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That was shotgun guitar played and shot by Reverend Payton.
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Some guy, this some dude out there in the middle of nowhere, redneck country.
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He just puts strings on guns.
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Then he plays a song and then he shoots the gun and then he goes back to playing the song.
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Can you get more American than that?
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This was sent in by a baby monster.
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Good aim.
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They also do it to like an axe and they'll chop a piece of wood.
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Is that a new kind of music?
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Ryan?
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Let's see.
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I'm trying to think of puns, but Jimmy Blastrix, that was really bad.
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Wow.
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Jimmy Blastrix.
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Oh, God.
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I said it again, and it was worse the second time, actually.
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We may have to start the show again.
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We may have to just.
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Like, I'm embarrassed that that's out there.
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You know what we should have done last night is live stream the Met Gala.
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Oh.
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I sent you a picture of what's his name.
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The theme, the best theme for the Met Gala was punk, but that's not this year.
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This was the Golden Age.
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Gilded Age, I mean.
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Which was, you know, 1900.
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Is that Jared Leto?
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You know what the Gilded Age was?
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That was around 1901, two, three.
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Actually, it was over by then.
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It was late 1800s.
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Yeah, that's Jared Leto.
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It is.
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Yeah.
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Oh, okay.
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He looks great.
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Have a seat, Jared.
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Can you?
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But that would be funny to get me, you, and Maddie watching all those stupid outfits.
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Be sexy.
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Then we could dress up all cool.
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We've got to live stream more things like political events and stuff, Super Bowls.
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You know what I mean?
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I think we should get you set up with a whole streaming thing so you could just stream whenever you want.
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So you don't have to go to do any work.
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Well, no, a lot of your ideas involve you working less.
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That's not true.
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It's just that you would be like, you could in a minute be like, hey, I'm feeling the buzz.
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Sometimes you get the buzz.
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I could be like OP and get on my Instagram and go, brother man, brother man.
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Well, I'm out here in the Hamptons or wherever the fuck he is.
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Not do the OP thing.
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That poor guy just destroyed his legacy, didn't he?
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Yeah.
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Like, are there any OP fans?
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It's sad, but yes.
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There'll be about 17 people watching his streams.
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So like your streams.
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Yeah.
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Actually, no, you do worse than that.
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I do better than that.
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Sometimes 23.
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Oh, my God.
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He's such a loser.
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He's almost like you.
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He's got shirts, opiradio.com.
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But there is no OP Radio.
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That's correct.
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Doesn't he just talk on his Instagram?
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Yep.
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But his site is Opi Radio, and he's got an online store.
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You know those inside jokes that he'd be doing?
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Don't know OP?
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The guy's a multi-millionaire.
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Love You Missya podcast.
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What's Love You Missia?
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It's a thing he used to say.
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I say it sometimes.
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Oh, but I guess it's the Carl Ruez.
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They named a street after him and Vic Henley.
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Yeah, there's the Opie curse.
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Patrice O'Neill didn't suffer from the OP curse, but...
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And then somebody else.
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A weird thing to put on your site.
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The second thing after Give Me Money is, here's all my friends who have died.
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Yeah.
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You know what I went to the other day?
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I hadn't been in years?
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Was the Daily Beast.
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Have you ever checked out their homepage?
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It's like Donald Trump Jr. didn't pay taxes in 1996.
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Really?
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When you're looking for economic crime in president's sons, you're going to go with Donald Trump Jr., huh?
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Can't think of anyone else who might have been up to some dirty tricks that has a dad that's president?
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No?
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What's that?
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Autographed artwork.
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Oh, my God.
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But those are just pictures, right?
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Original photograph taken by Opie.
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Wow.
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Once your order's received, wait, they're all signed the same way, too.
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How does he know I rock?
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You rock, creamy.
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I don't rock.
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If there's one thing I don't do, it's rock.
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Speaking of rocking.
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