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April 15, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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GOML LIVE #144 - BAD COP

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	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness.
	Bye-bye.
	Home to Mommy.
	This is Al Jorgensen of Ministry and Ian Kai of Minor Threat.
	Wait till the good part comes.
	Now we've got to wait for the whole other part to come.
	This is back before Al Jorgensen became an embarrassing parody of himself.
	Look at the new setup with Maddie.
	Welcome back.
	Maddie O'Gell is back, folks.
	Could it be in the house?
	I don't know why we didn't have that angle before.
	It's much more appealing.
	You excited?
	Excited.
	Here we check it.
	The cool part's coming.
	Have faith.
	Great jam.
	And then Al Jorgensen, Ian Makai has aged well.
	You know, he did Fugazi.
	That was his sort of second act.
	Like, Pill was John Lydon's second act.
	But then Al Jorgensen became this fucking cringe industrial dude who did We Are Antifa, where he's bald as a cue ball, but his dreads start like his hairline starts here.
	So he's got a bandana on, and then he's got a bunch of embarrassing facial piercings and facial tattoos.
	I think even Antifa said, you're bad for the brand, Al.
	You're embarrassing us.
	Do you have that song?
	Do you remember that?
	Oh, God, it's so embarrassing.
	I was really happy when it came out because it was so bad for them.
	It was like that Proud Boy song those two guys did when the club first started.
	We're like, oohuru, ooh ooh, oohuru, we're a proud boy.
	It was that embarrassing.
	Look at this thing.
	Ooh.
	Oh, I guess his symbol is AA because it's Anarchy and Al.
	Hi, I'm Anarchy Al.
	I wonder what Antifa thinks of this.
	I wonder if there's any cool Antifa dudes who are not retarded rich kids who think the world's racist.
	There's got to be one or two, right?
	Here, jump to the middle.
	Oh, I want to see Al.
	Come on, Al.
	I guess if you're listening to the audio version of this.
	Oh, maybe he was smart enough to know to keep his weird face out of this.
	There he is.
	The clan.
	The clan is coming for you.
	You huru.
	You have hurt me today.
	I still don't know if that's a joke or not.
	Oh, I think it's a joke.
	What percentage?
	I'm like 56% sure.
	What percentage of it is a joke?
	Are we supposed to read Beard Vet today?
	Are we supposed to reard Bead Vet?
	Vince didn't send us the shit.
	That's stupid.
	He sent me the thing.
	Retarded sales dude that we have.
	Yeah, that guy.
	You know the thing.
	I know that Nita Fashions is a sponsor this week, and we'll start with that.
	As you know, folks, this is free for the first half hour.
	They may go behind the paywall.
	And the reason it's free for the first half hour, to find sponsors of Get Off My Lawn, including Nita Fashions.
	Your own custom tailors made in Hong Kong by Indians who are like third generation.
	And the craft of being a tailor is dying.
	It's not really around much in America.
	If you find someone like here in New York, you're going to spend five grand.
	These guys will barf out a suit for you for $800, $900.
	It's for cheap rich guys.
	It was introduced to me by a cheap rich guy.
	And they travel around the world, meeting you in hotels.
	They measure you up.
	You check the swaths.
	It's really fun.
	It's the male equivalent of a spa.
	And you choose a bunch of shirts.
	You could go super cheap.
	You could go $50 shirts, $700 suit.
	And now, say you're a plumber and you'd only wear a suit once a year for weddings and funerals.
	Bang.
	You have a perfect suit.
	There's nothing more embarrassing than a grown man with a suit where it goes down to his knuckles.
	The sleeves go down to his knuckles.
	And then the shirt's too small, so he has to undo the top button.
	And you just look like a sad dork who doesn't have his shit together.
	You need one suit that fits.
	And Nina Fashions is that suit.
	Now, once you get used to it, once they have all your shit too, you can just call them up and be like, hey, throw another shirt in, but make it pink.
	Whatever you want.
	Monogrammed initials.
	Choose the lining.
	Custom suits are something that only the very rich were privy to in the past.
	Now you've got them.
	So what I recommend you do Is you go to their Instagram account, DM them there.
	I mean, there's a million ways to get a hold of them, of course.
	You can use their website, Facebook, whatever you want.
	But this seems to be the most popular with our subscribers.
	Go there, DM them.
	They'll set up a meeting, a Zoom meeting.
	Your girlfriend measures you with a little measuring tape, and they have everything now.
	Your ankles, your neck, your waist, your belly, your inseam.
	And then you go and you get a suit back, and it's the most fantastic fitting thing I've ever worn.
	I wear suits pretty much every time you see me on the show, except for Thursday nights.
	And when I'm wearing suits, they're native fashions.
	And they say Gavin McInnes on the inside.
	Isn't that cool?
	Isn't that awesome?
	Have they been posting regularly?
	The last one was a little bit ago.
	Gorgeous gentlemen.
	Breathtaking.
	I'm gay when I see these pictures.
	So when you're contacting IndoFashions, of course, make sure to say that get off my lawn, Gavin sent you, and you'll get a discount.
	I mean, it's not as simple as 15%.
	They'll just throw you a bone.
	But it's a cool, fun thing to do, and there's nothing like having at least one suit.
	I always thought that my boys would take my suits after I died.
	They're just going to throw them in the garbage.
	Enjoy your shit while you have it.
	Enjoy your custom suit.
	That's the owner's son.
	He's taking on the family business.
	You know when they came back from their last time in New York, they had to stay in a hotel room for three weeks on their dime.
	And they could only eat room service.
	They couldn't leave.
	So the room service would drop their food at their door, and then they would open it and close the fucking door.
	It's insane.
	Insane.
	Hong Kong is very Chinese.
	They say it's not China.
	It's China.
	Oh, yeah.
	It's fucking China.
	What are you doing over there?
	Okay.
	Why would I be unfocused?
	And why am I darker than Maddie?
	He's a white nigga.
	I'm a brother.
	I'm Polynesian.
	My wife's American Indian.
	I should be darker than him.
	I was at the gym once.
	This is another gym, a gym in Manhattan.
	And it was Church Street Boxing Gym.
	And this one guy was like, yo, yo, I'm Puerto Rican.
	Those girls, they love that island flavor, man.
	It's two black guys.
	The ladies love that island flavor.
	He's like, yeah, my wife, no, my sister, she just married a Dominican.
	We got that in our family too now, man.
	Island boys.
	Do you think that your family's a big bowl of water, and when someone puts two drops in it anywhere, everyone becomes Dominican?
	Yeah.
	No.
	Doesn't work that way?
	No.
	Is that a big melting pot?
	Sorry.
	You don't suddenly turn brown when your sister marries a fucking Dominican.
	Speaking of the island boys, I'm glad you brought that up.
	There's a new island boy, one four.
	There's two new island boys.
	And I got to be frank, they suck.
	It's very simple.
	If you want to be an island boy, your dreads have to be as thick as cigars, and they have to stick up like a birthday cake that just got fired.
	And when you're talking, it's very simple.
	There's no real variations on the theme.
	I'm an island boy.
	I got the Budweiser.
	I'm doing a vidcast show.
	It's like a TV show.
	We're on the sense of TV because I'm an Island.
	Bring it back to Island Boy.
	That's it.
	That's all you got to do.
	But the Mexican and the black are ruining it.
	I don't know what race the original Island boys are or class or anything really.
	Like, they have about $1,000 worth of torso tattoos.
	Their entire backs and chests and arms.
	Well, way more than that.
	They got their legs and their...
	No, I'm just saying that's the...
	Oh, more than $1,000.
	They're way a lot more money than that.
	Like, people who work at tattoo studios look like that.
	I wonder why.
	When you go for big sessions, you're paying at least $150 an hour?
	Yeah.
	You're right.
	And that's like 30 hours on a back.
	Oh, yeah, you got it.
	30 hours on the front.
	You got some time sitting there.
	Do you have that?
	Yeah.
	They definitely did a bunch of painkillers.
	What's this?
	Apparently Cuban.
	Cuban.
	Yeah, that makes sense.
	Porphyrum Cuba.
	So that's an island.
	They are island boys.
	Anyway, check out their new staff.
	I put my tenth on, yeah.
	We might old best on yay.
	We are some island boys.
	We all just trying to make.
	We tryna eat milk tickets.
	We try to be out chilling.
	We live the island boy lifestyle.
	We just some island boys.
	Uh-oh.
	Immediately back.
	Boop, dong, gong.
	Yeah, which gon' choke.
	Which brings you back with you.
	No, no.
	Get ready again.
	Island boys.
	And the second guy, he does two different ones.
	He does island boys.
	But he also goes, Island boys, we got the dude lot to do.
	So you can do either of those.
	But you got to get the basic spine of Island boy.
	I think I take it back.
	I think he's got his own thing.
	The second guy?
	The new guy.
	Oh, you're supporting the Mexican.
	I think he's, otherwise he'd be copying their Steve.
	So his own Steve is like, hey, yo, I. He's like, if you just joined the Ramones and you start going, hey, heidi, let's go, guys.
	Like, at least wait a year.
	That sounds cool.
	Let's go.
	You got to fucking blend in first, don't you?
	Maybe I'm wrong.
	I feel like he's not representing the brand.
	And, okay, if you were going to do something, be like, I'm an island, island, island Boy, you know, something I hadn't thought of, but this is just island boys but lackluster.
	Yeah, he's not into it.
	He's nervous.
	It's quiet.
	It's quiet for him.
	Why y'all hang on us, man?
	You know we're going on.
	Yeah.
	So why you hanging on the third island boy?
	Fourth on the boy, what you got to say?
	Hey, gangsta, stop comparing us.
	Because that's not the stuff we...
	Y'all stop comparing us.
	Wow.
	That was brutal.
	He didn't know what to say.
	Holy shit.
	He's the worst island boy in the history of island boys.
	Do you think they had tryouts for that?
	I mean, don't shut up.
	Say, like, if I was the main, I feel like the first guy's the main island boy.
	So if I'm that island boy, I go, guys, okay, that was a good dry run.
	We're obviously not going to post that on social media.
	Mexican guy, I need more volume.
	And you, black dude, try to know what you're going to say first.
	And also, it's got to include island boy.
	Now I'm more impressed with the original guys because they're so good at it.
	Yeah.
	What's he got to say?
	This is their story.
	What's a day in their life like?
	He's worried about showing his girls.
	Dad's got to be a drug dealer, right?
	That's a different island boy.
	What island?
	I guess Haiti.
	Or Madagascar.
	Wow, this is fascinating.
	Yeah, no, go to their main page.
	Oh, speaking of which.
	Oh, yeah.
	So they're on cameo, and so is Ryan.
	Your boy.
	Ryan Cameron.
	I'm on Cameo.
	So if you want to sign up, I'll do Chamfoya.
	I'll do Ronald Downey Jr.
	Ronald Downey Jr.
	Who's Ronald Downey Jr.?
	You're like aluminum man.
	And you're following the pattern of sucking.
	Where's Jarvis?
	Jarvis, who's Donald Downey Jr.
	Yeah, so I'll do that.
	How do people find you?
	You're Ryan Katsu Rivera?
	Yeah, cameo.com slash Ryan Katsu Rivera.
	And how many have you done?
	Can we see one of them?
	Seven of them.
	Let's see.
	Happy birthday.
	You Trump?
	I do Trump.
	I do.
	Baby!
	Home to mommy!
	That is loud, man.
	Maybe!
	I don't think I ever have done anything that loud.
	In your life?
	Yeah.
	I just tried, and it failed.
	Oh, I guess they do show the ones I do on there.
	There's Jordan Peterson.
	He's been popular.
	People ask me all the time.
	They're like, what's the most important thing in life?
	It's like, well, wow.
	Like, that's a crazy question.
	It's like, I don't even know if I could begin to answer that satisfactorily.
	It's like, well, you can bloody have fun.
	That's probably the most important.
	And they're like, well, how do you do it?
	Do you go on vacation?
	Do you like go for walks?
	It's like, no.
	You signed up for Cody Canuck's Patreon.
	You support him.
	This was a business call.
	This brings laughter to people.
	Oh.
	So that wasn't a...
	That's not a cameo?
	It is a cameo, but this was for like you could do it for advertisements.
	Wait, what are advertisements?
	You emphasize the ties?
	Advertisements?
	Advertisement.
	Police.
	It's advertisements.
	Advertisement.
	Really?
	Fudge.
	Advertisements?
	Yeah, I guess I prefer.
	You read magazines?
	No, but I get Sylveniers.
	What?
	My wife makes fun of me because I say Silverniers.
	But it's like, that's pretty close.
	Well, back home in Scotland, they just call them adverts.
	Adverts.
	There we go.
	I need to focus you again.
	Could you stand up in the middle of the camera shot?
	I'm going to zoom in and we're going to hammer this out.
	It's going to be dirty, but we got to do it.
	Okay?
	Folks listening to the audio?
	Also in the news, remember when we were...
	I don't know if I've talked about this on the show yet.
	I've been away.
	By the way, it's spring break.
	I went away with my kids.
	We went to Jersey Shore.
	Is that allowed?
	God, everyone gets so pissed off.
	Fuck you.
	I've been subbing since 1970.
	You're dead to me.
	I gave you content every day.
	That's the only deal we have is content every day.
	But anyway, remember when we got that Coke?
	And I went, oh, it's a paper straw.
	Yako's hot dogs suck.
	Fuck this place.
	I threw it out the window.
	They're cola.
	The pipes are rotten.
	Then I'm in Jersey Shore, a different state.
	We were in Maryland when we had that.
	This is New Jersey.
	Same shit.
	Then I have a can of Coke here in New York City.
	Guess what?
	Same gross chemical, Tide Pod, Tampon, CVS, really medicine-y.
	The aftertaste is brutal.
	It's like castor oil.
	Fucking COVID ruined Coca-Cola for me for the rest of my life.
	What's the good thing?
	Too much sugar.
	I wasn't a big Coca-Cola guy, but it's nice with Chinese food.
	Or if you're hungover at lunch, very, you know, once a month, you have a Coca-Cola.
	How about meat?
	Does meat taste the same?
	Meat's been pretty good.
	Why?
	Is meat ruined for you?
	When I did have my anosmia, that was one of the things.
	Like anything...
	Oh, I'm sorry, parosmia.
	Parosmia is when you smell things differently.
	Anosmia is when you lose your smell.
	And so when I had the mixed up smells, food would taste bad, like spoiled dirt.
	Coca-Cola, like beer tastes good, thank God.
	Can we get more mad at not Chinese Americans, obviously, you morons?
	China.
	China.
	Chinese Americans hate China, By the way, when you see a Chinese person in America, give them a high five.
	They got out of that shithole.
	But China, fuck you.
	Fuck you, Islam, because I have to take my shoes off every time I go to the airport.
	And fuck you, China, because I can't enjoy Coca-Cola anymore.
	Why are white supremacists always listed as the number one bad guys?
	They didn't affect my cola or my shoes.
	Fucking dicks.
	I'm pissed off about it.
	By the way, I highly don't recommend going to the Jersey Shore in April.
	Off season.
	It was so cold that like we would come out of the hotel and I was trying to sign up for those little scooters just to take the kids on.
	You'd have to go in back into the hotel to type it out because if you didn't have an Arctic parka on, you were freezing to death.
	It was 43, but it felt like zero.
	And then my wife, she gets this hotel that's right, you know, like the Stone Pony and Aspury Park, Bruce Springsteen, all that stuff, where all the concerts are?
	So she gets it at a concert venue.
	We're in a room with eight bunks and nothing else, like army barracks.
	It's for teenagers who don't want to drive drunk, I guess.
	And they just go there and pass out and puke and shit themselves.
	Nice.
	That's what we were in.
	Weirdest vacation ever.
	Kind of like a hostel.
	She might be going senile.
	The other day she took out $200 from the bank machine and left it in the thing.
	I've done that.
	Really?
	You know, the bank gave her the money back.
	Yeah, after a while, the machine will retract the money.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah.
	Like, it just won't stay there.
	I say almost for the same amount.
	I was drunk, right?
	I was in Arkansas.
	I was on my bike.
	And I said, I got to stop the ATM.
	So I pulled up.
	It spit the money out.
	And I took my debit card.
	I put it back in there.
	I put my wallet in my little tank bag.
	And I just fucking drove off and left my money there.
	I was like, I'm a fucking idiot.
	But I went back and the money wasn't there.
	I was like, oh, someone took it.
	But then you had to call the bank and they said, no, the machine took the money back in.
	I'm like.
	Oh, they must come across that a hundred times.
	Oh, sure.
	Maybe if I wasn't drunk and riding, who knows?
	Another embarrassing thing I want to talk about, and I'm ashamed to admit this, but the thing about Pam might be the greatest television show I've ever seen.
	The thing about Pam?
	It is up there with White Lotus, Sopranos, everything.
	What's it on?
	You know how I gauge how good a show is?
	If I'm dreading the clock, like I DVR it, so I fast forward the commercials and I go, oh no, is it over?
	Is it over?
	Is it over?
	And then I open one eye as I'm fast forwarding and realize, oh no, I have 20 minutes left.
	Thank you, God.
	There's 20 more minutes.
	It's a true story about this woman who murdered her best friend to get the money because she convinced the best friend to give her her inheritance.
	She said, I'll put in a trust for your daughters.
	I'm really good at money managing.
	She's spent it on plastic surgery.
	Rennie Zellwiger plays the woman.
	She's wearing a fat suit and makeup.
	Yep.
	The prosthetic shit to look fat.
	100% true story.
	They've ripped it from the headlines.
	They actually perfectly mimic certain scenes we have on video, this bitch.
	And what she does is she keeps digging a deeper and deeper hole.
	She almost gets away with it, the first murder, because the DA.
	Yeah.
	Serial killer.
	Yes.
	The DA, but not really.
	She did like two.
	The DA and the judge were high school friends.
	So these two girls who are now in the justice system bury all this evidence to make sure this guy Ross, that guy crying, goes to prison for life.
	And he did.
	Until two years later, he's exonerated because they find out that they destroyed evidence.
	These women destroyed evidence.
	In other words, women generally don't belong in the workforce.
	Devious.
	So there's weird shit going on here, like she's been stabbed about 50 times.
	Okay.
	Where's the blood?
	Well, there's no blood because she had been strangled to death.
	So the heart's not beating.
	And gayest thing I've said this year, Rene Zellweger is a national treasure.
	What an actress.
	I could not get enough of her.
	That's her there?
	That's her there.
	Turn it up.
	Flip houses, turn a profit.
	I'm real successful.
	I'm a pillar of the stuff, too.
	A loving family woman.
	My husband, Mark, he thinks I'm a hoot.
	That's another thing.
	It's shot kind of weird.
	Like this.
	Yeah, the camping cheesy.
	Yeah, and here's another weird part.
	This was big on Dateline when it really happened in real life.
	And the guy who narrated the original Dateline, you know that guy who talks to you like he's reading a bedtime story?
	Mike Rowe?
	Maddie wasn't sure if he was going to make it home.
	He'd been home many times before, but would this night be different?
	Would he pull into his driveway, in his truck, or would things turn out for the worse?
	That guy.
	That's Curtis.
	Keith Morrison.
	He was also the singer, I guess, in The Circle Jerks.
	And so he's narrating it, but he's kind of making fun of himself.
	He's so fucking weird.
	Mommy Doomsday.
	The investigation has been going on and still going on up to this moment and will continue.
	We thought this was a good time to step in with the podcast because we have learned a great deal over the last year.
	You know, the basic facts laid out.
	Yeah, that's not how he talks, right?
	On the show, he does his weird bedtime story thing.
	Goodbye.
	There you go.
	It would turn out to be forever.
	So it's really camp.
	I'm sure our female subs will be very happy.
	The female baby monsters will be happy that I brought this up.
	And we can all high five and I'll goof with the gals later on when we take calls.
	But yes, even dudes.
	I said it to Anthony Kumi.
	You know what I've been saying to people?
	I've been saying, I'll pay you minimum wage if you hate it.
	15 bucks an hour.
	You put an hour into it and you are not happy.
	I owe you 15 bucks.
	But you need to do more than one episode because it really gets its legs after the first episode.
	And that's Katie Dixon, the chick from Eastbound and Down.
	So it's only like a mini-series.
	Yeah, it's only four or five episodes.
	Four episodes, yeah.
	I like those.
	It's so fucking good.
	I like a good finite tense thing.
	Is it like Fargo?
	You ever see Fargo the TVC?
	I like Fargo.
	Awesome.
	Well, I'm in.
	And you know what?
	The wife will probably fall for it because she bailed out of Fargo because it was a little too violent and tense.
	But this has so many broads in it.
	Well, the problem with your wife is, and any woman, it's fucking gross at the beginning.
	Oh.
	Like there's a woman stabbed to death.
	Yeah, she won't like that.
	Well, it happens.
	In fact, I was watching it with my daughter, and she kind of pieced out.
	It's on NBC, though.
	Right.
	Well, they're going to have a thing on this Friday where they talk about the making of, and they're going to show the real Pam who's in prison now for life.
	The real killer.
	Ooh, I just gave away the ending.
	Sorry.
	You could have Googled it.
	We're about to take some calls.
	We've got a lot of mail saved up.
	I went through all the mail, so it's only going to be winners.
	And then, of course, we have the live chat where the money no longer goes to Joe Biggs.
	Right?
	Let's go back to Max and John.
	They're going to be out in a year, and they're going to need a nest egg.
	Oh, you know who else we should talk about?
	Nick Ox.
	He's got a give, send, go that I promised him I would mention.
	He's a good guy, man.
	It's amazing how many of these fucking proud boys are going to court.
	Andy Walls, the gay guy who's accused of a racist hate crime.
	Although when the media found out that he was gay, this dropped.
	What's he at now?
	I can't see.
	It's behind the camera.
	8,000?
	8,000?
	That's...
	Close to 9,000.
	11%.
	He committed the horrific crime of wandering into the Capitol.
	And you know what's coming out in a lot of these cases?
	We're seeing cops go like this, and we're seeing cops, there's a mob by the door, they turn around and they walk into the building.
	Why would you turn your back to someone as a cop that you see as a threat?
	So I'm saying this is the mob, right?
	Hey, you guys, what are you doing?
	What the hell's going on?
	We're not going to hurt anything.
	We just want to see inside.
	If I go like this and I'm walking, I'm escorting you in.
	Like, what if you go to a police station and the cops say, you're not supposed to be in here?
	And you go, really?
	I want to be in here.
	And they turn around and walk with their back to you.
	That means, come on in.
	Subjective.
	I know it means that with sex.
	If you walk a lady home and she opens her door and then she walks into her bedroom without turning around, you're getting laid, my friend.
	Universal sign for you're in.
	You're getting lazy.
	That's one thing I missed about being single, was the sex was great and everything, but knowing that you're in, when she's like, are you coming upstairs?
	Just walking through that door, you were like, you could almost turn around at that point.
	Another notch on the bedpost.
	Yeah.
	I could have got laid.
	I'm leaving.
	Maybe I'll do that as a married man.
	I'll just get women to admit they'd have sex with me.
	So you would have fucked me right now, right?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Ha ha.
	I'm leaving.
	Gotta go.
	Bye.
	It's a thrill of the hunt.
	Thrill of the hunt.
	I would have fucked you.
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	Are we March 14th today?
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	Oh, righty.
	Oh, I also, we got to do Johnny Apple CBD, but let's get to that in a second.
	Did they figure out the name issue?
	The rebranding?
	Yeah.
	Just checking.
	We're ignoring that update.
	I love the relationship between us and that guy.
	I got to say it.
	It's just, it's fun to have a guy where, you know what?
	It probably is because I'm always fucking up and getting shit that when there's somebody else fucking up and getting shit, I can just not.
	Oh, he fucks up, all right.
	And so thank you.
	So who do we got in jail now?
	Obviously, we have Max and John.
	That's easy.
	They got one year left.
	We have Ethan Nordine and Joe Biggs getting crucified for January 6th.
	We have Nick Ox, who's free to go now.
	He's not in prison, but he's facing serious.
	It's looking like three to five for him for the ridiculous charge of trespassing.
	Did you hear about this woman?
	Look at 1.9.
	She's lying with her newborn in bed.
	The feds kick down her door.
	Huge line of sirens and cops and SWAT all on her rural road.
	And they grab her.
	They handcuff her.
	She gives her baby to her aunt.
	They tell her she's looking at 30 years.
	She's in jail now, awaiting trial for marching with proud boys on January 6th.
	I don't even know if she went into the Capitol.
	Right.
	Yeah, they said they thought she was a proud boy.
	Well, she said, what am I doing here?
	And the FBI said to her, you're a proud boy.
	You know what's weird?
	She's like, I'm a girl.
	You know, so when she was in the prison, she saw her brother there.
	And they were like, is that your husband?
	She's like, no, that's my brother.
	She saw her brother there.
	Oh, yeah.
	And on the car ride there, she was like, the FBI, this is what sucks.
	They're just doing their jobs or whatever.
	You know, it's like they can't cancel doing this.
	They can't be like, I know it's bullshit, but come out.
	She was like, let me get ready.
	And they were like, no, now.
	So without even getting ready, she just went.
	What are you getting this from?
	This article.
	No, the aunt said she's going to get ready.
	And then the girl said, no, now.
	This is serious, aunt.
	Oh, I misread that.
	So then in the car, she's kind of warming up to the guys and she's like, this music sucks.
	And the FBI guys are like, they're like, what do you want to hear?
	And she's like, proud to be an American.
	Or Toby Keek.
	Courtesy of the Red Boy.
	Yeah, courtesy of the Red Boy.
	Oh, you're great at this article.
	And in prison, they call her the songbird.
	She sings for all the people, the national anthem and stuff like that.
	And interesting chick, right?
	She got into a car accident, almost died.
	Yeah, yeah.
	So she's looking at 30 years.
	That means the state would take her baby away.
	In other words, if you protest the state, they take away your children.
	What was she charged with?
	Let's find out.
	The big charge they're all facing is obstruction of justice, right?
	Conspiracy.
	We're walking next to Proud Boys.
	Conspiracy requires evidence of her saying, I'm going to meet you guys and then we're going to march and then we're going to go do this.
	So you need to show proof that this was all a big plan.
	And where was she, where does she live?
	Her farmhouse can tell.
	Was this written by a woman?
	No, Randy Ireland.
	Wait, we know that guy, right?
	That sounds familiar.
	Yeah, I think he's the guy who tries to raise money.
	Go down?
	Whoa, it says New York Proud Boys Leader.
	Wait, that can't be right.
	Well, Sylvia's calling us.
	Oh, that's Randy Ireland.
	Oh, wait, that is him.
	New York Proud Boys leader Randy Island on January 6th.
	So he's in trouble with this whole thing, too.
	Yep.
	Okay.
	But I want to find out where she was.
	The bright lights, blah, blah, blah.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Guys, number one rule of journalism, who, what, when, where, why?
	Let's see, house.
	We still don't know where the fuck she is.
	Keep going down.
	Keep going, keep going.
	I mean, it's not that relevant where exactly it is, but I just need to know.
	Keep going.
	Jess, she had a horrible car accident.
	Okay, Yellowstone National Park.
	No, that's where she visited.
	She fell in love with her.
	Keep going.
	She's girls in Maine.
	Went to Carolina.
	Automatic rifles, yada, yada, yada.
	Guy, you didn't even tell us the state she's in?
	She's fucking looking good right there.
	Yeah, she's hot.
	I'm going to kick her out of bed, feet and crackers, that's for sure.
	I wouldn't throw her in prison for 30 years for going to a rally.
	No, me neither.
	So we don't know where she lives.
	Hey, she's down with Shania.
	That guy, see the guy in the middle at the top?
	I'm trying to say that's you.
	You.
	That's the New York Times.
	Alan Froyer said he had proof that I was there, and that's his proof.
	The guy's like 10 years older than me, too.
	Isn't that John Sullivan in the top left?
	No?
	No.
	Or the top right?
	No.
	He looks like a dollar store version of Enrique, and that looks like a dollar store version of you.
	Yeah.
	It was a dollar store version of a rally.
	So I need to find out where she was.
	Look up her name.
	Yeah, so you gotta do it.
	Google her name.
	I'm thinking, like, I don't know why Indiana's in my head.
	Maybe because she was so sassy in the car that she's probably not used to this.
	I said this to Ezra today.
	I did a big interview with Tucson, Eastern.
	Arizona?
	Tucson, yeah.
	For Rebel News today.
	If you went to MS-13's headquarters and you sat in El Chapo's main chair, you'd be fucked no matter how innocent you were.
	Because you've insulted the gang.
	And now the gang has to save face.
	That's what they did on January 6th.
	They insulted the mafia.
	And the mafia now doesn't want to look like a bitch.
	So they have to over-punish everyone who was there to save face.
	Because this isn't a government in a free country.
	This is a fucking street gang.
	100%.
	You violated the laws of gang culture.
	Like sitting in Nancy Pelosi's desk, you go, okay, that's ridiculous.
	Trespassing?
	What?
	It was rude.
	No, no, it's El Chapo's chair.
	That's why this guy was just offered a plea of seven years.
	That guy was offered a plea of seven years.
	He didn't steal anything.
	He didn't grab the laptop.
	He just sat there and went, hey!
	He said the police, he has footage of the police doing that thing I just showed you where they lead him in.
	And He said he wanted to get out.
	The police wouldn't let him out.
	Seven years for that.
	What happens is everyone's got to take that to trial.
	Yeah.
	They have to.
	They have to.
	Well, especially when one of the judges said, obstruction of justice.
	This was an obstruction of justice.
	You're free to go.
	And then 10 other judges in the same court from the same bench said, no, it is obstruction of justice.
	So they should all fucking petition to have their fucking cases assigned to the other judge.
	Yeah.
	Justice shouldn't work like that.
	One judge shouldn't be able to say something definitively as a fact, and then the other judges go, not on my watch.
	I have a different interpretation.
	Yeah, well, that's why they have the appeal system.
	Speaking of the appeal system, go to 2.0.
	I don't want to do a whole My Pet Biden.
	But I want to see if you guys can translate this because I'm getting really good at speaking Biden.
	I feel like how I felt when I first learned French.
	You're being good at it.
	You get through this point where it's like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
	And then all of a sudden you hear like, are you guys going to be there on Thursday?
	And you go, holy fuck, I can see through the veneer.
	I can hear it.
	And that's how I feel with Biden.
	I feel like I've learned a language.
	Don't be fooled by that.
	In fact, I would hide that text.
	It's not going to help you.
	Yeah, he did say prostitute.
	I saw this yesterday.
	Oh, you did?
	But yeah, go ahead and play it.
	Okay, play it and see what you guys can do with it.
	We're the only outfit in the country that is immune.
	Imagine had the tobacco industry been immune to prostitute being sued.
	Prostitute.
	In February, the families of nine.
	So that's what you're guessing?
	He does say prostitute.
	No, he doesn't.
	He meant to say prosecution.
	Yeah.
	He started to say prosecution.
	I think he said prosecute.
	And then he realized he's not sure of the tense.
	Is it prosecute or prosecution?
	I forgot what I started this sentence with.
	So I'm going to abandon prosecution as a word in the middle of the word.
	So prosecute to being sued.
	Right.
	Would you mind getting my phone for me?
	Sure.
	Try again.
	We're the only outfit in the country that is immune.
	Imagine had the tobacco industry been immune to being sued.
	Come on.
	To prosecute.
	In February, the families of nine.
	I think it's prosecute.
	Immune to prosecute.
	Or unless he dyslexified prosecution.
	Prostitution.
	To being sued.
	You know.
	To prostitute being sued.
	And he's talking about the NRA because of this thing.
	Being sued.
	This shooting.
	Okay, let's see what Sill has to say.
	Next Saturday, I go home.
	Next Saturday, meaning in three days or in ten days?
	Next Saturday, not this Saturday.
	Oh, how are you feeling?
	All right.
	The pain is lessening, but I lost weight.
	I weigh 103 pounds.
	I don't eat much.
	The pain is too much.
	I drink a lot of them, sure.
	You know, but I can walk.
	I just got to take it slow, you know.
	And my birthday, I got to spend Wednesday in rehab.
	I'll be 79 years old.
	Well, that's the breakthrough.
	But I'm just happy the following Saturday.
	I'll be going home, and things will go back to normal, you know?
	Yes, but we look forward to having you back in the studio.
	We're live right now, as a matter of fact.
	Really?
	Yeah, I can't wait.
	I can't wait.
	I really miss all of you, you know.
	Well, we miss you too, Sylvia.
	All right.
	Well, you have a wonderful Easter, you know, and be safe.
	I will.
	Give everyone my love.
	Okay, I'll do that.
	Okay, Cal.
	Bye, sweetie.
	Speaking of ailments, you may want to try Johnny Apple CBD.
	You should.
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	You know what the CBD ointment is good for?
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	Got a sore arm?
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	Rub some CBD on it.
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	The Delta 8s feel exactly like THC.
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	That's a different story.
	And you should take them as the directions are listed on the bottle.
	I don't think they want you to have three Delta 8 gummies.
	Have a nibble of one and see how it affects you.
	But we got, you took the vapes, right?
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	Okay, let's take one call and then we'll go behind the paywall.
	What do you think of that?
	I think that's great.
	We got to update your Mets bet.
	Oh, yeah.
	What, you got nothing there?
	I don't know the amount of money.
	I know they won two games, right?
	Oh, shithead.
	Oh, poop.
	They've won like three and lost two or won four.
	Let me just check their record here.
	That's what I meant.
	Do we have any calls?
	We got to turn those little Mikeys on.
	So they're playing the Diamondbacks tomorrow at one.
	But what's their record?
	Overview, games.
	Do you know what their record is, Maddie?
	Not out of the top of my head, no.
	They're number one in NL East.
	Well, they always start off good first couple of days.
	They manage your college.
	And they end off good too sometimes, right?
	No.
	All right, this is taking too long.
	We're going to bore people.
	Let's keep this free part short and sweet and say, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	Just need your mic on, Gav, and then we're good to go.
	So as of oh as of Saturday, I was up $300.
	How do you have the lower third listed?
	Ryan?
	Because it wins losses?
	Yes.
	That is correct.
	It wins losses and dollar amount.
	Yep.
	See, it's weird, though, because with the odds, it's not as easy as I win 100, I lose 100.
	It's like you win 120, I lose 80 kind of thing.
	But we'll just keep it rough.
	So Mets are 5 and 2.
	That's what I thought.
	5 wins, 2 losses.
	So I'm up 500.
	I'm down 200.
	I'm at 300.
	You're plus 300, right?
	I'm up 300.
	So what are your criteria on your little lower third thing in my doodle?
	Yeah, win losses and the dollar amount.
	Wins five, losses two.
	It's not exactly, but it's about 300.
	So I gotta just export that real quick.
	That's fun.
	I'm not counting my chickens, by the way.
	Are they playing now?
	I got the day off.
	So we got some callers here.
	This is a winner.
	949, you're a winner.
	You're a beard vet winner, sir.
	I am?
	You are.
	Fantastic.
	My facial hair is absolutely horrific, so that'll come in handy.
	So basically, I had kind of a theory.
	I don't know if it's much of a theory.
	I think it might just be common knowledge amongst us baby monsters.
	But my dad, so I'm 20 years old, and my dad, for the better part of maybe two decades, was apolitical, not really into politics, but like completely thought the conservative movement was crazy.
	George Bush, no way.
	And what basically happened and what changed his mind is about like four years ago when VLM like started going crazy.
	He's Irish and all his siblings were talking about, isn't it crazy how racist America is?
	Like it's absolutely incredible that we get to live in a country where you don't just get shot up on the street.
	And he basically said, you know, like that's that's not the scenario of how it is here in America.
	I mean, it rarely does happen, but that's not the reality.
	And he has about nine sisters and seven brothers, big family.
	They all started slandering him, calling him racist and a white supremacist.
	What?
	And I think what happened is that he realized how crazy it was and started applying it to several different faucets of social politics.
	And I think that's what's going to happen in general, like you were talking about, like Bill Maher and Joe Rogan, who are liberals.
	And painfully so, I mean, like Joe Rogan, and I hate Joe Rogan for completely backstabbing you, complete asshole.
	But they have some, the smallest bit of common sense.
	And when they're pushed to an absolutely crazy level, they just get attacked.
	So I think it's, I mean, it's not, it's common knowledge, right?
	But it's good for them to continue to get more crazy because anyone with even a little bit of common sense and common knowledge is going to go, is going to start, I think, going to apply it to different areas of politics.
	I think you're, are you boring, Maddie?
	No, no.
	That's my.
	Maddie, I'm sorry.
	No, no, no, no.
	That's my.
	Maddie, you're going to kill me.
	I'm terrified of you.
	No, no.
	You're all right.
	Why are you yawning?
	You have a condition called advanced heart failure.
	I have a heart condition.
	And I don't get oxygenated blood a lot.
	You know, it takes time to get through me.
	Yeah, literally, we were having a blast filming the new Maddie's kitchen.
	Maddie Shittle Kitchen.
	Maddie Shittle Little Kitchen.
	And yeah, he's yawning, but it's not tired.
	It's the heart condition.
	I forgot to, whatever.
	Yes, Pollard, go ahead.
	Ryan, by the way, and I think we all know this, but Ryan has the sprinkles when it comes to comedy.
	He is absolutely hilarious.
	And music is not my type, but he has the sprinkles.
	He's incredibly musically powerful.
	You're not allowed to have two things.
	You had to do one thing.
	Thanks for calling.
	Now you've got hung up on for that, you fucker.
	I'll still answer your question, though.
	No, you're absolutely right.
	I love that they get this radical.
	It's really good for us.
	Drag Queen Story Hour was the best thing that ever happened to the right because it red-pilled a million moms.
	And what's fantastic about the way they're going now with the Supreme Court is Katanji Jackson is so radical that she can't bridge the two sides.
	The previous guy, what was his name that just retired?
	George?
	Was it Squeeze?
	No, no, no, he died.
	The guy who just retired.
	Anyway, he would bring in like Kavanaugh and Barrett and be like, Look, I know my fellow liberals seem kind of nuts here, but here's what we should do with this.
	Katanji is like, I want to get pedophiles out of jail.
	So when she shows up, they just go, fuck you.
	And they solidify the right side of the Supreme Court.
	So I like that they basically put in AOC.
	That's who Katanji is.
	She's AOC.
	So yeah, put her in there.
	And then, yeah, with all this, everyone is racist shit.
	Fantastic.
	Because when you call someone a racist, they go, wait a minute, I know me, and I'm not that, so fuck you.
	Which is what happened with the trucker convoy in Ottawa.
	Everyone heard they were Nazis.
	They checked in and they saw a bunch of cool guys in bouncy castles and they said, holy shit, what else have you been lying about?
	So by all means, go full fucking nut.
	You red-pilled that collar's dad, and you're red-pilling the rest of the apolitical types who weren't really into this shit.
	You're recruiting for us, really.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	Thank you, Antifa, for burning down the country.
	Thank you, BLM, for buying a $6 million mansion.
	You recruited troops for our militia.
	Let's also open the mailbag.
	There's some good letters I purple flagged, Ryan.
	Gotcha.
	I took this caller just so we can get the winners out the way, if that's all right.
	Okay.
	Griffin, 250.
	You're on the line.
	And you're a winner.
	What's going on, Agriffin?
	You're a winner.
	You're a winner.
	You're a winner.
	Oh, awesome.
	Hey, it was calling to see what your opinions...
	Have you seen anything?
	Are you into Canadian politics at all?
	Oh, yes, absolutely.
	What do you think of Pierre?
	How the fuck do you say his last name?
	Polyev?
	Oh, that guy seems pretty cool, right?
	He's the seems great.
	Yeah, he's running for the Conservatives right now.
	So I don't know.
	I was just trying to, I don't know if you know anything about him.
	See what your opinion about him is.
	Yeah, didn't he just get in trouble for some sort of COVID thing?
	They said he can't come back to Quebec or he can't come to Canada because he went to Mexico or some bullshit.
	He had some sort of COVID persecution.
	Oh, I don't know.
	Where the police were going to arrest him.
	The guy running against him says that he doesn't think he's fit to be a leader because he supported the Freedom Convoy.
	Yeah, you know, Canada's weird because of the CBC.
	The Canadian broadcasting corporations run by the government, and they're really good at brainwashing their citizens, just like Britain is with the BBC.
	And we have some free press, not as much as we should, but it's amazing to me how your average Canadian could be against that fucking convoy.
	Because I'll tell you what, the average American is not.
	The average American, right and left, saw that and went, those guys, the worst you'd get is those guys are misguided.
	But I think the majority of Americans went, thank God someone is finally standing up to this bullshit.
	Yeah, Americans are like, glad we didn't have to do it, because that would never happen in America.
	No fucking way.
	Most of the righties I know are kind of embarrassed that they didn't do it.
	Because in America, no one gives a fuck about anything, really.
	It's all about me.
	Well, look at January 6th.
	That was a tenth of the organization, a hundredth.
	It was zero organization, actually, if you'd want to talk about Storming the Capitol.
	Thanks for calling, by the way.
	And they're all looking at 30 years, 20 years, seven years for sitting in a chair.
	Seven years for sitting in a chair.
	That means Nancy Pelosi's a gangster if you get punished like that.
	Pretty much.
	Oh, so we hit the mail.
	So do you have those two guys, all their info?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	If you want to make it easy on me, just email me at ryan at censored.tv and add your number so that I could just because I wind up going to email anyway.
	All right, mailbag.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	Okay.
	We got one here.
	Keep vaping.
	It's good.
	It's just a little strong.
	What's a little strong?
	That Johnny Apple.
	Oh.
	Isn't this the anniversary of your dead friend, Ryan?
	It is.
	The guy you have a tattoo of?
	Correct.
	This was his birthday.
	Tattoo four, technically.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	It was his birthday.
	Instead of celebrating that.
	He overdosed on opioids.
	Yes, he did.
	Or it was actually the harder stuff.
	Heroin.
	Yes.
	Because that's where it goes, inevitably.
	280 people a day.
	Yeah.
	A lot of people.com.
	White supremacy.
	It's really nice.
	Okay, dear Gavin and private investigator shitty.
	I think I may have figured out the semi-recent obsession with the deaf community in the form of near-constant sign language interpreters across the board in every field.
	Unlike many other disabled communities, the deaf community practiced a high level of identity politics.
	Could you move it over a bit?
	I got the camera in the way.
	Yeah.
	It seems the left targeted this group specifically because of their ardent identitarianism.
	They are looking to collect groups who put race, disability, sexual identity, et cetera, over all other identifying characteristics.
	The deaf community resents the fact that we've essentially cured deafness with cochlear implants and resent people who get them.
	That's a fact.
	They rally around their little community, their sign language, and resent any indication that it's somehow treated as a handicap to be deaf.
	This style of identity politics can be found in a handful of other groups, all Of which have been usurped by the leftist collective.
	The deaf are their new pet project.
	What do you think?
	Yeah, you know what I was thinking about the other day?
	Remember that movie, The Sound of Metal, or something like that?
	It's about a drummer.
	He's the Iranian dude that was in Star Wars.
	And he goes deaf.
	His girlfriend is the singer of the band, and they're a two-person band.
	And he's going to lose her now that he can't play drums because he can't hear.
	And he goes to this deaf community center where they teach sign, and everything's cool there.
	But he sneaks away from them and he gets a cochlear implant, which they see as some sort of violation.
	And then he hates it.
	It sucks shit.
	And it sounds like it's feedback.
	And he thought he was going to have his hearing back, but he can't hear shit.
	It's just like this tinny, shitty sound.
	So then he goes back to the deaf place, and the girl dumps him.
	And then he's Mr. Sign Man, and then he's all happy again because he's back with the sign people.
	So you watch it, and we don't know about cochlear implants.
	We certainly don't know what it sounds like when you're deaf and you hear them and how that compares to this, what we're all hearing now.
	So I just took it for granted, I guess.
	But then later I'm thinking, what if that's bullshit?
	Like, what if this is deaf propaganda?
	And cochlear implants are not perfect, but they're awesome.
	Oh, I talked to a proud boy who fucking had one and he was crying telling me about it at Westfest.
	How awesome it is?
	Yeah, he was like, I heard my daughter's voice for the first time, and he was like getting choked up while telling me.
	And his wife is right there, and she was just rubbing his back, and I was like, it hit me.
	I was like, damn, it's amazing.
	Dude, what the fuck?
	Right?
	This movie is all about how evil cochlear implants are.
	Now, say there was a pill where you could go white.
	I don't mean pale.
	I mean you'd look white.
	If you were black, your features would change, your nose would shrink, your hair would straighten.
	Michael Jackson took that pill.
	Michael Jackson.
	Say there was a Michael Jackson pill and black started taking it.
	You know there'd be a movie about a black kid who took it and became white, but it really sucked and he missed playing basketball and dancing and he went back to being black.
	That would be like a cool theme for a movie, right?
	And the takeaway is it's awesome to be black and blah, blah, blah, and you don't want to be whatever you're not.
	That's a cool theme.
	That's what this movie is.
	It's like he's a sellout.
	And I think it's lying.
	I think they're lying to deaf people and telling them that cochlear implants don't work when they do work.
	So they're, remember, they started with blacks.
	Blacks didn't work out as good pets because blacks aren't into the geish marriage shit.
	They're Christian and they don't want to talk for three hours about race every day.
	So they said, fuck you.
	Then they got trans and they go, trans are our new pets.
	They are well-behaved and they will talk about race and identity politics all day, all night.
	But then they started noticing they're all mentally ill and sexually depraved perverts who want to fuck kids.
	That's not good for the brand.
	Got rid of them.
	Now they're looking for something new.
	Climate change seems to be the one they're agreeing on, but no one, no, it's not a sexy sell because it's like the earth is going to be gone in 100 years.
	Maybe.
	Maybe.
	No, I'm not excited.
	So they need a new minority.
	Let's do fucking deaf people.
	Perfect.
	They're all races.
	You look really cool and like advanced when you can do the sign language.
	Oh, yeah.
	You look like you care about people more than others.
	What's a better virtue signal than saying, sorry, I'll handle this.
	Are you okay?
	Do you want us to go get a doctor or something?
	We can find one for you who can do arrhythmic sensors on your diaphragm.
	You're literally virtue signaling.
	You're literally signaling.
	Look at this.
	Virtue signing.
	Cochrane bretts have high success rates of medical prosthesis because only less than 2% of recipients...
	No, sorry, 0.2% of recipients reject them.
	Something fucking weird is going on with the deaf community.
	Hi.
	Hi.
	Oh, he looks like he really hates it.
	He's got a smile.
	He's got a smile, you see, Daddy.
	She was heavy things out of the back of her head.
	Yeah.
	That's the cochlear implant.
	It goes into your skull.
	Yeah, this guy had one, I think.
	An advanced version of it is you can't even see it.
	Like, I didn't see this guy's.
	Yeah, this is probably just to test it.
	Right.
	No, I was talking to a guy with a deaf daughter, and I told him the theory I just told you.
	And he goes, look, I don't know what my daughter hears.
	All I know is she's winning an award in math in fourth grade, and she never would have been able to win that award if she didn't have a cochlear implant because she wouldn't have been able to hear her fucking math teacher.
	And I said, so what did you think of that movie?
	And he goes, I can't watch it.
	He goes, I knew if I watched it, it is what you say it is, it's going to make me way too fucking mad.
	So there's a weird thing going on here where cochlear implants, there's another documentary called The Sound of Fury or something.
	And it's about, it's from a deaf perspective.
	And their angle is kind of weird.
	They're like, I'm not going to say the cochlear implant doesn't work.
	It works awesome.
	I just don't want you taking it.
	Mikon of deaf culture.
	You are separating your daughter from her fellow deaf people.
	And it's not part of deaf culture.
	And the relative that's not remotely deaf but speaks sign is like, fuck deaf culture, dad.
	The graduation rates at these schools have a 60% failure rate.
	It's child abuse to send her to one of these deaf schools.
	She needs, it's to get a cochlear implant.
	Fuck deaf culture.
	There's no such thing.
	Sound and fury.
	Yeah.
	It's really good.
	And it's much more balanced than the previous fictional movie where the guy says, this thing sucks.
	I want to go back to being deaf.
	Said no one ever.
	It doesn't rule to be handicapped.
	Like I said, said no one ever was deaf.
	Yeah.
	I want to hear nothing instead of people like, heard no one ever.
	I'm glad I can't walk.
	I like being paralyzed.
	It's who I am.
	Yeah.
	Oh, really?
	Okay, well, I have a pill here that would make you walk.
	I guess I'll just throw it in the garbage.
	No, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
	Exactly.
	Actually, they can't do that.
	They go, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait.
	Throw it out in my mouth.
	Yeah.
	Here's the garbage.
	Oh, we almost forgot the friggin' paychats.
	Oh, we forgot the fucking paychats, Nina.
	So what we have, guys, if you go to the site, I'm sure you know the drill, you go to the live show, you click on it, and right underneath the stream, donate to read a live message, frankly.
	Frankly.
	We've got two so far.
	Okay.
	I guess we could rock them.
	Let's rock them.
	Rock them sideways.
	Rock them out to park.
	So to be clear here, folks, we have letters.
	We have the call-ins.
	We have the live chat.
	Is that it?
	We got you.
	We got me.
	We got Ryan.
	That's right.
	But as far as communicating with us, you have those three avenues.
	Yeah, email.
	So let's go call, letter, call, letter, call, letter, call.
	There is also a chat, too.
	If you go to the site, there's like a rocket chat type thing.
	Yeah, we don't see that, though.
	We don't ever pull it up or acknowledge it, and they're hurt by that.
	Okay, let's pull it up.
	But is it on our site?
	It's on our site.
	Well, now you're going over my head.
	We have our own rocket chat on our site.
	I saw Henry Lon speak last night.
	Thought I was getting a fun black flag tour story.
	Instead, my wife and I sat through tour talk about misogyny, sexism, racism, transphobic homophobia.
	He talked about how trans kids are awesome and that the country needs to stop having kids whip.
	All right.
	He's a dry guy.
	Yeah, that guy sent us that letter before.
	Dakota.
	He sucks.
	Dakota or Rollins?
	No, Henry.
	Dakota's awesome.
	Rollins blows.
	Yeah.
	Like, if you're the king of punk rock, you think, or hardcore, you think you could maybe think a little outside the box and not sound like Nike?
	What happened?
	Kids are awesome and having kids.
	People should stop having kids.
	Well, the punk cosplayers around me giggled and clapped like seals.
	What the fuck happened to the punk ethos?
	CN and the White House are finally catching on.
	Now everyone is punk.
	Are there any punks left?
	I don't know.
	Nick Fuentes.
	So we got, if you go to this bar right here, links.
	It's kind of hidden.
	Links, chat.
	And let me just make sure I'm not showing any fucking IPs or anything.
	Fucking any bullshit.
	Racist.
	Fucking homophobia.
	Holocaust, revisionism.
	Here's another one in the meantime.
	Yeah, it's a rocket chat, a full-blown rocket chat.
	What's your advice regarding crazy cracks?
	Yeah, what's your advice regarding sticking your dick in crazy?
	I'm Scottish and being seen.
	This white girl who says, choke me N-word during sex.
	Am I playing with dynamite?
	I hope you're black.
	I don't have a very popular opinion on this, but I say get your dick in as crazy as possible.
	I never understood when guys go, I go, what happened with you and that chick?
	Oh, she was fucking nutty.
	I learned a long time ago, I tell people all the time, the bat shit crazy comes free with the vagina.
	Yeah, yeah.
	They're all fucking crazy.
	And the ones that seem completely psychotic, the best sex you'll ever have.
	The least boring you'll ever have.
	Pure nut job.
	I love me some nut jobs, boy.
	Speaking of nut job, there's another way to go.
	You go to the live thing, same place that you would go to get a paychat.
	And then there's just the chat down there.
	Okay.
	I'll be honking that way.
	I'm not even gay.
	That's a good question.
	That's not a good question, so I'm going to react with a thumbs down.
	Oh, I can't.
	I guess I'll do a muscle to be like, I'll beat you up my fucking neck.
	He's like, hello.
	No, it doesn't.
	No, it does not.
	Hey, Ryan, are you gay?
	No.
	Double on the girl.
	It does not mean that at all.
	That just means I'm strong and gay.
	No, it doesn't.
	What does Kino mean?
	Strongly recommend.
	Maddie cracks me up.
	Dude, leave our chat out of this run.
	You fuck.
	Oh, now they're...
	Okay, we've abandoned them so long that they hate us.
	Oh, that's weird.
	That is weird.
	That's like when you go away on a five-day business trip and you come back and your kids don't want to hug you.
	They're like, who the fuck are you?
	You're like a stranger.
	Okay, let's take a call.
	All right.
	Grand Rapids, 605.
	You're online.
	What's going on there, Grand Rapids?
	605?
	Yes, sir.
	Yo, what is up, guys?
	Hey, man.
	What's happening?
	So, you guys heard about the Grand Rapids shooting, right?
	Michigan, police officer.
	Yes.
	I think we have footage of that, actually.
	Can you just wait while we play that?
	Yeah, absolutely.
	So go to 2-1.
	This is Patrick Laioja?
	Yeah, some Dominican.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	So this guy was shot today?
	Yeah.
	Yes.
	By a cop.
	April 4th, I think.
	April 4th?
	Oh, shit.
	10 days ago.
	I've got a theory here.
	Go ahead, play your thing.
	Okay, let's play it so everyone knows what we're talking about.
	Morning graphic code to watch a black man die.
	Go buy a little like that, though.
	I know, because I'm not the one, man.
	I'm a black man, too.
	I'm not a man.
	Come on, man.
	You do what you say.
	1915.
	Service more cards.
	Okay.
	No, he's good, but man, yo, what's up, man?
	Yo, he's good.
	Stop.
	Okay.
	Stop presenting.
	If you ever get fired, Ryan, I want to hire this guy as a cameraman.
	He is pretty still.
	He's good.
	That could be the phone's algorithm, though.
	Great shots of the sidewalk here.
	They have stabilization these days.
	He's so dumb, he's going like this.
	Oh, he tased him.
	And it didn't phase him.
	Nope.
	Tasers don't work on some people.
	Tased don't phase.
	He's on that good shit.
	Yeah.
	But you've seen people where they just get tased and it looks like they're getting pinched.
	They look like they're being bit by a mosquito.
	Turn it up, Ryan.
	No, like he good.
	You can talk to him, bro.
	He an island boy, man.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Like he good, bro.
	Like, can you talk to him like good?
	Like, can you, yeah.
	Stop grabbing him like that.
	No, he good like fur.
	You hit him, too.
	He's good like fur.
	He stoned?
	Let go of Taser.
	No hit Taser.
	I see that.
	Let go Taser.
	Drop Taser.
	Oh, dude, that's...
	He's done.
	Get back!
	You think that cop's fucked?
	Fucked it.
	Way beyond belief.
	Why?
	Why?
	The guy had his taser.
	Oh shit, he did.
	The fucking prongs are on him.
	Who's he gonna tase himself?
	It's uh.
	That's a stone-cold murder.
	That's an execution right there.
	Stone fucking cold.
	The cop already shot him with the taser.
	So that you, yeah, you can't.
	He can't do anything with that fucking taser.
	You'd have to reload new fucking prongs on it.
	Was it definitely a prong taser?
	Yeah, it's a yellow gun.
	It's the zapper kind.
	No, no, it's a gun.
	It shoots out two prongs.
	You heard it in the video.
	That fucking taser was useless.
	Could he make a case that he exhausted all options?
	He's wrestling with him for like three minutes?
	Okay, let's forget the taser.
	You're wrestling and wrestling with a guy.
	He won't comply.
	That right there.
	He just took...
	Reach back like...
	Was he like, I'm going to shoot you?
	No.
	So here's his gun.
	Puts the gun.
	I'm surprised.
	You see where he shot him like that?
	He's got the barrel right on his back.
	There's so much because you put the gun in what it's called at a battery.
	You're going to push it so hard.
	You don't want to push it up against someone because if the slide backs a little, it's not going to discharge.
	So he's on top of him, takes his gun out, puts it on the fucking person.
	So they're fighting.
	Okay, let's let the caller give baby monsters from one baby monster to another.
	Let's hear your theory, caller.
	That guy's fucked.
	So here's the thing.
	A couple weeks ago, beginning of April, we have a mass shooting in San Francisco, right?
	I think it was 18 injured, 6 dead by the hands of some blacks.
	And then just a couple days ago, we're looking for some black guy in the New York subway.
	He threw a smoke bomb and starts shooting up the place.
	What a coincidence that we have a white cop shooting a black, unarmed black man.
	Now, I'm not saying that this is a conspiracy.
	I'm just saying how timely for the media to have a white cop shoot an unarmed black man and bring up this scenario in a time, same time, we have two black people being portrayed as they are,
	usually committing 50% of the crimes in America.
	So what are you saying that this cop was like an actor or he's hired?
	That happened before this stuff.
	If you watch the video, to me, I'm not saying that it's acting.
	I'm not saying that it's scripted.
	I am saying that it seems a little suspect.
	Yeah, but when you say something suspect, suspicious of what?
	What are you suspicious of?
	That I got a media push?
	That it may have been planned.
	Maybe it is planned.
	No, but this happened before the subway shooting.
	As Maddie keeps pointing out, you said this happened April 4th.
	That's way before the subway shooting and maybe before the San Francisco shooting.
	Sure, but, oh, and here's the anchor or the sinker.
	They released the footage yesterday at the time of the black man being found responsible for the shooting of the subway in New York.
	Okay, that's the only part of your theory that really has legs, is they decided to release it.
	Well, the funny thing is, this is the first time I've heard about the cop shooting the black guy.
	Right.
	Oh, yeah.
	It's been eight days?
	Right.
	I mean, it's been 10 days.
	Well, no one had the video footage, so it was all just hearsay, I guess.
	Oh, you had the homeboy with this camera on the road.
	Right.
	He was right there filming it.
	That should have gone viral in seconds.
	Right.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling, buddy.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, but this went viral around 6 o'clock today.
	So you got this.
	You got this happening.
	Oh, yeah, this guy.
	And I think she's white.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Well, they didn't show her, but they showed the perp, which is a New York Post thing to do.
	They're pretty upfront about it.
	How often do we have blacks behaving badly in the news?
	It's like a daily event.
	Did you see that?
	Well, everyone did.
	Look at 2-2.
	Blacks beat a little beautiful cherubic white girl to death.
	Why was she taken away?
	Mom, what did you do?
	Is the real mom a heroin addict?
	You chose heroin over this girl?
	Look at who you...
	This isn't funny, but the mom is from that food network show World's Worst Chef.
	And the problem with the girl was she had trouble eating the food there, and she actually threw up on herself on the way to church.
	So a woman who's famous for being a terrible cook has an adopted or a foster child who keeps puking.
	And so they beat her to death.
	I think they whipped her with a belt to death.
	I'm going to say this slowly.
	Can you fucking imagine if the races were reversed?
	A white couple beat a little black girl to death For puking on herself?
	Unfathomable.
	Are you still on the line, Caller?
	No.
	No.
	It really feels like we're like in a cold race war.
	We're like, this is what it looks like.
	Just little events popping off.
	And then eventually the white guys got to look at each other like that sketch and they're like, are we the goodies?
	Not are we the baddies.
	Are we the goodies?
	Because it's like, it seems like revenge is being taken out on white people on a weekly basis.
	But there is definitely something in the media where when black people fuck up, the media does everything they can to hide it or sanitize it.
	Like the New York Times, 2-3, you may have to get behind a Thor Tor wall, whatever they're called.
	But they're writing about the subway shooting, and they just can't seem to go near the fact that this guy hated Asians, hated Hispanics, and chose an Asian-Hispanic neighborhood to shoot people up.
	They just call him troubled.
	The shooting suspect left troubling posts.
	I got it.
	Well, he's white supremacist.
	That was one angle I saw, the Daily Coast.
	It was a conservative who shot up the subway.
	Oh, wow.
	They did that too with the Pulse shooting.
	They called the Muslim terrorist a conservative because I guess technically, if you follow the Quran, you know, explicitly, I guess you are a conservative of sorts.
	You want to conserve Islam.
	A misogynist.
	You could just call him a misogynist.
	So they totally beat around the bush here, and they won't get into the fact that this is terrorism.
	If you hate Asians and you want them eradicated, and then you go and shoot a bunch of Asians, I think every single person he shot was Asian, by the way.
	That's terrorism.
	Terrorism is committing violent acts to achieve political gains.
	If your politics are a world without Chinese, then shooting Chinese is a terrorist act.
	And again, for the 50th time today, can you imagine if the races were reversed, if a fucking MAGA dude shot up the 123 train or whatever, what train goes to Harlem again?
	Bernie Goetz.
	456, whatever.
	They all goes wrong.
	I thought I saw something where it said the N-Train.
	Yeah, the N-train in Brooklyn.
	They were on the N-train in Sunset Park.
	That's like in between Red Hook and Bay Ridge.
	But I'm saying, if it was reversed and they were up on, what's the Harlem train?
	Yeah, the 1-2-3.
	The 2-3.
	If they were on the 2 or the 3, a fucking MAGA guy on the 2-3 shot up a bunch of black people.
	Holy fuck.
	The Eastern District of New York U.S. Attorney is now considering filing federal charges in this case.
	They could be using a weapon on mass transit.
	It could even include terrorism charges.
	It all depends on what they find in the suspect's cell phone, which we're told.
	Fucking proud boys get charged for terrorism.
	Canadian proud boys who have never committed a terrorist act are all listed as terrorists.
	About a host of facts.
	Because some people who are also members of the club were at January 6th.
	This is just getting embarrassing.
	They're not showing any of these clips of him saying...
	What I understand is that the fucking population of this country is allowing this fucking couple of hundred fucking people that are in government now.
	Throw them all the fuck out.
	How about that?
	When does that happen?
	If you throw down his road with their motherfucking identity politics and fucking kindergarten, fuck you, suck a dick.
	Well, maybe we will in the midterms.
	Maybe the midterms will be an absolute slaughterhouse.
	Look at the Republicans that are in there.
	Now, they just fucking lip service.
	Nobody does anything.
	Oh, my God.
	Ron Paul, Rand Paul.
	Look at this.
	I love Jim Jordan.
	Love him.
	I love Trey Gowdy when he was in there.
	Loved him.
	Do you see this shit?
	Mental health counselor calls Frank James social media posts a cry for help.
	Yeah, he wanted help murdering people.
	Oh my God.
	I just get fucking aggravated with this fucking bullshit.
	The guy's not a fucking terrorist.
	He didn't fucking like certain people, so he fucking shot him.
	It's not terrorism.
	Normal people need to get more angry and not let anyone get away with this.
	They want me to be Nazi the new N-word.
	We need to get offended.
	I saw, there was this hotel in my, my wife gets this Ho-Chunk native newspaper.
	It's all the local American Indian news.
	And there was this hotel owner that had like the fifth shoot-up of Indians.
	And she just said, no more Indians are allowed to stay at this hotel.
	There was a massive fucking march with like people wearing bad Indian, good Indian shirts.
	And they were from all over the country to protest this one dumb lady that should have known that she's going to get shit if she says that about her motel.
	But we need to do that.
	When someone, like with Nick Fuentes is on a no-fly list, we need to go on a march.
	Right.
	But everyone is petrified of getting called racist.
	Who gives a fuck?
	Right.
	That's everything.
	If you stop giving a fuck, they can't take you.
	They can't do anything to you.
	Fuck off.
	Calling me racist is like calling me gay.
	I just go, yeah, okay.
	Sounds great.
	You know why the Volcell and incel movement is so good?
	Because they don't have anything to lose.
	I'm not saying that they would go out and do bad stuff, but they could go to rallies and they could go show up.
	Because if you have a kid, it's probably like, maybe stay home.
	And that kind of sucks that you can't show.
	Because, I mean, I read that one where the chick got taken away from her kid.
	And I'm like, I want to go protest that, but I don't want to be taken away from my kid.
	Yeah.
	So, well, also, that's not in America where you can't go to protest something because they'll take your children away.
	That's China.
	Right.
	Well, it seems to be happening here, too.
	The lady on January 6th.
	Yeah.
	Joe Biggs hasn't seen his daughter in 15 months.
	And the daughter...
	He didn't go against the state in some daughters.
	He's a single dad.
	The daughter doesn't have the mom.
	So his parents are raising the child.
	Why is daddy in jail?
	He went into a government building.
	He wasn't supposed to.
	He agreed.
	He disagreed with the state.
	So if we trespass in this country, we get 15 months?
	Well, he actually hasn't had a trial yet.
	Oh.
	He's not having targets for 15 years.
	If that happens, if any of these guys get more than time served, I mean, I guess they already did, right?
	The guy with the fucking buffalo horns got four years.
	Or five years.
	Something like that.
	I'm just getting aggravated.
	Like, I was watching some things in Congress today.
	I'm like, yeah, you just sit here and they tell people, yeah, this is bad.
	This is what they're doing.
	Like, think about what's going on with Biden, about the Russian collusion, his son's laptop, all the other fucking bullshit.
	And you're like, and how the fuck is he still in office?
	Yeah.
	Well, let's at least start with getting people to recognize that this is a gang and they're not the whole idea of like public service and we need to tax more so it can go to the poor.
	No, if you give the government infinite money, they will somehow manage a way to siphon into their own pockets.
	It's not a benevolent organization.
	It's a corrupt organization.
	It's all Tammany Hall.
	Yeah.
	The fourth version of the Build Back Better Bill is 2,100 pages.
	But here's the other thing.
	I was just watching this one.
	They were talking about the border crisis at the southern border.
	And 70 Republicans got up when it was their turn.
	And they all went up and they said, you know, we're asking for a unanimous vote to bring up HR.
	I think it was 471 to stop the, it was called the PAWS Act or something like that.
	And 70 fucking Republicans got up and 70 of them said that.
	And they were just like, you can't interrupt this hearing for this at this point in time next.
	And I couldn't believe it.
	I said it was some kind of fucking show of unity, solidarity.
	But what did it accomplish?
	Nothing.
	So wait a minute.
	I'm sorry.
	The 70 Republicans stood up to say what?
	They want to enact H.R., I think it's 471.
	It's called the Paws Act.
	And what does that mean?
	It's going to put a stop to fucking Joe Biden because he's blatant disregard for the southern border crisis.
	Ah.
	And it accomplished absolutely fucking nothing.
	It's like when they have these little interrogation ceremonies.
	Hey, Ryan, could you pick, see if that's H.R. 471, the Paws Act?
	Yeah, right there.
	It is.
	It's like when they have Zuckerberg or someone on these little interrogation ceremonies where they say, is it true that you can track us when we go to the bathroom?
	And Zuckerberg is all fake nervous, going, no, it's not true, but we need to be better about privacy.
	And then you're like, why?
	Is he going to be taken out of here in handcuffs and put in prison?
	No.
	Okay, so what is this ritual?
	Yeah.
	It's like, okay, everyone knows what the fuck's going on with our border wall and our border security.
	And he's know that he's delinquent in his fucking duties upholding the fucking laws of this country.
	Like, at what point do we say, okay, ho, ho, we're stopping every fucking thing right now.
	The only thing we're going to fucking deal with is the fucking border right now.
	All this fucking charades and fuck off with all that.
	When the fucking is the rubber gonna hit the fucking road?
	Yeah.
	There's no way to organize.
	The left is so good at organizing.
	Did you see, they were asking Saki, I seen it today, because the governor of Texas sent the first couple of busloads of immigrants over.
	Oh, right.
	D.C. Yeah, and she was like, oh, you know, it's kind of great because, you know, they've been vetted and cleared by the CBP.
	And it's great that the state of Texas wanted to help them get to their final destination.
	Oh.
	Wow.
	Okay.
	Can't wait till they're at your door, Jen.
	Yeah.
	Well, she's leaving to go do a show on MSNBC, so she doesn't have to worry about it.
	Let's take another call.
	And are you still putting up the live chats?
	I wanted to make this a shirt.
	Radical Patriots.
	Just to be like, fuck you.
	At FPAC, when they were like, we're going to cut, Nick, it was Nick.
	He was like, we're going to call it Patriots Day from now.
	And that's what we're going to call it because it was awesome.
	Yeah, yeah, fuck yes.
	That's exactly what I thought that same day.
	And nothing bad happened except to people that were Patriots that day.
	So if anybody should be like, you know, sad about it.
	I'm surprised he's avoided charges.
	Well, he didn't go inside, but you're right.
	People have gotten in trouble for just wandering outside.
	My girl got in trouble for walking with him.
	Right.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Keep the live chats up and let's take some more calls.
	Okay.
	Upcoming trip.
	803.
	Yes, 803.
	Yo, Gab Matty Rhino.
	Huru.
	Yeah, I got an upcoming trip.
	I'm actually coming from South Carolina to New York tomorrow.
	Got any recommendations?
	Yes.
	Each one of you.
	Got any recommendations?
	Don't ride the N-train.
	Right.
	You know what's a fun little walk to do is to walk around the hipster part of town in Williamsburg.
	So you get on the L-train, you get off at Bedford, and that whole like two square miles is fun little shops.
	It's sort of like New York City in the 80s, but without the crackheads and the heroin addicts.
	And there's a lot of great bars.
	That's where I used to live before I became Satan.
	It's the place I created, really.
	And it's worth checking out.
	And then you should go to all the major things.
	Like Times Square.
	You should get on the, if you have a lot of time, you should do the Circle Line.
	That's a boat that goes around all of Manhattan.
	It's like a tourist thing.
	And you should go down and check out the Statue of Liberty.
	They do helicopter rides now for like $100 where you can go see the Statue of Liberty.
	Yeah, I've done that.
	In Staten Island Ferry, free.
	Nice trip.
	That's the other thing.
	I'll be up there for about a week.
	Matty, you got any recommendations?
	Sure.
	I mean, are you looking to go out at night and hit the bars?
	I haven't been out socializing in Manhattan in about a year.
	He gave you a lot of good ones.
	This isn't a tourism site.
	I have a good one.
	Thanks for calling.
	I have a really good one.
	Tomorrow, one night only, Nope Yup, opening up for Top Button at Beacon, New York.
	So a lot of people think New York City is just a city.
	Now, you go outside the city, you take a train.
	Don't do that, caller.
	Beacon, New York is like an hour and a half from fucking New York.
	It's chill.
	That's a bad idea.
	But if you do, thanks for calling.
	If you do live in that shitty part of upstate, you should definitely check out Ryan's show.
	Thank you.
	And I'm going to record it.
	You should make sure he does highs and lows.
	You were going to say ups and downs.
	All right, I like your new sunglasses, man.
	Like your new sunglasses.
	I already said thanks for calling to him.
	We got Eugene.
	I think that's it.
	775?
	Was that guy surreptitiously trying to see if we would hang out with him?
	I was going to go for that angle.
	Can we hang out with you when you're up here?
	Next call, I'll hang with you.
	775.
	Hey, what's up?
	Hey, you guys there?
	Yeah, what's up?
	Hey, I do a bunch of safety training and I volunteer at Boys and Girls Club.
	Anyways, I was doing a TPR class there and they had a pile of books.
	So one of them was called The Hate You Give.
	And I looked into it and it was like a New York Times bestseller.
	But I was like, well, it looks like half the books are fucking here.
	There's like 300 books stacked on this table for all these kids.
	And then I went and I just looked up the book, see what it's about.
	And basically, all this, you know, race dating shit.
	And the whole book is based on thug life from Tupac Shakur's tattoo.
	And it stands for the hate you give, the little kids, fuck everybody.
	And I just was like, so this is what they're peddling not only in schools, but they're peddling it, you know, when you go to your after-school programs.
	Yeah, my daughter was asked to see the movie of the hate you give.
	And the general message is there's, you know, all this trouble and all this violence and all this black people doing badly.
	It's because of you, you racist pig.
	You made them shitty.
	You made us.
	The hate that hate made is the way the rapper Paris describes it, where anything bad you see in the black community is a reaction to horrible white people.
	Nice.
	And it was, yeah, there was that book, and then there was another one called Like The Lines You Cross or something.
	And another book all about, you know, you should feel guilty.
	You should really take a look at the other side.
	And it's just like, that's all we ever see.
	And now you can't even avoid it just in school.
	Me and my wife were afraid to put our kid in just regular public school.
	But nowadays, even Boys and Girls Club is pushing this shit.
	Pretty soon it's not going to be Boys and Girls Club.
	It's most likely going to be the LGBTQ Club or some shit.
	I don't know.
	Diseases.
	It will just change.
	Yeah, I just wanted to, based on the books you were recommending on that, on your, I think it was the Monday show and Tuesday, but I was like, yeah, I mean, they're just peddling so much information for these kids instead of like a good book.
	Like, I went and I already bought that Rats book you were talking about on Amazon.
	I can't wait to read it.
	And it's just, it's a deep dive into something different.
	I'm so sick of the same information all the time, especially when it's just lying.
	Yeah, you know, the one thing you'll notice about that rats book, there is 0.00% politics.
	There is not one second of Trump racism.
	It is 100% rats, the history of rats, the different times we've tried to get rid of them, and how it basically just comes down to food supply.
	If they don't have anything to eat, they're not around.
	But we don't seem to be able to, especially in Chinatown.
	They also don't like vegetables.
	They like chicken.
	Meat.
	They like meat.
	All right, thanks for calling.
	You know, that superintendent got back to me, and he said I was harassing the teachers because I sent them all the video, the principal, the superintendent of schools, and the two teachers responsible for the list.
	And so he sent me things saying, please refrain from contacting them.
	Also, you're violating the terms of conduct for talking to teachers.
	So I guess because in the video, I'm like, this is shitty and fuck this.
	That's me saying fuck you to the actual teacher like I was giving her the finger to her face.
	So that's a violation of some code, whatever the fuck that means.
	Where is this code enforced by who?
	Right.
	Yeah.
	I don't know.
	Go fuck yourself.
	Am I on double secret probation, Dean Warmer?
	Yeah.
	Oh, wait, wait, there's a problem.
	A code of what?
	From where?
	You violated a code.
	Hey, you violated a code.
	You're trying to fuck my daughter.
	You're driving on the office where he's like, he's telling the other guy, you know the Rain Wilson character?
	And he's telling the other guy that he's going to be on double secret probation.
	He's going to be triple investigated.
	And then he'll have to file a report.
	And he just keeps going up and up and up to all these dumb fake punishments.
	It's a joke.
	And then he says to me, if you have a problem with this reading list or anything else the school does, you are to fill out this form and to contact Ann blah, blah, blah, the dean of information superintendent of blah, blah, blah.
	In other words, if you have a problem with this massive bureaucracy that's completely run by unions, then follow the union maze to where we decide what...
	No, your whole system is the problem, asshole.
	And me following your rules and going by your unions, what are they going to do?
	Fire you for that shitty reading list?
	That's why I didn't come at them aggressively because I know they can't get fired.
	I came at them going, this is why your reading list sucks.
	Just in case, on the 1% chance you're curious.
	Yeah.
	We didn't have books, so we would have your friend come over, you're like, tell me a book.
	And your friend started saying, oh, once upon a time, there was a boy, and we're in the woods, right?
	And there was like a little cave.
	And we're all sitting there like, whoa, what's going to happen next?
	So he goes deep in the cave, right?
	There's a whole civilization there.
	And like, of ants.
	And like, yeah, and people.
	So he befriends them.
	And they get to talking.
	Like, what are we going to do?
	We have a civilization here.
	How are you going to help us, human man?
	So anyway, we would tell books.
	So that's called oral history.
	Yeah, we would do that.
	You would do oral with each other?
	Yeah, if we, yeah, because we're going to have books.
	Wait, what's fuck?
	I don't get it.
	Would the cave be really clean?
	Like, were you really anal about keeping it clean when everyone was doing oral?
	Well, the kid in the book, yeah, he actually would be, but he would clean the cave.
	Okay.
	So a kid who was really anal would give you guys oral?
	Well, yeah, well, the one giving us oral made the kid be anal.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	You seem confused.
	The lack of oxygen in the cave.
	Beta!
	That's not real beta.
	Let's take a call.
	Ruda Bega.
	That's my favorite vegetable.
	There we go.
	What's the funniest story you have?
	I once spoke to him on Camilla Show, and he told me he'd never heard of Montreal, and he yelled that I needed to make up a better name if I want to pretend to be Canadian.
	What's the funniest Gavin story that we have?
	That me and Maddie have.
	Oh, that's like a homework assignment.
	That's tough.
	There's too many.
	The first thing that comes to mind.
	I have to go through them all.
	The first thing that comes to mind is those rides when the Uber driver has an accent.
	Just any of those are very funny and uncomfortable.
	When I do the accent back to the Uber driver, you seem to really enjoy those.
	Okay.
	Let's see.
	Then we got Didi on the line.
	Ramon, 954, you're on the line.
	Go ahead, 954.
	Go ahead.
	Yo.
	Yo.
	What's going on, fellas?
	Chilling.
	What happened?
	Hey, man, Matty, when you came back, man, you was gone for a couple days.
	We missed you, man.
	When you came back, it seems like you came back better, man.
	You're sharp, man.
	It's good to have you back.
	Thank you, man.
	I appreciate it.
	Build Matt Better.
	Hey.
	Hey, Ryan, Ryan, you up and coming, you know.
	I hear the talk in the last couple of weeks about Ryan being funny and all that.
	But Gavin, pound for pound, one of the all-time greats.
	I couldn't agree more.
	Gavin, you got to let him.
	Oh, I'm sorry?
	I couldn't agree more.
	Yeah, yeah, it's different.
	It's not even, you know, y'all can't even be in the same category.
	Anyway, it was good to hear from Away La Sille.
	You know what I'm saying?
	She's so New York.
	It's crazy, man.
	But we miss her too, you know, at the same time.
	Thank you guys because I was excited to be on the phone.
	I've been on hold for 20 minutes.
	And after looking at all the people getting shot and all that, you know, kind of change the vibe and all that.
	But it's cool while the whole earth is burning down to kind of go through it with y'all.
	One last thing.
	Yo, you got to throw that he dead on there.
	When you're doing the Jesse Lee Peterson, like when that dude was getting shot on the floor, you should have just switched to Jesse Lee and been like, he did.
	You know, that's hilarious.
	I didn't know you could.
	Either way, man, thank y'all, man.
	All right.
	Thanks.
	Thank you.
	Thanks.
	He's been waiting online for like an hour, actually.
	Oh, really?
	So damn.
	Well, that guy who just called, I have a video of him narrating a basketball game, if you want to hear it.
	He's a popular baby monster, and he's got a great history with not just this show, but with sports commentary.
	And if you go to 2.5, you can hear the caller we just had narrating one of the most unique basketball games that anyone's ever seen, really.
	So you can just pull that up.
	Hey, the squirrel trying to play basketball.
	Did that serious, shadow?
	Did that serious, shawty?
	Shout out to play ball.
	Oh, shit.
	Play ball all damn time.
	I ain't never, boy.
	I ain't never.
	Shout out to want to play ball.
	Look at Shawty.
	Shawty want to play ball.
	Oh, shit.
	Hell no.
	Shawty want to play ball.
	Hell no.
	That boy air chipmunk.
	That boy air squirrel.
	That boy air squirrel.
	Hey, man.
	We in the A with it, boy.
	The real.
	A. Boy, we real ball player.
	Everybody, goddamn celebrity.
	Even squirrel.
	Stop bouncing it.
	Let him push it.
	Yeah.
	He can't.
	He doesn't know what he's going to do.
	He's not going to bounce it.
	He's not going to steal it.
	He's going to block it.
	You're literally flexing to the squirrel.
	Yeah, you can't steal it.
	There we go.
	Those are the good ones.
	Play ball all damn time.
	What was the first...
	My daughter and I were repeating the first line of that all day today.
	No, but Shadow want to play ball.
	No, no, the other line.
	He drags out the word serious.
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	Squirrel trying to ball.
	Hey, the squirrel trying to play basketball dead ass serious, shadow.
	Yeah, dead ass the squirrel trying to play basketball.
	Dead ass serious, shawty.
	Squirrel trying to play basketball.
	Dead ass serious, shawty.
	Damn, he dead ass.
	He do try to be play ball, though.
	But to be clear, the narrator is saying, I'm being dead ass serious that the squirrel wants to play basketball.
	The squirrel's not being dead ass serious.
	That's just a shoddy that wants to play basketball.
	I'm glad they made that family friendly, too.
	Dead ass serious, shoddy.
	Shoddy.
	Maybe that should be a drop.
	It should be.
	Dead ass serious.
	Shoddy?
	Drop.
	Dear Gav and retarded, short-round eye.
	No, short-round not?
	I can't read the word.
	Coming from a horrible ego place.
	As a man, is it worth a man's time to marry and have children with a woman who has everything but fails slightly short of his expectations as far as looks go?
	Found one with drive, a job, nurse practitioner, mother.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	They get ugly when they get older anyway.
	She's not a supermodel.
	What do they say?
	My girl ain't no movie star.
	She's so shallow.
	Yeah.
	Don't be so shallow.
	Don't be so shallow, shawty.
	Dead ass, shawty.
	Don't be so shallow.
	So we got calls upon calls.
	No letters?
	Let's plow through some.
	Yeah, we could do a letter.
	Yeah, a letter in there.
	We can do a letter.
	Okay.
	The one with the purple flags.
	Dead ass, shawty.
	I purple flagged a lot.
	Bam.
	Should we announce your new show, Ryan?
	Sure.
	Ryan is going to be doing a show with various celebrities called Celebrity Mailbag.
	That's right.
	We'll have Trump in here reading our mail.
	We'll have Jesse Lee Peterson.
	We'll have Jordan Peterson.
	We'll have Arnold Schwarzenegger.
	Yep.
	Dead ass C. My problem with the mailbag is it's this incredible monolith of content that I can only take a chip out.
	It's like the debt, the national debt.
	I keep just paying off part of the interest as it piles up.
	So I want to get through that.
	And what better way than to have a celebrity go through your letters?
	Celebrity mail.
	True.
	Baby mail.
	Is Donald Downey Jr. coming?
	Donald Downey Jr. doesn't exist.
	He sounds slightly different from Reberdean Jr.
	Actually, somebody brought up a theory about the ice thing too, but it just got canceled out.
	So they had a theory talking about the Coca-Cola's tasting bad, that it was about fecal matter in the ice.
	Yeah, that was a great theory.
	But I've had four different Cokes in three different states, including one out of a can.
	Coca-Cola is ruined for me.
	By the way, that's a retarded theory.
	What, there's poo chunks in my straw?
	Hey, Gavin Ryan, I came across the New York Times article about a female black whiskey blender this morning.
	Meaning that she blends whiskey, not that she puts it in a blender.
	Holy shit.
	Apparently the woman is suing Diego, which is the parent company of the particular whiskey brand she worked for.
	She alleges all the typical discrimination stuff, but the grievances listed in the article are surprisingly minor.
	I've linked the article for you guys to check out.
	My favorite quote from the article is as follows.
	It was as if they said, fine, she's the first, but they didn't highlight and celebrate her in that role.
	Perfect.
	Perfect.
	So to not celebrate the first black woman in fucking blending whiskey enough is now racism.
	Dude.
	See, this is what I don't understand.
	Why do they always like, they're saying that she's the first black justice, this whatever her name is.
	Why can't she just be just a justice?
	That's why she's got to be the first black.
	That's what us right.
	She's the first black.
	And do you really think that she's the first black woman in America that ever made whiskey?
	Right, yeah.
	I don't think so.
	She's not even making it, right?
	Tucker said, he goes, when I was a kid, if you were black and your name was Kevin, you were just Kevin.
	Right.
	It's like, they keep throwing it.
	They don't want to be known for, but then it's, I'm the first black this.
	I'm the first black that.
	And this company, Bullet, which, by the way, makes fantastic bourbon, I think.
	Oh, yeah.
	That's Bullet.
	Yeah.
	She's at Bullet.
	I guess she made Bullet bourbon?
	No.
	She was an award-winning blender at Bullet.
	She faced discrimination.
	And now, in this day and age, discrimination is not uplifting and celebrating.
	So just as she was becoming a public face of the brand, she faced discrimination at the distillery.
	I think her brother was an award-winning shooter of bullets.
	I don't know if that's confirmed.
	Oh, listen, I love bullet vermin.
	I don't care who makes it.
	I don't care who they are.
	You do a rye, too.
	Isn't there?
	Yeah, that's a green label one.
	There's a trend of, remember we watched the Rachel Ray show, and it was the company that these women had were popcorn, just flavoring popcorn.
	Then the other ones were...
	No, that was Drew Barrymore's show.
	We watched it.
	Drew Barrymore.
	Look at this one.
	This is on Shark Tank.
	She comes out with applesauce.
	All black businesses are like, take a thing that exists, but it's from me, though.
	And the epiphany I had was just the power of marketing and the power of packaging sharks.
	So in other words, it's the same shit.
	Hey, look, it's anything.
	Ate vegan flavor.
	What other kind of...
	Don't make fun of her or her husband will come out and slap you.
	It's vegan?
	Yeah, what type of applesauce isn't vegan?
	Maybe I'm retarded, but how many units have you sold?
	That you're an entrepreneur.
	When Mark Cuban told me that he didn't think that I was...
	He gives her tough love or whatever, but I was amazed.
	I was watching this at the gym on the treadmill.
	I was like, she's going to cake to her feelings?
	Right.
	Yeah, what did he do?
	He didn't uplift her and celebrate her enough?
	So you can sue for that.
	That's what I love about real business, too.
	It's just like, if you're a female black entrepreneur and you make something awesome, you're going to be rich.
	Right.
	If you suck, you won't be.
	You took Mott's applesauce and put cinnamon on it.
	Okay.
	I don't even know if she did that.
	I think she just repackaged it.
	She said it was about the packaging and the branding.
	Because that's her strengths.
	And then the ice cream makers, the vegan ice cream, it's just like...
	Well, vegan ice cream's got to be disgusting because there's no milk in it.
	Right.
	Coconut milk.
	Ew.
	We have Charlie on the line 864.
	What's up, Charlie?
	What's going on, Charlie?
	Is this anything?
	Is this anything?
	Ah!
	Paul, my son, wife.
	Yeah, bro, with excellence.
	Action awesome.
	Action, though, I was wondering, how did you pick Abbeyville for the spot for Americolan $0 a day?
	Because I'm actually from that area.
	Abbeyville, what was that?
	Abbeville, South Carolina?
	South Carolina, yeah.
	And what was the question?
	How did you pick that place?
	I mean, it's kind of in the middle of nowhere.
	I'm from that area.
	Oh, really?
	I love that town.
	I love those people.
	Fantastic town.
	Julia Roberts shot all over them when she was shooting a movie down there.
	I don't know how the fuck we ended up there.
	But yeah, it was a perfect little town.
	Of course, they were very wary when we first showed up there.
	A bunch of New Yorkers are here.
	They want to shoot a reality show.
	But as soon as they saw, as soon as I got to meet everyone and they saw me party.
	One thing I will say that was kind of weird about that town, I went out drinking with some of the locals.
	And of course, at like 1, 2 a.m., I'm fucking beat, right?
	We've been filming all day.
	I look around the bar and I see this.
	A little help from Bobby P. I think everyone was talking to old Bobby P at that bar.
	I think meth at that bar was Coke in New York.
	Damn.
	It's a pretty bad epidemic in the regional southeast.
	Dude, I'm not talking about fucking tweakers with no teeth and facial tattoos.
	I'm talking about like me and Maddie and Ryan, like regular people.
	It's more common than you think.
	Oh, I love it.
	I used to go work at a factory, and during the lunch break, the guys would go out and, you know, they'd do some little something to get them through the rest of the day.
	And the next day, and the day afterwards.
	A little something to get them through the next five days.
	Do a month of work in five days.
	But yeah, fantastic people.
	Just fucking high quality.
	You know what else is weird about that town?
	On Fridays, it's a fucking ghost town because everyone's at the high school football.
	Football game, yeah.
	We used to play them.
	And the mayor, no one looks at the mayor.
	He's just a moron, like he's a silly little Mr. Magoo like Joe Biden.
	No one gives him any credit or takes him seriously.
	He has no authority.
	He's a whole lot of the fucking mayor is.
	I'm from a town about the same size.
	I've lived there for up to 21 years before I left.
	I forget his name.
	The locals told me he can't spell the word sandwich.
	But anyway.
	Well, I mean, that's just everybody in South Carolina.
	The high school football coach, on the other hand, was a fucking god.
	Like, didn't pay for food anywhere he went.
	Didn't pay for drinks anywhere he went.
	People would almost bow to him.
	He was the fucking Elvis of the town.
	Yeah, we had a famous football coach from my town, and when he died, they drove his hearse onto the football field.
	And you're not wrong, he was a god there.
	Last ride, of course.
	It's a regional thing.
	I don't know why.
	I don't know why it's so big in Texas area, but.
	Didn't they make a documentary or movie about that?
	They got the community together.
	Under the Friday Night Lights or something?
	Yeah, Friday Night Lights.
	Yeah, yeah.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling, dude.
	Say hi to Abbeville for you.
	Did you say he was the Elmo of the town?
	I didn't mean to say Elmo.
	I think I said Elvis.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	What's with your mouth?
	Oh, my God.
	Why are there teeth in your chin?
	Yeah.
	Elmo doesn't know how to have a mouse.
	It looks, Elmo, like someone punched you in the chin so hard that your teeth came through right about here.
	You have a hole in the bottom of your face.
	Yeah, ouch.
	May want to work on that, Elmo.
	I don't think anyone could handle Elmo reading the mail for like 40 minutes.
	That'd be tough.
	That'd be tough.
	For all parties.
	Anonymous.
	My name is Pat Pax, so I guess that's not so anonymous after all.
	Hiri.
	All right, well, I wanted to talk about Sam Hyde.
	I don't know if there's an update with that, if you are interested in getting him on your network or anything.
	I wonder how much money he makes on the gum road, but I know, you know, Joshua Cash talks to him, and he's on gum road, too.
	I can't wait to see you.
	Are you trying to make me crazy?
	Sir, we would have Sam Hyde on.
	I would quit if Sam Hyde.
	Can I also get the Rolling Stones to play my daughter's birthday party?
	Hey, man, I'm just wondering.
	I don't know this.
	You think I'm in show biz?
	I don't know how much shit costs.
	I'm 25 million.
	It's out of cost thing.
	It's like he's got an entire enterprise over there.
	Yeah, he might come over here for $3 million a year.
	Like all of these dudes that you've heard of, they all make a quarter million a year on their various endeavors.
	And I'm not about to shell that out for anyone.
	So yes, it has occurred to us that a guy who's exactly like me, but younger and funner would be good for you.
	Should I also check out the Crazy Hot Index?
	Anyway, thanks for calling.
	You know, there are some updates on...
	I should get Joe Rogan to do a show here.
	That's the guy who did a show with you the other day, right?
	No, that was Alex Stein.
	Oh, Alex Stein, yeah.
	He's a real beauty.
	He actually is.
	Usually Trump says that facetious.
	He's probably going to get the 45th over here, too.
	And Donald.
	Sam Hyde is a legend.
	Allegedly.
	He would come here if someone dropped a nuclear bomb on all of New Hampshire or wherever the fuck is.
	Rhode Island.
	And then he was forced to gunpoint to come here every day.
	There are updates about Sam Hyde that I thought he was going to fill us in with.
	And I think I'm like one of the, I know people that love Sam Hyde, and I'm more on top of his latest things than they are.
	What's the latest thing?
	He wants to fight Hassan Piker?
	That's the old thing.
	Now he's been signed, check this out, to a fighting promotion.
	Oh, with Gilbert Gottfried?
	With Gilbert Godfrey.
	I got signed to a promotion.
	That's your Gilbert Godfrey?
	I was signed to a promotion.
	That's a little better.
	It's, yeah.
	Where's this guy, Sam?
	Sam Hyde?
	I don't know who he is by name.
	I think you'd recognize, like, if we pulled up a clip.
	But yeah, he just got signed by Happy Punch, and they do a bunch of promotions.
	And I think I saw Jake Paul on one of these posters, too.
	He's also got a crypto thing coming out.
	A crypto.
	Yeah, look, they fucking do fights with Logan Paul and shit.
	So he's officially signed to Happy Punch.
	Huh.
	Pretty big deal.
	I wonder who's going to fight.
	Yeah.
	You know who I'd like to see him fight?
	Who?
	Anybody.
	Yeah, that would be cool.
	I mean, I assume it's going to be someone that's on their side, but like, anybody.
	Also, Harley Mornstein, remember the epic mealtime guy?
	He's from Canada?
	He's very liberal, but he's fighting a guy at this Creator Clash thing that iDubb set up, which is a quinky dink that he's setting up a boxing match after having boxed Sam.
	It's almost like Sam put this fire under his ass to do that.
	Justin Trudeau boxed someone?
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	I think he did okay, unfortunately.
	Justin Trudeau.
	Well, he doesn't.
	With his stupid Indian tattoo?
	It's like Northwest.
	He's from Montreal.
	If you're going to get an Indian tattoo, at least get like an East Coast tattoo.
	What do you think?
	Yeah, the Mi'kmaq?
	Yeah, he's got fucking...
	First Nations people?
	Get like the Mohawks, or something.
	He outclassed.
	Yeah, I think the big one up there was the Mi'kmaq.
	So let's see the fight.
	Let's watch Trudeau fight.
	Let's see how he outclassed this person.
	The great thing about Justin Trudeau as a boxer is you can punch him in the head a million times.
	It doesn't do anything.
	He's pre-punched drunk.
	There's nothing to hurt.
	This is Loden just fine.
	Who's Patrick Brazo?
	Trudeau Brazo.
	He's a senator that represents a part of Quebec.
	Oh, did he go in headgear?
	Is that respected?
	Yes, of course.
	But in actual match, like I know sparring is...
	Well, this kind of looks like Golden Gloves because they're wearing two opposite colors.
	Oh, okay.
	So it's kind of organizational thing.
	Canadian senator from Quebec.
	They already look pretty tired.
	No, this is much worse than I remembered.
	Look at his rods.
	The way he moves is real gay, dude.
	He's already in the clinch.
	That's interesting.
	They're both exhausted already.
	Adrenaline dump.
	A jab and a jab.
	Oh my god, this is so much worse than I remembered.
	Maybe I hadn't watched a lot of boxing when I first watched this.
	Oh, that could be it, right?
	Or you haven't trained a lot of boxing.
	Yeah, look at these punches.
	Exhausted already.
	He's got his mouth wide open.
	The guy in the blue.
	Yeah, he's trying to get air in.
	Yeah, he's gasping already.
	Oh my god, this is bad.
	Do they, let's say you got a stuffy nose, do they put any like...
	You could have a mouthpiece that has holes in it so you can breathe through your hands.
	It's not a lot.
	Yeah, I mean, that's a big part of boxing is figuring out how to breathe with your mouthpiece on.
	And conditioning.
	So Harley from, this is a pretty big move.
	So Harley, he's got millions of subs on YouTube.
	He went to Sam Hyde's compound and went through a very unconventional training regimen.
	I don't know if he left already, but...
	Who's Harley?
	Harley Mornstein's from Epic Mealtime.
	He's like, we're going to put bacon and Jack Daniels, and he makes those big, crazy meals.
	Okay.
	Remember that?
	No.
	What?
	It was one of the most popular horse things ever.
	Yeah, they did big meals and shit on YouTube.
	So they collabed.
	And he's a very big liberal, too.
	Like, he's like painfully liberal, but he respects Sam enough to go there and get trained by him.
	So that's the latest.
	And Sam Hyde.
	Oh, so Sam is training Harley.
	Yeah.
	And he says what he told him was, what I'm going to teach you to do won't look good.
	It'll be unlike anything anybody's ever seen, but you're going to destroy him.
	Like he's going to be vaporized.
	And can't wait to see that.
	He's not allowed to go to the thing, though, which is a fucking bummer.
	I don't know.
	What do you mean he's not allowed to go to the thing?
	He's not allowed to go.
	Like, he should be in Harley's corner, right?
	For this thing?
	Sure.
	Apparently, that's not going to be happening.
	Such a pain in the ass.
	But that doesn't make sense.
	Why is he not allowed in the thing?
	Because his politics are probably a little toxic or something, or he said the N-word too.
	Well, then that's not a fair fight.
	If the other guy has a coach who's been training and saying, remember that thing we did?
	And you got to slip more.
	And what's with your jab?
	Bring your jab back.
	You always do this.
	You sleep on your jab and you keep waiting for these super right crosses that aren't going to come.
	Just keep doing the jab like we talked about.
	If one guy gets that, and then there's a stranger in the other corner going, I don't know.
	You seem to be really getting the shit kicked out of here.
	Try to block more.
	Do you want me to sign?
	I would just block more.
	It doesn't look good for you out there.
	All right, let's do one more call and get out of here.
	Yes, sir.
	All right.
	Go visit Foster Brooks.
	612, young alone.
	Hello.
	Hello.
	What's going on?
	Oh, not much.
	What are you fagged up to?
	Just fagging.
	We're doing a show on sensor.tv called Get Off My Lawn Live.
	We're talking to some guy in the house.
	Oh.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	That's great.
	So I was calling.
	I watched the Alex Stein interview, which, by the way, was great.
	And you mentioned U.S. Bank kind of fucked you over.
	And I was wondering kind of if you had more details on what you did or what they did to you.
	They canceled our account.
	And then they canceled our web designer.
	They found out that he works here and they canceled his personal account.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	Why?
	Are you familiar with U.S. Bank?
	Yeah, I work for them.
	Oh.
	Can you put in a good word?
	Can you try to get us back in there?
	And it was weird because we knew the guys, like the you kind of guys, right?
	The normal guys that talk to people.
	And they'd be like, what?
	This doesn't make sense.
	Don't worry about it.
	We'll fix this right away, sir.
	And then we just hear silence on the other line.
	And then we hear, no.
	Someone will contact you, sir.
	Yeah, I mean, that's exactly how I feel.
	Like that kind of stuff doesn't seem like this, we don't seem like a woke organization, you know.
	Like, I understand if you suspect that you're being used to filter drug money or they're selling weapons to the Congo.
	But this is a site, what, that is loosely linked to Proud Boys because the guy who runs it started the club, and so they can't process your money?
	Yeah.
	I mean, there's like federal terrorist financing and shit like that, but it seems to me like this is a stretch.
	Yeah, it's fucked up.
	You should tell your bosses that they suck.
	Send a memo up.
	Yeah, I'll let you know how that goes.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	All right, folks.
	That's the end of the show.
	There's nothing anyone can do anymore.
	We are a communist country, and that's the way it is.
	I think that's someone relating to my little rant there.
	There are a few options to take down a communist regime, and Sally, I don't really think there are enough people out there that want to do anything.
	Not enough helicopters.
	Dr. Vanderlinden.
	Maybe.
	Yeah.
	Maybe.
	Or maybe in 2020.
	Maybe we'll slaughter the left in the midterms, and that will be the harbinger of the next election where we will subsequently and summarily destroy Joe Biden and Kamala and get a Trump or a DeSantis in there to save this country from the brink of destruction.
	I'm very optimistic about all of this stuff because we have the truth on our side.
	We have reality on our side.
	When I tell you to put your phone away and go talk to a real girl in real life, you go try that and it's fucking awesome.
	And you call me back and go, wow, Gav, you're right.
	That was great.
	When Zuckerberg tells you, get into the metaverse and you sit there playing fucking beer pong with some aliens for six hours, you don't get the reward because he's selling you garbage.
	I'm selling you reality and truth.
	So yes, we have ebbs and flows.
	We have ups and downs.
	We're definitely in a down right now, five.
	Highs and lows.
	But the good news is that what we have to offer is reality, family, love, truth, honesty, self-improvement, pride.
	Those things can get hidden with communist propaganda, but eventually they rear their gorgeous heads because they are what God wants us to be.
	So get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

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