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April 19, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S4E105 - LIBSOFTIKTOK

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	Venom Prison from South Wales in the UK.
	They are doing a cover, I guess, of a song called Officer Down.
	Lots of footage of NYPD, cars on fire.
	Apparently, the Welsh have had enough of the NYPD and they want them to burn alive.
	Die, pigs.
	Die.
	Smell of bacon.
	Now, the beauty of art is you can interpret it any way you want.
	And I see metal as spooky, scary.
	Satan laughing spreads his wings.
	Oh, Lord, yeah.
	So I make it a scary song.
	When I see that NYPD car on fire, I go, ooh, scary.
	So I use it against them.
	And you can separate the artist from the art.
	You can enjoy fucking metal with the chick singing.
	Separate the gender from the art, too.
	That reminds me, though, seeing that cop car on fire, those two lawyers who threw the Molotov cocktail, they're getting sentenced in about a month.
	And they're really pissed off that they've been under house arrest most of that time.
	Yeah, let's tell that to Ethan Nordine and Joe Biggs.
	These two.
	They were offered a year at Rikers, which is what the Antifa guy got who beat the shit out of a Jew because he thought he was a Nazi and knocked him into cardiac arrest and strangled him.
	He got a year at Rikers for that attempted murder.
	So these guys, they're going to do better than a year at Rikers.
	What do you think it'll be?
	I'm going to guess time served.
	Trying to murder cops and burn them alive is not as big a deal as sitting in Nancy Pelosi's seat.
	That guy was offered seven years.
	We are living in a shitty European country.
	I used to laugh at Europe and their archaic rules and the fact that, like in France, they have no idea how many black people are there or how many Muslims or how many anything because race doesn't exist.
	Once you're French, you're French.
	And I was like, fuck off.
	They don't feel that way, the Muslims in France, in northern Paris.
	But now we're that way.
	Eric Holder has erased all racial stats, crime stats.
	We're just as bad as Europe.
	And the way we totally ignore crimes when it's left wing, the way we have not see glasses with the left and Nazi glasses with the right, is just as bad as Germany, Britain.
	I saw a graffiti down the street that said, Allah Akbar.
	Wow.
	Yeah.
	There was a guy at the farmer's market selling pies or whatever, and nobody was around him, and everybody else is bustling, but he's got a kafaya on.
	Are they blurry?
	He looks intense.
	He was a blurry guy, yeah.
	He was blurry.
	So you're doing that?
	Whatever you do, son.
	Oh, yeah, no, I could be sharp, but just for the...
	So he looked like this.
	Okay.
	Kefaya on.
	And he was fucking daunting looking.
	I think he had even had like a military looking cap on.
	He was sitting there dancing to music, all blurry.
	And I'll unblur myself because he wasn't blurry for this part.
	Nobody knows what a kafaya is.
	First of all, a few people watch his show know what it is, but people who wear them don't realize it's a Palestinian terrorist scarf.
	Right.
	So he thinks he's just...
	He's one of those black Muslims who just dabble in the fashion.
	A lot of them do that.
	And they don't know how intense it is.
	I think black Muslims, as opposed to normal Muslims, here in America, it's more about Malcolm X and militant violence than it is religion.
	Like, I don't really see them pouring over every page of the Quran.
	It's more like fuck Whitey and fuck Jesus.
	Speaking of fucking Jesus, I'm wearing my Easter suit a few days late.
	I'm sorry for that.
	So we've got a lot to cover here, dudes.
	I think we're just going to have to dive into it.
	I think we're going to have to just start the show right out of the gate.
	Okay, I have one funny thing in the post today.
	They found a giant shark on the beach.
	That's a fun little intro thing.
	I sent that to you as a separate email.
	This poor woman, by the way, was stabbed 60 times, cut up, and put in a bag, travel suitcase.
	And then the guy texted her husband and said, your wife put me in jail a long time ago.
	I'm out.
	I'm back.
	Freaky Dekey.
	So.
	Yeah, this is a weird thing.
	All the writing in this was how sad it is to see a beautiful creature that big dead on the beach, especially when it's a mom because she's pregnant.
	Are we crazy?
	The hammerhead shark is one of God's biggest errors.
	He shakes his head when he looks at that thing.
	It's a fucking joke, and it's bad news.
	Right?
	Don't they eat us, hammerheads?
	I don't know if hammerheads do.
	Look it up.
	But this thing was gigantic, and they had to use a giant backhoe to dig a hole for it and throw it and all the kids in there.
	Sorry.
	Again, I've said this a million times.
	Our fairly small consider harmless to humans.
	However, the great hammerhead's enormous size make it potentially dangerous.
	Ah, stab it in the head.
	The hammerhead.
	Yeah.
	See, when God started the earth, he spread the magic down and he made humans.
	That was the most important part.
	Well, he made what is going to eventually become humans.
	I'm not like Ryan.
	I don't think it started with Adam and Eve, per se.
	I think that it started with little microbes and then he knew.
	It was sort of like the movie Prometheus or whatever, where he drinks the thing at the beginning and disintegrates into the water and then he becomes the thing, becomes man.
	But there's all kinds of freak side projects that happen along the way where they weren't really, I mean, they were intentional, but it was just like, oh shit, look what my magic jiz made.
	Fucking hammerhead.
	Lose or die.
	Yeah, that's not a hammerhead.
	That's a toy.
	By the way, speaking of Armantis shrimp, I got contacted by an aquarium dude who says $7,600 is insane.
	He can do it for under $1,000.
	That I can handle.
	So we'll see.
	I got to also make sure he's not scamming me.
	It's like one of those things with car mechanics, fish tanks.
	It's like you're at the mercy of whatever they say the price is for the most part.
	Yeah.
	Because you don't know what it is.
	It's just like mechanics.
	There's this weird range where it's like, one says $7,600, the other says $1,000.
	And a lot of them come from different schools of thought on what filtration to use.
	And they're like, no, no, no.
	That guy's lying.
	It's almost like health.
	It's like vitamins don't do anything.
	Take your vitamins.
	Just total contradictory stuff.
	So we're not giving up yet.
	I was going to give up when it was $7,600, but I'm not giving up if someone's offering $1,000.
	Anyway, let's start the show.
	This is getting tedious.
	I don't know why I crowbarred that shark into this fucking show.
	We've got a lot to discuss.
	Oh, did it say 321 yesterday?
	Yep.
	I just saw the one.
	Okay, so COVID.
	Let's do the COVID intro.
	Okay.
	Can I talk over it?
	You could.
	Yeah, I'm going to talk over it.
	Talk over the COVID thing.
	Maddie texted me.
	He's like, hey, we don't have to wear masks anymore on planes.
	And I'm so used to bullshit now that I went, yeah, yeah, we'll see if it means anything.
	And now the only way you know something is actually true is when you keep seeing shit about it.
	You go, oh, fuck, this is not just one random judge who said you should probably not wear a mask.
	It's a real thing.
	It's not a joke, as the Joker would say.
	Go to 1-2, and we can see it being announced.
	Is that 1-2?
	Moments ago, we got some headlines that the mask mandate for planes and trains have been overturned by a Florida judge.
	Talk to us a little bit about what the loss of the mask mandate in the long-term fight for fighting COVID.
	Yes, it's just one of our major measures, right?
	Masking, social distancing.
	These are important measures that we have to protect people from having COVID.
	Right now, we've got Omicron, and we know that it tends to lead to a milder outcome given the number of people.
	It's not a joke.
	Yeah, what we're going to see, though, is people upset.
	I was stunned.
	When I looked at the tweets about it, you look at the replies, and again, this was Maddie pointing it out, and they're all like, that's bullshit.
	I'm still wearing mine.
	They want us to die.
	And you go, you hate freedom.
	If there's anything this pandemic has taught us, it's people want communism.
	Or at least there is a communist DNA out there where people get rules shoved up their ass and they're like, oh, yeah, harder.
	And then they see you not getting fucked and they go, hey, get fucked in the ass.
	Hurry up.
	Kind of like gays, right?
	They want everyone to be gay.
	Here's a cool reel about it, 1-3.
	The Biden administration announced that the Transportation Security Administration will no longer enforce the federal mandate requiring masks in all U.S. airport stands.
	Who could be against this?
	Finally!
	Effectively, immediately, masks are optional for all airport employees, crew members, and customers inside U.S. airports and on board aircraft.
	April 18th, the Biden administration announced that the Transportation Security Administration And I think this was the CEO of Delta who sent a letter to the president that said, considering the improved public health metrics in the U.S. and medical advancements to prevent the worst outcomes of COVID-19,
	the federal mask mandate and pre-departure testing no longer fits with the current environment.
	It's the CEO.
	We appreciate the leadership of the federal government throughout the pandemic.
	Current data and science show it's time to move from mandates to guidance and personal health choices.
	Finally, a fucking CEO with balls.
	In this era of them bending over backwards to fire anyone who might be racist or homophobic or transphobic, we finally have someone going, let's not do this.
	And it worked.
	I think if more CEOs just went, yeah, we're not doing the woke thing.
	That's not happening.
	Everyone would follow suit.
	That's all it needs is a little tiny bit of leadership.
	That's all we ask from you, corporate America.
	Stop being so risk averse.
	You're turning the country into pussydom.
	And then this was funny.
	This guy won five.
	He said that this woman started sneezing next to him on purpose.
	Everyone did.
	And they said, this is mega country.
	And the New York Times thought he was serious.
	So, do you have the original one, though?
	Maybe scroll up?
	No, no.
	That's down.
	I understand, Ryan, but go to his feed.
	Christian libertarian sounds like a great guy.
	Oh, there it is.
	So it goes go up a bit.
	I boarded a plane today with my son.
	In mid-flight, the pilot announces that the mask mandate is over.
	Flight attendants pulled off their mask and sneezed directly into their hands while screaming, this is mega airspace.
	My son turned to me in tears.
	I don't know what to do.
	So then go to the bottom.
	Wow, this blew up.
	Cash app is in the bio for my son's legal defense fund.
	We're suing general infection.
	So then check out that one there, the New York Times.
	From Victoria Kim, yet another babysitter journalist.
	You wouldn't believe how many of these babysitters are running major news companies like the New York Times, the New York Post.
	Of course, we have Taylor Lorenz.
	We'll get to her in a second.
	But it's all these silly little childless bitches who are playing house.
	They're playing journalist.
	They go to journalism school at Columbia.
	They learn that everything is racist.
	They learn about critical race theory.
	And then they're unleashed into the world to bore everyone to death and expose the radical right.
	That's the only thing they know how to do is nitpick the right and try to find some drunken idiot Zegiling.
	Hi, Jared.
	I'm a New York Times journalist.
	I'd love to speak to you over the phone about what happened on your flight this evening.
	Can you please give me a call or let me know how I can reach you?
	Hope this isn't coming too late in your day.
	1124 p.m. is way too late, you dumb cunt.
	Thank you.
	Looking forward to hearing from you.
	So then his reply, hello, Victoria.
	I'd love to discuss the incident at your earliest convenience.
	I was pretty upset about the whole thing.
	Unfortunately, it's satire that only someone at the New York Times would believe.
	In my time of contemplation, I was wondering how your team deals with the multitude of false stories that you peddle out daily to use as your political propaganda.
	And if you could give me advice on how to take my satire to the next level.
	You fucking dumb bitch.
	Babysitter journalists.
	All right, let's jump over to my pet Biden.
	We've got a lot to handle today, guys.
	Sir the damn dude.
	We've got to grind.
	I know a guy who works with like special needs kids in the South Bronx, and that's every day he says, we've got a grind, guys.
	We've got to grind.
	Biden.
	On him I can depend.
	My pet.
	Biden.
	A monster of a president.
	He's big and booze.
	Sleepy.
	But a friendly monster too.
	My pet.
	Biden.
	Wait, what?
	That doesn't rhyme.
	He's getting worse, folks.
	And when I showed my wife this, who's still relatively liberal, sort of, I don't know.
	She said, he needs to be left alone with his Sudoku.
	And Sudoku?
	Sudoku.
	Sudoku.
	Like, Sudoku's hard.
	He needs to be left alone with his word search puzzles.
	That's the level he's at.
	So Dr. Jill has been leading him.
	And which is this one now?
	Thank you, Ann.
	Happy, happy Easter.
	All right.
	Smile and wave, boys.
	Smile and wave.
	Thank you, Ann.
	Isn't that great?
	All right.
	I like how she's the smart one and she's too stupid to know that the mic is on.
	I mean, he was just talking on it.
	It's probably pretty hot.
	And then there was also this scene where someone asks him a question.
	I can't really make out the question about Afghanistan.
	And a magical bunny shows up to say, get the fuck out of here.
	So I'm going to quickly read.
	Oh, no, that's a different one.
	Brown bear, brown bear, so you're all not soaking wet.
	And they're not going to let me read at all.
	I'll let you hear.
	You can start with it.
	Your brain won't let you read.
	Yeah, you know, you know what he does?
	He does this character.
	Right.
	Where he's like, Jill's the boss.
	I'm just some dummy.
	Jill is the boss, and you are just some dummy.
	I'm just sitting here.
	She won't even let me read a kid's book because she thinks I'll fuck it up.
	Yeah.
	It's not a joke, Joe.
	You're just describing your environment and you think it's some kind of satire.
	This is you.
	This is us.
	This is who we are.
	Okay.
	Just stay.
	She's telling you, just shit.
	Come on.
	We can hear her reaching out.
	I'm the teacher, you know.
	Yeah, here's the scene I was talking about.
	Hey, don't listen to that Afghanistan question.
	Come over here, buddy.
	Yay.
	This is getting brutal, dude.
	This is getting brutal.
	This is going to go down in history as one of the most embarrassing moments in American history.
	Isn't it?
	Okay, so I'm.
	I mean, remember when Ronald Reagan fell asleep at the board meetings?
	Everyone talked about that.
	You got scissors?
	I got this little piece of hair that's bugging me.
	Doodle-doom, doom, domp, bean-domp.
	That was a huge deal.
	You're too young to know this, but in the 80s when Reagan, towards the end there, I don't think he was copus mentis.
	I'm talking about for like six months.
	And he fell asleep at a board meeting, and it was a big deal.
	It was even in an MDC song.
	But this guy is embarrassing, like, on a minutely basis.
	What are you doing?
	Okay, stop, Brian.
	Get back to your desk.
	Stop the show.
	I'll go get the job.
	We got two subjects there.
	Yes.
	So, President Reagan's most memorable bloopers include this failed attempt to correctly pronounce the name of a noted Japanese educator.
	Masayasu Okamura.
	Okamura, yes.
	Okamura.
	Masayasu Okamura.
	Is that the correct pronunciation?
	Well, that wasn't pronounced pronounce.
	All right.
	Now.
	Oh, my God.
	I wish we could get back to these days of mildly embarrassing for one second.
	Recently, I received a letter from Masaya Su Okuyum Okumora.
	Oh, damn it.
	Far-sightedness is a quality needed in all peacemakers.
	And this failed attempt to stay awake during a serene sermon by Pope John Paul II.
	It is serene.
	It is.
	Can you imagine trying to stay awake with that fucking guy?
	I remember this being a huge deal, both of these.
	Like, oh no, we're the laughingstock of the world.
	Who knew?
	Or look up George W. Bush bloopers.
	I mean, I remember genuinely being embarrassed.
	I wasn't even that conservative back then, but I remember genuinely being embarrassed that our president couldn't speak English.
	And he fucked up a couple of colloquialisms like, fool me once, shame on me.
	Fool me twice, won't get fooled again.
	I think you're going a little too far.
	There we go.
	I mean, 100% for you states is that we have to be right one time.
	I mean, 100% of the time.
	It's hard for me to explain why that was the case.
	Just take my word for it.
	It seems like it was here yesterday.
	Nothing.
	Anybody here got nothing?
	The best way to defeat this enemy in the long run is to deny them the recruiting tools that are and recruitments made cable made possible by resentment.
	Okay, that's enough.
	So you get the idea.
	He used to be the laughingstock, and this is 100 times worse.
	In fact, I'm not even embarrassed.
	We should be rejoicing in this because he's our enemy, right?
	He's the anti-Trump.
	I'm not rejoicing.
	I'm just like, where does this lead?
	I've never seen anything like this before.
	It's like a self-driving plane.
	You're sort of in it going, so you've tested the landing, right?
	Where is this going?
	Where do you go when the leader of the free world is just this shuffling buffoon who wants ice cream and hates his job?
	There's no passion there, too.
	He doesn't want to be there.
	Holy fuck.
	It's never been done, folks.
	Never been done.
	Anyway, let's jump to LGBTQ because there's a big story afoot with limbs of TikTok.
	Why are you ugly?
	I felt ugly.
	I felt gay.
	And then we fell in love.
	And then they eat their poo-poo.
	And we have a very good relationship.
	I don't like the fucking.
	You don't want to see a clump-up picture of my aiders because you ain't gay.
	You ugly.
	Homophobal.
	So I sent you a sketch as a separate thing for You Must Leave Now.
	And it sort of sums up Taylor Lorenz.
	Now, if you recall, Taylor Lorenz, I've hated this bitch for a long ass time.
	And it started when she outed Pamela Geller's two daughters.
	Remember this?
	We talked about this last week, I think.
	Or maybe two weeks ago.
	Yeah, it was two weeks ago.
	Pamela Geller is a very rabid Zionist who is very concerned with radical Islam, as one should be.
	She was politicized by 9-11.
	So was I. So was Kumia.
	And she put posters around town.
	She was almost murdered in Texas.
	Her daughters were not involved in any of that.
	There's no reason to dox them.
	I don't understand how you could argue this is newsworthy.
	And these journalists' editors have something to answer for, too, because they get this on their desk and they should be like, oh, the daughters are a radical anti-Muslim activist.
	Oh, they're not?
	They just do a talk show?
	Okay, I don't really see the relevance here.
	Why are we pulling them into this?
	Because everyone who doesn't agree with the radical left must be punished.
	Free speech for me, not for thee.
	And Taylor Lorenz doxed them.
	Then she went on TV and started crying, right, about how horrible her life is and how she doesn't feel safe.
	And now she's just back to work doxing.
	Now she wants to expose libs of TikTok, chick.
	And just like with the daughters, she starts going to this woman's entire extended family, like her cousins and her aunts and uncles and her parents.
	What the fuck is that?
	How is that newsworthy, editor?
	So she's not just like going to her house and saying, why are you doing this?
	She's going to her relatives' homes.
	Why?
	Well, I think there's two things going on here.
	It's a form of terrorism.
	Journalists are activists and they consider attacking and doxing these people a way to get revenge and hurt them.
	And secondly, I think that they hate the family.
	You'll notice you don't see this from a married woman with three kids or a married man for that matter.
	It's always the childless that are out there attacking families and doxing children.
	I don't even think Taylor Lorenz realizes this, but she is a family saboteur because she doesn't have one of her own and never will.
	So did you see that sketch I sent?
	This is what's happened with Taylor Lorenz.
	Let me see it.
	Oh, yeah, that's good.
	That's great.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	Is it cute?
	Yeah, so cute.
	Send it to me.
	Me too.
	Yeah, okay.
	No.
	Okay.
	Look what I just posted.
	Brunch with these two dumb dumbs.
	Oh my gosh.
	So good.
	Is this good?
	I said Sunday, Sunday with these idiots.
	Yeah, that's good.
	That's great.
	So cute.
	Okay, okay, so cute.
	Look what I just posted.
	Eating crap with these sacks of shit.
	If they died tomorrow, No one would shed a tear.
	So cute.
	What the hell?
	You called me a dum-dum and she called me an idiot.
	So, anyway, it's super funny, and it goes on like that.
	I thought that show was written by men, so I'm impressed they got chicks so right.
	But go towards the end there will ruin the joke.
	She keeps getting worse and worse and worse.
	And I hope their wet bodies get dumped in the mud and someone shoots them in the head and blah blah blah.
	Okay, let me try another one.
	Slurping down fish pists with these wet choads.
	Total tunicans.
	Put a bullet in their fucking brains and leave their wet bodies on the side of the road.
	Boo got me sleeping.
	You're not sleeping.
	Okay, let me try another one.
	Okay.
	Sitting here with two bona fide pieces of hog shit.
	Basically, like the same thing.
	They're mad because I won best hog at the hog shit snarping contest.
	But I'm not mad because we're all loads of beef sitting on the side of a highway getting our butts sucked by flies.
	I tagged you both in that.
	Why?
	Why are you guys bullying me?
	You can hear Tim through that.
	You can hear Tim.
	Tim's writing.
	That's hilarious.
	So Glenn Greenwald warned us.
	So that's Taylor Lorenz.
	She goes out, attacks people, terrorizes them, and then they send a mean tweet and go, you're a cunt, and then she balls her eyes out.
	Did you ever cover this?
	She's getting sued by a TikTok agent.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	We talked about that when we talked about this last time.
	She claimed she made up shit about her sending nude images and stuff and defaming her.
	And it was good because, well, good for our side because the woman directly lost money from that allegation.
	And that is what, the kind of thing that stands up in court because judges hate when you can't make money.
	Wow, she's got great tits.
	Go back up.
	Boing.
	Probably Jewish.
	Jews control the media of the bank and tits.
	So Glenn Greenwald saw this coming yesterday.
	He said Taylor Lorenz is about to dox.
	I mean, yeah, about to dox the woman who does libs of TikTok.
	Her name is everywhere now.
	It's a really weird name.
	I think she's like Israeli or something.
	But can you go to 18?
	The private citizen behind some anonymous account on Twitter.
	And when people criticize her for it, she and her friends will claim that Taylor is the real victim.
	And anyone criticizing this type of journalism will be guilty of causing her trauma.
	And they keep going, they keep saying her information was out there.
	It was already public.
	Even Jack Murphy, our old pal, seems to be taking the other side going, sorry, you're a public figure.
	You got involved in all this.
	And it's like she's an activist.
	No, she's just exposed that not only are there a bunch of freaks on TikTok, we all knew that, but a wildly high number of them are teaching little kids.
	I think she's behind the don't say gay bill.
	And that's really her crime because they see that as attacking.
	But it's clear.
	Look, gays got together and they said, yay, we're a thing now.
	We're married.
	How do we procreate?
	I know.
	We'll brainwash kids and groom them and then we'll make gay kids.
	Now we've perpetuated the species.
	But what does he say up there?
	Go up.
	If you seek to influence public opinion, you thrust yourself into the public national discourse.
	You appear on national television.
	Can you really reasonably expect to be anonymous?
	Isn't one by definition a public figure at that point?
	It's strange.
	But didn't Jack get his fucking life flush down the toilet because someone dug up some porn that he did?
	Is he cool with that?
	I don't understand.
	You know, Proud Boys went to Vic Berger's house after he doxed a night for freedom and got that Jewish guy I told you about almost murdered by Antifa.
	And they went to his house and said, man, can you stop doxing everyone, making these fucking videos?
	You're getting people hurt.
	That's all the guy did.
	And that was a major thing.
	The FBI was involved.
	They went to the guy's house.
	It was a major story.
	It keeps coming up.
	Or you have Tommy Robinson, he'll go to a Muslim groomer's house and say, did you attack this girl?
	So that's what it looks like when the left goes to someone else.
	They go to someone who's getting people hurt or raped and says, please stop.
	And it's very rare.
	It's called doorstepping.
	Yet when the left does it, it's far more sinister.
	They get involved in the entire family and they get the kids threatened.
	Pamela Geller's daughters had to have round-the-clock security because of this fucking bitch.
	1-9?
	I think they have a picture of her at the door of some random cousin.
	Yeah.
	Hi, Taylor Lorenz.
	Which of my relatives did you enjoy harassing the most at their homes yesterday?
	Looks like she's in L.A. What a weird cunt.
	Isn't that a weird thing to do?
	Yes.
	I'm going to go to the...
	You know what they're really mad at is not just that these teachers, their jobs are threatened, as they should be, because they're grooming fucking kids, at best, at worst brainwashing them, but we should also be concerned.
	The other real issue here is that the left is shocked and embarrassed at what losers their fucking side is.
	That's the real embarrassing part, is that we're exposing their worst members.
	Go to 2-0.
	They're not insignificant leftists, Jack.
	They're teachers.
	They're kindergarten teachers.
	They're shaping the way our children think.
	So this is the article.
	Meet the woman behind Libs of TikTok secretly fueling the rights outrage machine.
	Secretly fueling the rights outrage machine.
	She was on Tucker, Jossie Waters, Joe Rogan.
	It's morphed into a social media phenomenon.
	Yeah, but Taylor, why has it morphed into a social media phenomenon?
	Why is it so popular?
	Is she lying?
	Like, the media lies consistently about the Proud Boys.
	Non-stop, absolute fucking bullshit.
	Leads to people going to jail.
	We've got like 10 of them in prison right now because of bullshit that the media spews.
	Our friend at Libst of TikTok isn't lying.
	Just like Project Veritas.
	She's showing actual video of you fuck-ups.
	And just to remind you, 2-1, of how much she cries when anything remotely close to this ends up on her doorstep.
	They're still terrorizing my children, by the way.
	My daughter is still ostracized at high school because she's my daughter.
	I'd love to see one of these lefties try that on for size.
	You feel like any little piece of information, like this woman went to a cousin's, or I don't know what the aunt was, it was some distant relative, went to like her parents' house.
	We'll say the parents.
	She went to the parents' home and she's saying she feels attacked.
	Isn't that fucking mental?
	You feel like any little piece of information that gets out on you will be used by the worst people on the internet to destroy your life.
	She destroyed Pamela Geller's life.
	Have you heard of Pamela Geller recently?
	No.
	I'm so sorry.
	It's overwhelming.
	It's really hard.
	You're not.
	You couldn't be less fine.
	Ugh, vile.
	Online harassment is terrible and should never be tolerated.
	Unless it comes to my enemies, in which case it's fine.
	I know you're joking, but doxing, stalking, trying to hurt and smear people's loved ones, threatening them, it's not okay in any situation.
	What?
	Wow.
	Wait, that wasn't even that long ago.
	January, February, March.
	That's April 3rd.
	That's two weeks ago.
	It's not okay in any situation.
	People on here who constantly stoke these politicized outrage campaigns want to dismiss it, but it shouldn't be dismissed.
	It has very real consequences.
	I mean, they're not sending their best.
	And the editor is responsible, too.
	Pull her up.
	Two, three.
	Christina Passariello.
	Passariello.
	This is the one who okayed that, obviously, and said, yeah, that sounds like a good idea.
	Oh, I'm glad you want to dox someone.
	So she did the doxing of the daughters when she was a daily beast.
	This is Washington Post.
	She's getting raises.
	She's moving up.
	She's being rewarded for this behavior.
	And 2-4, what if Fox News did this?
	If a Fox crew did to Taylor what Taylor did to the citizen, a national media mental health crisis would be declared.
	Yes, because this has nothing to do with journalism.
	It's politics.
	And let's briefly look at what libs of TikTok exposes.
	For example, a professor here is going to tell you that we shouldn't see sex with an adult and a child as necessarily criminal.
	I mean, what if the kid wanted to get fucked in the ass by an old man?
	Okay, so unban Milo for saying that.
	Yeah.
	Can you pull up Crip Daddy?
	I forgot to book him.
	I can text him, too, while you play this.
	He'll be booked.
	Play the tape.
	I had it on a different screen, so let me just.
	Okay.
	Yeah, we can't both be doing shit when...
	Also, if young people are initiating sexual activities with adults or enthusiastically involved, we can't be effective in working with them.
	If young people initiate sexual relationships with adults or are enthusiastically involved, if you perceive a child having sex with an adult as enthusiastic,
	you are misreading the situation.
	If the child acts like it's going great, the child is wrong or misled, which is why it's such a serious crime.
	Because children look to adults for guidance, for information, for direction.
	And when you direct them to your pants, you're fucking evil and I want you to die.
	And here is this guy implying that there's these wonderful consensual relationships.
	How young is he talking here?
	11 and 30?
	What are these glowing, reciprocal, romantic relationships that he's talking about?
	Activities with adults or enthusiastically involved.
	We can't be effective in working with them if we assume that all such relationships start with a predatory or criminally inclined adult.
	As we see in the discussion, young people bridle at being forced into this box of being seen as being the victim of a predator.
	And so there are reasons.
	Is everyone catching this?
	Young people bridle at this box of being seen as the victim of a predator.
	Yeah, it sucks to be raped.
	You don't want to televise it.
	That doesn't mean that we shouldn't treat these people as victims.
	What do we treat them as?
	Maybe the kid's the predator.
	Maybe the kid was running around in little red leather short shorts being a little tease.
	You know how these kids get.
	I can't even joke like this.
	It's for learning about what the dynamics are and how to talk about them so that we can better help the young people who are in these situations.
	And I'm sorry to make everything sexist, but I'm an anti-Femite.
	And how are they just sitting there going, like, it's because he's male and their experience in the past has been that the men know more than them because most of them are probably affirmative action hires.
	So they go, that sounds reasonable.
	Like, can't one person with balls just go, Terry, what the fuck did you just say?
	Do you want to come, can I come over to your house and discuss this with my attorney, Dr. Fist?
	What the fuck are you talking about?
	You're talking about consensual.
	Terry, Terry, stop.
	There is no such thing as a consensual relationship with a kid when you're not a kid.
	Even when kids, remember how there'd be that weird thing where there was like a kid who like played with some girl, some girl's dink, I almost said.
	But you know, like they're in the forest and she was nude and he pulled his dink and they're all 11.
	And like every, the girl's 11, the boy's 11, and he like bites her boob and she plays with his dink or something.
	And you go, well, that's not really like pedophilia.
	Every time you'd hear about those cases, remember as a kid, you'd find out that there was weird shit going on with those particular kids at home.
	There's no such thing as a child's sexuality.
	Stop.
	Stop it.
	Here's another thing that Libs of TikTok exposes that Taylor Lorenz seems determined to stop.
	Drag at school.
	Hey, everyone, we're meeting in the auditorium to watch this drunken homo try to be a woman.
	This is female blackface.
	Every time I see drag, I always marvel at how pathetic it is.
	It's sub-karaoke.
	You dress up in a silly costume and you mouth the words to a song.
	This is what 13-year-old girls do in their bedrooms.
	It's sub-TikTok.
	He's just mouthing the words to a song he likes.
	And everyone's clapping.
	Yay, you're good at your job.
	Yay!
	You hear that?
	They cheer when he drops to his knees like that's hard.
	Wait, the audio's all fucked up, Ryan.
	You got something else playing because you're stupid.
	You know, I went to a drag show.
	Milo took us to a drag bar in New York City with Pamela Geller, of all people.
	And I started saying the shit that I was just saying now.
	And she got so pissed off, she said, this is female blackface.
	This is disgusting.
	And some lesbian was going to kick her ass.
	I had to get in between her and some Justin Bieber with the sideways baseball cap and his underwear, its underwear hanging out.
	It was all like, yo, I'm about to fuck up Pem, that fucking bitch, yo.
	I mean, it was dumb to scream at how stupid drag is at a drag club, but they're all retards.
	And here's another person that Libs of TikTok exposes.
	What a typical feminist is.
	It's a great window into the bizarre mind of the radical left, which has become mainstream.
	People have literal celebrations for killing babies.
	This is demonic.
	And then C. Hate, who's a stripper, goes, abortion is healthcare.
	Wait, go back up again.
	And also traumatic.
	I wonder why it's traumatic.
	Carm hate?
	Please gather all your closest friends after to celebrate.
	Be around endless love and happiness for your decision.
	Thanks for everyone who came last night.
	Yeah, that sounds fun.
	Let's have a I Murdered a Baby party while we're celebrating mental illness and a lack of talent at the drag show.
	We'll then go get an abortion and then we'll go celebrate it.
	I mean, we're drifting into Satanism at this point.
	I found, I looked up her Instagram.
	Of course, she's childless, just like Taylor Lorenz.
	Finished this one today.
	My first pet as an adult.
	My longest relationship ever.
	This is her pet.
	She has a giant tattoo of her fucking cat.
	She also, 2-9, carries a rat fetus around her neck.
	Fun fact, the top necklace is my favorite in my jewelry collection because it's a real rat fetus.
	And this woman, covered in tattoos, gets on a stage and dances for men with nothing rattling around in her brain.
	What's this 3-0?
	Is that still libs of TikTok?
	No, that's a totally different thing.
	We'll deal with that later.
	Can we get Crip Daddy on?
	I tried calling him.
	He's not on there.
	Here's another cake, by the way.
	Bye.
	Bye-bye.
	This is what men look like after taking a life.
	And this is how women handle taking a life.
	Very different.
	Yeah.
	What have we done?
	And again, I don't want to criticize women per se.
	This is what we've done to our women.
	And a big part of it, by the way, is trivializing what it is to be a woman and saying, I'm a woman.
	Like this fucking guy.
	Jump over to 3-1.
	This guy is under the impression that because he chopped his dick off and he takes hormones, he's having his period.
	Let me explain something to you, trannies.
	A uterus makes a little house for a baby.
	Starting on the first of the month, or whatever the 28-day cycle is, right?
	And they have windows and a little chair and a table and a kitchen and a fridge.
	It's a beautiful little apartment for a baby that a baby can live in.
	But it has to be brand new.
	If a baby doesn't move in, well, they want the latest furniture.
	They want everything to be brand new.
	So what they do is they rip it down.
	They tear down the walls.
	They get rid of the chairs, all the furniture, and they push it out the vagina hole.
	It comes out as discharge.
	And they start building a new apartment for a new baby.
	And it's crampy.
	As they're destroying the apartment and ripping down the walls, it's uncomfortable in your stomach, in your belly, not your stomach, but you know what I mean?
	And then it comes out.
	Those are called cramps.
	And then we rebuild a new house.
	Now, if you come in a girl right when the house has come out, you can jizz in her because there's no baby there.
	There's no apartment for the baby, I mean.
	The jizz just falls out again.
	It's a risky business, though, because they might be really good at building apartments.
	If you chop your dick off and take estrogen, you're still, your body's not building any apartments for any babies.
	You don't have a uterus.
	You don't have a menstrual cycle.
	But it doesn't stop men from complaining about it.
	Hey, Family, it's your auntie Katie.
	Hey, Family.
	I've been up since 5 o'clock this morning.
	For those of y'all that don't know, I had bottom surgery at the end of August, and I had to be off my hormones for two weeks prior to that, which means they flushed out of my system.
	So after starting back up, it takes a couple of months for them to really kick back in.
	And so, as of 5 o'clock this morning, I've been dealing with some really bad cramps because it's that time of the month again.
	That's starting back up.
	I didn't miss it, to be honest, for the two months that I had freedom.
	So anyway, that's my day.
	I just hope that your day started off better and it continues to be better.
	Because this is not fun.
	This is not fun.
	Anyway, we are all valid, and I will talk to y'all later.
	Yeah, we're all valid, I guess.
	Not fetuses.
	But you could still be insane.
	No one's saying you need to die.
	We're saying you're mentally ill, you're mutilating yourself.
	And again, Libs of TikTok's crime was pointing these guys out.
	Okay.
	You're a gatekeeper.
	Donovan told me he's getting his treatments.
	What's this one now?
	Oh, that's the same guy.
	Hey, Cameron.
	It's your auntie Katie.
	You're just a regular dude, by the way.
	You look like you drained my brake fluid.
	And the sound was, you know, name one TikToker.
	If they dueted you, you would absolutely flip out.
	And I shot big.
	I did.
	I tagged Queenwork.
	And I woke up this morning to a video dueted by her.
	So thank you for that.
	You really.
	What are you talking about?
	That person's talking about.
	Go to 3-0 now.
	This is no longer libs of TikTok, but it's typical of what she exposes.
	And it's called the funniest character arc ever.
	Remember our favorite meme of the guy with the broad shoulders explaining to the woman something about something?
	And she has, yeah, that one.
	That's our favorite meme.
	He's got that delivery there.
	And here he is before.
	It's funny that as a woman, he seems like a fucking Viking.
	But then back when he was a dude, he looks like a pussy.
	I guess someone called him a pussy and he went, oh, I guess I'm a chick.
	And then you realize, wow, when you move into chick land, you really look masculine.
	It's sort of like the swimmers, right?
	Like that Lori Thompson, whatever, was number 560 on the male swimming list.
	And now he's number one as a female.
	But go back.
	Fast Company promoted a live chat with creepy male feminist Charles Clymer self-identifies as a feminist leader, but he's also been accused of verbally abusing women.
	He's a deranged pervert is what he is.
	Next.
	Oh, then he's playing a fun.
	I assume that's racist.
	Look at his weird eyes.
	His weird thrill.
	The guy has all the symptoms of a deranged murderer.
	He murdered a man and birthed a woman.
	Yeah.
	Allegedly.
	He murdered that creep.
	This is how you whitewash.
	When you get called a creep, you can either just go, oh, well, I think they're misinterpreting me, or you can just become a different person.
	So 2014, he's that annoying creep.
	Oh, he's an Army vet.
	2015, still focusing on the Army vet thing, but he's just gay.
	Writes for Washington Post.
	That's awesome.
	2016, he's a writer of various things in various pieces.
	I assume he's been fired from Washington Post at that point.
	He was gender queer?
	Gender queer, but Army Vet is back in 2017.
	And then we have proudly queer Army Vet.
	Yes.
	And Gorgeous Babe.
	Next.
	And then The Greatest Meme of All Time.
	Can we just reread that for fun?
	Just the beginning.
	This is the funniest picture I've ever seen on the internet.
	His vaguely threatening gesture and stance.
	The woman meekly clasping her hands together in fear.
	The difference between his massive skull and hers.
	His caveman tears slouch, making him look like a hunchback versus her standing.
	The remnants of what appear to be sideburns on the side of his face versus the woman's clear cheeks.
	The intense expression on his face versus the bewildered expression on hers.
	The sheer difference in size between their torsos.
	He's probably double her.
	His masculine profile with his chin jutting out.
	Go back to the picture.
	Oh my God, that's fucking hilarious.
	All right.
	Let's just look at one last thing with these kids and sex and libs of TikTok before we abandon the subject.
	This video is from a New Jersey Public Schools District lesson plan for fifth grader.
	The video depicts masturbation and promotes puberty blockers.
	Teachers, when will it be enough for you to publicly stand with me and denounce this as a violation of our professional ethics?
	Sometimes young people will experience sexual pleasure and relieve stress and sexual tension by touching their genitals.
	Stress.
	That's called masturbation.
	Porn music.
	They're not even hiding it.
	Oh, yeah.
	It's at the at what age does this start with?
	Go back to the top?
	No, no, the top of the music.
	Sometimes young people will experience fifth graders.
	So nine-year-olds.
	Not for nine-year-olds, it's not.
	And it's normal if you don't, and should always be done in private.
	Despite what you may have heard, masturbation cannot hurt your body physically.
	And no one said that since the 40s.
	And they are the most likely to prescribe puberty blockers for someone who wants them.
	Puberty blockers are medications that will stop your body from changing.
	They are usually given as an injection or an implant.
	They block the production of hormones to stop or delay the physical Changes of puberty.
	The effects of the medication are possibly go wrong.
	So, if a person stops using puberty blockers, the physical changes of puberty will begin again.
	Whether you identify as male, female, genderqueer, or something else, you're perfectly normal.
	Sometimes, young people will experience.
	It's all about erasing shame with sexuality.
	Is that so bad?
	Like, has anyone run the numbers on that?
	I think a little bit of shame might be healthy.
	If we have a bunch of teenagers fucking like rabbits because nothing is wrong ever, you're going to get teen pregnancy, STDs, all kinds of things.
	I think you should be a little wary of intercourse.
	It's like fighting.
	Sometimes it's good.
	Sometimes it's not.
	Oh, everybody.
	Let's see if we can get Cryptaddy now.
	Oh, Rush.
	I still not online the call button, but this is the problem when you have what?
	When you have handicapped staff.
	Alright, how are we doing for time?
	I think we can squeeze in a quick green screen.
	Let's do that, shall we?
	Oh, I think we shall.
	Okay, let's do it.
	This is a fucking weird video.
	CGI is the most disturbing type of animation there is because it's very hard to do and very technical.
	So it tends not to attract creative types.
	Artists tend not to be good at math and technical shit.
	So you have nerds doing art.
	And nerds are typically not good at art.
	So what you have is some of the most haunting and disturbing.
	It's in the uncanny valley kind of shit.
	And I think this guy is a lefty.
	And this is how he sees us conservatives who watch Tucker Carlson.
	Okay, we live in suburban homes.
	That's true.
	Hello, wife.
	I'm home.
	Okay, wait.
	Apparently, conservatives are obsessed with Jimmy Fallon, who is relatively apolitical, but definitely left.
	I just saw him playing some sort of song with a guitar to like Michelle Obama or something.
	So I wouldn't really see him as a right-wing icon.
	He's no Nick Fuentes.
	He tussled Trump's hair, man.
	He's far right.
	Oh, is that the crime?
	Maybe.
	All right.
	Again, nerds just fucking everything up.
	I just finished making dinner.
	Ah, what'd you make?
	Swanson Salspace Sea TV dinners.
	Okay, so no one eats those anymore.
	They're from the 70s.
	And secondly, I think the takeaway here is that Tucker doesn't deserve any of his success because he comes from the Swanson family.
	No, his mother was a hippie who abandoned the family at a very young age.
	His father remarried and he married someone in the Swanson family.
	So I don't really think...
	And his father was doing very well financially when he met the Swanson chick.
	Yeah.
	Looks delicious.
	What's grandpa doing?
	He's just watching the news.
	Probably been dead for about 100 years.
	Good evening and welcome to Tucker Carlson's site.
	We've got news for you this evening.
	Joe Biden, the president, is a dad.
	Oh, Crip Daddy, what do we do?
	What do we do?
	This never happened on GML Live.
	Say regular.
	Say yes.
	Okay.
	Pause the video.
	Can we do it from here?
	I think so.
	Hello?
	Hey.
	Hey, Crip Daddy, are you there?
	See if you can jump into my green screen.
	You'd have to hear one second.
	Make him the video.
	Oh, yeah.
	Give me the microphone, the Skype mic.
	Nice.
	Terrible throw.
	Can you hear us?
	Can you hear me, Crip?
	I can hear you.
	Whoa.
	How you doing?
	Oh, we're doing great.
	You just jumped into my green screen.
	We've never done this before.
	No, I'm sorry.
	It was late.
	The morning sex was too good to pass out.
	What kind of positions did you do?
	The one.
	You did the one with the one.
	Yep, it was good.
	So we've been talking about libs of TikTok all day and the amount of freaks they expose.
	The argument from the right is, you know, you drew first blood by becoming a political activist, so you're going to get doxxed.
	You know, she's doxxed now, right?
	Yeah, I've been hearing about that.
	And the right's argument is, all she ever did was just expose videos of you, clowns, and now you want to attack her family?
	You're sadistic and deranged.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	That sounds about right.
	I mean, the way I look at it, if you're out there, get ready to catch these hands.
	Oh, so you are happy that the libs of TikTok chick has been exposed and is having your family threatened.
	I'm happy when anybody's exposed for any reason.
	What about you?
	Where do you live?
	I live wherever anybody wants to find me.
	I can make it.
	I'm in the outskirts of Chicago, so that's how I know that I can handle it.
	Yeah.
	I mean, I think that what's really going on here is the left is seeing their worst, and they're going, this is fucking gross, because their whole argument is that our worst typifies us.
	And they choose QAnon and random some guy Zeke Heiling and they say, see, that's who they are, which isn't true.
	They've only got a handful of those dudes.
	And we have thousands and thousands of fucking losers to choose from who are deranged and think that they can fuck kids.
	You know, you are vulnerable because you're paralyzed and you kind of look like a kid.
	Are you particularly scared of these groomers?
	You know, it was weird.
	You thought, you would think that I would be so easy to molest.
	Yeah.
	And because I was very cute as a kid, too.
	Like, I was so fucking easy and nobody ever did it.
	Hmm.
	Not at all.
	I don't know what it was.
	I think that, but now, more than ever, I wish somebody would try.
	Yeah.
	How are your legs?
	I've never seen them.
	Are they like Ricky Berwick's?
	No, I'm like just smaller portioned, but I'm fairly normal looking.
	He's a fucking mess of a blender.
	What's your guys' lifespan like?
	Pretty normal?
	I mean, he looks like we keep saying it, but he's a pug.
	Any day now, he's just going to croak over and it'll be worth it.
	It's a mercy killing.
	Me, I'm just at the hands of God.
	It could be tomorrow.
	It could be 10 years from now.
	Who knows?
	So we've got a long time to rape you.
	I'm hoping.
	I believe in every gun amendment, so we can try.
	All right, man.
	Well, thanks for jumping onto our green screen, and we'll see you next week.
	Absolutely.
	Bye, buddy.
	Take it easy.
	Wow, that was some innovative technology.
	That was.
	Now we can get rid of that.
	Let's get back to this freaky green screen.
	For some reason, constructed across the street from the actual White House.
	Why do we care what is being done?
	The TV dinner is how Tucker Carlson's stepmother's father made his fortune.
	What a thing to be concerned with.
	But anyway, go back a little more.
	For some reason, constructed across the street from the actual White House.
	The reason he does this is because it allows him to read a script directly from a face-on monitor and without telecoms or glass that can be seen in the future.
	That's true.
	Now, we can't verify that that's true, but it certainly sounds right.
	It doesn't sound right.
	The DOJ can tell you precisely how many Qurans were burned last year, but they don't keep track of Christmas tree.
	Why is that?
	Well, because they could care less.
	That's why our leaders consistently ignore the persecution of Christians around the world.
	Hold on a second.
	Is the joke here that America, the American law enforcement has a hyperbolic obsession with anything that is attack on Islam, but at the same time turns a blind eye to any attack on Christianity?
	That's just a fact.
	Remember the fucking girl in New York who said she had her burqa ripped off and the whole de Blasio, everyone went completely insane, bending over backwards to apologize, and then we immediately find out she's full of shit?
	Contributes to that persecution, and it does if they say nothing about it.
	Everyone who actually lives in this country knows exactly what's going on around.
	Our streets are dangerous, much more dangerous than they've been in a long time, for decades.
	There are a lot of reasons for that, but one reason is our cities are overrun with mentally unstable vagrants who are living on the sidewalks.
	Yes.
	Now, for a long time, we've called these people homeless.
	But let's stop doing that.
	Well, they're not in the suburbs.
	But what about drug, which is intentionally devised to be a majority of the people?
	Sorry, buddy.
	The people in the suburbs are scared of me and Proud Boys.
	They're not worried about black crime.
	That's why they live in the suburbs.
	Not drugs.
	But what we're watching is the destruction of the U.S. military.
	And what we're going to end up seeing, Tucker, is thousands, tens of thousands, maybe hundreds of thousands of Americans die.
	Those are the stakes of the game we're playing here.
	We don't need a military that's woman-friendly.
	We don't need a military that's gay-friendly with all due respect to the Air Force.
	We need a military that's flat-out hostile.
	We need a military full of type A men who want to sit on a throne of Chinese skulls.
	But we don't have that map.
	We can't even get women off of naval vessels.
	That should be step one.
	But most of them are already pregnant anyway.
	So true.
	Dear Scott Perry, native-born American no more American and no less American than an immigrant like me.
	Good point.
	We agree with that.
	And then he said this.
	And with every passing year, there will be more people who look like me in the United States.
	You can't stop it.
	So take your racist replacement theory and shove it.
	In other words, you're being replaced and there's nothing you can do about it.
	So shut up.
	Luckily, with people like Ted Liu in charge, we're not going to get a lot done.
	Guys are more.
	These people seek absolute saneness.
	So hold on a sec.
	In this sinister, horrible horror movie, they talk about the replacement theory, which is this leftist obsession where they think that our biggest fear with immigration is that we're going to not be as white because we'll mix and then we'll go beige.
	Which is, talk to any conservative, it's number 832 on the gripes list.
	But they somehow get to stick it to number one.
	But then he has Ted Lou confessing that that is what he's going for while simultaneously calling white people paranoid for being scared of that.
	So it's like triple levels of idiocy.
	Anyway, this seems like a cool place to hang out.
	They want to make you drink Starbucks every day from now until forever, no matter how it tastes.
	That's the future they promise.
	Is this a parody of how the left sees the right?
	That's my favorite part of watching Tucker is the growing the arms.
	This is on too many levels of irony now.
	I'm getting tangled up.
	Everyone knows that.
	Dozens of research papers have proved it.
	And it's our job to brush them back and destroy the society we were born in.
	In other words, diversity isn't our strength.
	Unity is our strength.
	Bet you didn't think.
	Am I just a fucking right-wing lunatic?
	When I watch Tucker, I feel it's totally benign, not Remotely controversial ever.
	Ever.
	He won't have Proud Boys on the show, they're too violent.
	He's not doing the MM story to scare you.
	It's indicative of a pattern and it's a fun way to show the pattern.
	No one's smashing their coffee table because MMs have sensible shoes on, you weirdos.
	Until the moment you wouldn't want to have a drink with any one of them.
	That's the goal.
	When you're totally turned off, we've achieved equity.
	They've won.
	What do you do with those little arms?
	He probably thinks that you would Zeek Heil with all six of them.
	Yeah, you can Zeek Heil eight times in two different directions.
	Yeah, you got me.
	I don't like talking to Crip about his crippledness.
	It's cheap and easy and hack.
	That's true, but it...
	You know, when you bring up any normal, mundane thing, it kind of creeps its way into it because it's like, well, you know, you're talking about fucking, how are you fuck?
	It's an interesting thing.
	Yeah.
	You're talking about fighting people?
	How do you fight?
	It's easy.
	It's easy to identify the elephant in the room sometimes.
	Sort of like when the ugliest woman in the world was part of the Me Too movement, and she's sitting with Alyssa Milano and this other hot woman, and they're discussing how horrible it is to constantly be seen as a sex object.
	What's her name again?
	Tyrannosaurus Burke.
	Tyrannosaurus Burke.
	Tyrannosaurus Burke.
	I want to see her husband.
	Oh, her husband.
	He deserves a purple heart.
	Well, biologically, I think he doesn't literally have a purple heart.
	Tirana Burke's husband, if I ever see him walk past him on the street, I'm going to go like this.
	Thank you for your service.
	I bet he could go to like a Veterans Day ceremony and they'd be like, what battalion were you in?
	Oh, I never fought in a war, but I fucked Tarana Burke.
	Sir, stand right here next to me.
	Were you a hero, Dad?
	No, but I fought alongside some, and I met Tarana Burke's husband.
	And that brave soldier...
	Dedicated.
	We dedicate this show to Tarana Burke's husband, who's not dead.
	So at the end of the show, put his face and then say whenever his birth date was, like 1975-dedicated to, can you do that for me?
	Just like an image with inspirational music.
	Yeah, just like the same way they do with the obits.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Like dedicated to our friend, blah, blah, blah.
	At the end of this episode?
	Yeah.
	But not her, just him.
	Oh, okay.
	All right, let's get to my bag.
	Uh-oh.
	Gatorade's flying all over the fucking place.
	My son the other day, he's playing VR and he goes, Dad, can I get a Gatorade?
	And I go, slow down.
	I take him to Gav's Tav.
	I go, we got Capri Sun.
	I got a whole kid section here.
	I'm like Sebastian Maniscalco.
	I have everything.
	We got Kool-Aid things, little packs.
	We got Capri Sun packs.
	He goes, I want a Gatorade.
	I need electrolytes.
	He's nine.
	Four.
	I saw my wife the other day.
	He's like, can we have, I won't say his name is.
	Darren.
	Can Darren come over and play?
	Can you go pick him up and bring him over?
	Yeah, okay.
	He goes, I just feel like, you know, I feel like I should play more as a kid.
	I'm not going to be a kid forever.
	Wow.
	That's a lot of introspection.
	Yes.
	Careful.
	You're starting to sound like a nerd.
	And you will be a nerd forever.
	But no, this kid is from a poor part of town.
	And I don't know.
	The kids in our neighborhood, the white kids, when they come over, they play for like a few hours and then go, I want to go home.
	Or they want to go home to play their video games or something.
	But the poor kids, they don't have shit at home.
	And they hate it there because it's an apartment.
	And when they come over, they party hard and almost wreck the place.
	And they'll play until well into the dark.
	And the mom's happy.
	She's got her own troubles.
	So poor kids, I don't want to say poor kids, but not rich kids make the best play dates.
	I mean, I'm nervous.
	I got my boy, my nine-year-old, this little electric motorcycle.
	And he peters around on it with his helmet on.
	And I go with him on my bike, and I make sure he stops at stop signs and stuff.
	I come outside.
	The not-rich kid is on it, black kid, just tearing up the lawn, going like it looked like 40 miles an hour.
	I'm like, dude, dude, stop, stop.
	What?
	Like he was completely fearless, just whipping over the lawn, over the neighbor's lawn.
	That's what I want.
	I want you kids to get in trouble.
	Uh-oh.
	I don't think she has a husband.
	That was just a dude.
	That was her producing partner.
	Yeah.
	Believe me.
	There's a level of heroism in this country that just doesn't exist.
	Yeah.
	We thought we saw the peak in.
	No, we did probably see the peak on D-Day.
	We see it a lot with cops and firemen every day.
	But there is no such hero as the man who regularly fucks Tarana Burke.
	Yes.
	The hero that is Tarana Burke's husband is much like Thor in the fact that he does not exist in reality.
	It's almost like the guy who fucks Robin Quivers.
	He doesn't exist.
	Mailbag.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
	Oh, here's an interesting one.
	What color pens are we doing today, boss?
	Purple.
	I'm purple.
	Purple pins.
	Yeah, it doesn't change on a daily basis.
	So this one I just made orange because it's red.
	Celebrity Mailbag.
	I've watched some of it.
	I don't watch a lot of the shows because it feels like work to me because I have to critique them and I end up sending an email.
	So I watch parts of the shows.
	But what I saw of Celebrity Mailbag looked great and I love the cryptad he was on.
	Sweet.
	But we have some viewer mail.
	This is the worst garbage you've ever tried to pass off.
	I'd rather listen to fucking Gary.
	And until now, I've only been able to stand maybe two minutes of that shit.
	Damn.
	Damn.
	Well, that makes me want to go into the comments.
	You let us see those comments there.
	Do you hear that wind blowing outside?
	Yeah, that's pretty.
	Tyrannoburtle.
	Pookie spaghetti and tomato sauce.
	Let's see what the people say.
	They say, great show.
	Ryan is funnier than Gavin.
	So clearly the people in the comments are mentally ill.
	By the way, I disagree with that, boy.
	Pretty good.
	Then they eat the poo-poo, Rygai the goat.
	I'd rather watch Ryan's Trump impression all day long.
	Funny so far.
	I'm laughing.
	I love this.
	Asian Gavin has always been gold.
	Cut this off, turn this into a taco, stick something into it, and inflate it.
	Fucking hilarious.
	Loved it.
	Hell yeah.
	Nothing but sprinkles.
	Good job.
	Nice Rye guy.
	Better than Kyle Dunnegan's Trump.
	Wow.
	Love this to death.
	There may be a million more questions.
	Do you see the screen?
	6969 with the dollar sign on the wrong side?
	Fuck.
	Hilarious.
	We love the Chinese.
	JK We Don't.
	Brilliant, Ryan.
	This is...
	Well, this shit festival was definitely better than this week's GOML.
	Because there was no GML at the time.
	Ryan is funny, but the male is sort of lame.
	I disagree.
	I get so much good shit.
	Phenomenal.
	Spelled wrong.
	Is that to piss you off, too?
	It's so funny how they're just like, they're trying to get your pet peeves in their little comments.
	Yeah.
	Be funny.
	Be funny.
	Be funny, yo.
	Dear Gav, on this day, 29 years ago, the U.S. government burned 76 people alive, including 25 children, for daring to exercise their God-given right to keep and bear arms.
	To this day, not a single member of the ATF or the FBI have faced any consequences for their actions.
	I was hoping that you could observe a brief moment of silence to honor their sacrifice.
	And then he's got pictures of the fire and the remains.
	Got that.
	Okay, let's do that.
	Netflix had a surprisingly good documentary about it, but it was weird because it wasn't as left as their other bullshit.
	I think they were just trying to say that Clinton was not that responsible or something.
	I don't know.
	But I don't understand why people trust the government so much.
	Why?
	They go, well, the government told us to wear a mask.
	They said it works.
	After all of the wacos and all of the lies, after watching the money you give them just get thrown into the paper shredder, after seeing their salaries of 200 grand a year become a net worth of $25 million, you just go, yep, let's do more government.
	Let's let the government take our money and spend it on climate change.
	This time it'll work out.
	That'll be good.
	No, it'll be bad.
	Prepare to have your minds blown, says a guy in Britain.
	We do not know this, but there are black and trans and gays in the world.
	There's handicapped people and there's even gay flight attendants.
	Okay.
	Let's see what we got here.
	You know what that was?
	Black women are so hot, they don't even need lipstick.
	They're perfect as is.
	Oh, yeah.
	Meanwhile, she has tons of makeup on.
	But okay.
	No one, like, who in the world goes, that girl should have some lipstick on?
	My God, woman.
	You look like you just crawled out of bed.
	It's disgusting.
	You're not pretty enough to do that.
	You're not special enough.
	Yep, stop.
	Buddy, you missed your flight.
	You're not even checked in.
	You haven't gone through security.
	You're dancing.
	If you're doing last call, that's usually when they have about five to ten minutes left.
	You have at least 30 minutes to get through security if you're in a big city like New York.
	Maybe you could do it in 20.
	So you just missed your flight while you were dancing.
	Why were you dancing?
	Get to your flight.
	Do your dancing at the gate.
	What an idiot.
	Okay, she's a ginger.
	Who almost tripped.
	Big clumpy boots.
	That's, I guess, a gay cripple.
	That was done in post because women that age don't have those things.
	There's some gays.
	Look at this.
	A gay flight attendant.
	Have you ever heard of such a thing?
	I would like to just pause for a sec.
	I would like to be clear that I am profoundly uncomfortable around non-gay male flight attendants.
	Right.
	What are you doing?
	When you see the gays, you're like, yeah, you just like to sunbathe and fuck dudes in Morocco.
	I understand.
	And when you see women, you go, you're going through a slut phase.
	I hope you settle down.
	But straight men, you're like, you didn't want to be a pilot?
	What?
	Why are you settling to be a waitress in the sky?
	You're a waitress in the sky, as the replacements would say.
	I had a flight attendant, what's it called?
	From New York to Chicago, transfer flight.
	He was straight the entire ride.
	He was like, would you like some snacks?
	I was like, no, I'm good, man.
	Thank you.
	No, I'm good, homo.
	Some drinks?
	He was like, no, I'm all right.
	Thank you.
	And then when we land, he's like sitting in the little chair thing.
	He's like, one time we saw R. Kelly here.
	And I was like, oh my God, that's R. Kelly.
	I was like, where did that come from?
	He was straight the whole ride.
	Yeah, he's getting closer to where the dicks are.
	His dick dar was kicking in.
	Dick City.
	His landing gear is a boner.
	Here's R. Kelly.
	Look at this.
	We even have punk rackers on our planes.
	Who knew that alternative people could fly?
	Old ladies?
	We know old ladies exist.
	Whoa.
	Wouldn't that be funny if it crashed right now?
	I remember one time I saw, I looked through the window and I saw not just a woman getting into the seat of the pilot, the pilot's seat, the cockpit, but a big fat ass.
	And I was like, can we not have a thin white male, please, just this once?
	Alrighty.
	Malcolm Nance leaves MSNBC.
	He went off to become a myth and a legend because he could no longer bear the brunt of it.
	Now, it is my belief that Malcolm Nance is a complete fraud.
	To be clear, litigators, this is my opinion.
	I am not stating this as a fact, but he talks, I met him.
	I met him at an Ann Coulter debate in the city at the stand, I believe.
	And he said, it was before Trump was elected.
	It was 2015.
	And he said, how can you be okay with a lunatic having the nuclear codes?
	We could all die.
	And Ann says, I don't know where everyone got the lunatic thing from.
	I mean, you can find him abrasive and stuff, but there's no history of anything remotely mentally ill.
	He's been a successful businessman for a long time, and his behavior's been relatively normal.
	And then he just kept going, nuclear codes, nuclear codes, again and again throughout the debate until me and Ann's ex-boyfriend, the gynecologist, both had to say, dude, I didn't know who Malcolm Nance was back then.
	I go, dude, you need to be quiet.
	I'm not joking.
	And he instantly shut his mouth, by the way.
	Because we schooled him.
	They want to kill Americans.
	The militias, terrorists, and deranged ideology of the Trump insurgency.
	Yeah, we're really deranged.
	That noose was very literal, Malcolm.
	Anyway, so then I would talk to other people about him, and they go, yeah, yeah, a lot of people think that he, because he said he was in Afghanistan for like 10 years, and he learned Urdu and Arabic and all these languages, and he lived with the terrorists and spoke to them, and I think he said he converted to Islam or some bullshit.
	Like really weird, long, drawn-out stuff and really involved stories about taking down jihadists, which I believed because I tend to take people at their word when I first heard them.
	But someone later, a military guy, goes, yeah, guy's a complete fucking fraud.
	So now he's left MSNBC.
	He's on Joy Reed's show discussing he's joined the International Legion and he's there in Ukraine.
	Maybe.
	Maybe he's in Baltimore.
	Voldemort.
	When managed to find a park with some trees.
	Go ahead.
	Caller.
	Take it away.
	Oh.
	Yes?
	I'm done talking.
	I had him in my notes, actually.
	This is interesting.
	Matter of honor and the fiction of Malcolm Nance.
	Ooh.
	Now I haven't looked through it.
	So maybe he's a...
	The stolen valor rumors are getting so intense that he had to go jump in there.
	Okay, so we'll check that out later.
	But go to 3-4.
	He leaves MSNBC to go fight?
	I don't believe you.
	Go to the link in the email, Ryan, or go to 3-4.
	3-4-B.
	No?
	3-4 under Ukraine.
	With the words Malcolm Nance.
	Oh, the numbers are fucked up.
	There's a lot of 3-4s, Mike.
	It's at the end, right above the final video.
	This whole bloody nonce isn't too.
	Do you know what a nonce is?
	Like a Nancy?
	Like a sissy?
	It's a British word for pedophile.
	Oh, shit.
	Well, as you know, I spent quite a bit of time here in the pre-war period.
	And when the invasion happened, I had friends who were in Donetsk, who were in the Ukrainian army, who were writing to us and telling us, we're not going to survive tonight.
	We've been hit 500 times.
	You know, these are graduates of Defense Language Institute.
	These were my friends.
	And, you know, the more I saw of the war going on, the more I thought, I'm done talking.
	All right.
	It's time to take action here.
	So about a month ago, I joined the International Legion here in Ukraine, and I am here to help this country fight what essentially is a war of extermination.
	This is an existential war, and Russia has bought it to these people.
	Not existential, dude.
	And there are people here like me who are here to do something about it.
	Well, as you know, I spent quite a bit of time.
	By the way, if you check 3.5 right above final video, apparently he's got full auto.
	Again, we're in New York City.
	We know as much about guns as women know about the band Rush.
	But apparently this is a big deal.
	I don't know.
	Jack, you got to tell us homos in New York City what your us is.
	Well, it should be on safety if it's not if he's not in combat.
	Yeah, So I guess it's on full auto.
	Wow.
	Ready to rip.
	Damn, duh.
	All right, let's get to the final video.
	I was going to say, I saw a little something in here.
	Basically, the Master Chief pointed him out and said, don't talk to him.
	He's got nothing worth listening to.
	Basically, nobody wanted him.
	What's it called?
	He wore some ribbon placed after his service record after he left.
	As a matter of honor, he failed to be honest and explained that he was never in combat.
	Even in his book, the word stands out as peripherally.
	His proximity to actions in Beirut after 9-11 and others, blah, blah, blah.
	As a matter of honor, Nance did not train aviators or special operators directly as he did not attend the school simply due to the fact that his quote-unquote expertise as counter-terrorism intelligence officer and interrogator did not place him near or behind enemy lines.
	As a matter of honor, I understand that there are times where we, when a resume is slightly exaggerated, yet Sith attack on our beliefs and lawful conduct displays the psyche of a man who recognizes failures and must criticize others in order to bolster his self-worth.
	I came to the conclusion without pretending to be an intelligence officer.
	Damn.
	Yikes.
	So this guy's a fucking something.
	Okay, final video.
	Yes.
	FV.
	I used to be kind of annoyed.
	Well, let me say two things.
	I used to be annoyed with cops because I thought they retire so early and then they get this pension from 40 years old to 80 years old of 100 grand a year.
	It ends up being like 4 million bucks.
	Can the city afford that?
	And then later I went, actually, these guys, they lose their adrenaline gland, their fear gland after a while, and they become too reckless and they endanger their lives.
	So they'd be killed if they went much farther.
	So yeah, the other thing I was going to mention is a three-hour conversation.
	We'll save that for tomorrow.
	But this is why cops retire early.
	This guy is chasing a dude.
	He's getting shot at.
	And contrary to popular belief, cops don't have bulletproof glass.
	There are cars with them, but it seems pretty darn random.
	And the few cops I spoke to go, yeah, I know of one's cruiser that has it, but mine doesn't.
	So this guy's getting shot at, and bullets have no problem with glass, or most of a car.
	Like they always say in movies, when someone's shooting, they get behind the car.
	Those bullets are going right through the car.
	You got to get behind the wheel well if you have any hope of hiding.
	So this guy's chasing a perp down the freeway and he's way too not scared.
	Look how fast they're going.
	That's got to be like 80, right?
	And then now they're up to 100.
	So he's getting shot at.
	And when he gets shot at, he's just going like this.
	Which doesn't do anything, by the way.
	It's a complete roll of the dice where the bullets go.
	You could be spinning right into it.
	You could be leaning right into the ball.
	Yeah, yeah.
	You might as well just sit there.
	Because it's not like the guy's aiming.
	Still pointing the gun.
	Still pointing the gun, this fucking guy.
	You believe this dick?
	All right, I've got to get him in the butt there.
	The right butt cheek.
	That's how you.
	Oh.
	Look at him.
	It's not a fight face smile either.
	No, no, no.
	Whoa, look.
	Look, he almost got ripped off the road and flipped, right?
	Is his seatbelt even on?
	I don't see one.
	I don't see a seatbelt on.
	Just in case he has to pop out and be a hero.
	Yeah.
	So when you flip with no seatbelt, you're going to bonk your noggin.
	That's what they call it in training, too.
	We got a 4-3-2.
	That's a knocked boggin.
	Wait.
	Like, I fucked it up.
	Bonked noggin.
	Did somebody bonk your noggin before you said that?
	Ooh, that was ugly.
	Ooh, that was ugly.
	You can tell he's been doing this for 15 years.
	Second one round with a front windshield.
	Oh, is that all?
	He's still continuing to fire.
	Wow.
	Look, look.
	That's the windshield.
	You can see his windshield.
	He got close.
	There's two holes.
	But you're right where his left arm would be.
	I might be supremely retarded, too, but couldn't that bullet come out, come into pieces, become pieces and hit you?
	Maybe that's retarded?
	Leave in the comments below.
	Yeah, it sounds retarded.
	I think glass shatters steel.
	So he's trying to get him on the butt cheeks to make him veer left.
	Look, still firing, and he keeps crouching down.
	How expensive is it to give these cops bulletproof glass?
	Can we not get a little bit out of the budget for that?
	That doesn't seem like a luxury to me.
	And then once the car...
	Oh, look at this.
	So then he runs him off the road, and then he keeps, then he slowly pulls over, I guess.
	But you've got to go like a mile away to pull over a quarter mile away because you're going to get shot, right?
	Successful TVI, which is a tactical vehicle intervention or a pit maneuver.
	But can't the truck might be able to get back on the road if he didn't flip.
	So he eventually pulls over.
	Checking out his bullet holes.
	He's more concerned about his front bumper than he is with his own life.
	Wow.
	Hey.
	If you're at a job that long, get retired.
	If not, get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave and never stop fighting.
	Start to hear what we should respect.
	It's not your question.
	Hope teachers are teaching.
	Hope they fall on fake cards when they reach our right.
	What robots you're right.

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