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July 22, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #158 - GAZI KODZO GOES TO JAIL
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Time to play the game.
Time to play the game.
It's all about the game, and I can play it.
All about control.
If you can take it, all about your dead.
If you can play it, it's all about pain.
Who's gonna make it?
I am the game, you don't wanna play me.
I am control.
No way, you can shake me.
I am heavy, get no way.
You can pay me.
I am the pain, and I know you can't take me.
Look over your shoulder, ready to ram like a cleaner stage from a smaller.
And that was Bad Breeding and the hit song Burn This Flag.
They're from Stevenage, where I was born, very sort of anarcho-punk-sounding band.
Remind me of Crass and Conflict, but they're brand new.
Welcome back to our Thursday co-host, Maddie O'Dell.
What's going on, everybody?
Good to be here.
Good to be seeing.
He's here and ready to rock.
You seem particularly ready to rock.
Oh, yeah.
I've been hitting the booze a little bit early today.
What's your poison today, for example?
Today I've been drinking rum.
Rum?
Yeah, I had a couple of dark and stormies.
What is in a dark and stormy?
Dark and stormy is dark rum, like Meyer's or a couple of any dark rum.
Ginger beer, and lime juice with a garnish of rum.
Then I had a rum swizzle.
Is that what's in those brass pot cups I see you with sometimes?
Yes.
Why is it in those cups?
Copper cups.
Copper cups, yeah.
What's that about?
Because pirates used to do that?
They probably charged me more for it.
But then I had a few rum swizzles, which is like a Bermuda drink.
That's where it was invented.
Sounds like a Caribbean Snoop Dogg.
Yeah, rum swizzle.
Then I had a couple of trullies, because I stopped by our local.
That's your poison.
And then I came here.
Wow, that's a lot of booze.
I'm probably about eight, ten drinks.
Did you get any food in India during that time?
I had one skewer of shrimp and pineapple.
Pineapples.
I love pineapple.
But I did have shrimp and pineapple skewers.
Oh, wow.
Also, we usually have Ryan Ketsu-Rivera here, but today he's sick, so we have a Chinese retard who will be filling in for him.
As you know, the Thursday night shows are live.
We take calls.
We read viewers' mail.
It's really about the people.
It's a democracy here.
It's a republic, too.
For the people, by the people.
For the people, by the people.
So there's the super chat where we take money and we read everything that's over $100.
100% of that money goes to Max Hare and John Kinsman, who are in prison for fighting Antifa.
I'm worried that the AC went out because it overheated because it doesn't feel like $69.
Shut down.
Yeah, we're going through a heat wave here, folks.
It sucks.
There's the call-ins.
We'll be putting the number down.
We read from the mail.
And then there's the chat that's on the site, right?
That's correct.
I don't know why I said that so aggressively.
I know it was really weird.
That felt weird.
That's right.
Oh, yeah, because you're Chinese tonight.
Yeah.
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You've got the little vaping cartridge.
Do you use the Johnny Apple vapes, Ryan?
I don't use the vapes.
Personally, but that's what's so good.
Do you still vape?
I vape tobacco cigarette.
I vape tobacco cigarette?
Yeah, no weed.
Nothing like that.
CBD wouldn't get me high.
You quit vaping when you had a baby.
Yeah, but now I have a balcony, and I'm not quitting that.
I don't drink.
I don't do weed.
I'm going to vape forever.
I don't do weed.
Yeah.
Is that like doing acid?
Well, he's been on this show doing Johnny Apple CBD vapes.
That's Delta 8, though.
Completely legal.
Still hemmed.
And it's more of like a, hey, how funny would it be if I just got a little ripped on the.
It's for the show.
All right, all right.
They've got cartridges, they've got tincture, they've got topicals, they've got gummies.
It's incredible the variety they have.
So if you're going to do CBD, which you are, then go to johnnyapple.com because they support free speech.
And it's amazing the variety of benefits you get from all these various Johnny Apple products.
From taking the edge off coffee with the tincture to helping you sleep at night with the gummies to ailing your aching bones with the topicals.
For boxing?
Oh my God.
And that's just the shit I've tried.
They have nighttime tincture as well.
Puts you right to sleep.
They have a nighttime CBD vape, vapeable.
And they have Delta 8 gummies.
So basically every form that you can intake the CBD, you could also do Delta 8, which will get you effed up.
You were involved with CBDs a long time ago.
Yes, yes.
I had five stores.
What?
One in Wilmington, North Carolina, four in Manhattan, and one in Brooklyn.
Yeah.
Was that lucrative?
Was that lucrative?
Yeah.
It was before all the hype and all that, but yeah, it was lucrative.
I only own a small part.
I own 3% of the company.
And then you went away.
Yeah.
So you lost your shares?
What we funded the company starting with was THC oil.
And that's what they saw in plain view and sent me away.
Way before it was legal.
And it's totally legal now, right?
Yeah.
So cops could walk into your house right now.
In New York State, you're allowed three ounces on your person and five pounds in your house.
Five pounds.
Yeah.
I'm not dealing.
I just needed five pounds of this shit.
Yeah.
Personal use.
Why not?
Also in the news, I know no one cares anymore, but I'm sticking to it.
My Mets bet.
They're at 58 wins, 35 losses.
I'm at 1,185.
$1,185.
Game tomorrow.
Yes, sir.
We're going on Saturday.
It's my boy's birthday.
And then we committed to no screen day, if you recall.
Thursdays.
Thursdays.
I would like to report that I failed today.
I did a terrible job.
I'm not happy with that.
I woke up at 8.30 and looked at my phone for an hour.
So started the day violating it.
I forgot it was no screen day, but I was no better throughout the day.
And even when I went to bars, well, to a bar today, I'm staring at a fucking screen.
I'm actually watching an interview with a Yankee.
I don't care about the Yankees.
And I can't, there's no closed captions.
So I'm just watching a Yankee guy I don't recognize just going.
And I'm staring at that.
Looked at my phone all the time.
Playing pool with my son.
I looked at my phone during the pool game, which is just like...
It's like smoking crack when you're playing baseball with a kid.
You're out there.
It's fucking pathetic.
You're on a run.
So I'm not impressed with the G today on Thursday, no phone days.
But that's the way it is with these Challenges.
Sometimes you fail.
Sometimes you fall off the wagon.
If you look at, well, if you're never on the wagon, it's not really falling off.
So you don't really have to beat yourself up too much.
No, we had a goal here.
I think we all failed.
I'm guessing you guys didn't even participate.
I did my Wordle and I sent you a bunch of messages.
Does Wordle count?
I don't think it counts.
Well, yeah, it was a weird fucking one today.
Wordle is fine.
No, I don't count that as a screen.
No, but then I sent you a bunch of couple of things.
Well, it's not no screen day.
It's screen week to a minimum.
And then you were working and at bars.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I remember when Dante Niro and I started No Wanks, I'd jerk off looking at porn.
And I'd be like, I fucked up, dude.
And he's like, well, what do you do when you fuck up?
You get back on the horse.
You can do this.
I guess that's why they have a sponsor.
Yeah.
Now I don't find it very challenging to not beat off at all.
Yeah, I'm like, ah.
It took years, though.
It took years to...
I could look at porn right now for 20 minutes and have a boner and then not beat off.
Yeah.
Well, I beat off for years in prison, so.
That's like beating off in hard mode, isn't it?
There's nothing sexy.
I'm just going to the shower to kill babies.
Oh, we're sitting here jibber-jabbering while our friends are getting their death sentence in a kangaroo court called the January 6th hearings.
We've got Rachel Maddow narrating.
We'll be checking in on that.
I don't know how to do that because remember last time we live streamed the live hearings and it was torture.
Yes.
It was brutal.
It was fucking stultifying incompetence.
Still, it's not admissible in any court.
It's not admissible in any court.
You can't face your accuser.
There's no jury of your peers.
And they get random losers.
They get the fucking blue-haired tattoo guy who said, I quit the oath keepers when they denied the Holocaust.
Bull shit.
They're just trying to poison a jury.
Bull shit.
There's no fucking way that guy.
And we got a letter from someone who lives in the town where this dude said the Holocaust was being denied.
And he's like, I guarantee you that didn't happen in this town.
We're not political here.
It's a tiny town in the middle of nowhere.
We're cut off from the highway.
We don't sit around denying the Holocaust.
We like log and try to get enough firewood for winter.
And then the other guy was a redneck who goes, yeah, Trump made me do it.
And I totally regret it.
Can I go now?
Trump made him do it.
Yeah, basically.
And then they go, well, do you still think the election was rigged and unfair?
And he doesn't say, no, I do not think that anymore.
I now know the election was fair, which is what he was trained to say.
But he goes, not really.
You're like, this is in a hearing.
You guys have ringers representing your side.
And even your ringers are like, it could be fake.
It could have been stone.
I don't know.
Anyway, I just want to say.
That's his opinion.
Yeah.
It's called conjecture and surmise.
Nothing to it.
The man who threatened me before this didn't mention anything about me answering that.
I was told my kids would be let out by.
Show me the phone call or the text directly from Donald Trump to you.
Well, that's what they're pushing right now.
So we've got to tune into that, dude.
Let's see what they got.
I guarantee you.
Because it doesn't exist.
Yeah, of course not.
Do you know that Donald Trump tried to pressure his vice president to illegally reject votes and delay the proceedings?
Not illegally.
That's a lie.
He tried to get him to legally.
How can you know what somebody thinks?
Well, to reject the Electoral College is perfectly legal.
If you feel that something was stolen, the Vice President's job is to overturn the election, but Mike Pence is too much of a pussy, and that's why people were joking about hanging him outside.
They were mad at him.
President Trump sent to the Capitol, broke through security, invaded the Capitol, and forced the vote counting to stop.
That mob was violent and destructive, and many came armed.
Wait, force the vote counting to stop?
The votes were counted.
Secret Service agents protecting the president that they were delaying.
No one was sitting there at the Capitol like 37,042, 37,043, 37,044.
Hey, what happened?
It was to validate the fraud.
And as you will see today, Donald Trump's own White House council, his own White House staff, members of his own family, all implored him to immediately intervene to condemn the violence and instruct his supporters to stand down, leave the Capitol,
and dismiss it.
These are all lies.
His staff and his daughter said, for all I know, the election is fair.
His daughter said, I guess it was fair.
I don't know.
And then his staff went, Donald, I don't think you should pursue questioning the results.
I think let's just let it go.
I think it was fair.
That's their opinion.
And from all across the country, they're turning that into, they begged him to stop, and he said, fuck you, we're burning this place down.
Opinion is a key factor there.
Right.
And journalists in journalism school, if it was worth half its salt, they would teach you that you can say he appeared to be racist or he appeared to want to kill her or he appeared to hate her.
You can't say he hated her.
Thank you, Madam Vice Chair.
Article 2 of our Constitution requires that the President swear a very specific oath every four years.
Every president swears or affirms to faithfully execute the office of President of the United States.
And to the best of their ability to preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States.
Yeah, nobody's moving in that bar.
The president also assumes the constitutional duty to take care that our nation's laws be faithfully executed.
And as the commander-in-chief...
It doesn't mean anything.
Like, this is why we're not live streaming this.
It has nothing to do with anything.
It's all rhetoric.
It's all it is.
He took an oath to make sure that no one invaded the Capitol if he lost the election.
What are you talking?
What?
Just like Biden did.
And he's derelict in his fucking duties with the fucking open border.
He violated his oath.
What part of his oath did he violate?
That he would obey the law?
He probably did obey the law.
He was the most fucking stand-up guy ever in office.
Yeah, really?
Which is the whole problem with Trump is that he said this place is corrupt.
Did you get that text from my cousin this morning?
About Khrushchev?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Predicting all this?
Scary.
After telling the crowd to march multiple times, he promised he would be with them.
Is everyone in this hearing ugly?
Like this.
We're going to walk down, and I'll be there with you.
We're going to walk down.
We're going to walk down anyone you want, but I think right here, we're going to walk down to the Capitol.
Yes?
So let's walk down Pennsylvania Avenue.
Where's the threats of violence?
They literally cut out the word peacefully.
Peacefully.
One second after that.
This is Stalinism.
Where you airbrush something, airbrush, you paint someone out of a photo.
It was right to the millisecond.
Oh, yeah.
And they jumped over it like the parentheses, dot, dot, dot, and then went to another one.
I bet we're going to hear a clip where we hear the p of peacefully.
What's going on?
Does it keep freezing?
And they joined the attack.
Thousands.
As you will see in great detail tonight, President Trump was being advised by nearly everyone to immediately instruct his supporters to leave the Capitol, disperse, and halt the violence.
Someone's asking what my wife uses for makeup?
I don't know.
Told President Trump to condemn the violence in clear and unmistakable terms.
And those on Capitol Hill and across the nation begged President Trump to help.
Begged President Trump.
The former president chose not to do what all of those people begged.
He refused to tell the mob to leave until 417 when he tweeted.
That sounds pretty early.
They're repeating what they said this already.
All that is bullshit.
And it's repetitive.
He could have stopped it.
Why didn't he stop it?
They said all of this already.
4.17.
I know how you feel.
Hello.
Hey, a baby monster is asking what kind of makeup you use.
I thought it was Sephora.
Like, what's your brands that you enjoy?
I use all sorts of different kinds of makeup.
You don't just use one kind of brand.
Oh, sorry.
God, I sound like an idiot.
What's your favorite lipstick?
Hello?
Lipstick brand?
This is going well.
Hello?
Hello?
Oh, sorry.
I wasn't able to add that.
What do you want to know?
I want to know what lipstick brand you like.
Lipstick?
Yes.
Let's see.
I like Bobby Brown, Chanel.
What's my favorite?
Oh, just like this weird brand, Tarte, T-A-R-T-E.
What about eyeshadow?
Who's your favorite eyeshadow guy?
James Charles.
I don't really wear eyeshadow.
I wear black eyeliner.
Sometimes I just get drugstore brand because it's fine, like liquid eyeliner.
Uh-huh.
And then who's your top blush company?
Foundation.
Foundage.
I use this like cheek tint from Benefit.
Okay.
And what's your least difficult foundage?
I don't wear foundation because I've got decent skin.
You were going to say perfect and then you stopped.
I got decent skin.
Okay, thank you.
Yeah.
You got what?
I got good jeans.
Okay, thanks for calling.
So there's that gossip.
Just a little heart from Bryce.
Bryce, thank you.
$100.
This dude, I just want to mention this on tonight's show because it seems like old news tomorrow.
You know that dude who jumped into a burning building?
And my only beef with him is that he has a bad eye and he's not wearing an eye patch.
Like the Lord gives you a gift of a shitty eye and you don't reciprocate with an eye patch?
What a waste.
Real quick, I had this pause.
I don't know if it's going to go anywhere.
They're actually talking about the pipe bombs for once.
Oh, it's the first time I've heard of this.
Yes.
Hours of hand-to-hand combat had seriously injured scores of lives.
Ah, fuck.
I tried to pause it.
It didn't work.
Hours of hand-to-hand combat.
Her arms, that little tiny cop, that Capitol police cop who was crying on the sand, her arms were black and blue.
They were blocking.
It was like crouching tiger, hidden dragon.
Hours.
She was doing all kinds of like, you know, in woofu, kung fu, where you take the energy that they give and you disperse it.
Like, you don't block it, because now you're taking that, but you just sort of go, you're diverting the energy.
Divert the energy.
And then the guy's like, whoa!
And he goes flying down the stairs.
She's like taking their energy.
She was centering all her chakras and chi so she could do that for hours.
Hours.
In like two inches of blood.
Hand-to-hand combat.
I mean, people can't go like 20-minute.
30 seconds.
A 30-second fight is exhausting.
You're lucky if they'll give you a minute, 90 seconds.
Her fights, they're usually like six seconds.
Her, hours and hours and hours.
Of hand-to-hand combat.
Anyway, you know the guy I'm talking about, right?
Yeah, this guy.
I love Inside Edition.
Look at the way they do news.
Go to the beginning.
That guy was pretty hot.
Yeah, he's pretty hot.
That's not him.
Oh.
No.
I ordered pepperoni.
I don't want, I can't eat heroism.
There's nobody else inside the house, right?
Lying on the ground.
I hate when you order heroism and it doesn't come with marinara sauce.
You're like, what the fuck?
I think that might be the shadow on his pants.
That looks like blood.
Yeah.
Keep playing.
No, I think it's like a pattern.
Pata.
Wait, what's going on?
A little freezy.
It's buffering.
Dude, what's going on with our fucking internet today?
Lying on the ground, choking and gasping for breath.
This man is being hailed a hero for saving a family of six.
Police body cam video captured the moment 25-year-old Nick Vostik ran from a burning home carrying a six-year-old child.
Hey, it looked like hell.
God bless you.
Imagine what hell looked like.
Nick works in a pizza restaurant in Lafayette, Indiana, and jumped into action after seeing the house on fire as he was driving by.
He ran inside to help rescue the occupants, then ran back again to look for a six-year-old who was still inside.
He was a tiny bit annoying.
You can't really see it in this, or I can't see it in this shot, but his left eye is toast.
Okay, so anyway, check out his GoFundMe, dude.
You're like, give that guy some money.
I hope he's making some money.
He's in the hospital.
His hands are all fucked up.
He's a hero.
We need to encourage this behavior.
Oh, okay.
We're good.
Half a million dollars.
Damn.
The heroism is, we're topped off now.
We filled our boots.
Thank you very much for that, everyone.
And then they surpassed their goal by five times.
Yes.
And then you look at another Indiana hero.
A lot of heroes in Indiana that do you think that's from Indiana?
What?
Mike Pence.
The mass shooter who was able to kill people for 15 seconds.
He got two in 15 seconds.
And Elijah Dixon just goes, and you know what they say?
What?
He wasn't supposed to have the gun in the mall, and he did not have a concealed weapons permit.
But he saved the day.
Oh, I didn't know that.
I thought his gun was legal.
Oh, I think it was legal, but I don't think he had concealed permit, which means you get put on your shirt or conceal it.
And I think the mall is like a gun-free zone.
Oh.
What a dick.
Throw him in jail.
He broke the laws.
What a bastard.
He saved the day.
Well, yeah, we were talking about this yesterday where they go three people killed in shooting.
Well, yeah.
And he was one of them.
Two people.
And they sent you a picture of the guy on the floor dead.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fucking horrible.
Fuck him.
Not that it's horrible.
He's dead.
Yeah.
Fuck that guy.
It's a horrible photograph.
But he's only got three grand, this dude.
Oh, man.
Yeah.
Greenhood.
Now, I'm not saying he needs half a million, but he should have some dough thrown his way.
What?
Did he get charged?
Better not have.
Can you imagine?
Well, they have like the good Samaritan law and shit like that.
Yeah, you thought the bodega guy had a lot of people backing him.
People should be praising him.
Should be.
People should also be praising FOP Metals.
Yeah.
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This is a precious metals distributor.
They sell silver.
They sell gold.
They sell coins.
Now, if you're listening to the audio version of this free podcast, please remember that it's not FOP.
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We've got, look at this, the generic Buffalo one-ounce silver round.
They've got all kinds of rare coins you can store it in.
You can invest in larger quantities of silver and gold.
Canadian maple leaf there.
It's all, yeah, we've got a Canadian coin there.
It's all well organized.
And in this fucking economy, with Joe Biden printing money like it's going in a style, meanwhile not knowing where he is, the man who decides the value of the American dollar has no idea where he is.
He says the Holocaust needs to be honored.
He confuses Palestine with Israel.
He's shaken an invisible hand twice.
He consistently says, I don't know what I'm doing.
What should I do next?
He's had cancer.
He's read the same script twice.
He thinks he has cancer.
And he doesn't.
I don't even think he has COVID.
I think they just said he has COVID because he's really fucking up.
And they go, just, you need a week to lie down.
Let's just say you have COVID.
Or worst case scenario, not necessarily worst case, but a more radical scenario is that they're piecing him out.
They're telling him he has COVID as they inject something in him that can't be detected so he can die and they can stop being embarrassed.
Because human life means nothing to the left.
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Veteran old.
That's different.
That's why I always say, like, this coffee's good, this other coffee's good.
But once you find a coffee that's MAGA, you should stick to that.
Like my optometrist, he's a MAGA guy, so now I'll be going to him for the rest of my life.
I'm in the market for a fucking MAGA barber now since I had to change barbers.
But these guys are MAGA.
They support, or I actually don't even know if they're MAGA.
I know that they are not scared of MAGA and aren't scared of the radical left and support this show.
So that's good enough for me.
They're pro-free speech.
That's all you can really ask of someone.
So that's fopmetals.com, P-H-A-U-Pmetals.com, promo code Gavin.
We're not going to go behind the paywall yet, but we will soon.
Let's open the mailbag, RyGuy.
Okey-dokey.
We haven't had a lot of these pay-for super chat things.
Are you ignoring them?
No.
So you've shown 100% of them.
There might be one or two that just came in, but we went through a couple before, and I'm sure there's more.
Let me touch it.
Let him touch it.
Hi, Gavin and Marty.
And low T R check name.
Yeah.
We'll see.
His name is Mario Delowitz.
This is coming from a woman.
Hey, corrupt Gavins.
We'll see who has the low T now.
You see that clip of him?
I saw that.
Are you talking about the one where he goes?
We'll see who gets canceled.
Watch your back.
Maybe we're going to cancel you.
Hey, corrupt leftists.
We'll see who, you know.
It's like the least threatening thing ever.
But we have tea tests.
Oh, yeah, we do.
So we can maybe do them tomorrow morning.
Testosterone tests.
Yes.
So we'll see about this low tea next.
I'm feeling if I have less testosterone than Ryan, I'm quitting the show.
Well, you're an alcoholic.
Not an alcoholic, but you drink like one.
Is that good or bad for tea?
I don't think that's good.
I think that is bad.
You have no idea.
That's correct.
Well, I can't have the previous tea tests to go from.
Oh, I see.
Oh, I see.
Mine was higher than Ryan's.
Wow.
And that's pathetic.
And you've got like seven doctors worried about your testosterone.
100%.
Well.
So a buddy of mine and my husband is, oh, God.
A buddy of mine and my husband's.
That's the intro.
A buddy of mine and my husband's.
Is totally beaten down by his wife.
She's crazy, needs constant attention, is jealous, forces him to go to individual and couples therapy, makes him check off chores off a list.
He's become a sad excuse of a man, and almost every part of his existence is controlled by her.
The worst part is they're in their mid to late 20s and have a one-year-old and they want more kids.
He's not happy.
He's told us this.
And said his home life is the worst part of his life.
It's supposed to be the opposite.
You're supposed to come home.
Yay, daddy's home.
The home life should be.
When I came home today, my wife was wearing an apron, a skirt, high-heel shoes, tons of makeup.
Her hair was just done, and she was vacuuming.
And she said, oh, I'm so glad you're home.
I'm sorry.
I thought I'd be done the vacuuming by now.
And I was a little annoyed because it's loud.
And she ran and got my slippers and my pipe and the newspaper.
And I went, I've already read this, you fucking idiot.
The day of my son's birth, I come home from working the overnights in Greenpoint, Brooklyn.
Come back to Momeric, where I lived at the time.
My wife is vacuuming the living room.
And she just had a baby.
No, no.
Prior to she's ready to go.
Oh, she's like nine months, right?
So me and my buddy, he stop at the bar before I go home.
So we're about a six pack in each.
So he comes in the house with me, and she's like, oh, you know, what are you doing?
I said, oh, I'm going to set up the barbecue.
I'm going to barbecue.
So I go out my bedroom window onto the deck of the roof of my back patio.
Oh, yeah, I know this story.
Oh, yeah.
And then my wife's like, I think I'm having contractions.
I'm going to go to the hospital.
I'm like, yeah, have your friend take you.
Go to the hospital.
I'll meet you in there.
I'm going to take a shower and I'll meet you there.
Didn't you sleep on the roof for a little bit?
Yeah.
Yeah.
About three, four hours.
I got to the hospital at 11 p.m.
And when was she there?
1 o'clock in the afternoon?
That's pretty bad.
But my wife's first baby, it was like 28 hours of contractions.
Oh, Jesus.
Thank God my ex-wife, she fucking...
I got there at 11.
By midnight, it was done.
And I was back at the bar, celebrating with cigars.
Wow.
The good old days when you could, you know, come back home to your wife, right?
And you just come back from Jurassic Park, right?
Jurassic Park.
And you hung out with what?
The T-Rex, right?
With a short arm.
Is that Jeff Goldblum?
Of course.
Yeah, Jeff Goldblum, of course.
I don't know, Brian.
I think Kyle Donegan might have a copyright on that.
Apartments.com.
Oh, apartments.com.
Dressing Park.
That was pretty good.
What are you talking about?
Now it's good.
Yes.
Dressing Park.
Could be, possibly.
The whole thing with the park.
The worst part is, okay, so I already said that.
They have a long way to go in life together.
Is there any hope for him?
We don't encourage divorce because of the kid, but the situation is bad.
What can we do to help him?
He needs to bail out.
He's got to save it.
You just got to man up.
And when you get the chore list, you have to laugh and go, that's not how it happens.
Here's something I've learned about marriage.
You have to constantly have checks and balances and go, I don't know what's getting in.
Why is she the boss?
But you're talking to me like I'm your bitch this week.
And things are not set in stone from day one.
They waver off track.
And occasionally you have to, it's almost like sleeping at the wheel.
You have to go and redefine that you're the man.
I don't know what kind of car I'm driving here.
Maybe a go-kart.
Redefine that you're the man.
You're not taking that.
So I think you could save this marriage by saying, this is not how it's going.
If I do a chore, I do a chore.
You can shove therapy up your ass.
And even if she suggests divorce after that, say, no, we're not getting divorced.
He needs the man up.
He's got to take control of the situation.
Because women don't like this.
They don't feel comfortable pussywhipping a guy.
They don't feel comfortable abusing him.
It's actually like adopting A teen who's like 13 and he starts acting out to test your boundaries.
I'm not saying you should slap her, but you kind of have to next thing you know, he's a cuck.
Yes, because she wants someone that's going to take charge and she's going to dump him.
Yeah.
This is especially true of Hispanic women.
Dominicans, Puerto Ricans, when you're nice to them and you do everything they say, they walk all over you until they're bored of you.
Women need discipline.
Boss?
Spanish women need a lot of discipline.
Yes.
All right, let's, we're about to go behind the paywall.
Let's first look at this fat chick being a cheerleader.
Okay.
You can tell how exhausted she is.
Heavy breathing.
Oof.
Hit it, chubby.
Steel.
I don't know about the steel.
Is that a video?
This is Chris Farley on SNL.
If it's a man, it's a comedy spell.
Look how exhausted she is just from that one move.
And look at the ground shape.
I did it.
Steel weighs as much as.
What?
Definitely not doing any aromatics.
Things all your chairs have to be made out of?
Steel.
She's so fat, she's sponsored by steel.
Everything she touches has to be made of that.
Wheelchairs, couches.
There's a copyright.
There's a registered trademark little icon, right?
Her knee hits.
The ground just goes.
Yeah, it just goes zoom boom boom boom.
All right, let's steal things that I do for people's plates at the buffet.
Oh, Lord.
That's a big girl.
God bless her.
God bless her, cotton socks.
That's right.
All right, let's play the call-in thing and then start accepting calls.
You are on air.
This is a fucking loser.
You want me to learn, share, listen, understand why?
Hey, why does everyone get two things?
You have one thing.
Thank you for calling.
It's great hearing from you.
Bye-bye.
All right, next call.
So we've got...
Oh, we should also explain the super chats.
Yes.
So what you will do, folks, at home, and if you're not home, it doesn't matter.
You go to the website, right?
Watch live.
It's a banner at the top.
Why isn't the website advertising our two shows?
Good point.
We're on that, actually.
There was an email chain that maybe you're not privy to, but it's being handled.
We've got the Dallas show locked in, and we have the Vegas show locked in.
The Dallas show is...
Actually, if you check my getter, it's the pinned get.
Getter done.
Oh, fuck.
I'm not logged in on my computer.
Getter.com.
Go to my getter.
Jeff Goldblum can tell you how to do it.
Go together.com slash Gavin McInnes, right?
Gavin McKinnis, all one word.
Yep.
No underscore.
You click on the link.
Las Vegas is there.
Las Vegas is September 10th.
And then Dallas is two days of short, small shows.
And those are, the Dallas dates are.
September.
No, no, that's Vegas.
Oh.
We've had a change.
Wait, I think he's correct.
I think these are all in September.
Yes, I'm sorry.
So September 10th is Las Vegas, and then September 23rd, Friday.
And Saturday there's two shows.
Wait a minute, this is wrong.
There's two shows.
Friday the 23rd, Saturday the 24th.
Both in September.
I got Josh to fix that.
He's got both listed as Friday, but I believe second two were on Saturday.
All right.
Oh, interesting.
So we got that settled.
Like two shows one day.
All right.
Have we got any callers?
Does anyone care enough to call the show?
Oh, we do have calls.
Yes.
206.
Can you turn on your mic?
You're on the line.
Hello, 206.
Uh-oh, I don't have my mic and I can't hear anything.
Hello?
You're there, 206.
I should probably have handled that a little earlier.
And now doesn't look very professional.
My mic's on.
Hello.
206.
Okay.
Okay.
206, you're on the licks.
Hey, what's going on, 206?
Hello?
Hello.
What's going on?
Hey, Maddie and friends.
What's going on?
What's up, guy?
Hey, so, dude, I think I have a good pitch for, or not a pitch, I know how you, dude, economics.
Go through the 1914 and the post-World War II.
Dude, this is a subject nobody really knows about, right?
That was a good idea.
Like post-economics.
All that stuff.
I don't know.
It seems like it's the number one red pill.
Like, learn about how they stole the economic platform for what America was supposed to be.
Does that make sense?
Yes.
So you're talking about the economics of World War I. Well, yes, working into the future.
Look up the book.
It's really interesting.
The Secrets of the Temple.
Just type that in.
Hey, thanks for letting me join.
I hope you guys have a great night.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Okay, so this sounds like an anti-Semitic gentleman that is sneaking in his anti-Semitic stuff.
Well, it wouldn't be for sale on Amazon.
Amazon.
It seems like Temple is just an online.
Secrets of the Temple, how the Federal Reserve runs the country.
This groundbreaking bestseller reveals for the first time how the mighty mysterious Federal Reserve operates and how it manipulated and transformed both the American economy and the world's during the last eight crucial years.
Based on extensive interviews with all the major players, Secrets of the Temple takes us inside the government institution that in some ways is more secretive than the CIA.
The Roth Charles.
And then lots of very good reviews.
There's one one-star review.
The creature from Jekyll Island is what you're looking for, and if you're trying to learn about the Fed.
This is basically 700 pages of propaganda that you can get by flipping on CNN.
Otherwise, the author spends pretty much the entire book bashing the Fed for pretty much the only time in its history it had the courage to do the right thing.
Really sorry I've wasted my time.
I like reading the worst reviews first about what you'd expect from a Rolling Stone writer.
Failed to tell the whole truth, lies by omission.
This book gives out no secrets.
It's more of a fanzine.
Don't waste your money.
Extremely boring.
Ron Paul's End the Fed is much better.
Anyway, okay.
That was kind of a boring call.
What do you think they should do in that pussywhip situation, Ryan?
As someone who's pussywhipped himself.
Incorrect.
You know what's sad is that I feel like if it's out of your character to immediately push back on that, you're like, no.
Like as soon as you get any sort of like an imbalance of natural marriage harmony or anything like that, and you don't check it immediately, then you might not have it in you.
And when you do, this is sad.
It's a black pill.
But when you do finally enforce some stuff, it might be unnatural and you might not do it well.
So it might be forced and she might be like, yeah, this is.
Yeah, that's the other concern is that this guy is naturally predisposed to being pussy whipped and he's a cuck and he needs to be lost around.
What he needs to do is do something for him and not worry about her and be like, I'm going to go to the gym.
You do whatever you want.
Get in trouble.
Ignore her.
Ignore her.
I met a guy.
You might know him, a sanitation dude, high-viz.
He looks like, what's that guy, Bobby Coffey?
Pepsi?
Joe Pepsi.
He looks like Joe Pepsi, but he's not.
I got high-viz on.
And he told me this long-involved story about how his wife's friends were divorced and they were going to all these clubs and they said, you should do it too.
So he goes, she sets up a plan with her divorce lawyer.
And she goes, you should get an apartment near that good high school that's nearby.
And then we can say we live there and go to a better school.
We want to go to a Bronx school.
So he does that.
And then she says, you should live, like have furniture there.
It's primary residence.
Yeah, they'll catch us.
They'll audit you, yeah.
And he goes, okay.
So he buys some IKEA crap.
And then she goes, you know what?
You should stay there a few days a week in case they jump in and they surprise you.
He's like, whatever, fuck, I don't care.
And then he falls for it all.
And then when she files, she goes, he abandoned the family.
Hook Lane and Sink.
He left us.
He's got his own apartment.
At her fucking disposition.
So that looked really bad.
And it actually had one of the kids turn against him.
He's got two kids.
The girl in college is still on his side, but the son is like, fuck you, you abandon us.
So here's the thing.
You'd think he'd learn from that and be like, no one's fucking me over again.
I'm going to become the punisher and kill drug dealers all night and get my kids back.
But he's now with this new chick who slaps him around.
She won't let him go to our bar.
He's not allowed to drink.
And it's like, maybe some men are just made to be.
He needs to take his man card away.
Yeah.
No more man card.
So I guess I would say to that couple that's worried about their friend, you can tell him that he's got to stand up to her and start drawing the line.
But just like the bar rescue show with John Taffer and the kitchen show with Gordon, what's his name?
Gordon Ramsey.
Gordon Ramsey.
You check in on those restaurants a year later and they're back to shit.
Because you can't fix people.
Can't fix stupid.
Here's a tip.
Because you're not going to be natural doing this script or anything.
Be like, listen, I take a lot of your guff and bop.
That's going to be corny.
What you need to do is shoot her a look like this, like be like, and then walk away.
And then she gives you lip and she's like, Bob, where the fuck are you going?
Be like, be like, hey!
And then that's it.
Don't say anything.
And then just have her be like, the fuck?
Because you don't have to worry about like, oh, I got to remember all the times you wronged me and I got to state my case.
No.
You don't talk to somebody who doesn't deserve your fucking attention.
Hey.
That's it.
She's the bitch that she sounds like.
She's going to be bombarding him with bullshit and slaps and screams.
Really?
Well, that's.
Yeah.
What do you think she's going to do after all that abuse?
She's going to get a hay and just go, oh, shit.
It might look like he snapped.
So that's...
Yeah, try to, I don't know.
Maybe punch a hole in the wall?
Yeah.
Do something way out of character because otherwise, you know, the talking thing, I fear that you may not have the fuel in the tank to take that the distance.
Sorry to say.
Sorry, buddy.
All right, let's take another call.
Yes.
No, wait.
Yeah, let's take another call, then go behind the paywall.
I like that.
The Powale.
I did not like that.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I got two people on the line here.
Maybe we can go back to back real quick.
860, you're on the Levo.
Hello there.
This is Brian.
I'm calling in to discuss the breaststees of the current Speaker of the House.
Yeah, what's going on?
Are you watching the committee?
Or are you talking about her insider trading?
No.
Oh, no.
Nothing to do with that.
I mean, Nancy Pelosi, I saw on Fox News today, they showed her, they did a picture of her at an Italian beach.
And it was a second take for me because I had knew that she was well in doubt before.
And now looking at it again, I'm like, whoa, this lady has some big old jugs.
But then I look at other photos, and she's got kind of like a modest kind of physique.
So what's the deal?
Because if you have lately she was younger?
Yeah, I think she has a lot of modest clothing where they're pushed up and held in.
And if you're looking at like a Chanel suit and someone has triple Ds, they go out like this and come back in.
You can't even see them.
It's like when pregnant women look skinny if they face you and they're wearing black.
They turn sideways and they have this massive belly.
Yeah, that's that age.
How is she rocking such a big fat rack, though?
She's an older woman with large tits.
Is this the scoop of the century?
Is this the new Watergate?
Anyway, thanks for calling.
I don't know why people are so obsessed with that picture of her tits.
She's like 90 years old.
Yeah, she's an old lady with huge tits.
Did you hear her say somebody asked her, has your husband ever made stock purchases after information that you gave him?
And she's like, absolutely not.
She takes the microphone and goes, and walks away.
Because it's a fact.
She makes like $250,000 a year, and she's worth, I think...
Like $300 million.
No, obviously.
Never.
Insider trading is so fucking...
Her and Maxine Waters, too, are the worst ones.
Oh, fuck Maxine Waters.
We've got a very important letter here called It's a Very Difficult Situation.
And we learn that in Villenius, Lithuania, they have just erected a beautiful statue to the one and only difficult situation.
It's breathtaking.
Whoa.
They've got him.
Is he in his slippers or is he barefoot?
It's funny to say fucking Tony Soprano, not James Gandalfini.
Right.
Yeah, it's like that dude who got a tattoo of Malcolm X, but it's Denzel Washington playing Malcolm X. Which I guess really just means I like him in this movie.
Yeah.
I like this portrayal of him.
That's a beautiful statue.
My God.
Breathtaking.
Never happened in the States.
Never.
We got 206.
You're on the live.
Oh, wait, wait.
Before 206 talks, let's punish the freeloaders.
Hold on, 206.
We're going to punish the freeloaders by putting you behind the paywall.
You're a little secret treat that the freebies can't catch.
So goodbye to the people who don't pay.
We don't know why you don't pay.
It's a beer and a half a month.
It's more TV than you should watch.
If you watched all our shows, I'd go, you should probably get a life.
Hours and hours of new shit every day.
I do a show six days a week.
I only take off the Lord's Day.
And then we have extra stuff, too.
Like, we've got a scintillating sit-down coming up with Savannah Hernandez.
Nice.
Or Rodriguez, or whatever the fuck she's called.
Sav says, and she dishes on all the people on the right.
She drops the truth about all of them.
And it is juicy, juicy gossip.
It is fucking inside edition level shit.
Anyway, that's all for the people who pay.
For the people who don't, we give you a taste of our casual Thursday where we wrap with our peeps.
And we'll see the rest of the peeps tomorrow, the real show where I wear my suits made by Nita Fashions, which is another fantastic sponsor of the show.
So until then, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
You know, we're living in a society.
What the fuck are you doing?
Saying about the bird which is the bald eagle.
The bird which is the bald eagle.
That band is great in everything, bad breeding, but they're from Stevenage, and it's quite a posh little area.
They say they're from a council estate, and the cover of their first single, which is Burn This Flag, is a council estate.
I smell a rat.
I call bullshit.
I think they're middle class.
And they're trying to sound working class.
Middle class.
Which is kind of what Crass was.
They had a working class singer reading an upper class lyricist's Penny Rimbo was posh.
Well, we got 206 on the line.
Oh, yeah.
Let's get back to 206.
Hey, man, what on?
Hey, Gavin, a huru.
Uhuru.
Hey, so rock and roll, as we know, is a pretty big genre, and there's a lot of sub-genres within it.
What would you say is the worst sub-genre of rock?
Is it ska?
Is it rap rock?
Is it new metal?
Oh, it's got to be Ryan's record collection, new metal.
It's got to be like Let the Bodies Hit the Floor.
I'm not a huge fan of that.
System of a Down.
They're pretty great.
All of that.
You know what?
I wanted to go to a Nickelback concert.
If you went to a Nickelback concert, you know the salt of the earth people that would be there?
People that just don't buy anything.
Oh, I didn't say I hate their fans.
No, there'd be hot chicks there.
That's also true.
Yeah.
I fucking hate it all.
New metal.
Gross.
Great.
What do you think, Carler?
Oh, yeah, Ska, easily.
Oh, that's Scott.
What genre do you think has the best theme?
Well, hold on, hold on.
With Ska, there's two things.
There's the original sort of matchup of Brits, young mods, and then the Jamaican immigrants who fled to England after Jamaica declared independence, and they formed that cool music, like the specials and the selector and the English beat.
I love that stuff.
But the new college American Scott and Jant, Jant, Jant, Jant, Jant.
Give me like painful.
Mighty, mighty blast home.
Yeah.
And no doubt and all that stuff.
But I liked Operation Ivy.
They're kind of ska.
Real big fish.
Yeah, that's a perfect example of what I'm talking about.
No, I had to read older stuff like the toaster, that's all good, but the newer shit is not great.
Never had to knock on wood.
Never had to knock.
Song's about taking an AIDS test.
No.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
That's what it's about.
What genre of rock has the best female fans?
Well, unfortunately, you only get one thing.
So we're going to have to say goodbye.
Thank you for calling.
I'm not going to say hair metal because you don't catch it.
Stevie Nick's.
Heart.
Heart.
Boy, they fattened up, didn't they?
Oh, yeah.
That song Crazy On You is actually made about a beef and cheddar from Arpy's.
Didn't you have a singer the other day about these dreams?
These nuts.
Hearts are here when I close my eyes.
Danny Wilson?
Let's check in on the boring shit show fucking.
Oh, 770, please hold.
Unless you want to take them.
I mean, the odds of us tuning in and it being good.
I wish there's a way it could be in the corner or something.
Can't you put it like there, like where Maddie's elbow is?
We could.
All you would see is faces, and then we wouldn't be able to see it.
Yeah, but I might see Joe Biggs' face.
Oh, I see.
But, all right.
Joe Biggs' face.
I'm working on that.
While I work on that, do you want to take this call?
Yes.
All right, 770, because I clicked you already.
Go ahead.
Hello, bro.
Oh, hell yeah.
Why haven't you done a deep dive on Sam Brinton from the energy department?
All of that is Chinese to me.
Sam Brinton from the interview department?
The energy department.
Look up a picture.
You've seen him.
Sam Brinton.
B-R-I-N-T-O-N.
Sam Brinton.
You need to do a deep dive, dude.
It's a gold mine.
And what's the department?
The interview department.
Department of Energy.
Energy Energy.
Oh, Energy Department.
Yeah, this guy.
Had a couple Brewskis.
Had a couple Buds.
Is this an Alfred E. Newman trap, though?
Oh, this is that fucking freak we were talking about on Compound Censored.
God, look at his fucking face.
I haven't caught up.
Yeah, we talked about him the other day.
Him and that ridiculous, what's his name?
Dick Levin?
Richard Levin?
Yeah, the guy who wears his fucking skirt with the name.
Yeah, the guy with all the medals on his fucking jacket.
World leaders laugh at us.
What's the deep dive to do?
He's just a nerd who is an American nuclear engineer who dresses like activist.
Have you seen the pictures of him with his puppy friend?
He's a furry.
Oh, yeah.
He's kind of a furry dude.
He dresses up as like a doggy.
Yeah, isn't that freaking weird?
Yes.
Might have been on Friday Nights Alright with Milo.
Puppy play.
Right?
Yeah, here we go.
Biden putting on the dog in the American Conservative.
Celebrate diversity.
Biden hires as Nuke Waste Deputy a freak LGBT activist who sodomizes men pretending to be dogs.
We really have fucking.
We're a joke.
Okay, thanks for calling.
Is this a poof piece?
Uhuru.
Uhuru.
Look at the American Conservative.
Biden putting on the dog.
Oh, jeez.
And then if you scroll down, you see why respecting pronouns is so important.
Now this.
Fuck pronouns.
It's not important at all, actually.
It's fucking ridiculous.
You might as well say why respecting the different...
It's taking me to play pretend.
Punk and hardcore.
You have to differentiate between punk and hardcore.
They're very different genres.
Why do I feel like he's going to say, hey, Fatty, and then tell me how to do a water fast?
Pronouns?
And when someone guy.
If he walked, it was in my fucking...
He looks nothing like that guy.
I would tell him.
Fuck off.
And what's he going to do?
Tell me to address him by his pronouns?
You think that guy looks like that guy when he was a full dude?
Yeah.
No.
Not even close.
Wow, you're racist if you think.
Alright, let me see the pronouns thing.
There's other ways to figure that out.
Why do I have to care about anybody?
If their eyes are wandering, they don't want to have a conversation with you.
What is that?
I don't need to respect anyone, by the way.
Fascinating part of modern culture.
I don't think many people think about them very often until someone like myself or others say their pronouns.
Fucking when I introduce myself, I generally say, hi, my name's Sam Britton.
All right, that's the answer to that point, dude.
By the way, I don't know if we've covered this, but there's a lot of baby monsters emailing us about Gazikadzo.
Oh, yeah.
Now, the last time I spoke to him, this may have been a message from God.
I started feeling really weird.
And then right out of the exorcist, I just went, excuse me.
And I leaned over here and just went, and I vomited basically water for about six feet.
That was a horse race.
Was that the Lord telling me that I'm with a demon?
Because his cult, Black Hammer, someone called saying they're being held there against their will.
Yeah, there it is.
How'd you find that so fast?
You can say you don't want to take it.
I just typed in his name and your name.
Turn it up.
You can make up whatever, okay, and don't take it.
But like, and it doesn't make any sense.
I wish I had barked at the camera.
Explain to me how me not taking it.
I can see his face right there.
I'll be the one in danger.
No, no, no, no.
Should start to swell.
It's like an animal house where he's giving the flounder shit.
So, camel hand.
I'm the best needle dropper in the gun.
And we know it.
Look at their approval rates and tell me how somebody with the historically most low approval rates won't virus.
I've got a virus.
I've got a virus.
They're all laughing because they don't understand that I'm not joking.
Excuse me.
I've got a virus.
Wow, that is so audible.
And we were worried about that not being picked up.
He's been arrested, correct?
Yes.
So someone calls and says, We're at the Blackhammer Compound.
We talked about this on Compound Censor briefly, but they got a bunch of land.
He's the reason we say Uhuru.
They got a bunch of land in Arizona or something, and they got a ton of money to develop that into an anarchist socialist commune.
And they take the money, they start setting up tents, and the owner of the land goes, what the fuck you guys doing here?
Get out of here.
Yeah.
I haven't sold you my land.
Okay, bye.
Yeah, it's not 1740, dude.
There's not random patches of land that haven't been spoken for.
Maybe in the North Pole, you might find a square.
But here, pretty much everything has been spoken for.
So they leave.
They get the money.
And what's this now?
A guy giving us the lowdown, I think.
Hey, Anukids.
So we have breaking news.
We have an update about the Black Camera organization yesterday.
Ryan, this is not who I want to hear it from.
Some guy who's read the newspaper.
It seems like that's the only thing.
No, there's...
Ryan, there are 100 articles about this.
That's the only video.
That's the only thing.
Some random clown finding.
Here, I'll show you.
What's it now?
Kodzo?
Check out Uhuru.
But he's innocent until proven guilty.
This was from this morning.
It appears our favorite fucking weirdo, Gazzi Kodzo, pulled his own little version of Jonestown.
And it's in the Daily Beast.
Sodomy was one of the charges.
Yeah.
I didn't know that was illegal.
It was a prison joke.
Like, if you get caught doing, like, sex between inmates in prison, there's a joke.
Y'all, you get, because it's called sexual misconduct.
And they notify your family.
So you go in front of the DHO, which is a discipline and hearing office.
And I'm like, oh, you know, you're being charged with sodomy.
He says, sodomy, I was inside of him.
Inside of me, I was inside of him.
Why am I the bad guy?
This is by our favorite Will Summer.
He doesn't mention me.
I mean, Gazzi has been there since the very beginning of Proud Boys.
Need him arrested after dead body found in home.
Gazzy Cadzo loves dressing as the Joker and once said Anne Frank was a Karen.
On Tuesday, cops found a dead man in his house.
I hope he didn't sodomize the dead man.
That's one of my pet peeves.
Yeah, I love The Undertaker.
I had a good friend of mine in federal prison.
Not to go back to federal prison, but the guy Christopher Rankincourt.
He was the French imposter Rockefeller.
He was found in Canada with a dead woman in his hotel room.
And he was in prison with you?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that story sounds familiar.
Yeah, he was married to the Mia, she was a Playboy Playmate.
He was in Maxim Magazine.
He was on a fucking big yacht with all these jewels.
Total fraud.
He was married.
Oh, yeah.
That's his whole life.
He was born from a prostitute, destitute, like French poor.
And he went to the Hamptons and he signed his name Christopher Rockefeller.
And he goes, this is how stupid these people are.
I don't speak English.
He goes, what Rockefeller has a fucking French accent?
I moved there when I was young to be with my mother.
That's him right there.
Dude, he gets out of prison.
They do a dateline special on him.
He ripped everyone off on the fucking compound in prison.
Because they paid him a million dollars for his life story to write a book and do movies.
So he would have people listen to his commissary account.
So it would be like $50,000, $60,000.
And when cigarettes got banned in 2005, he started buying all the fucking cigarettes and all the tobacco on the compound.
French people smoke like fucking chimneys.
And he goes, yeah, yeah, I'll pay, I'll pay you.
And he would say, listen, I got money on the books.
You know, I'll buy you commissary to pay you however you want.
And like a month or two before he was going home, he checked into the fucking shoe.
And then he deported him to France.
And a week later, he's on dateline on the fucking TV.
Wow.
Once a hustler, always a hustler.
So he's fucking...
He was in scores when Chuck beat up Van Dam.
Oh, really?
Yeah, yeah.
Just coincidentally?
Coincidentally, yeah.
Huh.
But yeah, he was no joke.
I'm surprised it took this long.
A former Blackhammer member who goes by the savvy, who goes by the savvy, I guess that's how he's called, and worked as Kadzo's aide before fleeing the group, told the Daily Beast after Amon's death was reported.
My theory is Gazi left Black Lives Matter because they were homophobic and they didn't like him fucking everything.
Even as Amons lay dead inside the Blackhammer house, though, Kadzo kept his eye on the prospect of social media fame.
In a Facebook video posted as Romaine and Other Blackhammer...
Oh, God, this guy's such a bad writer.
In a Facebook video posted as Romaine and Other Blackhammer waited outside their home under police guard.
What?
In a Facebook video posted as Romaine.
Oh, it was posted as Romaine and Other Blackhammer waited outside their home under police guard.
Kadzo seized on the idea that the police raid and dead body would bring more online attention to himself.
Marminia, more followers, more, you know, advancement work, more movement, more greatness.
Kadzo said, so be it, sweetheart.
Yikes.
So we'll see what happens there.
How do you explain a dead man and sodomy?
Why is sodomy part of the charge?
I don't know.
There must be something up his ass.
He did an autopsy already.
Maybe he has pants down.
Remember that black woman who was at the woman's march?
What's your definition of sodomy?
Is it anal penetration or oral?
Oh, oh, right.
It could be oral too, right?
Yeah.
I thought it was just getting fucked up the ass.
Do you like my hat?
Yeah, I like that.
Oh, Will Be Wild is still a crucial part of this fucking discussion.
Ryan, I told you to put it in the other corner.
My corner?
My head.
With all due respect to Maddie, my head is more important than his elbow.
Yeah.
That's not his elbow.
That's his.
No, but lower.
Can you go in front of the call-in?
No, but we could mix the call-in.
Right there's good.
Yeah, now put it lower.
I don't care if Colin cuts it because Colin is gone.
That's my cousin's name, Colin McKinnis.
I love you, Granny.
Remember, every time he was in trouble when we were kids, he'd just say, I love you, Gran.
He was raised by his gran.
His dad wasn't around.
And she'd always just melt and be like, oh, hi, Colin.
Here you go.
Here's some soup.
This was streamed two days ago.
It's a five-second stream.
That was a great stream.
Where was he arrested?
This was streamed eight days ago.
Look a mess.
I'm gonna look a mess.
That's like it.
Suburban Atlanta.
Hey, y'all.
That's where he got arrested?
Land back.
Free Draco.
Hey, y'all, we fucked a dude to death, and he's stuck in the house right now.
So that's...
Oh, it is hot in Georgia.
So the fight continues to free Draco.
Make sure to go to Blackhammer Times to get the information that you need to get to help.
They look like they've got a dead body in their house, and they're saying we should post and act like everything's normal.
Well, we shit our pants.
Okay, now, this is boring, Ryan.
But now we got to bring up the whole thing that first drew us to Gazzy was the video.
He was making us go.
He's going to give reparations.
We're going to come for your weapon.
Yo, we're going to fucking take it.
Black people ripped out.
And you don't give a damn reparations.
We're going to come for them, y'all.
I want to come in your house and take a mind.
They sound so black, they sound Chinese.
Yeah, that guy is my favorite.
Uhuru.
Uhuru.
Uhuru.
What's your name is?
Jesse.
What's your name?
Jesse.
Yo Me Reparations.
Correct.
And I want it.
When do I want it?
Now.
When do I want it?
Now.
And you gonna get it?
Yeah.
Yes, indeed.
All right.
He looks like a fat guy that lost a lot of weight.
I'll send him my address.
Tell them to come get the reparations.
Yeah.
Well, if you want to beat up whites and take their money, Jesse, why don't you start with you?
Every opportunity and amenity I have at the expense of my black and brown brothers and sisters around the world.
Everything in this country is soaked, saturated with the blood of slavery, suicide.
Even the times that have had to scramble.
Man, he's talking so black, even an actual black guy going, hmm.
For times in my life, they still bared the face of the slave master, genocidal murder.
You got to do a deep dive and find out where that guy is.
It's probably a dentist in Indiana.
That's four years ago.
Hi, we saw you in a video with Gazzi Kadzo.
Oh, yeah, that was a long time ago.
My God.
Really?
It's been four years, three days, and 26 hours.
If you don't give it, we're going to come back.
That's Prince we just saw.
And I've seen Prince take it, all right?
We by a church across the street, and Prince ran up on this old white man.
What'd you say to the old white man coming out the church?
I asked if you want to hear the gospel of reparations.
Gospel of Reparations.
Virginia.
Are y'all good in this time, Virginia?
Ah, Junior is my favorite train song.
You gotta stop the song, girl.
You don't got no song.
Huru Virginia.
Hurry up.
You know the sound of the game.
And they were paid actors.
No.
I think they're radical, lefty morons.
Here, turn it up.
That our ancestors have done to African people, and it continues to this day right here in the U.S. Not just all over the world, but here in the U.S. So all white people, no matter who you are, you do owe reparations, you owe them right now, and you need to pay them right now.
Who are you talking to?
Grab your checkbook, bitch.
And click on the button that says reparations.
That's what you need to do.
You need to do it.
You've gazed you like $100 right now.
You know what he's really saying, by the way, which is why I love this video.
He's like an animal trainer.
He's like Siegfried and Roy.
So this is pre-2016.
Oh, yeah.
This was around 2014, I would say.
Does it have the date on it?
April 18, 2016.
Yeah, it was right before the election, you know what I'm saying?
But yeah, we really do have to decapillations to the African Americans.
What are day capillations?
Hey.
You know what I'm saying?
Is that like cloppy?
Why are you so choppy there?
Because I spent, I sold my good PC and gave it to a black man.
For reparations.
All right, for reparations.
We're coming for them, though.
We're coming for them.
The price of guy too high.
Price get too heck.
Price of gate too heck.
That's not Lena.
Let me get an ohuru.
Oh my god.
Did you see, remember that broad who did that death song?
She's like, I'm a man, mom, no, I'm a death, mom, ma.
She did a rap song.
She was a white chick.
Very viral.
There's an update on her.
There's a dead body in her house, too.
Yes.
White hammer.
Sodomized to death.
That's correct.
Sodomite and Gamora.
So what's her deal?
I'm looking for it.
Okay.
It will be worth it.
She put out the rap song.
Here we go.
Okay, so this is a new one.
A real six, baby.
I've yelled to the eight, but a six raised me.
And she says she from here, but never been to the bluff.
Never been to the three, then that bitch faking.
Jumped out the porch on the east side.
She got some speech lessons since I think.
No, Atlanta.
She'll tell you.
She'll actually say that everyone everywhere else isn't Atlanta.
This is Atlanta.
We don't blame that.
Other lies you be telling, but it tame that.
Catch me on Cleveland, I'm rolling a fatty.
But if you want drama, come catch me on that.
That might be a different chick.
Why do you think she's really good?
She speaks too well.
No, that's the same chick.
Look, you from the suburbs, not from the city.
You from my big house, not from the trenches.
You're about to break it down right now.
Latonia is not Atlanta.
Play Coke is not Atlanta.
Decatur is not Atlanta.
Grinnette is not Atlanta.
Crosswell is not Atlanta.
Forrest Park is not Atlanta.
Lil Burt is not Atlanta.
Your mom's is not Atlanta.
This is going to be a long song if you're listening in Atlanta.
What about Corla Lampour?
Is Katman Dew Atlanta?
Is she in Bristol?
Is she at Levison?
No, the update is that she has new hit single.
Stu from Bergson.
Stu from Berg, Germany, is not at least party in the Stuckart.
Stuckart is not at all.
I'm from Stuttgart.
It's not 11th.
G-Dog and Detective Shitty get a load.
Get a load of this dock.
It's all pretty insane, but I know you would like a timestamp for the show.
Let's go from 13 to 6.
So it's a cool doc about the black Hebrew Israelites.
Israelites.
And so if you jump to 1330, you see a montage of them making white people kiss their boots.
Oh, I've seen this a million times.
Which is, we've all seen it a lot, but it never gets old.
And then the guy doing the documentary was white.
She might be kissing the boots.
1336.
West is the best.
The West is number one.
I literally would have no problem going up there and just hunting him.
Well, you know, you go to downtown Brooklyn, they're there all the time.
Look at this guy's face.
He looks like the guy from...
What's that nerd show?
It's not actually six of them.
I can understand why they're mad at Walton.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
They're in an influx.
The worst videos I think I watched, they were having a class, and one of the members started talking about a sister, another black woman, who wanted to join ISUPK, but she had a mixed son.
He basically told the woman that she could not join unless she gave up her son.
That is not enough.
So what you need to do is you might need to try and take that child that you've got and put, you know.
We're the chosen people.
We're the ones that are supposed to have that.
It's called the Real Black Sabbath.
Yeah, I was asked if I would essentially get down on all fours and kiss people.
Hey, you didn't get down on all fours, man.
This guy's pretty cool.
I like how he's trying to be cool about it.
Just give me your boot up here.
I'm not a bitch.
I don't get on my knees to kiss people's boots.
You bring it to me.
I lean over.
Okay?
I'm not a fucking put.
I'm a real man.
When it comes to kissing boots, I mean.
So I told the guy, bring the boot to me.
Yeah.
I didn't get on my fucking knees.
And he did, and I kissed it.
I'm not going to kneel here and let you let me kiss your boot.
His dad was like, you got on your knees and you kissed someone's.
No, dad.
I leaned over.
I was like, you bring the boot to me, motherfucker.
And they did, like little bitches.
They're like, oh, here's my boot.
I kissed them.
I was like, laughing.
Fucking losers.
We're living in a fucking power keg world because of that.
Yeah, this is white privilege.
Constantly apologizing?
No.
That is not a lena.
I will never apologize for being who I am.
That is not a lena.
Alrighty.
Got calls?
Got a couple of sacred calls.
Sure.
All right.
Anonymous Rusty Gavin's fart.
Go ahead there, how you doing?
What's up?
Hello.
So, Gavin, how did your fart end yesterday on the compound?
Well, good and bad, depending how you quantify these things.
So I had a long fart, and I wanted it to be funny, so I really pushed it out.
So it would be like and then have that ending thing where it's like kind of a vibe.
But I pushed too hard, and I felt chunks come out.
What?
You shot yourself.
Yeah, you don't.
I saw it.
I saw it, but I didn't know if there was chunks.
I had about like this.
Okay.
So nothing crazy.
I didn't poo my pants.
But whenever that happens, of course, your goal is to minimize the damage and not let anything make it to the underwear.
Clenched right up.
Clenched right up.
I ran, that chick who works there.
She opened the door.
So I ran out of the studio, ran to the bathroom, and I pulled down my pants, checked my underwear.
Nothing.
It was all in the cheeks.
So I've continued.
I continued my rabbit pellets.
Nothing fancy.
There was like a tablespoon of shit.
And now, now what do you do?
Well, I'll tell you what you do.
Now you make a basketball of toilet paper, this much.
You flush the toilet.
You dip the basketball in the toilet water.
And then you go up your butt cheeks.
And when I did that, the basketball was like fluorescent yellow, all kinds of stuff.
So I had to do that a few times to wash my butt cheeks.
And then I came back and I was like, let's go get some beers, Anthony.
And he goes, I'm going to the stand with Adam Carolla.
And I go, no, we're going to the stand with Adam Carolla.
And he's like, you're banned from the stand because you pulled your dick out.
And I was like, okay, bye.
That's the old stand, actually.
There you go.
What if I get a sex change and chop that dick off?
And you show your vagina now.
Yeah.
They let me back in and then I show my new cup.
Maybe you should do the vagina monologue.
They'll let you in.
Yes.
Is that still going?
The vagina monologues?
I'd like to talk about my cunt.
No, thank you.
Rusty, are you a compound subscriber and you signed up for censored?
I have both and subscribe to both.
That's rad.
There you go.
Right up.
That's rad.
That's rad.
Also, Ryan, you sound like you're in a closet.
I am in the closet.
Excuse you.
It's very hard to hear right now.
No, not that closet.
I know.
I love that.
I'm far from the mics.
Okay, thanks for calling, and thanks for checking up on my shit.
My shit's on.
Nice.
You already knows the things?
Man, these must have been in fucking nightmare recently.
I only got through half the episode yesterday when you were like at Jen when you were talking about having sex, like not blowing it in like 30 seconds.
you're like, it's not a friendly transaction intercourse with normal straight males.
And I think girls, and this will never be discussed, but girls like that it's bad.
You know what I mean?
Like, they're not looking for a smooch session.
Or maybe they were when they were like 20.
But when you get older, they want it to be Tony Soprano grabbing them in a broom closet and hurting them.
Come over here.
Get the fuck over here.
You showed away the bottle rolled on you.
We got seven minutes in heaven.
We spun the bottle.
Dyke Privilege.
Hello, gentlemen.
At work today, I just realized that chicks pretending to be dudes never have to worry about losing their hairlines or going bald.
This isn't fair at all.
They get to masquerade as one of the guys, but will never know what it's like to face the Norwood Reaper.
And then he sends a picture of, I think it's Prince Harry.
Oh, not so hairy anymore.
That's William on the left and William on the right.
Oh.
He's lost his hair like his father.
So William had something, and then he turned into fucking the Norwood Reaper.
He's so much like his mother there.
Is that Will Im Bald?
That's William.
He's the heir, not the spare.
Who's Norwood Reaper?
Isn't that the guy from Game of Thrones?
Sounds like a cool serial killer.
The Norwood Reaper.
It doesn't come up.
Did you see that Dave Chappelle got canceled?
By that venue, right?
Yeah.
Oh, really?
Yeah, about an hour before a show.
The fucking theater buckled.
Yep.
To the fucking...
An hour before the show?
Why are people so easily terrorized by these clowns?
Buckled.
Buckled, and they sent them to another theater like two and a half miles away.
Well, this is good news about organizing day of because the left is so lazy that if they have to get...
I remember during Occupy Wall Street, I lived in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, and they said, we're going to shut down Wall Street.
No more commuters.
And you go, uh-oh, that sounds like it's going to be a big deal.
And they blocked off the Williamsburg Bridge so no one could get to Manhattan.
Meanwhile, there's the Manhattan Bridge right there.
Yeah.
But guess what time they got their shit together to stop the finance guys going to work?
There was that, but this was blocking the bridge.
They showed up at 11 a.m.
11.
There's not one person on Wall Street who hadn't already been working for six hours.
They got to be up at 5 for the China markets.
Dude, 7 a.m. is late to block the bridge.
I was going to say, the Asian and European markets open way before that.
Yes.
11 a.m.
They're fucking coming home.
Fire them.
So the Norwood Reaper is a type of balding.
Oh.
It's a guy who comes, it's like a fictional character who comes at you and takes away your bald.
I never heard of that expression.
Never forget how merciless the Norwood Reaper is.
He just robs you of your hair.
I got a lot of angry bald guys contacting me saying, why do you act like balding is the end of the world?
Women don't judge men by their looks, per se.
They look for power and strength.
What?
Fuck, they don't.
I don't know.
Like, if you're a powerful, wealthy, or ambitious bald man, or you have any kind of like, I don't know.
Right, then you got a trophy wife.
Yeah, men don't get dumped for being bald.
No.
They get dumped for being pussies.
I used to shave my head bald years ago.
Oh, yeah, I've seen pictures like that.
I did it for a girl who had cancer, a friend of mine.
Oh, shit.
So when she lost all her hair and everything, I used to shave my head in solidarity or whatever.
That's awesome.
But then I kept it for a little while.
But it's funny because.
That's a good look when you shave your head on purpose and then people can see the stubble.
But it's funny, like, my older brother, who was the cop in every show, he was bald since he's like 23.
And I used to take pictures with him, and I would be shaved.
And he would be bald.
It was pretty funny.
How did he do for pussy?
He did all right.
Yeah.
They're married twice.
Are we missing live chats, Ryan?
Let me see.
We got a couple here.
I think we have one in the middle.
I don't want you telling me like five minutes too that we have 15 piled up, which is not uncommon for you.
We have five new ones.
Okay, we'll put them up.
And we got a guy on the line.
Who's on the line?
Hello, hello.
973, you're on the lead.
Go ahead, 973.
Hey, Uhuru.
I'm Kevin.
I was looking for a clip of one of your interstitials online, and I stumbled on your TED Talk from like eight years ago on teamwork.
Oh, yeah.
I worked really hard on that.
I just got a kick out of it.
It was fucking awesome.
But I'm surprised you didn't mention the role of women in that.
Yeah, I was really going back over like the past half century and major breakthroughs in computer science and medicine and engineering.
So I wasn't really thinking about women when I came up with those.
I just men and like what drives that in the workplace where like you've got to recognize everyone on the team and all that shit.
Yeah.
Well that's gotten so much worse in the past few years.
It wasn't really a catastrophe back then.
But yeah, I came out and I said, I thought the talk was about the movie Ted.
Yeah.
Totally?
And no one laughed.
Everyone thought I seriously thought that this talk was about the movie Ted.
And then I said, I said, I interviewed a bunch of engineers.
I had notes all over my hands for that thing.
I interviewed some engineers and doctors and a biochemist.
And they all said, yeah, teamwork's a pain in the ass.
I hate it.
They said, anyone who's come up with real serious inventions like penicillin or realizing that stomach ulcers were actually a virus you could take pills for and you don't have to go so up the stomach all the time, those were some nuts who went off on a crazy tangent.
And everyone said, you're insane.
That's not going to go anywhere.
There actually was one woman.
I think she was French.
She was a French chemist who made a major discovery just by constantly checking all this data for months and months.
And people thought she was fucked in the head.
And maybe she was.
But all major discoveries are discovered by a Maverick who goes out on his own.
All of this fucking teamwork shit, and it's really bad in school where you have a team.
Oh, yeah, in like lab?
Yeah.
And then you're held down by your weakest link.
Me.
Whoever had me on the team was fun.
Sorry about that.
Sorry.
All right.
Thanks for calling, buddy.
Hey, Gavel and Norrain.
I live in Washington State, and this was a legitimate advertisement I saw on Facebook.
Is this really that common of an occurrence?
I don't see CPR ads.
What a joke.
And then this is the signs of an opioid overdose are blue and gray lips or fingernails, trouble breathing or not breathing and not waking up.
If you see these signs, call 911.
Administer naloxone.
Am I supposed to just carry that around?
No, it's supposed to be, what is it?
I have it at my house.
It's a nose cannulagation.
Yeah, but am I supposed to carry around a little nose thing in that?
Narcan?
Narcan, that's it.
Right.
Narcan.
Now, when you get opioids prescribed to you at the pharmacy, they usually put Narcan, like two doses, in the bag with it.
Oh, really?
Oh, yeah, now.
Wow.
I hereby predict that this drug problem is going to get worse.
Yes, I've read this one 100 times.
We don't have to read them if they're not 100, but we've got to show them.
Ryan, you're re-showing a bunch.
Wait, go back?
Oh, that was repealed the 19th Amendment.
Which one was that?
Oh, this is Linda.
Linda was seemed pretty.
I thought that was my buddy Yonah.
Is he being racist?
Oh, that could have been.
Yeah, let me see.
There you go.
The 19th Amendment, I believe, is the right for blacks to vote.
Yes, okay.
Problem with the live show is some of the complaints will be false.
It says Jonathan Yak.
I don't think that's him.
I don't know that guy.
All right, so we got Linda seemed pretty great.
She seemed pretty malleable.
Thought it'd be funny if you gradually read it.
Ryan, we don't read the $5 ones.
What are you doing?
But it's still good Linda stuff.
You're taking over the show now and reading five.
Do you read fives?
You absolutely read fives if they catch your eye.
We got some positive Linda feedback, finally.
I got plenty of positive Linda feedback.
In fact, I would say it's half and half.
You get people shaming you for like we're making fun of a...
I don't think we made fun of her.
I got shamed.
Now I feel bad.
You have hurt me today.
Okay.
So yeah, we're...
Baby Monster 7.
This is pretty interesting.
What would you do if your third degree at 1 was placed in the class with an openly gay male teacher?
That would be tough.
Because now I'm going to cause a scene and I'm already a pariah in my community.
So we're going to have to move.
And it's going to be big.
But it's possible he's a normal gay.
Please.
But if it was a gay gay who had a beard and a dress and had trans shit all over the walls, I'd be like, all right, honey, we're about to move because I'm about to cause a lot of shit.
What?
How old was his son?
I don't know.
It was like four?
Give it time.
He'll come out of it.
No, no, he's talking about the teacher.
Oh.
I tried Barton.
No, we're not reading these.
They get them up, and then we read other ones.
New subscriber, love the content.
You and your friends are a breath of fresh air in a world of doo-doo and caca.
Mike Patton, remember him?
Faith No More?
It's in your eyes, but you can't face it.
They have the goldfish dying at the end.
Yeah, it is.
What is it?
They played in our show one time.
I saw them.
Oh, really?
Streets.
Then he had that cool band Tomahawk, which was you never heard them discuss.
They never got any reviews in any music magazines.
Then you go to their shows and there'll be 10,000 people there.
I love those kind of bands that no one's heard of and they have this massive following.
I do that one with Life of Agony.
Yeah, there's another band like that.
They're kind of like a mod band.
Oh, fuck, what are they called?
Anyway, so now he's got a new band.
It's a super group punk band called Dead Cross.
This is his first foray into political music, and it's fucking gay.
Anti-Trump, anti-conservative, anti-American.
Patton has gone full woke.
I think he's already broke, so I guess this transition may have been very easy for him.
The band dropped their latest single, Reign of Error, in tandem with a Rolling Stone interview.
And in the interview, Patton talks about the pandemic and says he became completely isolated and afraid of people.
Yeah, a lot of these people who talk tough about killing Supreme Court justices are really scared of people.
It's actually illegal.
They're not going to happen because we're left with the left.
Well, that's what this guy's asking.
So they go to the Supreme Court and they disfigure Supreme Court judges.
Is this illegal?
I agree with you that free speech should always be honored and upheld, even in the worst cases.
There's no reason to go crying to mommy about this video.
I'm not a lawyer, but videos like this really seem like they dance that fine line between free speech and illegal activity.
I don't know.
What do you think?
Using this video as an example, where's the line for you?
So my line is with the law.
I think the law handles free speech pretty well.
And as far as threats like this go, it is, is it plausible?
So like if I said kill Taylor Swift.
That's different.
If you're here on your platform saying you're inciting violence towards the president, the vice president, Supreme Court justices, trust me when I tell you, there will be a knock on your door by the Secret Service.
Okay, I agree with you, but that's because the President is overprotected in that sense.
But what if I sat here and said kill Taylor Swift?
Which I don't want you to do, by the way.
Because my understanding is the law, there has to be some plausibility.
So if I say kill fucking Taylor Swift, there's no way someone's going to go do that because I said it.
Well, I can tell you from personal experience, in the United States, when someone makes a valid or reasonable threat against your life, it's their duty to forewarn you.
So I've had federal agents say, hey, listen, XYZ wants to kill you because you want protection.
Oh, I see.
So they would get it from like...
They would pick it up on either their surveillance of other groups or other people that were my adversaries.
Yeah, that makes sense.
I like that law.
That's a cool law.
When it was justified a valid threat, like they're going to move on this and they're taking progressive actions to execute you.
The law enforcement reaches out to you and says, hey, listen, we're letting you know XYZ is trying to kill you.
Gotcha.
Do you want...
Okay, so law enforcement has to tell you if they find a threat on your life, that's great.
But my understanding with the when threats are illegal, this wouldn't count.
This is art.
I don't like this art.
And especially now with the Kavanaugh, they catch the guys going to his house.
But they're not saying go and kill these people.
What was the female comic who held up Trump's head?
Yeah, what the fuck was her name?
Kathy Griffin.
Kathy Griffin.
Right.
She cut off Trump's head and held it up.
Yeah, that's the same thing.
I'm fine with that.
I don't like it.
But as far as like, I want people to have the right to do that.
I don't think that's a valid threat.
About any president.
And this is all art.
This is stupid gay art, but it's all art, and it shouldn't be restricted.
But when there is a plausible threat, like say the head of the Bloods, and I remember this, there was a gang leader who did a video where he said, I'm putting a hit out on Kanye West.
Now, he was a gang leader.
I think it was the Bloods.
He was a major figure in the Bloods.
Now, this is a guy who does give commands, and people do get killed.
So when you said, go kill Kanye, that's different than me saying, go kill Taylor Swift.
It's got plausibility.
It was Crips, actually.
He was a Crip?
Yeah, that sounds right.
What is it?
Tookie?
Tookie sounds right.
But I want to see the...
I guess the video is going to be hard to find.
Kanye say he and Dad isn't Crips.
Right, dear.
You know, be fucked up.
We live in a world where, like, just us showing this, we're the ones who made the threat.
They made the video, but we showed it on the show.
They're like, oh, you showed on your show Kavanaugh's face during the mush.
What a nerd.
I want to kill the Supreme Court justice because they don't support abortion anymore.
And I'm all about abortion.
And I'm an awesome metal dude.
We got this guy, Nate, on the line, 587.
All right, what's Nate got to say?
How's it going, fellas?
Hello.
Sometimes, you know, you go up to the comedy club and the doors are just locked.
That's true.
You go to the comedy club.
Now, I did not know that until I spoke to Lynn.
Did you know that?
Oh, did she go at 3 in the fucking morning?
Like, what the hell, dude?
And when she said that, I realized that, you know what she does?
She lives life like a ghost.
Like, she just goes exploring.
She gets on the train.
She's a ghost.
She's dead.
Many stops.
Many stops.
She goes to the bar and she goes, are you drinking beer?
And the guy's like, yeah?
It says Budweiser on the fucking can.
What do you think?
And they're $20 on the bar.
She'll go to Manhattan.
She'll go to Staten Island.
She'll get on the ferry.
She's just a little traveling imp.
Speak can.
Look at Gifty in Manhattan.
Oh, my God.
You know what?
I bet when she dies, she won't even know.
And then she'll become a ghost.
And then she won't know she's dead.
She'll be in purgatory.
Yeah, she'll be here, sitting down.
We'll be like, why'd that chair just move?
He said heaven's doors were locked.
I got three things.
I got a humble suggestion for D-Dog.
I got destructive criticism for Ryan.
Or a joke.
Well, you already used your one thing, so thank you for calling.
There's no rules.
We have a message here from some dude says, retarded article about racism.
Daniel Kaluya, however the fuck you spell it, is claiming racism for not getting enough deals.
He almost quit acting after dealing with racism.
Are you there yet?
Yep.
What are you doing?
Showing me.
This is awesome because, first of all, you have a weird face, right?
You have a baby face.
Go down a bit.
He looks like he could be five.
He looks like Bernie Mac a little bit.
He looks like Baby Mac.
So that's...
Did you keep that guy in the line because you're such a pussy you can't hang up on people?
What, no.
What, you heard something?
No.
He looks like Bernie Mac when Bernie Mac was six years old.
So that's already weird.
They ruined that Pistols show by casting Malcolm McLaren as some guy who has a baby face.
So baby faces are weird.
They can pull you out of movies, right?
Secondly, you're very, very dark.
Now, as far as cinematography goes, we've made leaps and bounds.
God bless Spike Lee for helping us light blacks.
But when you're casting a movie and you are, like, that's not what he looks like.
He's fucking black.
He's not struck match black.
He's not Wesley Snipes Black.
He's Wesley Snipes Black.
No.
Yes, he is.
You're seeing him super lit.
So that's another factor.
Like, if you're white, albino white, and they're casting you got male, they're going to be like, well, people aren't going to identify with you.
So those are two factors right there why you didn't get cast.
You're also British, so people are like, I hope he does a good American accent.
But when I saw this article, I thought, I want to see your fucking IMDB.
That's funny that they had to go in the broadest of all daylight just to film it, to put him in the middle.
I wanted to go to the desert.
Yeah.
But I remember seeing him, you know, 40, 40, 45.
40, 45.
40, 40, 45, 45.
44, 45.
He was in that.
He had his own segment, and it was like Paul the Postman or something.
And this is a million years ago.
Like, look that up here off.
Would anyone care if he quit acting?
I don't think so.
I don't feel it.
It's called Parking Patawayo.
Parking Patawayo.
Which is already fun.
And it was really unfunny.
I didn't get the joke.
It was like a kid's show about a parking guy?
Your valet.
Have you found it yet?
Yeah.
Play one of those.
Tell me how this is funny.
This is charity, by the way.
And this was 2010.
Or at least it was put up in Charity.
He's got a Bobby hat on.
Is that Patawa?
Is that like Pakistani?
I don't know.
Showing up funny.
Hello, Parking Patowea.
Have you seen it?
Who likes the fucking ticket management?
Nobody.
Rufo Ronnie hasn't displayed a valid ticket, has he?
It's 8:31.
He's been illegally parked for 60 seconds.
Are you going to get him?
Look how young he is in this.
He looks like a fucking teenager.
No one liked me because I'm black.
So I'm looking at his...
Go to his IMDB, Ryan.
Oh, so the working man comes out 60 seconds after he's passed his limit, and you're still going to give him a ticket.
That's the joke.
They're mocking Postman Pete.
Yeah.
Fuck off.
So let me see how old he is.
Crucify the working man.
He's born in 1989.
And he's 23.
His first gig is 2006.
He's born in 89, right?
I said?
Yeah.
Wait.
So he's 16, 17.
Yeah, he gets a gig at 17.
Shoot the messenger.
And then it's, look at this.
Non-stop fucking work.
His entire life.
06, 07, 07, 07.
Three TV appearances in 07.
08, we got one, two, three, four.
He's got four things.
Oh, sorry.
In 07, at the age of 18, he's cast as a regular in the show Skins, where he's got gigs from 07 to 09.
Well, he does these other shows, too.
Then 09, he's rocking.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 things in 09.
2010, we're rocking.
1, 2, 3, 4.
Oh, he's got a TV series in 2009.
He's been acting for three years, and he's on his second TV series, Bellamy's People.
And then boom, boom, 2010.
He's not getting paid.
2011.
Third series, Psychoville.
2009 to 2011.
Still rocking.
Black Panther.
Yeah, he's not getting paid fucking scale at fucking SAG.
2010 to 2012, he's rocking out.
2013, 2014.
His fourth miniseries in 2014 after acting for eight years.
Nobody likes you.
Ruddy Hellitz, Harry and Paul.
He was in there for years.
Babylon.
Then he's in, next thing you know, he's in an American movie.
He's a British guy, but he's in one of the biggest movies ever, but definitely the biggest movie that year, Black Panther, doing an American accent.
Watership Down, a Christmas Carol.
And he's still going.
He's got one in pre-production right now.
So in other words, a lot of these black people just fucking lie.
And they go, it was so hard for me.
I almost quit acting.
I started acting at 16 and a half.
I had like a six-month break in between each job.
I was so pissed off that I almost didn't say yes to the gig I got six months later when I turned 17.
And these fucking pussy journalists, they just, they hear a complaint like that.
Oh, she's probably black.
Yeah, she is.
And she's like, oh, good, racism.
I'm not going to go, Daniel, I looked up your IMDB.
It looks like target practice.
It's just bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
Since you started at 17 with no breaks.
And you compare it.
Most people's IMDb I've noticed.
I don't know why this is.
It looks lazy to me, but it's like a movie and then maybe a movie next year, but usually two years.
The most you'll see is a hit a year.
Boonk, boon, boom.
This guy has like fucking 10 hits a year.
He's a working actor.
He's doing great.
You're welcome.
How about an article where he goes, I'm incredibly black and I have a child's face, but I've been working nonstop since I was 17, including in America where I have to pretend I have an American accent.
I'd love to Just say thank you.
Thank you to the Academy.
Thank you to everyone for employing me and giving me a chance.
I'm fucking rich as shit.
I'm in a huge, another Jordan Peele super hit.
Wow, I love this country.
Wow, I love white people.
So, is that why you get paid so much because you're due to the American accent?
Yeah.
Wait, what was the Milo one?
Was he the highest IQ person to have frosted tips?
Yes, definitely.
Because even a Canadian accent's tough.
Well, I had to work hard to stop saying us and buried.
And I still say pasta.
All my family in Canada.
I still say A. A, I say a lot.
The kids hate when I say pasta or Mario.
Like, it's Mario.
I go, it's Mario.
It's an A. Sitting here eating a steak and listening to Gavin talk about the little chunks of shit in his pants and spitting in his hand.
Cough.
America is a communist country.
Sorry, buddy.
$100 checked.
Oh, here we go.
I was a reactor operator for 13 years.
Sam Benton, Brinton.
I hate that fucking name.
Brinton.
What is that?
Britton.
Brinton last name.
Norfolk at Britton.
D-O-E role.
So it's an old English name.
Fuck Pitbulls.
What does that mean?
Sam Britton is not even remotely qualified for his D-O-E role.
And then fuck Pitbulls.
He's throwing that in there.
Yeah, we all know that, by the way.
Anyone with the brain sees that drag queen clown and goes, you were not elected for your incredible prowess at nuclear energy.
Same with the fucking drag queen he's standing next to.
Everyone looks at that hot mess and goes, fuck that.
Is it more likely that you were given a show on the Daily Wire or are you ever getting to show that Vice movie you said that you made?
I didn't say that I made it.
I did make it.
I made two movies.
One with Vice in it, one with Vice not in it.
I think the latter is more likely because I think Vice is about to go bankrupt.
And when they do, I don't think they're going to want to sue me for making a movie about them.
And I don't really care about getting sued.
The problem is the studio won't release it to me.
And the last time I talked to...
Who owns the rights?
20th Century Fox.
The last time I talked to them, they said, can't you just wait till they go bankrupt?
This guy wants me to give props to a Christian metal band?
Okay, let's try it out.
And it's not hollowed.
Striper?
Striper.
No, not Striper.
With the yellow.
With the yellow striped guitar.
No, come on.
Is this new?
No, this is from the 80s.
This is 2013?
This is gay.
Dude, someone's telling me about Striper?
That's the problem with doing this shit for so long.
You get young people telling you about Striper.
Striper is years ago.
This is the 2013 release, though.
Gen X with Striper.
Yeah, we've all made a million Striper jokes.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
They've changed their guitars, but they used to have Circle.
Remember they were the black and yellow guys.
Look at their guitars.
Watch the guitars.
They're all black and yellow.
They're from 83.
Yeah.
Striper had circle bullseyes on their guitars back then.
Yeah.
Fuck off.
No, Striper.
Didn't they go to like Tiger Stripes, too?
It was horrible.
They were mocked.
Like Beavis and Butthead mocked the fuck out of them.
Yeah.
Them and Winger.
Striper and Winger were like Beavis and Butthead.
Oh, Winger, yeah, yeah.
Fucking...
That was their fucking...
This was pretty funny.
I think I made a Gavin political compass.
You know, where it's like far right, far left.
Mm-hmm.
Very funny.
But I don't know what the categories are.
Maybe you have to click on the category.
The top left would be far left, I suppose.
The bottom right would be far right.
What, redskins?
No, no, no.
The far right would be the top.
Oh, no, yeah, extremist left, top left.
Extremist right, top right.
Bottom left would be ran.
Yes, Ryan?
What is it usually?
Well, how you can just march headlong into something with no idea where it's going.
Yeah.
Well, because you're wearing a red skin and he's married to a feather knot dot.
He's like, I'm just going to fucking start my sentence.
Well, it's a thing you remember.
You can go somewhere.
Look.
I said, Kamala.
There you go.
Word salad.
So click on it.
It's a thing that doesn't change.
So libertarian left is the bottom one that you just hoped would pop into your head.
And then what's the bottom right one?
I can't see it.
Libertarian right.
Yeah.
And then top right, authoritarian right, and then left.
So what's in my hand in the bottom left one?
Ah, who cares?
Let's take a call.
The Quran.
Looks like a passport or a plane ticket.
The Quran.
I used to make Quran covers with pigskin on the inside.
Nice.
In federal prison.
True story.
516, you're on the licks.
True story.
That's crazy.
Why?
Just for fun?
For fun.
Because I needed it.
It was leather on the outside.
But where the hardcovers would have to slide in, the inside would be pigskin.
Nice.
You're pressing buttons, sir.
100%.
100%.
Sir, you're pressing batons.
Go ahead, Carla.
He fell asleep on his phone.
Hello?
Yeah.
Yes, how you doing?
Good morning.
Waguan.
Got a question for Maddie.
So I'm a civilian, but have buddies that might or might not be affiliated with certain clubs.
Okay, sure.
So if I throw a family party, right?
Family party?
You do.
Like a kid's party.
Sure.
Go ahead.
Two guys from different factions or different clubs show up.
Is it on site?
Well, are they rivals?
Yeah.
Then why would you do that at your child's party?
Not personally, not personally, but the clubs, obviously.
Well, if I had, I know people in clubs, all different clubs, from outlaws, pagans, Hells Angels, to Banditos.
I know members in each club.
If I was going to have my son or my daughter's birthday party, I'm not going to invite them.
You wouldn't invite them both?
I wouldn't invite rival factions to that.
Duh.
Regardless of how close you might be with these people.
Regardless of how close they are, you would have to explain to them, listen, I'm not going to invite him because you're going to be there, and I'm not going to invite him because he's going to be there.
And that's not the place for it.
You're just asking for a disaster.
Have you ever seen a pagan and a Hells Angel in a social setting where they weren't going at each other?
You asking Maddie or me?
I'm asking Maddie.
No.
Wasn't there a time?
No, I've been at English Town, Raceway Park, English Town, Dragon Trip, where there was a Hells Angel Chicago Joe drag racing in the Nationals.
The National Drag Racers.
This is an NHRA top fuel dragsters.
And English Town at that time is probably early 2000, 2001.
And we rolled in, we got our VIP passes at the gate, and like 70 pagans and tribe pulled in behind it.
And we kind of cordially just intertwined with each other.
Oh, the bikes were going like that?
Nothing popped off.
No, we both went in to watch the event.
We went to Chicago Joe's.
He was a Hells Angel, famous Hell's Angel drag racer.
Went to his pit crew and everything.
And we had our guys there and everything.
It was very tension-filled, but nothing happened.
But anything could have popped up.
Anything could have happened.
Correct.
It's just a recipe for disaster.
Yeah, don't do it.
So I'm from the area where you guys are from.
I'm familiar with other sorts of things.
And other sorts of things might table something if it's considered out of line.
You have to go on the individual.
Because what an organization might say, the individual may just disregard it and act out.
Even at a civilian's house?
Sure.
Why not?
Not worth the risk, dude.
It's a kids' party.
Why are we even talking about that?
The organization I used to be with fought in a casino, the most heavily surveilled environment in the country, if not the world.
That's public, sure.
That's public.
It doesn't make a difference.
The thing is, you need to ask yourself, why would I invite these two individuals to my home where there may be conflict?
Got it.
That's what you need to think about.
You need to think about the safety and the security of your guests outside of those two individuals.
All right.
Thanks for calling.
I got another Hell's Angel question here, Maddie.
Sure.
It just happened in Toronto.
It says, large, unsanctioned Hell's Angels.
Oh, did I send this to you?
No.
Ryan?
No, I didn't.
But they just did a raid in Massachusetts today.
Large, unsanctioned Hell's Angels procession arrives in Toronto to heavy police presence.
It says a large procession of up to 1,000 Hell's Angels arrived in Toronto's East.
By the way, she spells Hell's Angels without an apostrophe.
Right, there is no apostrophe.
There isn't?
No.
Because it's not Hell's...
Like, it's...
It's...
How do they describe it?
Because people are...
You've got to have an apostrophe either before the S or after the S. No, no, there is no apostrophe at all because it's plural.
Oh, I see.
So how many hells are there?
It's just plural.
There's one hell?
There is no apostrophe.
But there should be.
No.
Okay.
There's only one hell.
Listen, grammar Nazi.
There's no apostrophe.
Trust me when I say.
Okay.
I'm not going to disparage the club, but it looks like a typo to me.
A large procession of up to a thousand Hells Angels members.
I don't understand why she says an unsanctioned.
That's what I don't get.
Hell's Angels go wherever the fuck they want to go, and that's it.
Yeah, it's not top-down management.
It's not like they have to call the Hells Angels and say, can we have a party?
There is no permission asked by any Hells Angel in the world to go wherever the fuck they want, and that's it.
The ride was held in honor of longtime Toronto Hells Angel member Donnie Peterson, who died at 74 of natural causes.
Can you just fucking leave them alone, please, if they want to?
They did a big raid in Massachusetts today.
Oh, yeah, you sent me that.
Yeah, yeah.
Cape Cod, Lynn, Salem, where I used to hang out very much.
They're going hard against all clubs right now.
All motorcycle clubs.
Yeah, in, I believe it's New Zealand.
They just outlawed clubs totally.
Oh, really?
They made Proud Boys a domestic terror group.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, not that I follow it too hard, but, you know, it was a major part of my life.
And, yeah, that's because of the fight in Fall Rivers, Massachusetts.
Remember, I send you the pictures of the videos, guys with all the broken-out windows and the guys.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The raids stem from that, from what I understand.
But maybe the government's also cracking down because they see bikers.
They tend to be patriotic and they have balls.
And they go.
We had the motorcade in Ottawa.
I'm scared there's going to be like...
That guy right there on the right, he gets beat up with a bat from another.
That's pagan in Jersey.
I know the footage.
I don't need to look at what's up on top.
He gets beat up.
The guy in the red?
Yeah.
A couple minutes.
The guy's going to walk up.
Boom.
Baseball bat to the head.
Side of the head.
Bing, bong, bong.
Unbelievable.
You hit a guy with a helmet on.
Yeah, but he's.
I don't even know if he's a prospect because I don't think he has anything on the back of his jacket.
That's like supposedly up the street from the Newark Clubhouse.
But do you think it's possible that the government is cracking down on bikers because they're worried about patriotic bikers?
They're going hard.
I know, but I'm just asking why.
It's an easy target.
Investigators raided two Hells Angels Motorcycle Clubhouses in Westport.
Cape Cod and Lynn.
Multiple marked.
Yeah, it was Cape Cod.
It's part of a larger law enforcement operation at multiple motorcycle clubhouses throughout Massachusetts.
The Hells Angels Clubhouses in Lynn and Danvers were also raided Thursday.
All right.
We've got to wrap it up here.
It's 9.59.
Let's take one more call and then we'll say goodbye.
Okay.
I will check out the show Gamora.
K518.
You're on the late.
Yo.
You hear me, Ryan?
Yes.
Hey, what's going on?
Yo, boys, could you look up Paul Voss?
He's a former NYPD officer that turned bank robber.
That's my stepfather.
I've seen if you would possibly want to do an interview with him.
Yeah, that sounds good.
Leo SS, yes.
Cop bank robber.
Robin Banks.
Paul Voss.
Yeah.
This dude's got some great fucking stories.
Yeah, but he's bald.
Yeah, sorry, Kev.
Yeah.
Okay, that sounds good.
Email the mailbag and put Paul Voss in the subject.
That's a fun idea.
We got to go now.
Yes, I know.
You'll get your demands, Pax.
Don't you worry, your pretty little extortionist head.
Pax.
Thanks, Bundy.
Cheers.
Get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave.
And never stop fighting.
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