GOML LIVE #141 - SPILLING THE T (Part 1)
Ryan's gets his testosterone results in and it's not good. Also, stop playing video games, trans is still funny, and we make a sign for Gavin's bar "Gav's Tav" live on the air.
Ryan's gets his testosterone results in and it's not good. Also, stop playing video games, trans is still funny, and we make a sign for Gavin's bar "Gav's Tav" live on the air.
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| That was way better in my memory than what I just heard. | |
| Well, we had two speakers going, but I remember that being the craziest song in the world when it came out. | |
| Now it's like a mildly amusing rap jam. | |
| Am I, did you play the right version or something? | |
| I believe so. | |
| That seemed like rap music. | |
| I thought there was all kinds of like, yeah. | |
| Fight to fight to fit to fight. | |
| That's the one that starts out with that. | |
| Fight to fight to fit to fight to fight. | |
| Fight to fight, fight, bang, junk, junk, boom, bang. | |
| Lame. | |
| Fight the power, man. | |
| Fight the power. | |
| Yeah, fight the power. | |
| Popular band in the world at the time, making millions of dollars. | |
| Fight the power, man. | |
| Did you see the cameo of Tawana Brawley there? | |
| No. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Right there. | |
| Oh, Jackie is. | |
| Oh, we hadn't got the whole story at that point. | |
| No. | |
| Whoops. | |
| Yeah. | |
| This buffoon is under the impression that that Flava Flav sitcom they had was the man. | |
| Like a lot of these radical lefties think that there's this big omnipotent force. | |
| I mean, there is when it comes to Klaus Schwab and globalism. | |
| But as far as the details, like fighting public enemy, no, dude. | |
| They're not in control of the public narrative when it comes to rap bands. | |
| Anyway, he was under the impression that they made that Flava Flav show to make Public Enemy look bad via Flava Flav. | |
| And I'm like, dude, you're giving them way too much credit. | |
| And everyone loves your band. | |
| Every like best bands of all time list, Flava Flav is in the top 50, if not the top 10. | |
| So how are you? | |
| I like in that song too, he goes, fuck John Wayne. | |
| He's a racist. | |
| Most of my heroes don't appear on no stamps. | |
| All of your heroes appear on stamps. | |
| I wouldn't be surprised if there's a Lewis Varracon stamp. | |
| Biggie Smalls is the greatest. | |
| He's fantastic, blastic. | |
| Fuck the Spalles with the glitz and the glitz. | |
| Label of the basket. | |
| Pull the basketball with the glass ball. | |
| Biggie Smalls is from Sri Lanka. | |
| I'm sweet with the Franklins. | |
| Got bad bibs of bus got bad hustlers. | |
| Got bad shorts. | |
| I think you gotta make your skin a little lighter. | |
| It seems racist. | |
| It does. | |
| This one does. | |
| Yeah. | |
| What's the other one? | |
| Oh, Jesse Lee Peterson doesn't seem racist for some reason. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| When you were a Julian Mumbaga from South Africa. | |
| Yeah, that was. | |
| Anyway, welcome to Get Off My Lawn Live. | |
| Thank you, Maddie O'Dell, for coming back to the show. | |
| No, that's Biggie Smalls. | |
| Hey, here we go. | |
| What's up, everybody? | |
| Good to see you. | |
| That's Biggie White Smalls. | |
| Biggie Baby Monster. | |
| Baby Bonth. | |
| Baby Groth. | |
| Biggie Smalls comes from a middle-class household, by the way. | |
| No. | |
| Yes. | |
| Oh, what? | |
| He ain't from these streets. | |
| That's same with Ice Cube. | |
| Middle-class dude. | |
| So is Dr. Dre. | |
| Dr. Dre. | |
| Now they have a big screening process. | |
| Before you get signed and wrap, they go, I want to know what neighborhood you're from. | |
| I want to know if your dad's in jail. | |
| I got to see your criminal record. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| It looks kind of nice. | |
| It looks like where, it looks like 10 Downing Street is what it looks like. | |
| Yeah, it does. | |
| I don't expect Boris Johnson to come out with a funny hair dude. | |
| Somebody left their motorcycle out there. | |
| It looks fine. | |
| There's shrubs. | |
| None of the cars are on Cinderboard. | |
| Brass-nail doors? | |
| Molding, brass-handle doors. | |
| AC units. | |
| He said he had no AC. | |
| It was always worth the projects. | |
| We had no AC. | |
| Okay, we did. | |
| You got me. | |
| Lied. | |
| No heat. | |
| Yeah, new heat. | |
| That's why Christmas missed us. | |
| Yeah. | |
| He's a liar. | |
| You guys really know your Biggie Smalls. | |
| Well, he's the infamous. | |
| So you know how it works today? | |
| The first half hour is sponsored, so we can make it free. | |
| And all you freeloaders get to know our fans. | |
| No, no, sorry. | |
| Worst word ever. | |
| What we call our baby monsters. | |
| And we read letters. | |
| We do live chats. | |
| And we take calls. | |
| And the live chats this week are just like last week, where 100% of the profits go to Joe Biggs, go to his case. | |
| I think I'm going to be subpoenaed for this January 6th shit. | |
| I don't mind. | |
| Subpoenum away. | |
| I want to explain to the jury what the Proud Boys are. | |
| I kind of wish I was subpoenaed for Max and John, and I could have explained all the jokes they used in trial as like these horrible racist quotes. | |
| What are you printing out? | |
| The reads. | |
| I have them here, shit for brains. | |
| Oh, cool. | |
| So if you want to send in a super chat or a paychat, as we call it, you go to the live page. | |
| On censored.tv. | |
| And then click here. | |
| Donate. | |
| Donate to read. | |
| Remember, there's people just listening to the audio in the future. | |
| Donate to read a message on air. | |
| We'll read as many as we can. | |
| $100 ones, of course, we will read without exception. | |
| But anything under that, we'll definitely show it on the screen. | |
| We might not get to literally reading it. | |
| There might not be time for a yo. | |
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| Now, as far as the beard grooming stuff, well, you should probably have a beard if you're going to get that. | |
| But if you do have a beard, you don't want one of these wiry pube beards. | |
| You want to have a soft, silky, smooth beard, especially if you're out there in the singles world and you're making out with chicks that have never made out with a dude with a beard before. | |
| It kind of freaks them out. | |
| The mustache hairs go up their nose. | |
| So you want to make it as normal as possible. | |
| What? | |
| They kind of like get like a little rash. | |
| Yeah, they can get scratchy. | |
| Yeah. | |
| You don't want the first time you make out with a chick for her to go, he's nice and everything, but I wake up with diaper rash on my lips. | |
| It's the worst. | |
| The scratchiness right around the. | |
| Why, have you made out with a bunch of bearded guys, Ry? | |
| I don't want to interrupt the read. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| We'll just get back to the read. | |
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| You know what happened with that suit? | |
| That guy who won the suit for Nita Fashions? | |
| I'm going to send it to him, but a bunch of other people emailed going, I'm the guy who won the suit. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Two other people did that. | |
| So now I got to go and vet assholes who are lying. | |
| Well, like, why are you wasting people's time? | |
| We're back to prank calls here. | |
| Some pranks are funny. | |
| Jackass is good at it, but like just making someone have to go through paperwork, is that amusing to you? | |
| Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. | |
| Alrighty, then. | |
| Okay. | |
| My new toy. | |
| Here, let me get selfish for a second here. | |
| So I built a bar in my basement, and I obviously want to call it, I don't have a choice. | |
| It has to be called Gavin's Tavern, right? | |
| It writes itself. | |
| I've been. | |
| Yeah. | |
| We partied there the other night. | |
| Oh, yes, we did. | |
| Good times. | |
| You know the guy we partied with? | |
| He texted me the next day. | |
| Did I tell you this? | |
| No. | |
| He's like, just so you should know, your buddy's hands say Mr. Murder and your throat here. | |
| So you may want to watch your back. | |
| Thanks for the heads up. | |
| Shit, I had no idea. | |
| Oh, for fuck's sake, son. | |
| You should wear Mickey Mouse gloves when you first meet people. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Hi, how are you? | |
| That's even creepier. | |
| So what I want to do is make a nice logo that says Gavs Tav, but then I want to have it cut out on like white plastic die cut. | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| Like plexiglass, but white plastic. | |
| Oh, yeah, yeah. | |
| I can see that. | |
| And then put it on the wall. | |
| So does anyone have like a machine that cuts plexiglass for me? | |
| I'll send you the logo. | |
| And then can anyone help me make the logo? | |
| CNC. | |
| Gavs Tav. | |
| I'll show you what I'm thinking of maybe later. | |
| What else should we talk about? | |
| One little tiny news item we have to cover. | |
| I can't get over this fucking clown. | |
| This black dude goes to Ukraine, gets a bunch of money because he says he's going to do some real reporting. | |
| And so far his reporting has just been like, hey, you know that beer, Schloopenmasen? | |
| No? | |
| Well, it's from Ukraine. | |
| And I'm right by the brewery. | |
| Check it out. | |
| No. | |
| If you're going to go down there, you need to show us some dead babies. | |
| Sorry. | |
| Like, that's what we need. | |
| We need blood. | |
| If it bleeds, it leads. | |
| So we're not really looking for a local tour of various Ukraine distilleries or safe things. | |
| I would never want to be a war reporter. | |
| I don't like that kind of shit. | |
| I don't want to get blown up in your stupid wars, especially if I didn't sign up for the army. | |
| But if you are dumb enough to go do that, we need some blood. | |
| So he's got zero blood, but while he's down there, he's discovered that he's queer. | |
| Wow. | |
| There's a catch. | |
| He doesn't want to suck any dicks. | |
| If you look, did I send you this, Ryan? | |
| I don't have an email from you. | |
| Yes, you do. | |
| Was this? | |
| Oh, the other day's email? | |
| No, March 24th at 8.25 p.m. to Ryan Rivera. | |
| Did it not come through? | |
| No. | |
| Did I not send it? | |
| Maybe I just printed it out and then I never actually hit send. | |
| I've done that before. | |
| Poop farts. | |
| All right. | |
| If it's on your phone, it... | |
| No, it's on my desktop. | |
| I'm going to go to my office because you've got to see this guy. | |
| You guys be amusing one. | |
| He needs to be careful if he comes across some Russian soldiers because they're not too fond of queer guys. | |
| They're not big on the gators. | |
| No, Putin is not. | |
| We have a super chat. | |
| I think Ryan is blurry. | |
| That's a good theory. | |
| That's the problem. | |
| It's not camera's fault, Ryan. | |
| It's blurry, and that's extra scary to me. | |
| It's blurry face. | |
| There's a gay, out of the gay, out-of-focus jap roaming around Brooklyn. | |
| Mitch, 17 years ago this week. | |
| Rest in peace, Mitch. | |
| Oh, man, Mitch Hedberg died. | |
| Yeah, Mitch Hedbert rules. | |
| Mitch Hedberg died? | |
| Wow. | |
| 17. | |
| We got all the hot recent news 17 years ago this week. | |
| Okay. | |
| What an irrelevant piece of information. | |
| Okay, I sent it to you. | |
| That guy, that's not worth reading, that $10 one. | |
| You should be honored that it appeared on the screen. | |
| The cobalt farts are results of COVID. | |
| You lost your sense of smell, dude. | |
| Says Alex Portman. | |
| Very confidently, this person has figured out our problem. | |
| Hey, shithead. | |
| You smart asses who have figured everything out. | |
| Did you know that know-it-alls are usually the stupidest people in the room? | |
| Yes. | |
| Clearly, it has occurred to us that it's just my nose that makes all my farts and shit smell like sulfur. | |
| And my piss, by the way. | |
| But as Ryan pointed out on the show, when he's changing his daughter's diaper, he doesn't smell sulfur or cobalt or whatever you want to call it. | |
| He smells shit. | |
| And I've smelled other people's shit in public bathrooms. | |
| Yes. | |
| Me too. | |
| So, yes, it has occurred to me, fuckhead. | |
| A 51-year-old has done the basic scientific analysis of this strange problem where his shits and farts smell like cobalt. | |
| Not only that, I have farted in the car, and my daughter and wife have both said, What is that? | |
| Didn't occur to them that it was from a butthole. | |
| And they were like, What is that weird sulfur smell? | |
| Did a robot die in our car? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Is someone burning plastic wires? | |
| So. | |
| That goes to my computer chip thing. | |
| This goes back to, what's that? | |
| That we have computer chips in our shit. | |
| This is making us, it's building computer inside of us. | |
| But you didn't get the vaccine, nor did I. | |
| No, that's the update. | |
| The virus is just the base you take it out of the package. | |
| So somehow I got a microchip in my body just from like a sneeze. | |
| It's building microchips. | |
| Like also, I don't know if you noticed, but in the shower, you'll clear your nose out and you'll see like compound structures where snot, regular snot would be before. | |
| Now it's like, it's weird. | |
| Have you noticed you're snot in there? | |
| Well, a lot of things that are untrue or weird, I think you'll find. | |
| Like dinosaurs. | |
| That's why they're called retarded theories. | |
| Like dinosaurs? | |
| Oh, he's back to not believing in dinosaurs. | |
| Can we just go over Ryan's various phases? | |
| Remember, he was learning German for a while. | |
| The moon landing was fake, was a thing. | |
| Kind of. | |
| Dinosaurs, he's back on dinosaurs now. | |
| But they're biblical, and they lived with men. | |
| Yep. | |
| But yeah, but then you said they were real. | |
| No, yeah, you changed it. | |
| You didn't believe they existed at all before. | |
| Now they existed, but they're just like from like the year 600 they died or something. | |
| Yeah, if they're in the scripture, then I believe them. | |
| Okay, so that's, let's count that as two different theories. | |
| Okay. | |
| One, dinosaurs don't exist. | |
| One, dinosaurs did exist with man. | |
| Right. | |
| That's four wildly retarded things Ryan was into. | |
| Now, I guess number five is COVID is made up of tiny little nanobots, like a science fiction movie. | |
| Yep. | |
| And they are building microchips inside our body as we speak. | |
| And when you clean your nose out in the shower, there's compound structures. | |
| Compound structures, yeah. | |
| That's, I guess, a microchip that wasn't made. | |
| It's an accident. | |
| And so it caught in the mucous membranes. | |
| And when you're farting and pissing and stuff like that, now it's like it's like technology waste that's coming out. | |
| That's why it smells like burnt electronics. | |
| Amazing. | |
| The amazing thing about it is that he actually believes this shit. | |
| I'm floating it. | |
| I don't know. | |
| And then you'll bring it up like a month later and he'll go, oh, that? | |
| Yeah, I don't know what the fuck that was about. | |
| Like, we don't. | |
| Like, German. | |
| What happened to German? | |
| That was your commitment. | |
| I started brushing up on it maybe a month or two ago, but yeah, it's hard. | |
| I hit a wall, for sure. | |
| I hit a wall. | |
| Well, bodybuilding is number six. | |
| Well, I'm still going with that. | |
| Right. | |
| I got my testosterone check. | |
| Should I reveal the... | |
| Let me guess. | |
| What were your... | |
| It's... | |
| It starts with the letter F and ends with the letter AG. | |
| That's not a letter. | |
| So no, that's false. | |
| Well, it is a letter. | |
| It's not a number. | |
| It's two letters. | |
| The letter AG? | |
| It's two letters. | |
| Well, that's a periodic table of elements. | |
| Spoken like a true F AG. | |
| Disagree. | |
| So what was your number? | |
| Yeah, we're waiting. | |
| I'd say 700. | |
| Well, 800. | |
| You're waiting. | |
| i'm sending the results to the computer 800 800 that that's thank you but no What's the normal range? | |
| It goes from like 300 to 1,100. | |
| Yes. | |
| And what's the average Joe on the street? | |
| 500? | |
| I don't know. | |
| Mine's low. | |
| Let's see. | |
| I sent it to myself. | |
| Mine's probably 1,200. | |
| Are you sure yours is low? | |
| Yeah, I have my results. | |
| Do you know what they were? | |
| Yeah, I'll send them to you. | |
| Sweet. | |
| Okay, now we're cooking. | |
| Send them to you right now. | |
| Excuse the phone. | |
| Yeah, my thing is being sent, too, and it's not quick. | |
| But in the meantime, I'm going to... | |
| Okay, it just sent. | |
| I'm going to pull up this right here. | |
| Jeff? | |
| Jeff, what now? | |
| Okay. | |
| So I have the images, and they are to be shown in a matter of second. | |
| Do we have live chats piling up here? | |
| Probably have a few. | |
| So here we go. | |
| 426. | |
| The low end of the normal spectrum. | |
| Yeah, I'm 433, dude. | |
| Damn. | |
| Wait, wait. | |
| Maddie's 433 with a heart condition and all kinds of medication and five doctors monitoring him, making sure his testosterone doesn't get too high or he could die. | |
| So his is held down unnaturally. | |
| Yes. | |
| Ryan. | |
| And also, he's older than I am, so he should have 50. | |
| Right. | |
| 30. | |
| So there's a lot looking good. | |
| It's not good at all. | |
| I was very upset. | |
| So here is Jeff Nepard. | |
| His is 358, lower than mine. | |
| So what, didn't you just say yours is 326? | |
| 426. | |
| Oh, oh. | |
| 426? | |
| 426. | |
| I'm higher than you? | |
| Yeah. | |
| So here's another thing. | |
| I ignored this. | |
| I mean, obviously I'm Japanese, so that's not good. | |
| You are also playing with your bangs as you talk. | |
| That should have been an indicator that something was up. | |
| But plenty of hair. | |
| That's also a bad indication. | |
| People want a little TRT there, but that's a lifelong commitment. | |
| So I'm not too happy about having to do that. | |
| But I'll look into it. | |
| I'm going to take another test. | |
| So I looked up some videos on this, and people have had a 500-point difference when they took their first test, when they took the second test. | |
| It fluctuates. | |
| Also, I took mine late, and it said, are you sure you want to take it this late? | |
| You got the app with it? | |
| What do you mean late in the late? | |
| It sounds like it's a period. | |
| Like 10.15. | |
| It says you have to take it like at 9. 9 a.m. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And I was like, how could that possibly matter? | |
| I was like, it doesn't matter. | |
| So I just did it late. | |
| So maybe that has something to do with it. | |
| Also, I don't know. | |
| People say that throughout your life and throughout the day, it fluctuates a lot. | |
| So I'm going to take another one to be sure. | |
| You should take two. | |
| There's also the possibility that you're a retarded pussy. | |
| I don't think that's. | |
| Well, he was. | |
| That's the Occam's razor here I'm going with. | |
| King of the fags. | |
| Yeah. | |
| It's the red zone. | |
| Obvious. | |
| The red zone. | |
| And so this is me wondering what I'd be like with high testosterone. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And even the fact that you're showing pictures of yourself and talking about yourself this much is kind of a low test. | |
| It's like an 80s fluorescent. | |
| Who are those little boys that interviewed Fauci and they did their own tests? | |
| They're called like the Daily Trips. | |
| The try guys. | |
| The try guys. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So they had your vibe. | |
| They had 200, like the highest guy there. | |
| Okay, so you should hang out with them and you'll be like the fucking. | |
| You'll be the Conan, the barbarian of their crew. | |
| That's like severely deficient. | |
| Yes. | |
| So I'm hearing now there's this video here. | |
| When you see these journalists writing, like on these various cat blogs, like Daily Beast and all that, they're all the same. | |
| What are you showing us now, Ryan? | |
| We're getting bored of your gay. | |
| So this guy had a very low rating, right? | |
| Yeah, don't care. | |
| Don't care. | |
| Test it again. | |
| You're turning the show. | |
| But I think. | |
| Anyway, back to me and what I was talking about earlier. | |
| This black dude in Ukraine thinks he's queer. | |
| He's discovered he's queer. | |
| But there's a caveat here. | |
| So if you'll just go to the first thing I emailed you. | |
| Titiana McGrass making fun of him. | |
| I've just started identifying as queer over the last four months. | |
| And he's got a good sense of humor about it. | |
| He says, does that make me the new queer, but an old black? | |
| You can tell he's woke because he capitalizes B. Notice 5,000 likes. | |
| And here's the caveat. | |
| I think most men, especially black men, like me, who quote unquote come out later in life, is because, terrible grammar, we don't really know it ourselves. | |
| Interesting. | |
| So he came out so late because he's just discovered this now. | |
| So he wasn't hiding anything. | |
| Also, I'm attracted to a wide range of women, but not men at all. | |
| So I didn't know how to ID myself, even though I haven't felt quote unquote straight in years. | |
| And then throws a little LOL in there for laps. | |
| It's like just contradicting. | |
| What the fuck are you talking about? | |
| You're a queer who's not attracted to men, only women. | |
| That would be a heterosexual male. | |
| Yeah, that would be an older black dude. | |
| Isn't trans sex inherently queer? | |
| If I were having sex with a trans woman that had a penis and I similar that penis with my mouth and anus, it would fall under queer. | |
| Nope. | |
| If you're a cish hat man having sex with a woman, you're having straight sex. | |
| Well, yeah, there's something about sucking a dick that just feels queer to me. | |
| Well, it's not. | |
| It's a woman's penis. | |
| This is a totally different thing. | |
| This is an old meme that was going around where some guy was like having trouble sucking women's dicks. | |
| But I like that now you're a horny middle-aged black man. | |
| You want to fuck fat chicks, skinny chicks, old and young chicks. | |
| Not dissimilar to basically every black guy I've ever met. | |
| Now that means he can still be queer. | |
| Now, if I'm a queer, I'm getting kind of annoyed at this point. | |
| Because guys are moving in on my oppression, you know? | |
| Like these guys worked hard to have their little oppression thing. | |
| And now some straight guy moves in and is like, me too, fuck. | |
| It sucks, you guys. | |
| Many men are closed about their sexuality because of how they feel they would be received. | |
| I have a support system and access to mental health services, plus I don't care about people's negative reactions. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| It's just another example of this ridiculous asshole mess that is clown world. | |
| All right. | |
| Oh, I got Maddie's test results here. | |
| Should I show that? | |
| Sure, yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| 433. | |
| So I'm going to take another one. | |
| Maddie Odell, medicated to keep his tea down, smokes Ryan Rivera, who works out every day, takes gorilla mode, and has become a bodybuilder. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Essentially. | |
| Well, he's bulking up. | |
| It's sad, but it's true. | |
| It is really sad. | |
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| Thursday nights live is the only day I don't wear a suit, and 99% of my suits are Nita Fashions to the caller that I drunkenly bought a suit for. | |
| Fuck. | |
| I don't remember doing that. | |
| You know, I was talking to a guy today, and he said, if you're blackout drunk and you're talking to someone who's also blackout drunk, where does that conversation go? | |
| It goes into some hard drive in the cosmos somewhere. | |
| A black hole. | |
| It's gone forever. | |
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| Maybe it comes back into your frontal lobe like 30 years later. | |
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| NitaFashions.com. | |
| What's their Instagram, Ryan? | |
| Nita.fashions. | |
| Nita.Fashions is their Instagram. | |
| Contact them, say Gavin sent you. | |
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| Oh, we've got Josh LaCash. | |
| I mentioned him yesterday on the show. | |
| He's scrambling after getting canceled on Patreon. | |
| Now he's got a gumroad. | |
| I gotta say, Josh, you should have known that you're about to get canceled from Patreon. | |
| It's a paper, is it a paper tiger? | |
| Is that the term? | |
| Paper tigers. | |
| That's a good song. | |
| So go to wronggopgumroad.com to help him. | |
| They banned him for being on Infowars. | |
| We already discussed that. | |
| All right, let's put up the number for some calls. | |
| But before we do, I want to talk to a guy who's suing Anti-Fash Gordon. | |
| He's a lawyer. | |
| Anti-Fash Gordon is this guy who calls everyone he doesn't like a Nazi and doxes them. | |
| His argument is that it's free speech. | |
| This guy's argument is: no, it's a call to action, and action is pursuit. | |
| They don't just harass these people's employers, but they slash the car tires and attack the people. | |
| So he's facilitating attacks, and that's not free speech, I'm afraid. | |
| Do you have him on the line? | |
| Can you dig him up? | |
| Just kind of turn your mic on there. | |
| And are we losing the freebies? | |
| Oh, I got you. | |
| Are we losing the freebies? | |
| No, not yet. | |
| I feel so bloated after one beer. | |
| Look at this. | |
| That's one beer. | |
| Well, no, it's two. | |
| Well, maybe it's three. | |
| Okay. | |
| And are we getting video from you, sir? | |
| You're on the line. | |
| Oh, there we go. | |
| Can you hear us? | |
| How's it going, my friend? | |
| It's going well, man. | |
| How are you? | |
| Good. | |
| I just know you as Peter Anti-Fash Lawyer. | |
| Patrick. | |
| Patrick, sorry. | |
| So you must get into some legal troubles with these guys because America is very pro-free speech, thank God. | |
| But people tend to abuse these pro-free speech laws and use it to dox those that they deem to be fashy. | |
| Well, that's true, but you know, I sort of avoided the fray because I, you know, I confront it head-on. | |
| I mean, I guess the best way to go about it. | |
| Not that I'm a confrontational fellow, but I just don't really engage in the nonsense. | |
| I'll ask, you know, make them challenge you substantively, and that's where they just give up when that happens. | |
| So that's my advice to anybody. | |
| Just go at them head-on, ask them plain, straightforward questions. | |
| It doesn't happen. | |
| I mean, I get, you know, since I filed a complaint some time back, I get, you know, pretty good variety of obscene calls, strange phone calls, that kind of thing. | |
| But as soon as you ask the first question, it goes right out the window. | |
| So what is the first question? | |
| You know, I just ask him, you know, where have I been a Nazi? | |
| I mean, they call me a Nazi all the time. | |
| and he said, where have you seen me goose step in? | |
| Oh, I see. | |
| You know, I ask him just ask him ridiculous questions, but when they call you a Klansman or a Nazi, well, I tell him I'm Irish Catholic, so it'll be hard for me to be a Klansman. | |
| And then, you know, I ask him, where have you seen me goose stepping? | |
| You know, you know. | |
| So what specifically is your case? | |
| You're suing Anti-Fash Gordon on behalf of a client whose life he destroyed? | |
| Pretty much. | |
| I mean, you know, Sandy Fash Gordon, he coordinates these doxing campaigns. | |
| So he obtains information about people who are using like a pseudonym online. | |
| So online, somebody's, you know, Tom Wilson. | |
| That's his name online. | |
| Let's just say. | |
| So, and he says things that Andy Fash Gordon finds offensive, which, you know, can be anything, really. | |
| He's got, it's a wide variety of things that offend him, and it's subject to change, by the way. | |
| So then what he did was he thought about obtaining my guy's real identity, what his real name was. | |
| And then he posts his real name. | |
| He doxes his real name to his Twitter account. | |
| At that time, he had about 25,000 followers, give or take. | |
| And then they just bombarded my client's employer and his labor union with thousands of phone, thousands of communications, emails, tweets, phone calls, and just like a blitzkrieg, you know, just non-stop. | |
| And it happened over the course of three months. | |
| And then, you know, the calls progressively get violent. | |
| I mean, they just turn into from, oh, hey, Gavin's an idiot to if you don't get rid of Gavin, you know, there's going to be blood and it's going to be your fault. | |
| You know, it's that kind of, that's how they progress. | |
| And that's what happened to my client. | |
| And then he gets what I consider them death threats, basically, because, I mean, if you're getting calls from unknown people telling your employer, you got to go or there's going to be blood. | |
| I mean, to me, that's a violent threat. | |
| You know, this is Anti-Fash Gordon's real name is Christian Exu. | |
| He's way upstate. | |
| He's got all kinds of rumors swirling around him about sexual assault and wanting dates, starting a campaign where a date of his dad's whereas a GoPro. | |
| Was that his dad's or him? | |
| That's a weird situation. | |
| I know what you're talking about. | |
| I've heard about that. | |
| That if you've seen it, it looks as if he was an associate professor of some kind. | |
| That's what it looks like. | |
| And I don't know. | |
| Maybe I'm filling in blanks here. | |
| But the name of the, what is it, a petition online or something like that was make so-and-so wear a GoPro on her date with the hot professor. | |
| And he's like, and he was the hot professor, yeah. | |
| This is always the case. | |
| These guys throw stones from their glasshouses. | |
| And as soon as you peel back the curtain and look at them, you find Christian Exu is this deranged pervert. | |
| You find out his dad is a slum lord who refuses to let the tenants have inspections on their apartments so he can continue to provide uninspectable. | |
| I'm watching my words here because I know we're getting to legal areas. | |
| He doesn't want his buildings inspected, which I presume shows that he wants to continue to be a slumlord and provide shitty housing. | |
| And then we find out more disturbingly that Christian Xu's mother, they're all academics, by the way. | |
| We live in these college towns. | |
| She's got this incredibly high rate of giving kids to foster care, which some say is a financial incentive where she's saying, uh-oh, this kid's being abused, and he's off to foster care. | |
| And the parents are like, whoa, whoa, what are you doing? | |
| And there's talk of kickbacks involved. | |
| So really dark shit. | |
| Wait, sorry? | |
| I've heard that. | |
| I've heard that St. Lawrence County. | |
| I've heard that story. | |
| So talk of removing children and giving them away for money, being a slumlord, and then these perverted dating sexual assault things. | |
| These are the people who are deciding who is a fascist and whose lives need to be destroyed. | |
| And the lives they're destroying are EMTs, blue-collar guys, cops. | |
| So it's these academic, overpaid elites destroying the lives of people who are providing the American way of life. | |
| It's not a very healthy trend. | |
| No, it's absolutely. | |
| You know what it is? | |
| This is the one group of people, these like, well, we call them skids, by the way. | |
| These Antifa people, some of my staff here, we call them skids because somebody said that the Antifa people, excuse my language, but the Antifa people are the skid marks from the shit stain that is progressive politics. | |
| So we just refer to them as skids, but these skids, they seem to be the only group of people where the stereotypes fit. | |
| They are overly educated, typically affluent people from affluent families, and they are almost always punching down economically. | |
| And I'm somebody, I have what they call a shanty Irish background, which is just another way of saying, you know, poor white trash. | |
| So this thing bothers me on several levels. | |
| You know, I'm as well educated as any of them. | |
| You know, I have a law degree or whatever. | |
| So I've got, you know, I've got the second level degree like a lot of these people. | |
| But just the fraudulence of how they present themselves and what they are just irks me. | |
| It really just brings it up. | |
| And, you know, it's like, you know, an old Irish, you got to be aggrieved to get yourself right, you know, to get yourself directed at something. | |
| And that's kind of this, just the way this bothers me that you would attack a man's family because he said something like, you know, men have Y chromosomes. | |
| And that would like, that would like set these people off. | |
| Like you wouldn't believe. | |
| I think a lot of them want to be abused. | |
| They want to be hit. | |
| They want to be beaten. | |
| So they attack these manly men and destroy their lives and attack their children, hoping that the guy will come to their house and kick the shit out of them because they hate themselves and they want to be abused. | |
| We're dealing with really sick, mentally ill, fucking losers. | |
| And it's hard to fight back against losers because they have nothing to lose and they want you to beat them up. | |
| Well, you know what? | |
| They are misfits and misanthropes. | |
| That's what this group of people is. | |
| A lot of misfits. | |
| You know, it's kind of like the guy who either everybody picked on him or everybody used to sleep with his sister. | |
| Like that kind of guy, like who didn't ever really kind of fit in. | |
| A lot of like poser types too. | |
| You know, they're all like, they all talk about how the punk rock and all that. | |
| And meanwhile, like they don't, they don't accept that the sex pistols are a boy band. | |
| Like they're that kind of punk rocker. | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| Well, they also push hard for all of the government mandates on COVID and vaccines and get mad if you don't wear a mask. | |
| They fight anti-vaxxers. | |
| Anyway, Patrick, we got to get back to this. | |
| Thank you very much for coming on the show. | |
| And let's constantly keep updated because I'm happy to see lawfare being waged on these cunts. | |
| Yeah, whoever's getting stocks, the first day of you, all the cops, like, you know, try to be legit about it so you make a record of it, and then you can follow up civilly, man. | |
| You got to do it. | |
| Thank you very much, Gavin. | |
| Have a good night, man. | |
| Cheers, guys. | |
| Take care. | |
| You know what's funny about Antifa these days? | |
| They have this conundrum where they are against anti-Semitism. | |
| That's very bad. | |
| That's Nazis. | |
| But they're pro-Palestine. | |
| They hate Israel. | |
| And they're in bed with BLM. | |
| BLM is in bed with Nation of Islam. | |
| Now you got Louis Farrakhan. | |
| Now you got the Jews are cockroaches shit. | |
| So they don't know what to do. | |
| So there's a massive civil war going on with Antifa right now where they hate anti-Semitism, but they also hate Jews. | |
| What did Trump say? | |
| Everything woke turns to shit. | |
| Everything woke turns to shit. | |
| And the radical left has gone so far left that they're cannibalizing each other now. | |
| And I hear tale after tale of, you know, some trans person who had their dick cut off getting mad at someone like our guy here who says he's queer, but he still wants to just fuck women. | |
| And so they're getting into this sort of pecking order of who's more oppressed. | |
| And it's fun to watch because they've never experienced conflict before. | |
| They've always been dishing it out. | |
| And it's nice to see them have to take it from their own. | |
| Anyway, that is a very unfortunate situation. | |
| We're going to take some calls now and we're going to go through some fun letters we got. | |
| I've screened them all so they're all gold. | |
| But unfortunately, we're going behind the paywall. | |
| Our sponsors can only take us so far. | |
| We're 42 minutes in and their money is run out. | |
| So I'm going to end the segment to the freeloaders. | |
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