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April 26, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S4E107 - MUD LOVE
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Soul Glow, an awesome band from Philly.
That video is all about race.
He's there's one white guy in the band.
I think they're kind of making fun of race and how everyone's obsessed with it.
It's so boring.
Fucking stop.
Stop.
When I was young, you didn't register the race of the people in the band.
And then maybe with bad brains, everyone, oh, it's a black hardcore band.
That's about it.
I once said it about Polystyrene in X-Ray Specs.
Anyway, my Matt Spet is fucking raging.
I think I'm up to $710.
They're number two in the league, right behind the Dodgers.
Look at that.
I know you're supposed to just focus on the league.
I like seeing the overall stats.
How are you doing in the entire MLB?
And they're number two.
They've lost 38% of their games, and the Dodgers have lost 33%.
So things are going great, folks.
But they could go very bad.
Could be just like fucking Johnny Knoxville shooting out of the cannon with his wings, soaring, and then.
But it's 160 games to go.
So it's 160 minus 18.
160 minus 20 is 40.
Out of 42 games is 40, 45, 45.
I want to get into this Elon Musk stuff.
The libs are freaking the F out.
Isn't it?
You can always tell a lot by someone's reaction.
Like when we said we want to have a stronger border and everyone went nuts.
Why do you care if there's a border?
I mean, why do you care if the border's strong?
You want a border, right?
Oh, you don't.
Oh, because you want illegal.
Oh, okay.
If your neighbor got really mad that you started, you built a really strong front door, you'd go, why do you give a fuck about my front door?
Oh, you want to break in?
Oh, okay.
So they're freaking out going, he might control the conversation, and that's really powerful, and that can determine elections.
Oh.
So it's well known that Twitter's left and that the right is banned, right?
Guys like this.
So you're admitting that you were controlling the conversation.
And Elon Musk isn't perfect.
But before we get to that, I just got to squeeze in this one little thing.
Joe Biden is the gift that keeps giving.
Every fucking day.
Every day.
It's a new blunder.
Now the NHL commissioner is Batman.
Did you know that?
I didn't know that.
He's gone from protecting Gotham to running hockey.
Batman is the boss of hockey, according to Joe Biden.
Take it away, Joe.
Gary Batman, for being here as well.
And at the risk of stating the obvious here, it's a pretty good time to be in a sports fan.
I want to thank Commissioner Brown.
It's a pretty good time to be in a sports fan.
My wife's a big baseball fan.
I like being in her.
It's a pretty good time to be in a sports fan.
I want to thank Commissioner Gary Batman.
Commissioner Gordon.
No, no, no.
Stadium.
You know what he talks like?
He talks like he's at the optometrist.
And there's a pile of words in front of him.
And we want to see how bad his vision is.
So we go, just read out all these words in random.
Okay, thank you, Commissioner Batman.
The risk of staying obvious is a good time.
I can't read it after that.
Something about a good time to be in a sports fan.
No, no.
It's a good time to be a sports fan.
But I see we're getting pretty small with the type.
Good work, Joe.
Good work, you daughtering fool.
Okay, let's start the show, and we'll start the show with Mr. Musk.
I have to write on my desk the directions people go in because it's very confusing.
Everything's reversed.
So I love, of course the Turgid Tattletale is the first one you want to go to with these kind of things.
They all seem so fucking desperate, don't they?
That's the weird thing, too.
They're just so weak and constantly petrified.
Like I was talking to Amanda Milius earlier.
There was a good article about the new right in Vanity Fair that dared to be fair.
And I was like, you're hot and cool and you smoke cigarettes and your dad is a legend.
The left hates that because all they have is cool.
Just a frame with nothing in it.
So if anything, if we do anything cool, it's petrifying.
That's why they came at me and Milo so hard and they don't come after Ben Shapiro because Ben Shapiro is great, but he is not even 1% cool.
And Brian Stettler.
Actually, no, Brian Stettler's supposed, he's on the cool side.
You know, a lot of Soul Glow, the opening band here, they were probably totally supportive of CNN and hate my guts.
But Brian is one of their worst guys, and he can feel CNN collapsing underneath him.
And so he's frantic, and they're so transparent about their fears.
Like, put on your big boy pants.
If there's turbulence in a plane and my kids are freaking out, I don't let them know that I'm fucking freaking out too.
That was some brutal turbulence.
I lie and I say, this is nothing.
And then I stare at the flight attendant and see if she's scared.
What?
Was it you?
Someone was telling me they look over at the flight attendant for some reassurance and she had just been strapped in because the turbans were so bad and she was crying.
No, no.
That's time to poop your pants, man.
Oh, excuse me.
Why are you crying?
This is not a big deal, right?
Why are you doing the cross thing?
You know the drill.
I'm supposed to not cry for them, my kids, and you're supposed to not cry for me.
Yeah.
You're my dad.
You're fucking it up.
In this scenario.
Why is the fight attendant crying?
She's sad because she wants to fuck me.
And she sees this.
And it broke her heart.
Okay, let's look at the Turgid Tattletana's little red socks.
Look, who knows?
I think that's an example of a broader question for Twitter, which is, if you...
What's up?
This might even be a green screen.
No, it's too short.
He's so weak that he won't say anything.
Tucker is the opposite of this.
Tucker goes, so we have to now start killing ourselves.
Like, he takes the truth and then takes the exaggerated version of what your interpretation is going to be and just says that.
Trump is even more full-on.
He takes the truth and then he totally magnifies it and goes, taking orders from the Easter bunny.
Pussies like this, they make everything interrogative.
So if they want to say they hate albinos, they go, I mean, there's been a lot of blowback against the albino people, and is it justified?
I mean, do the people who are attacking these albinos in Africa, because they think their blood is magic, is there a point there?
I mean, have we done any tests?
Now, I haven't said anything.
It's just a part of a broader question.
If you get invited to something where there are no rules, where there is total freedom for everybody.
Freedom.
Oh, ew.
Imagine you went somewhere and there was no rules.
When you go to those trampoline places, those bounce you, and you're not allowed to bring food onto the trampolines and you have to take your shoes off and you have to wait in line.
That's my favorite part, is the rules.
You can see he caught himself too.
He's like thinking, he's like, this is a clip.
Imagine you went to a pool and running was allowed.
Oh, no running.
Forever, everybody.
Do you actually want to go to that party or are you going to decide to stay home?
And that's a question for Twitter users.
Some Twitter users mud love the idea.
They mud-love the idea.
I mud-love the idea of a party with no rules.
What kind of rules do you like at parties?
That you have to take your shoes off?
I know.
Find the picture of him nude with his red socks on.
I just imagine him fucking his wife, which happened literally twice.
He's made two kids.
That's the only time that she could possibly be fucking him.
He's the least attractive man in the world.
That's an interesting question, Ryan.
Would you rather fuck Gerard Butler, who we know is a hunk, or Brian Stettler?
Interesting.
Well, it's sort of like where they go with Flip Pooh.
Would you rather eat a homeless man's poo or like a supermodel's?
That's a good point.
Look at him.
With his little feet up.
He okayed that photograph with his red socks and his boxes on.
And that means, by the way, the top part is what you see on camera, right?
The bottom part is what he really wants to be.
That means he walks around the house in boxers and red socks.
I walk around the house fully dressed with shoes on.
I take my shoes off when I go to bed.
I don't like people in socks.
Call me a Yankees fan because I hate the red socks on this guy.
That was the worst part of Canadian parties is everyone is all dressed up and then it's all socks everywhere.
A girl with just like nylons on, plop, plop, plop.
She takes off some like thigh-high stiletto boots and then she's just plop, plop, plop, plop.
Even when we go to Anthony's parties and he'd be on his back deck in his socks, and I'm like, it's sort of like Tony Soprano when he gets told Dons don't wear shorts.
I'm like, Anthony, you're the godfather.
You can't be in socks.
Even sneakers, you should have boots on.
Anyway, what the fuck am I talking about?
Well, when the girls are at the party with their socks on and their feet sweat is like getting through it and you could see it like on the mat floor, linoleum, and you're like, whoa, I wonder if I like scrape it up and like just smell it real quick.
Like that's the closest I can get to her.
So it's fine.
Why are their feet sweating?
I don't know.
You're gross.
I'm not making them sweat.
Go back to Turgid Tattletale.
Mud loves the idea.
There's going to be absolutely the name of this show.
Mud love.
Mud love.
It's the episode after ape fart.
Yeah, this is amazing.
Dia, there's going to be absolutely no moderation and no rules at all.
Others might not want to be anywhere near that.
Am I crazy, Matt?
No, no, you're right.
And what happens to the advertising?
I mean, if there's no moderation or Twitter rules, there's no moderation.
Do the advertisers stay away?
What does that do to the business prospects for Twitter itself?
Look, who knows?
I think that's a...
So there is one thing.
I will concede that when you have, like even on the censor.tv chats, when you have zero moderation, there are two types of guys.
One who relentlessly say the N-word and talk about how evil ends are.
And they say things like, I'm going to start a dating site called for blacks in white areas called just trying to make ends meet.
You know, terrible shit like that.
Terrible.
And then the Holocaust guy, the Jews, the small hats, blah, blah, blah.
And as Mike Cernovich said, I'll talk about Jews and Jewish media and all that control shit like once a month.
But every fucking day, every comment goes back to the Jews, the Jews, the Jews, and the N's and the Jews and the N's and the Blues.
And people go, oh, okay, this is like a white power kind of site.
And then they stop moderating.
And then it's just those, the anti-Semite and the racist again and again and again and again.
Now you want free speech, but I'm turning into Brian Stettler here.
Those guys can really pollute the waters.
And Ron Coleman was saying once that Twitter was like that when it first started.
I don't really remember that being a thing.
So I think you do have to purge the total over-the-top lunatics who just wreck it.
And to use the party analogy, there's no rules at this party, but there's one guy, probably Levi Romero, if he was still alive, like whipping bottles at the wall and trashing thing and grabbing women's tits and stuff.
That guy's got to go.
But the problem is they start with kicking at the guy who is grabbing women's tits and breaking bottles on the wall.
And then they start going, oh, you like Trump?
Yeah, you got to go too.
They overdid it.
So I don't think Elon is going to go full no rules.
And I don't think that's going to mean 4chan.
Although that's what they, that's...
See, what the left does is they pretend that in the name of doing what I just talked about, getting rid of like the two psychos, they do that.
That's their pretense.
And then they get rid of everyone else.
So that's what they're floundering doing right now.
Like, who was it here?
1-8.
I hate these fucking pussies who say they cover extremism.
Really?
How about the, what was that big, big black militia?
Fuck around and find out, boys?
It's going the fucking money.
It's not fucking around coalists.
What are they up to these days, Ben Collins?
What about the Jewish Defense League?
What about the black Hebrew Israelites?
What about American Jihad?
Have you been covering that?
Have you been to Islam Burg?
No.
They only cover white male extremism.
You know why?
Because they're white males themselves, and they're mad at their dad, and they're mad at the tough guys in junior high who used to bully them.
All of this covering extremism, monitoring hate, it is white beta males surveying white alpha males and making sure they're not naughty and they, because if they are, they'll be punished.
And it's revenge for junior high.
I said it to Will Summers' face.
I said, why don't you cover other extremism?
He goes, oh, everyone has their beat.
I said, that's not why, Will.
It's because you're a fucking pussy.
And he ran away.
But anyway, let's get back to this guy, Luke O'Brien, Ben Collins.
They're all the same Christopher Matthias.
There are plenty of models for where this site is likely headed.
I'm on those sites all day.
I cover extremism and lies for a living.
You're not going to like it.
Imagine being on those sites all day, monitoring the thoughts of various strangers to prevent what?
A new American Nazi Party, World War III?
That's ridiculous logic.
I remember Jared Taylor said to Michael Malis, I'm doing a lot of name-dropping today.
He said, the idea that the group of white males would band together and form some sort of a Nazi party that would then instigate a world war, it's just fantastic.
But you got to understand, English is Jared's second language.
When he says fantastic, he means awesome in a bad way.
Like, Hiroshima was awesome.
It was awe-inspiring.
Fantastical means ridiculous, crazy, over-the-top, fantasy.
So I think Malice said, I wouldn't use that particular word.
Stick to absurd.
Anyway, sorry, so what's going to happen to Twitter now?
This is the second one here.
So death threats, racial slurs, and fake recipes for Play-Doh that are actually produced Napalm.
Napalm is easy to make.
The sites are simply unusable for basic user experience level.
So I guess he's talking about 4chan, right?
Is that the craziest one?
Because Reddit 4chan?
No, there's 8chan, right?
8chan.
There are plenty of ways this could work out fine.
Pushing through beta stuff, blah, blah, blah.
This is all boring pretense to try to sound reasonable.
It's not a public company anymore.
Maximizing profit above all costs.
Boring.
This is Twitter as it stands pulls down botnets.
This is really tedious.
Get to the fucking...
Anyway, there's a lot more than just will Donald Trump be allowed to...
This is how people are writing articles now, just point form notes.
Threads are killing the English language.
There are a lot more ways this site can be dramatically affected by an owner committed to using a hammer and not a scalpel.
Shut the fuck up.
Why did I show that?
I thought it was going to be more about him bitching about the Nazis.
The Nazis are going to get on.
The Nazis.
I love how self-important people think they are, too, by saying they're going to quit.
Like Sean King.
He said, here's Sean King's angle.
I think it's in 1.4.
Sean King's angle is Elon Musk is a racist because he comes from South Africa, right?
Apartheid.
If you're from South Africa, you hate blacks.
That's just a fact.
So he's going to institute apartheid in America.
This is a white supremacist move.
Did you know that?
Go back to him?
To the link.
So developers are quitting.
Go down?
I like this.
Jamila Jamil.
That's it.
I'm done.
I'm Jamila Jamil.
Who?
I had to look her up.
She's some British, I don't know, gaming host or something.
She's on some irrelevant British show.
No one gives a fuck, you dumb bitch.
Twitter was the only thing keeping you relevant.
Oh, no.
Mia Farrell might leave.
What will we do without Mia Farrell?
This is like when Neil Young said he's leaving Spotify.
Please, Neil, please.
Rob Reiner said he's going to quit.
Oh, fuck.
Where are you going to find the kids to rape, Rob?
Oh, you blinked out his name.
Who?
Oh, yeah.
Why would you?
Jason Howenstein?
What a pussy.
Made this post harder to search for.
So weak.
Okay, keep going down, though.
Gotcha.
Jamila, Jamil, keep going.
We're going to miss all those dog pics.
Yeah.
Look at this.
She's the head of global engagement, Chloe Barnes.
I'm guessing affirmative action hire.
That guy's not an affirmative action hire.
He wants to go too.
And people, like Elon Musk isn't perfect.
He's a rich kid.
And he's playing, like, the world is his playground.
But it couldn't be worse than now.
Do you go on Twitter a lot?
I do.
Some.
And it is brutal.
Like, there's Biden fans on it.
George Takai is staying.
I would kill myself if George Takai.
Look at this phrase.
I love Twitter.
Fucking.
Should this place become more toxic?
I pledge to strive even harder to lift up reason, science, compassion, and the rule of law.
It's a fucking Twitter, sorry.
Struggle against fascism.
What are you talking about?
Misinformation is their new key word, though.
Keep an eye out for that.
That's Obama's big thing now.
I'm going to get into social media and I'm going to censor shit in the name of stopping misinformation.
Be very wary of that word.
The fuck is the matter with misinformation, by the way?
Are jokes misinformation?
I don't want misinformation on pill bottles.
I don't want it in flying instruction manuals.
Otherwise, what the fuck's the big deal?
Well, you might end up drinking bleach if you're told to it'll cure COVID.
No.
No, I don't get medical advice from tweets.
Look at Sean King, 15.
Again, I have very radical views on Sean King.
I firmly believe he is more black than Kamala Harris.
If Kamala Harris, look how white he is?
Is he still pretending to be black?
I mean, that's paler than me.
Shouldn't he tan?
If I was going to try to trick people into thinking I'm black, I would be on my roof every day with like aluminum foil.
A comic book artist might be leaving.
That's horrific.
Keep going.
Rob Reiner.
Now the deal.
The question for all of us is, will he allow a criminal use his platform to lie?
That's Trump, by the way, and spread disinformation to overthrow the U.S. He's checking all the boxes here to return and continue his criminal activity.
And if he does, how do we combat it?
Why does criminal get a capital C?
This deal is dangerous for our democracy.
Billionaires like Elon Musk play it by a different set of rules.
Couldn't be worse than you fuckers.
Just picturing Archie scolding him.
Meathead.
You're a meathead.
He is a meathead.
Lauren Chen had a good joke, 1-6.
Sean King is just jealous that Elon Musk is actually African-American.
That was great.
And then 1-7, we see in muted tones.
This background makes my jacket disappear, Ryan.
When I'm wearing a dark purple suit, maybe don't have a dark purple background.
Look at this guy talking about how...
This is what I was talking about in the intro to this.
Good bookend.
He said, let's get going.
We got this.
We got this.
You can do it.
Okay.
Click.
To pause.
Click.
Paused.
Unmuted.
Unclick.
On Twitter or Facebook or what have you.
You don't have to explain yourself.
You don't even have to be transparent.
You could secretly ban one party's candidate or all of its candidates, all of its nominees.
Or you could just secretly turn down the reach of their stuff and turn up the reach of something else.
And the rest of us might not even find out about it until after the election.
Elon Musk says this is all to help people because he is just a free speech, philosophically clear political irony?
You might ban a political candidate who, like Donald Trump, they are petrified of tasting their own medicine.
That is the fear here.
They are petrified of having to play by their own rules.
Perfect example of this is my favorite little midget, Robert Reich, the first Reich, not the third, 19, where he says, this is one of the most perfect examples of leftist hypocrisy.
Trump is suing Facebook, Twitter, and Google for violating his First Amendment rights by keeping him off their platform.
Someone should remind that stupid criminal that they're private companies to which the First Amendment doesn't apply.
How did he get laid?
Musk and his apologists say if consumers don't like what he does with Twitter, they can go elsewhere.
But where else would consumers go to post messages that can reach millions of people?
The quote-unquote free market increasingly reflects the demands of big money.
Wait a minute.
I thought you said it was all the free market.
So it's just free market.
Get over it, bitch, when it's going against Trump.
But when it's going against you, well, it's not really the free market anymore.
Look, you've been controlling the American conversation and you're petrified of anyone else having the power.
Admit it.
That's all this is.
And I hate that kind of shit because truth is secondary.
It's fashion.
It's sports.
You're playing teams.
Oh yeah, your side said this.
Well, my side said that.
Fuck off.
That's why, if there's ever a debate, I much prefer to see a righty and a righty, a neocon and a paleocon, because they're both interested in truth and they both admit when they're wrong.
And it's a much more intelligent discussion than these petty, spoiled brats.
So I keep getting told to get back on Twitter.
I sent you a bunch of pics, Ryan.
And Ann Coulter said, wait a week.
This is my most name-dropping episode ever.
Isabel O'Reilly said, do it now.
Everyone wants you to do it.
Even my wife was saying, Can you do it?
And I said, I know, yes, but I'm going to try to get myself banned probably the second I get on.
It'll be irresistible.
You know, you go to a party with no rules, and the first thing you want to do is say a bad word.
So I logged back in, and I had a lot of access.
I put in my appeal.
There it is.
They said thanks.
They're going to look into it for me.
This is the email.
I never violated Twitter rules.
Founding the Proud Boys isn't a violation.
And then I logged on, and it suggested all these people.
I hadn't seen this account in four years.
Your account is suspended.
So I would click follow, just like they suggested for me.
And they said, no, you can't do that.
But they did say welcome to Twitter.
So I made a little video of trying to scooch around of my last tweets because I hadn't seen them in so long.
These are the tweets that got me banned.
Take it away, full screen.
All right.
Enroll it.
Okay, so I just appealed my Twitter thing.
It said, fuck you.
You violated our rules.
Do you want to appeal?
And I said, yes, I want to appeal.
I never broke your rules.
Is founding the Proud Boys rules?
So this is, I haven't been here since 2018.
Libertarian dad for closed borders and open markets, pro-left, pro-life, West, gun, gay, Israel, Trump, cops, First Amendment, Mets, anti-Nazi, anti-alt-right, feminist.
Proud of your boy.
CRTV, that's since fired me.
So, yeah, look at the most recent tweets before I was booted.
That was four years ago.
And it says things like, don't do too many drugs.
You better watch it criticizing a Disney Cruise.
Kathy Schadel has since died.
And she's saying improv nerds are worse.
I say Disney Cruise guys are pretty bad.
Millennials have bad grammar.
Oh, this was a hoax story about white supremacists who allegedly attacked this guy's van.
They spelled white wrong, and they got the swastika backwards.
So it's a hoax.
A younger Candace Owens, before she really blew up, now she's considering running for office.
Oh, and there's Chadwick Moore saying that this was removed for hate speech.
It's mostly me saying that's not hate and that's not real and that's not a Nazi.
It's like defending the right.
That was my real sin.
I don't know what that was.
Yes, and you assholes also think Trump is a white supremacist.
Oh, because I'm defending the proud boys.
Defending the proud boys.
There's a very witty tweet.
Dads go bald from the sword of Damocles constantly scraping their head.
That's the sword of Danacles dangling above his head.
But this is a funny one.
Check this out.
Will the gatekeepers stop at Real Alex Jones?
Gavin McInnes says, you're next.
This is the blaze who fired me.
The blaze is saying, Gavin McInnes says that conservatives are about to be censored.
And then they fired me, I think, six months after that.
If anyone can afford to be honest, it's him.
I don't know who I'm talking about.
Anyway, oh, this was a big one.
I'm rarely emotionally invested in celebrities, but hearing Howard Stern say real Alex Jones deserved it because it's like yelling fire in a crowded movie theater is the end of Stern Show for me.
He's never even seen In For Wars.
Total Hollywood douche.
Maybe it was.
But here's the weirdest part.
So I have two messages here.
Two secret messages.
What do they say?
You're not allowed to know your secret messages.
It's a secret.
But you should know that you have to.
Well, you have to let me back on.
I've got defending to do.
That guy's just kind of annoying.
All right, let's jump to the war on kids.
Lots of jerks.
We're living in an ageism era where children are seen as human garbage.
Regulations to indoctrinate American school children with poisonous and divisive left-wing doctrines.
See, yeah, when I was out on Saturday night, some of the guys, not just boxers, but people that were with them, were trying to find Coke.
And I was just like, first of all, I don't have any connections in the city anymore, but I wouldn't want to do it.
You're going to die.
Imagine your kids find out that you died of fentanyl and cocaine.
What a dumb way to go.
So until they come up with some sort of thing where you can shake it up and it turns orange, I'm not interested.
I saw a really interesting video, though, about these pills.
But before I show you this video, I have a theory that I'm working on.
Ready for this?
So kids don't feel anymore.
Like, how do you know you're depressed if you're never pontificating, if you're never looking out the window like Joe Biden when he's back in Delaware?
If you're constantly being stimulated by this fucking screen again and again and again.
If that's not happening to you, you don't know you're depressed.
You don't feel.
So, and kids are very emotional, so it's important they're emotional.
They should be crying.
I was saying to my son, when do you get dumped for the first time, dude?
It feels like an avalanche.
So maybe they try these opioids, and all of a sudden, they feel.
They feel good.
They feel relaxed.
They feel sedated.
They feel apathetic.
Maybe, you know what it also could be?
They're so stressed out and they don't communicate well.
And the media is continuing to stress them out even more.
I'm changing my theory, mid-theory, by the way.
And maybe all this media hype, the earth's not going to be around soon.
You're going to die of COVID.
You need a mask.
They get so stressed out and the opioids take all the stress away.
Anyway, combine this ineptitude.
So the media scares the shit out of them, right?
The schools tell them they suck if they're white.
They're constantly told they're evil and the KKK and you're racist and you misgender people.
You're a horrible person, right?
And then we have open borders letting drug dealers come in here.
And we have MS-13 all over Long Island supplying kids with drugs.
And we're not hard on China, who is generating the fentanyl and sending it over here in fucking pallets upon pallets.
What does that lead to?
280 opioid ODs a day.
And these are the pills they're making.
Go ahead.
The DEA.
These are the top three counterfeit pills right here that are pressed with fentanyl.
On the far left is a PERC30.
On the top is a real one.
On the bottom is a fake pressed pill with fentanyl.
They're indistinguishable.
At the top is a real adder all.
The bottom is a fake pressed Adderall mixed with methamphetamines that has fentanyl in the meth.
And on the far right is a Xanax bar, which they're pressing with fentanyl.
These are the three pills to look out for.
These are the three pills that are killing all of these young kids, college kids, high school kids.
The Chinese government is complicit in this.
They see fentanyl as a great way to kill Westerners, and they want us to die.
I mean, 60 Minutes went to this manufacturer in China.
They found him, which is probably just a bunch of fat nerds on their computers and someone who bought a plane ticket.
China is a place where if you have COVID, they weld you into your home.
In Shanghai, they're killing dogs because someone's kid tested positive and they have to take away the whole family to a center.
So in a fascist dictatorship, which is what China is, where freedom is not even valued by the locals, in a society like that, they're letting fentanyl be produced and not noticing?
It's complicit.
It has to be.
And who suffers?
Our children.
They die.
Rich kids, poor kids, rural kids, city kids.
It's a universal problem.
2-2, someone, this is going around, and you've probably seen it already, but it's people being interviewed about abortion.
And I've noticed, I kind of do this when people ask me about Trump.
They go, so do you hate him?
I go, you're talking to the number one Trump supporter in the world.
I just want to exaggerate to get it out of the way.
You know what I mean?
And I think when people are asked about abortion when they're left, they're like, you can have an abortion until the baby's 85 years old and you can shoot it in the head.
In fact, I'll do it.
Because they want to like overdo it.
Discussion about abortion has become how outrageous can I be?
Jesus H. Christ, Savannah is a fucking smokeshow.
Look at her.
She's inhuman.
She's an alien.
She's alien hot.
So basically, like if they have their baby, they can neglect them for seven days.
And if the baby dies, then they can't be held criminally liable.
What do you guys think?
Yeah.
I think whatever like helps women and helps them achieve their like dreams and however that needs to like happen is definitely acts to help them.
This reminds me of the chick from that 70s show who said my abortion enabled me to have an acting career because I wasn't saddled with a stupid fucking disgusting child.
And so it's gone from like, I was raped by my dad.
I can't keep this child.
To it's not convenient right now.
Like women are having abortions because they don't want to have a baby now.
They want to have it next year.
I know a woman who had an abortion.
I think she may be public about this, so I'll say her name.
I believe Amber Tamblin had an abortion like six months before she was married and then had a kid like two years after she was married.
So it just came at an inconvenient time.
A lot of, we're always told, and Howard Stern pushes this, that abortions are black single moms who are going to have another crackhead kid who's going to go out and be a thief.
And that's not the pattern that exists, sure.
But a huge swath of abortions is women with one kid who don't want a second one right now.
And that's what she's on about.
Just abort it.
Is it known that Howard is now a grandfather?
No?
Who cares?
Do people even know he has a daughter?
Yes, Ryan.
Thanks for your two cents.
Well, he just became a grandpa.
Go ahead.
That is helping all of us.
So I prefer that most women make their decisions at eight weeks.
But I'm also in support of 10 months out of the womb.
So you think babies should be aborted 10 months after they're born?
If the mother wants to, yes.
I think, fuck them kids.
So if like you want to get in a late term abortion, like that's up to you.
You know, I've had an abortion too, and it was my choice, and I'm happy I had that choice.
I've had an abortion myself.
Would you guys get an abortion again?
Yes.
100 times.
100 times.
I'd do it multiple times.
Until I feel that I'm ready to parent.
That's the choice I'll continue to make.
So basically, like if they have their baby.
Until I'm ready to parent, I will have 100 abortions.
You promised me, by the way, that this wasn't about birth control.
And it sounds like it is.
Fuck them kids.
Let's go to the green screen here because I want to briefly show you a new HBO show that basically should be called Fuck Them Kids.
So this is a show about a black woman, but she's not black, but according to the one-drop rule, she's black.
You'll notice with the left, they like the one-drop rule.
One drop, meaning if your great-great-grandfather was black, then you can identify as black.
You know why?
Because they want to get the numbers up.
So, they want to have black people on their shows, but there aren't enough dark black qualified actors in Hollywood.
So they take an octoroon, or in British TV especially, they take an octoroon, braid her hair, and say, you're black.
One drop.
And then they put it on us.
They go, those racists see you as black because they follow the one drop rule.
So we're empowering black people by having you on the show.
Anyway, so this Octoroon, a baby falls out of the sky, and I think it's like satanic.
So it's a semi-comedy, spoofing kind of Rosemary's baby type of thing.
Or the omen, if you mess with this baby, you die.
But the subtext here is having a baby is a fucking nightmare that ruins your life, and everyone becomes boring and shitty, and they're gross.
They're lame.
She's got a great life.
Smoking cigs.
And then a baby falls from the sky.
I'd like to go over your statement.
The woman fell from the cliff, followed by the baby, which I caught like this.
Two police officers are dead, Natasha.
A boulder had fallen on them.
You think I've crushed them to death with a boulder?
I think there's something you're not telling me.
We'll have a fun time together, won't we?
Yes.
What?
You can trust me with your baby.
This isn't my baby, Reese.
Well, it is.
Ew, roast.
Is he supposed to look...
Are we supposed to not like that little guy?
Are you happy?
I don't know.
Fuck him out.
All the time.
Forever.
Okay, stop.
Stop.
Ryan, you have a baby, right?
I do.
This, you can only explain it to people who have experienced it.
There are bizarre endorphins that are released when you're around your baby.
It's an evolutionary trait, I assume.
But when you look at them, you feel joy, right?
Yes.
It just brightens your day.
And I love your baby, partly because she's cute and all that stuff, but it also reminds me of when I had three babies and I'm sort of happy for you and all of that stuff.
And this has sort of been surgically removed.
And the baby in this show is treated like a pit bull rescue or something.
Something you don't really want in your life.
And they've removed the maternal instinct.
This baby just came from this guy.
It also has weird pro-abortion shit in it.
Like, should a woman just have to have a baby?
I remember in school, we were taught that abortion is awesome when I was in college in philosophy.
And they said, if a pianist appeared in your home and you had to feed him and clothe him and he played the piano all day, and for you to kick him out of your house would kill him, would it be okay for you to kick him out of your house?
And they would say, that's the argument for abortion.
That's what I was taught at Carleton University in Ottawa and Concordia in Montreal.
And that's what they seem to be doing here.
They're like, you shouldn't be burdened with some random kid.
Just fucking abort it.
Fuck them kids.
And I can tell it's written by someone that has never sniffed a baby's head.
When you sniff the top of their head, I can't even explain how delicious it feels.
It smells.
And their breath, their breath is like angel farts.
They're magical.
It's like a new car smell, but with a human baby.
It's yours.
And when you have a baby fall asleep, it's all coming back to me now.
When a baby falls asleep on your chest, holy shit, it's the best.
Even like when they're two.
I would walk around with my eldest boy just until my back was bleeding.
Like it just became a thing.
I would go, I'd do chores with him in my hand.
They help you be off your phone, too, because if I'm holding her, she can't look at screens this young.
So I'll just look out the window and hold my baby.
Yeah.
Great stuff.
They can't look at screens?
We don't want her to look at screens until she's like older, older.
Okay.
I'm on the table.
Just a routine checkup, dear.
Doesn't like anyone touching him.
You give him attachment issues.
Ibull does your life, destroy your relationships.
And when he's got you to himself, he'll destroy you.
Gosh, they are wonderful, aren't they?
Do you do skin on skin?
The bodily connection between mother and child.
That's true.
That's true.
Look at the way it's portrayed, though.
Oh, these people who love babies, they say all these corny things like skin on skin and did you smell the head?
Yeah.
Did you?
This is kind of Anthony Cumia's point where they turn into the body snatchers where it's like now that they have one, they're like, you got to get a baby.
Like it's a cult or something.
Yeah.
It is the biological imperative.
It's why we're here, folks.
Oh yeah, so if a woman's infertile, then she doesn't count.
She's not a person.
Well, I'm not saying that, but it does suck, and she is crying herself to sleep at night.
Oh yeah, so gays shouldn't be here?
Well, you know, gays are pretty fucked up and have a pretty bad suicide rate.
I call them vegetarian lions.
You know, they got those big fangs and they don't use them.
So I don't hate vegetarian lions.
I don't give a fuck.
But it sucks to be one.
And it's not normal.
Have you smelled his head?
I have, thanks.
See that?
That's my favorite part at the very end.
You smell his head?
Yeah, thanks.
Shut up about the smelling The head.
When I was wiping my youngest boy's final diapers, every poo was sacred because I knew at some point he's going to be pooing in a toilet and I'll never have a baby ever again.
This is my last diapers for the rest of my life till I die.
Unless I get some grandkids, but I'm pretty fucking old because I waited too long.
Don't wait, guys.
Do the opposite of this bitch's shitty attitude.
And we'll just end with Desmond is Amazing.
This is an old clip, but it's back in the news because Disney's being accused of being groomers.
Okay, groomer.
I hadn't seen this particular one, but have a we might watch this a couple times.
He seems fucking high to me.
Yeah, always.
And there was the thing with him and Michael Alec.
He was on their show.
Right, and behind Michael Alec, who's dead now, who OD'd on drugs, he had a Rohipnol painting behind him.
And they were both, well, not really Michael Alec in that clip, but Desmond seemed to be on Rohipnol, the rape drug.
Wasn't there ketamine jokes, too?
They were talking about ketamine.
I recall that.
Fuck.
He's so calm.
And he's kind of...
Why would they cheer harder for that?
I love you.
Thanks for being here.
You got to give it up to the blacks in this respect.
When he went home, did the private chats he had about this?
He's probably like, yo, I was scared.
You would not believe my motherfucking day at work today.
I didn't want to touch that motherfucker.
This faggot shit is getting out of control, my man.
What, faggots?
You had another fag on your show?
A fag kid.
It was a fag kid.
They got him drugged up.
They got a wig on his ass.
He's dancing around.
He claps on the floor.
Everyone's clapping their ass up.
The true black guy comes up.
This is just one little quick thing.
I don't have much on the meandering, but...
No, no, we can do...
Let's do a whole Proud Boys thing.
Do you have a Proud Boys background?
Oh, we got a Proud Boys background and a bumper.
Okay, let's do it.
Stand back, stand by.
Not Proud Boys.
Somebody's got to do something about Antifa and the left.
Antifa is an idea, not an organization.
You got it, not militia.
That's my background the whole time?
Okay.
Check out this fucking video.
3-4.
This is an insurrection that endangered Capitol Police.
No, I said 3-4.
This is an insurrection that endangered Capitol Police.
They were killed.
Remember, they were hit in the head with fire extinguishers, knocked out.
They died the next day.
They're living in constant fear.
What are you doing, dude?
It's the clip above.
Watch this, man.
We should almost watch this.
Okay?
You guys come in here.
Wait, wait, stop.
Look, get out of the way.
So he clearly just said something like, look, you guys are going to come in here.
It's going to be peaceful.
I don't want you wrecking anything.
Anyone touches anything, steals anything, you're going straight to jail, okay?
This is a very important place.
It's one of the most revered buildings in the entire country.
So you be on your best behavior or you're all in big trouble.
Yes, sir.
We will.
We will.
Okay, come on in.
Like a school field trip.
Yeah, exactly like a school field trip.
And what does he do to the other cop who's like, should we be?
Just calm down, Jen.
Go back to the beginning.
I got to see that again.
Hey, guys, come on in.
Peaceful.
You're going to be well-behaved.
Okay.
I don't want any trouble.
And let's just let them in.
Okay.
So anyway, we're going to turn around.
No, come on.
Come on.
Let them in.
Like we were told to do.
Do we stay in the ropes?
Yeah, yeah.
Stay in the ropes.
Okay.
Gotcha.
Look.
They're literally opening the fucking door for them.
That guy literally had his hands up, too.
He's like, okay, I'm walking in right there.
Look at this.
He's holding the door open.
And I thought I was exaggerating when I called it the meandering.
Meanwhile, Ethan Nordine, we're going to talk to him probably on Thursday's show, maybe Friday's show from prison.
These guys are in prison, solitary confinement for over a year now.
What's it been, like 16 months?
Why are they locked up?
Because they're so powerful.
They're such incredible leaders that they'll start a revolution in the prison.
That's why they couldn't be out on bail.
Marjorie Taylor Green is being interrogated, and the club is constantly used as a political weapon to make people look bad.
They used it against Trump, right?
It may have worked.
And she doesn't take the bait.
You know that the Proud Boys, it has developed, had a written plan for conduct on January 6, 2021, right?
No, I did not know that.
Okay.
The Proud Boys are an extremist, violent group.
You would agree with that?
I don't know much about the Proud Boys.
You've never heard that they're a violent extremist group?
I've heard about them.
I don't know what they do.
I don't know much about the Proud Boys.
You know that.
That's what Trump should have said at the debate.
Yeah.
Well, I think he should have gone much farther and said, Isn't that a leader black?
Why is it every time there's a patriotic club, you guys make it into a white supremacist group?
I'll look into it.
There's plenty of black guys in the group.
I don't know everything they do.
I can't vouch for every single member, but this sounds like a bit of a red herring.
Let's focus on Antifa.
Antifa's an idea, man.
Come on.
The poor boys.
He's a Batman.
Mr. President Biden, they're poor.
You call them the poor boys.
P-O-U-R, man, pouring drinks.
I thought this was interesting because EMTs get fired if they're members of the club.
And the rationale is they're all racist.
So there'd be a black guy bleeding and they'd be like, fuck him.
He's black.
I want him to bleed out.
Firemen won't put out a fire if they're proud boys because if it's a house of color, if it has a hate, has no home here sign, they won't put out the fire.
That's the rationale, right?
Every time the left accuses you of something that seems insane, it's because they're actually doing it.
Go to 3.9.
Danielle Salinas, a medical assistant at Portland Hospital, has a history of racist posts, anti-white posts, a militant communist who works with patients.
She calls for political violence, domestic terrorist attacks, and the deaths of others.
Remember there was that Asian nurse who was caught.
She said, some guy came in here with a Trump hat, so I had trouble finding the vein.
And she hurt him with his injection because of his hat.
There's also, in Britain, the left was talking about not providing health care to racists.
And of course, they come up with who that is.
I can't believe I'm stuck inside this metal tube with a bunch of white people.
Next.
There she is.
Look at those communist eyebrows.
I like how when women have an ugly nose, they just cover it in jewelry, thinking it'll vanish.
Calling white people cracker is good.
White man extinction button.
Okay.
You know, you want to push that?
Go to orbits and push Congo.
You're there.
All of their dreams are achievable.
Let's jump ahead here too.
I thought this was, well, 4-0.
This is ancient news by now.
We had him on the show, right?
Extra debted to U.S. pleats to misdemeanor after assaulting Palestinian man.
So he was looking at 30 years.
They didn't have footage of the Palestinian man choking him, but the cop did see that.
But he took a plea.
They do this with January 6th, too.
They go, the feds finally flipped these guys.
And you're like, well, yeah, you lock someone in prison for 16 months.
Someone's going to break.
Ethan Nordine is not going to break.
Joe Biggs is not going to break.
But can you blame them?
Ethan Nordine has a newborn.
He hasn't seen his newborn in like 16 months.
Just sign this.
That's Stalinism.
Stalin would do that.
He'd have people.
Can you get rid of this fucking thing?
It's driving me crazy.
Go to the meandering or something.
All of our backdrops should have that diagonal line on them.
All of them.
This is our new backdrop style guide.
Got it?
Yes.
Although the mailbag doesn't have a line, but whatever.
I'm very fond of this particular one.
But I like all of the ones that have this triangle.
Okay.
Sorry to bore you with a work meeting, guys.
Yeah, the lack of justice here.
Oh, yeah, Stalin would keep people awake for three days non-stop, blaring music and bright lights, freezing them.
And then they'd represent themselves in court and they would recommend the death penalty for themselves.
You know why?
Because their brains broke.
And we have the same thing here.
I'm going to lock you away for meandering, which we just saw the police invited them to do.
I'm going to lock you in a cell alone, no outside, nothing.
Solitary confinement for 16 months until you admit that you were trying to overthrow the U.S. government.
Okay.
And then you have all of these fucking Antifa anarchists who are sniffing around the internet, trying to catch people and dox them for going to Jan 6.
So you're an anarchist that's mad that someone allegedly tried to overthrow the government?
Shouldn't you be kissing their ass?
These are workers.
You said workers of the world unite.
These are blue-collar people.
So according to the narrative, this was an insurrection by blue-collars.
Isn't that what Antifa is all about?
No, they're pawns.
They're the paramilitary wing of the DNC.
They carry out their bidding because they're disgruntled pussies, just like the guys who research extremism.
These are the guys that were bullied in junior high, getting revenge on the world.
They were not invited to the parties that had no rules.
That's the woman who wrote the article.
Quintessential childless hag.
And this was interesting.
This is right said Fred being interrogated for defending men's clubs.
He wasn't necessarily defending the Proud Boys, but he was just...
It's controversial to defend men's groups at all.
Women's groups, they've got their little red hat club, and there's a million women's clubs that obviously are women only.
But lads getting together is something you have to debate on great British news.
Is it right, Frad, that you actually should protect male spaces?
What do you think?
I think the choice.
The lads have been there since 1928.
I understand it's obviously a little bit old school.
They wear jackets and ties, as I understand it.
And there are also lots of ladies' groups within the farmer community.
I'm an expert on agriculture, apart from the BS's apology.
But there is, as I understand it, there's ladies in beef, ladies in pigs, and there's Ladies Farmers' Women's Institute, which I understand are women-only groups, as I understand it.
It seems to me that we're very, very keen on sticking on the most to other people's business.
If these guys want to get together without ladies, there seems to be lots of opportunities for women to have their own space.
And also, it's only about six or seven meetings a year.
So we're not talking about a daily number of times you meet that.
That's kind of weird.
That's very telling.
It never crossed my mind that I should start a protest and say, why can't we go there?
This was a women's only section.
And that seemed perfectly reasonable to me.
In the same way that safe spaces for women, safe spaces for men seemed perfectly reasonable.
So I, again, try to get away from me.
Can you please meet up?
That's enough of that.
Can I please meet up with my friends?
I promise to only do it six or seven times a year.
That's what was weird, too, when my lawyers were saying you got to not denounce the club, but say you're not the leader of the club.
Well, these guys are on trial or it's going to be prosecuted as a gang.
I was like, okay, so essentially the FBI is telling me that I don't have the right to association.
I don't have the right to hang out with my friends once a month.
Why are people so threatened by men's clubs?
Why is it so verboten?
Now, I know the narrative that's been running throughout this show is we have to squash any extremism because it could lead to an American Naz Party in World War III and all the Jews and people of color will be massacred in giant camps.
They can't really believe that.
Can we give them all heroin?
Let's get them some fentanyl.
Not kill them, but just give it enough to get the truth out and have them go, I know the Nazis is never going to be a thing, but I don't know.
I feel empowered when I dehumanize you dads, you white males, you archie bunkers, you patriarchs.
When I say smash the patriarchy, I really mean fuck you, dad.
And it makes me feel better about myself.
I mean, I took a bunch of bullshit in college and I don't really feel like I'm contributing.
Plus, I don't know, white people suck.
My teachers told me that my whole life.
So now I just want to fuck with them.
I just want a white man extinction button.
You know what I mean?
Oh, I know what you mean.
You're a racist moron.
Okay, thank you.
Let's get to the mailbag.
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a damn.
Let's turn our eyes together.
Let me touch it.
Okay.
I saw a lot of people writing about that.
I was confused by the attacks on the food processing plants.
And I'm just as confused now.
Hey, queers, one of the theories is that the globalists are purpose.
This guy wrote purposefully.
I've tried to make this clear.
Purposefully is how you lay out dominoes when you're going to knock them over later.
You're never going to use it.
You purposefully stitch a patch onto a jacket.
It means done with purpose, with great care.
Very, what's the word?
Pedantic.
You know, you're a pedant if you're purposeful.
On purpose is just purposely.
Please, can we abolish the word purposefully?
It may be correct in some circumstances, but it's like whom.
It's for assholes.
Anyway, one of the theories of the globalists are purposely causing the shortages.
The reason is, if they get Americans in such dire straits, wait a minute, maybe I'm wrong.
Maybe that's the name of the band.
I thought it was Dire Straits.
Now I got to look that up.
Because it'll take 10 years.
In Dire Straits, yeah.
And it's spelled the same as the band.
So he spelled it wrong, too.
Jesus Christ, dude.
They'll turn to the government.
Please turn that off.
It makes me think of being eight years old and my parents drunk in the living room, keeping me awake so I was tired at school.
Okay, I had no idea.
I'm sorry.
I remember just coming to the living room.
I have to go to school tomorrow.
Whoa.
They'd have like 15 people over on a Wednesday night.
That's awesome.
Smoking weed, fucking wearing brown nylons underneath tight jeans.
So these have these little weird brown feet.
Passing out.
So they'll turn to the government to help them out.
Then the government will take over all the means of production and essentially turn us into a communist country.
Then all the government will be in league with each other, so it'll be like a global United Nations, but collectively they have control over all means of production, so we will own nothing.
What an absolute massacre that was of the English language, but an interesting point.
That also makes me think about Bill Gates buying all of this farmland all over the country.
Like he has thousands of acres in like Utah and Iowa and shit.
What's going on with that?
Is he going to make sure they don't build farms on that land?
And then now they sort of dole out the food slowly in the name of climate change?
As long as they don't touch my beer, I won't care.
China already took away my Coca-Cola.
I was talking to a guy at a baseball game yesterday, my kid's game, and he goes, what about like Dr. Pepper and stuff?
And I thought, fuck, I never tried that.
I should try Pepsi.
Maybe all, I don't really drink soda.
Maybe all sodas are shit.
Alcohol is still fine.
Gatorade's still cooking.
But COVID ruined Coca-Cola for me forever.
It tastes like soap now.
Like, if you could taste what I taste when I taste Coca-Cola, you'd spit it out.
It's disgusting.
Crazy video gamers.
Hey, Gav, check out these video game nerds.
Is this who Kumiya fights with in his free time?
Yeah, maybe.
These guys have never been in a fight, but they've been yelling and screaming to each other on their headsets.
So it's weird seeing this kind of aggression from someone who couldn't fight the weight of a wet paper bag.
Get their fucking confused.
Don't abuse your rabbit.
I thought this was about masturbating, but a viewer says rabbits are naturally sociable, so they need companionship.
They'll be much happier living in pairs or groups and will be very lonely if kept on their own.
I got to get another one.
Is my dog going to eat it?
The dog stares at it for hours and hours at a time.
I'm not getting another one.
It's fine.
We'll have a lonely rabbit.
Dear old man and young boy, check out the story out of South Africa about Di Entward.
One of their foster children is claiming he was a sex slave.
Makes you look at their music in a different light.
Uh-oh.
So that's the guy, Tukey.
He looks like a weird old man now, but he was a weird-looking kid.
No eyebrows.
Kind of looks like Gollum from Lord of the Rings.
Doesn't he?
My precious little bit.
So he's saying that they took him in and he missed his mother and stuff, but they adopted him.
There's talk of him and his sister being told to strip naked and get into a hot tub.
The lawyers for Dianeward have just said, this isn't true.
Okay.
It's showbiz.
You gotta up the cadence here.
This is how they talk on my 600 pound life.
From the moment I wake up to when I get breakfast, I'm in constant pain.
So yeah, I don't know.
I don't know, to be honest, like what I know is to say they wanted to adopt me for some to make them probably more famous or the face because like they're like oh check this boy is probably from your good no one's like him you know i think you i think you freaked his video like that like i watched that video like a few times and i showed my mom before she passed to me my mother was like hey she's actually actually using you as like the freaky like you know well the son was called
my best female friend i think i should be careful not because of any broths but it's i i it's weird to revere a female so much and have sex not be anywhere in the brain.
Even when I'm wasted.
She's like a sister to me.
Dear Nivag, Nayer, and Yatam.
Oh, so he's writing things backwards.
During one of Biden's ramblings, the one where he said, this is a MAGA party now, Monday show, he mentions a tape being released earlier that morning.
I believe he did watch a tape, an as-of-now unreleased tape, having something to do with MAGA Republicans, something relevant they'll use to smear us later.
Well, then he realizes, oops, that was a your eyes only sort of thing.
He does that sometimes.
So does Pelosi.
She's just as bad as him, but everyone says she's drunk.
I think she's forgetful.
During pressers, she comes out gloating and bragging and doing that weird alien-fingered hand-rolling thing she does.
Yeah.
Then suddenly begins to stumble over her words because she's forgotten momentarily that the other side is going to see this too, and she doesn't want to give too much away, but she already began her sentence and she's got to finish it up.
So she ends up sounding drunk.
I think she's very much sober.
She just can't spin as well or as quickly as she once could.
I believe it's a classic case of saying the quiet parts out loud type thing, and their minds can't keep track of the BS.
Thank you guys for everything.
I know what you might be thinking.
Gavin, you hypocrite.
You said people shouldn't read anymore.
I'm reading you a letter that someone wrote to us.
Come on, guys.
I could put it.
We used to have a blog where we put it on, but it didn't get any eyeballs.
And I'm not saying this is me.
I'm not pretending that I came up with any of this.
Yeah, come on, man.
Come on, man.
I guess I wasn't supposed to mention that tape.
But it's okay, man.
I mean, if you look at what the Republicans did on May 32nd, 2022.
That hasn't happened yet.
All right, what are you going to watch?
What are you going to see, man?
Batman.
Here's a funny meme.
Funny meme Elon Musk from a guy named Bryce.
She calls herself Duck Respecter Pagliachi.
Moment Elon is in, I'm going on a misgendering spree, the scale of which will one day have its own Wikipedia page.
That's a good one to end on.
All right, let's get to the final vid.
Mud love.
Amazing.
Yeah, I'm always confused when you have white sports guys, commentators who are clearly around a lot of black people and they don't know black vernacular.
Now, if you want to smash something, not just to subscribe, you want to fuck it, right?
Yeah.
And a John is a guy who goes to prostitutes.
And Trix, those are whores, correct?
Yeah.
Are you a black guy now?
I don't know.
Shit.
Remember those black guys that you bumped into that were dressed like Mad Max?
Then you went to high school with them in the Bronx?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Did you end up ever hanging out with them?
Well, we went to camp with each other and shit in, like, you know, grade school.
I know.
You guys were going to meet up.
Oh, yeah.
We hung out after that.
Yeah, he wants to make like TV shows like King of Queens and shit.
I'm like, go ahead, hit me with a script.
No, he's cool.
He's a great guy.
Great guy.
Great guy.
I bump into him twice since then, just hanging out in the Bronx.
He just hangs out, charges his electric motorcycle in a public outlet.
Really interesting, dude.
Who was that dork who was on Celebrity Mailbag?
Oh, Dr. Harrison Broderick?
Yeah, who's that?
He's a YouTuber, Neat Dreams, and a good friend of mine.
We went to high school together.
Does he have a lot of followers?
He's a good amount.
How many?
He was the one who told me about Incel Fest or whatever, the first one.
He went to that first one in Georgia.
Okay, I thought you just chose some random friend.
No, no, no.
They have to be celebs if they're on the celebrity mailbag.
That's true.
Okay, so I've explained the parameters here.
And let's watch him talk.
I don't know if I smash anything.
You know what I smash?
Was that tricks?
Oh, wow.
That's a serial.
I once ate an entire box of tricks after a show.
Oh, my God.
You were sick all night.
I don't know if I smash anything.
You know what I smash?
Was that tricks?
That's a serial.
He's getting jumbalouche levels of comedy face.
You were sick all night.
That was, that first, like, the ah is funny, but the very, very first look at the camera, that's one of my favorite ones.
What did he say?
You're going to smash?
What's happening?
You can't say that you smash tricks on TV?
I don't.
I don't know if I smash anything.
I mean, I guess I smashed my wife.
You know what I smashed?
Was that tricks?
I think you can say I smashed.
Like, if you're talking about I ate food real quick, I think you can say that.
Like, oh, I smashed those.
Look it up.
I smashed a Big Mac last night.
Smash Urban Dictionary.
Yeah.
The subscribe.
The thrust.
Oh, no.
Throw, Rye Guy.
I'm getting ready to throw.
The action of fucking someone good.
Hitting it.
Tapping that ass.
Sexual relations.
Fucking eating, etc.
I smashed that babe at the bar about to smash this dinner.
My mama just cooked it.
Okay, so it is an acceptable synonym, but you still don't use that on TV.
No.
Yeah.
Don't use anything that could be seen as fucking ever.
And don't fuck.
If there's one thing I can say about this show and the message that we're trying to put out for today's episode is stop fucking.
It's gross.
It's gay.
You look stupid when you're doing it.
Animals do it.
You get jizz all over the place.
It's horrible.
And you have to go have an abortion.
And as we learned from HBO, babies are fucking gross and they smell like shit and they ruin your life.
And we should just fuck them kids, both metaphorically and literally.
No, kids are cute.
Get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave.
And never stop fighting.
For me, rob, rob, babe, rob!
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