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Sept. 5, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
01:27:18
S4E159 - NO CRYIN' NO LYIN'
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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Long with Kevin McGuinness.
Hey, man, can you hear me?
Uh, okay.
How you doing?
You alright?
Yeah, I'm all right.
How are you?
Well, as good as I can be.
That's a bad question.
I'm sorry.
Kind of worrying about it.
I want to do the show.
Let's do the show.
Okay.
So I assume you're in the booth?
Yep.
And the music's off?
Okay.
Let's just get right into it.
It's important to explain the song so we, you know, have the right to use it.
That was Sacred Love, Bad Brains song from the album I Against Die in 1986.
The singer H.R., just an acronym for human rights.
He was in jail for distribution of marijuana.
I think he was selling weed on tour.
And they had already booked a studio.
So Bad Brains go, you know what?
Let's keep the studio.
And then he unscrewed his mic.
The phones in prison and jail, they're the old timey phones, right?
So he unscrews the sort of mouthpiece to give it an extra hollow sound.
And they recorded what Rolling Stone called one of the greatest makeout songs of all time, Sacred Love.
Sacred Love.
I've known for a week now that we were going to use that song, so it's been in my head for a week.
I don't want to come to you as a whore.
No, no, no.
What a fucking fantastic nut HR was.
I interviewed Daryl Jennifer from Bad Brains.
It wasn't an ass-kissy thing.
Like I talked about Bad Brains and their homophobia because they're Rastafarians and how they spray painted blood clot batty boy all over the big boys house when the big boys had them stay there.
And I talked about HR wearing a dress and showing up to the record label.
I think it was Roadrunner with a gun and saying, everybody's going to know now.
Everybody's going to know he wanted his money.
And Daryl Jennifer just goes, yeah, he's a creative motherfucker.
Don't you love it when people own something like that?
It totally disarms you.
Like I said to, I think I said to my wife the other day, I go, hey, our friends, let's call them the Lombardies, they have a date night every single Saturday.
And we don't.
And she goes, I don't like hanging out in bars.
I go, we don't have to hang out in a bar.
We can go anywhere.
And why don't we just go for dinner once a week?
And she goes, because I'm a lazy bitch.
I was sort of like, okay, well, that's the end of that debate.
Or even my mechanic, Joe, Jose.
I go, dude, I left you the Land Rover.
I get it back.
You fix the whatever thing in the front, the dash, but the gas tank still goes chunk after it's only a quarter full.
I can't fill it up.
It keeps thinking it's full.
And he goes, oh, shit, I guess I forgot to fix that.
I go, yeah, but I told you to.
Why did you forget?
And he goes, because I'm a fucking idiot and I always forget things.
Okay.
Well, I guess we're done with that.
Culpability.
Speaking of culpability, holy shit, did this little art experiment ever fucking explode?
Wow.
I consider that a smashing success.
What about you?
Can I hear you if you talk?
I think so.
Okay, it's kind of echoey.
Yeah, I must, at the beginning of the week, there was all the news stories, right?
Was he arrested by the FBI?
Is he in jail?
Where did he go?
And it's the reason I call it a success is you really see everyone's true colors, right?
Like you see, by the way, I only have half an hour to talk, but I'll call back if we get cut off, okay?
Affirmed.
Maybe pull up B-roll and shit while I'm talking.
I don't know.
Maybe show articles and tweets.
Do you have any tweets of people gloating?
Oh, yeah.
There's a few categories of people, right?
You see, there's the lefty journalists like Will Summer and Jared Holt and those kind of guys, the Nazi hunters, which is just such a fucking crazy career.
Your Whole life is dedicated to a mythological creature, the American neo-Nazi.
That's your job fighting white male right-wing extremism.
No other extremism, not jihad, nothing else.
Just that one group.
And it's ironically the least racist group.
White males are notoriously the least racist demographic in the country.
You see this with dating apps.
They're always all over the map, whereas most other races stick to their own on dating apps.
White men's dicks at least are the least horny dicks.
I mean, least racist dicks in the world.
But these losers dedicated.
So that group, they were like, yes, fucking, he's dead.
And then another, it's really the same group, the sort of Antifa guys, that are like, fuck around and find out, which is perfect because these guys call themselves anti-fascists.
And what do they do when the government oversteps its boundary?
They don't go, Jesus.
I mean, I don't like the guy, but even they're going after everyone with no evidence.
Like, what was his crime?
I don't understand.
I hate him.
But what was his crime?
No, they're just like, good, bitch.
Fucking run.
Like with Proud Boys.
You know, they're anti-prison system unless it's someone that they disagree with.
So in the case of Max and John and Ethan and Joe and Zach, they're like, good, fucking throw away the key.
In other words, they're fascists.
These want you to go to jail if you disagree with them.
They'll make up any bullshit story about, you know, terrorism and domestic terrorism and Adam Waffen or whatever the fuck little group they're pretending to worry about now.
But at the end of the day, they want us in jail for disagreeing with them.
And, you know, what's amazing about it too is there's very serious debates in this country.
Like abortion is a very heavy shit debate.
One side says, if you don't allow me to abort my baby, then I'm going to die getting an illegal abortion and there's going to be all this death and you're turning me into a handmaid sale baby slave.
And then the other side is, yeah, I know that's all bad and everything, but it doesn't give you the right to kill a baby.
That's murder.
You're murdering a baby.
That's a real serious argument.
I understand that both sides would want to die for a cause like that.
In both instances, we're talking about murder in a sense, right?
One says you're murdering me.
The other side says you're murdering a baby.
But with this Antifa radical left, and when I say that, I mean the Nazi hunters who are just ghostbusters.
They're the exact same as these ghost hunter guys.
They fight mythical creatures.
So there's those guys, sorry, with those guys, the disagreement is, you don't take me seriously.
That's why the radical left hates me.
Not because of my views on immigration or feminism or any of that stuff.
It's because I mock them.
That's their rage.
So they're sitting there gloating all week because they think someone who made fun of them is getting the shit beaten out of them and having a horrible life.
How fucking sad and depraved is that?
So then after the leaks come out, you start seeing them, instead of them going, shit, we were duped.
We didn't get what we wished for.
Santa ripped us off.
They change it to like a, he faked it.
It was an attention grift.
And they never talk about censored.tv if it's, you know, not to gloat.
Like remember when Milo left?
Milo said, oh, they're firing everyone.
Then all of a sudden there's all this news.
Yes, they're failing.
Like these guys are women.
They are way too emotional to do the job of journalism.
They shouldn't be doing it.
The only way you should be a journalist is the same way you should be a judge when you're totally impartial and can just look at the facts and draw sober conclusions.
They're fucking drunk with bitter high school girl revenge.
Are you playing shit in the background or what are people looking at while I'm talking?
I showed the tweets and then now just the radio.
Okay, well, don't do that.
That's not TV.
That's radio.
I think I sent you some links.
There's like the LA Mag one.
Let me turn it.
I got you.
Actually, I sent you the notes, right?
Yeah.
So I liked...
I liked...
What was one, two?
Oh, that's Ashley.
Fuck is her name?
Ashley Witty?
Ashley Dwitty?
Ashton Witty.
Oh, no, that's a different.
Do you have the Ashton Woody one?
Let me see.
Kind of at the end of this section.
It just popped into my head.
Yeah, well, okay.
Yes, all right.
I'm showing it now.
I'm going to play the volume.
What the fuck's her name again?
Ashton Woody.
Yeah, yeah.
Or Ashton Birdie, whatever.
So this is like the Owen Benjamin scenario.
You really see who your friends are when something like this goes down.
So she's just instantly goes, fuck him.
And it's weird with her, too, because like I was ride or die for that bitch.
And she was, you know, going through a really rough time.
She was suicidal.
I would hook her up.
Like at one point, she was homeless.
I hooked her up with a place to stay in LA, someone's couch.
And yeah, always stuck by her, always positive, always like, can I help?
I've fielded some very frantic, sad calls late at night.
And then she's like, fuck, this guy's doing it for clicks.
Which, so that obviously bums me out because I feel betrayed.
But it's also retarded.
I'm not on YouTube.
There's no clicks you get from this.
You get free advertising in a sense.
And it was probably a million dollars worth of advertising, really.
And you know what's funny about it?
Speaking of clicks, the subs were a zero-sum game.
When I first talked to the tech guy about the subs, he goes, you're down, four people canceled, and 77 signed up.
And then he goes, wait a minute, I just double-checked.
Those 70 of those 77 are Pat Dixon.
Promo code PAT.
So you're seven up, four down, and three more just canceled.
So I think it was like probably 11 canceled and eight signed up.
So yeah, it was not good for clicks per se.
And that's not why you do stuff like this.
You do stuff like this because it's interesting.
It's art.
And it's amazing how many fucking readers are sending me letters going, that's fucked up what you did.
You need to do damage control.
You need an apology, blah, blah, blah.
Like, I'm your bitch.
And I owe you anything.
We're not friends.
And don't, this, this pisses me off the most.
Don't tell me how to do my fucking art.
Okay?
That's not your right.
The fact that you can talk to me and send letters in, that's egregious.
No other artist has to hear from people constantly telling them how to tweak with their fucking art.
Fuck you.
And here's another thing.
And this is actually good for you.
We're not friends, okay?
We're a community, in a sense, and you're not a fan.
Don't be a fucking fan.
This is shitty, what you did to your fans.
That's fucking gay.
What are we, the bay city rollers?
You're not my fans.
If anything, I'm your employee.
I entertain you.
I go pour through hours and hours of news stories, pick out funny ones, and try to give you a hot take on it.
So while you're out working, I'm running around reading the newspapers for you.
So when you come home, you can have it concise.
So in that sense, I'm your fucking janitor.
So don't talk about being my fan.
I'll never forget when Krass was on tour and Penny Rimbo was approached by a fan in quotation marks.
And he's a young kid, probably 17.
He said, well, you saw my Krass album.
And Penny goes, what's your name?
And he goes, Derek.
He goes, all right.
And he grabs the boy's hand and puts it around like the pen.
So now Penny's holding the kid's hand with the pen in it.
And he writes Derek on the album.
Because he doesn't do autographs because that's fucking gay.
So that bothered me.
But again, that's all part of the experiment is seeing the way people react.
Milo was pissed off.
He's like, what are you doing?
You're not making headlines.
You're just making people angry.
And I sent him like about 40 headlines.
And I go, it's kind of making headlines, actually.
The fucking hyenas come out to gloat.
The turkey vultures come down from riding the thermals to feed on the alleged carcass.
And then I had, but, but Milo's a ride or die nigga, so he was like, oh, I thought it approved, but oh, well, you should tell people at some point, soon.
And then, of course, we have the Ashtons, and then we have the Kumias, the Crip Daddies, and the Josh Denny's that are like, I'm not sure I get it, but I'm with you.
And then you have the Owen Benjamins who are like, are you going to divulge this at any point?
And then what he should have said is, I'm sorry, I can't abide by this.
You're burdening me with a secret.
I'm going public.
But he doesn't do that.
He just does.
He does like a five-hour podcast about it.
How are we doing for time, by the way?
You'll have to keep updating me because I have to know what a half-hour chunk is.
We're at about 15.
Okay, so we're halfway through.
I'm allowed to call you back.
So Ashton's dead to me.
I'll never speak to her again or even think about it.
That's the beauty of the Scottish way.
When you ex people, they just cease to exist.
And then with Owen, it's the exact same story.
I'll just say my take on him just for fun, and then I'll drop it.
Always liked him.
I was at his back.
Even when he was going through the anti-Jew phase, which he might be back on, actually.
I was just like, okay, I can talk to an anti-Semite, especially if he's a curious person.
It's an idea.
I'm not scared of ideas.
Stuck by him through thick and thin.
And so did Anthony, by the way, this bullshit rumor that he called child services or objected to.
He did object to the idea of child services being called.
And it was a joke, by the way, the guy who mentioned that.
But I think what happened with him is he did those CBDs.
I think it was, what's his name, Shoe?
Fat Pussy, whatever his name is, Coco Diaz.
And I think he has schizophrenia.
Maybe a mild case.
I don't know.
But you know what those people, they live a normal life.
And then usually in adolescence, something triggers it.
A fight, it's commonly a fight, but people don't fight anymore.
And now I've noticed it's possible.
I know of at least three that were triggered by fake marijuana.
Well, one was fake MDMA, and the other two were herbal marijuana.
And then once it's triggered, it's triggered.
And like the cat's out of the bag.
And I'm not sure, but I think it's quite possible that that's what happened with Owen.
But because he has a high IQ and a great work ethic, he doesn't become a homeless man.
He just makes bear terrier.
And he starts a thing.
And he's because he's a survivor.
That's what I think has happened to his personality.
That's just a guess.
The fact that he was so quick to shit on Anthony now is downright confusing.
Whatever.
And I'm not even sure.
I just should have said my theory about his brain.
That's none of my business.
It's just a dumb theory.
But I forgive him.
But I'm never speaking to him again.
You know, there's harboring some sort of resentment.
And then it's just like, well, I can't trust you.
So why hang out with someone that you don't think you can trust?
So that's my, I'll never mention him again.
We got it.
But also, it's kind of weird how these fans are so into the interdynamics between the various people they watch.
Like, did people care if Johnny Carson and Burt Reynolds were friends?
Why would you give a fuck?
Like, I can't tell how many times people told me to make up with Greg Gutfeld or Michael Malice.
Why?
Why should I?
Ain't nobody get time for that.
I don't give a fuck what friends you make up with.
Anyway, here, go to 1.3 and tell me what you think of this.
Because I had a guy write in And say, how are you different from Juicy Smollett?
And I'm like, well, I don't think he was doing art.
He was trying to get people to think something happened to him that was indicative of a bigger pattern, which I guess I am guilty of that in a sense.
But he like ran with it and is still running with it today.
Is this the video?
It's like a funeral scene?
Yeah.
Okay.
Are you playing that?
I'm playing it now.
Yeah.
Just keep playing it in the background.
Don't have the audio on.
It's just people crying.
Okay.
But yeah, the juicy Smileian allergy is an interesting discussion.
And that's really what these things are about, ultimately, is interesting discussions.
Although the example I'm showing you now, I don't think that's an interesting discussion.
It's a very intense version of what we're talking about now.
Did you get to the reveal yet?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, God, it was so crazy how many people contacted me.
Like, every single person I've ever met contacted me.
The guy who dated Mitsu when we were punks in Ottawa contacted me.
Every famous person I know contacted me.
My parents didn't, but I think my brother let them in on it.
One interesting take, though, from the people that were mad is people were worried about you.
Don't you understand how bad that is?
And I'm like, good.
Yeah.
Welcome to my world.
Every single fucking day, I'm worried about Max and John and Zach, Riel, and Ethan Nardine and Joe Biggs.
I think about them at least half a day.
I talk to their lawyers once a day.
I talk to John's wife.
I talk to Max's girlfriend.
We talk about when they're released, what can we do when they're released, getting the money, raising money for Joe's trial.
There's talk of Trump financing the Gen 6 trials.
I don't know if he knows how much that is.
We're up against the government, right?
And they have a blank check, and they have the best lawyers known to man.
And one thing I've noticed about the lawyers on our side, when I talk to them, they never talk shit about the prosecution.
They're like, these guys are fucking good.
They're the best in their game.
So to compete with that, you really need like $2 million a person.
Two for Joe, two for Ethan, two for Zach.
Now, no one's getting even close to that.
But what I'm saying is $6 million is a break-even number for this kind of a war we're in.
So if other, and I understand a lot of people don't know those guys like I do, or they're sick of hearing about Proud Boys.
Okay.
Well, if for a week you could experience what I go through every day, good.
I'm glad.
I'm glad you feel it.
What else?
Did you show the Ian Spiegelman article?
LA Mag?
Oh, man.
This guy's some, he's like the kind of Jew that anti-Semites talk about all the time.
He's responsible for anti-Semitism.
This is a weird dude.
He's like a real New York page six kind of guy.
I think he's in LA now.
Obviously if it's LA Mag.
But he's obsessed with me claiming that I started hipsters, which I did.
And Vice is what made Williamsburg, Brooklyn, which it did.
But it's a weird thing to constantly be harping on because it's literally from a quarter of a century ago.
And no one gives a fuck if I did or didn't start hipsters, Ian.
What a strange obsession to have.
What a way to date yourself.
But I thought it was interesting in one of the articles, it said, a spy clued is in this weekend that, and then it quotes, I'm currently on vacation in Marseille in the south of France and just stood in line behind Gavin McKinnis and his wife and kids.
Yeah, he didn't say much, and initially I brushed it off, but then I knew it was him when I saw his wife, Emily Jendrusak.
Everyone calls my wife Emily Jendrusak.
It's obviously Emily McKinnis.
I think it's because of my wedding announcement.
It said Gavin McKinnis marries Emily Jendrissak.
She obviously took my last name.
I'm not a cuck.
I was directly behind him at the train station, Marseille, St. Charles.
Now, see, that would have held some weight if he had a camera.
What?
Snap a pic.
And then there was, yeah, there was, it was, I was getting articles sent to me from all over the world.
Like, I don't know what G7 is, but it's Spanish.
You got that one up there?
See?
Can you read that headline?
O Fundador dos Praboys, Gavin McKinneys, apartamente intorompido pe la policía em shao au vivo.
That sounds like Brazilian or Portuguese.
Oh, yeah?
I hate that language.
Someone was trying to tell me I'm anti-Semitic because I hate the sound of Hebrew.
And I'm like, get in line, Hebrew.
I do hate the sound of Hebrew.
I also hate the sound of German, Arabic, Portuguese.
There's a lot of Russian.
But my favorite was the India article.
McGinnis had simply began streaming his podcast day on his sensor.tv channel when police got here to his home.
I guess I live in the studio in the Bronx now.
And began looking it after they talked to a number of folks non-stop for a couple of minutes.
Followers began to guess what was occurring in Gavin's home.
And then it goes, after an FBI raid, Gavin McInnes was caught.
As of this writing, Gavin McInnes has not been arrested.
At least I spell my name right.
Fuck.
Has not been arrested for the reason that FBI raided his house just lately.
In additional element, Proud Boy's father Gavin McInnes was live streaming when the FBI raided his house, whereas he was on air.
Folks can hear him say, who's this for?
Like, is it for Indians who don't speak Indian or Hindu or whatever, Urdu?
How weird.
And then you got Will Summer16, who changes it from we were duped to he Lied, I don't think people realize how many times I've done this.
My Wikipedia used to list them all, but now it's been replaced with white nationalism.
But it all started in the 90s when we convinced this woman at Led D'Ivoire that we're gay lovers.
How are we doing for time, Ryan?
I think we're at 25 minutes, so we got three more mins.
Okay.
She's going to come on and say we have one minute left.
But yeah, you got duped.
Well, some are you losers?
And you got exposed for your bitter resentment.
Like, you throw them a morsel, just a strange conversation at the end of a podcast that appears to involve law enforcement.
You throw them a morsel like that, and you just look at the piranhas.
Fucking churn up the waters.
Anyway, that's all I got to say about that.
I'll be back in the studio tomorrow.
Got a big fancy thing coming also tomorrow.
About, well, you'll see.
A fun little thing.
We have one minute left.
Okay.
So, Ryan, why don't you do this?
I'll call you back, but in the interim, do the Let's Start the Show visual.
Okay, I think I can do that.
Wait, hold on one second.
Beautiful, beautiful, bursting light.
Hello, can you hear me?
Yes.
Cool, this is fun.
Maybe we'll do the show like this, every show.
Okay.
I got a lot to talk about.
I don't think I can fit it in a half hour.
I may have to do three of these.
Something weird's going on at CNN.
It's fun seeing the left freak out about their baby, the most biased news source ever, the Russia, Russia, Russia network, that openly admitted they were down to climate change, climate change, climate change.
And they're caught.
And people, like after Trump was gone, CNN had no reason to exist.
If you're the Biden PR network, the DNC, CNN-DNC, then when the DNC are winning, there's no point, no reason for you to exist.
So they got some Trump guy in there now, and he's just cleaning house, and he has zero fucking tolerance.
Did you put the tweet up?
Yes.
What does he say?
It said Biden's assertion that Trump and the extremist Republicans pose a threat to Americans' democracy is undeniably true.
John Harwood.
What a meathead.
Imagine being a news.
This is a whole other part of this art experiment where you see how emotional and biased these people are.
To brazenly shit on half the country and also pretend that you are an ambivalent and objective newsman is just, well, it's dumb.
And it's bad for business.
And that's why he's fired.
And we'll see if you can save this thinking ship.
I think this Newsweek is doing the same thing, where they're letting Andy know, write articles and shit.
I don't know, man.
I feel like what's going to happen, conservatives are going to start watching CNN.
I don't see that happening anytime soon.
It's like going back to an ex-girlfriend.
Once bitten, twice shy.
So I don't think it's going to work.
Also in the small-time news, Project Veritas has exposed our educators for what they are, Marxist shills, just like Antifa, just like these left-wing journalists.
They're all the same.
They all have the same politics.
They all have the same immorality.
They're all atheists.
They all couldn't give less of a fuck about children and their rights and their safety.
They all hate us.
They see us as evil Nazis that want to destroy the world.
When I say us, I'm literally talking about half of America.
And Project Veritas is exposing them for that.
And they've got this woman.
She works in the, I think it's the Upper West Side, at some fancy school, Trinity School.
And she's just openly admitting that she hates white boys.
And when they open their mouths, she tells them to fuck off and she shuts them up and is brainwashing her students to be like her, which we see that all the time.
Remember that gay at Disney that was like, I like to sneak in my not-so-secret agenda.
So the fact that they're so arrogant about this, and this goes back to the CNN guy, shows that they've had that position of power too long.
Like the French monarchy before the Revolution when Louis XIV decides he needs to spend all his time in Versailles.
The peasants eventually start to get annoyed with you and your arrogance.
And there's something different about this particular scoop.
I mean, it's exactly like their other scoops, but I'm looking at the Daily Mail, and it doesn't say conservative news outlet Project Veritas claims to have conversations that are edited and blah, blah, blah, with the usual Project Veritas caveats.
Now it just says the news piece like it came from AP or anything else.
So I feel like Project Veritas has finally achieved real news status.
And I talked to guys there, this is a real turning point.
This one feels different.
It feels like they're finally in the mainstream.
And there's no more caveats when you discuss Project Veritas.
You just discuss their news.
And that's what happens when you fight that long.
You eventually win.
And a big part of this, too, I think, is the alpaca.
The retraction alpaca, you know, their big wall of shame where they get journalists to take it back when they're called extremist or right-wing or whatever.
Redacto?
Redacto.
The retraction alpaca.
You do that enough times, and eventually people go, I can't lie about these guys.
It's too expensive.
It's just like Alan Freyer at the New York Times when he tried to frame me as being part of the January 6th insurrection and being there, saying he has photographic evidence.
And I told him to fuck off.
And then he goes, well, I got to hand it to you.
You really don't quit.
In other words, I'm not in this for news.
I'm in it to make you quit.
And you just keep getting up.
And then the last news story I have is we have a new group invited to the Serial Killer Club.
Indians.
Now, here in America, I call them American Indians.
Up in Canada, you're supposed to say First Nations or something.
I guess I'd say natives up there.
My brother once gotten big shit for saying natives instead of First Nations.
Sorry.
Food here sucks.
They went on a stabbing spree.
I don't know what the tribe is.
Does it say the tribe in that article?
I don't think it does.
But they're on the res.
Well, you can probably parse which one it is because they're largely within the James Smith Cree nation.
Okay, so there's Cree.
And, yeah, they stabbed, I think, dead 10 people.
And they're on the loose right now.
What a weird, random thing to do.
Maybe they're on meth.
I can't help but think a lot of these bizarre killings are meth-related.
Where they're just shooting people for no reason.
Because human life like those nightclub kids, Michael Eilig, when he murdered his meth dealer, chopped him up and put him in a bag.
When you're that high on speed, people aren't real to you.
What are you doing?
I guess, are you going to be doing any funny characters today?
I hadn't planned on it.
But I could.
Have you been on camera this entire show?
No.
Well, I think rather than, so what are people looking at?
The desk and also things that we're pulling up.
Well, no, they should be looking at you.
Okay.
I was thinking about this this week, too.
I appreciate, and AIU is probably one of the only people who can pull it off, but I'd still rather see his face.
We have so many hundreds of thousands of years of history reading people's faces and gestures.
It's so much less interesting to me to watch a video where the guy is just pulling up things and he's narrating, but you can't see his face.
Yeah, true.
You want to see a person in this medium?
Well, you know, people are important.
A lot of folks that are pretty cool.
My last piece of silly news.
Not that it's silly to have 10 people stabbed to death.
Joe Tonelli is in jail.
And that one's for real, folks.
Did I tell you this yet?
No.
So he's at the local bar, and he had been banned from there.
He got so wasted, he called an African-American gentleman the N-word.
And I don't mean this in a cool, rap way.
I mean that in the way that almost never happens, but it happened.
It was the annual shut up, you fucking N, which happens about once a year in the world.
And said N then kicked the shit out of him.
Perfect.
Okay, problem solved.
No need to get involved.
We're done.
Actually, no, hold on a sec.
You don't get the right to beat the shit out of someone because they used a racial slur.
I don't know.
That's something Ture would say.
He said, that word is violence.
So to beat someone up for saying it is self-defense.
I get insulted on a minutely basis.
It doesn't justify violence.
But I guess what I'm saying is coming.
If you're throwing that around in this day and age.
And no one needs to be sued or anything.
But anyway, Joe gets in his retarded pea brain that he's going to sue the bar.
I don't know what the case is.
You made me unsafe.
So he hadn't, I hadn't seen him at the bar for months.
And then he shows up yesterday, drunk.
Maddie's there.
Maddie tells him, Maddie goes, I don't know what it is with all your fucking lies, Joe.
Just be yourself.
You could be dumb, smart, rich, poor.
No one gives a fuck.
We're all old men here.
So you don't have to create this character.
And that might have set him off because he went ballistic about an hour later.
He took all the plants that were in the front of the bar and threw them on the road.
They should be on the inside of the bar until the police come.
Take him away.
He's so old.
The man who replaced you when you were fired.
Yeah.
In that sense, he's your boss.
Well.
What?
What?
I just think he's so move we don't know what he's planning.
He's so move, we don't know what he's planning.
He's so move.
I've never in my 52 years heard anyone say move to describe a person.
I'm preparing myself to forgive you.
Speaking of being 52, my mom sent me a picture of the house that I was born in.
And she goes, I don't know why she had it, but she sent it to me.
And she goes, 54 years you were born here.
Like, wow, you know you're old when your mom doesn't know how old you are.
It's a bad sign.
Anyway, all right, now we're really starting the show.
I know I said we're starting the show before, but now it's really getting into high gear.
Hair wars.
I think I found someone, a far-right radical who was in Charlottesville.
I follow these Antifa sites just because you got to know your enemy.
And I was looking at this guy.
I'm like, holy fuck, your hair is worse than Jamie Raskins.
Look at that guy.
And it's not even, like, why is it in almost dread-like strands?
Like, he's one of these Disney mulatto chicks who puts wool in her hair.
Zoom in on, can you zoom in on the first picture?
Yeah.
Zoom in.
Can you go right into his hair?
Doesn't it seem almost dread-like?
Yes.
What the fuck is...
It's definitely dreadful.
I sent you two pictures of him.
The first one is the brutal one.
So the right has their bad hair, and the left, of course, the reigning champion in the history of American politics.
And I'm going back to Garfield and fucking Madison and even Abe Lincoln.
Abe Lincoln apparently had hair that would give, he claimed, and I'm taking this from when Bill the Butcher played him, would give Barbers nightmares.
Jamie Raskin.
Jamie Raskin is behind the major part of the January 6th for me.
I'd say he's third in line, and he was accused of Stalinism.
And his defense is, he obviously worked hard at this.
He got his questions in advance.
His defense is, no, you're the Stalinists because you're in bed with Putin.
Which is just, let's take a step back here, too.
They think because you don't hate someone as much as them, that you love them.
That's the whole, you're 100% with us or 100% against us.
So because Trump went to meet Kim Jong-un and say, hey, buddy, how are you?
Let's agree to disagree here.
Don't fuck with anything or you're dead.
And what did Trump do to Putin?
He said, if you touch Ukraine, I will, you, what was he saying?
All of these beautiful turrets in Moscow will be obliterated.
So they had a mutual respect in a sense, like gang leaders do.
And they feared him.
That doesn't mean we're pals, shithead.
But talk about the kettle calling the pot black.
Go to 2.30 of 22.
Trump's side.
Like Vladimir Putin, the former head of the KGB, who said that the collapse throughout the investigation about the attempt to propound the big lie and to keep things going long after the election had been settled.
But it's interesting that he invokes Stalinism when all of the Stalinists are on Donald Trump's side, like Vladimir Putin, the former head of the KGB, who said that the collapse of the Soviet Union was the greatest catastrophe of the 20th century, or the dictator of North Korea who Donald Trump writes love letters to.
The Stalinists are on their side and they should keep them on that side of the island.
What amazing stuff is that our side is fighting?
It's like a thing in a thing in a thing.
Like the big lie is Nazi propaganda, which is what he's doing by saying the big lie, the big lie all the time.
It's so meta.
And then because Trump went to North Korea, that means he writes Kim Jong-un love letters every day.
And again, worst hair in this administration, in any administration.
At least the previous Nazi guy, he's not, no one voted for him.
Jamie Raskin, I mean, fuck.
He actually seems to have tamed the beast in that clip.
Can you go back to the clip?
Yeah.
Democracy in America.
That's the best his terrible hair has ever looked.
Testimony from Jenny Thompson.
It's pretty bad.
Don't you just want to tackle him and drag him to the barbers?
It at least looks dry in that one.
Yeah, it always has like a weird...
Well, both these guys have like these dready wet noodles.
Yeah.
I just want to like wash it, run a comb through it, and then have a nice 50s haircut.
Like if you're bald, you're bald.
You can't trick us.
All right.
So I don't know how we're doing for time.
How are we doing for time?
We have probably another 15 minutes.
Man, these little blips go by quickly, don't they?
They're quick blips.
Quick blips.
Blips in time.
So this is kind of old news now, I guess.
You guys have all been talking about it all week.
It was, what, three or four days ago, Biden's Hitler speech.
Brutal optics.
The funnest thing about this whole thing was seeing the right, sorry, the left defend it.
And one of the takeaways I saw, how's this for crazy?
Again, the running theme here is whatever they say about us is really true of them.
They said, yes, it wasn't the best optics in the world.
And that's true.
It was literally the worst optics any president has ever done.
I mean, it was worse than Bill Clinton putting the cigar in Monica Lewinsky's vadge, but we never even saw that.
We just heard about it.
But they go, yeah, well, the difference is if Biden had done that, I mean, sorry, if Trump had done that, it would have been true.
He would have been playing to his base.
In the case of Biden, it's just a silly accident.
Wow.
So you fuck up and make a Nazi movie, and the takeaway is: well, Trump's a Nazi, and if he had done this, it would be true.
Interesting.
Look at this quote, though, in 2.4.
He says, the right thrives on chaos.
Like, look at 2020, the insane riots that were going on, how the DNC profited from that, how CNN hit it and said, fiery, but mostly peaceful.
The globalists specifically thrive on chaos.
That's why Soros funds these riots.
That's why he wants them to happen.
And the takeaway is we thrive on chaos?
Why?
Because of Jan 6, our one fuck up in 100 years, our first riot in 100 years, whereas they've had a riot every year for 100 years.
And now, America must choose to move forward or to move backwards, to build the future, obsess about the past, to be a nation of hope and unity and optimism, or a nation of division and of darkness.
MAGA Republicans have made their choice.
They embrace anger.
They thrive on chaos.
They live not in the light of truth, but in the shadow of lies.
But together, together we can choose a different path.
So wait a second.
He says Republicans, they're shitty and whatever, but together.
So is he being like, together, everybody who's not them?
Yes.
Together, we need to unite everyone but MAGA.
Wow.
Because he knows MAGA's never going to vote for saying, we need to get through to these guys and try to let them see that we can all work together.
Let's just let that ship sail and focus on the rest of us.
Which is crazy because he ran on the opposite.
Go to 2-6.
He ran on unity over division.
Like this has been, Jimmy Carter eat your heart out.
No one has been close to this bad ever.
I thought Scott Greer had a great take on the whole thing.
He goes, the Biden administration is heavily internet-based.
They're on social media non-stop.
They're not normal people.
They're disproportionately young people, affirmative action hires.
So they like memes and stuff.
And they like the whole dark brand in me.
They think it's cool.
But they don't get that that world, the liberal, it's basically the liberal Pepe's, the Blue Anons, that world that represents basically nobody.
So you fucked up because you pleased yourself and your friends, but I'm literally talking about 2% of the population.
The rest, the 50% that support Joe Biden, are shaking their heads right now going, guys, I try to be on our team here, but you're making me feel like a complete asshole.
And here's a crazy part of it.
Check out 2.7.
Some people are saying the Marines weren't even there.
Can you hear me okay?
I wonder if it's going to get on people's nerves hearing this sacred love phone voice the whole time.
The South.
See the two Marines right there next to Biden?
Well, there's a person videoing on their phone in the audience, and there are no Marines.
Watch.
Watch.
Watch the phone.
Okay, Brian, I can't see it, but when they pull up the phone and there's no Marines there, can you zoom in?
Yes.
My guess here is it could be an angle thing.
I want to believe this really bad, but I saw in the comments a pretty good point that there's like a slight angle there, and they're just reset back, you know.
See, we need to, that's the bummer of not being friends with Owen Benjamin anymore.
I could always have count on him to be on the side of the conspiracy.
Dude, they've been using CGI Marines for a long time.
No, no, no.
That invitation is banned.
Fuck.
Take him off your deep fakes and go work on your Andrew Tate.
That's terrible.
That's datable now.
Keep going with it, though.
Which way do I turn?
You tell me, guys.
Was that kids?
You should be wary of any news that comes from chicks.
All right.
How much time do we have?
We have another 10 minutes or about nine minutes.
Okay.
Well, let's do some insurrection stuff because, again, they had insurrections.
And I'm not just talking about the rights.
They literally had insurrections.
Remember Trump had to go into hiding?
I think I've got that in the notes.
So they did everything they're saying we did.
We were bad.
January 6th was bad.
Don't smash windows.
Don't go to politicians' desks.
Don't do that.
The people involved, the ones who smashed the window, they should be punished.
They should spend the weekend in jail.
They should get a $4,000 fine and a misdemeanor charge.
They should also have to clean up dirt and garbage on the highway for a day.
That's fair, right?
Now, the people who threw Molotov cocktails in cop cars, they should get 10 years.
But as we know, they will not get a day.
They got offered a plea deal of a year.
They said no.
The amount of charges that happened at the riots is, I mean, you can count on one hand.
And whenever you saw someone from the riots, the Antifa BLM riots, get arrested, it was like, oh, they burned down a church and three people died and then they blew up this building.
Like it's always the most over-the-top shit that led to death.
Did you know this?
Did we talk about this?
Chaz and Chop, whatever the fuck it was, the one, I guess it was the second one, the Summer of Love one.
Remember, there were two black teenagers that were shot?
Yes.
One of them shot dead.
No, two shot dead.
Sorry.
They were both shot dead.
One of them was special needs.
We talked about that, didn't we?
I don't remember that.
No.
He was dragged in to that scene because he was just very, very naive.
He had the mind of a five-year-old.
Like, come on, man, we got to fight the revolution.
He's like, okay.
He's like, hey, what's going on with the guy?
Hey, I don't like you.
So they're killing black retards.
And all we hear about every time Sleepy Joe opens his mouth is how unimaginably horrific January 6th was.
Anyway, we don't have an interstitial for that, do we?
We do.
Like an intro for the insurrection.
Here it goes.
All right, let's play it.
The only way we're going to truly achieve change is when there are people demanding it.
They became incredibly violent.
This has to be people.
We now came face to face with these terrorists.
I'll be making sure they ain't disrespecting the place.
Okay.
Okay, so here we have the link.
I was just talking about this.
2-8.
Here's what happened in 2020.
The leftist insurrection forced the president.
And remember the takeaway from this?
It wasn't, oh my God, there's an insurrection.
It was Trump's such a pussy.
He went into hiding like a little bitch instead of fighting the mob like Superman.
I have the text here.
More video from the May 2020 insurrection outside of the White House, which forced a president of the United States into the bunker due to the attempted overthrow of the government, which left 60 fragile agents and officers wounded, 11 hospitalized,
zero, what was that other word?
Conspirators behind bars.
Yeah, and Biden wouldn't shut up in his speech about how, you can't say that you support the cops and then support the insurrection.
By the way, no one supports the insurrection.
Maybe like three fucking people do.
It's not a thing.
99% of the populace on both sides go, well, look, 100% of the Democrats go, it was evil, it was in the world.
But talk to any conservative and they're like, yeah, not great.
Not a great move.
Oops.
Don't do it again, guys.
Bad stuff.
You know?
They think we love it and we want to do it again.
So you can't be pro-DNC and be pro-cop because they injured 60 cops in their insurrection.
The insurrection that isn't even a blip.
Does it even have a fucking Wikipedia page?
Hey, Ryan?
This BLM riot?
No, the insurrection we just showed from 2020.
Let's see.
2020.
Why are you acting weird?
Oh, no, I just, because I figured the BLM riots might, but this specific thing, I remember this going under the radar, like, as it happened.
The country doesn't have its own page.
No.
Racial unrest 20 through 22.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's the whole country.
That specific incident.
The leftist insurrection.
Basically the exact same thing that we did.
Forgotten, obliterated.
It doesn't exist.
Go to 2.9.
There's that point I was just talking about with Biden.
Pretending that the thing you just showed never happened.
Wait, here we go.
Protesters in the FMTV military trucks in front of the White House.
Wait, one more time?
They're showing this here.
I'm going to zoom in, and it's a picture.
There we go.
Protesters in FMTV military trucks in front of the White House.
And it shows one little blip there.
It's literally the smallest picture in the group.
Physically smallest.
And then go to the Jan 6 Wikipedia.
I bet it's a fucking novel.
A fiction novel.
Are you there yet?
Almost there.
Turn Jan 6 into Wikipedia.
Yep.
It shouldn't have its own Wikipedia page.
They should both be under insurrection.
There's January 6th, but it's just the day.
Alright, well, it should be under disambiguation or something.
At the very top, it should say, you're talking about the insurrection.
Events 1901 to present.
Yeah, 2000.
Yeah, 2021 supporters of President Donald Trump attacked the United States Capitol disrupt certification.
Okay.
That one is...
No, that is just a list of a bunch of links within there.
You're making me look like a moron here, dude.
Oh, here we go.
January 6th, United States Capitol attack.
That's what it's under.
Okay, so scroll down.
Does it go on and on and on?
Yes.
Yes, thank God.
Here's it.
Okay, so go to 2.9.
This is Joe Biden saying, ignoring his insurrection and saying ours was about cop killing.
Meanwhile, zero police were killed that day.
That whole thing about six cops is a fucking lie.
Let me say this to my MAGA Republican friends in Congress.
Don't tell me you support law enforcement if you won't condemn what happened on a sixth.
Don't tell me.
Everyone condemns it, moron.
Can't do it.
For God's sake, whose side are you on?
Whose side are you on?
Look.
You're either on the side of a mob or the side of the police.
You can't be pro-law enforcement and pro-insurrection.
Let me see.
Okay, but your side is not pro-police.
Again, does that sound like unity to you?
What side are you on?
No.
Here's a fucking doozy, though.
Check out 3-0.
I haven't seen much coverage of this.
This poor bastard, retired MIPD cop, he's 65, he got 10 years.
Now, I think he got into a physical altercation with a cop there, a Capitol Police dude, who the Capitol Police were all over the place that day.
The shit going on with them is so bizarre.
We've got that little tiny woman claiming she did hand-to-hand combat hours.
We have the black guy claiming that the protesters were yelling, let's kill that fucking nigger, which you haven't heard uttered in a crowd since 19.
And then you have all this weird shit like even the highly liberal Nick Ousted, whatever his name is, Quested, discovered where he said the day of, there was like six guys on the steps.
So something weird's going on with them.
And then, of course, there's all the suicides afterwards.
Very confusing gang of guys.
So what I'm saying is this isn't just a random dude jumping on a cop, right?
This is a riot.
The police are acting weird.
We can't figure out what side they're on.
And then this cop does a bad thing.
Yes, he fights the dude.
He fights a cop.
Fighting a cop is worse than fighting a normal guy because this is law enforcement.
Our society collapses if we don't respect law enforcement.
But speaking of not respecting law enforcement, this dude put his life on the line every day.
Every day he went out there knowing he could get shot in the head.
For 20 years in crime-ridden New York City, where everyone hates the cops and they're seen as the enemy, they go to East New York or Harlem to do an arrest.
They get jumped as they're doing the arrest.
Actually, same with the South Bronx, just down the street from the studio.
So this guy devotes his life, his entire life, to keeping us safe.
And the second he fucks up, the state murders him.
Because if you're 65, you're a cop going to jail for 10 years, you're dead.
That's a death sentence.
That's the electric chair.
What are you going to do?
Come out at 75 feeling great and ready to rehabilitate, ready to get back into society, maybe get a job, doing security?
So they're fucking murdering a cop for fighting at a riot after allowing two years of riot.
That I think is one of, like I always talk about Proud Boys and the bullshit they're going through, and it's really bad.
But this is worse.
I mean, if it's worse to fight a cop than it is, it should also be special consideration for cops who fuck up.
It's like Joe Biggs.
He has two purple hearts fighting for his country.
He almost died.
He was in a Hung fee that exploded.
And we're like, eh, fuck you.
They took all his benefits away.
No, your daughter's going to starve.
Fuck you, bitch.
The government hate doesn't, to say the government doesn't care about you is naive.
They hate us.
They want to hurt us.
They commit acts of terrorism.
Faking a kidnapping, luring guys into kidnapping the Governor Whitmer or whatever fucking name is.
I don't remember her name.
That's an act of terrorism.
Is it not?
And then this other...
Wait, we must be running out of time, Ryan.
Yeah.
I believe there's less than a minute left before we get the little announcement.
Okay, because I want to talk with this proud boy who got four and a half years.
You have one minute left.
Oh, just a.
So now do you want to call back?
So I'll call you back, and we'll have a couple more points, and then we'll go to the mailbag.
Just hang up and I'll call back.
Who pays for these calls?
The French government?
Okay, are you recording and everything's cool?
Yes.
Okay.
So go to 3-1.
That's the thing I was talking about earlier about Trump saying he's financially supporting them.
I talked to the lawyers there and they haven't seen anything, but I don't know.
Maybe it's going to happen.
Here's one thing I think that's quite likely.
Trump wins in 2024 and he pardons everyone.
So I think the odds of Trump winning are three and four.
And I think the odds of him pardoning every single January 6th prisoner is even higher.
80% chance.
90% chance.
He better fucking Andrew Como's dismissing terrorists in the Weather Underground who murdered cops, shot them in the head, dead.
But yeah, did you put that up, 3-1?
Yeah, I'm going to play the audio now.
Wait, what?
There's audio from it, I think, right?
29-second clip.
There are hundreds of people who have been dragged through hell, and some are still locked up in the DC Gitmo.
I am sickened, sir.
How did we write this wrong?
What can you do?
So I met with a number of times, but I met with, and I'm financially supporting people that are incredible.
And they were in my office actually two days ago.
It's very much on my mind.
It's a disgrace what they've done to them.
I didn't hear him say he's paying for everything.
He said he's financially supporting, but it sounded like a couple of people individually, it sounds like.
Well, that cop could have done with more support.
I'm not going to say his lawyer fucked up because that's the thing with these.
Like, Max had the state appointed lawyer, Ron Hart, good guy.
But John, you know, his parents were middle class.
They had a real lawyer.
So I think Max spent like 15 grand.
John spent more like 50.
Exact same sentence.
In other words, their sentences were predetermined.
They always say rich people always get away with murder because they can afford the law.
But in this persecution of mega Republicans, in quotes, you can have Perry Mason or you can have the guy from my cousin Vinny.
Your sentence is already set in stone.
Which brings us to this proud boy, 3-2.
He just got four and a half years.
And you know what's bizarre, speaking of Stalinism?
The big takeaway from MSM, mainstream media, MSNBC, is he still thinks the election was rigged.
In other words, we put him away for four and a half years, and he still is committing thought crimes.
So I'd never heard of this guy before.
I looked into it.
Apparently, he's like a week in.
Like January 1st, he signed up, and he was really eager to impress Tario, Enrique Tario, and I guess he overdid it.
But I just find it interesting that most of this article is about his thought crimes and not his crime crimes.
Which goes back to how eager the vultures were to see me thrown in jail.
Which did not happen, by the way, just for the record.
The FBI did not come by the studio.
More will be revealed tomorrow.
Poor fucking bastard, though, huh?
Four and a half years.
Which is even more than Max and John are doing.
I just, it'll be such a relief when these people, I feel like I'm missing a limb.
You know what I mean?
And by the way, I would never ask for sympathy for the stress I go through worrying about these five men in particular, because what they're going through is thousands of times worse.
But, you know, I mention it every day because it's on my mind every day.
Oh, by the way, there was some allegation that they started a GoFundMe.
First of all, I would never start a fake GoFundMe in a billion years, no matter what.
Never, ever.
And if you see a GoFundMe that's for me and it's not run by a lawyer, like the SPLC fundraiser went straight to Ron Coleman, it never passed my lips.
That's a good rule of thumb in general, I would say, with GoFundMes.
Focus on the ones that go to lawyers rather than people.
But yeah, if you ever see a GoFundMe that you haven't seen me push on the show, it's fake.
No one accused me of faking the SPLC thing.
That's all.
You can contact Ron Coleman.
That's all out in the open.
I told you what that's at.
We filed a motion.
They motioned to dismiss.
We filed a motion to dismiss.
They're motion to dismiss.
It's sitting on a judge's lap.
Probably will forever.
Total fucking flop of a lawsuit.
Our only hope now is somehow pointing out that the same judge seems to get all the anti-SPLC things.
Is that a coinkydink?
Is that legal?
But I never really went into the SPLC thing thinking I'm going to become like that Muslim dude in London who got $4 million.
It was never about the money.
It was about exposing them and showing the people that we're going to do discovery and get their emails.
That's what I really wanted, was their email.
But just the threat of the emails cut the head off the snake.
Morris Gee's gone.
The president, whatever his name was there with the curly hair, who was gloating, saying the fact that he's suing us shows that we're over the target.
The head of research, head of legal, bang, bang, bang.
Their top five people gone.
And then the dummies were scrambling.
They got that Asian woman.
What was her name?
Tanya fucking Kim or something.
And they go, okay, we've saved the day.
We have an Asian woman.
We got rid of all the white people.
And then she ends up being the one who helped Michelle Obama hide the juicy smole thing.
And Michelle Obama's motive was she likes the show Empire.
I don't want to see the guy from my show go to jail.
That's my favorite show.
Speaking of shows, a little off topic here.
Terminalist is so fucking cool.
I watched that this week.
Wow.
And it's got such a huge backlash.
They say, oh, it's a Republican revenge fantasy.
Yeah, okay.
You can call it that.
One of the people that he kills is black out of the like 10 people he kills that are responsible for, well, I won't give it away, but something bad happened to him.
It's very Charles Bronson-esque.
And I don't know, there's a scene where he slowly drowns this black guy, and I can't help but think that's the backlash.
They just, they can watch white people die all day, but if a black guy gets hurt and they show it, they just feel his guilt.
I had this epiphany this week where I realized, you know, the general assumption is that you're not born racist, right?
You've heard that thing.
It has to be taught.
But there's actually studies in pretty mainstream, even left-wing.
I think Newsweek did a thing on it many years ago, like 13 years ago, Newsweek did a thing, is your baby racist?
And yeah, there is a natural tendency for human beings to be wary of the other.
It's a cave instinct, and it relates to race, culture, male, female.
You know, young males have an Aversion to young females.
You want to be safe.
You want to be with your own.
You feel safest around your family.
Notice your kids, your three-year-olds are very, are big loudmouths at home.
And then when you go to someone else's house, they're all quiet.
That's a survival instinct.
But what's interesting about this tendency is it's nurtured in blacks.
It's fostered.
And in whites, it's been completely amputated.
Now, I'm not saying either of those is a good thing or a bad thing.
I'm just saying it's a strange tendency where wary of otherness is fostered in one group and completely amputated in another.
How strange.
Isn't it strange?
Oh, I meant to get to this before the holidays.
Martin Short.
He was joking around with Jimmy Fallon, and he was saying all these horrible things about Jimmy Fallon as a joke.
Like, your name is racist, and you work with Al-Qaeda and you're a murderer.
And among the horrific things that Jimmy Fallon is, it's someone who defended the Proud Boys once.
So we're used in mainstream comedy routines as the worst thing in the world.
Next to the Taliban.
That's 3-3, Ryan.
It's an oldie-but a goodie.
Is it still up?
It is up now.
Martin Shirt, welcome back to the tonight's show.
James James Thomas Fallon.
Yes.
My God, your name screams out diversity.
It really does.
I'm so excited to be here tonight.
Although there could be the Viking and Nanzanix talking, but I don't think so.
In fact, it's hard for me to express how excited I am to be here tonight because the Botox is fresh.
Oh, you can barely tell.
You can barely see anything.
You know, I haven't seen you since the big Saudi golf tournament.
That was...
Who knew that you and the crown prince were such buddies?
The giggling and the giggling, and he's knitting and you're holding the wool.
It's so beautiful.
Tell everyone what you were telling me about why the Proud Boys is so much more than a club.
What did you mean by that?
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
No, no, Jimmy, here's the thing about Jimmy.
We do hang out because we're not just fake show business friends.
We're fake friends in real life.
We really are.
Anyway, I got to include that for posterity.
That's kind of why we did this show like this.
Because even before the beans were spilled and the jig was up, the plan was to do these calls.
So, you know, you got to do it.
You got to stick with the plan.
First shot.
First thought, best thought, I've always said.
All right, Rye Guy.
You seem a little nervous.
You've been very quiet.
I feel weird hearing the...
What did you just say now that the beans are the beans or whatever?
I don't know.
I'm not comfortable enough speaking freely.
So I'm just going to not say anything.
But we do have some super chats from last or two Thursdays ago that I think were kind of interesting.
Do you use the Swiss Army knife that you got sent to you at Compound?
Yes.
You do?
Thank you for that.
Very cool.
I'm more of a Leatherman guy, but I have the Swiss Army knife in my backpack and I occasionally use it.
Very cool.
And there's another good one here from the guy who made the graphic.
G-Money was wondering if I won the free tickets for life in $100 since my totem pole pick is everywhere.
Chris Hines, my buddy Chris.
Yeah, I better get him some money for that.
All right, just confirming.
And there's a couple other ones there, but another $100 one, important to get these out.
Does Joe Rogan pretend not to get it, in your opinion?
Like, does he play dumb with some of the issues?
No, I think he's pretty sincere.
That's the thing about Joe Rogan is all the cards are on the table.
And if he was confused by something, he'd say, I don't know what you're talking about.
Gotcha.
Yeah.
But we should put them all up.
People paid for them.
By the way, all these go to Max and John.
You know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to work out exactly how much we've raised for them because we've got to fix that super chat thing.
It should appear on the screen the way it does on YouTube.
And the total should be there with like a thermometer showing how much money they're getting.
Yes.
Okay.
Is that it?
Do you have more super chats?
I thought, Ryan, you said you were going to have the super chat fixed, so it looked like it was on YouTube with a column on the side.
Unfortunately, I don't have the knowledge to work on the back end of the website stuff, but I've been told that that is right around the corner, and we just have to.
I was told it's done.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Well, I'll test it out, but it wasn't ready.
Even if it was ready the past two weeks ago, I don't think we would have been able to used it with the situation.
Right.
But this Thursday will be up and running.
I don't want to make any promises, but if they say it's good to go, then yeah.
And then Friday, we'll have to do a pre-tape because we're off to Vegas.
The show must go on.
Oh, yeah.
And we've got our Vegas show at, I think it's 3 p.m.
Yeah, that sounds right.
Because everyone wants to party Saturday night, so we didn't want to fuck up their party plans.
Yep.
And we added a new date, Chicago.
Oh, cool.
Oh, that's exciting.
I was just thinking about that today because I want Crip Daddy to be on that show.
Oh, yeah.
You're usually pretty strict with it only being three, but this would be an exception because it's the only time we'll ever be able to get him because he can't travel with that chair because you can't put it on a plane.
Right.
And then also, we have tour shirts that we're cutting it pretty close, but There'll be really cool tour shirts available, I think, at the show.
I don't believe you.
I've been working really hard getting graphics back and forth.
And then we had the extra show to add that tour date on the shirt as well.
So, hopefully, I've been told that it's looking good, but it's cutting it really close.
Yeah, whatever.
I don't like t-shirts, to be honest.
It's so much work for so little money.
The profit margin is like $200, and it swallows up your whole fucking week.
Anyway, let's get to the mailbag.
Okay.
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a debt.
Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
Let me touch it.
So as far as who liked this event, this project, and who didn't, I'd say the viewers were about 50-50.
But with Proud Boys, it was like 80% fuck Gavin McInnes, or as they call me, Gapin McAnis, and 20%, not even haha, but like, all right, whatever.
So not very popular with the club.
But here is a letter.
Wasn't it hysterical?
Just warning you folks, this is sarcasm.
Wasn't it hysterical when Trump convinced people the feds were after him and now proud boys are rotting in jail?
I thought it was a pretty great goof, and you must have too.
The payoff of you faking swatted is so funny and it's super helpful and makes everybody's lives so much better.
I hope every person that supports you called the FBI to let them know just how unfair they were being.
I'm sure the FBI were in on the gag and just laughed at all of this.
I love how Jeff, I don't know who Jeff is, had to explain how nobody understands what's funny on his show.
Only the best jokes have to be explained, you know?
Anthony seems entirely comfortable defending all of this and most certainly hasn't talked shit about Gavin and the people at Compound.
That's kind of a weird one to throw in there because all the other things are like, I get your sarcasm, but he's assuming that Anthony's been talking shit to like Drew and Garrett?
No.
And I think Anthony's takeaway is why the fuck is everyone so upset about the way you play with your week?
This entire ordeal was super cathartic and funny because everybody is now on the same page.
Just how unfunny Josh is.
He's so unfunny, it's hysterical.
I guess he meant Josh when he said Jeff.
And again, when you're doing like a really nasty, sarcastic email, just read it through first because getting Jeff wrong, it kind of kills the whole bit.
I think you're talking about Josh LaCash.
Okay.
I don't know why they call him Jeff.
But still, the Jeff thing ruins it.
Anyway, being edgy and manipulating the people who support you is so much more fulfilling than going after the people who tried to destroy your life.
Okay.
What is even better is everybody now being able to use this against people on the right.
The levels of this joke make it so worth it.
And my goodness, it is so fucking funny.
Laughing so hard, so funny.
And he says, retards pick their nose until it bleeds, and so do you.
This is a weird take where because of what I did, no one is going to believe that Joe Biggs and Ethan Nardine are in jail.
What?
I mean, you can call the jail.
There's there.
Where are they?
Are they vacationing too?
Man, a lot of ones.
Okay, what about this one?
This is called You, Motherfucker, You.
I'll keep this as short as possible.
You provide great entertainment, but people like myself follow you more for your voice of reason in these crazy times in which we live.
Most of us would eagerly support you financially if you found yourself in negative trouble, regardless of your high net worth.
Okay?
Every day you fundraise for friends of yours who are unjustly imprisoned.
You are the leader of an organization that is widely regarded as domestic terrorists.
It's not true.
If this arrest has been faked, then the only people laughing are your enemies and the people who view you as a clown dancing for their entertainment.
I am a clown dancing for your entertainment.
As for the rest of us, we have been genuinely concerned for your safety and there's nothing funny about it.
What a twat.
While it may seem gay to be so concerned about someone you've never met, I assume you would appreciate the support more if you ever found yourself actually locked up.
Whether you know it or not, you are a role model and an inspiration.
I hope you and your family are safe.
I'll be both excited and infuriated to see you return after Labor Day, you motherfucker you.
Okay.
I read all the mail this week.
So a lot of angry people.
I mean, they're all like that.
Cancel my sub, you fake ass reprobate.
Stunts are for fags.
I'm genuinely disappointed.
I was generally fucking worried about you.
That was not funny.
Is your audience a joke to you?
Oh, no.
Are you the guy that says you have no time for liars?
No time for people who waste other people's time with silly pranks, i.e.
crank calls, hoaxes, et cetera.
Aren't you the same guy who also takes people wrongfully and maliciously prosecuted seriously and supposedly stands up for them?
Are you the same guy who calls the left and the legacy media deceptive liars for the dishonest way they do things and frame stories and circumstances?
Aren't you also the same guy who hates Jussie Smollet?
Bro, I think you've seriously miscalculated.
We are truly in a clown.
See, this is the kind of letter where I go, don't tell me how to do my fucking art.
You know?
Oh, one guy says he's canceling his sub, and I'm like, bye-bye.
And he goes, typical Mick, nothing of value is lost.
Have you ever heard that before?
No, nothing of value is lost.
No, using.
A Mick?
Yeah, like, fucking, I've been saving this, but you're a fucking Scott.
Like, I guess he's going for like the Scottish N-word.
It's the M-word.
You always said it, just like when you went full retard on the plane.
Well done.
Oh, this guy liked it.
At first, I knew it was a bit.
You have an obvious setup that rings with the same tone as pranks past.
Then I wasn't sure.
You committed to the bit fully.
The news reports stopped.
I noticed that no one on Team Gavin broke.
First crack, Josh Jenny posting like he knew a secret.
Max and John is some sad shit, no way funny, but no one cried any tears for Gavin.
Everyone I thought to look at this was Gavin just rated the nothing.
You're too loud to be ignored.
Anthony was silent.
After a while, Owen, like, what was this guy doing with the timeline?
In the end, I'd say, well done.
I was legit concerned for you and Ryan, who wouldn't be.
I'm happy that was all just a bit.
Have fun in Wakanda.
I'm not going anywhere.
All right, so you get the idea with the letters, right?
That's what letter readings should do.
They should generally convey what the other millions of them are.
Let's get to the final video.
I got that here.
Well, I got that here.
About Michael Myers?
Yeah, this is a fun way to end a fun show.
Don't worry about the woman.
We're not going to wait the whole half hour.
Other people want to use the phone.
But I just, this was a really well-done take from Michael Myers.
Hard work, well-delivered.
Sprinkles.
I'm going to say sprinkles.
Hit it.
All right.
Playing now.
Pretty good.
Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
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