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Shotgun Guitar Puns
00:03:52
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| That was shotgun guitar played and shot by Reverend Payton. | |
| Some guy, this some dude out there in the middle of nowhere, redneck country. | |
| He just puts strings on guns. | |
| Then he plays a song and then he shoots the gun and then he goes back to playing the song. | |
| Can you get more American than that? | |
| This was sent in by a baby monster. | |
| Good aim. | |
| They also do it to like an axe and they'll chop a piece of wood. | |
| Is that a new kind of music? | |
| Ryan? | |
| Let's see. | |
| I'm trying to think of puns, but Jimmy Blastrix, that was really bad. | |
| Wow. | |
| Jimmy Blastrix. | |
| Oh, God. | |
| I said it again, and it was worse the second time, actually. | |
| We may have to start the show again. | |
| We may have to just. | |
| Like, I'm embarrassed that that's out there. | |
| You know what we should have done last night is live stream the Met Gala. | |
| Oh. | |
| I sent you a picture of what's his name. | |
| The theme, the best theme for the Met Gala was punk, but that's not this year. | |
| This was the Golden Age. | |
| Gilded Age, I mean. | |
| Which was, you know, 1900. | |
| Is that Jared Leto? | |
| You know what the Gilded Age was? | |
| That was around 1901, two, three. | |
| Actually, it was over by then. | |
| It was late 1800s. | |
| Yeah, that's Jared Leto. | |
| It is. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| He looks great. | |
| Have a seat, Jared. | |
| Can you? | |
| But that would be funny to get me, you, and Maddie watching all those stupid outfits. | |
| Be sexy. | |
| Then we could dress up all cool. | |
| We've got to live stream more things like political events and stuff, Super Bowls. | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| I think we should get you set up with a whole streaming thing so you could just stream whenever you want. | |
| So you don't have to go to do any work. | |
| Well, no, a lot of your ideas involve you working less. | |
| That's not true. | |
| It's just that you would be like, you could in a minute be like, hey, I'm feeling the buzz. | |
| Sometimes you get the buzz. | |
| I could be like OP and get on my Instagram and go, brother man, brother man. | |
| Well, I'm out here in the Hamptons or wherever the fuck he is. | |
| Not do the OP thing. | |
| That poor guy just destroyed his legacy, didn't he? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Like, are there any OP fans? | |
| It's sad, but yes. | |
| There'll be about 17 people watching his streams. | |
| So like your streams. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Actually, no, you do worse than that. | |
| I do better than that. | |
| Sometimes 23. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| He's such a loser. | |
| He's almost like you. | |
| He's got shirts, opiradio.com. | |
| But there is no OP Radio. | |
| That's correct. | |
| Doesn't he just talk on his Instagram? | |
| Yep. | |
| But his site is Opi Radio, and he's got an online store. | |
| You know those inside jokes that he'd be doing? | |
| Don't know OP? | |
| The guy's a multi-millionaire. | |
| Love You Missya podcast. | |
| What's Love You Missia? | |
| It's a thing he used to say. | |
| I say it sometimes. | |
| Oh, but I guess it's the Carl Ruez. | |
| They named a street after him and Vic Henley. | |
| Yeah, there's the Opie curse. | |
| Patrice O'Neal didn't suffer from the Opie curse, but... | |
| A weird thing to put on your site. | |
| The second thing after Give Me Money is, here's all my friends who have died. | |
| Yeah. | |
| You know what I went to the other day? | |
| I hadn't been in years? | |
| Was the Daily Beast. | |
| Have you ever checked out their homepage? | |
| It's like Donald Trump Jr. didn't pay taxes in 1996. | |
| Really? | |
| When you're looking for economic crime in president's sons, you're going to go with Donald Trump Jr., huh? | |
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Wait, Signed Artwork
00:00:33
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| Can't think of anyone else who might have been up to some dirty tricks that has a dad that's president? | |
| No? | |
| What's that? | |
| Autographed artwork. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| But those are just pictures, right? | |
| Original photograph taken by Opie. | |
| Wow. | |
| Once your order's received, wait, they're all signed the same way, too. | |
| How does he know I rock? | |
| You rock, creamy. | |
| I don't rock. | |
| If there's one thing I don't do, it's rock. | |