never talks.
	He took a vow of silence several years ago.
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	I think that might Oh Wait Wait, what's happening?
	Ryan's learning so much about his job right now, live.
	Well, I've never dealt with the power outage things that have been going on.
	It's possible it blew it.
	Because that I think is a phantom-powered mic.
	And so it's possible it got overloaded and blue.
	So we can plug it into the...
	Okay, I hate your theory.
	I think it's retarded.
	Hello?
	Yes.
	This one works?
	Okay.
	The mic blew from the power outage.
	No one was using it.
	It's just sitting there.
	Dying from power.
	Oh, wait.
	There's a fast rapper talking.
	Who's that?
	Oh, I remember him.
	I think it really came out in the early 90s.
	And it was kind of a joke.
	It's like a dumb gimmick.
	But if you're in rap and you just stick around, eventually you're going to have credibility.
	That's just the way it works.
	You've been here forever.
	You're in.
	Hey, huh.
	This guy's weird.
	forward in the streets Walking any club in New York with no ID.
	Is there a theme here?
	Like, are they all New Yorkers?
	No, no.
	I'm a member man.
	I kicked shooters behind.
	Oh, my God.
	And you know what's amazing about this song is you know how we know about it.
	Ryan's mom.
	Yes.
	Ryan's Puerto Rican mom goes like, yo, Ryan, you gotta shut.
	Motherfucker's rolling deep.
	We got 40 motherfucking rappers doing they shit.
	Right, Ryan?
	Yeah.
	She didn't say it quite like that.
	Your mom's what?
	My age?
	I don't think so.
	45?
	No, she's like 60-something.
	What?
	Yeah.
	Is she really?
	I think she's 61?
	61?
	She had you at 30?
	I think she had me when I was like, when she was 27.
	That's like a Puerto Rican 82.
	Yeah, yeah, she was a latecomer.
	Holy shit.
	So she's 60-something and she's like, Ryan, she hears this rap and she hears all these rappers and she's like, I got to text my son.
	I can't believe how many rappers are crammed into this song.
	Yeah.
	I think maybe because I liked rap back in the Dizzy that she was like, check this out.
	Got Ice Cube in there.
	It's got Melly Mel.
	Oh, who's that?
	Is that Iced T?
	That's Ice T. Turn it up.
	That means you gay.
	White teas and homicide.
	So did he write that little rhyme for this particular jam?
	Trick trick, I can't see your face.
	You're a little dark.
	Yeah, they don't pick up well on camera.
	Rappers, I mean.
	Are there 40 rappers in the world?
	What was the other song?
	You said there's another song that's like an hour?
	How many rappers that got?
	That's got 101 rappers.
	Anyway, let's start the show.
	Welcome, Maddie Odell.
	I'm glad you finally got a mic.
	Yes, you can hear me now.
	It's good to be seen.
	Glad to be back.
	Loud and clear, actually.
	Allegedly, your previous mic blew out from a power shortage we had today, which is the only thing I could think of.
	I mean, I just, this is what I do.
	Something new happens, I say, it's possible.
	It could be the new thing that happens.
	Because this is a new phenomenon.
	All right.
	Anyway.
	Anywho.
	As you know, the way things go here, we do the first part of the show for free.
	I used to try to keep it to half an hour, but it usually ends up being an hour of free shit.
	So you can see what you're missing.
	But it's a very misleading taste because this is a very atypical show.
	Usually I'm wearing a suit.
	Usually we have our intro, our guest.
	We have regimented sections.
	We have a green screen.
	We do the mailbag.
	This show is nothing like those shows.
	This show is a very unique show, and it is the one in five times a week we talk to the people and we hear what they have to say.
	They can give me shit.
	They can correct mistakes.
	It's really the people show.
	And it's an easy show to prepare for because it's you, the viewer, the baby monsters that are in control.
	So on this show, we're going to have the live chat here.
	And I'm sick of you having to make dumb graphics.
	What?
	I'm sick of you having to make dumb graphics for it.
	So I told you like two weeks ago that this better be a live super chat.
	Are we revealing super chats now or starting the show?
	Because they're two different setups back here.
	We don't really start the show on these shows.
	Okay.
	So let's reveal the super chat now.
	Going to and candid.
	And I said to the tech guy, I go, we have these people raising money for Max and John because we want them to have money when they get out.
	We no longer need money for their appeal.
	Their appeals didn't work.
	If you recall, Max and John are the proud boys who got in a fight with Antifa did four fucking years.
	They did a bunch of courses and classes and they got tons of early time.
	That was flushed down the toilet for no reason.
	So back to the full sentence, despite doing all the classes and all the shit.
	And I want them to have some cash when they graduate.
	So I asked the tech guy to work it out, and he said, I need to know when you started these super chats.
	We realized we started the super chats at the marathon, which was December 17th of last year.
	And the total, totally, total total we've raised so far is, I think, $16,754.
	So they get out, I think, in January, February.
	I think we can get that up to $30,000, getting $15,000 cash each.
	That takes the edge off, right?
	When you get out of helps, yeah.
	Maddie, you've been out of prison.
	Yeah.
	What did you usually have?
	You know, I had savings and people helped, definitely.
	But you got fucked over, too.
	Remember you came out and you lost that trailer?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I lost the last time.
	Probably was taken for about 60 grand.
	Oh, shit.
	Was that the CBD store?
	Well, part of that and personal belongings, motorcycles, trailers, stuff like that.
	It's gone.
	Gone.
	Irretrievable.
	Well, yeah.
	People got order protections for like 10 years, so it's not worth my freedom.
	You can't sue them or something?
	No.
	I'm not going to have any involvement with said individual.
	What a shitbag.
	Yeah.
	A drug addict, I assume.
	Yeah, he partied.
	He did his fair share of partying.
	So I thought it would be good for them to have money.
	John has plans.
	Thanks to this show, John has a job.
	I forget the name of the company, but it's in New Hampshire, I believe, a welding company.
	And like, we'll take him in.
	It's amazing.
	Maybe I shouldn't name the name of the company.
	That's his plan.
	Okay, there we go.
	Beautiful.
	So that total will stay the same this whole show.
	And we'll re-upp it the next show.
	So what you're really seeing is the total up until Thursday night at 8.
	Ryan, do you see a problem with this setup that you have?
	Is it too small?
	No.
	Okay.
	Let's see.
	The problems are, it could be more legible, but the most important problem is I don't know if Sammy Lowe or 44 Magnum Opus spent $1 or $1,000.
	That's my B. Hold on.
	Yeah.
	She says MSLK has the sprinkles.
	Okay.
	Now we're cooking with fire.
	Hot fire.
	Okay.
	So now, I don't want you being in control of this anymore because your tiny brain can't handle too many things.
	Correct.
	So this should be automated now.
	Automated.
	It is.
	It refreshes every feature.
	Hey, Maddie made the Panko chicken for the family tonight.
	Use a tomato chicken bouillon.
	And it turned out amazing, and everyone was a big fan.
	Thanks for the easy idea.
	MSLK has the sprinkles.
	Can you make a background for that?
	It's like white or red or something?
	So it stands out?
	Yeah, when you jump to Maddie, it becomes translucent.
	Okay, let me see.
	Like, look at that, Mess.
	I'm the punchline.
	Hear me roar.
	Spread my cheeks.
	Holy shit.
	What's your favorite sport in high school?
	What does that mean?
	When you were in high school, what was your favorite sport to play?
	I don't know.
	Or when you go to a high school to visit?
	I don't play.
	I never played sports in high school.
	I was punk.
	But now, I guess I would hope it would be baseball.
	Aesthetically, you've got to pull the blackout a little more here.
	Well, actually, just bring it to this line.
	To the halfway mark.
	Josh, you are shirking your journalistic integrity by not investigating Gavin's arrest.
	Is it FBI, CIA, or ATF?
	Who's Josh?
	Josh Denny?
	I guess somebody else was doing a show.
	Oh, it might have been LaCash.
	Josh, call Josh Denny now.
	Ask about his tweets about Gavin's arrest.
	So we will do our very best to make sure we acknowledge any contribution that is $100 or more.
	We can't guarantee we'll read the $5 ones.
	Dude, don't be fancy with faded shit.
	I'm just trying to give you that background you asked for.
	So that way you could see it on his screen.
	Yeah.
	But without it, it would look like this.
	I understand.
	But don't go translucent.
	You want hard?
	Yes, always hard.
	It would be opaque.
	That looks better.
	And we will also be taking calls tonight.
	I think a lot of people are mad at me, so we'll be hearing their side of the story.
	It's important when someone is expressing their side of the story that you give them the freedom to vent, the freedom to riot, as they would say.
	Like in Vice magazine, I used to respond to all the letters, and it became kind of morally wrong.
	Because these people want to say, fuck you, you fucked up.
	And to be in control of the magazine and then put in the response, like, you know, fuck you, you fucked up.
	You're like, it's shooting fish in a barrel.
	You should give these people the chance to vent.
	So we'll let people abuse me, I guess, about last week's shenanigans.
	And we'll also have the letters page.
	We got plenty of letters.
	Actually, weeks and weeks of fun mail.
	And of course, because we get so many letters, we get like hundreds a day, a lot get lost.
	So what I might do tonight is just sort of type in the word Maddie.
	Oh, here we go.
	And see how many emails we lost about fucking motorbikes and this shit.
	Woke liberals writing for the New York Times, New York Magazine, The Atlantic waste no time attacking the quote-unquote colonizer queen mere hours after her death, age 96, and hours after Twitter took down vile post mocking monarch.
	She's a fucking bitch, Queen Elizabeth.
	It's funny too because we're at an Irish bar usually, and our Irish buddies are very happy about her death.
	So we're seeing like these black ingrates bitch about it, but we're also seeing genuine beef from the Irish.
	I used to hate the queen because you're supposed to if you're into punk, but I don't know.
	I saw her enemies, the people who hate her, and I was like, I like her.
	She's got sass.
	She's got some spunk.
	She did the same job for 70 years.
	Yeah.
	Got paid lovely, too.
	What?
	Got paid lovely.
	Well, yeah, I guess the Scots were supposed to hate her.
	Yeah.
	I don't see it.
	Yeah, me neither.
	Ryan, can you move Maddie?
	Like, he's scrunched up against that thing.
	I'm like, he can move, but maybe you can move him.
	But someone pointed out, they go, colonization was, a lot of colonization was British people saying to West Africans, please stop dealing in slavery.
	Please stop doing that.
	It's morally wrong.
	I don't want you doing that anymore.
	And like the fucking Dahomeys, Dahomey tribe, that new stupid action movie that's about female black African warriors, which is really about the Brits saying, can you guys stop murdering your countrymen and selling them to everyone?
	Like Brazil and Portugal?
	It's morally wrong.
	And then a woman recently pointed out, some young girl online, she goes, yeah, colonization was a humanitarian effort.
	It was improving the turd world.
	And this is something I've brought up a million times, and people always call me a moron for saying this, but why colonize?
	Why do it?
	Oh, you need to go get the oil and the spices.
	No, no, just buy those things.
	Like buy Saudi Arabia's oil.
	Buy the paprika from India.
	Show up in a boat, buy the shit, and then leave.
	Don't colonize.
	Because you look at Paris today, for example, and it's especially Marseille, where I may or may not have recently been.
	And you just see fucking all of the people from the colonies coming in and Africanizing it and Arabizing it and ruining it.
	Same with the Pakistani of Britain.
	All the Indians and the Pakistanis from the colonies come in and fuck it up.
	You're doing a Chicago show.
	Is it possible that Nick Fuentes might make a guest appearance?
	Sure.
	Does he do comedy?
	I don't know.
	Hey, Maddie.
	Wait, we already talked about that one, right?
	Yep.
	I am the punchline.
	Hear me roar, spread my cheeks, look, blah, blah, blah.
	What's your favorite sport?
	Josh, are you shrinking your joints by not investigating Gavin's arrest?
	Okay.
	So I want to open up the phone lines as soon as possible, but what do you think of my theory?
	Let's ask Ryan because he knows nothing.
	Why colonize, Ryan?
	Because you need more stuff.
	Why can't you just buy this stuff?
	Well, because they might not have the same respect the same currencies that you do.
	What?
	It's just gold and shit.
	I don't know what you mean.
	Well, colonizer.
	It's called trading.
	It also.
	You don't have Bitcoin.
	I think it allows you to spread religion and ideals.
	Yeah, don't do that.
	Do not spread Christianity across the world.
	Leave Christianity in the West.
	Do not go to Africa.
	Do not approach Aboriginals in Canada as a French priest and try to make them understand Jesus Christ.
	Jesus Christ!
	I am against missionaries.
	But they'll go to hell.
	No, they won't, first of all.
	And secondly, it's a fool's errand.
	Like, what about that stupid island that India owns where that guy died because he wanted to get an Instagram selfie?
	Sentinel Island.
	And every time you go near it, they throw spears at you.
	Should we go there and show them the power of Jesus Christ?
	Jesus Christ.
	No.
	We never should have colonized.
	Even with the Industrial Revolution in Britain when money was just fucking falling out of the sky, okay.
	Everyone on the island of Britain gets gold boots.
	Maybe a little heavy.
	Fine.
	You get a gold top hat.
	Every single person in Britain in 1850, at the peak of the Industrial Revolution, gets gold boots and a gold hat.
	You don't need to go to India and have a colony.
	I am against colonization.
	I'm an Antifa.
	PHAUP.com, FOP.com, invest in precious metals.
	This is not FOP.com.
	It's PHAUP.com.
	And we are at a point of incredible economic uncertainty.
	We do not know what is going on with this country.
	And Joe Biden gets worse every day.
	He's printing money.
	We're talking about the Green New Deal, where every building in New York City has to be somehow green.
	I guess they knock down the non-green buildings and they rebuild ones that can grow alfalfa sprouts on the side.
	It's an intense tsunami of American retardation.
	We abandoned the gold standard.
	The feds have been on the loose ever since, overprinting money, turning it to garbage.
	It makes sense to hedge your bets and have some precious metals at PHAUPFOPMETAT.com.
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	We do not know what is going on in this economy, and it gets worse every day.
	We now have Biden forgiving student debt.
	We now have talk of a reboot of the 2008 mortgage collapse, where blacks and Hispanics are just allowed to have mortgages, even though they can't afford them for no reason.
	We've tried this before, it failed.
	We have economic amnesia.
	And now, 2008, what is it, fucking 14 years later, we're like, let's do it again.
	I want to try it again.
	Freddie May and Freddie Mac.
	I want another Freddie Mac.
	Bernie Mac died when Freddie Mac and Bernie Mae got together.
	Don't let it happen to you.
	So please go to PHAUPMETALS.com.
	Put some of your dough into precious metals.
	Promo code Gavin gets you a discount.
	And then if you think you changed your mind, you regret it, sell it back.
	You're not going to lose money.
	Is my belief, though, don't sue me if I'm wrong.
	FOPMETALS.com, P-H-A-U-Pmetals.com, promo code Gavin.
	That's correct.
	Shall we take some calls?
	I feel like I need an hour and a half of being lambasted by strangers.
	We could take calls.
	One of my favorite things.
	Maybe we should switch to the let's just do the mailbag thing.
	The mailbag interstitial.
	Yep.
	Well, here we go.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	Let him touch it.
	Someone sent me a video of a man who split his face in half brooking off a bridge.
	I don't think I want to see this.
	I don't like the sound of that at all.
	Yeah.
	Although I saw a guy who, a bear bit half his face off, and his face was hanging off like a frisbee of meat.
	And he was good.
	He eventually patched it up and he just had a weird scar.
	I got a piss.
	Uh-oh.
	So why don't you, I don't know, take a call or something?
	Here we go.
	Maddie, can you handle that?
	Sure.
	We got any calls?
	Not yet, but we could read those last chats there.
	There's a $50 one, a $5 one, another $5 one.
	You have hurt me last week.
	Fuck you.
	I hate you.
	There you go.
	You could express yourself.
	I walked out of the Idols concert last night after their BLM liberal nonsense on stage.
	What happened to Punk?
	I guess that was Billy Idol.
	I didn't know he was on.
	I think there's a band called Idols.
	Idol?
	I don't know.
	Yeah.
	They're pretty cool, I think.
	And happy birthday to Cynthia.
	Happy birthday, Cynthia.
	Yeah.
	God bless you.
	Oh, a couple of weeks ago, before a person called in and asked me if I had known a guy named Kev One from Bulldoz.
	He said he was in the Hells Aces, which is true.
	He was.
	Unfortunately, I said I just talked to him a couple days earlier when I spoke to the caller.
	Unfortunately, he died.
	How did he die?
	A few days ago.
	His 17-year-old son came home from school and found him dead.
	Drugs?
	No, I think it was a health-related issue.
	I mean, I reached out to his wife, but she's going through a lot right now, so I didn't press it.
	17 years old.
	You see your dad dead at home.
	That must be rough.
	Kev one from Bulldoze.
	His nickname I knew him by was Breeze in the club and stuff.
	But yeah, I couldn't believe it.
	I was like, man, that sucks.
	So rest in peace, Breeze.
	Alina says, walked out of Idols concert last night after their BLM liberal nonsense on stage.
	What happened to Punk?
	Who are the Idols again?
	We opened a show with them.
	You did?
	No, we did.
	As a show.
	Oh.
	That was one of our opener songs.
	I believe it was a Car Crash, it was called, or something like that.
	Here it is.
	Yeah, Car Crash.
	It was Idols Car Crash.
	Oh, my God.
	Alright, I remember this, man.
	Okay, this video this guy sent me of the guy who split his face in half, do not look this up.
	Okay.
	It's the worst thing I've ever seen in my fucking life.
	Oh, fuck.
	This is like a cop text.
	When cops send you shit.
	I don't know any bikers.
	Do bikers send these kind of texts?
	What about the second one?
	Cop texts are the worst texts in the world.
	It's always like a hot chick, and then it pans out she pulls a dick out, and then someone diarrhea is on her face, and then there's two other people, 69ing with diarrhea everywhere.
	This guy's an asshole.
	He sent the same video twice, and he titled the second one, Safer Work.
	Diver doesn't split his face in half.
	And you can see by the link, it's the same book.
	What a piece of shit.
	Very funny, but not cool.
	Okay, this guy sent us pictures of his hot fiancé a million times.
	I guess we have to show it.
	Engaged?
	Last month I asked my girlfriend for a year to marry me, so thanks, guys.
	She's super hot, and we're getting married.
	Great.
	I love you.
	Love the shirt?
	Great shirt.
	Here's the thing about that stage of your relationship, though.
	Do not allow your girlfriend to wear clothes in your house.
	Leave it at the door.
	Get a large Tupperware bucket or like one of those recycling bins.
	She walks in.
	All clothes go in there.
	Especially at night when you can draw the curtains, whatever.
	I regret, because I got kids now.
	I regret all the time I allowed my girlfriend, who's now my wife, to wear clothes in the house.
	What was they thinking?
	You probably weren't.
	Well, turn up the heat.
	There you go.
	Walk around in a sweatshirt or my shirt and like boxer shorts?
	No.
	Nude.
	She should have been fucking nude.
	Hey, Chinlessen Ching.
	I tried the push-up challenge $150 a day at $50 a week up to $600 a day?
	That's like military prison levels.
	Can bench $275 now from 205 at worked.
	Ryan should try.
	Our country is suffering from low testosterone, driven by female standards that two self-preferential rewarded.
	Is there a solution for this beta masturbation?
	So I got my weight set up now.
	I can send you a picture of it, Ryan.
	You can show it on the screen.
	I don't really know what I'm doing.
	What should I do?
	As far as reps and sets go?
	As far as everything goes.
	I can show you.
	I'll come over and show you.
	And then depending on what your goals are.
	What do you mean my goals?
	My goals are to have strong ankles.
	Grow or be stronger.
	I want to have really muscular toes.
	That's not going to work.
	Depending on what your goals are, what do you think your goals are if you're lifting weights?
	To have sexy thighs?
	Do you want to be bigger or stronger?
	It's two different things.
	No, it's not two different things.
	It's two different things.
	This is something you know nothing about.
	This is like you bringing a car to a place and then you're like, no, no, no, I know what to do.
	Good analogy, Ryan.
	That was epic.
	You don't know cars.
	Yeah, so the way you do that joke is this is like you going to a car place and saying, we need a four on the floor with a soup top Hemi and some rack and pinion steering in the front.
	But your joke was, it's like you going to a car place and going, yeah, yeah, yeah, cars.
	Yeah.
	Are you drunk?
	No.
	I don't consume alcohol.
	So what I got here is I got a bar that's like 15 pounds.
	And then I got these two weights that are 25 pounds.
	So that's 50, 75.
	So the first time I did it, 7 seemed like a lot and had to stop.
	And the second time I did it, 12 was a lot and had to stop.
	And then just before coming here, I did like 15.
	And that was a lot and I needed to stop.
	Okay, of one plate on one plate.
	But I was talking to a dude, the guy who told me to buy this whole rig.
	It's called the Rogue Mag Light or something.
	Max Light.
	And he said he doesn't even like benches.
	Yeah, I prefer dumbbells.
	Dumbbells, so I shouldn't have bought any of that shit?
	No, it's good.
	I mean, because you could also use it for squats.
	You're not going to do squats.
	Yeah, my legs are already breathtakingly gorgeous, perfect.
	Strongest legs in the world.
	I can beat anyone in a race.
	I mean, I have Superman's legs.
	You can do with that, you could also do like, you know, bent over rows, or you could do like a form of a kind of a rack pull deadlift type of thing.
	What are you talking about?
	Things that are true.
	Rack pull deadlift?
	What is that?
	No, you would put those braces low, and then you would just do this, and then put it down, and then a couple arms of that.
	For your back and then your hamstrings.
	I think your...
	I want arms and shoulders.
	That's all I care about.
	All right, well, yeah, you could do that with dumbbells, but I mean, no, it's good to, I think benching is still good.
	So be careful.
	And rotary cuff?
	So what does that mean?
	Like your shoulder.
	Like, you could hurt your shoulders very bad permanently.
	Well, my shoulder blade, the back hurts a lot.
	That's not good.
	All right, but I think you're fine.
	No information whatsoever.
	I've given you information.
	It just doesn't feel like you're learning anything because you're not.
	Correct.
	Yes.
	But I've given you the information.
	No.
	Like, what do I do tomorrow?
	I'm just saying that you didn't make a mistake by buying it, but what you have to watch out for is tearing your rotary cover.
	Yeah, so what do I do tomorrow?
	I would rest if you did anything today.
	I just told you I did three mini sets.
	Of 15?
	No, I told you it was 7, 12, 15.
	Yeah, that you're going to want to rest.
	With 75 pounds.
	If you keep what you did is broke down muscle, whether you feel it or not, and then tomorrow you have to rest.
	Okay, then what about the next day?
	Assuming we're not going to Vegas.
	Ideally, you would work a different muscle group and then hit it again.
	You know?
	This is annoying.
	I could get you on a simple plan, but...
	But I don't have any dumbbells.
	Actually, my wife has her stupid exercise bike, but I think those are all like 20 pounds.
	You heard me last week.
	Fuck, I hate you.
	You didn't play The Queen is Dead by The Smiths.
	I don't like that The Queen is Dead.
	I don't like rejoicing in death in general, but I like The Queen.
	Yeah, she seems like an important chick.
	She was in World War II.
	Yeah, that's wild.
	She worked.
	I don't know what her role was, but she participated in World War II.
	She was the fucking queen when Winston Churchill was PM.
	How long has he been dead for?
	One million years?
	I'm not pooping on her.
	Let's take a call.
	Oh, all right.
	Relationship advice with Rob Gablon fuck.
	Hello.
	Are you on a plane?
	Sounds like it.
	No, I'm on my car right now.
	Y'all hear me alright?
	I can take you off speaker at the Blue Jacket.
	Yes, obviously, don't call a radio show with your phone on speaker.
	CAC.
	That's the worst.
	Oh, there you go.
	Doesn't sound better now?
	Yes, obviously it does.
	Okay, great.
	So I wanted to get some relationship advice from the old Bavmeister.
	I've been in a relationship, I was in a relationship with this girl for about seven years in San Antonio.
	She's originally from Massachusetts.
	And we have two kids together, 12 and 13-year-old now.
	At that time, we broke up in 2013, and so we broke up.
	So your kids were infants when you broke up?
	About two and three years old.
	I don't get that.
	How do you break up with two infants?
	She left me because I was a pretty bad boyfriend piece of shit.
	At that time, I was managing nightclubs and coming home at like five in the morning.
	Were you cheating on her?
	She had a pretty ideal boyfriend?
	A few times, yeah.
	And she pretty much caught me and forgave me a few times, but after about the third, she was like, nah, I'm out.
	So anyways, she ended up packing up and moving to Oklahoma City where her family lives.
	And I end up doing the long-distance dad thing for about a year.
	So San Antonio to Oklahoma.
	It's about an eight-hour drive.
	Got tired of it, so I packed up everything I own and moved to Oklahoma City just to be closer to my kids and been there ever since.
	So that was in 2013.
	She got remarried, has a daughter from her new husband, and they are getting a divorce.
	So that's the who, what, when, where, why.
	So now we've been talking about getting back together.
	And I just wanted to think, would it be a good idea?
	I'm 42.
	She's 40.
	Do it.
	Why not?
	You fucked up.
	You got wasted.
	She obviously was the one for you at one point.
	You haven't changed that much.
	So fucking bring it on.
	Maddie's getting back with his ex-wife.
	Maddie?
	That's new one to me.
	What are you talking about?
	The Asian one?
	She's leaving her husband.
	No, no, his ex-wife that he has the kid with.
	And him.
	Oh, shit.
	Him and his son.
	And his ex-wife are all moving in together.
	Why are you giggling?
	Oh, Lord.
	The magic is back.
	You said the park had reignited.
	And you guys are all getting back together.
	I got divorced in 2001.
	Right.
	It took a while, but you guys are back.
	That's a good point, Maddie.
	Thank you.
	No, but dude, why would you not?
	Like, I don't understand the controversy here.
	Why not?
	Well, so I haven't had a girlfriend in, fuck, I don't know, four or five years.
	Pretty much since I've lived here eight years now in Oklahoma.
	You know, and I mean, I'm so used to being alone.
	I got my own shit.
	I got a cool apartment, driving Maserati.
	I mean, I'm set.
	Drive a Maserati.
	You also have two young kids that need you.
	And they're going to be gone soon.
	If the youngest is 12, you got six more years with that one.
	Or younger, you know, kids go away sometimes to boarding schools or whatever.
	Who knows what's going to happen with you guys?
	You could lose her at 16.
	So you might just have a few years in the pipe.
	And a pussy's a pussy.
	So I say do it.
	Anyway, thanks for calling.
	Oh, by the way.
	No, you only get one thing.
	Gavin, barbell training is the fastest way to get stronger and put on muscles.
	Barbell training, single-handed, changing football forever from thin leather helmets to putting people in wheelchairs in the 60s.
	Sick to basic barbell.
	Well, I wish I knew this before I spent $3,000 on that fucking rig.
	No, no, no.
	He's saying barbell, what you have.
	Oh, this is a barbell?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Oh, I'm thinking of a dumbbell, right?
	Dumbbells are separate, yeah.
	Okay, so maybe, like the guy who said he doesn't like my bench, am I supposed to sit there with just this?
	You can curl that 45-pound bar and do straight curls like that, and that's good for your biceps.
	No, that looks gay, though.
	It doesn't matter if it looks gay.
	It's effective.
	No, I want to look cool.
	I would never vape.
	I'll smoke cigarettes.
	Dude, we should smoke Stoges and fucking Lyft.
	Yeah.
	I like it because it's right next to the bar.
	So I'll be at the bar.
	I'll have a couple bourbons.
	And then I'm feeling no pain.
	So I just start fucking.
	Very dangerous.
	I'm going to see it.
	There you go.
	Right outside GaffTap.
	Yeah.
	I think you'll be all right with that setup.
	I have a feeling.
	These boys here.
	I'm going to get ripped.
	I do.
	I got these knee powders.
	Oh, those are great for the Jane Fonda workout that you do.
	That's pretty gay.
	Yeah, that sounds great.
	Is it what's that called?
	The jazzer size?
	Laugh now.
	Look at this.
	I buy shirts from YouTubers.
	You bought a shirt from Lowe.
	Hey Powder, YouTuber, who turned out to be a cuck.
	What are you talking about?
	Oh, there's no breaks.
	Okay.
	Ryan, your low T comes from your choice to be passive and not assertive.
	More often, the habit of being passive lowers your T. Psychosomatic, that's spelled wrong.
	Gavin, all you have to do is just work out and stop talking about it.
	You have a talk show.
	You can do 100 push-ups quickly, bud.
	You have 10 minutes a day.
	Do 50 now.
	Matt, please explain to Ryan how you're twice as old as him and still have more T. This caller with relationship advice just wants a license to behave badly and should stop being a little baby.
	Wow.
	A lot of shit packed in that $10.
	You got on everything.
	It is true.
	I do have more testosterone than Ryan.
	Allegedly.
	I am over 15.
	Allegedly.
	We got to recheck.
	I was in a bad way back then.
	Oh.
	You're 30.
	33.
	Jesus' age.
	I don't think Jesus was 30.
	33, right?
	Ryan is right on the money about colonialism.
	What would England trade India That India would need?
	When you say gold, how do you think England got gold in the first place?
	Why would India want gold?
	What is gold's inherent value to an uncivilized native?
	Let's say India has tons of gold deposit.
	How do you motivate natives to work 10 hours a day to mine gold?
	Use British people.
	Colonization is about raw materials and a local workforce to get those raw materials.
	Further, why would let local elites reap the benefits of controlling the raw material production when companies like the East Empire Company should?
	And when the East Empire Company succeeds, the British Empire profits.
	Yeah, but you've got to look at the long-term problems.
	That was exactly my point.
	I said basically the same thing.
	Which is what?
	I basically said that he's right.
	That's exactly what I meant.
	580, you're on the line.
	Make it good.
	580, go ahead.
	Hey, man.
	Hey.
	What's going on?
	Hey, I was pretty upset when I heard you and Ryan were in jail because I bought tickets for Dallas Fort Worth.
	And I thought, man, what am I going to do if he ain't there?
	And then I had it epiphany.
	I thought, they may replace them guys with some big fucking tips.
	I can't wait.
	It was hilarious, Gav.
	I'm a Gen X too.
	These guys need to grow the fuck up and enjoy the ride.
	So I just thought I'd tell you, I'll see you there in Dallas.
	Me and my wife are coming to see you, Dave.
	Right on, dude.
	Look forward to meeting you.
	I'll be the guy with the mustache.
	Thanks for calling.
	Yeah, let's call my mom and see what the Scots think about the Queen dying.
	My dad is Scottish and he hates the Queen.
	He's also kind of a fake Englishman who likes the queen.
	Ooh.
	Hello?
	Whoa.
	Great.
	Aliens murdered my mom.
	Lorraine, what you doing?
	Maybe there was a bomb in the phone, or maybe there was aliens waiting for me to call, and the second she called, they just zapped her.
	Somebody going to spill the intergalactic beans on that?
	We're done.
	More vintage cars for Gavin.
	Honey, don't question me art.
	Cody, no question my art.
	No art.
	What is going on with these people?
	phone rings
	Oh, maybe her phone's dead?
	I'm done.
	You go.
	I'm done.
	I'm not going to recover from this financially.
	Hi, is Florine here?
	Leave your name and number, and I'll call you back.
	Thanks a lot.
	Bye.
	Does that sound Scottish to you?
	No.
	Maybe it's an imposter.
	Hello?
	Hi.
	Hi, honey.
	Hey, Mom.
	I'm sorry.
	Hi, I don't know what's going on.
	You know what?
	Dad is here, and he is my witness.
	I said to him, I haven't talked to Gavin in a long time, and you called.
	Why do we have phones?
	Great point.
	You know, we just have to think deeply.
	It's so...
	Shaquille O'Neal.
	I saw an interview with him where he goes, I don't need the phone.
	I just think of someone and they call me.
	Who is this?
	Shaquille O'Neal, that monstrous basketball player?
	Oh, yeah.
	His penis looks like a leg.
	Yeah.
	Oh, here.
	Do you mind, Speaker?
	Don't cut me off.
	Dad wants to hear.
	Okay.
	Hello?
	Hello?
	Hello.
	Can you hear me?
	Hello?
	Hello?
	Can you hear me?
	Yes, I can hear you, but I put you.
	Nothing happened.
	Press speaker.
	Okay, I can't hear Dad.
	Can we get a test one, two, three, from Dad?
	Yeah, come on.
	Sit here.
	Honey, I hit speaker twice.
	Okay, here's Mr. Wise Man, Mr. Noah McKinnis.
	He's staggering up to the phone.
	Hi, honey.
	Hey, Dad.
	So you're now on speaker.
	Okay.
	I got to be honest, I am kind of devastated by the queen.
	I didn't think I would cry, but I caught myself, you know, getting teary-eyed.
	This woman was the head of state for 70 years.
	Well, to be fear, you weren't born in England to an Englishman.
	That's my people.
	She's my braveheart.
	Oh, God.
	It's so sad.
	You know, but the good news is, which gives me a lot of comfort, is that Charles is the new king.
	The queen is dead.
	Long live the king.
	Charles.
	Exactly.
	Charles and the queen consort, Camilla.
	Camilla.
	It would have been nice if we had.
	So what is Camilla?
	Is she a princess?
	Or what do you call her?
	She's going to be, I think a title will be the queen consort.
	In the same way, the Prince Philip was the queen consort.
	I think the best queen concert I ever saw was Live Aid, but maybe this will be even better.
	So I Understand through the internet, through emails, that you guys are canceling Christmas.
	But we're not canceling Christmas.
	We don't have that kind of power.
	But you're not coming.
	You're not visiting us.
	No.
	No, it's just we're getting too old.
	But you're not too old to fly to Florida.
	You're too old to fly back to New York?
	Yes.
	Well, that's too much traveling.
	But wait, but it's like, I don't understand this.
	You fly all the way to Florida.
	It's, what, a month later, you hop on a plane.
	I pick you up at the airport.
	We have jackets.
	And then you go, you get your own bedroom.
	You'll be in Johnny's room.
	What's the issue?
	Is Johnny going to sleep out in the cold?
	Yeah, he'll be in the snowbank.
	No, we've got plans for the kids.
	Do we have enough bedrooms?
	Yeah, we got plenty of bedrooms.
	We got a whole setup here where we're giving, yeah, the in-laws, you guys will have your own bedrooms, your own toothbrush.
	It's free beer, free food, no curfew.
	Our only rules are if you're going to be shagging, try to keep the volume down.
	I'm going to come.
	Well, you know, the ring screams in her orgasm, so it's going to be tough.
	So you're saying that's the deal breaker.
	You can't fuck loud enough.
	It's kind of embarrassing.
	Back then, Jim.
	All right.
	Well, I got to get back to my show, Dad.
	Okay, Pedro.
	Is this being recorded?
	And broadcast live to the world.
	You're disgusting.
	I just own you.
	I'm going to the lawyer tomorrow to disown you.
	You're out of the will.
	Go bananas.
	Take care, honey.
	All right, cheers.
	Homeboys get nightlike.
	Edit.
	What's that $100 one?
	Get a starting strength barbell trainer.
	This is a video of my starting strength coach doing a 405 press.
	You can do it all virtual.
	He sends you your programming, you record it, send it to him.
	He tells you how shitty it was, blah, blah, blah.
	All right.
	Starting strength barbell trainer.
	Ryan, maybe suggest Gavin do the starting.
	Oh, there we go again.
	Everyone's into starting strength.
	Let's take a call.
	Okay.
	We got Michael J. Cubin.
	All right there, Mike.
	All right, Paul.
	Hey, what's up, guys?
	Can you hear me?
	Yeah, what's happening?
	Shut down.
	Yo, yo.
	Hey, Gavin.
	It's the guy who emailed you about the Jan 6 pipe bombs and Chrissy Teigen.
	The Jan 6 pipe bombs at what?
	And Chrissy Teigen.
	I don't remember that particular email.
	He was a little while ago.
	The Chrissy Teigen, the text, Twitter?
	Where it was all like that huge slideshow of all the creepy Teigens.
	I remember the Chrissy Teigen controversy.
	That was from him, yeah.
	Where they said that she was like a weird pedophile.
	What's that got to do with Jan 6 pipe bombs?
	He also sent that, yeah, same email.
	Because I emailed you about both those things.
	But I was just calling in about the Queen and Britain and all that.
	And my take on the British Empire is, you know, they've been trying to colonize the world since the 1600s and to the modern day, you know, it leads into the World Economic Forum.
	And you're looking at it from a human perspective, but it's more of turning the world into one central point of control.
	And it started in like the 1600s.
	So a lot of, Sure.
	Oh, so in the past year, we've all been hearing that the queen was going to be announced that she died or whatever.
	And so you have a big shake-up in the English government.
	You have all the people resigning recently, the queen going.
	And people were saying that big change wasn't going to happen until the queen left.
	So it's pretty cool.
	A lot of change going on right now.
	Wait, we had Boris Johnson resign before the queen died.
	Yeah, yeah.
	He's part of the resignations.
	There was a whole bunch of them.
	I think there was like 50.
	Yeah, I do recall all those resignations.
	Those were bizarre.
	And you're saying those were because they knew the queen was going to die?
	No, it's all part of a change of their government.
	It's a changing of power.
	The queen and their people have been in power since as long as we can remember, since the 1600s.
	So did they kill the queen?
	I'm not sure.
	No, I think she just died.
	Wait, what?
	Natural causes.
	I mean, the monarch, the queen, really doesn't have anything to do with the day-to-day politics of the United Kingdom.
	The mass quitting was bizarre, but I don't understand how you link it to the queen dying of old age.
	So the queen owns more of the planet than any other person.
	She has a ton of power.
	And she was like one more roadblock in the way of changing the UK in a positive way.
	The quitting happened before she died.
	Yeah, well, the media rolls it out in a certain way, but we've been hearing about the queen's going to be announced dead for the past year.
	So they've been just sort of keeping her on life support?
	I just saw her greet the new prime minister.
	If I had to guess, I think she died like a year ago, and they're just waiting to announce her.
	Oh, okay.
	All right.
	Well, thanks for calling.
	Appreciate the call.
	Yeah, that's great.
	Ever since the loss of my old friend, Flat Earth Joey, I have no time for this shit.
	The like Joe Biden is dead, and this is his twin brother, and all that kind of stuff.
	Is Elvis dead?
	The left uses that shit to make us look nuts, that blue and on, QAnon shit.
	She died a year ago.
	Yeah, so what was an actress?
	Body double.
	But he does have a point with the mass quitting.
	That was weird.
	Yeah.
	Remember that?
	Yeah.
	Not to say that she's not an influential person, but she really doesn't have anything really to do with the day-to-day politics of United States.
	Hey, Ryan, what's with this tally in the top there?
	Is it working itself out?
	It seems like it's working.
	Oh, that's cool.
	Our guys demand.
	You know, every time someone accuses me of ripping off Proud Boys or being a grifter or something, call the people.
	Like, you can contact Max and John.
	We give you their addresses at the end of every show.
	Is Gavin ripping off?
	Did Gavin pay any of your lawyer bills?
	Has Gavin been contacting you?
	Did Gavin visit you regularly when you're in prison?
	And with the SPLC suit, I raised a quarter million dollars.
	Did I steal that?
	Ask Ron Coleman.
	He's a lawyer involved.
	Did you guys embezzle it?
	Did Gavin buy a bunch of cars with the money?
	I mean, these are all easy things to verify.
	And I think I know why.
	And I think I know why.
	Stole this inbo.
	All right, let's go behind the paywall now.
	But last thing.
	Hey, guys, this girl was convinced she was trans, got a hysterectomy.
	Oof.
	Doggy Style is getting a hysterectomy, by the way.
	Maddie?
	Yeah, I know.
	I spoke to her today.
	I'm not spilling any beans because that's her nickname.
	Yeah, yeah.
	No, I know.
	But that's a big deal.
	Miami Mike's going for surgery, too.
	What's he got?
	Torn meniscus.
	Oh, is that from wiping out?
	I don't know.
	If you notice, he's been limping for like the last time.
	Yeah, a long time.
	He finally got his MRI.
	Dude, I saw him tonight.
	I was leaving the bar, and that fucking pitball was turning a corner.
	And the way the leash pushed against me was like a man, two men were holding either end of the leash.
	This was not a dog.
	Like the torque, the torque on the leash, as, what's her name?
	What's that fucking?
	Coco.
	As Coco turned the corner, it was pushing me, dude, like in a strong way.
	And I said that to Mike.
	I go, dude, the torque on that fucking leash is a shark.
	That was a car.
	That was a car.
	You have your leash around a car, and it pushed me into the wall.
	I felt bad I stepped on her tail today.
	How did her tail get so low?
	She was laying down on the floor.
	And I like stepped backwards and stood on it.
	And she didn't bite me.
	Yeah.
	Well, we should get a transformer to step on her neck.
	She was trans.
	She got a hysterectomy.
	Oh, Jesus.
	Bottom surgery.
	Breast removed.
	Wait, so bottom.
	Oh, I think I know who this is.
	Riley is the person's name.
	It's when they cut the skin off their arm and make a fake burrito penis.
	Yeah.
	Breast removed, took hormones, whole nine yards.
	In this video, it seems like she has recently t-transitioned and the emotions are still very fresh.
	It is so sad to watch.
	Oh, no, this is a totally different person.
	This is not the Riley I thought.
	It's so sad to watch, especially when she talks about the life she missed out on and the kids she'll never have.
	You know, lesbians should be more fucking angry.
	You know what this trans shit is?
	It's a war on lesbians.
	I just don't know how it's happening.
	Turn it up.
	Like a virus or something.
	I'm so sad.
	And just don't know how it's happening.
	Like a virus or something.
	It just like infected me.
	And it happened so quickly.
	It was like I was right there, like agreeing to every single thing.
	And I don't know how that happened.
	That now I can sit here and like look back and be like, why did I do that?
	It doesn't make any sense.
	None of it makes any sense.
	If I just would have waited.
	If I just would have waited.
	Yeah, dude.
	Or lady.
	What about all the adults around you who enabled this?
	From the doctors to your parents to everyone around you.
	Just like accept the scraps.
	Hopefully some people opposed it.
	Like, what if there was, you know, bottom surgery is fags cutting their dicks off.
	You don't really see that that much.
	There's Jazz Jennings and everything.
	But homos should be mad about being genitally mutilated because of their sexual proclivity.
	You talk about lynchings.
	The understanding with lynchings is blacks were hanged just because they're black, right?
	I'm not saying that's true or false, but that's the general narrative.
	That makes people mad.
	Biden just passed the anti-lynching bill.
	If gays are having their dicks chopped off for the sin of being gay, that should make people mad.
	Similarly, and this is where we're getting the most prevalent cases, if lesbians are cutting their tits off for the sin of being lesbians, I mean, that's a handmaid's tale, that's Salem witch trials, that's crazy, Saudi Arabian, crazy Muslim shit.
	I don't get it.
	Lesbians should be mad.
	Now, that's just top surgery.
	I'm not talking about falleoplasty, where this poor bastard, this poor girl you're looking at right now, has had a burrito of skin removed from her arm, which never goes back, by the way.
	Your arm's never normal.
	Dude, take a fucking, take a Gatorade cap of flesh from your forearm, and you will have a brutal, weird nipple scar for the rest of your life.
	That's not what this is.
	This is major fucking flesh.
	Like more bacon than you could eat.
	Yeah, on a hungry morning.
	I've seen images of it, and it's not pleasant.
	A good amount.
	You know what it is?
	It's a good, healthy, satisfying fish dinner.
	Look at the arm.
	Oh, yeah, so you can see it on her arm.
	Turn it up.
	You know, it's really nice to just wear it.
	See where it comes.
	See how thin her forearm is?
	And look right below her wrist.
	Yeah.
	And then you see the other forearm and it's normal.
	Turn it up.
	foreign my body.
	I just feel so detached from it.
	It's hard to look at it.
	It's hard to accept that it's mine.
	Doing little things, though.
	It's like just trying to find joy.
	Oh, my God.
	That's like the worst thing I've ever heard.
	I would kill myself.
	What did Jack the Ripper do?
	Pretty bad stuff.
	What did he do, though?
	I'm at the point now where I'm defending Jack the Ripper.
	I think he cut one tit off.
	I think he drove through Memphis trying to kill white people.
	You know there's another one?
	In the wake of the tragic anti-white killing spring that just occurred, another one, allegedly also in Memphis, is claiming he will continue to target whites tonight and throughout the weekend.
	What?
	What?
	I don't die.
	Them white folks not feeling like black people.
	Then they finna be marching on the river saying white live mouth.
	Y'all let it through.
	Y'all was just white folks gonna hurt black people.
	I hope y'all know it.
	First of all, Elisa Fletcher.
	Let me take this shit.
	Can I get some subtitles, please?
	We got some sub people.
	Never mind.
	What does this have to do with the trans chick?
	Ryan's not great with segues.
	What's going on, Ryan?
	Well, Jack the Ripper wasn't as bad as targeting whites in Memphis for the second night.
	Oh, another night of targeting.
	Yeah, he's a separate guy.
	No, but when I talk about Jack the Ripper, I'm talking more about the gore.
	So Jack the Ripper, their throats were cut prior to abdominal mutilations.
	The removal of internal organs from at least three of the victims led to proposals that their killer had some anatomical or surgical knowledge.
	Rumors that the murders were connected, intensified, blah, blah, blah.
	Scotland Yard.
	So victims, five.
	Most of them were prostitutes, I believe.
	Yeah.
	Who aren't human.
	Prostitutes are human garbage and they deserve to die.
	No.
	Definitely not.
	I think Jack the Ripper is a pussy compared to these modern trans doctors.
	Yeah, because the victims die after Jack the Ripper does what he does.
	These have to live a life where they can't find joy in anything.
	Their body feels like a foreign object.
	This is a suicidal person pre-suicide.
	This is worse.
	I mean, they're Hippocratic.
	Doctor's Hippocratic Oath.
	The first thing is they should not harm.
	Right.
	It's crazy.
	And the second thing is thou shalt not yeet the teats.
	Right.
	I love how, yeah, she makes a cute name for it.
	Yeet the teats.
	All right, let's move on.
	Let's go behind the paywall now and start taking some calls and get serious.
	So to all your freeloaders, that was the free show.
	It happens once a week.
	It's a lot of fun.
	Tomorrow, we have a pre-tape show because we're off to Vegas, which is why I'm wearing our Vegas shirt.
	We're going to do a hilarious comedy set at 3 p.m.
	Josh Jenny, Anthony Cumio, Kevin McInnes, Ryan, Katsu Rivera, Maddie O'Dell will be there.
	We're doing a meet and greet hangout after.
	Then we're totally partying and destroying all of Vegas.
	I'm actually worried about my liver.
	It's going to be a fucking self-abuse bloodbath.
	Oof.
	But until then, get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.
	All of the lyrical shit, bitch, I'm a gangster.
	And I tried to told you that I got born just like a phone charge.
	Coming up out of the slut and the gut of the beast.
	I don't need no iron.
	I'm already creased.
	Immune to violence.
	MLM is in police.
	Gotta keep your silence.
	Out here in the street.
	Street rappers.
	Don't rap like me.
	I don't rap like them.
	Rap like them.
	I'll put your car just like a family.
	No I beat.
	Ranking in the lobby.
	Smoking on the lobby.
	Flying off with a dotted.
	Nothing gonna get me to quit stop the hobby.
	Walk in any club in New York with no ID.
	Shorty think cause her ass back, she can line me.
	I'm like a dad and you can't get nothing by me.
	I'm not no man.
	I can't do it by time.
	They knew I was coming already when this time.
	Johnny come lately.
	I was on time on the road like white lines.
	We didn't all times.
	King and off lines after tallying.
	We were taken.
	Your man got pissed.
	My man with him.
	He said he break it.
	Said he came out the gay strong, but now he wavering.
	Just went to the bathroom.
	I pulled out my penis.
	And what happened?
	Nothing came out.
	Excuse us.
	Huh.
	Did you have a piss direct to me?
	Seems pretty intuitive to me.
	I don't really want to be gay.
	What the hell?
	Pussy is kind of gross to me.
	I like it.
	Gavin is gay, says that particular.
	Do we open it?
	Yeah.
	I don't really want to be gay.
	The smell of pussy is kind of gross to me.
	I like dicks.
	So what do I do?
	I feel like that episode was right after July 4th for some reason.
	Yeah, it's easy to place a date.
	That's the beauty with self-abuse.
	You can see what time of the year it is.
	Suck it out and ding it down.
	But riding a penis seems pretty intuitive to me.
	Haven't we been doing it for a long ass time?
	Yeah, that's what I've always said about this whole allegation that I'm a white supremacist.
	Yes, you can piece together clips that make it look that way, and they show up all the time.
	But you could easily make the case that I'm a raging homosexual using the same technique of cherry-picking quotes like that out of context.
	You know, it's funny that yesterday somebody quoted you, this is not a fucking potluck situation from Anthony's show.
	Where that guy.
	You remember that?
	From yesterday?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I'm familiar with 24 Hours Ago.
	Do you want that as a drop?
	I don't know.
	When would you ever use it?
	I don't know.
	God, that guy was such a freak yesterday.
	Did you watch Compound See?
	What, Nick DiPaolo?
	Yeah.
	Nick DiPaolo.
	This fucking guy.
	This fucking guy.
	He brings in some weird Greek Italian antipasty to the previous show and reeks up the whole place with cucumbers and feta cheese and fucking olive oil.
	And I said to him in his big dumb blue eyes, I'm like, who goes to visit people and then says, I'm going to see my favorite show, my favorite podcast, like Legion of Skanks.
	Imagine showing up to Legion of Skanks or Kill Tony or Tim Dylan or Joe Rogan and just having a big Tupperware of shit.
	You don't have the right background, Ryan, on the things.
	And by the way, shouldn't that have stayed up this whole time?
	Well, I had to use a computer for the different graphics for the transitions.
	This whole thing has taken up an entire computer.
	Okay, well, the background should be black.
	Hey, Gab, longtime subscriber here.
	I found out I'm half Scottish.
	I just found out I'm 50% half Scottish.
	That bitch.
	I found I'm turning 50 next Wednesday at the 14th.
	Can I celebrate with you and Aunt at Sullivan's Day?
	No.
	Sorry.
	Okay, fine.
	Oh, hey, yes.
	It's only because you're horrible.
	We're smelling the smell from the crack between your thigh and your balls.
	I like that smell, actually.
	Rest in peace.
	Wait, why is that one I hadn't seen before?
	And it's above this one.
	It's a new one.
	It just came in.
	So they come in from the top?
	From the top, yeah.
	Oh, okay.
	The left loves colonization.
	They're colonizing our countries and minds as we speak.
	Africans didn't build a two-story building.
	Egyptians don't count until whites came in.
	Their Marxist claptrap is just emotional manipulation.
	Trammy manners.
	Keep fighting, bros.
	Yeah.
	I know it's not a dumb thought because I've been having it for about two years now.
	And that is why colonize.
	And I've noticed when I bring this up, the explanations I get from people are remarkably arrogant.
	And I'm a fucking moron for having this two-year thought.
	And that's usually an indication that the person you're talking to is a dick.
	And you'll notice that if it's on social media, they'll say their point and then say LOL at how dumb you are.
	I think we could have saved ourselves a lot of hassle.
	What does that say?
	Definitely would have been better off if we picked our own cotton.
	Let's be honest.
	Rest in peace in honor of Brian Fralick.
	39.
	It's a young age.
	Rest in peace.
	It's not drugs.
	I hate that.
	That's a machine man.
	Gab, my name is Rye.
	It's your favorite baby monster.
	Jungle Asian.
	Big on commenting on the site.
	Can you bring a medium to Maddie's old house that was haunted?
	Curious if they're really ghosts.
	If I don't believe Maddie.
	Ry, how is Baby Daphne?
	She's fantastic and adorable.
	Gab, I still don't think you created vice.
	You're trying to make me mad?
	It's a troll and.
	Let's take her some calls.
	Let's take her some calls indeed.
	Austin, you're on the fucking line.
	443.
	Make it quick.
	Hello?
	Hello.
	Hey, what's going on?
	Hello.
	Hello?
	Go ahead, Carla.
	Is it me?
	I'm on here?
	Yeah, you're on.
	Fuck out of here.
	You're dead?
	Oh, my God.
	Holy shit.
	What's up, y'all?
	What's happening?
	What's up, girl?
	Gavin, you owe me money or something, bro.
	What the fuck was that?
	For what?
	Bro, you scared me to death.
	After I watched that show, and I thought you were really arrested, like, all day, the day after that, I was at work just worried about you and your kids and your wife.
	You scared the shit out of me, dog.
	Yeah, that's okay.
	You could be scared.
	Bro, I was depressed.
	You could be depressed.
	There's nothing wrong with that.
	Man.
	I don't.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	We got a letter here.
	Smallest police officer.
	If you were a cop, would you rather have a female cop or this guy to watch your back?
	I don't know why I'm so excited for Maddie to see this.
	I got to see this.
	What the fuck are we doing?
	I mean, this affirmative action is getting a little ridiculous.
	Oh, hell no.
	That ain't a real cop.
	What are we doing here?
	That is not a real cop.
	He is three feet tall and has no arms.
	Is he part of the NYP we?
	Small officer.
	Why?
	Like, I can't.
	Every time I'm drunk in a bar and with strangers, I always go, cops should be male and 6'2.
	That's not real.
	Small officer, the smallest cop.
	He's a small officer.
	Nigga, that's a midget.
	It's a small officer.
	You know, I was trying to look up how many midgets there are in the world the other day, and you can't look it up because they don't, midget doesn't search in Google anymore.
	So they go, little person.
	So I go, how many little people are there in America?
	And that doesn't come up because it's too general of a term, little person.
	Can you search dwarf?
	And then you find, well, I don't want dwarf.
	I want like all the shrimps together.
	Well, dwarfs are short, too.
	I know, but I want how many dwarfs.
	Okay, does that include midgets?
	No, I think they're, right?
	They are different things.
	Yeah, midgets have different proportions.
	Oh, wait, wait.
	Dwarves are like you and I, but tiny, shrunk down.
	Right.
	Midgets have the fucking weird.
	Now you're into it.
	And then you look up, there's like the National Little People Association.
	I don't know, is everyone enrolled in that?
	I don't know what that means.
	Oh, the word midget is highly offensive.
	Yeah, the midgets.
	Dude, I think I'm ready to announce something.
	Okay.
	I just got sued for a billion dollars.
	Qué pasa?
	From the secretary?
	No way.
	It's settled now.
	I settled for zero.
	That's good.
	That's a win.
	But it cost me a lot of money to take it to court.
	So I couldn't talk about the lawsuit when it was in the courts.
	And I probably could have gotten away with just going, I'm not reacting, but I don't know.
	I pussied out and I got a lawyer to respond.
	Well, it was all three of you, right?
	She sued me, Shane and Sarouche, for $1 billion.
	Of course, they just use vice money.
	So I think they're counter-suing her for a bullshit lawsuit.
	Oh, for legal fees.
	Which is dumb because they're not getting any money.
	But I think their lawyers, God knows how much they paid.
	I ended up paying, I think, 25 grand.
	Just to make this...
	That's a real problem with the legal system.
	And by the way, it was a whore finding a lawyer who would go near me.
	Even though the allegations were not like, I fucked a baby or anything.
	It was...
	Her...
	Was that in Canada or America?
	So we were originally working for this company called Image Interculturel, and that was in Montreal, and we had Voice of Montreal.
	She worked there, and she did our sales.
	We were nothing.
	I should actually might do a deep dive on this next week, but we were a 16-page newsprint, like sub-village voice.
	Take the New York Post and pull out all the pages but four, and you'll have a 16-page newsprint.
	We were a pamphlet.
	And the ads we were getting were like a local coffee shop would give us 20 bucks for their, and we put their business card on one page of like 50 business cards.
	We were not making any money.
	And one of our allegations were we farmed her out to advertise.
	She's a black woman, believe it or not, and the lawyer was a black woman.
	Both coincidences, I'm sure.
	And we would farm her out to clients who would then drug her and fuck her for a business card.
	Even though she's not very expensive.
	Wow.
	But the reason she popped into my head was I avoided her like the plague because I found her to be nutty.
	I'm speaking very carefully here because she's obviously very litigious.
	And two things I remember about her was one was, well, three things actually.
	One was she told me midgets are rich.
	Just midgets.
	And I go, what?
	Like all midgets?
	That's why I wanted to, because I told my kids this story recently and I was like, I want to know the number.
	I think 30 to 40,000 is accurate, actually, in America.
	And I go, oh, why, how, how are they rich?
	And she goes, oh, you got to look at like Time Bandits, Willy Wonka.
	They make money from those movies.
	Okay, Time Bandits was British midgets.
	Willy Wonka was American midgets.
	So now we're looking at all of America and all of Britain's midgets.
	So now I think we're up to 50,000.
	And you just showed me 17 who probably got $2,000 each.
	Like, how much did you get to be in Willy Wonka?
	Yeah.
	I bet you got two grand.
	The Oompa Loompas got two grand each is my guess.
	Time Bandits, maybe more.
	They're a more integral part of the plot.
	Maybe they got four grand.
	There were a bunch of midgets in The Wizard of Oz?
	Yeah.
	There's probably like 17.
	So that was one thing.
	And then another time we were talking, I was like, yeah, well, that's the problem.
	It's like a dog's cunt.
	I can't remember what the context was.
	And she goes, dogs don't have vaginas.
	And I go, how do you think they reproduce?
	And she went like this after I said that.
	She went.
	So anyway, vice was her idea according to her in this lawsuit.
	And of course, the third thing I remember is when I hired Shane to do sales, he's like, we can't work with this.
	She's not, this is not working.
	So he fired her, and then she ran downstairs and started screaming on the streets, yelling at cars.
	Anyway, after we left them, we changed the name from Voice of Montreal to Vice.
	We paid them $35,000 over the course of, I think, a year and a half.
	Every month, it was like a $1,500 fee or something, which we didn't have to do.
	We changed the name, but we were 25 years old.
	We were stupid kids, and they threatened lawyers, and we got scared.
	So we went, okay, okay, we'll pay you for the right of leaving.
	Of course, we don't have any of this paperwork.
	The paperwork's from 1995 or 6.
	I don't even think the banks would have the check we sent out.
	Can you do forensics in 1996?
	Sure, you could.
	I'm going to bring in the lawsuit.
	It's pretty amazing to read.
	She says that I twisted her arm.
	I don't think she realizes that that's a colloquialism, and no one literally twists an arm.
	And she said I was racist because I would use the word packy around Sarush a lot, which is true.
	Not that I'm a racist, but that Sarush and I would say packy every second word because he was a packy and we thought it was funny.
	But not once in the lawsuit did this black woman accuse me of using the N-word.
	Now, surely if I'm a racist and I'm working in a room of three people, me, her, and Sarush, white guy, brown guy, black woman, wouldn't I be calling her the N-word?
	Wouldn't that have come up once or twice?
	So anyway, I talked to, when I was talking to the lawyer, he goes, you realize this could all be true?
	I'm like, it's not true.
	He goes, no, no, no.
	Hear me out.
	This could all be true, and it's perfectly legal.
	It's legal to encourage your clients to date a girl, even if you think they might be up to something nefarious.
	It's unethical, but it's technically legal.
	And then if this was your idea, what is it called?
	The Diary of Expectations?
	Statute of Limitations Is over.
	And then all that, like, it was your idea.
	Yeah, you paid a company to leave.
	You have to move on this sooner than what's 1995 to now?
	20 years?
	27 years?
	You got to move a little quicker than 27 years, my dears.
	Yes?
	So that was a fucking ridiculous.
	How long did that drag out in the courts?
	What?
	How long did that drag out in the courts?
	So it never technically made it to court, though it wasn't dismissed, so it was on its way to court.
	But I think I got these papers served to me at my home three years ago, two years ago.
	You've seen 2018, is that right?
	That sounds right.
	What do you mean you've seen it?
	It's online?
	Yeah.
	What?
	Yep.
	Shut up.
	You want to see the article?
	Shut up.
	Yes, I want to see the article.
	What is this?
	Sexual harassment faced lawsuit for systemic pay discrimination.
	No, that's a totally different thing, you absolute terrible retard.
	It's weird because when you said $25,000, I'm seeing $25,000 there, and I'm like, well, what else could you do?
	$25,000.
	I never said $25,000.
	No, you said you paid your lawyer $25,000.
	Yeah, that's what I paid my lawyer retard.
	I'm earning $25,000.
	Former employee sues Weiss, claiming it pays well.
	Okay, so that's happening a lot then.
	Yeah, that's a completely different thing.
	That's true of every company, basically, where they say you're racist and you're sexist.
	Elizabeth Rose.
	This is from 1994.
	She wants $1 billion.
	And I said to my lawyer, I go, I've heard of class action suits with like cigarette smoking and shit and Philip Morris, but have you ever heard of an individual, one person, suing for the likes of a billion dollars?
	And he goes, I have definitely not heard of that.
	I've heard of a couple hundred mil.
	Like that family who their son was going down a water slide, and I think he stood up and he was completely decapitated.
	They got 25 million.
	Not even close to a billion for coming up with the idea.
	And what is the idea of vice?
	Like the first issues of Vice after we left were just like a zine.
	Hey, there's a skateboarder and here's a band.
	And there was no idea there.
	It was my personality, basically.
	Anyway, I've been itching to tell you guys about that, but haven't been able to.
	And I guess I'll bring it in.
	But it's like this thick of just brutal insanity.
	And I bet you the lawyer went, you know what?
	We sue for a billion.
	Even if we get 1% of that, we could be going home with, is it a million bucks?
	1%?
	No.
	A billion is $1,000.
	$1,000.
	So it's much less than a million.
	I got to do that.
	I hate these big numbers.
	What is 1% of $1 billion?
	$10 million.
	Okay.
	That's pretty good.
	Yeah.
	Not too shabby.
	But you're not getting him.
	You're not getting anything.
	You're not getting a penny.
	That's not the way it works.
	If I ask to fuck every single Victoria Supermodel in the history of the Victoria Supermodel, even if one says yes, I get to fuck a Victoria's.
	No.
	Please call him right now and ask him what the fuck he's been up to.
	He's with Marjorie Taylor Green.
	Hi, gang.
	Can we get a head up on the vicinity of the show?
	Wait.
	Las Vegas.
	Is this her?
	I think this is it, dude.
	Does her name start with a P?
	No, genius.
	You got to pull up some detective shitty here.
	Look at that.
	Wait, what?
	Said that she was traded arm to arm.
	She was traded around like arm candy or traded around as a sexual object made her feel unsafe and blah, blah, blah, sexism.
	Blah, blah.
	And this is in your days.
	Wait.
	Vice founders Gavin McKinnon, Shane Smith are no strangest office behavior that would be deemed inappropriate back in 2003.
	Again, Ryan, I've been talking about 1994.
	Smith bragged about having sex and origin with models, blah, blah, blah.
	Yeah.
	If you had followed anything Vice or even watched this show, you'd know that they had a bunch of this shit a few years ago.
	And they replaced Shane with a broadband.
	That actually, it's strange that I'm defending Vice, but that shit is all bullshit.
	They went woke, they got broke, they hired all these trannies and feminists and stuff, and then they started getting lawsuits because that's what happens.
	We saw this with that, remember that coffee shop where they said we're having an egalitarian, super equal, lesbian, vegan coffee shop, and within a few days they had to close down because the workers decided they deserve it.
	I wonder what's up with that now.
	I bet it went bankrupt.
	They gave it to the workers and the workers fucked it up.
	Like South Africa.
	Hi, gang.
	Can we head up in the vicinity of the show?
	I want to make sure I get a hotel room close.
	Why?
	It's Vegas.
	Everything's close.
	It's very close, yeah.
	Also, what's planned after the show?
	We can hang with you and the gang.
	Koomi said he'd be gambling.
	Is Maddie going to be there?
	Yes, Maddie will be there.
	Vicity of the show.
	Like, it's not going to be in the outskirts of Vegas.
	If anything, you had your bet.
	Go right between old and new Vegas, and you're in the center of everything.
	Let's take a call.
	But I'll see if I can answer your question anyway, even though I'm annoyed.
	303, you're on the lead.
	Am I on the show, 303?
	Yeah, it's called 303.
	Hey, Gavin.
	I'll ask for something really special here.
	Can I have two things as one is long?
	The first one is praising you.
	Craving you?
	Praising you?
	Praising you.
	I've been a big fan.
	Okay.
	You only get one thing, though.
	Are you sure you want to waste it on that?
	I'll do the one thing.
	So I'm moving into my own place for the first time.
	I've had like roommates and stuff, and I was wondering if you had any tips or any advice for someone who's moving into their own place for the first time.
	Thanks for calling.
	Have a home warming party.
	Yeah, what the hell was that call?
	I'm looking at the venue now.
	It's south of Chinatown, south Las Vegas.
	It's not far from the Excalibur.
	It's not far from Caesar's Palace, I guess.
	I just moved into a new apartment outside.
	All Hill Caesar.
	Oh, I can't do the absolute.
	How far is Caesar's Palace?
	That's a 10-minute drive.
	So yeah, I guess I would say south.
	Paradise.
	Paradise.
	Anyway.
	Paradise.
	Next call.
	Anywho.
	That call was retarded.
	I'm moving into a new place.
	What should I?
	I don't know.
	Are you talking about furnishing it?
	Get some pots and pans and buy some spaghetti.
	Yeah, just get essentials first and then start filling in the space.
	Yeah, what the fuck.
	Don't be a retard.
	Hello.
	Hello.
	What's going on?
	Hey, is this me?
	That's you?
	Hey, hey, I just want to say real quick, that first, that one caller that said you owe him something, fuck that bitch.
	I mean, as far as I'm concerned, the social media was the show.
	But secondly, what I wanted to say was I've been dating a girl for about a year, and I've been red-pilling her on the gas for a while now.
	And everything was going great.
	We bought tickets to the show.
	She's ready to go.
	And she was wondering why y'all aren't announcing where the show was at.
	And I had to tell her, you know, Antifa might show up.
	I speculated a whole bunch of shit, which whatever.
	But really, she started to get cold feet around the prank thing.
	So all I want to really say is, like, hey, could you give her a shout out and go, like, everything's going to be cool.
	We got security, whatever.
	Nothing to worry about if that's possible.
	Yeah, also, Antifa's not showing up in Vegas anytime soon.
	I don't think anyone from Antifa.
	I'm sorry, I'm going to Dallas.
	Dallas.
	Oh, Dallas.
	Yeah.
	Well, that's different.
	Yeah, they could possibly show up there, but Dallas should be.
	I want them to, but.
	Should be our town.
	Like, that's our shit.
	You show up in Dallas.
	You fucked up.
	It will be fine.
	And the reason we are reluctant to give out the address is not because we're scared Antifa will show up and break the windows.
	The problem is them harassing the venue from afar.
	Like my talk at the Metropolitan Club here in New York City was they just harassed the old lady who worked there, calling her a cunt, saying, I'm going to rape you, doing all this shit, for 14 days before the venue.
	So it's before the talk.
	So it's not really to prevent Antifa showing up and fighting, although that would be true in New York, Berkeley, Portland, Austin, a lot of places, but not Dallas.
	The reason we're reluctant to say anything in Dallas is because the venue would get harassed as shit.
	So you'll be fine, my dear.
	Also, what are they going to do?
	Beat up everyone who goes there?
	It's a lot of beat up.
	That's what I'm saying.
	I'm a tall motherfucker.
	I'll be there.
	I can't wait to see you, man.
	Been a follower for a long time, so I'm looking forward to it.
	Yeah, the only person who's at any risk of getting hurt is me.
	All right, thanks for calling.
	That's how you get two things, by the way.
	Previous caller, he did literally what you asked for.
	You're like, can I suck your dick for a second and then say the thing?
	That guy did it.
	He's got to be quick.
	You could sneak one back.
	Yo, G-Bone, steak, and rye toast.
	Okay.
	Been following you since TJMS started on Compound and was wondering whatever happened to your relationship with Charles C. Johnson.
	Can't seem to remember him.
	He kind of disappeared.
	I talked to him sometimes.
	He really liked this prank.
	He texted me and without even saying, is it real?
	He was like, that was epic.
	What kind of bike does Maddie ride?
	I have two.
	I have Triumph and I have a Harley FXR.
	And what about that big fancy one that got flooded?
	That's my FXR.
	Are you going to fix that up and resell it or what do you think?
	Actually, I've been thinking about doing it, but I've also been thinking about buying a new bike.
	Not a brand new bike.
	Like, I want to buy a couple of the ones that I lost.
	Like a Dyna FXDX.
	A what, sorry?
	A Dyna FXDX.
	It's a Dyna Superglide Sport.
	Kitchen with Dyna.
	How could you compete with that Triumph Superbike on long trips?
	What could possibly be?
	I've ridden my FXDX cross-country like three times.
	Holy shit.
	My FXR is just for like around town and stuff like that.
	But yeah, right now I have a Triumph Tiger 1200 and my FXR.
	But going from a 1200 Tiger to an FXDR, that must be an RV to a bicycle.
	1600?
	Something like that?
	Bigger, bigger motor.
	Huh.
	The FXDR is a 1600?
	FXDX, yeah.
	DX?
	Had a big bore kit on it and stuff.
	Tons of fairing and stuff, so you just...
	Ripping it.
	Wrapping it up, as they would say.
	Thank you, G-Dog.
	You will need to sign my hot sauce.
	I can't fucking wait.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	Okay.
	I've noticed that.
	Don't let my chairs stop.
	Uh-oh.
	What's up?
	We got a wheelchair thing, a pee and Peel situation.
	Uh-oh.
	He wants you to roast him, but he's got a wheelchair.
	Okay.
	Where is this?
	A call?
	No, in that same one that you stopped reading.
	Oh, don't let my chair stop you.
	Hey, Ryan, Gavin, and Maddie.
	I've noticed Gav rocks a rollie.
	Maddie, I think, has a Garmin instinct.
	Yes, that's true.
	Who cares what Ryan wears?
	Probably G-Shock.
	No.
	Gav, what's a good classic and affordable watch?
	Has to look good with the business, blah, blah, blah.
	Hamilton Khaki seems like a winner to me.
	Maddie, how do you like the Garmin?
	I just got one.
	I love it.
	Have you used any of the GPS stuff?
	I don't really use the GPS stuff too much because I have my phone for that.
	But I like the Garmin.
	You know, it keeps track of my heart rate, sleep, all that stuff.
	I use it for health things for my doctor.
	Like it's linked to my health app on my phone and it gets transported to them.
	So they could tell if you had a...
	No, I used to have that called telehealth.
	I swear to God, it blew my mind one time.
	Like when I first was diagnosed in 2017, I used to have to get up every day and I had all this equipment in my house.
	And there was like a key, like a box that would flash in the morning.
	I would have to answer questions, and then I would have to take my pulse ox.
	I'd have to do my blood pressure and weigh myself.
	And one day, my weight went up like by four pounds.
	And within minutes, like, I used to, because with heart failure, if you're gaining weight that much in more than like two or three pounds in a day, it means your body's rotating fluids.
	That means it's putting stress on your heart.
	I swear to God, I was like, nobody ever listens to this shit.
	As soon as I got on and did my afternoon weight, within 20 minutes, someone called my house and says, Mr. Hotel, is everything okay?
	We've noticed you've gained like three pounds.
	I was like, holy shit.
	But the implant in my chest, I'm monitored 24 hours a day.
	But wait, you say the thing would be flashing.
	You'd have to answer questions.
	Answer questions like verbally or you'd hook up a keyboard.
	It would ask me questions on a screen and I would touch it.
	Oh, it was like yes or no.
	Yeah, yes, no questions.
	It was called telehealth.
	Yep.
	But oh, if you didn't know, I mean, I'm going for another heart surgery in October 6th.
	No way.
	Yeah, I'm going to have a watchman device implanted into the upper left atria of my heart.
	And what does that do?
	Well, it's going to help me get off blood thinners.
	But this, it's not going to affect my congestive heart failure, my cardiomyopathy.
	It's going to help remedy my atrial fibrillation, my AFib.
	So is that good news or bad news?
	Am I happy or sad?
	Oh, it's good news.
	That'll be off blood thinners.
	Okay, so I'm sad.
	I got it.
	October 6th, I'll be in the hospital again for another surgery.
	Hey, Gab, glad to see you made it out of prison in that colony in France.
	Check this out.
	Maddie has mentioned growing up around the 90s rap group Brand Nubian.
	It turns out one of their members is fairly based.
	Sadat X is always posting stuff like this.
	Who knows?
	Sadat might be a good guest.
	He probably agree with you on a lot of shit.
	And it's a picture of Sadat X saying, I warned y'all, this is the next step after they get you to accept pedophilia.
	And it's a headline that says, Decriminalize sex with animals.
	Zoophilia Pride Marchers demand LGBTQI plus movement add a Z. That can't be real.
	Are they really pushing that we add a Z?
	Oh, Jesus.
	They really want to fuck a dog.
	I noticed a lot of blacks are two-based.
	We've been rallying together in my building for some of the issues that are going on, like some of the laundry units not working and shit and the parking spot issues.
	They're starting like a Laundry Lives Matter movement.
	Something like that.
	Yeah, there's a black guy in our building who's signing a petition and getting us all together, which is really cool.
	But it's so funny how quickly the owner of the building being a Jew came up.
	And it was just like, well, he a Jew, so you know.
	And I was like, yeah, his laundry ain't working.
	It's like, whoa.
	And you've got to ask yourself, when the laundry don't work, who owns the laundry machine?
	It's a Jew.
	Yeah.
	Think about it.
	And you know how they do.
	And then I'm like, I got to go.
	It was like, what the fuck?
	We got to at least talk in the basement if you want to chat about this, sir.
	Yeah, it's a secret.
	Don't say the quiet part out loud.
	Since they're such a protected class, blacks that they can really get away with that.
	And I noticed that the old hostel I used to work at, too, was free Jew hate or Jew suspicion all over the place.
	Okay.
	Sadat X. Let's take a call.
	You knew Sadat X?
	I don't know him personally.
	I know, I mean, his real name is Derek Murphy.
	He grew up in the projects in Orchelle, Linga Park, believing around that area.
	Then you had Grand Pubah, which is Billy Dixon.
	And then you had Lorenzo DeChales, which is Lord Jamar.
	You know, it's funny.
	We're up in Montreal in the 90s, white kids in a French province, and we knew all about Sedatex, Brand Nubian, Grand Pubah, interviews in Voice of Montreal or Vice at the time.
	Like we were so dialed into the new Rochelle Yonkers, Bronx rap scene.
	It was bizarre.
	Mount Vernon was big at the time.
	Can you imagine a Yonkers newspaper really worried about Montreal fucking folk artists?
	It's unfathomable.
	Well, it was a new type of music, and hip-hop was created in New York City, so.
	Yeah.
	It's got to be exciting.
	It's the birthplace.
	And there's such a clear-cut bam.
	So this call is 912 Miscarriage, is all it says.
	Uh-oh.
	All right there.
	912?
	Hey.
	Hey.
	It wasn't miscarriage, it was actually marriage.
	I was just going to say it's only due to your influence that I'm not where I am today.
	I was stuck in college and just miserable.
	Was listening to you since 2016 and decided to pick up plumbing.
	And now I'm married and have a nine-month-old baby.
	Congratulations.
	Victor.
	I've never been happier.
	Yeah.
	Oh, that's such good news.
	So you dropped out of college and became a plumber.
	Yes.
	It's funny how with my generation, and I don't think my parents would be like this, but most of my friends' parents in middle-class suburban Canada, they would be crushed if their sons dropped out of school and became plumbers.
	That would be an absolute failure.
	Let me tell you something.
	A New York City plumber, a U. Plumber in New York, it's probably just hourly rate, not even his full benefit package.
	Probably hourly rate right about now is probably around $60, $65 an hour.
	Well, I read if you work for the city as a plumber and you do like municipal buildings, it's a quarter mill a year.
	Oh, plus they do all the side jobs, they keep all the copper.
	I mean, there's tons of ways you can do it.
	You got to eat the mic a little more, Matt.
	Yeah, more mic, Matt.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	I mean, they keep all the, what they call Mongo, all the copper, everything like that.
	Then, you know, they do tons of side jobs.
	So, caller, tell us about your first year.
	My first year of plumbing?
	Yeah.
	What was your income or was it all school?
	What was that?
	Well, my understanding is even when you're at school, you can make money.
	Yeah, I had a side job, but it wasn't much.
	And I had GI Bill, scholarship for school.
	But once I told my parents I wanted to do plumbing, I got asked if I was sure about it about 20 times.
	And I was very happy once I got into it.
	So you didn't have the same kind of school bill that your peers had.
	Right, that's correct.
	And what would their bill be?
	I don't fucking know.
	Way too high.
	And does it take seven years?
	How does it take seven years?
	What, to be a plumber?
	Well, I'm doing an apprenticeship, so I couldn't get my license in three years, and I'm already two years in.
	So, and don't you also have to combine that, or you should combine that with like a gas license and all these other licenses to work with other things?
	Well, your gas license comes when you get your master's plumber license.
	Okay.
	Are you going for that?
	Well, I have to get my journeyman's license first, and then I can go for my master's license.
	So I'm talking to you because I'm talking to all of our listeners.
	So I want them to know what's in store for them.
	So like, let's talk big picture here.
	How long from zero to master plumber?
	So I believe it's, so for me, it's three years to get my journeyman's, and then I think it's seven years after journeyman's to master plumber.
	Okay, but during those seven, so that's 10 years.
	Now we're like oncologists at this point.
	But during this time, you're making money.
	You're employed.
	You're not like sitting in a classroom the whole time, like typing out essays.
	No, I've been doing it for two years now, and about a year in, I started running calls by myself and making commission and everything.
	Great.
	And what's a good day?
	A good day?
	I mean, you can do a repipe on a house in about two days.
	And, you know, that can be anywhere from $8,000 to $15,000.
	And you're making 20% commission off of that.
	And what do you call this?
	A re-fi on a house?
	A re-what on a house?
	A re-pipe.
	A repipe.
	Repiping the water lines.
	For the entire house?
	Yes.
	So repiping an entire home from top to bottom, the upstairs toilet, the kitchen sink, the basement toilet.
	That can't be right.
	100%.
	What does repipe mean?
	All the water lines.
	100%.
	In Georgia, we don't have basements.
	Oh, okay.
	So 100% of the house's water lines redone in two days?
	Yes.
	Does that include carpentry?
	Like you have to fix the walls, break down the walls?
	No.
	Did you hear that question from Ryan, Detective Shitty?
	He thinks.
	The fag?
	No, I didn't hear his question.
	He said, do you have to knock down walls and fix all the walls and do drywall?
	I'm sorry about that.
	No, we don't redo the walls, but we'll bust them open.
	So where's the water heater in Georgia?
	Is it up in the kitchen, just like sitting there?
	Sadly, most of the time it's in the attic.
	Huh.
	Why do you say sadly you've got to crawl up there and get all hot?
	Oh, yeah.
	Well, when things go wrong with the water heater, you know, you don't want it to be in your attic.
	You rather it be in your basement, but we don't have those.
	But the best situation is that for it to be in your garage, basically.
	Yeah.
	I've had two water heaters leak in the past five years.
	The bottom rusted out.
	And I said this on the show before and people didn't understand what I was so confused about.
	But in both times with the water heater, the guy called up a junk man and the junk man came by and was happy to pick up the water heater.
	Which I'm like, it must be worth 10 bucks.
	Yeah, water heaters aren't worth that much.
	They're so thin.
	Yeah.
	And there's some copper at the top, but nothing to write home about.
	And the meanwhile, the guy's driving like 40 minutes, I don't know, half an hour to get to me, and then another 40 minutes back for 10, 15 bucks.
	What?
	Yeah, but they do it all the overall scrap guys.
	I remember that question previously.
	You were talking about that on the show, I don't even know how long ago.
	And I still can't figure out the answer to that because we pay people to take our water heaters.
	We don't fucking want them.
	Yeah, they're paying me.
	It's a bunch of garbage.
	Wow, that's cool.
	Well, I'm really glad to hear that.
	I'm glad to hear you got a kid on the way.
	I'm glad to hear you have a trade and you're not wasting your time with some fucking degree in speech pathology that costs you a quarter of a million dollars.
	Congratulations.
	No, he's mad at me.
	What is this?
	What's the matter?
	I'm trying to read.
	It's everyday, bro, with the Disney Channel Flow.
	5 mil on YouTube in six months.
	Never done before.
	Past all the competition, man.
	Pootie Pie is the next man.
	I'm popping all these checks.
	Got a brand new Rolex.
	You should do this to a beat.
	And I met a Lambo, too, and I'm coming with you.
	We're wasting this.
	We're wasting this.
	And this is Team 10, bitch.
	Who the hell are you flipping, yo?
	We're wasting this.
	You want to beat or not?
	I want to beat.
	Are you an MC or not?
	I'm an MC.
	I can't hear you.
	I'm an MC.
	Yeah.
	Yo, right now we in the Bronx.
	You know what it is?
	The birthplace of motherfucking hip-hop.
	We here with motherfucking G-Dog in the motherfucking his house.
	We got Maddie keeping it down.
	And you know, we got the motherfucking red zone up in here, Lockheed.
	And we got some hawk, hawk, hawk, hawk, hawk boars.
	It's about to be spitting on your bitch.
	Bitch ass.
	What?
	What?
	Y'all, I'ma spit this.
	Do this.
	Uh-huh.
	For real.
	Okay.
	It's everyday roll with the Disney Channel flow.
	Five billion on YouTube in six months.
	Never.
	Never done before.
	Past the competition, man.
	Booty Pot is next, man.
	I'm popping all these checks.
	Got a brand new Rolex.
	And I'm at a Lambo.
	And I'm coming with the crew.
	This is Team 10, bitch.
	Who the hell are flipping you?
	And I know this doesn't rhyme anymore.
	And I know I kicked him out of...
	I let y'alls down.
	That was fresh, you know.
	I mean.
	Start him young, this man says.
	Our firstborn, three weeks old.
	We'd like to thank G, we like to think G-Dog had something to do with it.
	And there's a tiny little man, or maybe woman, with a remote, and I get off my lawn mug.
	Oh, there you go.
	You know what?
	I don't approve.
	If the kid falls asleep, that's going to spill.
	That's true.
	That's got to be on the side to do it.
	Clearly the programming is boring.
	Yeah.
	The fuck.
	What episode was this where I made you pass out?
	Could have been one where there was maybe a knock on the door.
	Maybe that's an hour and 45 minutes into the middle of the house.
	Remember when they're that, like, Daphne is already too old for that face.
	Remember when they're just like the tiniest little humans?
	Yeah, yeah.
	And you do things like you stare at their pinky toe toenail and you're like, this is literally the smallest thing in the universe.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	It's crazy.
	This is a grain of sand.
	And then the next thing you know, they're telling you to fuck off.
	And trying to, my son is smuggling Crocs into the house now.
	Oh, my dude.
	Crocs, and he wants Birkenstocks.
	No, he doesn't.
	No, he doesn't.
	Yeah, I go, there's no Crocs, stocks, or dreadlocks in this house.
	It's like, I need it for baseball.
	I'm not going to wear my cleats to the game.
	No, you wear your shoes to the game.
	Then you change into your cleats.
	You don't need fucking Crocs.
	You're not a chef.
	What would your son do if you sat him down and be like, we got to have a meeting real quick?
	And you're dead serious.
	And he's like, what's this about?
	Like, the talk or something?
	And you put on a hip-hop beat and you're like, yo, there's no Crocs, no socks, no dreadlocks.
	And you just rap dead serious all the rules that you want.
	If you want to wash laundry, make sure they're there dirty first.
	I don't know.
	We'll try it.
	He would have to hate that.
	Guys, I've been doing pancake breakfast with my wife.
	I want to do some drawings like you do when the kids come home.
	Wait, you're making pancake morning for your wife?
	Doing drawings for her?
	You don't have kids?
	That's gay.
	I tried it, but the tube got clogged and then I added too much water and tasted bad.
	What's the method?
	First of all, here's the method.
	You take a bunch of flour, you go in the bowl until it's a normal amount.
	Then you take an egg, you break an egg in there.
	Then you take about this much butter, you put it in a glass cup, you put it in the microwave until it bubbles, then you make sure it's melted, you pour that in.
	You put in a pinch of salt, you put in about that much sugar, just like two big tablespoons, all right?
	Then you take some baking powder and you put in like this, I don't know, like that much.
	And then you put it in the thing with the thing that comes down, the blender thing.
	And you start pouring in milk as it's blending and making sure it's nice and thick.
	If you overdo it, it's going to be super watery.
	There's no water involved in this.
	Everything I told you is milk.
	You don't buy pancake mix, you faggot.
	Secondly, what you're watching right now is unacceptable.
	This is like super watery pancake mix with some super skinny pen.
	That's ridiculous.
	You're not doing that.
	And it's not even appetizing when they finally finish, too.
	Look at this when you flip it.
	Okay, that is pretty appetizing.
	But I use a ketchup squeezer thing.
	And unlike this guy who must have blended his a he must have blended his mix for a million years.
	Yeah, but I'm talking about the viscosity of the mix.
	My mix is super thick, and what I do is I take the squeezer and with scissors, I cut off the top of the squeeze box.
	So it's almost as big as the base of this pen.
	So it makes pretty thick lines, but you don't get clogs.
	So over mix it for too long, but keep it thick and make sure the dispenser has a wide hole.
	That's what she said.
	That one I'm guessing is a black mamba as it's slightly overcooked.
	Next call.
	Just kidding.
	That was a pivot because I was embarrassed with what I said.
	But we could take a call.
	From 971.
	971, you're on the line.
	Go ahead.
	God, I love you, buddy.
	You're the man.
	Right on.
	I think it's, I got a baby coming.
	We're about three months into it.
	Oh, that's great news.
	Takes a lot of because of you.
	Little boy coming.
	Right on.
	You went nice and deep.
	Congratulations.
	First kid, I'm stoked.
	But anyway, so I live in Boise.
	Boise's blown up over the last five years.
	Sounds like a little noisy what you know about it.
	But basically, the whole West Coast is moving to Boise because the last has destroyed the West Coast.
	I mean, straight up.
	Yeah.
	So now, this weekend, they're having a pride parade on September 11th.
	And they're going to do that drag queen story time bullshit for kids.
	And it's like, this is why we all came to Boise is to get away from that shit.
	And you just wonder, what can I do?
	Because I'm not just going to sit here and act like, cool, you know.
	Well, you got to go to it and say, and by the way, I cannot stress this enough.
	Do not mention homosexuality and do not say the word faggot ever, no matter what.
	That is the kiss of death.
	Because that's exactly what they're doing.
	It's like my main word, though.
	No, it's not.
	Erase it from your vocabulary.
	You got to go there with the mindset that it's stripper story hour.
	I don't want you sexualizing children.
	We don't want this sexual.
	And they'll be like, oh, you hate fags?
	And you'll be like, I don't know what that is.
	I don't want you sexualizing children.
	Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex.
	It has to be all about sex.
	Because it's a drag queen story hour is a trap.
	It's a trap to get you to say, I hate gays, and I don't think kids are gay, and I don't believe in gender.
	And it's a way to get them to turn you into an Archie Bunker and make dumb mistakes.
	No, your beef is this is the same as Stripper Story Hour.
	He's got thigh-high leather boots on.
	If it was a normal woman, you'd still be enraged.
	And you don't have to go there and like burn the place down and beat anyone up.
	Just make people uncomfortable and ask questions and be like, what is this?
	Why are we sexualizing children?
	Why is she dressed, and you say she, why is she dressed like a prostitute?
	I don't understand why kids are around someone dressed like a prostitute.
	Who is it being held at?
	Is it at a library?
	It's all these big businesses are supporting it.
	Like, I'm talking like 20 big businesses are behind it.
	It's some big, stupid, freaking gay pride parade on September 11th, which is weird in zone.
	That is a weird fuck you to America.
	I wouldn't get involved in the pride parade.
	I wouldn't get involved in the pride parade unless kids are pulled in somehow because that's a losing battle because you're saying you shouldn't be proud of your sexuality, which is a kiss of death.
	But I do think it's worth going to a dry queen story hour and just being genuinely curious and very nice and polite and non-threatening and just being like, I don't understand why sexuality and why this person is dressed like a stripper and they're reading the kids.
	And even that, a little amount of pushback will make everyone leave.
	Well, that makes sense.
	I get it.
	I totally agree.
	That makes perfect sense.
	I look hard for like a boisey Proud Boys or anything, but good luck trying to find that on the internet.
	Like, I don't even know if anybody's out here, you know, like a posse that we could do it together.
	I know Ohio is huge.
	I don't know that much about Idaho Proud Boys, but I'm sure there's a ton of them.
	I'll be hanging out with them this weekend, so I'll let you know.
	I bet there is.
	I bet there is.
	This is a very red state.
	I work for the Carpenters Union.
	I have LLC.
	It's just a bunch of red-blooded Americans out here, and people are pissed about this.
	It's making some noise, but they're just trying to push it.
	They're just constantly shoving it down our throat, you know?
	Yeah, it's a trap.
	They're trying to make you say something against homosexuals, which you should be allowed to do, but don't fall for it.
	All right, man, thanks for calling.
	That's it, folks, for the Thursday night show.
	We're off to Vegas tomorrow to do our hilarious stand-up comedy and party our asses off.
	Don't worry, you will not be kept in the dark.
	And then we will see you Monday with a brutal hangover and a lot of funny stories.
	So get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	Never stop thus fighting it.
	Welcome to the revolution.
	This is going to be televised.
	Cowardize a thousand deaths, real nigga never dies I had to memorize the rules of the game I learned from the fools and got Jews from the lames Refused to entertain you suckin'niggas on IG I'm about to die every day, nigga, burn me.
	See, you can burn me, just don't prepare me.
	Or my beard on my tip, but all I need is the niggas thinking wet hole in the top.

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