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Sept. 6, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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	From New York, it's General Monday with George McGimmets.
	I'm back.
	Got a week full of newspapers here.
	Worst kept secret.
	Some dog bit a chick.
	MIPD sending its scrubs on patrol amid shortage.
	Megan Markle still being a bitch.
	We'll cover that in shit I don't care about.
	Illegal immigrants crossing the border at record numbers.
	And we are crossing the border going down south and they don't like it.
	We'll get to that.
	Serena Williams retired.
	I always thought that was Mike Tyson in drag.
	More about the ridiculous document dumped.
	They're definitely going to arrest him.
	They just got to figure out a charge.
	There's the dark divide we talked about yesterday with the Trump speech.
	More Serena.
	And then, of course, Hunter Biden.
	The FBI stormed Baron Trump's bedroom and rifled through his shit.
	Yet they did nothing for this bad boy in his laptop.
	That tells you everything you need to know.
	That was Diaz's walk-on music.
	The trumpets.
	The Mets were kicking ass.
	My bet was up to $1,800.
	It went down to, I don't know, it was $1,600 or $17.
	It's now down to $900 something.
	I lost $700 in two games with the Nats, the Washington Nationals.
	First game, I lost $400.
	Second game, I lost $300.
	With a $100 bet because the Nats are at the very bottom.
	That's Mr. Potato Head.
	He looks exactly like Mr. Potato Head.
	Isn't that painful, Ryan?
	$700 in two games.
	Fuck me.
	Overall, doing pretty good, though.
	I guess so.
	Isn't this jersey weird?
	It's a baseball hockey jersey.
	We have a new sports show with Josh Denny and some Jew.
	I hate the thumbnail for it.
	And I don't like the name.
	What's it called?
	Big Uglies?
	Big Uglies.
	No.
	I want it to be called Sportsity Sports Sports Sports.
	That is pretty good.
	Yeah.
	What the fuck is that?
	Terrible.
	No, that's not happening.
	That's a hill I'll die on.
	I'm going to have my cartoonist friend, the guy who did our High Viz shirts, do a cartoon of Josh and the other guy.
	That'll be funny.
	Oh, he's a lot sexier than I thought.
	Nice set.
	Wait, I put the peanut butter first and you toast the peanut butter?
	No, no, I guess I toast the bread first and I put the peanut butter.
	You either were taking the show or not.
	I think it's reformatted.
	By the way, speaking of Trump, this is kind of a weird story to start out with.
	Actually, I'll get to that in a second.
	Let's jump into those Mexicans that don't like us crossing the border.
	Is this a level of irony anyone can handle?
	AJ Plus.
	Al Jazeera.
	Can you believe Al Jazeera dictates our information?
	Fucking Saudi prince vanity project?
	I looked up his name once, the main guy who funded it.
	It's like 17 names long.
	Al-Sharmik, Shamaz, Muhammad, Malak, Malik.
	You thought that was like a team of guys maybe that worked on it.
	But here, check this out.
	It's hilarious.
	This is what some Mexicans are calling modern colonialism.
	The heavy influx of Americans moving to Mexico City to take advantage of lower living costs.
	Other locals are calling it gentrification, a plague, or even an invasion.
	What?
	Behind you!
	Oh my god!
	You're thinking of moving to Mexico City?
	Wow.
	One simple recommendation.com.
	Gentrification is the name of the game.
	Critics say the flood of Americans has caused an increase in cost of basic necessities for locals.
	Rent has more than doubled for some.
	This is an invasion, huh?
	Do you feel like we're changing the demographics of your country?
	Do you feel like we're altering it culturally?
	Hmm.
	That Mexico City residents already spend an average of 60% of their income on housing.
	You know what we should do is consider amnesty cities, sanctuary cities, where we can live our normal American life without being persecuted.
	Sound fair?
	Yeah, maybe some of the Mexicans' taxes can go to making their lives easier.
	You know what's amazing about this segment too?
	AJ Plus doesn't acknowledge the irony.
	That's the beauty of shitting on mostly white people, is you don't have to justify your hypocrisy.
	It's just, it's a red carpet.
	Are the same ones who complain when immigrants come to America?
	And of course, natives are upset as they should be.
	Many Americans moving to Mexico City are working remotely and still getting paid in U.S. dollars.
	Some locals have benefited from increasing tourism, but for many, that doesn't balance out rising costs and inflation.
	Mexicans are also fed up with Americans ignoring cultural and social norms.
	What?
	And Some complain that in certain places, English is more common than Spanish.
	Oh my God.
	In certain places, English is more common than Spanish.
	Ever been to Texas?
	Ever been to Southern California?
	Ever been to Arizona?
	Holy shit.
	Don't give them any quarter.
	In our boxing gym, there's that song that comes on, if you're not bilingual, get the fuck out.
	And they're talking about a city in America.
	Remember that?
	Yeah.
	What was another lyric we overheard?
	White boy better put his hands up.
	White boy put your hands up.
	Yeah.
	We're trying to work out here.
	You're talking about killing us?
	There's another one that's like, this is about skin folk, kinfolk, bloodlines.
	We're on the front lines.
	Ready for war.
	I'm like, cool.
	That's what they're listening to.
	Race war song.
	Can you put on screwdriver next?
	It's in Pilates Studios.
	People who live in Mexico City and people who work in Mexico City, including myself, we want to get a place, but it's really difficult because the prices are so high and even with a good salary, it's very difficult.
	New York's shit for brains.
	You're still bragging about how cheap it is and how it's not even like a quarter of your rent in LA and it's messed up, right?
	Yeah, it's real messed up.
	Flooding the border is really messed up.
	We should stop crossing that border.
	Sounds like a lot of nationalism to me.
	Here's some more irony.
	John Doyle pointed this out.
	Kind of related.
	Yeah, if whites don't have a culture, why do you keep painting our culture black?
	I thought this doesn't exist.
	Black Robin Hood.
	And I know it's fantasy and stuff, but cut the shit.
	Tolkien was obsessed with medieval history.
	That's why they look like that.
	It's not random.
	So that's the globalists getting a taste of their own medicine.
	I thought this was interesting, though, speaking of globalism, and we're going to do a deep dive on France today, Western culture.
	I know you parochial Americans don't care about Europe or Canada or any other place.
	Fuck you.
	You should.
	It's going to happen here.
	The trucker convoy is as important to American culture as it is to Canadian culture.
	Macrons, the yellow vest, those protests in France are inexorably linked here.
	The American Revolution, the French Revolution are two sides of the same coin.
	I'll get to that shortly.
	So when you see this asshole globalist talk about stealing land from farmers, it's coming here.
	Ever notice our shelves are completely empty?
	How many food processing plants have burnt down?
	How much have you heard about the importance of eating bugs for open borders internally without a system for stronger external borders on the outside?
	This was a fair weather policy, it strikes me, and rather dangerous to put fair weather policies at the heart of Europe.
	What do you think can be done in the near term?
	Donald Tusk has talked about two months to get things organized.
	What can be done in the near term to manage another year?
	Well, first of all, I am in complete agreement with Donald Tusk that we need to get a grip on this issue in the next six to eight weeks.
	And the reason is that when spring comes and the numbers of refugees coming out of Turkey and Lebanon and other countries through Greece into the rest of the European Union, through the West Balkans, we see today that in the first three weeks of this year there were 35,000
	people crossing the sea from Turkey into Greece.
	Last year it was only 1,600 in the full month of January.
	Now 35,000 in the first three weeks of this year.
	And this is winter.
	So when spring comes and the numbers will quadruple and will go up considerably, we cannot, as a European Union, at least for the Netherlands, for Germany, for other countries, cannot cope with the numbers any longer.
	So we have to get a grip on this.
	So this is the immediate agenda for the next six to eight weeks.
	This has to do with making a success of the EU-Turkish agreement, making a success of building the hotspots and the reception facilities in Greece and in Italy, making a success of the relocation system within the European Union.
	Your question is about the success of the relocation system.
	Talk to an American farmer.
	Talk to a Canadian farmer.
	Right now, all over Canada, you have these weird bureaucrats, Trudeau's bureaucrats, going from farm to farm, monitoring their carbon footprint, monitoring their ecological behavior.
	We have it here in the financial world in America with ESG, environmental, social, governance.
	So major corporations.
	Corporations, like what's it called, Blackstone?
	They demand that there's an ecological component of your investment.
	Not good.
	You know the Amish never vote, but guess who is now showing up at Trump Rally since the Dems started targeting them with huge fines for raising organic beef?
	See?
	Told you the chickens were coming home to roost.
	We showed that.
	Did we show that clip of that Amish farmer getting interrogated for selling raw milk?
	No, we didn't show it, but I showed you that.
	Because there's that one.
	The one we showed before the break was the guy who had to set up a secret food club to sell his produce because he wasn't allowed to skirt the FDA.
	And now this guy has dared to sell raw milk.
	I don't think it's healthy to drink raw milk, but I think it's perfectly within the bounds of freedom for people to drink unhealthy things.
	Go ahead, have your bacteria.
	Look at these fucking fat Karens.
	They look like teachers.
	Doesn't she look like every teacher is ruining our children's lives with their bullshit?
	Turn it up.
	Thank you.
	Appreciate it.
	I'm just going to walk into your house here, your place of work.
	It's mine now.
	You may not sell.
	Remember, hearing in Texas, people are Getting fined for collecting rainwater.
	No, you may not do that.
	Mr. Shannon, you're in my personal space.
	Look how fat this bitch is, and she's there monitoring people's health.
	You're in my personal space.
	You are literally on my personal space.
	And you're so fat, you have too much personal space.
	You worried about raw milk?
	Why aren't you worried about fried food?
	You're in my personal space.
	She's talking to the people of the town over.
	You should check your own diet for unhealthy things like perpetual Big Macs, you fucking tub.
	I'm glad she fixes her shirt right here because she was looking like about a piece of shit until she tugs on the right part.
	And then she got the wrinkles.
	Now you're slim.
	Fat people always do that too when they sit down.
	They pull their t-shirts out like this.
	There you go.
	Damn.
	I don't think so.
	I talked to my attorney and he said, you know, let you do the thing.
	Okay, but the warrant says that we inspect inside buildings.
	Yeah, you're paying to do that.
	Anyway.
	So you need to.
	What's one six?
	I saw Jurassic World recently, and the plot is this food supply company made these locusts that are prehistoric that are going to destroy all the farms, and you'll only be able to buy from this food company.
	The character was kind of an amalgam of amalgamation of Bill Gates, maybe Elon Musk.
	So Jurassic World's kind of anti-globalist.
	A little bit.
	Norwegian farmers throwing away their harvest due to energy prices.
	Sweden's largest tomato growers shut down because they cannot afford electricity prices.
	11,000 farms in the Netherlands will be forced to shut down to meet climate goals.
	Are you realizing what's happening yet?
	Speaking of being able to read numbers, did you see that press secretary say that Biden has created 10,000 million jobs?
	That's 10 billion jobs, right?
	That's more than every single person in the world getting a job.
	All right, let's jump into my favorite new segment, shit I don't care about.
	Including your feelings.
	Here we go.
	And it's coming up.
	Shit I don't care about.
	Shit I don't care about shit I don't care about at all.
	Which got a new TV 55 inch.
	Oh, I just got a care zero inch.
	Hurtful.
	What was that thing we had?
	The crisis of the care?
	The care holocurb?
	The burning of the care?
	Burning of the care?
	Cremation of the care.
	What is that?
	I got to look that up.
	I feel like it's something we want to talk about.
	Shouldn't I have some sort of shit background?
	I can make you a shit background, true.
	That's forte.
	Every other background that I've made besides city inquiries?
	Olivia Watt, Cremation of Care is an annual ritual production written, produced, and performed by and for members, I already don't care, of the Bohemian Club and staged at Bohemian Grove.
	Ooh, at a small artificial lake in private Old Grove.
	Their dramatic performance is presented on the first night of the annual.
	I know a guy who goes to Bohemium Grove, Marshall Bell.
	He's in that commercial right now.
	You see where the cars pull up?
	And he's like the toll booth guy.
	He's got a bit of a bad scar on his front lip.
	He was the dad in Stand By Me, The Mean Dad.
	He was also Quado's host.
	Remember Quado in?
	Was that True Lies?
	No, no, no.
	Fuck.
	Total Recall.
	Total Recall.
	Yeah.
	He's the host of...
	Pull that up.
	Quado?
	Quaddo.
	That was a show we pitched back in my show pitch days.
	A spin-off where it's Quado?
	It's Quado, but he's in.
	Who's that sort of indie rock guy?
	Michael Cara?
	Sarah?
	Michael Sarah.
	Yeah.
	And Michael Sarah is a nerd, and Quado is like out partying, and he has debts, and these strippers slap him in the face and stuff.
	There's more parodies of Quado than there are Quaddos.
	Anyway, Marshall Bell is a Wahina Grove guy, and he told me what goes on there.
	He goes, it's just fun.
	It's just guys hanging out.
	It's like a Proud Boys meetup.
	There he is.
	There he is.
	Number one news item in Shit I Don't Care About is Harry Style Spit on Chris Pine.
	They've got some mediocre film out directed by Olivia Wilde.
	Did you catch that?
	What's that audio?
	And I saw a really cool movie with Chris Pine, the contractor.
	It's these ex-military guys that are...
	Oh, I'm going to be on the podcast 21 Guns tonight.
	These ex-military guys who do these contracts, and then we realize that the people that they're sent to kill are actually good guys.
	And then the contractors, the ex-military guys, are meant to start killing each other.
	But Chris Pine ain't having it.
	He's a fucking super beret.
	That's good.
	This movie that they're talking about, what's it called?
	Don't do anything or something?
	It's clearly a publicity stunt, guys.
	So you'll go Google the trailer and you'll see that Olivia Wilde directed a new movie that it's totally overdirected.
	Pull up the...
	Look, we're falling for it now.
	Pull up the trailer for...
	What's it called?
	Don't do anything?
	If you go back to that first link, you can see they're at an awards show for it.
	There's another thing where there was an interview.
	Don't worry, darling.
	Don't worry, darling.
	Let me tell you something.
	Women can do many things.
	I don't think women have a proclivity for writing, but as I've told you a million times, five of my top 10 writers are female.
	Women cannot direct at all.
	Here's why.
	The creative part is only a tiny part of it.
	By the way, did you see in that opening scene where he's taking the girl out of the car and we see the POV of the woman?
	Extraneous.
	Like she's insecure because she's female.
	So there's all these extra shots.
	She should be insecure.
	But here's the thing.
	As a director, you have to keep the original writer's concept in your mind and make sure you color within the lines and make that happen.
	That's one tiny, tiny fraction of it.
	The rest is all discipline and mathematics.
	It's looking at a shitty actor and going, you suck, and hurting their feelings, maybe even firing them.
	Like the first guy for Back to the Future was that red-headed dude who was Rocky Dennis in mask.
	After like a month of shooting, they go, you suck.
	You're gone.
	We got to get Michael J. Fox.
	That's a very ballsy male thing to do.
	That takes a lot of testosterone to do.
	And then there's all these tiny details like, did we get this shot from these angles?
	Is the lighting the same?
	Did the guy get ambient sound?
	Everyone's got to be quiet on the set.
	Is this going to match with the other thing?
	All of those details.
	What if this scene gets killed?
	Will it kill the continuity if we jump from the previous scene to the next scene?
	All of this kind of shit, you have to remember.
	I can't do it.
	I'm too feminine.
	I tried it a few times when we had the ad agency and I would just be like, all right, let's wrap it up.
	This is good.
	This is good.
	Let's go.
	Let's go.
	And it wasn't good enough.
	You have to be meticulous.
	You have to be obsessed with detail.
	So you have to be a nerd.
	But then you also have to be a tough guy who says, this all sucks.
	Fuck off.
	You shut up.
	You redo that.
	You're not good.
	You're fired.
	And then you have to be creative.
	Sorry.
	It's a very, very rare gift.
	And women tend not to have those characteristics.
	You know, my favorite thing about the movie is like, it feels like a movie.
	It feels like a real like...
	Yeah, this was all over the news.
	This is dominating the shit I don't care about.
	Chris Pine didn't seem attentive enough during this interview.
	The reason why I go to watch some of the movies.
	Every time I see items like this, too, I think, imagine caring about this.
	That's the only interesting thing I can find about it.
	Imagine caring.
	Like 1-8, imagine giving a fuck that Adele may have married this sports agent, Rich Paul.
	Rumor has it.
	Hello?
	I knew a guy that fucked her.
	Her old photographer.
	She fell in love with him.
	And he was like, meh, too fat.
	He dumped her.
	So maybe that's why she goes with rich guys.
	I mean, black guys now.
	Because black guys dump you for just existing, but they don't dump you for being fat.
	She can grow as wide as she wants.
	Wider the better, says Paul.
	And the final item I could not give less of a shit about, of course, is Megan Markle.
	She's an ingrate and a megalomaniac.
	Yeah, the only interesting angle here, too, is the reason that Harry married her is because of Europe's obsession with black women, which is a big part of today's green screen.
	I talk about the French obsession with the nigress.
	But I digress.
	I digress, yes.
	It was just me, me, me.
	Megan Markle does a one young world speech, and she talks about herself 54 times.
	What is one young world?
	I don't like the sound of that.
	What is this?
	Teenage globalists?
	This globalism is really catching on.
	You know what I half-care about?
	What?
	Lena Del Rey's weight gain.
	Yeah, I find that interesting, too.
	Did you know that in the new Elvis movie, she was supposed to play Priscilla?
	My daughter told me this.
	But she's too fat.
	Whoa.
	Yeah.
	Wow, she really put on some pounds.
	They're hiding all the photos.
	Would you mind if Lena Del Rey was your girlfriend and she got that fat?
	She wears it pretty well.
	I don't know.
	It's gross, but she looks...
	I'm fine with that.
	That's too much, obviously.
	That's a bit much.
	That's a joke.
	That's a big thing with young men.
	They don't understand how you could be with fat chicks when you get older.
	But you're like, I want more cushion for the pushing.
	I remember when I was like 13, Shane Smith, the vice guy, he told me that he puts his finger in a girl's ass.
	And I was dry heaving.
	I couldn't believe it.
	It was the most disgusting thing I ever heard.
	Cut to three years later.
	I think this is a great segue to talk about feminism.
	Hit it.
	It's true.
	Let's do it.
	Poor here identifies as a feminist.
	We are the storm, the very form of change that the world has been waiting for.
	Change the world.
	He said I was too pretty in a fight.
	That's toxic masculinity if you don't realize how your behavior is hurtful.
	This, I've been thinking about this video all week.
	Maybe because the woman in it is beautiful, and I'm not being a simp.
	I just know that the message is more likely to travel when it's said by a nine.
	But this is so succinct, especially the last sentence.
	And I just, I don't know, man, it really stuck with me.
	I think there is a major turning point happening with feminism.
	It has finally run out of gas, and the Zoomer chicks have caught on that it's a scam.
	So happy that women are starting to finally break out of the matrix and realize modern-day feminism is meant to literally break and destroy us.
	The reason we are all so fucked up and unhappy is because we are going against nature.
	And nature will always prevail and will always win.
	That is like true.
	It's like so funny that it took this long for these things to start to become mainstream ideas.
	No one wants to...
	No one...
	You don't need to be a girl boss.
	That shit's disgusting and embarrassing.
	Cut it out.
	Don't you love that?
	You don't need to be a girl boss.
	That shit's disgusting and embarrassing.
	Cut it out.
	Period.
	That's really good, dude.
	So I started with the best one, but here's some similar things.
	What?
	That's a shirt.
	Welcome to 2022.
	By the way, just pause.
	remember how much I was screaming this at Fox News?
	Women are less happy since feminism.
	Study came out.
	I forget the university that did it, but it said when they did these happiness tests in the early 70s, women did much better than they did post-Gloria Steinem, whatever wave that was, the second wave feminism.
	Since we freed them from the kitchen, their lives are miserable.
	Ladies, yes, if you're a housewife, you're cooking and cleaning.
	That's true.
	Not that much cooking and cleaning.
	And here's the important part.
	You're cooking and cleaning your own house.
	Like if you told a dude he had to clean all day, he'd go, fuck.
	And then you went, your man cave.
	He'd go, oh, cool.
	It's going to look great when I'm done.
	My man cave.
	Anything a man can do?
	Dude, my entire basement is my man cave.
	I just got a weights set.
	Did you see my weights?
	I did.
	I'm fucking jealous.
	I thought that was...
	I didn't know what that was because I helped unload it.
	Oh, yeah.
	And I was like, whoa, what could that be?
	It's a whole fucking thing.
	Yep.
	Dang.
	Drilled into the cement floor.
	I put it in the garage so we can drop weights and not worry about the floor.
	I thought I'm coming over to lift.
	So let me just tell you about my man cave.
	So there's the garage, which has my Jaguar and my Triumph Bonneville and a weight set.
	Then you come into the basement.
	We've got GavsTav, a $5,000 video game with every video game in the world on it.
	Street Fighter, Terminator Pinball, Ping Pong, Foosball, and a pool table.
	Yep.
	Oh, and an overhead projector.
	And in GavsTav, I have a TV with a hack box where I can watch any fight, any pay-per-view, Jamaican public access, anything.
	I mean, I don't want anything else.
	If you gave me a billion dollars right now, I'd go, I guess I'll invest it.
	I don't want anything.
	Even that, like, that expensive video game, I play joust with the kids sometimes.
	We don't really use it.
	Ping pong, if they have sleepovers, maybe someone will play.
	Really just the pool table and the hackbox.
	Anyway.
	Welcome to 2022, where you can do anything a man can do.
	I am so excited to finally be here.
	You are going to love it.
	Feminism has done so much for women.
	Do tell.
	No more aprons, first of all.
	Oh, do we finally have a butler to cook for us?
	Oh, gosh.
	No, you'll just eat pre-made greasy crap out of a bag on your way to and from work.
	I suppose that sounds convenient.
	So I get to work outside the home?
	Totally.
	You get to sit in a cubicle all day while you stare at a computer screen chugging coffee.
	So liberating, right?
	I suppose.
	Work all day.
	Will we finally have a Rosie the Robot made?
	No.
	You'll still have to do all the cleaning.
	That's what your weekends are for.
	Cleaning and laundry.
	And errands and yard work.
	Wait.
	So I have to work full time plus still manage my home.
	And by the way, the jobs are rarely oncology.
	The jobs are doing what a mom does, doing what a wife does, organizing.
	You're not organizing your husband's life anymore.
	You're organizing your boss's life.
	And how many times are they running the place's Facebook page?
	Holy shit, I just had an epiphany.
	Social media is a major problem.
	We'll get into that later, right?
	Yes.
	Who runs social media accounts?
	Women.
	Yeah.
	Like, what's cancel culture?
	You get doxxed, you get fired.
	Who's bringing the tweet to the boss?
	The woman who runs that company's social media.
	So maybe God is sending us a message about women in the workforce by showing us how evil cancel culture is.
	If they were back at home, we wouldn't have this.
	And yes, that means your company wouldn't have an Instagram page.
	God forbid.
	Anyway, go ahead.
	Want to have it all, right?
	Okay, but what about my husband?
	Is he amazing?
	What?
	No, you're not married.
	You can live alone with your cat.
	What?
	You do date, though, a lot.
	You can just have sex with whoever, whenever you want.
	That sounds kind of gross, actually.
	Just pick them off of this app.
	What about pregnancy?
	Oh, there's this magic pill you take.
	Totally wrecks your hormones, but keeps you from getting pregnant so you can, you know, knock some boots.
	The pill is magic.
	Well, it's mostly effective, but don't worry.
	If by chance you do get pregnant, you can totally just kill the baby by having an abortion.
	Why would I do that?
	So you can get back to work, duh.
	Someone has to fill that cubical space.
	Okay, am I at least happy?
	Uh, I mean, yeah, as long as you don't skip your antidepressant pill.
	Another magic pill.
	Gotta cope somehow.
	I think I'll just stay here.
	Get to have purple hair.
	They always say that, like, whenever you ask these women who have forgone tradition, they go, I just love to travel.
	What is more depressing than traveling alone?
	Okay, your first class flight.
	You arrive in, let's say, Paris.
	Nice.
	You've organized a driver.
	By the way, you have to sit and organize all this stuff for yourself.
	Driver's there.
	He's got your name.
	Wow.
	Then you go to a beautiful hotel, penthouse suite.
	And you plop down on the bed, put your suitcase down.
	You're fucking alone.
	You're alone in a different country.
	You were alone in your apartment in New York, watching TV, watching Netflix on your phone.
	Now you're in a beautiful Parisian penthouse suite with a fantastic view watching Netflix alone on your phone.
	Then what do you do?
	Go for dinner alone?
	Here's a great sound.
	L-O-L-L-M-F-A-O, bro, bra, dude.
	I think Jordan Peterson stole his fancy pants look from me.
	Yeah, because he was just chill.
	He was just like wearing three-piece regular suits.
	Even the suit thing I think he got from me.
	But I stole it from Glenn Beck.
	So.
	22.
	Another great summary from a hot chick.
	Didn't the...
	Out of those two women we just saw, wasn't the 50s woman more attractive?
	She seemed cleaner.
	Blue-haired feminists.
	I once believed that male privilege was real and that I couldn't get Now that I understand the true motives of feminism, I know that this could not be further from the truth, and that modern-day feminism is a war on true masculinity.
	Before women had the right to vote, most were stay-at-home wives, which meant they weren't working jobs and couldn't be taxed.
	Our overlords didn't like that.
	Rockefeller started funding feminist campaigns in media.
	And as a consequence of the movement, women started entering the workforce and leaving the home.
	Children would then be separated from their parents and sent to Rockefeller-funded schools to be indoctrinated by the state.
	All of this ultimately disrupting the family unit at its core.
	Feminism is defined as the belief economic.
	And anti-family is inexorably linked to this LGBTQ thing.
	You can use your pronouns at school.
	We won't tell your parents.
	In other words, we can be your parents.
	We're your surrogate parents.
	You've heard of a work wife?
	Well, I'll be your work mom.
	And your parents won't be in control.
	Then when you come home and you're finally ready to tell your parents about your pronouns and they refuse to accept, the state will take them away.
	They are passionately anti-family in public education.
	And the gay stuff with the trans flags and the rainbow flags is all about that.
	It's not about preventing gay kids from being bullied.
	It's about separating you from your parents, making you a different person, giving you another life.
	Remember that famous quote we used to always play where the teacher said, let's be honest.
	People in the community, the parents don't always know what's best for their kids.
	We know what's best for their kids.
	By definition, the parents always know best.
	What rights do men have that women don't?
	Modern feminists like to be off that hookup culture using hormonal birth control and not shaving is to touch your balls.
	Actually, they don't have that anymore.
	Toxic masculinity is prevalent and the patriarchy must be dismantled.
	Through movies and media, we're taught that working for the man, climbing the corporate ladder, and paying tax is more empowering and valuable than raising the next generation.
	Women have lost touch with our natural loving instincts and birth rates are plummeting.
	Men and women are not the same.
	And by protesting for equality of outcome rather than opportunity, feminists are demonizing and emasculating men.
	See what I mean?
	Here's one more.
	With all this misinformation floating around, I thought I'd use this National Women's Day to deliver some gifts of truth to my fellow ladies.
	Ladies, you've been duped.
	You see, it all started in the 1960s during the sexual revolution and women's live.
	A bunch of communists calling themselves hippies knew that the only way to achieve their goal, which was to bring the United States of America to her knees, was to go for the throat.
	And every good commie knows that the dugular of a nation is located in the nuclear family.
	So they went to convince the women that staying home and raising a family was a wasted life, an embarrassment, in fact.
	That a woman's worth, her real value, were measured by the size of the paycheck she could bring home.
	Get out of that house and let us, the loving village, raise your children.
	And now millions of divorces.
	You know what I'd like to see?
	Stop for a sec.
	I'd like to see a study on how much it helps.
	Like, say you, Ryan.
	Say your wife started working, right?
	You now need another vehicle.
	So there's all those car payments, insurance, parking spot.
	You need to pay for a new parking spot.
	Let's say there's parking at work, but you don't have parking at your house.
	You have one parking spot.
	Did that ever work out, by the way?
	The parking spot?
	No.
	So where do you park?
	The street is pretty good with parking.
	Like, we always got a spot.
	But is it 24 hours a day?
	Yeah, except for so one side of the street you can't be there on Wednesday mornings.
	The other side of the street you can't be there Thursday morning.
	It's like downtown Manhattan.
	But there's always spots.
	It's pretty good.
	There's about maybe once or twice a week tops that I have to park in the back in the illegal spot, but nobody cares.
	And then they promised us a spot and never gave it to us.
	We're kind of like, fuck you.
	Okay, so anyway, all the costs associated with the car and repairs and all that, it really fucking adds up.
	I think I've got to pay like $1,600 for the Land Rover again.
	I have three cars and there's always one not in the driveway.
	Yeah.
	I don't think we could survive on two cars because we need two cars when one's in the shop and they're always in the shop.
	The Jaguar from 2000 is the least high maintenance.
	The Land Rover and the BMW 3 Series are constantly getting problems.
	Anyway, so you have that.
	Then you have your daughter's child care.
	I don't know how much that is, $400 a month?
	Yeah, we tried to do the math on it for a blip of a second.
	She was like, what if I work?
	And we easily found out that that was retarded.
	So then there's a child care, transportation, child care, right?
	Now, food's going to be more expensive because she's going to come home tired and not feel like cooking.
	So you're going to end up ordering out way more.
	Probably 200% more.
	And then fourth, you're now in a new tax bracket.
	Oh, yeah.
	So when you start making like more than 100K, you really get reamed.
	True.
	So factor all that in, and I bet you end up with like an extra 10 grand a year.
	Yeah, and your kid isn't being raised by...
	And your kid's being raised by strangers who don't care about her per se.
	I mean, they're not going to abuse her, I hope, but she's not going to get the kind of tender love you get from a mom.
	Yeah, weird.
	And that was Paul Joseph Watson's point.
	He said, the reason we see these millennials screaming and yelling and demanding attention and being brats is because that's how you survive in a daycare.
	Look at me, look at me.
	Squeaky wheel gets the grease.
	Squeaky wheel gets the screaming, crying, hysterical wheel gets the grease.
	So we raise a generation of screaming, crying, hysterical bitches.
	So if your wife ends up bringing $10,000 net more to the family, your wife is making $10,000 a year.
	That's third world salary.
	That's terrible.
	That's like the slums of Delhi.
	Now your wife's a slave, which is what these women are saying.
	During quite a few new STDs later, here we are, Xanadu.
	You know, those old hippies weren't lying about one thing.
	Women are really important.
	So important that they knew they had to get us angry and out of the home because there is no stronger, more powerful weapon against the evil that seeks to destroy us than a woman in her home raising strong young men and strong, modest young women.
	I'll close with this.
	Everybody's all hot and bothered over the conflict going on right now between Russia and Ukraine and the guy with the two wives, right?
	We need a hero here.
	Women are super strong.
	There's a lot of strength in womanhood, but it's misplaced right now.
	And you can be drafted to join in this effort here to turn all of this around.
	You know, it didn't used to be this way.
	Life was better before all of this crap started in the 1960s.
	And I am asking you to be a rebel.
	Get married.
	Start a family.
	You can turn this around.
	Thank you.
	And you keep hearing guys say, well, my wife wants to wait a little bit until we have more money and stuff.
	Nothing drives a man to make more money than having kids in the house.
	And the second the baby comes out and the woman sees it, she goes, yeah, yeah, I know I said I was going back to work.
	Fuck that.
	This thing is awesome.
	And the biggest regret I always hear is, why did we wait so long?
	You don't see a lot of like 30-year-olds with five kids going, I had way too many kids.
	Shit.
	Why did I have so many of these stupid things?
	And by the way, when you have that many kids, the oldest ones start looking after the youngest ones.
	2-4, this was a pretty intense one.
	This woman, she goes, here, click on the first one.
	I'll read you the speed dating version.
	It's been a year since I started dating for the first time.
	I realized I've become a completely different person.
	I used to get flustered easy, get giddy, put a lot of time into texting, match with a lot of people.
	Those who didn't think were attractive necessarily, but they wrote such kind messages on my profile.
	I just want to talk to them.
	By the way, when these girls do get a date, the guy has been watching porn.
	So his idea of heavy petting is just to grab her by the ears and face fuck her.
	That's the first date.
	Anal.
	We've had all these problems with women's anal muscles.
	Young girls, zoomers, are walking around with the anus of a 70-year-old gay man because they get butt fucked on the first date.
	A year later, I become a harder person for one.
	I rarely match.
	It's actually one of my prompts.
	If I match with you, it means I want to meet you in real life.
	Let's skip the texting.
	Let's grab coffee, food, talk in person.
	So many conversations led nowhere.
	I don't have the energy for it.
	What does she say at the bottom there?
	I rarely get giddy.
	I found myself in complete analysis mode.
	It's come so clear on what I want.
	As soon as I spot someone avoidant or see red flags, or they have traits I don't like, I just end it there.
	Pickup lines don't work anymore.
	They used to make me shy.
	Now I cringe.
	I literally look at my date deadpan.
	Go to the next page.
	My standards are pickier.
	I dated two guys during the year, one for a month, one for three months.
	I was in a situationship for two and a half months.
	And by the way, men are to blame here, too.
	I spend a lot of time shitting on women for foregoing the family, but guys aren't proposing.
	Guys are playing video games, sitting on their ass, getting drunk with their friends, getting baked and watching fucking Netflix.
	I don't want to find a boyfriend, but going on dates recently, I've been feeling like free meal is an okay conversation.
	I just don't find any sparks with my dates.
	Do you think I'm jaded?
	I keep wondering when I'll have someone.
	I feel like I know myself better now and I've matured.
	I've learned not to settle for toxic behavior.
	Everyone says the right person will come along, but man, I have such a hard time imagining it.
	I know some people would advise to go off the app, but I'm genuinely happy with myself.
	Okay, ladies, you know what I say with this.
	You are fucked.
	It is a horrible dating scene.
	Worst dating scene in the history of dating scenes.
	But if you wear high heels three times a month, a week, grow your hair long, don't be fat, you're going to be way better off.
	You know what it's like?
	You know those diners you go to where they have literally everything?
	And then you get whatever you get, you're like, I kind of should have, I probably should have got the other thing.
	But if you go to a little place with like six things on the menu like that, and you're happy with that, you like it more.
	Yeah, I hate those giant menus.
	I hate them.
	I just get Huevos Rancheros every time.
	It's a spectacle to me.
	And I'm like, how do they do all this?
	But then you get the Huevos Rancheros and it's this big.
	Yeah.
	And there's like sausages the size of LeBron's cock.
	And you're like, I didn't work in the mines all day.
	If I was done a 13-hour shift, yes.
	I just woke up.
	Right.
	Here's a couple more.
	Money is better than kids.
	Don't do it.
	This is where I got that.
	Money is better than being in love and creating life.
	This isn't a...
	She's a really fun follow, by the way, little apostate.
	Don't worry, women, get your fillers and plastic surgery, live in your pod, swallow your birth control, die alone with a nurse you pay to care about you.
	It's funny the reactions she got from this.
	They're like, people with kids die alone too.
	Talk to people who work in old age homes.
	They tell you that there is this deep-seated anxiety with the old people who didn't breed.
	It starts setting in.
	I'm sure it set in before, but it starts getting like really crisis mode.
	And they also say there's a certain serenity with the people who had a bunch of kids and have grandkids and even great-grandkids.
	They're sort of like floating around like, we're good.
	I did it.
	I mean, that's what heaven is.
	That's what life after death is.
	Continuing the legacy of mankind.
	It's why we're here.
	But go back to that.
	You didn't show the article that she's talking about.
	Women who stay single and don't have kids are getting richer.
	Yeah.
	First-class seat to Paris.
	Penthouse.
	Suite.
	Fart through silk sheets alone.
	Bang some random black guy you met in a bar who gives you monkey pox.
	Go down a bit.
	As opposed to what?
	Die alone with a nurse that your kids pay for because they can't or don't want to be with you 24-7 because they have their own jobs and lives, maybe far away.
	What?
	She doesn't get it.
	You can tell who doesn't have kids.
	What if she's forced?
	Like, geez, what a specific forced.
	So the purpose of children is to be a free nurse instead of a paid nurse?
	Got it.
	Yeah.
	You don't understand.
	When we say you're surrounded by your loved ones, it doesn't have to be literally.
	They don't have to be touching you.
	You know they exist.
	They care about you.
	I haven't talked to my parents in like two weeks.
	They know that I'd love to talk to them right now.
	And simply knowing that is satisfying.
	So if you asked her what feels better, you give a present to a friend or family member or a complete stranger, what feels better?
	She wouldn't.
	There have other studies that have been done showing that unmarried single women are happiest, followed by married men, then married women, and lastly, unmarried single men.
	So, yeah, the problem with happy study is they're notoriously unreliable.
	And by the way, you know how you hear all about these northern Europeans and how happy they are with all their wonderful socialism?
	That's been debunked.
	The way that Northern Europeans respond to surveys is perpetually optimistic.
	So the data is not reliable.
	And you get this with women too, because women are agreeable.
	They're taught to be optimistic.
	Men are cynical.
	Men have to be negative.
	Maybe we won't kill this woolly mammoth on this hunt for three days.
	I have to be prepared for that.
	Women have to stay positive.
	Daddy's coming back.
	He's going to have meat, kids.
	It's going to be good.
	He's coming back to the cave.
	So when you survey them on their lifestyle, they're like, everything's great.
	I love being rich and single.
	The other thing, too, is when they talk about married couples and how unhappy they are compared to single people, yeah, it's easy to be satisfied when you have no expectations for yourself.
	And I was thinking about this on the weekend.
	I do pancake morning every Sunday and I make my kids pancakes and I overdid it with the milk.
	And so it was harder.
	I do little cartoons.
	I put it in a squeeze bottle, like a ketchup squeeze bottle.
	And I make like, I'll take requests.
	So what do you want?
	You want a skull and crossbones?
	Okay.
	And when it's watery, it's harder to draw.
	You've got to be really fast.
	So it's less like a marker.
	When it's thick, you can really take your time with the drawing.
	And I was mad at myself for putting in too much milk and making it too runny.
	Now, if you wake up and you're not making pancakes for kids and your pancakes are runny, you don't give a shit.
	Who's happier?
	The person who made the shitty pancakes and no one noticed isn't mad at himself, right?
	That's that dude who copied me.
	None of these are yours?
	The skull and crossbones you see are, what's his name?
	Fudged guy.
	Copying my skull and crossbones.
	Oh, dick.
	But Snoopy was mine.
	And then last two, kids are bad for the environment.
	Don't have them.
	Oh, there's this too.
	Happy is one thing, but content and fulfilled is another.
	Yeah, like you've talked to the best chess player in the world, and you're like, are you happy?
	And he's like, ah, I'm frustrated.
	I could be much better.
	Because he has these very high expectations.
	Say you lived in a city where everyone played piano, like at a professional level.
	I bet you'd find unhappiness there, but it would be frustration that you're not improving yourself.
	If you're a fat piece of shit that doesn't play the piano, then you're not annoyed with yourself because you have no expectations.
	Kids are cute, but they're not really eco-friendly.
	One less baby helps the planet more than giving up meat.
	Wait, I think I've looked up this journalist before.
	She's some British spinster.
	That's a bold strategy, Cotton.
	Let's see if it pays off for them.
	And then the last one, they are good for one thing, kids, and that's stripping.
	I'm just going to get, look at her tit hanging out.
	Boy, feminism has been great to women.
	Look at her outfit.
	Fanny pack, tits hanging out, overweight, and showing a kid the merits of being a stripper.
	Speaking of strippers, I think I'm going to put on this costume and go to France.
	Shall we?
	Good morning, everybody.
	Bonsoir, bonsoir tour monde, Jevienne de Rentre de France and I Bouco des Histoire.
	Oh, Samarje Pierre Babien.
	That doesn't look right.
	I didn't really get the most high-quality one to go on the bus.
	Behind me, Entremont, no, Avonmont, where Marie Antoinette and Louis XVI were held before they were executed at the French Revolution.
	But alas, I digress.
	I think it's important to take the kids on these educational vacations Because when they go to school, they are told that their culture sucks, the West is not the best.
	Oh my God, you should see some African mud huts, and you should see what these other fantastic cultures have done.
	So I always take them to these places.
	I'm sorry, I'm too lazy to homeschool.
	I know I should.
	I don't have fucking time.
	It would honestly be an eight-hour a day thing, and I think it would strain our relationship.
	But whenever I do have free time, I take them somewhere and show them how incredible their culture is.
	So when they see statues being torn down, like Roosevelt's, they know that there's important context there, important history, important culture.
	And that's prevalent in France.
	It's also, the previous time we did this, we went to Colonial Williamsburg, and it was fascinating.
	We went on that thing.
	We went on that little ride.
	You know what was weird about Colonial Williamsburg?
	The black people seemed to like being slaves.
	I'm sorry, man.
	It was fucking weird.
	Like, there was a woman, she was like a black slave, and she was running with her little bonnet.
	She was running next to the horse and carriage we were in.
	And she was like, I'll see you Thursday to the guy who was driving.
	The guy who was driving wasn't into this shit.
	He was like, he was talking about his dad's Dotson 901 or some sort of rare collector car, moped.
	No, Mopar.
	And she seemed to be totally in character.
	And then I remember I told you we went to a, I think it's listed here.
	Yeah, one, two.
	We went to a trial for a traitor against the British government.
	That's where it was.
	And he was on trial for helping the revolutionaries.
	And I stood up in court and I said, you're going to lose this.
	You're going to lose this country.
	This is the revolutionary war.
	We're going to win this thing.
	And I said, I'm not going to sit here and let you bad mouth like from Animal House.
	And I got these, the guards dragged me out.
	And when I was there, this black guy, he was lighting the candles outside, the little street lights.
	And I said, I just got kicked out of there.
	I pretended that I was a revolutionary.
	And he goes, uh-huh.
	He had like a yes massive vibe where he didn't want to riff with me.
	Like, because I'm white and you don't talk to your superiors.
	And then he went and got the manager.
	And the manager came out and said, was there a problem in there, sir?
	I go, no, no, it was funny.
	Relax, relax.
	But I realized that he, while I was talking to him like an equal, he went, yes, sir, yes, sir.
	And then he went to his boss and was like, we might have a problem out there, man.
	Anyway, I didn't teach my kids that element of the trip, but it was fascinating going there and learning about, basically there was two first people to America.
	First Americans, we'll call them.
	And there was the Puritans up at Plymouth Rock.
	When was that?
	That was later, though.
	That was like 1620.
	The people who left England because they thought the king was getting too atheist and the church was separating from the state, and that's not good.
	We need more God.
	We need more Christianity.
	This is a running theme, by the way, of this trip, is adhering to Christianity and the differences it makes in a civilization's future.
	And then where we were in Colonial Williamsburg, that was Jamestown.
	That was 1607.
	And we went there because, when I say we, I mean the English at the time, went there because the Spanish had gold and silver.
	So we said, let's just fucking, no one's around.
	Notice when people want you to listen to history, they throw the F word around a lot.
	So we were like, fuck, man.
	I want to get some of this gold and silver.
	I want to get some bling.
	But motherfuckers didn't have no gold and silver.
	So we just found tobacco and then we said, let's just stay here.
	Totally different from the motives of the Puritans up at Plymouth Rock.
	And you don't learn that at school.
	Do yourself a favor, by the way.
	Ask your kids anything about George Washington besides the fact that he was the first president.
	I honestly believe these Marxist teachers, when they're teaching these kids, our history, and I'm not just talking about American history, like Western history.
	I honestly think they say it through gritted teeth.
	Like they're not, they have no love of George Washington.
	They have no love of the founding fathers.
	But it's good to take your kids to a historical American site first, and they can see the American Revolution.
	And then you take them to France, and you show them the French Revolution.
	Where, as Ann Coulter pointed out, it's completely different.
	The beginning of the division between liberal and conservative thought, the French Revolution and the American Revolution.
	The Salem witch trials.
	They killed...
	Please check on Google, but oh, it was about a dozen people, and we still hear about it as if it was 9-11 every day.
	In point of fact, the number of people who were killed, and a Frenchman who were killed in the French Revolution without a king who was fighting back, was the equivalent in terms of population loss of this country having a 9-11 attack every day for seven years.
	That's the sort of mob bloodshed we are talking about.
	So we lost a few people in the American Revolution.
	How many did we lose in the American Revolution?
	I want to say it was like 10,000 total.
	How many people died in the American Revolution?
	7,000.
	The amount of carnage that happened in the French Revolution, it was like 40,000.
	Just beheadings all day, all night.
	There was four waves.
	And the biggest difference, I think, was the French Revolution was irreligious.
	The American Revolution was a bunch of smart dudes sitting around with Christ at their backs saying, let's design a perfect society.
	And I think the French Enlightenment, like Rousseau, had a lot to do with their inclinations.
	But they were all God-fearing men.
	And the Revolution had relatively few casualties.
	And then what happened to the Founding Fathers?
	They basically all died of old age.
	Everyone associated with the French Revolution, which was ultimately a communist, it was a socialist revolution.
	Everyone associated with that is dead.
	All the revolutionaries, all the monarchs, all the good guys, the bad guys, I don't care what side you're on, Everyone's dead because they forgot Christianity and ignored it.
	And I thought that the two mottos of the two revolutions sort of say it all.
	There was the French Revolution's motto was fraternity or death.
	In other words, be my brother or I'll kill you, which we see today with modern liberals, right?
	You have to be 100% with them or you're 100% against them.
	If you don't believe in infinite pronouns and they, them, and Wolfkin and all of their ridiculous, stupid, trans, top surgery, yeet the teats, bullshit, then you're a fascist.
	You're a mega-republican and you're a threat to this country.
	You need to be jailed.
	And they are jailing us regularly.
	And then you compare that to the American Revolution, which was give me liberty or give me death.
	In other words, leave me alone or I'll kill you, which is still deeply entrenched in the American ethos.
	So, yeah, the French Revolution, I just got a bunch of pics I want to show you here.
	But at one point we're doing the tour and I was like, what the fuck did these monarchs do all day?
	Like, I know I sound like I'm pro-monarchy because I'm shitting on the socialist revolution, but I'm no fan of monarchs either.
	I mean, America had the best possible system.
	And what was the American Revolution?
	It was also getting rid of the monarchy.
	They got rid of the King of England, right?
	But they didn't have to behead anyone.
	They just stood in the trees, hid in the trees, shot a bunch of people.
	And then the Brits said, all right, fuck it.
	It's not worth it.
	The French had to murder every monarch, not just the kings and queens, everyone remotely associated with them.
	Storming the Bastille, putting guards' heads on sticks and marching around.
	It's fucking sick and depraved.
	And fighting the Catholic Church was a big thing.
	Even at one point, they tried to invent their own God in one of the waves of the French Revolution, which was after the American Revolution, right?
	We have 1776 versus 1796, 20 years later, I guess.
	1793.
	I mean, it was a long spread-out thing.
	It went on for years.
	You could even argue it went up to the 1800s with the Paris Commune.
	But the amazing thing about, yeah, sorry, they tried to invent their own religion.
	I think it was called the Supreme Being or something.
	It didn't have a Bible.
	It didn't have a book.
	They were just like, can you just worship this instead?
	We need to end the church.
	Of course, the monarchy returned soon after that because all the other monarchs in Europe encouraged it.
	And religion returned to a certain extent, not like it was before, no.
	They have a new religion now, black women.
	But we'll get to that in a sec.
	So let's just randomly go through some stuff here as I blather on.
	What's the first pic you got?
	Oh, that's the basilica in Montmartre.
	It's only 100 years old.
	And the thing I like about it is there was a socialist, the revolution I just spoke about, not the French Revolution, but what's it called?
	The Paris Commune or something?
	The what's his name is buried there.
	Go to 1.6.
	The leader of the socialist revolution.
	Yeah, Eugene Varlin.
	So he's buried there right under the basilica, which is great.
	And all the socialists hate that it's there.
	They hate that there's this big, beautiful 100-year-old church in Montmartre.
	You know what's cool about my accent, too?
	Everyone knows that I'm from Montreal instantly.
	I didn't think it was that strong of an accent.
	And I realized when I was there that all the settlers were, that was 1600s, right?
	And the accent is sort of frozen in amber.
	Have I already said this, Ryan?
	It was in a different take or something?
	So when they hear my accent, they're hearing like a peasant from the 1600s.
	Have I already said that?
	No, I said it in a different take, I think.
	Now I'm giving away that there's several takes.
	It was the mustache's fault, to be fair.
	Yeah.
	And then they got rid of all the religious people.
	Quebec stayed very religious.
	The worst thing you can say is tabernacle in Quebec.
	The host, SD, that's another horrible thing.
	Modit is like worse than motherfucker.
	They can say shit and fuck.
	You go to a daycare and they're saying, what the fuck is going on with you little shits?
	That's fine.
	But you never blaspheme the church in Quebec.
	And this place is total and utter blasphemy everywhere you go.
	So in a way, my accent represents pre-revolutionary France, pre-socialist France, Catholic France.
	And I kind of like that.
	I sound like a weird pauper begging for bread during the plague.
	All right, so that's the basilica with the magic hour.
	Oh, this is stunning, isn't it?
	There's the Louvre, where King Louis XIV lived, and he decided that it wasn't pretty enough, so he built that one way out in Versailles, where we eventually had Mary Antoinette and Louis XVI.
	And that pissed off the Parisians.
	There's a lot of...
	There's a lot of good things about the French Revolution, too.
	It's the sense of populism, and you have to be one with the people.
	And if you don't know the people, like Trump does, you become disjointed and separated, and you're not part of the community.
	And that was really the big problem with France.
	There was the clergy, the monarchy, and the peasants.
	They all had equal power, but the peasants were 95% of the population.
	That doesn't work, which drives me nuts that they hate Trump there so much.
	They fucking despise him.
	I mean, you see this all over Europe.
	And I don't quite get it.
	I mean, French culture is still steeped in the revolution.
	They're still all about the people and populism and the working class and all that shit.
	But maybe they don't know any?
	Because you can't be pro-working class and hate Trump.
	I'm sorry.
	It's a contradiction.
	What's the next one?
	My kids are with me during all this.
	That's another shot of the Basilica and Montmart.
	We just talked about that.
	Okay, this is a perfect example of...
	This is exactly what I'm talking about.
	This is what Nike based their name on.
	This is the winged victory of Somothrace?
	Nike.
	This is Nike.
	The swoosh is her wings.
	I think.
	Or wait, isn't it the running guy who had the wings on his ankle?
	Anyway, this is the Nike statue.
	And this is basically the reason I brought my kids there.
	That, right, is translucent.
	This sculptor has managed to carve the look of wet fabric.
	You know, when clothes are wet, especially like a wet t-shirt contest, you can sort of see through?
	He's done that with a hammer and a chisel.
	So while you're told that your culture sucks, I want you to see this and know that it doesn't.
	And we have incredible artifacts in our past that we created.
	And I count, that's a Greek statue, but I count the Greeks as Western, obviously.
	What's next?
	Oh, this is interesting.
	Look how cold it was when they invented baseball.
	That made me laugh so hard at the Louvre that people were staring.
	That's like the funniest thing I've ever said.
	My son is old enough, too, my eldest boy, to giggle at that kind of juvenile humor.
	So that's fun.
	There was another time, too.
	During the walking tour of the French Revolution, the guy was talking about the finance minister, Necker.
	And he said, with his accent, he was like, and the king had a big problem with Necker.
	So he said, you know, you're banished.
	You're fine.
	And I was like, so Necker couldn't handle the finances.
	He wasn't good with money.
	He was like, Necker rich?
	I'm like, yes, precisely, precisely.
	And then I'm looking over and my teenage, well, my eldest teenage boy's giggling.
	But yeah, speaking of the monarchs, at one point I just go, what the fuck did they do all day?
	And he goes, oh, they would hunt, mostly hunt, and they would have parties.
	I would be bored shitless.
	I mean, hunting is fun, but every day, all day, your whole life?
	And then I got a theory going.
	I think a lot of them fucked themselves to death.
	You know how we see this problem with the gays?
	First we had AIDS because they did too much fucking and it spread it around.
	Nature has balances for this.
	Now we got monkeypox from having, you know, shit eating orgies where they eat their poo-poo and they're fucking everything that moves for three hours straight.
	Those balances are also prevalent in the heterosexual world.
	They're human checks and balances, not necessarily gay.
	It's just the gays tend to fly closer to the sun than us, right?
	And I'm thinking, remember Peironi's disease?
	Peyroni's disease is when you get a kink in your dick.
	And it's named after King Henry II of France.
	King Henry II's urologist was named Peironi.
	So he named it.
	And it's just basically a calcium deposit.
	Like, take a deflated long balloon, put a piece of tape on it, then inflate the balloon and it'll go around the tape, right?
	Because the tape's not stretching with the rest.
	That's what Peyroni's is.
	And there's cures for it now.
	It's called Xiaoflex.
	But you get it from excessive fucking.
	You get it from like you're holding up a chick and then she falls and you bend your dick.
	You can kind of break your dick.
	It's not a bone, but it's a boneur.
	A boner is bone-ish.
	And I'm convinced that Henry II, he got that problem from fucking too many bronze.
	Bent his dick, putting it in a butthole or something.
	And the same with Louis XVI.
	He was the guy who was king during the French Revolution.
	He was the guy we just showed at the old picture.
	Go back to the old picture behind me there.
	The main one, the Palais de Justice, because that was Louis XVI and Mary Antoinette.
	She's the one who allegedly said, let them eat cake.
	She didn't say that.
	If you look at the Sophia Coppola movie about Mary Antoinette, that's very bow, wow, wow, Vivian Westwood-based, it doesn't really have a plot.
	But Jason, what's his name from Rushmore, is portrayed as a fag in that movie.
	He's Louis XVI.
	I don't think he was a homo.
	I think his dick was broken.
	And when you have Peironi's disease, it's painful to get an erection.
	So he wouldn't want to horse around with her because his dick would hurt.
	Why does his dick hurt?
	Overfucking.
	I solved a cold case that is hundreds of years old.
	All right, let's get back to our shots there.
	Oh, that last one was the movie.
	Look at that view.
	Of course, the Mexican has to show up and sing La Bamba.
	And some hippies have to have hula hoops.
	And then, of course, back to the basilica.
	There's also a lot of nostalgia here, personally, for Montmart, because I proposed to my wife under the Eiffel Tower when we were staying in Montmartre.
	And yeah, there's garbage everywhere.
	Trump says Paris is lost.
	A lot of black Africans who are like literally black.
	But not crime.
	Crime wasn't a thing outside of like pathetic little pickpockets and stuff.
	But you can't deny the architecture.
	You can't deny the history.
	And this is what's so important.
	And by the way, French history is inexorably linked to ours.
	The French Revolution, I believe, was the result of the American Revolution.
	I think they saw what we did and they said we should try too.
	But being Frenchmen, they fucked it up.
	And everyone died.
	What's the next one?
	8343?
	Oh, is that the Catacombs?
	Yeah.
	Is that 8343, Ryan?
	8246.
	Oh, okay.
	So yeah, the Catacombs was really far underground.
	Felt like a quarter of a mile underground.
	And the French are pretty inept, and they were just...
	The cemeteries overfilled.
	And then there was some sort of underground collapse where people had dead bodies floating into their basements.
	I said, okay, we've got to dig up this cemetery.
	We'll pour the bodies in an abandoned limestone mine.
	And then about 50 years later, this guy, Louis-Étienne-Erica de Turie, came down.
	He said, this is gross.
	Let's reorganize this.
	So he put all the femur bones in a section with then two rows Of skulls and then femur bones, and then all the other little ankle bones and everything are behind.
	So there's miles and miles of skulls.
	I saw they have catacombs in southern Italy too, but they're more recently dead.
	And you're walking around.
	This is in, I think, Reggio de Calabri or something, somewhere in Sicily, I think.
	And there's like these dead cat-looking fucking leathery dudes with their suits still on.
	And young Sicilians like to go there because it's relatively abandoned and they make out.
	So they're making out next to dead bodies.
	You know what fucking pissed me off about this?
	Some asshole, goddamn, I wish I was there for this, wrote his graffiti tag on one of the skulls.
	Is that a low point in world history or what?
	Did it smell weird down there?
	Nope.
	Did it have bad vibes?
	Nope.
	Interesting.
	I think it was very reverent to put all these bones in a pile.
	So it actually has good vibes.
	This was just a pile of shit before, what's his name?
	Louis showed up.
	And it's nice and cool down there, too.
	Paris was hot as shit.
	They don't do AC.
	We've got the Nike statue.
	So we're getting down there, and we see this.
	This is the raft of the Medusa, right?
	You might recognize it from the Pogues album cover, Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash.
	Winston Churchill was asked about naval life, and he goes, eh, Navy life.
	Don't talk to me about the Navy.
	It's just rum, sodomy, and the lash.
	That's all they do.
	It's fuck each other, get drunk, and whip each other.
	Pogues seem to think that's cool.
	They want to be part of that.
	Great album, by the way.
	So anyway, we're looking at this, and remember why I'm here?
	I'm showing my kids that Western culture is the best.
	And this painting was incredibly revolutionary because you need permission to do paintings this big, and it has to be either a biblical story or a monarch or some sort of reverent thing.
	You can't have a bunch of cannibals who were on an abandoned ship.
	This ship was going to Senegal, I think, to reestablish a French colony.
	Nothing really to do with slavery.
	I'm sure it's tangentially related to slavery, but the ship crashed.
	The elites got on the escape boats.
	They ended up starving, too, because they're in the middle of nowhere.
	And then a few savages managed to forage a raft, and they ended up eating each other.
	I think maybe two of them survived this trip.
	But they'd never seen a painting this big of poor losers.
	Okay, great.
	Got it.
	It's an incredible painting.
	The kids are learning.
	Then I'm with this Asian but American Chinese kid.
	She's five.
	And the tour guide goes, this was amazing because we finally had the poor depicted in a big setting.
	Okay, I'm with you.
	This is great.
	Then she leans down to the little girl and she says, and this is during the time of slavery, you know, and do you think slavery is good?
	Because they went to your country.
	She points at the little girl.
	We've got dead bodies here, right?
	She somehow links all that to slavery.
	Then she points into a five-year-old's face and says, do you think slavery is good?
	She's five.
	Two were ruined because I have to get aggressive now.
	And now everyone's uncomfortable.
	My wife's uncomfortable.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	And I said, yeah, slavery is terrible.
	It's terrible what Africa did.
	Thank God the West abolished slavery.
	Thank God England abolished slavery.
	And then thank God America lost the equivalent today of $5 million to make sure that slavery was over.
	Maybe your welcome is in order, huh?
	And then she got super defensive.
	And she goes, yes, yes, everyone was a slave.
	Jews were slaves.
	And I go, yeah, the word slave is Slavic.
	Irish slaves.
	Some data says there was more white slaves than black slaves in America.
	And by the way, there was only 320,000.
	And then she goes, yes, well, you know, there was 20 million Africans who were taken from their nation.
	And then who knows, maybe much more than that, because many died on the journey.
	Maybe it was 30, 30 million?
	What?
	It was 12.5 million.
	2.5 died.
	10 million made it across.
	Brazil got 3 million.
	We got 320,000.
	Yet we keep fucking hearing about it, including from frogs like you.
	Oh, and then she goes, she says, you know, we hear about the Holocaust and there was 6 million.
	It doesn't compare to 10 million.
	Okay.
	Sorry, it doesn't compare to 20 million plus.
	I'm like, that's it.
	Do you want to get into that?
	And then she starts talking about how, you know, people are still on rafts.
	And I'm like, yeah, escaping socialism in Cuba.
	And if you want to get into numbers and you'd want to talk about socialism, how about the 80 million in China that Mao killed very recently?
	That was the fucking 60s, bitch.
	And say bitch, and I didn't have that tone.
	But we're getting, like, she's just making up numbers here.
	And it's ironic because I'm sitting there trying to show my children the beauty of Western history and Western culture.
	And there she is catching our one little flub, our little mistake, and making the whole day about that.
	And doubling the numbers while you're at it.
	And this I noticed about the French too.
	Their politics are fucking juvenile.
	What about Z. I was on a sailboat with this guy.
	What's that?
	Oh, who got the most slaves?
	Yeah, you go buy a slave right now in Libya for $400.
	Go get a person.
	Go buy one.
	But yeah, you talk to them, and it sounds like you when you're 15 or 14.
	Like, what about the unarmed blacks that are getting killed?
	There's so many guns there.
	Why are there so many guns?
	We don't have that kind of...
	You've got plenty of crime here, by the way.
	Just go to Les Bon Lou, the suburbs where all the refugees are.
	You just had refugees burn down the Notre Dame.
	The church that survived World War II can't survive your shitty refugee crisis.
	Fucking gypsies everywhere.
	Gypsies playing that three cups one ball game.
	You know that thing?
	Can you believe people are still falling for that?
	How old is the three cups one ball game?
	A million years old?
	I can see cavemen doing it with coconuts.
	And how do you make any money with that game?
	Like you're hustling people for 10 euros here, 20 euros there.
	And it's two guys, and then there's like six or seven gypsies pretending to be tourists.
	It's a funny thing.
	They have these shopping bags, but they've been using the same shopping bag for weeks.
	It's all frayed at the top.
	Like, I'm not retarded.
	I know you're all part of it.
	But still, that's one, two, three guys doing the cup shit.
	And then there's maybe five others pretending to be tourists going, oh, yeah, you won.
	You won.
	That's like eight people making what?
	They better be making...
	They'd have to make like 100 euros an hour to just make minimum wage, to just clear McDonald's salary.
	Fucking losers.
	Anyway, I'm all over the place.
	Although, you know what happened?
	Just like yesterday or two days ago, they started fighting back about NATO, saying we want out of NATO.
	It was Sarkozy, President Sarkozy, who got the French back into NATO very recently, like 20 years ago or something.
	But they were out of NATO for like half a century.
	And now if you go to 2-1, you see that they're taking to the streets saying, fuck NATO, which I love to hear.
	Look at that.
	We don't want anything to do with your stupid Russian rule.
	I can't hear what they're saying.
	Yeah, show me in the Trump statue.
	This is not an uncommon thing, seeing President Trump desecrated.
	There he is with pig hoofs.
	Big, fat, disgusting.
	And even that is not enough.
	Like, people would write fuck Trump on it and put stickers on it because they hate him so much.
	He did.
	I've thought for a second there was this guy, George Danton, during the French Revolution, and he was one of the monarchs, and he was a populist.
	The peasants loved him.
	One of the few guys in the administration that the peasants looked up to.
	And he was a Trump guy.
	There he is.
	Gerard Depardieu played him in a movie, The Epitome, Danton.
	That's why I let it happen.
	And I thought, maybe that's why they hate him.
	Because this guy ended up being corrupt, but he was arrogant right to the end.
	He was the Trump of the French Revolution.
	And when they went to behead him, he knew he was getting beheaded.
	Everyone is.
	He decided to lie on his back so he could see the guillotine coming down.
	And then right before they did it, he goes, when you're done, pick up my head and show it to the people.
	It's a beautiful head.
	It'll be worth it.
	Great, great head.
	Show my head.
	Best head around.
	They probably like me.
	But then I realized, no, I think they hate him because he recognizes the decay of their city.
	2-5.
	He said, Paris isn't Paris anymore.
	And he's true.
	It's filthy.
	No one had any style, by the way.
	Take a look at what's happened in France.
	I have a friend.
	He's a very, very substantial guy.
	Same with me.
	He loves the city of lights.
	He loves Paris.
	I hadn't seen him in a while.
	And I said, Jim, let me ask you a question.
	He calls me Jim for this.
	How's Paris doing?
	Paris?
	I don't go there anymore.
	Paris is no longer Paris.
	Trump's criticism of the French capital comes amid other remarks about rise and crime in Sweden.
	Built a hundred years after the French Revolution.
	They're really happy with the French Revolution, by the way.
	They thought it went great.
	And I go, what about the tens of thousands of dead?
	And they go, oh, well, it's just like your revolution, but we have a bigger population.
	No, we didn't line up people 24 hours a day and behead them.
	Thousands of decapitated heads.
	That's bad.
	You suck.
	So they've replaced their love of Christ with their love of black women for some reason.
	I don't know why.
	But this really fucking pissed me off.
	So we go to the Pantheon.
	And the Pantheon is where the people who have helped shape France, make it what it is today, are there.
	You know who's there?
	Voltaire.
	What did he say?
	I disagree with what you say, but I'll fight to the death for your right to say it.
	One of the most popular quotes in all of Western history.
	I use it all the time in my common vernacular.
	It's a very succinct way to describe the importance of free speech.
	People still don't get it.
	They go, hate speech isn't, that's not real speech.
	That should be restricted.
	No, it's not about agreeing with the speech.
	Then free speech would just be, the Beatles are good, and the Rolling Stones are good, too.
	It has to involve the most horrific things imaginable.
	You're allowed to say anything.
	And then who else is there?
	No, no, not yet, Ryan.
	Rousseau.
	Rousseau is in there.
	And he should be in there, one of the greatest minds of our time.
	I believe that his early Enlightenment writing helped foment the American Revolution.
	And I think the Constitution relied heavily on Rousseau's writing.
	They just added a huge dose of Christ.
	And by the way, the whole separation of church and state thing, that wasn't them saying, get the church out of here.
	It was more about protecting the church from the state.
	So people think it was an atheist move, separating church and state.
	No, it was a way to preserve the church and get it out of the clutches of the government.
	So as we're going through the pantheon and looking at these incredible historical figures, I discover that there's a new kid in town.
	Guess who's there now?
	Josephine Baker, a fucking stripper.
	I don't think I included this in the notes, Ryan, but she's famous for wearing a costume of just bananas.
	This is, no, that's not, don't pull that up until I say so.
	Go find Josephine Baker with her fucking banana costume.
	She was a stripper.
	She's a piece of trash, a mulatto chick from St. Louis.
	She's dancing on the streets as an orphan.
	She ends up going to New York City, Harlem, and she realizes there's more money in being a saucy temptress.
	it's the equivalent of modern-day stripping.
	And then that makes it to Paris.
	Everyone loves her.
	They're all super horny for black chicks.
	It's exotic, right?
	And they're already perverts.
	So they're like, oh, we get to fuck a new kind of chick.
	Not safe for work.
	Yeah, that's not it.
	It's a costume of just bananas.
	Yeah, there she is.
	She had a big hit.
	Don't touch my tomatoes.
	It's a cover, of course.
	But yeah, she's singing a song about her tits, saying, don't touch my tits.
	She's in the fucking pantheon now.
	She's not French.
	She's American.
	She is a retard.
	She, just like Madonna, before Madonna, she's in the pantheon, literally next to Voltaire and Rousseau.
	Oh, and this, it gets even worse.
	Her bones, her body's in Monaco, which is essentially, it's like, it's more independent than Washington, D.C. is from America.
	It's essentially a sovereign state in the south of France.
	They go, okay, we're going to move her bones to the Pantheon.
	And her family goes, no, don't do that.
	Leave my stripper mom in Monaco.
	Okay.
	So they get a casket.
	They put dirt from St. Louis, Paris, and Monaco in a casket and stick that in there.
	A pile of fucking dirt.
	And on top of the fact that she's just a stupid fucking stripper, she was also a retard.
	She adopted 12 kids from all around the world to show you that diversity is our strength and all children are beautiful and everyone deserves rights.
	That's nice, Josephine.
	You're broke.
	She spent her money.
	Look at her fucking pinhead face.
	The second she got rich, she bought a castle and then she adopted all these kids and just started spending money until the money was gone.
	She almost ended up in debtor's prison.
	She had to sell the castle.
	I don't know what happened to these kids.
	She sold the orphanage.
	Did she take care of them?
	Were they adopted by someone else?
	This is your hero, France.
	This is Voltaire and Rousseau.
	Unbelievable, isn't it?
	And isn't that ironic, too?
	I'm there to show them the importance of Western culture, French culture, and I'm sick of this woke shit.
	And here we are at the Pantheon, and the bones are woke.
	Like, there's a casket there full of dirt from St. Louis because the French have this obsession with black women.
	And it's a bizarre obsession, the way they worship these black women.
	Like, now you can pull up that picture.
	This is...
	Look at this.
	Dude, they're so weird.
	I know it sounds crazy when I say they worship black women.
	I mean it incredibly literally.
	They see them as like these, well, sort of like with white liberals here, they see them as like these exotic panthers.
	They're beautiful, wonderful creatures.
	She was just a stupid stripper whore who fucked everything that moved.
	And I don't want to totally trivialize for civil rights stuff.
	That was cool, but it's very convenient to do from the confines of a castle in Paris.
	So this is kind of how they see black people.
	I saw this as an ad there.
	This is some sort of chocolate sculptor.
	And he sculpted one of, he made himself a little black friend he can hang out with.
	That's nice.
	Zoom in on this.
	This is just a little, like, that's how they see blacks as these wonderful, robust, pokritudinous savages with shiny black skin and bones and gorillas and stuff.
	Fuck off.
	Oh yeah, this woman just breastfeeding next to me.
	I saw a lot of decent looking guys with black twos.
	I guess that's part of it.
	So here's another example.
	I almost caught those two.
	She was like a one and he was an eight.
	His dick tastes disgusting, though.
	I regretted that part.
	So in Marseille, there's this.
	This is as literal as it gets.
	In Marseille, there's this saint, Saint Sarah.
	There's another one.
	He's a pretty decent looking dude.
	Kind of a Bob Odenkirk vibe.
	She looks like a darker version of the mayor of Chicago, Laurie Lightfoot.
	That's at the Louvre.
	So this woman, Saint Sarah, she's said to have come from Palestine on a rock.
	I don't believe you.
	You could technically get from Palestine through the Mediterranean, right?
	To the south of France.
	She showed up on a boat made of rock, and there was no oars or no sail.
	She just rolled into town.
	Bullshit.
	And they fucking love Palestine there.
	They hate the Jouiff.
	They hate Jews.
	And they love Palestine.
	They have no idea what your average Palestinian's politics are.
	If they found out the way how Palestinians feel about homos, they would be very shocked because France is where they make fags.
	It's the capital of the world.
	Tapet.
	I said tapet a few times, which is like faggot.
	And every time I said it, the person next to me would be like, oh, no, no, no, you can't say that.
	That's like worse than faggot.
	It's like fucking faggot.
	I go, yeah.
	It's funny to be mean in a joke.
	And they go, oh, okay.
	I guess you know what you're doing.
	You want to hear faggot?
	Go to Palestine.
	Uh-oh, my scarf's falling apart.
	It was fucking 100 degrees there, and every white guy had a scarf on.
	Aren't you hot, you numb nuts?
	Anyway, so in Marseille, there's this church where effigies of Saint Sarah are sold.
	And they put a bunch of jackets on her for some fucking reason.
	I don't know what the hell is that about.
	Dude, the French are atheists.
	There's churches everywhere.
	They don't go to them.
	This had a lineup around the block.
	I couldn't take any footage of it, so this is from YouTube.
	There was people crying.
	And it's weird because she's Palestinian.
	Palestinians look like southern Italians, northern Africans.
	But in all the depictions of Saint Sarah, she's very dark.
	So it's literally rooms full of mostly women, it seems, praying to this black statue wearing 37 jackets and crying, getting on their knees.
	Like you go to the basilica, people are walking around and go, oh, cool.
	Oh, there's Jesus.
	They get near Saint Sarah, they go absolutely fucking nuts.
	There she is.
	They literally worship black women.
	Anyway, that's about it for my education vacation.
	But that's le boté de le voyage.
	Vous aprené des chaus, vous avait des toiles.
	The last thing I'll say about the French, because I feel bad shitting on them so much.
	They're happy.
	They're chatting.
	They're talking.
	And I think they're more tolerant than us because of this culture.
	I prefer bar culture where you're inside and you're talking to the bartender and it's mostly men.
	There's no one, even at UK pubs, even at Irish bars, you go inside, you buy your drink, and you come out on these straw-bottom chairs and you watch the people go by.
	People have no style.
	Half of them reek.
	I don't know what we're looking at here.
	Plus, day drinking is a vice.
	I don't like people being around while I'm doing that.
	I guess because they all smoke, so they want to be outside to have cigarettes.
	But the one bone I'll throw them is it's a real culture of discourse, constantly chattering, nattering away.
	And I think we don't do that anymore.
	We've got our national divorce.
	Like I made it clear I was a Trump guy to everyone I spoke to.
	And it wasn't a fuck you I got from them.
	It was a million questions.
	How could you defend him?
	How could you defend your country?
	Why do you have so many guns?
	Why do you shoot on armed black people?
	And I wasn't arguing with them.
	I was explaining that you got the numbers wrong.
	You can't take guns out of America.
	It would be like taking wine out of France.
	It's an inexorable part of our culture.
	And as I'm coming back and explaining all the shit they got wrong, they're like, hmm, hmm.
	No fuck you's, no X's.
	And I think that's something we really need to bring back to America.
	And I blame social media.
	I blame this concept of blocking that we got from Facebook.
	And it's even stronger in Twitter and Instagram where you're in your little bubble.
	And the more you stay in your bubble, the more you see the others as the enemy.
	And people can make up lies about them, especially with me.
	I'm banned from everything, so I can't defend myself.
	So now they can turn me into this Nazi, this villain, where I don't get a voice.
	And that's so true of our entire country.
	So if there's one takeaway from France besides don't have a godless revolution, it's chat.
	Get to know each other.
	Talk to your Uber driver.
	Talk to your bartender.
	Natter.
	It's healthy to get different perspectives.
	It's healthy to travel and it's healthy to learn about different places.
	Hallor.
	C'est sac je faire et on vaver retoné le chaux et c'arcois get off my loan.
	On revenir, get off my loan.
	You know a great, speaking of culture, a great Twitter follow is, I sent it to you separately, culture historian or something?
	Cultural tutor.
	Yeah, check him out.
	This guy's great.
	And it's cheaper than flying to Europe.
	What's his most recent thing?
	He's got great threads.
	Learning from what came before us.
	Many modern buildings, including some on this list, are quite striking and wonderful.
	Others, unfortunately, less so.
	Oh, he did a big thing on brutalism and how communist architectures is ruined.
	Architecture?
	Great phraseology, Gav.
	All right, let's make fun of some homosexuals, shall we?
	Yes.
	Why are you ugly?
	I felt ugly.
	I felt gay.
	And then we fell in love.
	And then they eat their poo-poo.
	And we have a very good relationship.
	I don't like the fucking thing.
	You don't want to see a closed-up picture of my ain't because you hate gay man.
	You ugly.
	Homophobal.
	It's weird when you see an old man with a young gay boy because when you see it in a heterosexual relationship...
	Wait, what are you saying?
	Oops.
	In a heterosexual thing, you see a young girl with a disgusting old man.
	You're like, oh, she must be there for his money.
	He can't be a good father.
	He's too old.
	He's going to die soon.
	This is not a normal relationship.
	Or then you have President Macron in France who married his kindergarten teacher.
	So you're like, well, she's not going to give you any kids.
	And that's gross.
	And I mean, relationships and reproduction are inexorably linked, no matter what the left tries to tell you.
	You want to marry a woman relatively young.
	You want to be young yourself.
	And you want to have five kids.
	That's the ideal.
	But when you see with homos, part of your brain goes, I don't like this, but you take the reproduction out of it.
	And now you're just like, okay, I don't know why, but this isn't as bad as heterosexuals, but it's still gross.
	Hello, TikTok, guys and girls.
	It's Ken here with my lovely, beautiful fiancé, Philip.
	And isn't he just so beautiful?
	Yes.
	And here we are.
	And I just want to know that I'm just so happy to have him in my life.
	If I catch any of you fuckers alone, I'm going to fucking kill you.
	That's the best part is the end.
	Rewind the end.
	Because love is love.
	Love it.
	Look at him.
	He's like choked.
	He chokes him out.
	I'm here too.
	Yeah.
	It's not gross.
	It's funny.
	That's a demon, dude.
	I mean, what is their life?
	I guess the old guy just like rapes the young guy in exchange for jewelry and money and stuff.
	He might be so gay that he's like, Yeah, they do gross stuff, but he's in love with it.
	Like, he almost cries.
	He's like, I'm so happy to have this little demon.
	And then the demon is just leeching off him.
	Whatever.
	Free market capitalism.
	I mean, it's none of my beeswax, but I'm grossed out and I'm also amused.
	You're gross and amusing.
	Oh, my God.
	Imagine seeing their intercourse.
	I thought this was funny.
	You're not allowed to say non-binary anymore because NB looks like non-black.
	So then you say the word NB, but that sounds like you're trivializing it.
	I think the person in this argument is joking, but the reaction is legitimate.
	I accidentally misgendered someone who was rude to me on here because I did not know they were NB.
	I instantly corrected myself.
	And then they go, for what it's worth, the black community doesn't like that.
	It's NB.
	Because NB means non-black.
	When was the last time you heard of the term non-black?
	Never.
	I'm dating a non-black.
	You'd say a white girl.
	And then Jenny from the block has got a problem with NB.
	Go down a bit?
	Folks just need to be careful because some binary people find NB to be infantilizing and really dislike it.
	Been told off a few times for using it.
	I would love to be told off by one of these people.
	Have you ever come across any of these people in your life, Ryan?
	Never.
	I've never heard anyone in real life tell me their pronouns.
	I meet a lot of people.
	Maybe it's my age, but I couldn't imagine keeping a straight face while getting in shit for saying non-binary.
	Actually, you know what's fucking crazy?
	Yeah.
	3-0.
	This one teacher in Ireland pulls a Jordan Peterson and he goes, can't do it.
	Not gonna do it.
	You're not a girl.
	I'm not using they, them or calling he a she.
	He's in jail.
	Whoa.
	Irish teacher placed on leave.
	No, more than leave, buddy.
	He refused to stay away from Wilson's hospital.
	Oh yeah, so he refused to say the name.
	And he goes, this is my, I'm not going to not do my job because I refuse to be part of this cult.
	I'm Catholic.
	The church doesn't allow me to be part of this.
	It's against my religion.
	And they go, you're banned.
	He goes, no, I'm not banned.
	So he goes to his classroom.
	There's no one in his class.
	They've told the kids they can't go to his class.
	So he sits down.
	The police pick him up and throw him in fucking jail.
	I talked to an Irish guy about it today, actually.
	And he goes, I used to like laughing at Jews from Americans from across the pond talking about your fucking insanity.
	And here it's arrived on our shores.
	Our green shores are now multicolored rainbows of bullshit.
	See, this is the problem with enabling the mentally ill.
	They become power hungry.
	As patriarchs, us Western men, we've been dealing with power for a long time.
	We've had it for about 5,000 years.
	You guys have had it for an hour and a half.
	You're not good with it.
	You're like a toddler with a lightsaber or a blind person with a Ferrari.
	You're wrecking shit.
	Look at 3-1.
	Oh, this is really one of my favorite.
	I love Chris Plant, by the way.
	My car doesn't have Sirius.
	Thank God.
	I never listened to Howard Stern anymore.
	And my life has improved.
	Not a lot, but Chris Plant is a great...
	My one pet peeve with him is the Demon Crats and constantly talking about the Democrats, the Democrats, the Democrats.
	But I thought this was funny because with this gender bullshit, right, we have men wanting to be part of the abortion debate, not because it's a woman who identifies as a man, but it's a man.
	And he wants to be part of the our body's our choice thing.
	We should be able to keep our babies.
	So men want to be part of the uterus club.
	And they're dominating it, just like they're dominating women's sports.
	The headline from CNN in quotes, we're a part of this movement too, end quote, transgender and non-binary people say they feel excluded from the abortion fight.
	Yeah.
	You're mentally ill.
	That's the, they feel excluded.
	And everybody, Yahoo's got the same headline and CNN and various other papers with the same thing.
	You know, abortion, transgender, non-binary.
	Democrats, this, you know, 10 years ago, none of this was the headline.
	I actually saw this.
	We talked about that a few weeks ago.
	Remember there was that hideous guy in a dress with a wig and it said, hands off my vulva or something?
	Yeah.
	Sorry, guys.
	You're not invited to a discussion about uteruses.
	You're invited to the discussion on abortion and the ethics of killing a baby, whether that's morally wrong.
	It is, by the way.
	Everyone is invited to that debate, and that's what abortion should be about, the ethics of it.
	Is it murder?
	But the specifics of like my body, my choice, that's not my side.
	That's the left side.
	But I can just tell you from afar, you shouldn't be part of that.
	My vulva.
	You don't have a vulva.
	If you don't have a uterus, you can't talk about this shit.
	You can talk about abortion, but this is...
	Am I making myself clear here?
	These trans guys, they're not really interested in abortion.
	They want to pretend they have pussies.
	Like I saw this thing, Gigi Gorgeous, went to a gynecologist, and he's sitting there in the stirrups as they look at his cock, and they talk about, well, have you ever had a period?
	And he goes, I felt so male.
	It was so degrading.
	At this point, I would say trans men, trans women, meaning chicks with dicks, are more annoying than trans men, which is women who mutilate themselves.
	Don't you think?
	It's a close call.
	But with trans women, I'm just like, well, you fuck off.
	You're just basically a glam rocker.
	You're just a dude with long hair who's feminine.
	You're basically in the band Skid Row.
	You're Sebastian Bach.
	But with the trans woman, I don't go fuck off.
	I go more like, what have you done?
	This is just David Bowie.
	You're not a woman.
	You're Dee Schneider.
	Skid Bro.
	But with the women trying to be men, I don't get mad.
	I get sad.
	Like, let's do the NSFW bumper because I'm about to show you how they make a dick.
	I hate this.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Here we go.
	I don't even know if this is a real living person's arm.
	Is it someone that just died?
	And by the way, if I donate my limbs, you may not make a penis out of my arm.
	Sorry.
	That's a no.
	Can we stipulate that?
	God, that's ugly.
	Supposed to be.
	It's supposed to turn you off from watching the show.
	You need some sort of font class.
	All right, 3-2.
	We already warned you.
	This is disgusting.
	Don't look if you're eating.
	But your daily reminder that making a dick is gross.
	Tissue harvesting for construction.
	Go to the top.
	Tissue harvesting for construction of a fallus.
	This is Billboard Chris, I think, is a Canadian dude who always shows up at these gay events with a billboard.
	Gender-affirming hysterectomies must be done first, which WPATH now recommends for 17-year-old girls.
	This procedure is performed in children's hospitals across the nation.
	So is the blanket hiding the rest of the arm, or is this just a dead arm?
	What is the next tweet?
	Of course, Boston Children plays inspirational music in the background when advertising these services to kids.
	So you know this whole story with Boston Children's Hospital, right?
	They advertise that they do gender-affirming care for kids as young as five, six, seven years old, and that includes hysterectomies, where they are permanently infertile because they have their fucking reproductive system ripped out of their bodies.
	Jack the Ripper is blushing, by the way, folks.
	He's spinning in his grave.
	He's jealous.
	So then Taylor Lorenz doxes or attacks Libs of TikTok, and they get her account suspended because they claim that they were terrorizing the hospital.
	No, no, we didn't say these doctors are fags and they need to be fag-bashed or anything weird.
	They simply, just like Project Veritas, showcased the hospital's own words.
	The hospital was advertising hysterectomies.
	The crime that Libs of TikTok and Project Veritas is responsible for is showing people what liberals say.
	And when liberals are mad at them, the left is literally mad at their own words.
	They didn't lie.
	They didn't, they barely added context.
	They just, Libs of TikTok said, this is from the Children's Hospital website, and they talk about hysterectomies for five-year-olds.
	And then she showed the link.
	She didn't just say it, but go back to the clip.
	A phalloplasty is a procedure to basically create a penis or a phallus for an individual who was born biological female and who seeks transition to a male gender.
	The procedure is done with plastic surgeons and urologists, urologists.
	Can you show a picture?
	A new scrotum is created.
	And some of them are.
	I've never seen a scrotum.
	Stop.
	I've never seen a scrotum.
	Have you?
	I've seen a scrotum, but yes.
	But a man-made scrotum I've never seen.
	It's usually just a burrito dick.
	Now they're making...
	Do they put balls in it?
	What a fucking mess.
	Anatomical parts of the female anatomy are removed.
	The plastic surgeons are in charge of creating a new tissue that will ultimately meet the lengthened urethra and the additional tissue that's been moved to create the neophallus.
	We typically utilize tissue from elsewhere.
	For example, the forearm or the thigh is used.
	The plastic surgeons are also responsible for providing sensitivity.
	I'd like to see this guy explain the Holocaust.
	So there was a little transportation with the locomotives, and they went to a camp of surgeons.
	The Jews are rounded up summarily, put in camps, starved and abused.
	They take a shower in quotes.
	Gassed.
	Bodies of the children are piled up out back.
	Smell is obviously fairly harrowing of the rotting corpses.
	At the Holocaust Museum in Israel, you can see the shoes piled up to the ceiling, and that's where they put the shoes.
	What?
	By doing the nerve co-aptation so that the new phallus will have sensation.
	Neil phallus.
	Google image Neophallus.
	NSFW, folks.
	Oh, it's just the guy from the Matrix's dick.
	Ah, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
	You know, a procedure is not advisable when people Google image it and then go, ah, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
	You'll notice this with abortion.
	You Google image abortion.
	Don't do it.
	Ah, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
	For re-establishing the blood supply and also to shape it in a way that appears more physiologically and anatomically.
	Ladies, look, we're not going to try to cure homosexuality today.
	If you're a lesbian, the quality of strap-ons that are out there are amazing.
	The quality of neophalluses are two thumbs way down.
	Bad.
	Don't do that to your forearm.
	So that's a good segue to this woman who does top surgery.
	And I've seen a lot of surgeries.
	Even like a cesarean scar, they seem to patch up fairly well.
	Even someone that gets their eyes shot out, you look at them after and it's like there's a line and then it's just a little line.
	But every time I see this top surgery, it looks like it was done with a fucking pickaxe.
	And this woman is this doctor who calls top surgery Yeet the Teats.
	And she loves it.
	Dr. Sidb.
	What kind of name is that?
	Gallagher.
	Is she like Iranian?
	Israeli?
	Sidhib.
	Sidb.
	Go look that up.
	Is that a typo?
	No, dumbass.
	S-I-D-H-B-H?
	She's from some country where they don't have souls.
	Zoom in on those yeeted teats.
	I'm so happy for you.
	Look at that scar.
	It's a World War II scar.
	It looks like a shark bite.
	Did you look up her whole name?
	I don't want her whole name.
	Oh, just the yellow.
	She's the most popular Sidbi in the world?
	No, if you look up just one name, it'll usually say mostly Persian descent and from the Iranian, blah, blah, blah.
	Yep.
	I'm a right up.
	What's her ethnicity?
	I care about ethnicity.
	Etymology for...
	Oh, no, it's Sadba.
	Irish?
	Oh, interesting.
	Celtic.
	So, yeah, go through those four pictures that Cassandra put up.
	It means sweet goddess.
	I disagree.
	Zoom out.
	You know what I sense, too?
	Go back to that first picture.
	I sense an element of bullying from the lesbian.
	Because she's like, I want to be with a dude.
	And his tits are grossing me out.
	Like, Gigi Gorgeous.
	She got her husband, who is a woman, to cut her tits off.
	Yeah, I think a lot of these mentally ill gays are bullied by mean gays.
	Go to the next one.
	How old is that poor creature?
	And I love how you're advertising it.
	How is this part of not a violation of the Hippocratic Oath?
	Please.
	I know that's not the most original thought in the world.
	There's the mother.
	Yay, my daughter had her tits removed.
	We're so proud of her.
	You can't walk around without your shirt off, right?
	So how is it different from just strapping them down?
	Next.
	Oh, you poor.
	See what I mean about how you don't feel rage, you feel sadness?
	That poor girl.
	What have we done?
	This is crazy.
	At least she got to keep her nips.
	Look at this body language.
	And look at this key here.
	I think that reflects more so I am sorry.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, good point.
	And then this one.
	And look at the alpha status of the one next to the I am sorry.
	Ta-da.
	Yeah, like I did this.
	Yeah.
	Look at my dog.
	Yeah.
	Nervousness.
	Over here, we got.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Insecurity.
	That's sad.
	This woman is fucking evil.
	Go to 3-4.
	Siddity, Siddhiddy Gallagher.
	She's just...
	That kid in the middle isn't a boy trapping a girl's body.
	She's just chubby, unhappy, and desperate to find a way to fit in.
	Too bad her mother took her to Dr. Gallagher's chop shop instead of fitness camp.
	Look how proud the mom is.
	We're finally black.
	People are going to say that's violence.
	Like, that's...
	That's...
	No, it's not.
	Violence is saying the N-word to a black person.
	That's violence.
	Hate speech is violence.
	Holocaust denial is violence.
	Chopping a girl's tits off.
	Look at that poor disturbed boy.
	He's way too old to have a teddy bear.
	Like, six-year-olds don't take teddy bears out of the house.
	So he's got issues.
	You know what happened?
	Go back to that picture.
	Here's what I think happened.
	They got divorced.
	The kids are deeply traumatized by it.
	The mother is drenched in guilt.
	So the boy uses the teddy bear as a comfort thing.
	That's how he deals with his mental illness and his stress from the divorce.
	The girl said, I'm a boy.
	And the mom is like, I can appease my guilt by helping you on this retarded journey.
	And then I don't feel so bad.
	Because chopping off those tits and stitching up the hole is like her making up for her divorce.
	And the divorce might not have even have been her fault.
	What a mess you're looking at.
	What an absolute mess.
	Go to 3-5.
	This is her talking about yeeting the teats.
	Okay, so there she is posing with the sad sack we just saw.
	And then look, how disturbing is that?
	Just realize I only get to yeet four teats next week.
	She's sad that she doesn't get to massacre more lesbians.
	Look at her Igor eyes.
	Yes, Master.
	And just in case you're wondering what life is like with trans people, here is a trans woman.
	Remember, they're victims.
	There's a war on trans.
	This is a trans woman who caught her boyfriend cheating.
	And she's deeply hurt.
	Go back to the beginning.
	You've got to see the beginning and kick up the volume.
	In the beginning?
	In the kick!
	Trans women, they really know how to throw hands, don't they?
	First punch was good.
	One of these punches.
	All right, that's a good segue to some good old-fashioned racism.
	True.
	Oops, I just love the fight going.
	There we go.
	It's coming.
	Oh, it's there, basically.
	It's basically there.
	We're right around the corner.
	See, with racism, we usually focus on things of...
	You didn't know racism was coming in the notes?
	I did, but I figured this should be late, as is culturally relevant.
	I'm a black female.
	What other different...
	What else could I have done to piss you off?
	Black woman?
	This is really interesting.
	BTHO means beat the hell out, right?
	I think so, yeah.
	So this is all over the news.
	Biggest story in the world.
	They found that rich girl who went jogging in Memphis at 4.30 a.m.
	I'm not blaming the victim, but that's not very street smart.
	And some career criminal psycho-pervert kidnapped her, likely raped her, and murdered her.
	They caught him cleaning out his truck.
	He left his slides there.
	During the fuffle, they fell off, I guess.
	There's DNA on the slides.
	And her body was about seven miles from where she was abducted.
	Are there going to be riots in the streets for this?
	Can you imagine if the races were reversed?
	We're still hearing about Emmett Till every day.
	I haven't watched AIU's Emmett Till Deep Dive.
	I'm really looking forward to it.
	I'm saving it like a treat.
	Because what I looked up, it looked really bad for the white man.
	But maybe I'm wrong.
	We'll see.
	But anyway, even if Emmett Till was 100% as horrific as everyone says it is, we seem to be having these stories on a regular basis.
	And no one talks about it.
	Because they can't handle the truth.
	We have a severe problem in this country with black crime.
	It's not guns.
	It's not a lack of education.
	It's not a lack of infrastructure.
	It's not systemic racism.
	It's a serious cultural problem.
	And I think the biggest problem with it is we refuse to acknowledge it.
	We don't talk about the 20 blacks that die every day from other blacks.
	We don't talk about this, what seems to be a cultural knee-jerk reaction to instant violence.
	Like, we're so scared of facing the truth that we blur out the perp.
	We blur out a picture of the bad guy and then ask for help identifying him.
	This one is one for the history books, folks.
	3-8.
	I sound like Dan Bongino.
	Manchester police are looking for help identifying this attacker, but to avoid any kind of racist backlash, they blurred the attacker.
	I didn't do this.
	This is not a joke, folks.
	Holy shit, I'm Dan Bongino.
	I'm not lying to you, folks.
	I was Secret Service for four years, guys.
	This is not a joke.
	This is what people see when they don't see color.
	Yeah, can you help us find him?
	He has two arms, two legs, and a head.
	He wears clothes.
	A study came out.
	I discussed this on the phone yesterday.
	White men are the least racist.
	This show is so long, I'm losing my voice.
	White men are the least racist in dating market.
	Look at that.
	Korean men are the worst.
	How much more likely to message a match of the same ethnicity?
	Koreans are really into each other.
	African Americans are not into African Americans.
	That's interesting.
	Isn't that racist?
	Oh, gooks really like each other.
	Yeah, they try to keep it.
	That's interesting.
	Black men don't want black women, but black women want black men.
	Yeah.
	The women are all over the place.
	We're the only non-racist people.
	I shouldn't say we, Ryan.
	You're not me.
	I am the only non-racist person on that chart.
	And isn't it ironic that white people get the racist accusation the most?
	I thought this was funny.
	Drew Barrymore is in trouble for frolicking in the rain.
	I guess just being happy and existing is now racist.
	Well, she's white.
	She has no problems and she can enjoy moments like this.
	Okay, stop.
	Just for the record, Drew Barrymore's childhood was hell.
	She was forced into a life of Hollywood acting.
	Her mother ripped her off.
	She had no relationship with her parents.
	She had no relationship with friends.
	She had drug addiction.
	She finally started to, then she met, she divorced Tom Green.
	She finally started to live her life in her early 30s.
	So throw her a bone.
	Let her live.
	Let her be rich.
	Her show sucks, of course, but that's neither here nor there.
	You and I both know that you are capable of enjoying the rain and front.
	I got to send you something, Ryan.
	That just reminded me.
	And then posting it to TikTok.
	Now, you've just co-signed, okay, you've just co-signed at least 3 million 8.5 by 11 front and back people who just go out of their way to disrespect and dismiss the boundaries that black creators have set.
	And now you're one of those people.
	Did they advent rain?
	I'm lost.
	Is she mad that Drew is Taking up Hollywood, and she should give her show to a black person or something?
	Like Oprah?
	Like Wendy Williams?
	I guess my question would be: why?
	Why is it so important to all of you to treat us like we don't matter?
	That is crazy.
	That's awesome.
	Tell me, how does Drew Barrymore enjoy the rain while incorporating black women?
	Right.
	Tell me how.
	Well, she can get her hair wet.
	That actually is more sane than what's happening.
	But check out the text I just sent you.
	So we all see what has happened with this Roe versus Wade situation.
	We all knew this was how it was.
	Blueberry Slurpees.
	Dear white women, listen.
	Oh, this is who writes Bill Burr's material these years ago.
	You're only playing this if you value your life.
	Is she a voodoo woman?
	Is to shut the fuck up.
	Oh, okay.
	Listen exclusively to black, brown, and indigenous women, femmes.
	My wife's an indigenous woman.
	All my money.
	And use your privilege to back us in every way.
	Including rain?
	Can I frolic?
	Did you ever get over that beef with Leonidas?
	You are a big reason why we are in this pool.
	Boy, it sure is chilly.
	You know what?
	Get out of the pool.
	That's enough.
	That's enough.
	The day black, brown, and indigenous people had contact, made contact, were forced to interact with the colonizer.
	What is with that smile thing, man?
	It is everywhere, dude.
	We have been fighting back.
	The freedoms we have now are because of our fight and struggle.
	Ma'am, you're in a Wendy's drive-thru.
	By the way, I know you're hinting at slavery there.
	You know that black people sold you to white people, right?
	Go ahead.
	And the reason why those freedoms are being taken away is because of you and...
	That tattoo is disgusting.
	Like I said, your only play in this is to shut the entire fuck up and put everything.
	Bet on black.
	Bet on brown.
	Bet on indigenous.
	Put everything you got behind us.
	Move entirely out of the way and watch us fucking work.
	I would love to know how Native Americans would react to black people back then.
	It could have been, maybe they're cool with them, but there's a total possibility they're like, fuck you.
	I did everything that woman told me to do.
	I put everything I have behind Indigenous woman.
	My wife has my house, all my money.
	I step out of her way.
	I don't get in her way.
	I've never stopped her doing anything.
	I think this bitch should be very happy with my behavior.
	Except for Gavin McInnes.
	He's doing the right thing.
	You made her Jamaican.
	Yes.
	You owe us.
	It looks like God made her Jamaican.
	Life.
	By the way, so.
	Sing's how.
	You've put all of ours.
	Sing's how.
	Seeing as is spelled sing now.
	I thought this.
	So compare that first story about that woman who was abducted and murdered 4.30 in the morning.
	And there'll be no riots or statues for that.
	And what's Biden focused on?
	4-1.
	This one's a doozy.
	I'm going to make lynching illegal.
	67 years ago, 140 Mattel was brutally murdered.
	This March, I signed the Emmett Anti-Lynching Act into law.
	So, as of August 28th, you can no longer beat the shit out of a random black guy and hang him from a tree.
	I think this will probably end lynching.
	It's a federal hate crime for the first time in American history.
	Must you root out racism and stand up to hate wherever it's found?
	You watch, chart this.
	I bet you'll see lynchings go from, what is it now?
	I think a million a day.
	A million a day?
	That's brutal.
	I bet it's going to go down to like 600,000.
	What's this?
	It's a whole thing.
	If you can get aggressions down to micro levels, I think they're good.
	We're done.
	I thought this was funny back up in Canada.
	This black guy got fired for not bitching about racism enough.
	You get fired for a lot of shit these days.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	There was an expectation that because he's black, he should have been saying and doing certain things.
	Because in Bell's mind, that's his name.
	You're going to be pulling this up anytime this century?
	Which one was this?
	It's probably the one right after the one you just showed.
	No, this is 4-2.
	You just showed 4-1.
	You don't know that 42 comes after 41?
	There we go, there we go.
	Because in Bell's mind, he was checking this token box.
	And when they realized, Bell is the, sorry, Bell is the company that he worked for.
	That's like the Fox of 20th Century Fox of Canada.
	In Bell's mind, he was checking this token box.
	And when they realized they weren't getting the kind of black man they wanted, that's when he was out the door, said Giovanni's lawyer, Catherine Marshall, a partner at Levitt, blah, blah, blah.
	They really wanted him to espouse a certain liberal worldview they thought he should be espousing as a member of the black community.
	Meanwhile, he's like Indian or some shit.
	It looks like Mike Finoya.
	Mike Fenegro.
	If there's one group that doesn't have the right to complain about racism, it's Canadians.
	The country's brand new.
	The conflict is all English-French.
	It has the most diverse city in the world, Toronto.
	No slavery.
	There was some bad Indian shit, but that's life.
	Black and indigenous women, you need to shut the entire fuck up and listen.
	Put all your what little resources you have, you spent on a ridiculous shit tattoo that looks like someone barfed on your chest, and blue lipstick that makes you look like you're addicted to blue freezies, and a bunch of shit on your head.
	And that's just with the hundred bucks you got in your wallet.
	I'm not giving you any more resources for your own good.
	Oh, there's 242s.
	This is 242!
	Speaking of government ruining the world with their anti-racism, Bank of America announces zero down payments, zero closing costs for mortgages for black and Hispanic first-time home.
	What about indigenous first-time home buyers?
	Residents in selected Charlotte, Dallas, Detroit, Los Angeles, Miami neighbors will be offered the program first.
	Now, Ryan, you don't know about stuff.
	Are you aware we've done this before?
	I am not.
	In what was it?
	08?
	Called The Big Short, Freddie Mac.
	I think it was actually the left and the right was both responsible for this.
	The right thought that there'd be more people voting Republican if they were homeowners because they read that homeowners tend to be more conservative.
	So they got causation and correlation confused, and they gave black and Hispanics a bunch of homes.
	And then you had some random poor black woman with like a $4 million mansion and another house down the street, and believe it or not, they couldn't pay it.
	And then we had a massive collapse.
	We've done this before, and it was a total fucking catastrophe.
	And here we are again.
	When was that?
	That was 2008.
	When was the mortgage collapse?
	A financial crisis.
	2007.
	United States subprime mortgage industry collapsed due to higher than expected home foreclosure rates.
	Higher than expected.
	Speak for yourself.
	With more than 25 subprime lenders declaring bankruptcy, announcing significant losses, or putting themselves up for sale.
	Fucking losers.
	So I should not participate in this as a Hispanic.
	No.
	Please don't.
	Don't bite off more than you can chew.
	You know, I've never had a mortgage.
	No shit.
	I've never owed any money ever.
	Awesome.
	I've paid cash for every car, every home.
	I actually had a lot of trouble because I wanted to try getting a mortgage, and they go, you can't.
	You have what's called ghost credit.
	You've been using your credit card as a debit card.
	You never paid off a credit card because you never incurred debt.
	That's the life of a cheapskate.
	By the way, France has cuck commercials too.
	I saw this on TV when I was there.
	4-4.
	Look at the animosity at the beginning of this ad, too.
	It's not very subtle.
	Is that guy like 12?
	So the chips are all in the beginning.
	Show that again, the beginning.
	Out of here, white asshole.
	I wish there was more ads like this.
	Even the China woman is like pissed.
	She's like, here's your fucking balls, bitch.
	And then close the door.
	Yeah, get inside.
	You fucking bowl.
	Smack that subscribe.
	Come on, white boy.
	You are so slow.
	That sucked.
	Check out this commercial.
	It's about the crime.
	This commercial recognizes the problem with black crime, but it has to be woke.
	So they make sure it's a black family at the end, and they make sure every time they show a perp with a mugshot, he's white.
	Which is weird because we just saw the criminals and they were all black.
	For nearly 30 years, crime was falling in the United States.
	Stop.
	No more.
	Why aren't you letting your dog walk?
	Yeah, what the for nearly 30 years, crime was fall.
	He could get a leash.
	Turn it up.
	The national murder rate is at its highest in 25 years.
	He died of far-left policies that leave innocent Americans at the mercy of violent criminals.
	You've seen the images.
	Subway riders pushed down the tracks by the violently deranged.
	Stores being looted in broad daylight.
	Elderly women viciously beaten on the street and outside their homes.
	Gang shooters turning cities into war zones.
	Hardened criminals rampaging without fear.
	No fear of arrest.
	No fear of prosecution.
	No fear of bail.
	No fear of any consequence at all.
	Stop.
	Instead.
	It's kind of weird that they stuck a Black Lives Matter guy in the middle of that, right?
	Yeah.
	You are made to live in fear.
	Woke progressive prosecutors are releasing dangerous predators before trial.
	Look at their dangerous predators.
	After all that shit we saw.
	By the way, go back.
	Are they in jail for defending themselves against the black perps?
	Yeah.
	Odin is the guy who was raised by the Weather Underground.
	Remember him?
	Adopted at birth because his parents were out killing cops to get money for black revolutionaries.
	So Bill Ayers took him in and raised him.
	And then we have Bragg, who talks his hard-scrabble life as a black man in New York City.
	He was in a fucking $3 million Brownstone in Harlem.
	He's rich.
	And I believe this clown, what's his name?
	Krasner.
	Yeah, that's the guy who's responsible for the Dancing Grannies, who let out the dude, the black militant, who ran over those dancing grannies.
	So you're seeing a lot of evil in this shot.
	Dangerous predators before trial.
	Oh, I like that dangerous predator with the blonde hair.
	What's she in jail for?
	Rape?
	Is she in jail for marrying Dog the Bounty Hunter?
	If she's a serial rapist, I'm going to be walking around her neighborhood in short shorts.
	Oops, I dropped something.
	Police have been made into the enemy, and criminals into a protected class.
	Violent crime is up 21% in Washington, D.C., 35% in Chicago, 41% in New York City, and murders are up 207% in Portland.
	Isn't that insane?
	Portland, my entire life, Portland has been the mountain bike place.
	It's Patagonia, its hiking boots, its hippies, its tall pine trees.
	Now it dwarfs D.C. and New York City with crime.
	As far as increases go.
	Cities in chaos, billions in property damages, lives and families destroyed.
	Stop the woke war on police.
	Stop the far-left assault on public safety.
	Stop the radical left-wing love affair with criminals.
	Stop the insanity.
	Citizens for sanity paid for this ad.
	You know what?
	I bet that's Chinese.
	I bet that's funded by Chinese Americans who were sick of getting attacked on the streets.
	The same ones who donated 80 grand to Proud Boys.
	Look it up.
	What are they called?
	Citizens for sanity.
	Sanity.
	Citizen for sanity.
	Who owns citizens for sanity?
	Oops, I just dialed 911.
	Who owns citizens for sanity?
	Energy Utilities and Waste Florida.
	It's a Florida non-profit corporation comprised of...
	What?
	What happened?
	People from all walks of life.
	Our common purpose is to improve the quality of life.
	Fuck.
	Without contact?
	They're not going to tell us.
	It's weird that they're so into Florida.
	I mean, they're from Florida when the problems are nowhere near them.
	Thanks, guys.
	Thanks for caring.
	How about the shithole cities outside of your bucolic state?
	Let's just chuck in on this.
	This is why I like Pat Dixon's show, New York City Crime Report, because New York City crime is a good example of how bad things can get.
	And it's always well documented.
	Like this, you've probably seen this now.
	Some guys, black dudes, are knocking this minivan off the road.
	I think they must know that it's some guy who owns maybe a jeweler or something, and he's taking, they know when he deposits the money.
	So they're hijacking him to get that money.
	And we have it from two separate angles.
	Look at this.
	Turn it up.
	Imagine how fucking scared you'd be if you were the other guy.
	I got to get out of here.
	And then they get him again.
	Like, how brazen is this?
	Your license plate is there.
	Broad daylight.
	They have to have been caught by now, right?
	Unless they stole the car.
	Maybe they carjacked a guy to get that car.
	No, because the timing is crucial.
	You have to get this guy in the student deposit.
	They grabbed a black backpack out of his car.
	So you go to the next one.
	We have another angle.
	Everyone's got a phone, which means anytime something crazy happens, you've got several angles.
	So they bang on his window with a gun.
	He gets out of the car and puts his hands up.
	They go, whatever, I don't want you.
	I want that black bag.
	That's what I would say to the Frenchman when they said, I got this question a lot.
	They'd say, la vie on Améric, la vie, what's it like to live in America these days?
	What's it like in New York?
	I don't know.
	Don't you have Google?
	It sucks.
	Crime is out of control.
	But Governor Hochul is focused on getting the AR-15s out of our hands.
	This confuses me, by the way.
	Didn't we just have a great gun thing happen in New York where Concealed Carry looked like it's coming back?
	Starting tomorrow, September 4th, which is like a couple days ago, it will be illegal in the state of New York for anyone under 21 to buy an AR-15.
	Nice work.
	In the face of the gun violence epidemic, we're stepping up to keep our communities safe.
	So help me out here.
	Does she really see Kyle Rittenhouses as the problem in America?
	I think she does.
	I think she's that out of touch.
	She's Louis XIV in Versailles.
	And she doesn't see the shit that we just looked at.
	She doesn't watch GOML.
	So what happens when people, when the police are defunded, they can't do their job, gun laws are insane.
	Oh, I saw this.
	Yeah.
	It's just one super right-wing, naughty guy in Argentina.
	He got arrested, by the way.
	Who?
	The guy who owns that cultural center.
	Yeah.
	Wow.
	Our people get arrested regularly.
	That's the point of my bit.
	So this is what happens when there's no police.
	People are forced to defend themselves.
	4-9.
	You're about to watch a man die, NSFW.
	But it's...
	You're not going to stay up at night worrying about this fucker.
	So watch the victim.
	Bang, the victim's down.
	He gets up in the back there and he starts to leave.
	But on the way out, he reaches into his backpack and exacts revenge.
	That man is dying.
	Shot through the chest.
	And if you don't think the bullet wound is bad, look, his heart isn't beating.
	That's center mass.
	Look at the back.
	So that shooter is fucked.
	Can you zoom out a bit so people can see this better?
	More.
	Yeah, now show it again.
	So he goes down.
	The guy comes up.
	He goes, calm down.
	What are you doing, bro?
	And then the guy's like, I'm out of here, man.
	This is tense.
	Actually, no, I'm not.
	You're fucking dead.
	Boom, boom.
	We're back to the Wild West, folks.
	By the way, that guy's Toast, the shooter.
	Because the law states you're allowed to do self-defense if you can't get away.
	If he's already out the door and he comes back, that's a murder.
	Here's some turred world karma, so it's not quite as satisfying.
	And yes, I'm sorry.
	I know it's not very Christian, but I did find that murder satisfying.
	Sorry.
	It's just my feelings.
	Unless the guy started it and we caught it late.
	But otherwise.
	Oh, this one's cool.
	Ha ha, got your phone, bitch.
	Ow.
	So he's got a broken leg now, but he keeps running.
	The owner of the car is ready to rock.
	See, you can tell this place has had defunded police for a long time because they've been doing this on their own.
	Look at that.
	His leg's garbage.
	He can't stand on it.
	Flying kick from someone else.
	They jump in there with their bikes.
	Someone must be yelling like, thief, thief.
	And they're like, oh, another one of these fucking things?
	And they all take turns kicking his shitty ass leg.
	Good.
	Good old days, police would have been doing that kicking.
	Now we have to do it ourselves.
	And yeah, it's a cultural problem here.
	Look at this trash bag politician 5-3.
	This is what happens when you ignore meritocracy and you just hire people based on race.
	You end up with trash.
	Human garbage.
	By the way, I believe her husband is in jail for life for murder.
	You will lose your seat.
	They won't vote for you.
	Fight.
	Don't fight.
	What the fuck do I have to do in this fucking council in order to get respect as I'm down?
	You will lose.
	Why do you want respect?
	Maybe we're a not head thing?
	Yeah.
	I don't think you deserve respect, my dear.
	This is who we're dealing with.
	Okay.
	Uh-oh.
	28 years of friendship, 13 years since you realized the fair Small.
	I can't read that.
	Boston City Council post picture with...
	Oh, that's...
	What do they call that?
	In jail?
	A click-click?
	I think I know what you're talking about, Alf.
	Yeah, I think it's called a click-click.
	When you go and you get a picture in the meeting area, in the cafeteria.
	There we go.
	Speaking of their culture.
	Murdering immigrant.
	How's Mishamari while he's serving a life sentence for murdering an immigrant?
	Oh, we can donate.
	Cool.
	You really know how to pick him.
	Here's another element of black culture I find confusing.
	This appears to be a fuck class.
	Sex class?
	Hey, ladies, if you're riding on top, you want to do like three or four pumps, and then you want to turn around and start riding his dick from the other direction.
	This is 5-1.
	So you're down, you're shaking on the dick.
	I want his job.
	Left foot goes over the body.
	I'm staying low, turning around.
	Oh, hellier.
	And I'm going to go this way.
	What?
	See, the part I get the least about this is the...
	Oh.
	You don't know how to turn around.
	Who needs a class for...
	Were they called that reverse cowgirl?
	Yeah.
	This is how to ride a dick.
	And then if you want to turn around, you go like this.
	Oh, that's it.
	And you stay low.
	How is this a thing?
	I'm profoundly confused by that class.
	I understand the concept of a sex class.
	Remember Andy Dick in that movie where he's showing girls how to do blowjobs?
	I understand that.
	It's probably not easy sucking on a ding-dong.
	Suck it on a ding-a-dong.
	But riding a penis seems pretty intuitive to me.
	Haven't we been doing it for a long ass time?
	And then here's the weirdest culture.
	This is like, this might as well, speaking of aliens, this is outer space.
	Want to come to my house and get wasted?
	Okay.
	But you have to choose a color like red and then bring a plastic bucket with candy that's also that color.
	Okay?
	Okay.
	And no.
	What?
	Hey, I'm 1800 and I think Gloria Margarita Mixed will be the drunkest.
	Hi, I'm King and I think 1800 gonna be the drunkest.
	Hey, I'm Shabrock and I think 1800 gonna be the drunkest.
	Hey, I'm Malibu and I think 1800 gonna be the drunkest.
	I'm 1800.
	I think Cashamigo is gonna be the drunkest.
	Okay, what's going on, people?
	It's too much booze.
	You have a bottle per person?
	I think 1800 is gonna be the drunkest.
	Wait a minute.
	That green doesn't match your outfit.
	You're out.
	You failed.
	He's failed.
	He didn't even try.
	I'm the blue rum, and I think the odio is gonna be the drunkenness.
	You killing rum and you're wearing a whiskey shirt?
	You're fired.
	You failed the color challenge.
	I've got some free calls.
	I think I'm 1800.
	He's gonna be the drunkest.
	Yo, yo, yo, yo.
	I am 1800, and I think Casamigo is gonna be the drunkest.
	I don't understand your culture.
	Casamigos, I know I'm gonna be the drunkest.
	Damn.
	We should have a color challenge here, Ryan.
	I don't even want to go there.
	What?
	Okay, I think it's time for the mailbag.
	Uh-oh.
	Mailed as shit.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	So sorry about this, folks.
	Very unprofessional of me.
	Long show today.
	See, when I'm away, I'm still on my phone sending myself various little news stories.
	They pile up.
	They really, really do.
	Oh, few.
	Put in my password, BR37.
	It's easy enough.
	Oh, by the way, when all the shit was going down with my hilarious antics, some people were saying, well, we want to cancel our sub because we're worried about being persecuted.
	What?
	Could you be weaker, please?
	Like I say, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, never stop fighting.
	And make sure you do the Fed's job for them and hide your content from yourself.
	This is what Lisa Suckdog used to say.
	She was talking on a message board about anarchy and saying, like, we have to rise up and fight the government, blah, blah, blah.
	And people said, what you're saying could be seen as revolutionary.
	You should be careful.
	People are on these chats.
	And she goes, wow.
	We're so scared of the state now, we police ourselves.
	They don't even have to show up for work.
	We just do it ourselves.
	I know this is going to sound like bullshit, but do you hear someone in the lobby?
	Hello?
	Can we do this later?
	No, I think it sounds like teenagers going there smoking or something.
	So yeah, that sounds so crazy to me.
	Like, fuck the show.
	I'm not talking about that.
	Say it's, I don't know, Infowars.
	Someone not watching Infowars because they're scared they're on a list somewhere.
	I mean, that is the feds.
	That's the state's ideal scenario.
	I've got everyone living in such fear that they police themselves.
	Don't police yourself.
	There's plenty of policing going on as far as state control goes.
	That's the wrong inbox.
	Are we doing flags or no flags?
	What?
	Flags or no flags.
	We're going to have to do no flags.
	Okay.
	Well, a little behind.
	I forgot to check the shit.
	So this is...
	You're watching a mailbag that has not been previously edited.
	Got an idea.
	What if you have a little app on your site like Seth Godin does where people can leave short messages?
	Not in the place of calls.
	Could be a good thing to add to the mailbag.
	I don't know, man.
	We already have enough shit.
	We've got the calls.
	We've got the live chat.
	We've got the letters.
	And we keep fucking up on those.
	By the way, Ryan, this Thursday for the live chat, I'm going to have a tally of all the money we've raised for Max and John.
	And I want there to be a column here.
	You're going to be in big trouble if this doesn't happen.
	I want there to be a column here of doodle loop, doodle.
	Live chat's just going.
	And just like when Kyle Donegan is doing his time for a yo, I can read them if I want or ignore them when they exist.
	Right.
	Got it?
	Yes.
	Now, if that's, it's easy on my part because if that exists, all I have to do is pop it.
	Oh, it exists.
	Okay.
	I wouldn't tell you it has to be handled if I was just making up something like go invent an iPhone.
	So I will pop it on the screen.
	So the idea of like tuning in, having to go edit something and listen to all these voice messages, that's a...
	Let's put that in the suggestion box, Ryan.
	Okay, we have it right here.
	There it is.
	There we go.
	Safe and sound in there.
	And...
	Oh, that's not good.
	It's been burned.
	What in the fuck did Lord of the Fag Zone do to his teeth?
	What the fuck are you talking about?
	I got this, uh...
	What is that?
	It's a nicotine pouch.
	I quit vaping.
	So now you have it.
	There better not be slurpy sounds.
	There's not.
	I have a voice gate.
	This is mastic gum for your jaw.
	Wait, we agreed no more chewing gum on the air.
	I forgot.
	It's been two weeks.
	You've been chewing gum this whole show?
	Yeah.
	Mastic gum.
	How, like, you boggle the mind how we can have a discussion, everything's agreed, and then you're like, I forgot.
	I did.
	I forgot the green screen.
	What do you mean you forgot the green screen?
	Like, to put the, when you go to the green screen, we play the green screen bumper.
	I played the music.
	Then I had to play the green screen afterwards.
	I'm out of my rhythm.
	But there's nothing wrong with my teeth.
	No, but that's going to, if I listen to this show and I hear chewing sounds, I'm going to be fucking fucking angry.
	I have this blasting.
	I hear all.
	Dear Mick Smollet.
	That's a good one.
	And Queer Arikan, you might have everyone else fooled with your art project, but I've got you figured out.
	You were hoping all the people you owe t-shirts to would unsubscribe, you cheap fuck.
	Oh.
	You know, the problem with the high-vis payback, too, is we only have, I think, large.
	There's a massive national shortage of double XL, XL, high-vis tees.
	Yep.
	Groundskeeper Willie and Juicy Girl.
	I don't think Owen was the first to spill the bean.
	Some baby monsters who were also soldiers in the Autistic Army posted all over Ryan's Telegram of the Kaufman prank.
	Your watch read something like 315.
	Yeah.
	I like that one.
	See, you liked all that shit when I said that.
	Yeah, yeah, that's part of the, we couldn't just, I couldn't be fired again.
	Nobody's going to fall for that.
	Yeah, yeah.
	And I remember we were talking about the outcome.
	Be like, people might unsubscribe, but much to other people's chagrin, whether thinking it's a griff, we're never like this is going to get subscribers or attention.
	There's tons of great things.
	And I thought it was, we talked about this yesterday.
	I think it's interesting that you get a million dollars worth of advertising and it gets you eight subs.
	Yeah.
	That's like I told you about my brother's new wife.
	She designs fancy cakes and she was on some influencer's page and he had like 30 million followers and she got one cake data letter.
	Now imagine you spent the money to get 30 million eyeballs.
	Yeah.
	And you make $38 off of it.
	Right.
	If the fee was an actual live stream, your watch would have read somewhere around 6.
	Well, it depends what time zone you're in.
	These autists yanked on that thread, blah, blah, blah.
	Of course it was a prank.
	Not a good one.
	At least with all these raids going on.
	Masturbating stations in Nigeria.
	Wait.
	Oh, New Jersey.
	Did you know they have stations to masturbate in New Jersey public libraries?
	Who knew?
	And then he's got a picture of...
	I don't quite get that joke.
	A bridge collapses.
	It was being debuted in Shithole Africa.
	Yeah, we accidentally showed that when we were looking at other tweets, but we can pull that up.
	I saw another one.
	Remember, you're not allowed to notice patterns.
	Look how they all laugh.
	Nobody's shocked.
	They're like, oh, that another one.
	Bugging.
	Some gay dude is like, we might eat the poo-poo, but at least know how to build a fucking bridge.
	Hey, I'll send you one in Ethiopia that they got.
	I just followed this.
	You know, it was so painful not being on Twitter.
	One, because I couldn't...
	Like, some really nice people reached out, couldn't say anything.
	But then also there was great follows like Africa Today, where it just shows all the things that Africa's up to.
	And I was like, I want to follow that so bad, but people would see I'm active.
	That wasn't very fun.
	It must be weird being liberal and seeing all this stuff, like that crime commercial, and feeling bad about the pattern and not wanting to notice it.
	Like once you don't care about people calling you the R world, world, the R word, then you can just watch and laugh and whatever.
	It's very freeing.
	Oh, I remember this guy.
	Go up.
	Do you remember this guy?
	He got caught with corruption, so he pretended to just have a, he pretended to die.
	And then the way they do emergency medical care there is they reach in your mouth and try to take out whatever's blocking your mouth.
	Look at this.
	Turn it up.
	They reach into his mouth.
	What are you doing, dude?
	Is he blowing into his mouth?
	Look at that.
	Open his mouth so he can breathe.
	What?
	Meanwhile, he's like, get off me, dude.
	I'm faking.
	Idiomin, he's no Mugabe.
	Pull up that pic I showed you.
	Oh, I remember that guy.
	We're going to Mars.
	He started the Nigerian space program.
	And he trained his astronauts by rolling them around in a steel tube.
	And then he had a rocket planned that he built.
	Guess what?
	It sucked.
	There they are.
	A bridge in Ethiopia built by Europeans centuries ago.
	Africans never rebuilt a bridge, so they cross it via ropes.
	Ryan, did you get anterior crowns?
	And then there's a long thing about dentist.
	This guy says, thankfully, the West built the modern world.
	So true so far.
	Oh, that's that one again.
	Damn.
	That was really making its way around.
	I think great art challenges the viewers.
	I didn't enjoy the latest controversial bit, but I have to admit it did challenge me.
	It ruined my Friday night, hearing from a friend that you were arrested, then seeing my tweets from Denny about you rotting in prison.
	I think Denny and Crypt Daddy's tweets did more to incense people than the video itself.
	Had me pretty worried, blah, blah, blah.
	I think an issue may be that the Magic Hard doesn't exactly overlap with the performance art fan base.
	Even if you were woke, glad you're not, GML would still be the funniest show.
	You get rid of politics entirely and wouldn't make a difference to me.
	I think some people see GML as a Shapiro or a Carlson-type program, and I've never personally looked at it that way.
	To me, comedies always come first.
	Yeah, but yeah.
	I tried that, but it just seems lazy.
	And plus, we get that with Thursdays and Wednesdays.
	So Monday, Tuesday, Fridays, we want to put some culture in there.
	Okay.
	Don't let the stooges wear you down.
	Owen is a gossipy little bitch.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	Did you see this thing Where Owen Benjamin had a big, I know I'm talking about him when I said I wouldn't, bear terrier gathering and he didn't go?
	Yeah, there was something like that.
	All right, let's drop it.
	Have you noticed how when you're on lefties, they all just assume you're also a radical lefty who is pro-abortion, pro-vaccine, you also believe in the COVID hysteria?
	Yeah, I've noticed that.
	Well, I'm famous, so I don't get that that much.
	You know what I get from lefties?
	A look.
	Where they'll just go, you got the looks that aunt.
	And sometimes they'll be super far away and they're like, like people are going by them and they still do the stare.
	Like I'm going to go, fuck, you found me.
	Or they'll do this.
	They'll go, like, you're a joke.
	Especially middle-aged women with short hair.
	They're like.
	As a Trump guy, I never assume people are pro-Trump.
	Well, this is all about where you are, sir.
	I'm sure in the South, you can afford to assume that everyone's on the same page as you as a Trumper, but up here in New York, but as I've said many times, what I do is I always just go, you're talking to the biggest Trump supporter in American history.
	Just to get that out of the way.
	I even exaggerate.
	Pretend I like him more.
	Just so we don't have to waste any time.
	The poor indigenous, says this man.
	He's got a video here.
	Now you're supposed to listen to black, brown, and indigenous voices.
	So here's our chance to hear the rarely heard indigenous voice.
	Now I know people say that natives are real deadly out in the wild.
	They know how to track their way home.
	And they can track down their prey real deadly, but not me.
	I'm fucking lost.
	Wow, I'm going to listen to Indigenous voices more.
	They're funny.
	That looks like all my wife's family.
	Not me.
	I'm fucking lost.
	What is with that accent?
	I don't know.
	Maggie Longclaws is pregnant.
	It's like a weird Canadian Midwestern thing, but it also has kind of a sloppiness to it where it sounds like the person has trouble moving his lower jaw.
	Yeah.
	I don't quite understand it.
	And this crazy thing is, it goes from northern BC down to southern California over to Florida right up to Newfoundland there.
	The entire North American continent, all 3,000 tribes have the same accent.
	What the fuck is going on?
	That's fucking weird.
	I guess blacks are the same, right?
	Well.
	Like, a black in Toronto sounds like a black in Memphis.
	Ooh, can I drop you with some Mi news?
	Okay, who's the means?
	It's me.
	Stop, stop, stop.
	Me news is me.
	Fuck.
	What about if I make a new news?
	You're not jumping on my me news.
	Can I make a you news?
	What do you have to say, Ryan?
	You're talking some shirt or some bullshit?
	No, I was part of a music collaboration.
	We've watched one of these guys' videos, Be Nice to Me Productions.
	He worked with Sam Hyde.
	And I not only did a guitar sole at the end of the album, but Brandon Buckingham is in this music video too.
	Who's that?
	He's the guy who did that funny stuff that we like.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, I remember him.
	So recreational sport, ping pong.
	He needed an Asian to do this.
	And then I do a guitar solo where I mix in All-Star by Smash Mouth and a lot of other people on this track, like Egg White and other folks.
	And there's a 3D version of my head.
	So check it out.
	Little CERN, Be Nice to Me Productions.
	This guy.
	And how many views does it have?
	Not many.
	Like, he's criminal under the 2009.
	Let me see how many views it has.
	2,000.
	Oh, that's not.
	He's criminally underrated.
	He's really good.
	Puts a lot of work into his stuff.
	The guy's really good.
	I couldn't hear it.
	Oh, you want to hear it?
	Sounds like the Why Are You Gay song?
	That was a ripoff of Sweet Child of Mine.
	Alright.
	Warning.
	This one's called Bitch Had It Coming.
	Did she, though?
	Let's see.
	Froze?
	Okay, today.
	I froze.
	What?
	Froze.
	And clothes?
	Froze.
	Oh, are we not recording anymore?
	No, no, no, we are.
	Ladies, stop getting involved.
	No, I saw this before, yeah.
	No way!
	No fucking way!
	Let's watch that again.
	So that woman pulls his hair.
	I think she thought that the man pulled her hair.
	So she slaps him, and then boom.
	You better get out of here, buddy.
	Just get the fuck out of there.
	Hey, you incarcerated fags.
	I think the bit was very gay.
	I wouldn't necessarily call it art, but it is objective.
	I wasn't careful for you, but more so what it means for the country if another right-winger gets arrested for me personally, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	Appreciate the art.
	I hope your time in the hole went well.
	I didn't really unsubscribe.
	It was an experiment.
	You didn't do one funny deep fake today, Ryan.
	It's true.
	Why not?
	I don't know.
	I feel like there's been so much fakery going on that maybe I'm all faked out.
	Just kidding, dude.
	Now it's time to fucking rock and roll.
	Baby's hair smells like angel farts.
	That is true.
	It's one of the greatest smells in the world.
	And then they sent us a video.
	What the hell is that?
	Is that.
	What is taking you so long?
	I don't see it.
	I'll show you my screen.
	Baby's hair smells like angel farts.
	Where are you getting that from?
	I was following along with all these.
	1-1,000, 2-1,000, 3-1,000.
	Yeah, I could type it in, but...
	5-10000.
	Are we in the same?
	No, it's not there.
	5-1,000.
	Is that sent just to you?
	1,000.
	Nope.
	G-O-M-L mailbag.
	I'm in it.
	I typed in.
	12.15 a.m.
	Baby's hair smell like angel farts.
	I've already watched the video.
	I'm already bored of it.
	You still...
	It's literally not here.
	How can it not?
	I'll show you my screen and I'll just...
	Do search baby's hair.
	I'll blow it up.
	Do you know how to spell babies?
	Baby's hair.
	B-A-B-I-E-S.
	Oh.
	What is your problem?
	I thought it would be babies possessive.
	Yeah.
	Look at me.
	And it went like.
	I hear that thing is bad for babies.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	All my kids had one.
	They loved it.
	What's bad?
	Something about their knees or the joints or something like that.
	Shut up.
	Just for people that care.
	A lot of people about the thing.
	Your girl Ann Coulter is still coming out with bangers.
	By the way, speaking of the French Revolution, her book, Demonic, really gets into the French Revolution.
	But if you look up, just Google Ann Coulter, French Revolution, and you'll see that that segment of Demonic has been printed many times.
	And it's just a really great take on the difference between the American Revolution and the French Revolution.
	Your girl Anne Coulter is still coming out with bangers.
	In case you missed it, she wrote an article published on Tacky a few days ago about the trans issue in June, insightful parallel to a little-known event that occurred about 10 years ago in Leroy, New York, where the girls of this one particular school suddenly began twitching uncontrollably.
	The parents all freaked out.
	Doctors and scientific experts flew into the small town to provide their diagnoses as to why it was happening.
	And then, without explanation, it all went away.
	She writes, the Tourette's like seizures first occurred in a cheerleader, spread to several members of the team.
	I remember this.
	Then leapt to a dozen other female classmates.
	But oddly, this absolutely genuinely medical condition barely affected the boy, staff, or teachers at school.
	Only one boy and one teacher acquired the symptoms.
	This raised no suspicions among the mothers who carried on at town meetings screaming at school officials, I'm done listening to you.
	You need to do something.
	All I needed to know about the transgender craze was that in a massive survey of parents of transitioning teens, 92% were women.
	The survey of parents of transitioning teens.
	So when she says 92% were women, I guess she means single moms, right?
	71% had a bachelor's or a graduate degree.
	86% favored gay marriage.
	And 91% were white.
	I'm dying to hear about the biological pathway of a medical condition that affects almost exclusively the offspring of liberal white women.
	Yeah.
	Gav, you picked up on my sarcasm.
	You fucked up not because of the reaction of your enemies, not because of the reaction of your supposed allies who went turn cone.
	You fucked up because you alienated and potentially incited those who do have your back.
	It's not about your art.
	The gag also wasn't about your desire.
	Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	Lots of people telling me how to do my job.
	This is like the art of Ryan getting fired.
	Yeah.
	Anyway.
	Gay Spider-Man's bizarre origin on YouTube.
	Oh, this sounds interesting.
	Is this another talkie video with a bunch of frog created to save Earth?
	Nobody appreciated or understood him, but I did.
	We were good friends who enjoyed hanging out with a bucket from the chicken fry.
	Just me, Cyberfrog, and his very large brother Salamandroid.
	Until the invasion.
	Read a book.
	So sick of it.
	I read from the sky.
	I shudder thinking how many adults read this shit.
	This is for nine-year-olds.
	Just so you know.
	Oh, Sam Hyde's here.
	What's up, Sam?
	Got anything to say?
	Okay.
	Hockey hair PD.
	Thank you, sir.
	I think we're losing steam here.
	Important.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	If the feds really did take you in and turn you, I'm sincerely asking you to give us your own some BFFs, some indications so we can start preparing for the impending raids on our homes.
	Yeah, that's what I was talking about earlier.
	Like, how fucking cowardly are you where you're scared of being caught?
	I understand if you're on that cheating site, what's it called?
	Ashley's.
	Ashley Madison.
	Ashley Madison.
	That makes sense to be worried about being on that list.
	Or you're a donor for AFPAC.
	But you watch a show, you could be watching it because you're doing ops research.
	Are you in French jail?
	Ryan's New Teeth.
	This guy's a legend.
	Let's check out this guy's a legend.
	Fucking legend, so he is.
	Come on, man.
	Fuck!
	It's my house.
	I own it.
	Okay, I understand.
	Man, if you hold that window right there, can you all right?
	I'll jump through and meet you at the front door.
	Okay.
	And I'll show you.
	The dolls that the religion you choose, okay.
	My religion.
	That's right.
	All right, jump in there.
	Don't kick me on your way in.
	All right.
	Boom.
	Uh-oh.
	Watch ahead.
	All right.
	All right.
	Okay.
	You meet me at front.
	Okay.
	The title for this is 90s cops is best cops.
	I'm at the edge of my seat here.
	You don't have no snakes or nothing, do you?
	Man, I got snakes.
	From one end of this house to the other.
	No, I'm serious.
	I don't like snakes.
	I will protect you.
	No, you tell me where the snakes are.
	I want you to get a look at them.
	Hey, yeah, you're right.
	I'll stand right here.
	Now, wait a minute.
	You don't understand how many there are.
	You see all them snakes right there?
	Yeah.
	You see them snakes right there?
	Yeah.
	They're my babies.
	I care more about them snakes than I do a human life.
	Just like that, man.
	Them snakes mean more to me than any human being ever born, man.
	What is this?
	This is a Mariani.
	There it is right there.
	Is that it?
	Okay.
	I don't know what you're looking at.
	The one at 209 right there.
	Well, right there.
	You know what that is?
	That is a wine opener.
	Oh, okay.
	Looks kind of racist.
	You know, this, I don't know.
	You tell me what that is.
	That's a skeleton where you use it for a candle holder.
	That's not a skeleton.
	That's what that is.
	That's the skull.
	Black people have a trouble with the skull skeleton thing.
	It's not some black communities like...
	And then you look and his face was a skeleton.
	His entire face was a skeleton?
	No.
	That's crazy.
	They also pronounce the W in sword.
	Sword.
	Sword.
	I really don't know what this is.
	You want to get drunk with this guy, don't you?
	I don't know.
	He makes me want to drink.
	It amounts to I believe in God and I don't pray to Satan, but I feel the need to build these altars.
	You know, I usually hang feathers from there.
	Hey, is there any more snakes back here?
	Is there any more snakes back here?
	I swear to God, I won't let nothing happen to you.
	That's not what he's worried about.
	He doesn't want to be near a snake.
	Good or bad, safe or not.
	Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
	Is the snake in there?
	I hope.
	Man, I'll tell you what to do.
	Yeah, man, that's all right.
	I don't want to see no more.
	No, I'm gone, man.
	He's a snake in there, I hope.
	60 babies.
	This is the male right there.
	This is the female.
	Hey, Mr. Moody, you ever thought about being a snake removal?
	In other words, if we went to a call and there was a snake in somebody's yard, we can come in.
	I'd grab him up, no problem, man.
	I'd grab him up, no problem.
	I don't care what damn.
	This guy's my spirit animal, man.
	And you're willing to come out and remove it for us?
	I'll hit him times.
	I'll put it in my bag and he'll be in the house.
	Thanks, man.
	He'll be in the house.
	I ain't scared of nothing.
	I ain't scared of the devil himself.
	All right.
	Wow, that was a good ending to the mailbag.
	What a champ.
	Let's do the final video.
	Although it's going to be tough to beat that.
	Oh, yeah.
	I was thoroughly impressed by this little piece of driving.
	I suspect he's Chinese.
	I suspect he's done this before.
	I don't think there is any margin for error here.
	You have to be at 100% perfect to pull this off.
	So he's really hugging the side there, which you wonder why he has to do that.
	It's on the wrong side of the road.
	Sorry, I got to be on the wrong side of the road to pull this off because I got to fucking snake into this opening.
	Are you zoomed out?
	Yep.
	Got to get in there.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I would have given up about 30 times ago.
	And I got to just touch, just touch the edge here.
	I get it.
	And I got to get it.
	This is how to have anal sex with your wife, by the way.
	A lot of things have to be lined up.
	That's why it only happens once a year.
	All right, you're good to go, buddy.
	I said, go.
	You're fine.
	Come on.
	Stop gawking at your peers' incredible driving skills.
	It's easy for you.
	You got no cargo on the back there.
	All right, folks, that was an epic-long super-duper show.
	Because I missed you so much.
	We had a lot of catching up to do.
	Tomorrow we got Compound Censored.
	And a million pounds of more fun.
	In the interim, get fired.
	Wait a minute.
	Thursday's a live show.
	Friday will have to be a pre-tape.
	We're off to Vegas.
	And then Saturday afternoon at 3, Josh Denny, Anthony Kumiak, Gavin McInnes, Making You Laugh Your Balls Off.
	Over-the-top comedy that's totally banned everywhere else.
	You wouldn't believe how raunchy it is.
	And don't videotape it because we'll be in big shit.
	It is the most offensive shit you've ever heard.
	The staff, after the last show in Florida, the staff were like, yeah, we love this shit.
	No, we love old school comedy.
	Yeah, offend us.
	Go crazy.
	And then after the show, everyone at the venue was like, yeah, the back doors right there.
	Ew.
	They were not happy with us.
	So see you in Vegas.
	And wait, not seeing Vegas.
	I'd ruin my ending again.
	See you tomorrow with Anthony.
	Live show Thursday, pre-tape Friday.
	Off to Vegas.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.
	Now you say you're your best day.

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