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July 18, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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From New York, it's get off my lawn with Jeff and McKinney.
Hello, folks, and welcome to Get Off My Lawn, starring Gavin McInnes, Ryan Katsu-Rivera, and our newest guest, Linda's here.
Hi, Linda.
Linda?
Hi.
Are you not talking?
I said, hi.
Welcome to the show.
Are you going to be a regular guest on this show, or is this just today?
I can see.
Sounds good.
I heard you got caught in the rain this morning.
Yes, it was raining frequently this morning.
And did your stuff get wet?
Some of the things I'm carrying got rained on.
I wasn't planning on it.
What are you carrying?
You have a lot of bric-a-brac with you, documents?
Clothing that I could change into and freshen my look.
You know, because I might have to go to the restroom and, you know, check myself out in the mirror.
Right.
Adjust the makeup.
Wash my hands.
Yep.
Soak in the water.
Can you sit back down?
You get out of frame when you stand up.
Let's see your face.
Take your hat off.
Relax.
Stay a while.
Can we see one of your bags?
I have a bag and a briefcase.
And what's in the bag?
The bag has a variety of things.
Sit down, please.
It has a shirt.
Can you sit down?
It has a shirt, yes?
It has a shirt.
It has photography.
It has an address book.
Telephone numbers of friends.
Business addresses that potentially I might go to in the future, or I might refer somebody else to the address.
It could be for school.
I might have to go to a continuing ed class.
Some people like script writing.
You ever consider that type of continuing?
I've written many scripts, yeah.
Yes.
That would be 10 or more people in the class.
Oh, okay.
After work, you know, at night.
So people might want to consider various subject matter.
Belinda, we can't hear you very well with the mask on.
They might want to consider various subject matter for script writing.
In a class, they could, you know, network with each other.
Can you come up with a scenario that would be in a script, maybe like a horror movie?
What would be a good plot for a horror movie?
What?
Do you like comedy?
Yeah, I love comedy.
Yeah, something that gets people to laugh or lighten up, you know.
What about a horror comedy?
Yeah, some of these American horror movies are a little sort of bloody and eerie and far out.
But sometimes the comedy makes you lighten up.
You don't know if it's going to be available when you want it, though, the comedy.
I mean, you'd like to think, oh, you know, I'll catch a show.
But sometimes they're not always open.
You know, like the nightclub or something, you walk by the building, the door is locked, no one's there.
And you can't go see a comedy.
Right, and you're thinking you can see a show that night.
You know, it's a small club.
Yeah.
I don't see a lot of people fitting in that room.
Maybe 20 people or something.
And there might be a bar.
You can get a drink.
But I walk right by and I said, oh, yeah, this is a comedy club.
But apparently the door was locked.
You couldn't get in.
Oh.
Yeah.
Okay, so that's a fun intro to Linda, what she's all about.
She's a local explorer.
She's in the city.
She's in the Bronx.
She's going to comedy clubs.
I remember I saw you on Thursday, and you had a series of appointments all over the city, and they were all open-ended.
Well, it's various station stops.
Various station stops.
Yes, on the way to where you have to go.
Okay.
Might be a show title.
Various station stops.
Right.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
You know, like the doors will open, but I didn't buy a ticket for that station because I'm going further south on a train.
Yep.
So the door will shut, and then I keep moving into the city, like heading into the city more.
Yep, yep, yep.
You know what I see so much these days?
I just took the train the other day.
I forget for what.
Literally everybody from New Rochelle and on down, they just freely go on the train and they get off when they get yelled at.
Like I live above that, but that's when it starts getting a little dicey when you start heading towards the city.
Yeah, well, you're near the Bronx.
Yeah.
You get Fordham and all that.
Oh, I went to the city to go see Elvis with Pat Dixon.
So I hadn't been on the train in like a while.
And there's so many people that the conductor has to yell at and be like, you don't have a ticket.
Get off the train.
And then they run off.
I was.
And these people that you're talking about, are they...
And they're talking at Elvis.
If you can see, Like on a monitor, it said Elvis, and then I kept walking because I had to catch a train.
I was on my way somewhere else.
Okay, gotcha.
It's a movie with very young talent.
That's true.
Yeah, the guys are very young there.
Okay.
Ryan, these people that are on the train, are they of a particular ethnicity?
I wouldn't say particular because it's pretty diverse.
It's Dominican, Puerto Rican, and African American.
So that's three different types of people.
So that opening song was Toby Nuigui.
Round here is a song.
Great intro song.
A lot of spice.
He's from Houston.
He's Nigerian.
But the first item I want to discuss, I don't know if any of you know this, but pearlfish have been hiding out in the asses of sea cucumbers.
This is much to the sea cucumbers' chagrin.
No, they don't want fish up their ass.
And what they do is they pass water through their anus, and the pearlfish can sense where that is.
This is 1-3.
And so he'll swim up in there.
Now, this has been going on for...
Do you mean like an aquarium?
Yeah.
This has been going on for millions of years, and there he is hiding out in the butthole.
And the sea cucumbers don't like it, so they've been developing anal teeth.
What?
Yeah.
They've been evolving with anal teeth to discourage this.
Because it's not good when people hide out in your ass.
All right.
I think we're ready to start the show with that piece of news.
Yeah.
I think so.
Everything good?
Yeah.
Are you okay there, Linda?
Yeah, I like to stand for a minute or a day.
That's smart.
Why?
Because I can't always be secreted.
It's good for your circulation, dude.
My Apple Watch tells me all the time, it's like, hey, stand up for a second.
I'm like, okay.
Because most of the time I worked in the middle of the day.
What's your job?
Well, I freelance whenever I can.
You know, I'm moving, but in right now, healthcare has been very, you know, I think about it Monday through Friday.
I got you.
Okay, let's start the show.
Is there anything in particular you'd like to talk about?
Yes.
Let's start the show.
First order of business today is Linda's favorite subject, feminism.
Uh-huh.
So I guess after doing the start the show intro, we now have to do the feminism intro.
Who here identifies as a feminist?
We are the storm, the very form of change that the world has been waiting for.
Who said I was too pretty to fight?
That's toxic masculinity if you don't realize how your behavior is hurtful.
I can't remember if we covered this already.
Did we cover a Trump saying who's doing the raping, Don?
No.
Okay, let's go.
Yeah, it did.
It did.
Dud.
It dud.
It is a dud.
So we all know that something like 80% of these legal aliens get raped coming across the border, and it's the coyotes.
And it's happened so often that it's almost not rape because it's part of the deal.
And these women, they know what's going to happen if they take birth control before they go over.
Now, Trump got in trouble because he said they're sending rapists.
Nancy Pelosi.
Yep.
And it turns out it's the coyotes, and it's part of the deal.
They take birth control first.
They know what's going to happen.
The girls can be as young as 12.
And this is just the deal.
It's part of coming to America.
And the left totally avoids this.
It was on Huffington Post of all places where this story first broke, and they've since hidden it.
And it's very hard to come across this stat.
And Don Lamond's defense is, well, it's not really the illegals that are doing it.
It's the coyotes.
What?
Who cares?
Who cares what kind of Mexican is doing the raping?
Cody.
You look at the statistics on rape, on crime, on everything coming in illegally into this country, they're mind-boggling.
If you go to Fusion, you will see a story about 80% of the women coming in.
I mean, you have to take a look at these stories.
And you know who owns Fusion?
Univision.
It was in the Huffington Post.
I said, let me get some of these articles because I've heard some horrible things.
I deal a lot of talking with people on the Border Patrols.
They're incredible people.
I want to get some countries.
I want to get some clarification there.
But Don, all you have to do is go to Fusion and pick up the stories on rape.
And it's unbelievable when you look at what's going on.
So all I'm doing is telling the truth.
I read the Washington Post.
I read the Fusion.
I read The Huffington Post.
And that's about women being raped.
It's not about criminals coming across the border or entering the country.
Somebody's doing the raping, Don.
I mean, you know, somebody's doing the thing as women being raped.
Well, who's doing the raping?
That might be a drop.
Somebody's doing the raping, Don.
It looks like hotel cleaning.
What looks like?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Well, that's feminism.
Let's just do a recap of female cops while we're here.
This is a woman.
Women should not be cops.
I don't know how you feel about that, Linda, but I don't think they're good in combat.
It's just not natural.
There might be some lesbians who can kick some ass, but for the most part, they're not designed for confrontation.
We are.
We were being attacked by saber-toothed tigers 300,000 years ago.
Maybe 200,000.
So we can handle it.
Women, they're new to this.
And this is a perfect example of that.
Look at 1.5.
Like, listen to her scream.
That's not.
What's up?
Where's the knife?
Okay, I need you to take it out of your pocket and give it to me right now.
I need you to take the knife out of your pocket.
I need to take the knife out of your pocket.
Her partner shot him.
Uh-oh, look at his legs.
I think he's paralyzed, dude.
He's trying to stab this poor woman.
And then, we already discussed this on Anthony's show, but I just have to include them in this montage.
Remember these girls?
Like, look at the size of these oompa loompas.
They don't, they're not even as tall as the fucking car.
Now, aren't aren't cop cars like four foot five?
When you think of like where a car touches your body, right?
A cop car, probably like here.
Yeah.
If you're standing up.
So they're below this.
They're under five feet tall.
And then here's this.
Here's the last example.
In New York State?
That's in New York State, yes.
You're talking about a lot of different cultures, and I was thinking to myself, it could be by the airport, a New York State airport.
Could be.
You get a lot of immigration, a lot of cultures.
Yep, great point.
Variety of food and people and clothing.
That's true.
And food.
And food, yep.
I need a cup of coffee.
Yeah, we can get you a cup of coffee.
You need a cup of coffee?
Yes, they have a lot of coffee shops at the airport.
Look what Nita Fashion sent me.
Oh, man.
A whole case of Mr. Brown.
What?
Is that coffee?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
When I lived in Taipei, I lived for this shit.
Oh, wow.
And on the Chinese TV, you just hear like, Mr. Brown.
And it was the only words I understood.
Do you want one of these?
What is it?
It's iced coffee.
Oh, it's an iced coffee.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, she's like.
She wants some?
That's pretty cool.
I can't see it from here.
Dude, the best thing in the world was cheese fries from my old high school.
And when my little cousin went there, I was like, you gotta sneak me some of those cheese fries.
Is it American cheese, though?
Yeah, it's like that canned, gross, plastic cheese.
I loved it.
Oh, God, I hate that.
I'm banning that shit.
It's got sugar in it?
Yep.
All right.
Do you like coffee?
Yes.
It's a really delicious beverage.
Coffee in general.
Because if you go to the airport, there could be a variety of like six different food vendors.
Oh, hun.
If you sit down, we would hear you better, actually, because of the mic.
You don't know which food you have.
I can't hear you with your mask on.
Yeah, so at the airport terminals, they have a variety of food choices, like up to about six different vendors displaying different food.
But you really can't, you're moving through so quickly, you don't know what food it is.
I don't know what the lady was trying to sell me there.
I just kept walking.
And where were you going on this airport?
I went to the airport.
They sell luggage.
Yep.
You know, like various size luggage.
So you just went to the airport for fun?
Well, I had to see who was hiring.
Oh, I see.
Where the flights were going.
They went to Paris.
You know, at night time, 7 o'clock at night.
Like 10 flights going to Paris.
Can you put the can on the plexiglass so it doesn't spill?
You can bring the plexiglass closer to you.
Okay.
And then 1-7, this is the last example of a cop freaking the fuck out.
So this guy gets in a kerfuffle with the cop.
And look at how fast...
Look at her.
Completely panicking.
Bang, bang, bang.
Bang, bang, bang.
She shot her partner, by the way.
No.
Yeah, he's alive.
Are you like that?
But she just has no fucking clue what she's doing.
Holy smokes.
You ever hear that Sam Hyde thing where he's like, if you get pulled over by a female cop, just you're dead.
He's like, wear a bulletproof.
Right away.
Yeah.
If you're going to get pulled over by a female cop, just.
Oh, well.
Do you ever think about being a cop, Linda?
No, I haven't thought about it.
It isn't my type of thing.
It's a dangerous line of work for anybody around the female cop.
Well, what I would do with a female cop, I've always comply with police, but with female cops, I would doubly comply.
She's hands up.
Please stop.
Okay, that police thing is a good segue to today's green screen, which is about how to spot seven ways to spot a Fed.
Seven ways to spot a...
Come on, everybody!
So I don't know if you have ever started a domestic terror group that's banned from New Zealand and Canada, but you tend to attract a lot of feds.
So I would like to present to you seven ways to spot a fed.
I've noticed these guys hanging around.
They used to show up to Proud Boy meetups.
They really wanted to do drugs and they really wanted to talk about insurrection-y stuff.
Whereas the average topic at a Proud Boy meetup is farts, tits, and would you rather die by being buried alive or drowning?
Those kind of interesting subjects.
And I'm sorry, Linda?
There are no choices there.
Yeah, good point.
Some Proud Boys think I'm a fed because they've never interrogated me.
The feds have interrogated pretty much everyone associated with the club.
I think they haven't interrogated me because they know I'm going to lawyer up.
The DA Steinglass came by my house once at about...
Came by my house.
I'm sorry?
Okay.
Yes, ma'am.
Yep.
Steinglass, he came by my house once during that, when the Prowboys were on trial for fighting Antifa.
And he said he would like to talk just as a friend.
You're not in trouble.
Oh, cool.
Come on in, buddy.
And I said, yeah, I'd love to talk.
Let me get my lawyer and we'll set up an appointment.
Never heard from him again.
Anyway, I've had feds come to my local bar, come to my gym, and I'm starting to notice a pattern with these chaps.
And it's not just that same military hairdo.
So let's get into it, shall we?
Number one, they say they're in IT.
They always say they're in cybersecurity.
I don't know why that is, but I have my theories.
I think it's a good job to bullshit about IT because it's hard to find out if someone's lying.
I mean, if you say you work with guns or you work in a...
I'm sorry?
The lie detector test?
The lie detector test, sure.
If you say you work with cars, or you work in baseball and sports, you're with the MLB.
There's a million questions you could be asked.
Military is a really tough one to bullshit, right?
They say, where did you do your training, all that?
What's the motto?
What's the birthday of the Marines?
You know, all that shit.
But it's easy to lie about cybersecurity.
And the great thing about that job is if the questions get too intense, you say, I can't talk about it.
And the subject gets dropped.
So the Fed you are meeting will tell you he's in cybersecurity.
Number two, they vanish when shit goes down.
They cannot be in any photographs.
They can't be in any court papers.
They can't be arrested by the police.
I'm sorry?
Drawings or illustrations.
Drawings or illustrations.
Are you hearing her, Ryan?
Illustrations.
Illustrations, Linda wants to.
Okay.
Yes.
I'm not sure how that pertains to what I'm talking about, but whenever there's a fight, they're gone.
Like, at the slightest hint of a fight, poof, they cease to be.
And I think it's because they can't end up in court.
They can't go down to the station.
People will be like, hey, Marty, how you doing?
I was spying on these guys coming.
Oh, it's the secret?
Oh, sorry.
And I've noticed it's a special type of vanishing, too.
Like, they won't vanish when the fists are flying, but even when there's like, what'd you say?
No, you said, what did you say?
You said that about his son?
Are you talking about his kids?
What the fuck?
Even when those start going, those little almost fights, whoosh, they're gone.
And I called one guy out, who was, believe it or not, in IT.
And I said, dude, you really disappeared quickly the other night.
And he goes, oh, I just didn't want to get into it.
And I go, yeah, I think you're a fed.
And I never heard from him again.
Hmm.
That's another vanishing thing they do.
That's number three.
They vanish when you call them a fed.
Yeah, we had this one guy.
I was like, you seem like a fed, dude.
You're checking off all the boxes.
And he goes, what?
Then he shows me on his phone that he was falsely accused of rape in college to prove he's not a fed.
And the article was available in his little town.
It was a local controversy, and he sued the school because he was innocent, blah, blah, blah.
And I go, what the fuck?
Now you just showed me that you're a fed who was falsely accused of rape in college.
You haven't de-fedified yourself.
Guess what?
Never saw him again.
Number four, too much in common.
If they know a lot about, and I know you're not the founder of a hate group, but in this era of everyone is a co-conspirator and there's sedition around every corner and this was an insurrection and these people are domestic terrorists,
half the country, you're going to come across a Fed.
They're everywhere.
If you're remotely patriotic, look at Jan 6.
Look at that couple in Alaska who were like three hours from Anchorage and they get their doors kicked down because the feds have decided they have Nancy Pelosi's laptop.
So this may seem esoteric, but it'll be on your doorstep soon enough.
Anyway, yeah, I like Animal House, 80s Punk, and Maker's Mark.
Oh, the movie, yes.
Very good.
Linda likes Animal House too.
It's a fraternity, yeah.
They have a lot of parties.
A lot of parties, yep.
Yep.
If someone you meet has all that in common, that's not the way it works.
Usually when you have something in common with someone, it's like a movie or a booze or a band.
Not everything.
And this is why they fuck up.
Like there was this one guy at our gym.
He spoke Quebecois.
Okay, that's pretty fucking rare in New York.
He had a similar tattoo of mine.
I have some like weird Urdu Sanskrit whatever tattoo.
He had one that was similar.
And he also would wear a shirt that had the Irish flag and said proud.
Hmm, you seem like a very proud guy.
A t-shirt.
So be wary of people that you share tons in common with.
Here's a doozy.
This always gives away.
And by the way, I love when feds are in bars because feds can't hold their liquor and they start fucking up.
And this one dude was in IT, believe it or not.
And Maddie...
Free food samples.
Oh, I'm sorry?
Free food samples.
Say it into the mic.
Free food samples.
Free food samples.
Yep.
So Maddie was talking, and this guy knew a fuck ton about crime.
Now, I was talking to my son about this.
I'm like, you're obsessed with baseball, and I'm Sure, in your day-to-day parlance, there will be baseball metaphors, or this will come up, and you'll say, Yeah, well, that's like when the Yankees choked against the Red Sox in that series in 1998 or whatever.
For this guy to know so much about fucking crime and never bring it up is weird.
Anyway, Maddie was talking about a cellmate he had who was named Christy Fenari, known as Tick.
Christy Tick Fanari.
And he had a 100-year sentence.
The guy was born in 1924, and this Fed guy goes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He was a consigliere with the Locassi family.
And Maddie's like, how the fuck?
No one knows.
This guy was, he got a 100-year sentence.
He's a million years old.
Uh-oh, someone's calling me.
It must be important.
Oh.
Mercedes.
And as soon as we called him out, even Maddie was like, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No one knows that much about every fucking criminal.
Every criminal Maddie knew, this guy knew the guy's entire history.
And I think he blurted it out because we were drinking beers.
And he got a little sloppy.
Makeup.
Makeup, good point.
Number six, they don't care about anyone else.
This is another thing I've noticed.
They're really into you and talking to you and laughing at your jokes.
And they've always got really exciting, scintillating stories.
And they're familiar with where your uncle lives in Lead Hills, Scotland, and buddy-buddy.
And then when two other people show up, you go, oh, well, this super friendly guy is probably going to be friendly to them because he's a friendly guy.
He's like a Trump.
You know how the way Trump would be like, how's your daughter?
Oh, what are you doing?
Oh, I heard, did your wife get that cleared up?
Does she still have melanoma?
Trump's that way with everyone.
He genuinely cares about everyone that's around him.
Feds care about you because that's their job.
But when someone else sits down, they're like, this doesn't benefit me.
If anything, I might say the wrong thing and then I'm exposed.
So they shut down when other people show up and they just sort of stare at their phone and are quiet until those people leave and then he's back to life.
Oh, who put a quarter in you?
And number seven, they don't have tattoos.
I don't know why.
They should probably get some tattoos.
But tattoos are pretty normal lower middle class culture.
Everyone's got them from people who make $0 to people who make around $50.
You don't see them in the upper classes.
I have a lot because of punk, I guess.
But one thing you'll notice is that feds never have tattoos because they're pretty wholesome dudes.
I mean, if you have a tattoo bed.
It looks like a single cot.
It looks like a massage bed.
Right.
Oh, the things that they lie down to get tattoos.
Yes, but it's a tattoo parlor bed.
It's a tattoo parlor bed.
But it looks like a massage bed.
I think it is.
I think it's the same, except it doesn't have the hole for your face, or maybe it even does.
Yes, as Linda points out, the massage beds and tattoo beds look very similar.
And I think they are wholesome and they don't have tattoos.
They're pretty good, clean Americans.
And I think they started, they got into law enforcement with good intentions.
And I think they were out to catch bad guys, good old cops and robbers as a kid.
Unfortunately, the agency has been completely corrupted.
And most feds who are still there are wasting America's time by chasing Nazi ghosts that don't exist.
So they may have started out pretty cool, but I don't like them anymore.
Sorry about that.
We've been having some sound trouble today.
Oh my.
Is it back?
No, no, no.
Can you explain what happened?
Literally, thank God.
Literally, thank God.
Literally.
I don't know what caused it, but basically, I changed the inputs to make it work.
The TriCaster, it's...
Boring!
Okay.
I think we should do some racism.
It's been a while since we covered that, right?
Like, participate in racism?
No.
Okay.
Despite all the attention from three-letter agencies, it's not really a thing in my life.
Are you sure maybe you don't want to do some racist stuff here and there?
I'm in IT, by the way.
Okay.
Remember, they interrogated John Kinsman, and they're like, what are you going to do next?
And he's like, first of all, if I was doing a thing, I wouldn't tell you.
Secondly, you hear all my calls.
You see all my emails on JPEG.
So you'd know if I'd said, let's storm the Capitol.
Yes, I'm highly surveilled.
Nothing comes in or out without you seeing it.
And then he goes, just for fun, though, what would you offer me?
Like, all I care about is getting out of here.
I don't even care about money.
And they go, oh, no, we can't affect your sentence.
So what would you do?
And they go, would you like some McDonald's?
Yeah, I want you to go and get me some fries.
It'll be freezing cold by the time you get back here.
Like, I talked, remember we talked to Kumi about this because he has a friend who just got out of the FBI.
And he said, yeah, the guy's really disappointed in the FBI.
Anyway, let's get to some racism.
I'm a black female.
What other different...
What else could I have done to piss you off?
Black woman?
This is really inconvenient.
A manicure.
Can we stop giving illegals free shit?
I'm sorry, manicure?
Yes, give yourself a manicure.
Can you bring the mic to your mouth just a little closer?
Get closer to the mic when you talk, Linda.
A manicure.
Gotcha.
Perfect.
Good to know.
Thank you.
I've seen a lot of examples of this where everyone pretends we're all the same.
And they'll say, crime is really bad in America.
And you're like, well, you mean Baltimore and the south side of Chicago.
It's not bad in Paloma, Texas.
And they'll go, We're just going to give some money to some people.
And they give it to people who don't speak English.
Like, find an American.
Find some black dude who's mowing lawns and using the money to buy more landscaping equipment because he started his own business and he walks six miles to work every day.
Find one of those.
Just because you see someone poor doesn't mean they deserve money.
Go to 2-2.
Obadiah Baldwin is showing us the spot outside his Paris home where he stopped street vendor Miguel Lopez earlier this month.
200 just in case.
Let's buy out the corn man.
With his 13-year-old son following behind, Obadiah was about to give Miguel a big surprise by asking him how much for everything on the cart.
$80 for this?
Okay.
And then how much are these?
Wait, you didn't even donate.
You just bought a lot of shit.
$80 for the corn and $40 for the chips.
How much?
$120.
$120.
Let's get it.
Obadiah says he did this in part because it was a...
Yeah.
I hate everything about this story.
If you just gave him the money because you're not going to actually use all that shit, unless he is.
Linda, we're paying you $100 to be here today.
What are you going to do with the money?
Well, I'm going to invest it in dinner later.
Invest it in dinner.
Do you think that dinner's going to go up in value?
Won't it go way down in value?
I'm going to go...
I'm going to go ahead and see what sort of restaurants are over there.
Okay.
She's going to invest in dinner.
I think they have a deli or a cafe over there.
Yeah, I think they do.
The Nelk Boys.
Wait, is this...
Yeah, the Nelk Boys did this too recently.
See if you can find that.
I forgot to put it in my notes.
But Nelk Boys go up, they grab some random dude out of his truck, and they just...
They give him like 50 grand or some shit.
And you're like, he doesn't speak English.
He already won the lottery.
It's called Being Here.
Stop giving illegals money.
And it's just, the thing that bothers me about it is this like fucking blindness where it's like, we're all the same.
Everyone that's poor is a hard worker.
I don't even think you should tip illegals.
Well, if you spend $5 on your own.
Wait, go back?
Is that Nilk Boys?
Are they illegal too?
$5 on food is alright?
Yeah, it's the Home Depot one.
I help Mexican families at Home Depot.
Why?
Alright, boys.
I want to say thank you guys so much for the support in all the videos.
We are giving away the truck.
Someone that subscribed to the life of Steve.
There's a good life lesson.
Charity begins at home.
These people are not at their home.
They're in someone else's home called America.
Oh, wait, he's American.
This isn't the one.
The one I saw, the guy couldn't even speak English.
All right, you get the idea.
This is a funny article going around.
So this woman, this kid, these rich white Jewish people adopt an Ethiopian because it's virtue signaling and it looks cool.
And he turns out to be a low IQ nightmare.
And they get all the status of having a black kid in the house, but they also get bullet shot, bullet wounds.
They get gunshot.
So this guy, Andrew Tekle Sundberg, Tekle is a common name in Ethiopia.
They give him a cool Ethiopian name so they can say our black son has an Ethiopian name.
He's a complete fucking psycho, drug addict, gangster.
I saw one picture where he's going like this, which is called the Pitchfork, and it's the Gangsta Disciples gang sign.
So I think he's in the Gangsta Disciples.
Those are the ones that have the Jewish star of David for some weird fucking reason.
What was that?
Folk Nation?
They're like close with Crips.
That's why they do the six-point star.
Yes.
Right.
Is this like something out of Bloomberg?
Something out of what?
Bloomberg.
Financial.
Yeah, it's similar to something that would be on Bloomberg.
Right.
So that's the guy.
This woman, Arabella Foss Yarbrough.
She's peacefully sitting at home, and he's obsessed with her.
He stalks her, and she's just not interested in having sex with him.
So he starts shooting at her apartment.
So as she's sitting there brushing her teeth, bullets start flying through the apartment.
Like 50.
What happened?
He shoots out the door.
Look at her front door.
It's destroyed.
In her front door alone, click on that top right pick.
Oh, you're going to get her mic pointing to her?
Got to get her mic.
These microphones are very sensitive.
He's got like what?
One, two, three, four, five, six bullet holes through her front door.
Her kitchen, sorry, her bathroom mirror just shatters.
So she grabs her kids, hits the deck, calls 911.
The cops show up.
They get everyone out of the building somehow.
And they say, come on with your hands up.
He refuses.
And eventually he dies by cop after refusing and shooting out with the police.
And everyone shows up to protest?
The police.
You dicks, what are you doing?
Couldn't it just shot the gun out of his hand?
Why didn't you send in a robot to wrestle him to the ground?
Why didn't you get Robocop?
Why didn't you dress up in an Iron Man suit and then just fight him that way?
So she's furious, of course.
Go to 2-4.
That's her.
It was a terrible.
I'm sure it was a terrible.
You're alive.
Shut up.
They're telling her to shut up.
Just to be clear, stop, stop.
She was shot at by a psychotic gang member who was a murderer.
She called the police.
He refused to comply.
Eventually, he got shot.
And they're there to shit on her.
And they're telling her to shut up.
And it's all white people, of course.
And they're like, even his mother issued a statement.
She's like, he was an imperfect person, but he didn't have to die.
I don't know.
Take it up with him.
Keep going.
It's not okay.
It's not okay.
This is not a George Floyd situation.
George Floyd was unarmed.
He was unarmed.
You're alive.
I'm sorry.
You're alive, they yell at her.
How dare she?
My kids have to deal with this.
You probably have a mental illness now because they almost lost their life.
There's bullet holes in my kitchen.
Not in you.
Not in you, though.
Watching my moves.
It's these fucking liberal whites who want there to be racist cops because it explains black failure.
Why are blacks fucking up all the time?
Because America is racist and they're hunted by cops.
What are you doing?
A tribute, dude.
This is fucked up.
This guy got gunned down by the goddang police.
He's not a perfect person.
All he was doing was trying to murder people, and now he's the bad guy?
Racist.
I'm not a person.
I found his GoFundMe 2.6.
It's doing great.
They changed the name because people were mad and they tried to shut it down.
I think the Nelk Boys actually donated to it.
Is it 2.7?
Yeah, it's 2.7.
2.7.
Okay.
Yeah, 2.6 was something else.
She's got...
Here's this.
Yeah, but that's just a...
I don't do those screen grabs anymore.
I want the actual thing.
Yeah, it went up a lot since.
Could he have a more annoying mouth, please?
Yeah, I noticed that.
Yet again, he's not a perfect person.
He's imperfect.
He's flawed.
She's organizing this fundraiser on behalf of Cindy Sundberg for her imperfect son, 20 grand.
What planet are we living on?
Where someone tries to kill an innocent woman and he gets shot by the cops, basically on purpose.
They're all left-wing.
Even this woman, she's pro-Breonna Taylor, pro-George Floyd.
She just thinks this particular guy was going too far because he was.
I think both of those two were asking for it.
Breonna Taylor was living with a drug dealer.
She had a body in her trunk.
She was carrying all their cash.
You're in a dangerous situation, lady.
There's going to be trouble.
And George Floyd.
You play Russian roulette with the police enough times.
It's going to end bad.
2-8, you can see his pitchforks up.
See them pitch folks.
There he is sitting on.
Is this in a foreign country, Israel?
Yes, this happened in Israel.
Oh, I see.
Tel Aviv, I think?
It was Tel Aviv, yeah.
You'll notice the accents have changed.
They have a very sort of New York kind of an accent now.
Click on those pics, though.
It's like the chicken or the egg.
What came first?
The New York Drew accent?
Yeah, where was this?
Was it Milwaukee?
Minnesota.
Minnesota?
He loves sitting on cop cars.
Is he a police officer?
He gets to sit right on the police.
Go to the last one.
No, it's the history.
That's the gangsta discipleship.
He's the, you know, the black hat on.
Yeah, but then he's got a kafaya here.
He speaks Hebrew and he's got the...
It could be that scenario.
What do you think of Jews?
Are you a fan?
No, but the guy has a white shirt on, black trousers.
He's got those strings, the white strings.
The Zitzi?
He's the Hasidic Jewish guy.
Oh, okay.
He's got guns, right?
Yep.
Doesn't he carry guns?
Yep, maybe he's in Mossad.
He's got...
I don't think, yeah, I think that's his weapon of choice.
What do you think of Jews, Linda?
They speak Hebrew.
What do you think of blacks?
They don't say anything.
Oh, really?
They don't affect me.
It's not been my experience.
What do you think of Mexicans?
I think they find humor in things.
That's true.
What do you think of Mexicans?
Maybe they listen to radio, talk radio.
They listen to talk radio, that's true.
Hannity, mostly.
Swords, they drink beer.
They drink beer, yep.
And what do you think of?
Drink bottles of beer?
What do you think of Asians?
They have the wonton soup.
Yep, that is true.
Who's better?
Chinese people or Japanese people?
Japanese is good.
I mean, if you get a manicure.
Yep.
I think Koreans and Chinese do the manicure thing.
Japanese probably do it too.
Who's fatter?
Blacks or Jews?
I haven't looked at it that way.
I'd have to think about it.
Well, do a deep dive on that and get back to us, please.
All right, let's jump over to my pet Biden.
Wait, you don't want to ask me?
What is David Duke, Pete Davidson?
Duke Davidson.
Dude, your eyes look like some exotic parrot.
You don't look like David Duke.
Yeah, I'm a parrot, all right.
I recite all the stuff that I heard a certain guy in 1940s talking about.
Duke Davidson.
I think you should abandon this character.
Yeah, I know.
Redo the eyes or something.
Plus, I don't even get the joke.
Like, what has David Duke and Pete Davidson you got in common?
It was just so dumb that I had to do it.
The Jaguar would like to park their vehicles, you know, and walk around.
Traffic control, you know, you see the guy with the hat on walking around.
Yeah, no, I'm traffic.
I'm good for parking next to you.
Who's this guy?
Yeah, I don't know.
Traffic, you know, he regulates traffic.
Biden.
On him I can depend.
My dad.
Biden.
President.
He's big and food.
Sleepy.
But a friendly monster too.
My dad.
Biden.
Wait, what?
That doesn't rhyme.
So Mr. Magoo is just in Saudi Arabia after declaring American oil verboten, we need some oil.
So he, instead of mining it here, what the fuck's out of my brain?
Is that the beer already fucking up my synapses?
The man has banned American oil.
We got plenty of oil.
We got pipelines.
We got natural gas.
We got a million solutions to this problem.
But he doesn't like fossil fuels.
He wants everyone to drive solar cars.
So to get oil, he went to Saudi Arabia.
He wasn't greeted by the king.
He was greeted by some fucking bureaucrat.
He gave him a fist pump when he got there.
He sleeps through all the meetings.
And when he begged them for more, they went, that's nice, no.
And then he talked tough about Saudi Arabia, right?
That helped him get elected.
Or helped him get votes.
He didn't get elected.
And remember that Oshogi guy they killed?
That American journalist?
Khashoggi, right?
Yeah.
He goes, I tore them a new ass.
I said, what happened with him?
And they said, we don't know.
And then I said, I think you're lying.
Saudi Arabia denies that this conversation happened.
And we know that he's a compulsive liar.
In fact, he's always been a compulsive liar.
His entire career is rife with plagiarism.
But we'll get to that in a second.
So the trip was a flop, as you could imagine.
And here he is dying 2-9 making a speech.
And I had a terrible headache here.
Excuse me, a terrible headache.
He can't handle jet lag is the problem.
Every time he goes to a place that has weird time, he's completely fucked because he can't get on track.
I had a terrible headache.
This is years ago.
And I did a very stupid thing.
Became president.
And I flew home.
We need more justice, more dignity.
And thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you, folks.
Appreciate it very, very much.
Shake an invisible person's hand.
Where are you going, Joe?
You want me to go this way?
Ave.
And then 3-0, he told the Saudis one of the times he wasn't sleeping, he mentioned that we have to be free to practice our face.
I guess he means Indian Joker face?
Oh, we can do that all day long.
Yeah, I'd.
Can I practice your face as a punching bag?
And here's an old clip of him.
So we know he's senile, right?
And he's completely lost it, but even when he was copus mentis, he was a fucking reckless candidate Joseph Biden today faces a controversy.
Three weeks ago at a debate at the Iowa State Fair, he used phrases identical to those delivered by Sami Kinnock.
Biden seems to be claiming Kinnock's vision and life as his own.
Why is it that my wife is sitting out there in the audience is the first in her family to ever go to college?
Why is Janice the first woman in her family in a thousand generations to be able to get to university?
My ancestors who worked in the coal mines in northeast Pennsylvania know come up after 12 hours and play football eight hours underground and then come up and play football.
It's because they didn't have a platform upon which to stand.
There was no platform upon which they could stand.
The notion that every thought or notion or idea you have to go back and find and attribute to someone, I think is quite frankly ludicrous.
The problem here is that Senator Biden told his audience he'd just been thinking about these things, and he failed to give any credit at all to his famous British speechwriter.
Now that's a little too much, because as you point out, what's behind the words?
What's there?
And a lot of people, the rap on Biden has always been.
It's just a surface.
I should have said, to paraphrase Neil Kinnock.
Well, yes.
It's the only time I didn't.
And all the times I've ever used it.
But CBS News found a tape of a second instance.
It reappeared in the New York Times with a new charge that Biden had appropriated a famous litany from the late Robert Kennedy about what the gross national product cannot measure.
It cannot measure the health of our children.
The health of our children.
The quality of our education.
The quality of their education.
The joy of their play.
Or the joy of their play.
Biden gave Kennedy no credit.
He has also quoted or paraphrased John Kennedy, Hubert Humphrey, and British Labour Party leader Neil Kinnock, all without credit.
Joseph Biden admitted today that he was certain when he was in law.
This clown goes way back.
And isn't it amazing how he doesn't cite someone and he goes, the only thing I did wrong was not citing them.
And you're like, yeah, that's what plagiarism is, you retard.
Pardon me?
Chuck Schumer.
Do you like him?
No.
In politics, no.
No, I don't like anyone that hates guns.
Oh, okay.
Here's a weird one.
Kamala is still trying to wing it.
Do you know what a phone tree is, Linda?
A phone tree?
Yeah.
I don't think I know what a phone is, but the phone tree is.
Yeah, I think we both know what a phone is.
We both know what a tree is.
But phone trees are new to me.
And apparently we have badass ones.
Oh.
Go to 3-2.
And to make this happen, let us do what we do best.
We build coalitions.
We know how to do that.
We've got the meanest, baddest phone trees in the world.
Keep running with the abortion on demand.
We don't need messaging there.
I looked up phone Trees, it's really weird.
It's like the structure of a calling process where you're trying to communicate with a lot of people.
Yeah, it's like no video.
You know, you don't see any video there.
It's like, what is the budget?
But there is no videotape.
I believe, Linda, you're describing what phones are.
Right, but as far as the way I see it is, you know, with this political discussion, is that I really don't see any video on it that isn't in the presentation.
She nails it once again.
As far as any kind of budget.
This isn't the first time you've done political commentary.
You are a pro.
You've done this before.
Do you have a podcast?
Yeah, you do.
I think it's online.
Really?
Oh, you have a podcast that's online?
Yes, the podcast is online.
What's it called?
Is it a radio show or something?
Yep.
Oh, it's called Is It a Radio Show or something?
Oh, I see.
With Linda.
That's fun.
Podcast is new.
If you go out to Long Island, you know, sometimes they'll have a podcast.
And they'll show the water, you know, way out there in Long Island.
So there's a video group.
They'll show a boat and maybe somebody's fishing or something or doing some, you know, but the weather is, the sun isn't out.
The weather is like a day like today, you know?
I see.
It's like the classic Long Island style of podcasting, yeah.
Yeah, so small craft, you know, small boat on the water.
The weather, there's no sun there.
The weather isn't really the best conditions for a video, but you know, it's...
They still make do, though, yeah.
So I'm a little confused here.
This Long Island podcast, it does have a video component.
Yes.
Like this.
They should.
It's a vidcast.
I see.
And George Washington is not involved in any of this, or a little bit?
Not that I know of.
Okay.
That's true.
And then 3-3, I can't remember if we've shown this or not, but I got to get it off my plate.
She's doing another repeating the word thing, nothing to fear but fear itself.
Is our audio still working?
Are you seeing?
Yes.
Okay.
Thank God.
We are expanding access to transportation.
Seems like maybe it's a small issue, it's a big issue.
You need to get to go and need to be able to get where you need to go to do the work and get home.
Wait, I think that's my favorite one.
That one's good.
That one's fun.
It sounds like popcorn.
You need to get to go and you need to be able to get to go when you get to get to get to go.
Do it again.
You need to get to go and need to be able to get where you need to go to do the work and get home.
Well, at least you know she's not plagiarizing anyone there.
Yeah, that's true.
That is original.
That sounds like some shit that I say to my daughter when she's crying.
You know what?
You just want to talk?
Because then they're confused.
You're just like, hey, we got to go.
We got to get your stuff.
We got to go.
And she's just like, almost crying?
Because you just have to keep the words going.
You know what I used to do to my daughter when she would cry?
And this always worked.
Ooh.
I would go, why are you crying?
Why are you crying?
Why are you crying?
Why, why?
Why are you crying?
Why are you crying?
Why are you crying?
Why, why?
And she'd just like, oh, you just got to confuse the kids, man.
If they're crying because they're comfortable in the car seat, strapped against their body, man.
It's America.
Yeah, distract them, man.
One time my daughter had a cut on her hand.
When we first had our first child, I was stupid enough to think, we can still party, man.
So what?
We have a baby.
We're partying.
We're party parents, dude.
So I had a fucking party.
Some idiot was break dancing, joke break dancing in the kitchen, smashed a 40.
I thought I got all the glass, but there was one little tiny piece that was wedged in where the tiles meet the hardwood floor.
She crawled on it, cut her fucking hand.
Yikes.
And so they had to stitch it up.
And it sucks because she's crawling at this time.
So I have to keep bandaging it and bandaging it, and it gets all dirty and stuff.
But while he was stitching her hand, I had to do the most top-of-the-line distraction.
She had to get stitches?
Yeah, she had to get, I think, three stitches.
But he's injecting the numbing stuff in there, and that hurts.
So I'm like, hey, and then I took a paper bag and I ate it in front of her.
It sounds like what the fuck is going on?
It works.
It works.
Just the confusion of it all.
All right, let's jump to the...
You want to go to the mailbag?
Linda?
Go ahead.
Sweet.
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
Let's turn our eyes together's mailbag.
Let me touch it.
Couple news items we didn't get.
I'm sorry?
Do you like restaurants?
Yeah.
I mean, if you're going to be in a kitchen, do you like the restaurants versus being at a private house?
Oh, I see what you're saying.
I think both are great.
I like them both, too.
That way, there might not be an accident with your daughter if you're in a restaurant.
Yep.
And if there is, you can sue.
Actually, no, there was, I told you about the accident when she was a baby.
The waiter tripped and spilled hot sake on her face.
Right.
But thank you, big guy.
Because from the sake container to her face, it cooled in the air and didn't burn her.
Wow.
And I was like, what the fuck are you doing?
To the waiter.
And it was David Cross was there.
And he was like, dude, chill out.
Like, I'm sorry.
I just, I have this pet peeve about having my children disfigured.
Bennefer's married.
400 cops responding to Ulvalde shooting didn't take down gunman for over an hour.
There was a gunman in Indiana.
Gunman?
There was a gunman in Indiana over the weekend taken down by a good Samaritan.
Right?
I sent you another story, Ryan, that we forgot to cover.
Oh, yeah.
I got more guns.
Here's the Indiana.
If we want that.
The media is hiding it, dude.
The way the media writes this story is they go, okay, so Fox News goes shot dead by an armed Good Samaritan, right?
But I think it was Washington Post.
It was like, three dead in Indiana shooting.
Killed by a gun.
Oh, they counted the shooter dying as a death?
Like the guy the Good Samaritan shot?
Fucking murderer, murdered.
The citizen that was lawfully carrying a firearm in that food court and was able to stop this shooter almost as soon as he began.
The real hero of the day is the citizen that was lawfully carrying a firearm in that food court and was able to stop this shooter almost as soon as he began.
The real hero of the day?
Oh, I guess we watched that twice.
And there's this one?
Friend, alert, it's called Bidening.
It's taking the internet by storm.
It goes like this.
When you're riding a bicycle, fall over like Joe Biden.
That's about it.
Check him out.
Well, they do it at the same spot.
That's not how he did it, though.
He kept his foot on the pedal.
Oh, these are pussy falls.
Yeah, somebody commit.
You got to give it to the president.
That wasn't terrible.
This better be good.
I'm a fall snob.
I'm a slapstick snob.
Okay, you drank some beer.
Kind of crowbarring your beer skills into a Biden joke.
This should have been in my pet Biden.
All right, that was good.
That's a B-plus.
It looks totally disorganized.
Yeah.
Like no rhyme or reason there.
That's the thing I love about the mailbag.
It's just a cornucopia.
This email is titled, I Cry Like a Bitch.
And I don't know if I covered this recently, but no one told me.
Actually, someone did tell me.
I remember I used to go to this bar called Carlin's, and there was this guy, Carl, who owned it.
And he goes, something about being old, you turn into a fucking crybaby.
And I was under 50 at the time, and I went, yeah, whatever, dude.
Dude, you hit 50, and it is blubber central.
I was, stop me, if I've told you this, but did I tell you about the slingshot video?
That you cried in it?
No.
I'm watching a slingshot video.
And it's a mother-son team.
And maybe if you can find it, Moms on Slingshot or Mother-Son Slingshot.
And they're launched in, and kids are especially funny on Slingshot because you're seeing someone experience this fear for the first time in their lives.
Adults have been through it before, so they're like, ah, but kids are just like, their eyes go like this, and they have this face of sheer terror.
Is that it?
No.
Oh, man.
But it was like, well, show that anyway.
So she's laughing and she's like, are you okay, Darren, or whatever?
And he's like, yeah, yeah.
And she goes, I have the best kid in the world.
And I'm laughing at the kid at how scared he is.
Yeah.
I think it was, I was here on Saturday.
I was watching in my office.
And then she goes, dad's here.
Dad's all around us.
He's always with us.
And then I realize the father's dead.
And I go from and I'm making like these faggot sounds as I set the alarm to leave the studio.
I'm blubbering, going like, beep, beep, boop, beep, beep, beep, beep.
And like on my motorcycle, driving and crying.
See, look at him.
He's so confused.
I have seen.
I've probably watched a thousand hours of these.
I think I've seen every single one.
This kid panic so much he calls his mom by her real name.
Help me, Janice.
Help me.
Look at Janice.
Help, help.
Wait, I got...
Come on.
There's no way to not see.
Maybe it's his dad's girlfriend.
This is his aunt.
This could be his dad.
It's his aunt.
Oh, yeah.
This is an early.
This looks like the 19th century.
It's called the Swing Shop.
It's me?
They throw me up in the air for a nickel.
Is that how they spoke in the 70s?
Yeah.
Sounds like something's breaking.
That doesn't look safe, dude.
He's getting out of there, Janet.
Yeah, that looks terrible.
Yeah, that's...
Brian was not safe back then.
Little head.
You can.
He is falling, Janet.
Yeah, this is not funny.
He's going to die from McDonald's and the slingshot.
Anyway, this guy thinks this is going to make us cry.
Let's see what you got.
All right.
There you go.
The internet.
The internet, baby.
You can swipe images off of the internet and, you know, at work.
That's true.
And do things with it.
Technically, I am swiping the internet.
You can use various images.
You could swipe it.
It's copyright free, isn't it?
Like most of it?
Yeah.
That's what we do here.
Yeah, and then you could just put it to work for you.
Absolutely.
A lot of images.
So you just type in different, you know, well, either like what is the theme?
Is it politics?
Or, you know, what is the topic we're discussing here?
And then you just key it right in online, and they'll show you a lot of images.
And you can swipe so many images off the internet, you know, just it's not more than 50, though, right?
Yeah, I mean, for like almost anything you could think of.
How many pictures are there of elephants on the internet?
Elephants.
probably like 14.
Yes, animals.
How many pictures are there of animals?
They carry their cell phones and they'll watch animals.
You know, they're on the train platform waiting for a train to come in.
The train is kind of slow.
It's like off.
It's not rush hour time, you know?
Right.
Off people.
And this guy is watching like some sort of leopard, you know, like going into the water.
Oh, right.
Yeah, it's interesting looking.
I have a feeling.
I have a feeling, Linda, that you like to just go exploring.
You go to the airport, you go to various stops, you walk around the city.
The airport has a lot of immigration, different types of food to look at.
And so you don't actually have this food, you just look at it.
Yes, I was in a hurry.
I had a rush.
Do you live alone?
Yes.
We don't give it.
Where did you grow up?
And in New York State.
But listen, I if you can swipe things offline, but it might not really go to print and be seen as advertising in public.
It might be done in the office, yes, but you don't know how much of it really goes to print in the magazine.
You see it in the subway, some advertising.
It might not ever get there.
It might not ever reach that magazine or something, the images off of the internet.
But it's something to work with.
But that looks like animation behind you.
It is.
That's probably why.
So we're supposed to cry for that.
Am I supposed to cry at this?
My son's on the cover of a magazine?
What is this?
Darman?
It literally looks Dharmanian.
That's a Dharman-esque.
Watch the clock tick down, knowing that a baby would soon be wrong.
Moments about miscarriage.
That's what abortion.
Dude, this is beyond corny.
Is this Dharman Records, dude?
Did she heard that day?
It was a mistake, but don't promise.
This is making me pro-choice.
I wish the person who made this song was aborted.
This isn't familiar.
No.
Dude, that made you cry?
I'm not saying I hate the song.
Wow.
What a dork you are, sir.
Did you know that?
Some things take a really long time online.
You know, if you go to different internet cafes and you type in like a website, sometimes you won't get it.
I got to read this letter, my dear.
Wait, real quick about Dar Man.
What was that thing that we saw, Dar Man and another cringe guy that we like?
Oh, it was like a crossover, right?
Was it on cringe with a cute no?
Frick.
I'll see if.
Gav, your take on the female reporter without a hijab is dead on.
All she's doing is disrespecting that community's traditions to say, ooh, look at me, I'm an edgy, counter-cultural rebel, badass.
Don't I blow your mind?
She's just a geographically challenged feminist, tired and boring.
She should leave those kids and their shitty culture alone.
I added shitty, by the way.
Think along those lines, I can't help but be reminded of all the maps we've all seen of what every past presidential election would have looked like if women hadn't voted.
These thoughts also come to me as I'm driving, and I find myself constantly frustrated at having to navigate this sea of incompetent drivers, mostly made up of women, commuting to their worthless, soulless jobs so they don't have to lovingly raise their children.
The fair sex does not have the driving gene, let's face it.
They are road hazards.
Yeah.
I kind of like radical Islam where the woman has to call and ask permission from her jabuti before she can drive.
But it's not just women.
In the suburbs, it's full of these Guatemalan nannies that have been gifted the family Range Rover to go do errands.
You can barely see over the dash.
She's like this.
Just, what?
I'm just, every time I'm in the Jaguar 2, I'm like, don't go fucking do this!
Because my insurance sucks on it.
Geico thinks it's worth like five grand.
I tried to get that classic car insurance.
But if you drive it every day, then you can't have classic car insurance.
You can only drive it like a month or two a year.
Oh, this video was going around.
This is NSFW, very, very intense.
Video.
You're about to see a man die.
Yeah, it's fucked up.
But the thing I don't get is, what, Tagula?
Laue Michael Tagula.
That's a...
Is he like Samoan?
Right?
Oh, Brisbane.
He's a Maori or something.
Okay, wait, stop, stop.
So this guy has a fucking knife out.
And the odds are, if someone is carrying a knife in combat, they've used it before and they're good.
Just like the guy, and when I say good, I mean good at stabbing, getting good at it, if you will.
Like that bodega guy, he knew to sink it right into the juggler.
He wasn't fucking around.
This guy's not going to be fucking around.
I don't get the idea of going up to someone with a knife being like, what, bitch?
You think you're tough?
You think you're tough?
I'll fucking kick your ass.
You think it's funny?
Linda loves seeing young men stabbed in the neck.
Not safe for work.
You have to be in really good condition, you know.
Get over your medical ailments, whatever they happen to be.
Yep, these are all great fights.
What are you doing, dude?
Look, he's geeking out the things, and then the other guy's like, I don't have time for this shit.
He's just standing there holding his neck like, this is probably bad.
Look at that blood.
He's dead.
Jesus.
Isn't that intense?
Yeah, it's really bad.
Police have charged a man 20 following the death of Laue Michael Tagola, 24, near the Fortitude Valley train station at Brisbane.
My heart and condolences go out to his family.
Didn't deserve how he held his neck looking at the blood dripping down is truly the most heartbreaking thing to watch.
Yeah.
What a like he didn't even realize that was going to happen.
He just was going in there.
It doesn't even look like he was throwing a punch, right?
It was like he was throwing away.
No, but he had this attitude of like, I got to clean up this mess.
Like you would if you were a toddler, if you worked at a daycare, there's two toddlers fighting over a crayon.
You just be like, guys, break it.
Right, right.
But dude, when someone has a knife, you're going to lose.
I've never seen you this chipper.
You have a dark sense of humor, Linda.
I try to keep it light.
I think comedy lightens everything up.
That's true.
But sometimes the job, you don't look at it as a comedy or humor.
You just are there for the job, you know, you just, whatever it happens to be.
Why did you put your mask on?
Well, some people talk about COVID nowadays, whether you like it or not, you know?
Sometimes the complaints will be false.
I'd like to try and demystify the quarter zip sweater.
In golf, the quarter zip does have some utility.
When unzipped, it's less restrictive on your shoulders and chest when you swing.
Bullshit.
When zipped, it doubles as a scarf.
I honestly can't believe that I have to explain fashion to a guy that started his media career in fashion.
No, I'm not buying that.
Woman Writers, this one's called.
Dear Gavin and Ryan, I was searching to buy something from Bucky's and went down a rabbit hole for remembering hearing something on Infowars in the past about a tie of Ron Paul and the owner.
Yeah, the guy who owns Bucky's likes Ron Paul and donated to some shit.
So this gigantic fat pig reviews food for a living.
Her Twitter's at the bottom of the email thing.
She's enormous.
And her job is stuffing her face and writing about it.
But she's decided she hates Buckies, and it's time for a boycott because Buckies is pro-life, right?
And then there's one line.
So this is a terrible article.
And again, I think women tend to be really bad writers.
Most of my favorite writers are female.
Lauren Hillebrand, Candice Miller.
I'm reading a book now called River of Doubt.
It's fantastic.
Ann Coulter is a great writer, Michelle Malkin.
See, people don't understand that.
They go, you think women are bad at writing, but you can't have favorite writers that are female.
Yes, you can say short guys are bad at basketball, and your favorite guy in the NBA could be 5'8 ⁇ .
That ain't no woman.
It's a man-man.
Austin Powers.
Yes.
Good.
Nice catch.
But so she doesn't like them because they're anti-abortion.
And then she says this.
This is typical of the left.
Still, it's hard for me to justify putting money in the pockets of a man who's willing to support politicians that actively spend their days thinking of new ways to marginalize people of color, trans people, women, and disabled people.
It sounds like you're trying to come up with things for comedy, stand-up comedy.
Yes.
What the fuck have disabled people got?
I was at the comedy club and the door was locked.
I couldn't get in there.
I was like, yes, I definitely want to see the show later, you know, because they have it at night.
We can't hear you if you're not sitting down and your mask makes it hard to hear.
Yes, but if the door was locked, I couldn't get in.
Okay, let's take a break from interrupting for a second here.
If anything, abortion hurts disabled people.
I mean, if they see that it's going to have some sort of serious physical ailment, they abort it.
They abort everything with Down syndrome.
Isn't that a disability?
I don't get this fucking intersectionality where if you don't like this, then you hate all our shit.
I hate the fact that you're eating yourself to death.
Here's one you can do on your own time.
Board Ape NFT Troll.
Have you seen this documentary about Bored Ape Yacht Club NFTs by Phileon?
Of course, NFTs are gee, but if this documentary is correct, it's also the greatest, most hilarious worldwide troll of all time.
Up there with the okay sign and free bleeding.
This could make a great green screen segment.
Well, I'm not going to do it, but I watched some of this, and it seems very compelling.
So zoom out, Ryan.
People can look at it on their own.
It's called Bored Ape Nazi Club.
I'm like, to me, that's probably a worse thing than being anti-communists.
Send me a text.
Okay.
Oh, right now?
Why did you lose your phone?
Yeah, but they don't leave a message for you, and they don't want a message.
They want a text.
I see.
Linda, I'm a little confused by some of your texts.
Oh, you are?
Which one?
Well, here, I'll just pull them up here.
You sent me a picture of a dog.
Oh, yes.
You said G. McInnis 100.
It was an adorable dog.
You sent me a picture of a car.
You sent me an emoji of a shirt, a man on a tuxedo, a man, a driver's license, a car, someone lifting weights, a highway.
A gym.
A gym.
Yes, because people, I see guys walking to the gym.
So when you see someone walking to the gym, you send me an emoji of someone working out.
Amber Alert.
Oh, there might be a flood.
Oh, it's bad.
It's raining out.
One time you just texted me, you said, New Jersey, send me a text.
Yes, New Jersey, there's some work to be found out there because I spoke to a guy on the phone.
He said he doesn't always get jobs in the city.
He has to go somewhere else to get work.
He said he doesn't always have jobs in Manhattan.
He has to get work.
He has to go outside of the city to get work sometimes, you know?
Now, you know, this is one of the oldest symbols.
Like, why did you send me this dog?
I thought it was a really adorable dog.
Yeah.
Okay.
What are you going to do?
All right, here's the last letter.
It's pretty interesting.
MLB conspiracy theory against Trevor Bauer.
Hey, Gavin, not sure if you followed the MLB case against Los Angeles Dodgers pitcher Trevor Bauer, but many baseball fans think there's an MLB conspiracy against him.
I wanted to see if you guys agree.
And he links to a Daily Mail article.
After an MLB investigation in May 2022, he was suspended without pay for two years for sexual assault allegations brought against him in 21.
This is the longest suspension the MLB has ever given for sexual assault or domestic violence.
So what did he do?
A complaint was given to Pasadena police office, Pasadena police, alleging that Bauer sexually assaulted a woman during rough sex.
The DA refused to bring charges against Bauer after texts were discovered from the accuser asking to be choked during rough sex.
These texts were from before and after the alleged assault she had with Bauer.
Bauer is now counter-suing her and Deadspin for defamation.
So why did the MLB investigation still decide to suspend Trevor for two full years, 324 games, when other cases like Marcel Azuna suspended 60 games for beating his wife on camera?
So again, Trevor Bauer, 324 games.
Marcel beats his wife, 60 games.
Aralis Chapman gets 30 games for firing a gun during a domestic assault.
Those are much worse.
Keep in mind, the MLB does not need charges filed to suspend players.
The MLB has many motivations against Bauer.
One, he's openly conservative and one of the most followed players on social media.
He said Trump was good for the country and will shake things up.
Two, he's the highest paid baseball player in the league per year.
He signed a record three-year $102 million plus $10 million in potential bonuses.
Getting Bower...
Is this the Mets?
No, this is the Dodgers.
Oh, okay.
Are you a Mets fan?
Well, I see the Mets over there, yes.
Getting Bauer off the books will save the Dodgers $100 million over the next two years.
Yeah, but that implies they have buyers' remorse.
Number three, he has embarrassed MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred multiple times on social media.
He called not suspending the Astros for cheating a big fucking joke.
He called Manfred a clown.
That seems to be the most likely thing.
Here's the conspiracy part of the whole thing.
The woman who made the allegations, Lindsay Hill, worked for the MLB.
The lawyer filed the complaint.
He got this when he did the countersuit.
So the conspiracy among baseball fans is that the MLB asked one of their female employees to go have rough sex with Bauer, file a complaint with police to open an intern MLB investigation in order to suspend him.
And then she couldn't help it and went back.
Because it was so serious.
They laid it down.
Yeah.
Alright, let's get to the final vid.
Alright.
I really like the animation behind it.
That looks really a lot of way there, man.
Where do you see this animation?
I said, where do you see this animation?
If you like the males, look at this one.
Do you like that better or worse?
Less.
More.
Well, you're blocking some of it, so it looks like a television set with something on it.
It looks like rodeo.
Yes.
Let's end the show with something that really sums up.
It looks like, you know, somebody wants you to buy their services for editing video, you know?
Do you ever pay out somebody to edit videos for you?
Rarely.
Usually I do it.
Ryan does it.
Alright.
There you go.
The Chinaman.
Ching Chong.
That's a job for somebody.
That's a great point.
Let's watch a crow snowboarding.
He's got a bottle cap.
Crowboarding, I think they call it.
Crowboarding.
And he gets it underneath, and then he just sort of slides down.
Nice.
You can tell by the trails he's done it a bunch of times.
And then he flies back up, gets set up, gets his foot on it.
Do you like lipstick?
I love lipsticks.
On ladies?
Yep.
We showed how to make lipstick last episode.
Yes, it makes it, you know.
That one didn't go as smooth.
Yeah.
All right, guys.
Very unusual app.
I like to mix it up.
This is various station stops with Linda.
Linda, thanks for joining us.
It was a pleasure.
Great insight, as usual.
We learned a lot about the internet and podcasts and lie detectors and interviews.
Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
Alright, quick, quick, let me get this.
When I spit it, it's vomit.
I'm from H-Town, so it's back-to-back and then back-to-back.
Like the comments, that's a folk peep.
I got tripped like nosebleeds, but don't be where the hoes be.
I don't like where that road leads.
Me and my beat low-key.
I don't do this for trophies.
But some say I'm a shepherd, cause I'm with the sheep like Bo Peep.
Hopefully, I know sees that lead them to point passes.
Told my dog, you ain't no flavor.
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