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Aug. 12, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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GOML LIVE #161 - FREE BRITNEY 2! (Part 1)

Swamped by new mail and calls, we plow through and try to cover important news like fake Proud Boy implications on this FBI attack and the ridiculous assumption that Britney Spears is a bad mom.

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	Gunshot Gunshot Gunshot Gunshot Gunshot Gunshot Live from New York, it's "Get Off My Lawn" with Gavin McInnes!
	Gunshot Gunshot Gunshot Gunshot Gunshot Born to Run by Bruce Springsteen.
	Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn LIVE!
	So this is the same problem we had last time we had multiple guests, right?
	Yeah, now it's back.
	We lost audio for a second there, folks.
	I have a feeling we're going to be losing it again.
	Right?
	Hello?
	Possible.
	It's possible.
	Do you have that override thing that caused the last problem?
	We're keeping an eye on it, and the last fix has worked again.
	So that's good.
	So we have consistency, at least.
	I'm dubious.
	So that Silk Sauce read, I think we need to redo.
	Well, how much did we lose of it?
	Good question.
	I think the full thing.
	Let's do the full thing.
	Yeah, I just got it back that it's fixed.
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	Now I feel like we're walking on eggshells, Ryan.
	Because this could go at any moment.
	Did we get the introductions to Maddie and I think we visually got them, but let's make sure we verbally got them.
	We have Matty O'Dell.
	In the house.
	Good to see you guys.
	Okay, so I guess I should pull my phone out and have it here for when people text me things are going wrong.
	Because last time this was a problem, we had too many guests and the system got overridden, which is not good.
	The system should be able to handle that.
	And then we got Syl.
	Sylvia's here.
	Do we... we... I had a little bumper because I thought that we would have, you know, multiple female guests here, but I think, you know, Syl is good enough, obviously.
	But, um, would you want to see what it would be like?
	Yeah, every time we ask Sylvia for her opinion, we're gonna go... Hey, ladies!
	Did you know that I never did?
	Hey, ladies!
	And he's a retard.
	He's a retard?
	Is this in a foreign country?
	Israel?
	Here's a dumb question.
	What continent is Israel in?
	Asia.
	Asia, yeah.
	No, it's not in Europe.
	I thought it was Africa.
	It's in the South Bronx.
	You gotta hold the microphone up to your mouth a little more.
	South of the border.
	There we go.
	There are Jews in Mexico.
	I know one.
	A lot of Mexicans in the USA.
	So I was just in the car with Sylvia and she told me that my local bartender secretly hates my guts and thinks I'm a Nazi and the only thing he likes about me is my wallet.
	Oh.
	Yeah.
	That hurts.
	Damn.
	So I thought we should give him a call.
	Sure.
	I'm not your bartender.
	I don't...
	Let's see.
	Can you hear that okay?
	Audio still working?
	Can you tell when the audio's out?
	Yeah, I have a visual thing here that I'm gonna keep my eye on before.
	I had a notification from our tech guy.
	Sylvia, feel free to chime in.
	What?
	During this call.
	Because he's gonna deny it.
	Will he hear her?
	If it's speakerphone and she talks loud enough, then yes.
	All right.
	Dang it.
	I'm just gonna say, dude, you said Proud Boys are Nazis?
	And the only thing, why would he say it to her knowing I'm about to pick her up?
	Yes.
	Like about me is my wallet?
	Question mark?
	We'll see who transpires with that.
	You know how this show goes every week, folks.
	We take calls.
	We check the mailbag.
	We have a live chat, which we got to improve the live chat.
	I want the live chat just to be going up this side of the wall the whole show.
	The fact that you have to keep clicking on it and bring it up, that's retarded amateur hour, don't you think, Ryan?
	Yeah.
	So why don't we do that?
	Why isn't it like other super chats?
	Or it just appears.
	All of those, all the money from the Super Chats, I think we've raised like three grand so far, I'm not sure, goes to Max Hare and John Kinsman who are serving four years for beating up Antifa after they picked a fight.
	They got into a 17 second fight with those fucking rich kid losers here in New York.
	We've tracked down a bunch of them ever since the fight.
	And they're like, they're people who summer, they're trans people who summer in the Netherlands.
	That's the kind of people they are.
	And they picked a fight by throwing bottles of piss at these two proud boys.
	Proud boys kicked the shit out of them.
	Antifa said we don't want to press charges, but the state pressed charges.
	That's a new one.
	I've heard of that with domestic abuse.
	I've never heard of that with street fights.
	But they're serving time for that now, so we want them to have a bunch of money when they get out.
	It won't be crazy.
	We don't read $5 Super Chats out loud, but they appear.
	But the $100 ones, we guarantee they will be read out loud.
	And here's a great shirt that's available on the site now.
	It is.
	What happened in Vegas?
	Question mark.
	I'm kind of impressed, Ryan.
	Thanks, dude.
	Kind of impressed.
	Happy to hear it, and yeah, you can get it on the shop tab of the website.
	Yeah, the print came out really good.
	It's a direct-to-garment print.
	It feels like what I wanted it to, which is a souvenir.
	Like you're in Vegas, you get a souvenir, and they're asking a good question of what the fuck happened in Vegas.
	I love those kind of questions.
	Like the pipe bomb on January 6th.
	Right.
	That got dropped.
	We've got a hundred million hours of video of patriots behaving badly.
	Right.
	But what about and there was a wasn't there a pipe bomb outside the DNC and the GOP headquarters?
	Or what about that weird dude?
	Who was smashing windows that day.
	Remember him?
	Ray Epps looking dude?
	Yeah.
	Who was wearing all black and he had a black umbrella, I think?
	Or maybe not.
	And he was, he was smashing windows of businesses back when everyone was trying to keep it cool.
	Wasn't that on, that wasn't Jan 6, was it?
	Remember that guy?
	I feel like there was a guy that was doing that.
	That was George Floyd.
	During the George Floyd... Look it up!
	Mystery man smashing windows.
	He had the gait of a cop.
	He walked like a cop.
	He acted like a cop.
	All this shit.
	Their shit's always brand new when they're feds.
	Nothing's broken in.
	That's one thing about Antifa.
	You can tell they're authentic because their clothes are completely shredded.
	The denim has so much human skin in it.
	It looks like leather.
	You can't smell a photograph, but you almost can with Antifa.
	But with these feds, it's always a brand new Nazi flag with folds in it and brand new cargoes.
	Yeah, Umbrella Man.
	He was a white supremacist trying to...
	Of course, the Washington Post take is that this Fed is a Nazi.
	But where were they at?
	Minneapolis.
	No, wait, wait, wait.
	May 27th protest after George Floyd's death.
	So this might be a point for the left where they have Feds trying to spark riots, I guess, to make the left look bad.
	But anyway, whatever happened with him?
	Or I just saw Steve Bannon was saying, Hey Ray Epps!
	Remember when you were suggesting everyone storm the Capitol on January 5th?
	And baked Alaska and everyone was going, Fed!
	Fed!
	Fed!
	And then we have footage of you whispering into everyone's ear that day?
	Where's your trial?
	Why aren't you in prison?
	Why didn't the FBI storm your fucking compound?
	Very fishy business.
	It's a different America.
	Yeah.
	So the reason everything is free today is that we have sponsors who pay for it.
	But eventually, between half an hour and an hour in, we go behind the scenes.
	And what the fuck?
	Behind the scenes?
	Behind the paywall.
	Behind the paywall, this glamorous tabloid background is confusing me.
	And then that's just for people who are willing to pay $10 a month to get unlimited content.
	We do two hours a day, every day, at least.
	That's just me.
	We also provide all kinds of other people.
	Jim Gode.
	We've got Josh LaCasse.
	We've got Soph.
	We've got Atheism is Unstoppable.
	Endless.
	I don't think you should watch all our content.
	I'm the only network that says, don't take it all in.
	You need to have a life.
	Maybe you should take it all in if you're a carpenter and you're working on projects all day and it's just on in the background, but to sit down and truly take it in.
	I don't think you should do much more than my show and maybe some Sunday shows.
	Plus, we jam-pack it with so much footage and other shit that to just have it on the background, it's not radio, this is video.
	You'll notice that with Tucker, when you're looking at your phone, you have to constantly pause and go back because you missed something fundamental.
	Did you know Dave Brackey from Gore?
	Yeah, I opened for Gore with my band Leatherass Buttfuck.
	And I think I seduced, almost seduced, the female in the band.
	She invited me back to the tour bus.
	And as I'm sitting on the tour bus, Dave Brackey comes in and he goes, Who the fuck was that shitty opening band?
	Holy shit they sucked!
	And I'm like, guilty as charged.
	Wow.
	Okay, we're trying to iron out the kinks.
	There's definitely some hurdles we've got to get over trying to get better as a band.
	Work in progress.
	Yeah, we're still trying to get there, trying to get to the gore levels.
	It was a drum machine.
	Our band had a drum machine and then two guitarists and me.
	So the sound guy was often very confused and it didn't sound great occasionally.
	You know, I come from a punk rock school and I stand in solidarity with the revolutionaries of the world.
	I'm dedicated to the destruction of the multinational Globo Corporation.
	I'm into bands like MDC, Millions of Dead Cops, you know?
	That's what I came up on.
	It's about making shit and breaking shit.
	That's what I came up on, bands like Black Flag.
	Fucking A!
	It's like everything now... Dude, you can't be normal with that face on.
	You gotta say like, we are for total destruction and annihilation.
	You can't talk about like capital gains tax and various hardcore bands you're influenced by.
	You know what I remember about those dudes?
	They were calling their families.
	They were getting older.
	When we opened for them, it was probably 1992.
	And they'd been around for a while.
	And you could, these bands, when they, after they've gone through their initial honeymoon phase, when they get back to the hotel or even the tour bus, They're just calling their families going, yeah, we're back.
	It went fine.
	I miss you guys like crazy.
	Fuck am I doing here?
	Touring is a young man's game.
	And I remember I got so wasted back at their hotel.
	I wasn't fucking anyone.
	Uh, one of the, this is happens almost every time I go back to a hotel with a band.
	I just remember a roadie picking me up when I'm blackout drunk, taking me in the hallway and just going whoosh.
	And I'm thrown out as a drunken buffoon.
	One time with the strokes, I was being thrown out and I still had my tape recorder on and I could hear myself say the most embarrassing drunken shit.
	I was like, Hey, what are you crazy?
	Get your hands off of me.
	Look at me.
	I can't feel my left arm.
	My hair's all blown out.
	That's what it says on the tape.
	I want to hear that so bad.
	Does that exist?
	I mean, it's on a micro cassette somewhere.
	I bet I have it.
	But I was what had happened was I fell asleep in a weird position.
	So my left arm was flopping around.
	And the reason I was saying my hair's blown out because I was probably like sleeping in a weird position.
	I fell asleep on their stage.
	I was sitting there watching the band.
	I was reporting on it for NME.
	I fell asleep on their stage, but not like way off to the edge, like near Albert Hammond Jr.' 's feet.
	So you're watching a band and there's just a guy asleep on the stage.
	That's kind of metal.
	That's kind of a spectacle.
	It means the person is too old to be reporting on rock and roll.
	It was not Lester Bangs or the dude in that movie who's super young.
	You know that movie where he's following the band around?
	Almost Famous?
	Yeah.
	Again, Young Man's Game.
	Alright.
	Sylvia is looking like a fine piece of ass.
	Will a $500 donation get me any kind of perks with her?
	Perks with the big ass Asian gal in the booth.
	Ryan is not a gal.
	I think the mustache should have made that clear.
	Are you talking about sexual favors with Sylvia for money?
	That's illegal.
	Everything should be free and fun-loving.
	When you attach money to it, it kind of takes the pleasure out of it.
	I agree.
	At that point, it's just like, why not just use a sex doll?
	Yeah.
	Like, she doesn't like you, you don't like her.
	It's sort of like with prostitutes, they want you to wear a condom on your penis.
	And you're like, that's what I'd do if I had to suck a piece of frozen shit if I lost a bet.
	Which we did do right here on this show.
	We sucked off a piece of frozen shit in a condom.
	So, if your penis is to a woman the same as a frozen piece of shit, you guys are not having a sexual exchange.
	Yeah.
	There's some horny-ass viewers today.
	It's almost like going on a trip.
	You're on a train trip, but there needs to be a piece of plexiglass between you at all times.
	Eh, we're not really hanging out. - There's some horny-ass viewers today.
	- It blocks everything.
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	Have you ever done a CBD's Sylvia?
	Do you even know what they are?
	Yeah, of course.
	Have you ever had them gummies?
	No, it didn't really interest me.
	Not even today.
	There's so many natural things that can keep you happy and free-flowing.
	Good question.
	The sun, the rain.
	These are natural though.
	The moon.
	These come from the earth.
	These are natural, but I will agree with Sylvia that they cannot compete with the sun and the rain and the moon.
	No, no, no.
	But once you get over the sun, the rain and the moon, you're looking for more than just, uh, what's the sun?
	Is it a planet?
	It's a star.
	And then the moon, I think is, is that a planet?
	Is that just a fragment of earth or something?
	A moon is a moon, I believe, right?
	Right.
	And then, uh, the rain, that's just excessive condensation in the sky, I guess.
	It's a very difficult condensate!
	Yeah, very much so.
	But besides that, uh, Shell Shock CBD.
	Dude, I've been eating the shit out of these.
	Dude, I had a- I wasn't on CBD, but I usually am.
	I've tried this new thing, not getting shit-faced.
	Wow.
	Yeah.
	Your workout's better in the morning.
	You sleep better, and your dreams are more urgent.
	Well, I should say they exist.
	Like, last night, we were being invaded by aliens.
	I put on this Optimus Prime suit, with the helmet, and then I had these Doc Martin boots with shin pads.
	I was ready to fight the aliens.
	And then my parents fucking went and hid my boots, because they didn't want me fighting the aliens.
	That's an effective way.
	And I'm like, where the fuck are my boots?
	And they go I don't know and I go I need my boots get them back here and one was hidden there one was hidden there So I got them back on and I'm sitting with my gun and one of the aliens They were in a giant traffic jam of spaceships and we were all like poised to fight and one of them turns around on a loudspeaker He goes oh This guy's wearing an Optimus Prime body armor that's made of plastic and And I was like, fuck, it is actually plastic.
	That's like a children's toy.
	And he goes, Optimus Prime killed his nephew and you're wearing his gear?
	I was like, I never really watched Transformers.
	Did he kill his nephew?
	I don't know.
	I've never seen the movie.
	Did you look that up when you woke up?
	I didn't look it up.
	No, I don't.
	If fucking Optimus Prime killed his nephew, then either it's in my subconscious.
	So then after that, I was like, yeah, that alien is right.
	Like, if we're gonna be fighting here, plastic is not gonna cut it.
	So I got plates, and then I have a World War II helmet here in the storage, so I got the helmet on.
	I was like, now we have a bit of a fighting chance.
	Fingers crossed.
	But then, I kept dreaming these wonderful non-alcoholic dreams, and I think I got a message from God.
	So I contacted Nick Fuentes and while I was asleep and just coming to, I was like, I got to contact him the second I wake up.
	This is crucial.
	But then when I got to work in the morning and started typing it out, I was like, this is fucking trippy, very gay and creepy to send to a young man.
	But I thought maybe God was sending me a message in my dreams.
	So I'm going to just plow forward with it anyway.
	Did you contact him?
	Yes.
	Nice.
	No.
	Oh yeah.
	Oh well.
	So here's what I said, and here's what God told me to say in my dreams.
	Are you okay there, Sylvia?
	- Yeah, I'm good.
	I think so. - You're gonna get what?
	I forgot to get her chips.
	God dang it.
	I don't know if we... I know we have tortilla chips, right?
	I don't think we have chips.
	You're hungry?
	When is your sort of cycle as far as food goes?
	Because if I'd known that you were an 8.30 eater, I would have had some Snacker Doodles.
	Anyway, so this is what I sent him.
	I go, Nick, I wrote an article a long time ago called, uh, From Charney to Seagal, Sexual Harassment in the Workplace, or something like that, I forget what it's called.
	Um, in that article I was doing this research about these frivolous lawsuits about sexual harassment.
	Dove Charney went through hell, Steven Seagal almost went through hell, but in both those cases they said, yeah, fuck you, we're not settling.
	Because I talk to a lot of lawyers in LA with actors and stuff, and what they do is they just go, here's 40 grand, please fuck off.
	Like the dude from Bones, you know that crime show Bones?
	He's a hunky guy, and some girl was like, he jerked off in front of me!
	What these people do is they just go, here's 40 grand, I never want to see you again, I never did that, but fuck off.
	The way you get rid of that is you have people fight it, and very few do, but Dove and Seagal did.
	Anyway, the accusation with Seagal was he was sex trafficking.
	He was importing sex slaves, then using them as his personal property.
	And that sounds real bad, so you would pay $40,000 to not have that true about you.
	Steven Seagal goes, I'm not paying shit, let's go to court.
	Because here's the truth.
	This hot Asian chick contacts him.
	She goes, I want to be your assistant.
	He's like, that sounds good.
	I'm shooting a reality show in Louisiana.
	You want to come down and work on the show?
	And she's like, yeah, yeah, but I have no money.
	She's a useless whore.
	She's been on every fucking show.
	She calls herself a lipstick lesbian.
	She's been on a million reality shows.
	Half Vietnamese or something.
	And so he goes, Yeah, come down.
	Okay, I'll pay for your plane ticket.
	Come down here, you can start working here.
	So he pays for her plane ticket, she comes to Louisiana, where he's shooting that show where he's a sheriff, and he's like, he thinks he's Mr. Oriental Ninja Guy, right?
	So he's like, on the set, in front of everyone, he goes, would you like to give, I mean, not a reiki, but want me to give you a fucking jagutsu massage?
	Oh, Jesus.
	And she's like, yes!
	So then he starts doing his stupid shit, right?
	You listening, Sylvia?
	Yeah.
	And she's like, whatever.
	Nothing happens.
	And later on, the PA, all the production people, they notice that all she does is coke.
	So they go, you got to get her out of here, dude.
	I know she's pretty, whatever.
	Get her fucking out of here.
	She's a nightmare.
	So they fire her for being a cokehead.
	She then sues him and says the story is he imports these sex slaves.
	So the sex was the massage.
	And the fact that he paid for her plane ticket means he's human trafficking.
	So this is what my crazy dream made me say to Nick.
	Dude.
	Watch it.
	They're going to get some 16-year-old, because I know you never hire a woman, they're going to get some 16-year-old boy who looks 17, maybe with a beard, he's going to say, I want to work for America first, man.
	Let's get started.
	I'm really eager to get started.
	You're going to pay for his plane ticket.
	He's going to be alone with you in a room and say you grabbed his dick or something.
	It's going to be your word against his.
	The headline is going to be Nick Fuentes pedophile And don't fucking use this as a drop.
	Child sex trafficker.
	That'll be the front page.
	You'll be vindicated, obviously, and your vindication won't even make page 63.
	So, and I, this is going to sound crazy, but I honestly think God put this in my dream to warn Nick.
	I said, don't ever pay for anyone's plane ticket and don't ever be alone in a room with anyone.
	Uh, without cameras.
	Don't trust a fucking soul.
	Trust your mom and your dad, and that's it.
	Don't trust someone that you've been working with at America First for 10 years, because there's massive pressure to take you down, and I've since learned there's FBI agents, one particular woman, totally devoted to destroying him.
	And we've just seen what the FBI does to Trump.
	They've been weaponized.
	So they're looking for not a hole, not for him to like do a bump at a party or like fuck a prostitute.
	They're not looking for that.
	They know they're not going to get that in a nick.
	They're looking for a place where they can frame him.
	And so I thought of that as a semi loophole.
	Never be alone with somebody.
	FBI, you can go ahead and cancel that bearded 16 year old.
	But keep the bacon coming.
	I ordered bacon also.
	Oh, because the FBI gives him bacon as like a payment.
	They pay me bacon.
	What's the deal with Nick?
	Why is he not flying out that 16 year old?
	Doesn't matter.
	Want the bacon.
	Can you believe Sylvia Jim Gaffigan is here?
	No.
	All to believe.
	All to believe that we can get here.
	You wanna know what's funny?
	I'm here.
	You know my cousin who's Ringo Starr's personal assistant?
	Yeah.
	You know who he was an assistant for before that?
	Who?
	Steven Seagal.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	Didn't he get the Ringo Starr job by saying, I don't really like the Beatles?
	He's like, I know fuck all about the Beatles.
	And Ringo was like, good.
	That's why I'm hiring you.
	Good.
	I'm the best one, by the way.
	Peace and love.
	Clarence Clemens, the saxophone player from the Beach Street Band.
	And then he went to Steven Seagal and then to Ringo Starr.
	Clarence Clemens.
	Did you see us talking about Obama and Springsteen talking about Clarence Clemens?
	No.
	It's on their stupid fucking podcast that I want the FBI to invade.
	And Obama's like, you had a black man on the stage.
	And there were young people in the audience, New Jersey, they're screaming and yelling.
	And these are the same guys.
	If he was at their local bar, they'd be calling him nigger.
	No way.
	Yeah.
	And the worst part was the boss was like, yep, that's a thing.
	That's that's the way the world was.
	Dude, if Clarence Clemens showed up to a fucking Klan rally, they'd be like, this guy's pretty cool.
	He's one of the good ones.
	You know who hated Clarence Clemens?
	Zero people on earth.
	He's probably the most loved person to ever be born.
	No one disliked Clarence fucking Clemens.
	What?
	The saxophone player.
	Oh, by the way, that's why I played that.
	Born to Run thing because I was in the car on the way when I went to pick up Sylvia and I was remembering doing a lot of nose beers back in the early aughts after moving to New York.
	I was with my friend Sharky and we would take his beat-up Honda Civic, I think, to strip clubs.
	In Long Island City, in Queens, Foxes was big back then.
	Circles was a big one, but Foxes was like disgusting Puerto Ricans with long tits, which was my cup of tea back then.
	Circles was more his vibe, and it was Polacks.
	And my problem with Russian strippers is... Oh, they're Greenpoint?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, yeah, and Greenpoint.
	My problem with Russians is, like, you don't know if they're sex slaves.
	They smell like onions.
	I'm telling you, all Russian strippers I ever came across smell like onions.
	Really?
	I don't know if it's their body odor or they're just fucking rubbing onions over them.
	Like with Puerto Ricans, they're in their element.
	They're from this culture.
	And when I say this culture, I don't mean America.
	I mean like that part of Queens or Brooklyn.
	Like they're from 20 minutes away.
	Yeah.
	When someone is from the turd world, and I include the Soviet Union and fucking Eastern Europe with that, Russia, um, I'm like, I don't know how you got here.
	I don't know if you're paying off a debt to some fucking Russian coyote.
	That's depressing to me.
	Now you're a slave.
	Call me politically correct, but sex slavery is not a turn-on to me.
	I used to date a Russian stripper from Brighton Beach.
	She lived on Brighton 4.
	I would take her from the strip club.
	She would come voluntarily, but then I would get calls from the strip club, like, Matty, you gotta bring her back.
	They'd call asking about her.
	Now that's the million dollar question like how much did they own her?
	Yeah.
	Is this McDonald's saying bring back our top manager or is this fucking gangsters saying that's our property you're overusing it?
	Yeah but um yeah she goes oh she goes I found out about you you're a bandit she used to call me a bandit I was cracking up so then uh she ended up marrying some major league baseball player and having a kid with him so.
	Oh good.
	She obviously got out of it.
	That means she's relatively westernized.
	Oh, by the way, the bartender also casted aspersions on you.
	Uh, Clarence... Clarence Thomas is a... he's a... Obama.
	Okay, he responded.
	She's crazy.
	Sylvia, you're crazy, Sylvia.
	No fucking way.
	You gotta pick up the microphone there, Syl.
	I'd expect you to know better.
	Now he's mad at me, which is a good tactic if you get caught gossiping.
	You're like, fuck you for thinking that would be true.
	Or my other tactic is, yeah, I did say that, you are a fat pig.
	Get in shape.
	You've hurt me today.
	She brought up money, he cut my pay in half, said it's because he got dropped on social media.
	He's a... I didn't say that, but... And then he said, he's a fair guy, if you're worth a hundred, you'll get a hundred.
	As far as Proud Boys go, she brought up you're their founder.
	I said, it was good he distanced himself, so he didn't have to deal with Jansex, J6 bullshit.
	But what about you said that he said that the Proud Boys are anti-semitic?
	You gotta pick up the mic there, so.
	You need the mic.
	You basically are a white terrorist who promotes hatred and discord.
	Yeah, can you hear me?
	Yeah, I can hear you.
	Oh, he hung up on you.
	You know if Clarence Clemmons went into that bar, you know what they'd call him.
	Jimmy!
	Hey, can you hear me?
	They'd call him a spook.
	He's also the bartender from Withnail and I. Hello?
	I think he hung up on you.
	They would call Pete Seeger a faggot after he went to the bar.
	Yeah.
	These same people that would go to a Prince concert, they'd be trying to lynch his brother for being a negro.
	You know, James Brown, when he was, he got a hernia.
	And they had him, you know, they put a cape around him and dragged him off stage.
	People in the crowd were yelling, I hope he broke his balls.
	Most of these wiggers, they only pretend to like rap so they can entrap the rapper and then beat him like Emmett Till.
	They call Lil Wayne a spade.
	I don't know if you know, a lot of folks, they call him a Jigaboo.
	So the reason I play that song though is, I keep meaning to get to this, so we're nose-bearing it up, and nose-bearing it up when you're like 29.
	And you just moved to New York City.
	Full out.
	And you're going to strip clubs, but, like, strip clubs in Montreal are great, but they're kind of too great.
	Like, it's a very sex-positive town, so the girls there are not damaged.
	And they're all naked.
	They're all naked, and it's sex-positive, and they don't have tattoos, and they don't have three kids, and their tits don't hang to their ankles.
	They're not French-Canadians.
	They're French-Canadians, and it's a French culture, so it's like, it's like Le Casual Fall.
	Like, it's Pigalle.
	It's just like, doo-doo-doo, we are sexy ladies, and you're like, ah, this is too nice.
	I need some degradation.
	Then you come to New York, and they're like, selling you coke.
	FTB, Bryce Reagan, thanks.
	FTB.
	For the boys, I think.
	Oh, for the boys, nice.
	So I'm loving that.
	I'm happy we moved to New York.
	I wasn't making any money in Montreal.
	After we moved down here, I was making tons of money.
	Nose beers are fucking going crazy.
	And there's one of my favorite sayings from Cormac McCarthy, the guy who did The Road.
	He said, there's no joy at the tavern as great as the road thereto.
	And the drive like over the bridge to Fox's in some shitty part off like the BQE.
	I forget where it was.
	It was like by a graveyard.
	Yeah, that's one of the largest.
	It's right by Maurice Avenue.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Not Circles, but Foxes.
	Yeah, yeah.
	They were close to each other.
	Yeah, yeah.
	That fucking cemetery's huge.
	That goes on forever.
	Huge.
	I think every dead person in the world is there.
	Yeah, but that's Maurice Avenue you get off.
	We'd be driving there from like the hipster part of Williamsburg, Brooklyn, to go to there, blaring this song, and the breakdown with that, 1, 2, 3, you gotta play this, Ryan.
	Because I was hearing it in the car and I was like, this is one of the greatest moments of my life.
	And the strip club was fine that was fun and you know the hipster bars we were at before while we were getting the nose beers that was fine and that was fun and we were talking to people and everything but the fucking like hitting the bridge so hard that the wheels come off and then this song is playing and we're screaming it holding on to the dash possibly with nose beers on the dash.
	Dude!
	What a fucking great time.
	What's the name of the song again?
	Born to Run.
	The opening song, you tard!
	I know that song very well.
	No wonder you ruined the fucking country.
	You can't even remember a song from 42 minutes ago.
	I can tell you who the saxophone player is though.
	We got the windows down, it's kind of cold out.
	The woes are going out the window like, "Whoa!" And here's another thing.
	Because of being alternative from 1988 to 1999, I hadn't really checked out Bruce Springsteen.
	We were like too cool for mainstream rock.
	So he introduced me to all these crazy bands.
	Oh, there's the N-word.
	Like Rolling Stones and Bruce Springsteen and you know.
	Popular rock bands.
	The Who?
	I guess I knew about The Who because of the mod thing.
	You know, people would go around saying they're called New Springsteen because they wanted to hang them so bad.
	I saw him in Jersey with the same guy.
	He kind of wrecked the show by pointing his bottom to the audience and going like this.
	Ew.
	As all the women scream their fucking heads off.
	Jimmy said he tried to call you.
	Oh.
	Yeah, he did.
	Eighty times.
	Oh.
	Okay, we'll get to Jimmy in a sec.
	But...
	He's got a couple songs like this, Like, with the Record Company, just gave me a big advance.
	Rosalita.
	Yeah.
	Okay, now he's calling me a hundred times.
	Sylvia, you've opened a Pandora's box.
	Okay, here it is.
	beautiful all the anticipation Whoa, look at that crowd!
	It looks like grass.
	It's wheat.
	A lot of people there.
	He's like, what the fuck?
	Is that Adam?
	That's a lot of fucking people.
	Is that Adam Sanders?
	Oh, hey, I guess you want to hear me play a couple of songs?
	- Oh, that's a long trip.
	Anyway, that doesn't do it justice.
	Of course it doesn't do it justice.
	Alright, look.
	He's calling and calling now.
	Sylvia.
	Yes?
	Oh, now he's calling from the bar.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Oh, really?
	Can you hear that okay?
	Mr. McGinnis.
	Jimmy, I thought we were friends.
	Dude, she's crazy.
	Did you say the Proud Boys are anti-Semitic?
	Am I in here?
	Maybe.
	Don't you have to tell me that?
	Nah, not in New York.
	It's a one-party consent statement.
	Okay, well, I don't care if I am.
	That's not what I said.
	What I said was... You read the text.
	What I said was...
	But you know they're not anti-semitic, right?
	She brought up that you were their father.
	And I was like, well, he's not really associated with me anymore.
	And with everything that's going on now, that's probably good for him.
	But you know they're not anti-Semitic, right?
	Come on now, dawg.
	There's Proud Boys Israel.
	There's plenty of Jews in every chapter, especially in New York.
	Yeah!
	Oh!
	But do you think that they're anti-semitic?
	Do you think that they're racist?
	can't be racist.
	Yeah.
	What's the matter with that?
	Look, I don't know anything about them, positive or negative, so I don't judge.
	But do you think that they're anti-Semitic?
	Uh, I don't know.
	I really don't know.
	I don't know.
	Come on, man.
	Do you think that they're racist?
	No.
	Okay.
	So they might hate Jews.
	Uh, well, I don't know.
	You know a lot more about it than me, so is it?
	I don't know.
	What about the chapter in Israel?
	Isn't that a deal breaker?
	But isn't that like I hate that whole I have tons of black friends.
	I'm not racist.
	That sounds like a legitimate defense to me.
	I hate it, but it's legitimate.
	How can you hate black people if you have tons of black friends?
	Surely your hatred doesn't run very deep.
	You can be prejudiced against a group of people, but have certain ones you like.
	Yeah, he's black, but he's my boy.
	Yeah, but then your hatred doesn't go very deep.
	In fact, it's at an irrelevant level.
	Well, I would hope it doesn't go deep.
	Why are you racist?
	Why am I racist?
	Not you.
	Why is anybody?
	I don't think anyone is.
	I think the whole thing is a myth.
	I think that, uh... That's fine.
	What?
	That's fine with me.
	We can go with that.
	Okay, let's go with that.
	Thanks for coming on the show.
	Alright, brother.
	We're in an impasse here, Sylvia.
	He says that you're lying.
	Where would I get these things from?
	How would I know he did it 11 years?
	Oh yeah, we forgot to look in that.
	musique Thank you.
	Thank you.
	Wow, I lost vision there.
	Just so you know, he has no respect for you or your beliefs.
	And when you say you, you mean Maddie and I or just me?
	- Probably you. - Hey Matty.
	Who, me? - Hey, you know what I wanted to cover before we get into like mail bags and stuff?
	Have you seen this shit about Britney Spears that Kevin Federline put out about what a psychotic bitch she is?
	She's nuts.
	I follow her on Instagram.
	- Instagram. - Yeah, but the least nutty she is, is her mothering.
	So he puts up these, by the way, she's been paying his way, you know, buying his weed. - Since he dropped hot ones in her. - Since he dropped hot ones in her. - Yeah.
	- And he exposed her, quotation marks, for the horrible mother she is.
	And I'm watching these, I'm ready for like, you always wanted to be me.
	You'll never be a rock star.
	You want to cut out mommy's heart?
	Snip, snip, snip.
	Fuck you, you little faggot.
	You know, like my mother would do when she was drunk.
	And Kevin Federline put out these videos that they all recorded of her being a mom, and I'm watching it going, yeah, this is a mom.
	Being a normal mom.
	And I'm also comparing it to my mom, and I assume your mom, Matty.
	Oof.
	She and Mike Frost married.
	I told you the time I told her to fuck off.
	No, I said, fuck you.
	And she took a chair at my college and threw it a football field long and said, no, fuck you!
	And it soared for two miles in the air as Asians that were in the extra study room went, I remember one time she was speaking their language when it fell.
	They were like, wow.
	They're like, my mother's a what?
	My mother was a corporal punishment boy.
	Oh my god.
	I remember one time she was beating me.
	But I was now 14 and I had the reflexes of fucking Peter Parker.
	Yeah.
	So I was just like... Blocking everyone.
	And then eventually after like 300 hits I just held her wrists.
	Yeah.
	And she goes, Ow!
	You're hunting me!
	My mother would hit you and hurt herself hitting you.
	And then she would find something to hit you with.
	So she wouldn't hurt her hand.
	Yeah.
	And the last thing, like how many times on this show have we sat down and went like, Our mothers were fucking horribly abusive.
	It was a nightmare of a childhood.
	It wouldn't even occur to you to say.
	I love her to death.
	Do you remember what they told you stories about when they were kids in Scotland and went to school?
	What the teachers would do?
	Oh my god.
	Oh yeah, they'd wallop you.
	They'd give you the cane on the- They'd cut a nine-tail, the rulers, everything.
	Yeah.
	And if you moved, it was ten times worse.
	Shit.
	They got it on the knuckles with a ruler if they were left-handed.
	Oh yeah.
	That's the devil's work.
	Like I said, my mother went to Scotland Street School.
	They made it into a museum now, but they were brutal.
	Brutal?
	So this is supposed to be the worst mom ever, and this is a scandalous example of a mother abusing her bratty, fucking, spoiled kids.
	Have you lost your fucking mind?
	Have you lost your fucking mind?
	I do care, but I'm shocked as fuck with you.
	And I don't know what to do.
	And I'm scared of you because you're weird.
	I'm scared of you because you're weird.
	I'm shocked.
	That's her talking to her kids.
	Oh yeah.
	So if her kid did something normal, Like he was drawing a picture and it was maybe the devil or something, well then she's a psycho bitch.
	Let's see what he did that made her freaked out by him.
	Going through puberty, I don't know what to say, but I do care more than you know.
	But don't be, my little body can't handle all of that.
	There's like sometimes I just don't even know what to say with you.
	I was in shock and I do care.
	This is my mother, sober as a judge.
	That's abuse.
	So that's weird.
	Stop.
	Whoa, what?
	So he's being punished for something.
	- So when I look down, and Jayden, how are you so cool about that? - That's abuse.
	- Your brother, being with Bear, his big feet, size 13 now?
	- Well, he's my brother.
	- All the more.
	- Exposed?
	His feet, your blood, and I-- - So that's weird, stop.
	- Whoa, what? - So he's being punished for something, I'm about to tell you what he did.
	But the other brother is like, I'm standing up for him.
	If I'm giving one of my kids shit, the other two are like, yeah, right.
	Because if you chimed in, you were next.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I don't want to die.
	So they would just be like, sucks to be you, dude.
	The last thing they do is be like, why are you taking his fucking phone?
	Yeah.
	What are you, stupid?
	You just lost your phone, motherfucker.
	It's like Bender in Breakfast Club.
	I got you for two weeks!
	Go for another one.
	You want more?
	You just got another two weeks!
	Usually I'm familiar with the opposite, where the other kids are like, I actually tried to stop him, Mom.
	He's my brother!
	Luckily my kids aren't, the pendulum hasn't swung that way either, but yeah, there's plenty of snitches out there.
	Mom, I was going to tell you, but... He did it actually worse than what you saw!
	He's a fucking dick, Mom!
	He's wearing a size 13!
	So you'll soon see why size 13 is relevant and why it's weird and why this little tiny woman She's probably five feet tall is freaked out and is grasping at straws for discipline.
	So she took a phone What you gonna do beat him up if you got size 13 feet you're fucking six five Alaska weather don't you think that's a little odd?
	Uh, yeah, I think your phone should be gone.
	Uh, okay.
	Yeah, for a very long time.
	Uh, yeah, for not wearing shoes.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, yeah.
	My phone's just gonna be taken away forever, because you know what, Jayden?
	Mom decides to take it away for me not wearing shoes.
	Jayden?
	Mm-hmm?
	That's hilarious.
	What are these kids?
	How are they talking to their mother like that?
	I don't talk to a KFC cashier like that.
	I told you this story where I was listening to Billy Bragginview in the car and my dad goes, turn that shite off.
	And I go, hey, I was listening to that.
	He goes, oh, he's an asshole.
	- Talking to their mother like that. - My jaw would be on the floor, it would be broken. - I don't talk to a KFC cashier like that. - I told you this story where I was listening to Billy Bragan for you in the car and my dad goes, "Turn that shite off." And I go, "Hey, I was listening to that." He goes, "Oh, he's an asshole." I go, "You're an asshole." We're in the gravel. - I'm out.
	Standing by the side of the highway.
	They're back on.
	I gotta cross like 60 lanes of highway.
	Walk through four farmer's fields.
	On the QEW.
	Eventually end up at a shopping mall.
	Try to figure out the maps for the buses.
	And get home that fucking way.
	This is pre-Uber.
	These kids have no idea.
	I think we've passed the part where what happened happened.
	He had no shoes on.
	They're in Alaska.
	It's fucking freezing out.
	Snow is everywhere and this galoop walks, clomps into the store through the snow, stands there with his giant fucking blue feet standing in a store and she's like, what the fuck are you doing?
	You're weird.
	Yeah.
	I have to do some kind of punishment, because that's not bad.
	It's not immoral.
	You didn't rape anyone.
	But walking around bare feet in the snow, it's disturbing.
	It makes me think you have... And by the way, I've had mental health issues.
	This is Brittany talking, not me.
	And I'm worried about that with you guys.
	I'm worried I passed it on.
	So when you act fucking crazy and walk around With barefoot in Alaska at midnight.
	And then when my other son is being insubordinate while I'm trying to discuss how weird this is, and now I'm the bitch.
	He wanted to do with two first.
	No!
	That's what he said.
	The answer's no.
	Yeah.
	You cannot be barefoot in Alaska.
	In the winter.
	You cannot be naked and afraid when we go to 7-Eleven to get Slurpees.
	In that age, you should know better.
	You're not a boy, but you're not yet a man.
	Yeah, this is an example, and it's funny seeing, because he put it out there, and you can tell what class of person someone is, or at least what class they grew up in by the reactions, because the upper class, middle class people are like, that's fucking insane, what a bitch.
	And then everyone below 50 grand a year is like, what?
	They're lucky they got away with this.
	I would have had my tan hided to death.
	It wouldn't have been so much for wearing those shoes, it would have been for talking back.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Well, keep going, because it gets more talky-backy.
	You just care about yourself because you won't let us speak one word anymore.
	You won't let us go anywhere we want to go.
	I want to hear what you have to say.
	I'm listening.
	Well, I forget because you interrupt me and then I forgot what I'm going to say.
	What a bitch.
	You hear that?
	You don't let me say, you don't let us get one word in.
	Okay, what do you have to say?
	I forgot.
	I'll have none of your shit done.
	Because you're a bitch mom and you make me forget what I was going to say.
	Anyway, I want to be barefoot at 7-Eleven.
	Kids do not have rights.
	Sorry.
	Sorry, I always say this to my kids.
	It's not a democracy, it's a benevolent dictatorship.
	You make it less benevolent every time you open that fucking yap of yours!
	Skate?
	Is that what you're doing?
	No, I don't know how and I didn't want to go to that place.
	Wait, what are you saying?
	That's how life is.
	Do you want to skate?
	Is that what you're doing?
	No, I don't know how and I didn't want to go to that place and would never agree to it.
	I mean, ice skating, baby, is easier than roller skating.
	Baby.
	So here she's talking about how he didn't want to try ice skating because he thinks it's too hard and she's like it's actually not harder than roller skating.
	Roller skating, one of them is easier.
	She's trying to help him try out a thing that he doesn't want to try out.
	That fucking bitch.
	She's making it fun again to be like, hey, let's get over this.
	Free Britney.
	Is this the same clip?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	So she's already over the insubordination and the barefoot thing, and she's trying to smooth it over, which I think is way too nice.
	She's doing great.
	This is great mom stuff.
	I think it's too nice.
	Yeah.
	This is my problem with it.
	Hit him, baby, one more time.
	That is smooth on ice.
	Ice is like smooth like your skateboard.
	Actually, skateboarding is way...
	What a chill ass mom.
	She maybe has a bit of a wine buzz there, maybe.
	But like, I've seen wine buzzes on my mom that could be in the Guinness Book of World Records.
	There would have been no ice skating.
	We would have been in the car, turned around, going back home.
	Oh, I'd have no feet.
	And then the brutality would have started.
	I'd get, you want bare feet at 7-Eleven?
	Here we go!
	Don't make me throw all your shoes away.
	She would leave my bare feet that she cut off at 7-Eleven and then I'd have stubs for the rest of my life.
	What's the other one though?
	I love how...
	The news, these, not that this is the news, but you know what I mean?
	When there's a pop culture item, it ends up saying so much about the people taking it in.
	And that's not, that wasn't the goal.
	This was supposed to make you go, what a scandalous bitch.
	And now we're like, what's the matter with America?
	That was a California beating we just saw right there.
	Oh, this is a good one.
	I like this one.
	I'm glad you...
	By the way, they just cut out all the escalation.
	All the back talk that would cause her to have this volume.
	We don't know why she's there.
	- Come in here, and we're trying to go to bed, and then you just go and you say-- - It's my house if I forget something that I-- - This is my house.
	If I wanna come in here and give you lotion for your face, 'cause it is cold.
	- By the way, they just cut out all the escalation, all the back talk that would cause her to have this-- - We don't know why she's there.
	- All right. - And all you tell me, no, it's fine, it's fine.
	No, it's not fine.
	You all better start respecting me.
	Are we clear?
	Yeah.
	And when Robin calls and you're all, you're all, even Robin's a fucking kid.
	She goes, what have you been doing to your kids?
	You're all, you all need to start treating me like a woman with worth.
	I am a woman.
	Okay.
	Be nice to me.
	Do you understand?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, she is.
	That's a Southern mom.
	Yeah, I felt like going.
	Yeah, I understand.
	Yes.
	She's in his room.
	They go, your boobs poking out or some shit.
	Like, sorry, I'm not wearing a gown when I come into your room late at night, but he's got coarse skin.
	So she has lotion for his face.
	Oh.
	There's nothing wrong with any of that.
	Free Britney.
	She's free now.
	No more conservatorship.
	Yes.
	Thank God.
	God bless her cotton socks.
	Britney is free, guys.
	She is a woman.
	That's right.
	Respect her.
	And be nicer.
	Yeah, you can tell that they double team her.
	They just dogpile on her.
	See, that Kevin Federline is just sitting there smoking Britney's weed.
	He's like, your mom's a fucking bitch, dude.
	Getting fatter and fatter.
	He's a fucking backup dancer that she boned backstage and he dropped some loads in her.
	He's like, this weed sucks, by the way.
	What a bitch.
	Look at, what the fuck is that?
	Your mom's a bitch.
	What is that?
	I don't have a double chin.
	I have a beard and then a neck and a weird line.
	Damn.
	Poor girl.
	But she's, she puts out like a daily dance video on Instagram.
	Oh.
	Is she damaged now?
	Like, I'm, I, let me be clear.
	I'm not necessarily advocating everything that Britney Spears has ever done.
	No.
	I have not, I don't keep abreast of her.
	Me neither.
	But, uh, those examples are fucking ridiculous.
	And if you think that is child abuse, then you are a spoiled fucking brat.
	There you go.
	Damn, this is the daily.
	Look at the jump cuts.
	Okay, that is fucking weird.
	Yeah, she's weirdo.
	She had one like the garage gym.
	There it is.
	She was the OG pop star hottie though.
	Can't take that away.
	No, that's pretty impressive.
	That's the garage gym.
	That's a sweaty crotch, sorry.
	Yeah.
	That looks like me after boxing.
	I would like to dry that out with my facial blow dryer.
	Yeah.
	My mustache could take in some of that moisture.
	You just go... No, I would go... Oh, you would zamboni it?
	Sylvia, did you ever disrespect your mom?
	My mother?
	I didn't get along with her.
	Did you ever say, fuck you mom?
	No, I never said that to her.
	Never.
	I just kind of ignored her.
	It's like Slick Rick says, don't be a dumb dummy and disrespect your mommy.
	Yep, true.
	Slick Rick the ruler.
	Slick Ricky D, MC Ricky D the ruler.
	Uh, alright, let's open up the phones.
	Yes.
	Take a couple calls.
	Of course.
	And then, uh, fuckin'... God, we got a million people sending in emails about Britney.
	One million people!
	Holy crap.
	I checked.
	I cleaned out the mail bag at like noon today.
	And it is bursting at the seams.
	Should we put a little bump?
	Which bump?
	Thanks for calling?
	Let's do... Ryan, shut up.
	You don't have a dad.
	The old mail baggage.
	Righty then.
	Oops.
	Whoopsie.
	That's not... Holy fuck, there's a hundred.
	They're on fire tonight.
	I guess they think they're gonna get red if they do.
	Let me touch it.
	Alright, uh, this guy emails us about a hundred times a day.
	Does his name start with a J?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	Gavin Maddy.
	Somehow Ryan's mom is not mentioning this, probably because she abandoned you shortly after your dad did.
	That is not true.
	Well, 14 years after your dad.
	That is also not true.
	She moved, gave me the option to move with her to Lake Carmel, and I did not want to because I was in high school.
	But she was very close, and I mean, I don't need my mom or you around.
	Usually the kids don't get an option.
	Yeah, I got the option.
	You're abandoned.
	See, why did I read that?
	Gavin Maddy, this never would happen with my ma, you cunt.
	She would tell you where to go.
	You're not wanting to wear shoes, you ungrateful wee bastard.
	I was off to school.
	If you asked for something to eat, she would say, fuck.
	Folk who don't go to school can't have stuff to eat.
	See, why did I read that?
	Why am I reading letters that...
	Hey, Gabman and Fagboy, I've been seeing this hot chick for a few months.
	She's cool as shit and I'm into her for a lot of reasons, but she used to be fat.
	Like over 200 pounds fat.
	Are you listening to this, Sylvia?
	Yeah, I'm listening.
	She was fat most of her life until around a year ago and she has some obese family members.
	If things progress between us, how concerned should I be about her getting too comfortable and blowing up again?
	How could I try to prevent that or address if she starts to plump up?
	But she's my lover girl.
	My lover girl.
	And she never gonna bump up.
	Cause she's my lover girl.
	Well obviously she had a concern about her image.
	And I love her when you bump up.
	It's a Tipper Iris song.
	And lost all the weight.
	If you allow me one other thing, this chick is into the Red Scare podcast, you know about it, do you have any thoughts?
	It's geared towards young broads and fags who are making conservative ideas like Catholicism and Alex Jones cool to that young crowd.
	They're a godsend for dudes like me who get bonus for artistic hip broads, but can't always bring myself to lie about what I think.
	Uh, this is a coin toss.
	The odds are one in two she gets fat again.
	Yeah.
	I would say if that's a deal breaker for you, like you're super anti-fat, don't risk it.
	One and two are not great odds.
	But, I don't know.
	But it's obviously now, at this point in time in her life, that she's conscious about her image and weight.
	If she's lost all the weight.
	Yeah, Matty's fat.
	I still love him.
	I'm husky.
	I'm big boned.
	Matty's big boned.
	This is ancient news, but I'll read it anyway.
	I recently graduated from HBCU.
	Historically Black College or University.
	I hate to sound racist, but I'm... Oh, wait a minute.
	We didn't ask Sylvia.
	Sylvia, what do you think of that guy?
	His girlfriend used to be fat.
	He's worried she's gonna get fat again.
	You gotta hold the mic to your mouth a little more.
	No, even closer.
	You gotta really like blow it.
	I know you Jews don't like blowing.
	If he really cares about her, her weight should never be an issue.
	You gotta, when you love someone, you gotta accept them the way they are, not the way you want them to be.
	There we go.
	The voice of reason.
	I don't know historically black colleges well, but I'm willing to guess that the level of education is a fucking joke.
	And I remember Naomi Schaefer Riley, she was fired from an academic journal for analyzing a bunch of black PhDs.
	And she goes, her husband's black, by the way, Jason Reilly, so I guess she thought she could get away with it.
	But she's like, every fucking PhD is about racism and oppression and how horrible it's been for that person and slavery.
	Like, can't they do one PhD on the Great Depression or the Civil War or something?
	Speaking of the Civil War by the way when I was in the south I'm watching a documentary in the hotel about the Civil War and All the white guys are like well the problem with the Battle of Gettysburg was it was on a hill So they had to shoot down and that was their kind of contribution That's not an actual thing, but you know what I mean, and then every time a black guy came on He was like They, the white soldiers, hated the black soldiers, even though they were on the same team, because they were all racists.
	And you're like, okay, that might even be true, I don't fucking know, but... Can a black historian just be a black historian?
	Just be a historian.
	Yeah.
	Why does your angle always... Why do you always have to be the black fucking guy?
	Tell me about, like, the quality of food back then, or their shirts.
	The cotton was really stiff, it was really painful, they got hot, some of them died of heat exhaustion.
	No, it's gotta be slavery!
	So I'm guessing that black colleges are the same.
	It's just fucking... Let me take this history of oranges and make it all about slaves picking oranges and racist orange eaters.
	Someone's sending us a Spotify link, like we all can get onto Spotify.
	Our daughters... My daughter uses my Spotify account, so every time you send me a Spotify link, I can't open it.
	I got it here.
	It's this one.
	Did you know some men blow dry their toes?
	Well, this guy sent this a few times.
	But there's no clip.
	He should... I'm just supposed to listen to that for an hour?
	It's only an hour and 23.
	Yeah, let's sit here for an hour and 23 minutes, you fucking idiot.
	Did you know some men blow dry their toes?
	So that's, that was a hundred dollar one, so we'll read it.
	But what is he bringing that for?
	This guy sent this email about ten times, by the way.
	He says that, um, Ryan, you've gotten better over the years, but you should still try your best.
	Okay.
	Thanks, shithead.
	You're lucky you spent a hundred bucks.
	So this, uh, the girl's Instagram post is causing a lot of controversy, uh, because she took nude photos on campus.
	The caption really makes the photo.
	Also, she made a follow-up post to address the thousands of quote-unquote haters in the comments.
	A lot of people want her degree taken away.
	What?
	Bullshit.
	So, that's a picture she did.
	What's this?
	Turn it up.
	I've been dressed to suit me.
	But other than that, you have made me proud.
	I'm proud of you, really.
	Thank you so much.
	We're very, very proud of you.
	Aw, thank you so much.
	Well, I'm so proud of you.
	So proud of you for being a dumb whore.
	I ain't never heard you say that was, uh, passes down a deep, deep, a deep, deep, a deep, I'm just happy for you.
	Deep bop, a deep bop, a deep bop.
	This guy says the audio was out for the entire episode until the end of the hot sauce ad.
	So no intro, nothing.
	Somebody, tech-wise, said after we introduce Maddie, right after that point.
	Okay.
	Gavin's either too cheap to buy better equipment or Ryan is fucking up.
	Could be somewhere in between.
	Someone wants to see behind the scenes.
	That's boring.
	Someone finds Brooke Goldstein attractive.
	That's nice.
	Alright, I'm no longer reading letters.
	We got lots of calls.
	Yeah, let's take some calls.
	I get annoyed when I see shitty emails.
	We got $100.
	Would you rather Britney Spears crazy ass in her prime or Demi Lovato's crazy ass?
	I have a disappointing answer to this.
	It's Demi Lovato.
	Even though I know Britney Spears is a higher quality person, but I'm into brunettes over blondes, so I'm giving you an answer that you should be disappointed in.
	I'd say Britney, because Demi Lovato doesn't know if she's a woman or not.
	That's true.
	Yeah, what if she switches it up?
	They're both nuts, in a way.
	Yeah.
	Although, Demi's back.
	Yeah, she just changed her pronouns again.
	Wait, from she-her?
	Back to she-her.
	Alright, so she's back.
	We had a rocky road there with some they-thems.
	They are back.
	For about a year.
	For now.
	What did she say?
	She was pansexual or some shit?
	Oh Jesus.
	Pansexual.
	Does that mean I come home and you're fucking some dude?
	That's a no.
	Mic's on, fellas.
	Mic's on.
	Oh, sorry.
	Mic's on.
	And we got, speaking of mic, we don't have mic online.
	We have 360.
	Go ahead there, 360.
	What's up, 360?
	Hey, Gavin, Matty, Ryguy.
	What's happening?
	Hey, what's up?
	Hey, long time listener, first time caller, brother.
	Let's see here, calling from Washington, Seattle.
	Okay, let's get to the point.
	Sylvia, what do you think of this call so far?
	I find it fascinating.
	What do you guys think of the Fundamental Attribution Era?
	The Fundamental Attribution Era?
	I think it's awesome.
	Kinda epic.
	Kinda epic.
	It is awesome.
	So you know what that is, the fundamental attribution error?
	Of course I do.
	It refers to an individual's tendency to attribute another's actions to their character or personality while attributing their behavior to external situational factors outside their control.
	I'm just guessing here.
	That's pretty impressive.
	So that's a tendency.
	What people do is they have a tendency to attribute other people's behavior to that other person's personality.
	They have a tendency to attribute their own behavior to circumstantial factors.
	Circumstances.
	So it's like a hypocrisy, you know.
	So I know you guys don't necessarily get real philosophical there, but I appreciate your level-headedness and it's good to talk to you.
	So wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
	Give us an example.
	So I say like, Britney Spears is nuts because she's a crazy bitch.
	And then when I do something crazy, I go, well, that's because I was beaten as a child.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Or white people attack us because they're racist and then we attack people because we're hurt.
	We tend to think about personality when we're judging other people and we tend to think about circumstances when we're judging ourselves.
	So where do you stand with nature or nurture?
	What percentage of our personalities are nature and what percentage is nurture?
	Oh boy, that's a good question, you know.
	Hey, that's the $6,000 question, you know.
	The answer is 95-5, nature over nurture.
	Okay, yeah.
	I would go for that, you know, maybe.
	Alright, bye.
	Thanks for calling.
	Thanks for calling.
	I've got a Sylvia question here.
	I don't know if you're interested, but...
	Sylvia, please share her makeup routine.
	Who's her blush guy?
	What's her lipstick cue?
	I think nurturing is very important.
	And whoever receives the nurturing is okay, too.
	That's the makeup routine, folks.
	It revolves and evolves.
	It works both ways.
	It revolves and evolves.
	Yes.
	Cyclic.
	So Sephora, take note.
	Yeah.
	Can you guys hear me?
	Yeah, we can hear you.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	I always feel like I'm getting a direct line and question to Jesus Christ himself when I'm on here.
	Like I'm going to fumble the bat.
	But anyway, Gavin, so I hear you talk a lot about guys getting married early.
	But man, I'm 21 years old.
	I'd say I'm maybe like a seven and a half, eight, six foot two.
	Man, women, at least I live in Southern California, it's bad, man.
	Like, I understand where you're coming from, and I think you're 95% right on how men need to approach young women, but there's something that you don't know about these women, man.
	They are so slutty.
	They are so low quality.
	I just, like, I'm giving up at this point, man.
	Like, your mind would be blown if you got to experience the utter I don't know what the word is for it.
	Depravity.
	I think, dude, it's just fucking a nightmare.
	And it's like, these women, and here's the problem, Gavin, and I think you'll agree with this, is that back in the day, people didn't have access to every fucking woman they want.
	Women go on social media, there's a 7, an 8, a 9, not a 10, a 10, fucking the 2% that women always want, that are ready to fuck them.
	Guys, 7 and 8, dude, it's just...
	The imbalance is making men angry, and I think you've heard of Andrew Tate, and 25% of what he says is complete bullshit, but he is here because men are getting sick of this feminist bullshit, and the skill always turns.
	Isaac Newton's general law is that there's always an equal or greater reaction, and the greater reaction is this fucking asshole, who the majority of what he says is right, but I mean, that's why I listen to you, because you're just an upgrade on him.
	You're fucking Jesus Christ himself, Doug.
	Hell yeah, man.
	That's why I have to send.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	I can imagine it's pretty rough.
	We just have some breaking news here that's not good for us.
	I just sent you the link, Ryan.
	I'm sure it is tough out there.
	And I guess what I was saying too with the young men dating is if you get the one and you're like, well, I'm too young, then you should ignore that instinct and just fucking marry her.
	If, however, you're drowning in sluts and none of them are worthy, obviously don't be desperately throwing a wedding ring around.
	So this is a guy who attacked the FBI.
	He's been linked to the Proud Boys, according to Daily Mail.
	I got an email or a text from a Proud Boy in Ohio saying, just so you know, we don't know this dude.
	And I was like, why are you saying that?
	Is he linked to Proud Boys?
	And he goes, No, but I know that you're always paranoid about that.
	But here it says Schiffer attended the January 6th Capitol riot and had ties to extremist groups, including the Proud Boys.
	Ties?
	Oy vey.
	Like what?
	Liking a post or something?
	What the fuck does ties mean?
	He has ties to the Proud Boys, it says in the belly of the article.
	Then there's a whole thing about the Proud Boys.
	Who they are.
	Vice Media co-founder Gavin McInnis.
	We're now doing me news.
	Started the all male proud boys blah blah blah.
	Politically incorrect men's club.
	Group that overtly espouse racist and anti-semitic views.
	According to someone.
	Fuck me.
	Wait.
	A politically incorrect men's club for Western chauvinists and deny affiliations with far-right extremist groups that overtly espouse racist and semitic views.
	The Alabama-based Southern Impoverished Law Center called them a hate group, saying its members often spread outright bigotry and anti-Muslim.
	Yes.
	And misogynist rhetoric.
	Yes.
	over the internet, blah, blah, blah.
	And have posted social media pictures of themselves with prominent Holocaust deniers, white nationalists, and known neo-Nazis.
	So you've been in a photo with bad men.
	The current leader, Enrico Tarrio, marched in Charlottesville.
	That's not true.
	They've been involved in a series of high-profile violent clashes in New York City.
	In October 2018, police arrested several Proud Boys members who brawled with anti-fascist protesters.
	You always know where they come from when they say anti-fascist instead of Antifa.
	Following a speech by McInnes.
	Yeah, and they got four years in prison for that.
	That's why we're trying to raise money for these poor bastards They frequently clash with counter protesters at rallies in California and Oregon most recently the group took part in the siege on the capital in February designated a terrorist group in Canada Here we go In another tweet, he referenced his affiliation with the Proud Boys, an all-male far-right extremist group involved in a series of high-profile violent clashes and political events.
	And here we have... Oh, the packing!
	The packing could be here.
	Schiffer posted last May.
	Save ammunition.
	Get in touch with the Proud Boys and learn how they did it in the Revolutionary War.
	Because submitting to tyranny while lawfully protesting was never the American way.
	So, so far, the only solid affiliation is get in touch with the Proud Boys.
	And we're done.
	You guys were around in the Revolutionary War?
	Yeah.
	Wow.
	That's a pretty long-standing group of men you got there.
	Thanks for noticing.
	It's the first men's club that was invented in a time machine.
	Yeah.
	So of course it's a fucking chick behind this, Natasha Anderson.
	So this guy says, get in touch with the Proud Boys, and now he's affiliated with the Proud Boys.
	Because he mentioned the group's name.
	Oh.
	Yeah.
	Let's look at this bitch.
	I need to see who she is.
	Journalism at its best.
	Yeah, they always look like this.
	They're always like 22 year old sex in the city chicks.
	Natasha Anderson.
	She's a child.
	She's a babysitter.
	No world experience whatsoever.
	US online reporter for DailyMail.com.
	Like, these women use white nationalists and Proud Boys just to mean, like, boys who didn't fuck me in high school.
	And I'm glad they didn't, because I'm doing great on my own!
	No, there's a better picture on her LinkedIn, Ryan.
	You don't have to be on LinkedIn.
	Anyway, that was a good way to end it.
	We're going to keep going with calls and the Super Chats.
	And you also talk about, Ryan, how to get on the live chat on the site.
	Is that only for subscribers?
	It should be.
	The page?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, there she is.
	She kind of looks like a weird thumb.
	Hi.
	Remember those oranges when they used to put the eyes and the mouth in the orange?
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	He's in the Proud Boys.
	He said, contact your local Proud Boys.
	And then there's a giant, a giant part of the article is this sidebar explaining the Proud Boys.
	And by the way, when they say denies anti-Semitism and racism, they put that in so I can't sue them.
	It's a little trick.
	But the general message still gets through where you go, those guys sound like Nazis.
	Or they'll say, Proud Boys and other white supremacist groups.
	You can't sue for that.
	Proud Boys, you could say, uh, the Mets and other MLB teams.
	No, wait, that doesn't work.
	You could say the Mets and other sports.
	No, that doesn't work.
	There's a way where they go, the Proud Boys and other white supremacist groups and the white supremacist sticks to the other and not the first guys.
	Is that possible?
	Anyway, that's the problem with this shit.
	The media is embroiled in semantics, and you have to parse through these wordplay games to catch them fucking up, because the only way you can sue is when they make a clerical error.
	But if you say, white nationalists want you to work out and get in shape, an obsession the Proud Boys are happy to support.
	And you're like, well, wait a minute, that's technically true, but I don't like the way that comes out.
	Can't sue for the way that comes out.
	Anyway!
	We are now closing down the free section of the show.
	Thanks, Silk City Hot Sauce.
	Thanks, Shell Shock CBD.
	And we'll be back free next week on Thursday.
	I don't think that's enough for you, though.
	This is like, we were very generous today.
	It's an hour and a half we gave you free.
	We usually do half an hour.
	If you subscribe to Censored.TV, you get more than you can handle.
	We got Anthony Comey on the network every Wednesday.
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	The problem with the right, I find, is great guys, Daily Wire, I love.
	I listen to Michael Knowles and Ben Shapiro when I'm driving around in my old-fashioned car that only has the radio.
	I love Chris Plant on Talk New York.
	Great dudes.
	I need more humor from the right.
	And that's what you get here on Censored.TV.
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	So without further to do, and please stop sending me emails saying I got that colloquialism wrong.
	I'm aware of that.
	Get fired.
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	That was a great show yesterday.
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	music Violent protest over a speaker on campus here.
	Fuck you, Normie.
	He is apparently a Canadian writer, actor, comedian.
	He's the co-founder of Vice.
	Go fuck another vagina, you gross pigs.
	Serious XF pulling the plug on Anthony Cumia this week.
	You got big fucking tits.
	See crazy shit, man, crazy shit.
	I watched that and I said, this chick's too retarded to fuck.
	You shouldn't do it.
	They take anything you say and then fucking twist it around.
	This is the part of Seth that's going to get real mean before I leave.

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