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Aug. 16, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S4E155 - THE QUIZ SHOW

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	That was MIA.
	Not to be confused with Maya.
	MIA is living her best life.
	She's recently divorced from the Seagram's heir, so she must be drowning in cash.
	Met that guy a couple of times, mulatto, because the Seagram's dad was into black chicks.
	And he made a bunch of mulattos, and one of them married MIA.
	And of course they got divorced.
	Rich people can't hold down a marriage to save their lives.
	Rich people and poor people pretty much have the same life.
	They're unemployed, they get wasted a lot, and they cheat.
	But this new song popular, using a, I assume some guy, some professional dancer in a costume pretending to be a robot, right?
	They couldn't afford a real robot.
	And it's a good quality song.
	She's a very talented young artist.
	Stupid.
	Full of shit.
	Talks about stuff like, why isn't my mother allowed to come here?
	It's racist.
	No, not really.
	Someone not giving you something is not racist.
	Citizenship is not your right.
	Uh-oh, she's getting older.
	You know what was annoying me earlier?
	I was going pee and it still smells like cobalt.
	And I farted in bed last night.
	My wife was in a deep sleep, so I didn't have to do the thing.
	I could just go.
	Again, cobalt.
	Same with my feces.
	Ever since COVID, I have this metallic, bizarre, burnt firework smell to everything that comes out of me.
	Probably my breath, too.
	What about you?
	Okay, the cobalt for me has stopped, but I took a pee the other day that was severely cobalt-ish.
	But otherwise, everything.
	What the fuck happened to us?
	I don't know.
	What have you done to my digestive system?
	I'm going to look up COVID cobalt.
	So my son has a sleepover on the weekend, my eldest boy, teenager.
	And there's a thing now with the kids, with the 13-year-olds, where if you just have a sleeper with two guys, that's gay.
	So a sleepover has to be a mob.
	So it's 20 or nothing, basically.
	And the damage done, it just goes on and on and on.
	And I noticed no other parents do this.
	And no other parents thank us.
	If my kid stays somewhere else, my wife will say, thanks very much for having our kid over.
	Really appreciate it.
	Not one.
	Some fucking idiot ate his face off.
	And even though he's had the same body for 13 years, he doesn't know how to work it.
	And he puked his guts out.
	I think he had like three Oreo milkshakes or some shit.
	When I see someone puking at a sleepover, my poor wife, I was passed out.
	Had to go down there dry heaving, picking up an area of puke this big.
	Yikes.
	A. B, the ping-pong netting has been torn out.
	I mean, I can stitch it back in.
	It's not a big deal, but that pisses me off.
	C, there was ping-pong balls that were shattered because they were using them to play baseball, wiffle ball with.
	So like four broken.
	That's a cost.
	D, my Biffy's broken.
	No.
	Snapped off.
	I noticed it because when I was sitting down, I turned it on.
	I just blasted the right side of my butt cheek.
	I looked down, the little lever's broken off.
	Now, try to picture the idiotic gay ass move.
	We're like, oh, they went to grab it or something and broke it off.
	It's not easy to break off.
	No.
	What the fuck did you do, you stupid losers?
	Now, I got a toilet seat where when you screw it on, the bottom of it breaks off on purpose.
	So it's permanently sealed.
	It'll never budge.
	But I don't think I can unscrew it now.
	I'm just going to have to break it off and buy a new one.
	So that'll be 50 bucks.
	Biffy's 80 bucks.
	Assuming they're still...
	Look up Biffy.com.
	Assuming they're still open for business.
	I put them on the cover of Vice in 2004.
	It's my favorite bidet.
	Ooh, look at that.
	Rebranded American Biffy Co.
	That's a Hayek.
	It's run by a doctor.
	Look at that whole setup.
	What does that say?
	I can't see it.
	Get Biffy clean with our top-rated bidet attachments.
	Oh, I see.
	I thought they built their own entire bathrooms now.
	So that's going to cost 40.
	And then, I had to spend $60 cleaning the jag today.
	Now you go, Gavin, what do they do?
	Barf in your car?
	No.
	They left the garage door open all night, which meant the vermin, the raccoons, the chipmunks, the squirrels, got into our garbage, started eating away at it, aired it out.
	The whole fucking garage reeks of garbage and hot garbage, and that got into my car.
	My car smelled bad.
	Terrible.
	But dude, when was the last time you spent 60 bucks at the car wash?
	Actually, 70 bucks.
	I was like, the normal one's 20, and then you can keep going down circle, and I just circled the bottom right.
	I'm like, outside of armor all, I don't get armor all.
	I want my tires to look sexy for what, an hour?
	But I live in a new car now.
	Anyway, that was 70 bucks with the tip.
	So it was a very expensive sleepover.
	And I know what you're saying.
	You're like, well, just make him pay for it and make him fix that.
	Yeah, then he's just not going to have sleepovers anymore.
	So I got to temper the discipline here.
	I was just doing some math this morning.
	Let's quiz you, Ryan.
	Sure.
	Take a little bit math.
	Biggest killer in America.
	Well, actually, it's a tie with junk food and narcotics.
	So opioids is a lot of narcotics, but drugs in general is the same as junk food.
	And when I say junk food, I mean the obesity epidemic, so diabetes and everything would be lumped in that.
	How many a day die of opioids and or junk food?
	Narcotics and junk food?
	I thought that was from opiate 200 a day in America.
	No, that's very specifically Oxy and heroin.
	Oh.
	All drugs.
	Let me see.
	30,000.
	What?
	30,000 a day.
	What?
	11 million a year.
	Jeez.
	What about smoking?
	You think smoking is over, right?
	I read the notes, so that's probably not fair, but 19,000 a day of money.
	Yes!
	Good, yes.
	That's awesome.
	And then alcohol is 8,000 a day.
	I knew that too.
	And what are we focused on?
	Monkeypox, which I think is five in the world.
	And math shootings, which no one's trivializing mass shootings.
	But if you want to get into the math, they're not even in the top 10.
	I want to talk later, too, about Islam and how we're so eager to ignore that.
	We've got a funny green screen coming up.
	You've all sent me this hijab video about 20 times, so don't worry, we'll get to it.
	But it's amazing what the media deems is important and what the numbers say, because they're not even close.
	We really are at the pinnacle of journalistic malfeasance.
	The media has never been worse at their job ever in history.
	I thought we'd do a little New York report.
	New York Crime Reports getting some good reviews.
	One bad one, about six or seven good ones.
	But this is what New York looks like today.
	In case you're curious, you want to move here.
	Come check it out.
	Here's a man.
	This woman, Jacqueline Toboroff, is always talking about her neighborhood of Tribeca.
	And there's a man soaked in blood, jerking off.
	Could New York be worse?
	Like, if there was a nuclear explosion and the whole city blew up, I wouldn't be sure whether it was terrorists or God.
	Is it people that hate us or a being that loves us?
	It's not clear.
	And then you have these fireballs fighting to preserve the city and the boroughs.
	Vicki Palladino over in Queens defends the Proud Boys.
	Awesome broad.
	Super funny, too.
	And there's this squatter house where no one's paying rent there and the guy's dealing weed from the house.
	And Vicki Palladino, instead of like filing a report or calling 311, she goes, wait, I am 311.
	I'm going to go over there and give him shit.
	Now this, the first thing made you hate New York.
	Second thing makes you love New York.
	By the way, she's always got great style.
	Yeah.
	She's never looked bad.
	I've never been like, ooh, those shoes are kind of gross.
	Yeah, this is disgrace.
	Yeah, this is disgrace.
	Go fuck yourself.
	Go fuck yourself.
	This is the disgrace.
	Go fuck yourself.
	No, go fuck yourself.
	As that.
	Just totally calm.
	Yeah.
	What the fuck is he gonna do with this house?
	Get the fuck over there.
	I don't give a fuck who you are.
	You over here.
	Go the fuck over there.
	Thank you.
	That's all I am.
	What do you got in your mouth?
	We.
	Okay, you got this on video?
	What a fucking disgusting piece of shit.
	It's legal.
	What's disgusting?
	Her son would smash that guy's fucking face in by the way.
	Oh, you know her son?
	His son, I mean, her son, excuse me, is often on the crime report.
	That's Tommy Palladino.
	He's going to be a guest probably soon on thinner and tears more easily.
	This was sixth grade in the public school system.
	And under that suit, he's ripped.
	He'll fuck a guy up.
	Sounds like a homo, dude.
	He's ripped.
	And under that suit, if you were to remove that suit slowly, first, if you were to get it wet in a hotel.
	If you were to get it wet first with my sweat.
	If you were to peel that off of him like hot leather and just let his body shine, you would not believe the state of affairs of those fucking pecs and those lats.
	If he fell into a pool and you were trying to help him get his clothes off because you know it kind of sticks to your skin, I'd be like, all right, put the arm through.
	If you want to rub oil all over his body, you'd feel a lot of ridges.
	And then you start giggling together.
	You're like, no, no.
	Now the arm first.
	Dude, if you were to have a tickle competition with him, he would fucking win.
	Remember that time we gotten shit from some old lady on the train at Grand Central?
	Because we were joking around about dude saying, that guy's such a loser with mile-high cheekbones and his beast-stung lips.
	What a fucking pretty boy.
	And then you blew it.
	You took it too far and you go, yeah, I don't even want his cum all over me.
	And she heard that and she took us aside.
	Right.
	I was probably 49, 50 at the time, a few years ago.
	She took Ryan and I aside and said, our language is disgusting and we are everything wrong with this country.
	Like, you're not talking to 11-year-olds, you're talking to adult men with children.
	I don't, you didn't have one at the time, but you know what I mean.
	I go, Shut up, you cunt.
	Who the fuck are you to police someone else's language?
	We weren't even talking to you.
	And she goes, Well, you made it loud enough.
	I couldn't not.
	No, you can, actually.
	So you're eavesdropping, and you object to what you're eavesdropping.
	Go fuck yourself.
	You're everything wrong with this country.
	It was like this video, but we had a good reason.
	Yeah, we're the good guys.
	No problem.
	Good.
	Have a great day.
	You too.
	Okay, bye-bye.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	This is what we're going to do all day?
	Yeah, the newspapers will be here.
	Okay?
	To do what?
	All right, let's go inside.
	What kind of guy is that?
	I'm unfamiliar with that.
	It's a major problem with modern man.
	No, he plays video games.
	He smokes weed all day.
	He's unemployed.
	He hasn't paid his rent.
	He's like an Italian wigger with a...
	What kind of earrings?
	Yeah, it's like a guy when we almost got in that fight when the guy butted in line on the plane.
	Remember?
	He was a similar guy.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	He had a Brooklyn t-shirt on and like slides and shorts on a plane.
	Wow.
	Some black dude in the southwest, I don't know, LA, has stolen our boy Drew's shit.
	And he's stolen it right down to the actual questions.
	What continent are you on?
	Owen Benjamin provided something very cathartic to me, a gift.
	And that is, don't get hung up on copyright.
	He watched Dave Chappelle steal his entire trans thing.
	Remember the LGBTQ in a car?
	Yeah.
	And the L's and the Gs don't really like the B's.
	It's a verbatim ripoff of Owen Benjamin.
	He doesn't care anymore.
	He's like, I want the ideas out there.
	I don't need my name to be attached like a little dog tag to everything I've ever said.
	And similarly with this guy Drew, I think it's great that we show how shitty our public education system is in this country and how bad it's gotten and what a disservice socialism has done to the teaching industry.
	So if someone wants to steal Drew's bit, his name is Drew, right?
	The original guy?
	I think it's Drew Hernandez, right?
	Is that the guy?
	No, it's not Drew Hernandez, you plebe.
	Oh.
	I don't even think he uses his last name.
	Drew Hernandez is a totally different dude.
	Jack and Joe went up the hill.
	To fetch a pail of water.
	To catch a pail of water.
	To petch a fill of water.
	To petch a fill of water.
	That sounds like he snuck her the answer and she couldn't remember it for one second.
	And is this a thing now?
	Guys wear pearl necklaces?
	I've noticed that a few times.
	Do you know what a pearl necklace is, gentlemen?
	It's when you jizz on a girl's neck.
	You give her a pearl necklace.
	It's very embarrassing.
	So it either means you're my dirty whore or you're an old lady at the Academy Awards.
	You don't want to be either of those things as a dude.
	With his little fucking diamond earrings.
	This is life without fatherhood.
	It's not good.
	No shit close enough.
	Jack and Jill went up the hill.
	I don't even know.
	Hey.
	Any of y'all know that?
	Hell no.
	Hell no.
	For sure.
	How many black friends do you have?
	I have like three.
	Hey, go to the next one.
	Too many.
	This woman goes, what the fuck is a nation?
	I mean, that can be kind of an ethereal question.
	What defines a nation?
	Is it borders?
	I think it's a combination of borders and culture and a common, maybe not even heritage, but a common understanding and reverence of that nation's heritage.
	What continent are we on right now?
	California?
	What continent are we on right now?
	California.
	That's a cool keyboard, Ryan.
	Why don't you get one of those?
	Is that Premiere he's on?
	Uh, yes.
	What kind of keyboard is it?
	Yeah.
	It's all shortcuts.
	Oh, yeah, I've seen that.
	I know my shortcuts by heart.
	I had one of those, though.
	You can get one that overlays.
	Those are stickers.
	It's just a regular keyboard that it looks like has stickers on it.
	Or you can get one that's just like a piece of silicon that goes over your keyboard.
	But I already know my shortcuts.
	Okay, okay.
	We're on South Africa.
	No, he's joking, right?
	No.
	What?
	Sit again, South Africa?
	South.
	Amir.
	We're on North.
	What's below us?
	Very North, very West Africa.
	What?
	America, what's below us?
	No, look.
	Continent?
	What is it?
	There's seven and we're on the north.
	We're in the United States.
	She's gone.
	This one's just for you.
	I like how they patronize each other.
	Yeah.
	What continent am I on?
	It's called the United States, idiot.
	Think I'm dumb?
	I don't think you are.
	You know who I am.
	I know you are.
	You know who I am.
	You know who I am.
	Yeah, guy, we don't have to keep doing the editing joke.
	I like our other, the original guy, way better.
	Yeah.
	Me too.
	Who is Harriet Tubman?
	Harriet Tubman?
	Who is that?
	Harriet Tubman is a very important black woman, woman who helped cross slay through the railroad.
	Okay, I'll give you the railroad.
	She built the Underground Railroad.
	She built it?
	She created it.
	The first black lady to...
	Here's a question.
	Out of everyone who knows who Harriet Tubman is, what percentage of the people think that the Underground Railroad literally went under the ground?
	Right.
	Or it was a railroad.
	It was not a railroad.
	Right.
	Well, didn't they also use partially used trains?
	Might have.
	What else do they use?
	Horse and buggies?
	Horses?
	Cars?
	Uh-oh, now we're sounding like those.
	Not cars.
	Not cars, but probably snuck in some wagons.
	Some wags.
	Some wags.
	And then just follow the North Star, right?
	Yeah, yeah.
	We take the Underground Railroad every day.
	That's right.
	Underground Railroad.
	The Underground Railroad was a network of clandestine routes and safe houses established in the United States during the early to mid-19th century.
	It was used by enslaved African Americans primarily to escape into free states and Canada.
	Network was assisted by abolitionists and others sympathetic to the cause of the escapees.
	How about you're welcome for that, by the way?
	Because you know the majority of people involved in these routes were white.
	Yes.
	Like people always say that about apartheid.
	Yeah, it was created by whites.
	It was also abolished by whites democratically.
	Let's look up a nation.
	What defines a nation?
	A nation is a community of people formed on the basis of a combination of shared features, such as language, history, ethnicity, culture, and or territory.
	A nation is thus the collective identity of a group of people understood as defined by those features.
	Yeah, that's what I said.
	Yeah.
	All right, let's start the show.
	Ready for a giant monster truck to come here?
	Yes.
	And go that way.
	That's correct.
	And then there should be also a bird.
	Which way does the bird come in?
	Same direction?
	From the opposite direction.
	I don't think that's true.
	Oh, no.
	Beautiful, beautiful bird.
	I have beginning of the show dyslexia.
	I have arrows drawn on my desk of the direction of both the bird and the truck, and I just cannot get it.
	It's tough.
	Wait, did I include...
	Shoot, I didn't include the.
	Did I include the thing on the license plates?
	I can search it.
	Mother Vagnane.
	Wait, I got a license plate.
	Where?
	I believe it's under racism.
	Oh, okay.
	Sorry.
	That's good.
	Keep it.
	Yeah.
	So that dude who wanted to kill the FBI, this is 1.9.
	The media's take is, of course, Trumpism is a death cult.
	And because this guy hates the FBI, then he loves Trump, which I think he does.
	But to support Trump is to want to die.
	That's a common narrative among the left, is that we are blind and we're in a cult.
	Which is why whenever anyone asks you about Trump, you always say, I hate the guy.
	I just like his followers and his policies.
	It totally floors them because they just assume you're these blind Hitler worshipers.
	I just thought it was such a weird take to see some lunatic want to kill the FBI and go, this is what happens when you support Trump.
	And of course, we can't defend ourselves because you banned us from Twitter.
	White Ohio man dies and shoot it with FBI.
	Latest tragic casualty of the Trumpism death cult.
	Go down a bit?
	Actually, go to the end.
	Let's see how he sums it all up.
	Surprise you said tragic.
	Yeah.
	Can you blame them?
	Not for the violent reaction, but the impotent ideology.
	Everyone who hates them also hates Trump.
	And so they can't let go of him no matter how much it hurts them.
	They simply lack the political vocabulary to reach out for something more honest and substantial.
	Honest?
	Who is more honest than Trump?
	To them, winning is when Trump became president, and anything else is inconsequential.
	They'll latch onto the Trump train and never come to understand that the actual victory they want is difficult and will never be provided to them by the Republican Party.
	There's something depressingly poetic about the last stitch of popular white tribalism trickling out from a Jew-supporting reality TV star.
	There's something depressingly poetic.
	So it's just assumed that all whites are anti-Semites.
	And if only we understood that this Hitler we worship likes Jews, we would be floored.
	This is the problem with banning us from social media.
	You go off at these tangents and you have no idea who we are.
	And you have no idea who you are.
	For example, here's a fucking major scoop going down.
	The raid on Mar-a-Lago.
	Who did it?
	Who okayed it?
	Well, there's, of course, Jeffrey Epstein's lawyer.
	But there's also this guy, John Carlin and Lisa Monaco.
	Okay?
	They're both Attorney General deputies.
	One is, Lisa Monaco is the state's Deputy Attorney General.
	And then John Carlin is just an advisor to the Deputy Attorney General.
	And they're both intimately involved in okaying this and seizing the documents.
	Why, though?
	Why did they not just ask him?
	Why didn't they do it months ago?
	Why now?
	And why won't they tell us anything about it?
	Well, they've made it part of an ongoing investigation.
	And the CIA isn't going to tell you about an ongoing investigation, right?
	Guess what's going on here?
	This is the quiz show.
	I'll give you a clue.
	These two are also heavily involved in RussiaGate.
	Here's what's going on.
	By the way, RussiaGate was so fucking stupid.
	The dossier implied that Trump wanted two prostitutes to pee on a bed that Obama had either slept in or was going to sleep in.
	Who cares?
	Let's make it true.
	Okay?
	That's gross.
	Germaphobes don't usually pay women to piss on things.
	So what if he did?
	I couldn't care less.
	I pissed a bed a couple months ago.
	Boring.
	So here's what's going on.
	These two know that they have a sort of Damocles hanging over their heads because they're involved in Russia Gate.
	RussiGate was a lie.
	It was a fake dossier created by one of Hillary's plebes, and they used this fake dossier to justify all kinds of spying on the Trump campaign.
	One of the most egregious political acts in American history.
	And Trump has decided, I've got all this proof here.
	I'm going to hit them with it, and these people are going to jail, as they should.
	So they go, I got an idea.
	Let's break into his house.
	We'll use the FBI, get all of the evidence against us, and then just put it in a vault with a note on the door that says, do not enter, part of an ongoing investigation.
	Now we're in control of the evidence.
	That's what's going on with the raid.
	They are covering their tracks.
	They are hiding the Russiagate evidence.
	This is what Cash Patel, the previous, what was he, DA?
	Deputy Attorney General.
	Who's Cash Patel?
	This is what he's been pushing.
	He said it on that chick who looks like she's crying all the time.
	Monica Borticelli or whatever her name is.
	Very attractive lady.
	And the fact that her eyes are always wet makes me kind of horny.
	That's not a good feature of a man.
	Cash Patel was the former chief of staff and Secretary of Defense under Donald Trump.
	That's what's going down, folks.
	See, one of the problems with the left's smug attitude, their smug Marxist attitude, is they don't question anything anymore.
	And they just look at us and say, oh, you're part of a death cult, you stupid boy.
	Just like that chick at the beginning who said, the United States of America?
	That's how they talk about us.
	Meanwhile, there's all of this shit happening around us.
	We're red-pilled.
	So we look around and go, yeah, I wouldn't worry about our death cult.
	I would worry about, say, the $40 billion that went to Ukraine.
	Hey, we've got, what was it, 87,000 IRS officials that are now armed coming to get us and go through our books?
	If you're looking for tax money, go to Ukraine.
	There's $40 billion of it there.
	But look at this scene.
	Now, I texted this to a guy I know who's been over there a few times because he wants some of that $40 billion, by the way, and he works with contractors.
	And I go, you said you saw bombed out buildings.
	You said Kiev looks untouched.
	What's going on?
	Is this war real or not?
	You've been there.
	And he goes, I don't fucking know.
	Explain to me what this clip is, please.
	Actually, Ryan, just like you caught me that time when I said that the tranny cop on vacation was real, let's make sure this isn't some clip from a movie set.
	If you scroll down, that's one cool thing about Twitter.
	You scroll down and they're like, this is from the movie Predator that was shot in, you know, Bosnia.
	But no one seems to have an answer.
	I just saw this on Canadian TV without the cameras.
	Literally this morning on the morning news, exact buildings actually recognized some of the people as they were being interviewed.
	What in the hell is going on?
	What in the hell is going on?
	And why aren't you libs more dubious?
	Wait, it actually is a movie set about the Russian invasion, but not being passed off as news.
	Wait, what's that?
	Post misrepresents video of Ukrainian film production.
	The video filmed in a town near Kiev.
	Ukrainian film based on the region of Hyuva.
	Recorded the footage that confirms it.
	So they're making a movie.
	Okay.
	Crouch shows a crew filming around a crowd of people running near destroyed buildings in Hostomel, an apartment building with a massive hole blown through it or showed in the background.
	So in a war-torn area, they're filming a movie.
	Yeah, can you do that in a real war?
	Like in World War II, can you shoot a World War II drama in 1944?
	You save a lot of money on props.
	Just go to the actual concentration camps.
	You don't have to get a bunch of CGI skinny Jews.
	They filmed three kings during the Gulf War.
	Just kidding.
	Oh, really?
	No.
	Just kidding.
	That would be insane.
	All right, let's jump over to Marxism.
	So it looks like that is a little less mysterious than we thought.
	But I saw this interesting take by Dinash.
	Remember, I'd said this before, actually, that this isn't just rich, poor, black, and white.
	It's all of these different groups.
	So there's a massive separation here that with Marx was just rich and poor.
	That's all Marx cared about.
	Race, political beliefs, everything else was irrelevant.
	It was about the working man, the proletariat, and the ownership class, the bourgeoisie.
	The leftists today are more divisive than Marx.
	For American socialists now, it's not just rich against poor, it's black against white.
	It's male against female.
	It's trade against gay.
	It is legal against illegal.
	So I call this identity socialism because it's a marriage of classic socialism and identity politics.
	They want to cut up society eight different ways, and their goal is to cobble together a majority coalition, or 51%, of oppressed victims.
	That's what they're after.
	So they're worse than Robin Hood.
	See, Robin Hood basically didn't keep it for himself.
	He had nothing to gain in the Robin Hood story.
	He was doing it because he was Robin Hood.
	But see, these politicians have a lot to gain.
	What they're basically saying is, you know, I'm going to rob Peter to pay Paul so I can count on Paul's vote.
	So there's something in it for them.
	These are Robin Hoods who are advancing themselves in the name of helping the poor.
	Watch more from this episode of The Candace Owen Show.
	And they want to get a majority.
	And an island of misfit toys.
	What a clown car of a majority it is.
	From trannies to black militants to academic communists.
	I mean, none of these people have anything in common.
	It's like Ann Coulter said, the only thing they have in common is they hate white men.
	I could have said that better, though.
	Dinash.
	Just saying.
	Okay, well, say it then.
	No.
	You already shot his shot.
	You know, I'm not going to.
	I'm not going to pick the scalp.
	I'm just saying that, you know, he's not really...
	He can't really word things as good as the old JP.
	Well, can you give us a hot take on it or something?
	Nah.
	Just saying, like, well, picture if I had done it, I would have done it with, you know, a lot more fervor, better grammar, possibly.
	He had a good amount of fervor?
	No, no, he was pretty fervorless.
	All right, what about this angle then?
	These Marxists who start this revolution and it's all about identity politics, they tend to be white.
	So you're the head of an anti-white movement and you're white.
	You're going to be the first to go.
	Yeah, it's true.
	Is that a good take?
	Yeah, it's a pretty good take.
	I would have said it probably a little better myself.
	Like what?
	What would you have said?
	Yeah.
	Again, I don't know.
	You're not going to take a stab at that either.
	No, it's like, you know, it's like a rebound.
	It's sort of like how no one kills more Muslims than Muslims.
	I mean, you talk about how horrible they are to live with.
	Try being a Muslim.
	Like that mass murdering.
	They had four Muslims that were killed in wherever it was, Michigan, Dearborn, whatever.
	And they go, or Ohio?
	Was it Ohio?
	And they just assume it's Nazis, probably Proud Boys, right?
	Out on a killing spree.
	And then, of course, it's a fucking Muslim.
	He's Sunni, and his daughter married Shiite.
	If it ain't Sunny, it's Shiite.
	Maybe whites are so not racist that they can only aim their frustrations out on other whites.
	Yes.
	Or they're so racist that they don't even consider people darker than them a valid, you know, adversary.
	Okay, that is a good take.
	Yeah, I told you I could have done it.
	I mean, Dinesh is, I'm not going to say he's a hack.
	He's a friend.
	He's fine.
	But, you know, I could have done better than that.
	Okay.
	It's sort of like the smallpox thing.
	Remember, there's this myth that we gave the Indian smallpox blankets?
	No.
	Someone suggested that, and his boss said, I don't want to do that because if we're making smallpox as a weapon, we're going to get it.
	It's going to get on us.
	And that's what's happening to Marxism.
	They're trying to make smallpox blankets and they're getting it on themselves.
	And I love it.
	Go to 2-1.
	This is beautiful.
	White teachers, and they're responsible for this kind of shit, too.
	They're the ones who came up with this plan.
	Minneapolis Teachers Union Agreement stipulates white teachers be laid off first, regardless of seniority.
	I wonder if this is going to red pill any of them.
	Jesus, Jane Prino is getting hotter every day.
	You made a tough decision.
	Why did you decide to leave the teaching profession?
	For my mental health would be the main reason.
	It was just too much to do, too much to catch up on, too much to...
	It was very overwhelming to have to try to catch kids up one, two, three, four grade levels in a year.
	I mean, is that because of COVID and the people trying to do Zoom class for a while?
	Well, I think it's partly.
	This is stupid.
	Shut up, bitch.
	She's just lazy.
	You don't like going home at 3 p.m. and having four months off a year?
	That's got nothing to do with the Marxist thing.
	Go down a bit.
	I hate when they do that.
	They've got a video that's not related.
	No, no, no.
	Blow up the opening paragraphs.
	An agreement between the Minneapolis Federation of Teachers Union and the school district states that the white teachers will be laid off before teachers of color, regardless of their seniority.
	The agreement, which was reached to end a two-week teacher strike last spring, says that starting this school year, if accessing...
	What the fuck?
	That's how you fire someone?
	You access them?
	This is like something at a Blade Runner.
	We retire the replicants.
	If accessing a teacher who is a member of a population underrepresented among licensed teachers in the site, the district shall access the next least senior teacher who is not a member of an underrepresented population.
	How do you understand this language?
	They really are good at turning English into a ball of twine.
	Accessing teachers, that's not even excising.
	Accessing teachers is the process by which staff are reduced at a particular school due to a drop in enrollment, funding, or other reasons.
	Greeman further goes on to say that when reinstating teachers, the district shall prioritize the recall of a teacher who is a member of a population underrepresented among licensed teachers in the district.
	They have their own fucking language.
	I just have one story for the LGBT War on Kids, so let's not do the interstitial.
	Got it?
	Let's just jump to 2-3.
	You know what?
	They're taken care of.
	They have benefits if they're laid off, right?
	Is that kind of a good deal for them to be like, yeah, lay us off first.
	You can virtue signal and be like, oh, lay me off first, so I'll let the people of color, you know, work or whatever.
	But meanwhile, you're getting Benny's.
	Oh, yeah.
	No point, Jordan.
	Maybe it's a scam.
	They came up with this so they could give themselves a virtue signaling out free pension.
	So true.
	Like that Antifa teacher who Project Veritas caught.
	They just got rid of him.
	Fired.
	Nice.
	Oh, with four years' pay.
	What the fuck?
	He's probably making $70,000 a year.
	So a quarter million dollars.
	He was rewarded for being a radical communist anarchist who was brainwashing our kids.
	That's the teachers' unions, folks.
	That's a lot of unions.
	Look, I'm not anti-union if it's private.
	I'm not anti-union if you have the choice to build a building with non-union electricians or union electricians.
	No one could argue with that.
	It's up to you.
	In fact, you're going to have a much better building if you go with the union.
	It's public unions.
	Taxpayer-funded unions.
	Those are the evil, corrupt ones, obviously, because they can't get fired.
	Yeah.
	Speaking of evil and corrupt, I mean, if you look at that Jordan Peterson guy, I mean, who's talking crap about people sitting at home?
	I mean, he was on drugs and just eating meat all the time like a toad.
	So it's pretty rich that he would come at me, just saying.
	You know, I don't need you guys having your own petty little civil war when I'm trying to do a show.
	Well, you know, I didn't really start it, right?
	I mean, I made a video that you used for your show, and it worked out pretty good.
	I think I worded everything pretty nicely, but somebody comes along and starts throwing some shade, and yeah, I'm going to come here, and I'm going to hold it down.
	I understand.
	I appreciate that, and I think it's justified.
	My point is, I'm trying to do a show here, entertain people, show them various logos, and you guys have this petty fight about who's smarter and who could have said it better.
	By the way, without providing any evidence.
	No, he did terrible at that.
	And yet again, I mean, I'm sorry, I'll leave.
	But, you know, he did start all of this.
	Okay.
	You reminded me of my next subject, Islam.
	But I just got to squeeze in this faggot.
	Two or three.
	So this guy, remember, phalloplasty is the thing we make fun of the most.
	I think it's even more ridiculous than cutting your dick off.
	Because at least when you cut your dick off, the hole that remains, it's kind of vaginal-esque.
	I mean, there's problems with it.
	It still grows hairs on the inside, and then with the constant boning, those hairs become cat-gagging hair balls that are pushed up into your uterus, and then they rot and stink.
	So that's retarded.
	But removing a giant part of your forearm to essentially just stick a tube on a lady's peehole is retarded.
	And apparently it sucks.
	I started FAFWASI back in March 2020.
	And we were in March 2022.
	And we're not even halfway through the process.
	To put it lightly, the past year has been them trying to fix their F up.
	Your F up.
	Yeah, your F up, dude.
	This is like morbidly obese people.
	When you see them in the ER, especially upstate New York, like by Port Jervis, they're always bitching about this asshole doctor who said he was going to fix this and he didn't.
	Yeah.
	It's like blaming the, there's got a pit crew working on his penis down there.
	He's blaming them.
	You're the one who came up with the retarded idea of adding a phallus.
	Yep.
	I have a fissula, which is the abnormal connection between my urethra and my rectum.
	Meaning the P-tube is pretty much going through my rectum, which is causing ongoing UTIs, urinary tract infections.
	And so...
	How did it get down there?
	Yeah, that's a good question.
	I thought the lady's vagina is like this.
	There's the main hole for the penis and the babies, and then there's a little tiny P-hole, I guess, above the clit.
	I'm not even positive where the piss hole is.
	You just stick a tube on that.
	I guess they reach in and they grab it and pull it.
	Okay, now it's just going forward.
	The butthole's way back here.
	Maybe they severed it so they could pull it out.
	They went.
	Maybe, maybe.
	Like, you know, with the strings on a sweatshirt and you're playing with it and then just went whoop.
	And like, where's the string for my sweatshirt?
	This hole has no string.
	It's coming out of your butthole.
	What?
	When I had surgery back in July is when they tried it first fixed fish that I'm going from above.
	And so that gave me an ostomy bag at age 27.
	At age 27, I am pooping in a bag.
	Isn't it called a colostomy bag?
	Right.
	Oh, yeah, that's the weird part.
	No, a lot of people have colostomy bags, idiot.
	Yeah.
	The front business is really what.
	This past week and a half ago, went back in for another surgery to try to fix the same issue, but this time going through with a rectum.
	And so now after that, I had two catheters put in, a Foley and an SP.
	And the Foley catheter is out.
	The SP we're still rocking with, sadly, to this day.
	But my warning is that as much as we want to think our transition is about the physicality and making sure that we look the part, there's so much more to being a man or a woman than how we appear.
	And I wish I knew that back before I had the surgery because I feel like now I'm living with these issues.
	Just do mailbag at censored.tv.
	What is it?
	A lot of time, a lot of effort, money, too.
	I have a hard time getting close to anyone because I feel like during these past two years, I've lost a lot of people, whether it's through like falling out or death or so forth.
	And so I'll continue this on part two.
	So continue what I was saying in regards to falloplasty.
	It's something that like you need to sit down with yourself, get a pen and paper, and make a pro and con list.
	I never sit down without myself to be.
	Okay, let's do this.
	Pro and con list.
	Okay?
	Con, colostomy bag.
	Right.
	Con, hole in forearm.
	Con, not mail.
	Con, no boners.
	Can't use it, doesn't become erect.
	Con, risk of complications.
	Uh, con, no turning back.
	Um, how we doing here?
	For cons, doing great.
	Pros might have sort of a dick that can't get hard.
	Oh, another con.
	Nobody wants to touch it.
	Right?
	You're not getting that blown.
	No lesbian wants to blow you.
	No straight woman wants to blow your weird cheese blints.
	It has no nerve endings.
	No nerve endings.
	Like, I don't want to brag, trans men, but a dink, when you're in the mood, especially being uncircumcised, she can, like, go, and it feels like going into outer space.
	A lot of nerve endings down there.
	A lot of nerve endings.
	Touches your balls like this while you're jerking off.
	It's like meeting God and playing pool with him.
	That sounded gay.
	And winning.
	That, it's your forearm.
	There was more cons, right?
	I'm sorry, I'm missing the first three.
	Yeah.
	Well, did you put in colostomy bag?
	Hole in arm you got.
	Not male.
	You're not a male.
	Oh my god, I can't believe you spelled colostomy right.
	I'm a great speller.
	No boners you got.
	Yep.
	Risk of complications.
	Yep.
	No turning back.
	Nobody wants to touch it.
	No nerve endings.
	Yep.
	Might have sort of a day?
	I think it corrected dick.
	Oh no, I guess it lets me type dick.
	Might have sort of a dick.
	Yeah, that's about right.
	There weren't more pros?
	Nope.
	You get to make a video.
	You get to make a video.
	Yeah, is that a pro?
	You can make a video, I guess, without doing that.
	I don't want to be making a video saying, blank ruin my life.
	Things are not going well for me if that's the title of my video.
	So I would take that out of the pros.
	Let's see what else this retarded lesbian has done to herself.
	She turned into a word doc?
	It's the pros of getting the surgery and the cons.
	But just know, there's more cons than pros, in my honest opinion, because it's kind of...
	Oh, yeah, no.
	In our opinion, too.
	In Earth's opinion.
	Like, yeah, like, it's cool to look down and see, you know, but it's just the fact that.
	Dude, I bet you the fucking strap-on technology now and the little latex dick you can get is awesome.
	Veins, hairs.
	I bet it's totally impossible to tell.
	And then, when you want to have sex with your girl, you switch from this floppy one with the perfect hairs and everything.
	And you could even probably invent like a where you keep your belt on and there's like a little nub and you just remove the soft dick and put on the hard dick.
	Whoa.
	And wear the soft dick all day.
	Wear it in your pants.
	True.
	I bet there's even a way.
	Look, if we're going to go through all this, I bet I can come up with some sort of like scooper where my latex balls I made for you scoop around your vagina and pee even comes out of the penis hole.
	We can get crazy here.
	We got time.
	P funnel.
	Women have a P funnel.
	Yeah, a latex P funnel.
	And then you make that the balls.
	Now this is kind of unfortunate.
	When you're done, you have to go to the sink, take off your penis, and put it up to the tap and just flush out all the pee.
	Anyway, I'm trying to help here.
	You didn't contact me first, though.
	Two years later, I still don't have full feeling.
	I'll go in for an exam or do testing.
	They're like, oh, we're going to grab the phallus.
	We're going to do this, that, and forth.
	And despite them telling me they're going to do it, more than half the time, I don't feel them touching down there.
	And to me, it's a concern because if I can't fully feel when someone touches me, I'm not going to get anything out of it at all.
	Correct.
	Especially when it comes to anything like, you know, intimate, being like physical with a partner or whoever, I want to be able to live in the moment and enjoy it.
	Yeah.
	You're going to have to be a giver from now on, man.
	What have you done, you dummy?
	That's depressing.
	All right, so I'm going to do this green screen on this guy harassing a Muslim.
	And I felt I have a confession to make.
	And I'm not proud of this.
	But when I saw it, a little piece of me said, I wish.
	Just because...
	Now let me spend the next fucking 20 minutes justifying that horrific thought.
	Just because we see Muslim bullies everywhere we go and we see the media tripping over themselves to deny this, especially when the Muslim population gets over 10%, which you see in Britain and in Europe all the time.
	All the rape stats of Sweden are non-white Muslim refugees.
	And we're told by Merrick Garland that the number one threat to America, to our way of life, is white supremacy.
	And the thing I love about that lie is you don't need Google.
	Sit in an armchair and think back.
	Think back on Pulse Nightclub, San Bernardino, Fort Hood, Chattanooga, the West Side Highway.
	What else am I?
	Oh, the Boston Marathon.
	Those were white Muslims.
	The Vaughan Foods beheading.
	And you look at the Center for Investigative Reporting and all these domestic terror things, and they go, there's 115 far-right inspired terrorist incidents between 2008 and 2016, and only 63 Islamist ones.
	Yeah, that's because you cast this massive net when it comes to far-right.
	And it's a guy, if you hate the IRS, you're far-right.
	Not anymore.
	87,000 new IRS agents armed to the teeth, ready to kill me?
	I think I can object to that, and it's free of the political spectrum.
	They have these libertarians who hate the government.
	They have more in common with anarchists.
	They're a pube away from anarchists.
	I would say libertarians are more far left in the sense that they are closer to anarchy.
	They're closer to Antifa than they are to patriot prayer.
	So that's a ridiculous definition that they use.
	But even with those crazy definitions, out of these 115 far-right domestic attacks, we have 79 deaths.
	And again, I'm very dubious of the definition.
	However, even by their warp standards, 63 Islamist-inspired attacks, and they cause 90 deaths.
	And of course, with this, again, they always start after September 11th.
	Because if you include pre-September 11th, 2001, the numbers go through the fucking roof.
	Dinesh looks like a Muslim.
	You say?
	He's the opposite of a Muslim.
	He's Hindu.
	But he looks.
	They killed a million.
	Muslims killed a million Dineshes.
	Yeah.
	What looks like a Muslim?
	They missed one of them.
	The Sarnev brothers?
	Does he look like the Sarnev brothers?
	Jeez, whatever.
	Does he look like the Georgians in Russia or the Chechnyans or the Bosnian Muslims?
	No, it's fine.
	Whatever.
	You know, there's a lot of brown people in the world, Jordan.
	That was a weird point for him to make.
	Even when they catch them doing a hoax, which they all the fucking time, this whole idea of like ripped off a hijab, I've seen women put on the hijab.
	It's got a million little clips.
	That's how it stays on.
	It doesn't just floof off.
	Which little sidebar here.
	What is going on with the KKK hoods?
	Have they got all kinds of elastics and shit in there?
	How does it stay on?
	You're on a horse.
	How is it not like an eye here and an eye here?
	Is there velcro and forehead pads and all kinds of shit and a little chin strap?
	There has to be, right?
	I mean, even on Halloween, where you wear those things with the rubber band here, the elastic cord, and it fits to your nose, even then it's like sweaty and it's falling off.
	Let me see.
	Anyway, you can't just rip off a hijab.
	So when you hear of someone ripping it off, this is, of course, the screen grab everyone will use for this show.
	That doesn't look like...
	You'd have to walk the way you walk if you're balancing a plate on your head with that thing.
	But I thought this was an interesting article, 23A.
	So Ezra Levant points out that shouldn't this be a different background?
	Yes.
	What segment?
	Are we in racism?
	No, we're not in anything yet.
	So then this is the only default.
	Oh, okay.
	So this Toronto girl makes up a lie about her hijab stolen, and everyone goes, you fucking lying bitch.
	And they go, oh, so you're an Islamophobe.
	You're attacking her.
	Girl's false claim of hijab attack brings ugly response.
	A poor little 11-year-old girl, wait, go back to that subhead, told a story that was a little off, and the Muslim community came under attack.
	All these innocent Muslims.
	Okay, that's a take.
	Jeremy Newtal.
	Yeah, so wanting to charge the mom is an example of Islamophobia.
	Go back, click on the video.
	That's just the thumbnail there.
	Oh, I'm amazed that Rebel's still on.
	Or remember how the 23B one?
	When they got caught in the post, someone was cheating.
	She was out late.
	She wasn't wearing her job.
	So her dad caught her.
	He said, what the fuck are you doing?
	And she goes, it was stolen by racists.
	And he goes, that's bullshit.
	And he shaved her head.
	Wow.
	Oh, no, he, yeah.
	Wait, no, 23B, New York Post.
	Remember this chick?
	Oh, yeah.
	Teen made up story about anti-Muslim attack on Subway.
	And the annoying thing about it is when she first said this lie, but her head is shaved there after her dad found out she was lying.
	De Blasio, his wife, Cuomo, everyone were tripping over themselves to apologize for the horrific, bigoted treatment that she got.
	Of course, they were praying to the Lord it would be proud boys and white males doing it because that's the narrative the left craves, and it's never the case.
	This is all leading up to this green screen.
	What the hell?
	That's the picture of Yasmin leaving the...
	But why is he the keep on trucking guy?
	Look at those legs.
	Keep on lying.
	Here's how they treat homos when they get to a certain population.
	Two British gays showed up at a popular Muslim chicken shop, kebab shop, and it doesn't go well for them.
	You'll never see a Darman video about this, which is like, if you genuinely care about prejudice, why isn't that your focus?
	Dude, if you're gay in Britain, don't even go remotely near any part of West London.
	Just avoid that entire area, Luton, Birmingham.
	Leave.
	If you're a gay adult in Birmingham, that's a suicide mission.
	Then there was a Muslim in Britain who said, I'm not against Israel.
	So they go to his house late at night and just destroy it.
	This happens all the time in Britain.
	When someone has a faux pas, they get their house destroyed.
	He's Muslim, this guy.
	But he said, I'm not against Palestine.
	See, this is what happens when you don't have guns.
	Try to do this in Texas.
	God damn it.
	Could you imagine that?
	Imagine not having a gun in your house.
	You just hear people coming upstairs and you go, well, that's it.
	Here they are.
	This is the last one I'll show before we show the green screen, so I can justify my biases.
	Here's a typical confrontation between angry British Muslims and a white kid who dares to, I don't know, exist.
	We saw this with blacks and that MAGA kid who was mentally handicapped.
	Dude, die with your boots on.
	Get up.
	Fight them all.
	This is not the way to react.
	His father must be furious.
	Look, they're making him dance.
	Isn't there something in you that prevents you from allowing that to happen?
	Maybe he's an only child and he's never been in a fight before and he's just like, maybe I can make this go away.
	I mean, they're not punching him in the head.
	Is he a gay boy?
	They're probably beating him because he's gay.
	How to create a school shooter, part one.
	All right.
	So now we can do the green screen with a good conscience.
	Yep.
	Come on, everybody.
	If you're like me, you're sick of Muslim girls being bullied by Nazis.
	It happens all the time.
	And one of the things these Nazis do is they shove pork in Muslim girls' faces.
	Yeah.
	No, they don't.
	This has happened zero times.
	Pork?
	No!
	Yeah.
	Well, how about I feed it to you then?
	Eat that pork, you freaking Muslim.
	What's with his face?
	It's like that guy in the superhero show we were talking about the other day.
	Oh, yeah.
	It's like a mask.
	He's got a Joker face.
	Yeah, anyway, get that pork in.
	Wouldn't that be funny if the next team would start going, mm, that's fucking really good.
	The meat just falls right off the bone.
	That's what I'm trying to tell you.
	Well, cold pork took me nine hours.
	I wasn't sure the picnic would be weird for our first date.
	Well, if I'm being honest, I thought it was kind of cute.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	I mean, most guys are the ugliest two people I've ever seen on television.
	Darman is the internet.
	Darman is a bully.
	She's a one and he's a one.
	And by the way, if you're a devout Muslim, as Michael Malice pointed out, you can't have the entire Lancome counter on your face.
	And secondly, you can't go out on dates.
	It's arranged marriage for these bitches.
	What are you doing here?
	They immediately invite me over to their place.
	I mean, geez, get to know me a little bit.
	Put a little effort forward.
	Gosh.
	So.
	So wait, this writer doesn't know that Muslims can't hook up.
	He thinks that he can write a Muslim character in a hijab who goes home with guys on the first date and just gets, what, like, face fucked?
	That's not how it works.
	They're not allowed to do that.
	Telling me it wasn't my dashing good looks that got you to come out.
	Well, when I heard free meal, I said, sign me up.
	But seriously, I'm glad I came out.
	I'm new to this city and I could use some friends.
	Ouch.
	Friends owning me already?
	Well, I hope you like the food at least.
	It's specially made.
	Yeah, my family owns the whole restaurant.
	Well, so it's like your family owns the entire restaurant?
	I've known of some families that'll own like some of the chairs or a third of the kitchen.
	I've never heard of a family owning an entire restaurant.
	Wait, all the cutlery?
	Everything?
	I think my mom made this just for you.
	What is this place?
	Ooh, Don's Cafe.
	What kind of food is it?
	It's American.
	I got some steak fries on this plate and some pork belly sandwich for you on the other one.
	Whoa, I should have told you before.
	I don't eat meat.
	I'm vegan.
	Really?
	You don't eat meat, like, at all?
	Well, I have on occasion, but I try not to.
	So you're telling me you're gonna turn down this pork belly sandwich?
	This pork belly sandwich?
	What the hell?
	Ew, especially pork.
	Ew, especially pork.
	It's against my religion.
	To eat pork?
	Yeah.
	Who the fuck doesn't know that?
	And why is he attracted to a Muslim in a hijab?
	Isn't the whole point of a hijab, I'm not a sexual person, you shouldn't be interested in me Before marriage, how did he look through that?
	This entire scenario is unfathomable.
	Religion.
	Oh, that just slipped out of my mouth.
	I'm so sorry.
	I didn't mean to say that.
	All right.
	It's okay.
	I mean, it's your family restaurant.
	You probably have to.
	Does she have eyes on her eyelash on her eyelids?
	It is weird.
	It always looks like she's aware.
	I have her eyelids there.
	Did someone draw eyeballs on your eyelids so it looks like you're awake when you're asleep?
	Did you think that date was going to be this boring?
	Personally.
	No.
	I'm just dumb.
	Yes, you are.
	You both are, actually.
	You know what?
	The beginning of this video started out pretty bad.
	This date doesn't seem to be going so bad.
	Right?
	You're Muslim.
	Is that what the thing on your head is all about?
	Yes.
	No, it's a big yamaka.
	I am.
	I'm not a practicing Muslim like I was growing up.
	I mean, technically, I'm not even supposed to be out with a guy like I am right now.
	So how the fuck are you kind of an atheist Muslim, but you still take one of the most devout aspects, and that's wearing a hijab?
	By the way, pretty badly.
	Doesn't it look kind of diapered on?
	I bet that actress has never worn that before.
	And someone, like the stylist on the set, just like Google imaged hijab.
	And they just sort of took a tea towel and threw it on her head.
	Like, this doesn't look right.
	Isn't it supposed to be pretty snug?
	Look at these wrinkles here.
	And then just sort of tied in a knot.
	I'm kind of in this weird space of not being really sure, but I do have my beliefs about things.
	And you don't believe in dentists.
	Okay.
	That's for sure.
	I have a lot to learn.
	And you don't believe in dermatologists.
	These guys are anti-science.
	At least they're not shallow.
	Stop.
	What is going on with these my eyes aren't closed eyeballs?
	Is that just like a birthmark or something and a wrinkle?
	It's very unfortunate.
	This woman is a one.
	Hey, why don't we switch plates and you can pick off the fries?
	Why don't we switch places?
	I'll have shitty teeth and you can have shitty skin.
	Pick off the fries.
	Okay.
	What, with a BB gun?
	Brian and Jasmine hit it off.
	They enjoyed one another's company.
	Jasmine was new to the city, so she enjoyed making a new friend.
	They went on hikes together, worked out together, rode bikes together.
	Brian, on the other hand, felt a little bit different.
	He was in love with Jasmine.
	He had the biggest crush on her and had a hard time accepting the fact that she only saw him as a friend.
	Brian sat back and thought he can friend his way into a relationship.
	Things seemed to be going okay until one day when Jasmine ran into an old classmate of hers.
	Oh, yeah.
	Can I just stop you?
	This is totally off topic.
	Well, not really.
	But I once hung out with David Chang, the guy, he's got those restaurants, Fuck Your Mama.
	Mamofuko.
	Mama Fuco.
	And he told me something fascinating.
	I've mentioned it to you before, but he was hanging out with this insanely hot supermodel, kind of a little bit trashy, like pussycat doll vibes.
	And he started to sense that he was getting pushed into the friend zone.
	So he preempted it.
	He stepped in front of it.
	And he friendzoned her.
	And he started going, you got to fucking hook me up with one of your friends.
	You got to know some single chicks.
	And she was like, she was totally confused.
	She was about to friendzone him.
	And then he made it clear she's already been his friend forever.
	It was brilliant.
	But I don't know if he got to fuck her.
	But at least he saved face.
	And the Chinese love saving face, even though he's Korean.
	About you?
	Oh my gosh, Suji!
	Who's that?
	No, I remember fucking you.
	It was awesome.
	Remember that hijabi porn we made?
	That's still on Red Tube.
	Remember when you gave me a hand job?
	Remember when we used to eat pork all the time?
	Hand jobby.
	Damn it.
	What are you doing here?
	Well, everyone's always talked about California being the place to be.
	And I mean, with this weather we have, come on.
	Wow, it's been like, what, four years?
	You look great.
	Her hijab is falling off.
	It looks even worse than it did at the beginning of this thing.
	Now it's just a blanket on her head.
	You've grown.
	Oh.
	Thanks.
	Yeah, you know, I got really into fitness.
	It's part of the reason I moved out here.
	Aye.
	Well, you know what?
	I actually opened my gym.
	You got into fitness?
	You should stop by sometime.
	Wait, what did he do?
	He opened a gym?
	Go back.
	Oh.
	Thanks.
	Yeah, you know, I got really into fitness.
	It's part of the reason I moved out here.
	Well, you know what?
	I actually opened up my own gym.
	You should stop by sometimes.
	This writing is so bad.
	The person who wrote this is clearly not familiar with how businesses work.
	Someone moves to LA, probably the most competitive gym market in the world, and then they just open their own.
	Or some families open some of a restaurant.
	Some families own the entire thing.
	Oh, sorry.
	Sergio, this is Brian.
	Brian, this is a mass shooter with shits all over his face.
	Sorry to see you over there, little guy.
	No, it's okay.
	We're just hitting.
	Who the fuck says...
	Anyways.
	Oh.
	So are you guys friends or yeah, we've been talking.
	I think it's been serious.
	Yeah, that's not how people talk to each other.
	Are you guys fucking or can I fuck her?
	Okay, is her pussy open for business?
	Why are they nervous like they're both high and a cop is just like, are you guys...
	Would you guys be offended if I fixed her hijab and put it on correctly?
	I'm feeling a little blasphemous.
	People that know How hijabs are worn?
	I can't hear you, dude.
	That's what people that know what a hijab is supposed to look like, they probably see right now.
	That's not how you do it.
	Yeah, we've been talking.
	I think it's getting serious.
	Okay.
	Okay, well, um, hey, look, I don't want to get in anyone's way about anything, but um, you should come by the gym sometime.
	Check it out.
	Yeah, where is it?
	So much to catch up on.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Do you just Google gyms?
	It's right around the corner.
	If you want to just come by, pop your head in real quick.
	Um, is that okay with you?
	I'll be right back.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	I'll just stand here being short and small with zits all over my face, looking like an extra from the Warriors.
	No problem.
	Thanks.
	I'll text you.
	See you, man.
	See you, little guy.
	Wow, how are you?
	Too bad.
	Great.
	Thank you.
	You look so good with your shitty teeth and your blanket on your head.
	And your floppy, pudgy body.
	Thank you.
	Look at that white balance.
	Maybe they're dying.
	Oh, I get it.
	He shot them.
	And he shot them both in the head so fast they didn't even know.
	So they just think they're still walking, but then they realize there's clouds everywhere.
	Some dude hands them a harp.
	Uh-oh.
	That's the pre-murder twitch.
	Is that him whistling?
	That's every man's worst nightmare as far as shoulders go.
	What are you doing here?
	Hey.
	Uh-oh.
	You never came back from the gym the other day.
	I was waiting for you.
	You were waiting for me?
	That was days ago.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Brian, I almost got hypothermia.
	Sleeping on the street waiting for you.
	Wait a minute, stop.
	So this is an instructional video.
	I hope it's an instructional video on how to not get murdered by a psycho, or if it's a dude, how to know when you're not wanted and you're wasting your time.
	I thought the setup was about Islamophobia, but this seems to be a warning.
	Hey, ladies, watch out for the Columbine guys.
	And hey, guys, if you're an ugly freak who's really awkward, she's probably not that into you.
	And these are for you.
	I need your new boyfriend.
	Where's your hijab, bitch?
	Brian, listen.
	Oh, did you nice guy?
	Dude, you're not going to believe what just happened.
	What?
	What?
	My elbow covered up the sea of nice.
	And my depraved mind...
	Brian.
	Look, look.
	What did you say?
	No.
	Yes.
	Like, if it's right there, you're like, no, he's not.
	He's a white guy.
	Listen, you're...
	Is he into rap or something?
	And you object to that?
	Jeez.
	Oh, nice guy.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	You're a nice guy and a great friend, but I don't think we should see somebody.
	I'm 54 years old.
	And I don't appreciate that.
	What do you mean?
	I brought you flowers and I appreciate that, but I don't think we should hang out anymore.
	I'm sorry.
	Huh?
	Oh, gosh, I'm so sore.
	I know.
	From the fucking good feeling, though.
	Yeah, it kind of feels like it's not.
	Yeah, it's just hard for me to sit down.
	My ass is like ripped to shreds.
	It looks like a baby yawning.
	And when I fart, it just sort of goes, oh, you really stretched me out.
	And I'm not sure Muhammad would be very happy about that.
	I bet you would.
	Seeing as I am so sore, I wouldn't mind that one bit.
	Look, they had to shoot the first scene the same as this scene, and they didn't even change her shirt.
	I think that's what she was wearing at the beginning of this whole thing.
	And she still has pupils on her eyelids.
	By the way, Muslims, don't kill me for that earlier quote about the Prophet.
	Praise be due to Allah.
	I love Allah.
	I'm nuts about him.
	Awesome guy.
	Muhammad rocks.
	So true.
	Seeing as I am so sore, I wouldn't mind that one bit.
	My bad.
	So another good thing to do when you're sore is get some protein in your body.
	And luckily for you, I picked up the body.
	I'm going to come in your mouth.
	Wouldn't it make sense if you're doing this video to get an attractive woman?
	Wouldn't that make a lot more sense here?
	Because I think 99% of us are watching this going, what's the, why are you upset that she doesn't want you?
	Yeah, why are you trying?
	I'm not upset if Brussels sprouts don't want me to eat them.
	Favorite restaurants.
	It's called Dawn's Cafe.
	Have you ever been?
	They have the best steak fries.
	Oh, and they're pulled pork sandwich?
	The best.
	I don't know how to.
	What the fuck are steak fries?
	Those like thick, longer fries.
	They're like a rectangular almost.
	Because when you see steak frit on a menu, it's...
	Frit is French for fries.
	It means steak and fries.
	There's a thing called steak fries.
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, I didn't know that.
	They're delish.
	They're good.
	I like...
	As far as frozen fries go, those I find the most tolerable.
	Yeah.
	They're the most meat.
	I mentioned this to you before, but uh, I'm vegan.
	How has this not come up?
	You guys have been dating for weeks.
	Yeah.
	And you knew each other previously.
	Yeah, he knows you from wherever, New Jersey.
	Vegan?
	Like, 100% vegan or when you're training, you're constantly talking about diet.
	Right.
	Would you be willing to train?
	hold on a second.
	When did you get the food?
	Before you went to the gym with each other?
	Well, this is like two weeks later, you realize.
	Oh, okay.
	Remember, she's been in the apartment four days ago?
	Right.
	It's been at least a week.
	Try some of this out.
	These people really like picnics.
	I've never had a picnic in my life.
	You know, on second thought, I can't have the pork because of my religion, but I'll have the steak, guys.
	Hi, girl.
	You just gave away that you're gay, sir.
	Pork because of my religion.
	Remember that what's his name?
	Brett?
	The guy who did Tower Heights?
	He said.
	Brett Ratner.
	What's his name?
	Brett Ratner?
	Brett Ratner.
	He said, rehearsing is for fags.
	Yes, it is.
	Fags have to learn not to go at a girl when they're playing a straight guy.
	But I'll have the steak, guys.
	At a girl?
	All right.
	Look at you go.
	Oh, you know what?
	I left my protein shake back in the car.
	Let me go grab it and I'll be right back.
	Okay, sure.
	All right.
	Meanwhile, from behind the bushes, drink a protein shake right before.
	Wait a minute.
	If this story is about him being a psychotic stalker, what's the moral here?
	Is this saying, like, watch out for psychotic stalkers?
	Yeah, I know.
	How do I know who's a psychotic stalker?
	So, you don't eat meat, huh?
	Brian, oh my god.
	What are you doing here?
	You don't eat meat?
	You talk, oh, Brian, I don't eat meat.
	I'm vegan.
	Oh, Brian, let's just be friends.
	We shouldn't date anymore.
	He looks like a puppy.
	You guys look more than just friends.
	Brian, you're scaring me.
	Why did he turn like South American?
	Well, you guys look more than just friends.
	Date anymore.
	Well, you guys look more than just friends.
	Brian, you're scaring me.
	You're scaring me too.
	I was just buying the meat.
	The disrespect from you is unbelievable.
	I offered you the same exact meal from my parents' restaurant of all places.
	And they own the whole thing.
	You'll eat with him, but not with me?
	Come on, why don't you eat the pork?
	You know I can't do that, Brian.
	I said try the pork.
	No!
	Yeah.
	Well, how about I feed it to you then?
	Eat that pork, you freaking Muslim.
	Doesn't it taste good?
	Oh, you love it.
	Oh, doesn't it taste good, you freaking Muslim?
	What the?
	Oh, what?
	Hey, you okay?
	Yeah.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Okay.
	Let's get out of here.
	He's going to have a nap.
	I'd love to hear what the moral of this story is.
	Brian was arrested and sentenced to 10 years.
	Jesus.
	Oh, whoa.
	Pork's not that bad.
	Geez, that seems a little rich.
	10 years?
	I mean, they probably prevented something way more serious, to be honest, but that's not okay to do, to just lock it up for 10 years.
	No, what should the punishment be?
	It's definitely assault.
	Under a year for sure.
	By God, under a year.
	Like three months, tops?
	I mean, he already got punched in the face for it.
	We've already doled out a bit of, what's it called, vigilante justice.
	How about a $2,000 fine and 30 days?
	Yeah.
	No probation.
	10 years?
	His life's over now.
	He's probably, what, 25 here?
	So now he's 35 and a hardened criminal because he lost his shit when he got dumped.
	I hope you guys enjoyed today's life lesson with Louis.
	Oh, you're the hunk guy.
	He casts himself as the super hunk who saves the day in weird gray lighting.
	Make sure to like and subscribe to this channel so you get notified every time we release a new video.
	And as always, make sure to share this with someone that you love.
	Help me out here, sir.
	What's the name of this guy?
	Like, is the moral of the story don't be racist?
	Is that what's happening here?
	Because he seems more psychotic than racist.
	He was clearly in love with her before when he thought she was a Muslim.
	So I don't really get what the fuck you're doing here.
	Oh, I know what it is.
	The guy's retarded.
	Watch out, Darman.
	At least Dharman would say, you see, you can't kick a crippled kid in the head and think you're going to get away with it.
	It's wrong.
	I think that guy we just saw is the same one who had the woman with the whip.
	Remember her?
	She's whipping the black guy in a wheelchair and he's just like...
	Taking every whip.
	Yeah, that happened.
	Speaking of prejudice, this is what we were talking about earlier.
	Ron DeSantis has okayed a type of Florida license plate that raises money for veterans, and it says, don't tread on me.
	And if you raise a certain amount of money, then you get this particular customized license plate, and the money goes to vets, something like that.
	And people are objecting because it's a racist symbol.
	And I thought, that's pretty profound.
	Don't tread on me.
	I'm not going to hurt you.
	I'm just a snake in the grass here.
	But if you tread on me, then I will bite you.
	I don't have a problem with you.
	And it goes back to that whole shit about...
	Don't you think standing your ground is kind of aggressive?
	These people are such maniacal bullies that if you say, I don't want to fight, but if you hurt me, I'll fight back.
	That's racist.
	Don't you think not being tread on is a little aggressive?
	Fuck.
	All right, let's do the mailbag.
	Doodle little rye.
	We should do like a classical version of that.
	Ryan, shut up.
	You don't have a die.
	I want to hear like doodle little little Ryan.
	Shut up.
	Ryan, shut up.
	Oops.
	What happened?
	I had other music playing in the background.
	I was playing some Joker music in the background of that creepy guy with his pork.
	And Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mail back.
	Let me touch it.
	A man has sent us a video that he thinks is going to make us cry.
	Now, Ryan's much younger than me.
	He's not a crybaby yet, but I have teenage kids and I'm old and I blubber if I see a kid draw a tiger.
	I can watch a pedophile have his head ripped off and I'll yawn.
	But anything involving families and people overcoming adversity, water works.
	He switched his last name to match the man that raised him.
	Let's see, this is right on brand with what makes me cry.
	I got my last name cheers.
	I'm now George Grimming Lusto.
	Look at my jersey.
	Love you so much, Deb.
	How much I love you, right?
	Yeah.
	How I was like in treasure the time I had with you.
	Yeah.
	Now you're my world.
	I got my last man change.
	I'm now George Grimm, Mustafa.
	Look at my jersey.
	Yeah, that worked.
	That is awesome.
	Lil Wayne did that.
	Oh, but for a...
	He didn't take his dad's name because his dad was never around.
	And a white cop saved his life once.
	They got attacked or something.
	And the police showed up.
	Yeah, the police showed up and there was some sort of shootout.
	He got shot.
	I can't remember how, but he was dying.
	And his friends jumped over him to grab like jewelry and drugs and get out of there.
	And they totally ignored him.
	A white cop found him, stopped the bleeding, saved him.
	So he's like, I don't like my dad because he wasn't around.
	And I like cops because they were.
	I dropped the D because I'm junior, my father living.
	But he not in my life.
	He never been in my life.
	Hey, fags, check this shit out at my local library in Denver.
	Every single book on display in the entire children's area was either black, brown, or a girl.
	So tired of this shit.
	Yeah, it's really at, we've reached 100%.
	Go to any children's bookstore, and it's just endless.
	Girls rock, too!
	How to be rock star!
	I'm a girl.
	Oh, look, there's even a monkey.
	You're my favorite color.
	Brown.
	Yes.
	Kind of an unfortunate place to put Curious George.
	I got a pig.
	Muslims won't like that.
	So many black girls in books.
	Young black girls must go to bookstores and think, I guess we're like 70% of the population.
	Curry some?
	Did you say black?
	Oh, you can't hear it, but he's whispering.
	Every time he passes a book, he's like, black, black, black.
	Did you hear that?
	No?
	Is he saying black?
	Yeah.
	Black, black, black.
	Hey, Gavin, yesterday you talked about Key and Peel suggesting making a list of most hilarious shows.
	I forgot that assignment.
	Oops.
	Oh, yeah, the whitest kids you know, they rock too.
	Whitest kids you know, yeah, that's a good one.
	I'm not sure if they're in like the top 10 of all time.
	There's some pretty big names in there.
	I mean, if you're up against Mr. Show, do you ever see the Mr. Show camping sketch where it's the Dalai Lamas against it's like a parody of like meatballs type movies, but it's the fat camp against the Dalai Lama?
	What's the dilly, Dolly?
	It is an insane level of quality.
	Camp Monk Academy.
	All right, we got our work cut out for us.
	Tomorrow is the big 500th Summer Olympic Can, and we gotta figure out how we're gonna beat those rich snobs from the fat kids camp.
	William Van Landingham the third, my dear boy.
	Good luck, tomorrow.
	We've beaten you for the past 500 years, and tomorrow we're making it 501.
	Nice bald cap.
	So that's what you're up against.
	Not easy.
	Gavin, here's a thread about rape statistics from Sweden.
	As you might expect, almost all rape is from non-Europeans.
	Yep.
	Alarmingly, an Algerian is 122 times more likely to commit aggravated rape than a Swede, and an Afghan is 69 times more likely.
	Well, that's a sexy stat.
	When aggravated and when aggravated, we see Angolans are 15 times more likely to commit rape or aggravated rape than a Swede.
	Of the 25 nationalities that rated the highest, only one, Belarus, was from a European country.
	The rest are all fucking Islamicist Muslims and Africans and other dirty Middle Easterners.
	For assault rape, which is categorized as violent rape by a stranger, Algerians were 541 times more likely to commit assault rape than a Swede.
	However, prosecutors do not even seek deportation for the majority of rape convictions against foreign nationals.
	Yet, they give a white guy 10 years in prison for shoving a bun in some bitch's face.
	I'm not doing that.
	Okay, here's something I'm not going to show you, but I am going to show you.
	It's called I Hate These Fucking People.
	I can't believe the USA has an agreement with these chinks, enabling them to do a majority of our manufacturing.
	The mentality of this bug nation directly conflicts with Western reasoning.
	The Chinese idea of do nothing so you're not responsible is one of the most dangerous mindsets imposed on the modern world.
	It goes completely against the human condition.
	In the words of Tony Soprano, I hate this fucking shit.
	Now, we're not going to click on the video, but I deeply regret seeing this.
	Needless to say, over the course of this two-minute video, you see the young boy in the bottom right jump in the water, flail around, and slowly drown.
	Whoa.
	No one does anything.
	Some people get into the pool next to him as he's flailing and swim away as he dies.
	And then the last 30 seconds of video is a corpse lying at the bottom of the pool.
	Whoa.
	We're not showing it, and I wish I hadn't seen it.
	But Jesus, that country is...
	You know, the more you travel, the more you realize these people are not like us, but with a different background.
	These people are inexorably, inseparably, irrevocably, genetically different than us, right down to their spine.
	Hey, Gav and Rye Guy, my wife and I just received our hot melons g-sauce from Levinsky's top shelf.
	We're excited to have some Gav memorabilia, but we're expecting this sauce to be this good.
	It's got a really unique flavor.
	Spicy but sweet, smoky but tangy from the peppers and the melons.
	It really is a hit.
	I don't think we've had this many positive reviews about sponsorship.
	What up, fruits?
	Ryan, the show is one fucking hour long.
	Stop eating on the show and talking into the mic.
	You have 23 other hours in which to consume whatever shitty food you enjoy.
	Fucking Dolt.
	Was yesterday your first show?
	Whoa.
	And then he has a YouTube link.
	But I just seen a motherfucking...
	I don't know why he's doing that.
	Funny enough, feminist symbol, though.
	Someone points out that the way they did the rosary in that Atlantic article, calling it a symbol of eight, is also the woman's symbol.
	Oh, yeah.
	I did not notice that.
	Did you show that?
	Yep.
	You already showed it?
	I was looking down.
	Rosary became one of the most Otis extreme symbo.
	Someone listens to you at the Atlantic.
	I looked at that rosary article.
	I looked that rosary article up as soon as I heard you mention it.
	The title in the article has since changed, but the link didn't.
	So when you look at the old links, you see how the rosary became an extremist symbol.
	But then when you actually go to the new article, it says how extremist gun culture is trying to co-opt the rosary.
	You got that yet, Ryan?
	I got this.
	No, Ryan.
	I've read it a long time ago.
	Rosary became one of the oldest extremist symbo.
	It's the next purple.
	Okay, purple coming up.
	Holy fuck, dude.
	Come on.
	I'm confused by this.
	What's going on?
	I was confused by that.
	So I got the oldest symbol.
	Okay, got it.
	So that's got a few pictures there.
	Yep, loading them all up.
	Why can't you just open the email?
	I don't want to show their info.
	So that's what it still has.
	And the reason you can't change those because they're already cache aid, cached.
	They're in the cache.
	Right.
	But when you go to the article, it's since changed the name.
	This is all ancient news now.
	I already told you all that.
	This guy is called Double Hub.
	I can say his name because it's a fake name.
	Hello, Faggots.
	Last episode on the show was pretty rough.
	You have multiple retarded takes.
	You said Catholicism is classist, and if you're a Catholic, you are better than blacks and natives.
	That was the argument of Father Zam when he was going through the river of doubt with Teddy Roosevelt.
	What the fuck are you talking about?
	I don't know.
	Why don't you take it up with Father Zahm?
	You also said something about how women, cooking, and cleaning is a major problem.
	What?
	Now, if you're going to say I have wet brain and my takes are retarded, you have to articulate exactly what I said and exactly what's factually wrong with it.
	I was telling you Father Zahm's interpretation of Catholicism and how it talks about the difference between savages and European men of civilization.
	And yeah, women don't cook and clean anymore.
	That's a major problem.
	It's their role.
	They're better at it than us.
	And that would be the ideal scenario would be the 1950s nuclear family where men work and women cook and clean and they take care of the children and they shape the house.
	You know, we're planning this trip to Paris and my wife set up all these activities for the trip and everything.
	And she's like, you know, I really thrive when I have an assignment like that.
	I think I'm going to get back to work.
	And I'm like, yeah, not a lot of assignments are, can you plan a fun trip for you and your family in Paris?
	That'll be one of your more fun assignments.
	That's a 9 to 945 type of deal.
	Alphabetizing the expense reports from last year's convention on capital gains is a little more of like what's going on.
	Maybe do the show later in the day so you can sober up a bit before saying retarded shit like that.
	Again, retarded shit like what, dude?
	Kristen's wife comes out as trans.
	Do a reaction video to this?
	Oh yeah, I checked this out.
	I don't think it's worth the green screen.
	But it is exceptionally dumb.
	So this is this BuzzFeed chick who's become even fatter and more disgusting than before.
	And I think her attitude is like, I'm happy to have a boyfriend if he means he wears ugly his long hair and wears an ugly dress.
	I'll just pretend it's like an ugly Hawaiian shirt.
	And now I have a husband.
	And someone wants to fuck my fat ass.
	Turn it up.
	And I'd like to introduce you to my lovely wife.
	Yes, hi, I'm Brie.
	That's me.
	Yeah, like the cheese, spelt that way.
	Yes.
	Because that was the email address I could get on Gmail.
	This is your favorite.
	That's a real autistic thing.
	When you watch that, whatever it's called, Undatables, no, the other one, the Autistic Show about dating, Love on the Spectrum.
	Love on the Spectrum.
	There's a lot of like, because that's the girl I want to meet.
	Right.
	And I want to get a girlfriend.
	So that's what's going to happen.
	That's true, yeah.
	Whenever I see bitches this fat, I'm always like, what do you look like?
	It's sort of like when a woman has lots of plastic surgery, you're like, I'd love to see a picture of you before you did all that to your face.
	And it's the exact same thing.
	I want to see a picture of you before you put food into your face and made it a circle.
	And I would like you to tell everyone your news.
	Okay.
	As you might be able to tell, I have been changing some things up about my gender presentation.
	Last year, around June, I came out as non-binary.
	Yeah.
	Was that June?
	Okay, good.
	You know, I don't want to take anything away from our non-binary siblings.
	They are great and amazing and valid and wonderful.
	But that wasn't me, it turns out.
	One night, Christmas.
	Me is a common obsession with these fucking people.
	And I was able to tell you that I am and have always been a woman.
	And this was in like April this year.
	Yes.
	Yeah.
	So we've actually been, I know, it's actually been kind of like hard to keep track of.
	It's actually, we've been, we.
	You've had to kind of operate on two levels here.
	No, we have known about this for a while, but Brie was not ready to go buy a new name and new pronouns yet.
	So we respected that, and that's why when you see other videos on this channel, we refer to her as her dead name and also with old pronouns.
	Yes.
	With my express permission, and honestly, I wanted it that way.
	I wasn't ready to make this kind of statement yet.
	Yeah, that's your instincts telling you that what you're doing is retarded.
	That's something that I want to share with everyone.
	If for also whatever reason you see videos that come out after this, then also referring to her with her dead name and cards.
	Shut up, you losers.
	A disgusting fat pig who's overindulged herself to the point where she's virtually unlovable finally finds someone who's so autistic and mentally damaged that he wears a ridiculous costume every day and hides out in her folds.
	Okay.
	You found each other.
	Congrats.
	Now get out of my face.
	I'm eating.
	That letter yesterday about Crime Report being bad is totally wrong.
	I was cracking up at work with my headphones in looking like a psycho listening to that.
	True.
	Fuck you, Batman Is Real and he protects girls in the New York City subway.
	There's no girls here.
	Is that a girl on the guitar?
	So fake.
	I've seen that bum in a bunch of other fake videos.
	I think they hire him to do fake shit.
	See the way he slowed down too at the end of the video there?
	Amateur hour at the Apollo.
	Let's end with Miss Hitler in Scotland.
	This one is weird.
	I knew that Scotland had lost the plot as far as politically correct goes, but I didn't know they were as ridiculous as a Darman ripoff punishing a bun shover and giving them 10 years.
	Jailed Miss Hitler beauty queen, Alice Cutter, 25, could be freed early from prison where she's being held for far-right terrorism crimes.
	She was jailed for three years for being in a terrorist group.
	She was convicted of being a member of the far-right group National Action.
	Okay, so when I read that, I go, good.
	What's National Action done?
	Do they murder people?
	Do they go shoot up synagogues?
	We should catch those terrorists.
	But I have a funny feeling National Action has done nothing at all.
	What do you bet?
	I bet you National Action doesn't exist outside the internet.
	Yeah.
	No, I don't think so.
	The group is secretive, blah, blah, blah.
	It has been prescribed.
	Terrorism Act.
	First Fire Root, blah, blah, blah.
	Legal incidents.
	Okay, let's click on that.
	What have you done?
	What have you done?
	Incitement to racial hatred.
	He called for Jews to be eradicated.
	He said this.
	A person who had, since the Nazis, they removed the Jews from Europe, a person who committed those same offenses, whose name cannot be legal apparition, UK, so this is all saying things.
	It's where the word killed doesn't appear once.
	You sound like Obama there.
	The word killed doesn't appear once.
	They're charged with being members of National Action, which is banned in the UK.
	Oh, here we go.
	Two of the men were also charged with being involved in a plot to murder the West Lancashire MP Rosie Cooper with a machete and threatening to kill a police officer.
	Okay, that sounds like a crime.
	In July 2017, a former National Action member, Robbie Mullen, reported the plot to the anti-racism organization, Hope Not Hate, who are a total full of shit organization that stalked Tommy Robinson.
	So, plotting to kill an MP with a machete.
	But how much of that was entrapment?
	And I've seen a lot of like, you are a neo-Nazi who glorifies and revels in a perverted ideology.
	Okay.
	That should not be a crime.
	Sorry.
	I mean, if you want to start enforcing that, you better put a lot of Muslims in jail.
	Like the guy who just attacked Salman Rushdie, who made numerous social media posts about radical Islam and how you have to smite ye above their necks and how the infidel must convert or die.
	So it only applies to white people, I guess.
	So this woman, so threatening to kill a police officer and an MP, if it's a plausible threat, is of course a crime.
	But this woman doesn't seem to be part of that.
	And she dressed up as Miss Hitler, basically just doing very controversial posts, trying to be rude and naughty.
	Like, you know that what was going to come of this?
	They're going to start the Fourth Reich and do World War III?
	Does anyone honestly believe that?
	What a waste.
	Three years in prison and he got five.
	And I don't think he...
	Yeah, both of these people who were charged, they weren't the ones that threatened the cops.
	The charge just seems to be membership in this hate club.
	And the reason, I know that's hard to garner sympathy for someone who started a Miss Hitler pageant, but the point is, if they can start casting this wide net, you know that they call Trump supporters racist.
	It starts with getting obvious racists like guys who have swastikas in the background, and then it drifts into Tommy Robinson, Trump supporters, any kind of conservative, Nigel Farage.
	All right, let's get to the final vid.
	Let's.
	Here's just a funny, silly one on a funny, silly day with a funny, silly show.
	That's true.
	Look at this funny.
	What?
	Original video of my artwork here.
	Stay tuned.
	I used to be so much more into drawing and art.
	There's two dudes on the train.
	How the fuck do you do that?
	The moment you can completely impress it.
	It's gotta be something on the phone.
	Oh no, it's a drawing.
	So you know what he's done too is he's taken all his previous drawings and combined them by putting them in a thing in a thing.
	You're good at drawing, dude.
	Damn, dude.
	See you when I'm in France.
	So that's the show, folks.
	A lot of craziness going on.
	The vast IQ dip we're living in right now is making it very easy for them to manipulate us.
	So I guess we got to get smarter.
	I mean, public schools seem to be lost.
	If you don't know what continent you're on, how are you going to know that you're in clown world?
	At least we can work to make our homes better, our little communities, our little villages, our families.
	Let's start with building that up.
	And then we can worry about the rest of these fucking morons.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	I never stopped fighting.
	You can never stop it.
	People want the top of the top bed.
	When they talk about rap bed, all of them pop it.
	One in the million of it.

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