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April 15, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #144 - BAD COP (Part 1)

From a real bad shooting in Grand Rapids, Michigan to cochlear implants, Coca-Cola, and squirrels playing basketball.

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Bye-bye!
Home to mommy!
This is Al Jorgensen of Ministry and Ian Mackay of Minor Threat.
We'll wait until the good part comes.
This is back before Al Jorgensen became an embarrassing parody of himself.
Look at the new setup with Maddie.
Welcome back.
Maddie O'Dell is back, folks.
Could it be in the house?
I don't know why we didn't have that angle before.
It's much more appealing.
Are you excited?
I'm excited.
Gotta check it.
cool parts coming.
Have faith.
Great jam.
And then Al Jorgensen.
Ian Mackay's aged well.
You know, he did Fugazi.
That was his sort of second act.
Like, Pill was John Lydon's second act.
But then Al Jorgensen became this fucking cringe industrial dude who did We Are Antifa, where he's bald as a cue ball, but his dreads start, like his hairline starts here.
So he's got a bandana on, and then he's got a bunch of embarrassing facial piercings and facial tattoos.
I think even Antifa said, you're bad for the brand, Al.
You're embarrassing us.
Do you have that song?
Do you remember that?
Oh, God, it's so embarrassing.
I was really happy when it came out because it was so bad for them.
It was like that Proud Boy song those two guys did when the club first started with like Uhuru, ooh, ooh, Uhuru.
We're a proud boy.
It was that embarrassing.
Look at this thing.
Oh, I guess his symbol is AA because it's Anarchy and Al.
Hi, I'm Anarchy Al.
I wonder what Antifa thinks of this.
I wonder if there's any cool Antifa dudes who are not retarded rich kids who think the world's racist.
It's got to be one or two, right?
Here, jump to the middle.
I want to see Al.
Come on, Al.
I guess if you're listening to the audio version of this, oh, maybe he was smart enough to know to keep his weird face out of this.
There he is.
Clan.
The clan is coming for you.
You have hurt me today.
I still don't know if that's a joke or not.
Oh, I think it's a joke.
What percentage?
I'm like 56%.
Sure.
What percentage of it is a joke?
Are we supposed to read Beard Vet today?
Are we supposed to reared bead vet?
Vince didn't send us the shit.
That's stupid.
He sent me the thing.
Retarded sales dude that we have.
Yeah, that guy.
You know the thing.
I know that Nita Fashions is a sponsor this week, and we'll start with that.
As you know, folks, this is free for the first half hour.
Then we go behind the paywall.
And the reason it's free for the first half hour, the fine sponsors of Get Off My Lawn, including Nita Fashions.
Your own custom tailors made in Hong Kong by Indians who are like third generation.
And the craft of being a tailor is dying.
It's not really around much in America.
If you find someone like here in New York, you're going to spend five grand.
These guys will barf out a suit for you for $800, $900.
It's for cheap rich guys.
It was introduced to me by a cheap rich guy.
And they travel around the world meeting you in hotels.
They measure you up.
You check the swaths.
It's really fun.
It's the male equivalent of a spa.
And you choose a bunch of shirts.
You could go super cheap.
You could go $50 shirts, $700 suit.
And now, say you're a plumber and you only wear a suit once a year for weddings and funerals.
Bang.
You have a perfect suit.
There's nothing more embarrassing than a grown man with a suit where it goes down to his knuckles.
The sleeves go down to his knuckles.
And then the shirt's too small.
So he has to undo the top button.
And you just look like a sad dork who doesn't have his shit together.
You need one suit that fits.
And Nita Fashions is that suit.
Now, once you get used to it, once they have all your shit, too, you can just call them up and be like, hey, throw another shirt in, but make it pink.
Whatever you want.
Monogrammed initials.
Choose the lining.
Custom suits are something that only the very rich were privy to in the past.
Now you've got them.
So what I recommend you do is you go to their Instagram account, DM them there.
I mean, there's a million ways to get a hold of them, of course.
You can use their website, Facebook, whatever you want.
But this seems to be the most popular with our subscribers.
Go there, DM them.
They'll set up a meeting, a Zoom meeting.
Your girlfriend measures you with a little measuring tape.
And they have everything now.
Your ankles, your neck, your waist, your belly, your inseam.
And then you go and you get a suit back, and it's the most fantastic fitting thing I've ever worn.
I wear suits pretty much every time you see me on the show, except for Thursday nights.
And when I'm wearing suits, they're Nita Fashions.
And they say Gavin McInnes on the inside.
Isn't that cool?
Isn't that awesome?
Have they been posting regularly?
And the last one was a little bit ago.
Look at those gorgeous gentlemen.
Breathtaking.
I'm gay when I see these pictures.
So when you contact Nina Fashions, of course, make sure to say that get off my lawn, Gavin sent you, and you'll get a discount.
I mean, it's not as simple as 15%.
They'll just throw you a bone.
But it's a cool, fun thing to do.
And there's nothing like having at least one suit.
I always thought that my boys would take my suits after I died.
They're just going to throw them in the garbage.
Enjoy your shit while you have it.
Enjoy your custom suit.
That's the owner's son.
He's taking on the family business.
You know, when they came back from their last time in New York, they had to stay in a hotel room for three weeks on their dime.
And they could only eat room service.
They couldn't leave.
So the room service would drop their food at their door and then they would open it and close the fucking door.
That's crazy.
It's insane.
Insane.
Hong Kong is very Chinese.
They say it's not China.
It's China.
Oh, yeah.
It's fucking China.
What are you doing over there?
Okay.
Why would I be unfocused?
And why am I darker than Maddie?
He's a white nigga.
What up?
I'm a brother.
I'm Polynesian.
My wife's American Indian.
I should be darker than him.
I was at the gym once.
This is another gym, a gym in Manhattan.
And it was Church Street Boxing Gym.
And this one guy was like, yo, yo, I'm part, you know, I'm Puerto Rican.
Those girls, they love that island flavor, man.
The lady, it's two black guys.
The ladies love that island flavor.
He's like, yeah, my wife, no, my sister, she just married a Dominican.
We got that in our family too now, man.
Island boys.
Do you think that your family's a big bowl of water, and when someone puts two drops in it anywhere, everyone becomes Dominican?
Yeah.
No.
Does it work that way?
No.
It's a big melting pot.
Sorry.
You don't suddenly turn brown when your sister marries a fucking Dominican.
Speaking of the island boys, I'm glad you brought that up.
There's a new island boy, one four.
There's two new island boys.
And I got to be frank, they suck.
It's very simple.
If you want to be an island boy, your dreads have to be as thick as cigars, and they have to stick up like a birthday cake that just got fired.
Yeah.
And when you're talking, it's very simple.
There's no real variations on the theme.
I'm an island boy.
I got the Budweiser.
I'm doing a vid cast show.
It's like a TV show.
We're on the sense of TV because I'm an island.
Bring it back to Island Boy.
That's it.
That's all you got to do.
But the Mexican and the black are ruining it.
I don't know what race the original island boys are or class or anything really.
Like, they have about $1,000 worth of torso tattoos.
Their entire backs and chests and arms.
Well, way more than that.
They got their legs in there.
No, I'm just saying it's the.
Oh, more than a thousand dollars.
They weigh a lot more money than that.
That's like people who work at tattoo studios look like that.
I wonder why.
When you go for like big sessions, you're paying at least $150 an hour.
Yeah.
You're right.
And that's like 30 hours on a back 30 hours on the front.
You got some time sitting there.
Do you have that guy?
Yeah.
They definitely did a bunch of painkillers.
What's this?
Apparently Cuban.
Cuban.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Put it from Cuba.
So that's an island.
They are island boys.
Anyway, check out their new staff.
Hello, we all island boys.
And we just trying to make it.
All we're told island boys.
We just so trying to make.
I put my tenth long here.
We're my old best on y.
We are some island boys.
We are just trying to make.
We're trying to eat melt ticket.
We're trying to be out chilling.
We live that island boy lifestyle.
That's like ice cream.
We just saw Island Boys and immediately bad.
Boop, dong, gong.
Yeah, where's the gong show?
Where's Richard Barry?
No, no.
You're out of here, kid.
Island boys.
And the second guy, he does two different ones.
He does Island Boys, a dude, do.
But he also goes, Island boys, we got the dude lot to do.
So you can do either of those.
But you got to get the basic spine of Island Boy.
I think I take it back.
I think he's got his own thing.
The second guy?
The new guy.
Oh, you're supporting the Mexicans.
I think he's, otherwise he'd be copying their Steve.
So his own Steve is like, hey, yo, I. If you just joined the Ramones and you start going, Hey, Heidi, let's go, guys.
Like, at least wait a year.
That sounds cool, man.
Let's go.
You got to fucking blend in first, don't you?
Maybe I'm wrong.
I feel like he's not representing the brand.
And, okay, if you were going to do something, be like, I'm an island, island, island boy.
You know, something I hadn't thought of.
But this is just island boys, but lackluster.
Yeah, he's not into it.
He's nervous.
It's quiet.
It's quiet for him.
Why y'all hearing our noise, man?
You know we going on, yeah.
So why are you hanging on a third island boy?
Fuck on the ball, what you gotta say?
Hey, Saints.
Stop comparing, not the stuff we, y'all stop comparing us.
Wow.
That was brutal.
He didn't know what to say.
Holy shit.
He's the worst island boy in the history of Island Boys.
Do you think they had tryouts for that?
I mean, don't shut up.
Say, like, if I was the main, I feel like the first guy's the main island boy.
So if I'm that island boy, I go, guys, okay, that was a good dry run.
We're obviously not going to post that on social media.
Mexican guy, I need more volume.
And you, black dude, try to know what you're going to say first.
And also, it's got to include Island Boy.
Now I'm more impressed with the original guys because they're so good at it.
Yeah.
What's he got to say?
This is their story.
It's a day in their life like.
I'm worried about showing his girls.
Dad's got to be a drug dealer, right?
That's a different island boy.
What island?
I guess Haiti.
Or Madagascar.
Oh, this is fascinating.
Yeah, no, go to their main page.
Yo, what's going on?
Hey, listen, if you need a cameo video from the Island Boys Titan Sports.
Oh, speaking of which.
Oh, yeah.
So they're on cameo, and so is Ryan.
Your boy.
Ryan Catsu Doys.
I'm on camera.
Cameo.
So if you want to sign up, I'll do Champoya.
I'll do Devona Downey Jr.
Ronald Downey Jr.
Who's Ronald Downey Jr.?
I don't know.
You're like Robert Downey.
He's aluminum man.
And you're following the pattern of sucking.
Chris Jarvis, who Downey Jr.
Jarvis, who's Donald Derney Jr.
Yeah, so I'll do that.
How do people find you?
You're Ryan Katsu Rivera?
Yeah, cameo.com slash Ryan Katsu Rivera.
And how many have you done?
Can we see one of them?
Seven of them.
Let's see.
Happy birthday.
You Trump?
I do Trump.
I do.
Baby!
Home to Mammy!
That is loud, man.
Maybe!
I don't think I ever have done anything that loud.
In your life?
Yeah.
I just tried, and it failed.
Oh, I guess they do show the ones I do in there.
There's Jordan Peterson.
He's been popular.
People ask me all the time.
They're like, what's the most important thing in life?
It's like, well, wow.
Like, that's a crazy question.
It's like, I don't even know if I could begin to answer that satisfactorily.
It's like, well, you could bloody have fun.
That's probably the most important.
And they're like, well, how do you do it?
Do you go on vacation?
Do you like go for walks?
It's like, no.
You signed up for Cody Canuck's Patreon.
You support him.
This was a business call.
This brings laughter to people.
Oh.
So that wasn't a.
It's not a cameo?
It is a cameo, but this was for people.
Like, you could do it for advertisements.
Like, what are advertisements?
You emphasize the ties.
Advertisements.
Police.
Advertisements.
Advertisement.
Really?
Have fun in the podcast.
Fudge.
Advertisements?
Yeah, I guess I prefer to do it.
Do you read my gazines?
No, but I get Silverniers.
What?
My wife makes fun of me because I say Silverniers.
But it's like, that's pretty close.
Well, back home on Scotland, they just call them adverts.
Adverts.
There we go.
I need to focus you again.
Could you stand up in the middle of the camera shot?
I'm going to zoom in and we're going to hammer this out.
It's going to be dirty, but we got to do it.
Okay?
It's hard to do.
This looks screaming like a Zoom.
You don't have to.
I mean, you could.
Folks listening to the audio.
Oh, Jesus.
All right, you can take a seat again.
Oh.
Also in the news, remember when we were, I don't know if I've talked about this on the show yet, I've been away.
By the way, it's spring break.
I went away with my kids.
We went to Jersey Shore.
Is that allowed?
God, everyone gets so pissed off.
Fuck you.
I've been subbing since 1970.
You're dead to me.
I gave you content every day.
That's the only deal we have is content every day.
But anyway, remember when we got that Coke?
And I went, oh, it's a paper straw.
Yako's hot dogs suck.
Fuck this place.
I threw it out the window.
They're cola.
The pipes are rotten.
Then I'm in Jersey Shore, a different state.
We were in Maryland when we had that.
This is New Jersey.
Same shit.
Then I have a can of Coke here in New York City.
Guess what?
Same gross chemical.
Tide pod, tampon, CVS, really medicine-y.
The aftertaste is brutal.
It's like castor oil.
Fucking COVID ruined Coca-Cola for me for the rest of my life.
That's a good thing.
Too much sugar.
I wasn't a big Coca-Cola guy, but it's nice with Chinese food.
Or if you're hungover at lunch, very, you know, once a month you have a Coca-Cola.
How about meat?
Does meat taste the same?
Meat's been pretty good.
Why?
Is meat ruined for you?
When I did have my anosmia, that was one of the things.
So, like, anything...
Oh, and I'm sorry, parosmia.
Parosmia is when you smell things differently.
Anosmia is when you lose your smell.
And so when I had the mixed-up smells, food would taste bad, like spoiled dirt.
Coca-Cola, I like beer tastes good, thank God.
Can we get more mad at not Chinese Americans, obviously, you morons?
China.
China.
Chinese Americans hate China, by the way.
When you see a Chinese person in America, give them a high five.
They got out of that shithole.
But China, fuck you.
Fuck you, Islam, because I have to take my shoes off every time I go to the airport.
And fuck you, China, because I can't enjoy Coca-Cola anymore.
Why are white supremacists always listed as the number one bad guys?
They didn't affect my cola or my shoes.
Fucking dicks.
I'm pissed off about it.
By the way, I highly don't recommend going to the Jersey Shore in April.
The offseason.
It was so cold that we would come out of the hotel and I was trying to sign up for those little scooters just to take the kids on.
You'd have to go in back into the hotel to type it out because if you didn't have an Arctic parka on, you were freezing to death.
It was 43, but it felt like zero.
And then my wife, she gets this hotel that's right, you know, like the Stone Pony and Asprey Park, Bruce Spring scene, all that stuff where all the concerts are.
So she gets it at a concert venue.
We're in a room with eight bunks and nothing else, like army barracks.
It's for teenagers who don't want to drive drunk, I guess.
And they just go there and pass out and puke and shit themselves.
Nice.
That's what we were in.
Weirdest vacation ever.
Kind of like a hostel.
I mean, she might be going senile.
The other day, she took out $200 from the bank machine and left it in the thing.
I've done that.
Really?
You know, the bank gave her the money back.
Yeah, after a while, the machine will retract the money.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Like, it just won't stay there.
I say almost for the same amount.
I was drunk, right?
I was in Arkansas.
I was on my bike.
And I said, I got to stop the HMS.
So I pulled up.
It spit the money out.
And I took my debit card.
I put it back in there.
I put my wallet in my little tank bag.
And I just fucking drove off and left the money in it.
I was like, I'm a fucking idiot.
But I went back and the money wasn't there.
I was like, oh, someone took it.
But then you had to call the bank and they said, no, the machine took the money back in.
I'm like.
Oh, they must come across that a hundred times.
Oh, sure.
Maybe if I wasn't drunk and riding, who knows?
Another embarrassing thing I want to talk about, and I'm ashamed to admit this, but the thing about Pam might be the greatest television show I've ever seen.
The thing about Pam?
It is up there with white lotus, sopranos, everything.
What's it on?
You know how I gauge how good a show is?
If I'm dreading the clock, like I DVR it, so I fast-forward the commercials and I go, oh no, is it over?
Is it over?
Is it over?
And then I open one eye as I'm fast-forwarding and realize, oh no, I have 20 minutes left.
Thank you, God.
There's 20 more minutes.
It's a true story about this woman who murdered her best friend to get the money because she convinced the best friend to give her her inheritance.
She said, I'll put in a trust for your daughters.
I'm really good at money managing.
She spent it on plastic surgery.
Rennie Zellwiger plays the woman.
She's wearing a fat suit and makeup.
Yep.
The prosthetic shit to look fat.
100% true story.
They've ripped it from the headlines.
They actually perfectly mimic certain scenes we have on video, this bitch.
And what she does is she keeps digging a deeper and deeper hole.
She almost gets away with it, the first murder, because the DA, yeah.
She's a serial killer.
Yes.
The DA, but not really.
She did like two.
The DA and the judge were high school friends.
So these two girls who are now in the justice system bury all this evidence to make sure this guy Ross, that guy crying, goes to prison for life.
And he did.
Until two years later, he's exonerated because they find out that they destroyed evidence, these women destroyed evidence.
In other words, women generally don't belong in the workforce.
Devious.
So there's weird shit going on here.
Like she's been stabbed about 50 times.
Okay.
Where's the blood?
Well, there's no blood because she had been strangled to death.
So the heart's not beating.
And gayest thing I've said this year, Renee Zellweger is a national treasure.
What an actress.
I could not get enough of her.
That's her there?
That's her there.
Turn it up.
People want you to admit to something you didn't do.
I can't do that.
I'm not that kind of person.
They don't know who I am.
I'm a businesswoman.
I do business all the time.
Flip houses, turn a profit.
I'm real successful.
I'm a pillar of the common family woman.
My husband, Mark, he thinks I'm a hoops.
That's another thing.
It's shot kind of weird.
Like this.
Yeah, the camera.
Cheesy bed.
Yeah, and here's another weird part.
This was big on dateline when it really happened in real life.
And the guy who narrated the original dateline, you know that guy who talks to you like he's reading a bedtime story?
Mike Rowe?
Maddie wasn't sure if he was going to make it home.
He'd been home many times before, but would this night be different?
Would he pull into his driveway in his truck?
Or would things turn out for the worse?
That guy.
That's Curtis.
Keith Morrison.
He was also the singer, I guess, in The Circle Jerks.
And so he's narrating it, but he's kind of making fun of himself.
He's so fucking weird.
Mommy Doomsday.
The investigation has been going on and still going on up to this moment and will continue.
We thought this was a good time to step in with the podcast because we have learned a great deal over the last year.
You know, the basic facts laid out.
Yeah, that's not how he talks, right?
On the show, he does his weird bedtime story thing.
Goodbye.
There you go.
Turn out to be forever.
So it's really camp.
I'm sure our female subs will be very happy.
The female baby monsters will be happy that I brought this up.
And we can all high five and I'll goof with the gals later on when we take calls.
But yes, even dudes.
I said it to Anthony Coomi.
You know what I've been saying to people?
I've been saying, I'll pay you minimum wage if you hate it.
15 bucks an hour.
You put an hour into it and you are not happy.
I owe you $15, but you need to do more than one episode because it really gets its legs after the first episode.
And that's Katie Dixon, the chick from Eastbound and Down.
So it's only like a mini-series.
Yeah, it's only four or five episodes.
I like those.
It's so fucking good.
I like a good finite tense thing.
Is it like Fargo?
You ever see Fargo the TVC?
I like Fargo.
Awesome.
Well, I'm in.
And you know what?
The wife will probably fall for it because she bailed out of Fargo because it was a little too violent and tense.
But this has so many broads in it.
Well, the problem with your wife is, and any woman, it's fucking gross at the beginning.
Oh.
Like there's a woman stabbed to death.
Yeah, she won't like that.
Well, it happens.
In fact, I was watching it with my daughter and she kind of peaced out.
It's on NBC, though.
I mean.
Right.
They're going to have a thing on this Friday where they talk about the making of, and they're going to show the real Pam who's in prison now for life.
The real killer.
Ooh, I just gave away the ending.
Sorry.
You could have Googled it.
We're about to take some calls.
We've got a lot of mail saved up.
I went through all the mail, so it's only going to be winners.
And then, of course, we have the live chat where the money no longer goes to Joe Biggs.
Right?
Let's go back to Max and John.
They're going to be out in a year, and they're going to need a nest egg.
Oh, you know who else we should talk about?
Nick Ox.
He's got a give, send, go that I promised him I would mention.
He's a good guy, man.
It's amazing how many of these fucking proud boys are going to court.
Andy Walls, the gay guy who's accused of a racist hate crime.
Although when the media found out that he was gay, this dropped.
What's he at now?
I can't see.
It's behind the counter.
8,000?
8,000?
That's pretty cool.
Close to 9%.
11%.
He committed the horrific crime of wandering into the Capitol.
And you know what's coming out in a lot of these cases?
We're seeing cops go like this, and we're seeing cops.
There's a mob by the door.
They turn around and they walk into the building.
Why would you turn your back to someone as a cop that you see as a threat?
So I'm saying, this is the mob, right?
Hey, you guys, what are you doing?
What the hell's going on?
We're not going to hurt anything.
We just want to see inside.
If I go like this and I'm walking, I'm escorting you in.
Like, what if you go to a police station and the cops say, you're not supposed to be in here?
And you go, really?
I want to be in here.
And they turn around and walk with their back to you.
That means come on in.
Subjective.
I know that means that with sex.
If a lady, if you walk a lady home and she opens her door and then she walks into her bedroom without turning around, you're getting laid, my friend.
Universal sign for your rent.
You're getting lazy.
That's one thing I miss about being single was the sex was great and everything, but knowing that you're in when she's like, are you coming upstairs?
Just walking through that door, you were like, you could almost turn around at that point.
Another notch on the bedpost.
Yeah.
I could have got laid.
I'm leaving.
Maybe I'll do that as a married man.
I'll just get women to admit they'd have sex with me.
So you would have fucked me right now, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Ha ha.
I'm leaving.
Gotta go.
Bye.
So throw the hunt.
Thrill of the hunt.
I would have fucked you.
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Did they figure out the name issue?
The rebranding?
Yeah, I didn't.
Just checking.
We're ignoring that update.
I love the relationship between us and that guy.
I got to say it.
It's just, it's fun to have a guy where, you know what?
It probably is because I'm just, I'm always fucking up and getting shit that when there's somebody else fucking up and getting shit, I could just not.
He fucks up, all right.
And so thanks.
Who do we got in jail now?
Obviously, we have Max and John.
That's easy.
They got one year left.
We have Ethan Nordine and Joe Biggs getting crucified for January 6th.
We have Nick Ox, who's free to go now.
He's not in prison, but he's facing serious.
It's looking like three to five for him for the ridiculous charge of trespassing.
Did you hear about this woman?
Look at 1-9.
She's lying with her newborn in bed.
The feds kick down her door.
Huge line of sirens and cops and SWAT all on her rural road.
And they grab her.
They handcuff her.
She gives her baby to her aunt.
They tell her she's looking at 30 years.
She's in jail now, awaiting trial for marching with Proud Boys on January 6th.
I don't even know if she went into the Capitol.
Right.
Yeah, they said they thought she was a Proud Boy.
Well, she said, what am I doing here?
And the FBI said to her, you're a proud boy.
You know what's weird?
She's like, I'm a girl.
You know, so when she was in the prison, she saw her brother there.
And they were like, is that your husband?
She's like, no, that's my brother.
She saw her brother there.
Oh, yeah.
And on the car ride there, she was like, the FBI, this is what sucks.
They're just doing their jobs or whatever.
You know, it's like they can't cancel doing this.
They can't be like, I know it's bullshit, but come out.
She was like, let me get ready.
And they were like, no, now.
So without even getting ready, she just went.
What are you getting this from?
This article.
No, the aunt said she's going to get ready.
And then the girl said, no, now.
This is serious, Aunt.
Oh, I misread that.
So then in the car, she's kind of warming up to the guys and she's like, this music sucks.
And the FBI guys are like, they're like, what do you want to hear?
And she's like, proud to be an American.
Or Toby Keek.
Courtesy of the Red Boy.
Yeah, courtey of the Red Boy.
Oh, you're great at writing this article.
And in prison, they call her the songbird.
She sings for all the people, the national anthem and stuff like that.
And interesting chick, right?
She got into a car accident, almost died.
Yeah, yeah.
So she's looking at 30 years.
That means the state would take her baby away.
In other words, if you protest the state, they take away your children.
What was she charged with?
Let's find out.
The big charge they're all facing is obstruction of justice, right?
Conspiracy.
We're walking next to Proud Boys.
Conspiracy requires evidence of her saying, I'm going to meet you guys, and then we're going to march, and then we're going to go do this.
So you need to show proof that this was all a big plan.
And where was she?
Where does she live?
Her farmhouse can tell.
Is this written by a woman?
No, Randy Ireland.
Wait, we know that guy, right?
Sounds familiar.
Yeah, I think he's the guy who tries to raise money.
Go down?
Whoa, it says New York Proud Boys leader.
Wait, that can't be right.
Well, Sylvia's calling us.
Oh, that's Randy Ireland.
Oh wait, that is him.
New York Proud Boys leader Randy Island on January 6th.
So he's in trouble with this whole thing, too.
Yep.
Okay.
But I want to find out where she was.
The bright lights, blah, blah, blah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Guys, number one rule of journalism, who, what, when, where, why?
House.
We still don't know where the fuck she is.
Keep going down.
Do to do to do, keep going, keep going.
I mean, it's not that relevant where exactly it is, but I just need to know.
Keep going.
Yes, she had a horrible car accident.
Okay, Yellowstone National Park.
No, that's where she visited.
She fell in love with Boston.
She's a lot of girls in Maine, went to Carolina.
Automatic rifles, yada, yada, yada.
Guy, you didn't even tell us the state she's in?
She's fucking good right there.
Yeah, she's hot.
I'm going to kick her out of bed for eating crackers, that's for sure.
I wouldn't throw her in prison for 30 years for going to a rally.
No, me neither.
So we don't know where she lives.
Hey, she's down with Shania.
That guy, see the guy in the middle at the top?
Try to say, you.
You.
That's the New York Times.
Alan Froyer said he had proof that I was there.
And that's his proof.
The guy's like 10 years older than me, too.
Isn't that John Sullivan in the top left?
No?
No.
Or the top right?
No.
He looks like a dollar store version of Enrique, and that looks like a dollar store version of you.
Yeah.
It was a dollar store version of a rally.
So I need to find out where she was.
Look up her name.
Yeah, so you guys Google her name.
I'm thinking like, I don't know why Indiana's in my head.
Maybe because she was so sassy in the car that she's probably not used to this.
I said this to Ezra today.
I did a big interview with Tucson, Eastern.
Arizona?
Tucson, yeah.
For Rebel News today.
If you went to MS-13's headquarters and you sat in El Chapo's main chair, you'd be fucked, no matter how innocent you were, because you've insulted the gang.
And now the gang has to save face.
That's what they did on January 6th.
They insulted the mafia.
And the mafia now doesn't want to look like a bitch.
So they have to over-punish everyone who was there to save face.
Because this isn't a government in a free country.
This is a fucking street gang.
100%.
You violated the laws of gang culture.
Like sitting in Nancy Pelosi's desk, you go, okay, that's ridiculous.
Trespassing, what?
It was rude.
No, no, it's El Chapo's chair.
That's why this guy was just offered a plea of seven years.
That guy was offered a plea of seven years.
He didn't steal anything.
He didn't grab the laptop.
He just sat there and went, hey!
He said the police, he has footage of the police doing that thing I just showed you where they lead him in.
And he said he wanted to get out.
The police wouldn't let him out.
Seven years for that.
What happens is everyone's got to take that to trial.
Yeah.
They have to.
They have to.
Well, especially when one of the judges said, obstruction of justice?
This was an obstruction of justice.
You're free to go.
And then 10 other judges in the same court from the same bench said, no, it is obstruction of justice.
So they should all fucking petition to have their fucking cases assigned to the other judge.
Yeah.
Justice shouldn't work like that.
One judge shouldn't be able to say something definitively as a fact, and then the other judges go, not on my watch.
I have a different interpretation.
Well, that's why they have the appeal system.
Speaking of the appeal system, go to 2-0.
I don't want to do a whole My Pet Biden, but I want to see if you guys can translate this because I'm getting really good at speaking Biden.
I feel like how I felt when I first learned French.
And you get through this point where it's like boom, boom, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, and then all of a sudden you hear like, are you guys going to be there on Thursday?
And you go, holy fuck, I can see through the veneer.
I can hear it.
And that's how I feel with Biden.
I feel like I've learned a language.
Don't be fooled by that.
In fact, I would hide that text.
It's not going to help you.
Yeah, he did say prostitute.
I saw this yesterday.
Oh, you did?
But you go ahead and play it.
Okay, play it and see what you guys can do with it.
We're the only outfit in the country that is immune.
Imagine had the tobacco industry been immune to prostitute being sued.
Prostitute.
In February, the families of nine.
So that's what you're guessing?
He says, prostitute.
No, he doesn't.
He meant to say prosecution.
Yeah.
He started to say prosecution.
I think he said prosecute.
And then he realized he's not sure of the tense.
Is it prosecute or prosecution?
I forgot what I started this sentence with.
So I'm going to abandon prosecution as a word in the middle of the word.
So prosecute to being sued.
Right.
Would you mind getting my phone for me?
Sure.
Try again.
We're the only outfit in the country that is immune.
Imagine had the tobacco industry been immune to prostitute being sued.
Come on.
To prostitute.
In February, the families of nine.
I think it's prosecute.
Immune to prosecute.
Or unless he dyslexified prosecution.
Prostitute.
Being sued.
You know.
To prostitute being sued.
And he's talking about the NRA because of this.
Being sued.
This shooting.
Okay, let's see what Sil has to say.
Hi, Gavin.
Next Saturday, I go home.
Next Saturday, meaning in three days or in ten days?
Next Saturday, not this Saturday.
Oh, how are you feeling?
All right, the pain is lessening, but I lost weight.
I weigh 103 pounds.
I don't eat much.
The pain is too much.
I drink a lot of them, sure.
You know, but I can walk.
I just got to take it slow, you know.
On my birthday, I got to spend Wednesday in rehab.
I'll be 79 years old.
Oh, that's the breaks on board.
I'm just happy the following Saturday.
I'll be going home, and things will go back to normal, you know?
Yes, well, we look forward to having you back in the studio.
We're live right now, as a matter of fact.
Really?
Yeah, I can't wait.
I can't wait.
I really miss all of you, you know.
Well, we miss you too, Sylvia.
All right.
Well, you have a wonderful Easter, you know, and be safe.
I will.
Give everyone my love.
Okay, I'll do that.
Okay, ciao.
Bye, sweetie.
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So.
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That's a different story.
And you should take them as the directions are listed on the bottle.
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Have a nibble of one and see how it affects you.
But we got, you took the vapes, right?
Oh, yeah.
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Okay, let's take one call and then we'll go behind the paywall.
What do you think of that?
I think that's great.
We got to update your Mets bet.
Oh, yeah.
What, you got nothing there?
I don't know the amount of money.
I know they won two games, right?
Oh, shithead.
Oh, poop.
They've won like three and lost two or won four.
Let me just check their record here.
That's what it meant.
Do we have any calls?
We got to turn those little Mikeys on.
So they're playing the Diamondbacks tomorrow at one.
But what's their record?
Overview.
Games.
Do you know what their record is, Maddie?
Not off the top of my head, no.
They're number one in NL East.
Well, they always start off good first couple of minutes.
They can manage your collar.
And they end off good too sometimes, right?
No.
All right, this is taking too long.
We're going to bore people.
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