GOML LIVE #141 - SPILLING THE T (Part 1)
Ryan's gets his testosterone results in and it's not good. Also, stop playing video games, trans is still funny, and we make a sign for Gavin's bar "Gav's Tav" live on the air.
Ryan's gets his testosterone results in and it's not good. Also, stop playing video games, trans is still funny, and we make a sign for Gavin's bar "Gav's Tav" live on the air.
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*BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* Live from New York, it's "Get Off My Lawn" with Gavin McInnes! | |
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That was way better in my memory than what I just heard. | |
Well, we had two speakers going. | |
But I remember that being the craziest song in the world when it came out. | |
Now it's like a mildly amusing rap jam. | |
Did you play the right version or something? | |
I believe so. | |
That seemed like Rap Muzak. | |
They couldn't carry a tune to save their lives. | |
I thought there was all kinds of like, yeah... | |
That's the one that starts out with that. | |
Lame. | |
Fight the Power, man. | |
Yeah, Fight the Power. | |
Most popular band in the world at the time. | |
Making millions of dollars. | |
Fight the Power, man! | |
Did you see the cameo of Tawana Broly there? | |
No. | |
Yeah. | |
Right there. | |
Oh, there she is. | |
Oh, we hadn't got the whole story at that point? | |
No. | |
Whoops. | |
Yeah. | |
This buffoon. | |
Is under the impression that that Flava Flav sitcom they had was the man Like a lot of these radical lefties think that there's this big omnipotent force I mean there is when it comes to Klaus Schwab and globalism, but as far as the details like fighting public enemy no dude They're not in control of the public narrative when it comes to rap bands. | |
Anyway, he was under the impression that they made that Flav of Flav show to make Public Enemy look bad via Flav of Flav. | |
And I'm like, dude, you're giving them way too much credit. | |
And everyone loves your band. | |
Every, like, best bands of all time list, Flav of Flav is in the top 50, if not the top 10. | |
So how are you? | |
I like in that song too, he goes, Fuck John Wayne, he's a racist, and most of my heroes don't appear on no stamps. | |
All of your heroes appear on stamps. | |
I wouldn't be surprised if there's a Louis Veracon stamp. | |
Biggie Smalls is the greatest. | |
He's fantastic. | |
Blastic. | |
Frankie Smalls with the glass in the glass. | |
I put a mask on with the glass. | |
Biggie Smalls is from Sri Lanka? - America? | |
I think you gotta make your skin a little lighter. | |
It seems racist. | |
It does. | |
I think you've got to make your skin a little lighter. | |
It seems racist. | |
It does. | |
This one does. | |
Yeah. | |
Yeah. | |
What's the other one? | |
Oh, Jesse Lee Peterson doesn't seem racist for some reason. | |
No, no, no. | |
When you were a Julian Mumbaga from South Africa. | |
Anyway, welcome to Get Off My Lawn Live. | |
Thank you, Matty O'Dell, for coming back to the show. | |
No, that's Biggie Smalls. | |
Hey, there we go. | |
What's up, everybody? | |
Good to see you. | |
That's Biggie White Smalls. | |
Biggie Baby Monster. | |
Baby Monster. | |
Baby Monster. | |
Biggie Smalls comes from a middle class household, by the way. | |
No! | |
Yes. | |
Oh, what? | |
He ain't from these streets. | |
That sucks. | |
Same with Ice Cube. | |
Middle class dude. | |
So was Dr. Dre. | |
Dr. Dre. | |
Now they have a big screening process. | |
Before you get signed and wrapped, they would go, I want to know what neighborhood you're from. | |
I want to know if your dad's in jail. | |
I got to see your criminal record. | |
Oh, shit. | |
Looks kind of nice. | |
It looks like 10 Downing Street. | |
Yeah, it does. | |
Like uptown. | |
I expect Boris Johnson to come out with a funny hairdo. | |
Somebody left their motorcycle out there. | |
It looks fine. | |
There's shrubs. | |
None of the cars are on cinder blocks. | |
Brass handle doors? | |
Nice. | |
Molding brass handle doors. | |
AC units. | |
He said he had no AC. | |
It was always worse than the projects we had no AC. | |
Okay we did you got me. | |
Lied. | |
No heat. | |
Yeah new heat. | |
That's why Christmas missed us. | |
Yeah. | |
He's a liar. | |
You guys really know your Biggie Smalls. | |
Well he's the infamous. | |
So you know how it works today? | |
The first half hour is sponsored, so we can make it free, and all you freeloaders get to get to know our fans. | |
No, no, sorry, worst word ever. | |
What we call our baby monsters, and we read letters, we do live chats, and we take calls. | |
And the live chats this week are just like last week, where 100% of the profits go to Joe Biggs. | |
Go to his case. | |
I think I'm going to be subpoenaed for this January 6th shit. | |
I don't mind. | |
Subpoena me away. | |
I want to explain to the jury what the Proud Boys are. | |
I kind of wish I was subpoenaed for Max and John and I could have explained all the jokes they used in trial as like these horrible racist quotes. | |
What are you printing out? | |
The reads. | |
I have them here, shit for brains. | |
Oh, cool. | |
So if you want to send in the super chat or a pay chat as we call it You go to the live Page on sensor dot TV and then click here donate donate to read remember There's people just listening to the audio in the future Donate to read a message on air and we'll read as many as we can hundred dollar ones of course we will read Without exception, but anything under that will definitely show it on the screen. | |
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But if you do have a beard, you don't want one of these wiry pube beards. | |
You want to have a soft, silky smooth beard. | |
Especially if you're out there in the singles world and you're making out with chicks that have never made out with a dude with a beard before. | |
It kind of freaks them out. | |
The mustache hairs go up their nose. | |
So you want to make it as normal as possible. | |
What? | |
They kind of like get like a little rash. | |
Yeah, they can get scratchy. | |
Yeah. | |
You don't want the first time you make out with a chick for her to go, man, he's nice and everything. | |
But I wake up with diaper rash on my lips. | |
It's the worst. | |
The scratchiness right around the... Why? | |
Have you made out with a bunch of bearded guys, Ry? | |
I don't want to interrupt the read. | |
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You know what happened with that suit, that guy who won the suit for Need of Fashions? | |
I'm gonna send it to him, but a bunch of other people emailed going, I'm the guy who won the suit. | |
Yeah. | |
Two other people did that. | |
So now I gotta go and vet assholes. | |
Who are lying! | |
Like, why are you wasting people's time? | |
We're back to prank calls here. | |
Some pranks are funny, jackass is good at it, but just making someone have to go through paperwork, is that amusing to you? | |
Alrighty then. | |
Okay. | |
My new toy. | |
Here, let me get selfish for a second here. | |
So I built a bar in my basement. | |
And I obviously want to call it, I don't have a choice, it has to be called Gavin's Tavern, right? | |
It writes itself. | |
I've been. | |
Yeah. | |
We partied there the other night. | |
Oh yes we did. | |
Good times. | |
You know the guy we partied with? | |
He texted me the next day, did I tell you this? | |
No, no, no. | |
He's like, just so you should know, your buddy's hands say Mr. Murderer and your throat here, so you may want to watch your back. | |
Thanks for the heads up. | |
Shit, I had no idea. | |
Oh, for fuck's sakes, huh? | |
You should wear Mickey Mouse gloves when you first meet people. | |
Yeah. | |
Hi, how are you? | |
That's even creepier. | |
So what I want to do is make a nice logo that says GAVS TAV, but then I want to have it cut out on like white plastic. | |
Die cut. | |
You know what I mean? | |
Like plexiglass, but white plastic. | |
Yeah, I can see that. | |
And then put it on the wall. | |
So does anyone have like a machine that cuts plexiglass for me? | |
I'll send you the logo. | |
And then can anyone help me make the logo? | |
CNC. | |
Gabs. | |
Taff. | |
I'll show you what I'm thinking of. | |
Maybe later. | |
Um. | |
What else should we talk about? | |
One little tiny news item we have to cover. | |
I can't get over this fucking clown. | |
This black dude goes to Ukraine, gets a bunch of money, because he says he's going to do some real reporting, and so far his reporting has just been like, hey you know that beer, Schlupenmasen? | |
No? | |
Well it's from Ukraine, and I'm right by the brewery, check it out! | |
No? | |
If you're going to go down there, you need to show us some dead babies. | |
Sorry. | |
Like, that's what we need. | |
We need blood. | |
If it bleeds, it leads. | |
So we're not really looking for a local tour of various Ukraine distilleries or safe things. | |
I don't, I would never want to be a war reporter. | |
I don't like that kind of shit. | |
I don't want to get blowed up in your stupid wars, especially if I didn't sign up for a fucking, for the army. | |
But if you are dumb enough to go do that, we need some blood. | |
So he's got zero blood, but while he's down there, he's discovered that he's queer. | |
Now, there's a catch. | |
He doesn't want to suck any dicks. | |
If you look, did I send you this, Ryan? | |
I don't have an email from you. | |
Yes you do. | |
Was this, oh, uh, the other day's email? | |
No, March 24th at 8:25 p.m. to Ryan Rivera. | |
Did it not come through? | |
No. | |
Did I not send it? | |
Maybe I just printed it out and then I never actually hit send. | |
I've done that before. | |
Poop farts. | |
Alright. | |
If it's on your phone, it- No, it's on my desktop. | |
I'm gonna go to my office and send it, because you gotta see this guy. | |
You guys be amusing while I'm gone. | |
He needs to be careful if he comes across some Russian soldiers, because they're not too fond of, uh, queer guys. | |
No, Putin is not. | |
We have a super chat. | |
I think Ryan is blurry. | |
That's a good theory. | |
That's the problem. | |
It's not the camera's fault. | |
Ryan is blurry and that's extra scary to me. | |
It's blurry face. | |
There's a gay out-of-focus Jap roaming around Brooklyn. | |
Mitch, 17 years ago this week. | |
Rest in peace Mitch. | |
Aw man, Mitch Hedberg died. | |
Yeah, Mitch Hedberg rules. | |
Mitch Hedberg died? | |
Wow. | |
17. | |
We got all the hot, recent news. | |
17 years ago this week. | |
Okay. | |
What an irrelevant piece of information. | |
Okay, I sent it to you. | |
That guy, that's not worth reading, that $10 one. | |
You should be honored that it appeared on the screen. | |
The cobalt farts are results of COVID. | |
You lost your sense of smell, dude. | |
Says Alex Portman. | |
Very confidently, this person has figured out our problem. | |
Hey, shithead! | |
You smart asses who have figured everything out. | |
Did you know that know-it-alls are usually the stupidest people in the room? | |
Yes. | |
Clearly it has occurred to us that it's just my nose that makes all my farts and shit smell like sulfur. | |
And my piss, by the way. | |
But as Ryan pointed out on the show, when he's changing his daughter's diaper, he doesn't smell sulfur or cobalt or whatever you want to call it. | |
He smells shit. | |
And I've smelled other people's shit in public bathrooms. | |
Yes. | |
Me too. | |
So, yes it has occurred to me, fuckhead. | |
A 51 year old has done the basic scientific analysis of this strange problem where his shits and farts smell like cobalt. | |
Not only that! | |
I have farted in the car and my daughter and wife have both said, what is that? | |
Didn't occur to them that it was from a butthole. | |
And they were like, what is that weird sulfur smell? | |
Did a robot die in our car? | |
Yeah. | |
Is someone burning plastic wires? | |
So. | |
That goes through my computer chip thing. | |
This goes back to... What's that? | |
That we have computer chips in our shit? | |
It's making us... It's building computer inside of us. | |
But you didn't get the vaccine, nor did I. No, that's the update. | |
The virus is just the base you take it out of the package. | |
So somehow I got a microchip in my body just from like a sneeze? | |
It's building microchips. | |
Like also, I don't know if you noticed, but in the shower, you'll clear your nose out and you'll see like... | |
Compound structures where snot regular snot would be before now. | |
It's like it's weird Have you noticed your snot in there a lot of things that are untrue or weird? | |
I think you'll find like dinosaurs. | |
That's why they're called retarded theories Like dinosaurs Can we just go over Ryan's various phases of Remember he was learning German for a while. | |
The moon landing was fake, was a thing. | |
Dinosaurs, he's back on dinosaurs now. | |
But they're biblical and they lived with men. | |
Yeah, but then you said they were real. | |
No, yeah, you changed it. | |
You didn't believe they existed at all before. | |
Now they existed, but they're just like... After Afpac. | |
From like the year 600, they died or something. | |
Yeah, if they're in the scripture, then I believe them. | |
Okay, so let's count that as two different theories. | |
One, dinosaurs don't exist. | |
One, dinosaurs did exist with man. | |
Right. | |
That's four wildly retarded things Ryan was into. | |
Now, I guess number five is COVID Is made up of tiny little nanobots, like a science fiction movie, and they are building microchips inside our body as we speak. | |
And when you clean your nose out in the shower, there's compound structures. | |
Compound structures, yeah. | |
That's, I guess, a microchip that, like, wasn't made. | |
It's an accident. | |
It got caught in the mucous membranes. | |
And when you're farting and pissing and stuff like that, now it's like, it's like technology waste that's coming out. | |
That's why it smells like burnt electronics. | |
Amazing amazing thing about is that he actually believes this shit. | |
It's I'm floating it I don't I don't know and then you'll bring it up like a month later, and he'll go oh that yeah Like we don't like German what happened to German that was your commitment. | |
I started brushing up on it. | |
Maybe a month or two ago, but um Yeah, it's it's hard. | |
I hit a wall for sure I hit a wall. | |
I will bodybuilding is number six I Well, I'm still going with that. | |
Right. | |
I got my testosterone check. | |
Should I reveal the... Let me guess. | |
It starts with the letter F and ends with the letter AG. | |
That's not a letter. | |
So no, that's false. | |
Well, it is a letter. | |
It's not a number. | |
It's two letters. | |
The letter AG? | |
Yeah. | |
It's two letters. | |
Well, that's a periodic table of elements. | |
Spoken like a true F-ag. | |
Disagree. | |
So what was your number? | |
Yeah, we're waiting. | |
I'd say 7800. | |
Well, we're waiting! | |
I'm sending the results to the computer so I can show them. | |
800. | |
800, that's... Thank you, but no. | |
What's the normal range? | |
It goes from like 300 to 1100. | |
Yes. | |
And what's the average Joe on the street? 500? | |
I don't know. | |
Mine's low. | |
Let's see. | |
I sent it to myself. | |
Mine's probably 1200. | |
Are you sure yours is low? | |
Yeah, I have my results. | |
Do you know what they were? | |
Yeah, I'll send them to you. | |
Sweet. | |
Okay, now we're cooking. | |
Send them to you right now. | |
Excuse the phone. | |
Yeah, my thing is being sent to and it's not quick. | |
But in the meantime, I'm going to... Okay, it just sent. | |
I'm going to pull up this right here. | |
Jeff. | |
Jeff, what now? | |
Okay, so I have the images and they are to be shown in a matter of seconds. | |
Do we have live chats piling up here? | |
Probably a few. | |
So, here we go. | |
426. | |
The low end of the normal spectrum. | |
426 the low end of the normal spectrum. | |
Yeah that you're I'm I'm 433 dude. | |
Damn. | |
Wait, wait. | |
Matty's 433 with a heart condition and all kinds of medication and five doctors monitoring him making sure his testosterone doesn't get too high or he could die. | |
So his is held down unnaturally. | |
Yes. | |
Ryan. | |
And also he's older than I am, so he should have lower. | |
Yeah, 50. | |
Right. | |
Not 30. | |
So there's something weird. | |
So this is not looking good, my friend. | |
It's not good at all. | |
I was very upset. | |
So here is Jeff Nippard. | |
His is 358. | |
Lower than mine. | |
What, didn't you just say yours is 326? | |
- Yours is 326? - 426. - 426? - 426. - I'm higher than you? | |
426. | |
Yeah. | |
So here's another thing. | |
Go ahead, shimmy. | |
I ignored this. | |
I mean, obviously, I'm Japanese, so that's not good. | |
You are also playing with your bangs as you talk. | |
That should have been an indicator that something was up. | |
But plenty of hair, that's also a bad indicator. | |
You may want a little TRT there, bud. | |
That's a lifelong commitment. | |
So I'm not too happy about having to do that. | |
But I'll look into it. | |
I'm going to take another test. | |
So I looked up some videos on this, and people have Had a 500 point difference when they took their first test, when they took the second test. | |
It fluctuates. | |
Also, I took mine late and it said, are you sure you want to take it this late? | |
You got the app with it. | |
What do you mean late? | |
In the day? | |
It's not like it's a period. | |
Like 10, 10, 15. | |
It says you have to take it like at 9. | |
9am? | |
Yeah. | |
And I was like, how could that possibly matter? | |
I was like, it doesn't matter. | |
So I just did it late. | |
So maybe that has something to do with it. | |
Also, I don't know. | |
People say that throughout your life and throughout the day it fluctuates a lot. | |
So I'm going to take another one to be sure. | |
You should take two at least. | |
It's also the possibility that you're a retarded pussy. | |
I don't think that's... | |
Well, he was. | |
That's the Occam's razor here I'm going with, you know. | |
King of the fag zone. | |
Yeah, it's the rad zone. | |
The rad zone. | |
And so this is me wondering what I'd be like with high testosterone. | |
Yeah, even the fact that you're showing pictures of yourself and talking about yourself this much is kind of a low-key thing to do. | |
Who are those little boys that interviewed Fauci and they did their own test? | |
They're called like the Daily Beast boys? | |
Oh, the Try Guys. | |
The Try Guys. | |
Yeah. | |
So they had 200. | |
That's kind of your vibe. | |
They had 200. | |
Like the highest guy there was... Okay, so you should hang out with them and you'll be like the fucking... You'll be the Conan the Barbarian of their crew. | |
That's like severely deficient. | |
Yes. | |
So I'm hearing, um, now there's this video here. | |
When you see these journalists writing, like on these various cat blogs, like, like Daily Beast and all that, they're all the same. | |
What are you showing us now, Ryan? | |
We're getting bored of your gay fucking t-shirt. | |
So this guy had a very low rating, right? | |
Yeah. | |
Don't care. | |
Don't care. | |
Boring. | |
You're turning this show into a boring show. | |
Anyway, back to me and what I was talking about earlier, this Black dude in Ukraine thinks he's queer. | |
He's discovered he's queer. | |
But there's a caveat here. | |
So if you'll just go to the first thing I emailed you. | |
Tiana McGrath's making fun of him. | |
I've just started identifying as queer over the last four months. | |
And he's got a good sense of humor about it. | |
He says, does that make me the new queer but an old black? | |
You can tell he's woke because he capitalizes B. But notice 5,000 likes. | |
And here's the caveat. | |
I think most men, especially black men like me, Who quote-unquote come out later in life is because, terrible grammar, we don't really know it ourselves. | |
Interesting. | |
So he came out so late because he's just discovered this now. | |
So he wasn't hiding anything. | |
Also. | |
I'm attracted to a wide range of women, but not men at all. | |
So I didn't know how to ID myself, even though I haven't felt quote unquote straight in years. | |
And then throws a little LOL in there for laughs. | |
It's like just contradicting. | |
The fuck are you talking about? | |
You're a queer who's not attracted to men, only women. | |
That would be a heterosexual male. | |
Yeah, that would be an older black dude. | |
Isn't trans sex inherently queer? | |
If I were having sex with a trans woman that had a penis, and I stimulated that penis with my mouth and anus, it would fall under queer. | |
Nope. | |
If you're a cis-het man having sex with a woman, you're having straight sex. | |
Yeah, there's something about sucking a dick that just feels queer to me. | |
Well, it's not. | |
It's a woman's piece. | |
This is a totally different thing. | |
This is an old meme that was going around where some guy was having trouble sucking women's dicks. | |
But I like that now you're a horny, middle-aged black man. | |
You want to fuck fat chicks, skinny chicks, old and young chicks. | |
Not dissimilar to basically every black guy I've ever met. | |
Now that means he can still be queer. | |
Now, if I'm a queer, I'm getting kind of annoyed at this point. | |
Because guys are moving in on my my oppression you know? | |
Like these guys worked hard to have their little oppression thing and now some straight guy moves in and is like me too fuck. | |
It sucks you guys. | |
Many men are closed about their sexuality because of how they feel they would be received. | |
I have a support system and access to mental health services, boss. | |
I don't care about people's negative reactions. | |
What the fuck? | |
It's just another example of this ridiculous asshole mess that is clown world. | |
All right. | |
Oh, I got Maddie's test results here. | |
Should I show that? | |
Sure. | |
Yeah. | |
Okay. | |
433. | |
So I'm gonna take another one. | |
Matty O'Dell, medicated to keep his T down, smokes Ryan Rivera, who works out every day, takes guerrilla mode, and has become a bodybuilder. | |
Yeah. | |
Essentially. | |
Well. | |
He's bulking up. | |
It's sad, but it's true. | |
It is really sad. | |
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Thursday nights live is the only day I don't wear a suit and 99% of my suits are Nita Fashions to the collar that I drunkenly bought a suit for. | |
Fuck. | |
I don't remember doing that. | |
You know, I was talking to a guy today and he said, if you're blackout drunk and you're talking to someone who's also blackout drunk, where does that conversation go? | |
It goes into some hard drive in the cosmos somewhere. | |
Yeah. | |
A black hole. | |
It's gone forever. | |
Echoing into a black hole. | |
Maybe it comes back into your frontal lobe like 30 years later. | |
Maybe. | |
Remember that time? | |
Yeah. | |
Nita Fashions gives, what you should do, by the way, you contact them. | |
You mentioned that you're calling from the show. | |
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No specific code names, unfortunately. | |
Most of our viewers, most of the Baby Monsters, like to contact them on their Instagram's DM, for whatever reason. | |
They they travel all over the world doing fittings but if that's if that you'll get that schedule if that seems too far away you can do a fitting at home you get your girlfriend to do a little uh measuring tape around the neck you get all sized up and then you have a perfect suit and I'll tell you until you've wore a tailored suit you don't know what it's like To be bespoken. | |
It is fucking amazing. | |
It feels like pajamas. | |
Like the blue collar LARPing I do most of the time with my red wings that blister my feet and my fucking welder's pants that bake my ass cheeks at 300 degrees. | |
And my uncomfortable starched fucking denim shirts. | |
Much more uncomfortable than my suits. | |
My suits are PJs. | |
I can sleep in my suit. | |
And I often do. | |
And they'll show you different swatches. | |
You can get any pattern you want. | |
You can get a $50 shirt or a $300 shirt. | |
That's another great thing too is the range. | |
You could get a custom suit for as cheap as maybe $800. | |
Or maybe cheaper, I don't know. | |
But you can also get a $1,500 suit. | |
In New York City, you're looking at $3,000 minimum for a tailored suit. | |
And that's why I always say Nita Fashions is for cheap, rich guys. | |
You get the incredible quality of the elites with the men's warehouse prices. | |
NitaFashions.com. | |
What's their Instagram, Ryan? | |
Nita.Fashions. | |
Nita.Fashions is their Instagram. | |
Contact them, say Gavin sent you. | |
And they deal with a baby monster a day, on average. | |
It's beautiful. | |
We've got fun new shirts coming out, by the way. | |
Baby monsters on them. | |
We've got a fluorescent shirt. | |
What do you call that? | |
I should know these terms. | |
Hi-viz. | |
Hi-viz. | |
Lawn care shirts coming up. | |
Get off my lawn. | |
Lawn care. | |
Oh, we've got Josh LaCasse. | |
I mentioned him yesterday on the show. | |
He's scrambling after getting cancelled on Patreon. | |
Now he's got a gumroad. | |
I gotta say, Josh, you should have known that you're about to get cancelled from Patreon. | |
It's a paper. | |
Is it a paper tiger? | |
Is that the term? | |
Paper tigers. | |
That's a good song. | |
So go to wronggopgumroad.com to help him. | |
They banned him for being on Infowars. | |
We already discussed that. | |
All right, let's put up the number for some calls. | |
But before we do, I want to talk to a guy who's suing Antifash Gordon. | |
He's a lawyer. | |
Antifash Gordon is this guy who calls everyone he doesn't like a Nazi and doxes them. | |
His argument is that it's free speech. | |
This guy's argument is, no, it's a call to action, and action is pursuit. | |
They don't just harass these people's employers, but they slash the car tires and attack the people. | |
So he's facilitating attacks, and that's not free speech, I'm afraid. | |
Do you have him on the line? | |
Can you dig him up? | |
Just kind of turn your mic on there. | |
And are we losing... I don't have a mic. | |
...the freebies? | |
Oh, I got you. | |
Are we losing the freebies? | |
No, not yet. | |
I feel so bloated after one beer. | |
Yeah. | |
Look at this. | |
That's one beer. | |
No, it's two. | |
Maybe it's three. | |
Are we getting video from you, sir? | |
You're on the line. | |
Can you hear us? | |
How's it going, my friend? | |
It's going well, man. | |
How are you? | |
Good. | |
I just know you as Peter Antifash Lawyer. | |
Patrick. | |
Patrick, sorry. | |
So, you must get into some legal troubles with these guys because America is very pro-free speech, thank God, but people tend to abuse these pro-free speech laws and use it to dox those that they deem to be fashy. | |
Well, that's true, but, you know, I've sort of avoided the fray because I You know, I confront it head on. | |
I mean, I guess the best way to go about it, not that I'm a confrontational fellow, but I just, I don't really engage in the nonsense. | |
I'll ask, you know, make them challenge you substantively and that's where they just give up when that happens. | |
So. | |
Right. | |
That's my advice to anybody. | |
Just go at them head on. | |
Ask them plain, straightforward questions. | |
It doesn't happen. | |
I mean, I get, you know, since I filed a complaint some time back, I get, you know, Pretty good variety of obscene calls, strange phone calls, that kind of thing. | |
But as soon as you ask the first question, it goes right out the window. | |
So what is the first question? | |
You know, I just ask him, you know, where have I been a Nazi? | |
I mean, they call me a Nazi all the time and say, where have you seen me goose stepping? | |
Where have, uh, you know, I asked him, just ask him ridiculous questions. | |
But you know, when they call you a Klansman or a Nazi, well, I tell them Irish Catholic, so it'd be hard for me to be a Klansman. | |
And then, you know, I asked him, where have you seen me goose stepping? | |
You know, I might, you know. | |
So what specifically is your case that you're suing Antifash Gordon on behalf of a client whose life he destroyed? | |
Pretty much. | |
I mean, you know, Sandy Fish Gordon, he coordinates these doxing campaigns. | |
So we obtain information about people who are using like the pseudonym online. | |
So online, somebody's, you know, Tom Wilson, that's his name online, let's just say. | |
So when he says things that Andy Fash Gordon finds offensive which it could be anything really he's got it's a wide variety of things that offend him and it's subject to change by the way. | |
So then what he did was he thought about obtaining my guy's real identity what his real name was and then he posts his real name he doxes his real name it was Twitter account at that time he had about 25,000 followers give or take And then it is bombarded my client's employer and his labor union with thousands of phone, thousands of communications, emails, tweets, and just like a blitzkrieg, you know, just nonstop. | |
And it happened over the course of three months. | |
And then, you know, the calls progressively get violent. | |
I mean, they just turn into from, oh, hey, Gavin's an idiot to if you don't get rid of Gavin, you know, there's going to be blood and it's going to be your fault. | |
You know, it's that kind of that's how they progress. | |
And that's what happened to my client. | |
And then he gets what I consider them death threats, basically, because, I mean, if you're getting calls from unknown people telling your employer, you've got to go. | |
Or there's going to be blood. | |
I mean, to me, that's that's a violent threat, you know? | |
So this is Antifash Gordon's real name is Christian Exu. | |
He's way upstate. | |
He's got all kinds of of rumors swirling around him about sexual assault and wanting dates, starting a campaign where a date of his dad's wears a GoPro. | |
Was that his dad's or him? | |
That's a weird situation. | |
I know what you're talking about. | |
I've heard about that. | |
Have you seen it? | |
It looks as if he was an associate professor of some kind. | |
That's what it looks like. | |
I don't know. | |
Maybe I'm filling in blanks here. | |
But the name of the petition online or something like that was, make so-and-so wear a GoPro on her date with the hot professor. | |
And he's the hot professor. | |
And he was the hot professor, yeah. | |
This is always the case. | |
These guys throw stones from their glass houses and as soon as you peel back the curtain and look at them you find Christian Iksu is this deranged pervert. | |
You find out his dad is a slumlord. | |
Who refuses to let the tenants have inspections on their apartments so he can continue to provide uninspectable, I'm watching my words here because I know we're getting into legal areas. | |
He doesn't want his buildings inspected, which I presume shows that he wants to continue to be a slumlord and provide shitty housing. | |
And then we find out, more disturbingly, that Christian Exu's mother, they're all academics by the way, We live in these college towns. | |
She's got this incredibly high rate of giving kids to foster care, which some say is a financial incentive, where she's saying, uh-oh, this kid's being abused and he's off to foster care and the parents are like, whoa, whoa, what are you doing? | |
And there's talk of kickbacks involved. | |
So really dark shit. | |
Wait, sorry? | |
I've heard that. | |
I've heard that in St. | |
Lawrence County. | |
I've heard that story. | |
So talk of removing children and giving them away for money, being a slumlord, and then these perverted dating sexual assault things. | |
These are the people who are deciding who is a fascist and whose lives need to be destroyed. | |
And the lives they're destroying are EMTs, blue-collar guys, cops. | |
So it's these academic overpaid elites destroying the lives of people who are providing the American way of life. | |
It's not a very healthy trend. | |
No, it's it's it's you know what is it's this is the one group of people these like well we call them skids by the way these Antifa people some of me and my some of my staff here we call them skids because somebody said that they the the Antifa people Excuse my language, but the Antifa people are the skid marks from the shit stain that is progressive politics. | |
So we just refer to them as skids, but these skids, they seem to be the only group of people where the stereotypes fit. | |
They are overly educated, typically affluent people from affluent families, and they are almost always punching down economically. | |
And I'm somebody, I have what they call a shanny Irish background, which is just another way of saying, you know, poor white trash. | |
So this thing bothers me on several levels, you know, I'm as well educated as any of them, you know, I have a law degree or whatever. | |
So I've got, you know, I've got the second level degree, like a lot of these people, but just the The fraudulence of what how they present themselves and what they are just irks me. | |
It really just it brings it up and you know it's like you know an old Irish you got to be aggrieved to get yourself right you know to get yourself directed at something and that's kind of this just the way this bothers me that you would attack a man's family because he said something like you know men have Y chromosomes and that would like that would like set these people off Like you wouldn't believe. | |
I think a lot of them want to be abused. | |
They want to be hit. | |
They want to be beaten. | |
So they attack these manly men and destroy their lives and attack their children, hoping that the guy will come to their house and kick the shit out of them because they hate themselves and they want to be abused. | |
We're dealing with really sick, mentally ill, fucking losers. | |
And it's hard to fight back against losers because they have nothing to lose and they want you to beat them up. | |
Well, you know what, they are misfits and misanthropes. | |
That's what this group of people is. | |
A lot of misfits, you know, it's kind of like the guy who either everybody picked on him or everybody used to sleep with his sister. | |
Like that kind of guy, like who didn't ever really kind of fit in. | |
A lot of, like, poser types, too. | |
You know, they're all, like, they all, like, talk about how they're punk rock and all that. | |
Meanwhile, like, they don't accept that the Sex Pistols are a boy band. | |
Like, they're that kind of punk rocker, you know what I mean? | |
Well, they also push hard for all of the government mandates on COVID and vaccines and get mad if you don't wear a mask. | |
They fight anti-vaxxers. | |
Anyway, Patrick, we gotta get back to this. | |
Thank you very much for coming on the show, and let's constantly keep updated, because I'm happy to see lawfare being waged on these cunts. | |
Yeah, whoever gets stocks, First Avenue, all the cops, like, you know, try to be legit about it so you make a record of it, and then you can follow up civilly, man. | |
You gotta do it. | |
Thank you very much, Gavin. | |
Have a good night, man. | |
Cheers, Patrick. | |
Good talking to you. | |
Take care. | |
You know what's funny about Antifa these days? | |
They have this conundrum where they are against anti-semitism. | |
That's very bad. | |
That's Nazis. | |
But they're pro-Palestine. | |
They hate Israel. | |
And they're in bed with BLM. | |
BLM is in bed with Nation of Islam. | |
Now you got Louis Farrakhan. | |
Now you got the Jews are cockroaches shit. | |
So they don't know what to do. | |
So there's a massive civil war going on with Antifa right now where they hate anti-semitism but they also hate Jews. | |
What did Trump say? | |
Everything woke turns to shit? | |
Everything woke turns to shit. | |
And the radical left has gone so far left that they're cannibalizing each other now. | |
And I hear tale after tale of, you know, some trans person who had their dick cut off getting mad at someone like our guy here who says he's queer, but he still wants to just fuck women. | |
And so they're getting into this sort of pecking order of who's more oppressed. | |
And it's fun to watch. | |
Because they've never experienced conflict before. | |
They've always been dishing it out. | |
And it's nice to see them out to take it from their own. | |
Anyway! | |
That is a very unfortunate situation. | |
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