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April 1, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #142 Part 2 - Piña Colada Harris
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Okay, let's try now.
Without restarting, I just clicked off and then clicked back on.
Okay, I just quit the app.
This is not making for very exciting smell-ovision.
We can put it up to the next one.
Click the live tab.
Oh, oh, oh, okay, coming back.
We're back.
Now, we're going to do we're back.
Explaining this, if you're right.
Okay.
Hi.
We went down recently, the internet cut off, because we were swatted not by police, but by the National Ethics Committee.
They just kicked down the door and said, you're making everything too racial.
I had used a racial epithet involving Asians.
I meant it sarcastically, but I was annoyed that Ryan rolls up the sleeves on his extra-large t-shirts.
So they shut our internet down.
We said, we'll never use any bad language again.
And we also said, fuck fossil fuels and go Biden.
And they said, okay, if you renounce everything you've ever said and you support the Democrat Party, we'll turn your internet back on.
And we did.
So this is now, we're going the way of the lefty.
So there's going to be a lot of boring circular arguments about how racist everything is, but it's that or nothing.
I pray for Ukraine.
Pray for Ukraine.
I support you.
It's weird that the internet went out and the none of the power went out.
Yeah, it is.
It's very strange.
I think it was a glitch.
A glitch in the system.
So anyway, to get back to what I was saying, there's a bunch of videos floating around of Jon Stewart trying to become John Wokeman.
And one of them is Andrew Sullivan, some fat cunt who keeps talking about white supremacy in the system.
There you go.
And then some other guy named Chip who's also like, we need, us white people, need to fix the problem and not ask black people to blah, blah, blah.
I hate that shit.
It's so boring.
But it's just weird how they all talk to Andrew Sullivan like he's an idiot.
I think he's a gay centerist.
And all he's saying is, you know, I'm an immigrant.
I came here from Britain.
I think he shat on me many years ago and said, I believe it's about vice.
And he was calling me racist back in the 90s or maybe the early aughts.
And he said, oh, those crosses burning on our lawn.
We were just being ironic.
So he's been one of them for a long time.
But anyway, he was just saying, I don't really find it that racist here.
I mean, maybe it was, but as far as today goes, stop complaining.
And that was like, that's the new David Duke.
If buying and owning a suit, one suit only, what color?
I like black.
I got a lot of shit for saying black, though.
People go, what?
For funerals?
It's a good look.
It's like reservoir dogs.
But if you're not ready to handle that kind of a commitment with a black suit and a black tie, which I think looks great, it's much safer to go with dark gray.
But I think that's a pussy move.
Ryan, put the camera on yourself while you set stuff up.
Explain the calls.
Actually, why don't you also start the interstitial for mailbag?
I'm going to turn off that annoying alarm.
Got it.
Mailbag time.
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dead.
Let's turn our fries together.
It's mailbag.
Let me touch it.
And we're back.
Okay, so if you guys don't know about the super chats, if you're new here, you go to the live show on a browser, and then under it is a little donate to read a live message on there.
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Okay, first letter.
This bitch is a nine in my book, and if you disagree, you're a fag and a racist.
But I'm curious, what would you give her?
This is a pretty interesting challenge because it brings up all kinds of problems.
Like, obviously, I'd love the idea of those giant tits in my face, like now.
But when you're judging a girl, aren't you also thinking about a potential mate?
What's with my eyes just peering out over this little Chiron?
And if you are judging for a potential mate, those things are a real pain in the ass to lug around.
You know what I mean?
Like, you're kind of marrying a freak.
So in that sense, that would lower her score like crazy.
Like, think of you and her and your kid going to Disneyland with those big stupid tits flopping around.
Obviously, you want them for sex, but...
And then her face, obviously, is exquisite.
I don't know.
Let's watch her move around a little bit.
This isn't a video, unfortunately.
Let's see.
Did he link?
He linked the video, you absolute retard.
Okay.
Like, what I'm noticing when I have my computer is things are up and ready to go within seconds.
Okay, we don't need to see this.
And they feeling good, like it's time to get out.
So, now that the pandemic is kind of tapering off, people going back outside, getting away from the people who she has dead batteries in her smoke alarm, which is a trait of a lot of certain types of people.
Stuck with in the house dorm.
Is it beeping?
Yeah, it went.
I think there's going to be a surge of outings and parties and brunches and all that.
Brunches.
Doesn't that sound exciting?
A brunch.
Yeah.
I had the dumbest fight at the bar today.
This guy's like, he goes, Tony Soprano wasn't killed.
And I go, yeah, he was killed.
I go, he goes, oh, David Chase said what it was.
And I go, yeah.
But we always knew he was killed.
The show was from Tony's perspective, and it went to black because he had his head blown off.
And we know it wasn't AJ and Meadow because we saw them in a car commercial last week.
Oh, yeah.
And he goes, okay, blah, blah, blah.
Yeah, I'm reading here.
And they were at a dinner.
And then they, oh, sorry, they were at a diner.
They weren't at dinner.
And I go, well, there was both.
And he goes, no, no, it was a diner.
And I go, I know it was at a diner, but you can't have dinner at a diner?
And he goes, no, you have like a brunch.
Like, it's like 11 to 1.
What?
I go, that's not true.
That's probably when most of us go to a diner, but plenty of people have dinner at a diner.
And it was dark out.
And it was dark out.
And he goes, no, it wasn't.
Yes, it was.
And I go, now you're just saying that because you want to win this dumb dinner-diner argument.
And he goes, look, I pronounced it dinner.
I didn't see there was one N. I corrected myself and said diner.
And I'm like, well, now you're going back to the beginning and pretend this discussion never happened.
But I was there, and it was about 40 seconds ago.
Yeah, David Chase does not need to talk about this for me to understand what just happened.
This is not a mystery.
And then he read the whole article to himself, and he fucking goes, yeah, I think he did kill.
He was dead.
The guy's a cokehead, and he's so fucking loud.
That kind of reminds me of, I actually watched one of the new Change My Minds with Crowder.
And there's this one guy, he's a Rolling Stone journalist, and he's talking about the amount of people that are transgender or something like that.
Oh, that's a famous piece going on.
He looks pretty good.
He's got like a cool hat on and an Army surplus jacket.
Yes.
And he makes a total idiot of himself by doing that thing liberals do.
They do it with abortion.
Like, what if the dad raped her?
Can she have an abortion then?
And you're like, how many times does that fucking happen?
And his case was like, what about the people that are, what's the word?
Intersex.
Intersex.
Like a chick born with a dick that's, I mean, a clit that's so big it's a dick.
Like China, the wrestler.
China.
Or allegedly Jamie Lee Curtis.
I don't know.
Are we going to sit here and make policy for three people?
And then he says it's actually 1.8% of the population.
Because he had it ready on his phone.
And it was a Crowder looked it up later and it's like 0.00000000000001.
Yeah, the one that I saw, he...
Obviously.
When was the last time you met a dude?
He's like, you know that chick I fucked the other day?
Yeah, yeah.
Clit's a dick.
What?
Yeah, she has a vagina, but where the clit is, it's like a little kid's penis.
Oh, that's fucking gross.
Did it get hard?
Sort of.
Oh, well, I've heard of that before.
Yeah, why even tell me?
If your friend told you that, you'd faint.
You'd be like, oh, my Lord in heaven.
I would faint.
First of all, I wouldn't believe you.
First of all, I would go, oh, shit.
What the fuck is that?
Did you not know I had that?
Nah, nigga, what the fuck?
It's saved for neutron bombs.
I have what?
Tattooed on the inside of my mouth.
Since Quinn.
1996.
You're kidding.
I heard, you know, somebody told me that those go away in like five years.
Not mine.
What the fuck?
I think he went real deep.
This is so weird.
I've known you for four or five years, more, six?
Too long.
And when a guy has a lip tattoo and you didn't know about it, it's weird to me.
Well, I obviously forget about it.
Wait, I want one.
Okay, let's get you one.
Anyway.
What should mine say?
Never mind.
I'll think of it on my own.
Yeah.
You're thinking of something rude.
Come.
I knew it.
But first I would go, what?
Wait, what?
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Then there'd be a whole ritual of swear on your mother's grave.
Swear you want your children to have cancer if you're lying.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
All of that stuff.
We get through all that.
And then when I finally, finally believed you, or, you know, you just wished your mom had cancer just to get this over on me.
I guess I would finally believe you.
And then you could start saying it.
And I wouldn't.
Oh, the night's over, by the way.
Like, I got to drive home.
Yeah, I got to buy pearls to clutch them.
Yeah.
Because, whoa, dude.
My wife's, I'm going to go home.
My wife's going to be like, why is the light on?
And I'll just be like, I can either lie here awake all night staring at the ceiling or I got to tell you something because you're going to fucking shit your pants.
So anyway, all of that is to say it's not a thing.
So we don't need to start coming up with massive sport policies based on China and Jamie Lee Curtis.
My favorite moment is he brings it up on his phone.
He won't let him.
He's all ready to go.
Yeah, yeah.
And he was like, okay.
He's like, the number is 0.018.
And then he's like, what's the number?
He's like, well, it's 0.08.
He's like, no, no, no.
What's it say?
He's like, 0.018 something.
Like, he just tries to just tell him he's right.02.
The guy's literally right.
It's eight.
Encourage anyone that's.
You just brought up PubMed and it didn't reflect what you just reflected on.
So App Shag.
0.0018%, almost 100 times lower than Fausto Sterling, estimate of 1.7%.
So it is because they're insistent.
And then he says, I'm going to check PubMed.
He's like, you just checked PubMed.
0.0018.
He's like, but there's still people.
He's like, yeah.
I know there's a lot of Americans in this country, 331 million.
But can we just all agree to ignore anything that is as low as 0.0018?
I don't care what it is.
I mean, I'm sorry, but school shootings, as far as the number of kids in school and how many have died in the past, say, 10 years, I bet we're in the 0.0018.
I know Europeans love to say, oh, you with your guns.
You're always your school shootings.
You may have a problem with us here in Europe, But at least we're not having our children slaughtered every day when they're just trying to read a book in school.
Yes, school shootings are horrific, but alarmingly rare, I'm afraid.
You sure hear a lot about them, but as far as the hundreds of millions of people here, it's pretty fucking rare.
And another thing I was thinking about with guns the other day, everywhere in the world we have criminals murdering people with guns.
Everywhere in the entire world.
And most of these people don't have any kind of gun regulation.
We have tons of gun regulation and we have the exact same scenario.
Britain's got stabbings.
I'd rather get shot than stabbed.
Maybe I'm just retarding.
Australia has plenty of gun crime.
And Britain, they got their gun crime.
They also have a severe rape epidemic going on.
Do you really want to compare us to Britain?
But like, I'm talking about the darkest parts of Brazil, the Congo, fucking Malaysia.
There's gangsters murdering people with guns.
But yeah, it's our gun policy that's causing the problem.
Fuck, did you see that horrific video of this 12-year-old girl playing with a revolver that has a crazy clip on it that has like 900 bullets?
It's round, like an old Tommy gun.
Right, right.
And she's playing with it, and she's like, ooh, I'm going to shoot you.
Shoots him.
And I think the kickback makes her shoot herself.
Whoa.
13-year-old and a 12-year-old.
That's a video I will not be watching.
It's pretty harsh.
And then the video keeps going because it's Facebook Live.
And you see everyone else trying to get into the bathroom.
And you see them open the door and they look down.
They must see a 12-year-old and a 13-year-old in a sea of blood.
You know how much heads bleed.
Just in a sea of blood, not moving at all.
I would still like try to revive them.
Yeah, yeah.
Remember that other video of the girl doing the exact same thing and they're all like 20?
And she's like, yo, yo.
And then exact same thing.
He just goes, and blood is just pouring.
They both run out of the car.
He's alive now.
Wow.
But he's like in a chair.
And he says, he just goes like, I think one of his eyes is sealed shut.
He's like, don't play with guns.
We need more gun regulation.
That'll stop that happening.
Yeah, if those, that's the video I was just talking about.
And there he is.
One of his eyes are closed.
If only there was gun regulation, they wouldn't have been fucking around in their car with their drugs and their other and their bombs.
Look at this poll.
She turned that guy into a zombie.
Their drugs and their bombs.
80% of people would rather be shot than stabbed according to this poll.
I think I'm in the...
There's a lot of caveats there.
Yeah, I know.
In the eye?
What are we doing here?
This is truth.
Would you rather survive a gunshot or a stabbing, I guess?
Well.
Gunshot.
I'll tell you what, I want to survive.
There was a girl that was being raped on the train by a gang of thugs.
I don't care what race they are, despite what you think I want.
And I said, guys, this isn't happening tonight.
Not on my watch.
Leave her alone.
No, that's way.
I started out kidding, and then I tried to get serious, and I was kidding again.
Stop, stop, stop.
Let me rewind, rewind.
Hey!
Leave her alone.
What the fuck you going to do, old man?
He's a redneck, okay?
Racist.
Well, you can stick around and find out.
Or you can leave her the fuck alone and get out of here.
Fuck you, motherfucker.
Big fight.
I'm winning.
But get me.
Uh-oh.
And then I got cut.
Right across my eye.
This eye's garbage.
Oh, hell yeah.
Guess what I got to do now?
Wear a fucking eye patch.
An eye patch with a scar?
Eye patch?
Scar.
That's sick.
So the red-blooded American male does not secretly wish for that every night that he gets his eyes slit into.
For real, though, it's a look.
It's a look, man.
I would give up the glasses.
I'd blow that guy right now.
Yep.
And he's a cartoon.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Snake Plissken?
Drool.
Drool.
I know a guy at the bar.
Not so much.
He's not a great-looking guy.
He works at the post office.
He's dead in one eye.
And I'm like, what the fuck don't you have an eye patch?
You got to buy him one.
And he goes, I don't, Gavin.
He always says Gavin all the time.
He goes, Gavin, I don't want people knowing that I've got a vulnerability.
Now you got one up on me.
I don't want you knowing.
I'm blind in one eye.
I'm like, why?
Are we having a fork fight later on?
Oh, I know you can't see me coming up on this side.
Great look.
Is there one guy who's not attractive who has an eye?
I mean, this guy's kind of pushing it, but I mean, imagine him with strings.
Yeah, that's true.
This guy.
It would be kind of weird, though, in the suburbs, like picking your kid up from T-ball.
You're just like, hello.
I'm sorry I'm late.
I hate pirate jokes.
I hate anything pirate.
It was a little hack.
Pirate Day.
Remember that in that Dodgeball movie?
Pirates are so fucking corny, man.
We got some calls.
Arms back on.
I could fix it.
Congratulations, guys.
It's a healthy baby.
8 pounds, 7 ounces.
BBLI would like to welcome the world, our brother Matt's first child, Natalie Lynn, after much trying.
Born this Saturday, March 26th.
A nice, healthy 8 pounds, 7 inches.
Congratulations, brother Matt.
You got a rocky seven weeks coming up, buddy.
Right, Ryan?
Get your sleeping while you can because they're crying.
But after that seven weeks, it's all gravy.
It's Evan.
We read that for Joe Biggs' prayers.
Government's from Byzantium Globalist.
Fucking true.
Yep.
Great time to be an anarchist.
Too bad the anarchists have been taken over by the government.
The government has ruined everything, including the anarchist movement.
And now you have Antifa going to anti-mandate rallies and going, get your fucking vax.
Put a mask on.
The government said I'm an anarchist.
Grandmaster Gav Rye Guy and Rawdog Maddie, who unfortunately is probably just watching this from home at best.
You guys are all absolute legends.
You know what's funny about Maddie too?
I go, hey man, if you die, you owe me $100 from that thing.
Can you leave it like under a rock or something before you go to the hospital?
And he's like, yeah, I'll leave it.
And then he told me a hiding spot.
I'm like, is it possible he thinks I'm serious?
That would be the saddest $100 to claim.
Like he leaves behind a thing with a little joke, be like, told you I get it.
And you'd be like, it'd be so sad.
Hey, Buster.
What do you buy with that?
PJs?
Fuck.
Lots of flowers.
No, that's gay.
For him.
Oh, then it's not gay.
I live in South Florida, been down here 10 years.
For God's sake, it is a nursing home here on the plantation.
I mind as well be dead at the age of 27.
Thank you all for keeping me alive.
Yeah, Florida's got a lot of great shit about it, but it's also got a lot of fucking old folks.
They're almost like, it's almost like living in an Amish community or in a black part of town or in some other place where there's this very big group that clearly dominates the area and you're not one of them.
It's weird when you see young people and like when I visit my parents at New Smarna Beach, I see these young people out, you know, working the tables and stuff and having fun with each other.
And they're in an area that's 90% geriatric.
This guy says, moved from France to Tampa about a year ago, and yes, Florida is boring.
At first, it looks like this.
Not too bad, right?
Then you realize the weather does not change year-round.
It's something you appreciate and you miss.
Blah, blah.
Personally, I think I'd like to live in Florida.
I know a lot of cool people there, but maybe they're right, though.
The flatness.
Like, New York is, I like the geography.
Let's get back to this black chick.
I'm going to take the boobs as not an asset, believe it or not.
I don't want those tits that big in my life.
Like, they're just, they're all consuming.
So obviously the face is like a nine, but I'm going to, and I'm going to have fun the first week with the tits, but then when we're like at Disneyland with the kids, I'm going to be kind of annoyed.
So I'm going to give her.
You're not going to like this.
I'm going to give her a 7.8.
Wow.
What about you, Ryan?
That's kind of high, right?
But...
No, it's not.
Look at her.
Let's see.
She does have a very pretty face.
You're right.
And she got that good hair.
Here's the full body wig.
There's not too much issue there, right?
She's pretty chubs.
All right.
Next letter.
Gavin Rye guy, I'm sick of Autistic Fans sending you sprinkles.
This guy is ancient secret, but he actually has talent.
Actual sprinkles.
This won't be sprinkles, I guarantee.
But it is.
We'll hit the gong if it's really an ancient Chinese.
Why isn't the audio?
Ain't I famous?
Hey.
I ain't got...
Oh, and look at all these condom, I got hella condemn.
Hey, man.
Who got condom on the day?
I got two, four, fifty, five, fifteen condom in here.
Put that in the dad, boy.
Put that boy with the chip and the gun.
We don't drill on the gun.
Fuck you, asshole.
Stop wasting our time.
Fuck, I hate you.
I'm suspicious of drugs, by the way.
Ugh.
When you're feeling good on a little on a perk buzz and you could disassociate from yourself and do impressions real good.
I go through all of the emails before we do this show, but then I get new ones that have started since we went live.
So sometimes I get greedy and I jump on those.
Then I end up with some actual actual spinkers.
This is a $100 thingy.
Tell TG to read his email and respond to Plopless.
I can sponsor this damn show.
Also, what is your solution to relatives always showing up to your house?
We have a 15-month-old and they want to see the kid.
I get that, but I'm sick of it.
And ban them all until further notice they were showing.
Let me see.
I could find out the full respond topless?
Don't do that.
Well, tell TG, who's TG?
The Gav.
Oh, I think.
Fucking annoying.
To read his email and respond.
I can sponsor this damn show.
What does that mean?
Let me see.
TPC.
He wants to be a sponsor, so you probably got a company here.
Here, I got the full message.
Here we go.
I'm so annoyed right now.
You don't like that?
That actual sprinkles really piss me off.
Oh, that is.
That's ruining everything else.
And respond, also, what is your solution?
Blah, blah, blah.
I'm sick of it.
I banned them off.
They're there showing up between five to seven times last year.
Now, yeah, you're an asshole, dude.
More visitors, the better.
Get the baby off your hands.
You're a dick, so that's two dicks in a row.
Number three.
First of all, this is from Australia.
I'd like to say thank you for helping me realize that marriage and children is the best and most meaningful thing to aim for.
Just over a month ago, I married my fiancé.
We plan to knock her up this year.
I'm 29.
She's 26.
One child is for losers.
Two children is for fags.
Three is the bare minimum.
It's hard to get three or more when you start as late as I did.
So actually, you're not much earlier than me, Ryan.
I was 36.
30.
Yeah, I was 36 when I had my first kid.
You're what, 31?
Yep.
I was always afraid of, yeah, like being too late.
But now number two is like, now I'm afraid of number two being too late.
But you know, it'd be fun, older brother.
We were just thinking about this.
If she's like two years older than a little brother, so she's like able to speak and express herself, and then you got a little baby, like, you know, being little, like, if it's a boy, two years is the max gap.
More than two years, they're just like roommates.
Anyway, our wedding was an absolute jam with GOML references peppered throughout.
My suit was made by Nita Fashions.
The recessional song was The Bonnie.
You can beld a bonnie.
And my best man finished off his speech by hoping we saw like the bird which is the bald eagle.
Oh, that's fantastic.
My wife is an incredibly strong woman.
She is 6'4 and weighs 460 pounds.
She won the top bodybuilding award for Malaysia because she lifted what is considered their heaviest, what they call their heaviest human stone.
I guess over there, human stones are stones that a human could lift.
Obviously, their biggest stone is being much bigger.
Her feet are size 14, and she has to buy gloves online from the NBA because her fingers are over six inches in diameter.
Wow.
I am clearly a fag if I'm attracted to a woman this masculine.
So fuck you.
No, I wasn't reading the letter.
She's an incredibly strong woman.
She's Malaysian and her family's Muslim.
In her teen years, she already knew that she wanted nothing to do with that shit.
When we told her parents, she's not a bodybuilder.
That was a joke, people.
All he said was strong woman, and then I went off on a joke bit.
When we told her, I have to explain these things because Ryan doesn't get these things.
I do represent a lot of people.
She's strong.
I represent a lot of people that might not get that.
When we told her parents we were engaged, they said to convert to Islam, blah, blah, blah.
And they say we ignored their demands and got married anyway.
Her mom still messages us saying, please do it for us so we can move past this and be a family.
I used to tell her not to ignore the messages and take the higher road.
But since they're still doing it after the wedding, which they didn't attend, fucking Jesus.
Muslims.
I'm over this shit.
Next time I see my mother, I'm likely to lose my shit at her.
What would you do?
Continue to ignore it, continue to be pleasant.
I want to fuck with my heels on.
Here's my advice, sir.
And you've sent this letter a few times, but whatever.
I guess it worked.
I would lie.
Obviously, you're dealing with cave people, right?
These are not human beings.
If they're not coming to your wedding because she didn't convert, then they're archaic cave fuckheads.
And they're Muslims.
I mean, who cares about their feelings?
I would just go, mom, great news.
I don't know why I'm assuming this Malaysian woman has an Australian accent.
We converted.
Oh, thank you.
The blessings are.
Praises due to Allah.
Now, the mother's Indian somehow.
I have limited accents, okay?
And then say, yeah, oh, who is your Imam?
And what was the mosque's...
You know, she maybe asked some skill testing questions and go, oh, I think his name was Eddie and the mosque is like the Al-Shabaz.
I kind of forget.
Just lie.
You want the parent.
The grandparents should be part of the child's life.
As long as they're not going to fucking honor kill her for shaming the family.
But if they're not that extreme, I would just say, yeah, yeah, we did that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, we're Muslims.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Not drink around them and make it work.
And if they catch you, I don't know, continue to deny, deny, deny.
That would be my advice.
Like, you're talking about them like they're equals.
I wouldn't lie to Ryan about being Muslim because I see him as, this hurts me to say, but I see him as an equal.
But if he was like, what are you doing?
You need to convert to the, I just, yeah, I would tell that person to fuck off.
But if it was like a human rodent that was like, I'm still little.
I can only fly my little plane around your studio if you say, Allah, Allah.
Okay, Allah, Allah.
That's what I do.
There's no skin off your bum.
And the kids get to see their grandparents.
Like, don't let her gay rules fuck up your child's future.
Would you rather take a punch to the face by Ryan once a week?
He's probably going to get better at it.
You know, he's going to see where, like, he gets the most.
That's if I wanted to hurt you.
I mean, I probably wouldn't be so amped to do this.
Or take a punch to the body by Mike Tyson once a month.
You know, it'd be funny most days I would just do it just like this just to get over it.
No, no, no.
You get like you get stabbed.
Obviously, the people who've set this up have thought about you not punching me hard, dumbass.
Damn it.
Yeah, that Mike Tysoner, that could do some real damage.
But then, so could a Ryan punch.
It's not like...
Was it every day with the Ryan punch?
Let's see.
Once a week.
Once a month.
I'm going to go...
You can get your eye patch dream fulfilled.
No, he's punching my body.
No, but from you?
Yeah, yeah.
That's a really good one, I got to say.
But I'm going to go with the Tyson body, and I'm just going to devote every morning to working on my core and strengthening my core so he doesn't break my ribs.
He's getting older, too.
Yeah, you're right.
And plus, if you're braced for it, I think you might be able to survive.
But like, once a week, a punch.
I'm going to start having my orbital socket or whatever smashed in and my retina separated from my eye and all kinds of dental damage.
And ugh.
It could get really damaging.
Yeah.
You might piss blood and shit.
Yeah, no, fuck that.
I'd take a face punch.
Well, Ryan, I just said I'm going with the Tyson thing.
And you said, yeah, I agree with you.
I'm going with the face punch too.
No, but you said you were like, either you're going to get a lot of body damage and stuff.
And I was like, yeah, that's...
No, I was discussing my face.
My retina, orbital, my teeth.
These are all in.
I don't know where you store your teeth.
Mine are in my head.
Really?
That's weird.
Yeah.
This guy sent us a picture, Remember When.
Okay.
Remember when?
It's the lowest form of conversation?
I didn't know that.
Let's see.
Remember when.
It's just a picture.
It said a video.
Oh, there we go.
307, you're on the line.
Hey, how's it going, guys?
What's going on?
Hey, I was the first caller.
I was calling back to demand my free shit.
Yeah, it's the first two polished.
Oh, for free.
Right on.
But hey, I'm also in the market for a suit.
I'm out in Wyoming.
And I was thinking about Nina Fashions, but I'll tell you, I ordered some sensitive TV t-shirts two weeks ago coming out of Vegas, and they're not to Wyoming yet.
Oh, that guy is the correct winner of the suit, by the way.
Yes, so we got him.
Yeah, we got to get him a suit.
That's true.
You're a correct sir.
I'm on it.
We're very slow with these things, I should say.
I don't usually handle stuff like that.
And by the way, I've got some news about sucking off a piece of shit.
People say, I got a letter that said, stop, stop, don't suck off a piece of shit.
You won the bet.
The bet was you drink a glass of bourbon or I suck off a piece of shit.
And there are people there saying that I won the bet.
Now, what was the bet?
Well, that's a great question.
Yeah.
How to boost Rye Guy's low IT?
I mean, tee.
Quit video games.
Laser.
Oh, loser.
Stop playing with your bangs.
Yes, please.
Three, take responsibility for one.
So that would be nice.
No excuses and not having to get the last word in.
And four, don't be Asian.
Okay, well, that's going to be tough.
I can't do that.
I'm cut with Puerto Rican, though, too, so that should help.
Would you rather discover incontrovertible evidence that flat earth is real or Trump won the 2020 election?
I would rather discover...
I have discovered that Trump won the election.
If you're talking, I assume in this thing, I get evidence that I can take to court.
As far as the earth being flat, if the earth is flat, everything I know is a lie.
God doesn't exist.
Nope.
Physics is wrong.
God superexists.
It's in the Bible.
It says the firmament, and then it mentions a lot of flat earth stuff.
So they would double your Bible-ness.
Okay.
Where are you with your flat earth, Mr. Different Brain every week?
I don't.
I'm not solid on it, but I have reasons to believe that maybe we don't live on a globe.
I don't trust the sources.
You know what I saw?
I saw a meme that said it was the Tower of Babel, and it said man's first attempt at space travel.
And it was the Tower of Babel.
And I was like, pretty good.
You're immune to the moon.
Isn't the moon awfully round?
They say the moon now is made of plasma, and it's a reflection of the earth.
I've just heard that from Josh LaCash.
Now, it's interesting.
I don't believe.
Here's what I do.
I don't believe.
Here's what I do know.
Here's what I do know.
No, no, no.
I don't believe in flat or globe earth.
I just know that I have reasons to disbelieve this whole thing.
This is a pussy-out bullshit thing that you always do where you go, I'm just, I'm asking questions.
I believe Plato said the only thing we know is that we know nothing.
So really?
You should talk to Plato.
You guys have the same IQ.
I like playing with Plato.
I used to eat it as a child.
Yeah, that was my joke, shit lips.
Hey, boys, what the fuck is the deal with Mexicans throwing poop paper in the trash?
Oh, yeah.
They don't.
In Central and South America, they don't have the same ability to handle paper in their sewage system.
They can only handle shit and piss.
So when Colombians, Dominicans, whatever, I see this at the boxing gym all the time, they wipe their ass with toilet paper, not just paper towels, toilet paper, and then they put it in the waste paper basket.
So there's Spanish signs at my gym that say, El no tiembro los paperos no toilete in the garbaggio.
That's impressive.
You may have run into this guy at AFPAC.
He's an American first guy running for office.
Just got fired from his job for saying he didn't like Dave Rubin gay adopting a baby.
If I recall you and Camille were talking about that recently, he probably would be a good guy to talk to.
His name is King Nub.
Oh, yeah, King Nub's great.
We did the one-arm push-ups together, and he got fired from his job.
Oh, he's in our movie.
Yes.
King Nub.
Yeah, he just got fired from his shit.
For not being for gay adoption.
He's such a nice dude, too.
Like, somebody said some bullshit to him.
There he is with you.
Yeah.
Somebody said some bullshit to him in this.
Like, they were like, ironic how you're standing up for blah, blah, blah.
Oh, no, not him.
You're for traditional family, but you don't have traditional arms.
Ever think of that?
That's pretty funny.
Some asshole was giving him shit, and he was just being nice to him.
He's like, hey, good joke, but no, dude, I actually have four kids and shit, so nice try, but nope.
I love when people flex like that.
You probably aren't even getting laid.
Or the other one is like, you probably have such a small dick.
It's like you're worried about my dick.
You prefer large dicks.
Is that what you're saying when you're talking to men?
Interesting.
Your dick probably tastes gross.
I bet your dick feels like a little worm in my half hour to touch it.
It probably takes forever to get hard.
And even when it is hard, it's not like rock hard.
It's just like kind of hard.
Are you still ben?
I bet when you shoot a load, it's just like, it would just be like a few drops of my beard.
It wouldn't even like fill my glasses.
Remember we were joking like that on the train once?
And we got a lecture from some old lady, Karen, who took us aside and told us everything wrong with this country?
Yes.
I called her, told her, mind her own fucking business, you stupid cunt.
And she went.
Yep.
She didn't get shut down.
This is an important one.
There are some frogs that don't just let you eat they ass.
Okay.
Okay.
Clicking.
And click.
I've already clicked and watched it.
Unloading.
Okay, I'm going to fix the alarm while you guys watch a snake and a frog and a frog not give up.
Doad.
Answer.
So the snake has the frog by the right foot.
Trying to eat some frog legs.
Now he's got his body now.
Oh!
The frog has escaped and is traversing the fence.
And the snake is nowhere to be seen anymore.
Yeah.
Now the frog's on the wall.
No chance for the snake.
Sorry, snake.
Maybe try again next time.
I think I turn it off.
I mean, what is more annoying than a fucking alarm?
This isn't our alarm, by the way.
We share a hallway with another office.
And every fucking night we come here.
The alarm is going beep, beep, beep, beep.
And then Ryan says, this is amazing.
He goes, we should tell them to disarm their alarm for when we're here.
And I go, what do you mean?
Why do you think it's going off?
Because we're here.
We don't go into their area.
And he goes, well, maybe it's when we open our front door.
Why would our front door be linked to their alarm?
I didn't think it out too much, but I did speak instantly.
That is a t-shirt.
You are the Kamala Harris of Censored TV.
Did you hear her Jamaican speech?
That's one of the letters we didn't get to.
Like now I'm hearing her and I'm like, don't you have a speechwriter at this point?
No one's really impressed.
I mean, there's JFK and all that, but when a normal, mediocre, run-of-the-mill politician does a talk and it's good, we're not like, wow, you're smart.
We just go, okay, he's got a good speechwriter and he managed to read it right.
But when someone, and then when they do like a Q ⁇ A, you get to see how smart they actually are, right?
Because they're not reading those translucent teleprompters.
But when you see fucking Kamala Harris, you're like, is she just going off the grid?
I'm off the grid.
What is this?
Is this just, hey, Kamala, we have the speech ready and we have the teleprompters.
No, actually, I'm going to just wing it.
Because that's how she's talking.
And, you know, I always say Tucker Carlson should just wing it.
If there's anyone who should not be reading a teleprompter, it's Tucker Carlson.
If there's anyone who should, it's fucking Pina Colada Harris.
It's pretty good.
I stole a few of them.
We also recognize, just as it has been in the United States for Jamaica, one of the issues that has been presented as an issue that is economic in the way of its impact has been the pandemic.
So to that end, we are announcing today also that we will assist Jamaica in COVID recovery by assisting in terms of the recovery efforts in Jamaica that have been essential to, I believe, what is necessary to strengthen not only the issue of public health,
but also the economy.
Okay, I know what happened there.
She has a piece of paper that says, we will continue to assist Jamaica.
We will consist them both economically and with the pandemic.
It's like three sentences like that.
And she's so confident, she's like, you know what?
I'll use these, but they're going to be like my spine.
They're going to be my basic beats.
And then I'm going to fucking add some other floral language to it to make it awesome.
Because people keep making fun of me.
And I'm sick of it.
And I am good at talking.
I was a lawyer for many years.
So watch me take these three sentences and weave them into this incredible tapestry of beautiful vocabulary.
And no.
When I saw her say that, I thought, weren't you in court ever?
Like, wasn't she a lawyer?
Didn't she have to deliver closing statements?
See if there's footage of her lawyer.
She's worse than Saul Goodman.
Someone is sending us the crazy hot matrix again.
Guys, if you're trying to make me mad, that's not as effective as putting the dollar sign on the wrong side of the number.
Oh, we haven't taken a call yet.
We have not taken a call.
Sorry, folks.
Shaiza.
Shaiza.
That's your job, dude.
My bads.
All right.
37 minutes on the hold.
You're now.
Sorry, caller.
Yo, what up?
What up, dog?
What's happening?
Nothing.
How many generations do you think the average millennial generations back do you think the average millennial knows like the grandparents?
What?
How many grandparents do you think the average millennial knows of theirs?
Four?
So your grandparents, grandparents, grandparents, grandparents?
Oh, you mean like generations or like how many people that are millennials know their grandparents?
Oh.
I would say most people my age have no grandparents.
I'm 50.
I would say most people Ryan's age, 30, have like two or three.
And I would say most people that are around 20 have all four.
Is that what you mean?
No, like the history.
No, like the history of it.
Do I know my grandparents' grandparents?
Oh, you're right.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, none of us know that.
That's sad, but I guilt myself for that.
None of us know anything about our grandparents' parents.
Yeah, I think that's the problem.
I do, but...
I don't know.
Look, I'll never forget.
I was at a cemetery in Paris on my honeymoon, and I was looking at these gravestones, and they were gone.
Like, you couldn't read anything on them, but occasionally you could make out a date, and the date would be like 1910.
And I realized that we're talking about grandparents' parents here, and the gravestones were gone.
Now, there was no effort to replace them because some people go to their grandparents' gravesite.
No one goes to anyone else's.
Like, you don't go to your grandparents' parents.
So, yeah.
And the thing about boomers, like the greatest generation, they were just happy to be alive.
So, they didn't really carry on any kind of history of their parents, at least not in my culture.
In Scottish culture, like my grandfather didn't even tell his kids his real name, which was McGinnis.
Anyway, thanks for calling.
I think it's a myth that we used to have this great connection with our ancestors, and now we don't.
I get what he's saying, but I don't think that's a thing.
Yeah, because the guys at the Knights of Columbus, they got some bomb ass stories.
They won't even tell you.
And they're, you know, that's weird, right?
Like, you think if they had these badasses.
That's a totally different subject, Ryan.
Well, those guys are talking about the 70s when they were alive.
They're not talking about their grandparents.
But I think as you go up in generations, they're less likely to just tell you about their lives.
It's like, oh, that's a story for another day.
You're like, come on, man.
Fucking tell me something.
This guy's Engage 206.
Hey, Gavin, Ururu.
Uhuru.
Hey, so I called a couple weeks ago talking about engagement, and you shared the story about how you can fuck it up pretty bad.
So, you know, do it well.
So being able to say a couple weeks ago got engaged to my now fiance.
Nice.
And it was the time of her life.
She was over the moon.
We're both very ecstatic and looking forward to marriage and kids.
And yeah, honestly, one of the greatest decisions of my life.
So thanks for pushing me in that direction.
No problem, pal.
And a lot of letters like this today.
This message has been the predominant message for this show.
Well, I think it's important, especially for guys my age, you know, 25, 26 that are hesitant towards commitment.
And it's huge.
So, you know, I just was curious, could you highlight the importance of the nuclear family, especially in like 2022?
Yeah.
I mean, I hate that people say, you know, I'm glad I'm on the back end and, you know, my life's over and give up.
There's no sense in carrying on.
But all of these problems that we have with America, they're all pretty circumstantial and superficial.
And nothing changes your life more drastically than getting married and having kids.
So that's what you should be focused on.
Not the Dow Jones or a potential war with fucking Russia or any of that stupid shit.
And once you have these kids, you realize how silly it was and how petty it was for you to be worried about all that other dumb shit, Ukraine and fucking everything else.
I mean, I'm not saying that you shouldn't be concerned about issues like the fagification of youth, but once you have kids, you realize that all that is just ancillary and what really matters is you and your offspring every day.
And of course, nothing raises kids like two parents staying together.
It's not even really, it's a jalopy, it's a patched together piece of shit of a childhood when your parents are divorced.
So, I mean, you're still parenting, I guess, but that doesn't really count.
So, yeah, stay together, make babies, party if you want to party.
But as we've learned from Pauly Shore and Liz Plank and publicity, like these women are fucking miserable because they fucked up.
Partying isn't that great.
Anyway, thanks for calling.
Thanks, Kevin.
Thanks for calling.
Now we got this bloke.
Scott wants to talk about big fucking tits.
Someone sent me a video of Ava Devine being throat fucked, and it's very distracting.
Hey, bro.
Whoa.
Hello.
Go.
Hey, I got this idea that I worked today, and I thought it would be a great idea.
Are you calling from the apocalypse?
Yeah, what's it like over there, sir?
It's hot.
Very hot.
We can't hear you.
Yeah, it sounds like shit.
All right, one sec.
Let me try taking it off the headset.
How's that?
A little better.
A little better.
A little bit shitty.
Okay, I was thinking about a show with about big fucking pits where some dudes sit around and they talk about shit at the bar, you know, like, hey, you see that chick over there?
Yeah, I fucked her last night.
Starring Elliot Page and Chaz Bono.
Okay, that's a funny idea.
Anyway, thanks for calling.
We can't hear you.
It's all staticky and shitty.
Sorry, sir.
Okay, we got 847 on the line.
Hello?
Can you hear me?
What's going on, buddy?
How's it going, buddy?
Oh, my gosh.
What is cooking up the old chimney, pal?
I don't know, just a little carry, and you know.
But anyway, I had serious questions for you.
I'm going to cut the shit.
I was curious about how your wife and your mom react to the anti-Femite talk.
My wife doesn't watch this show.
I agree with you.
My wife doesn't watch this show at all.
My mom has brought it up a couple of times where she goes, you know, you talk about women in the workforce and you say that I stayed home, but as soon as you started going to school, I was employed.
I was like, no, really?
You were like a teacher, so you could come home when it was time for me to come home.
I wasn't a latchkey child like all my friends were.
But she objects a lot, but, you know, she gets it.
I think my anti-femite stuff is ultimately kind of feminist, and most women that watch This show appreciate it because I'm not saying you're too stupid to be in the workforce, I'm saying you tend not to belong.
It's like women in fucking combat sports.
Now, are women offended when you say you shouldn't be fighting Mike Tyson or you shouldn't be at rallies like Heather Heyer was?
I don't think normal women are offended by that.
And that's why I always make it clear to call them shit chests and not normal women.
Like the kindergarten teachers we had when we were kids, they were nice ladies who said boys will be boys.
They were wonderful, loving human beings.
It's this twisted, shitty robot that we have now.
Anyway, thanks for calling.
Yeah, I agree with it.
I do worry sometimes, though, like if my daughter ever sees this show, that she's going to think that I don't think that she can be whatever she wants to be.
And I want to be clear here.
Best prime minister Britain ever had was Margaret Atwood.
Margaret Thatcher.
Sorry.
Yeah, so some of my, I don't think women can write, but my favorite writers are women.
There's things called exceptions to the rules.
So if you're determined to be the greatest female oncologist in the world, all the power to you.
I'm just saying, most women are kidding themselves when they take on these male roles.
Here's one.
Mr. Kevin, you're incredulous with Thomas Sowell's Black Rednecks.
You suggested that Sowell hasn't read Albion Seed, and it has nothing to do with the South.
Sir, I've read it, have you?
There's a whole section called Borderlands to the Back Country about the Scotch-Irish and border culture and how it influenced Virginia and Southern culture.
What the fuck are you talking about?
He's got you there, Gavin.
And another thing, too.
You thought you made a mistake before when you said Margaret Atwood.
But let me riddle you this, big guy.
Did you ever see a picture of them side to side?
Have you?
No.
Have you ever seen them in the same room?
No.
That's the same person.
Holy shit.
They're my...
I have no idea.
Yep.
Well, Margaret Atwood does a really good British accent.
It's a clever trick.
It's like the Clark Kent.
He just makes his hair different, and you think it's a different person.
We're not fooled.
No, I have to address this, though.
You're right.
I only read the first quarter of Albion Seed and I found it really boring.
I also gave up because I thought, why am I reading about just the Northeast?
I care more about Scots and the South and stuff.
So I guess I abandoned the book before I got to the part.
But then I read a whole review about it, and I thought it didn't say anything about the South.
So I was wrong.
I fucked up.
I would like to hereby professionally apologize to Mr. Soul.
Okay?
You got me.
I fucked up.
I was wrong.
You know, they used to call me Mr. Soul in high school.
What happened Asian?
Let's take some more calls here.
I feel bad we pushed the calls till so late.
We got 331.
You're on the line.
Amazing.
Amazing.
Amazing.
Beta!
I know.
Beta!
I know it's kind of A-T in a Chinese secret, but I remember Gavin talking about one of the shows about everyone wearing ski masks and whatnot.
And Ryan, you're actually right.
They are Balaklavas.
I live here in Chicago, and like, especially in the rap scene and all that, like, everyone, you know, just loves wearing the face mask because I guess it was popularized by this rapper, Pooh Sheisty.
And now everyone, like, wears the ski mask.
And there's even like rappers now that are like associating it with their image, just like wearing the ski mask.
So you walk down the street and you see like everyone, like, well, not like everyone, but like, you know, all of these pretty much mainly like black people and like ghetto people just like wearing ski masks because they think like it's like cool.
I guess it's like a trend now, but yeah.
It looks so fucking stupid, it drives me insane.
That trend, like who knew, who knew saggy jeans would be the least of our worries?
Those retarded eyelashes that are not just black, that's everywhere now.
The black shower caps that we see on the plane, and now this, with just showing this part of your face, it's embarrassing.
You look like you just took your helmet off from an F-14 fighter jet and you're wondering what is going on with the fuel injection.
But you're getting a jacket out of the trunk.
I fucking hate it.
Anyway, thanks for calling, sir.
So this is again with the predominant theme of tonight's show.
Gavin, you're the reason for my happiness.
I'll try to condense the story behind my gratitude.
A few years back, I was a cringe liberal feminist.
This is from a woman.
I overheard my boyfriend listening to GML.
I thought you were funny and interesting, but you pissed me off with some comments you made about divorce.
I'm divorced.
When I realized the reason for this was that I actually agreed with you, I went to seek similar uncomfortable truths.
Part of that involved consuming nearly all of your content.
While this was happening, I noticed your name often paired with white supremacists.
And of course, the Proud Boys paired with Hate Group in the media and various posts written by people I respect and trusted.
I was surprised.
If I had listened to you talk for hundreds of hours, wouldn't I pick up on any Nazi vibes, however subtle?
How could people I previously thought of as intelligent make those accusations with such confidence when they clearly hadn't done any critical thinking to get there?
Thus began my journey away from the left.
I actually met Ryan a while back when I was in town for work and I came to the studio on a night you weren't there.
I think I could have met you at karaoke afterward, but missed you due to timing.
If I recall correctly, your wife said I look like Selena Gomez.
So wait, my wife was out partying with you guys doing karaoke and I wasn't there?
I don't think she met your wife.
Oh wait.
No.
That was the night you, me, and Tony and their missuses did a karaoke.
No, Detective Shitty's wrong again.
Oh, wait.
I do remember my wife going out with Proud Boys and I couldn't be there for some reason.
I think I was out of town completely, like in another city.
And I set up the meet.
Interesting.
Yeah.
But I know her.
She's really cool, really smart.
But incredibly overweight.
She is a huge, disgusting beast.
But smart.
Fast forward a bit.
Not smart about her food choices, though.
Yeah.
She's smart, reading everything but the menu.
Not the nutritional facts.
That's for sure.
Fast forward a bit.
I joined the Gab McKinsey Discord after the MAU did and ended up meeting the guy I'm currently engaged to.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Let me just ask my ass what it thinks.
Congratulations.
That's butt cheeks for congratulations.
That's Nazi buns for congratulations.
I'll even kiss the men.
You rescued me from the circus and brought me to the land of logic.
You helped me embrace my femininity and find fulfillment in my God-given purpose of being a wife and mother.
Without you, I wouldn't be getting remarried next year to a man who shares my values and is capable of leading a family.
I am eternally grateful.
I know this sounds corny, but I cannot tell you how many letters I have like this.
And people, every time I talk to a journalist, they're like, are you going to take any ownership for the violent rhetoric you said and how so many proud boys are in jail?
Don't you wish you had not started this whole thing in the first place?
If you were never born, those guys wouldn't be in jail.
I'm like, okay, thanks.
I got you.
But I couldn't tell you the hundreds and hundreds of letters I get from people saying, thank you for telling me to put a ring on it.
Thank you for getting me away from video games.
Thank you for telling me to get in shape.
Thank you for telling me to stop being a fucking loser and begin my adult life.
Thank you for telling me to stop wearing shirts that say stupid shit on them and wearing, dressing like an adult.
Yeah, be like, how many lives have you literally created in babies?
Yeah.
You know?
Yeah.
I've created your baby.
Yeah.
You went from the godfather of hipsterdom to just the godfather.
No, I went from the godfather of hipsterdom to the father.
Period.
I'm also enraged at the incompetence of your employee.
Excuse you?
You?
Me?
I won a box of meat last year when I called into the live show, and despite numerous reminders, I'm still meatless.
You know what?
I passed that.
I did my part.
Okay, but I'm angry for you now because if it was in my hands, I would just send you a fucking idea.
Rachel, if you'll allow me to apologize, the guy did die.
Like, Bubba and Hanks were our meat suppliers, and Bubba croaked.
So I'm sorry if he didn't do a great job of supplying you with meat, but I think they were still getting orders after, and it wasn't an easy cleanup there.
It's not like one of the fry guys at McDonald's died.
Ronald McDonald died.
Yeah.
I'm still meatless.
Well, I found another meat in the sense that I bought other meat since then.
I haven't been a vegetarian.
I like you more than a friend.
Your number one baby monster.
Oh.
Self-dubbed.
Wow.
All right.
We got five minutes left.
Let's cram in as many calls and live chats as we can.
All right, fucking Robert.
What's up, Rob?
We're doing a super speed mega call.
We're going to get through 11 calls in five minutes.
Rob, are you there?
Yo, what's going on?
Not much.
What's up?
About the 12-year-old killing herself and her cousin, what actually happened is she actually accidentally killed her cousin.
And when she realized that she just murdered someone, she killed herself on purpose.
Yeah, that's what everyone says.
But I looked at the video, and it looks like the second shot is immediately after the first shot.
Bang, bang.
No, no, no.
It wasn't immediately after.
There was a good, like, three seconds before that where she, like, collapses to the ground, then she, like, offs herself.
But, yeah, there's been a couple articles about it, and they're all saying the same thing, that it was an accidental killing, and then, you know, she.
All right.
Well, thanks for calling.
We got the timing off on the gun shot.
I don't know, though.
I listened.
I didn't hear that second shot.
I heard the bonk bonk, but who gives a fuck?
And everyone says it was an accident.
Well, no.
They're little kids, 12 and 13, and they're smoking pot, posing with guns.
The accident happened way before the accident happened.
Yes, go ahead, please, call her.
Hey, can you hear me, Gavin?
Yes.
All right, cool.
First thing is, Gavin, you're hilarious, man.
When you're talking about the 460-pound Malaysian bodybuilder, I was like, how is Gavin not completely destroyed this man for marrying her right off the bat?
The second thing is I figured out Ruth Gator Binsberg.
Yeah, you don't get a second thing.
Sorry.
Thanks for calling.
You blew your first thing on compliments.
Anyway, next caller, please.
Sorry, sir.
Try again next time.
You've made the mistake that a thousand before you have made.
Hey, stop kissing ass, Faggot.
You're such a woman.
I was buying time.
I don't know where it's going.
So here's some Cash for the Kinsman shout at Central Illinois.
This is actually going to Joe Biggs.
Yes.
We have a year left with Max and John, so we'll really be ramping up the fundraising for them.
Yep.
And now we're going to have.
Fuck it.
Don't.
Fuck it.
Don't suck it.
Okay.
Fuck it.
Don't suck it.
Thanks for calling.
That's a shirt.
Next caller.
Sorry, you already used your thing.
Be very careful.
Yeah, one thing.
We have fucking three minutes left.
Next call.
207.
207.
Oh, yeah.
Hi, guys.
Yeah, I called about the JFK assassination.
I heard you guys talking about it with Air TV.
One of the best series I've ever heard is investing about this, you can kind of keep the stuff about the mafia and whatever else you want to keep.
But one of the things that happened, or one of the things that people think happened, is, and it's a great book by, and this is not a fake name.
His name's Bonner Man.
Stop interrupting yourself.
What?
You keep interrupting yourself.
And this is a theory, and it's not a theory that you have to have.
It's also a book.
It's a great book.
Tell us.
The thing is, Lee Harvey Oswald fired a shot.
He did hit JFK one time, but the Secret Service was out getting wasted the night before at a strip club or something in Dallas.
And they had a B squad up for the motorcade.
And when the shot went down, everything went down.
They freaked out.
One of the Secret Service agents named George Hickey actually accidentally shot JFK in the back of the head.
And this guy named Donning, he would spend his life researching it, doing all the ballistic stuff, the forensic stuff.
And there's a really good documentary called JFK The Smoking Gun.
If you have any time to look it up.
He's right.
Okay, thanks for calling.
Trusting theory.
I think I did hear something about that.
Yeah, the guy's name is funny, though.
Bonner Meninger.
What do you got in your pants?
That's a Bonner Meninger.
Infel 860, you're on the lean.
And on the line.
You're on both.
You're on the lean.
G-Dog.
Hey, man.
G-Dog, my guy.
One minute left.
What's up, dude?
Hey, I lived down the street from where the Proud Boys were.
I saw them.
I didn't know anything that they were Proud Boys.
I wish I did.
I would have yelled a Huru or a fucking the bird which is.
Where are you talking about?
Long Island?
No, Enfield.
Oh, really?
Yeah, well, if you're in Enfield, go by that place and say, what's going on here?
Don't get violent.
Don't harass any of that stuff, obviously.
But just say, I don't understand.
Like, I want them to know how many people are confused by this shit.
Oh, you should have seen the bashing people were doing on Facebook on the local forum.
All these people with fucking dog pictures, anime pictures, none of their faces.
It's insane.
What, bashing Proud Boys for daring to donate 800 pounds of food?
Yes.
It's insane.
It's clownware world.
Fucking clownwear.
Sorry?
Can't say it enough.
Like, I don't understand.
So what's their argument?
You're trying to launder your image?
It's not going to work, assholes.
You guys are fascist neo-Nazis.
You know, the regular.
The regular bullshit.
But now they're saying they're going to donate to make up for the bullshit that they threw out.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I heard that.
So the liberals, and I talked to one of the Proud Boys involved tonight about that, and he goes, okay, so the only way we can get you liberals to donate anything to the poor is when we do it, and then you want to outdo us just to spite us.
Okay.
Poor people are getting fed.
At least we got some money raised, you fucking dunces.
All right, thanks for calling.
And on that note, I'm on my way to California holiday.
We'll try to visit Mercedes.
She's in Rancho Cucamonga, San Bernardino.
We've been writing each other letters.
Oh, good.
Okay.
Also writing letters to John Kay.
Isn't that great?
Yeah, that's fantastic.
That guy had a great How Dare You Media YouTube video that he just put a compilation of The War on Kids.
Check that out.
Here is 500 bucks.
What a cruel world we're living where Biggs, a national hero.
He's literally a national hero, by the way.
He has two purple hearts.
His Humvee blew up.
He went over a landmine or a IED over there.
This guy is not just plucked out of nowhere.
Yet Ryan gets to rock out on YouTube for an audience of eight each day as a free man.
Yeah, that's right.
Sometimes there's 13.
If we could do anything, we would switch places with Ryan.
I wouldn't.
And Biggs.
But we do want to thank you for the $500 is not a.
Thank you.
That's a great donation.
All right, folks.
See you soon.
See you Monday.
Got plenty of surprises to fill in the hole on my Friday absence.
And Tuesday, we're going to go pick up that jag.
So we'll make sure we make it fun for you.
New episode of Car Guys.
It's been a while.
I'm going to put up all my old free speech podcasts on the site, as well as a little documentary I did with the punk band Crass about the murder, state overreach murder that inspired them.
Anyway.
Uh-oh.
I thought you promised to suck off a piece of shit when someone donated $100.
It had something to do with the prostitute doing the same delicious act.
Hmm.
It doesn't ring a bell for me.
It doesn't ring a bell.
I wouldn't.
Why would I, how does that, the glass of bourbon with Ryan then?
Yeah.
Okay, guys.
So maybe, Ryan, you can keep those running.
How many do you have left of those?
Two more.
Okay, so that's two.
And I'm going to say, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
And you can see it everywhere.
The famine and the fear.
The doubt and the drown.
Desperation and the fear.
And you can see it all around.
The massacres abound.
Dead bodies all around.
The atrocities abound.
Missing persons can be found.
The fatas get the throne.
New towns are quickly found.
The eagle and the fear of people living in fear of impending nuclear warfare.
But as a matter of fact, believe it or not, plenty people don't care whether it came an end or not.
Or first going to attack or if the human race have a survivor or not.
For those of means that we are on the air.
I just I saw your thing had to do with testosterone.
What's up, Ryan?
Do you have tips for me or something?
I could use a tip.
Yes, I do.
Okay, you're over the age of 25.
That's cool.
Obviously, you can start taking testosterone.
Yeah.
Like, there is no, there is no reason you can't be fertile still and have more kids and take like 100 to 200 milligrams a week.
And that's a shot, right?
You pin it?
Yeah, and that's for the rest of your life.
What happens if you miss a week?
Like, if I'm on vacation or emergency happens or something?
It's easy enough that you could take it with you.
Okay.
There's no reason to miss a week.
But it is forever, yeah.
What's that?
It is forever.
And then do you also have to do some sort of like hormone balancing from that as well, too?
Yeah, you can take like HCG, which is, it's like when women take a pregnancy test, that's what pops up that they're pregnant when they're producing HCG.
Women produce it when they're pregnant.
But it's a fertility drug.
So you can take that throughout your cycles and it will make sure you still stay fertile and stuff so you can have more kids.
Oh, okay.
So.
So, but that's the only thing you'd really need to balance out the testosterone because it does.
That's what scares me.
There is the estrogen fact.
But yeah, you need like an AI, like a retrozole or something like that, something to block the estrogen from forming up and building up.
But you'll know, it's really unlikely when you're taking like 200, like a low dose like that.
Like I've been, I do, I'm 21 and I do like bodybuilder doses.
So I do like 600 a week.
So that's like three times what you would be doing.
And I don't need, I haven't gotten any like nipple sensitivity, no gyno, no estrogen buildup.
Interesting.
So it's, it's pretty, it's not as hard in your body as they say it is.
Yeah.
I mean, it's destigmatized to a large extent, but I'm going to take a choose on the air.
Yeah.
Well, we got to go.
But thank you.
Thank you for your tips.
I just saw the testosterone thing.
I thought it'd be interesting.
But yeah, I'm going to look into it.
I'm also going to do another test, and we're going to do tests on the air to see where me and Gavin's testosterone rank up.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
Because Gavin can take it too.
Gavin's definitely old enough to take it now.
He probably has lower testosterone than he says he has.
He looks upset that you said that.
But thanks for calling.
He'll build a fuck ton of muscle if he starts taking it.
That's true.
Thank you, sir.
But yeah, thanks for taking my call.
I'll see you guys.
Later, dude.
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