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March 25, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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GOML LIVE #141

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	That was way better in my memory than what I just heard.
	Well, we had two speakers going, but I remembered that being the craziest song in the world when it came out.
	Now it's like a mildly amusing rap jam.
	Am I- did you play the right version or something?
	I believe so.
	That seemed like rap music.
	I thought there was all kinds of like, yeah.
	Fight the fight to fight the fight.
	That's the one that starts out with that.
	Fight the fight to fight the fight to fight.
	Fight the fight to fight fight.
	Fight the power man.
	Fight the power band in the world at the time.
	Making millions of dollars.
	Fight the power man.
	You see the cameo to water broken there.
	No.
	Oh, shit.
	We hadn't got the whole story at that point.
	Whoops.
	This buffoon is under the impression that that flavor flaves sitcom they had was the man.
	Like, a lot of these radical lefties think that there's this big omnipotent force.
	I mean, there is when it comes to Klaus Schwab and globalism.
	But as far as the details, like fighting public enemy, no, dude.
	They're not in control of the public narrative when it comes to rap bands.
	Anyway, he was under the impression that they made that Flavor Flave show to make Public Enemy look bad via Flavor Flave.
	And I'm like, dude, you're giving them way too much credit.
	And everyone loves your band.
	Every, like, best bands of all time list.
	Flavor Flave is in the top 50, if not the top 10.
	So, how are you?
	I like in that song, too.
	He goes, Fuck John Wayne.
	He's a racist.
	Most of my heroes don't appear on no stamps.
	All of your heroes appear on stamps.
	I wouldn't be surprised if there's a Lewis Barrackon stamp.
	Pinky smalls is from Sri Lanka.
	I think you gotta make your skin a little lighter.
	It seems racist.
	It does.
	This one does.
	Yeah.
	What's the other one?
	Oh, Jesse Lee Peterson doesn't seem racist for some reason.
	No, no, no.
	When you were Julian Mumbaga from South Africa.
	Anyway, welcome to Get Off My Lawn Live.
	Thank you, Maddie O'Dell, for coming back to the show.
	No, that's Biggie Smalls.
	Hey, there we go.
	What's up, everybody?
	Good to see you.
	That's Biggie White Smalls.
	Biggie Baby Monster.
	Baby Monsters.
	Baby Grances.
	Biggie Smalls comes from a middle-class household, by the way.
	No.
	Yes.
	Oh, what?
	He ain't from these streets.
	That's...
	Same with Ice Cube.
	Middle-class dude.
	So is Dr. Dre.
	Dr. Dre.
	Now they have a big screening process.
	Before you get signed and wrap, they go, I want to know what neighborhood you're from.
	I want to know if your dad's in jail.
	I got to see your criminal record.
	Oh, shit.
	Looks kind of nice.
	It looks like where...
	It looks like 10 Downing Street.
	Yeah, it does.
	Like uptown.
	I don't expect Boris Johnson to come out with a funny hair dude.
	Somebody left their motorcycle out there.
	It looks fine.
	There's shrubs.
	None of the cars are on cinderball.
	Brass handle doors?
	Molding, brass handle doors.
	AC units.
	He said he had no AC.
	It was always worth in the projects.
	We had no AC.
	Okay, we did.
	You got me.
	Lied.
	No heat.
	Yeah, new heat.
	That's why Christmas missed us.
	Yeah.
	He's a liar.
	You guys really know your biggie smalls.
	Well, he's the infamous.
	So you know how it works today?
	The first half hour is sponsored.
	So we can make it free.
	And all you freeloaders get to know our fans.
	No, no, sorry.
	Worst word ever.
	What we call our baby monsters.
	And we read letters.
	We do live chats.
	And we take calls.
	And the live chats this week are just like last week where 100% of the profits go to Joe Biggs.
	Go to his case.
	I think I'm going to be subpoenaed for this January 6th shit.
	I don't mind.
	Subpoenum away.
	I want to explain to the jury what the Proud Boys are.
	I kind of wish I was subpoenaed for Max and John, and I could have explained all the jokes they used in trial as like these horrible racist quotes.
	What are you printing out?
	The reads.
	I have them here, shit for brains.
	Oh, cool.
	So if you want to send in a super chat or a paychat, as we call it, you go to the live page.
	On censor.tv.
	And then click here.
	Donate to read.
	Donate to read.
	Remember, there's people just listening to the audio in the future.
	Donate to read a message on air.
	We'll read as many as we can.
	$100 ones, of course, we will read without exception.
	But anything under that, we'll definitely show it on the screen.
	We might not get to literally reading it.
	There might not be time for a yo.
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	You want to have a soft, silky, smooth beard, especially if you're out there in the singles world and you're making out with chicks that have never made out with a dude with a beard before.
	It kind of freaks them out.
	The mustache hairs go up their nose.
	So you want to make it as normal as possible.
	What?
	They kind of like get like a little rash.
	Yeah, they can get scratchy.
	Yeah.
	You don't want the first time you make out with a chick for her to go, eh, he's nice and everything, but I wake up with diaper rash on my lips.
	It's the worst.
	The scratchiness right around the.
	Why, have you made out with a bunch of bearded guys, Ry?
	I don't want to interrupt the read.
	Oh, okay.
	We'll just get back to the read.
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	You know what happened with that suit?
	That guy who won the suit for Nita Fashions?
	I'm going to send it to him, but a bunch of other people emailed going, I'm the guy who won the suit.
	Two other people did that.
	So now I got to go and vet assholes who are lying.
	Like, why are you wasting people's time?
	We're back to prank calls here.
	Some pranks are funny.
	Jackass is good at it, but like just making someone have to go through paperwork, is that amusing to you?
	Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
	Alrighty, then.
	Okay.
	My new toy.
	Here, let me get selfish for a second here.
	So I built a bar in my basement.
	And I obviously want to call it, I don't have a choice.
	It has to be called Gavin's Tavern, right?
	It writes itself.
	I've been.
	Yeah.
	We partied there the other night.
	Oh, yes, we did.
	Good times.
	You know the guy we partied with?
	He texted me the next day.
	Did I tell you this?
	No.
	He's like, just so you should know, your buddy's hands say Mr. Murder and your throat here.
	So you may want to watch your back.
	Thanks for the heads up.
	Shit, I had no idea.
	Oh, for fuck's sake, son.
	You should wear Mickey Mouse gloves when you first meet people.
	Yeah.
	Hi, how are you?
	That's even creepier.
	So what I want to do is make a nice logo that says Gav's Tav, but then I want to have it cut out on like white plastic.
	Die cut.
	You know what I mean?
	Like plexiglass, but white plastic.
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	I can see that.
	And then put it on the wall.
	So does anyone have like a machine that cuts plexiglass for me?
	I'll send you the logo.
	And then can anyone help me make the logo?
	CNC.
	Gavs Tav.
	I'll show you what I'm thinking of maybe later.
	What else should we talk about?
	One little tiny news item we have to cover.
	I can't get over this fucking clown.
	This black dude goes to Ukraine, gets a bunch of money because he says he's going to do some real reporting.
	And so far his reporting has just been like, hey, you know that beer, Schlupenmasen?
	No?
	Well, it's from Ukraine.
	And I'm right by the brewery.
	Check it out.
	No.
	If you're going to go down there, you need to show us some dead babies.
	Sorry.
	Like, that's what we need.
	We need blood.
	If it bleeds, it leads.
	So we're not really looking for a local tour of various Ukraine distilleries or safe things.
	I would never want to be a war reporter.
	I don't like that kind of shit.
	I don't want to get blown up in your stupid wars, especially if I didn't sign up for the army.
	But if you are dumb enough to go do that, we need some blood.
	So he's got zero blood.
	But while he's down there, he's discovered that he's queer.
	Why not train?
	There's a catch.
	He doesn't want to suck any dicks.
	If you look, did I send you this, Ryan?
	I don't have an email from you.
	Yes, you do.
	Was this, oh, the other day's email?
	No, March 24th at 8.25 p.m. to Ryan Rivera.
	Did it not come through?
	No.
	Did I not send it?
	Maybe I just printed it out and then I never actually hit send.
	I've done that before.
	Poop farts.
	All right.
	If it's on your phone, it...
	No, it's on my desktop.
	I'm going to go to my office because you've got to see this guy.
	You guys be amusing on your phone.
	He needs to be careful if he comes across some Russian soldiers because they're not too fond of queer guys.
	They're not big on the gayers.
	No, Putin is not.
	We have a super chat.
	I think Ryan is blurry.
	That's a good theory.
	That's the problem.
	It's not camera's fault.
	Ryan is blurry, and that's extra scary to me.
	It's blurry face.
	There's a gay, out of the gay, out-of-focus jab roaming around Brooklyn.
	Mitch, 17 years ago this week.
	Rest in peace, Mitch.
	Oh, man, Mitch Hedberg died.
	Yeah, Mitch Hedberg rules.
	Mitch Hedberg died?
	Wow.
	We got all the hot recent news.
	17 years ago this week.
	Okay.
	What an irrelevant piece of information.
	Okay, I sent it to you.
	That guy, that's not worth reading, that $10 one.
	You should be honored that it appeared on the screen.
	The cobalt farts are results of COVID.
	You lost your sense of smell, dude.
	Says Alex Portman.
	Very confidently, this person has figured out our problem.
	Hey, shithead.
	You smart asses who have figured everything out.
	Did you know that know-it-alls are usually the stupidest people in the room?
	Yes.
	Clearly, it has occurred to us that it's just my nose that makes all my farts and shit smell like sulfur.
	And my piss, by the way.
	But as Ryan pointed out on the show, when he's changing his daughter's diaper, he doesn't smell sulfur or cobalt or whatever you want to call it.
	He smells shit.
	And I've smelled other people's shit in public bathrooms.
	Yes.
	Me too.
	So, yes, it has occurred to me, fuckhead.
	A 51-year-old has done the basic scientific analysis of this strange problem where his shits and farts smell like cobalt.
	Not only that, I have farted in the car, and my daughter and wife have both said, what is that?
	Didn't occur to them that it was from a butthole.
	And they were like, what is that weird sulfur smell?
	Did a robot die in our car?
	Yeah.
	Is someone burning plastic wires?
	So...
	That goes to my computer chip thing.
	This goes back to...
	What's that?
	That we have computer chips in our system.
	This is making us, it's building computer inside of us.
	But you didn't get the vaccine, nor did I. No, that's the update.
	The virus is just the base you take it out of the package.
	So somehow I got a microchip in my body just from like a sneeze?
	It's building microchips.
	Like also, I don't know if you noticed, but in the shower, you'll clear your nose out and you'll see like compound structures where snot, regular snot would be before.
	Now it's like, it's weird.
	Have you noticed your snot in the...
	Well, a lot of things that are untrue are weird, I think you'll find.
	Like dinosaurs.
	That's why they're called retarded theories.
	Like dinosaurs?
	Oh, he's back to not believing in dinosaurs.
	Can we just go over Ryan's various phases?
	Remember he was learning German for a while.
	The moon landing was fake, was a thing.
	Dinosaurs, he's back on dinosaurs now.
	But they're biblical, and they lived with men.
	Yep.
	But yeah, but then you said they were real.
	No, yeah, you changed it.
	You didn't believe they existed at all before.
	Now they existed, but they're just like...
	After AFPAC.
	From like the year 600, they died or something.
	Yeah, if they're in the scripture, then I believe them.
	Okay, so let's count that as two different theories.
	One, dinosaurs don't exist.
	One dinosaurs did exist with man.
	Right.
	That's four wildly retarded things Ryan was into.
	Now, I guess number five is COVID is made up of tiny little nanobots, like a science fiction movie.
	Yep.
	And they are building microchips inside our body as we speak.
	And when you clean your nose out in the shower, there's compound structures.
	Compound structures, yeah.
	That's, I guess, a microchip that wasn't made.
	It's an accident.
	And so it caught in the mucous membranes.
	And when you're farting and pissing and stuff like that, now it's like technology waste that's coming out.
	That's why it smells like burnt electronics.
	Amazing.
	The amazing thing about it is that he actually believes this shit.
	I'm floating it.
	I don't know.
	And then you'll bring it up like a month later and he'll go, oh, that?
	Yeah, I don't know what the fuck that was about.
	Like, we don't...
	Like, German.
	What happened to German?
	That was your commitment.
	I started brushing up on it maybe a month or two ago, but yeah, it's hard.
	I hit a wall, for sure.
	I hit a wall.
	Well, bodybuilding is number six.
	Well, I'm still going with that.
	Right.
	I got my testosterone check.
	Should I reveal the...
	It starts with the letter F and ends with the letter AG.
	That's not a letter.
	So no, that's false.
	Well, it is a letter.
	It's not a number.
	It's two letters.
	The letter AG?
	Yeah, it's two letters.
	Well, that's a periodic table of elements.
	Spoken like a true F AG.
	Disagree.
	So what was your number?
	Yeah, we're waiting.
	I'd say 700.
	Well, 800.
	We're waiting.
	I'm sending the results to the computer so I can show them.
	800, that's.
	Thank you, but no.
	What's the normal range?
	It goes from like 300 to 1100.
	Yes.
	And what's the average Joe on the street?
	500?
	I don't know.
	Mine's low.
	Let's see.
	I sent it to myself.
	Mine's probably 1,200.
	Are you sure yours is low?
	Yeah, I have mine.
	There's all key.
	Do you know what they were?
	Yeah, I'll send them to you.
	Sweet.
	Okay, now we're cooking.
	Send them to you right now.
	Excuse the phone.
	Yeah, my thing is being sent too, and it's not quick.
	But in the meantime, I'm going to...
	Okay, it's just sent.
	I'm going to pull up this right here.
	Jeff?
	Jeff?
	What now?
	Okay, so I have the images, and they are to be shown in a matter of second.
	Do we have live chats piling up here?
	Probably have a few.
	So here we go.
	426.
	The low end of the normal spectrum.
	Yeah, I'm 433, dude.
	Damn.
	Wait, wait.
	Maddie's 433 with a heart condition and all kinds of medication and five doctors monitoring him, making sure his testosterone doesn't get too high or he could die.
	So his is held down unnaturally.
	Yes.
	Ryan.
	And also he's older than I am, so he should have lower.
	Yeah, 50.
	Right.
	30.
	So there's a lot of good at all.
	I was very upset.
	So here is Jeff Nepard.
	His is 358, lower than mine.
	So what, didn't you just say yours is 326?
	426.
	Oh, oh.
	426?
	426.
	I'm higher than you?
	Yeah.
	So here's another thing.
	I ignored this.
	I mean, obviously I'm Japanese, so that's not good.
	You are also playing with your bangs as you talk.
	That should have been an indicator that something was up.
	But plenty of hair, that's also a bad indicator.
	People want a little TRT there, bud.
	That's a lifelong commitment.
	So I'm not too happy about having to do that.
	But I'll look into it.
	I'm going to take another test.
	So I looked up some videos on this, and people have had a 500-point difference when they took their first test, when they took the second test.
	It fluctuates.
	Also, I took mine late, and it said, are you sure you want to take it this late?
	You got the app with it.
	What do you mean late?
	It's not like it's a period.
	Like 10.15, and it says you have to take it like at 9.
	9 a.m.
	Yeah.
	And I was like, how could that possibly matter?
	I was like, it doesn't matter.
	So I just did it late.
	So maybe that has something to do with it.
	Also, I don't know.
	People say that throughout your life and throughout the day, it fluctuates a lot.
	So I'm going to take another one to be sure.
	You should take two.
	There's also the possibility that you're a retarded pussy.
	That I don't think that's.
	Well, he was.
	That's the Occam's razor here I'm going with.
	King of the fag zone.
	Yeah.
	It's the red zone.
	Obvious.
	The red zone.
	And so this is me wondering what I'd be like with high testosterone.
	Yeah.
	And even the fact that you're showing pictures of yourself and talking about yourself this much is kind of a low test.
	It's like an 80s fluorescent.
	Who are those little boys that interviewed Fauci and they did their own tests?
	They're called like the Devils.
	The Tri-Guys.
	The Tri-Guys.
	Yeah.
	So they had your vibe.
	They had 200.
	Like the highest guy there.
	Okay, so you should hang out with them and you'll be like the fucking, you'll be the Conan, the barbarian of their crew.
	That's like severely deficient.
	Yes.
	So I'm hearing, now there's this video here.
	When you see these journalists writing, like on these various cat blogs, like Daily Beast and all that, they're all the same.
	What are you showing us now, Ryan?
	We're getting bored of your gay.
	So this guy had a very low rating, right?
	Yeah, don't care.
	Don't care.
	Test the rating.
	You're turning the show up.
	Anyway, back to me and what I was talking about earlier.
	This black dude in Ukraine thinks he's queer.
	He's discovered he's queer.
	But there's a caveat here.
	So if you'll just go to the first thing I emailed you.
	Titiana McGrath making fun of him.
	I've just started identifying as queer over the last four months.
	And he's got a good sense of humor about it.
	He says, Does that make me the new queer, but an old black?
	You can tell he's woke because he capitalizes B. But notice 5,000 likes.
	And here's the caveat.
	I think most men, especially black men, like me, who quote unquote come out later in life, is because, terrible grammar, we don't really know it ourselves.
	Interesting.
	So he came out so late because he's just discovered this now.
	So he wasn't hiding anything.
	Also, I'm attracted to a wide range of women, but not men at all.
	So I didn't know how to ID myself, even though I haven't felt quote-unquote straight in years.
	And then throws a little LOL in there for laps.
	It's like just contradicting.
	What the fuck are you talking about?
	You're a queer who's not attracted to men, only women.
	That would be a heterosexual male.
	Yeah, that would be an older black dude.
	Isn't trans sex inherently queer?
	If I were having sex with a trans woman that had a penis and I simulated that penis with my mouth and anus, it would fall under queer.
	Nope.
	If you're a cis het man having sex with a woman, you're having straight sex.
	Well, yeah, there's something about sucking a dick that just feels queer to me.
	Well, it's not.
	It's a woman's penis.
	This is a totally different thing.
	This is an old meme that was going around where some guy was like having trouble sucking women's dicks.
	But I like that now you're a horny, middle-aged black man.
	You want to fuck fat chicks, skinny chicks, old and young chicks.
	Not dissimilar to basically every black guy I've ever met.
	Now that means he can still be queer.
	Now, if I'm a queer, I'm getting kind of annoyed at this point.
	Because guys are moving in on my oppression, you know?
	Like these guys worked hard to have their little oppression thing.
	And now some straight guy moves in and is like, me too, fuck.
	It sucks, you guys.
	Many men are closed about their sexuality because of how they feel they would be received.
	I have a support system and access to mental health services, plus, I don't care about people's negative reactions.
	What the fuck?
	It's just another example of this ridiculous asshole mess that is Clown World.
	All right.
	Oh, I got Maddie's test results here.
	Should I show that?
	Sure, yeah.
	Okay.
	433.
	So I'm going to take another one.
	Maddie Odell, medicated to keep his tea down, smokes Ryan Rivera, who works out every day, takes gorilla mode, and has become a bodybuilder.
	Yeah, essentially.
	Well, he's bulking up.
	It's sad, but it's true.
	It is really sad.
	Our second sponsor we want to say thank you to is, of course, Nita Fashions.
	Thursday Nights Live is the only day I don't wear a suit, and 99% of my suits are Nita Fashions to the caller that I drunkenly bought a suit for.
	Fuck.
	I don't remember doing that.
	You know, I was talking to a guy today, and he said, if you're blackout drunk, and you're talking to someone who's also blackout drunk, where does that conversation go?
	It goes into some hard drive in the cosmos somewhere.
	A black hole.
	It's gone forever.
	It's echoing into a black hole.
	Maybe it comes back into your frontal lobe like 30 years later.
	Maybe.
	Remember that time?
	Yeah.
	Nita Fashions gives what you should do, by the way, you contact them.
	You mentioned that you're calling from the show.
	They'll give you a discount.
	No specific code names, unfortunately.
	Most of our viewers, most of the baby monsters, like to contact them on their Instagram's DM for whatever reason.
	And they travel all over the world doing fittings.
	But you'll get that schedule.
	If that seems too far away, you can do a fitting at home.
	You get your girlfriend to do a little measuring tape around the neck.
	You get all sized up, and then you have a perfect suit.
	And I'll tell you, until you've worn a tailored suit, you don't know what it's like to be bespoken.
	It is fucking amazing.
	It feels like pajamas.
	Like the blue-collar LARPing I do most of the time with my red wings that blister my feet and my fucking welder's pants that bake my ass cheeks at 300 degrees and my uncomfortable starched fucking denim shirts.
	Much more uncomfortable than my suits.
	My suits are PJs.
	I could sleep in my suit and I often do.
	And they'll show you different swatches.
	You can get any pattern you want.
	You can get a $50 shirt or a $300 shirt.
	That's another great thing, too, is the range.
	You can get a custom suit for as cheap as maybe $800.
	Maybe cheaper, I don't know.
	But you can also get a $1,500 suit.
	In New York City, you're looking at $3,000 a minimum for a tailored suit.
	And that's why I always say Nita Fashions is for cheap, rich guys.
	You get the incredible quality of the elites with the men's warehouse prices.
	NitaFashions.com.
	What's their Instagram, Ryan?
	Nita.fashions.
	Nita.Fashions is their Instagram.
	Contact them, say Gavin sent you.
	And they deal with a baby monster a day on average.
	It's beautiful.
	We've got fun new shirts coming out, by the way.
	Baby monsters on them.
	We've got a fluorescent shirt.
	What do you call that?
	I should know these.
	High-viz.
	Lawn care shirts coming up.
	Get off my lawn.
	Lawn care.
	Oh, we've got Josh LaCash.
	I mentioned him yesterday on the show.
	He's scrambling after getting canceled on Patreon.
	Now he's got a gumroad.
	I got to say, Josh, you should have known that you're about to get canceled from Patreon.
	It's a paper.
	Is it a paper tiger?
	Is that the term?
	Paper tigers.
	That's a good song.
	So go to wronggopgumroad.com To help him?
	They banned him for being on InfoWars.
	We already discussed that.
	All right, let's put up the number for some calls.
	But before we do, I want to talk to a guy who's suing Anti-Fash Gordon.
	Oh.
	He's a lawyer.
	Anti-Fash Gordon is this guy who calls everyone he doesn't like a Nazi and doxes them.
	His argument is that it's free speech.
	This guy's argument is, no, it's a call to action.
	And action is pursuit.
	They don't just harass these people as employers, but they slash the car tires and attack the people.
	So he's facilitating attacks.
	And that's not free speech, I'm afraid.
	Do you have him on the line?
	Can you dig him up?
	Just got to turn your mic on there.
	And are we losing?
	I don't have a mic.
	The freebies.
	Oh, I got you.
	Are we losing the freebies?
	No, not yet.
	I don't know what to do.
	Maybe.
	And are we getting video from you, sir?
	You're on the line.
	Oh, there we go.
	Can you hear us?
	How's it going, my friend?
	It's going well, man.
	How are you?
	Good.
	I just know you as Peter Anti-Fash Lawyer.
	Patrick.
	Patrick, sorry.
	So you must get into some legal troubles with these guys because America is very pro-free speech, thank God.
	But people tend to abuse these pro-free speech laws and use it to dox those that they deem to be fashy.
	Well, that's true, but I sort of avoided the fray because I confront it head-on.
	I mean, I think it's the best way to go about it.
	Not that I'm a confrontational fellow, but I just don't really engage in the nonsense.
	I'll ask, you know, make them challenge you substantively, and that's where they just give up when that happens.
	So that's my advice to anybody.
	Just go at them head-on, ask him plain, straightforward questions.
	It doesn't happen.
	I mean, I get, you know, since I filed a complaint some time back, I get, you know, pretty good variety of obscene calls, strange phone calls, that kind of thing.
	But as soon as you ask the first question, it goes right out the window.
	So what is the first question?
	You know, I just ask him, you know, where have I been a Nazi?
	I mean, they call me a Nazi all the time.
	So where have you seen me goose stepping?
	Where have a...
	Oh, I see.
	You know, I ask him, just ask him ridiculous questions.
	But, you know, when they call you a Klansman or a Nazi, well, I tell them I'm Irish Catholic, so it'll be hard for me to be a Klansman.
	And then, you know, I ask him, where have you seen me goose stepping?
	You know, you know.
	So what specifically is your case?
	You're suing Anti-Fash Gordon on behalf of a client whose life he destroyed?
	Pretty much.
	I mean, you know, it's Annie Fash Gordon, he coordinates these doxing campaigns.
	So he obtains information about people who are using like a pseudonym online.
	So online, somebody's, you know, Tom Wilson.
	That's his name online.
	Let's just say.
	And he says things that Andy Fash Gordon finds offensive, which, you know, can be anything really.
	He's got, it's a wide variety of things that offend him, and it's subject to change, by the way.
	So then what he did was he thought about obtaining my guy's real identity, what his real name was.
	And then he posts his real name.
	He doxes his real name to his Twitter account.
	At that time, he had about 25,000 followers, give or take.
	And then he just bombarded my client's employer and his labor union with thousands of communications, emails, tweets, phone calls, and just like a blitzkrieg, you know, just non-stop.
	And it happened over the course of three months.
	And then, you know, the calls progressively get violent.
	I mean, they just turn into from, oh, hey, Gavin's an idiot to if you don't get rid of Gavin, you know, there's going to be blood and it's going to be your fault.
	You know, it's that kind of, that's how they progress.
	And that's what happened to my client.
	And then he gets, well, I consider them death threats, basically, because, I mean, if you're getting calls from unknown people telling your employer, you've got to go or there's going to be blood.
	I mean, to me, that's a violent threat.
	You know, this is anti-Fash Gordon's real name is Christian Eksu.
	He's way upstate.
	He's got all kinds of rumors swirling around him about sexual assault and wanting dates, starting a campaign where a date of his dad's whereas a GoPro.
	Was that his dad's or him?
	That's a weird situation.
	I know what you're talking about.
	I've heard about that.
	If you've seen it, it looks as if he was an associate professor of some kind.
	This is what it looks like.
	And I don't know.
	Maybe I'm filling in blanks here.
	But the name of the, what is it, a petition online or something like that was Make So-and-So Wear a GoPro on Her Date with the Hot Professor.
	And he was the Hot Professor, yeah.
	This is always the case.
	These guys throw stones from their glass houses, and as soon as you peel back the curtain and look at them, you find Christian Nixu is this deranged pervert.
	You find out his dad is a slum lord who refuses to let the tenants have inspections on their apartments so he can continue to provide uninspectable.
	I'm watching my words here because I know we're getting to legal areas.
	He doesn't want his buildings inspected, which I presume shows that he wants to continue to be a slumlord and provide shitty housing.
	And then we find out, more disturbingly, that Christian Xu's mother, they're all academics, by the way.
	We live in these college towns.
	She's got this incredibly high rate of giving kids to foster care, which some say is a financial incentive, where she's saying, oh, oh, this kid's being abused, and he's off to foster care and the parents are like, whoa, whoa, what are you doing?
	And there's talk of kickbacks involved.
	So, really dark shit.
	I've heard that.
	Wait, sorry?
	I've heard that.
	I've heard that St. Lawrence County.
	I've heard that story.
	So, talk of removing children and giving them away for money, being a slumlord, and then these perverted dating sexual assault things.
	These are the people who are deciding who is a fascist and whose lives need to be destroyed.
	And the lives they're destroying are EMTs, blue-collar guys, cops.
	So, it's these academic, overpaid elites destroying the lives of people who are providing the American way of life.
	It's not a very healthy trend.
	No, it's absolutely.
	You know what it is?
	This is the one group of people, these like, well, we call them skids, by the way.
	These Antifa people, some of my staff here, we call them skids because somebody said that the Antifa people, excuse my language, but the Antifa people are the skid marks from the shit stain that is progressive politics.
	So we just refer to them as skids, but these skids, they seem to be the only group of people where the stereotypes fit.
	They are overly educated, typically affluent people from affluent families, and they are almost always punching down economically.
	And I'm somebody, I have what they call a shanty Irish background, which is just another way of saying, you know, poor white trash.
	So this thing bothers me on several levels.
	You know, I'm as well educated as any of them.
	You know, I have a law degree or whatever.
	So I've got the second level degree like a lot of these people.
	But just the fraudulence of how they present themselves and what they are just irks me.
	It really just brings it up.
	And, you know, it's like, you know, in old Iris, you got to be aggrieved to get yourself right, you know, to get yourself directed at something.
	And that's kind of just the way this bothers me that you would attack a man's family because he said something like, you know, men have Y chromosomes.
	And that would like, that would like set these people off.
	Like you wouldn't believe.
	I think a lot of them want to be abused.
	They want to be hit.
	They want to be beaten.
	So they attack these manly men and destroy their lives and attack their children, hoping that the guy will come to their house and kick the shit out of them because they hate themselves and they want to be abused.
	We're dealing with really sick, mentally ill, fucking losers.
	And it's hard to fight back against losers because they have nothing to lose and they want you to beat them up.
	Well, you know what?
	They are misfits and misanthropes.
	That's what this group of people is.
	A lot of misfits.
	You know, it's kind of like the guy who either everybody picked on him or everybody used to sleep with his sister.
	Like that kind of guy, like who didn't ever really kind of fit in.
	A lot of poser types too.
	They all talk about how the punk rock and all that.
	But meanwhile, they don't accept that the sex pistols are a boy band.
	They're that kind of punk rocker.
	Well, they also push hard for all of the government mandates on COVID and vaccines and get mad if you don't wear a mask.
	They fight anti-vaxxers.
	Anyway, Patrick, we got to get back to this.
	Thank you very much for coming on the show.
	And let's constantly keep updated because I'm happy to see lawfare being waged on these cunts.
	Yeah, whoever's getting stocks, First Avenue, all the cops, like, you know, try to be legit about it so you make a record of it, and then you can follow up civilly, man.
	You got to do it.
	Thank you very much, Gavin.
	Have a good night, man.
	Cheers, guys.
	Take care.
	You know what's funny about Antifa these days?
	They have this conundrum where they are against anti-Semitism.
	That's very bad.
	That's Nazis.
	But they're pro-Palestine.
	They hate Israel.
	And they're in bed with BLM.
	BLM is in bed with Nation of Islam.
	Now you got Louis Farrakhan.
	Now you got the Jews are cockroaches shit.
	So they don't know what to do.
	So there's this massive civil war going on with Antifa right now where they hate anti-Semitism, but they also hate Jews.
	What did Trump say?
	Everything woke turns to shit.
	Everything woke turns to shit.
	And the radical left has gone so far left that they're cannibalizing each other now.
	And I hear tale after tale of, you know, some trans person who had their dick cut off getting mad at someone like our guy here who says he's queer, but he still wants to just fuck women.
	And so they're getting into this sort of pecking order of who's more oppressed.
	And it's fun to watch because they've never experienced conflict before.
	They've always been dishing it out.
	And it's nice to see them have to take it from their own.
	Anyway.
	That is a very unfortunate situation.
	We're going to take some calls now and we're going to go through some fun letters we got.
	I've screened them all so they're all gold.
	But unfortunately, we're going behind the paywall.
	Our sponsors can only take us so far.
	We're 42 minutes in and their money is run out.
	So I'm going to end this segment to the freeloaders.
	And we've barely begun this segment for the paying people who come to censored.tv every day.
	$10 a month.
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	That used to be an exaggeration.
	It no longer is.
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	All kinds of gold.
	My old podcast, Can I Ask You a Question starring Justin Thoreau and Fred Armison And David Cross and Harmar Superstar, all kinds of fun shit.
	Anyway, see you paying people in a second, and goodbye to the freeloaders.
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	I'm going to call him Would you mind if we changed your nickname to low tea, Ryan?
	It's actually low end of the average spectrum tea, but for short, you can call me.
	That takes too long.
	I'm going to say low tea.
	Well, you know what?
	I'm going to boost it because I'm going to get good sleep.
	That's a huge.
	You have no idea.
	You didn't look into this stuff.
	You did a little.
	Oh, I'm going to get a clone.
	I'm going to.
	Yeah, I don't have to look into this stuff.
	I've got high tea.
	No, you don't.
	It just.
	No, you don't.
	Yeah, I do.
	No.
	When I went to get tea to build muscle, they said you don't need any.
	And then I had to lie and pretend I couldn't get it up for my wife, so they would give me some.
	I bet yours is maybe $400 flat.
	You think yours is more than mine?
	Yes.
	No.
	We're going to take a test.
	You take a test.
	I'll take another test.
	And we'll do the full run.
	Can we write this off to the company?
	Yeah.
	How much is it?
	Probably it'll come out to like $100.
	Yeah, no problem.
	All right.
	We'll do it.
	The testosterone wars of 2022 have started.
	Okay.
	And I'm going to boost them.
	And I'm going to get Tongcat Ali and some other stuff.
	Yeah, you keep dreaming, buddy.
	Keep dreaming.
	I think it was a fluke.
	Yeah, it was a fluke, Loti.
	It was a fluke.
	Well, these other guys that took it more than once, they got huge fluctuations.
	I know.
	It's bullshit.
	It's like when my kids are playing pool and they miss, they go, glitch!
	Meaning like God was wrong and physics screwed up.
	Just like in a video game, there's a glitch.
	Well, there's a glitch in physics.
	So that's where you are right now.
	Yeah, we'll see.
	You think it's a glitch?
	I think you're in a lab.
	I think something happened.
	Some people did some things to MyT.
	Yeah, maybe some fag tripped.
	Are you going to program the microchips that are inside your body?
	I don't know if they're there yet.
	I don't know if they've completely...
	Yeah, that's what it is.
	Those microcosmic fucking digital structures.
	There's no cosmic.
	They're screwing up your...
	What?
	There's no cosmic.
	It's just regular cos.
	Microscopic, I guess, I mean?
	Yes.
	They're screwing up your tea.
	They're using up all your teas to make the microchips.
	What's worse?
	Cat people or dog people?
	More gay.
	Cat people, obviously.
	True.
	Way, duh.
	I'm not reading these $5 ones.
	We only read the $100 ones.
	Do we have any callers?
	We do.
	We start the letters.
	We do.
	Okay, you keep throwing up those garbage ones.
	Thanks for calling?
	Yes.
	All right.
	You are on air.
	I don't want you to let these live streams fucking pile up.
	So we have 100 things.
	Okay, why does everyone get two things?
	You have one thing.
	Thank you for calling.
	It's great hearing from you.
	Bye-bye.
	All right, next call.
	Bye-bye.
	Okay, we have Jenna on the line talking about Black Label.
	Take it away, Jenna.
	Hello?
	Is Caitlin Jenna?
	You don't hold on one second.
	Didn't turn it on.
	I have to switch things around for our Skype here.
	Okay.
	Hello?
	Hello?
	Jenna will be with us in five, four, three, now.
	Jenna?
	Hey, guys.
	Hi.
	Well, first I want to say I love Maddie.
	I think she's such a good.
	Yeah.
	I love you, too.
	You know who you remind me of?
	You know the guy on the Tom Green show that sits behind him with the coffee cup?
	Glenn Humplick.
	Just kind of random.
	Yep.
	Hmm.
	Really?
	Glenn Humplick.
	Oh, no, or Phil.
	It was Phil.
	The guy with the coffee cup.
	Phil?
	Yep.
	Kind of reminds me.
	They don't look alike, but it's just, you know, this nice little break or whatever.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Thank you.
	I appreciate that.
	Okay, well, so, Gavin, I agree with most of the stuff that you say, and I can relate to a lot of it.
	One thing that always puzzled me is when you talk about, like, if you're walking down the street and there's an interracial couple, how they look at you like you should be so offended or like they're blowing your mind or whatever.
	Yeah.
	Well, that just always kind of puzzled me because, well, you're in New York City, so I figure you see everything there.
	But then I kind of realized because, see, I'm from the South.
	There's a lot of black people down here.
	Nobody cares about interracial couples.
	You know, people have stuff to say about the South all the time.
	Oh, yeah.
	On my screen, I see.
	What's his name again?
	Phil.
	Phil.
	Okay.
	But anyway, people talk about the South and how we're all racist.
	Well, nobody cares about interracial couples.
	Like, I don't think I've ever heard anyone offended by it.
	But you know who is offended by interracial couples?
	And that's American African.
	Like, I've been told that like somebody from Ghana, for example, doesn't want, doesn't like it when there's an interracial couple.
	Oh, that's interesting.
	Yeah.
	I wasn't really speaking about Manhattan, by the way.
	I'm talking about more suburban New York, upstate New York, definitely Europe, London, England.
	Oh my God, Britain is the epicenter of that.
	But you're right.
	And what do they say about the South?
	They say, in the North, they like blacks in theory, but not in practice.
	In the South, they like them in practice, but not in theory.
	And they're relatively integrated in the South.
	But in the North, it's all talk.
	Yeah, I could see that.
	Okay.
	Well, thanks for calling.
	Take care.
	Yeah, thank you.
	Bye-bye.
	Bye-bye.
	I've got a lot of chicks that call into the show.
	Okay, this is what I wanted the logo to look like for my new bar that I want you to cut out the plastic of.
	It's sort of like the Pepsi logo.
	That's a really, really bad drawing of it.
	But that's sort of like flowy 70s, 80s kind of a writing thing.
	And they would have to all be touching, so it could be one piece.
	Gavs, tab.
	It's not very legible.
	But I know it's selfish to ask 25,000 people if they can help me, especially for something like home decor.
	But it's amazing how I'll come up with anything.
	Like, does anyone know a Russian shoe designer?
	And then I get at least 10 people going, yeah, I can hook you up with Flaad, but he's real grumpy.
	So make sure what you want to say is short and sweet.
	No problem.
	Johnson Lion.
	Hello.
	Hello.
	Go ahead, John.
	Hello.
	Hey, Gavin.
	Hey, Ryan.
	Hey, Maddie.
	How are you guys doing?
	Hey, we're doing it.
	Great.
	I was curious, I want to know how you define an American hero.
	I want to hear each of your definitions.
	So we're going throughout history now.
	Well, generally, how would you define an American hero?
	How did someone earn that title?
	I would guess they would have had to affect the culture in a positive way and in a substantial way, a substantial and positive way.
	They had to have affected the culture.
	And that can include politics, but politics is downstream from the culture.
	So someone who memorably became part of the American lexicon.
	So Theodore Roosevelt comes to mind, but so does Bill the Butcher.
	And a great book on this is Glenn Beck's Miracles and Massacres, where he goes through all these lesser-known heroes, including the guy who warned George Washington that he was about to get assassinated and saved George W.'s life.
	So, Leonard Pelchier, I don't know.
	Malcolm X?
	What do you think, Matty?
	It's tough.
	It's a bit of a brain teaser of a question.
	I mean, I guess it would be, like, the circumstance, like, you know, doctors, nurses, first responders.
	What about Sonny Barger?
	Well, he has a...
	He's a hero to many, I would assume.
	Is he a hero to you?
	I bet him.
	I've talked to him.
	Would you consider him a hero?
	I don't know necessarily a hero, but he's an icon.
	Yeah.
	Maybe I'm confusing hero and icon.
	By the way, thanks for calling.
	I promised I would read all the $100 when someone said Gav McInnes is a fucking asshole is very funny.
	Thank you very much, sir.
	I just wanted a place where I could put all the sketches together because I was releasing all these comedy sketches and they weren't all in one place.
	And I knew YouTube would kill them soon.
	What do you think of skateboarding?
	I think it's...
	I missed the rest of that, but the thing I love about skateboarding is that it's very, very hard.
	It's like boxing.
	And Jerry Seinfeld said this.
	He goes, I see these kids and they're constantly wiping out.
	And the reason they're constantly wiping out is if they're doing a trick they know, they're wasting their time.
	So they're constantly trying to do like an Ollie kick-flip McTwist or whatever the fuck it's called these days that they haven't done before.
	And then once they master a trick, well, then they don't want to do that now.
	That's done.
	It's too easy.
	It's not a challenge anymore.
	It's not a challenge.
	It's like a serial entrepreneur who never sits back and enjoys his wealth.
	You know, it's like an entrepreneur who invents Walmart or Facebook or whatever and then goes and does another thing like that day.
	So I've always thought those kids will always, as Seinfeld said, those kids are always going to be doing well.
	You don't have to worry about a kid when he's a skateboarder.
	All right.
	Should we read some letters?
	Sure, sure.
	We got a lot of callers on the line, too.
	We can do whatever he wants.
	What is your best punch?
	I have one punch in the ring, and it is I go down and I go body, body, overhand, left, or I start with the left and go body, body.
	No, I start with the right and go body, body, overhand, right.
	And the only reason it works is because I break the rules and I don't look up.
	So I'm looking down, and they're like, I guess this guy's going for a bunch of body shots.
	And so they go to guard themselves, and then I do this high-up punch without looking.
	I don't even know if it's going to land.
	I'm like this.
	It's not a good, if, you know, you showed it to a boxing coach, he'd say that's fucking ridiculous.
	That's terrible.
	That's terrible that.
	But it's all I have.
	It's the only punch I've ever done that is successful.
	Jackson's on the line.
	Hey, am I on?
	Go ahead, Jackson.
	Hey, I wanted to ask a question to Maddie and Ryan.
	I've really been enjoying the, you know, can I ask you a question?
	What is the meanest thing you ever did in school to Ryan and Maddie?
	Oh.
	What is the meanest thing I ever did in school?
	That's two things, my man.
	The meanest thing.
	I mean, I've been in fights in high school stuff.
	I mean, I dented the trunk of a car one time with a guy's face.
	Wow.
	That missed mine.
	That was, you know, it was mutual combat.
	So it wasn't like.
	Yeah, that's not mean.
	Yeah.
	Meanwhile, to be like, like, just mean to somebody for no Reason?
	I don't know.
	I'm not really like a mean.
	Yeah, but when you're 10, you do something terrible.
	Oh, I used to trip kids, like you'd be running down the hall and you'd trip them.
	But that was just kid shit.
	All right, so Jeff then kind of posed the question was, you know, something that when you go to sleep at night, you think about it and you go, ugh.
	Well, all right.
	There was a girl, I don't know, I would have to say four, I mean, I went to school with her all through elementary school and stuff.
	And I won't mention her name because she's still in the area and everything like that.
	And she used to just get picked on and made fun of ruthlessly.
	Like because she wore odd clothing.
	She would wear, like, her mother let her put makeup on in LMA.
	Like she would put like lipstick.
	Like she was just an oddball.
	And I mean, she grew up to be an amazing woman and still lives in the area.
	And she's married and has kids and stuff.
	But I would have to say I was guilty of making fun of or what we would say taking the piss out of her.
	But definitely I've thought about that and had conversations with other people that were in our classes.
	Why don't you contact her if she's still around?
	Oh, I don't know her married name.
	Oh.
	My thing was I have a faint memory of it, but it was on the playground, if that counts, and I put gum in the kid's hair.
	And then they lined us up face to face, and they asked me to apologize, and I wouldn't do it.
	Why did you put gum in his hair?
	I don't remember.
	It was like on the border of not having memory anymore.
	I was like maybe five.
	What am I five?
	I feel guilty about that, asshole.
	I feel guilty about...
	Okay, so this kid Ryan Mitsotakis.
	Ooh, I just doxed him.
	Oh, no, he's kind of.
	It's weird because he's now in the political area.
	He worked with Laura Loomer.
	He worked with maybe Breitbart or something like that.
	We just kind of re-linked not too long ago.
	And he was there at the NYU talk.
	I think he was one of the people responsible for getting you to talk at NYU.
	So weird.
	But back in fifth grade, we were leaving, and it was the last time leaving the hallways of that school, the elementary school, and we're walking down, and I had bullied him.
	Like, I picked on him because he was kind of just outcasting himself, playing Pokemon by himself.
	And me and all the other kids were just hanging out.
	And like, I'd just go up to him and be like, come on, dude, what are you fucking?
	And just tease him.
	But I had this excited, like, autistic energy.
	And so when we're leaving the school for the last time, I'm like, yeah, we're leaving.
	And I jumped up and I kicked him, like, in the leg.
	Just, I don't know why.
	And he started crying, but pretending he wasn't.
	And I like brought him back up and I was like, hey, sorry about that.
	And I felt bad about that.
	And then later on, we hadn't talked, we hadn't seen each other in high school at all.
	And then he wound up taking pictures of me and my mom at graduation.
	So we bonded there again.
	That was long, man.
	Shit.
	All right, let's look at some signs.
	I have a CNC water jet can cut any material into design.
	Hmm.
	That's interesting.
	I'm going to put that, make that a green flag.
	Beard vet, hi, I was the second caller tonight.
	Have you been recording the calls, Rai Guy?
	Oh, right.
	First, too.
	By the way, someone earlier asked, what happened to me sucking off a piece of shit?
	I promised I would do that.
	I apologize.
	I forgot.
	I've also been having explosive diarrhea, so there's nothing really to suck on.
	But yes, the next normal shit I have, I will definitely...
	I got to find a condom.
	My wife's not going to be happy about me having condoms in my pocket.
	That's the way out of this bit.
	No, no, I'm not going to go back on my word.
	It's funny that I want to be a man of his word because it's important that I convey that to my children, that your word matters.
	And my word includes sucking off a frozen piece of shit in a condom.
	Oh, Jesus.
	Be a man of your turd.
	My dad was a real man.
	If he said he was going to suck off a frozen piece of shit in a condom, he would do it.
	And he did it.
	Here's a video of it.
	He's a man of his turd.
	By God.
	I don't think I'm going to dry heave.
	I don't even find that gross at all.
	Hmm.
	I do.
	How?
	It's like sucking off a banana.
	Well, there's no shit in your mouth.
	Oh, sue the condom company.
	Right.
	It's 99.9% that you will be safe.
	Hey, queer, I was listening to the show one night, and you mentioned something about people wearing a cringeworthy Shea Guevara apparel.
	Give me an idea.
	Why not make shirts similar to Shea shirts, but it's a photo of Biggs?
	Sell it on your website and all the proceeds can go to the blah, blah, blah.
	Yeah, I'll do that, but, you know, these like t-shirt things, they don't really make that much money.
	Nothing really beats sending people to give, send, go.
	I don't have to deal with the money.
	It goes straight to Joe.
	Manufacturing t-shirts, putting them together, buying the shirts, zipping them up, mailing them off.
	Even though I don't do it, it's the t-shirt company that I work with, but it's still so much labor, and it never ends up being much money.
	Like, I bet my check for Joe Biggs after two months of selling Biggs shirts would be like $600.
	And we raised $600 last Thursday with these super chats.
	I don't have to make any shirts or anything.
	You see what I'm saying?
	Okay.
	Got a caller.
	Yes.
	Take the caller.
	Mark, you're on the line.
	Yo, what's up, fellas?
	Popping.
	Yo.
	Hey, can you hear me?
	Yes.
	We can hear you, please.
	I can hear myself.
	Yeah, so real quick, Gavin, I can help you out with that sound and V that I got on that CC shaky perfect stuff.
	What's your name?
	Calling a Mark.
	Oh, okay.
	Yeah, but I caught up that you guys were talking about testosterone and all that stuff.
	Kind of wanted to give my two cents because for a while I thought I had low test for like various things.
	I was vegetarian and all that for, I don't know, maybe like 10 years.
	And I was having like boner problems, but it just turned out to be like performance anxiety and stuff.
	But yeah, I switched my whole diet and stuff, started working out more and eating nothing but meat.
	But yeah, anyway, my testosterone is pretty high.
	It's been like five, only 35.
	And it's been like...
	You know what's funny about your tone?
	You're talking like I asked you.
	You called me, dude.
	And you're running through this checklist like I demanded to know all about your tea and why it's where it's at.
	Okay?
	Thanks for humoring me by listening to the teacher.
	What about the fact that Brian was talking about his blood test and stuff, and I was just medium test.
	Me being a vegetarian for so long, I thought that it would be low.
	I don't know.
	Yeah, we got that.
	We got that.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	Thanks for calling.
	Sorry, man.
	Yeah, and anyway, I don't know.
	Okay, tea, and then it was a vegetarian for a while.
	It went up.
	It went up after a while.
	Anyway, why are you calling me?
	I'm not.
	You called me.
	This is a good one.
	Okay.
	How are you going to spell break, break on that t-shirt you're making?
	I ask because I think the phrase, I don't break for quefs, is a bumper sticker phrase for things you don't like.
	Pretty sure you use it when you wouldn't pick up the thing if it was hitchhiking.
	Or like if it was like a protester, an Antifa protester on the road, you don't break for her, like you kill her or him.
	I think you might actually intend to use the phrase break for, which means to stop.
	Thank you for saying I think, because I clearly don't.
	I don't mean have a break.
	I mean like in a car.
	Like say you're driving a car and it starts going good dunk good dunk good dunk.
	You'd probably break and be like, what the fuck was that?
	I don't.
	I keep going.
	So I don't stop for queefs.
	And that's B-R-A-K-E.
	But you're right.
	It often means you're going to kill something.
	But I guess in a way I am killing a Kweef.
	I'm driving over a Kweef.
	She's Kweefing.
	I'm killing it.
	There's a dead Kweef on the road after I drove through it in my fuck tour.
	Right.
	I'm making that guy's life so much hell by tweaking that shirt, but it's going to be a masterpiece.
	Probably a poster when it's done.
	I think we should make a poster of it.
	Free Big Joe.
	Hashtag.
	With two G's.
	Oh, God.
	What?
	This guy, William's on.
	Okay, what's up, William?
	Hey, Gavin, great to hear you.
	I just wanted to relay a story real quick.
	I was playing a video game the other night called Rust, which is kind of like a survival game.
	And everyone's trying to kill you in this game.
	It's really annoying.
	But I met up with this guy in the game.
	And I'm like, you know, he was going to kill me.
	I was going to kill him.
	And I'm like, well, maybe we can work together and get something done.
	And so we did.
	And it actually ended up being really good.
	And we played for a while.
	And we strategized.
	And we started killing a lot of people.
	And it was working out real good.
	And then we played a couple days.
	And then I look at his profile.
	Turns out he's 21, lives somewhere in Arizona.
	Can you hear me, by the way?
	Yes, yes.
	We're listening.
	Okay, okay, great, great.
	And he lives in Arizona.
	And he's got this cartoon character for his profile picture.
	I was like, hmm, that's a little weird, but whatever.
	And then, and, you know, he sounds kind of nerdy on the, you know, because we're talking in Discord.
	So like we can communicate, you know, during our fights and stuff.
	And anyway, so I Googled his profile name.
	And oh my gosh.
	Turns out this guy is a furry, which I'm sure you know what a furry is.
	Yes.
	And I know what a furry is too, but I did a deep dive and it's, I just can't get over how bizarre it really is because he's into all this.
	He's into like foxes and wolves and he wears these like fur costumes and he goes to these events and he's like sexually attracted to animals.
	It's very strange.
	And the point of all of this is that like, you know, my, like, as I was playing this game with him and as I got to kind of know him, you know, he sounded kind of like a little bit like an outcast, a little nerdy,
	probably didn't, you know, wasn't very popular, didn't have many friends.
	And I think to myself, yeah, I knew guys like that in high school and, you know, they were just shy and they just ended up just being normal and just quiet.
	But nowadays, it seems like if you're like a little shy, a little outcast or whatever, you have to be something, you know?
	And like, so he's like, he's a furry and he's a bi.
	You know, he's bisexual and he's a furry.
	And, you know what I mean?
	And I don't know.
	It's just very weird how these days, you know, you can't just be like a little awkward.
	Like, there's a Thing.
	You know what I mean?
	Do you know what I'm trying to say?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I think the solution is for you to stand up, walk over to the mirror, look at it, and go, I do a thing where I end up hanging out with furries.
	Maybe I should throw this fucking game console out the window.
	That was totally random.
	It's totally random.
	No, it's not totally random, my friend.
	Stop playing video games.
	You're a grown man.
	Of course you found a fucking furry.
	Thanks for calling.
	Jesus Christ.
	You're not going to believe this, but I was doing a thing that little kids do.
	And some adult, as an adult, I did this little kids thing, and I found a creep.
	What the fuck?
	You mean you didn't find a good old boy?
	Hey, what's up, buddy?
	I'm just here after a hard day on my rig fucking playing video games with little kids.
	What's going on, guy?
	Hey, I was just playing Gorilla Tag, and I found another older dude who was also hanging out with doing little kids stuff.
	Turns out he's a pervert.
	Who knew?
	This guy, oh, Super Bowl halftime show.
	What?
	Hello.
	Hello?
	Can you hear me?
	Yes, I can.
	All right.
	So, I know you guys loved.
	Well, at this point, it's pretty much ancient Chinese secret, but I know you guys love the Super Bowl halftime show.
	I just wanted to drop a quick fun fact gem about the irony of it.
	So when the whole Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre, gangster rap thing started going on, me and my dad shot each other like a weird look because we both saw the irony in all of it.
	So I grew up in south central Los Angeles from the early 2000s.
	My dad was there like in the mid-90s going on.
	And that's like we're the height of the gangster rap population.
	Well, according to my cassette collection at the time, that was a totally dope place to live.
	And you were pimping out in a ride and you were with Warren G and there was a bunch of homies and they had to regulate.
	It's a fantastic place to live if you want to get stabbed and hang out to swap the car.
	It's great for that.
	But so the stereotype in that in South Central is that you gangbang and then you get buried in Inglewood Cemetery.
	And Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, all of those guys, NWA, all of their friends were gangbanging and they were getting killed and being buried in Inglewood Cemetery.
	So the music that they created really inspired that lifestyle.
	It kind of glorified it and all of the guys on the street, the hoodlums, they're all listening to it.
	It was kind of like their national anthem.
	And during the whole performance, here's like the catch.
	Inglewood Cemetery is literally a stone's throw away from that stadium.
	You could literally throw a rock to the largest cemetery where all the gangbangers for the last 40 decades have been buried.
	40 years, yeah.
	Yeah, it's 40 years.
	Sorry, four decades.
	Yeah, I just thought that was like really ironic.
	Well, maybe they could see the fireworks from their little grave lookouts there, the little gangsta ghosts.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Book Boogie and Ray Grey and the whole gang.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	What a mess, huh?
	Like, what's the white equivalent?
	Meth head, trailer park, drug dealers shooting each other over meth territory?
	Like, breaking bad.
	You could have a big breaking bad halftime show with meth heads.
	I could say like back in the day, like the half fields and the McCoy's and all that.
	Yeah, you can go back that far.
	Wow.
	500 donations.
	Look at that.
	That's fantastic.
	Wow.
	You see?
	So Constantine gives the money right to Joe Biggs.
	It doesn't touch my bank account.
	And that's $500.
	That could have been a zillion t-shirt and a million things.
	It's like when I had a restaurant, we used to make our own bacon.
	And it took the guy Curtis, the dude who warned me about your tattoos.
	It took him like seven weeks to prepare one strip of bacon from like pig to bacon in your hand.
	It was super thick.
	And then he goes, so it was 14 bucks.
	It cost about seven to make.
	And he goes, so we make seven bucks for seven weeks.
	And he goes, or after we got our liquor license, you go, or I go like this, and we just made seven bucks.
	What's easier?
	That's it.
	Somebody's on the lawn here.
	Wait, someone says they can't find the first episode of Maddie's Kitchen.
	They're what?
	I was...
	Did they look under shows?
	I talked to the guys today about updating the shows.
	There's a bunch of crap in there that needs to be completely revamped.
	But yeah, you go into shows on the site, you click on Maddie's shitty little kitchen.
	Then there's two shows.
	Come on, guys.
	That's abroad who wrote that in.
	They're not known for their.
	A foreign listener.
	Oh, good.
	They're from abroad.
	Oh, no, no.
	This caller is...
	We're all from abroad, aren't we?
	I'm 100% European.
	Yeah.
	You're on the line.
	Go ahead, call her.
	What's up?
	Hello.
	Hi.
	Hello.
	Hi.
	My name's Natalie.
	I forgot to say that.
	What was your name?
	Natalie.
	Okay.
	That's a fat girl's name.
	No, what?
	I'm eight months pregnant, so I guess I'm fat right now.
	You fat pig, lose some weight.
	Congratulations.
	I'll tell you what, you better lose a lot of weight in the next month and a half.
	I hope I do, yeah.
	I have a question for you, Gavin.
	I know you do boxing.
	My husband recently started doing jiu-jitsu, and I think it's extremely gay.
	Do you agree, or am I wrong?
	No, I don't agree.
	I think jiu-jitsu is a fantastic sport.
	My problem with jiu-jitsu is it's all about one guy.
	And a jiu-jitsu master cannot do shit if there's two guys.
	At least with boxing, you can knock a guy out, stand back.
	Like, I'm getting ready to fight five guys.
	That's what I want to be able to do.
	I'm not saying I'll be able to, but jiu-jitsu seems a lot about like grabbing one dude by the lapels and taking him down.
	But any combat sport is a great way to get in shape and build your confidence.
	And just it affects everything you do too.
	Like this thing we're showing right now, these two guys, that's a contract to renovate a building.
	I mean, that's two guys bidding on a contract.
	Conflict is in everything we do.
	So if you practice the most extreme form of conflict, then when you come across it in your normal day-to-day, it's obviously going to be much less intense and you're going to be totally prepared for it.
	So I would not call your husband gay for jujitsu.
	Although I will say, I have trouble getting into MMA because of all the toes and the wrestling.
	I totally could relate to that.
	I hate feet.
	I don't know.
	I guess another point he always makes is that learning jiu-jitsu, he could fight or kill anybody.
	If somebody tried to attack our family, he knows how to take them.
	But all he does is lay on the ground first.
	I just don't know how that's going to work out if somebody's trying to attack us.
	Well, I think the only way to know for sure is to put a penis in his mouth and see if he goes like thumbs up or if he's like, ah, yucky, I don't like it.
	I don't think we'll try that, but.
	Give it a try.
	Start with a candle.
	Make a dick shape out of a banana.
	Carve a penis from a banana.
	Put it in his mouth and see if he's like, oh, that was fun.
	Choked out.
	Thanks for calling.
	What is this now?
	Choking him out.
	Is jujitsu.
	I always worry about street fonts.
	Aren't you worried you're going to kill the guy?
	I think they teach you how to.
	Well, if you do a rear naked choke correctly, you're pressure on the arteries and the neck.
	And then he's out.
	But can't you also kill him?
	Esophagus.
	That's my biggest fear.
	I'm such a badass.
	My biggest fear is killing the guy while trying to sedate him because I don't know my own strength.
	I'm like that retard of Mice and Men.
	Lenny?
	All my victims are rabbits.
	Like today at the bar, they got a hold of what looked like a stolen ice machine, quite frankly.
	No, that was a friend's.
	Okay, well, it had no plug.
	That just seems kind of sketchy.
	Yeah.
	But they pull up and they see that Maddie and I are there and they go, thank God you guys are here.
	Thank God the murderers are here.
	Because we just pick up this machine and go, and they got planks and dollies and we're like, get the fuck out of the way.
	Those things are just holding us back.
	Pretty much.
	Then I wanted more stuff after that.
	Got the old testosterone.
	Yeah, because I'm not low-tee like some people.
	So I was like, let's smash a wall.
	Hulk smash.
	Speaking of karate, this is called handicap karate virtue signaling, Ryan.
	Can you guys discuss the absolute appalling state of a virtue signal this video is?
	That's a tough sentence.
	Can you guys discuss the absolute appalling state of, you should say the absolute appalling state of virtue signaling that this video is?
	My God, there is no end to the participation awards.
	Participation.
	Now, you can tell where this is going, right?
	He's going to be awesome and kick everyone's ass.
	Can I say one thing, though, before we shit on this kid?
	If you are handicapped, I still think it's cool to go to these classes and stuff.
	You're not going to kick the shit out of anyone, but at least know how to, like, I don't know, move your stubs a little bit.
	So I just, before we mock this dude, I want to make sure that we make it clear that handicapped kids should take MMA, no matter how useless it is.
	Because it's not just about kicking the shit out of people.
	It's about discipline and being in control of yourself and fitness and all kinds of stuff.
	All right, now let's make fun of him.
	So that's stupid.
	Okay.
	See, like, that's cool.
	You know, thanking the four corners.
	I think we got that from the American Indians.
	Is that Thaledomide, do you think?
	Okay, he's in the Netherlands.
	Handsome guy.
	That must be Pandricks.
	He's kind of fat.
	Well.
	He looks like Dave Landau.
	I wouldn't say he looks like Dave Landau.
	He's probably about as tough.
	Okay, so we know if it's the Netherlands where this is going, there's going to be not a semblance of.
	Imagine they just start kicking the shit out of him with one kick.
	Boom, he's down.
	And then they like bow to everyone.
	Everyone's like, you nailed him.
	Like that kind of stuff.
	I'm for that.
	That's sick.
	That's not sad or pathetic or anything.
	I mean, they're playing piano music to pull at your heartstrings.
	Yeah, this does...
	Fuck, don't get near my heartstrings.
	Yeah, just let us watch that.
	Yeah, now it's like demeaning when you put piano music.
	Exactly.
	My heartstrings are for Marines surprising their kids coming back from a long way away or the movie Elf.
	Or School of Rock.
	You've got to see the one with the wrestler.
	He's got no legs, but he's a Beast, but he really is a beast?
	He's punishing the dude.
	No legs.
	And he's doing a good job.
	It's not charity.
	He's holding his own.
	Yeah, see, that's great.
	That's what they want all of these to be.
	So this is cool because it's exercise and it's synchronized and whatever.
	They're not just giving it to him.
	He's doing the thing.
	He's doing the thing.
	He's not disappointed.
	Now, he shouldn't be invited to competitions, obviously.
	There's no competition there.
	But if he wants to come to the gym while these girls are doing their little karate shit, then yeah, he should.
	Well, he's doing a, what's called a kata.
	What's it called?
	Akata.
	Akata.
	Yeah.
	Okay, but keep going.
	Okay.
	Well, he's black, so he's got those fast twitch muscles in his leg.
	Oh.
	Shouldn't he be doing horror movies or something important?
	Motion capping for Nazi zombies.
	No, he's killing it.
	Oh, dude.
	I've seen a different video of the same guy, I believe, in a different video, but he's just all over.
	Okay, so no one on earth has a problem with that.
	And we're impressed, obviously, because he has no legs.
	This is the same guy.
	Go back to the Netherlands.
	Because it's about to get embarrassing.
	That was a great kick.
	You knocked her unconscious.
	Fantastic kick.
	She's now been subdued.
	Who's next?
	Anyone else got a problem with me?
	Why, you?
	Yeah!
	I will hit you with the air near your leg so hard you'll be dead.
	I'll also shoot air at your face.
	The whole stadium clapping.
	Yeah!
	Yeah, this is unbelievable.
	Come on.
	Who are you helping?
	Does he think he's tough now and he's going to go pick a fight in a bar?
	This makes WWF look like Tyson versus Holyfield, babe.
	He's going to get thrown upside down into a garbage can and suffocate amongst the disposed of ramen noodles.
	That was a real Dennis Miller kind of equip.
	This hit.
	There's your mom.
	Fucking killed her.
	There's your mom at a party in the early 90s.
	Bam, right in the head.
	Ow!
	The fucking wind alone.
	Damn, just kicked him right into nothing.
	Those aren't very flattering holes in her butt cheeks.
	No.
	That was enough.
	Man, I did not get wrestling.
	I've just been getting back into it because it's some of the funniest shit.
	The only thing I get less in wrestling is people like my buddy at the gym.
	I won't say his name, but TM.
	Oh, and Sam on Jim and Sam.
	I'm going to start talking to T about W. How you doing?
	W. What's good in the hood?
	John C. Keep it up.
	I'm a nigga.
	He did not just say that.
	Miss Black America's not in power.
	Tell me.
	He didn't just say that.
	I'm going to start watching wrestling again.
	He got the annunciation wrong.
	It's, tell me he didn't just say that.
	It's not, tell me he didn't just say that.
	He's got the scary Perry inability to know how to.
	It reminds me of this commercial we did with this girl.
	It was some like restaurant internet service, like pre-Uber Eats kind of a thing.
	And we're out there in the freezing cold in New York City.
	It was a 14-hour shoot.
	We had to film like six different bits.
	And it's, hey, do you guys want to get Chinese food?
	No, Thai food.
	Hey, do you guys want to get Thai food?
	And she kept going.
	She was incredibly pretty, which shows that she's probably going to be an idiot.
	And she's like, hey, do you guys want to get Thai food?
	And I was like, just say, repeat after me verbatim.
	Hey, do you guys want to get Thai food?
	It's not the Thai.
	It's the food.
	Don't focus on Thai.
	Focus on food.
	And she's like, okay, I got it.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm sorry.
	Hey, do you guys want to get Thai food?
	I swear to God, we did it 15 times until I was punching the snow.
	Hell yeah.
	Fuck.
	Should have blew in her ear.
	And then the matter I get, how can you not repeat a sound?
	Like a bird call.
	Okay, got it.
	But she kept going.
	I'm getting mad just thinking about it.
	Is it true that I heard somewhere that birds sing the same song their parents sung, so it's like pass down?
	I don't know.
	You remember how to...
	How to interview a bird?
	Well, they obviously sing the same song their parents sung because that's the species of birds.
	But they're all different songs from different birds, and they have their own, like, it's like their own tartan.
	Different species.
	Every species has its own call.
	That's how you identify birds.
	But I think every bird has its own call.
	You don't see pigeons making a crow call.
	Like, ah, ah!
	Yeah, but I mean, there's variance, and I think there's parent variants.
	I don't think there's variance.
	My case for the WWF, to return back to it, is moments like this.
	It caters to Middle America white trash that rules.
	It caters to retail.
	Porn acting.
	Look at this.
	Stand.
	Stand.
	It's just grown men being ridiculous.
	It's like sub-SNL MAD TV.
	It's beautiful.
	I mean, forget that you like it, but that's my point, that it's for retards.
	Low-T.
	No, no, no.
	It's for low-T retards.
	It's high T, actually.
	Wishing they had T like the guys on TV.
	No, I get that low-T guys want to watch it, though, because it's like their fan of it.
	It's high T. Even my buddy.
	I wish I was high T like those guys.
	Even my buddy John Oliver of last week tonight says that it rules.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	So that's your peer group.
	He has the tea of a chicken.
	Hey, did Trump get a new female lawyer?
	I don't know.
	Somebody asked me that.
	He won the Stormy Daniels case.
	Oh, he did?
	Yep.
	She now has to pay him his lawyer fees.
	He messaged me earlier.
	I'm like, have you seen Trump's new lawyer?
	She's smoking hot.
	God, you know who I discovered that is smoking hot?
	I was obsessed with her about 10 years ago.
	I checked in on her because someone said a name that looked similar.
	Actually, some guy was like, you know that half Asian girl at Vice?
	And I was like, you mean Kim Taylor Bennett?
	And he goes, no, who's that?
	And I looked her up and I was like, oh, yeah, she's the prettiest girl in the world.
	Fuck who he was talking about.
	She looked like a ball of rice.
	But this chick, Kim Taylor Bennett, I think outside of my wife, obviously, I think she might be the prettiest girl in the world.
	Look at that shit.
	And then I ended up stalking her on Instagram and felt dirty after I had to wash my eyeballs.
	But like, look at those weird little cheekbone things.
	High cheekbone.
	Look at that one in the top where her hair is on her side.
	Yeah, that one.
	That's a perfect woman.
	That's a 10.
	That's a 10 right there.
	Yeah, she's a...
	You could not beat that.
	Go back to Google Images.
	There's one.
	She's like, she must be probably 35 now.
	And you're like, that's the prettiest girl I've ever seen.
	Maybe zoom out a bit and you're missing the ones on the edges.
	Those are all.
	What did you spell it right?
	This is the one on the farthest left.
	Yeah, I'm looking for her Instagram.
	No, don't look for her Instagram.
	This is in Google Images.
	Kim Taylor Bennett.
	It's two T's, obviously.
	Illiterate person who's never picked up a book.
	Yeah, you read Bennett all the time in books.
	Yeah, you do.
	You see a lot of names in books.
	Keep going down.
	Wow, you're real aggro since you found out about your low T. It's medium.
	And it's going to get.
	Medium T. That's an even funnier name.
	Feeling a little inferior.
	Oh, that's an even better name.
	Medium T, but it's getting higher.
	Yes.
	Climbing T. Where's this pick now?
	Keep going?
	None of these?
	I didn't tell you to go there.
	The picks that women choose of themselves are not that hot, obviously.
	They're into like...
	Wait, go back.
	Why'd you give up?
	Search a different search engine.
	Okay, well, we're wasting time now.
	This is getting boring, and we're drifting heavily into simp territory.
	Oh, we're in the capital of simp simply.
	Is that her with red hair there?
	Yeah, I don't like that one that much.
	There's one where she's sitting with, like, overalls, just like, hi, I'm me.
	You should marry me in a timely territory.
	There it is!
	That's it.
	The description helps.
	Well, ladies, that's your goal.
	You're never going to achieve it, but it's good to know that's what you're going for.
	Look at that.
	That's perfect.
	That's getting a little too ricey, rice-arone.
	San Francisco treat.
	Yum.
	All right, let's take a call.
	All right.
	Alrighty, Vegan.
	Alrighty.
	Is it me?
	It's you.
	234.
	Hey, what's up, calling from Akron, Ohio?
	I'm sorry about your friend Levi, man.
	I was real, real depressed to hear that.
	I survived a moped accident in 2020, man.
	Those things are deadly.
	He's had a few.
	I mean, he's...
	You didn't know him, did you?
	No, no, no, I didn't know the guy, but I saw your episode Tuesday.
	Yeah, we had a Zoom funeral for him to bring it up.
	We had a Zoom funeral for him, and we were just telling great stories.
	Things were getting kind of sad, and then we said, let's tell some, let's just focus on Levi stories.
	So this guy talks about Westfest, which is where all the Proud Boys meet in Vegas, and how him and Levi stayed for four days after the party.
	So Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, doing Coke, getting wasted.
	At Westfest, there was this GIMP Proud Boy, Eddie something, who, by the way, ended up giving hundreds of hours of tapes to the FBI, allegedly.
	Wait, is he black?
	Fuck Eddie.
	No, your guy.
	Ryan, that you hung out with.
	You stole his wheelchair and then he pushed you off it.
	Oh, fuck, Eddie Block?
	Yeah.
	Oh, no.
	So they see, they didn't know Eddie at the time, and they see a rascal, whatever, like the gimp chair with the keys in it.
	So they jump on it.
	Levi sits on the other guy's lap and they start cruising around, trying to go up these hills that it can't handle.
	And they go, we got to drive this thing into a pool.
	So they're driving around trying to find a pool to drive into.
	And they eventually see one at the bottom of some stairs, like several sets of stairs.
	So I guess it's at the hotel.
	So they pull in and they start going down the stairs until the rascal starts falling apart as they're going down the stairs.
	The front wheel comes on.
	Jesus Christ.
	They go careing in.
	And then they start blocking the toilets, trying to get a better room.
	They're shitting everywhere.
	Like their thing was to pull down their pants, launch a turd or diarrhea at a urinal or on the carpet somewhere and run away laughing.
	Like they're doing shit vandalism, totally over the top.
	And there's all these chicks in Vegas who prey on the drunks.
	And they go up to your room.
	They fool around.
	They might pretend to suck your dick.
	You can't get it up.
	You're so high.
	And then they go, while one has one guy distracted, they get your Rolex.
	They go Through all the other wallets.
	So these girls go up with Levi and this buddy, and they get to the room.
	It's fucking chaos.
	There's holes in the wall.
	Levi is running up the wall and doing flips onto the bed.
	Then he's grabbing bottles and smashing them on the walls.
	Beer bottles.
	And so they get fucking scared.
	So one of them runs and Levi pulls his pants down.
	He goes, where are you going?
	And he chases her waddling down the hallway.
	The other goes, fuck this.
	They grab the money.
	And then the other guy goes, hey, you can't grab the money if you don't fuck.
	And she's running down the hallway.
	He grabs a butt light bottle and launches it down the hallway.
	And it goes kadong against her head and sends her careening into the wall where she then gets up and makes it to the elevator.
	They called him the John Belushi of the Proud Boys, but I don't think John Belushi was that intense.
	He was fucking, he was the Satan of the Proud Boys.
	He sounds like he was an absolute legend, man.
	And, you know, what a privilege it would have been to know him.
	You know, that's great.
	And I just want to send love to you guys.
	Brian, I love you.
	You're funny.
	I love your jams.
	Maddie, support 81.
	And Gavin, I hope you get your anal lips transplants in.
	Thank you very much.
	Appreciate that.
	Thank you.
	And yeah, when you guys are calling, it would be great if you could just say, Brian, don't worry about your low T. It's not an issue.
	We still love you for who you are.
	We're not judging you.
	Yeah.
	Because he's not doing great tonight, folks.
	But thanks for calling.
	Medium T. You still have an X and Y chromosome.
	Yeah.
	That's right.
	As far as I'm concerned, you're basically a guy.
	Yeah.
	I am a guy.
	Yes.
	There's the attitude I know and love.
	You know what?
	Fuck it.
	You're a man.
	I am a man.
	Yeah.
	He's back, folks.
	Right.
	He's back.
	Ryan considers himself a normal male.
	Nice.
	Do you have a song request?
	How about the night they drove old Dixie down to my low tea?
	That was good.
	Thanks.
	I can't believe I have suck on a piece of shit on my to-do list now.
	Somebody, rest in peace, Matthew Perna.
	He's the guy who's $100 who committed suicide before the sentencing.
	Oh, my God.
	We didn't know about this.
	He sounds familiar.
	I know that.
	We did bring this up a couple of shows ago.
	But yeah, it's very sad.
	He just lost.
	Taking your life.
	Yeah, that's true.
	That's true.
	I mean, yeah, okay.
	But Maddie, if you could die peacefully or go to prison for the rest of your life, he wasn't going to go to prison for the rest of his life.
	No, that's true.
	But would you rather die than do that?
	No, because you still have a life.
	Right.
	Yeah.
	You know?
	Anything can happen.
	Appeals, whatever.
	Who knows?
	Or if you got to do the whole sentence, do the sentence, get out.
	You're still alive.
	In many ways, human beings have had it throughout history rougher than prison, which sounds shitty, but like no food promised, no communication with people at all, living in the frozen tundra or something.
	So listen to this guy.
	He lived in Thailand and South Korea teaching English.
	He was a big traveler.
	He went to Europe, Asia, South America, India.
	He would often go on a mission trip to Haiti.
	We'd travel with his family, spreading Christianity, spreading lasting friendships wherever he went.
	He was an educator.
	He was a teacher.
	He loved animals, especially dogs.
	He was a seasoned runner, won medals, running in multiple cases.
	But thank God, we've got him in prison for trying to take over the U.S. government.
	I was just thinking about this today.
	It's such a fucking ridiculous allegation.
	The best you could possibly come up with is they were trying to slow down the government for a couple hours.
	Trespassing.
	No, but like the argument is it was the Capitol.
	That's where they do the business.
	They were finishing up, you know, making Biden president, and they were thwarted by this attack.
	Okay.
	It's craziness.
	Okay.
	So say the American government is an 18-wheeler, and you stood in front of it, and it had to stop and get out of the way for a few minutes, and then it kept going.
	Right.
	All right.
	Is that the shoe for a year?
	And that's me taking their, the best I can do with their argument.
	Because the argument that it was a full government takeover and we're going to be run by a bunch of grannies now for the next 20 years.
	Especially with the Kavanaugh vetting and the Black Panthers armed inside the Capitol.
	I mean, oh, it's happened a million times.
	Stop.
	Stop with the bullshit.
	Nonsense.
	And it just, it's amazing got so much legs.
	And I'm sorry, but I blame the fact that women are now heavily involved in politics.
	And women are naturally genetically agreeable.
	And when you come up with these retarded things, they naturally sort of go, okay, that's what we're going with.
	Like this woman, I'll never forget on the news, she was saying, you know, it was on Thanksgiving.
	And she said, from now on, on Thanksgiving, we're going to show the New York Times', whatever it is, it's a sizzle reel of the violence that went on that night.
	And it's to remind my kids that we almost lost our country on January 20th.
	Yeah, yeah.
	By the way, that you just did reminded me.
	I was talking to my daughter today.
	I got her braces off just because I wanted to.
	The dentist goes, but we want to make her teeth perfect.
	I go, neither me nor my daughter want her to have Perfect teeth.
	I'm from England.
	As long as you're not Shane McGowan, we're good.
	But I was saying to her, Now that you're 15, I think we can discuss when you stop believing in Santa.
	And she goes, I don't know, maybe like nine or something.
	And I go, I think I know when it was.
	I used to pay, when we lived upstate, I paid a guy who was obsessed with Christmas and everything.
	And he did all this shit at his, he owned the local thing in town in Eldred, New York.
	He owned the local corner store, but he'd have Santa things and he'd have toy drives and he ran the parade that would do all the local towns, Berryville and Fort Jervis, everything.
	And his suit was like Santa's suit.
	Like the belt was leather.
	The boots were boots.
	They weren't plastic things that go over your shoes.
	He was LARPing.
	Yeah, he was Santa in many ways.
	And so I'd have him come by.
	I'd pay him some bones.
	And usually the kids were asleep.
	But one time, the problem with Christmas Eve is my in-laws are in town, my brother-in-law's in town, and my brother's in town.
	So what happens?
	We tend to get shit-faced.
	So by December 24th at midnight, I'm toast.
	So we're like taking pictures of him and stuff.
	And the pictures were way too good.
	And my daughter goes, how'd you get that one?
	You said you were hiding under the table?
	And I go, yeah, I think he saw we were there.
	And then he posed for one.
	And I remember her going, no, what did you just do?
	No, it was add more.
	It was like at nine after I said that, and I just went, I just fucking blew it.
	Fuck.
	You ruined it.
	I just ended Santa.
	Gavin McGrinchich, Mitch.
	Speaking of which, Gav's Tav by City Inquiry.
	I think that's the guy.
	Dude, that one in the bottom right is exactly what was in my head.
	You see, now, can you forgive me for being self-indulgent and saying, hey, can someone help me out with this?
	That would have taken me like a year.
	And I just farted out and it became true.
	Is that our tactical walls guy?
	No.
	Oh.
	I believe it's Jose.
	Dude, that's perfect.
	Not that one.
	The other one.
	Well, that one was the bottom left, like you said.
	I thought I said bottom right.
	Okay.
	Bottom right.
	Here we go.
	That's perfect.
	Holy shit.
	It's like being magic.
	Wow.
	Okay, so now all I got to do is get some plastic and cut that out.
	Cool.
	Gas tab's going to be hot.
	Though, I just learned the stand-up video game's not getting delivered till fucking May.
	Thanks, Biden.
	Fuck you, Biden.
	The pool table game?
	No, that's looking like maybe a couple weeks.
	But my gas bill for my car today was $75.
	It's never gone over $50.
	And I'm Scottish.
	So I go right into the...
	Pump, pop.
	Usually when I go to the gas station, I'm going in neutral.
	I've been filling it up usually between three quarters and half a tank lately because I have a 26-gallon tank.
	Right, but you're an exception because you have that weird truck that takes a lot of time.
	My truck takes flux fuel.
	Does it take again?
	E85.
	Ethanol.
	What about you, Ryan?
	I have Costco gas, so I'll just fill up at Costco, but it does hurt.
	But it's about 20 cents less.
	Probably four cylinder.
	So how much to fill up your stupid Puerto Rican mobile that all Puerto Ricans drive?
	It's a RAV4.
	All Puerto Ricans drive RAV4s.
	Why do you guys love RAV4s?
	And all blacks drive maroon Subarus.
	I don't know, but I know that it's one of the most, it's got the biggest storage in its class.
	It's very, it lasts a long time.
	You could really beat it into the ground.
	It's Toyota.
	So they're cheap, they're reliable, and a lot of storage.
	You got to get popular with the low T crowd.
	It's true.
	T for Toyota.
	T. That's medium T. It's the most T. It's got T on the front.
	Yeah.
	Did you notice in that logo that Jose made how big the T was?
	I did notice.
	It was like half the logo.
	Big T. That's a lot of T there.
	I guess when you're guys like Maddie and I, you're kind of known as Mr. T. And when you're guys like Ryan, you're known as Mr. Levi.
	I can only imagine what ours were when we were 30 something.
	What, what?
	When we were in our early 30s.
	Oh, my God.
	I'm higher than him now.
	In my early 30s, people were scared of me.
	And I don't mean like I was going to beat them up.
	I was just a fucking tornado.
	I was a Levi Romero.
	Like, we used to empty parties.
	Remember, me and my buddy Derek would go in and we'd be like, all right, let's get this party started, people.
	And I'd have a clipboard.
	I'd take off my sweatshirt and put it around my neck like I'm a choreographer.
	I'd be like, Derek, and a one and a two, and let's go.
	And he'd start like modern dancing, but knocking over shit.
	And I'd go, more feeling, more feeling.
	One time these two girls go, you know, you guys are okay as individuals, but when you're together, you're fucking assholes and everyone hates you.
	And Derek goes, didn't we fuck both of you the first night we met you?
	Nice.
	Which was true.
	Which was a very...
	Not tell a lie.
	Could come back.
	Touche.
	Not everyone hates us.
	Not you two.
	You spread your legs, you whores.
	Brian's got hot to sauce alone.
	He's never belonged.
	He's always got a big bone that he's swinging.
	And his ones up, start singing.
	The birthdays was the worst days.
	There you go.
	Okay.
	So that Biggie Smalls.
	Did he have small tea?
	Please lighten this.
	Skin tone on your black.
	He had Biggie.
	We're going to get canceled.
	Big T Smalls.
	What was that guy when I didn't hear that last one?
	He just read there.
	Did I read something?
	I could have sworn you did.
	By the way, that was Jose, who does our backgrounds, that rule.
	Oh, okay.
	Seth is on the line.
	Hello, Seth.
	Hello?
	Hello, hello.
	Y'all hear me?
	Yes, we can.
	So, first off, Ryan, that is quite the fashion there.
	It's like a reverse Joker.
	But hello, Geriatrics.
	I want to say that video games are like our day's version of Crucible.
	It's like our getting away from what's going around in society, but you guys just do different Crucible tactics, like you would go drink or watch TV.
	It's the same shit.
	No, I watch TV for maybe like an hour a day at night, and it's in the background.
	And when I go to bars, I'm talking to people.
	I'm learning about stuff with people.
	We're discussing, like, thanks to fucking Joe, I now know that salmonella can't be cooked away.
	I didn't know that.
	Yeah.
	I'm talking to a chef.
	Yeah, and I can talk to you like I'm talking to people online about things that are happening across the country.
	But they're not in person.
	It's not real.
	I'll be dipped in shit.
	Correct.
	I'm agreeing with you in the fact that you should get away from video games because it's the same thing that you're doing.
	No, you're wrong.
	The distraction is my point.
	People play video games for six hours.
	If I watch TV for six hours, I would faint.
	People do watch TV for six hours.
	Yeah, that's fucking lame.
	I agree.
	Anyway, thanks for calling.
	I don't want to get into fucking video games again.
	It's like the Bob Marley album Legend.
	I'm good for one lifetime.
	Navy Joe.
	Hello.
	Hey, what's going on?
	Hey, bud.
	Hey, I was listening to your conversation with Kumia yesterday, and something sparked in my head.
	This was about when you guys were talking about the kiddie porn stuff and how people are prosecuted.
	Yep.
	So my cousin, he's a principal out there in San Bernardino County.
	And like three, four years ago, when they started giving everybody iPads and everything else, the biggest issue that they had was all these kids were like sexting and like sending all these nude pics of them.
	So since they're all under the age of 18, all that stuff immediately when they're sorry, well, what would happen is that when they brought to school and they would plug in their iPhone, well, not iPhones, but the iPads and everything else, it would go, all those pictures would end up in a database.
	And so he every day would have to go with the FBI and pretty much figure out how to go about that.
	So you had all these prosecutions of all these underage people, 18 and under, that it still had to get brought forward.
	And then it was pretty much dismissed because of their age and what was going on.
	So I just wanted to add that to what you guys were talking about yesterday.
	I thought that was pretty interesting.
	What a waste of time.
	You know, that's where Mercedes Carrera has been awaiting trial for three years for her bullshit sex charge.
	That's San Bernardino.
	You know, I saw her boobs the other day because of your new upload.
	Oh, thank you.
	Yeah.
	She doesn't look like that anymore.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	Yeah, I talked to a cop the other day who told me that an investigator, detective, was, you know, his job was like finding kiddie porn.
	He found something on someone's phone or whatever.
	He texted it or emailed it to his boss, the captain, and he said, we got this guy.
	Look at this shit that I found on his phone.
	That's mailing kiddie porn.
	That's a felony.
	He was fired.
	Okay, kill him.
	Seems like we have some problems.
	He's the one who's investigating those crimes.
	He obviously wasn't trying to turn on his captain.
	But I said to the cop, well, surely any reasonable human can see that that's not what that law was for.
	He's like, yeah, you can't do it.
	It's illegal.
	He should have known the law.
	Now, I don't want to start getting into the fucking weeds of how we need to be fairer to sex offenders and innocent people are going to jail.
	We'll leave that up to the new Supreme Court comment.
	She can't even tell you what a woman is.
	No.
	Men identify as women, but we don't know what a woman is.
	This one's going around, Ryan.
	City Council troll.
	I ran across this recent video of a deranged liberal giving an unhinged diatribe on trans rights.
	Everyone realizes that it's fake, right?
	But it's good.
	It's still funny.
	It's good acting.
	Got it here?
	I thought it was real when I first saw it.
	And then at the end, when he takes a knee for George Floyd, I went, ah, okay.
	Oh, that's Cass Cassidy.
	He works with Alex Stein.
	Oh, cool.
	I love that these guys are sabotaging municipal politics.
	Yeah, they go into meetings, like just Zoom meetings for like...
	And then you realize all these local politicians, their job is just bullshit.
	They just have these meetings about the fountain on Wayne Street.
	Bullshit.
	Caller, we'll get to you in one second if you could just.
	So we've got to put this up for posterity, but I assume everyone's seen this by now.
	So let me start off.
	Sorry.
	In 2015, Bernie Sanders woke me up.
	My openly gay six-year-old transgender nephew wanted something different than most kids for his birthday.
	He wanted the COVID-19 vaccine for the greater good of humanity.
	Because unlike the racist Republicans, he wanted to protect our democracy and take on his social responsibility to do his part for the future.
	The guy behind him is laughing.
	Do you think that's his friend?
	Well, his opening statement.
	In 2015, my six-year-old gay trans nephew wanted to get the COVID-19 vaccine in 2015.
	From the Donald Trump reporters.
	And the science deniers.
	Refined Bill Hornbool!
	Now.
	I don't know about his outfit.
	The hat's not quite right.
	It's amazing that they all don't have masks on.
	He tries to just cover his identity, and sometimes he's got a do-rag on.
	He's a very Christian guy.
	He does believe in flat earth and some other bases.
	He's one of you.
	Does he have low T like you?
	It doesn't look like it.
	Well, excuse you, first of all.
	He tried to trick me, and it didn't work.
	So he does this with Alex Stein, and they troll a whole bunch.
	This one was really great.
	It was like an actor's class.
	And then, so he's always like a wigger.
	I've been talking to Elijah Schaefer about this with Man on the Street stuff.
	Surely the second it gets to be successful, people recognize you and then go, like Morad had this problem.
	Yeah.
	The internet is too big, and even people that are on the right aren't exactly all aware of Alex Stein and stuff.
	So it's even kind of buried within our right-wing clique, you know?
	So it hasn't reached that level yet.
	I mean, he just went on InfoWars, you know, Alex, and slightly offensive, I think also, too.
	So he's getting out there, but I don't think the lefties are even close to figuring it out yet.
	Like, he'll go on multiple Zooms, like, weeks after weeks.
	We got it.
	Am I just a genius, or do most people overexplain things on this show?
	All right.
	How are we doing with the super chats?
	We didn't really push Joe Biggs hard tonight.
	All but six are remaining.
	Well, get him up.
	It's like, I know it's hard for you to get it up, but we.
	It's not hard for me to get it up.
	Oh, it's not hard?
	No.
	Yeah, I thought so.
	Maybe it's the T. What does that mean?
	I don't know.
	Low T?
	Medium T dude?
	I don't know.
	Keep going.
	We're not reading him.
	Wait, I got to read that.
	What was that?
	Hold on, can I soft wash your house?
	No.
	Okay.
	But he's getting into AEW.
	Okay, no.
	Don't check it out.
	He will.
	Oh, man, they all wind up looking like Andrea Martin or Catherine Harris doing a character.
	Because God thought of this, and he put in some checks and balances.
	And one of them is when you switch the genders, you know, breeding is very important.
	Man and woman is a big deal, Adam and Eve.
	So when you mess with it, he made sure it looks ridiculous just so everyone can see.
	We have Mason on the line talking about tea.
	Mason, you're on the line.
	Hey, how's it going?
	It's Mason from Albany right here.
	Ah, fucking Ave.
	Okay, so Ryan, you mentioned earlier that you're going to try to get some sleep to build your testosterone.
	Yes.
	I've done a lot of research a little bit trying to figure out what's going on with testosterone because it seems like these are the same.
	Wait, you've done a lot of research a little bit?
	No, I did a lot of research a little bit ago.
	Oh, okay.
	Because it seems like the average testosterone in men is going down.
	Like if 30 years ago, the average level wasn't 430 or whatever Ryan had or 250 or something.
	Yeah, that's what I was going to say to him.
	It's perfectly normal that he has low T and he should not feel bad about it.
	Medium.
	It happens to a lot of people.
	Like, don't beat yourself up.
	The main thing was, Ryan was saying he was going to try to get more sleep, which just doesn't, I mean, if you're getting, like, five hours a night, then it's going to lower your testosterone.
	But getting more sleep, like getting 10 hours, isn't going to raise your testosterone.
	So I do get five hours.
	Oh, Ryan told me to sleep 10 hours.
	Don't.
	No.
	Ryan's lying.
	Oversleeping will lower it.
	I didn't communicate.
	Wait, Ryan, you get into work at 11 a.m. every day, usually 10.59.
	So you only get five hours?
	Yeah, I go to bed at about 3 and then wake up at 8 with my daughter.
	So you go to bed at 6 a.m.
	What are you talking about?
	Well, 6 a.m.
	I don't wake up at 11.
	Okay, so you go to bed at 5 a.m.
	No.
	You stay up all night till 5?
	Shouldn't you have written like War and Peace by now?
	From 3 to 8 hours.
	3 to 8.
	Yeah, it's 5 hours.
	Daughter wakes up at 8.
	So why would you stay up till 3 a.m. if you have to get up at 8?
	I can't sleep.
	I don't know.
	I tried last night.
	I took melatonin.
	I took sleepy time tea.
	It's not low tea.
	Maybe it's the low tea, yeah.
	It's not the low TT.
	I have to just stay off my phone and really be strict about it.
	I did that last night, and then I'm just laying there like for an hour, and I'm like, okay, I give up.
	Like, I'm starting to get hungry now.
	And what time was this at?
	Or sometimes I'll wake up at 11.
	But wait, if you go, if you're not working, dude.
	If you stay up till 3 a.m. and then you're up at 8, you're tired that day, and that night you're going to go to bed at a normal time unless you nap.
	And I've been around you and you're constantly passing out all over the place like a Japanese man on the train.
	So overall, my napping has gone down, if you looked at a chart, a lot.
	Like there's days where I don't even think about a nap.
	I couldn't nap if I tried.
	But then today I napped and then yesterday I napped.
	You know what it is?
	On days that I don't go out enough.
	Because you've got to get sunlight to get your sleep.
	Okay, so it was lack of sleep.
	Now it's sunlight.
	Vitamin D deficiency.
	It could be.
	I mean, but that helps you sleep.
	If you get 30 minutes in the sun, your circadian rhythm.
	People in the world are vitamin D deficient.
	That's true.
	I do take a supplement for that.
	About 500.
	How many reasons for this low tea?
	Well, there's a lot of variables when it comes to tea.
	A lot of variables.
	Can you back any of this up?
	Fortunately, when you have normal tea, like me and Maddie, we don't have to go looking for excuses.
	We just enjoy our normal tea.
	I can't wait for this test.
	You're going to have to teach.
	$359 is going to be yours.
	I'll bet on it.
	$3.59.
	Brian, do you eat a lot of soy?
	I don't.
	Dairy?
	That'll do it, too.
	Dairy is probably that.
	Dairy.
	Was dairy bad?
	Yeah, both soy and dairy, like the number one testosterone killers.
	I drink a lot of...
	Probably high in estrogen, too.
	I know soy is high in estrogen.
	Soy, not so much.
	This is back to video games now.
	Thanks for calling.
	Let's wrap up the show.
	So that's it for today's episode.
	We will see you on Monday.
	We got a little mini doc I made in 2008 about a guy who was murdered by the state back in 1970.
	And I think was the impetus of the band Crass.
	I recorded it when I was up there visiting those guys.
	But yeah, if you have low testosterone, don't feel bad about yourself.
	You're a normal person.
	Ryan still gets erections.
	You will still get erections.
	You'll just be ridiculed by your friends and have trouble functioning.
	But it's not like you're not human.
	And I want to go on record before we end the show that even if your testosterone is as low as Ryan's is, you're still basically a man.
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	Cause I'm fighting the pipe because I'm amp.
	Most of my heroes don't appear, no stamp.
	Stamp on, look at you, look at my lip.
	If I read this for 400, here's what you take.
	Don't worry, me act for the number one tear.
	Remember my family, you can fuck me right here.

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