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July 11, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S4E140 - PRESIDENT PEDO

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	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness.
	Once it was very weak, and once it was small, when it struck upon the world, it wasn't hurt at all.
	But a small band of patriots believed in it so long.
	They knew that if enough man willed, it would grow big and strong.
	So they took it to the forge of life and heated it with fire.
	The fire.
	Freedom is a Hammer, a continuation of our right-wing folk music that was Vera Vanderland.
	Back in the 60s, during the Vietnam era, they had a lot of anti-communist music, anti-communist right-wing folk.
	I guess it was propaganda back then, but I sure love listening to it now.
	Ryan, get this fucking marker board out of here.
	Like when we have the opening shot, it's cool to see all the white.
	And now there's this bizarre, gigantic piece of furniture.
	What is this about now?
	Well, I wanted to use it for my man on the street.
	So, what are you going to do?
	You're going to put that in the back of your Jeep and drive it to the location?
	Yes.
	No, you're not.
	I have the RAV4.
	It's the most storage in its class.
	With a fold-away second row.
	I'm not sure I see you doing this.
	I got all the tools.
	Okay.
	And if you ever want to, like, you know, add to the green screen.
	Yeah, no, don't worry about me.
	Like, don't buy me an eraser board so I can go do a Glenn Beck chalkboard thing.
	And even if I was to do that, I think I'd use a chalkboard.
	It's more aesthetically appealing than a gross, like, cheap white board.
	I don't know who...
	You know, you and money are not good friends.
	Today at the gym, I'm fucking washing my gorgeous balls, and I can hear outside the change room, Ryan comes to my gym now.
	It's our gym because we started together.
	He's like, I want to get a duffel bag.
	Do you sell duffel bags?
	Oh, okay.
	What about, oh, how much are those shirts?
	Like, he's constantly shopping.
	How much was that eraser board?
	I want to rep the.
	I think $100?
	$100 eraser board?
	Yeah.
	It's big.
	It's portable.
	It's sturdy.
	You could also rotate it 360 degrees.
	It's double-sided.
	it has accessories.
	Why aren't you showing yourself, by the way?
	Because I'm showing the board.
	You got your Dungeons and Dragons shirt on there.
	Yep.
	And I also have my Dungeons and Dragons dice with my roller.
	I'm going to be contacting all the people that reached out, like 21 people, to play Dungeons and Dragons soon.
	What was that?
	You have hurt me this life.
	I guess I should tell the story of why we're at a new gym.
	I had a fight with the owner of my old gym.
	I said, hey, I drove those dudes to the thing and they fucked up my backseat because they were so wasted.
	And he goes, don't worry about it.
	I'll pay for it.
	Send me the bill.
	And I go, okay.
	And then I send him the bill.
	It was $600.
	It's a jaguar.
	You fuck up the back of it.
	It's expensive to fix.
	He's like, I can't believe you wouldn't just eat this bill.
	Why would you ask me?
	I said, because you said so.
	Then we got to screaming.
	Words like, I will drop you.
	One of the worst parts was he goes, anyone else in this gym would have eaten that bill.
	I go, this isn't about eating or not eating.
	I don't even want the money.
	It's about your word.
	My plan was to take the money, 600 bucks, and rip it in half and give him half and then walk out.
	That would really piss him off.
	But when you say, don't worry about it, send me the bill.
	I'm sending you the bill and you're paying for it.
	So he goes, those guys, John and Huey, they would have fucking eaten it.
	And they're sparring, by the way, as he says that.
	And I go, no, they wouldn't, trust me.
	And he goes, oh, yeah?
	Huey, John, get over here.
	So they come over.
	They're drenched in sweat.
	They have their headgear on and everything.
	Yeah, coach.
	And he goes, would you have eaten?
	And he started explaining the whole thing to them.
	I'm like, why are you bringing them into this?
	Because you said they wouldn't eat it.
	And he's like, I'll drop you, motherfucker.
	And now you're going to say this on your radio show.
	I dare you, motherfucker.
	And I just go, this isn't pleasant.
	I wasn't remotely losing my cool at all.
	So I grab my gym bag, and now I go to a bizarre, abandoned gym where it's half aerobics and kickboxing and like 20 minutes of stretching.
	There's a lot of stretching.
	So I invited Ryan and my daughter along.
	And I don't think, I looked our coach up.
	He's not on box rec.
	And he keeps telling me to do a right hook.
	That's an indication that the person does not know what the fuck they're doing.
	Right hooks?
	I've looked that up after you said it was like mythical.
	It was like, there's no reason to do a right hook.
	And then I saw some right hooks being thrown.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	By people who don't get boxing.
	The only time you see a right hook being thrown is if the person is a southpaw and that's really just a left hook.
	I had a fun weekend today.
	Kids baseball was amusing.
	What did you do this weekend?
	Oh, you brought your daughter to the Bronx Zoo.
	Yep.
	On Saturday.
	To see all the animals.
	I know why people go to zoos.
	And then you brought her back today.
	Well, I didn't bring her.
	But yeah, my wife, my cousin's going there, and we're supposed to meet up that day.
	But now I had her go out there to go with the Zoo.
	I wanted to go do some fun stuff, and she loved the zoo.
	Why didn't they meet you on Saturday?
	They couldn't make it for whatever reason.
	Why not?
	I don't know.
	Well, it's not a pressure for them because they have free...
	They can go whenever.
	But you guys had plans on Saturday.
	No, no, no.
	I last minute called him up.
	Like as we were on the way because they live closer to it.
	And he can go whenever he wants.
	And now we have that too.
	We have the membership.
	So you regularly take your baby to the zoo?
	We're going to go.
	I just once every two days.
	Yeah.
	And you think your baby likes the zoo?
	She does.
	Yeah.
	When she was petting the goat, the goat was like, and she was like reaching out for the goat.
	And then she gets scared and doesn't want to touch it.
	But she's like laughing.
	She was laughing the whole time.
	She was like, ha ha!
	Just like doing fun baby stuff.
	She had a great time.
	At one of my baseball games, I hung out with a cop who I knew from the old gym.
	And by the way, that fucks up my whole life.
	Now I have to go to this new gym.
	I used to get my hair cut downstairs.
	That's gone.
	And it wasn't, I'm not going to be entering any seniors competitions.
	I went for the culture.
	And now I lost all those friends.
	Stigs, John the Cop, Huey, Timmy, Tommy Bags, Fatso Tommy.
	That guy who speaks Quebecois French.
	Fucking Adriel.
	All gone.
	And I used to take my daughter there.
	And when she was at her lessons, I'd go to the bar across the street and have a drink while she was boxing.
	That's gone.
	Now, luckily, she'd be really bummed.
	Well, she is bummed.
	But the old gym doesn't have air conditioning.
	And I don't know if you're white or not, but I am.
	Dude, boxing in a hot gym in August, the stench alone makes it a living hell.
	But I used to bring a big Home Depot bucket of water with ice in it, and I dunk my head in it in between rounds.
	Sort of helps.
	It does feel good.
	It helps for like 15 seconds.
	You still got another three minutes to contend with.
	Could have been a contender.
	Now we got fans, AC, whatever.
	Anyway.
	Do you think the training there is just as hard, harder, or less hard?
	I think our new gym is harder in a different way.
	It's more cardio.
	But I feel like I'm getting my Grover arms back.
	I actually joined another gym that has a pool that has a better weight system.
	So now I'm a member of two gyms.
	And I'm fucking walking around.
	And my wife, it's great for my wife and kids to swim because we don't have a pool anymore.
	And I'm walking around going, if I get recognized and this is going to be a big deal, that's going to fucking piss me off.
	If I'm alone, I would walk around with a Hitler costume, Zeek Isling everyone just to piss them off.
	But you don't want to sabotage your wife and children's lives.
	And the left picks up on that.
	And they go, I'm going to get you where it hurts.
	In the kid.
	Right in the kid.
	Right in the kiddies.
	Here's two kids.
	Get it?
	Oh, I would be worried about him biting your fingers, dude.
	Yeah, yeah, we were cautious about that.
	You don't look very cautious.
	We're cautious.
	A pig bit my son's finger when he was a little kid.
	Oh, yeah, that area is cute.
	Yeah, that doesn't look very cautious.
	It's fine.
	How do you know it's fine?
	This is her with the prairie dogs.
	I'm prairie dogs.
	Sucking out a prairie dog.
	I wish.
	They wouldn't let me.
	I would love to blow a prairie dog.
	That's on my bucket list.
	Me too.
	Oh, she's drinking.
	I'm obviously going to wash the little prairie penis first.
	Of course.
	I don't want to get prairie penis pus on my pet puckers.
	And so I'm walking around and this first guy's going like this at me.
	And I'm like, is this a new gesture I don't know about?
	And he goes, Gavin, right?
	And I go, yeah.
	And he goes, how you doing, man?
	Welcome.
	He's stringing a tennis racket.
	I couldn't see it from where I was.
	And then I'm walking into the change room and I just hear white nationalist.
	What?
	Great.
	Here we go.
	Is this going to be a fight?
	Guess who it is?
	Who?
	The black dude from Project Very Task.
	What's up, brother?
	Oh, cool.
	We were just playing tennis.
	Feuf.
	And then I went to my kids' baseball game, and one of the guys I know from the old gym, this cop named John, who was a cop in the South Bronx.
	And I was like, he was like, yeah, he's just pissed off because he lives in the fucking gym.
	If you hear that accent, and the guy was a cop, it was probably in the Bronx, and his stories probably rule.
	So fucking buckle in, grab some popcorn, and listen.
	He's like, look, when I got divorced, I was fucked up.
	I lived in a little fucking shack I bought and slowly fixed up over the years.
	You know, I've lived there for free, actually, because I had the family downstairs pay my mort.
	That accent makes phlegm build up in my throat.
	He goes, I fucked up my life, though.
	You know, I had it come, and that divorce was all me.
	I was fucking shoveling coke up my nose and getting wasted and fucking broads.
	You know, I would hang out at 137th Street right by the train there.
	And I would look, and I go, what do you mean you'd hang out?
	Looking for drug deals?
	No, for broads.
	Chicks to fuck.
	Dominicans.
	You know, the blue magnet.
	They all want to fuck a man in uniform.
	I've heard that from a lot of guys too.
	Like Jimmy Kimmel's uncle.
	Remember Uncle Frank?
	Yeah.
	I talked to him about that once.
	He was a cop in the 50s in Times Square.
	And he's constantly getting addresses handed to him.
	That's why he got divorced.
	That's why they all get divorced.
	They cheat.
	They get bored.
	They fuck.
	And I was laughing in the stories.
	And then he goes, I go, wait a minute, wait a minute.
	You just said snort and cocaine.
	I thought the one thing about a cop is you're looking at someone who can't do Coke for 20 years.
	What about piss tests?
	And he goes, dude, it was Mad Max.
	People were dying.
	You were shooting people.
	They were shooting you.
	We ran.
	This was before phones, okay?
	It's your word against mine.
	We ran through that town like a fucking steamroller.
	Sleeves rolled up, pants tucked into our boots, fucking the old wood club.
	You didn't fuck with us.
	You did anything wrong.
	You regretted it instantly.
	And I'm like, that's not what I asked.
	The Coke.
	And he goes, oh, oh, the piss tests.
	Yeah.
	Guys would find out they're getting the piss tests and they get fired.
	And I go, okay, so I'm right.
	You can't do it.
	It's Russian roulette.
	And he goes, everything was Russian roulette.
	Yeah.
	We were literally playing Russian roulette.
	Where do you think it comes from?
	So he goes, dude, you don't even know.
	We had an apartment in the precinct.
	I go, what do you mean?
	Like with a kitchen and a bedroom and like a shower?
	We had an apartment in the precinct.
	You know how it got shut down?
	Some of us were shooting at a fucking, they were shooting at a streetlight.
	They went outside.
	They were trying to shoot out a streetlight.
	EMS or whatever, I can't remember the acronym, E-MT-EMS.
	They show up, everyone's fire engines.
	I go, wait, well, you're wasted?
	He goes, bro.
	They were just getting wasted, shooting out streetlights.
	This is like 1989, 1990, what many call New York's most dangerous time under the utterly incompetent Joe Biden of a mayor named David Dinkins, who had a funny little socialist intern named Bill de Blasio.
	He told me another story about a buddy of his.
	He comes into the precinct, the apartment where there's like a couch and a TV and a bedroom.
	I don't know if it was there and they built the precinct around it or vice versa.
	Bro, we had an apartment in the precinct.
	So he comes and he goes, I'm going to hell.
	I'm going to fucking hell.
	And my buddy says, why?
	What's going on with you?
	Look, okay, you know how back then there's no direct deposit.
	So you get paid every Friday.
	If you're not there, then you got to wait two weeks.
	Or maybe it was every two weeks.
	If you don't get paid, you got to wait a month.
	So what guys would do from Long Island, they would come in on the Friday to get the check.
	And then once they're there, drinking beers, fucking snorting Coke, you know, fucking brads, they'd party for a bit.
	Some Friday.
	So he starts fucking this Dominican chick.
	He gets her pregnant, of course.
	And then he's back on Long Island.
	He gets his wife pregnant at the same exact time.
	The babies come out the same day, almost.
	So he keeps missing his Fridays on purpose so he can go in and see Her and his other kid.
	So the wife on Long Island starts figuring it out.
	So she goes, From now on, when you go to get your check, you're bringing the baby.
	So he brings the baby.
	He's got the baby with him, drinking beers, whatever.
	He goes to the chick's house anyway.
	He just brings the baby.
	But this time, the baby's screaming, yelling, screaming, yelling.
	This is the white kid, right?
	His biological one.
	The brown kid's fine.
	And he's holding the baby, screaming, baby, screaming.
	And eventually the Dominican chick, she goes, come here, give me the baby.
	Give me the baby.
	She pulls out a tit and she feeds the baby.
	What?
	His mistress, his girlfriend's milk is going in his wife's baby's mouth.
	I don't know what's going on with that, with the DNA and whatever.
	And I'm like, but it ain't good.
	He goes, no, it ain't good.
	So that's definitely going to come up at the Pearly Gates.
	Wow.
	Hey, so can I get in there?
	I imagine St. Peter, no offense, but being kind of effeminate and being like, well, we should go over some things first.
	Like, does this breastfeeding incident ring a bell?
	Oh, fuck.
	From the second I did that, I knew this was going to come up here.
	Yeah, bye.
	Cernovich on Twitter this weekend said, why didn't anyone tell me about the show alone?
	And then this is a fun thing to do.
	When someone says that, you go through all the retweets and you see what the experts say.
	And that's not the particular tweet.
	He's talking about it all weekend.
	But, oh yeah, that's a fucking crazy thing.
	So I checked it out.
	One of the comments was, yeah, season eight is the worst.
	And then someone else is like, this, which is such a gay thing to do.
	So I go to Netflix and they only have season eight.
	And I go, Netflix alone.
	I bet this is the woke one.
	I bet it's a black woman and a fucking lesbian.
	And they end up beating out all the stupid white guys who shit themselves and cry.
	So I go to my little cheat box and I get season seven, which is commonly known as the best season.
	Dude, it is such a great show.
	And you can just have it on in the background.
	Be doing your emails or whatever and rewind it when something major happens.
	But they film themselves all alone.
	They have a big thing of camera equipment.
	They got a build to lean to and get some small game.
	A lot of them are reading porcupines, squirrels.
	I didn't see any big game.
	But apparently the key is you get as fat as you possibly can before you go.
	Then you build a small shelter.
	Nothing fancy.
	Start getting small game.
	That'll give you the calories to build a better shelter.
	A lot of these guys come out of the gate building an awesome shelter and they lose all their calories and then they get hungry.
	Oh, was that David Cross?
	Mountain lion.
	He's circling around my shelter.
	Okay, this is what I said to Mike.
	Say there's a mountain lion or a bear stalking your camp, right?
	It's inevitable you guys are going to have a run-in.
	Build a tree stand.
	Just get up a tree.
	Make it hard to be followed by a bear.
	Add some, like, I don't know, some sticks and some stuff.
	Maybe build, even, maybe even build a, anyway.
	Get up to a tree stand that's not that easy to be chased up.
	Leave a porcupine corpse over there.
	And then just wait for the mountain lion or the bear to come.
	Lure him.
	Like, that's what professional.
	Professional.
	That's what hunters do upstate.
	I think it's fucking lame, but they'll have a, like a gross jar.
	That's where I got the idea for vice.
	And it'll have like fucking rotting shit and barf and gum and stuff in it.
	And then they'll shoot it from far away.
	It'll explode, leave this horrific smell.
	The bears come to get it.
	They flash a huge floodlight on them and then shoot them.
	Similar vibes.
	But yeah, go back to that MK Ultra thing.
	That can't be true.
	The loneliness is the hardest part.
	The loneliness is the hardest.
	Of note, for those who have seen how hard the loneliness on the show is, as part of MK Ultra, our CIA gave triple doses of LSD.
	Now remember, when you hear about LSD back in the day, it was already triple doses.
	I talked to boomer hippies when I worked at that punk cafe who told me that their LSD was like a lifesaver.
	You'd suck on a lifesaver.
	Not a little window pane of paper, but a fucking gobstopper.
	So three of those gigantic jujubes in your mouth of LSD.
	And then you're in a sensory deprivation tank.
	It can be seven, seven days in a row.
	You're floating around in your own shit, starving to death, drinking the water to stay alive.
	But I guess, wait, three doses every day?
	I don't trust you, Tony McDonald.
	We need more details here.
	We should do that, go to a sensory deprivation tank.
	My wife tried it.
	She's been acting kind of lazy ever since.
	There's a lot of laundry piled around the house ever since she went to fucking altered states.
	Okay.
	New news.
	New news segment.
	I'm so living rent-free in everyone's head, so now we have to look into some recent Gav news.
	That's the new feature here.
	It's time for Gav news, folks.
	Hey, Gav news.
	Bang.
	I guess this works.
	Come on, Devil.
	We gotta go.
	Everyone over the hill now.
	Oh, I'm better.
	In GavNews, Elijah Schaefer was on this podcast live stream thingamedoodle, and he was calling me The godfather of red pilling.
	And that's very true.
	I think my biggest influence on top of Vice and Proud Boys is red pilling people, showing them that the right isn't all squares, and we're not all fucking Ben Shapiros who have never smoked pot.
	We've had threesomes, we've been in fights, we've tried heroin, we've moshed, we drink.
	It's amazing how many conservatives, like at Fox News, I'd be like, let's go get drunk.
	And people would be like, I don't.
	Greg Gutfeld will fucking drink.
	Breitbart would drink.
	Bill Schultz would drink to a fault.
	Who else would there be?
	Oh, that chick that we all love.
	What's her name?
	Lauren Savon?
	She was down to party.
	Did I already say Breitbart?
	He died.
	That little short guy, Eric something.
	Kimberly Guilfoyle, once or twice, not really.
	Dana Perino, no.
	Kennedy, occasionally.
	Matt Walsh.
	Not the one you know, the other one, the libertarian guy.
	Not so much.
	And getting kids to have, getting guys to put a ring on it.
	So the right is not square.
	Put a ring on it.
	And that's the two main ones, I guess.
	But there's this cool, fucking crazy movie, three-part series called Sega of the InfoWars.
	This fucking guy has sat, I don't know what the software is called, Flash or something.
	And he's taken, what, Lord of the Rings and made it all about memes and Fauci and stuff.
	And I'm in it for a split second.
	Crowder gets a lot of fucking attention, the lucky bastard.
	I hate being excluded from these things.
	But I sent you a picture of the millisecond.
	I'm in this.
	The good news is I'm the first guy who gets taken down.
	It's around there.
	Yeah.
	There we go.
	Did you catch it?
	What the fuck?
	Turn it up.
	There we go.
	There's my moment in the sun.
	That's my page in the history books.
	But keep watching it.
	It's really cool.
	They're big on Crowder's lawsuit.
	There's Elijah.
	Guy must have spent a lot of fucking time making this thing when he juxtaposes in the Patriots and the Statue of Liberty in January 6th.
	And there's the elephants that come out.
	What is this?
	Is this Lord of the Rings?
	I don't know.
	I've never seen it.
	But I assume so.
	Never seen Lord of the Rings.
	Nah.
	You've seen all the toy stories?
	No, I have not seen Lightyear yet.
	Here's the thing about these elephants.
	If you knew you were going up against gigantic elephants, you think you'd have some sort of a plan besides just charging them?
	Right.
	It's Phil Gates.
	Gets him with the COVID mace.
	No man can kill me.
	Oh, that was Elijah.
	I am no man.
	By the way, I'm thrilled with the new rule.
	Can you make new rule a drama?
	New rule.
	By the way, I just did some of that technology for the celebrity mailbag if you want to see it.
	It's pretty quick.
	Okay, let's check it out.
	What is the program you use?
	I just used Premiere.
	But it was to explain Tony's Kango hat.
	I didn't know what to do with my hair, so I had to force a scene.
	This is his Kango.
	I found my fucking Kangol hat in the fucking pool.
	Who put it there?
	Tony.
	Tony, I didn't move your fucking Kangol hat.
	You're paranoid about that.
	Ever since you bought it, you've been asking where it was.
	What?
	So stupid.
	So we're still solidifying dates for the rest of this comedy tour.
	We don't have to worry about Orlando because it's in the past.
	But Vegas, it'll be September 10th, I believe, on the Saturday.
	But I don't want to step on Proud Boy's toes because we'll lose tickets.
	So we're going to do an early show like 2 p.m.
	You can go there, get your drink on, and then go to all your other PB events.
	And time doesn't matter in Vegas.
	2 p.m. is just as good as a party time as any other.
	Right.
	And then we have Dallas and finally New York.
	I think for New York we'll merge with Compound, maybe a Chrissy Meyer, Gina Viscante on that to have to charge a little more.
	But it's not called Censored Live Presents.
	The name of the tour is the cognitive, listen closely, dissidents tour.
	Right?
	A dissident is someone who's against authority.
	And cognitively, we are, you know, we are thought criminals.
	It's a fancy way to say thought criminal.
	So we are hereby issuing a competition to you guys, baby monsters, to make the shirt, the poster, whatever, cognitive dissidents, tour smaller, the top, incorporate me and Josh Denny and Kumia.
	I don't know if it doesn't have to be a picture.
	It could just be like a kooky, bubbly font, slime, whatever, gross zombie, barf, baby monster stuff.
	I've learned, and this is true of getting tattooed, not to tell the artist too much.
	Because when I impose too many parameters, I get back something that I don't like.
	And that one I made of Anthony and Josh and I trying to rip off the Animal House poster is one of the most annoying shirt poster stickers ever.
	So the reward's $100 and free tickets to all comedy events in perpetuity.
	You get a platinum pass to every censored.tv comedy event.
	And please submit your thingamadoodle to mailbag at censored.tv.
	That's the mail address, right?
	Yes.
	So I'm looking forward to that because every time we do something like that, the quality is amazing.
	Like this.
	This was a baby monster.
	Although, am I the only one getting kind of annoyed at this face, Elon Musk?
	Are you getting annoyed by that?
	Not so much.
	I just focus on you.
	Like, maybe if it was like that.
	Maybe he can give me the files and I could just swap it out to whoever's in the news.
	Also in Mi News.
	Yeah, that's a funnier name for it.
	Me news.
	Me new.
	That's what the French call kittens.
	That's what I get to see at the restaurant.
	Can you see your Mi Nu?
	So remember Ben Burgess?
	He was the guy.
	All Marxists look like this.
	They're fat, they're ugly, they have the same facial hair, same glasses, same t-shirt with the blazer thing.
	What is that?
	Why do they all look the same?
	And the same sinus problems.
	Imagine how loud he snores.
	If it's actually the full video.
	Hey, Ben.
	James.
	Nice to see you.
	Whoa.
	How you doing?
	Hey, this one clip here of you talking about the teaching on wild video.
	Remember this?
	Yep.
	You talk about the video games laughing on their dime, union officials.
	Remember this?
	Right.
	So anyway, I'll explain the context.
	You know the context, right?
	Ben Burgess was talking, making fun of Project Veritas because they caught the unions defending all of these teachers who were laughing, saying we can get away with nothing.
	I mean, with anything, including calling a child a...
	So Ben Burgess's angle was, they're the union.
	They're supposed to defend you.
	And Project Veritas' angle is, yeah, we get that.
	The point is that they are drunk with power and they can do no wrong.
	It's impossible to get a teacher fired, which Ben, as a Marxist, thinks is good.
	They're unions standing up for teachers who fuck their kids and call them N-words.
	So Baby Monster wrote in and told me that I have debated Ben Burgess before, unbeknownst to me.
	What?
	Apparently he called in when I did that annoying debate show.
	You remember?
	Where that guy asked me, out of Vice or Proud Boys, which one are you, which creation are you more ashamed of?
	And it's an amazing thing that losers would ask because besides three corny literature bookmarks that include Van Gogh, that stupid cartoon for little kids,
	and that ugly feminist bitch with the one eyebrow, Frida, what's her name?
	Frida Cohan?
	Anyway, this guy hasn't created anything.
	The less you accomplish, the more you trivialize others' accomplishments.
	Anyway, that's not the point.
	Ben Burgess came on after him.
	And then his show is him listening to a Frida Kahlo.
	Him listening to a show making funny faces.
	Talk about great content.
	Thank you for contributing.
	I've had my penis and a vagina.
	I've done your prerequisites, so I've had intercourse with a woman.
	So that's happened.
	So I think I qualify to talk about this now.
	So we'll start out with that.
	Cool.
	Well, maybe I can't be that aggressive.
	Hi, Gavin.
	That's him.
	So I've seen you quoted as calling yourself a libertarian and a fiscal conservative.
	And I'm just wondering about how you think the free market left to its own devices would be at all adequate to what's going on right now with the coronavirus.
	The free market, I mean, it's a tricky question because we're in this freak occurrence that has never happened before, a pandemic.
	And if we start running societies based on the one in a million bubonic plague chance, then we're going to live in a totalian state of fear.
	So you're lucky you called during a pandemic because this is when, it's one of the only times the government seems to be helping.
	But what are they doing?
	I mean, I read an article today that said that it goes, it peaks at 40 days and it dies at 70 days, no matter what you do.
	If we had no rules whatsoever and no cops, people would start seeing that they're getting contagious.
	They'd go, I went to that restaurant, they got sick, my neighbor's sick.
	I'm not going to restaurants anymore.
	I believe they would self-quarantine based on their own personally calculated risk.
	And I think that's what we should all do now.
	I think old people, big, fat, disgusting pigs, like you, sick people should avoid contact with other people because it's not worth the risk.
	But the rest of us would like to get back to work, please.
	I'm making salient points.
	This guy is going, what?
	What the fuck?
	What's he talking about?
	That's his show.
	It's called Me Not Understanding What Other People Are Talking About.
	Tune in.
	And that's what's happening, too.
	Like, we had that caller earlier talk about Trump derangement syndrome.
	Sorry, Trumpers going to Sparrow Hospital and blocking it.
	Like, Trumpers are the only ones ignoring the quarantine.
	Teenagers, blacks, Hasidic Jews, they're not participating in any of this.
	Like, I was driving around my neighborhood the other day, and I saw two young people, a boy and a girl In a convertible, and when they got to the stoplight, I went, Oh, that must be a brother and a sister, right?
	They were all quarantining, and then they kissed.
	And then I go to the park with my boy, we're riding bikes, and I see another couple making out, and I realize incest is rampant in my community.
	There's all these brothers and sisters making out.
	Stop.
	Look at that fucking retard laughing.
	It looks like a joke.
	This is a thing with the hubris and confidence of young people.
	When they don't understand a joke, they assume that it's idiotic and the person they're listening to is insane.
	Then they begin giggling.
	The joke, sir, Mr. Fucking Lesbian Lips, is they obviously are not brother and sister.
	They were teenagers in love ignoring the quarantine rules.
	If you didn't know that or you weren't savvy enough to realize that, you would think that brothers and sisters are making out.
	It's actually quite a funny joke.
	Their children are going to be fucking deformed.
	We need to stop this.
	So I'm a little confused now because you said people would self-quarantine and then you started ranting about all the people who aren't quarantining.
	Let me explain, Ben.
	I said gigantic fat pigs and old people would quarantine on their own accord.
	Young people, healthy people, they don't need to quarantine and they wouldn't.
	Which is it?
	Is everybody going to self-quarantine or even without?
	Have you noticed this, by the way, with lefties?
	When you say something, everyone is involved.
	Like Mao, right?
	I'm deciding we're all going on the great leap forward.
	They go on the great leap forward.
	Anyone who errs from the path is killed.
	80 million people were killed.
	Or it's like when I said, spring break, I got to be honest.
	If my boys want to go there, have fun, boys.
	Be careful.
	If my daughter wants to go there, no, thank you.
	No way.
	She's not going.
	And Ching Younger goes, then it's just going to be a sausage fest.
	Because what I said, right, I'm Mao.
	And when I say something like that, room, there's no more women at spring break because I deemed it so.
	That's how their arguments work.
	Everything is an end-all, be-all, blanket solution to everything.
	And at the same time, they think exceptions destroy the rule.
	So you'll say, I don't know, racists marrying black women?
	No, that's not a thing.
	And they go, oh, really?
	What about Thomas Jefferson or some dude from hundreds of years ago?
	He fucking fucked one of his slaves and he had a mulatto with her.
	And you go, okay, so therefore, because of that one thing, therefore white nationalists marry black people.
	Like they're incapable of nuance.
	They think in this monolithic tsunami of information.
	Place orders.
	Are too many people not self-quarantining?
	Because if it's the second one, that seems like it would strongly suggest that we can't just count on people self-quarantining.
	We can't.
	And the government isn't doing anything about it.
	You go to the south side of Chicago right now.
	There are entire community black communities are not even paying any attention.
	And cops, the state, are going in there to break it up and they're just getting laughed at.
	So the answer to your question is the state is not helping us quarantine and they haven't really done anything.
	I mean, so your contention is that if there were no shelter-in-place orders, if there were no aid for people getting tested, treatment for the virus, then everything would be no worse than it is right now.
	It's not helping whatsoever.
	That's correct.
	That is my contention.
	I also think you have to blow your nose.
	But the big picture here is, you get the idea.
	This kid looks like Duckman.
	That's the new segment called Me News.
	Actually, we should have it spelled M-I-N-O-U-S and have a picture of a kitten.
	Oh, that's cute.
	Isn't that cute?
	Yeah.
	Was Garfield ever a baby?
	I had to have been.
	But I don't know if he had ever.
	It's a drawing, so unlike the guy who thinks Batman is good at lifting weights, you don't have to abide by any rules in the land of chalk drawings.
	Garfield as a kid.
	Come and I, my name is Simon, and the things I draw come true.
	Ever watch Simon in the Land of Chalk Drawings?
	Yeah.
	We were at the Krass Farm once.
	Forgive me if I've told you this before, but Krass Live, the Dial House farm, is on a massive swath of land that is preserved.
	You're not allowed to build on it.
	So there was some gangster who lived there who cheated and said it was a shed, but it was actually a big house that looked like a shed.
	But for the most part, there's no building there.
	And there's a farmer who lives nearby, and he's allowed to be there because he's farming the land.
	And they have little kids.
	So the kids would come by, and we'd all sit by the campfire, and we would tell stories and have some laughs.
	And there was this one guy, Freddie, there, kind of a drunk.
	And one of the little boys is named Rory.
	It's Rory and Tom are the neighbor's sons.
	And they love Krass because Krass are, Penny Rimbeau and G. Vaucher are like 100 years old.
	What are they going to do?
	Rape them?
	So Rory was about eight at the time.
	And G, who's sort of their de facto mother, says, at least when they're on the property of Dialhouse, says, all right, Rory, you've got to go now.
	I'm sorry.
	It's getting late.
	And he goes, oh, I don't want to go.
	It's just getting fun.
	And she goes, I'm sorry.
	He goes, no, please, please, G, please.
	No, Rory.
	Actually, she's a little posher than the accent I just did.
	She's from Dartford, Dagenham, anyway.
	She goes, no, Rory, that's enough.
	All right, you're not going to be invited back if there's a problem every time we say it's time to go.
	Oh, all right.
	So he's sad and he walks off.
	And then Freddie, who's known crass since the 70s, he's just sort of poking at the fire with a stick.
	And there's a bit of a conversation lull.
	They're inevitable.
	You take breaks, you're recalibrating Your next topic, and he just goes, So, this is what Rory's missing, and every time, ever since then, that was like almost 10 years ago now.
	Every time my wife and I are together and there's a conversation lull or we're by a campfire, we always go, So, this is what Rory is missing.
	All right, let's go.
	That's totally hot fire.
	I just want to tell you funny stories.
	Crazy.
	Oh, you liked my story?
	Yeah, real funny.
	Like, what's lully missing?
	It's crazy.
	Yeah, I don't know if you want to hear right now, but I have like a Mountain Dew review.
	A Mountain Dew review?
	Yeah.
	All right, yo, thanks for tuning, guys.
	Don't forget to hot, hunk, subscribe for all the buttons you want to press.
	Go on, 100%.
	Rock and roll.
	Okay, first thought out.
	This is exclusive flavor of KFC.
	It's Mountain Dew Sweet Lightning.
	What's it got?
	It's got like a honey tea peach flavor.
	Pretty good.
	Why do you drink it by putting it under your chin?
	Oh, it's so tasty.
	Oh, but right now, totally new Mountain Blast.
	Mountain Dew.
	You're not going to see this in stores or anything right now.
	It's totally sold out.
	So really, if you miss your shop, sorry about it.
	It's called Frostbite.
	Exclude new flavor.
	Never had before.
	So we're going to go and try it out today.
	Maybe use the straw.
	Okay, okay.
	Your boy can get down with that.
	It's kind of like a berry flavor, something like that.
	You know, Mountain Dew has been really crushing it right now.
	Like, no low-key with all their different flavors.
	I mean, they have rare, something really crazy here.
	Only at Applebee, Dark Mountain Berry Bash.
	This one kind of tastes very familiar to that.
	But we're going to go ahead and keep you posted on the freshest flavor by Mountain Dew, 100% Rock and Roll.
	Thank you for that.
	What's your name again?
	What's up?
	What's your name again?
	Rory.
	Rory?
	Yeah.
	That's why when you say the story, I was like, oh, shit.
	Rory story.
	What a weird coincidence.
	Some updates.
	Last week, we were mocking Amanda Marcott, an ex-Proud Boy stalker who ceased to report on the subject since I threatened to sue her.
	And her contention was, the reason that we object to trans athletes and genderless sports is men secretly know that women are better at sports than them.
	And we all pretend we could take Serena Williams.
	I had a baby monster write in and go, you know that a college athlete did beat Serena Williams.
	In fact, many male college kids have beaten Serena Williams.
	She's not very good when it comes to playing tennis with men.
	I did not know that.
	But we all remember, of course, the high school soccer team that beat the American Olympic team, right?
	Or was that the Australian team?
	Remember that story?
	Totally fucking kicked their ass.
	And I thought this was interesting.
	Friend of mine sent me this clip of the WNBA.
	Like, the woman who got arrested for smuggling pot cartridges, the whole WNBA should be arrested for murdering basketball.
	Like, just lower the rims already.
	This is fucking sad.
	Take it away.
	Lori.
	Like, she's hitting it.
	And almost, almost, yay!
	Like, that's a slam dunk.
	And look how hysterical they are.
	I scored a basket.
	Okay.
	Now, like, it barely gets in.
	Is that even a dunk?
	It seemed more like a push.
	Like you're pushing something over the top.
	Now, here's another one you got to see.
	Same clip.
	But watch the white girl.
	Like, there's no, as Ryan pointed out when we first watched this, there's no one in her way.
	No one can catch up.
	And the one girl who's supposed to stop her, that woman, she sort of goes, oh, sorry.
	And then she jogs behind her, and then she doesn't know what to do with her hands.
	Watch the white girl.
	Jog, jog, jog.
	And then, oh, I don't, what?
	Hello?
	Is that my...
	Oh, there it is.
	There's the ball.
	I had to get my hands up because I knew they'd throw me the ball at some point.
	Oh, I got it.
	She's acting like the other chick, like, dipped her hair in, like...
	Mouse vomit or something.
	And when she's bouncing around, it's flying everywhere and she wants to stay away.
	She's like, oh, oh, fuck.
	Gross.
	Mouse vomit.
	So yeah, tennis, not great.
	Soccer, not great.
	Basketball, not great.
	But no one can deny that women still own skateboarding.
	They are incredible.
	I don't care how extreme the jump is.
	Women are still the gods, the skateboard gods.
	I'm glad that Judd Apatau is doing a show about girls who skate because they fucking rock.
	They shred.
	Skate or die, skate or die.
	Oh my God.
	She lived.
	Yeah, she did live.
	Look, before that.
	She can't handle the momentum.
	Did she chicken out or did the centrifugal force overwhelm her?
	Oh.
	What is she?
	40?
	Like, it's like...
	What was she trying to do?
	I think she chickened out.
	She didn't even, like, ollie off that ramp.
	I mean...
	Yeah.
	She sort of like kept going straight.
	Oh, she bailed.
	Oh, wait, or she tripped?
	No, she chickened out.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	What's that van doing up there?
	That's weird.
	She's sponsored by vans, but like literally vans, because vans won't actually sponsor her.
	She's sponsored by used vans.
	Broken down vans.
	The farmers are still Fighting the Dutch farmers are still going for it.
	There's new news on this.
	So, first, show them lighting off all their lights at night.
	Dude, this is big.
	This is a civil war.
	This is like the French Revolution, but good.
	This is the people fighting against the government, and it's really the working class fighting against the globalists.
	Because we've since discovered that they aren't just bitching about nitrogen emissions, which I've never even heard of before.
	The government is pretending they're concerned about the Dutch farmers' environmental impact on global air health.
	That's a lie.
	What they're really doing is trying to get farmers' land so they can then set up migrant housing and put their refugees there.
	They are going to alter the Netherlands.
	They will not replace us.
	They're working hard to replace us.
	I mean, this is everything that that evil conspiracy theory is, is happening here.
	This is not a conspiracy.
	They are trying to push them out to make migrant housing.
	How fucked up is that?
	I mean, this is like the kind of war that you would die for.
	This is like the American Revolution.
	Yeah, that's a better example.
	And it's exactly what happened with the Bundies.
	Remember at the Clive and Bundy Ranch?
	Or in Oregon, when they threw that Bundy ally, that other rancher, they threw the father and son in jail for arson because they were lighting brushfires.
	No, they're lighting brushfires because that's what you have to do as a rancher.
	But the reason they want to put them in jail is so they take the land.
	There was like when the Bundies started, I think there was 37 ranchers in that community.
	Now it's down to the Bundies.
	And by the way, they're still there because they stood up against the government.
	And folks, this is why they're trying to take your guns away.
	Because the Dutch farmers are unarmed and the cops are shooting at them.
	The Bundies were armed.
	And what did Obama do?
	He went, let's just go.
	Let's go.
	I don't want to be the shootout guy.
	Final little update.
	Actually, go to, I didn't number this one.
	It's after number 20.
	Female Security was shit.
	I sent you this as an email.
	People kept emailing me going, those briefcases they're holding up, they're bulletproof, dummy.
	They're Kevlar.
	I'm like, yeah.
	It's still pathetic.
	Someone's shooting at you and you just hold up a Kevlar square that's this big in the air.
	Abe's personal female bodyguard, only 0.2 seconds to draw a gun and shoot.
	One person defeated 10 strong men.
	She seems like a badass.
	In the era of peace, swords, lights, swords, and shadows.
	What?
	Oh, I see.
	In the era of peace, comma, go back up.
	In the era of peace, swords, lights, swords, and shadows.
	What?
	Am I stupid?
	No, that doesn't make sense.
	In the era of peace, swords, lights, swords and shadows have long since left us.
	That is one of the worst written sentences I've ever seen in my entire life.
	In the era of peace, swords, lights, swords and shadows have long since left us.
	Is that a group?
	In the era of peace, swords, lights.
	Swords and shadows have long since left us.
	I don't think it's going to make sense the more you do it.
	It doesn't get any better.
	It doesn't matter if it's not translated?
	It must be translated.
	Is there a different type of translation?
	The scenes of fighting and killing martial arts master with unique skills seem to only appear in film and television dramas and martial arts movies.
	Yeah, that's because they're bullshit.
	Go back to the email this came from.
	She did nothing when Shinzo was getting shot with a firecracker machine.
	She stood there and let all the male security guards, who were also terrible, zero stars for Shinzo's security, by the way.
	What a pathetic rescue that was.
	Do you have the email?
	Yeah.
	I have to go back to it.
	Let me see.
	It's called Female Bodyguard Did Nothing for Shinzo Abe.
	Got it.
	Should have had it ready instead of the link.
	I have links.
	So if it's just a link, then it's in my notes.
	If there's something else in the email, then I send it to you.
	So you should always have that email ready.
	Abe's personal female bodyguard kills in 0.2 seconds, blah, blah, blah.
	Has become a smash hit at home and abroad with his flexible and capable style of dealing.
	Yeah, so that's the bullshit article.
	But I wish we had stolen the footage.
	Look at her.
	Go back to the actual text of the fucking email, please.
	Shinzo Abe had a female bodyguard that had been hyped, blah, blah, blah, and she had defeated.
	At the exact moment she was needed, she stood there as the male bodyguards tended to Abe and tracked the shooter.
	We need to stop this shit with women as security.
	It's deadly.
	But the hype surrounding her versus the reality.
	Look at the hype surrounding her versus the reality.
	Okay, here's the craziest story of the entire day.
	You ready for this, fucking doozy?
	You ready to poop in your panties?
	The assassin was right.
	Shinzo Abe deserved to die.
	Abe.
	Now we like him because he's anti-communist.
	But you know who else is anti-communist?
	The Unification Church of Sung Yon-moon.
	Ever heard of Moonies?
	These are people who follow the cult that is the Unification Church.
	They could probably sue me for that.
	The alleged cult?
	And this guy's mother had lost all her money to the Moonies.
	Now, here's what happened.
	A long time ago, Shinzo Abe comes from a long line of politicians.
	And his grandfather met Sung Young Moon.
	And he didn't really get into the cult and figure out what it's all about.
	But he knew that the guy was a fervent anti-communist, which is pretty darn cool.
	So he said, you're cool in my books.
	And from then on, the Japanese prime ministers were always very good to the Moonies because they got a lot of votes from them and they were anti-communist.
	They didn't get into the fact that the guy didn't believe in love and he'd have these mass weddings and I think he got to fuck whoever he wanted to.
	Weird sex shit that goes on with that church.
	It's Not a joke.
	And eventually they become a major force.
	Like, say, I'm not comparing Hasidic Jews to a cult, but as far as numbers and voting power goes, it was like the Hasidic Jews in Brooklyn and in New York City.
	So this guy was pissed off that the unification church, the Moonies, kept getting a pass and kept getting special treatment and kept getting all these tax breaks while they were destroying people's lives.
	So that's why he killed him.
	Now, I'm not saying he should have killed him, but I understand.
	Pretty crazy.
	Go back to that article.
	Maybe there's a poll quote there.
	You got to go way down.
	This is annoying because you look at the post and it says he was part of a strange religious group that he blamed on Shinzo Abe.
	And I'm like, what's the religious group?
	And the Japanese media refused to identify it.
	So I had to do my own sleuthing and I found out, oh, it's the fucking Moonies.
	And Abe did help them out.
	Go back.
	I think he even called.
	Go up a bit.
	The National Network of Lawyers Against Spiritual Sales issued an open protest letter on September 17th.
	Go hire.
	I can't read it.
	It's behind me.
	Last year protesting this appearance.
	If Mr. Abe is to continue to be active as a politician, it is not a good idea to cooperate with and support events in collaboration with the Moonies and its front organizations.
	Because he would give video message of congratulations to the Moonies.
	So he kind of had a point.
	Crazy, huh?
	Dang.
	Don't forget to make me a card that says Minus.
	Minu, Minu, Minu, Minu, Jim Tee, Puga, Minu, Pooh Voo.
	Um, all right, let's start the show.
	An hour in.
	My computer just crashed.
	The one responsible for the graphic.
	The second time it happened today.
	Very odd.
	What did we lose?
	Nothing.
	No, no, we lost nothing.
	We lost nothing.
	No.
	No, we didn't lose nothing?
	We lost nothing, period.
	Okay.
	Send.
	Well, that's fine.
	So while you fix everything, we'll just start with my pet, Biden.
	Biden.
	On him I can depend.
	My pet.
	Biden.
	A monster of the president.
	He's big and loose.
	Sleepy.
	But a friendly monster too.
	My pet.
	Biden.
	Wait, what?
	That doesn't rhyme.
	I was going to make the opening song Cold Play.
	It was all yellow.
	Play that in the background while we discuss this.
	Because a nuclear bomb hit the Biden campaign.
	And if the media can keep running PR for the DNC and sweep this under the rug, the same way they put this lunacy in front of Biden's corruption and selling us out, literally selling us out,
	I'll be impressed.
	So to be clear here, there's a massive shitstorm going on with Hunter Biden.
	He got hacked by 4chan.
	We got 500 gigabytes of data from the cloud, and it's all really, really bad.
	The media's covering for him, and they're not going to look at that, which is amazing because that shit itself, when it does come up, is used as a smokescreen for Biden's true corruption, which is selling all our oil.
	So you must be tired if you work at the New York Times or the Washington Post or the Huffington Post or the Daily Beast or Newsweek, whatever that, wherever on the spectrum Newsweek is this week.
	Because you got a lot of shit to cover up.
	So let's start with Hunter and then get to Joe.
	Turn it up.
	This is a fascinating conversation.
	How old is that girl, would you say?
	17 tops.
	Well, I don't know with young girls.
	I haven't hung out with one in about 30 years.
	She has that uncooked face.
	She could be 22.
	She could be 15.
	Anyway, I think what he would do is he would get girls from a madam, but it wasn't like a normal prostitution thing.
	It was more like a Jeffrey Epstein type vibe where he knew a bunch of girls looking for a sugar daddy and he'd give them like 5,000 bucks for the night.
	So you're not getting like a crackhorr who chews gum, although maybe you are sometimes.
	But you're getting like broke, immoral college students too.
	And broke, dumb sluts in general.
	She's a legend, says the madam.
	None of these women are except for Diva.
	But Nicola and Diva and Ella and Lucy will all know quality girls who are like I am.
	Distrusting and highly, highly wary of evil.
	Now, I think that means lots of crack and like bringing a dude in and the dude sucks your dick or something.
	That kind of stuff.
	I also have Denise, a German, 26.
	No to Lucy, I think.
	So what he's saying there, I gather, is, I want to do crack.
	I'm not looking for squares.
	And she says, okay, so fine.
	I'll find you girls that are willing to smoke crack or at least let you smoke crack.
	Do you want foreign or domestic?
	He doesn't care.
	And you have to make the pitch directly.
	And then she's probably referring to something earlier.
	I can't give you a fucking Asian.
	Sorry.
	I'm not doing it.
	And then he goes, domesticated foreigner.
	So not too like, what are you doing?
	Hello?
	Hello?
	He means like a Ukrainian or a Polak or a Russian girl.
	Yeah, he liked Russian girls who have been here for a while.
	You know?
	I always said, if you're going to fuck an Asian, make sure she has a tattoo.
	Shows she's been here for a minute.
	And then he says, that's fine.
	I give you Isabella, but she has kids.
	And an NBA ex-husband.
	No yellow.
	Now, there's been a lot of conjecture about what that means.
	Does it mean no Asians?
	No.
	Because the woman was sorry she couldn't get him an Asian.
	Is it a misspelling of Ella?
	He wrote no Ella?
	And it changed it to Yellow?
	No.
	No, I don't think so.
	It would have been capitalized.
	I think he means Hi Yella.
	Because when he hears there's an NBA ex-husband, he thinks she's like a huxtable mulatto.
	And in the black community and in other communities, those are known as Yella, Hiyella, right?
	So there he is choosing prostitutes, and he's not into blacks.
	Can you fucking imagine if Donald Trump Jr. was involved in a billionth of this?
	Can you fucking imagine?
	I don't know if my brain's good enough.
	I'm going to have to drop LSD, three hits of LSD, and sit in a sensory deprivation chamber for 77 hours to try to imagine what the fucking media would be doing if this was the Trump family.
	Here is a famous video going around of him weighing his crack.
	I guess he's got two grams or 20 milligrams, however that works.
	That looks like a lot of crack.
	07.
	Without the bag.
	So how long is how long?
	2.06.
	What was on the floor there?
	Did you see that?
	Stop, stop.
	Is that a butt plug?
	Yeah, it is.
	Or maybe it's a light bulb?
	It looks like a light.
	What a disgusting shithole he's in.
	He must be in the prostitute's house.
	By the way, that woman who is giving him foreign or domestic or ex-NBA wives, I thought there'd be a slightly higher caliber of chick he'd be fucking.
	That place looks like a dump.
	Looks like a squat.
	Here he is going down the slide.
	You almost get to see his penis, which I've seen.
	It's fantastic.
	Very huge cock on this man.
	Probably tastes delicious.
	Whee!
	Oh, you got some water up your butt.
	Whoa!
	Wee!
	Now, he must be high out of his mind.
	He's acting so weird and serious.
	And he obviously said, start recording.
	Did you get it?
	Just paranoid they didn't get it?
	Look, look the way he's acting.
	Someone's filming you.
	Now you're stretching.
	He loved to be photographed, didn't he?
	I think he was molested by his father.
	Pedo Pete.
	So the story is, well, go to 2.5.
	It might be there.
	Joe's pseudonym, checking into hotels and stuff, and he didn't want people to know who he is.
	So click on the Tommy Robinson thing.
	Joe Biden used the pseudonym Peter Henderson.
	And Hunter Biden allegedly used the name Pedo Peter for Joe Biden in his contact list.
	By the way, Peter Henderson was a fictional KGB spy character in a Tom Clancy novel.
	So we all know that the victims of pedophilia, pedo Pete, the victims of pedophilia tend to be pedophiles themselves.
	I don't know why.
	If I had experienced the crushing hell that is being raped as a child, I think I would want to avoid inflicting it on other children.
	But we see now that Hunter Biden was looking for pictures of 12-year-old girls.
	2-6.
	I don't like that.
	Do you like that?
	I hate it.
	This could be a Warren Kids segment.
	So this is 500 gigabytes of shit.
	We haven't gone through it all yet, but zoom in on that one.
	One of his searches.
	Xvideos.com, 12 plus.
	No, 12 years old.
	And that's right while he's looking up Pornhub.
	So it seemingly runs in the family.
	And then we look at 2-7.
	Remember, we talked about this a couple weeks ago when we heard that he was sending pics of him fucking chicks to his dad.
	Sending pretty normal stuff to your dad.
	Just me railing a woman with a great body, by the way.
	Good job, son.
	There you go.
	You gotta stick your cunt in her dick.
	Stick your dick in her cunt.
	Yeah, yeah, that's it.
	Messages with dad.
	Hey, dad, I'm really getting my shit together.
	I'm banging hot chanks, and I got my global entry pass.
	What are you doing, Pedo Pete?
	And just a daily reminder, of course, that they've denied that this was true.
	It was Russian disinformation.
	Joe Biden, if you recall, pushed a law through against revenge porn.
	Sounds good, but it's really to prevent people showing what we just saw.
	There we go.
	These are all the people that lied.
	51 corrupt government swamp creatures said, yes, it's Russian disinformation.
	Really?
	So what did I just watch?
	A deep fake?
	Look at them all.
	You know that guy, what's his name?
	Next to the letter L and lie?
	John Brennan.
	He did exactly what Roger Stone did.
	He thwarted an investigation by lying to them.
	Although Roger Stone was just mistaken.
	He lied purposely.
	And where Roger Stone was facing life in prison, he got a job at CNN as a contributor.
	They also say the movie, sorry, the series, What's it called with Claire Daines about terrorism?
	Fuck.
	I'm drawing a blank here.
	About the guy who went to the Middle East and came back a jihadist.
	Well, not a jihadist, but a Muslim.
	And he would sit and pray.
	What's it called?
	Homeland?
	Yeah.
	They say homeland is based on him.
	They say he secretly converted to Islam.
	It's not a joke.
	And just a reminder, too, that they've already tried to diffuse this because Joe's people probably said, Hunter, hypothetically, if this gets out there, what's on there?
	And he's like, lots of really bad shit, like really bad shit.
	Like me looking up 12-year-old girls, me, lots of crack stuff.
	I like filming and photographing me when I do my crack.
	And they go, okay, we got to get on top of this.
	You're doing an interview where you talk about crack, and you're releasing a memoir that has the same.
	So we stay ahead of this.
	Turn it up.
	On my hands.
	You would wake up some mornings.
	I shouldn't even say some mornings because you slept for like 15 minutes at a time and be looking for crack and just smoke whatever was there?
	Yeah.
	I spent more time on my hands and knees picking through rugs, smoking anything that even remotely resembled crack cocaine.
	I probably smoked more Parmesan cheese than anyone, anyone that you know, I'm sure, Tracy.
	What an embarrassment.
	See, it's funny.
	What an insane embarrassment.
	I was a crazy guy back then in my 12-year-old nude picks days.
	Okay.
	Because there'd be crumbs mixed in.
	Yeah.
	So, in many ways, this whole thing is a wall, a wall, 500 gigabytes of shit that hides true corruption.
	That's actually much worse than what you just saw.
	I know it's hard to think of anything worse than looking up 12-year-old naked girls, but they are bankrupting the country to fill their coffers.
	We are looking at the most corrupt politician in American history.
	He was looking up a video from 12 years ago.
	He was like, oh, I saw this good porn.
	Why wouldn't you just look up the year then?
	You forgot what year was, man.
	Smoking Parmesan cheese, man.
	Come on.
	Okay.
	Let's absolve him of all this.
	Yeah.
	Come on.
	And say, fine, he's just partying.
	What about you and your banking violations?
	The Biden family has 150.
	We're not going to get into all that, man.
	We're going to get back.
	We're going to get back to good.
	Matchbox 20.
	Remember that?
	Not Matchbox 20.
	It's not a joke.
	Sounds like a joke.
	That wasn't very helpful.
	Go to 3-0.
	Some people on the right are mad about Hunter Biden's laptop, and they say, stop talking about it, Gavin.
	Talk about the real corruption that's going on.
	The two are not mutually exclusive.
	We can look at both, but this is bigger than crack, believe it or not.
	Well, we found out that Hunter Biden has had 150 suspicious activity reports filed against various accounts that he and Jim Biden, the president's brother, have.
	That's unprecedented, Jason.
	A normal person in America never has any bank violations.
	Less than one-tenth of 1% of people ever have any bank violations.
	They've had 150, which I would say is more than any person in the history of America.
	These are the most serious banking violations you can have.
	There's suspicion of money laundering, suspicion of receiving money from terrorist groups, suspicion of money from bad actors in foreign countries.
	Before Joe Biden became president, under the Obama administration, the Bush administration, any member of Congress could go to the Treasury Department and request suspicious activity reports.
	These were put into place, again, to catch funneling money to terrorist sales in the United States.
	I mean, it's unheard of.
	He's had 150 of these violations.
	Once we determined this, then I went to Treasury, requested the SARS on Hunter Biden.
	They said, no, we changed the rules.
	You can't do that anymore.
	This started getting pressed.
	We started leaking out that the Treasury Department was stolen on all this.
	Then they came back and said, okay, we'll make an exception.
	If you can get a single Democrat to sign on the request with you, then we'll give you the request.
	And obviously, Jason, as you can imagine, no Democrats are interested in signing on.
	Well, we found out that Hunter Biden has had 150 suspicious activities.
	That story is, that's the only time I've seen that story.
	I've never even heard of a banking violation.
	And I know Ryan hasn't.
	He hasn't heard of anything.
	I haven't heard of nothing, man.
	Not even a little smidge.
	I think, Joe, your entire $40 billion check to the Ukraine is money laundering.
	I think that's coming back into the Biden family.
	You're going to be dead soon.
	Who's this for?
	I guess your grandkids?
	Is this an apology for raping your offspring?
	There's no white supremacy.
	White supremacy?
	Think about it.
	It's not a joke.
	Pat?
	I think it's time to terminate the presidency.
	In fact, Joe Biden himself has been discussing terminating the presidency recently.
	3-1.
	That a 10-year-old girl was a rape victim Ohio.
	10 years old.
	And she was forced to have to travel out of the state to Indiana to seek to terminate the presidency and maybe save her life.
	That's the last part.
	That's my job.
	Wow, that is so Freudian.
	Joe Biden is so incompetent that pregnant 10-year-olds are putting that aside and traveling to other states to try to terminate this presidency.
	Wait, aren't you pregnant?
	Yes, yes, we'll get to that.
	That's terrible, too.
	I want to get an abortion.
	Obviously, I'm 10.
	But before that, we need to get this guy out of office.
	He has 150 banking violations.
	You guys?
	It's like whatever.
	By the way, don't be offended by me joking about the 10-year-old.
	She doesn't exist.
	Yeah, 10-year-old, man.
	That's disgusting, man.
	You got to wait like two years.
	No, I've seen you sniff 10-year-olds.
	Yeah, you're going to sniff.
	I've seen you sniff six-year-olds.
	It's not a joke, man.
	You could sniff them all you want.
	All right?
	But you can't do nothing to them until later.
	I get it.
	Look, but don't touch.
	You'd sniff.
	Sniff.
	But don't touch.
	But touch a little bit.
	But don't sniff.
	Terrible.
	Go to 3-2.
	So a 10-year-old got pregnant, had to travel to Indiana.
	Okay.
	If a 10-year-old is pregnant, there was sexual assault.
	There was rape.
	There's no consent with 10-year-olds.
	And a doctor is legally obligated to report all child abuse.
	That law still exists.
	Who knows for how long under this fucking pedo president?
	That's a good name for this episode.
	And for the lawyers.
	Get to work.
	Biden phases doubt over a story of 10-year-old.
	Yeah, there was no rape of a 10-year-old listed.
	There was no arrests for this.
	So why are there no arrests if a 10-year-old was pregnant?
	Because she's made up.
	Joe just fucking made it up.
	It's a one-source story by a doctor who's also, coincidentally, a pro-abortion activist.
	You don't say.
	Anyway, it's all a distraction for this.
	Go to 3-3.
	Biden used it.
	This is from a baby monster, actually.
	I have a great research team.
	Biden used the pretense of opening up our historic U.S. strategic emergency petroleum reserves in order to lower domestic fuel prices for all Americans.
	That sounds good, right?
	We have all these oil reserves.
	Turns out this ghoul has been selling our emergency reserves, which Trump topped off before leaving office, to their highest levels ever, 680 million barrels.
	And he's been selling them to China and India.
	Now it's at the lowest level in U.S. history.
	Why isn't this being investigated by Congress?
	It's an impeachable offense.
	Yet the January 6th distraction and Ukraine and Putin flood our headlines.
	Yeah, the January 6th, apparently tomorrow they're going to release a neutron bomb.
	Oh my God, what will it be?
	It won't be Hunter Biden's laptop.
	It won't be the banking violations.
	And it won't be the fact that while we were all being murdered at the pump, I'm paying $100.
	I'm rich, but I'm cheap.
	What are you paying?
	You guys with your huge fucking Ford GMC trucks, you must be paying like 300 bucks.
	And while that's going on, he takes our oil reserves and sells them to our enemies.
	Well, India's not really our enemy.
	There's two below us.
	But our enemies are China and our third world shit stains are India.
	$700 billion and a trillion three hundred billion dollars.
	Yeah.
	And what are we supposed to do when all this happens?
	We're supposed to salute him.
	Salute your shorts, man.
	Okay, maybe you should have done the Joe Biden while this was loading.
	I can't hear shit.
	The war has pushed prices up.
	They could go as high as $200 a barrel.
	$39.
	I think.
	How long is it fair to expect American drivers and drivers around the world to pay that premium for this war?
	As long as it takes, Russia cannot, in fact, defeat Ukraine and move beyond Ukraine.
	This is a critical, critical position for the world.
	Here we are.
	Why do we have NATO?
	I've never been more optimistic in my life.
	Turn on the TV.
	Look at the ads.
	When's the last time you saw biracial couples on TV?
	When's the last time you saw the way people products?
	They do ads to sell products.
	And they sell products with people.
	They appeal to people.
	The guy's pretty good, huh?
	Sprinkled.
	A little too much black at the end there.
	I don't mean the commercial.
	Well, luckily, our new press secretary, who was hired by her own merit, because she happens to be a queer lesbian immigrant woman of color.
	No.
	A queer immigrant, gay woman, black.
	Five things.
	Wow.
	I used to say it was four.
	It's actually five things.
	A woman is a thing.
	And she has halitosis.
	She's been explaining all of this and confronting these problems head-on, which is refreshing to see.
	Take it away.
	You guys are always excited to hear what I got to say.
	I don't have anything to preview for you at this time.
	I don't have anything to share right now, so I'm not going to get ahead of the president on that.
	I don't have anything to share on that either.
	But I don't have any updates on that.
	As soon as we have something, we will share that.
	Can't speak to anything more besides, you know, please refresh some specific things.
	So look, again, I don't have anything to preview or announce at this time.
	I just don't have anything to read out.
	I can't speak to that from here.
	I'm not going to get ahead of the president.
	I actually don't have anything for you.
	I'm not going to get ahead of the president's decision.
	I'm not going to speak to it.
	I don't have anything for you at this time.
	I don't have anything for you to preview.
	I don't have anything to share with you.
	I don't have anything else to read out.
	And I just don't have anything to share at this time.
	I don't have anything to share.
	I'm not going to negotiate from here.
	I'm not going to give a deadline from here.
	I don't have an executive order, executive action to speak to.
	So we don't have any calls.
	I don't have more to share.
	I don't have anything for you to preview.
	I just don't have anything for you to share.
	I don't have a call to preview for you.
	We just don't have to.
	Have you noticed there's only about three dresses here?
	So these are three conferences.
	She said 15 times at each one.
	I'm not going to go on to litma tests.
	Affirmative action works.
	Don't have anything to share.
	Three dead after a drinking game of.
	I cannot speak to any discussions that are happening.
	I don't have anything to preview for you at this time.
	I just cannot speak to that from here.
	I just don't have anything to say.
	I'm not going to get ahead of what these actions are going to be.
	We just don't have anything to share.
	Jesus.
	It goes on.
	It's a 14-minute long video.
	Is it 14 minutes, two minutes?
	Let's jump to the Proud Boys before we get to the mailbag.
	A lot of shit going on.
	A lot of racial shit this year.
	A lot of racial shit.
	Stand back.
	Stand by.
	Somebody's got to do something about Antifa and the left.
	Antifa is an idea, not an organization.
	You got it, not political.
	Stand back.
	Stand by.
	Stand by.
	Stand by.
	Okay, so here's the plan with the January 6th Committee.
	I need to make sure that the Oath Keepers and the Proud Boys planned to take over the government in a seditious conspiracy.
	Not so much take over the government, but that's not going to work.
	But let me try to at least say they were trying to prevent Biden from becoming president.
	Stop the process, at least delay it.
	And that's terrorism.
	And you planned it, so it's seditious conspiracy.
	Okay, so that's only the beginning, though.
	Now I've proven that there was this militia that was trying to mess with democracy.
	Now I have to pin Giuliani to them and Steve Bannon.
	And once I establish that, then I can pin Trump to them.
	I'm still not done.
	Now Trump is a terrorist because he had this whole plan with this army.
	And now he can't run again in 2024.
	That's what this is all about.
	And the dots connecting all of this are thinner than a spider web's pubes.
	Oh, off fence, but it sounds like some fucking commie, gobbledy gook.
	One of them was, do you remember this last year?
	Alan Froyer put up an article.
	He's the Proud Boy Stalker.
	And by the way, his motive is totally different.
	His motive is feminism ruined his marriage.
	So instead of lashing out of feminism and becoming more macho, he now hates anything macho.
	Like his N-word, the worst thing you can say to him is manly men.
	Like he hates wrestling, he hates weightlifting.
	Anything that involves any kind of testosterone gives him nightmares.
	His N-word is nanly men.
	Yeah.
	But he put out a thing last year that was apparently leaked from some lawyer that said Ryan Samuels, when he was talking to Joe Biden, he said, now, I heard through people that what Ryan Samuels said to Joe Biggs, sorry, Joe Biden,
	to Joe Biggs was, hey, man, I know you.
	You're the InfoWars guy.
	I know you're from InfoWars.
	All right?
	This is what the New York Times says really went on.
	And I think the Gen 6 committee is running with this.
	They may drop it tomorrow, even though it's been out for a year.
	And no one goes near it because it's fucking ridiculous.
	He said, go storm the Capitol, Ryan.
	And Ryan went, what?
	I don't want to do that.
	He goes, what, are you a pussy?
	And he goes, I guess so.
	And then he goes, and shows him a gun.
	In other words, I'll kill you if you don't storm the Capitol.
	It's a shitty movie.
	The January 6th Committee has written a shitty movie.
	And retards on the left are falling for it.
	Samsel.
	Sorry, it's Samsel.
	Yeah, that's the incident.
	So right there, allegedly Joe Biggs is like, go fucking kill everyone.
	I mean, start a revolution, or I'll kill you.
	And I got my orders from Trump, so he can't run again.
	Like that flag in the background, that sums up Jan 6.
	It was hubris.
	People overdid it.
	And here's an interesting thing I think we should start getting into.
	Yes, there may have been some FBI involvement.
	Yes, Antifa were there.
	Yes, John Sullivan was the one who's Antifa, was the one who said, go in there, Ashley Babbitt.
	Let's maintain our own facility.
	Is that the word I'm looking for?
	Faculty?
	I always fuck up that word.
	People did storm the Capitol.
	That happened.
	You could even show the cops going like this.
	I think that's a rut to get into.
	My angle has always been it was stupid, but it's not a big deal.
	To say that it was, you know, people in disguise and all that stuff, and I think the Ray Eps rabbit hole is a waste of time.
	I think, as I said, like, how about time served?
	That's pretty, that's more than fair.
	They've been in solitary confinement.
	They should just drop this now.
	But anyway, there, there he is.
	That's John Solomon.
	I got my camera on my shoulder.
	I wouldn't be able to do that.
	It's just not possible.
	So, were you?
	Yeah, give me a screen.
	Were you at the Capitol?
	I'm on the phone.
	We gotta fucking...
	We gotta fucking rip Trump out of that office right over there.
	Fucking pull him out that shit.
	Are you BLM?
	Are you Black Lives Matter?
	So anyway, go to this article that came out today.
	Everyone's talking about Jan 6.
	There was an FBI informant who was in the Kansas City Prowboys.
	Now, as far as this Jan 6 thing goes, I think there's basically two.
	Well, actually, she explains this.
	By the way, look up Kara Castranova.
	She's like a 40-year-old ex-boxer who's part Asian.
	And God forbid anything should happen to my wife, like in a plane crash or something.
	But it's good to know that I have a plan B if my wife accidentally falls down the stairs.
	Whoops.
	Is that her?
	I don't think that's her, dude.
	Kara Castranova?
	Castranova?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Oh, that's her?
	Oh, these are all old pictures.
	She's pretty.
	She's, you know, she's got laugh lines now.
	She's a real joizy girl.
	Oh.
	Like, I was talking to her on the phone, and she was like, yeah, and then, you know, they're talking about when the cops removed the barbers, barrels.
	And I'm like, what are barrels?
	What barrels were there?
	Barrels of oil?
	No, baby.
	Like, you know when an accent is so bad, it's a new word?
	Balials.
	Babbers.
	Babius.
	Baby.
	Belials.
	Yeah, that's more up-to-date pictures.
	I like women that are closer to my age now.
	Like Natasha Legaro.
	I like her better now than I did when she was young.
	Benjamin Buttons babes.
	What a fucking fox.
	Okay, maybe take it easy with the makeup there.
	Jesus Christ.
	Anyway, soldiers dead for no reason.
	Go back to the article.
	Oh, yeah, I wanted to find out.
	Go down a bit.
	Pregnant woman.
	Keep going down.
	Stop, stop.
	We're not.
	Look up pregnant.
	There we go.
	Okay, so a total of six people, including a woman who was pregnant at the time, are being charged with conspiracy, obstruction of an official proceeding, and aiding in abetting.
	This carries a maximum 20-year penalty.
	Obstruction of law enforcement during civil disorder and aiding and abetting, threatening a federal officer, entering and remaining in a restricted building or grounds carrying a deadly dangerous weapon.
	So there's like, there's the, the Kansas City guys is one trial, and then the Enrique with the, with Ethan Nordine and Joe Biggs is another one.
	God, imagine a woman with kids getting 20 years.
	That's like 10 times as bad as just a normal person going to jail.
	That literally made me dizzy.
	Wait, go to the back.
	That's what I was looking for.
	For background, go down a bit.
	There are currently two existing Proud Boy group indictments.
	The seditious conspiracy one involving Enrique Tario and the other leaders, and the Kansas City Proud Boy indictment involving the group that the FBI informant infiltrated.
	Okay, so this doesn't pertain to the first one.
	It pertains just to the Kansas City one, but.
	The Kansas City informant told his handlers at the FBI that the Kansas City Proud Boy group he was infiltrating and accompanying the Capitol were not involved, nor did they inspire the breaking of the barriers at the Capitol building.
	They were just doing it as a herd mentality, and it was not organized.
	The crowd was shouting, stop the vote, as they made their way into the Capitol building.
	But go back to this.
	Find the FBI text.
	In that one, right?
	What?
	In this same article?
	No, no, no.
	Go down.
	There's a screen grab of a text.
	Yeah, there it is.
	So that's the FBI informant.
	It's January 6th.
	PB did not do it, nor Inspire.
	The crowd did, as a herd mentality, not organized.
	Then the FBI goes, copy.
	And then this is fucking crazy to me.
	Nobody here knows what you're referring to.
	What happened?
	It's January 6th.
	Did anyone in the fucking world not know what was going down on January 6th?
	12.05 p.m.
	What's going on?
	I don't know.
	You're in the FBI.
	There's an informant who's been telling you he's on his way to D.C. And then the informant has to tell him barriers down at Capitol Building.
	Crowds search for it.
	Almost do the building now.
	What happened?
	Is that to somehow get it on the record?
	No.
	It's in Company.
	Company's the only way.
	It's someone who wasn't even paying attention.
	It was a Saturday, right?
	He's probably like fucking watching football.
	3-7 is the Ryan Samuels thing from last year.
	Samsel.
	Samuels.
	Samsul, sorry.
	We already covered that.
	And then there's some, like, if you see Proud Boys and you see white nationalists and you guys care about the club or are affiliated with the club or in the club, bombard these newspapers, the editors and the writers with notes saying,
	what are you talking about, you fool?
	It's a multiracial club.
	It's not a white nationalist club.
	Do your research, you amateurs.
	They're going to sue you.
	Click on this one.
	3-9, 3-8.
	Like, he puts it in his subhead.
	What the fuck's going on, dude?
	The white nationalist organization's co-opting of the signature Texas gas station chains mascot is the latest example of hatejacking undertaken by American hate groups.
	Now, it's hard to argue when someone calls you a hate group, especially when you hate guys like Michael Munry.
	But white nationalists, that's a very specific thing.
	They're not blacks in white nationalist groups.
	So Cron, the editors at Cron and this guy, Michael Murnie, leave them a note.
	We need to keep bombarding these people with the truth and at least make it a headache to lie.
	There was this to Andy Campbell.
	If I was an opinion page editor, I simply would not publish a PR for a fascist street gang written by the wife of a proud boy.
	When I think about proud boys, I think of fathers, business owners, and veterans.
	Look how mad he is.
	Wait, wait, go back up a bit.
	No, no, not that far.
	I don't have the time or desire to talk about this unhinged take today, but I did write a book about it.
	Please check it out.
	Go back up, though.
	So she's the wife of a Prowboy.
	Attacking Proboys is a disservice to caring school parents.
	How did he know that it was a wife?
	These fathers have spoken at many school board meetings.
	They are concerned about the direction that their local schools are heading in, and I commend them for coming to school board meetings.
	You know, I talked to that Palladino chick.
	We talked about this already, right?
	She said she's not giving funding.
	She's going to cut funding to schools that have Drag Queen Story Hour.
	Yep.
	All right, and finally, on the subject, 3.9, nagging A shirt company for making funny shirts.
	It's funny how they make such a fun group so sinister.
	It looks like Brandon Revering's Probably hate merch site was dropped by its domain registrar.
	But there's more work to do.
	Yeah, that's work.
	You really know what hard work is.
	I guess you're working class, right?
	If you fucking stalk t-shirt sellers online, that's a hard day's work.
	What do you wear?
	Carhartts?
	When you do that?
	You drive a fucking Ford truck?
	After a hard day of nagging businesses, I like a Coors Light.
	Please keep the pressure up on Porkbun to remove all the Prowboy sites they host, which are used for recruitment and weapons sales.
	Oh, really?
	Porkbun, blah, blah, blah, makes products.
	And look at, it's funny because they're being complete faggots.
	And look at the shirts that Prowboys are selling.
	Don't be a faggot.
	I'm not brown.
	I'm a proud redskin.
	Satan loves fags.
	Stop faggot hate.
	Those are all hilarious, by the way.
	Today's International Day Against Homophobia, Transforming Belgium.
	Meanwhile, these fucking broads are Zeke Heiling.
	Yeah, why are they Zeke Heiling?
	Go to the next one?
	Yeah.
	Those are great.
	What is an American Indian shirt, is it not?
	All right, let's get to the mailbag.
	We're way over time today.
	As usual.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	You want to do a little house cleaning real quick with this women's...
	This is from a while ago, but here's a couple of articles about kids beating women.
	Under 15 boys squad beating US blah blah.
	Here's another one.
	The hockey team.
	They were beat by high school boys.
	There's a soccer team.
	Some people think it's funny that the USA women's national team were apparently beaten by U-15 boys.
	Apparently.
	Apparently.
	Yeah.
	And of course he doesn't put his name on it.
	He doesn't say how it's not funny either.
	He's just like, look, people tweeted about it.
	Apparently it's funny.
	Yes.
	Under 15.
	Australian's national soccer team lost.
	Wait, 7-0.
	It doesn't even score that high soccer usually.
	Rapinoe, they were beaten.
	It's pretty hard.
	Okay, we got it.
	So this is called Bitches Be Stabbin'.
	Turns out the bad intel was good intel after all.
	This is a very update-y episode.
	About the boat.
	That's what I like about this episode and all these baby monsters.
	When I make a mistake, we get to correct the record.
	And the truth keeps getting improved and becoming more and more accurate.
	Probably Ancient Chinese Secret Probably Ancient Chinese Secret by now.
	But Ship Lady was trying to stab our badass Bodega man as he expertly dispatched her man to the great Wakanda in the sky.
	Oh, good.
	So I don't have to call 10 people and say he wasn't stabbed.
	I didn't see it in the clip where...
	I think she stabbed him earlier.
	In fact, she may have led to him pulling out a knife because he's like, I'm getting fucking stabbed here.
	She saved his life in a way.
	She primed him.
	Whoa.
	That's unseen.
	That's before.
	Never before seen on the show.
	You see that?
	Oh, you're so slow.
	I've already watched the video.
	So the fight's going on there.
	Oh, so this is...
	She's stabbing him after the fact, so she didn't start it.
	Yeah, she's cutting his arm right there.
	Holding a drink, too.
	Yeah, you don't want to put down your drink if you're stabbing someone.
	Oh, I think she dropped it there and started stabbing him.
	What have you done, you stupid bitch?
	You got your man killed over chicks.
	What a fucking piece of garbage.
	He's got to worry about the family.
	Tucker Smoke Show?
	This is a Dutch chick.
	Wow, they really...
	I think that's where the babe factory is.
	1002, 1000, 3, 1000, 4, 1000.
	This is an ad.
	I didn't get an ad.
	What exactly is this about and what do you think that it means?
	Well, very simple, Tucker.
	What this is about is the Dutch government stealing our farmers' land.
	And they're doing this under the guise of a made-up nitrogen crisis.
	And that is basically going to put most of these farmers completely out of business.
	And thankfully, the Dutch farmers aren't having it.
	So they're going out in the streets, they're blocking distribution centers, they've blocked the high roads, they are fighting back.
	And they're ready to do so.
	This is their life's work.
	They're really at their wits' end.
	They're devastated by what the government is doing.
	And well, it's very clear that the government is not doing this because of a nitrogen crisis.
	They're doing this because they want these farmers' land and they want it to house new immigrants.
	They also want it because the farmers are obviously standing in their way of the great reset plans that they have for us.
	So yeah, farmers are hardworking, God-fearing, and especially self-sufficient people that are just standing in the way of their globalist agenda.
	And it's driving a lot of these farmers even to something like suicide.
	So really, there's only one term that we can use for the things that our government under Premier Mark Rutte is doing right now, and that is communism.
	All right, great.
	We've already covered that.
	What's the Scottish guy saying?
	Where will you be tomorrow?
	Something for fuck's sake.
	Will you be on Facebook?
	Will you be on something street?
	Facebook?
	I think for fuck's sake.
	I'll slap you down, man.
	Swear to God.
	I'm gonna end your fucking life, mate.
	I'm gonna start incorporating into my rants.
	It's good little garnish.
	I swear to God, I'm gonna fucking kill.
	Yeah, that's my dad does that, too.
	I think you do that.
	Oh, you're making me.
	I don't think you notice, but you do it.
	Oh.
	I swear to God, me.
	Chile going to hell.
	This one's pretty fucking long.
	Let's see how long we can take.
	Hey, Gavmeister and Catcher in the Rye Guy.
	I want to turn your attention to Chile.
	Once heralded by you and the World Bank, the UN, Friedman, Margaret Thatcher, etc., as an economic miracle caused by free market capitalism, it is now going to hell in a handbasket due to the communist propaganda machine working overtime.
	And if you recall, it was run by a dictator.
	He was very mean.
	We like to joke and say helicopter rides for communists, because Pinochet, who ran, he was pretty darn tyrannical.
	But the one good thing about him was he consulted Milton Friedman and said, how should I run the economy?
	And Friedman said, it's very simple.
	Get out the way.
	Move, bitch.
	Let the free market handle everything.
	Privatize as much as you can.
	And don't tolerate communism.
	It's anti-God.
	Don't play God.
	And he did, and they thrived.
	But not anymore.
	The communist takeover of Chile will sound suspiciously familiar to you and vindicates anyone who claims that woke culture equals Marxism.
	If anyone ever doubts that racial division dialectics are being used to bring about literal communism in the U.S., point them to Chile.
	Tell me if this sounds familiar.
	First, the socialist president, Bachelet, filled Chile with immigrants.
	Oh, just like we're doing in the Netherlands.
	Venezuelans, Cubans, Colombians, and motherfucking Haitians, literal leprosy made a resurgence in Chile, he puts in brackets after the Haitians.
	Once wages began to stagnate in the summer of 2019, we had a massive surge in protests and looting.
	Over 4,000 injuries and 30 deaths.
	That's about what we had, too.
	They burned buses, supermarkets, office buildings.
	The protests were so relentless that Bachelet's successor, Pinera, declared martial law.
	The communist propaganda machine then began a rumor that about 400 protesters had lost an eye from police rubber bullets.
	Another rumor that Chilean police were systematically raping women.
	So who starts this?
	The successor.
	I see.
	The Chilean leftists took up a cause to rename parks.
	They toppled statues.
	Even though Chile has never had anything remotely resembling the American Civil War, yet Chileans toppled statues and renamed parks.
	The Chilean left also bought indigenous Chileans, brought indigenous Chileans to the forefront as the victims of racism and in need of reparations, which makes as much sense as going to Albuquerque and telling them they're racist against Navajo Indians.
	In other words, how the hell can Chileans be racist against indigenous people if all Chileans are half indigenous?
	The result of this series of protests was that President Panera put a rewriting of the Chilean constitution up for a vote, and it passed.
	Suddenly, you saw everyday Chileans who had never even read the Constitution espousing nationalizing our copper exports while maintaining that rewriting the Constitution was a cross-party issue and not the communist agenda.
	Well, the committee to rewrite the Constitution was overwhelmingly leftist and had minority quotas, so women, gays, and Indian tribes were overrepresented in this committee.
	And so the draft that they're putting up for a vote is beyond parity.
	If it passes, Chile is lost forever.
	Their draft for the new constitution includes completely getting rid of senators, so we have a pure democratic legislative branch.
	Remember how Democrats say the government and its checks and balances are systematically racist?
	Same thing.
	Well, there'll be no more checks and balances in Chilean government.
	Under this new draft, private property can be expropriated by the government without compensation.
	Oh, like in the Netherlands?
	Or what happened in Cuba with Fidel?
	All legislation must have feminist language, so all our geriatric judges will have to use gender-neutral pronouns.
	And all indigenous tribes, even the ones that consist of about a dozen living members, will get full autonomous sovereignty.
	They will basically be mini-sovereign countries inside Chile.
	If they don't think a murderer murdered someone, they can just have them go free inside their new country.
	Add to this fact that last year, Chile elected into the presidency the equivalent of AOC.
	President Gabriel Boric is the youngest president in Chilean history, an avowed radical socialist who organized protests as a student and has bragged on television about experimenting with gay sex.
	One of his first acts as president was to free some of the violent protesters who were put in jail.
	Polls show the majority of Chileans dislike this radical constitutional draft, which is up for vote September 4th.
	So unless there's foul play, it'll be rejected and will go again to be redrafted.
	In summary, we are doomed.
	I should have been doing this in a Chilean accent.
	Chile was already emerged with billions in investors and capital.
	We will soon lose our place as South America's economic leader.
	And it is all because the communist propaganda machine never stopped working.
	Even before Pinochet was out of office, the communists were fomenting the narrative of class warfare, taking over Chilean universities and above all, Chilean media.
	Sound familiar, kids?
	P.S. If you want an expert on the communist takeover of Chile, there's a guy named Alex Kaiser Who is libertarian, maybe the only Chilean who has ever heard of Thomas Sall, who can tell you all about it?
	He's kind of a Chilean Ben Shapiro and the only libertarian political pundit.
	I don't think he's all at Red Pill, but he's against identity politics and open borders.
	I shouldn't have read that part.
	That was boring.
	Wow.
	I remember hearing talk of Chile about three years ago, and someone there saying, something really big is going down and it's really bad.
	We're getting our family out.
	It's great when you can do that.
	Sometimes you cannot.
	All right, let's get to the final vid.
	The word faggot is very funny.
	The word is fun.
	It's a very powerful word, but it's not that funny.
	Right?
	Like, Satan loves.
	Maybe I'm not advanced enough funny-wise.
	Maybe that was funny in the 70s.
	But Satan loves faggots.
	It's fun.
	Now, faggots can mean your friend is saying he doesn't want to go out because he's tired, or it can mean a raging homosexual.
	It can mean a pussy or a gay.
	Sometimes it's both.
	And these guys are driving through Mexico, and the locals have to defend themselves against cartels.
	So they're local photographers, they're bird watchers, and they're driving through looking for weird birds, and they're on some off-the-beaten trail.
	And the locals think that might be a cartel that's driving around, scoping them, thinking about taking over that area.
	So they start fighting back.
	I mean, it's Mad Max over there.
	It's a civil war between the cartels and the people, and the government's staying out of it.
	Because every time they get involved, everyone dies.
	So let's see how these young, tough American men, hard-working birdwatchers, handle what they think is cartels, but what is not.
	There's a car coming up on them.
	Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, no, no, no, please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
	Please, please, please.
	Please.
	New balance is trusting.
	No, Aspeno, please.
	We just want...
	We're just...
	We're just...
	Do women even do this?
	Oh, wait, two es forgitos?
	Because yeah, we should.
	Oh, dos Maricón.
	Okay.
	No problemo.
	I think I'm going to pass down.
	This is my Instagram page.
	This was my coming out party.
	This is me sucking a dick.
	We're Marty Cohen.
	I'm Marty.
	He's Cohen.
	Please, please.
	Please, please.
	Together we are the Marty Cohens.
	No problem.
	Hey.
	London.
	Tankilo.
	Tranquilo.
	We're going to see Mimadre.
	He turned fucking complete, Raymundo.
	Going to see Mimadre.
	It's okay.
	Bibliotheca, like the other guy.
	They definitely both have shit their pants.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	No problem.
	What's your name?
	Aaron.
	Aaron?
	This is Logan.
	Do not name your kids Aaron or Logan ever again.
	These names were just ruined today.
	If you've already named your kids, that's fine.
	Your grandfather didn't.
	But from here on out, no more Aarons, no more Logan's.
	Mark the date.
	The name is Toast.
	What's your name?
	Philip.
	Can I speak English a little?
	Please don't kill us.
	Please don't kill us.
	Please be gay.
	Because if that's the date of straight men today, I'm concerned.
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	Freedom is a hammer.
	Made forever ring.
	And the word of it began to spread.
	It quickened all men's hearts.
	Too long had tyranny prevailed out of the darkest part.
	Freedom's ring.

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